Latest / Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show / MTV LIVE - Sweet, Not Teens vs You Don't Know Us
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- 2:18Speaker 2: of my favorite fandemoniums ever. Here it is. It's MTV Live. Hello,
- 2:49Speaker 2: and welcome to Fandemonium, the pop culture game show that
- 2:52Speaker 2: shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your games master,
- 2:57Speaker 2: hailing from the Jordie Shaw like man at Watson, But
- 3:02Speaker 2: a games master needs games and games need players like
- 3:05Speaker 2: so please welcome for I'll stop this now. She is
- 3:09Speaker 2: an improviser, comedy educator, and just like Snookie, she doesn't
- 3:12Speaker 2: tan anymore because Obama puts a ten tax on tanning.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Make some noise for Julia Bosey, and she is an improviser,
- 3:26Speaker 2: writer and volunteers with dogs at a shelter, which is
- 3:29Speaker 2: generating a lot of sympathy so she won't be voted
- 3:31Speaker 2: off the island. Give it up for Molly Bushy. Yeah,
- 3:42Speaker 2: your son, Julia. What is this song?
- 3:45Speaker 1: It's the theme song to Jersey Shore.
- 3:48Speaker 2: Fantastic, Julia. I'm going to be leaning so much on
- 3:51Speaker 2: your knowledge tonight.
- 3:52Speaker 1: I want to be a meat ball.
- 3:54Speaker 2: You don't know that. I've got no clue, Julia, Molly,
- 3:59Speaker 2: how you both doing this? Evening?
- 4:00Speaker 1: So wonderful?
- 4:01Speaker 3: Stoked?
- 4:03Speaker 4: Hell?
- 4:03Speaker 2: Yes? Is this what the Jersey Show people are like?
- 4:07Speaker 1: No, not at all.
- 4:08Speaker 5: I could never capture their essence. It's for one, I
- 4:12Speaker 5: don't have a good New Jersey accent. For two, I
- 4:16Speaker 5: have never been tanned once in my life.
- 4:18Speaker 2: Ever, I feel that Hell yeah, so I'm feeling that
- 4:26Speaker 2: Julia knows quite a bit about the Jersey show, the
- 4:29Speaker 2: MTV the reality stuff. You big fan, Julia, Yes i am.
- 4:35Speaker 5: It was the thing that I told my mom. Oh no,
- 4:38Speaker 5: I'm allowed to watch this. It's like a sociological thing.
- 4:43Speaker 5: So I'm a smart I'm a smart girl who gets
- 4:45Speaker 5: to watch the real world even though I was way
- 4:47Speaker 5: too young to be doing so.
- 4:49Speaker 2: Oh cheeky, your mom listened to you.
- 4:52Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm an only child.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Okay, And Molly, what about yourself? Are you a fan
- 4:58Speaker 2: of MTV reality television?
- 4:59Speaker 1: I see cerly washed it without the permission of Mima.
- 5:03Speaker 6: Clandestine, you know, doing things in secret means it can't
- 5:10Speaker 6: happen that often.
- 5:11Speaker 2: So yes, it happened.
- 5:15Speaker 1: Can I know what what you did watch? If you remember?
- 5:19Speaker 6: Well, I like to pretend that I was going to
- 5:22Speaker 6: be a spoiled brat, so, uh my sweet, I.
- 5:27Speaker 1: Was wondering where my car was, honestly.
- 5:30Speaker 2: But uh.
- 5:32Speaker 5: We yeah, we continue to wonder where those cars are.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Is that what they got on My Super Sweet sixty
- 5:38Speaker 2: specific at least did those cars then get pimped and
- 5:41Speaker 2: like call on the other show?
- 5:42Speaker 1: Oh probably I didn't.
- 5:44Speaker 5: I feel like I watched pit my ride when it
- 5:46Speaker 5: was in its prime, and so if it went off,
- 5:48Speaker 5: if it jumped to the shark, it was probably involving
- 5:52Speaker 5: those sweet sixteen girls. But usually they they gave it
- 5:54Speaker 5: to like people who weren't super rich or wealthy, like
- 5:59Speaker 5: some really down cars got pimped.
- 6:02Speaker 2: Okay, that's that's good to know upcycling.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Yeah, exhibit was not classist.
- 6:09Speaker 2: All right, it sounds like that is very in depth knowledge.
- 6:12Speaker 2: I think you'll be great as a team tonight, but
- 6:15Speaker 2: you're gonna need some rivals to face off against. She has.
- 6:19Speaker 2: She is our resident panelist, a podcaster and comedian who
- 6:22Speaker 2: works in STEM, which today stands for should they Eliminate Music.
- 6:26Speaker 2: It's Audre Stevenson and we are so excited to welcome
- 6:35Speaker 2: star of season thirty seven of the Real World, the bro.
- 6:39Speaker 1: We all know.
- 6:39Speaker 2: Who's here to get the party started. It's Tevin Tolla Mac.
- 6:43Speaker 7: Yeah. I tried.
- 6:54Speaker 1: I tried to get your milk back, but no one,
- 6:57Speaker 1: No one cops to taking your milk.
- 6:59Speaker 8: Well, that's fucked off, because you know what roommates dude,
- 7:01Speaker 8: just like my mom did.
- 7:03Speaker 1: Go buy me some more. Can you tell me what
- 7:09Speaker 1: kind of milk it was? Was that whole milk?
- 7:11Speaker 2: It was milk.
- 7:14Speaker 8: It wasn't emulsion of milk and oats and bomb.
- 7:21Speaker 1: You look all swoll over there, Tevin. Thanks, I've been
- 7:24Speaker 1: working out. You noticed in my lines, Jusie, I just
- 7:28Speaker 1: can't stop staring. Legs that are bare, not ten.
- 7:36Speaker 5: There's one specific lump that's on your grind.
- 7:39Speaker 1: I only got wine. I only got the one.
- 7:42Speaker 2: This is what you get A peek improv light show. Welcome, Ultra, Welcome, Tevin.
- 7:48Speaker 2: How are you both?
- 7:49Speaker 8: I mean, I'm fucking fabulous, but just need some milk.
- 7:52Speaker 1: You need some milk On top of.
- 7:54Speaker 9: That, I was doing great until I moved my chair
- 7:57Speaker 9: slightly closer to Tevin for framing, and then stood up
- 8:02Speaker 9: and saw everything.
- 8:07Speaker 1: I didn't want to interview it.
- 8:11Speaker 2: Maybe later, maybe maybe that's round three, so you round three. Okay,
- 8:20Speaker 2: let's find out. First of all, dra are you a
- 8:23Speaker 2: fan of MTV reality shows?
- 8:25Speaker 1: I am a fan similar to Molly.
- 8:27Speaker 9: I wasn't allowed really to watch them? One of the
- 8:31Speaker 9: there's honestly fewer shows I was allowed to watch than
- 8:35Speaker 9: the shows that I was wasn't allowed to watch.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Quickly list some of the ones you weren't allowed to watch?
- 8:39Speaker 9: Yeah, cool, anything on MTV, rug Rats, Fairly Odd Parents,
- 8:45Speaker 9: a lot of Disney Channel anything like Fairly Odd Parents.
- 8:49Speaker 9: The thing was that the power came from something other
- 8:52Speaker 9: than God.
- 8:54Speaker 2: So it was just I.
- 8:55Speaker 5: Gotta ask about Rugrats because my mom momented letting me
- 8:58Speaker 5: watch it because she hated the voices. Why weren't you
- 9:01Speaker 5: allowed to watch Rugrats?
- 9:03Speaker 1: They yelled at their parents. Oh but they were not speaking.
- 9:07Speaker 1: I mean, that's cool. Why don't weave from me? That's acceptable? Honestly,
- 9:13Speaker 1: Evan yells at his mom all the time.
- 9:15Speaker 9: Yeah, typically, Mom, go get me some Mom sometimes yells
- 9:22Speaker 9: other things.
- 9:23Speaker 1: Get me some cigarette with some smacking on.
- 9:29Speaker 2: Tevin, So let's let's talk Tevin time here. Tevin, thank
- 9:34Speaker 2: you so much for joining us, star of season thirty
- 9:36Speaker 2: seven of the Real World. Hold it this close to them,
- 9:39Speaker 2: that close though, You're You're all good, okay, sorry, just
- 9:45Speaker 2: directly to the audience. Uh, this is my first time
- 9:48Speaker 2: meeting Tefan. Uh, this is uh wish wish me luck. Tevin.
- 9:56Speaker 2: You're a fan of other than the season you were on.
- 9:58Speaker 2: You're a fan of MTV Reac.
- 10:00Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 10:01Speaker 8: Man, I really liked the you know, the when they
- 10:04Speaker 8: went in the dates in the bus, that bus date.
- 10:07Speaker 1: Yes, you know, like I've been on a bus before. Man,
- 10:10Speaker 1: the ladies don't like me on that bus.
- 10:15Speaker 2: I can't possibly understand why I don't understand.
- 10:17Speaker 1: The lump Man. Yeah, the Lump Factors in really explains
- 10:23Speaker 1: a lot.
- 10:24Speaker 8: Yeah, that's my second favorite show, The Lump Factor.
- 10:30Speaker 6: They see the lump and just say next immediately and
- 10:33Speaker 6: what happened?
- 10:34Speaker 1: Yeah, you just say next to your lump.
- 10:35Speaker 2: To have it again with the mike, don't. I'm sorry
- 10:39Speaker 2: you were.
- 10:39Speaker 11: On a reality TV show where they were operating, my man,
- 10:42Speaker 11: but I just went up to him and talked like
- 10:44Speaker 11: them that they were real people, you know, like the
- 10:46Speaker 11: boom operators, just real people like you and me and
- 10:49Speaker 11: my love.
- 10:50Speaker 1: That's a man's true.
- 10:52Speaker 2: It's one of my dad jobs.
- 10:53Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 10:53Speaker 1: I just like being real.
- 10:57Speaker 2: Well, thank you for joining us, Tevin. Locals haven't tolmac
- 11:04Speaker 2: okay teams. You wake up to find that you're sixteen again,
- 11:07Speaker 2: and not only is someone throwing you a super sweet party,
- 11:09Speaker 2: but you're also pregnant. No, was it your ex on
- 11:13Speaker 2: the beach who raided your room or that jackass who
- 11:16Speaker 2: catfished you last month in Laguna Beach? You love beaches. Well,
- 11:22Speaker 2: you're not going to be a teen mom. This is
- 11:23Speaker 2: the real world, for God's sakes. So you leave your crib,
- 11:26Speaker 2: pimp your ride, and head for the hills. That's that's
- 11:30Speaker 2: that's where planned parenthood is. You did your job anyway,
- 11:35Speaker 2: Thank you. Next, I'd like i'd like each pair to
- 11:39Speaker 2: come up with an MTV themed team name. Please. Let's
- 11:41Speaker 2: start with Julia and Molly. What do you got?
- 11:45Speaker 1: Oh right, you're lying on me? Okay? Sweet? Uh yes, sweet,
- 11:54Speaker 1: yes sweet? The only thing you can think of is
- 11:57Speaker 1: not teen sweet nteens?
- 12:03Speaker 2: All right, we've got sweet not teens. Doesn't feel good
- 12:08Speaker 2: to say out loud in a room full of people,
- 12:11Speaker 2: all it does? Yeah? What's with you?
- 12:13Speaker 1: Piss hoogged?
- 12:21Speaker 2: Thank you? It's an unofficial nickname.
- 12:22Speaker 1: Well, no, it's gonna be legal once you become an
- 12:24Speaker 1: American citizen.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Right, did you change my forms? Okay, we've got sweet
- 12:30Speaker 2: not teens. Let's find out who they'll be facing order Heaven.
- 12:35Speaker 1: We have a couple ideas.
- 12:36Speaker 9: I was gonna pee before the show and I didn't,
- 12:39Speaker 9: and so she.
- 12:41Speaker 1: Sucked it back up into her body. Yeah, pissed but empty.
- 12:46Speaker 1: Wee wee. Yeah. Because also you got your lump out.
- 12:49Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, and you know pe sterile, you know
- 12:55Speaker 8: it's real.
- 12:56Speaker 1: Keeps it real? You don't know me? Okay, So second suggestion.
- 13:02Speaker 2: You don't know us, that's good, that's good.
- 13:06Speaker 1: Yeah, or just Tevin's lump?
- 13:11Speaker 2: What do we like Tevin? Which out of those times?
- 13:13Speaker 1: I really like the middle one? The middle in the middle,
- 13:16Speaker 1: it's like the bread. It's the peanut butter.
- 13:18Speaker 2: Which that one? You just say, the delicious peanut butter.
- 13:20Speaker 2: What was that one? Old?
- 13:21Speaker 1: You don't know us?
- 13:22Speaker 2: You don't know, I don't know.
- 13:24Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 13:25Speaker 5: Alternatively, this kind of reminded me instead of.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Real world, we could be real girls real like that.
- 13:34Speaker 1: Which I really like that one, the first one. Yeah,
- 13:39Speaker 1: I like the first one better too.
- 13:41Speaker 12: One.
- 13:42Speaker 1: I just was thinking of how grew indispicable girls.
- 13:48Speaker 2: We'll make sure you're on the despicable.
- 13:50Speaker 5: Also, I feel like I'm just I have the energy
- 13:53Speaker 5: just radiates from Tevin that like he voluntarily drinks his
- 13:57Speaker 5: own piss.
- 13:57Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I heard from a doctor that it sterilizes,
- 14:01Speaker 8: you know, when the cancer is gonna come.
- 14:03Speaker 1: I feel it any probably.
- 14:07Speaker 2: It's always good to mention cancer about fourteen minutes into
- 14:09Speaker 2: a show.
- 14:12Speaker 7: Yeah, is there any punctuations like sweet exclamation point not teens,
- 14:18Speaker 7: like sweet comma not teens or just sweet not teens.
- 14:21Speaker 1: I think it's a comma. Yeah, that's a good place
- 14:23Speaker 1: for the week.
- 14:24Speaker 2: Amma speak comma not fee.
- 14:26Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:28Speaker 13: Do you agree?
- 14:29Speaker 14: Yeah?
- 14:30Speaker 2: Okay, cool, Okay, we've got sweet not teens versus you
- 14:34Speaker 2: don't know us give it up for teens, all right.
- 14:39Speaker 2: And if you're listening to this and thinking I have
- 14:41Speaker 2: no idea what you're talking about, because I exclusively watched
- 14:44Speaker 2: Flavor of Love on VH one.
- 14:46Speaker 5: Yeah, a woman sit on the floor in season three
- 14:49Speaker 5: in the first episode.
- 14:51Speaker 2: Don't worry. It's also with a little segment we like
- 14:54Speaker 2: to call passing knowledge.
- 14:56Speaker 9: Okay, before I get started, I want to say that
- 14:58Speaker 9: there's basically two types of media out there. There's like
- 15:02Speaker 9: art house, cinema, prestige art exhibits, that type of thing,
- 15:06Speaker 9: and then there's MTV reality shows or as I like
- 15:11Speaker 9: to call it, shit people actually want to watch. Yeah,
- 15:16Speaker 9: so just between the years of two thousand and twenty ten,
- 15:20Speaker 9: MTV released over seventy five distinct reality TV shows. This
- 15:26Speaker 9: includes famous shows like Cribs and Teen Mom and infamous
- 15:30Speaker 9: shows like Jersey Shore and Teen Mom. So most of
- 15:35Speaker 9: the shows fell into certain categories like unnecessary extravagance or
- 15:40Speaker 9: shitty people behaving poorly, vaguely sexist dating, and Pimp My Ride.
- 15:46Speaker 7: Yep.
- 15:47Speaker 9: The Real World, one of the shows that they had
- 15:49Speaker 9: as well, is often cited as the first modern reality
- 15:53Speaker 9: TV show. It basically created the blueprint for what we
- 15:58Speaker 9: now see as reality TV shows. It ran for thirty
- 16:02Speaker 9: three seasons before it like Jesus died.
- 16:05Speaker 1: For our sins.
- 16:08Speaker 9: So let's first pump our way into pandemonium.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Oldra. And if you genuinely need
- 16:18Speaker 2: the bathroom, now is a great time for you.
- 16:21Speaker 1: I sucked it up into my body all right cold.
- 16:25Speaker 2: Just before we get to today's games, I've asked each
- 16:27Speaker 2: player to bring in a muse that's something that inspires
- 16:30Speaker 2: them or something they love from this particular fandom. MTV
- 16:33Speaker 2: is inspiring to me because they were bold enough to
- 16:35Speaker 2: make that show about people struggling with ibs. Runs House Julia,
- 16:43Speaker 2: Let's start with you. What's inspiring you from the world
- 16:45Speaker 2: of MTV.
- 16:47Speaker 5: MTV, Uh, God, sorry, I wanted to hear what it
- 16:52Speaker 5: sounded like out of my mouth. So I got a
- 16:56Speaker 5: lot of bad things from watching MTV.
- 17:00Speaker 15: Uh.
- 17:00Speaker 5: First of all, just the expectation that anyone could raid
- 17:05Speaker 5: my room at any moment in time, and so you know,
- 17:08Speaker 5: I had to have some kind of sexy underwear, but
- 17:11Speaker 5: like not like too sexy, as like a teenager.
- 17:14Speaker 1: So weird.
- 17:15Speaker 5: Also that I remember very distinctly a Real World episode
- 17:21Speaker 5: where someone said that bisexuals were greedy, not knowing that
- 17:24Speaker 5: I myself was a bisexual, and just.
- 17:27Speaker 1: Holding onto that for a little too long.
- 17:32Speaker 5: But something that really gave me a sense of self esteem.
- 17:36Speaker 5: But uh, I think I really needed was being able
- 17:41Speaker 5: to watch those music videos every day in the morning
- 17:44Speaker 5: before school, so that I could have some sort of
- 17:46Speaker 5: social cachet and knowing every single popular music.
- 17:52Speaker 1: Yes, I I just ate up.
- 17:56Speaker 5: Anything on MTV and VH one to just give me
- 17:59Speaker 5: pop culture knowledge because I didn't have much else.
- 18:03Speaker 7: I was.
- 18:04Speaker 1: I was a girl who was diagnosed with ADHD in
- 18:07Speaker 1: the nineties, right.
- 18:10Speaker 2: In front of MTV. Yeah, Hey go, here's your friends.
- 18:15Speaker 5: Yes, so I really needed that, and uh, you know,
- 18:22Speaker 5: it makes me feel cool when I could be like, yeah,
- 18:24Speaker 5: I know about for everyone else.
- 18:27Speaker 1: And my husband's like, damn it.
- 18:28Speaker 5: I thought I could show you a new a new song,
- 18:32Speaker 5: and I was like, no, not me.
- 18:36Speaker 1: That's exactly how I say it.
- 18:39Speaker 2: And that's the power of MTV. Give it up for
- 18:40Speaker 2: Julia's mut Okay, let's find out how the other half
- 18:45Speaker 2: of Sweet Not Teens is inspired by MTV in this format.
- 18:48Speaker 2: Point that I definitely prepared her for Molly, what's inspiring
- 18:51Speaker 2: you about MTV?
- 18:52Speaker 1: Yes, I think that.
- 18:57Speaker 6: One of the things that inspires me about MTV is
- 19:00Speaker 6: the show MTV made. Yes, MTV's Made actually came to
- 19:07Speaker 6: a school high school in Connecticut.
- 19:11Speaker 1: Fun fact, that's where I'm from.
- 19:12Speaker 6: Everyone it is my whole personality. No one from Connecticut
- 19:19Speaker 6: says that unless they don't live there. And uh, they
- 19:25Speaker 6: made this girl into a hip hop dancer. And there's
- 19:28Speaker 6: a lot of lore about it that you couldn't pop
- 19:32Speaker 6: quiz me about, but I did read it one time.
- 19:36Speaker 1: And yeah. Also, the ability to just say next powerful.
- 19:43Speaker 6: I wish I did that on many first dates in
- 19:45Speaker 6: my life and I didn't.
- 19:48Speaker 1: But none of them arrived on a.
- 19:49Speaker 2: Bus, so it feels like it that was before like
- 19:53Speaker 2: dating apps, right, that was actually.
- 19:58Speaker 1: Sometimes they were so yeah in real life.
- 20:03Speaker 8: Yeah, Deven, man, I walk on that bus and everyone's
- 20:10Speaker 8: just like saying swipe at me, And I'm like.
- 20:12Speaker 1: Why who told you to say that? Moly?
- 20:18Speaker 2: That is very inspiring. It's also cool that they came
- 20:21Speaker 2: to a school in the state you live in, but
- 20:23Speaker 2: wasn't your school, so that story could have been better.
- 20:27Speaker 1: Dog, It's fine. I wasn't made into a dancer for
- 20:33Speaker 1: a reason. That's why they didn't come to my school.
- 20:35Speaker 5: What would you have wanted to be made into if
- 20:37Speaker 5: it came to your school?
- 20:42Speaker 1: What was your teenage dream? My teenage dream was to.
- 20:49Speaker 5: Become a dermatologist, So uh maybe that so just popping
- 20:55Speaker 5: pimples all day.
- 20:57Speaker 1: To medical school.
- 20:58Speaker 2: MTV made you give it up for pupping pimpils everyone. Okay,
- 21:05Speaker 2: let's move on over to you don't know us and
- 21:07Speaker 2: find out what's inspiring them. Tevin, what's inspiring you from
- 21:10Speaker 2: the world of MTV?
- 21:12Speaker 1: Oh, it was the first season of road Rules. This
- 21:15Speaker 1: is a true story. They were really poor guys the
- 21:19Speaker 1: first few seasons.
- 21:20Speaker 8: They were so poor they could not afford food, so
- 21:23Speaker 8: one of the castmates moms made a lasagna with pepperoni,
- 21:27Speaker 8: and that's.
- 21:28Speaker 1: All I got. And you wish your mom would make that.
- 21:33Speaker 1: I wish.
- 21:33Speaker 7: I want to eat it.
- 21:34Speaker 8: Every time I think about it, I want to eat it,
- 21:37Speaker 8: layers and layers of pepperoni.
- 21:42Speaker 2: And that's inspired you over the man, it just inspired me.
- 21:46Speaker 2: I was just like, Wow, that's a lot of pepperoni. Yeah, yeah,
- 21:53Speaker 2: that is inspiring Tevin. Let's all give it up with pepperoni.
- 21:58Speaker 2: I'm a vegetarian and blest but not least oldro what's
- 22:04Speaker 2: inspiring you From the world of MTV.
- 22:06Speaker 9: MTV for three seasons had WWE Tough Enough, which is
- 22:12Speaker 9: a reality show where they got people who wanted to
- 22:15Speaker 9: be pro wrestlers and put through them through a series
- 22:17Speaker 9: of challenges that would not in any way prepare.
- 22:20Speaker 1: Them to be There's a couple people that I do.
- 22:25Speaker 9: Recognize that did actually become wrestlers, but only one of
- 22:29Speaker 9: them from all three seasons is still a wrestler.
- 22:32Speaker 1: So I'm inspired by Johnny Wrestling Morris.
- 22:37Speaker 9: He just goes by Johnny and then whatever company he
- 22:42Speaker 9: works for Johnny Impact like whatever he works for that's
- 22:48Speaker 9: his name, and I'm inspired by that man. He's a
- 22:50Speaker 9: chameleon and God does he just want to wrestle for
- 22:54Speaker 9: whoever will pay him.
- 22:56Speaker 2: Relate to that, he.
- 22:58Speaker 1: Sounds recession proof.
- 23:00Speaker 8: Yes, yes, Pepperoni's also recession proof.
- 23:06Speaker 2: Okay, we'll give Pepperoni. Give it up for Joy Pepperoni Teams.
- 23:13Speaker 2: I'm feeling so inspired by all of you, and I've
- 23:15Speaker 2: got to say that because it's written in front of me.
- 23:18Speaker 2: Are we ready for some games?
- 23:20Speaker 1: Absolutely?
- 23:22Speaker 2: Okay, fantastic cabs are here. It's time for.
- 23:29Speaker 11: Round.
- 23:33Speaker 2: Round one is called confessionals. Are we all familiar with
- 23:36Speaker 2: the concept of confessionals in reality television? Yeah? Excellent. Would
- 23:40Speaker 2: you like to explain it? Just in case anyone in
- 23:42Speaker 2: the audience doesn't know?
- 23:44Speaker 1: I will.
- 23:47Speaker 9: I just wanted to take that. It's basically where you
- 23:50Speaker 9: talk to camera. It's those segments in a reality show
- 23:52Speaker 9: where someone talks to camera and they give their like
- 23:54Speaker 9: monologue of oh my god, I can't believe that happened,
- 23:57Speaker 9: and gives you kind of the behind the scenes of
- 24:00Speaker 9: their opinion. Yeah, and what happened in whatever dramatic situation
- 24:04Speaker 9: just occurred.
- 24:05Speaker 2: So we are going to hear four of those and
- 24:07Speaker 2: here's how this game works. In turn, We're going to
- 24:09Speaker 2: put one player in our portable isolation booth. Yeah it's
- 24:15Speaker 2: a stool with headphones on it, and our peak improv
- 24:20Speaker 2: audience will then suggest an MTV personality for their teammate
- 24:23Speaker 2: to personify and a specific dramatic moment they are doing
- 24:27Speaker 2: a confessional about. The player will then be removed from isolation,
- 24:32Speaker 2: and then our MTV personality will have sixty seconds to
- 24:34Speaker 2: look directly at the camera, which is at the back
- 24:36Speaker 2: of the room. Either Chris or Kylie can wave a
- 24:38Speaker 2: torch phone light on top of it.
- 24:40Speaker 1: They will give yay, I gotta go up to them.
- 24:45Speaker 2: No, you just and look directly sit at the table.
- 24:48Speaker 1: Because my boom, my god was just always there.
- 24:53Speaker 2: This doesn't have that budget, and they will look directly
- 24:57Speaker 2: at the camera, give a confessional giving clues to who
- 24:59Speaker 2: they they are and what their drama is without saying
- 25:02Speaker 2: their own name or any of the words in the
- 25:05Speaker 2: dramatic moment. Synonyms are allowed. Do we follow?
- 25:08Speaker 1: Yes, but I have a question.
- 25:09Speaker 5: Yes, Okay, I got mixed up with this during the
- 25:11Speaker 5: Twilight episode. The dramatic event does not actually have to
- 25:15Speaker 5: be related to the person like, it's not like a
- 25:17Speaker 5: famous event that that person knows.
- 25:20Speaker 2: Okay, so not anything, Okay, Yeah, the confessional will be
- 25:24Speaker 2: about whatever that dramatic moment is. You just can't say
- 25:26Speaker 2: any of the words in the dramatic moment, got it? Okay?
- 25:31Speaker 2: If we're already it is going to be Molly guessing first.
- 25:33Speaker 2: So Molly is going to go over to our isolation booth. Molly,
- 25:37Speaker 2: if you would like to put those headphones on over
- 25:39Speaker 2: on that stool over there, and Molly, I'm gonna need
- 25:46Speaker 2: you to follow the instructions on the song so we
- 25:48Speaker 2: know you're not paying attention to what we're doing in
- 25:50Speaker 2: the room. And I know all of the lyrics, so
- 25:52Speaker 2: I'll know if you're cheating.
- 25:55Speaker 1: I've never gotten to listen to the song. I really
- 25:57Speaker 1: am excited.
- 25:58Speaker 2: Okay, Molly, can you hear a song? Awesome?
- 26:02Speaker 1: Cool?
- 26:03Speaker 2: Yep, she's doing the following song okay, wonderful peak and
- 26:05Speaker 2: prov audience. We need to decide an MTV personality that
- 26:08Speaker 2: Julia is throughout anyone that makes you even think remotely
- 26:11Speaker 2: there could be a horse Snoop Snucky. You go with Snuky.
- 26:14Speaker 2: Let's go with Snuky. Julia's gonna be snuky. What's a
- 26:17Speaker 2: dramatic event that has happened to snuky? I want something
- 26:19Speaker 2: really specific. The Eiffel Tower, stooped, stubbed your toe, stubbed
- 26:27Speaker 2: your toe on the she stubbed tote on the Eiffel Tower. Okay, snooky,
- 26:35Speaker 2: We're gonna go with stubbed your toe on the Eiffel Tower. Okay.
- 26:40Speaker 2: Uh In three two one, we're gonna say, come back, Molly,
- 26:44Speaker 2: three two one, come back Molly.
- 26:51Speaker 1: And I stay here. I don't go there. No, okay,
- 26:56Speaker 1: a professional part.
- 26:57Speaker 2: No, that's such a good point. We should have thought
- 26:59Speaker 2: about that in pre production. Okay, So, Julia, you're gonna
- 27:04Speaker 2: have a minute on the clock. Your confessional begins now.
- 27:08Speaker 1: Okay. So I was looking for some juice.
- 27:11Speaker 5: Hacky that's my name, and yeah, I was going to parry,
- 27:17Speaker 5: as they call it, and.
- 27:20Speaker 1: Yeah, and I got I got these great shoes. But
- 27:25Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I'll just falling on all those It's
- 27:28Speaker 1: not that's not relevant.
- 27:31Speaker 16: But there was this big old building in the middle
- 27:34Speaker 16: of everything, and everyone was taking pictures with it. So
- 27:37Speaker 16: I went up to it. But I went, oh, because
- 27:41Speaker 16: the shoes made me do something.
- 27:43Speaker 1: You fell on the Eiffel Tower.
- 27:45Speaker 5: No, no, I mean the place is correct, but the
- 27:48Speaker 5: thing I did was not.
- 27:50Speaker 1: It was more like I was kicking, but on accident.
- 27:53Speaker 1: Kicking on an accident. You fought the Eiffel Tower. It
- 27:58Speaker 1: was more like one digit of my foot. Oh you
- 28:02Speaker 1: stupped your toe.
- 28:06Speaker 2: That was the worst accent of that was spot on.
- 28:10Speaker 2: Excellent work from sweet not teens. That's gonna be the
- 28:14Speaker 2: full three points there for that. Okay, next up, we
- 28:20Speaker 2: are going to put Tevin in the isolation. Yeah, give
- 28:27Speaker 2: the people what they want. And again Tevin followed the
- 28:37Speaker 2: instructions on the song. Nice, Okay, excellent. We know Tevan's
- 28:43Speaker 2: following the instructions. Okay, so peaking prov audience. We now
- 28:47Speaker 2: need an MTV personality. I like Carson Daily. Do you
- 28:53Speaker 2: know who Carsondally is? Do you know who STEPO is?
- 28:56Speaker 2: Let's go with Steve O then, okay, Orra is going
- 28:59Speaker 2: to be Steve? And what is a specific dramatic thing
- 29:03Speaker 2: that has happened to Steven botched? I like it. Let's
- 29:09Speaker 2: go with Let's come up with something else on top
- 29:10Speaker 2: of that botched alligator. Your pet alligator had a botched okay, okay.
- 29:22Speaker 2: In three two one. We're gonna say, come back, Tevin
- 29:24Speaker 2: three two one, come back, Yeah, Audrey, you are going
- 29:39Speaker 2: to have one minute on the clock for your confessional,
- 29:41Speaker 2: right directly at the camera, if you please. Your time
- 29:43Speaker 2: starts now. Oh so, I'm.
- 29:46Speaker 9: Typically a bit of a jackass, but Puck, I'm a
- 29:51Speaker 9: pretty responsible pet owner. So I took It's like, it's
- 29:54Speaker 9: not a crocodile, but I took my I took my
- 29:58Speaker 9: my guy, my friend. He was having too many babies,
- 30:03Speaker 9: and we just we I'm just I'm just so happy
- 30:07Speaker 9: that we snipped that.
- 30:09Speaker 17: I used to do a lot of drugs and now
- 30:11Speaker 17: I think I'm a vegan.
- 30:14Speaker 1: I think that's the thing that I do now about
- 30:16Speaker 1: the sword, the person who no, I can't do that. Fuck,
- 30:23Speaker 1: I have no idea right now.
- 30:25Speaker 9: The thing I did like I have like an animal
- 30:27Speaker 9: that lives in my house and it's not a crocodile,
- 30:32Speaker 9: and he's just we just had to we had to
- 30:34Speaker 9: get him snipped.
- 30:35Speaker 1: His vast deference.
- 30:40Speaker 2: Have a difference.
- 30:43Speaker 1: And like he's just he was.
- 30:44Speaker 2: Just chomping confession. We still have time to guess, you
- 30:49Speaker 2: do you do? You have one less guess that way
- 30:52Speaker 2: of being no idea Tevin, that's okay. Do you know
- 30:54Speaker 2: what our individual here might have been confessing about.
- 30:57Speaker 8: I mean, doing the right thing and euthanizing an animal?
- 31:03Speaker 2: Could you could you say? Could you say which animal?
- 31:07Speaker 1: Animal? A monitor lizard?
- 31:11Speaker 2: It's it's it's gonna be no points for you don't know,
- 31:14Speaker 2: but great work, Tevin, fantastic stuff. Give it, uldro. Would
- 31:20Speaker 2: you like to reveal who you were?
- 31:21Speaker 1: I was Steve O good damn it? Yes, how did
- 31:25Speaker 1: you fucking like gl your balls on?
- 31:27Speaker 18: My lumps aren't out?
- 31:36Speaker 2: Okay, we are gonna go back on over to sweet
- 31:39Speaker 2: not Teens, and it is Julia guessing. Julia, I'm you're
- 31:43Speaker 2: so excited to hear the song.
- 31:45Speaker 1: It's a really good one. It's interactive.
- 31:51Speaker 2: Okay, we'll get that song started for Julia in just
- 31:54Speaker 2: a moment. Yep, the song's going. Okay, So now we
- 31:59Speaker 2: need to find out which MTV personality Molly is bred Durst. Okay,
- 32:09Speaker 2: let's do. Let's do that. We're going with a rich
- 32:11Speaker 2: mom on. I've turned it down now, Okay, it's fine, Molly.
- 32:22Speaker 2: Molly knows who Molly is. Okay, Now we need a
- 32:25Speaker 2: dramatic event for this character. What what specific mishappen. She
- 32:32Speaker 2: couldn't What was that? Sorry?
- 32:35Speaker 13: She couldn't.
- 32:38Speaker 2: You couldn't afford to buy a trampoline park? Okay, okay, okay,
- 32:43Speaker 2: three to one, we're gonna say come back, Julia.
- 32:45Speaker 13: Three to one may.
- 32:55Speaker 19: Feel better about.
- 33:00Speaker 1: It was like it was.
- 33:00Speaker 5: Directly connected to some audio here and I was just
- 33:04Speaker 5: like hearing clear as day something that someone was speaking
- 33:06Speaker 5: into the microphone.
- 33:07Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that was I was sassy to you about
- 33:09Speaker 2: two minutes ago. But it's because I didn't move a
- 33:11Speaker 2: slider down, So it was my fault.
- 33:12Speaker 1: Yes topp.
- 33:18Speaker 2: Okay And with that resounding piss hog mully, your confessional begins.
- 33:22Speaker 6: Now my daughter is going to be so so unhappy.
- 33:30Speaker 1: Are you a teen mom?
- 33:32Speaker 9: My daughter?
- 33:34Speaker 1: We're gonna celebrate her and sweet sixteen mom.
- 33:38Speaker 6: Unfortunately, unfortunately it won't be at her favorite location where
- 33:43Speaker 6: she can do backflips and front flips and gainers they allow.
- 33:50Speaker 1: Is it like candysy al miss that what is called?
- 33:52Speaker 1: Because I we couldn't. It wasn't in.
- 33:58Speaker 6: You know, physically response the bold for me to make this,
- 34:04Speaker 6: to make this you know mine? Uh, I can't. The
- 34:11Speaker 6: gainers can't happen because it's not my place for the party.
- 34:20Speaker 5: So you you you can't have a party at kids
- 34:23Speaker 5: nasium and you're a teen mom?
- 34:28Speaker 2: Do you want to one last chance to throw in
- 34:30Speaker 2: some more specifics.
- 34:32Speaker 15: Me?
- 34:37Speaker 5: Maybe you're Jamie Lynn Spears. I know she got pregnant.
- 34:41Speaker 5: She had a kid.
- 34:43Speaker 13: Dang, wasn't she kind.
- 34:47Speaker 1: Of it's nondescript.
- 34:48Speaker 2: We kind of got we got like half the event,
- 34:51Speaker 2: so we'll say like one and a half points.
- 34:53Speaker 13: Yeah, I can't know.
- 34:56Speaker 2: Because then we don't end in Italian. Thank God, we
- 34:58Speaker 2: all need to go home.
- 35:00Speaker 6: I'm a nondescript mom of a sweet sixteen uh person.
- 35:06Speaker 6: But I couldn't buy the trampoline.
- 35:07Speaker 1: Park a skype. What is it called? Yeah, the skytone.
- 35:16Speaker 6: I didn't buy the trampoline park, so my daughter couldn't
- 35:18Speaker 6: do the gainers.
- 35:18Speaker 1: Because those are not allowed.
- 35:20Speaker 2: What's a gain I don't know what a gainner is.
- 35:22Speaker 6: Can you pretend you're going forward, but you actually go
- 35:24Speaker 6: backwards to you like jump off or something?
- 35:26Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I used to do.
- 35:32Speaker 2: Okay, we have one confessional left to hear, so let's
- 35:34Speaker 2: send Uldra to the isolation boot.
- 35:39Speaker 1: Turn that slider off.
- 35:42Speaker 2: Slide is going right down.
- 35:49Speaker 3: Jesus, there's no good expendage of me.
- 35:53Speaker 1: It's just me going up bro.
- 35:58Speaker 2: Okay, the song is started for ldres, so we now
- 36:00Speaker 2: need and if we might be scraping the bottom of
- 36:02Speaker 2: the barrel. Do you know do you know who that is?
- 36:05Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 36:06Speaker 19: He's the big guy, dead right.
- 36:10Speaker 2: Nice. So we're going with don Vita doesn't man. That's
- 36:20Speaker 2: that's good because that's a really funny name as well.
- 36:25Speaker 5: He's on the ridiculous.
- 36:33Speaker 2: Use that phonetically if yeh yes? Is it not dick
- 36:42Speaker 2: because he's skateboards? That makes sense. Okay, so what is Rob?
- 36:50Speaker 2: Do you dick doings?
- 36:56Speaker 19: I scream.
- 36:59Speaker 2: Pimping too many ice creams? Yes, so has been pimping
- 37:05Speaker 2: too many ice creams and he's gonna confess all about it.
- 37:09Speaker 19: I can't believe.
- 37:11Speaker 2: Okay, three two one, come back Aldre three two.
- 37:13Speaker 15: One getting into that, that's a.
- 37:27Speaker 12: I know.
- 37:28Speaker 19: It's like you see the people.
- 37:29Speaker 1: Come back and they tell you how fun the song is.
- 37:32Speaker 1: Just sit there like it doesn't matter.
- 37:36Speaker 2: Play the show everyone. Then you get to hit us out.
- 37:38Speaker 9: Hi.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Hi, I'm just a little guy. I'm just a little guy.
- 37:47Speaker 1: I roller skate, but you know what, I.
- 37:52Speaker 18: Skateboard and you know what, bitch eat my ice cream.
- 37:59Speaker 1: That's the bitch.
- 38:00Speaker 18: You better get enough money from her if you don't
- 38:05Speaker 18: from her. If you don't get it from her, I'm
- 38:09Speaker 18: gonna make her get more money.
- 38:11Speaker 1: I love you, ice cream. I'm gonna skateboard.
- 38:18Speaker 5: Hey, big big guy, can you carry me just to
- 38:21Speaker 5: get some more ice cream.
- 38:22Speaker 1: Tony Hawk is a child? Hey, hey, big guy, did
- 38:28Speaker 1: you see that prank I pulled earlier?
- 38:31Speaker 18: Oh man, I'm so cold that when I skateboarded and
- 38:33Speaker 18: did that prank.
- 38:37Speaker 1: Itches.
- 38:38Speaker 2: You better listen to me.
- 38:40Speaker 8: If you don't start making mama money, I am going
- 38:43Speaker 8: to get mad.
- 38:44Speaker 2: Okay, that's your okay, and he guesses doing the confessional.
- 38:57Speaker 1: It's just Tony Hawk as a child is all I've got.
- 39:00Speaker 2: Which would have close be called but it's not. I'm
- 39:05Speaker 2: so sorry.
- 39:07Speaker 5: Off yeah, fuck off, piss hollis.
- 39:13Speaker 1: He turned to me in the middle of that and
- 39:15Speaker 1: said we'll be called tiny ha.
- 39:18Speaker 2: But then we said it at the same time. It
- 39:20Speaker 2: sounded cool.
- 39:21Speaker 1: No, I regret it.
- 39:24Speaker 2: You still have a chance. At some points, what was
- 39:27Speaker 2: the person next to you, I'm a little guy. What
- 39:31Speaker 2: were they confessing?
- 39:32Speaker 1: Zero little guys?
- 39:35Speaker 2: Forget about the guy.
- 39:37Speaker 1: Trying to get extore money.
- 39:39Speaker 9: For ice creams, like those those novelty ice creams that
- 39:43Speaker 9: look like things.
- 39:45Speaker 2: Kind I feel bad for them. I'm gonna give them
- 39:48Speaker 2: one point for ice cream. Okay, that's right, Tevin. Would
- 39:53Speaker 2: you like to reveal who you were?
- 39:54Speaker 8: And I was that guy Rob from Ridiculousness the skate
- 39:58Speaker 8: Forward due that does a prank show and I trying to.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Pimp ice cream out O. Sorry, I didn't mean to
- 40:03Speaker 1: say bitches.
- 40:04Speaker 8: Okay, I only usually call dogs bitches.
- 40:07Speaker 5: Wow, Tevin, that's actually kind of big of you. I
- 40:10Speaker 5: wouldn't have expected that.
- 40:11Speaker 1: You know my mom even though she's a bitch. I
- 40:14Speaker 1: don't know. Is your mama dog?
- 40:18Speaker 2: You know?
- 40:19Speaker 1: I just you know sometimes I have a heart. Tvin's
- 40:23Speaker 1: got that dog, and I'm you're right, Molly and the
- 40:26Speaker 1: mom and the dog is his mom?
- 40:29Speaker 14: Dog?
- 40:29Speaker 2: Is this that's the produce?
- 40:34Speaker 9: A Jen?
- 40:34Speaker 2: Could you please have our talent signed release forms and
- 40:37Speaker 2: also read the latest skulls.
- 40:40Speaker 7: Birthday, your son's sign, and your blood type.
- 40:44Speaker 19: Don't ask why.
- 40:46Speaker 5: It's the things that goes next to us when we're
- 40:48Speaker 5: on the next bus and we walk off.
- 40:52Speaker 8: Hope I get a date on that bus.
- 40:56Speaker 3: Well scores, you don't know us.
- 40:59Speaker 19: On one point.
- 41:00Speaker 1: Wow on four point? All right, I'm a good sports sportsmanship.
- 41:08Speaker 1: Good job.
- 41:10Speaker 2: All right, we're all ready for some chaos. It's not
- 41:14Speaker 2: being very normal up until now. But now it's time
- 41:16Speaker 2: to play a podcast favorite enjoyed by at least two
- 41:18Speaker 2: hundred freaks on the Internet. It's time for Round two.
- 41:21Speaker 2: Wa is called Round two is called mass Taska our
- 41:33Speaker 2: challenge of challenges, and mass taskers need assistance. So we're
- 41:37Speaker 2: going to need a special guest for this game. Please
- 41:39Speaker 2: welcome to the producer's table.
- 41:41Speaker 1: Jay. We love you, Jay.
- 41:50Speaker 2: How are you doing this evening?
- 41:54Speaker 15: Hi?
- 41:54Speaker 8: Hi?
- 41:56Speaker 2: How are you doing great? Thanks Jane. No one here
- 41:59Speaker 2: asked me that.
- 42:00Speaker 13: Wow, I care about you?
- 42:03Speaker 2: Thank you Jay?
- 42:04Speaker 1: How uh do.
- 42:06Speaker 2: You do you remember? I'm TV reality shows?
- 42:08Speaker 5: All or?
- 42:08Speaker 2: Are you too young for those?
- 42:09Speaker 12: I was born in twenty and one so no, okay,
- 42:14Speaker 12: they are yes, God.
- 42:17Speaker 1: Good history. You know your history, ancient. Know that Jay
- 42:22Speaker 1: is an aspiring millennial.
- 42:26Speaker 19: I I'm kind of been the.
- 42:27Speaker 3: Weird liminal space between gen z and middle.
- 42:30Speaker 1: No, you're very so gen z. I like to call.
- 42:35Speaker 2: Myself an elder z.
- 42:36Speaker 3: I think that much more.
- 42:38Speaker 2: Okay, we'll give you that. That sounds sophisticated and good.
- 42:41Speaker 2: That's good. But some way way you do know Reality
- 42:45Speaker 2: TV is you are spearheading the Pitt's Pride benefit night
- 42:48Speaker 2: for Inside Out Youth Services. Improvaganza happened one month from tonight.
- 42:53Speaker 2: I would info about it. I'm sorry, what did you?
- 42:56Speaker 2: Would you like to share some info about it?
- 42:58Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 42:59Speaker 12: So next month, on Friday, June twelfth, at seven pm,
- 43:05Speaker 12: we are going to have a special pred Improvaganza event.
- 43:11Speaker 12: We're gonna have a special opener, so pajama pants on fire.
- 43:14Speaker 3: It's going to be some fun.
- 43:16Speaker 12: Sleepover vibes nice, and then Felty and Friends will be
- 43:20Speaker 12: performing as usual, and then we have a special new
- 43:24Speaker 12: all queer improv team called Under the Rainbow performing. We
- 43:29Speaker 12: are going to be doing an improvised reality TV show.
- 43:33Speaker 1: Reunion Ja.
- 43:37Speaker 2: So relevant for this theme. It's like we coordinate. It's
- 43:40Speaker 2: just fantastic. Thank you so much for sharing that, Jay,
- 43:46Speaker 2: and thank you so much for helping us with this game.
- 43:48Speaker 2: Give it up for Jay.
- 43:49Speaker 1: We love your day.
- 43:52Speaker 2: So in this game, our teams will play in turns.
- 43:55Speaker 2: There'll be five minutes on the clock and ten MTV
- 43:58Speaker 2: themed mini challenges to complete in that time. For one
- 44:02Speaker 2: point each. Simply say a number and then Jay will
- 44:05Speaker 2: give you the challenge associated with that number. You don't
- 44:08Speaker 2: have to say the numbers in order, you can do
- 44:10Speaker 2: them in any order, and you can complete multiple challenges
- 44:13Speaker 2: going on at the same time. Sound good? Yeah? Sweet? Okay.
- 44:18Speaker 2: Now the team who is behind traditionally gets to decide
- 44:20Speaker 2: if you would like to go first or second.
- 44:22Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're going first, going first?
- 44:25Speaker 6: Yes?
- 44:25Speaker 2: And would you like the real list or the World list?
- 44:29Speaker 2: You choose?
- 44:30Speaker 5: Baby, that's mister piss hog.
- 44:36Speaker 1: Will you do the honor and choose? I'm feeling worldly world?
- 44:41Speaker 2: Okay, Jay, do you have the World list ready?
- 44:48Speaker 1: Oh no, get a little slippery. Okay.
- 44:54Speaker 2: So there's going to be five minutes on the clock
- 44:57Speaker 2: or you've got to do is shout numbers, Jenna. I
- 45:00Speaker 2: will try and keep track of the challenges you complete
- 45:03Speaker 2: and take it away. Now, five punk.
- 45:08Speaker 3: Your opponents before the time ends.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Okay, let's go six.
- 45:13Speaker 3: Give a thirty second tour of the Peak Improv Theater.
- 45:23Speaker 1: Can you get seven?
- 45:31Speaker 3: Real World audition team and audition.
- 45:38Speaker 9: Oh god, that was a photo. Hey, Real World Audition team.
- 45:44Speaker 9: My name is Audre and I'm auditioning for the Real world,
- 45:47Speaker 9: and I don't have to be the best contestant because
- 45:50Speaker 9: I'm the most real, and I live in the world
- 45:53Speaker 9: last night checked, I live in a crazy house with
- 45:56Speaker 9: my friends already please doing wild Ship, And.
- 46:00Speaker 5: So I think, hell, yeah, is this thirty seconds yet?
- 46:06Speaker 19: Twenty four? I can count.
- 46:08Speaker 1: That's another reason why I should be a real That's
- 46:11Speaker 1: thirty all right?
- 46:13Speaker 2: Get that in the pit.
- 46:16Speaker 1: One number nine? Have we done?
- 46:18Speaker 9: Nine?
- 46:18Speaker 19: Though?
- 46:19Speaker 12: No ray producer Chris's room And to show us all
- 46:23Speaker 12: one embarrassing thing fine on.
- 46:26Speaker 1: The tech boot. Okay, ten, let's go ten.
- 46:35Speaker 12: That's fine their choice, stand at the front of the
- 46:38Speaker 12: stage and hug it down in one.
- 46:41Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, that one's mine?
- 46:46Speaker 2: Oh is it.
- 46:49Speaker 1: A horrible gag reflex?
- 46:50Speaker 19: I'll find out.
- 46:51Speaker 2: Let's go that wasn't down, That wasn't down in one.
- 46:59Speaker 3: Dragon one pitch five. Alternative titles for Jersey Shore Syphilis.
- 47:11Speaker 1: Laundry two.
- 47:14Speaker 2: Three four five, Italians five.
- 47:21Speaker 3: Y three three three three One.
- 47:26Speaker 12: Player must say all I do is smash has brow
- 47:30Speaker 12: every twenty seconds until the end of the game.
- 47:33Speaker 10: Slash heads brow smash smash once every twenty seconds.
- 47:43Speaker 3: Audience dramatic break up with them.
- 47:46Speaker 1: You can't do that.
- 47:47Speaker 2: So beautiful.
- 47:55Speaker 3: It's moving my box, dare.
- 47:59Speaker 2: That was dramatic.
- 48:11Speaker 11: You got more numbers eight eight.
- 48:15Speaker 3: One player picture of or butthead and show it to camera.
- 48:21Speaker 9: I can't draw ship and I can't I can't draw, butthead?
- 48:31Speaker 1: Yes, incredible? Can I take over? I gotta smashed some.
- 48:35Speaker 9: Headspro as long as someone says it hell, yes, Oh
- 48:39Speaker 9: my gosh, this is an incredible word.
- 48:40Speaker 1: You haven't done okay for I gotta smash some heads, bro.
- 48:46Speaker 3: Find something that presents.
- 48:48Speaker 12: A fish in quotations and show it to camera.
- 48:52Speaker 8: I want to smash heads, brose prissy is this guy?
- 48:59Speaker 1: He's saying, huh please smash hands, bro, Yeah, smash mands?
- 49:11Speaker 9: Bro?
- 49:13Speaker 1: Will you have anymore?
- 49:15Speaker 19: You still technically haven't finished ten?
- 49:17Speaker 2: What's ten?
- 49:18Speaker 19: Which is the fire drinking choice?
- 49:20Speaker 1: And so I did the last part that I choked on.
- 49:24Speaker 2: It's gonna be down in one yeahs bro, all right?
- 49:36Speaker 2: Thirty more seconds of saying, oh, you need to show
- 49:38Speaker 2: that to camera to.
- 49:42Speaker 1: Camera up.
- 49:49Speaker 14: It's so one.
- 50:00Speaker 12: Oh I don't know.
- 50:06Speaker 2: I fox your time.
- 50:11Speaker 1: That made my love her, That made my love her?
- 50:14Speaker 2: Oh fantastic? Oh sorry, oh yeah, enjoy that picture. Incredible work,
- 50:24Speaker 2: both of you. I feel like you you really want.
- 50:29Speaker 13: To do that every day?
- 50:31Speaker 2: Nine of ten drink?
- 50:35Speaker 1: You know what I could if my mom was here?
- 50:37Speaker 2: It was this.
- 50:39Speaker 9: Okay, if you don't have a gag reflex, the Hemelich
- 50:42Speaker 9: maneuver doesn't work.
- 50:43Speaker 1: Wait what a psa?
- 50:45Speaker 9: Motherfuckers, I'm getting saved and all of you are doing
- 50:50Speaker 9: I'm so sorry.
- 50:51Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
- 50:52Speaker 2: I would have saved you though.
- 50:53Speaker 1: I know that pit hog wouldn't I know? Can chug
- 50:56Speaker 1: The Heimlich maneuver won't work on me? Wait? Did you
- 50:59Speaker 1: post it? Scord?
- 51:00Speaker 19: I did?
- 51:02Speaker 1: Where is it?
- 51:02Speaker 5: At?
- 51:02Speaker 2: Is it in the discord?
- 51:04Speaker 1: I see a video that's good panneumonium. Okay, okay, good job.
- 51:11Speaker 2: It would have been good in general. But okay, yeah
- 51:14Speaker 2: I was general.
- 51:16Speaker 1: People look either way, not brave.
- 51:19Speaker 2: You still get nine out of ten points. That's amazing.
- 51:25Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, well look that hoffwork's live. So we're
- 51:31Speaker 2: gonna do it.
- 51:32Speaker 19: We keep the numbers. I feel like it works.
- 51:34Speaker 2: Yeah, We're gonna go and do that one more time,
- 51:37Speaker 2: this time with sweet sings. We got the real You've
- 51:41Speaker 2: got the real list. Yeah, thoughts.
- 51:48Speaker 12: Now one one player must record a thirty second real
- 51:52Speaker 12: world audition tape and posted in the discord.
- 51:55Speaker 1: You want to do that too.
- 51:58Speaker 3: Two one player must say we got a situation into
- 52:04Speaker 3: the line of your time.
- 52:05Speaker 1: We got a situation.
- 52:08Speaker 11: Three find an August number and create a convince the
- 52:13Speaker 11: love triangle.
- 52:14Speaker 1: We got a situation.
- 52:25Speaker 3: Because I'm.
- 52:27Speaker 1: Us someone you. Yeah, well, there's enough situation we'll go through.
- 52:40Speaker 3: I'm not convinced I have to be a convincing love triangle.
- 52:44Speaker 19: But also you are interested in each other for something.
- 52:48Speaker 13: Want to go to.
- 52:51Speaker 3: A natural chemistry like the birds of a feather.
- 52:54Speaker 2: We got a situation.
- 52:55Speaker 1: That's a luck flock reference.
- 53:00Speaker 11: Number number five ares tar is the red Prius?
- 53:06Speaker 3: Pimpit post a photo.
- 53:10Speaker 19: Okay, I don't know where the red pri.
- 53:12Speaker 7: Is it.
- 53:14Speaker 1: Right on the front of the We got a situation,
- 53:18Speaker 1: did I do? Three? Can I take any decorations?
- 53:23Speaker 3: SA backass style stunt before you're tying.
- 53:27Speaker 1: Lucky backass title stunt from? Okay, we got his fituation.
- 53:35Speaker 2: You should mill one.
- 53:37Speaker 1: Six.
- 53:38Speaker 2: We got a situation.
- 53:39Speaker 3: There, must draw a picture of Darya and show it
- 53:42Speaker 3: to camera.
- 53:43Speaker 1: Oh man, I was on the outside.
- 53:49Speaker 3: We got a situation. Yeah, all right? Do you want
- 53:55Speaker 3: number seven?
- 53:56Speaker 4: Number seven?
- 53:57Speaker 3: Number seven?
- 53:58Speaker 12: Throw a producer Jenna at thirty seconds for sweet sixteen party.
- 54:01Speaker 4: Oh my god, we welcome to can mom, and I
- 54:10Speaker 4: brought her a red pri.
- 54:19Speaker 20: I don't know if you've can see this. Okay, I'll
- 54:25Speaker 20: be going seven. What's the eighteenth? Congratulations jazz?
- 54:38Speaker 8: Alright, we got yet, you got an economical car in
- 54:41Speaker 8: these trying times, last crisis.
- 54:44Speaker 7: Are while.
- 54:46Speaker 3: Number nine Pitch five. Alternative titles were sixteen and pregnant.
- 54:50Speaker 1: Oh she's got this. My mom doesn't love me. My
- 54:58Speaker 1: boyfriend is now my ex boy friends. But I got
- 55:01Speaker 1: his DNA.
- 55:05Speaker 3: We got him.
- 55:05Speaker 1: Situay. I'm gonna be popular for life.
- 55:12Speaker 6: I love children as a child, and I'm turning seventeen,
- 55:20Speaker 6: So make this quick.
- 55:22Speaker 1: Fine, everybody in the audience is improviser. I guess, don't.
- 55:39Speaker 12: Players. Fine, the drink of that joy stand at the
- 55:42Speaker 12: front of the stage and shut it down and wine.
- 55:46Speaker 1: Oh this is gonna be so hot. Guys.
- 55:52Speaker 12: Oh, cho cho.
- 55:57Speaker 1: Choke, choke, choke, choke, choke choke choke.
- 56:00Speaker 2: Jump chump chop cho cho cho U jo jo jun
- 56:05Speaker 2: joke Chu, keep going.
- 56:08Speaker 1: It's hard to do this, mad this.
- 56:25Speaker 20: It Counts's been such a fun night.
- 56:29Speaker 2: Jug chump chump jump jump chuck.
- 56:37Speaker 10: Fuck yeah, well so, and that's your time strows bound it.
- 56:51Speaker 12: I don't think that you should make all of your
- 56:54Speaker 12: contestants jug alcohol at ten o'clock when they're all over thirty.
- 57:01Speaker 1: To be fair, I look like I'm potentially thirty.
- 57:05Speaker 2: Okay, choice, Yeah, it never said alcohol.
- 57:09Speaker 1: I just knew I couldn't do caffeine.
- 57:11Speaker 3: You know that's so fair.
- 57:13Speaker 1: Next time we got this wouldn't have counted. It was
- 57:16Speaker 1: the dribble I could, but I didn't have enough of
- 57:20Speaker 1: it in talk.
- 57:21Speaker 2: Okay, let's find out how many of the challenges they completed.
- 57:23Speaker 2: Are we penalizing There was no we got a situation
- 57:26Speaker 2: during the minute of chucking.
- 57:27Speaker 1: I think given that the.
- 57:28Speaker 19: Other team weren't even able to do half a drink
- 57:31Speaker 19: and the fact that she done it.
- 57:33Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, we count. We absolutely count that. But do
- 57:36Speaker 2: we count that we got a situation? Okay?
- 57:39Speaker 1: Okay?
- 57:41Speaker 3: I post for her real world audition team and her video,
- 57:49Speaker 3: not photo of.
- 57:51Speaker 6: A arguably arguably a lot of photos put together. Yes,
- 57:59Speaker 6: you couldn't ever deleted though it was also in the
- 58:02Speaker 6: general chat.
- 58:03Speaker 3: Yeah, it was in the general chat.
- 58:04Speaker 2: That was my point. So how many points did they get?
- 58:07Speaker 1: Extra points?
- 58:08Speaker 13: Ten out of.
- 58:08Speaker 1: Ten got a situation and it's my Tommy. Take my
- 58:16Speaker 1: Tommy is my situation?
- 58:19Speaker 2: Okay, that's the end of the round, Producer Gen, before
- 58:22Speaker 2: we get canceled and picked up by VH one, could
- 58:24Speaker 2: you please reveal the latest scores? I think, Jay, what
- 58:29Speaker 2: are the scores?
- 58:31Speaker 3: Nineteen fourteen five and others? Happened? You don't know us
- 58:41Speaker 3: have ten whoa.
- 58:44Speaker 2: Okay, let's hope none of the production equipment got damaged
- 58:47Speaker 2: during that round. We're already over budget because we rented
- 58:49Speaker 2: a mansion for no reason. It's time for round three. Well,
- 58:59Speaker 2: Round three is cold Arson Ball, named after Carson Daley,
- 59:02Speaker 2: who we don't know.
- 59:04Speaker 1: Like Calvin.
- 59:07Speaker 2: In turns, our teams will be given the name of
- 59:09Speaker 2: a reality show that doesn't exist, and a relationships or
- 59:13Speaker 2: peak and prov audience be thinking of those right now.
- 59:15Speaker 2: The team will then act out a scene on the
- 59:18Speaker 2: set of a reality show from those suggestions. However, they're
- 59:21Speaker 2: going to face some challenges along the way from their opponents,
- 59:24Speaker 2: who will be taking on the roles of reality TV producers.
- 59:27Speaker 2: At any point during the scene, they can clap to
- 59:30Speaker 2: pause the scene and offer a modifier for their opponents,
- 59:34Speaker 2: a rule that the players then must follow and the
- 59:37Speaker 2: scene continues until I say I want my MTV points
- 59:42Speaker 2: out a five for your scene and a bonus point
- 59:44Speaker 2: to the team who provides the most creative producer modifiers.
- 59:48Speaker 2: Are we ready?
- 59:49Speaker 12: Yeah?
- 59:49Speaker 1: Oh, don't make me move.
- 59:51Speaker 2: Nope, this is purely sit down.
- 59:56Speaker 7: My boy.
- 59:57Speaker 12: Thank you.
- 59:58Speaker 1: It was a slush the many fridge that Matt Smith
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: gave us.
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: It kept this cucumber.
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: Yeah, the cucumber is through it, Madlet's crime and it's
- 1:00:14Speaker 5: been in there for like weeks.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: It's not even rotten.
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: Dude.
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: We could keep sperm in there.
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: Okay, So.
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: I thought you meant in the cucumber.
- 1:00:27Speaker 10: In there too.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: Looks like a great storage place.
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: We don't have time to talk about all the places
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: seamen can go.
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: Damn.
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: Okay, Julia, there's nowhere to segue from that. Julia and Molly,
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: we need a name of a reality TV show that
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: doesn't exist for them Life before lock Up? What was
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: that at the backslide of the I like Teen Wolf Mom.
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: We're going with teen wolf and can I please get
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: a relationship? Estranged cousins? It is so a compass on
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: the set of Teen Wolf Mom between a strange cousin's
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: take it away.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: Rauh scrappy r I didn't think you were give it
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: up so easy?
- 1:01:14Speaker 5: Are you talking about the fact that I'm pregnant rare
- 1:01:18Speaker 5: with a rhybrid rooman and roggy.
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: Yeah, hybrid human and doggie. That's me and it was
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: conceived that way.
- 1:01:31Speaker 21: And your ruler Reen, I understood you and every Anthma being.
- 1:01:39Speaker 5: Roe.
- 1:01:41Speaker 17: Julia has to speak in six words.
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: Roe rue rar what rick reen Rick Reen rear rolled?
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: I got one. I want Julia to speak in her
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: normal voice.
- 1:02:09Speaker 19: Say.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: Scrappy, I'm worried about your wear, baby.
- 1:02:18Speaker 6: I too am worried about my wear baby, but it's
- 1:02:21Speaker 6: gonna make me famous.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: I feel like fame has hurt. It has hurt, but
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: it hasn't hurt me. Molly has to vlog it because
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: she wants to be famous. This is why we are estranged.
- 1:02:44Speaker 6: Yes, this is why me and my cousin are extranged.
- 1:02:49Speaker 6: Come with us as we take my next appointment to
- 1:02:54Speaker 6: the vetty doctor.
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: It's called a vet stupid dog.
- 1:03:02Speaker 6: I'm gonna edit that part out because you are not
- 1:03:08Speaker 6: nice to me, and that's why make Molly bark.
- 1:03:11Speaker 5: Now for the rest, no no talk, no words, flowers,
- 1:03:16Speaker 5: teen Wolf, did you dirty girl.
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: This is not good for image.
- 1:03:33Speaker 21: You can't promise pull name baby, fans will name it.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: Simon P.
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: I want my MTV.
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: Seymour P. I was trying to remember.
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: I think you both did great job considering the modifiers.
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: Thank you for making Julia more understand.
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you just Scooby doo too close to
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: the sun, and then you forget what it even sounded like.
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: Scooby fucking do it.
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: Okay, we are going to see another scene from a
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: reality show that doesn't exist. This time, Tevin and Audra
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: will be performing that scene. But what's the name of
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: a show that doesn't exist? My Super Sweet sixty. It's
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: gonna be My Super Sweet sixty. And how about a
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: relationship for them? Okay, whoa. Because we're already playing within
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: the realms of reality TV, let's let's go for some
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: grounded human characters. Okaystein, Okay, Dracula and Frankenstein on the
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: set of My Super Sweet sixty take it away.
- 1:04:57Speaker 8: I can't believe you're celebrating your sixties for the sixtieth time.
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna hold it at the community Center.
- 1:05:09Speaker 8: It's so physically responsible of you to do that in
- 1:05:12Speaker 8: these trying times.
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: I've been around a long time and I did not
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: invest Well, can you just invite to oz? Tevin? You
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: can only say two words at a time.
- 1:05:28Speaker 17: I love you, God, that's so beautiful. You've been with
- 1:05:33Speaker 17: me for God, it's going on. It feels like a
- 1:05:35Speaker 17: thousand years, and I really care that you've been by
- 1:05:39Speaker 17: my side.
- 1:05:41Speaker 7: You in.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: I feel that. Oh pause pause, Odra, you have to
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: sound like Scooby Doo.
- 1:05:55Speaker 9: Racula are really queer about you and uh not a
- 1:06:02Speaker 9: lot of my other friends were around anymore.
- 1:06:07Speaker 12: I love you.
- 1:06:12Speaker 9: Like regular I'm gonna be with you rough sid enough anymore.
- 1:06:22Speaker 9: I need some some some uh some reffort from you.
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: Pause.
- 1:06:33Speaker 5: Kevin, you have to uh in your own two word way,
- 1:06:39Speaker 5: uh try to get Frankenstein to marry you.
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: You do.
- 1:06:47Speaker 7: You do.
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: Recular reffort?
- 1:06:56Speaker 19: Just I try?
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: WU you werew you right? Not?
- 1:07:04Speaker 7: I want.
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: Great job, throwing a Scooby Doo on top of it. Fantastic. Okay,
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: I've got to decide some points for that. I've got
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: to arbitrarily judge the art we just saw. I'm gonna
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: say five points for each team for performance, but the best.
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: I genuinely think that you don't know is gave the
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: best modifications. I thought it was really fun to add
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: all the different Julia.
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: Scooby do that's what it is.
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: But then but then to think to make Molly be
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: more nonsense. That was like, you know, the back and forth.
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: No, you just don't like my scooby doo and you
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: like your wife scooby Doo better. I guess where the
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: bread is buttered? Oh wait, you're married. Damn we could talk.
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: I knew you went that way way everywhere. That's the
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: end of.
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: Producer Jen. I'm wilder now over here? Could we please
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: have the latest scores?
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: Wild now?
- 1:08:17Speaker 13: It is so good?
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: Oh do you remember that.
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: We don't have time, Julia, We don't have time.
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: I do remember, Thank you? Fuck you piss how.
- 1:08:30Speaker 7: We are getting closer? We are at sep nineteen nineteen
- 1:08:35Speaker 7: point five.
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: You don't know us? Sixteen okay, catch, that's right, sixteen.
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: That's what I'm making an hour. Oh this might This
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: is one that I this is one that I'm sometimes
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: good at. But I just chugged a white Claws.
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: As Julia is alluding to. Up next is the quick
- 1:08:54Speaker 2: fire around. But just before that, I'd like to remind
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: every one of what we're all playing for. It's right
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: here on the table. It's the mystery why whoa what
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: could it be? Thank you so much. We had a
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: mid nought's TV budget this time, so it genuinely might
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: be good. Oh wow, genuinely should we do this? Should
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: play the quick fire round?
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: What I want to say earlier when I went nah,
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: it was wait, why did I do that?
- 1:09:26Speaker 12: Oh?
- 1:09:28Speaker 5: It was because Matt talked about the freaks, the two
- 1:09:31Speaker 5: hundred freaks that like to listen to this, and I
- 1:09:33Speaker 5: was gonna say, wow, I love you freaks.
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: But I didn't know Matt was about to start talking.
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: So that's why that happened.
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: Our final quick fire around, we'll test your broad up
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: pop culture knowledge and it's called there's actually music on
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: this box. Now, we can't have an MTV themed episode
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: without a music round, despite what the suits at head
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: office have to say. But I can't do music because
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: I'm simply not that talented. So we're going to need
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: some hell from our resident musician makes some noise for
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: producer Chris. In this game, Cryst will play a song
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: that won MTV's Flagship Music Video of the Year award
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: between nineteen ninety two and twenty seventeen, the years that
- 1:10:15Speaker 2: the Real World.
- 1:10:16Speaker 13: Was on TV.
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: As soon, thank you, Ordre, as soon as you know it,
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: buzz in by yelling out your team name. Let's practice
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: that now.
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: Teens. Oh, you don't know us, you don't know you
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: don't know us, you don't know it. Okay, we can
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: just say teens or sweet.
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll accept either of those words. Okay, sweet, and
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: you're you're channing your any of your words. Us still
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: love that. Oh, that's unity, that's awesome. There is, of course,
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: a classic pandemonium twist. As you say your answer, you
- 1:10:51Speaker 2: need to say coming up, we have song by artist.
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: That's how we answer it.
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta say both. Oh my god, don't say
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: and look. If we're not getting many of them, I'll
- 1:11:03Speaker 2: give you if you get one of them.
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: Thanks.
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: Daddy, who don't feel great about Evan is.
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: Coming home with you too. I've decided Devin's coming home.
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: Daddy's coming home. Yeah, daddies get there. Hey, listen, some
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: families have two daddies.
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: That's true, and that's great.
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: Yeah, don't forget to come to the Pride extravagin We'll
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: all actually be there.
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: Yeah, we would okay, Chris, could we get an example
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: of how this is gonna go? Sweet sweet Yes, Julia,
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: you're looking at the how to do it again?
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: Coming up next, we have Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus.
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: That is correct, but that was just a practice and
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: no point that good good, good, So it's going to
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: be just like that. You can interrupt Chris at any point.
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: Are we already?
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: I'm ready, all right, Okay, it didn't come out.
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: Okay, genuinely this time. Are we already? B J Reagan
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: take us to space?
- 1:12:35Speaker 12: US?
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: Coming up next Outcast singing Hey, I.
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: Oh, I should say Chris is playing these in the
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: style of a wedding at the end of a reality God.
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: That's good, oh sweet sweet Yes? Up next? Coming up next,
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: we have Umbrella by Rihanna So too much effort.
- 1:13:16Speaker 9: I didn't hear what you said.
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: He said he got them all so far maybe coming
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: up next us. Coming up next, this is TLC Don't.
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: Go Chasing Water, Good stuff taping sweet Yes Julia.
- 1:13:43Speaker 5: Coming up next, we have Bad Blood by Taylors with
- 1:13:49Speaker 5: God that really does hit different as a wedding song.
- 1:13:55Speaker 3: It's problematic wedding songs.
- 1:14:05Speaker 14: Us.
- 1:14:06Speaker 7: Yes.
- 1:14:08Speaker 9: Coming up next, we have bad Romance from Lady God.
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: Yes, whoa.
- 1:14:21Speaker 8: Us?
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: Oh that is very close. I'm gonna give it to
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: us for the drama.
- 1:14:28Speaker 8: Come next is Katie Perry's Fireworks nice, good stuff cool.
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: I guess we did it, sweet God, damn it.
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: Next, coming up next, we have by eminem Real slim shady.
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: Yes, good stuff.
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: The Pepsi commercial. That's the commercial, wasn't it?
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: Lets let me get up, let me look it.
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: Up right now? Is it right now? Okay, I don't
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: know who's.
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: Saying it speaks yes, Molly.
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: Coming up next, we have right now Bye tried to
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: steal it, Brod.
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: We're gonna go for a point for each team. Halen,
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: I do know, but I did it.
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: I I met Sammy Hagar.
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: Yes, Julia, Oh my god.
- 1:15:55Speaker 5: Coming up next by Ludicrous, we have Oh bitch, move,
- 1:16:05Speaker 5: move move by Ludacris.
- 1:16:08Speaker 9: That's not what I've got here, uh us Get out
- 1:16:12Speaker 9: the way by Ludacris.
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: No, bitch, get out the way.
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: Sweet.
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: Coming up next, we have move Bitch by Ludacris.
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: No, We're on a Ludicrous train. That just isn't going
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: to pay off. Jayden, Yeah, yeah, say it it is. Indeed,
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: give a point to Jayden's.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: Next one, Jaden.
- 1:16:52Speaker 2: Sweet.
- 1:16:53Speaker 5: Coming up next, we have Boulevard of Broken Dreams by
- 1:16:57Speaker 5: Green Day.
- 1:16:59Speaker 2: That's the buzza that post.
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: I watched a lot of that music video.
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: Give it up for producer Chris on keys Y.
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: Grass. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris.
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: Whatever the j name that you gave him, Reagan our
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: last name, Yeah, Reagan, Reagan.
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: No, I liked it. I just wanted to give it
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: a start up because I liked it.
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, Thank you for liking the first thing
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: I've done. It's the only thing before we get to
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: those final scores. I'd like to thank our players. You've
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: all been ridiculousness personified in that this whole thing will
- 1:17:38Speaker 2: be so much better in clip form.
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: Whatever.
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: Julia, you are a member of Tune Titans, stick Horses,
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: and of course an integral part of the Peak in
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: Prov Theater. Why don't you shout out a few of
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: those things to the listeners at home?
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: Yeah, you can come and see me.
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: Are you in a state to do a promo?
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: Yeah, I totally am.
- 1:18:07Speaker 12: No.
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: Hold on at my house or Tevin's house. Yeah, come
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: on over.
- 1:18:13Speaker 5: You can see me at the Peak Improv Theater doing
- 1:18:16Speaker 5: an improvised musical with Tune Titans every third Friday of
- 1:18:21Speaker 5: the month. And you can also see me doing family
- 1:18:24Speaker 5: friendly improv at the Peak Improv.
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: Theater every first Friday of the month.
- 1:18:29Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: Nice, And also you can see me at the Improvaganza
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: a month from now.
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: Fantastic. God, that was hard, Molly, mainly for the folks
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: in the room because I think I'm going to release
- 1:18:44Speaker 2: this after it happens. But you are co hosting a
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: dating mixer, a comedy and dating night. Do you want
- 1:18:51Speaker 2: to share with the room what that's all about.
- 1:18:53Speaker 1: So we are hosting a.
- 1:18:57Speaker 6: Improv dating mixer where you know, you can pimp out
- 1:19:01Speaker 6: your friends and we will do improv comedy based off
- 1:19:06Speaker 6: of their suggestions. It's happening on Thursday, May twenty first.
- 1:19:13Speaker 6: That sounds right to me, seven thirty whatever the Thursday is.
- 1:19:16Speaker 6: I believe it's May twenty first, that is the day.
- 1:19:20Speaker 6: So come meet some great people. We apparently have some
- 1:19:25Speaker 6: lots of tickets sold.
- 1:19:26Speaker 2: So nice, great time. Oh yeah, excellent, get your tickets
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: for that. And Molly is also a member of the
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: Flock who perform here at the Peak in.
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: Love.
- 1:19:36Speaker 2: The Flock representation in the room, Molly, why don't you
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: share when the Flock perform and where folks listening at
- 1:19:42Speaker 2: home can follow you guys online.
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: So we are at the Flock improv on Instagram.
- 1:19:48Speaker 6: We perform every third Saturday and every third Saturday.
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: I'm announcing this to be official. We host the jam
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: here every third Thursday. Thursday, sorry, third Thursday. We host
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: the jam as well.
- 1:20:05Speaker 5: So if you want to do long form at the jams,
- 1:20:09Speaker 5: the only time to do that is with the Flock.
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: Nice yep, and we make bird noises.
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: Fantastic. Thank you so much, sweet not teens. You're an
- 1:20:21Speaker 2: excellent team. Thank you so much. You don't know us,
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: I mean, how are we gonna, Tevin, how are we
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: gonna do these promos?
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: Because I don't know?
- 1:20:29Speaker 12: Man.
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: Do you have a friend in Kristen?
- 1:20:32Speaker 8: I do.
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: She's a bitch.
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: Tell us what Kristen's up to like in Felty and Friends.
- 1:20:38Speaker 8: She loves Felty and Friends. She's there the second Friday
- 1:20:40Speaker 8: each month, puppeteering with her great friends and Casey who
- 1:20:45Speaker 8: runs the show.
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: I'm also in a family friendly show.
- 1:20:57Speaker 3: Can you believe it?
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: I think friend me your friend Kristen? Yeah, my friend Kristen. Wow,
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: what a bitch.
- 1:21:05Speaker 8: First Friday of every month, she's in a family friendly
- 1:21:08Speaker 8: show with this couple of her friends and this guy
- 1:21:10Speaker 8: named Charles.
- 1:21:13Speaker 21: I.
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: She loves it. She loves it so yeah.
- 1:21:16Speaker 8: And also I'm going to be doing the Pride and Extravaganza.
- 1:21:19Speaker 8: Please come raise money for Inside Out. I'm being serious
- 1:21:23Speaker 8: right now. It would mean a lot to me and
- 1:21:24Speaker 8: the community right now, especially in these trying times.
- 1:21:27Speaker 2: Yes, thank you so much. Kevin links to all of
- 1:21:32Speaker 2: the above in the show notes. Unless you're hear in
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: the room, and then thank you so much for supporting
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: live independent comedy productions. You're all incredible people, and half
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: of you i'd like to see you up on stage
- 1:21:42Speaker 2: doing this as well.
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: Yes, but only half. He's so messy.
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: Okay, before I get myself in any more trouble, let's
- 1:21:57Speaker 2: get to those final schools. Jen, who's on It was
- 1:22:01Speaker 2: parte the situation. Oh, we've got a situation.
- 1:22:04Speaker 3: We've got a situation.
- 1:22:05Speaker 7: We've got a situation. Sweet nineteens sweeping win with twenty
- 1:22:09Speaker 7: four points. You don't know us at twenty one, but
- 1:22:15Speaker 7: our biggest number.
- 1:22:16Speaker 13: J Okay.
- 1:22:23Speaker 5: It was just such like an old beat sound, and
- 1:22:26Speaker 5: I was just like, it's gotta be from the oughts
- 1:22:29Speaker 5: or the.
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: Tents, but no early tents, Early tents.
- 1:22:35Speaker 2: Well, sweetn teens, you win a mystery prize for the
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: evening if.
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: You open it, Molly show us do it?
- 1:22:45Speaker 7: What can it be?
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: What could it be?
- 1:22:48Speaker 2: What's in the fiagril?
- 1:22:54Speaker 10: Alright, it's Holy d DJ poly d.
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- 1:23:28Speaker 1: Thank you and good night.
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- 1:24:44Speaker 2: here are my MTV themed thank yous for our wonderful
- 1:24:47Speaker 2: executive producers. Yeah, am I going to attempt a Jersey
- 1:24:51Speaker 2: Shore voice? Is this kind of Jersey Shore? Is it
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: New York? What's the difference I'm gonna get in trouble?
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: Gabs are here, Adam, the cabs are here for Ash
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- 1:25:27Speaker 2: love at the Jersey Shore. And that's some advice to
- 1:25:30Speaker 2: Troy Davidson as well. Don't you dare fall in love
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: at the Jersey Shore. He's not trashy unless he drinks
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: too much. It's Johnny Wilson. I don't know if this
- 1:25:39Speaker 2: voice is Jersey Shaw anymore. Listen, here's someone who stays
- 1:25:43Speaker 2: fresh to death. It's Corbin Stein, always the freshest. Shut
- 1:25:48Speaker 2: your mouth, you're dirty, little hamster. That's what I've got
- 1:25:51Speaker 2: to say to Ivan Grossman. That feels mean well. This
- 1:25:56Speaker 2: is the next quote on the list of Jersey Show quotes.
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- 1:26:53Speaker 2: have a wonderful rest of Pride Month. Everyone be gay
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- 1:27:03Speaker 1: This has been a lily pad production.
- 1:27:07Speaker 21: Mm hmm.