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Beard Laws Podcast Episode 14 - Interview With Ironsanctuary · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: Four fourteen. If you touch my beard without asking, I'll
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  Speaker 1: touch your butt without asking.
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  Speaker 2: Am I not a camera?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Everybody? Yeah, you're on the camera. I can
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  Speaker 1: see you right there.
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  Speaker 2: I am.
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  Speaker 3: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: How you guys doing? Welcome to Beard Laws Podcast, Episode fourteen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited? You excited?
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  Speaker 2: Wickeds. I can't even contain myself.
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  Speaker 1: We have another amazing episode planned for you, guys, and
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  Speaker 1: as advertised, a pretty amazing guest, not him, an actual,
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  Speaker 1: real amazing guest, way cooler than that.
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  Speaker 2: You're not amazing.
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  Speaker 1: But we are going to speak with Iron Sanctuary from TikTok,
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  Speaker 1: who recently hit one million followers, actually up to one
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  Speaker 1: point three million followers. Guys, hilarious doesn't even have any
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  Speaker 1: idea what is in star for him? And what is
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  Speaker 1: coming up? Look at we're here. It's Logan, Hi, Logan,
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  Speaker 1: three in a row. This dude's on fire. Razzle Dazzle,
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  Speaker 1: it's in the shoes.
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  Speaker 2: What's the NBA jam?
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  Speaker 1: That's how it goes, right, Dazzle. You don't remember playing.
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  Speaker 2: I never had a Nintendo Sega a plate. My parents
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  Speaker 2: hated me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, they love you. That's Logan. He actually showed up.
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  Speaker 1: We all right, So as always, we're gonna have our
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  Speaker 1: normal segments. What's my beard, You're in My thoughts? Beard News?
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  Speaker 1: Probably a no Greg for two beards one record. I
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  Speaker 1: asked him again today and he was like, I don't know, dude,
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  Speaker 1: but we're gonna try really hard. So Greg or his
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  Speaker 1: wife and if you guys are watching, maybe try to
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  Speaker 1: peer pressure him in. It's probably not gonna happen. So
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  Speaker 1: worst comes worst. We'll have a filling and at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the episode we're gonna do Q and eight
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  Speaker 1: to finish things up. Hopefully you guys came up with
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  Speaker 1: some great questions. Now, one thing for anybody listening to
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  Speaker 1: us on the podcast, if you're confused about some of
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  Speaker 1: the things we say, some of the things that we're
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  Speaker 1: kind of pointing to, or what's going on. We're live
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  Speaker 1: on Facebook Live on Facebook every Thursday, nine pm Eastern
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  Speaker 1: Standard Logan time, so we are using the audio from that.
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  Speaker 1: So if it doesn't make any sense that's what's going on,
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  Speaker 1: feel free to check out or continue to listen to
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  Speaker 1: us on the podcast, or come over to Facebook dot
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  Speaker 1: com slash official Beard Loss. You didn't see the slash
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  Speaker 1: because I'm doing it on the live you're not seeing it,
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  Speaker 1: but we appreciate the hello of you. And also, if
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  Speaker 1: you guys are viewing through a watch party on Facebook,
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  Speaker 1: we don't see your comments. The only comments that we
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  Speaker 1: see when we're asking questions or feature in comments is
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  Speaker 1: through the actual Beard Loss page. So don't think we're
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  Speaker 1: ignoring you. I know a couple of people said, I
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  Speaker 1: was comment you didn't show it. I had the question right,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't see it. If you're doing it through a
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  Speaker 1: watch party and anybody that is doing a watch party,
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  Speaker 1: we appreciate the hell of you too, But just want
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  Speaker 1: to let you guys know that that's the only place
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  Speaker 1: that we do see the comments. So what do you
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  Speaker 1: think you can get this going?
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  Speaker 2: We might as well.
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  Speaker 1: We're here, we might as well. Speaking of comments, let's
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  Speaker 1: see what we got. Hi, you guys doing what's up?
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  Speaker 1: William Fold there? We're doing good. How's things with you?
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  Speaker 1: Nice ethan dedicated fan, he's there, Daniel dan c. This
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  Speaker 1: guy's an amazing beard great YouTuber. Appreciate you being here.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out Squeaks Beard. This three in a row.
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  Speaker 2: Needs to get a little Sickernike says, hey, I'm megs.
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  Speaker 1: Squeaks Beard. Yeah, Benjamin's here, Gen's here, John, Katie's here,
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  Speaker 1: Cody's here, everybody's here. The whole gang's here, all right,
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  Speaker 1: So let's uh, let's let's keep going. Quick update on
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  Speaker 1: the Beard Laws donation. I know last week we spoke
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  Speaker 1: about it. Two stations were up. I haven't been over
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  Speaker 1: personally to see anything that my go to contractor guy
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  Speaker 1: that is full of information, Tim O'Grady shout out, you're
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  Speaker 1: getting a plug here. He uh, he's been helped putting
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  Speaker 1: them up. And I think Roy, Roy Bisse, if you're
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  Speaker 1: out there, hey, man, hey, thanks for thanks for putting
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  Speaker 1: those up as well. I don't know if there's any more. So,
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  Speaker 1: if there's anybody here, Roy, or anybody that works at
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  Speaker 1: the cancer center, if there is more of an update
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  Speaker 1: or anything else that you can let us know throat
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  Speaker 1: in the comments.
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  Speaker 2: We'll try really hard to.
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  Speaker 1: Check them out. So uh So, one time I got
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  Speaker 1: drunk and tried to impress a girl. I saw a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom
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  Speaker 1: could spell disaster.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man.
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  Speaker 1: It was probably one of the biggest vowel movements I've
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  Speaker 1: ever had.
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  Speaker 2: Why well, I thought that was pretty good. It was
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  Speaker 2: pretty good. I liked it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of let's do a quick hidden question. We're not
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  Speaker 1: going to do any fancy banners because it's a hidden question.
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  Speaker 1: What is a hidden question? I it's the first time
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  Speaker 1: you've been in here. A hidden question is well, that's
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  Speaker 1: a question that's hidden in the episode. How do you win?
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  Speaker 1: You answer the question, you email Logan at beard Laws
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  Speaker 1: dot com mat at beard laws dot com the answer
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  Speaker 1: and your enter to win a prize. It could be anything.
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  Speaker 1: It could be the pennies using. It could be the
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  Speaker 1: nail clippings that he did last week that is probably
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  Speaker 1: still on the floor. It could be leftover food that
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  Speaker 1: his kids left in the couch. It's whatever. We will,
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  Speaker 1: We'll contact you, we'll send you something. Last week's winner
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  Speaker 1: was Squeak or Squeaks a lot.
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  Speaker 2: He won.
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  Speaker 1: We actually put something in your jacket, in your pocket,
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  Speaker 1: in your shoe, somewhere on you when we saw you
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  Speaker 1: last Friday.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you you found it yet.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even think you know. But you were the winner. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we appreciate the hell out of you guessing the questions.
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  Speaker 1: There was a couple of people that got it right,
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  Speaker 1: but you won. Yeah, So hidden question, what do you got?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't write anything down?
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  Speaker 2: What instrument does Matt play on occasion? Left he's alone?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's a dangerous question.
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  Speaker 2: No one can hear him.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's the hidden question. We're gonna move on
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  Speaker 1: to pretend like that didn't happen, because it didn't.
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  Speaker 2: It's creepy. It was really creepy. Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: So you think option A or option B.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go with a.
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  Speaker 1: Hey today, it's a great day for hey. Hey. You
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  Speaker 1: know so now it's time for one of my favorite segments,
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  Speaker 1: What's in My Beard? And hopefully if we can get
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  Speaker 1: maybe JK H creative going a little bit, he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: come up with a new logo for What's in my
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  Speaker 1: Beard so we can get some merch out there. We'll rocket,
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  Speaker 1: he'll rock it. It's gonna be a cool thing. And
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  Speaker 1: you guys can be a part of the show by
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  Speaker 1: rocking a sweets T shirt and you give the yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can just put stuff in your beard. So this
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  Speaker 1: week from What's in my Beard, we're going with what
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  Speaker 1: are we going with? Option?
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  Speaker 2: Subs?
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  Speaker 1: Direct subs? Not what is it? A meal for your
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  Speaker 1: money but not a snack? Right right, great subs. They've
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  Speaker 1: been serving the North Country for a bunch of years.
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunately the franchise had some issues. I think was just
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  Speaker 1: recently bought. But everything's gonna stay the same. I ate
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  Speaker 1: there Monday had sub of the day which was ham
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  Speaker 1: and cheese. Can't go wrong with the ham and cheese sub.
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  Speaker 1: Some of the day's good went with a wheat wheat bread.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel like if you get the specialty role,
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  Speaker 1: it's a little dry. Sometimes it falls apart. Daytime staff
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  Speaker 1: at the Ramsburg Direct store right on point. Amazing sub.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much.
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  Speaker 2: Bart and Jackie and friends. I go see him all
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  Speaker 2: the time. I would put in my two and a
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  Speaker 2: half cents about anything else except oh I'm thirty nine
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  Speaker 2: and for as long as I can remember.
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  Speaker 4: I've only gotten a ham and cheese on white lettuce
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  Speaker 4: extra cheese shakers in Italian dressing.
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  Speaker 1: That's you go to.
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  Speaker 2: That's I've never changed it ever ever, because it's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: You cannot beat it. It's the best sub in the world,
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  Speaker 4: A direct sub. What I just said right there, it's simple, yes,
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  Speaker 4: but there's no mayonnaise on it.
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  Speaker 1: What did you put on it? Oil or something?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oil Italian dressing.
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  Speaker 1: So I go with a little bit of Russian and
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  Speaker 1: some honey mustard dupe. That's a unique combo. It is
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  Speaker 1: a special Well, that's for you. And the best part
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  Speaker 1: is like when my daughter was dancing, she's six, dance class,
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  Speaker 1: we'd have direct subnight. So every Tuesday we'd go to
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  Speaker 1: Directs and we'd have ourselves a little sub night.
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  Speaker 2: What is so funny that you had to follow that
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  Speaker 2: with she's six?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you never know, there's some weird people out there
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  Speaker 1: there speaking to weird people. Hey, squeak again, squeak, can't
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  Speaker 1: find it. So so yeah, So we went there all
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  Speaker 1: the time, and they always knew exactly what she wanted.
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  Speaker 1: They go out of their way to make the right stub.
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  Speaker 1: So directs shout out to you, what's in my beard?
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  Speaker 1: Usually let us lettuce, shake mayonnaises. Mayonnaise is tough, mustard
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  Speaker 1: is tough.
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's of oil. That's why did you laugh so hard?
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  Speaker 1: Hey logan? Yeah, did you know Abraham Lincoln grew his
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  Speaker 1: famous beard after a little girl wrote him a letter
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  Speaker 1: and said he looked better with one.
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  Speaker 2: I I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that same little girl However, she didn't have
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  Speaker 1: any advice about going to the theater. It's not too soon.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's pretty good one. Right, yep, that was pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're gonna go to Hey, We're gonna we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: keep moving on. We're gonna go to a segment that
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  Speaker 1: I've done on the podcast but we haven't done on
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  Speaker 1: the live yet, and it is the featured Beard of
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  Speaker 1: the day. It's something that we talk about that we
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  Speaker 1: need to bring into the show. So here at his
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  Speaker 1: feature beard of the day, Travis Kelsey of the Kansas
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  Speaker 1: City Chiefs. Since Super Bowls coming up, I think the
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  Speaker 1: feature beer of the Day should go to him. The
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  Speaker 1: guy has a great little playoff beard and his beard
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  Speaker 1: law two states playoff beards are for athletes and posers. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he's an athlete and he's rocking it.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And it was right after the Chiefs beat the Titans,
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  Speaker 1: Kelsey grabbed the mic from Jim Nantz. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if you saw it, and he wanted to tell everyone
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  Speaker 1: what he's learned over the last seven years as a player.
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  Speaker 1: Then he went full on Beastie boys, saying, I tell
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  Speaker 1: you what it's been seven years coming.
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  Speaker 2: Baby. If I've learned one thing, you gotta fight for.
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  Speaker 1: You right to buy. And then I think right at
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  Speaker 1: that point, the crowd went nuts, and even a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of the people that were at Arrowhead the players, they
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  Speaker 1: said it was physically shaking. Might even registered on the
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  Speaker 1: Richter Stale. I don't know, but I mean, they haven't
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  Speaker 1: been to the super Bowl in fifty years. So congrats
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  Speaker 1: to any Chiefs. He's a Niners and he's pretty excited.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, feature beard today, Travis.
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  Speaker 2: Kelsey, Well done, Kelsey.
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  Speaker 1: I think your beard beats Zo think so. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: pretty sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I should go to the super Bowl?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think so?
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  Speaker 2: I'll look into it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm only gonna be a couple of hours away from
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  Speaker 1: the actual super Bowl, that's fact. Yea, I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: in Florida for super Bowl and we actually might have
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  Speaker 1: to go live. Well, like you're gonna to be at
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  Speaker 1: your house. I'm gonna be in Florida.
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  Speaker 2: That's gonna be cool or not. Gonna be a good
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  Speaker 2: friend and just invite me to Florida.
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  Speaker 1: But apparently not Detroit groom and beard butter. For me,
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  Speaker 1: it's what's in my beard for bed time shout out
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  Speaker 1: to Troit groom and beard butter Hey, I don't have
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  Speaker 1: anything I put in my beard right before bed, So
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  Speaker 1: Dan s, you got me. We need we too need
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  Speaker 1: some good barbecue.
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  Speaker 2: I agree, got good barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: I say, you know what we're gonna do. How about
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: we go over you still got the store bell.
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  Speaker 2: We'll put some barbecue in our beard.
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  Speaker 1: We'll do a what's in my beard segment four verse?
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  Speaker 1: I'm in it's Dana. What's he doing this? What does
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  Speaker 1: that even mean?
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  Speaker 2: I think he wants to give us a hug?
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  Speaker 1: You want to give us a hug?
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  Speaker 2: Is a butterfly? It might be a butterfly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. Could you do that again?
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  Speaker 2: Boring?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you must not. You're in the wrong one, I think, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think you're on.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks nick O chiefs, Daniel's the cowboy. And Connor Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: everyone at work is calling you're little Connor McGregor. Yeah, which,
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  Speaker 2: I say, thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Why because you finished things in forty seconds?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: That wasn't it? Okay? Yeah, yeah, that was a great
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  Speaker 1: day for beards, if only it lasted a little bit longer,
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  Speaker 1: just like little McGregor.
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  Speaker 2: Tang J says it's.
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  Speaker 1: How you like that? Oh, he's usually the original grooming
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  Speaker 1: company beer butter best I've found.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think about that?
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  Speaker 1: Dancy? Look at all the dance in here? Got a
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  Speaker 1: dan party.
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  Speaker 2: About the sub Yeah? Sorry, Yeah, we're a little behind
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  Speaker 2: on that. Absolutely, No, I don't think he was. Thanks Nick. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: all right, So as as mentioned.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get to the interview.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited about that.
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  Speaker 1: You guys can't see it right now, but there's somebody
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  Speaker 1: else in the Beard Law Studio. We're about to bring
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  Speaker 1: them in, so let's let's hit it with a little introduction.
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  Speaker 1: That's what she said, all right. Iron Sanctuary is a
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  Speaker 1: guest aka Kevin. He's the man who talks to a
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  Speaker 1: mirror more than snow white, the man who spends more
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  Speaker 1: time in a bathroom than a janitor at a Mexican restaurant,
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  Speaker 1: the man who just hit one million followers on TikTok,
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  Speaker 1: the man who recently found out he's going to be
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  Speaker 1: a dad. A man that has your name tattooed on
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  Speaker 1: his ass, the one, the only Iron Sanctuary. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like we should clap.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking we should clap.
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  Speaker 3: How's it going?
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  Speaker 2: Hey? What man? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: You got cut out. I think you need to We
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  Speaker 1: got to do something with the camera.
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  Speaker 2: They need to look at him, not me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, definitely, but it kind of looks like he's
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  Speaker 1: got even bigger shoulders. All right, So this is we
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  Speaker 1: haven't done the dual studio, so feel free to feel
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  Speaker 1: free to sneak over and get a.
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  Speaker 2: Little closer for need too. So what's going on? Man?
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  Speaker 1: We were gonna wait till nine to twenty, but I
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  Speaker 1: just I just couldn't leave you in the studio are
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  Speaker 1: behind the stage. Scenery isn't as good as it should be.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm sorry that the waiting room wasn't great. But
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  Speaker 1: what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 3: Not much, dude, just been packing. There's a lot of
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  Speaker 3: packing that needs to be done here.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly thought you'd be live from the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: So I lot logan.
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  Speaker 1: I owe you five bucks.
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  Speaker 3: So nah, I was thinking about it, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: So, as I mentioned, you hit one million followers, like
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  Speaker 1: that's an absolute amazing achievement that you probably didn't think
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  Speaker 1: that you'd ever hit. So I just want to ask, like,
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  Speaker 1: what got you into TikTok?
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, what got me into TikTok was the videos I mean, like,
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  Speaker 3: I like watching some of the funny videos that I've
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  Speaker 3: seen on there. I thought they were all pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: I never thought that I could be, you know, one
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  Speaker 3: of the guys that would do something like that. But
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  Speaker 3: you know, I had a couple of video ideas that
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  Speaker 3: didn't do very well at first, so I stopped making
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  Speaker 3: videos and I stopped using the app for a couple
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  Speaker 3: of months, and then I was, hey, let me give
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  Speaker 3: it another shot, and I did, and some of the
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  Speaker 3: videos that I ended up posting went super viral. So
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  Speaker 3: like one of the first videos I went viral for
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  Speaker 3: me hit like three point two million views in like
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  Speaker 3: a day and a half.
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  Speaker 2: I was hooked. You know, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Who was if you remember who was one of the
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  Speaker 1: first people that you followed on TikTok.
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  Speaker 3: Aviva Sophia all right, I got a little bit of
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  Speaker 3: a TikTok crush on her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're kind of disappointed you're not in the wall
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  Speaker 1: in the bathroom as well. I know TikTok legend. You
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  Speaker 1: are right, Ethan, you are right, Cody says, what's up?
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  Speaker 3: What's up? Cody?
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Oh right, So the Christmas Beard challenge was absolutely amazing.
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  Speaker 1: If you guys haven't seen it. You guys must be living.
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  Speaker 1: He's not even on the TikTok. A lot of people
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: in the earth, they're not on it. But when we
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: made the news and all of that crazy stuff, like
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: we showed.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: It off, you guys made the news.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's that's that's how kind of we became friends.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: You know, obviously with you and some of the other guys.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: What got you into the Christmas kind of beard challenge?
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Honestly, so, John, I've been following John and Tyler for
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: a while beer boll and John and Fresh Prince and
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: No Hair, and Tyler Fresh Prince of No Hair made
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: a post saying, oh, my beard's better than yours. John,
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah blah, I could totally beat you
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: in a beard competition. And at the time my beard
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: was down to about right here. And so I was like, oh,
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: I could totally beat both of them in a beard competition,
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: no problem. So I threw my hat in the ring
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: and I called him both out. I was like, Yo,
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: if you guys don't have me, it's because you're scared.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: You know, I'm gonna win, And and then like they
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: didn't really respond at first, and then finally John kind
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: of responded and I noticed he did a glitter beard
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: and I had done one a couple of years ago. Uh,
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: I think it was like twenty fifteen. I did a
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: glitter beard where it was just straight gold, super super
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: saturated with glitter, and I was like, oh, I could
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: totally beat him because he his wasn't as good, right,
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: So I went ahead and did the split glitter beard
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: and or say sure over beard. So I went ahead
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: and did the split glitter beard, and the video blew up,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: and then it was just back and forth, like back
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: and forth and back in like it was just never ending,
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: and it escalated super quickly. H Obviously I had him
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: beat with the glitter beard, and I was just one
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: step ahead of him on on everything through most of it.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: That's a heartfelt moment. Sorry, in a rut. But Cody,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Cody threw, he threw a nice little little thing out there.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: I follow you religiously on TikTok. Thank you for being you.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Congratulations on a little one. Hey, thank you, Cody, I
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: appreciate that.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Of the going back to the Christmas beer challenge, what
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: do you think It's hard to choose one? But what
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: do you think was the one favorite moment that you
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: had of just the Christmas beer challenge me To.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Me, honestly, my favorite moment was right at the beginning, because,
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: like I said, I've been following beer Bong John for
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: a while, and you know, he was one of the
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: the main people that I followed. And when I made
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: the post saying hey, Yo, do you want to hang
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: out sometime, and He's like, heck, yeah, dude, like the
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: whole the whole romance thing started. Honestly, it was probably
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: one of the coolest things because I mean John and
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I talk every day now, like every day we talked
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: to each other. I think that was and like not
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: just him, but meeting everyone else that I met, like
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Fresh Prince and yeah Tyler, Fresh Prince and no Hair,
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: d Lemon, you pretty much anyone else who threw their
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: hat in the ring. That was the coolest thing.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: And I'll never forget to the look of straight disgust
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: and disappointment in my mom when I first saw the
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: first video that was like twenty eight I think bulbs,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh shit, I can be that
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: this is my chance to.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Meet this guy.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: So I was like, ah, I can't do it by myself.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: So I was like, mom, what, I really need your help.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: And at that point, I had like Christmas lights all
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: done in it and it was getting really hot on
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: my neck and I couldn't move, and she just walked
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: in and was like what. I was like, I really
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: need your help, and she was just like disgusted the
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: whole time. So I was like, hey, you know what,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: when we make it on the Ellen Show, you don't
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: support us, You're done, You're not coming in, you're not going.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: And even then she's just like she's all right with
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: that now. Yeah, so she doesn't want me to have
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: a beard.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: I thought we were gonna get on the Ellen Show
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: for sure. I mean, it was the first two weeks
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: that we were doing that. It was. It was blowing up.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Like I mean, I had every video that I posted
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: had probably at minimum seven eight hundred thousand views. Quite
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: a few of them got over a million views. The
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: one where I came in with I think it was
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: sixty sixty or no, no, it wasn't sixty. It was when
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: I first put the full size ornaments in my beard.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: That video got almost ten million views.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: And shout out to Meg.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: She was the one that helped me put the I
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: don't know how many hundred, one hundred and one full
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: sized ones in there, one hundred and twenty whatever and
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: twenty Yeah.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she helped do that.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: A lot of patients, a lot of probably pricks to
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: the finger from all the hooks. Oh yeah, I bet
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: shout out Meg. And she also helped break the world
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: record with the two hundred bows. Uh huh you for
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: getting out of hand. I mean it probably happened to you.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: But anytime I was going through Walmart or I was
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: walking by a gift store, I was walking around, I'm like,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: oh shit, I could put that in my beard.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Everything, everything I walked by, It didn't matter if it
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: was Christmas y or not. Everything I walked by, I
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: was like, I can totally fit my beard, no problem.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: It was unbelievable.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: So what what got you growing into the the awesome beard?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Was a pure laziness? Was it because it was cool?
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Was it like mine?
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Was I'm just sick of shaving? You know? Yeah?
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: I was kind of sick of shaving too. The real
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: reason I started growing it out of spite because the
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: gal that I was dating at the time was like,
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: oh you can't have a beard, you can't let it
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: grow out. And I was like, okay, whatever, and then
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: when we split up, I was like, well, I'm not
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: going to shave anymore. And then I just stopped shaving
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: and I've never shaved again.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you better join it next year, Ethan.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Ethan.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, he remembers the Christmas tree being in the beard
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: through a four yep.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was insane. That was I was going to
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: try the four foot tree. The problem is is the
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: way I was hanging stuff. I had to like put
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: rubber bands in it and then clip stuff to the
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: rubber bands. And then with you with the crew with
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: the four foot Christmas tree, you.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Just wrapped your beer around them. Yeah.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Can I say except you're welcome. You'll get You'll get
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: used to them.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Wana and Disney videos just quick. Any beard produt product
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: shout outs that you want to use, Maybe somebody's watching,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: they're gonna send you some free ship.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Uh two of them, Uh definitely, Actually a couple of
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: them live bearded. Their beard butter is amazing. Viking Revolution.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: I made a video about their stuff because my wife's
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: got sensitivity smell sensitivity right now, and that's the only
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: beard bomb that she doesn't, you know.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Hate the smell of right now, they should advertise the
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: ship out of that.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: That's what I said. That's what I told him. That's
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: what I did on the video. And then the Burly
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Bar their beard oil is fire. It's great.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And like I said, Dancy was in the house.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: He does a lot of cool videos. So if anybody
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: wants to go ahead and check that out. Dancy on
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: YouTube does a lot of a lot of good stuff.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Beards take so much work, and Devin honest Amash beard
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: bomb is a pretty good one.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Too, yep.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: As you can see, a fan of honest Amish as
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: well as the guys from Talking Beard shout out them. Oh,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I had like this cool banner made up and I
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: never even showed it for you. Oh man, I forget
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: where it is right here. Yeah, he's our guest tonight,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: if anybody. Yeah, so there goes that cool moment that everyone. So,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: what is the hardest thing that you found to eat
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: with your beard?
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Burgers burgers, big greasy ones.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because well my mustache. You can see, I mess
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: with it a lot because I grow it out yep, right,
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: and I have sometimes it doesn't train itself properly. So
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: when I eat burgers, I literally have one hand hold
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: the burger and the other hand holds my mustache out
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: of the way, and I eat the burgers that way. Yes,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: that's a huge pain.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I think anyone makes fun of you from like the
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: sidelines watching you hold up your mustache to eat all
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Dude, you know what it's the people that can't grow
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: is that make fun of fact? People that can grow
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: beards and mustaches know the struggle actual does.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah you did?
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Hey what's up? Greg?
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: This this week's What's in my beard? Was direct subs
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: a meal for your money, not a snack. Shout out Greg,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: he might be a guest on the show sometime. He
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: works at the Dirty Gringos slinging them tacos, burritos.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: What else?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: They got all sorts of good stuff. So we go
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: there every Tuesday for Taco Tuesday and were playing the
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: taco beard lot twenty two. Never trust a fart on
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Taco Tuesday, ever.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I usually trust one seven days a week.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Speaking of that, where is I had a really funny question,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Uh oh right here? Where is your cleanest or go
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: to public restroom when you really gotta go me. Oh yeah,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: tell your mine. Mine's probably if I'm in I'm going
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: to Low's. I think Low's are Walmart Walmart.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: I can't do lows of Walmart. I need to go
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: somewhere where I can go straight in because with Low's
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: and Walmart, when you go inside, you got to run
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: and you got to find it true. Right, Sometimes they're all.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Sometimes they're on different sides of the stores, depending on
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: what city you're in. I would have to say am
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: PM gas stations, Oh.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Never been the gas station.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: That's a risky movie.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Say well, they said, it's the ones that actually have
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: the gas station or the restroom there, not the porta
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: potties or the ones that you you know. But there's
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: usually an AMPM or some sort of gas station that's
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: similar to AMPM. It can be seven to eleven because
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: they don't but AMPM RCO. They do a pretty good
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: job on their bathrooms.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out to you guys. Clean bathrooms like you crushed,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: like gas station sushi or gas station food. So it's
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: like in out you're right there.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm right there already.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I feel you.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: It's a struggle that's I've never heard of that gas station,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: So shout out to you guys.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Either way, there's no one there because you're sharing butt
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: space with other people.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: You don't know. I mean, you're not toilet with him,
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: not the same time.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: How you do it, you're doing it wrong.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Saying like, that's it's weird because someone's butt was right
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: on that thing, same thing.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Hopefully they cleaned it. You're taking a chance. Yeah, yeah,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: I don't worry.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: What is what do you think the fiercest animal is
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: that you could take in a fight?
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: A bear?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, like a mama.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Bear, daddy bear, daddy bear.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Really do you guys think we could set this up?
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, we can figure something out.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I think August first, in Akron, Ohio U Scott from
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Talking Beards is hosting a beard competition and it's at
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Akron Zoo and it's closed to the public only for
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: people in the beard contest. So I think we get
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: in the beard contest and then I mean, you're probably
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: not gonna make it because it's probably getting close to
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: it right when gonna pop. You probably shouldn't do it.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Especially if you're gonna try to fight.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: A bear, you should ask her you know what I mean,
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: like just like, hey, hey, I got this thing going on.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I might even go right a bear real quick for you.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: What so far do you think has been the best
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: part of your wife being pregnant?
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Uh, Mester, I mean, I'm super excited, right She's in
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: the first trimester right now, like right at the tail
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: end of the first trimester, so there's not a lot
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: of good things. But I would say the best part
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: is being able to like rub her stomach and then
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: like know the fact that there is my child in there.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: I say that all the time, Like I rubber stomach
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I made what's in there that
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: we made?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: That? Yeah?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: And oh I didn't know because you made You made
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: a bunch of videos about making like the snack runs
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that, so I didn't know if like, hey,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: there's all these snacks, so.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Maybe there is tons of I'm not allowed to eat
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: them though they're hers.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: So oh wow, that's a that's a cool story. It's unfortunate,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: but it's a cool story.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's anything unfortunate about that. It's weird.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true, but the frostbite couldn't have been anything. Yeah, Okay,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: So I mean, obviously I think we probably shod have
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: started off with congratulations. I know I've said congratulations to you,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: and I'm sure there's people on the trip and everything like.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: This is exciting people.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Let me know. It's it's his first child and it's
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: a it's a cool moment. Is there anything that kind
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: of has you scared or nervous about being the dead
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: because this fellow dad's with kids six and under. We've
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: seen some ship pun intended.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm terrified.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: You should be.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I'm terrified, not like in a sense of like, you know,
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: I just don't know what to expect. Like I've seen
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: my one of my buddies and his wife just had
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: a kid and I was there, you know, I was
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: at the hospital when they had a kid and got
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: to see the whole experience her go through the whole
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: pregnancy and everything and watching. No, they wouldn't let me let.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Me in the room that experience. I would have scared me.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Like I remember back in the day in middle school
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: we had to watch the videos kids and seeing the
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: crowning and stuff, and I was like, oh, I still
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: don't want to see it. And I'm thirty something now.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well they're there if you don't know. If you
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: remember when we when I made the video about not
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: being able to have kids because we've been trying for
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: a while, and one of them, it was my buddy,
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: was He's like, oh, I think I'm gonna try and
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: get my wife pregnant after you know, my wife and
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: I've been trying for a couple of years, and like
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: three months later she was pregnant. Very serious. That's not
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: even fair, but that's there. That's the one who just
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: had a kid, and we made this joke throughout their
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: entire pregnancy that like, you know, if they don't like it,
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: we'll take it. It's totally fine.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but lining on all that because me and my
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: wife went through that as well.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: That's that for the first one was the practice.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Practice makes perfect.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: It wasn't awful.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: You don't make you one hundred percent of the shots
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: you don't take.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Oh nice.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I think that's what Michael Jordan's is exactly what so
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: so Nick wants to know. If you want to fight
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: a Texas Hogs, Benjamin's got twenty on.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: You, all right, I'll have on it.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: You like that. That's a song that is Yeah, it's
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: a rap song.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I don't know. I'm pretty sure I
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: nailed it.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Ohay, good o.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: You raised five girls, you strong willed man.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one through twenty so you had five in that
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: little that's crazy good for you.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's that's a lot of work.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Wow. He wants to be Uncle Wayne Wayne word?
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So did you have a question? You had
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: a question? Yeah, I got a question.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: So, what's the weirdest thing you've ever done two or
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: with your beard that no one knows about that will
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: not immediately put you into a federal man prison.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, well, not really anything. Then if you put
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: it that way, let's see the weirdest thing. Okay, So
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: a couple of years ago when I did the glitter beard.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: A couple of years ago, me and one of my
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: buddies or two of my buddies, we were trying to do,
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: you know, something similar to what you guys are doing,
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: but we weren't very good at it.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: We were making beard videos and we were making them
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: post them on Facebook. One of them we put catchup
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: mustard and relish on my beard and put it in
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: a hot dog bune and one of them started eating
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: the hot dog bune while.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Wow, imagine how many questions would have got on perfect perfect.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I feel like you should hashtag bring the hot dog
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: beard back.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not gonna do that.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty good.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I'm putting stuff in my beard for a while, except
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: for products mayonnaise please, yeah.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Get If we can get one hundred thousand hashtags, you'd
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: do it though. Yeah, so thirty two of you get
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: type and be sold. So anybody that saw the post
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: that I made this morning, I don't know if you
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: saw it on Instagram or now. You've had a pretty
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: busy day. Dug deep into the old instagrammer years found
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: a post of view and a tub with some ramen noodles.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Can you give us a little backstory on that, because
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I'd love to hear about it.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: That was one of my TikTok ideas. So I had
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: seen the videos online and people doing like ridiculous stuff
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: and filling bathtubs full of stuff, and I don't think
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: I've ever seen anyone fill a bathtub with fill a
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: bathtub with top ramen, right, And so I was I
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: was talking about doing that video for a while, and
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: I was like, all right, whatever, I'll give it a shot.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: So we set this whole thing up. It spent hours
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: and hours and hours making sure that the ramen noodles
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: were you know, cooked, and then put them in the tub,
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: filled the tub up, put every packet of flavor from
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: each There was like a I don't know, probably like
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: sixty or seventy packets top rom when we put in there.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Probably more got in the tub, did the whole the
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: whole deal, and the video flopped. It flop flopped like
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: like one hundred and fifty views when I first posted it,
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: and I was super super upset because that bathroom still
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: smells like top Ramen.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: And yeah, it's a good thing you're moving.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, were you able to get all the Ramen off
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: of you?
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, I was able to get all the Ramen
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: off of me.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, like any like stragglers the next day you're like,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: oh romen.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: No, that's good. Then I would have been a problem,
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: a huge one in the shower, just clogging them drains.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: I can't I can't repost it now, Katie. So I
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: made that video because no one else had ever done
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: it right. And then someone that follows me found that
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: video in the archives commented on it, and then made
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: the same video and their video went viral.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Oh but that's dick, hey.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Whatever, I mean, like, I don't think about that stuff anymore,
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: only because I mean, people use other people's ideas all
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: the time. There's how many million people on this planet? Like,
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: there's no way that that idea was never thought of
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: by anyone else.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I think there's one hundred and twenty seven million billion
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: ka trillion people something certainly eight billion or something like that.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: People, So like, original thoughts, in my opinion, are never
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: original thoughts. Someone else has had that same idea.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: My sister can only cook Ramen noodles, so she probably
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: thought of it too exactly.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like, hmm, exactly, I cook too much. Yeah.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: What's your thought on the testical taste bud challenge?
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is that?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Oh? So it's it's scientific proof. Apparently if you dip
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: your your testicles and soy sauce, you can taste it.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: That's it's scientific proof that we have taste buds there right, However,
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: they're inside. You tried it, you can't taste anything.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Did you taste the Roman noodles?
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Not taste the Romen noodles? I did put it in
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: some thousand Island dressing.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: And you didn't taste it?
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't taste it.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I didn't know.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: My wife is definitely a saint for allowing me to
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: do that. She was, She was a part of the
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: whole thing too.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Why is soy sauce? Why is the soy sauce like
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: a thing? Is that? I feel like that.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: I feel like the thousand Island dressing should have been,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: should have been more because of that song. I'm gonna
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: dip my you know in some thousand Island dressing. Yeah,
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: I got depression. Yeah, only two people I saw do
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: I did it and some other guy did it. I
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: was like, this is dumb.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Listened to I've never heard that song either.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: And then the next part of it, No, you don't
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: taste your salty balls and sweat, No.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Nope, don't at all?
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Right, I don't want to, all right, so be upset.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Speaking of balls. So what we do is a lot
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: of times on the podcast is we try to end
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: a lot of the interviews with would you rather question? Okay,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: tried to be as pg ish as I could, even
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: though I know it's like nine thirty ish most kids
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: go to bed, but.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Uh, try.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I tried to team, you know, keep it down, you're
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: gonna be a dad. And also you start working on
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: the PG.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Stuff, so I really sauce, I know.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: So would you rather make a penny every time you
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: took a breath? Or ten cents every time you blink?
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Make a penny every time I take a breath?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you got to keep breathing.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: But I guess I'm kind of a bigger guy too,
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: So I breathed really heavy in a lot. Really when
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: you're sleeping too? Oh yeah, good call. Maybe you blink
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: and you're sleeping.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never tried. I've never watched myself
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: sleep either. You know that one time I cuddled, I
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: didn't blink, but it wasn't. Canada a different country, different ways, anyways.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Would you rather eat whenever you want and never get
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: fat or never have to pay for a meal again?
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: I'd never have to pay for a meal again. Oh yeah,
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: would yeah?
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Go? Oh?
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Sorry, go ahead?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: I like I like really expensive food, so ah, yeah
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: that'd be nice.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Sorry you heard that.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Too, Yeah that's my macqua Oh because I thought I
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: heard it earlier.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Nobody else moved or flinched.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Now was like that was at the time his ramens done.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Robin's done back at number fifty eight is done. Two
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: more to go, be making that. Would you rather poop
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: out of your mouth or talk out of your ass?
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: I talk out of my ass already, so let's go
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: with that, just like it's Sventura yep already?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Then all right? Would you rather give up your phone
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: for a year or sex for a year?
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: My wife in the background say, be honest, yeah, that's
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: the thing, because you got this TikTok thing going to
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: got the wife. I mean, with the amount of time
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: I already spent on TikTok, I'll probably say sex because
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, right.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Now, which leads me into a next question. Not nearly,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't ask any messed up questions.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: That sucks.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Would you rather give up social media for the rest
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: of your life or have to give up TV?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: In movies?
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: TV and movies?
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I don't. I don't watch a
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: lot of them. Anyways.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: If you had asked me that three months ago, I
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: would have said social media. But yeah, now I can't
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: give that up.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: No, no, nope, it's a it's it's a brand.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: You're damn hero, You're a legend. You can't give that up.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: You can and legends never die.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: You have one point three million people that are looking
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: forward to you. I know.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: That's the craziest thing in the world to me, Like
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: because two and a half three months ago, no one
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: knew I knew that I existed.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Do you feel like a lot of pressure to like
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: keep coming up with stuff like like, like is the
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: first thing you think of after you rub in the
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: belly being like, man, I hope I don't let one
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: point three million people fucking down today.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it sucks. Like part of it too, is
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: like like when look at the ansome men.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Shout out Tyler fresh Prince and no hair talk.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I have.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: You know, there's some days that videos flop right and
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: they don't do very well. But the a lot of
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: it kind of comes down to the the way the
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: algorithm works. Not necessarily like your followers, I have put
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: out garbage content. I'm not gonna lie. I've had content
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: that doesn't that did not do very well because it
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: wasn't very good content. But yeah, there is a ton
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: of pressure to consistently make you know, good content, uh
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: that is relatable. Relatable is the biggest thing yeah, that
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: makes sense absolutely.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: So, I mean, you had the Christmas merch there was
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: a decent amount of people that were rocking hoodies. It
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: was just it was a big thing. Holiday time's over.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Any big plans for you, not only you know, maybe
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: even merchandise wise, but just plans for you the future,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: you know, upcoming obviously besides having the baby, but you
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: know for Iron Sanctuary.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Yes, so right now, I'm currently working on a YouTube channel.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: A lot of people have asked me to do a
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: vlog basically kind of documenting the pregnancy, my life and
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: then leading up to you know, the baby being born.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: So that's in the works right now. I'm almost I
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: mean it's Thursday, so I got two more days left
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: of film for this week and then I'll be posted
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: on Monday or Sunday or Monday. My YouTube channel is
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: the original GBM Golf Bravo mic it means the original
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: gingerbread Man or ginger beard Man.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, nice.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: And then we have more merch coming out, So it's
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: currently in the works right now. There is uh, there's
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: gonna be the trio me Beer Ban, John and Fresh
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Prince and No Hair. Non Christmas set up merchandise and
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: then currently we're in the works of a baby sanctuary.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Baby Sanctuary merchandise, so we're gonna have all kinds of stuff, hoodies, hats,
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: possibly definitely T shirts.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Should we give the people a sneak peak of the
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: stuff coming up?
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: We can give him a sneak peek.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: He's going to sneak peak. I think I have the
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: ability to pull that up and uh yeah, so the
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: baby sanctuary stuff that's exciting.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: This stuff's exciting.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: And then what I need you to do too is
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: send me a link of that stuff. So if anybody
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: wants to go to the YouTube channel, I'll throw the
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: link on beard laws dot com, slash podcast, and I'll
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: share when you have it on on all the social
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: media that I have. So here is a sneak peek.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Can I show this it's gonna.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Well, he's doing that.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: If it's a boy or girl, at what age are
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: you going to require your child.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: To have a beard?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: I mean it should be born with one, right, that's
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: typically the case, right.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I mean absolutely? If not, are you thinking like to
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: try again?
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good answer.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: One. Yeah, this one didn't want with a beard. Let's
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: let's let's try again.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Hunt, let's try again. They have go ahead. Never mind,
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I was gonna make it.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Idea the moment she's still in the room.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Now, I was gonna say, you can still drop them
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: off for the fire stations for like the first thirty days, right,
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: I believe that's fact. Yeah, so we're good.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Part is after thirty days too, if you need help
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: put in the car seat because you hadn't figured out
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: in thirty days, the fire department will help you put
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: the car seat in the vehicle. Really yeah, so when when?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: That's where I brought mine A lot those things are tricky.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know where you live, but where we live.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: If we had done that with our kids, they just
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: would have brought them back because everybody knows.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Everybody would have been pointless logan. It didn't work last week,
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: not to work this week either.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: New merch, Yeah, show it. Here is the new logo
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: for the merch is gonna be available on what Hoodies
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: and T shirts?
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Hoodies and T shirts, possibly some beanies, some you know
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: whatever else I'm working on right now, but definitely hoodies
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: and T shirts right now.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Look at those three beautiful beard didn't I yes? Trend
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: hashtag baby Sanctuary working on it.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: We're at like seven million views for hashtag baby Sanctuary right.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Now, and Devin wants to know any more beard challenges
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: to come on TikTok.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I think we're probably going to have another beard challenge
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: for the Christmas. However, there is kind of a possibility
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: of us doing other holidays as of right now, it's
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: up in the air, but we're working on it.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Doing for the ladies and just go all Valentine's.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Day I have so, I I have an idea for
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Valentine's Day that or may or may not do. It
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: kind of depends on how everything goes with the move. And
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: you know, it's two days after my birthday too, so
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: like I might not want to really do anything and
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: just kind of chill.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: But Elson has an old wive's tile.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: The more hair they are born with, the more heartburn
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: for the mom. Yep, huh heartburn, So, which is of
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: course something we don't have to deal with.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: So Chad, you want to tell them when are they
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: going to be released?
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: They'll be released. They'll be released by the end of
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: the month.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: You so be on the lookout. Be all over social media. Yeah,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: we gotta double were gonna need a trouble.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: You got a great twenty twenty coming for you.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Many crazy wicked.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, so we'll wrap things up. We want a little over.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Sorry for keeping a little bit extra. We're pretty excited.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Do you have anything else for him?
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Uh? No, other than you're in my thoughts kind of
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: pertains the speller.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Do you want Do you want to stick around while
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: we do with the You're in my thoughts segment?
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Real quick? Sure? Yeah?
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: All right, we do a little segment you're in my
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: thoughts that he comes up with its thoughts that he
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: thinks while he's urinating. Oh okay, so once you once
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: you do want to do the intro and just tell
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: people like now it's time for.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Now, it's time for you're in my thoughts.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Nice, we can use that. Do we have a cop
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Can we use that in future?
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: So you guys heard taking it. We're taking it all right.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: You're in my thoughts. Check out this merch speaking of birch.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: You're in my thoughts. The silhouette of me actually ping.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: So the other day, as I was peeing outside, I thought, Jesus,
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: this is tough ping and the cold with the windy wind,
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: not spraying.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: In my boots or jeans, and then I thought, well,
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: this isn't nearly as tough as having twins or triplets,
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: two three babies at the same time.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Fuck that shit. Nope, I'll be in the cold. Good luck, Bud.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: And that lady, ladies and gentlemen, is you're in my thoughts.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: We have some friends that have twins or triplets. Yeah,
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: can imagine my friend's Chris and Stacy? Was that for me,
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: buddy Joe?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: All right, well we'll let you go and I listen, man,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: I appreciate the hell out of you. I appreciate you
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: being here, and hopefully we can do it again sometime,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: you know, keep things updated. Next time you get the
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: YouTube released or the blog going or anything you want
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: to come on and announce, you know, for a little bit.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: You're always welcome and seriously, Matt, thank you so much
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: for sure.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Man, thank you for having me on the show.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for coming. Yeah, all right, man, Hey, listen,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: hope you have a good weekend. I know you're in
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: the middle of packing and that sucks, but better you
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: than me. Yeah, thanks again, man, later later, all right, what.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Amazing dude, good guy.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Anybody that was just jumping in that was Iron Sanctuary.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: You can find him on the TikTok, you can find
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: him on the Instagram, you can check him out pretty
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: much anywhere there social media. And as you heard, he's
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: got the YouTube coming up, he's got a log coming up,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: and I got a burp coming up. So whence you
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: say something, no, it wasposed to, oh sorry, but yeah,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: just an amazing guests and hopefully we'll get him back on
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: the show, and we're gonna do a quick little ad time.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I know we're getting short on time. We'll get to
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: the ads and then we'll we'll get to Beard News
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: and we'll uh and then we'll do Q and a
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: real quick quick a shout out to Loan Bear Beard.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: We talked about him a little bit on the show.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: They've thrown out some merchandise, has some good stuff. I
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: was able to try one or two and there's going
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: to be a YouTube video coming out for that. Also
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: want to give a shout out to Sharsbar located Marley,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: New York. Great food ate there recently had some amazing
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: chicken wings, some amazing pizza, So if you're in the
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Marley area, check them out. Sharks Bar also mention them
• 48:15
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• 48:18
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• 48:21
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  Speaker 1: if you guys are into the trivia, make sure you're there.
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  Speaker 2: Good Jock Katie.
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  Speaker 1: So let's get right to beer news. I recently read
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: an article on click to Houston dot com and it
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: was actually the news article that I covered in Talking Beards.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: So if you are a fan of Talking Beards check
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: them out. You might have already heard that for anybody else.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: This is what This is what I went over. We
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: live in an air where false news and fake stories
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: float around the internet and spread worse than the flu.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Just like the flu, it affects youth and elderly the worst.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: For the rest of us get it but not as bad.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: So I lost my track.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Figure that out.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Our bearded community seems to always get hit with this
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: kind of false news, fake article saying that beards are
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: dirtier than dog parts, that beards are covered in poop.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: This is why science is our friend. The article on
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: click to Houston I was just talking about talked about
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  Speaker 1: a study that had been released stating that men with
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: beards are more attractive to women. I thought it was
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: a no brainer, but now we have scientific proof to confirm.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: The study of the by the Journal of Evolutionary Biology
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: has already proved that men who grow beards are better
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: for long relationships. Now they're proving we're more attractive to women.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Thank science. I wonder how many people who started the
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: research actually finished rocking a sweet beard. What do you think?
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Absolutely, if they were girls and had to do research
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: with bearded men, might have taken them a little longer
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: than they thought might have.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: The only women that didn't find beards more attractive in
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: the study were women that had a fear of lice
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: and fleet which I had to me. If I saw
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: a beard that was covered in licen fleas, I'd be
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: pretty grossed out too. But if science isn't good enough
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: reason for you to grow a beard, then what if
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I told you that Prince Harry, Justin Trudeau and Leonardo
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: DiCaprio are rocking beards? Now does that do it for you?
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, plus, look at us right here now you're
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: in sanctuary. We all had beards. That's more scientific proof
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: that growing a beard makes you more attractive. But at
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: the end of the day, is beard law forty five states.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Don't grow your beard out for anyone else, grow it
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: out only for you.
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  Speaker 2: Who the hell does a science project and finds people
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: with beards that might have lice in them?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Women just think it's gross. I guess, okay,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: that's weird. He's my beard to brother facts accurate? Aw
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: nice beard comb Logan Baseball.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Thanks Lens Baseball.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: There wasn't lice or fleesing your beard? Is that that
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: looks like a lyce combe?
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: No?
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: This is my hair, drimn com fair enough? What do
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: we got here? We got about eight minutes. Let's crush out.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: You want to go sports. I wanna do a quick
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: sport thing.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: We gotta do quick sports thing, I think, yeah, we
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: could do it.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Super Bowls coming up? Do we want to talk about that?
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: We got go Niners. I lost both my bets last week,
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: mad some money. I'm embarrassed, but I did say Niners
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: whin I just whatever? So whatever winning?
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: So it's last I look, Chiefs minus one and a
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: half in the over under is fifty three. What do
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: you like fifty three?
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: If I'm a Niners fan, I'm going with the Niners
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: how or I'm a betting man was with my own money?
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Unis I'm going Chiefs by ten, Chiefs by ten yep. Yeah,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: So I gotta go Niners plus one a night, but
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: I'm taking the over. You got to take the.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Under there fair enough there, so shut uh.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Just a quick question to everybody else that's left out there.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: What is your favorite Super Bowl food?
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite Super Bowl food?
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Beer?
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say Miller Lights, Yeah, Millard Lights.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Because if you too many chicken wings in your fall,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: you can't really, you can't really.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: That's I heard that today on either commercial or some
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: some dude on the radio is like, oh, he tried
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: making a joke.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, everyone goes to the to the
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl parties just for the food. I'm thinking, well,
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: maybe your super Bowl parties. Maybe I go to the beer.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: That's what people are supposed to do.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Are you supposed to eat food at a super Bowl party?
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Tea and scrampets at super Bowl party and he says beer.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: She's team beer or beer? Yeah? Beer?
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, one last thing in the sports that man,
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: my friends are gonna kill me for her.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, Derek Jeter got elected the Hall of Fame. You
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: have friends along with Larry Walker. Shut your mouth.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: Everyone who knows me knows I am not a New
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: York Yankees fan. But Jeter belongs in the Hall of Fame.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: And whoever did not vote for Jeter, one person, scumbag
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: should be kicked out of the writings. An unanimous Hall
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: of Famer should be Anyone who's in the Hall of
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: Fame should be a nanimous or not.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Anyways, Uh, Jeter gets my vote.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: How do you know this guy?
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: I don't. I suppose good call.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Isn't there a woman.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: That's There's probably many couple. It's gotta be something.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe one of them was mad because she got turned
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: down by Jeter.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: She was spirits vote him, conspiracy have a beard?
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, none of the Yankees. How can you root for
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: the Yankees? A team that's an organization that puts.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: A ban on beers? Just got stick it right.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need that.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, gonna need that.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Lindsay, I shoulder tiny wieners, giggdy.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: She's asking what's on the menu when you guys hang out?
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl food? Okay? Okay?
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Sure?
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Jeter is an angel Keith.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Angel a Centopold.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: I cried during his last game, and I am an
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: adamant hater of the Yankee organization.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: But man I cried. My brother called me up. He's
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: like you crying? Yeah you yes? All right, don't tell anybody.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Men don't cry. We simply water our beards. Squeak doesn't
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: think Larry Walker should have been in Oh, debatable for sure.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Give me two seconds.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: I got you go. Lindsay and I were friends.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Once there you go, Well, got about five minutes you
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: want to do? Do you want to do?
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: The Q and A? You got anything else? M what
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: else could we have?
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, I got some other stuff. But if anybody
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: wants to ask us questions?
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna say, let's go to the fans.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: You guys, look at thee you guys see the new
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: fancy logo down there.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: We should do callers. That would just get too complicated,
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: wouldn't it, because you'd have to do something I am.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Anybody want to be the phone guy? Go Jesus the
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: phone guy. Hey love him one here?
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Joe? Sure so.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Moses, Jesus and a beard and old man were playing golf.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Moses hits a long one, but it rolls over into
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: the river. Moses raises his golf club, the water's part.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: Way in, the ball rolls into the hole.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Jesus also hits a long one towards the same river,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: but just as it's about to fall into the water,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: it stops and it hovers above it. Jesus walks to
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: the river chips it into the hole. I feel like
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: he cheated. The bearded man hits the ball out of
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: the golf course way left. It then hits an incoming truck,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: and right before it's about to land in the river,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: it somehow goes into the open mouth of a fraud
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: got on a lily pad. Then an eagle snatches the frog,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: and as they're flying above the hole, the frog opens
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: his mouth drops it in hole in one. Mosses looks
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: over to Jesus says, I hate playing with your dad.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good one, right, God's got a beard,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: all right. So we got a couple of minutes here any.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Q and A. Someone asks us a random stupid question.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, Ben'll be the phone guy.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Nice Beard of wonders, what is that? Uncle Dave, Uncle
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Dave's in the house. What's up? Uncle Dave, Uncle Dave,
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: Uncle Dave. Grow a beard, Get on the show, Bud.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, throw your beard out, buddy. Okay, Curly is anonymous,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: honest as the Beard of. Is there a better alternative
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: that I can pick up locally and doesn't break the bank.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a couple options, but honestly, I'm an
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: honest domage guy. I use the classic or the pure oil.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Now I'm actually using the pure oil, but loan bear Beard.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: They have some products that's pretty good. They're not local,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: and honestly, I don't know anybody on what local that
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: is doing beard oil. So if there is anybody that
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: does it, please send some over. We'll try them out,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: give you some monies for it, and we'll uh, we'll
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: definitely keep you updated. I think Barry bonds. But if
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: we want to get in on that, that's a whole
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: separate conversation.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Found it?
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, So we're gonna have a uh an episode
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: were we're gonna show Logan rocking a cheater shirt?
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Sure? Jersey? God, damn Jersey?
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Have I shipped it to England yet? I think it's
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: in production. I don't know if it's quite shipp yet.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I'll let you know tomorrow. Shoot me an email. I
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: don't know if the frog's ass is water tight, but
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the ducks ass is.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Is this is this the show?
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: That's the picture? Oh? We found it? Oh he looks
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: so happy. Let's let's go ahead. And I wish you
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: weren't so good with computers. Is someone sent that to me?
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: Can't do it? Yeah? It is me wearing a Yankee jersey.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: I lost the bet with Johnny right there.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: And uh, if you'll notice, I am wearing a Jay's
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: hat and.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: It looks like a Humilton shirt under Yeah, and you
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: lost something.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: I was I hadn't it puberty yet? That was only
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: like that was like four years ago, right question, where's
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: John's arm? Where is his other hand? Well, that that
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: was the.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: Thing though, he he had it where it needed to
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: be forced me to do it, and he was like,
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: he's like, right now, it's just one thing.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: You're don't put this on.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: And the one that smells like clothes is the O
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: we gotta bring it.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Where are we?
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Where are we?
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Right here?
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Hey? The one that smells like clothes is the mustache.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: An astonished Beard bomb Yes formerly known as right formably
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: knows that the butter is still the best ever.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: Wait, me or John both are John's great, John is great,
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Son's great.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: But the best hard people ever? I think so so
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: uh so Uncle, that's not Uncle Dave, Uncle Dave, Uncle Dave.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: You got anything else?
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, give us one, Dave, give us a good question.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: Logan is the best sports ever? Oh, I'm definitely a sports.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: We are the best sports trivia team ever, myself, him Laker?
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: What else was on our team?
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Bryan? Bryan, we won a sports trivia what's big plans
• 59:26
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• 59:27
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  Speaker 1: A It's Chris, Yeah, this is this is it.
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  Speaker 4: This is the greatest shirt ever other than of course
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: you're and that's the he's got his own face on
• 1:00:29
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  Speaker 1: You guys can buy that beard Loss dockout.
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  Speaker 2: I want to buy that.
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  Speaker 4: I almost bought like one of those in the the
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  Speaker 4: fact close to my weed just disturbs me.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: I can raise it, put it on a kitchen that's
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: not happening. Yeah, where you've been the whole thing trying
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: to You should give me the heads up a long
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: time ago, Chris. Should you use beard, bomb, oil or both?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: So I would highly recommend using the oil every day,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: and I use a special shampoo and conditioner that I
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: use every other day. And then what I do is
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: I use a beard butter for a bigger beard, and
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: you can use the bomb to do the mustache shaping.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: And then you know how they kind of flail out
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: and kind of go crazy. Here, the butter and beard
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  Speaker 1: and bomb and stuff like that will actually help shape that.
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  Speaker 1: And just keep training it. Get yourself a good bore bristle,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: bore bristle brush.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Say that five times fast bristle. No, nope, can't do it.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Now we're gonna try. You mean, like flail out like
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: this like this here right here.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's not so bad.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Well, it's we're working on it. So the thing that
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: makes the kids laugh is when I do this.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Hey, what's going on?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Man? How you doing?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: That's another fellow amazing beard Connor McGregor. Yeah, like the
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: amis version doing your billionaire struck?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: Is that what that is? The billionaire strike?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: He stole it from like Vince McMann or something, didn't he?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: No you to man.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, we have officially hit the
• 1:02:04
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• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: so we're gonna wrap things up. I want to thank
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: everybody for stopping in again every Thursday, nine pm Eastern
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Standard logan time. They're probably going, why does he keep
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: putting that as well? It's because it's logan. You never know.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: He's done a really good job. Yeah, it's true, he
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: just kind of I can't tell if he just doesn't
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: know how to tell time or if he just doesn't
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: have a concept of times.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: I just don't care. That's what it cares about this.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: He just tries to be like the Hugh Hefner of Hubelton,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: just not giving a shit about time.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: I was almost late for my wedding because I had
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  Speaker 2: to play softball. Facts I remember that leading through the.
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  Speaker 1: Leg shout out, eighty K crew. All right, video game
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we'll get all you guys on a on an
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• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: maybe just the audio, do a quick little interview or something.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: Oh you missed it's you. That's your crew, right, that's
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: the crew. That's the crew. Yeah, we got we got out.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: We'll do it.
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  Speaker 1: We'll do a video game section. We'll do like a
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: five minute section to start off for the eighty K boys,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: and we'll get them on there, and then uh, we'll
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  Speaker 1: do the discord because I don't think that we can
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: get all of you into a video. If you guys
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: can all get to a location, I can have up
• 1:03:19
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• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: to get five of you with the rest of the crew,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: we can make this happen. We'll get you guys, We'll
• 1:03:27
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• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: hat styles, I got some different things coming up, so
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: keep on the lookout for that. I know he just decided.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: He was just like, yeah what, And I can picture
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: him smirking that as he made that content. That's the best. Seriously, guys,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: thank you so much. We're gonna stop. I'll watch your
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: first time.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: I hope you come back then stays up way way
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: too late over in England. Seriously, we appreciate the hell
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: out of you, guys. We'll see you guys next Thursday,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: the one before Super Bowl, and we'll talk about a
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: whole bunch of other stuff. We got some exciting guests
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: coming up. We're not exactly sure who the guest is
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: gonna be next week, but there is gonna be another guest.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Hopefully you guys liked it so again, thank you guys
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: so much. We're gonna hit you with the outro. I
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: hope you guys have a wonderful night.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: We need to talk about falling iguanas for sure.