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FULL SHOW: Egging Was Fun! · KIIS Breakfast

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Speaker 1: Head to Chemist Warehouse and save more money every year
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Speaker 1: on your regular medication with discounted prescriptions in every store,
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Speaker 1: every day.
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Speaker 2: Good morning for Chemist Warehouse. Mikey, Amy, Gerard. Hello, Amy.
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Speaker 2: How you doing?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good today. Feeling good. Had a great sleep.
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Speaker 1: It makes a huge difference, doesn't it?
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Speaker 2: If you just go to bed, sleep the whole way through. Actually,
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Speaker 2: I didn't wake up. Usually you wake up for a
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Speaker 2: few wheeze. Yes, this is me. Not one wee last night.
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Speaker 3: I did what you wanted.
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Speaker 2: Just don't drink much water before you go to bed.
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Speaker 2: You won't have to.
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Speaker 1: See, I did half a bottle of red. And normally
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Speaker 1: I'm up a lot. But I think because the night
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Speaker 1: before I was absolute dog shit. Like every 30 minutes
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Speaker 1: I saw.
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Speaker 2: How good is half a bottle of red, bud? Someone
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Speaker 2: said it was the moon.
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Speaker 1: It was a really nice bottle as well.
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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And I knew I had to push through. Had a
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Speaker 1: huge day yesterday.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Had, obviously, Brekkie Radio, other work, and then all the kids'
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Speaker 1: extracurriculum activities. But it was also my husband's birthday.
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Speaker 2: That's right. On a bloody Tuesday night.
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Speaker 1: So I was like, man up, Amy. Like, just get
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Speaker 1: a Red Bull into you. I had a Red Bull
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Speaker 1: at like 3 p.m.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Just to keep myself trucking along.
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Speaker 2: And what did you do for his birthday?
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Speaker 1: I set up. I actually felt a bit like an asshole,
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Speaker 1: but I sent him to summer soccer with my youngest. Hey,
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Speaker 1: it's your birthday. Get up, go to summer soccer. Normally
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Speaker 1: I would do that. But my daughter and I, we
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Speaker 1: set up a little, see the little picnic.
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Speaker 2: Down in the backyard? Oh, is that in your backyard?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. So we pulled down like some lounge chairs.
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Speaker 2: Oh, cute.
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Speaker 1: Put out a little picnic rug. Special shout out.
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Speaker 2: Great view of the bush there.
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Speaker 1: It's nice, isn't it?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, the gully. It's so beautiful.
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Speaker 1: And especially when the light shines on it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see that, yeah.
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Speaker 1: And my mother-in-law had ordered, it was her birthday present,
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Speaker 1: she'd ordered like the Blonde Butler is like this catering
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Speaker 1: service and she'd ordered like this big cheese platter, salads,
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Speaker 1: crackers and everything. So that was dinner sorted.
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Speaker 5: Awesome.
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Speaker 1: We didn't make anything.
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Speaker 2: And it was a nice night.
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Speaker 1: It was a nice night.
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Speaker 2: Was it just you and him though or did the
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Speaker 2: kids get involved?
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Speaker 1: No, my kids were all there.
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Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 1: But half a bowl of red and parenting's heaps easier.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I was like, bath yourself tonight, kids.
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Speaker 2: Fair enough.
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Speaker 1: My daughter actually was such a gun. She's like, hey,
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Speaker 1: you guys, so we lit the fire afterwards. And she's like,
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Speaker 1: you stay down here. I'll take the boys up for
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Speaker 1: a shower. She's like a little mother's helper.
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Speaker 6: Tell you what.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: She's a godsend.
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Speaker 2: The oldest always ends up like that, don't they?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was the oldest.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was the youngest.
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Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, so you did nothing.
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Speaker 2: No, not a thing.
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Speaker 1: What did you do last night? Anything exciting?
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Speaker 2: No, I literally went to bed at 8 p.m. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: heaps exciting for me, but it wasn't my birthday. But
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Speaker 2: did you, you know, it was his birthday.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I actually said to him, hey.
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Speaker 6: I'm going to have to IOU.
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Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, I'm banking that. Because I was like,
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Speaker 1: he could see how tired I was.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And he knows I'm good for it. I will IOU
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Speaker 1: probably on the weekend.
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Speaker 2: Do it on a weeknight when you got early. It
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Speaker 2: can be a thing, but it's got to be early.
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Speaker 1: The thing is, that's exactly right. And also, there's no
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Speaker 1: such thing as early now. With my kids, they don't
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Speaker 1: go to bed till 8.30 and I'm shattered. And then
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Speaker 1: he's wide awake and he's like, oh, come downstairs and
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Speaker 1: watch a show. And I was like, babe, I'm already
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Speaker 1: in bed.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And it's not a problem. You just wait till the weekend.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Or I'll come home early on a Friday and he'll
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Speaker 1: be working from home.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Get it on.
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Speaker 1: We'll have a nice lunch break together.
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Speaker 2: Well, glad you enjoyed. Now, Sean, good morning. Good morning.
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Speaker 1: Morning.
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Speaker 2: What's going on with PM Albo's in trouble?
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Speaker 6: It was a bit awkward yesterday because he had to apologise.
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Speaker 9: So the Marrickville Golf Club, basically, it needs some upgrades
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Speaker 9: and he said that He was going to give $ 6
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Speaker 9: million of federal government money to the golf club to
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Speaker 9: fix it up, mainly for the sewerage that was leaking.
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Speaker 6: Into the Cooks River. But he had to say yesterday
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Speaker 6: that that's actually not where the cash is going. What
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Speaker 6: are they doing with it?
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Speaker 9: They're going to redevelop a clubhouse and they're going to
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Speaker 9: do a new bar and an out dining area.
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Speaker 2: I wouldn't be paying for that.
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Speaker 1: And it came out that he's a member.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 6: He holds a membership at the club.
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Speaker 5: So, look.
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Speaker 9: Any business out there can sort of apply for a
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Speaker 9: grant and it can be ticked off.
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Speaker 6: It's very common. But it's just a bit awkward.
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Speaker 1: How convenient.
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Speaker 2: So is he going to take the money back off him?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: I've already spent it probably.
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Speaker 1: But, yeah, no worries. Sorry, Cooks River. You're just going
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Speaker 1: to keep, like, there's just going to be diarrhoea.
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Speaker 6: Gutting into you. Well, I think the state government's going
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Speaker 6: to help out there with the whole. I hope so.
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Speaker 6: Because what happens is I think it floods.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: The sewage just starts pouring into the river.
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Speaker 2: No offence to anyone that lives around there, but isn't
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Speaker 2: that the worst river in the world? The Cooke's River?
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Speaker 2: You had a girlfriend that lived near there. We went
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Speaker 2: on like a river walk around there. Foul.
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Speaker 1: Oh, why?
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Speaker 2: Oh, it's got all sewage running into it from Albo's
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Speaker 2: golf club. No, but it's right near the airport. I'm
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Speaker 2: not just being a dick. It is one of the
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Speaker 2: most polluted rivers, right? There was a lot of heavy
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Speaker 2: industry there. In the world?
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Speaker 1: That's a huge goal. I'm going to Google that.
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Speaker 2: In Australia, no. I'm pretty sure somewhere in other countries
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Speaker 2: would have. Let's not name countries.
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Speaker 5: Let's not.
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Speaker 2: You were talking about alarms. You don't want to alarm anyone.
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Speaker 6: No.
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Speaker 2: But no one's bothered by alarms.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's me.
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Speaker 9: People in offices, we are becoming desensitized to the work
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Speaker 9: fire alarm. So 58,000 alarms went off in New South
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Speaker 9: Wales alone last year. Most of them were unwanted reasons
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Speaker 9: like burnt toast or someone cooking something. Basically, there's this
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Speaker 9: company that did the survey sort of just saying workplaces,
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Speaker 9: they need to They need to investigate why the alarms
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Speaker 9: are going off because we don't want people just going, oh,
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Speaker 9: there's the alarm again.
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Speaker 6: I'll just stay sitting here.
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Speaker 2: Doing my work. Well, most people do. Remember that old
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Speaker 2: building we were in in Macquarie Park? That alarm went
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Speaker 2: off all the time and it was always burnt toast,
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Speaker 2: wasn't it?
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Speaker 1: I remember being in Big W a few weeks ago
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Speaker 1: and I was buying something for Charlie and I was
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Speaker 1: like deep in the kids' clothes section and the alarm
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Speaker 1: kept going. And it was over the speaker, evacuate the building,
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Speaker 1: evacuate the building.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And then the alarm, whoo.
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Speaker 2: Evacuate now.
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Speaker 1: I literally just kept shopping for a good 10 minutes
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Speaker 1: until this lady ran around and she's like, what are
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Speaker 1: you doing in here?
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Speaker 6: Get out.
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Speaker 5: But it was nothing, right?
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Speaker 1: It was nothing. So we walked out the front of
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Speaker 1: the shopping center. They closed it. They had to do
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Speaker 1: their whole thing. And then 10 minutes later, they opened
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Speaker 1: the doors again. I was like- Could have kept shopping.
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Speaker 2: I would have gone home.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: No, I needed those things.
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Speaker 2: But yes. What about car alarms? No one listens to them, eh?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: Oh, they're real annoying, though. Even a house alarm. Like,
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Speaker 2: what are you going to do if your neighbor's house
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Speaker 2: alarm's going off? You going to go in there and investigate?
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Speaker 2: I'm going to curse them. Yeah, no, because it's annoying, right?
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Speaker 6: It depends what time it is, I think, whether I
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Speaker 6: care or not.
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Speaker 1: If it was like two in the morning and I
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Speaker 1: could hear an alarm going off, I'd definitely probably pop
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Speaker 1: my head out, see what's going on. Yeah, just in case, like,
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Speaker 1: you know, a laundry had gone up or, you know.
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Speaker 2: But again, it's always nothing. It's like the wind or
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Speaker 2: the cattle.
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Speaker 1: My friend's husband is a fiery and she says that, like, 95%
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Speaker 1: of his job is just going out to false fire alarms.
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Speaker 2: Burnt toast in buildings, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Just like, whoo! Get in the whole fire brigade.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they get all dressed up.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they get dressed up. They've got to take it
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Speaker 1: seriously and it's just never anything.
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Speaker 2: And tradie versus lady. Let's do it. You could go
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Speaker 2: and see five seconds of summer. Time to play right now.
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Speaker 1: Morning, Enza.
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Speaker 4: Morning.
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Speaker 1: Morning. So you work in pharmaceutical sales.
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Speaker 8: Yes.
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Speaker 1: You drive a Volkswagen T-Roc.
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Speaker 7: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Married happily with three kids.
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Speaker 10: Yes.
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Speaker 8: Yes, most of the time.
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Speaker 1: Most of the time. And what happened to you on
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Speaker 1: a flight? I'm just having a read of this here,
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Speaker 1: and this is concerning because I've got girlfriends who– are
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Speaker 1: you scared of flying?
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Speaker 8: I hate flying, but it doesn't let me stop travelling.
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Speaker 1: So it won't stop you, but you absolutely despise flying, right?
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 1: And what happened? You had an anxiety attack on a flight.
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Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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Speaker 8: Well, there was a storm brewing and I knew what
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Speaker 8: was going to happen.
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Speaker 1: Oh, the turbulence.
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Speaker 8: And it was just brewing and brewing and then I
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Speaker 8: basically passed out.
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Speaker 5: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Oh, as in like, what's an anxiety attack? Is it
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Speaker 1: similar to like a panic attack, right?
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Speaker 7: Yes, yes.
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Speaker 2: You feel like you're going to die.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you feel like shortness of breath and stuff. And
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Speaker 1: then you just passed out in your seat?
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Speaker 8: I passed out and then the next thing I knew,
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Speaker 8: I had crew around me, my husband. And they were
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Speaker 8: trying to stop the flight from taking off, but because
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Speaker 8: it was on track to go, they couldn't. So basically
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Speaker 8: I had to suck it up in business class. Oh,
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Speaker 8: in business class. The first time that I got business class.
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Speaker 5: Hang on.
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Speaker 1: Were you in economy originally and they moved you to
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Speaker 1: business class?
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Speaker 8: No, no, no. Oh, you started.
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Speaker 11: I got business class.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I ended up. getting all my frequent flyer points
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Speaker 8: to get a business class and then I actually did
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Speaker 8: not enjoy it.
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Speaker 2: Because you were passed out.
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Speaker 1: Hey, you know what? A lot of my girlfriends, they
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Speaker 1: take beta blockers. So they're really good for kind of
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Speaker 1: anxious flyers. They kind of just numb all your senses.
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Speaker 1: So you feel completely normal on them. I actually take
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Speaker 1: them sometimes also for public speaking because I get actually
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Speaker 1: quite nervous sometimes.
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Speaker 2: And I heard before you met me, you took them because.
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Speaker 11: You're a bit nervous.
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Speaker 4: Oh, please.
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Speaker 1: I didn't take nothing before I met you, Mikey.
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Speaker 8: I'll have to remember that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, beta blockers, they're an absolute godsend because there's nothing
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Speaker 1: worse than, like, I love travelling as well. I get
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Speaker 1: on flights too and I have these horrible intrusive thoughts.
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Speaker 12: Do you?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think everybody does.
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Speaker 2: Oh, maybe a quick thought, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, like if I'm up in the air and there's turbulence,
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Speaker 1: I was like, I'll be literally doing a Hail Mary.
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Speaker 1: This is how I die. And thinking about who will
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Speaker 1: look after my children.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, not even Catholic. Enza.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Have you tried the Valium? I thought that's what they
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Speaker 2: usually gave people.
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Speaker 5: I've got a.
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Speaker 8: Script for it, but I haven't filled it, so yeah.
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Speaker 3: Oh, Enza.
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Speaker 1: Enza, do that. Valium or beta blockers, they're a godsend.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I should, yeah.
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Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Because it's annoying, eh? You really want to travel.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: What is it? Are you feeling like it's going to
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Speaker 2: crash or is it hard to explain?
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Speaker 8: No, I'm a bit of a control freak.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're not in control of the plane. I'm
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Speaker 1: exactly the same. And everyone always goes, oh, you know,
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Speaker 1: but there's more chance of you being in a car crash.
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Speaker 1: But I always think, but at least I'm in the
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Speaker 1: car controlling it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
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Speaker 8: We all know that. It's logical.
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Speaker 3: We all know that.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, I feel you, Enza. Get on the beta blockers
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Speaker 1: or the Valium. Weighing in at 53 kgs, she had
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Speaker 1: shakes on her plane. It's Enza.
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Speaker 2: All right, let's meet our tradie this morning. We've got Hugo. Hello, Hugo.
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Speaker 1: Hi, Hugo.
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Speaker 5: Morning, guys. How are we?
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Speaker 2: Hello, good mate. What suburb are you in? Where are
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Speaker 2: you calling from?
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Speaker 5: Well, I'm calling from Hunters Hill.
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Speaker 1: Oh, they're both from Hunters Hill.
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Speaker 2: Are they really?
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Speaker 1: Oh, dear.
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Speaker 2: Enza, you're in Hunters Hill and Hugo?
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Speaker 6: Are you guys neighbours?
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Speaker 3: Really?
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Are you in Huntersville as well?
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Speaker 12: Yes.
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Speaker 13: Are you in Huntersville?
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Speaker 11: Yes, I am.
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Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 8: Okay.
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Speaker 5: Kids have villa then.
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Speaker 1: That's cool.
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Speaker 2: It's a very expensive suburb, by the way.
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Speaker 4: Is it?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Huntersville, where is that? That's that way, right?
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Speaker 2: Just over there.
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Speaker 8: It's a beautiful suburb. It's a beautiful suburb.
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Speaker 2: Just right.
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Speaker 5: Low and low shore.
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Speaker 2: There.
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Speaker 6: Low and low.
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Speaker 8: I can see it.
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Speaker 1: We're waving to you from the studio.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: I can see you.
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Speaker 11: I can see you.
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Speaker 2: Look out for the Coca-Cola building. All right, mate, you
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Speaker 2: supply and install AstroTurf. Does it ever look real, ever,
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Speaker 2: you know?
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Speaker 5: Mate, it's come a long way. It's come a long way.
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Speaker 5: It's gone from the really dodgy-looking plastic stuff to looking
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Speaker 5: like your buffalo grass. I mean, it's still not as
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Speaker 5: great as a buffalo grass itself. But, hey, low maintenance.
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Speaker 1: You don't have to mow it.
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Speaker 5: You know, every.
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Speaker 11: Day of the year.
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Speaker 5: Don't have to worry about mowing. Don't need a mower.
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Speaker 2: How good.
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Speaker 5: All you've got to do is buy yourself a decent
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Speaker 5: blower and just blow the leaves if you've got any
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Speaker 5: leaves on it.
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Speaker 1: Do you do a lot of backyards, like domestic houses,
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Speaker 1: or is it more like buildings?
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Speaker 2: Golf courses.
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Speaker 10: Sorry?
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Speaker 5: Do everything, really. I mean, people are getting it installed
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Speaker 5: on their balconies in little apartments just on the screen. Oh, yeah,
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Speaker 5: of course. And they're not looking at tiles every day around,
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Speaker 5: you know?
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Speaker 10: Yeah. Okay.
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Speaker 1: There you go.
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Speaker 2: All right, married with two kids, got an LDV ute. Now,
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Speaker 2: tell us, on site, a manager was annoying you, so
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Speaker 2: what did you do?
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Speaker 5: Well, there's always someone annoying you on site, but this
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Speaker 5: particular person really deserved it. So I don't know if
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Speaker 5: he goes to the bathroom in the morning when he
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Speaker 5: leaves the house, but he's always in the bathroom at
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Speaker 5: a certain time in the morning. I decided to put
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Speaker 5: a hose in the portal loo and turn.
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Speaker 11: It on on him.
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Speaker 5: LAUGHTER And still till now, no one knows who, I mean,
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Speaker 5: the boys know, but I don't think he even knows
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Speaker 5: who did it. He's, yeah, like, I mean, it's been
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Speaker 5: nearly 10 years and he still copped it well.
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Speaker 2: But he doesn't know you did it. I love that.
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Speaker 11: No, no, still doesn't.
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Speaker 1: He might now if he's listening to the radio.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. All right, weighing in at 100 kilos,
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Speaker 2: he's got hoes in different area codes.
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Speaker 1: I've got hoes.
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Speaker 2: It's Hugo.
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Speaker 1: All right, mate.
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Speaker 2: Here we go. Amy's got your questions.
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Speaker 1: All right. Which lingerie brand is sometimes known by the
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Speaker 1: acronym VS?
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Speaker 2: Your silence will only incriminate you further.
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Speaker 5: No idea.
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Speaker 2: VS.
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Speaker 1: Victoria's Secret.
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Speaker 5: Oh, shit.
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I should know that.
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Speaker 5: I should know that. I know.
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Speaker 6: All right.
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Speaker 1: On what area of your face would you use micellar wipes?
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Speaker 11: On your cheeks?
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 8: Hang on.
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Speaker 2: We've got to stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did you say, Amy?
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Speaker 1: I screwed up.
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Speaker 2: Because you said what?
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Speaker 6: It said on what area.
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Speaker 1: It's meant to say on what area of your body.
14:12
Speaker 2: Yeah.
14:13
Speaker 1: And I said on what area of your face. Which
14:16
Speaker 1: is the answer.
14:17
Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah.
14:18
Speaker 1: Woohoo.
14:19
Speaker 6: Go, Hugo.
14:20
Speaker 2: You got one by default.
14:21
Speaker 5: Awesome.
14:22
Speaker 1: By default, yeah.
14:23
Speaker 2: What did you say? Cheeks, I think.
14:24
Speaker 1: He said cheeks.
14:25
Speaker 8: Yes.
14:26
Speaker 2: Wow, you wouldn't put it there, yeah?
14:27
Speaker 7: Yeah.
14:28
Speaker 5: But you do wipe your cheeks with that, like around
14:31
Speaker 5: your nose.
14:31
Speaker 1: And your cheeks.
14:32
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah.
14:32
Speaker 1: Hugo's got a wife.
14:33
Speaker 5: And your forehead.
14:35
Speaker 6: And your forehead, yes.
14:38
Speaker 2: Well, you're going to say face. We don't name every part,
14:40
Speaker 2: but Amy gave that to you.
14:42
Speaker 1: He does when I've said what areas of your face
14:46
Speaker 1: you use them on. He's naming every part.
14:48
Speaker 6: Nose, eyelids. Forehead.
14:51
Speaker 1: Okay, what does the store Tony May sell?
15:03
Speaker 5: Cosmetics? No. Female cosmetics?
15:05
Speaker 1: No, it's jewellery.
15:06
Speaker 6: All good.
15:07
Speaker 2: You got one, man. So let's see how we go
15:10
Speaker 2: with Anzar. Here we go. In NRL, what number jersey
15:16
Speaker 2: does the fullback wear? What number?
15:21
Speaker 8: I'm going to have a guess.
15:22
Speaker 13: Three?
15:23
Speaker 2: Did you say three?
15:26
Speaker 5: Yep.
15:28
Speaker 4: One.
15:32
Speaker 2: High ace, sprinter and transit are all types of what?
15:39
Speaker 2: I have a Toyota high ace. I'm driving a... A U. Oh, no,
15:44
Speaker 2: they're vans. Yeah, you know, everyone sees the white Toyota
15:49
Speaker 2: high ace around anyway. What TV show had this message
15:55
Speaker 2: before every episode?
15:58
Speaker 14: The following show features stunts performed either by professionals or
16:01
Speaker 14: under the supervision of professionals. Accordingly, MTV and the producers
16:05
Speaker 14: must insist that no one attempt to recreate or reenact
16:08
Speaker 14: any stunt or activity performed on this show.
16:09
Speaker 2: Okay, so a lot of stunts and it was on MTV.
16:12
Speaker 8: I had no idea.
16:17
Speaker 2: Oh, you just did a sound effect for me? Oh, sorry.
16:22
Speaker 2: Guess what? You're the winner, mate! Yeah, the boys.
16:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, the boys.
16:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, the boys.
16:30
Speaker 2: We drink, talk shit, fight, sing all night.
16:33
Speaker 6: Yeah, the boys.
16:34
Speaker 2: Mate, you got a double pass to go and see
16:36
Speaker 2: five seconds of Summer on their Everyone's a Star World
16:39
Speaker 2: Tour this Friday at Afterpay Arena. Tickets at livenation.com.au. Well done, mate.
16:47
Speaker 2: Thank you. Just say thank you right now.
16:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, the boys!
16:53
Speaker 6: Yeah, the boys!
16:55
Speaker 2: What a mess. Yeah, Mikey, Amy, Gerard, good morning.
17:01
Speaker 1: Morning. So, sexy Halloween costumes, much to your disappointment, Mikey,
17:06
Speaker 1: they're out.
17:07
Speaker 2: What?
17:07
Speaker 1: So, you know, like, I mean, I actually was never
17:10
Speaker 1: this person, but I used to go to lots of
17:12
Speaker 1: Halloween parties where a lot of girls took it as
17:16
Speaker 1: an opportunity to dress like.
17:18
Speaker 2: Hose. Yeah, wasn't that the whole point?
17:21
Speaker 1: No, the whole point is to dress terrifying.
17:25
Speaker 2: But I've heard girls say it's like an excuse to
17:28
Speaker 2: dress up slutty and get away with it.
17:31
Speaker 1: I remember girls that either dress as like sexy cats
17:34
Speaker 1: or sexy nurses, playboy bunnies.
17:37
Speaker 2: Which, how is that even Halloween? I'm like, none of them.
17:40
Speaker 1: None of them are scary. Like they, like you could
17:43
Speaker 1: be going to a swingers party or a party at
17:45
Speaker 1: the playboy mansion, but that's not a Halloween costume.
17:48
Speaker 2: So they're out.
17:49
Speaker 1: Yes.
17:50
Speaker 2: So they're out.
17:51
Speaker 1: Um, this year, uh, it's all meant to be more
17:56
Speaker 1: terrifying or a little bit quirky. So last year people
18:00
Speaker 1: were going as the boo-boos, yo cheese, jet to holidays. Um,
18:06
Speaker 1: In 2026, the biggest costumes are expected to be Dolly Parton.
18:10
Speaker 2: Well, she's dead, so it's kind of scary.
18:13
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she's coming back as a ghost or something.
18:15
Speaker 1: Characters from The Odyssey.
18:17
Speaker 2: Oh, that movie, yeah.
18:18
Speaker 4: Yeah.
18:18
Speaker 1: Nikki from the movie Obsession. Have you seen it?
18:21
Speaker 5: No.
18:21
Speaker 1: Oh, it's horrendous. I can't even. I got like halfway
18:25
Speaker 1: through it and I was like, no, turn it off.
18:27
Speaker 2: She's terrifying.
18:28
Speaker 1: I mean, Kylie Jenner in the Victoria's Secret fantasy bra.
18:31
Speaker 2: Well, there's your skanky one. There's the skanky.
18:34
Speaker 7: Pitbull.
18:36
Speaker 6: Head pull.
18:36
Speaker 2: Yeah.
18:38
Speaker 1: Bizarrely for men, sexy costumes have apparently never been more popular.
18:42
Speaker 10: Oh.
18:42
Speaker 1: Magic Mike being one of the biggest in recent years.
18:45
Speaker 2: Well, I know what I'll be wearing on Saturday.
18:47
Speaker 1: Magic Mike. I remember doing a bit of a mix, right?
18:53
Speaker 2: What? A bit ho, a bit scary? A scary ho.
18:55
Speaker 1: A little red riding hood. See there?
18:57
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
18:58
Speaker 2: I went as a little red riding hood. Oh, that's
18:59
Speaker 2: a short skirt, though.
19:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've got the little skanky outfit, but then
19:03
Speaker 1: look at my makeup. Like, you can't tell me that's
19:06
Speaker 1: not terrifying. I had red eye contacts in.
19:09
Speaker 13: Yeah.
19:09
Speaker 1: I'd, like, pretended to sew up my mouth.
19:11
Speaker 5: Yeah.
19:12
Speaker 1: There was blood everywhere.
19:13
Speaker 2: But the main thing is you were wearing very little.
19:15
Speaker 4: No.
19:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, I still had the skanky outfit on. But look
19:19
Speaker 1: at that. Someone came as, is that Bumblebee?
19:21
Speaker 10: Yeah.
19:22
Speaker 1: Came as a transformer.
19:24
Speaker 14: Yeah.
19:24
Speaker 2: God, people go all out.
19:26
Speaker 1: They do go all out. My kids, I would say
19:28
Speaker 1: my kids are more excited for Halloween than they are Christmas.
19:32
Speaker 2: Do you think it's become bigger in the last, say, decade?
19:35
Speaker 3: Yeah.
19:35
Speaker 2: And we know we were talking about our oldies. Even I,
19:38
Speaker 2: for a while, there was like, I mean, I'm not
19:40
Speaker 2: going to get into it. Halloween is American crap. But
19:42
Speaker 2: like our boomer parents, my dad's so anti it.
19:45
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad's so Yeah, our dads used to hand
19:48
Speaker 1: out apples.
19:49
Speaker 12: Yeah.
19:50
Speaker 1: Lionel and Brad. Yeah, my dad was like, I'm not
19:52
Speaker 1: handing out candy.
19:53
Speaker 2: But it's Saturday night. So I've got to be out. Otherwise,
19:56
Speaker 2: I'm going to have little brats dressed up as the
19:58
Speaker 2: Odyssey knocking on the door.
20:00
Speaker 1: Dressed up as Magic Mike knocking on your door. You
20:03
Speaker 1: might be home for that. They're kids.
20:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard you. You might want to take that back.
20:10
Speaker 6: That's sick.
20:13
Speaker 1: I don't want my kids doing Halloween. I don't want
20:16
Speaker 1: them doing trick-or-treating. What? So they're not allowed? Well, here's
20:20
Speaker 1: my conundrum. If I don't allow it, I'm the worst
20:24
Speaker 1: mum in the world because all of the kids are
20:26
Speaker 1: into it now.
20:27
Speaker 2: Well, you already don't let them have phones, so now
20:29
Speaker 2: you're going to ban Halloween.
20:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, my seven-year-old on sugar is like, An insane person.
20:35
Speaker 1: But I will take them around. I will walk around
20:38
Speaker 1: with them and then I'll cut them off when their
20:40
Speaker 1: buckets are half full. And then I'll eat their lollies
20:43
Speaker 1: when they go to bed.
20:45
Speaker 2: Do you dress up as well then?
20:46
Speaker 1: I absolutely do not dress up, no.
20:48
Speaker 2: You're not putting any effort in?
20:50
Speaker 1: I'm not, nah. I'm just there to supervise, you know?
20:53
Speaker 2: Happy Halloween for Saturday. American crap. First calls now. If
20:57
Speaker 2: you want to have a chat, dial in on 131065.
21:00
Speaker 2: Let's go to Waterloo. Here's Cody.
21:01
Speaker 6: Hey, Cody.
21:03
Speaker 10: Hey, guys. How are you going?
21:05
Speaker 2: Good. What do you want to chat about?
21:08
Speaker 10: Well, I just wanted to talk to you guys about Halloween.
21:10
Speaker 10: You were talking about it earlier.
21:11
Speaker 4: Yes.
21:12
Speaker 1: Are you going to get dressed up?
21:15
Speaker 10: Well, not me, but my dog is.
21:18
Speaker 3: Yeah.
21:18
Speaker 10: I've got the dog park Halloween party this Friday.
21:22
Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Where people dress up their dogs as
21:24
Speaker 1: Halloween outfits.
21:26
Speaker 8: Uh-huh. Yeah.
21:27
Speaker 10: I think you guys got my suburb wrong, but I'm
21:29
Speaker 10: actually Gladesville, which is next to Hunter's Hill.
21:31
Speaker 2: Oh, for God's sake.
21:32
Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
21:33
Speaker 2: It's all about that one area today. Is anyone not
21:36
Speaker 2: in that area?
21:36
Speaker 1: We're only broadcasting the Hunter's.
21:38
Speaker 6: Hill today, apparently.
21:39
Speaker 2: They've turned our transmitter down.
21:42
Speaker 10: 131065.
21:42
Speaker 2: Could we get any wider than that in a North
21:44
Speaker 2: Shore park? Hey, tell us, man, like the dog park thing.
21:47
Speaker 2: I've got a mate. Every day he goes to his
21:49
Speaker 2: dog park and he's made mates down there and they
21:52
Speaker 2: have beers and Like, you're missing out because you don't
21:54
Speaker 2: want a dog, Amy. You refuse to get one. And
21:56
Speaker 2: has it become a big, like, sort of hangout for you, Cody?
21:59
Speaker 3: For sure.
22:00
Speaker 10: I only moved to the area, I'd say, shy of
22:02
Speaker 10: a year ago. And, yeah, I've made some great friends.
22:05
Speaker 10: We go to the brewery together. We take our dogs
22:07
Speaker 10: with us. We hang out most afternoons.
22:10
Speaker 1: I want to know what you're dressing your dog up as.
22:13
Speaker 10: Well, we tried on some outfits at Pet Barn yesterday.
22:15
Speaker 10: I don't know if they were a bit tight, but
22:17
Speaker 10: she was a little green dinosaur.
22:19
Speaker 2: Oh, so cute. I hate it.
22:21
Speaker 1: You're going to dress your cat up?
22:23
Speaker 2: Well, it's easier to dress a dog, I can tell you.
22:26
Speaker 2: Cats do not like anything.
22:28
Speaker 1: Cats don't like people.
22:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they certainly don't like you putting– I remember
22:32
Speaker 2: putting a headband on her that my girlfriend had, and
22:34
Speaker 2: that just turned into her, like, scratching it off and
22:37
Speaker 2: biting it. Yeah, they don't like being held. They don't
22:40
Speaker 2: like being touched. They don't– Don't have a life.
22:43
Speaker 10: Hey, can I give a shout-out to my crew at
22:46
Speaker 10: the dog park? We call ourselves the Monash Dog Park Milfs.
22:50
Speaker 1: The Monash Dog Park Milfs.
22:53
Speaker 2: But you're a man.
22:54
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
22:55
Speaker 2: I don't know.
22:56
Speaker 10: I just go with it.
22:56
Speaker 2: All right. Are there a lot of good-looking milfs at
23:00
Speaker 2: the dog park?
23:02
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
23:02
Speaker 10: I'd say so.
23:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be a milf if I went up to
23:05
Speaker 1: the dog park with my dog.
23:07
Speaker 2: Can you call yourself a milf?
23:08
Speaker 1: No, I mean, you can't, but I just did.
23:10
Speaker 2: Do you think you're a milf?
23:12
Speaker 1: I think I'm, yeah, I don't think I'm like washed
23:15
Speaker 1: up because I've got three kids.
23:17
Speaker 5: Yeah.
23:17
Speaker 2: So you're a MILF?
23:19
Speaker 6: I don't know.
23:20
Speaker 1: I think I've still, yeah.
23:23
Speaker 4: Yeah.
23:23
Speaker 8: Yeah.
23:24
Speaker 10: Yeah.
23:25
Speaker 2: Own it. If you think you are. Brett's in Parramatta. Morning, Brett.
23:30
Speaker 1: I haven't got a perm is what I'm trying to say.
23:31
Speaker 2: G'day, guys. Hello, mate. What was the deal with that,
23:35
Speaker 2: by the way? Like my mum had a perm. I
23:36
Speaker 2: bet your mum had a perm. Everyone in the 90s
23:38
Speaker 2: had a perm.
23:39
Speaker 5: Yeah.
23:39
Speaker 1: Like when my mum had three kids at 40, she
23:41
Speaker 1: looked like a She was real mumsy looking.
23:44
Speaker 2: There's a really cool meme. Oh, God. What's that famous
23:48
Speaker 2: Steve Martin movie where his daughter gets married? Father of
23:52
Speaker 2: the Bride.
23:52
Speaker 1: Father of the Bride.
23:53
Speaker 4: Yeah.
23:54
Speaker 2: And it's like, this is what 35 looked like. And
23:57
Speaker 2: it's Steve Martin. And who was the other actress in that?
24:00
Speaker 1: Diane.
24:01
Speaker 2: Keaton. Was it Diane Keaton? Yeah. Can we look that up?
24:04
Speaker 2: There's a good meme about.
24:04
Speaker 1: It's my favorite movie.
24:06
Speaker 3: Right.
24:06
Speaker 2: And it's like, this is how people used to look
24:08
Speaker 2: at that age. Yeah. I know Steve Martin always looked
24:12
Speaker 2: older because he was gray.
24:13
Speaker 5: Yeah.
24:14
Speaker 2: But you're right, the 90s, they're dressed really dowdy.
24:16
Speaker 3: Yeah.
24:17
Speaker 9: You just wonder if men were like, oh, jeez, you know,
24:20
Speaker 9: I love that chick in a perm.
24:22
Speaker 1: With that perm and that floral blouse.
24:25
Speaker 2: Shoulder pads.
24:26
Speaker 3: Yeah.
24:26
Speaker 2: Have we found the meme? They're into it, though.
24:29
Speaker 6: Yeah, look.
24:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, we found it.
24:32
Speaker 6: Hang on one sec.
24:33
Speaker 2: There's a lot of father of the bride memes that
24:34
Speaker 2: we had to filter through. There we go. In 1995,
24:37
Speaker 2: these were supposed to be 45-year-olds. Yeah.
24:40
Speaker 6: You look at them.
24:41
Speaker 1: I've got 45-year-old friends. I've got friends who are like
24:43
Speaker 1: almost 50 and they're still wearing like knee-high boots, leather skirts.
24:47
Speaker 1: Like they still put in a lot of effort with
24:49
Speaker 1: their appearance.
24:50
Speaker 2: Can you explain what Steve Martin and Diane Keaton look
24:52
Speaker 2: like then?
24:53
Speaker 1: They look like the 70-year-olds.
24:55
Speaker 2: Yeah.
24:55
Speaker 1: She's wearing pearls with a blouse and a cardigan.
24:59
Speaker 10: Yeah.
24:59
Speaker 1: And he literally looks like he's 70. Yeah.
25:02
Speaker 2: Anyway, sorry, Brett. What did you want to chat about, mate?
25:05
Speaker 1: Hey, Brett.
25:06
Speaker 3: No, that's all right, guys. I've got all day just
25:08
Speaker 3: to wait on the phone.
25:08
Speaker 11: That's all cool.
25:09
Speaker 2: Once you call it in Parramatta, we've gone further than
25:12
Speaker 2: Hunter's Hill now, so that's good.
25:13
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly right.
25:14
Speaker 11: No, just talk about Halloween, mate.
25:16
Speaker 5: It's just shit.
25:17
Speaker 11: It's like straight up as shit. It's good for the kids.
25:19
Speaker 11: They want to have their little bit of fun, but.
25:21
Speaker 5: Adults seem to be getting involved more than anyone these days,
25:23
Speaker 5: dressing up like clowns.
25:24
Speaker 2: I've got to agree. I don't actually, like, what is
25:26
Speaker 2: the point? To be scared? Like, what are we celebrating?
25:29
Speaker 6: Ghosts?
25:30
Speaker 1: It's literally just an excuse for kids to get dressed
25:33
Speaker 1: up and go and collect lollies.
25:35
Speaker 11: Kids are fine, but the adults are taking over. They're
25:37
Speaker 11: dressing up as bloody porn stars or whatever they want
25:40
Speaker 11: to dress up as.
25:41
Speaker 2: It's outrageous.
25:42
Speaker 1: I think it's just an excuse to throw a party,
25:46
Speaker 1: to be honest. Like before, you know, back in the
25:49
Speaker 1: old days, we used to have Halloween parties. It was
25:51
Speaker 1: just an excuse to get... Get on the sauce. Yeah.
25:54
Speaker 2: I don't reckon it would have been a thing in
25:55
Speaker 2: Australia until like the 90s though. They weren't doing it
25:57
Speaker 2: in the 80s.
25:58
Speaker 1: Oh, not even later than that.
25:59
Speaker 2: I remember doing it as a kid.
26:01
Speaker 6: Oh, I didn't.
26:01
Speaker 2: You didn't?
26:02
Speaker 12: No.
26:02
Speaker 2: Oh, you weren't allowed to leave the house.
26:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true. I remember the first Halloween party I
26:06
Speaker 1: went to was like mid-20s.
26:07
Speaker 2: You were in your mid-20s?
26:08
Speaker 3: Yeah.
26:09
Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
26:09
Speaker 2: You didn't do trick-or-treating as a kid?
26:11
Speaker 1: Never. You reckon Big B allowed that?
26:13
Speaker 2: No, but people would knock on the door and he
26:14
Speaker 2: gave them apples.
26:15
Speaker 1: Oh, one year he gave them apples and then we
26:18
Speaker 1: never got any knock on the doors after that.
26:21
Speaker 2: That's how you get rid of a brick.
26:22
Speaker 1: Surprised we didn't get egged.
26:23
Speaker 2: Hey, you know that new iPhone Duo? It came out
26:25
Speaker 2: on Friday. It's the big foldy one. Big foldy one?
26:29
Speaker 2: You know, it folds open, right? Almost looks like an iPad. Yeah.
26:32
Speaker 2: People were queuing up outside the Apple store to buy it.
26:35
Speaker 2: In fact, on Friday morning, we paid someone. $ 1, 000 to
26:39
Speaker 2: leave the queue. Could have been $ 5, 000, but he took
26:41
Speaker 2: the $ 1, 000. Have a listen. I know.
26:43
Speaker 11: Excuse me, sir.
26:44
Speaker 12: We want to make an offer.
26:45
Speaker 3: Would you take $ 1, 000 right now.
26:47
Speaker 11: To step out of the line and miss your place
26:49
Speaker 11: to get the iPhone Duo?
26:50
Speaker 6: Uh, yes.
26:54
Speaker 2: Yes!
26:55
Speaker 3: Oh, yes!
26:57
Speaker 1: That's fine.
26:57
Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
26:58
Speaker 2: To submit the deal.
27:00
Speaker 4: You've got to cross the line and shake my hand,
27:01
Speaker 4: my friend.
27:02
Speaker 2: All right, out of the line, buddy. All right, I'll
27:04
Speaker 2: do it.
27:05
Speaker 4: I'm out.
27:06
Speaker 1: Oh, he stepped out of the line. He stepped out
27:08
Speaker 1: of the line.
27:09
Speaker 3: Good man.
27:09
Speaker 2: Congratulations. Yeah, well done, mate.
27:12
Speaker 12: $ 1, 000.
27:12
Speaker 2: How long have you been waiting in line there?
27:15
Speaker 6: Oh, look, it was somewhere around 3 a.m., to be.
27:17
Speaker 10: Quite honest, when I got up.
27:18
Speaker 11: And then I came down to the city from Manly.
27:20
Speaker 8: So that's my story.
27:22
Speaker 2: Well, I reckon we did him a favor.
27:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, apparently.
27:26
Speaker 2: They're a big flop, right? So the iPhone Duo. It's
27:30
Speaker 2: already been reported the screen is breaking less than a
27:34
Speaker 2: week in. Now, a reminder, this costs between $ 3, 500 and
27:38
Speaker 2: $ 5, 900 for the top of the line. So the most
27:42
Speaker 2: common theme seems to be it's kind of stiff when
27:45
Speaker 2: people unfold it, followed by a pop noise that leaves
27:50
Speaker 2: the screen cracked in the middle. And a row of
27:55
Speaker 2: dead pixels. Imagine you spent $ 3, 500. Imagine you spent $ 5, 000. Yeah,
27:59
Speaker 2: or close to $ 6, 000, really. And then it's cracking. So
28:03
Speaker 2: the thing might be a dud, maybe. You know, it's
28:06
Speaker 2: a bit like when a new car model or something
28:08
Speaker 2: comes out.
28:08
Speaker 3: Yeah.
28:09
Speaker 2: Don't get the first model.
28:10
Speaker 4: Yeah.
28:10
Speaker 5: Wait.
28:11
Speaker 6: Don't get this.
28:12
Speaker 1: It says here a YouTuber, Tim Pan, tested the durability
28:15
Speaker 1: by folding the phone 10,000 times.
28:16
Speaker 10: Oh.
28:18
Speaker 1: And it made a significant dent.
28:20
Speaker 5: Really?
28:20
Speaker 1: So that is about 27 folds a day for a year.
28:22
Speaker 2: Which is kind of what you do.
28:24
Speaker 1: Of course.
28:24
Speaker 2: You would open it that many times, yeah.
28:26
Speaker 1: But the thing is, you can use it without it opened.
28:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, but why would you?
28:31
Speaker 1: Well, I would have thought you would have used it
28:33
Speaker 1: shut majority of the time and then only opened it
28:36
Speaker 1: to potentially watch movies or when you're in bed.
28:38
Speaker 2: I know, but it shouldn't bloody break when you open it.
28:40
Speaker 1: Oh, I agree.
28:40
Speaker 2: For that amount of money. But it's like the old
28:43
Speaker 2: cracked screen thing. Some people just get around with a
28:46
Speaker 2: cracked screen.
28:47
Speaker 1: I've got a cracked screen.
28:48
Speaker 2: Oh, do you now?
28:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.
28:49
Speaker 2: How long you had that?
28:52
Speaker 1: Pretty soon after I bought it, actually, one of my
28:55
Speaker 1: kids dropped it. And I've got a case and a cover, everything.
29:00
Speaker 2: And it's still cracked.
29:02
Speaker 1: See here? And then I remember going into Apple and
29:04
Speaker 1: they're like.
29:05
Speaker 2: It's $ 800. Oh, forget it.
29:06
Speaker 1: Just fix my screen. I was like, piss off.
29:08
Speaker 2: You kind of judge people, Bart. If you see, and
29:11
Speaker 2: I've had it myself when I was younger.
29:13
Speaker 1: Are you judging me?
29:14
Speaker 2: Uh yours is not too bad but someone who's got
29:16
Speaker 2: a full-blown cracked you can barely see its screen we
29:19
Speaker 2: all know people like that and they're still using the
29:21
Speaker 2: phone like i remember my finger my finger bleeding have
29:25
Speaker 2: you had that sean i know you're an apple fan.
29:27
Speaker 9: I when i used to crack it when i ever
29:29
Speaker 9: had heaps of cracked screens but yeah you scroll and
29:32
Speaker 9: it's it's actually cut my finger open no way are.
29:36
Speaker 2: You looking at people that haven't fixed their screen though
29:38
Speaker 2: and you're like come on.
29:39
Speaker 9: But I reckon the new ones, I don't know what
29:41
Speaker 9: your one is, Amy, but I reckon the newer ones
29:43
Speaker 9: can't crack.
29:44
Speaker 11: Really?
29:45
Speaker 2: At all.
29:46
Speaker 6: Well, of the 17, the newest is obviously the Duo.
29:49
Speaker 5: Yeah.
29:50
Speaker 9: I've got last year's one, and I got told, oh, no,
29:53
Speaker 9: you know, they don't really crack these days.
29:54
Speaker 2: And it hasn't cracked?
29:56
Speaker 5: Well, it hasn't.
29:56
Speaker 6: I haven't really dropped it, though.
29:57
Speaker 2: See, I know this annoys Amy. I'm raw-dogging it. I
30:00
Speaker 2: don't even have a cover.
30:01
Speaker 1: I cannot believe it.
30:01
Speaker 2: No cover.
30:02
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got the 17.
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Speaker 6: Ah, yours is cracked.
30:05
Speaker 1: Chrome X, yeah.
30:06
Speaker 2: No cover, not cracked, not a problem.
30:09
Speaker 1: Yeah, that to me is wild. I think as well,
30:13
Speaker 1: you're a single man who lives alone. Well, I know,
30:17
Speaker 1: but like you don't have kids. My kids will pick
30:19
Speaker 1: up my phone. They'll throw it across the room.
30:21
Speaker 2: Yeah.
30:22
Speaker 1: To each other and drop it and stuff.
30:24
Speaker 8: Yeah.
30:24
Speaker 2: It's fine for me. But yeah, I just hate covers.
30:26
Speaker 2: They're ugly. So why would you buy a nice looking
30:28
Speaker 2: phone and put a cover on it?
30:30
Speaker 1: They're actually not ugly at all.
30:32
Speaker 2: You don't buy a car and go, oh, I don't know.
30:34
Speaker 2: This could scratch. So you put a cover over it.
30:38
Speaker 1: I would say that 98% of people have a cover
30:40
Speaker 1: on their iPhone.
30:41
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just cool then, aren't I?
30:42
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's cool or just irresponsible, Mikey.
30:45
Speaker 1: Is that the bad boys?
30:47
Speaker 2: Yes.
30:47
Speaker 1: The bad boys are always catching my eye.
30:49
Speaker 2: Your son's been a bad boy?
30:51
Speaker 6: Well, yeah.
30:51
Speaker 1: He's not been a bad boy. He's a seven-year-old, very energetic,
30:57
Speaker 1: spirited child of mine. I walked out the front to
31:01
Speaker 1: put the bins out last week and my neighbor was there.
31:03
Speaker 2: Is that your husband's job?
31:05
Speaker 1: No, I can also put out the bins.
31:07
Speaker 5: Oh, okay. Yeah.
31:08
Speaker 1: Wow, shock horror. And my neighbour came out and he goes, hey,
31:12
Speaker 1: your son's been egging the street.
31:15
Speaker 2: What? And I was like, wait, what?
31:18
Speaker 1: Who's he been egging? Well, apparently no one, just the street.
31:22
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that's all right.
31:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I said, what do you mean?
31:24
Speaker 2: Smells, though.
31:25
Speaker 1: He goes, look at all the eggs all over the street.
31:28
Speaker 1: And I was like, wait, which son?
31:30
Speaker 6: And he goes, your youngest.
31:31
Speaker 1: And I said.
31:33
Speaker 1: So basically, I live in a street, lots of young
31:36
Speaker 1: kids on the street. Kobe is the youngest. And I
31:39
Speaker 1: don't know if it's a rite of passage, but he's
31:40
Speaker 1: trying real hard to fit in. He wants to be liked.
31:43
Speaker 1: He wants to be cool. And if he can't be
31:45
Speaker 1: those things, he's going to be the class clown or
31:47
Speaker 1: the street clown.
31:48
Speaker 2: Yes.
31:49
Speaker 1: So I'm down the back hanging out a load of
31:51
Speaker 1: washing and he's gone, oh, what can I do to
31:54
Speaker 1: like make these guys think that I'm cool? And he's
31:57
Speaker 1: gone to the fridge and he's got like six eggs out.
32:00
Speaker 1: And he's just throwing them around the street.
32:01
Speaker 2: Well, that is cool. At least it didn't hit someone's house.
32:04
Speaker 1: No, he wasn't trying to egg anyone's house or egg
32:07
Speaker 1: anyone's car. But I was like, what? Firstly, eggs are expensive.
32:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, waste of eggs.
32:12
Speaker 1: Secondly, I love eggs. Like, I'm always cooking a fried
32:15
Speaker 1: egg or scrambled eggs. And you are just throwing them
32:18
Speaker 1: around the street willy-nilly.
32:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could have been way worse. He didn't hit anything.
32:22
Speaker 1: It could have been way worse. And it got me thinking. Like,
32:24
Speaker 1: I remember growing up, I remember– Friends of mine, their
32:28
Speaker 1: car's getting egged. I remember a guy who I used
32:33
Speaker 1: to be friends with back in high school. He's one
32:37
Speaker 1: of his mates. I don't know if they had a
32:38
Speaker 1: disagreement or something. Egged his house.
32:40
Speaker 13: Oh, yeah.
32:40
Speaker 2: Egging was fun.
32:42
Speaker 4: Yeah.
32:43
Speaker 1: And if you didn't have Halloween lollies out, people would
32:46
Speaker 1: come back and egg your house or toilet paper your house?
32:50
Speaker 6: Yes.
32:50
Speaker 1: Did you ever get your house toilet paper?
32:53
Speaker 2: That was harder to do. You had to like chuck
32:55
Speaker 2: it over the trees. But me and my mates, I
32:58
Speaker 2: certainly remember egging. I think I remember us just driving
33:00
Speaker 2: around like we went and bought a bunch of eggs.
33:03
Speaker 3: Eggs.
33:03
Speaker 1: You know how annoying it is getting egg off car?
33:07
Speaker 2: No, it's terrible because I remember once when I had
33:10
Speaker 2: my first car, and you know what it's like with
33:12
Speaker 2: your first car.
33:13
Speaker 1: Oh, I know what you're like with cars.
33:15
Speaker 2: Right, and I had it all done up, and I
33:17
Speaker 2: remember spending hours on the front yard cleaning it, getting
33:20
Speaker 2: all spic and span, and I think my mates drove
33:22
Speaker 2: past and saw that I was doing it. Then I
33:25
Speaker 2: went up to the shops, parked my car there. I
33:27
Speaker 2: came out, egg on. All over it.
33:31
Speaker 5: Oh, no.
33:31
Speaker 2: It was those pricks. They did that. Yeah.
33:34
Speaker 1: And you know in a hot day, if you throw
33:36
Speaker 1: an egg on a car, it will literally cool.
33:37
Speaker 2: It'll ruin it.
33:38
Speaker 6: Yeah.
33:39
Speaker 10: Yeah.
33:39
Speaker 1: Doesn't it take off the paint or something?
33:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, it can.
33:41
Speaker 1: Yeah.
33:42
Speaker 2: So, you know, within reason. But maybe your husband needs
33:48
Speaker 2: to take your kid egging.
33:50
Speaker 1: Or maybe not. Maybe just leave the eggs in the
33:52
Speaker 1: fridge and let me eat them.
33:54
Speaker 10: Yeah?
33:54
Speaker 1: Maybe just stick to riding your bike, Kobe.
33:57
Speaker 7: Yeah.
33:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, so a girl's gone viral for her brutal response
34:03
Speaker 1: to a man who just tried to come up and
34:06
Speaker 1: say hello, chat her up in a bar. TikToker Kia
34:10
Speaker 1: Girlhacks had a man come up to her and with
34:14
Speaker 1: no prior contact introduced himself. And what he did was
34:18
Speaker 1: he stuck his hand out, like to shake her hand.
34:22
Speaker 2: Yeah, so hi, I'm Mike.
34:23
Speaker 1: And she goes, oh, no, thank you. And he laughed.
34:27
Speaker 6: Wait, wait, wait.
34:28
Speaker 2: No thank you.
34:29
Speaker 1: Oh, no thank you. And so he laughed because maybe
34:32
Speaker 1: he thought, oh, maybe she misheard me or something. He
34:35
Speaker 1: laughed and tried to introduce himself again, thinking that maybe
34:38
Speaker 1: it was a joke or she'd misheard. And she said, oh, no,
34:41
Speaker 1: I was serious. I don't want to meet you. That's brutal. Now,
34:46
Speaker 1: some people are blaming the man for not understanding the
34:49
Speaker 1: word no.
34:49
Speaker 6: Yeah.
34:50
Speaker 1: And calling her iconic with one person saying, why do
34:53
Speaker 1: men think we owe them our time?
34:56
Speaker 5: Okay.
34:56
Speaker 1: Others think that she could have handled this better.
34:59
Speaker 4: Yeah.
34:59
Speaker 1: Saying, why do so many people, both genders, take pride
35:03
Speaker 1: in being mean now? And I tend to agree with this. Like,
35:08
Speaker 1: I think this whole, like, oh, as women we can
35:12
Speaker 1: protect our space, it's kind of just It's gone too far. Like,
35:17
Speaker 1: what has happened to basic human manners?
35:19
Speaker 4: Yeah.
35:19
Speaker 1: You don't need to go any further than... Like, if
35:22
Speaker 1: a guy comes up to me and goes, hey, I'm
35:24
Speaker 1: Andy or whatever, I'll say, hey, I'm Amy. Hey, can
35:27
Speaker 1: I buy you a drink? Hey, really appreciate it, but
35:28
Speaker 1: I'm married. Got three kids as well. Save your money.
35:31
Speaker 1: Take it elsewhere, right?
35:32
Speaker 2: You'd be polite.
35:33
Speaker 1: I'm polite, well-mannered, and that's it. Why do we have
35:36
Speaker 1: to be mean?
35:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone's going, no, thank you.
35:38
Speaker 1: No, thank you. I don't want to meet you.
35:40
Speaker 2: Can I just slightly, believe it or not, defend her?
35:43
Speaker 2: Maybe it was the... Maybe, I'm just saying maybe here,
35:48
Speaker 2: it was the putting the hand out and trying to
35:51
Speaker 2: meet her was too much. It was like I'm going
35:53
Speaker 2: to get stuck in a conversation with a dude, whereas
35:55
Speaker 2: if he just goes, oh, hi, how you doing? It
35:57
Speaker 2: might have been easier to say no. That's all I'm thinking.
36:00
Speaker 2: I still think it's incredibly rude, don't get me wrong,
36:02
Speaker 2: but you know what I mean? Like, hi, putting your
36:04
Speaker 2: hand out, maybe that was too much.
36:06
Speaker 1: I will always be respectful and polite. If anyone is,
36:11
Speaker 1: not that it happens to me very often, but like
36:13
Speaker 1: if anyone did come up to me and have a
36:14
Speaker 1: crack or, to introduce themselves or something. I mean, I
36:18
Speaker 1: think that takes courage, period. You can let them down gently.
36:22
Speaker 2: I know, right? And now I'm like really what I
36:25
Speaker 2: mean is the poor dude because men are confused. We're
36:28
Speaker 2: meant to try and pick you up in public. Are
36:30
Speaker 2: we not? We don't know. It's like, oh, no, man
36:32
Speaker 2: approaches me. He tries to approach her. He tried to
36:34
Speaker 2: do the right thing. I do remember when I was
36:36
Speaker 2: single once. I was at this bar and I was
36:39
Speaker 2: spotting this girl and la, la, la. And she walked
36:42
Speaker 2: past and I went, oh, hey. And she goes, no.
36:45
Speaker 2: So it seemed like it was just full.
36:46
Speaker 6: No.
36:47
Speaker 2: It kept walking. I was like, oh.
36:50
Speaker 10: Oh, nice.
36:50
Speaker 6: You know what?
36:51
Speaker 1: The difference between you and this guy is at least
36:53
Speaker 1: you didn't try again.
36:54
Speaker 10: Yeah, no.
36:55
Speaker 6: Or did you?
36:55
Speaker 2: No, no, no. No was a no. Your ego was
36:58
Speaker 2: pretty bruised. I went home, cried myself to sleep. Yeah,
37:02
Speaker 2: one of those days right across Sydney, 25 an hour
37:04
Speaker 2: west in the city. Now, Sean.
37:06
Speaker 8: Yep.
37:07
Speaker 2: What's the weather like up on the central coast today?
37:10
Speaker 6: It's pretty similar to Sydney.
37:11
Speaker 2: Right.
37:12
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's one degree different, so sunny still.
37:14
Speaker 2: Which is where you're from, and I'm guessing part of
37:17
Speaker 2: this story. So you had a Bucks on the weekend.
37:19
Speaker 2: It was your brother's Bucks.
37:20
Speaker 6: It was my oldest brother's Bucks. It was on Friday.
37:25
Speaker 9: We went for a pub call, and I was rooming
37:28
Speaker 9: with my other brother in an apartment in Sydney. We
37:31
Speaker 9: went out to Scruffy Murphy's. It got to about 1
37:33
Speaker 9: o'clock in the morning.
37:34
Speaker 6: Scruffy.
37:34
Speaker 2: Scruffy Murphy's.
37:35
Speaker 3: Oh, God.
37:37
Speaker 1: Is that an Irish pub?
37:38
Speaker 11: Yeah.
37:38
Speaker 2: Yeah. Opposite the other radio network.
37:41
Speaker 1: Was this Friday night, Sean?
37:43
Speaker 6: Friday night.
37:43
Speaker 1: Were you sideways?
37:44
Speaker 6: Absolutely.
37:45
Speaker 1: How did you get up at three?
37:46
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I just kept going. Got to about 1 a.m.
37:49
Speaker 9: On Saturday, and it was just my brother and I
37:51
Speaker 9: in Scruffy Murphy's.
37:52
Speaker 7: Alone, basically.
37:53
Speaker 2: What is that place like at one in the morning
37:55
Speaker 2: these days?
37:55
Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't want to be there. You don't want
37:57
Speaker 6: to know.
37:57
Speaker 2: You don't want to know.
37:59
Speaker 6: Anyways, I said to him, look, I'm racking off. I'm
38:00
Speaker 6: going back to the hotel.
38:02
Speaker 2: Racking off?
38:02
Speaker 13: Yeah.
38:03
Speaker 6: Well, you know, leaving.
38:04
Speaker 8: Leaving.
38:05
Speaker 4: Yeah.
38:05
Speaker 9: And he said, I'm staying. So he stayed for a
38:07
Speaker 9: little bit, and then I wake up in the morning
38:09
Speaker 9: by himself.
38:09
Speaker 1: Wait, your brother just stayed on his own?
38:11
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
38:12
Speaker 2: In Scruffy Murphy's?
38:13
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's just hanging out in Scruffy Murphy's.
38:15
Speaker 2: By himself?
38:15
Speaker 14: Yep.
38:16
Speaker 2: And he left?
38:17
Speaker 9: I got back to the apartment anyway, so I wake
38:19
Speaker 9: up at about 6.30 in the morning, and he's not
38:21
Speaker 9: in the apartment.
38:22
Speaker 5: Oh.
38:23
Speaker 6: So I'm like, where is he?
38:24
Speaker 2: Hang on, is this the one getting married?
38:26
Speaker 6: No, the other one.
38:27
Speaker 2: The other one.
38:28
Speaker 1: Is he already married?
38:30
Speaker 6: No, well, he's got a partner, but no, they're not married.
38:33
Speaker 6: But anyways.
38:33
Speaker 2: Where did he go?
38:34
Speaker 6: I'm like, he must be on a bend in the
38:36
Speaker 6: city somewhere. Like, he's just missing.
38:37
Speaker 2: He's still at Scruffy Murphy's.
38:40
Speaker 9: It gets close to checkout, like nearly nine o'clock. I'm like,
38:43
Speaker 9: he's not here. I can't contact him.
38:45
Speaker 2: Because by the way, Scruffy Murphy's, from memory, is open
38:48
Speaker 2: 24 hours.
38:48
Speaker 1: Yeah.
38:49
Speaker 2: He could have been there.
38:50
Speaker 9: I cannot get onto him, so I get onto his partner.
38:53
Speaker 9: And I'm like, hey, where is he? She's like, he's
38:55
Speaker 9: in bed.
38:56
Speaker 2: Oh, he went home.
38:58
Speaker 9: So he's gone back to the Central Coast. He's like
39:02
Speaker 9: in his stupor. He's just sort of decided that he's
39:05
Speaker 9: going home and maybe he forgot that we had an
39:07
Speaker 9: apartment in the city like 100 metres away. He hopped
39:11
Speaker 9: in a cab and went all the way back to
39:13
Speaker 9: the Central Coast, which would have cost him $ 100.
39:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, how much? Do we know?
39:17
Speaker 6: It would have been close to $ 200 maybe.
39:19
Speaker 2: Yeah.
39:19
Speaker 1: I've got a girlfriend who's literally jumped in a cab
39:21
Speaker 1: from Central and gone all the way to Newcastle.
39:24
Speaker 7: What?
39:24
Speaker 6: Yeah.
39:25
Speaker 1: For a boy as well.
39:28
Speaker 2: I've done Wollongong to the Shire. That's like 40 minutes.
39:34
Speaker 1: It's like driving from the shire to the city.
39:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but it just feels like because you're
39:38
Speaker 2: out of Sydney, it's weird.
39:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's coastal.
39:41
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think that was like $ 120 or something,
39:43
Speaker 2: but that would have been hundreds of dollars.
39:45
Speaker 6: Yeah, probably over $ 200 to be honest.
39:47
Speaker 2: The Newcastle one.
39:48
Speaker 1: That takes the cake. Newcastle, yeah, I think she paid
39:51
Speaker 1: like $ 450. You would.
39:51
Speaker 2: Has anyone gone to like Canberra? Has anyone gone that far?
39:56
Speaker 2: How far can you go? Like if I put into Uber,
39:58
Speaker 2: let's see.
39:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, put into Uber that you want to drive to Queensland.
40:05
Speaker 2: I'll just write Brisbane. Don't request it, though.
40:10
Speaker 9: The drivers are entitled to have, like, a break every
40:12
Speaker 9: two hours if you're in the car with them. So
40:15
Speaker 9: if you were to go to Queensland, I'd say it
40:16
Speaker 9: might be possible, but they have to stop every two
40:19
Speaker 9: hours and just, like, sit somewhere.
40:20
Speaker 1: And you're just hanging out with your Uber driver.
40:22
Speaker 2: It doesn't want to even– I don't even know Brisbane
40:25
Speaker 2: that well. I don't know, Brisbane Entertainment Centre. Here we go. Okay, yeah. Gathering.
40:30
Speaker 2: No rides available.
40:32
Speaker 1: What about Canberra, as some people call it?
40:35
Speaker 2: Parliament House, Canberra. Let's go visit Albo.
40:37
Speaker 1: Let's go visit Albo.
40:40
Speaker 2: Canberra. Old Parliament House. Let's do that. Gathering options.
40:47
Speaker 1: How much?
40:48
Speaker 2: What do you think?
40:48
Speaker 1: $ 320. Double it. You're kidding.
40:55
Speaker 10: $ 640.
40:55
Speaker 4: $ 631.
40:55
Speaker 2: Now, me, I'm a bit of a snob, so I'd
40:57
Speaker 2: be doing Comfort, which is $ 745. Yeah, well, what's the–
41:03
Speaker 2: how long– That'd be cheaper than flying, though.
41:04
Speaker 9: But if you split with a few people, like a
41:07
Speaker 9: few of you need to go to Canberra, it's probably
41:08
Speaker 9: not that much money.
41:09
Speaker 1: Four of you want to go and visit Albo?
41:10
Speaker 2: No one needs to go to Canberra ever.
41:12
Speaker 1: Ever, ever.
41:14
Speaker 7: I know.
41:14
Speaker 2: So we take calls.
41:16
Speaker 5: Right.
41:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the longest cab or Uber ride you've been in?
41:20
Speaker 2: 131065, longest cab or Uber ride. Where will they take you?
41:25
Speaker 2: Will they do it? How much did you have to pay? Like,
41:28
Speaker 2: I can request to Canberra, but Brisbane, it didn't come up.
41:31
Speaker 2: Are you telling me you could actually get an Uber
41:33
Speaker 2: to Brisbane if you wanted to?
41:34
Speaker 6: I don't know.
41:35
Speaker 9: I know that, like, past the mid-north coast, I think
41:38
Speaker 9: I've heard of someone going up past Coffs Harbour and that.
41:40
Speaker 6: Brisbane is pretty far. Oh, gosh.
41:42
Speaker 14: Arbor.
41:43
Speaker 1: Excellent.
41:43
Speaker 2: Now, we were talking to you, Sean. Your brother disappeared
41:47
Speaker 2: from the Bucs and he caught a cab back to
41:50
Speaker 2: the central coast.
41:51
Speaker 6: From the heart of the city.
41:52
Speaker 2: And we reckon it cost him a couple of hundred.
41:55
Speaker 2: I just didn't think they went that far. But we
41:57
Speaker 2: were just looking up. You can go to Canberra.
41:58
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go to Canberra. My girlfriend's gone all
42:01
Speaker 1: the way to Newcastle.
42:02
Speaker 2: How far have you gone in a cab or an Uber?
42:05
Speaker 2: Call us on 131065. Beth on the Central Coast, hello.
42:09
Speaker 1: Hey, Beth.
42:10
Speaker 4: Good morning, good morning.
42:11
Speaker 1: Morning.
42:12
Speaker 2: Did you get one up to the Central Coast?
42:15
Speaker 4: Yeah, about 10 years ago, back when the nightlife in
42:18
Speaker 4: the city was good, after a night out at Ivy.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: I just wanted to get home and so got an
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Speaker 4: Uber all the way back to the entrance.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and what did that cost you?
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Speaker 4: Oh, it costs about $ 300.
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Speaker 1: That's an expensive ride out. You know when you just
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Speaker 1: want to be in your own bed, have a shower? Yeah,
42:38
Speaker 1: I'd pay overs to get home.
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Speaker 2: I reckon it's worth the $ 300. But, like, you're going
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Speaker 2: all up the motorway. Like, you've got to talk to
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Speaker 2: the guy the whole way.
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Speaker 1: No, you just fall asleep.
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Speaker 2: You were drunk, you don't remember?
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Speaker 11: No, I get it.
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Speaker 4: I fell asleep.
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Speaker 2: He fell asleep.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: All right. 131065, if you can do better than that.
42:55
Speaker 2: What about Anthony in Liverpool? Where'd you go, Anthony?
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Speaker 1: Hey, Anthony.
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Speaker 4: Hello, guys.
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Speaker 13: Good morning.
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Speaker 2: Good morning.
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Speaker 3: I got a Diddy from Liverpool to Wodonga, $ 1, 338.
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Speaker 2: Wait, where's Wodonga? It's Albury-Wodonga.
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Speaker 6: On the border.
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Speaker 2: On the Victorian border, yeah?
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Speaker 1: From Liverpool.
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Speaker 11: That's correct.
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Speaker 1: How long were you in the... Is Diddy... That's like
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Speaker 1: an Uber, right? Well, how long were you in the
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Speaker 1: car for?
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Speaker 3: I think it was about seven, eight hours.
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Speaker 1: Why?
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Speaker 2: Why?
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Speaker 7: I went to see my auntie.
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Speaker 11: I hadn't seen her for about five years.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and how else do you get to Wodonga?
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Speaker 2: Drive yourself.
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Speaker 1: Well, maybe he doesn't have a car or a licence.
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Speaker 2: Why did you do it? I didn't want to take
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Speaker 2: my Ferrari down, so I thought I'd jump.
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Speaker 4: In the city.
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Speaker 2: Oh, righto.
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Speaker 6: Really?
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Speaker 1: Hi, gay Anthony.
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Speaker 2: No, what was your reason?
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Speaker 3: No, seriously, I went to see my auntie.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but why didn't you drive your own car? Nah,
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Speaker 2: just too, too fast.
43:53
Speaker 1: This is crazy.
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Speaker 6: He's a passenger. Hang on.
43:55
Speaker 1: He's a passenger princess. He wants to be driven.
43:58
Speaker 2: I can't think of anything worse than being stuck in
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Speaker 2: an Uber.
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Speaker 1: For seven or eight hours. Did you get an Uber
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Speaker 1: back as well, Anthony?
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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I didn't.
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Speaker 4: I didn't, no.
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Speaker 6: How'd you get back?
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Speaker 1: Oh, so you live in Wodonga now?
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Speaker 6: No, no, no, I still live in Liverpool.
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Speaker 7: I flew back.
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Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
44:12
Speaker 1: So just one way there.
44:13
Speaker 2: What was cheaper, flying or the Uber down? Flying was
44:18
Speaker 2: about $ 180.
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Speaker 1: $ 180 versus the $ 1, 000.
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Speaker 2: What about the guy that accepts the ride? Yeah. Because,
44:27
Speaker 2: you know, I put Canberra in before, so it was available.
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Speaker 2: If I'd requested it, it's someone sitting there going, oh,
44:32
Speaker 2: my Christmas is coming up.
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Speaker 1: You know what? There's a lot of men out there
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Speaker 1: and women who love driving. Seven hours for $ 1, 000.
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Speaker 13: Yeah, why not?
44:40
Speaker 1: That's some people's wage, a weak wage.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Okay, Lara, you're on. Hey, Lara. Yeah, where'd you go?
44:47
Speaker 3: Good morning.
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Speaker 11: Good morning.
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Speaker 13: Caught a taxi from Sydney to Melbourne.
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Speaker 2: A taxi?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 8: What?
44:56
Speaker 1: That's the front runner right there.
44:59
Speaker 13: I had to travel for work, so I kind of
45:02
Speaker 13: remember the cost. It was something crazy, like three and
45:04
Speaker 13: a half grand or something, but put it on the
45:06
Speaker 13: work card.
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Speaker 1: Work card, yep.
45:09
Speaker 13: But yeah, so yeah, sat in a car for a
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Speaker 13: day or two.
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Speaker 1: Did you have, yeah, why the taxi and not a flight?
45:17
Speaker 13: Don't like flying, can't do flying.
45:19
Speaker 1: Oh, so you're just absolutely petrified of flying. So would
45:21
Speaker 1: you get, can you get a taxi to Perth? Imagine
45:25
Speaker 1: the taxi to Perth.
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Speaker 12: Sure you could.
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Speaker 1: It's 12 grand. You could probably hire a private jet
45:31
Speaker 1: for that.
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Speaker 2: Do you fly now?
45:35
Speaker 13: Like push comes to shove if I have to, have to.
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Speaker 13: But if there's a taxi and someone's willing to pay
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Speaker 13: for it, I will choose that.
45:42
Speaker 2: Three and a half K to Melbourne. And do you
45:44
Speaker 2: remember it? Like that would be like, is it what,
45:46
Speaker 2: nine hours to Melbourne these days?
45:49
Speaker 13: Oh, gosh, it felt like a really long time.
45:51
Speaker 2: Did you chat the whole way?
45:53
Speaker 13: It felt like six days. Six days?
45:55
Speaker 2: Did you have a chat? Like, what do you do?
45:57
Speaker 13: Oh, no, it's silence.
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Speaker 2: You'd have to stop for toilets and stuff.
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Speaker 1: You would have had to stop for toilet breaks.
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Speaker 13: I reckon we stopped probably like five times.
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Speaker 1: Are you sharing meals with your taxi driver and stuff?
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Speaker 13: No, he just sat in the car. Just sat in
46:16
Speaker 13: the car and we just did like servo stops.
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Speaker 2: How did you order it? Like, did you just pull
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Speaker 2: up at a cab stop or?
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Speaker 6: You probably have to call up.
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 13: Yeah, we made it work.
46:27
Speaker 1: This is crazy. Thing has said that a cab to
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Speaker 1: Perth right now will set you back $ 9, 500. How did
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Speaker 1: you find that out?
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Speaker 10: One three cabs have a fare estimator.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: $ 9, 500. Yeah, yeah, if you were to leave right now.
46:42
Speaker 2: And if you want a maxi taxi, it's nearly $ 1, 500.
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Speaker 7: $ 15, 000.
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Speaker 12: $ 15, 000, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yes, yes. So you could dead set fly in first
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Speaker 1: class to Perth and it'd be cheaper.
46:52
Speaker 2: I don't even think, yeah. Like business to Perth, it'd
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Speaker 2: be like 2K or something, right? Like 9,500. And that
46:59
Speaker 2: you'd have to stop on the Nullarbor and everything.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Kiss 1065. Mikey, Amy, Gerard. Last calls now.
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Speaker 7: 131065.
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Speaker 2: Cherie, hey.
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Speaker 7: Oh, guys, I just heard you talking about long cab rides.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 7: This was about 30 years ago. There was no Ubers
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Speaker 7: and it wasn't a cab. But I had a flatmate
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Speaker 7: who didn't come home one night on a Saturday night,
47:19
Speaker 7: but she rang me on Sunday. She said she's ended
47:21
Speaker 7: up in Wollongong, and she's got a friend who wants
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Speaker 7: to meet me. So I got on the phone and
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Speaker 7: started chatting to him, and he liked me. He said, Sheree,
47:28
Speaker 7: grab a limo and come to Wollongong. I said, pardon?
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Speaker 12: He said, grab a limo and come to Wollongong. So
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Speaker 12: I ordered a limo, jumped in the front seat, spoke
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Speaker 12: to Rob, the driver, the whole way, didn't even drink
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Speaker 12: the champagne, ended up in Wollongong, and it cost him $ 400.
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Speaker 13: And this was.
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Speaker 13: This was 30 years ago.
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Speaker 10: $ 400.
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Speaker 1: That would have been a lot of money back then.
47:50
Speaker 1: But I love that you didn't even enjoy the benefits
47:55
Speaker 1: of a limo. You could literally lie down in there
47:57
Speaker 1: and have a champagne. You could have jumped in any car.
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Speaker 1: That was obviously just a flex by him.
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Speaker 7: It was a bit of a flex.
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Speaker 12: He did have a bit of money.
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Speaker 7: Anyway, I got down there.
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Speaker 12: I didn't even like to look at him. But I
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Speaker 12: had a nice ride in the limo.
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Speaker 2: Did you get a limo home?
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Speaker 1: Pardon? Did you get a limo home?
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Speaker 7: No, I ended up staying at a hotel with my friend,
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Speaker 7: my girlfriend that stayed down there for the weekend. So
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Speaker 7: we come home the following day.
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Speaker 5: Oh, nice.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. Melissa in Penrith, you wanted to comment
48:25
Speaker 2: on the long cab rides as well.
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Speaker 12: Hello.
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Speaker 2: Hey, Mel.
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Speaker 3: Yes, hello, Mikey.
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Speaker 6: How are we?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, good. So as an Uber driver myself... Now, your
48:35
Speaker 3: cost to Canberra would probably be a little bit dearer
48:37
Speaker 3: than what the app actually says.
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Speaker 2: Right, so if you just tuned in, I put in
48:41
Speaker 2: there that you could get to Canberra, I think it
48:43
Speaker 2: was about $ 631. Yeah, you're saying it would be more?
48:47
Speaker 3: Well, as an Uber driver, the first thing I would
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Speaker 3: ask you would be if you're tipping me, because I
48:52
Speaker 3: wouldn't get anywhere close to $ 600 to drive you down there.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, of course.
48:57
Speaker 3: I would only be getting paid about $ 240, maybe even
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Speaker 3: $ 250 top.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not worth it, is it? And then once.
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Speaker 1: You're there, how are you going to get home?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, how would you?
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Speaker 3: Well, I've got a... Oh, unless if I get a
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Speaker 3: ride from someone wanting to come to Sydney, it would
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Speaker 3: be very hard. I would be driving all the way
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Speaker 3: back doing nothing.
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Speaker 2: So a lot of Uber drivers would just reject something
49:17
Speaker 2: ridiculous like that, yeah?
49:19
Speaker 3: Well, me personally.
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Speaker 5: I would.
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Speaker 3: I wouldn't say any worse to them. And you being you,
49:24
Speaker 3: being wanting to go comforts, you would want to take
49:26
Speaker 3: tolls as well. So I would have to add that
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Speaker 3: on to my expenses.
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Speaker 2: Driving a Canberra toll-less using the old Hume Highway? That's mental. Adrian,
49:36
Speaker 2: you are an Uber driver as well, are you?
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Speaker 11: I'm an Uber driver, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so would you take someone to Melbourne, Canberra, Brisbane,
49:45
Speaker 2: something like that?
49:45
Speaker 1: What's the longest journey you've gone on?
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Speaker 11: The longest was pick up from Bexley and off to Newcastle.
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Speaker 11: And it was like all the way, dead quiet with
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Speaker 11: a guy just asleep in the back.
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Speaker 2: Was it worth it though?
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Speaker 11: I've got to play my tunes, you know. Well, you've
50:04
Speaker 11: got to be realistic as well because you've got to go,
50:05
Speaker 11: I've got to come back.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That's the thing, right? You can't, as we were discussing,
50:11
Speaker 2: you can't charge a return, can you, Sean?
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Speaker 4: No.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 2: You've just got to try and get one.
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Speaker 1: You've just got to hope someone wants to come back
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Speaker 1: to Sydney.
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Speaker 2: But if you're in Newcastle, they're all just going to
50:20
Speaker 2: want to do local runs. Oh, well, it was interesting.
50:23
Speaker 2: How are you getting home? You driving or getting an Uber?
50:25
Speaker 1: I'm driving. Yeah, I drove in this morning.
50:28
Speaker 2: All right. We'll see you again tomorrow, 6am. You can
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Speaker 5: Amazing.
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Speaker 2: See you tomorrow.
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Speaker 7: Bye.