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#18 - S1 Ep18: The Operation · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: Welcome.
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  Speaker 2: It's on the lunais hey, we have some special friends
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  Speaker 2: with us.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's against Davey on the Lunai is part of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 3: Holy shil Like, it's been a bit, man, I.
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  Speaker 4: Know, I mean, how long is it. It's been a
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  Speaker 4: while since we talked.
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  Speaker 1: Been a while.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been so, I know what's been been. Are
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  Speaker 3: you guys all doing good? You like everything? Everybody's good?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: True fine.
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  Speaker 4: Ye, Abby's legs improving good.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I got my new e bike set up and
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  Speaker 5: started riding that. It is so much fun.
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  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, bikes are fun.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm loving it.
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  Speaker 4: I got a picture of her riding her bike just
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  Speaker 4: the other day.
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  Speaker 1: And you commute to work with it?
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  Speaker 5: No, my commute is very short. It's living room to
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  Speaker 5: my office.
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  Speaker 1: She's riding in the house.
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  Speaker 5: When the cat out of my way.
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  Speaker 7: Move it.
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  Speaker 6: Baylor taking bikes to work, I know that feeling.
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  Speaker 3: It's great.
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  Speaker 1: No, you'd freeze to death right now.
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  Speaker 3: Luckily all he's a seasonal worker and it's summer. Where
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  Speaker 3: the season he right?
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  Speaker 6: Thankfully, my season is summer.
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  Speaker 4: That's nice. Oh wait, are you still doing the like pond?
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  Speaker 4: And like that stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, I'm still selling fishes and helping with
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  Speaker 6: pond coyfishkyfish, yeah, coy fish, some goldfish too.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 6: The thing is is that in New York, like readier
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  Speaker 6: sliders and stuff is legal. You can't own them because
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  Speaker 6: they're an invasive species. Everybody would get them as little babies,
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  Speaker 6: and when they'd not be babies anymore, they put them
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  Speaker 6: in the wild and it devastated a whole bunch of
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  Speaker 6: ecosystems in the area. So like, yeah, we don't we
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  Speaker 6: don't deal with turtles just because it gets a little sketchy.
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  Speaker 5: So the turtles are aggressive.
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  Speaker 6: And yeah, some turtles too, like you like, especially snapping
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  Speaker 6: turtles will eat your fish.
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  Speaker 1: So people saw the Ninja Turtles movie and said they
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  Speaker 1: live in the sewer and then they were just throwing
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  Speaker 1: fish in the.
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  Speaker 6: Gutters pretty much. Well, we don't have turtles, bitches, and
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  Speaker 6: so those ditches kind of filled up with turtles, and
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  Speaker 6: those turtles eventually found the way into They.
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  Speaker 1: Were like, oh, they need a rat to learn Ninja.
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  Speaker 6: Too, Like we used to have a massive like frog
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  Speaker 6: population here, not anymore. They got devastated because the turtles
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  Speaker 6: came in and out ate them.
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  Speaker 1: What eats turtles? I don't know, well, not.
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  Speaker 5: Hawks, herons.
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  Speaker 3: Herons eat turtles.
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  Speaker 1: Pick them up and drop them, crack them open and
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  Speaker 1: something like that.
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  Speaker 6: Or they'll get them hole with the doll. Let take
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  Speaker 6: care of it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh ship, really, I.
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  Speaker 4: Saw a swan eat a turtles leg off one time
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  Speaker 4: at Disneyland.
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  Speaker 1: It was holy fucking ship. I don't know if we
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  Speaker 1: should address what just happened.
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  Speaker 4: I'll address it. Sign that's can watch your ass Rose,
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  Speaker 4: because she's being real feisty and trying to turn a
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  Speaker 4: delightful conversation with our guest Ogi about turtle ponds into
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  Speaker 4: a statement that I mean.
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  Speaker 5: To her, I did not. I just asked the turtle.
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  Speaker 3: Because because this turtle is aggressive, you wall turtles are aggressive.
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  Speaker 5: I I love turtles. I have a turtle tattooed on
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  Speaker 5: my foot, like I love turtles.
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  Speaker 1: I like turtles.
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  Speaker 4: I love turtles, but I've not ever had Okay, I
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  Speaker 4: want the tiny.
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  Speaker 1: Ones turtles own another turtle.
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  Speaker 4: Wrong. Oh, it's like yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wrong, that's we are here it on the luni. Do
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  Speaker 1: not condone that. I mean, it's just willing to make
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  Speaker 1: that stand.
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  Speaker 4: It is not okay.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm honestly surprised you've never had a pet turtle, well.
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  Speaker 4: Because I like the tinier varieties and a lot of
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  Speaker 4: them have salmonella, and I wasn't gonna kill my dog
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  Speaker 4: by forgetting to wash my hands after I touched the
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  Speaker 4: turtles or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be smart.
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  Speaker 4: I've never gotten them, but someone I know once got some,
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  Speaker 4: like in downtown LA or somewhere, like the little swap
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  Speaker 4: meat that were the illegal little ones that carried diseases.
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  Speaker 1: And turtles with herpes.
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  Speaker 4: She named them sam and Ella. Yeah, I thought I
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  Speaker 4: thought it was funny. Yeah, that that you can get
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  Speaker 4: a lot of stuff in the Fashion District in l
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  Speaker 4: A that's not okay. Like they have key chains with
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  Speaker 4: baby like turtles and fish in them that are living
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  Speaker 4: key chains that die, like essentially you throw your the
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  Speaker 4: stuff they sell down there. Some of the alleys in
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  Speaker 4: the Fashion district is just crazy. And it's not the
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  Speaker 4: fashion district where like you would go and get fabric.
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  Speaker 4: It's like this other section there's a long alley of
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  Speaker 4: stuff and there's all these like marketplace stalls and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: It reminds me of like when like the Flower District
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  Speaker 4: has all those different floral stalls and cellars. It's like that.
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  Speaker 4: And so.
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  Speaker 1: The turtles farmers market of yeah, you.
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  Speaker 4: Can tell that the turtles alive, but some of the
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  Speaker 4: places have the like they're trapped in stuff animal.
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  Speaker 6: Like this.
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  Speaker 3: I want to go. I want to go there.
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  Speaker 6: Right across Atlantic East.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of it is that kind of.
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  Speaker 5: Different continent spellar.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that wouldn't be. But I want to buy them
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  Speaker 4: all and then just like liberate the tiny fish in turtle.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even like that you can like win a
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  Speaker 1: fish at a carnival. It seems like they're suffering.
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  Speaker 6: It's that was always a bad.
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  Speaker 5: I had a goldfish that I got for free at
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  Speaker 5: the pet store. It was a feeder fish, a little goldfish,
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  Speaker 5: and I got it for free when I was five
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  Speaker 5: years old, and that thing just passed away. I mean
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  Speaker 5: that thing lived for almost thirty years. That fish was
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  Speaker 5: around forever and it kept getting well. He was in
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  Speaker 5: a little mermaid tank when I got him, and then
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  Speaker 5: when I moved out, I left him with my parents
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  Speaker 5: and they bought a huge fish tank, and that old
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  Speaker 5: fish caught so big it was like this, it was chanormous.
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  Speaker 5: I guess if you would get a bigger.
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  Speaker 1: I think they'll grow bigger.
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  Speaker 4: They keep growing.
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  Speaker 5: What was his name, Goldie. I was five Goldie the goldfish,
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  Speaker 5: but by the time he died he was blind in
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  Speaker 5: both eyes.
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  Speaker 1: But it was the best goldfish.
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  Speaker 6: Goldfish will grow depending on the size of the environment
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  Speaker 6: they are in. And the reason why yours live so
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  Speaker 6: long as opposed to like our carnival one is that
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  Speaker 6: it has to do with ammonia.
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  Speaker 8: So for carnival fish don't take care of their fish there.
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  Speaker 8: They're just there to sell the fish. So they're sitting
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  Speaker 8: in stagnant water. They're sitting in their own piss and
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  Speaker 8: ship their own ammonia because they produce ammonia into the
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  Speaker 8: water and that causes guill damage and so they get
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  Speaker 8: diseases and they have.
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  Speaker 6: Horrible guild problems. And that's why your goldfish from a
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  Speaker 6: carnival lives a couple of weeks, where a goldfish you
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  Speaker 6: get for say Trader Seller or the store, they'd live
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  Speaker 6: substantially longer.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty years is good for a kid, not the kill fish.
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  Speaker 5: Like I said, when I moved out, I left it
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  Speaker 5: with the parents, never gonna die, And.
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  Speaker 1: It was still with your parents till recently. Oh Wow.
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  Speaker 4: The hamster I had after the hamster that Christ met,
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  Speaker 4: it's untimely fer The other hamster that I had after that,
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  Speaker 4: that was the Buff hamster. He ran in his wheel
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  Speaker 4: like twenty hours a day. He was the one that
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  Speaker 4: would like open the cage door himself and like explore,
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  Speaker 4: and then I sometimes would catch him getting back in
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  Speaker 4: his cage. So he was like, fuck, I heard the
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  Speaker 4: garage door.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of shit and hard hamster.
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  Speaker 4: When I moved away, I was like, guys, I'm definitely allergic,
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  Speaker 4: but like people keep thinking, I want hamsters, and this
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  Speaker 4: time it was my fault. I bought one, but can
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  Speaker 4: you take care of it? And so my parents took it.
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  Speaker 4: They kept the amster and it lived like another year.
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  Speaker 4: They were saddled with like cleaning that cage every week
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  Speaker 4: and stuff, and but he was like super healthy in
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  Speaker 4: Buff and I think he lived like three and a
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  Speaker 4: half four years, which is super long hamster because but
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  Speaker 4: he was super into fitness because.
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  Speaker 1: It was always a kale smoothie. Yeah, subscabaret as.
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  Speaker 6: Long as they're actually Janet, give me that way, shouldn't
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  Speaker 6: make weight for coach.
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  Speaker 1: What was his name, Buffy? That was.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Hell, Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Did you guys have any weird pets. Weird, I mean
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  Speaker 1: it's non traditional, not a dog or cat.
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  Speaker 3: Chameleon, oh yeah, and chameleons. When I was younger, they
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  Speaker 3: were freaking cool. Like the female when I think murdered.
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  Speaker 3: The two males I had one, This is christ but
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  Speaker 3: they they both died at different points.
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  Speaker 1: Black widow Camille.
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  Speaker 3: It was crazy and she got big too, Like I
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  Speaker 3: had a pretty big acquerir Jerri. What do you call
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  Speaker 3: those ones? One? Yeah, like one of those. It was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: They were terro.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing that sucked. And it was like I
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  Speaker 3: grew up in a traditional house, like regular first floor,
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  Speaker 3: second floor, like attic and basement ship, but my bedroom
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  Speaker 3: was on the second floor and we'd feed those crickets,
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  Speaker 3: and me not being like the smartest person, whenever I
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  Speaker 3: got the crickets from the pet store or whatever to
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  Speaker 3: feed the chameleons, I would just open the bags let
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  Speaker 3: them all go into the tank. It was like, it's
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  Speaker 3: close up the tank like whatever. But all night longo
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  Speaker 3: you hear these fucking crickets and at some point you
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: start going nuts and you start hearing when they're not around,
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  Speaker 3: but then you think they're not around and you find
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  Speaker 3: out some of them got out, and it's like, oh, ship,
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  Speaker 3: there's somewhere in the house they got into the cold
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  Speaker 3: air exchange. Now they're all.
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  Speaker 1: So terrorized your own self.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was the dumbest thing. Yeah, but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I had millions.
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  Speaker 4: Let's get crickets.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, my family we were zoo. Our whole lives still,
• 11:03
  Speaker 6: besides cat and dogs, we've had ducks, geese, we had
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  Speaker 6: a pig for a short stint. We had an iguana.
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  Speaker 6: We've had all sorts of finches. We've had hockatal parrots, ferrets,
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  Speaker 6: I've got chinchillas still.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're walking your house ago, No, No, surprisingly, we
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  Speaker 6: keep it clean. We take care of our animals. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that's why I went to college become an animal.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like you can even help it,
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  Speaker 1: though sometimes you're like, yeah, there's a lot.
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  Speaker 6: Of times you can't. Like the obviously from a cat urine,
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  Speaker 6: it's hard to deal with, but the ways and obviously
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  Speaker 6: if you do it right and the cat actually goes
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  Speaker 6: into where it's supposed to, right.
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  Speaker 1: Were the pets trying to like eat each other though?
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 6: No, So like the thing about animals, and though it's
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  Speaker 6: not always to depending.
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  Speaker 3: On the animal.
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  Speaker 6: It is is they're not going to go after each
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  Speaker 6: other if they're well fed, if they're well taken care of.
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  Speaker 6: The Only reason why a predator hunts is to eat.
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  Speaker 6: It isn't hunt for fun. I mean, cats have been
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  Speaker 6: known to kill to keep themselves sharp. But they're doing
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  Speaker 6: it for a reason. Still, it's not they're not just
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  Speaker 6: doing it because they want to or because they feel
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  Speaker 6: like it. It's because it's a reason. You get rid
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  Speaker 6: of that reason and they won't do it. So we've
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  Speaker 6: got cats are predators, but they live just side by
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  Speaker 6: side with my chinchillas, which are natural prey.
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  Speaker 3: Any issues without that's.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome, That's crazy awesome. I love it.
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  Speaker 4: I love the animals.
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  Speaker 6: I just like animal has always been my passionate, was
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  Speaker 6: my heurout up.
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  Speaker 3: I'll let you get away with exp somebody else's show.
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  Speaker 1: You don't call them out out.
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  Speaker 6: Call them out for all the things he did. Steve,
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  Speaker 6: go ahead, tell all the horrible things he did. I'm waiting.
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  Speaker 3: I can't remember.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it'll help you remember of Jeffer issues.
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  Speaker 5: It's like doctor too Little.
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  Speaker 1: You said you went to school for animals.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I would animal management. But it's basically you
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  Speaker 6: can sum.
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  Speaker 1: Up to any like you put them in ties. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe reports.
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  Speaker 6: They can put together a proper resume so they can
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  Speaker 6: get a good job.
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  Speaker 1: That's important. Animal.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have like a whole leadership training program or
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  Speaker 4: is it typical of most management where it's just totally
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  Speaker 4: management but they know how to dress up and write.
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  Speaker 5: That that one.
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  Speaker 1: Fair management style.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, fabulous.
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  Speaker 6: I can't chicken scratch I as I give his resume
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  Speaker 6: back to the chicken.
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  Speaker 4: Better if I wasn't a thousand years old, and I
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  Speaker 4: didn't live across the and I wasn't already uncomfortably somehow
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  Speaker 4: linked occasionally with book daddy, I would now make uncomfortable
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  Speaker 4: comments to about how adorable you are and that you
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  Speaker 4: love the animals. All those other things are true.
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  Speaker 1: All of those precursors made it creepy.
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  Speaker 4: Just I'm old. I don't. I just like to be honest,
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: but I'm old, But I better your age.
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  Speaker 3: You're allowed to give young men their compliments.
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  Speaker 1: Stop hitting on this child, Eric, Look, let's.
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  Speaker 6: Go whenever where I talked about how I got filt
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  Speaker 6: up by an old lady and she slipped me a fifties.
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  Speaker 6: I've been through work.
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  Speaker 1: You just let it happen.
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  Speaker 5: Not let it happen.
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  Speaker 6: It just happened.
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  Speaker 4: That he's delightful. Is worse than an old lady filling
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  Speaker 4: him up for cash. I am, We're We're going to
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  Speaker 4: talk later. Steeeare you?
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  Speaker 6: I'm not that grooss all disclosure. I'm just blowing up
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  Speaker 6: a portion. It might have been a whole other reason,
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  Speaker 6: but it's still a funny story.
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  Speaker 3: Gave her good service. That was the reason.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: Its tip, well for good service exactly.
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  Speaker 6: You load that.
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  Speaker 3: No, he doesn't remember, blocked most of it. And he's like,
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  Speaker 3: so something weird happened to me at work today.
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  Speaker 6: She took the money, though I will on record say
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  Speaker 6: she didn't, but I will say that she did put
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  Speaker 6: her hand deep in my pocket for no reason.
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  Speaker 1: Your front pocket, Yes, and I was wearing the.
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  Speaker 6: Reason that pockets.
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  Speaker 4: I need an adult.
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  Speaker 6: I was an adult and it didn't help.
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  Speaker 4: Well. I think maybe we should just watch the episode
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  Speaker 4: and erase the memory of that.
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  Speaker 3: Are we supposed to pick our villain first or wet.
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  Speaker 1: We have the episode?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Oh yeah, sorry, sorry, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Like, all right, stop talking about August Penis I can't.
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  Speaker 1: Episode eighteen. It's called The Operation. The original air date
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  Speaker 1: was February eighth, nineteen eighty six, directed again by Terry Hughes,
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  Speaker 1: written by our favorite girl Winifred Harvey. I'll have some
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  Speaker 1: trivia after the fact. Would you like to guess what
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  Speaker 1: this episode is about, gentlemen, The Operation?
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  Speaker 3: Somebody is getting something removed from their body, but it's
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  Speaker 3: not life threatening.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be that's fair.
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  Speaker 6: Think it's some Ocean's eleven stuff is going to take place. Man.
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  Speaker 6: Oh shoot, I think I think they. I think they
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  Speaker 6: got to get something back and they're gonna try to
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  Speaker 6: steal it.
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  Speaker 1: Out of someone's body.
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  Speaker 3: So we need like seven more oceans.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you mean they're just calling it an operation?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, like like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, not like my money's in your butt.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's not like it buzzes when you touch the sign.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no money in my butt.
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  Speaker 6: It is.
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  Speaker 4: All right. And who would you like to assume with
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  Speaker 4: this very little knowledge of what this episode about? Why
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  Speaker 4: did you say what it's about? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: What do you think is about Christian based on their ages?
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say somebody is getting something replaced, either a
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  Speaker 5: knee or a shoulder or a hep.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair.
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  Speaker 4: One ocean's eleven and two hospital like things? Right, And
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  Speaker 4: what do we think about the villain?
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  Speaker 1: Who's our villain?
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  Speaker 3: I know it's worthy. It's Dorothy.
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  Speaker 5: Dorothy.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, yep, she's not for the operation. M m no,
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  Speaker 3: you don't need that. Don't do it, all right, Dorothy.
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  Speaker 6: It is the way she does it, but she does it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, conversations. Dorothy's a delight, a well educated, sophisticated mother loving.
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  Speaker 3: Well you get the first part right, faultless too, all right?
• 18:06
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• 20:04
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• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Why why that's because no I got it in write order.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I just my brain broke for a segment. I'm all right,
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: I'm yeah, I'm dial up internet and you guys are cable.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: All right, let's uh, let's just play the game, shall we?
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Just let's see you do it myself? But which is
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: too late? All right? So how does Dorothy? Again? Boys,
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: just to remember, shout your name. You're on the twe together?
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay?
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: How does Dorothy get injured?
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Kristin? Yes, christ Well, initially I don't elaborate too much,
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: but initially she gets hurt.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Tap, Yes, that's it.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you wanted to move?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: Do you want the move? Or is that another question?
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Did I ask?
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: WHOA?
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Then?
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: I want tell you what it is?
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Thenest point for this question? Mm hmmm, No, it is
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: the next question. I want to give the chance to
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: the other people. I don't really care if you spoil
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: the next question because I will just give you the point.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: But when we have guests to like them to have
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: a fighting chance.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: No, that's why I was careful.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: You were very careful.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Can you please name the move that injured Dorothy the movie?
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: Kristen, Yes, the six count Cincinnati Riff with pullback.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Wow. Final answer.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: All I can remember.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: Count Cincinnati left with pullback.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: It was a sixth count Cincinnati riff with double pullback.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't have the double.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: I'll give you the point. Come on, that was impressive.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Did you say the riff or lift riff? It's yeah,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: it was a riff, Okay.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: All right. I just wanted to be silly because I
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: wanted to get the whole name on air because it's
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: really spectacular.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Is that a real move? Does anyone know?
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. They keep talking about the Cincinnati
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: in the show. This is just a little as someone
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: who has had tap lessons, They keep talking about the Cincinnati.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: But there is no Cincinnati before timesteps that I'm aware of.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know if there was like a stylized mode
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: of like dancing somewhere called the Cincinnati. But the double
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: pullback is what Rose is doing at the end of
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: that move when she like shows up to everybody and
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: when they're in the kitchen, they are in the living
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: room practicing. At one point they're doing both a double
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: anatrop time set. But I don't know what step pick.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, so that's I like that. That's interesting.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: I love tap dancing. I would do it.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Now as well, just like they mentioned in the show,
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: like Singing in the Rain, man.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: I love that movie.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Forty Second Street is not a great story. I mean,
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: it's fine, it's not bad. But the dancing in that
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: movie and musical is just so exciting and well done
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: that that's one of those shows you see me because
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: you want to go watch times and you don't. I'm
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Singing in the Rain has enough story, but the tough
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: dancings anyway, I digress. Let's move on official question too.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: What is Sophia knitting?
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: Christian?
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry you now you have to use your name.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: I'll have to go with Kristen.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: She was knitting a bottle cover for her sherry. And
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna elaborate any further.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: You know, you can just stop talking. You don't have
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: to make it seem like it's a real hardship to
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: play the game.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I'll stop schooling your asses now.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Because I like the full story for it.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Why did the Cloud Society need to cover the sherry?
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: Kristin?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, I thought Stevie said, did.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: You see they should say it?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Sorry you're a little quiet.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what happened, but you're a little quiet.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: What happened?
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: That's further away from the mike.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know any better.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: That's better, that's better.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Maybe you just mumbled, but I'm sorry.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: If we've not had you answer.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: That's all good. This oh, because they they have to
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: go to the park and drink it in public, so
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: say cover it.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Okay. Yeah, that's that's that's the long and short of it.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: To appease Kristen, would you like to read your full
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: note because you probably wrote the whole quote.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Because when they had it in the paper bag, people
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: kept wanting the everyone would be their friend, wanted their sherry, everyone.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Wanted to talk. It says, because if you drink your
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: if you drink out of a paper bag in the park,
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: everybody is your friend. But yes, point to Stevie.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Audie, yay, col you did it.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: We did it, okay. When entering the living room from
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: the kitchen lantern, Rose finished their routine. What did Sophia
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: say to the pair?
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: I can't remember, it wasn't.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: Oh ship, and also you'll have to ring in, don't
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: just know?
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: Well I went there because I couldn't remember, and I
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: didn't write it down.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, Gina, I'm not gonna dance. Are you talking about
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: that part?
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'll give you the point. Actually line just
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: because I thought it was funny, because it's a it's
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: a there's an old song called can't and Don't Ask Me,
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: But Sophia Anderson says, I won't dance don't ask me.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that. It is a good line.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Now that.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Anybody's game. Still if everyone beats Christen at the next
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: week six, Okay, when does Dorothy say she's going to
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: have the surgery when they're first discussing.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: It, Kristin, Yes, never, Yes, she's quick you guys, Yeah,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, he's gotta be like Jeopardy, just got
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: to ring in and then figure it out.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: I need a real buzzer.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: There's number six. Picture it Cicily. They don't have anesthesia.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: What can you pay extra for at the hospital, Steven Stevie.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Yes, you get a pillow put over your face.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Yes, she says, a nurse held a pillow over your
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: face to the other visions. Didn't hear your dreams, So
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: you were paying to be kind to the other people.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: You could have just been for free.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: It's nothing to bite down or anything.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Which later she does offer her daughter.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: It's been kind, all right.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Next question number seven, what surgery was Dorothy left alone
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: for when she was five?
• 27:28
  Speaker 9: Kristen Unclas, I'm sorry, yes, surgery she was.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: She didn't actually say that. She said she was in
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: the hospital for tonselitis.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: She said she was having her tonsils out.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I wonder if she had.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: I'm giving you the points.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: And that's how we lose what. It's all downhill from.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Here, okay. Next question? How did uncle Mario die? And
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna need like a pretty developed.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: Dancer, Aggie. Yes, yeah, yeah, Uncle Mario died from twenty
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: three stab wounds at a block party and no one
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: saw anything.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, well.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: That's almost Verbatimah, that's pretty good.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, hell yeah.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Are you Sicilian too? Actually yeah, yeah, he didn't see nothing.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Shit, y'all wouldn't know. But neither am I or I
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: am as well?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Sorry neither of Hey not me too.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: My grandfather's from Sicily.
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, my family's from Palermo.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I'm part Sicilian, I'm Italian twenty three and me I'm
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: over eighty percent Italian.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Crap. That's awesome, only like.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Italian, but it's my last name. Which is crazy that
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: that makes that defines me in most people's minds when
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: they first meet me and here Scabbaretty, They're like, oh,
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: you're Italian, and I'm like, whoa. I mean technically I'm
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: like fifty Slovakian, a little bit French, little German, and
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: then forty about forty percent of it's Italian. So it's
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: not the majority stockholder of my body calling stockholders.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: The last name, it counts.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Last name counts.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Anyway, all right, let's move on. Poor uncle Mario rest
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: in pieces. It sounds like that's a lot of sad.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Always like a choose your own paper tells where you
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: pick the size.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: How much Mario do you want?
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: What is Dorothy's hospital roommate having surgery for Stephen?
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, she's having her other breast removed. I'm assuming I
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: don't think said why though?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Did you say, Steven? You're very formal Stephen.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was confused by it. I almost didn't let
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: him answer because I thought there was a stranger.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get his middle name next. Yeah, you must
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: not like it.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Uh, this is getting dicey, and not because of the
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: infighting of the of the guests and the talent, but
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: so much as we're running out of questions, and Kristen's
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: got five and Steve and have a total four points.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, I got one.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Gina's Internet flagging, so she's she's got the bitch
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: I had before. So she's just the boards.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: That's Yeah. Without guests, Kristen is gonna murder me answering, No,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: you do you?
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: I have a suspicious feeling. I know who's going to
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: get the next question to right. But here we go.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: This is one of my favorite things. Finish the line.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: If you end up in a puddle tonight, Kristen, Yes, christ.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be singing in the rain. You're gonna be
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: singing in the rain.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's just it. You better, you better just break
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: into singing in the rain.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: Good You see my alarm clock in the morning was
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: good morning, good morning.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: You should do a special Odds media like group watch
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: of singing in the rain, and Aaron and I could
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: do like a quiz on.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Aaron will not watch it. He hates musicals and it's
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: the saddest thing ever.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could talk about the biggest ejaculation caught on film.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: We can just give the quiz. We don't he doesn't
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: have to watch it.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: If it.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: About it, why don't we just say, let's do an
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: odd pods media thing. We'll invite everybody to watch sing
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: in the Rain and then we'll play a game and maybe,
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know, make a donation to charity or something.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: It'd be fun.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: When I when I drive places, a lot of times
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I'll go here we are sunset and camp.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: And there was a famous episode of By Coastal where
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Bridget Mike broke and then Colin, our friend from England.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: He has a really long scraggley or had a long
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: scragby beer at the time, and he only had the
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: like wired headset with the little mic here, so both
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: him and Bridget were creating between the two of them
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: in the recording the sound of her with the pearls. Yeah,
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: the Silent movie when they start doing the like talking.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: The loudest pearls ever, it.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Was so awful to like edit that.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Anyway, I can't st.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, God, I gotta watch this movie.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Well, let's finish this quiz so we can all go
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: watch that movie.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Deal, what is.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: The name of Blanche and Roses new dancing team?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: First?
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Tim Yes, yes, the too merry widows. And this is
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: the last question, everybody, what does Dorothy do to Rose's hat?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Stevie was I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry she plunged the
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: whole through it.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: I'm not mad that you're not ringing in fast, and
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: I'm not sad that either people will are ringing in faster.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: I just feel bad because I'm wanting you guys to
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: see who's talking first. Yeah, and I feel sad because
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: I see the other two people go oh I didn't
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: get it, or like it's just funny whoever answers the
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: other two screens for me that people just like their
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: faces drop.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: It is Oh, it's like the losers at the Oscars.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really hard for like, I don't really care
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: to answer first. I just feel so bad. Okay, Well, so, Kristin,
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: that was a smoke show. You got seven solid fucking right.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: She showed up a point five points. You tied in
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: the last game, you took second in this game. Honestly,
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: you're killing it a time on your show.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I have a little bit of trivia for this episod.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we have two star trek alums that were
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Bill Quinn who played the priest, was in Star Trek five,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: the Final Frontier and one of my favorites. Robert Piccardo
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: was the doctor. He was the doctor on Voyager.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Wasn't it. I don't think I noticed.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Oh cool the E MH Program. He stayed the nature
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: of the emergency. I saw him, and I was like,
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: I was wondering if it was gonna be one of
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: your questions.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: So I waited.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: No. I tried to do it on anne Hanny because
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: I saw her face and was like, Oh, we definitely
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: know who that.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Is, and yeah say it. Say it now that we're recording.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Who was she?
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, so the nurse or not the nurse? Sorry, she
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: plays a nurse in that luck, That's what I Anne Hanny,
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: who is the other patient in the hospital with Dorothy
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: having this second mass act to me, is an actress
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: that got her start late in her forties. She had
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: already had her children and like they went off to
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: live their lives and she just started acting and she
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: was so good at it that she was basically like
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: in everything you probably ever saw if you're about the
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: same age as us, because she her career spanned from
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: like mid eighties until she died in two thousand and one. So,
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: and she did like a couple episodes here and there.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: She was a secretary and liar liar. She did three
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: or four episodes.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: That's where I knew were from. When Augie said that,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I went, oh, yeah, I've seen that movie a bunch.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: She She had a wonderful career and did a lot
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: of great stuff, and sadly she passed away in two
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: thousand and one.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: So here's your raise, old lady finger.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: YEA love it well, so real quick. Just the episodes
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: sometimes just make it super easy for me. You guys
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: kicked Dorothy out to be.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: The villain villain. That's why I laughed. I was like,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: she's all.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: Right off the bat automatic villain because she's just acting
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: like such a baby bitch about this. So, I mean,
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: it's her foot, you could get fuck it, like, calm down,
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: you're old, get a foot surgery. Don't be a baby.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: She lies to her mom and everybody initially at the
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: same time and says she's fine, which we know to
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: be a lie. But then she lies three to four
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: more times, specifically to her mother, who had told her
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: before two of the additional eyes that it hurts her
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: when she sees her child in pain, and yet she
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: kept lying about it and avoiding the surgery. Then she
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: won't even enjoy her friends dancing. She sits in the
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: bed with her hand on her hip and looks angry
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: as she is so mad surgery. And like, those ladies
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: did a decent tap dance, even if you're sad you're
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: not in the two merry widows like you, they did
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: a nice stop dancing. And the final moment comes at
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: the end with the fucking property destruction, and she ruined
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: my hand the pop up top hat, which those of
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: a quality are not there, but that one was pre scored.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Though if you really hoped the top out, be must
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: not have been able to pop it because it must
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: have been too nice.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Of the hat.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: So yeah, so.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I wonder if there's her trying to punch it.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: And I don't know, but when her hand went through,
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: I noticed it was like super even laces, and I
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: was like, that's weird.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: It's like a punch out on the prices, right.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: So yeah, that's Dorothan the villain.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: She left the hospital I'm sure was like having a
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: freak out, like we lost a patient.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know, they'd been having mix ups there.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Year delay on her surgery for her doctor possibly being
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: in the hospital.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were doing everything they could to freak her out.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah. If I if my first surgery, which it wasn't hers,
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: but a five year old has a different memory of
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: what you go over. But if my first surgery I
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: remembered was that experience in that hospital, I think I
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: would have I know I made her the villain because
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: she was mean to her mom, but like, actually I
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: might have left too, in the middle of the night
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: when no one was looking, because they every step of
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: the way were like, oh you might die, Yeah, you
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: could die.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I feel like you wouldn't be able to get out
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: of a hospital without being noticed noticed.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Usually she wasn't any machines because it was TV. But
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: the biggest thing is if I had ripped my any
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: of my they would have no right away.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: Sometimes the doors themselves are also still Yeah.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Why were the hospital sheets. I wasn't in a hospital
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: in the eighties, but why were they the same color
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: as their prison just where everything is this like terrible
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: beige color.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Because show the twist of this show is they're actually
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: in hell.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Wait, is this the Are they in the medium place?
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, the medium maximum de what'd you guys think
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: of the episode?
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: Fellas, Yeah, it was definitely kind of like like we
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: get that, like not wanting to make a big deal
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: of over something that may not be a big deal.
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: But yeah, it was definitely a case of just just
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: get the it's not that, shut the fu up and
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: get how old is supposed to be? Like yeah, like
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: at a certain age you gotta be like yeah, even
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: at a certain age, you gotta be like fucking whatever.
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: And I can ever shoot.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Anymore my mouth before I was in twenty one. It's
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: like Jesus, so you're comfortable with whatever, Like take my
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: whole leg, replace it with a hollow prosthetic.
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: I can hide my booze in.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Can I get like a scent proof lead cavity in
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: my leg? Please? Right?
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: To be fair, they left a five year old alone
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: the hospital, like you can get a friend or neighbor
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: to sit with her. She probably was terrified.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I did try to explain that they were just
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: they couldn't be there.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: But you can't.
• 41:28
  Speaker 9: You don't have a close neighbor, a friend, a guardian,
• 41:31
  Speaker 9: family member.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: That can be the relatives who didn't want to show
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: up for the funeral that she did.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: You can say uncle l Angelo.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Was dead. Yeah, no one knows.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: He was the only one who cares.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: What's weird was he was the one that was supposed
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: to be with them.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just kidding. Block party had to have that
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: block party for get the.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Dad has to work, but come on.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Although I did love Sophia's you know, I was
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: in labor with you for twenty three hours. I got
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: burns working as a fry cut, Like I love the
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: mom guilt trip.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: I tried to make that a question or tried to
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: figure out a way to incorporate that, because not only
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: does for those of you who haven't watched the episode
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: yet with us, And if you're listening and you haven't
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: watched yet, then you're cheating. You shouldn't listen to the
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: quiz first. How could you play long? Anyway? The interesting
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: thing about that is that it's like, oh, no, I
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: lost it and I'm not even high. I'm just old.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: I'm high and old, so I don't even know what
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: we're talking about.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: The guilt trip from a mom. She was guilting her
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: about the twenty fo hours in laboring.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: No, I wanted to make that a question, not because
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: of the guilt trip or anything. But the funny thing
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: was that Dorothy starts with citing it with her, and
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: that's what makes that part of the episode. She's like,
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: it's effectively the uphill both ways and the snow story
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: at this point and not family.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: But at work, she's like, Okay.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom miss days. Just so we're clear, my
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: mom miss days of our lives because she went into
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: labor over on o'clock on a Thursday in Pittsburgh, and
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: so she didn't see days for our lives.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: Was it an important No, it wasn't.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: An important episode. But the point is that I know
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: that it's kind of like I know that you and
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: my mom are both libras because you like balance. Yeah,
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: and I now have another coworker who has said that
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: to me. So I have three women in my life
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: that tell me that they're libras and that they like balance.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I'm a Scorpio.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: We're just bitches.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Thank you for being a Libra.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: All right, Look, enough shitting on libras. I wanted to
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: say we were a little remiss. We did not mention
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: your show coming in the distant future December fifth and sixth.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: You guys are going to be in Colorado Springs at
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: the peak around the corner.
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah right, yeah, really I like to plan ahead here.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, you never know your ticket money. Yeah, plan some
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: vacation days.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Get all set up now, because it's gonna be a
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: good time. It's gonna be three shows Colorado Springs. I
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: guess like you said, December fifth and sixth, it's not
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: just the b Y t W. It's the gate Leapers
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: coming along. We have flying in special guests to perform
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: as contestants on our show.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Like, it's gonna be nice. He just did the exit
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: roly it's here and here.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: And I saw it. I saw it peripherally only, and
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: so I was like, is he doing the Nixon like what?
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: He is?
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Not a crut.
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: I'm too far away from the camera and my skin
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: is too white against a brightness hard it's hard to catch.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: I haven't awkwardly hit on you yet this episode.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not over yet.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: It was earlier in this episode. It wasn't It was
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: just earlier. I went. I told everybody, I'm all time flies.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Is such a good sport, you know when are you
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: getting your fake leg before the December show?
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: Yes, you.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: Gotta brush up on the pirate.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Jokes because f you, that's why a vast.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: What's the favorite letter? What you think it'd be our
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: but his true love be the sea?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Get out, lady and gentlemen.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: Thanks joining us for our last episode.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Had to end a great run.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: Kristen's jokes were so terrible they killed us. They actually
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: banned us from all Podd said, no, thank you.
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: That, No, you're too weird.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: The official the official email will come later today.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: That's burning our contract in the trash can right now,
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: like I actively can see it on our screen.
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: The smoke arising.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Oh god, thank you ladies so much for.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: Having Thank you for coming.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, sweet, because we love Golden.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Just crashed the show. It's fine, Yeah halfway through.
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, watched the episode. Yeah, but we think this is the.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Sophia's being a prude. And and and.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: And Rose made another anecdote about something.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Talked about Minnesota.
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: Again.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: We didn't get an animal story from artists.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: We did WHOA wrote it down.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: There was to old Toby. The horse broke its leg
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: and then they shot.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: And they shot it. We did. Oh, God, you're good.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I always write down Rose stories.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: You know what you need to do is have Kristen
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: make the quiz. That way, she can't win the game, right.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: No, Aaron would win because you've seen them all more.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then there was something about pat say Jack
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: writing side settle on a dolphin.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw the clouds when I wrote that.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh really I thought that what she said it
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: so fast. I thought it was too quick for it
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: to be.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: I thought for sure it'd.
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: Be a question, but it was just bizarre out of life.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, things hit you and you know that might be
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: a question.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, typically those are the questions, but I felt like
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: that was too much.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: No, it's what are the analyope doing in the painting
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: humping each other?
• 47:43
  Speaker 11: You okay, okay, go back and watch episode seventeen again
• 47:50
  Speaker 11: on your own free time. But we spend like six
• 47:53
  Speaker 11: minutes in a twenty minute episode in that apartment, so
• 47:57
  Speaker 11: you see the picture a lot, and you.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Want to tell him about the stolen purse too.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, Well, if we're just being perfectly transparent, Lanch
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: stole Lucy from episode seventeenth perse because the purse that
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Lucy arrived with in the last episode that we all
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: watched was this white purse. I had a denim version
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: of the same purse, but it was just sort of
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: folded and pleaded into a weird jelly bean shape with
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: a thin strap. It was a very common person from
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: the eighties. Lanch walks into the first episode or the
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: first scene or whatever of this hospital. Walks into the hospital. Yeah,
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: and she's got Lucy's fucking purse on her shoulder, and
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: I go, she toolesies purse.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: Maybe Lucy accidentally left it and told her aunt she
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: could keep it.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: She went, oh, it's so cute.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: I think we figured out that they bartered one prison
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: prison slate that Lucy took with her full We're so
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: mad about that back they swapped a plate for a person.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: People really care that much about plates when you give
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: them food. Because I'm like, I don't know the ship.
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: I can't even take my mom's tupperware. I thought her,
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: you better bring my tupperware about it.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I wrote my name on it. Yeah, this, my mom
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: did too.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: She put their name on the bottom of it, and
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: ship like, Mark, you cannot believe me. I've tried to
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: get it off and I cannot.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: I don't return my mom's tupperware the next time I
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: visit them. If there's some kind of food. She's trying
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: to stand off with me. She's like, well, I would
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: give this to you, but someone hasn't returned the last
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: couple of pieces of tupperware yet.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: So someone.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the other the other twelve friends you have coming
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: over sharing your tupperware?
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: You mean me, don't you mean me?
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: I have a piece right now. I can actually see
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: a piece that I've sitting.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Next time, you gotta put it, like, get your keys
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: in it so you'll remember.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: To take it.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: Yes, we just started. When we go to the big
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: event it's like Christmas or Thanksgiving, just bringing our own tupperware.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Well, so here's the thing. I really can almost just
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: return them dirty, even because I know for a fit
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: that my mom rewashes them when she gets them because
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: she doesn't.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah I get that though, but it's been in travel,
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: it's been in your car for a week, you don't know.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Well she'll do that to my dad, and
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: they live in the same house and she knows what
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: her kitchen looks like. So my mom has a higher
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: Born in nineteen forty eight version of kitchen standards than
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: modern people that are overworked and tired have Anyway, Look, guys,
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: tell us about your mom's kitchen trauma, kristin. Where can
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: they write in and tell us about trauma born of
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: their mothers in the kitchen?
• 50:49
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• 51:33
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• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Book Daddy's going to be something special. That's for live shows.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Speaking of again, we will reiterate, re airate please. We
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: will be in Colorado Springs, Colorado, December fifth and sixth
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: at Peak Improv Theater performing our episode three hundred Extravaganza.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: We are playing Taskmaster with a bunch of people were
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: bringing in. It's gonna be a good time. It's gonna
• 51:54
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• 52:11
  Speaker 3: you listen to the amazing professional voice actors who partook
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: in this along with my.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: Favorite voice actor plays the role of Genie.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard that guy's at Goofball Lovable Goofball. That's good,
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: so y'all should get that. Other than that, Aggie, where
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: can they find you places as a dog as rooid Yep, yep,
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: And you can find me online Twitch and other such
• 52:32
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• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Have either of you been to Colorado.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, plenty times twelve anymore you have stationed on
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: the other side. I was the station up until.
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: In fact, I'm noticing a lot of my the stuff
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: that I'm experiencing lately has been in later and on
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: in life. I've never really been much outside of New York,
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: but except for maybe Canada a few times. So I've
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: been having fun exploring the states. Been to Illinois, We've
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: been to Jersey, been to DC, and now we're going
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: to Colorado.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Trying to explore. Send b f Y everywhere and make
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: sure all sees it all.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: I'm excited for the mountains.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, they're gorgeous.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Man beautiful, especially in Colorado Springs.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, I can't wait.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: I've just had an important message from our producer. She
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: has something to say to every Please this is me.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Thank you the f Y t W boys for being
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: on the show, and also your cheesecake. His friend.
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: Oh, thank you, n cheesecake.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: I love you so much, and yes we will so
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: take cheese.
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: Last one is still sitting there.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: We'll make you some dairy free cheesecake.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: I have a cocaut based dessert that tastes like cheesecake.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: But you won't go appreciates and wipe your butt with
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: coconut whites.
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: Oh, don't worry, that won't be a problem. Ever seen
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: a fire hose