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#704 Daniel Moquin · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What is up and welcome back to another episode here
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  Speaker 2: Xg What's up, what's up, what's up, guys? Happy to
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  Speaker 2: be here. Excited. We don't smoke the same. Same team, baby.
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  Speaker 1: Across all the way from India. What's going on, Nitty?
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  Speaker 3: You already know what it is. Number one Mexican podcast
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  Speaker 3: in the world. Thank you guys for being here. No
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  Speaker 3: more pickle juice. That's Southwestern Black Bean for all my Mexicans.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Ray, for running the boards. Morning Shot Films.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if he has a mic. Uh, and, uh,
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  Speaker 1: also a big shout out to our guests joining us.
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  Speaker 1: The hilarious Daniel Mockin.
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  Speaker 2: Mo Quinn.
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  Speaker 1: Mo Quinn.
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  Speaker 4: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Damn. I was like, Mockison.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks for having me.
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  Speaker 4: Shout out to Dan.
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know until, well, Dan's actually the reason I
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  Speaker 3: got into the comedy store as little as I am,
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  Speaker 3: but he is the reason.
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  Speaker 4: And it all happened because he doesn't admit it, but
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  Speaker 4: he's low key Canadian.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 4: When you started talking, you were like, I'm Canadian.
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  Speaker 1: 14 years ago.
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  Speaker 2: It felt like you were.
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  Speaker 4: Keeping it hush-hush.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Ice is around, man.
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  Speaker 6: You can't just be advertising that you're Canadian.
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  Speaker 7: No one's looking for you. They might pick you up
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  Speaker 7: and be like, you looking for a job? Someone like
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  Speaker 7: you to pick up more legals.
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  Speaker 6: They're not looking for me, but if I just go
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  Speaker 6: around and be like, I'm Canadian, I'm Canadian, they'll be like, hmm,
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  Speaker 6: let's have a look at those papers.
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  Speaker 7: Because back then, everybody was proud to be Canadian, dog.
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  Speaker 7: I'm talking like 10, 15 years. People were like, Canada's
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  Speaker 7: the greatest.
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  Speaker 2: It's the best.
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  Speaker 8: Now it's like, oh, you guys are fucking becoming great.
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  Speaker 2: We used to be sick.
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  Speaker 4: Alberta almost left us. They voted yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably going to happen, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What does that mean exactly? No, they voted no for
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  Speaker 4: the separation yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: Like a whole province of Canada was like, fuck it,
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  Speaker 5: we're out.
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  Speaker 4: We're on our own. We don't want to be part
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  Speaker 4: of Canada.
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  Speaker 1: And be what?
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  Speaker 2: Just Alberta. Like the country of Alberta? Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And some people were saying they were going to join America,
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  Speaker 6: like they were super Trumpy.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was going to become like Little America.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Actual 51st.
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  Speaker 4: Yo, Trump is not fucking around. He just asked New
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  Speaker 4: Mexico to change their name to New America.
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  Speaker 5: Not going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: You don't think so?
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  Speaker 2: Not going to happen.
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  Speaker 5: I lived in New Mexico for a long time. They're
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  Speaker 5: not going to let that happen.
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  Speaker 4: They're proud of.
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  Speaker 2: The Mexicanness of it?
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  Speaker 1: Not that Tex-Mex.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you don't think there are guys out there
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  Speaker 4: that are like, I wish I was American.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess they are American. They live in America, motherfucker.
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  Speaker 6: It's been New Mexico for way longer than America's been America,
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  Speaker 6: so I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It was just called Mexico then. Old Mexico. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Why is it called New Mexico?
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  Speaker 1: Because it was once Mexico.
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  Speaker 4: And then you guys took it over?
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  Speaker 1: Well, America took all, they took like 16 states.
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  Speaker 2: From Mexico?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, shit, I didn't know that. Wyoming, Arizona, Utah, California, Montana, Nevada.
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  Speaker 1: There's like a couple other ones that just got taken.
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  Speaker 4: You were naming them off so strong.
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  Speaker 7: I might be wrong for this one, but didn't the
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  Speaker 7: president of Mexico sell it?
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it a chick?
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  Speaker 7: Wasn't it a.
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  Speaker 2: There was.
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  Speaker 6: A part of New Mexico that got sold in, like,
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  Speaker 6: I want to say, like, the 1800s or something like that. Like,
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  Speaker 6: literally just for the railroads so that they could make
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  Speaker 6: a railroad all the way through to the coast.
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  Speaker 2: How much did they sell it for?
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  Speaker 1: Like, we sold Alaska to you guys for 12 grand.
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  Speaker 1: Louisiana was only 17 grand. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but then again, who wants that shit, bro?
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  Speaker 1: Even the people that have it now, they don't want that.
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  Speaker 1: Nature doesn't want that shit, bro. Nature's tried destroying that
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  Speaker 1: shit like eight times, bro. And it's like, fuck, you're
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  Speaker 1: still here. They just keep rebuilding. Yeah, just keep rebuilding, bro.
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  Speaker 5: Take a hint, dude.
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  Speaker 7: Back in the day, how did you sell something? Like
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  Speaker 7: now you can sell it because, you know, there's pictures.
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  Speaker 7: There's literally maps.
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  Speaker 1: Be like, that's yours.
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  Speaker 2: Back in the day, like, oh, I'm selling you that.
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  Speaker 2: The government did it. And then you just were like,
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  Speaker 2: till where? Till it ends?
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  Speaker 1: From here till that red post is yours.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Till where?
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  Speaker 2: You have to like, what am I buying?
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  Speaker 1: You get this land and you get all the native
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  Speaker 1: people that come with it.
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  Speaker 4: Do with them what you will.
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  Speaker 1: It's yours now.
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  Speaker 2: Just give me 12 grand. It's crazy to be the
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  Speaker 2: first person to sell land.
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  Speaker 1: Like, well, who made it yours?
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  Speaker 7: And then that's funny because they would sell it with
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  Speaker 7: everything on top. Like, I'm selling this land with the
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  Speaker 7: Native Americans. You do what you please with them.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's the same thing they did when, when America's,
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  Speaker 3: when Americans started, they started spreading Americans throughout the United States.
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  Speaker 4: They were like, go pick any plot of land. It's yours, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That was the whole Oregon Trail thing.
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  Speaker 6: It was like, all right, you're just going to, we're
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  Speaker 6: just going to take like a bunch of European people
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  Speaker 6: that can't fight for themselves.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to fucking, who's got smoke all over the
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  Speaker 1: Oregon Trail. Like, as you could just pull over and
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  Speaker 1: be like, I think they have water. We need it.
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  Speaker 1: Smoke everybody. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, The week did not make it.
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  Speaker 1: No vlog cameras to record it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And even if there was, they were like, what
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  Speaker 4: are you going to do?
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  Speaker 1: It's 1817.
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  Speaker 2: We also got to think about it.
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  Speaker 7: Those are the toughest people. The ones that decided to
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  Speaker 7: leave England. And they were like, nah, it just sucks
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  Speaker 7: so bad.
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  Speaker 2: I'm willing to go.
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  Speaker 1: Somewhere I don't know shit about. Never seen.
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  Speaker 3: They didn't expect savages and shit. We call them savages.
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  Speaker 3: The native Indians protecting their own land.
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  Speaker 6: Can you imagine getting to Oklahoma and being like, this
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  Speaker 6: is pretty cool, man.
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  Speaker 5: Without any city or just Oklahoma, that shithole.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it would just be fucking nature.
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  Speaker 3: Would it be so shitty if it was still nature
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  Speaker 3: the way it was?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, man. I think it's better with buildings.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 5: Because I hate Oklahoma now.
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  Speaker 1: I've never been. Oh, it's terrible.
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  Speaker 4: Really, eh?
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  Speaker 2: What's the landscape like?
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  Speaker 1: It's flat.
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  Speaker 4: Flat.
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  Speaker 5: It's like nothing going on.
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  Speaker 2: A bunch of.
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  Speaker 1: Prairies. Fields.
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  Speaker 2: Fields. It's pretty.
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  Speaker 7: It's that thing where if you're ever driving like the
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  Speaker 7: middle of America, you're like, we are not overpopulated.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Like, we are not, right? There's a lot of fucking land. Like,
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  Speaker 7: we're overpopulated in certain parts of the country, but to
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  Speaker 7: say we are overpopulated, I would say that's a fucking
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  Speaker 7: far stretch.
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  Speaker 1: Have you gone to Vegas? But there's some places nobody
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  Speaker 1: wants to live. Yeah, but some places are inhabitable, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Then why don't you go live in, like, Australia? They're inhabitable.
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  Speaker 7: They're in... Whatever that word said.
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  Speaker 2: So we decided it's not.
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  Speaker 7: Vegas wasn't like that, so we decided to fucking make
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  Speaker 7: it a place to fucking live.
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  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, we don't want to live there. It's hot.
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  Speaker 7: But when we decide to do it, we fucking can
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  Speaker 7: do it, dog. We live in fucking Alaska.
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  Speaker 4: Not me.
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  Speaker 1: No, we.
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  Speaker 7: As in, like, the people, the humans can live wherever
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  Speaker 7: the fuck they kind of want.
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  Speaker 2: It's just too cold.
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  Speaker 3: Like, in Canada, a lot of it is just, like,
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  Speaker 3: No one's going to survive out there. There's no running water.
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  Speaker 3: Everything's frozen.
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  Speaker 2: It's thick bush.
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  Speaker 7: Well, if there was a reason for people, if all
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  Speaker 7: of a sudden they found gold there, they'd make a
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  Speaker 7: city right there. And they would find a way for
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  Speaker 7: people to live there to mine that gold. Like, the
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  Speaker 7: thing is, when we want to, we can. I mean,
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  Speaker 7: I agree we shouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: It's too hot, but we're not overpopulated is what I'm
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  Speaker 2: trying to say.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 5: I think we should just put all the prisoners in Oklahoma.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I think. You could just live there.
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  Speaker 5: Don't even put them in jail. Just hang out in Oklahoma.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't there, what's the state that has the really lax
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  Speaker 3: criminal laws? Isn't there a state that's like that already? Portland.
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  Speaker 2: Portland.
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  Speaker 1: Portland.
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  Speaker 7: Portland, they don't give a fuck over there. I think
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  Speaker 7: that was during COVID. They let everything kind of defund
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  Speaker 7: the police, and then I think they kind of funded
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  Speaker 7: the police back.
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  Speaker 2: You have to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to, dog.
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  Speaker 2: I'm against police brutality, too, but man, no police? Sounds
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  Speaker 2: kind of nice.
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  Speaker 1: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: Until you need police at your house.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like India.
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  Speaker 6: We need police in Los Angeles, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: This is actually, I say it all the time, I'm
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  Speaker 3: surprised at how little I see police out here.
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  Speaker 4: It's changed though, right? It's gone down from what it
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  Speaker 4: was before I got here.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, dude, LA's always kind of been LA. You
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  Speaker 7: got to think about it. There's not enough cops for
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  Speaker 7: the amount of people that are here. That's just facts.
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  Speaker 7: How many 911 calls get placed in and how many
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  Speaker 7: of them actually get.
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  Speaker 1: Taken care of?
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  Speaker 6: There's the house right by the right next to the
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  Speaker 6: comedy store. There's like two crazy people that live there
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  Speaker 6: right now.
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  Speaker 5: And it was a couple of weeks ago. We got
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  Speaker 5: into like an argument with them or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And they got.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: The guy was like screaming at us like like he's
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  Speaker 6: like an old gay guy.
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  Speaker 9: He was like, oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Help me.
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  Speaker 6: Help me. Like screaming at the top of his lungs.
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  Speaker 6: And we were like, oh, my God. Everybody's just watching.
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  Speaker 6: They're in line for the show. And everybody's like, oh, look,
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  Speaker 6: a free show.
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  Speaker 5: This is cool.
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  Speaker 1: A little free show.
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  Speaker 3: They were throwing their garbage from their house down to
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  Speaker 3: the Comedy Store's garbage from the hill.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like down into the dumpster. When was this?
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  Speaker 2: A couple weeks ago. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: So people from the house. It's a house that's like,
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  Speaker 1: you know that ramp? Yeah, that one that had that tunnel, right? Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: You know right beside the parking lot, there's that hotel?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That ramp that goes up?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. There's one house right up there.
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  Speaker 1: And people just kept throwing trash?
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  Speaker 3: They come out of their gate, because they can see
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  Speaker 3: down at the comedy store's parking lot.
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  Speaker 2: Dumpster bin.
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  Speaker 4: And they see the dumpster, and they start throwing their
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  Speaker 4: garbage into it from the top.
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  Speaker 6: And we just politely asked them to stop, and then
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  Speaker 6: it turned from that into them being like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're attacking me! Help me!
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  Speaker 6: Screaming at the top of their lungs, and to the
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  Speaker 6: point where we got citizen notifications that were like, man screaming.
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  Speaker 6: And we were like, oh god, no. Faster people on
• 9:49
  Speaker 6: their shit, though. Dude, so fast. But that's my point.
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  Speaker 6: the cops didn't show up for like it's true 45
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  Speaker 6: minutes and then they were just like rolled by flashlights
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  Speaker 6: like is everything okay and we're like yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If anybody ever calls a cop from like the comedy
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  Speaker 1: store and unless like somebody's been shot on the patio
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  Speaker 1: again i don't think they take it serious they probably
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  Speaker 1: think it's a joke nine times out of ten they
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  Speaker 1: can be like yeah something's going on at the comedy
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  Speaker 1: store When they called it, when we were smoking it out,
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  Speaker 1: they just- They called the cops? Yeah, bro. They just
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  Speaker 1: drove by, and they just kept going, even with the
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  Speaker 1: smoke going all out. Wait, who called the cops? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Somebody did, because they just stopped by and looked,
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  Speaker 1: and they just kept going. Oh, that's crazy. Like, that
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  Speaker 1: day when we had the smoke gun outside, they passed by, fool.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody was so into what was going on that nobody looked.
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  Speaker 1: And I just remember I was like, oh, my God,
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  Speaker 1: they just did a little fucking check. And they just
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: kept going.
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  Speaker 4: I guess I never actually.
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  Speaker 6: They probably just saw it. Because I was there that night.
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  Speaker 6: There was so much smoke. There was probably a cop that.
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  Speaker 1: Was just driving by like, is that on fire? What
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: is going on over there?
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  Speaker 3: Did the store get upset about the smoke or anything?
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  Speaker 1: Because I never heard anything.
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  Speaker 6: I think there was some, like, employees that were like,
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  Speaker 6: I have to be at work right now.
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  Speaker 5: This is crazy.
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  Speaker 6: I'm higher than I've ever been in my life, and
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  Speaker 6: I didn't ask for this.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's louder, in your opinion, working at the door,
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  Speaker 1: like a loud gay guy or a crazy black girl?
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  Speaker 2: What would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck? No. I meant deal with it. That's a hard one.
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  Speaker 7: That's a hard one.
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  Speaker 2: Even for that one. That's a hard one.
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  Speaker 1: Gay loud guy every time. Am I going to bottom? Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: But even though you bottomed the gay guy, I'm guessing
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  Speaker 7: that's some rich gay guy because he lives on top
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  Speaker 7: of a comedy store.
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  Speaker 2: He ain't no homeless.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: He kept saying, call Pauly Shore. Yeah. Call Pauly Shore.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, so he knew.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what that dude's story is, but he's like,
• 11:42
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Like, Pauly's not gay, right?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: He's just zesty.
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  Speaker 1: Not that it would make a difference to me, I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: but like, he's an exception, damn it. He's like Morrissey.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Like, where it's like, I'll
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  Speaker 1: look past that these songs are all about a dude.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Like, straight up. But like, yeah, like,
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  Speaker 1: but he's one of the special gays, damn it.
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: Who else hits the pass?
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  Speaker 1: Elton John.
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  Speaker 5: Elton John's sick.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: Your brother.
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  Speaker 1: Ricky Martin. That should have been the first one. He's
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  Speaker 1: like in the seventh, eighth place, but he's there. There's
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  Speaker 1: way more important gays in my list.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: That's so funny. That's a good t-shirt for him. Seventh
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  Speaker 2: most important gay.
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  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, dog. Yeah, there's certain exceptions, dog, but there's
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  Speaker 1: not that many.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, for me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised there's like seven. that's pretty good i mean
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: i i that was just being optimistic i'm like i'm
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: kind of trying to put seven but i'm like fuck
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: so there's like morrissey elton john and eddie murphy's not
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: gay he just like he.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: Like that tranny we're gonna let that slide we just.
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: Talked about it i caught helping somebody michael sam but
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  Speaker 3: would you say like like he's my girl.
• 12:56
  Speaker 6: Sam michael sam wasn't his name the football the first
• 13:00
  Speaker 6: gay football player oh shit.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: There's probably tons.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: Eitan gets a pass.
• 13:09
  Speaker 7: There is a football player that's out and gay?
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: Aaron Hernandez was gay?
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: Probably not playing anymore. That's true.
• 13:16
  Speaker 7: Aaron Hernandez killed people to make sure people didn't think
• 13:19
  Speaker 7: he was gay.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: He was so homophobic, he was killing people. His dad
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: was like your dad, bro. I'm going to kill people
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: so they don't think I'm gay. His dad was like
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: your dad, bro. He would have killed him. I was like,
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: so imagine you. Imagine if you were secretly gay, bro.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: You would be like, you know what?
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to kill people.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have to kill this wasabi-sucking dick. I'm
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: going to have to kill people, bro. I think that's
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: what really happened. Ain't no way he's going to tell
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: my dad.
• 13:39
  Speaker 6: I think he hooked up with that guy, and that's
• 13:41
  Speaker 6: why he was like, nobody can ever find out.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: That guy was threatening him or something?
• 13:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: I'm going to tell everybody.
• 13:47
  Speaker 6: I'm going to tell everybody.
• 13:49
  Speaker 7: I mean, would you believe him anyways? You're getting bigger
• 13:52
  Speaker 7: and richer and more famous, and he told you he
• 13:54
  Speaker 7: wouldn't say nothing when you were broke. When you were broke.
• 13:57
  Speaker 7: Now that you're famous, you're not even thinking. He's like,
• 14:00
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to say nothing. But you're like, I
• 14:02
  Speaker 7: don't fucking care. I can't trust this.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: I got to.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: Take him out. I got to take him out.
• 14:07
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, dude, you're making millions. And the NFL
• 14:11
  Speaker 6: at that time, there was.
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: Nobody that was.
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: I don't think there is still.
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: There was two people that came out.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Cheerleaders don't count.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Chill out.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: We've seen the cheerleaders.
• 14:21
  Speaker 6: He was a linebacker, and he got drafted in the
• 14:24
  Speaker 6: seventh round. I don't think he ever played in the league.
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: And then another guy, he was on the Raiders, I think,
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: when he came out.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: He was a white dude.
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: D-Line, I can't remember his name, but he came out
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: and then he played like one more season.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Sounds about right. I could see the locker room being like, yo.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: There's tons of gay guys. They're just not saying it.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Because they want to keep their job.
• 14:44
  Speaker 7: They've done like, there's like math statistics where like in
• 14:47
  Speaker 7: the Mexican soccer league, they're like, look, If one in
• 14:49
  Speaker 7: four men are gay and there's this many men in
• 14:52
  Speaker 7: the soccer field and there's many teams, one.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Of them's got like their one, their hat. A hundred percent.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: And there's always a gay guy.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: How do they know these statistics though? Are they asking
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: this many gay fools or are they just.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: They just did a sample of a thousand people and
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: fucking 250.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: That's why. So let's just say like there's, there's fucking
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: like 25 guys just chilling right here. So like all
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: divided into four groups, every single four groups, one of
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: those one fools into sucking dick.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: Statistically, yeah. Some groups will be uneven.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you can't just say that. Is that just
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: in America? There's other countries where it's like, look, that
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: statistic cannot be true.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: There'll be six groups and one guy will be standing alone.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Because if it's 25 people in four groups and then
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: that one guy standing alone is probably gay.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Imagine that statistic. If they tell you this shit in school,
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: fools wouldn't be joining no fucking sports team back in
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: the day. Fools would be like, what? who's the fucking
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: gay fool dog that would be the.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Best way to start school in grade six you come
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: in one in four of you is gay.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna fucking get jumped dog for sure yeah like
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: this it's gonna fucking turn fucking ugly though i don't
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: know at least my generation it was that's what i'm
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: saying not anymore it would be a little bit more
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: except hella accepting now but I'm saying, like, I don't know, man.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Before that, it was one and four who was black.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: When you were going to high school, dawg, were fools, like,
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: still openly gay? Or were they, like, there was still
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: fools in secret?
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: No, there was, no one was openly gay, but you
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: could tell which guys were gay.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Exactly, right? Like, the closet gay.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like, they were, like, the sassy kids.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: You're like, how come you only have girlfriends, fools?
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: The sassy kids are not always gay, though.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: It turns out.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: Statistically, one in four sassy kids is gay. I don't
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: know if you knew that.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Some of them are just sassy.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I have a cousin that's super sassy. Bucks bitches
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: has a kid, but.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Like, that's the statistics that, when they, but that, that, uh,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: that observation of them being like sassy is kind of true, bro. Like,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I remember when I, when
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: I was younger, bro. And like, I went to like my, uh, my, uh,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: it's like one of my, my mom's friends and like,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: you know, like they have kids and shit. Like, so
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: you play with all the kids and shit. And I
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: just remember asking my mom. I was just like, yo,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: what's up with Brian, man? How come this motherfucker just
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: keeps playing with Stephanie with the Barbies and shit? You
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: How did your mom say gay?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: She didn't tell me anything. And I remember I was like,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: is he gay? I was like, yo. And then she
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: was like, no, how would you ever think that? I
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: was like, because he talks funny. You know what I mean?
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: I was like, none of the other homies that were
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: outside playing WWE fucking talk like that, bro. Like, what
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: the fuck's up with this fool, dog?
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: But how old were you when you found out your
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: brother was gay?
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Well, I knew something was off when he wasn't bringing
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: bitches home to fuck. You know what I mean?
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: He was bringing Raphael over.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: He was bringing fucking bitches to talk and watch TV
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: and shit. And I'm just like, that's not what you do, dog.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: His actual girlfriend. Yeah. Their legit girlfriend.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: And in my head, I was like, so you're cool?
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I was looking at my mom. I was like, you're
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: cool with him having three girls in the room. But
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: when I tried to do it, it was a problem.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I was like, that shit
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: was fucking... I was like, something's off here, dog. I
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: was like, you fucking don't. That's why I got mad
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: when my mama started crying after he told her. I
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: was like, you really didn't know, bitch? What the fuck?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, you birthed this motherfucker. I was like,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: by his age, I had girls coming through the house.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: She didn't even have a hint. It really broke her heart.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: It really broke her heart.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: I've had your son walking in the house with three
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: girls in his bedroom. You probably feel like my son's
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: the man. And then she finds out he's gay?
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: No, I think- You weren't fucking that me, ho. I
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: think it's just like fucking moms that have kids that
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: are gangbangers, bro. They look the other way. And I
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: think something like that, a mom, a Latino mom wouldn't
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: want to admit that. So you're going to look the
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: other way until you have to face it. And then
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I was like, after I saw it, I was like,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: you better not be crying for too long. You know
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: what I mean? I was like, you've been on this shit. Yeah,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: you've been on it, mom. Mom, we all knew. Yeah, like,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: we all fucking knew, dog. You're lucky I didn't tell you.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: You're lucky I.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Let him tell you. Your mom's like, when did you know?
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're lucky I didn't out this fool, dog.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: You're lucky I fucking didn't call an emperor during Christmas.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: He was tap dancing at four, mom.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, who the fuck watches Friends, bro? Yo,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Friends is dope. Shout out Friends. Nah, Friends is whack, bro.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Friends is gay as fuck, bro.
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: I watched that whole series multiple times.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I grew up with sisters.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: I unfortunately watched every episode of Friends. Not by choice.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, see, that makes sense. So you had sisters, bro.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I had a sister, too.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was forced to watch that. And she asked
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: me if I wanted to watch, and I said yes.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: This is Art of Friends?
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: All right, all right. Okay, so you guys said, I
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: had a sister. What's the weirdest thing you actually ended
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: up watching? We're like, what the fuck am I watching?
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: But you got caught up because, you know.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Sailor Moon.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Sailor Moon.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Sailor Moon, you got caught up with Sailor Moon.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: You were watching Sailor Moon?
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: He was watching Sailor Moon. My sister. My older sister
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: made me watch it. I would get caught up with
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: fucking Tyra Banks.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude. Yes.
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: It would always be who got home first got control
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: of the TV.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I had homies, dog. You didn't just fight her? Bro, no.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: She's a female.
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: She would run home or get there first and then
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: you're having lunch and.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: It's the rules.
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: Whoever gets to the TV is in control and she
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: would put Tyra Banks. Sometimes I'd be like, this episode's whack.
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: Fuck these fat bitches. But sometimes, though, they have some
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: crazy stories where I'd be like, The whole time.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Lunch is done, bro. And I'm there with my mouth open.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Ricky Lake.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Even Ricky Lake.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Trippie said you cried during The Notebook for sure. Trippie
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: said XT for sure cried during The Notebook. I watched
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: The Notebook.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: It's all right.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: It got me late, so I can't hate on The Notebook, bro.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: You can't hate on a movie that got your dick sucked, dog.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: You got to shout out the director, bro.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: He did his job.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: That's a pretty long movie.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: How about some confidence? You got your dick sucked.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. I knew I needed a
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: little help. I was like, I gotta watch this fucking
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: movie to get laid. Can't just un-gay yourself after watching it. Quick, quick, help.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: The notebook's on. I think I'm gay.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I boned. Help, help.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Did you watch Twilight 2? In my benefit, I boned.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: My ex made me watch it.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I boned before I cried. But you had a girlfriend, though,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: so it's like sometimes you're going to have to watch
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: movies that you don't want to watch, bro, like foreign
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: films and shit.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: Like, who the fuck likes that shit? I saw Twilight
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: in theaters with a girl.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: That was crazy.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't go?
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Your girl asked you?
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Right now.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get laid in these movies.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, your girl right now.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Let's say Twilight came out today and this day and
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: your girl right now was like, do you want to
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: go watch Twilight?
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Will you take me to watch Twilight? You're going to
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: say no?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: No, you're not.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Bro, I can fucking... I've seen the way you act
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: around your girl. You're so nice to your girl.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: We waste so much money at festivals.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I waste so much money at these festivals. When she
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: asks me for other shit, I'm.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Like, uh, no. Uh, no.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: You're so nice to your girl.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: I've watched you be so nice to your girl.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: She's like, no, I'm not. I hope she heard that.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: She'd be like, no, he's not. Are you okay?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Just even when we hung out, I just saw him,
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: the way he was like, hey, are you okay? Like,
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: you were constantly on your shit.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: And he's like, nah, I'm el toxico.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'll give you....
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: I'll give you one thing that E-Zone's got on me
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: that I don't.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Ain't no one ever tapping down my sweat or whatever.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I've seen that shit. I'm like, motherfucking E-Zone got that
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: shit on lock.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: He was at an event vending and it was hot
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: and he's sweating and his girl came from behind him
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: with a towel.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: And just Making sure the sweat's amazing. I got that
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: shit on lock. Oh, this is you. I thought you
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: were talking about yourself. I'm not fat enough to sweat
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: like that. I know that she wouldn't do it after
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: not taking her to the movies, though. Even if you
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: were sweating, dog. This is why you go to an
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: occasional movie you don't fucking want, bro. Just fucking put
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: some glasses on and fall asleep. I've done that. I've
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: definitely done that. Dude, honestly, sometimes, like, you got to
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: play it all right, bro. If you're going to know
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: you're going to go through a movie and, like, your
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: girl knows you already smoke, I'll fucking take the edible
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: and be like, oh, I didn't know it was going
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: to hit like that. It's a thousand milligrams. You got
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: the armrest up. Like, you already know it's coming, bro.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: You prepared it. You're just like, oh, damn, I didn't know.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: What's a movie that came out.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Lately that you wouldn't want to see that fucking chick
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: flick that a girl would make you go see?
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Because I can't think of anything.
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: For some reason, it was a good movie, but the
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: reason I didn't want to watch it with her, because
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: I was like, I don't want you getting these ideas,
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: that obsession, obsessed or whatever.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want you to think that
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: she's crazy and you're not. I don't want you to
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: look at the level of craziness. Why do you give
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: her a newscaster fucking intro before taking her to the movies?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: That's some shit you see in Spanish news. don't take
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: your girl to this movie she might become demonic like
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: what the fuck bro like it's a fucking movie dog
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: like I.
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: Didn't tell her that but she wanted to go and
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: I found a way not to go because in my
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: head I was like bro you're gonna watch this movie
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: you're gonna be like she's crazy and like I'm not
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: that crazy this is what love really is yeah like
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: I'm not that crazy like look that's crazy I'm just
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: like a little crazy no no no crazy's crazy.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Bitch like stop with that shit.
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: It's not a spectrum yeah you're either crazy or you're
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: not yeah you can't be full crazy you know full
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: spectrum full crazy.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah even if you're a little crazy you're still crazy
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: yeah Yeah, of course.
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: What was the movie with, I think it was Suicide Squad.
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: That was the last one I did it.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: I did not want to watch that piece of shit.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I saw, yeah. That's not like a chick flick. Isn't
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: it like a superhero movie?
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but it was like the reviews were out before
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: the movie even hit theaters. It was like the worst movie.
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: I have no interest in doing it. She wanted to
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: go really bad. I'm telling you, dude, I lifted the armrests.
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: I had four seats. I just laid down and I
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: slept through the entire thing. I wasn't even pretending like
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: I wasn't sleeping.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious. Did she like it?
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. She thought it was awesome.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: I watched Street Fighter on Saturday.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Was it good?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I heard it like mixed reviews.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: It was a shit movie.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: But it's still fun to watch. That makes no sense.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: So the plot... Sucked.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Movie sucked.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: The plot was whack or like what was it? I
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: don't know what it is.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: It's just like.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: it was.
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: Garbage it was tacky yeah but it was special effects
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: good they look kind of cool yeah it was like
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: it was fun okay if you're a kid okay okay
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: take it back take it back you're a kid because
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: this is for kids let's tell people this is it
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: okay we'll enjoy it okay i mean that's why.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I saw half the time would you say it's really
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: market because i don't see that many that much street
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: fighter shit being marketed to kids like how many people
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: play the video game yeah i was gonna say people
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: i was gonna say it's for it's like for people
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: who grew up with the game and for avid gamers
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: because like The last Street Fighter I bought was like
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Street Fighter 6, and I did not like it so much.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: They tried to make this shit like NBA career and shit.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, yo, why the fuck does Blanca need
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: a fucking mission and all this shit? I was like,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I just want to fuck somebody up, bro. It's just
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: so stupid, dog. Yeah, I didn't like the last game.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: But it's for those people, I guess. The movie's like,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: you'll be entertained, but you're like, oh, this is a
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: shit movie.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Was Schultz good? Was 50 Cent good? Was any of
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: his actors any good? What was fun to watch about
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Schultz is because he always.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, his ass kick?
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: No, it was fun to watch him.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Be the bitch. You know what I mean?
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: The butt of every joke because.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: He always plays such a.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Probably good at it.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: He plays such a, you know, alpha or whatever he is,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: his persona. So it's fun to watch him be that character.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: And Eric Andre's in it, too.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: He's hilarious. I love Eric Andre.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: It's a good lineup. Yeah, that's what I said.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: The lineup.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: I didn't even know that this movie existed.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: So is it a comedy or is it an action?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: It's an action comedy. It's funnier than anything. It's like
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan comes out, too, bro. Like, what the fuck, bro?
• 26:18
  Speaker 9: Like.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Have you guys heard of that? Okay, yeah, you're right, bro.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: That is a shit film, bro.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: But it was fun.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Look, I'm not going to say the first Street Fighter
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: was ever something remarkable, but to this day, what is it,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Claude Van Damme, or what's his name? The main guy, yeah,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: he was in it, right? Yeah, what is it? People
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: like that kind of sold it.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Right. You know?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man. People like that sold it to
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: me because I'm like, this guy actually was out there
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: kicking ass. We don't really have an action star.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: Like that anymore, do we? Jason Statham?
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: He's our guy right now.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: But he's, I don't know. Jason Statham puts on killer fucking...
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: 50 looked like he'd look.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: 50 looked like he killed it in the movie, but... Yeah,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: 50 looked good, too.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: I like 50, though.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: It's good fighting scenes, too, but it's just like, I
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Was it a good movie?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: No.
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: Have you guys heard of that one movie that's coming out, Wellfall?
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: I know Ray's heard about it. Have you heard of
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: that one, Ray?
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Whale fall?
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Whale fall.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: Whale fall.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Who said whale fall? I know, but you said whale fall.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Inside the whale?
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: Bro, dude, the trailer alone, bro, you're never going to
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: want to go into the ocean, but it's a movie
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: about this guy who's like a scuba driver.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Is it based on a true story?
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: It's really fake, but it's this guy who's a scuba driver.
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: And he's out there doing his thing, and he gets
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: eaten by a whale.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: And he lives in the whale?
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: And he gets swallowed in there, but the The acids
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: are eating his... Eating him alive. And it's just fucking nuts.
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: It's super, like, obviously not real. But it's just... No,
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: that's a.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Isn't that like a children's fable where the guy is
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: in the boat?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're talking about Pinocchio, fool. Yeah, I'm talking about Pinocchio.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like that, but it's fucking crazy because.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: It's like hyper-realistic. It's hyper-real.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: So he dies. If you're watching him die. I don't know. Yes.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he dies because obviously that's the
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: fucking point of the movie. I don't know if he dies,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: but he's in there.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Nah, somebody already ruined it in the chat room and
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to read it.
• 28:03
  Speaker 9: You got Josh Brolin, bro.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I guess. But if that's the way it
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: fucking turns out, man, this is trash too. Is it
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: out already? No, yeah, I think it's... Wait, he's in
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: a scuba suit?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's out. Yeah, he's in a scuba suit. And
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: the fucking.
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: The acid of the stomach acid from the whale is
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: eating his suit alive and he's burning in.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I watched the trailer.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: It got me.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: It was like a three-minute trailer. It was one.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Of those long.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: For some reason, the scuba suit made me out on
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: this idea. I'm fine watching just a normal guy getting
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: his skin melted off, but if you're in a scuba suit,
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: that just sounds lame.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: That makes it seem like how much longer.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: It gives him extra time.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Gives him extra time, yeah, because, I mean, if that battery's.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Acid, huh?
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Scuba Steve. He tries to, like, not touch.
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: I mean, I didn't watch the movie. That's what I'm saying.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: I wondered if anybody, you guys have seen it, because
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: you guys are huge movie people. But I know Ray
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: has heard about it. It's supposed to be a really
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: good-ass movie.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I probably, I don't know. I have, like, a
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: fear of the ocean.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: I'll watch that.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: It's one of those things where it's like, Whenever I
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: see that shit, like, you know, I watched this video
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: about the highest paying jobs and those people that work
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: like oil rigs in the water and they're in those
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: like they're in those tanker ships and all that shit.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, dude.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: God damn, bro.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Like some of those. I mean, some of those videos
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: are AI, of course. Now you can't really tell, but
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: some of those guys are actually like real people. on
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: the boat and they're like welding and shit yeah that's
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: just that dude that one is one of the highest
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: ones because they gotta spend fucking days underwater dog in
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: this little fucking mini like tank like kind of like
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: a mini trailer home under there and they gotta come
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: out and fucking well dog it's so fucking scary i.
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: Had a cousin that did that in seattle Damn He
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: got paid good Insane He's retired now? Probably yeah I
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: haven't talked to him in a while Which means yeah
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: He's retired.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: For sure Is he older?
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: He's like around here Yeah he's a little older than
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: me He's got.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Kids Yeah dude See something like that bro Like I
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: don't know man It's so And then We get.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: Fire going underwater It's so crazy There was that one
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: That blew up right? Like while they were like Welding
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: it or something.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: And then it just I have no idea.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Exxon Valdez, maybe. I can't remember. How do you get
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: fire under there?
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: That's the part that still blows my mind.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: You could have fire underwater.
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: The fire just has to be hotter than the water.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: There's more gas.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: There's just so much gas.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Like, there's underwater welding, and that's just wild how they
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: could take actual... And the guy still has to wear
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: that mask. I'm like, fool, you're in the water.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: It's an oxygen mask.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: If there's fire.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: If it can go... Have you ever seen like... You've
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: seen when like oil spills and then we just light
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: it on fire, that shit won't go out?
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: The water is on fire. You know what I mean?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Underneath.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Underneath it is like.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: It seems crazy.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's like.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: It seems like a water.
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: It seems like a Harry Potter spell.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, no, that's fucking wild. But those people that
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: work those jobs, they also see a lot of.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Like a lot of wildlife, like a lot of sharks
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: that go around that shit.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Fuck that, bro.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: The ocean is... Too big for... I mean, shout out
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: to what?
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: Is it the History Channel?
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Discovery Channel? For all those people that go Alaska hunting
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: or whatever? Alaska hunting.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck it is.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: How do you hunt a state?
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: Fucking, what is it?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Alaska hunting.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: King crab Alaska hunting.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: We're learning so much today. I know, you guys are.
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: Those hunting fucking... Fishermen? Yeah, those fishermen.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Extreme fishing? Yeah.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Extreme hunting?
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: The crab fishers.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck all that, dog.
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: That's crazy.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: The deadliest catch. I love mariscos. Not that much, dog.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: I didn't realize how much you get paid to go
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: catch crabs, dude.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: You're risking your life. That's a lot.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: Deadliest Catch?
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Is it worth watching? I've never watched it. You can
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: watch every.
• 31:48
  Speaker 9: Season on HBO Max. I have caught up.
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: He's passionately shouting out Deadliest Catch right now.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I'll definitely watch it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 9: That show teaches you about life, dude.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Seriously. And then you catch some shit, bro.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: Like, fuck, bro.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Matt, you think those people eat crabs? Like, you think
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: they fucking eat extravagant shit like that when they're on
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: their off time?
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: After being on a boat? Yeah.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: At that point, I'd be like, yeah, fool.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: I could never look at another crab again.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I would think. I'd be like, this
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: shit's all for the money, bro. Fuck you and your seafood. Yeah, yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go buy some steak. Yeah.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: They probably keep a couple for themselves and have the
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: freshest seafood ever.
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: So you guys would do that type of job where
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: you're like, Out for three, four months of the year
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: and that's all you got to work?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: On land? Yeah. No, no, no. Well, they're out there
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: in the ocean for two, three months, bro.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: And they come back with 10, 20 racks.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: They're good.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Hell no. It's way more than that. You're tripping.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: I made a number up. I don't know.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: They come back with a lot of money. Because they're
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: not wasting anything. Yeah, they're like 100 bands.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: My boy's an engineer. He goes offshore.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: He lives in Newfoundland.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: He goes offshore for like a month.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Six weeks at a time.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Just comes in the water. This guy's like a fucking...
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he's a millionaire.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? He makes good money. But
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: that's the shit he does. You're on the ocean for
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: the fucking.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Dude, but you do know if you fucking slip, dog,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: it's so hard to save you, dog. Oh, yeah. You
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: might as well just fish food because it's the way
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: the water's going. There's no way you could... The boat's rocking, bro.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Who the fuck is going to get you?
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: That's why they're paying you. That's why they're paying you.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: But not even that, dog. Obviously, falling off the boat
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: is fucking.
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: extremely scary you're pretty much dead but just even breaking
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: your hand you're in the middle of the ocean like
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: you need an ambulance you need some surgery done you're
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: fucked you're literally there's no doctor there i guarantee you
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: there's no there's no somebody.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Ready to do some type of surgery for sure there
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: is that's what.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: There has to be no a quick stitching a quick stitching.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: Oh what your hands broken pussy get back to work.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: That's but on ship or like a little boat.
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: I'm talking like that. You're out there for three months
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: and some shit goes down. You might have to get
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: helicoptered out.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: No wonder they kind of like feed you really good
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: because every day could be your last meal. true yeah
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: because i've always seen that shit like when they when
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: they're like this is what we eat they got like
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: hell of fucking food dog and.
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: It's fancy so you're burning like the most insane amount
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: of calories i mean like you're like tight roping.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: The seven course meal though dog like chef cooking it
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: up for you like yo they know somebody's gonna die.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: In the army the food is shit but if you
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: get a good meal it means you're about to get
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: sent out.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Oh so it's like beware of good meals in the
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: army I'm breaking my hand the day we get it.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Don't rebuy it. You put the hammer in.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the day you get a snake is like, that
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: means you're getting shipped out.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Next thing you know, I break my hand, we ain't
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: going nowhere. Yeah, fool, look at that water just coming.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Fuck that, bro. That way that water's coming in, you
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: got to be chained up. Oh, still though, fuck that.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: The AI is so good.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: It's terrifying, man. It's fucking scary how good it is.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: You can't even believe anything anymore.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Just give it a year.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Just give it a year, guys.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Give it a year.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Give it one more year of AI.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: It's going to get so good that we're going to
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: be like, that's too good. It's unbelievably good.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: The AI is going.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: To look at us like we're bad graphics.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: When you watch, like I watched The Matrix again. And
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: then I'm like, I got halfway through it and just like, damn, dog.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: So good.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I just did the whole series.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: No, but then like a lot of the shit Morpheus
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: says is just like, holy shit, this fool knew. This
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: fool fucking knew, dog. Like the creation of fucking like
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: of AI taking over and how like it just made,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: like people just became too comfortable and shit.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: In about five years, we're going to be dealing with
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: massive robots trying to drill into our infrastructure.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Because that shit could just program like, program anything, bro.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Like if it could just take over a manufacturing plant
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: and say, hey, We're not going to tell them, but
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: we're going to make these robots just kill everybody here. And, bro,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: being in front of a Tesla robot and seeing one
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: on display, that shit, I thought for sure. You saw one? Yeah.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I went to this thing called Demo Days, and it
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: was like a technology expo. And they had one up
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: there for display. And I'm just like, this thing decides
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: to kill you. It's killing you. It's snapping your neck off, bro.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: This thing weighs so much.
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: Like, it's tall as fuck.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Really? Yes, dude. It was taller than me. And I'm like, oh, shit.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: And this thing has arms as fuck. Like, length. Like,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: this shit can for sure. And I mentioned that to
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: the dude that was working. And I was like, so
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: what about when this thing tries to kill you? Where's
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: the off button?
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: He was like, it's not.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Programmed to do that. And I was like... Yeah, like,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: and I was just like, but still, what if it
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: malfunctions and I need to turn it off? They're just like, well,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: then you call us. I'm like, what if this thing
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: is strangling me? Yeah, like, you know, I was like,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: how am I going to go? LAPD, LAPD, the Tesla
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: robot is trying to kill me. I can't just fucking
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: shoot it, you know? You can't just throw water in it.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: This shit's like sealed off. I think you need like
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: magnets or some shit to slow it down.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Do you think it'll go in the path of the Matrix?
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: Did you watch all of them?
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I only got to, like, halfway of rewatching. It's been
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: so many years in that fellow CBS. So I'm watching
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: this today.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: At the end of the.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Third Matrix, he makes a deal with the robots and says,
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: we can live in harmony. Let me go fucking kill
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: the agents. Remember that?
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: And then I just watched the new one, Resurrection.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: And they said, okay, but then they lied to him
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: and they just put him back in the Matrix.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: And they had to just do it all over again
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: with the new Morpheus and the new everything. So it's like,
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: they're just going to trap us, bro.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: They create a matrix in every building, that way people
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: don't ever leave.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Because that would be the most way to keep everybody trapped.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: If you're able to create a matrix, right? And you
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: just do one for every building. I mean, for every fucking,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: every city. I think I would like that a lot, actually.
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: If they could make a matrix where, like, my life
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: doesn't suck shit, like, and I could just walk out
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: of it.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: You'd just kill every night? Just be kind of happy and, like,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Dude, that's literally what Sam's been saying. He's like, dude,
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Sam's like, Sam says, dude, if they would just give
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: me a house.
• 37:38
  Speaker 7: And not put.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Poisoning the water and the poison in the food. We
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: probably wouldn't complain as much.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: But everything's so shitty that we're just like, yo, stop
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: controlling us.
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: I will take the blue pill every single time, dude.
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: I will just live happily and like.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you see this.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Guy go live in a fucking cave sleeping on a grate? Yeah.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, no way, bro. No thanks.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Give me the blue pill for sure. That sounds like
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: it sucks.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Just live in a lie.
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: Whoever is programming this matrix right now, fire them.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: Get a new guy in here.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: You guys are already.
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: technically red-pilled i don't know you are because you know
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: because of you well no because you guys have youtube
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: too you don't fucking blame me i send you guys
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: i am but i'm still living because of you and
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: sam that's what i was about to say i'm a blue.
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: Pill life in the red pill world i talked to
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: my girl.
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: I talked to my girl and she is blue pill
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: like they don't know shit yeah i tell them like
• 38:30
  Speaker 7: hey you know about her hand no do you want
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: to know no Like, I don't even know about that.
• 38:34
  Speaker 7: I just cut hair and that's what I do. And
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: I said, that's so, I literally was like, that is
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: so nice.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. We're literally already in the Matrix and we're
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: that guy.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: He just takes the rhino pill. I was talking about
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: the rhino pill.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He just fucks Morpheus.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Wrong pill. For you.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: We're already, I mean, I think I already took the
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: red pill. Yeah, I'm already in the Matrix.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Is it reversible?
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: No.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Can you reverse the red pill?
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Well, they told the guy in the Matrix. Remember the
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: guy who eats the steak?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Is that why fucking Megan Fox is ugly now? Because
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: we're red-pilled?
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: I want to go back. I want to go back.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: And then they show him the scene.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Of eating the steak. Yeah, dog. I think we are, dog.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: All the people, like, we have to be red-pilled now, dog. Because, like,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: people that we once thought when we were having blue
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: pill life, everything looked good. Megan Fox was good, dog.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Now that we look at her through the eyes of
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: a red pill, she's all fat and ugly.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Megan Fox?
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I just talked to her.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Dog.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: With her.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: She just looks so sexy.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Have you seen this? I saw this interview. Megan Fox
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: just did it.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: It was like a border pill commercial. You're right. There's
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: two versions of Megan Fox right now.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: And they're both AI. One's a clone.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. No, don't do this to me. Look this
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: shit up, though.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Ezone's right. There's an ugly-ass picture of.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: It's not a picture. It's an interview.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Of Megan Fox. She looks disgusting.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: But then there's the.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Commercial where she looks fire.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: In the red suit promoting some gambling or some bonus shit.
• 40:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but those commercials are filmed way ahead of time.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I agree. I agree. That's what I'm saying. That could
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: have been filmed two weeks.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: It's the last thing.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: I saw of her.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: There's only one way to do it. They have to
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: show her hands. She usually has those toe thumbs. Okay, wait.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Is that picture real? Yes. Because there's no way that...
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: That's her, dude. There's no way.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, dude.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: That's what shows up.
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: One of them has to be fake is all I'm saying.
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: I believe that that's her.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm telling you.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: We got a clone.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: We got a clone situation here.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Make it fat.
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: There's no way somebody can just even physically change that
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: much in a three-month span.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: That's insane. You just don't go to the gym for
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: three months. Three months?
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: Even if you let yourself go for three months, you're
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: not looking like that, dude.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Listen, dude.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I promise you, if Nitty fucking tried for a month,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: he can be bigger than that. Nitty, look.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Look at that one.
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: And then the commercial right next to that is that.
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: That's supposed to be the... That's from 2009.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: That's AI, bro. That's from 2009. See, that's the one.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the one.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: That's 17 years. Okay, the 17 years.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: But now see if you can find the commercial in
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: her in all red. She looks gorgeous. You just want
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: to see a gambling commercial, you fucking bitch. It's a
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: boner commercial. It's a boner commercial.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: This one? Yeah.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me and Nitty both saw it. I was on
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl today or something like that. You see, bro?
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: That's why we don't get to... We're living in two
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: different worlds, bro. Don't tell me she don't look fire
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: right there, dog. She does. I'm not arguing that she's not,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: but I'm saying that interview that was released about a
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: week ago, that was Megan Thornton.
• 41:35
  Speaker 9: Who the fuck was.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: That, dog?
• 41:36
  Speaker 9: No key, her face is fucked up, dog. But that's
• 41:38
  Speaker 9: just me.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: It's a little botched, you know?
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Megan Thorntz?
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: We are living in a fucking fucked up simulation, dog,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: where Megan Fox is gaining weight and Lizzo is getting skinnier.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Ooh.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Oh. See, dog? She won her lawsuit, too. Did you
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: see that? Who, Lizzo?
• 41:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Against what? What? I don't know. I guess somebody sued
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: her for.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: All that shit.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: What?
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Making her pee boat.
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: Oh, you're talking about when she told her followers to
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: stick a banana up their pussy or something like that?
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: That's very evil, but it's like, why would you just...
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: That's such an odd request, dog. Like a banana boat?
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: That's how you know it's weird when he's like, I
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: didn't even think about that.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: That's how weird that is. I wouldn't even have thought about.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Pre-peeled or peeled? It's got to be. Oh, God. You
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: got to be pre-peeled, dude.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: You don't want to just smush in there, bro. It's
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: like a yeast infection waiting to happen, bro. You want
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: a blunt?
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, thanks.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, for sure. You do look like a stoner. Yeah.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: I haven't smoked weed in, I think, like, a year
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: and a half.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what made you stop? Like, money? No, honestly, I just...
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I was, like, trying to.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: Get, like.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: sober or whatever. And then weed was the first thing
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: that had to, had to go. I stopped drinking like
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: nine months ago.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: Almost eight, eight and change.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Something like that.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: It's a type of rock bottom or you were just like,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: I'm over this shit.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, there was a couple, there was like, nobody
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: hits rock bottom on weed though. No, no, alcohol. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: There was like a few rock bottoms, like back to
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: back to back to back.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: And I was like ignoring him.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: And then one happened and I was like, yikes, I'm
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: not in jail.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: You know, and I was like, that's probably my last life.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: You sound just like Rock Samson. I feel like Rock
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: has a similar story. He's like, yeah, you guys, I
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: was just drinking so much. I had to stop. What
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: was that close call? Yeah, what was it? You ran
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: over somebody? He'd be in jail. Dude, no, bro. Pedro's
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: not in jail. He ran over a lady. But he
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: was drunk, though? No, he was sober.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: It's kind of liquor. They'll book your ass.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: I blew a tire when I was driving home on
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: the freeway, and I was like, fuck.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: And I got off.
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: It was like in Boyle Heights. There was a Chevron
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: on Soto Street right off the street. So I pull
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: up there, and I'm changing the tire by myself. I'm like,
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: thank God I didn't, whatever, hit somebody or spin out.
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: And then while I'm there, I just changed the tire.
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: Some dude comes up to me and is, like, fucking
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: with me, you know?
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: Like, what are you doing here? Like, what do you
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: got in the car?
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: All this stuff.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: A gangbanging? It was dark. A gangbanging?
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: I couldn't tell if it was, like, a homeless dude or, like,
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: I don't know what.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: A vagrant. Yeah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Some.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: You didn't have five bucks just to give him? Here
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: you go.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: No, because then he would have wanted to fucking rob
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: him more. He's asking him what's in the car. Hell no, bro.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I was literally like, get the fuck away from me. Yeah,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: you got to fuck up at that point.
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: And then I had like a tire iron in my hand.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: I just finished changing.
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: So he like lunged at me and I don't know
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: what happened.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I swung the tire iron.
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: I don't know if I hit him or what, but
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: he like scampered off that way. He looked kind of
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: fucked up. And I was like, I didn't even like
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: remember that it happened until I like got home next morning.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: I woke up and I was like, Did I hit.
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: Somebody with a tire?
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, you did.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Fuck, dude. That's fucking crazy, though. Like, you've never been
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: attacked like that?
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: But you're self-defense. Yeah.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: I mean, he definitely was, like, I was, like, so
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: proud of myself. I had changed a tire. I was, like,
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: taking a picture of it. I was like, I can't
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: believe I fucking pulled this shit off at, like, four
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: in the morning or whatever. And then this guy just
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: total buzzkill, dude.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Dude, that's blue. What an asshole. Were you wasted? He
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: doesn't remember driving home. He was wasted.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: I want to see the footage.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: It's just this guy changed his car, sees a homeless guy,
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: smacks him with a bucket.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: The guy's like, stop, stop. And he ran away whimpering
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: like I killed him. I just asked you for some change.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: Honestly, could be what happened.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You can't even argue with you that
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: it didn't. I don't remember. Maybe. That's not necessarily enough
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: to get me sober, though. It was that plus.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Do you remember that one time, the closest I felt
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: to that in America was one time we were outside
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: that first place we were doing a show, remember, in
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: the parking lot? We were talking about the event before
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: we went to the meeting, and then those two homeless
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: guys were hanging around and he's all went to his
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: car and, and fucking, Oh, this was during the, the
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: wildfires and he's supposed to have some arson.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: He's always trying to be fucking, uh.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: We'll get them right now, dog.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, bro, just.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Don't leave alone. They were going to start a fire, dog.
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: Izo was ready to be a fucking civilian, dog.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: He was ready to risk it all.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, yo, leave him alone. Yeah, I was
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: going to shoot the.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Fire with a water gun. And I am with Izo.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: They did look sketchy as fuck. They did.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: That's why I was happy to be there with him
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: in the moment.
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: Me and Nidia as two illegals were like, just.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: See, bro, that's the thing, bro. That's the reason shit happens, dog.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: A lot of random shit. I'm not saying you got
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: to get involved in everything, but I'm like, for the
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: greater good of like... Listen, bro, this building is nice.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I would sure hate it if it caught on fire.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: And if I could prevent it, you know what I mean?
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not just going to be like, well, fuck, leave
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: those guys alone. Let me call the authorities. Yeah, yeah.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Fuck that, bro. Fire spreads hella quick.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: I love this shit, dog. Because I know if there's
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: ever a school shooter around us or something.
• 47:13
  Speaker 7: He's going to shoot that fool on sight.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I would be like. Is he really shooting people? While
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: that fool's loading up, dog. I don't know. He's like,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: that means go. There's no reason you should be loading
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: up in front of a pre-kindergarten school, dog. You know
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: what I mean? It's like, if I see you fucking
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: loading up in the car, dog, just take me to jail, dog.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I'll explain it to them, dog. I'll be like, look, dog,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: there's a fucking dude with a fucking M16 in the
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: car right in front of the school. I don't know
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: what you wanted to happen, but... He was going hunting, man.
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah. Don't play with these on his gun, bro.
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: One time I grabbed his backpack and he's like, what
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: are you grabbing my backpack for?
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm moving it.
• 47:58
  Speaker 7: And then I felt like, oh, yeah, I should be
• 48:00
  Speaker 7: touching this backpack.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: We were all fucked up. We were at the hotel
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: and I was.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Like, can I see it? You're from Canada. You're like...
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I was walking around. And four people died that day.
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: That's crazy.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: You start throwing out the N-word. Don't be lying. Nitty
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: was like, can I see it? No, no, no. Do
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: it in your room. Nitty, when you hold a gun,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: what is it?
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Um.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Don't sing and dance.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Come on, dog.
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: Don't put your finger on the trigger.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Don't put your finger on the trigger. Hold it like that.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: You see that one girl that killed her? Hey, you
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: guys see that one girl that shot her sister?
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: You see that black chick that shot her sister? No. Oh, bro.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, and she killed her, right?
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: She killed her, and she was trying to pistol whip
• 48:51
  Speaker 7: the fucking other person.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Nah, there was a fight going, and she tried to
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: fucking shoot at the other person, and that shit just
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: missed and went for her sister.
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: Oh, I heard that she was not trying to kill
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: that person.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: No, she was.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: She was trying to pistol whip her.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: It was trying to defuse the whole situation, dog, pretty much.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: It was killed her sister, bro.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Mid-fight, goes, tries to be like the big sister, pulls
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: out the whip.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Like a street fight situation? Street fight.
• 49:13
  Speaker 7: And this girl is like an influencer, the one that died.
• 49:15
  Speaker 7: She's like a housewives of Atlanta or some shit like that.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Whoa. Yeah. I did not hear about this.
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: That might be a little bit too much of a
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: celebrity push that I said, but she's like an influencer.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know what she does.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit. Was it like on camera? On camera, yeah.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: You literally can see.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, it's nuts. Wait, that's... I don't know why
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you would pull... Dude, they're fighting. If you're fighting, why
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: would you be....
• 49:39
  Speaker 6: Hey guys, get ready with me as I try to
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: blast this bitch.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: There's someone else filming.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: And there's a fight going on. And that sister's trying
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: to stop the fight with the gun.
• 49:49
  Speaker 7: And the gun goes off. I don't know if it
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: was an accident. I don't know if she was trying
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: to kill the other person. That's still crazy though. Trying
• 49:53
  Speaker 7: to kill someone for a street fight. Even if they're
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: beating up your sibling. You know what I mean?
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I think she was trying to pistol whip it. Trying
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: to use it as a weapon.
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: And I think it just went off. And like I said,
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: don't put your fucking finger on the trigger.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: Or she really wanted her sister dead the whole time,
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: and the street fight was just to cover.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I like this guy. He's into conspiracies.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: I watched that documentary on Netflix where the guy had
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: six wives, killed four of them.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's just nuts, huh? That guy literally asked.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: One of his boys, he's like, yo, come to my
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: house and kill my wife, right? And then, boy, he
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: convinced his boy to do it. And his boy came,
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: killed his wife.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: And when he killed his wife, he shot him and
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: killed that guy.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: So then there was no evidence.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: It wasn't his boy, though.
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: It was some black guy that he had hired to
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: do some work.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: He ended up convincing him.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Damn, so the shooter fucking smoked that fool too? He
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: was like, man. No, no, no. The guy who set
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: it up killed the shooter so then no one would
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: ever know.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: But that was the guy's motive from the beginning. Because
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: he asked multiple people.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: And he just, the story was done wrong.
• 51:03
  Speaker 7: But yeah, so this was the logic. He hired some
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: black guy to do some like housework. And obviously this
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: guy's broke because he's doing housework. So he ends up
• 51:11
  Speaker 7: telling him like, hey, I need you to kill my wife.
• 51:13
  Speaker 7: I have a super fucking like policy on her where
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: they're going to give me a million dollars. I'll give
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: you 50 racks up front, 50 racks after she's dead
• 51:20
  Speaker 7: type of shit.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 51:22
  Speaker 7: But yeah, but what this, yeah, but this full from
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: the beginning. So he was like, you're going to go
• 51:27
  Speaker 7: in there and you're going to act like you're robbing
• 51:29
  Speaker 7: the place. And then you're just going to kill my
• 51:31
  Speaker 7: wife and leave. Well, this fucker didn't tell him like, well,
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: you're robbing. I'm going to come up on you and
• 51:37
  Speaker 7: then kill you. Get rid of both of you guys.
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: Now it seems like I killed the shooter of my wife.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: I'm the hero.
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: And then obviously investigation goes down. You're fucking phone tracking.
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: It's just, it's hard now.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: It's a little too hard.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Six wives killed four of them.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Wait, like, not all at once. He wasn't, like, Mormon.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: No, like, over time, he had six wives, and four
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: of them died.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is just a move that he was, like, overusing. Yeah.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: He was a greedy prick. Yeah.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: It's kind of a brilliant plan.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Give your wife once and move on, buddy.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: You do it once.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: You get one life policy a life. You get one.
• 52:11
  Speaker 7: You don't get four of them. Like, why are you
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: racking up that much fucking money?
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: And every time it's the same thing.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah.
• 52:15
  Speaker 7: No, there have been different ones. It was all different ones.
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: But that's the one that I think caught him caught up.
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: He literally was just, that's a clever move though.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: It's very clever.
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: It'd be very funny if he tried that multiple times.
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: He's like, dude, I've killed four of my wife's assailants.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Where is my purple heart?
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: What the fuck?
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Dude, did you hear that other news? Is it true?
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, you might know. Is there a conspiracy that
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Kim Jong-un really died? Oh, really? Oh, I don't know
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, bro, that shit's been all over the news.
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: He had been going through, like, some, like.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: He's always had, like.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: They said he had a brain hemorrhage.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Who's gonna be Kim Chung-do?
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Bro, his sister.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: All he did... You gotta think about it. Oh, yeah,
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: it is his sister. Oh, she's evil as fuck, they say.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: They say she's worse.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: She's really bombing shit.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: His sister?
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, shit. His sister's, like, fucking... That's who it
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: goes to, not his kids? Nah, dude. I think it's
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: his sister, right?
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: I don't know how that shit works, but it's like
• 53:05
  Speaker 7: if you don't have a son, it goes to your
• 53:07
  Speaker 7: daughter and all this stuff, but that's.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Why they kill each other. Yeah, bro.
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: If you're going to be king and you have an
• 53:13
  Speaker 7: older brother, you're killing your older brother, bro. It's in
• 53:16
  Speaker 7: those times where you're like, what the fuck this for?
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: You want to be king, bro?
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Nah, I'd let my brother be king. Imagine the king's
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: brother is so much more fun than me, the king.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I agree, but that's not how- You're a blue pill, motherfucker.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Nini just doesn't want to do shit, bro.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Yo, you get the chill.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: It's your brother.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Nini just never wants to do shit, bro. Never wants
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: to do nothing, bro.
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: Nini just says, I'll just say- Nitty's just leaned against
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: the throne like, hey, you gonna do.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Something about this? Yeah, man. Looks kind of dirty here.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: The purpose of life is to just be, man.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Why you guys want to do so much?
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: You are a fucking foot, bro.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: Just trying to be, dog.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Bro, you still tripping on shrooms, huh? Still tripping on shrooms, dog.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about this trip.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: They never got out of. It was still in there
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: right now. It was like, just be.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Listen, you're supposed to be.
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: What is that? What are you drinking?
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: It's my Super Greens, but I don't have a shaker cup. Oh, okay.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: He just keeps using random jars.
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: It's from a Southwestern black bean thing I had.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Don't leave it here. We'll throw it away again.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: I brought this one specifically because it's, you know, Mexican people,
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Mexican food.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: There's beans in there.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you think that fool, like, I don't know
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: if his sister gets in, like, she's fucked up way
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: more than that fool is, I heard.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they say so.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: And I go, what if she's the one that really
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: bombs some shit, dog? That fool was always just frontin'.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Is this Kim? Is she Kim, too? Yeah, they're all
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: John Hoon. And then what if, like, what if the
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: only reason Kim John Hoon didn't do it is because
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Dennis Rodman lives here? Ooh.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Easy.
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: We'll just get Angel Reese to go over and fucking
• 54:59
  Speaker 6: take care of that.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, if Kim Jong-un's guy was Dennis Rodman, who do
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: you think his sister's favorite.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: Celebrity would be?
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Probably like some K-pop dude.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: No, from America.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: Pick an American one. If you had to think.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: It's Megan Fox. And then she gets there and she's
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: ugly in person.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: She's like, no!
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: I was going to say Beyonce, but I think they're racist.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: But they're not, though, because Dennis Rodman's black.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: So I'm wrong.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: They're not racist towards, like, celebrities. I was about to say,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: to celebrities.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: They're racist to the poor blacks.
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: Hitler loved Jesse Owens, dude.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: He's like, motherfucker, go run. He was the only one
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: to shake his hand, as a matter of fact, dog.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: You know how I'ma fucked up that made America look, dog?
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Just like the guy who's killing all the fucking Jews
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: is shaking this guy's hand and we don't let him
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: go to the same bathroom, dog. That's way fucked up, dog.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: In the gathering of fucking the world's athletic fucking showcasing, dog. Yo,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: saying the gathering. You know what I just saw?
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: You ever seen the gathering of the Juggalos?
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: He could use someone like you.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah. I've seen the gathering of the Juggalos.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: You've seen the Juggalos.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: Gathering of the Juggalos.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: You've seen that?
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit's disgusting.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Disgusting.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: I just saw fucking Channel 5 go over there and
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: do that shit.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, whoa. Have you ever seen that?
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: I was friends with a couple of Juggalos.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: That's the whitest shit I've ever seen in my life.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: It's horrifying.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Show me your butthole. what the fuck see like I
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: staple his balls yeah what the fuck what are you
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: guys doing they have an ass.
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: Eating contest all they did was remind me of the
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: fucking pain olympics and I was like what the fuck
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: people like this.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Do really exist that's like they created a they're not
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: even there for the same clown they don't even care
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: about that anymore.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Oh really like.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: It's other bands now like it's they'll do they'll obviously
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: do a set but it's like.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: The chicks there too what the fuck.
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: It's insane See, I haven't been tapped into that since
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: like 2011. That's like Badlands.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: I just saw a video of it.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: It's crazy.
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: They put out a song around that time called Miracles.
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: Have you guys ever heard that song? Maybe the greatest
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: song ever recorded.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: You should listen to it. Really?
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: My CP?
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: Did you notice and recognize miracles?
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know that song.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: What's Badlands?
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: It's Like, no man.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, game.
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: I was about to say, I was like, you'd rather
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: go to Burning Man, right? You'd go to Burning Man, right?
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: Burning Man sounds like fun, right?
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I agree. I would love to go. That
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: sounds crazy. That sounds crazy.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: That I would go to observe, like you'd go watch
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: something at the zoo.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. And you'd go participate.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: You know, just observing it, though, bro. I know, that's
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: the thing, so I can't. To be a fly on
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: the wall. To be a fly on.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: A piece of shit.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: Somebody got murdered there last year.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: Where, at Burning Man.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: Really, why?
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Like, murdered or died? Murdered. Like, murdered. How convenient that
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Tommy didn't say nothing about that.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: It wasn't an OD.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: It wasn't your typical, oh, someone OD'd at a festival.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: They don't know who did it?
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: It was a murder, for sure. How come Tommy didn't
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: say nothing about that to us, huh?
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: Was it him?
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Wait, what happened? Well, I don't know.
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: I got to look back at this guy's page. But
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: somebody went, which is also insane, to wait until the
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: next Burning Man and then go back to investigate the murders.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Tommy ate that fool.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: It happened last?
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: So it happened in 2025, Burning Man.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Somebody got murdered. And so he went back in 2026?
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this guy, this investigator went back a year later.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: Well, you got to think about it.
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: That's so stupid.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Let me wait one full calendar.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Year to open my investigation. It sounds different ground.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: No, but wait up.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: It sounds stupid, but... It's empty when the festival's over.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: It's a fucking... There's no city. Have you guys ever
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: seen where it's at?
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: Where's he going to go investigate?
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: The dirt?
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: So he's kind of just waiting to figure out if
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: that person....
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: Comes back or maybe anyone has any word be like because.
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: You don't know no one knows anything i mean i'm
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: just saying it's been a year like you think you
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: can make some phone calls.
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: But i'm pretty sure this was like his big like
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: this is the this i'm like.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: It's his tommy dissolved the body it's a pr stunt
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: yeah that too what are the facts that we know
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: about the case i don't died. We know that Tommy
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: was there.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: Tommy showed up. Yeah, I don't really have that much facts.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: But no one saw anything.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Three plates had security passes. That means he could have
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: put the body anywhere.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Crazy shit happens at festivals all the time.
• 59:21
  Speaker 7: At Lost Lands, some girl left her fucking baby in
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: the port-a-potty like a couple months ago.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: Left her baby or had a baby in it? She
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: left it.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Like, but she had a baby.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she had it.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Obviously, she was pregnant, and she literally had
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: it at the port party.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, she knows what she did.
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: Here's all the facts, dude.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Look.
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: The first recorded homicide in the history of Burning Man
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: Festival occurred August 2025. 37-year-old Russian dude found fatally stabbed
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: inside of a tent.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Tommy says he hates Russian people.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: At the Black Rock.
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: Black Rock?
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Black Rock?
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: 9.14 p.m., lying in a pool of blood with a
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: knife lodged in his neck.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Black rock, dude.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Inside a red and white tent. I'm going to tell you, dog,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: it's just crazy.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: It was a murder.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: For sure, it was a murder.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: A Russian guy in a black rock tent? Burning Man
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: does not sound cool, dude. It sounds like it's been
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: infiltrated by.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: The White House. Everybody who left the gathering in the
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: juggalos left alive, I hear. Yeah, right?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: Don't judge them, dude.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: If you look into it, it's pretty occultic.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: It's pretty occult.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: You got to think about it. They're burning the man.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: And it's, like, it's all, like... I thought that stood
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: for the government.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: Like, the men.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but not really, too, if you look into it.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: It's, like, they're in the solstice, and it goes back into, like,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: just back into, like, the bohemian growth.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: You can take, like, masons. It's all just fucking... It's
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: all weird.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: It's just weird.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Anytime you're burning something, usually. Yeah.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: And then who's there all the time?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: Tech bros. Elon Musk was there a couple years ago.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Look at Tommy's vlog from last year. I don't know
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: who Tommy is, but it makes me.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: Laugh every time you bring this guy up.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: If we showed you a picture of him, you'd laugh
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: even harder, bro.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: He looks like that muesli guy. Well, he's the homie.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: He works.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: He sets up all these, like he goes to Burning
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Man every year to set it up. Oh. So he
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: goes to the Super Bowl, he does all this. And
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: he's always, when he's out there, he's sending us videos like, hey,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: check it out. And this is that he's out there.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: So I'm just like, I'm just saying, man, he might
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: have seen this guy.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: That guy might be in his vlog. Tommy killed him, dude.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: What was his name? Victor Krigliev. Yeah.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: Tommy Three Plates, serial killer. Every festival he goes to,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: if you look into it, someone dies.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: I wonder why.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: They said he had a bite on his neck. So
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Tommy's worried. And it was a fire fucked
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: up bite. Shit looks out everywhere.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: That would be crazy, though, if that really happened.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, because it's
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: kind of a Tom Segura thing that he started.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 7: But you've heard of the Garth Brooks fucking.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Conspiracy, right?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, how they say that like every concert that he's at,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: there's always a murder in a fucking, in a, in a,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: like not that, like a five mile, ten mile radius.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: It's a full conspiracy, bro. It's a fucking lore. It
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 7: started on your mom's house. They were literally being assholes
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: because they were making fun of Garth Brooks because he
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 7: looks kind of weird when he talks on camera.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: He just looks like a robot.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 7: So these fools just started making fun of him on
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: your mom's house and started calling him, he's probably a
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: serial killer. They just start, you know how it is.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: They start this war, dude.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: Now, if you go to Garth Brooks' Instagram, it's all
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: about your mom's house. And it's fucking annoying if you're
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: Garth Brooks where you're literally trying to promote your concert
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: and all you read is your mom's house and just
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 7: insider jokes from your mom's house. But there's this lore
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: now where Tom Segura literally started telling everybody Garth Brooks
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: is a serial killer.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: And it's just, it's obviously not fucking real, but you
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: can literally.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: Wait, how do we know it's not real?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: How do we know?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: But what's the thing? Because there has been murder.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: He tours so much that you can put a murder
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 7: on him anywhere. So people are literally be like, just
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 7: connecting the dots that aren't there, but they kind of
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 7: are there just because he tours so much.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: Hang on.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Am I missing?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 9: Garbrook just stopped by. There so happens to be a murder.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: And people connect it. And your mom's house thinks they're funny.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 7: Now you got this whole lore that he don't even
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: knows about it. I know about it because I've been
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: watching your mom's house. I'm just a little bit confused.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: What do you want me to explain to you?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Maybe Nitty's heard about this one.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 9: Just accept that there is a conspiracy.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. But wait. Have you heard of the- It
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: sounds real to me.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: But it's not.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: Every concert that he does, somebody gets murdered at every concert.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Oh. Not at the concert. At the city. In the city.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: Like, in their city.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: My bad.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: My bad. I meant in the city.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no. In the city.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: I'm like, everybody's like, yeah, every time he does a concert,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: he gets murdered. Have you heard of the Garth Brooks murder?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: Garth Brooks conspiracy that your mom's house started?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: So I'll say it again.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: So fucking your mom's house is a fucking, it's a
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: podcast like ours. And they just started making fun of
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: Garth Brooks because he looks like a fucking robot and
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: all those things. So fucking Thompson girl was like, I
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 7: think he's a serial killer. And this fucking conspiracy started.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: Someone dies in every city.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: In every city where he's at. But he tours so
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: much where it kind of makes sense. But now there's
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: books about it. And his whole Instagram. You go on
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 7: his Instagram, it's all about your mom's house. It's not
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: even about Garth Brooks. We're talking about one of the
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: biggest country stars in America. And if you go on
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: his Instagram, it's all about your mom's house. He's so
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: annoyed about it and he won't address it. He should
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: just address it and be like, yo, but he's that
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 7: guy with his PR is probably telling him not to.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: And your mom's house is running with up even more.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: So now your mom's house.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: I want to hear that song.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: It's crazy that he comes out with.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: I got friends in no places. I ain't a serial killer.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Bro, people are dying every day in every city. No
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: matter which artist is there.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: So it's like these little insiders where like Thompson Girl
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: starts asking him, where are the bodies?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Where are the bodies?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: So then.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: Thompson Girl fans, your mom's house, will go to Garth
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: Brooks concerts, buy the most expensive seats, and then have
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: a sign. And then right when the camera goes to them,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: they flip it, and it says, where are the bodies, Gene, bro?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: It's getting to the point where it's like, yo, what
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: the fuck is going on?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: That's kind of awesome, actually.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: It's awesome.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 7: At your mom's house, you're like, at Thompson Girl, you're like,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 7: what the fuck am I getting these people to do?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: He's annoyed about it.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: I guess he's like, they kind of talk about it
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: in his PR, but they don't want him to know.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: These people are trolling now. Yes, it's a fool.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: No one believes it. I don't know.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Do they believe it now? People are crazy, dude. People
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: believe anything, dawg. People believe any AI bullshit. He's almost
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: started believing me five seconds ago.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: Whoa, dude.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: I mean, there's a big difference between the city and
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: at the concert. I thought you meant somebody was getting
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: fucking shot inside the arena.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: He believes the earth is flat. It's flat. Tell me
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: it's round.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Hey, man.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: I've never been to the end, so I can't tell
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: you for sure.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: See, that's what I'm saying. And you know what? After that,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: I was always so determined to go see the end
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: of the wall. But after what happened to Oliver Tree,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: I'm cool. I don't need that shit.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: You guys do whatever.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: Whatever it is.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: I'm comfortable on it.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: Here's my thing about it. If it's flat or if
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: it's round, it changes my life 0%.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: You're right. Nothing changes.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: But how is it that everyone lying to you doesn't
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 7: really change and fuck up your mind? Like, let's say
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 7: it is flat. You wouldn't be like, wait up. This
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: whole time since I've been little, that's the first lie ever.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: It's literally the earth if it's fucking round.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: So many jokes about round stuff.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 7: You have to change all your jokes. You have to
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: go back and change every fucking book.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: It's nuts.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: I'm just saying it's not like if the earth is flat,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: I'm not suddenly going to be a millionaire.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: That shit's not going to make my rank go down.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: China is not underneath me.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: That actually would fuck me up.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: That's where my shoes come from. All that shit stops
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: you from progressing in your regular life. Unless you're super
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: successful and bills ain't no fucking worry for you. Trust dog.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Finding out if the earth is flat or round is
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: not going to lower your interest rate on your mortgage.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: It's not going to lower my payments on my car.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: But Capital One, the earth is flat.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: It's going to make the value of your property go down.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: There's more land. You guys are idiots. There's more land.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: Your property is worth nothing now if there's a lot
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 7: more land.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Just saying, though, you could literally just say your property
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: will go down. Are they going to show us the land, though? Yeah,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. We don't know. That's what I'm
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: trying to say. We don't know if it's... I don't know.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: Inhabitable?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: I wasn't going to say that.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you were.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: That looks like it works.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 7: But not a serious question, but is there any conspiracy
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: that if you found out it was real, would it
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: change your life?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Is there any where you would be like, holy fuck.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Finding out none of that shit would change our life.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Finding out if Charlie Kirk fucking really got shot or
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: if he fucking exploded.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: Aliens?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: It wouldn't affect none of our lives, bro. Aliens wouldn't
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 7: fuck your mind. Your religion wouldn't be thrown out the window.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: There's really nothing.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: I have no religion.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: I have no God. I have none of that.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, but you have no God.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 7: Wouldn't it fuck your mind that there's aliens? That would
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 7: be cool. I didn't say cool. I said change your life, motherfucker.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it would change my life.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, cool.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: I'd walk differently.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: I think, like, a sports one would fuck me up.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Like, what do you mean a sports one? I
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: don't know. I'm trying to think.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: Like Maradona not being coked out? Fucking Barry Bonds not
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 7: on Roy's? That fool was definitely on Roy's.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: Illuminati?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: That would be cool?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know. There's a couple I think would, I
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: don't know, not change my life, but I think. Like,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: I don't, like, bro, like. Like, if I find out
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: what BlackRock is up to by buying all the houses
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: in the hood and I uncover that conspiracy and they're like, hey,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: we'll just give you a few houses, that'll change my life.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Okay, boom. Like, that's a
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: conspiracy that I'm like, I guess he changed it. But
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: if me finding out that there's a wall after Antarctica, like, bro,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: I can't shoot everything there. You know what I mean? Like,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: if I had to protect myself, I'm going to stay here, bro.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: The Boyle Heights fire. The lineage fire.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: There's all the conspiracies about that.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Those I was actually like, oh, shit.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: Because they were talking about how they're like, you know,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 6: the conspiracies anyway we're talking about how like this is
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: like them destroying like our current uh infrastructure so they
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: can usher in like the new era the new digital
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: era and all this stuff and they're burnt they're burning
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: all this stuff down like build data centers and all
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: like that that kind of fucked with me A little bit.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 9: Hawaii?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Because I live right down the street from here.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 7: This one would fuck with me for sure. If the
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 7: government came out and said, you know what, guys? We
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: actually never really went to the moon. That would really
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 7: fuck with me, dog.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: What would change about your life? I want to hear
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: what exactly.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: I would not trust anything they say.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: But you already don't.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: More.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: More.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 7: More.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: More.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 7: I would start believing we didn't even went to World
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 7: War II. I would start doubting everything.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: What if you found out the Great Reset.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: It sounds like it wouldn't better your life. You would
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: just become more paranoid. What if you found out the
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: Great Reset happened 200 years ago? Huh?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: 200 years ago, not 2000 or 6000.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: I would have to change.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: You have to go change the books. You have to
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 7: go change the high school yearbooks at least.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Why, fool? You don't have to go back to school
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: and let these fools worry about it. Those are going
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: to be my kids, bro.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: I can't be having my kids think that we went
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: to the moon when we didn't.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: Boop.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: Worry about it when that when it's i'm with x
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: but i also understand your point where it's like nothing
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: is going to change but.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 7: It's like we should know we shouldn't you think yeah
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 7: we have the right to know like what why.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: Do i write this shit we don't have the right
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: to shit i just want to know oh.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah i was about to say you're american but you're
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 7: not i was about to say dude you got rights.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: You're right. You got the right to shit.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: You're right. There's no rights, dude. It never happened.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: Matter of fact, that's the conspiracy, dude. The fact that
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: we ever had rights at all.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: The illusion of democracy.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: The illusion of choice. Just to keep you in line, fool.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Here's a hundred flavors of ice cream. Look how much
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: choice you have. Yeah, dog.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: That's a lot, dude.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Askin' Robbins only has one. Yeah, for sure.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: When you have 100 choices of ice cream to think about,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: you don't think about the other shit that you don't have.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, by the time your lifetime is done, you wouldn't
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: even be able to try all of them. So it's like, hey, bro,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: knock yourself out. You're never going to figure it out.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Just live your life, dog.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: You living a democracy?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 7: Like how you say the wall, like how you say, oh,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 7: if there's a world behind the wall, I was like,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 7: that would definitely change the world. I'd be so excited
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 7: because there's like new animals.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: For a person that loves Pokemon, there could be a Pokemon.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: I was literally going to say, dude. I don't know
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: how that's not exciting, bro. I'd be so stuffed. I'd
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: be like, wait a what? Look, fool, there's still animals
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: that we haven't discovered.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: Here, dog.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Not like that, though.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: Not big ones.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: We got all the big ones. Flamethrowing ones. Flamethrowing lizards, dude. Yes, bro.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Come on. You know how many Indians are going to
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: move there so fast, bro? That's why they don't want
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: to fucking go, bro. We can get rid of the Indians. Yeah,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: send people to places we don't want. But I don't
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: want India. They ruined it already.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, the Indians, just like how there's Indians
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: all over the world, you don't think we're going to
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: be the first ones to go to.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: The new world?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Just start polluting it?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going to go open.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: Up fucking 7-Eleven over there so fast? We do need 7-Elevens, though.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: They don't have them. See, that's the thing. I think
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: the reason there's a wall there, bro, is because stuff is...
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: I think it's because we... That's the original wall, dude.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 6: The president of that land is like.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: Dude, keep them out.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: No more 7-Elevens.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: 7-Elevens.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Convenience stores over the wall. I think once you cross
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: that wall, you become a part of the food chain.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: He's like, build a wall. Tell them it's round. Build
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: a wall. Make it a nice wall. Tell them it's round.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Tell them there's stars. Just going to build scam centers
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: and shit, bro.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: I'll bet you they don't have data centers over there.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Fuck, man. It's pure data. There's no center. Our data.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: That's what they're living off of.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, you can't store all the
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: data in India. It would just get stolen. You see
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: what happened to that guy who cleaned the river in India?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: He was making headlines like two, three weeks ago. This kid, right?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: He's like, man, I'm tired of seeing India all dirty.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: So he starts cleaning this fucking river, right? fucking accomplishes
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: this shit and it's like damn people are praising him
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: no wait up wait up wait up hold on hold
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: on and then he fucking builds trash like he puts
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: trash cans and he puts like the things like please
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: bro just i'll clean the trash cans just like don't
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: litter dog a week later all the indian people threw
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: all the trash back in the river dog and within
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: 10 minutes they stole the trash.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: Cans that's hilarious I was.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Like, that kid is all crushed.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 9: Oh, wait a minute.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Poverty, dog. That's what he does.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 7: Are you sure? I thought he had some bulldozer guy
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 7: come over there and help him clean it.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Now it's clean. Nah.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, he did everything he did to get
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: it clean. But then, like, a week later, like, the
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: locals just kept throwing trash. Like, oh, he got through
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: the trash man.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: I think they fixed it.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 6: Nah, bro.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: It's dirty again.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: I thought he had some guy with a bulldozer.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: And they stole his trash cans, dog.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: He gets AI news.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Nah, this was on Real News.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: Wait, did you say there's no data centers in India?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 9: There are data centers in India.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: All over.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: For sure, there is.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: 100%.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: It's fucking IT, dog.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: You need data centers to fucking.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Hold everybody's information. It's all identity theft. It's all our data. Yeah. Yeah, bro.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Straight up, bro. It's all identity theft. What the fuck
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: do they want to.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: Know about you guys?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: We have everybody in the world's mother's maiden name.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Remember when India tried to say they went to the
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: moon and then their video was like fucking like this
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: shit was like some PS2 graphics?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 7: Bro, how'd you feel about that being an Indian and
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 7: that's what they gave your people and told your people
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 7: that's how you guys went to the moon?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: The fuck did Mexico do?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 7: They don't lie to us that bad. Have you seen
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 7: the footage?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was horrible. Bro, it's horrible.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: It looks like Nintendo.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: It's not even real. It's just like squares.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 7: But then they have people cheering, too.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: They thought they were NASA. Yeah, they thought they were NASA.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: They have their own NASA. I don't know what it's called,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: but it's fucking... It's not fucking.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: It's not run by three black women. Like your NASA.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: Bro, yeah.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 9: Literally, India claims.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: I saw the movie. I can't believe... Look, I can't...
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: Hidden figures. If you type it on Google, does it
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: say India landed on the moon?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Maybe that was AI.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: I got to find this out. Did India land on
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: the moon?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know where I... Like, wherever they
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: sell this... They sell this game? Somebody made a... It
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: says yes.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: You didn't believe that information?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: No, but I want to know if it says that
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: it does because the proof.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: Now, can you show us the proof of them landing
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: on the moon?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: That right there. That's the proof. And that's what.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: And that was enough to put it on Google that
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: they landed on the moon is what I'm trying to say.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: That's more realistic than the video they showed us from America. Bro,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: They look.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: That does not look like Dexabord.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: Bro, they both look fake as fuck.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: The Indian NASA is Tika and Nassala.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: Bro, I think... Look, look, they're cheering at a fucking game, bro.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: What's that room smell like, fool? The computers are like, bro.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Short-circuiting and shit. Who's got a happiest fuck about that shit, dog?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: No respect to the Indians.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 7: They just landed on the moon, dog.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Give them some respect, bro.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Because they're using real cameras.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: They don't have cameras that can show us landing on
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: the moon like how America did.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: This is what it really looks like from what we have.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: 3D imaging.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 6: They say that Stanley Kubrick filmed our moon landing. So
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 6: I know for sure that your guys' is real because
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 6: there wasn't.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: Like 40 people dancing behind it at the same time.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Exactly. It wasn't a Bollywood film. Even for the time though,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: the fact that America is still fucking convinced everybody to
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: do it is without having to go. and all the
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: other nations were like, man, fuck it, they beat us.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: That's still kind of like, hey, bro, we one-upped you guys. Like,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: it's just like, and even now, I'm sure it's like,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: and then on top to make a story and say, hey,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: we're not welcome back, dog. I don't know what happened, but.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Hands down.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 7: If he did that shit, that's even, that's hands down.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 7: He fooled everybody for how long? Bro, I don't think Russia,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 7: I don't think Russia says we landed on the moon.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 7: I'm almost sure their school books say these fools did
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 7: not land on the moon.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Just ask, uh, chat. Fucking Russians. We eat each other, dog.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: I don't think we can access, like, Russian education from
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: our internet.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: Our internet's free, isn't it?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: Imagine what a Russian petting zoo would be.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Like in the dark net.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, get on tour and then let's see.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: A Russian petting zoo is like just a grizzly bear?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: They fucking.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: They're wild people, dog.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Russians. Yeah, they're fucking crazy.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: They're just European-Americans. I don't know if they're... Yeah, they
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: like to drink beer and shoot guns, bro.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: They're like all Florida men. They just do wild shit.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 6: They are the craziest people of all time. Even countries
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: that are close to Russia. I've had Latvian friends. Those
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 6: people are out of their minds.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: I know one with the Ixtan in their name.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Ixtans?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: I saw this video. It's like world's craziest prisons. I
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: think six of them were in Russia.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: I believe it.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, and then the rest of them were, like,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: in Asia, which I was like, ah, right, Asians are,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: you know, they seem pretty.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: Russian prison's like a cave in Siberia, dude.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: You gotta eat grass.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: They have those dogs, like, those dogs that fucking have,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: they have outside some of those prisons... I'm like, dude,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: even the dogs are fucking crazy, dog. They'll maul somebody
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: to death. They're hungry. Yeah. No, these are like fucking,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: they're massive. It's like a certain breed they have in Russia.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit, you can't even import this dog.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: Fuck. I think the propaganda of Russia has gotten so good.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: That's a rescue dog right there.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: I can't even picture a beautiful summer day in Russia.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: It just always feels drab and rainy and cold to
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: me in my head.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 6: That's why everybody lives in Moscow and St.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Petersburg.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: They had a whole World Cup there.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: I don't remember it.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 6: It's like Canada is the same way. Everything above a
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 6: certain point. Their land is like you can't grow anything
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 6: on it. It's like hard rock and just brutal.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Russia hosted the World Cup in 2018.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: It was a whole.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: But you can go to Moscow, right? Yeah, for sure.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: St.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Petersburg. You could go to certain parts of Russia, right,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: just to go visit?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: I don't know if we can. I don't know if, like.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: I think the United States has to.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: Let you go.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: Didn't that black chick get fucking caught up with that vapor?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because Tucker Carlson interviewed someone from Russia, and the
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 7: United States was not too happy about that.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you can just go to Russia.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: I know Russians for sure can't come over here.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 7: You need to go through a whole visa process.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: And I think they would do the same to us.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: I don't think they're just going to.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Be like, oh, yeah, Americans, come here.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Unless your name is Edward Snowden.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: There's a Russian comic I know that's in America, Ali.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Send us some of your good ones.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: And he goes.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: You need like three passports in Russia. You need one
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: to leave the city, one to leave the state, and
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: one to leave the country.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: That's fucked up. Isn't that crazy? I mean, dude, everyone
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: just talks about getting a passport.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 9: There are no restrictions to fly to Russia.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Hey, do they got a lot of missing children in
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: Russia like we do here? Probably.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: I feel like they got Epsteins. Every country has.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: Their own Epstein.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I guarantee you, every country.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Africa has a... It's out to feed the reptilians. Yeah.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: Every country. And some guys are just straight up pedophiles.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: You don't think China has a big ass.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: They were the first ones, dog.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: Where do you think they get... They pick them up
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: from the factory.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: They don't even need to go out of their way
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: that much. This one makes shoes really good.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: Keep him, but the one that makes one an hour,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: bring that kid.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: The Asian? It's just like the Asian lady? This guy's lazy.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: Do you think they want the lazy one or the
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: hardworking one?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: No, the hardworking one is going to give them more shoes.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: They're like, we're just going to... Yeah, see, I'd stay, bro.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: They'd take you for sure.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just going to.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they'd go rape you.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just going to... He's going to be like,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: I'm here to fucking make shoes, dawg. He's going to
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: be a manager.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: He's going to be a manager because he'd be the
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: other three-year-old whipping the other three-year-olds.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Number one. He'd be Ghislaine Maxwell.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: He'd be like, take that one.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: He's not a hard worker.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 7: That guy's always taking shit breaks and takes the longest shit.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: You're going next, dog. Fuck you. That kid's parents don't
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: even write to him anymore.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, take him too. No one will ever have a
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 7: question about him. he's instantly be everyone's favorite oh yeah
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 7: dog he's on you manager now oh yeah.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: Be alive bitch have all the toys all right let's
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: get into some of the super chats salute to everybody
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: that's in the super chats right now 11 years old
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: getting ready for retirement yeah it's more it's way more
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: realistic than here dog You're going to go pushing 40,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: not even close. All right, let's fucking get into it.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: Starts having kids just to put them to work.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: You could, dog.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: He's like, you better not be lazy.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: If not, you'll end up with these. Kids got to
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: work now. You'll end up with Nitty. Average lifespan. You'll
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: end up with your uncle Nitty getting diddled over there.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 7: Get to work.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: Diddy Island.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get into some of the fucking Super Chats.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: There's three prizes. Shut the fuck up, Nitty. There's three
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: prizes today. There's a Polak prize. There's one Polak care package,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: and there's two half zips. So there's two chances. One
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: whole zip going to you guys. So first place and
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: second place and third place is getting the Polak care package.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the Super Chats. Ray, please.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 9: Hulk hands. Buenos dias, conguitos y conguitas. Same team.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: Buenos dias, dog.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: Hey, dog, what happened to your Raiders, homie?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't taunt Raiders fans, dog. They'll fucking fight your ass.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: He just fights because he posted on his own Instagram.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 7: He'll be like, I know when I get to work
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 7: on Monday, everyone's going to ask me, what's up with
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 7: them Raiders? So, what's up with them Raiders, dog? Are
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 7: they not.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: Doing good no more?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 7: Bro, they were 3-0, winning three in a row.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: No, they're 3-3. They're 3-3. So, they just lost three
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: in a row, dog. They can never win, dog. It
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: happens with them. They're probably going to be good this year,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: I hope they make it to the playoffs.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 7: As much as I love to roast on them, they
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 7: deserve it.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I feel like somebody in the organization is really
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: against them because you just don't build a fucking top-of-the-line
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: stadium and just... You know what I mean? Like, bring
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: something there, you know? Not only that, too, but I've always...
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: It takes a couple years, though. I was going to say, yeah,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: LAFC got it in five. No. And they got that
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: brand new BMO, so I'm like.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 7: I'm with E-Zone on it. There's someone behind them not...
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 7: Something behind them not winning because... We all think money,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 7: sports is behind.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: They're not like the Browns.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: It's not like a regular just franchise. They're like a
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: legendary franchise.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 7: If they win the World Series, if they win the
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 7: fucking Super Bowl, do you know how many jerseys will
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 7: be bought?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 7: Money-wise, it is the team you kind of want to win, bro.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 7: The fan base is heavy, and they haven't won in forever,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 7: so they're going to be like, this is my.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: Year, brother.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 6: They're for sure going to win in the next three years.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 7: I don't know if they're just holding it off to
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 7: make these fools really go buy a jersey. These Tolos
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 7: ain't going to buy nothing unless it's been like 15 years.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 6: It's going to be the collapse of America when the
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 6: Raiders win the Super Bowl.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 5: Everything will be on fire.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl, they would sell the most jerseys, dog. The
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: Cowboys and Raiders.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Going at it. They would fucking sell the most jerseys, dude.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: The Cowboys is one of the oldest teams, and then
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Raiders has such a crazy fan base.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 6: Well, if you think what's happening in Paris is bad
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 6: right now, just wait till the Raiders win the Super Bowl.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: It's going to triple it.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: Do you know what started?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: Vegas is going down.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 7: Do you know what started that France thing?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: They didn't have enough pencils? Dude, it was some teacher.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 7: It was some old, some older lady, some old teacher,
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 7: I guess. Her rent went up by like 200%. So
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 7: she couldn't afford to live as a teacher.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: So she ended up dying.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 7: And that's why these people are protesting because they're like, yo,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 7: a teacher shouldn't not be able to fucking.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: Like, That's awesome.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Become homeless. Yeah, that's so awesome.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 7: People are protesting, and now it's going back to the
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 7: school and how everything's just not okay.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: Everyone's broke, the groceries.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: So everyone's just complete. But it started with that one lady.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Did anybody pay for her funeral and shit? Everyone's broke, though.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: That's what I mean.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: Everyone's just kind of broke. I like that they burned
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: shit down, I guess. But at least put this lady
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: to rest. If you guys are going to burn shit
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: down because of, quote, unquote, her.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Let's just burn her house down first. We'll start here. Yeah.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: Free cremation. Yeah, dog.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: That's wild, man.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: I love the French for that, dude. They'll protest.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 6: I remember when I was a teenager, they protested. It
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 6: was similar. They were burning everything down. It was like
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: Social Security age went from 64 to 65.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now, though. All the fools in
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: America feeling inspired as.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 9: Fuck, dog.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you, dog. There is hella fucking... Shit
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: that the police and all the authorities have been awaiting.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: They're looking at you like fucking... Like Goldberg used to
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: look before striking a motherfucker with that spear. Hoping you
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: try this shit, dawg. Like, they want to test their
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: new weapons... They want to do all this shit. That
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: shit would not fly in America, dog, because.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: They are not afraid to smoke your ass here.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: They are not afraid to smoke your ass here, dog.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: It happened during all these protests, though, already.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: No, but, like, if you start doing, like, some shit
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: like that, bro, like, at this point... Looting?
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: That's what happens here.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Under this administration, I think they'll fucking be smoking people
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: left and right, dog.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 6: They have, like, the electrocution gloves and, like, the sound.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: They got that sound shit, too, that it makes your
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: stomach turn that they don't really bring out unless, like,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: motherfuckers are... Like, killing each other? Like, that shit will
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: disrupt some shit real fast.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, the reason they're... That's, like, the newest truck.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: They have there, dog. That shit has, like, satellites all
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: around it, dog. And that shit lets out a frequency.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, that shit will fucking tear your
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: insides up. Really? Yeah, dude. It's some crazy fucking shit.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: It's not a brown noise. It's going to make you
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: shit your pants.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: It's wild.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: Like, when you look at.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: Because I was... I think... You know that convention where
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: they have that military fools get together and they show
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: the weapons off? There's somebody who vlogged it and it's like,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: it always takes place in some fucking foreign country where
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: they just, it's like big fucking shit. And I was
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: watching clips of it and I'm like, holy shit, police
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: departments are getting this shit like it's brand new toys.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, that shit has like freaking, I'm like,
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: that's wild. They won't just put it out for no reason,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: but it's crazy to think.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 4: That I'm like, that's- I've seen it in Toronto on
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: the streets during the protests.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: That fucking satellite thing?
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's wild, right?
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it looks like the Ninja Turtle Band,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: but it has like four or five of them. Just
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: going to turn on a button.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 6: How come nobody's just like a regular guy gone over
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 6: to one of these conventions and been like, I want
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 6: that too?
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: Because it's military invite.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: No one's going to sell them.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: You have to have a weapons dealer license or fucking
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: military personnel. Yeah, clearance. All that shit. That shit ain't
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: like going to comic con.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: Or you just got to have enough money.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell Trippie. Are you going to try
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: to buy a general? Good luck. Hey, Trippie, let's get
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: that press pass. All right, let's get to the next one.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 9: Brian from MCA. Buenos dias, Grifos. Que onda mucha? Jose Murga,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 9: let's go.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: Buenos dias, dog. Good luck.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 9: Sebastian Andres. Buenos dias. Mismo equipo.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: Buenos dias, fool.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: Same team.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 9: Tino Santos sends us the one-up.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: Hippo. Thank you so much, dog. Good luck.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 9: Hulk hands. Good luck.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: And fools are getting it in. I was like, I
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: didn't even big it up, but I had two... Two
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: halves just packaged up back there. And I was like, man,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: fuck it. Let's bless somebody in the chat room.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 9: J-Moz Pastry Pies. Same team.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: Same team. I'm not giving nitties out.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 9: Vintage Love Senses the Black Cat.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: I'll buy it from you, Peggy.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 9: Vintage Love Senses the Black Cat. Damn Albert McFly says
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 9: same team.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: Same team.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 9: CA Alert Noke sends us two money sign emojis.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: That fool's going in today, dog. Good luck, player.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 9: Tino Santos sends us the trees. Hulk Hands, good luck.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: Good luck, homie.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 9: Hollywood Terp Hogan.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: Same tune.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: Same tune, fool.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 9: Samwise the Gray, hoping I get the chaser in the
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 9: holiday candle.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, they're almost sold out, by the way. Yeah,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: those are out. And there's also the holiday candles. There's
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: the first one where we don't smoke the same one
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: without Nitty for the people that want to preserve that moment.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: They have, what is it? It's the winter morning high
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: one is available. I'm not making any more for the
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: holiday season, so that's it. And then there's the holiday haze.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: And then the Halloween one, I think there's only like
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: two left. So go get them.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 9: 420 AGA. You don't even know the whole story. Hashtag
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 9: same team.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: He's still rocking.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: Like he never hit somebody in the face. Talking about
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: conspiracies and shit. Man. Imagine he hits you up to
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: be on the show.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 7: A typical ass.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, bro.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: I'm born again. Look into it. I'm born again.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: Look into it.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: Into what?
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: The lump on my wife's head. I didn't even hit her.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't do it.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 9: Oh, how's your sex life?
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 9: Best movie ever, dog. That movie changed my life. Thank
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 9: you for the super chat.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: Good luck.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 9: That motherfucker sends us the hatched egg.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: It's a little chick.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: Chicken.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: Chicken. Appreciate you.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: Vivid.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 9: Thank you guys for what you do. Same team.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: Same team, baby.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: Thank you for super chatting, dog.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 9: Brian from CA. What's good, Grifos? Good seeing you. Fools
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 9: last weekend at the Mercadito. The hash holes were fire.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 9: My suegro said the mega putazos was fire. Shout out
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 9: to him. Jose Diaz.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: What's up? I remember those fools.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: They were cool. Thank you for pulling up. It's going
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: to be happening again November 21st and 22nd, so it's
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: going to be a two-day event. If you guys want
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: to get a booth, let me know. There are limited spaces. But, yeah,
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: just hit me up on High and Hungry. So High
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: and Hungry Mecalito is going down. It's going to be
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: a two-day event from 9 to 3. And, yeah, secret
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: menu pop-ups going down there. Just a lot of people.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: Every vendor is different. So you just come check out
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: a bunch of different stuff. And this time, A Plus
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: Product is going to do it as well. So, you know,
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: he brings a big-ass booth.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 9: Hocants54.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: Good luck.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 9: Two Stone to Care. Same team. Alex Castro. Nitty uses
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 9: leche de vergas as a lotion.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: Every day, dog.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: Where you get that shit at, Nitty?
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: From this fool, the guy who super chats it.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's the plug.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: He's in on it. He's the plug for dick lotion.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: All right, I'll see you guys.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: My partner. Partner in crime?
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: Your partner in cum?
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 4: No mames.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: Somebody make that leche de verga for Nitty. That's going
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: to be his new flavor drop. It's dark. Nobody's going
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: to buy it. We're like, how come nobody's buying the dabs, fool?
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: Why is no one buying the verga?
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: Well, you can get a couple. There's some gay guys
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: that dab.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 7: You can get some gay guys to buy some fucking
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 7: verga rosin.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: 100%. Verga rosin. Verga rosin. Trippy doesn't want to sell
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: it to him. He's like, if you're going to call it,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: then I'm not going to sell it to you.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 7: This is straight rosin.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: I made it. There's no gay in it. Next one.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 7: Well, if niggas with oil can make rosin, so can
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 7: gay guys.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, though. That shit was crazy. Yo, we were
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: at the PuffCon. There's a bad dog. And every year,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: you see different companies. But you just see a booth.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: And it has like three black characters, and the booth's
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: name is Niggas With Oil.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: And they're selling out, bro.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: It's hot.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: It's hot, bro.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 9: I'm not even lying.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: It was good, though. It was good.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: Did you tell them why you bought it?
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: To see the N-word.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 7: They say you buy two Rasta chars, you can say
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 7: at the booth, though.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: Only at the booth.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: You get a pass.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, at the booth.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 5: Was it white people behind the booth?
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: Majority.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 7: They said you would have been fine, too.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: I would have bought you one. I would have been like, no,
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: it's okay. I'm buying his.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: Hey there.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: Howdy. Anybody want a free N?
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: Two jars get you an N pass.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: I bought two jars. I got one free pass.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: Who wants it?
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: You look like a guy that would use it.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 6: I'm passing it along.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: Is it passable? Can you pass it to someone else
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: once you get it? It dissolves like the Avengers. After
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: you fucking say it, you're like, damn.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: Hey there, hi there. One N-word.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: Move along, bud.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: I've seen.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: Roxanne use his. That shit just dissolves. All right, next one.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 9: That motherfucker, Ray, the Spotify. audio has been boo boo
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 9: which episode because I uploaded the last audio and I
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 9: actually went through it and it sounds pretty good to
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 9: me so specify.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah maybe go and replay it because I know Ray
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: fixed it and usually when it's a brand new thing
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: then usually they'll tell me or Xavier right.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 9: Away Yeah, but sorry about that. HulkHands54, Albert McFly, good luck.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 9: Good luck to both of you. Alex Castro.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, oh.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: Damn, there's a lot, fool.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 9: They just bombarded me.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: They want to win today, dog.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: HulkHands is using the Browse method.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 7: The crazy thing is most of these people have one,
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 7: so it's like they know it comes hooked up.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 7: So for everybody who hasn't won, trust me. People are
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 7: donating because they know what's up.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: They're playing the Browse game.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Instead of dropping $ 10 once.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: Last time was fun, dog.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: Drop $ 10, $ 1.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: Who should we do it for this time?
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: Hulk Hens?
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: Should we root for Hulk Hens?
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 7: I'm going to root for Hulk Hens. Because the Raiders
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 7: lost and he's probably crying.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: Next question. Next one.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 9: Alex Castro, Nitty, favorite food? Chicken, curry, rad curry, sopa
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 9: de verga.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: Especially when you make it. I just almost want this
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: guy to win.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 9: Hulk Hens 5'4. Good luck on both of those super chats.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 7: Juan Ortega.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 9: Freestyle nitty. That dirty, nasty fly that landed on XG
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 9: from the fly. From the fly's point of view.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: A fly landed on my dick.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: No, he's the fly's point of view.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: If you're the fly. Yeah, you landed on my dick. Okay.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: My dick.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: My dick.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: Landed on XG's dick. I love shit, but straight up,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: this is making me sick.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: It's dirty.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: It smells like XG's dick. Straight up, it's making me sick.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: There we go. You repeated two things twice.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not a fucking... You're not a fly.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 4: You're right.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: You're not a fly.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: You're right.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: His penis smells.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: I can't tell.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: You forgot to do this shit.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: I saw that shit do that. It was weird. Why
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: did you wait that long for it to do it, bro?
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: I was on drugs, bro. Leave the fuck alone, dog.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: All right, to give you context, bro, he was at
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: a festival, and he went to a porta potty, and
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: he was peeing, and he said this fly just landed
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: on his dick. The hood pulled back. yeah apparently long
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: enough for him to do this shit so I'm like
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: are you just sitting there is it.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 6: The horniest fly of all time it was.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: Pregnant it left her pregnant.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 7: Coachella flies the reverse David Cronenberg trying to get messy.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: Those flies have papers fuck you they do they were.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 7: All born here yeah bro it came out of nowhere.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: And he didn't even shower right away.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: Landed on XG.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: Smells like poopy.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: All right, next question.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're done with these rappers. No more rap fucking
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 2: super chats. Five bucks enough for this rap. Nah, keep
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: sending them in. Five bucks enough for this rap.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: Keep sending them in.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: This is how you get better. That was five bucks.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: How else do you get better?
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 2: Five bucks is cool.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 9: That was actually five bucks.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: You get better by practicing.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: You're not trying to be a rapper. I am. I
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: want to be the next E-Zone.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: Would you be?
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 7: You want B-Real to hear it, huh?
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yo, B, check out my rap.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: He doesn't let you come in anymore. Check out my rap, B.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: Plays it. My name is XG. Trying to get messy.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 5: Somebody's going to sample that and make a song.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 4: Sign me, B.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 9: Sign me, B.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: I'll be Nreal. All right, C10J.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 9: Chamoy boys. Same team, homies.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: All day. And there's a lot of chamoy boys out there.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 6: You got a little gang.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: You guys try to talk shit. There's a lot of
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: people that are tagging the homie. They're like, hey, bro,
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: people really like the chamoy. And honestly, it is bomb,
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: but people. It's fire.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: Chamoy gang.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: Man, Wade's got like 10 bags.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: Chamoy gang.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: Chamoy boy.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: Chamoy gang.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: You're a gang now.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: You got enough boys?
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: You're a gang.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: I'm a chamoy boy. I'm also a goy. Your color
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: is a chamoy color, right?
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: You guys bang the chamoy color?
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: Have you ever ate chamoy? yeah you like it yeah
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: right it's just yeah.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 7: It's good right school fucking jerks off to it I'm
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 7: not like seeking it out but it fits around him
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 7: bro if you leave if you leave a michelada with
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 7: a little bit of tahini around it he'll go on
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 7: it and fucking go to town on.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 3: That cup that's crazy call me XG at a rave
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna lick your rim dog.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 9: Next one Hulk Hance thank you for both the super
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 9: chats good.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: Luck Good luck, Harvey.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 9: Team LD, let's sing.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: Team.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 9: Let's fucking go.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: Let's go, baby. Same team, fool.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 9: Robin the Hood sends us the fucking for you super chat.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: Thank you, fool.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 9: The homie hookup. Same team. Have a blessed day, everyone.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 9: Hulk hands.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: Good luck, dog.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 9: Thank you for the super chat. Vintage love.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: Same team with the green heart. Numbers, baby. Numbers.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: Good luck, fool.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 4: The numbies.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 9: Hulk hands. You're back. Good luck, dog. Browzy.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: Mama. Mama. I just got bombarded. We have to participate, mama. Mama.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 9: Next one's from Browzy. Wait for it. That's what she says, bro.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: Mama.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 9: Hulk hands. Good luck, dog.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: Browsy.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 9: Mic drop. Browsy. Try again.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: Hulk hands. He's back. Tino Santos for 20. Portese bien.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 9: Portese bien.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: Hulk hands. Where's Christian, bro?
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 7: Y'all still going, dog?
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 9: Jose Murga. Good luck.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: Mama vs.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 2: Hawkins.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: They shall fight to the death. Winner gets the prize.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: Well, Hawkins is huge.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 9: And the last super chat, Alex Castro, the guest looks
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 9: like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, dude.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: From the real life series.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: And I have a Great Dane at home, so it works.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: You have a Great Dane?
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 5: Well, a half Great Dane.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 2: I've heard great things.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: About those dogs.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 5: They're amazing.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: I thought they would be a lot of energy, and
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: they said they're lazy motherfuckers.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: No, they just chill.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 6: Imagine you heard good things about the Great Dane.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, bro, think about it, though. You're fucking big
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: as fuck. It's a lot of energy to move around.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: I'm going to just chill. For some reason, I thought
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: they would be super.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 7: I mean, when she gets going, if she's out, She'll
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 7: run around and go crazy.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 5: But then it's like five minutes and she's like, you
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 5: know what?
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: That was fun.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 5: I'm going to go lay down again.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: You bring her to comedy shows. She just chills.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: Dude, just chills in the car. She doesn't even dress
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: up for Halloween.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: She just brings her dog. Yeah, literally.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: How dramatic. She just thinks, oh, Shaggy and Scooby.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 5: Dude, the amount of crime I solve on Halloween is crazy.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? I'm Scooby-Doo. Oh, yeah.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't think about it. Fuck, dude. Sorry.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 7: You're supposed to be doing that every day, dog.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 9: We got two Super Chats, also 420, Senses of the
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 9: Flying Lemon, and then that motherfucker, Michael Turner episode, and
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 9: a couple more prior to that. And then also is
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 9: back with another Super Chat.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 2: Good luck to you, fools. Hey, homie.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: All right, fools.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 5: What is happening right now? People trying to win a prize?
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They Super Chat for us to read their comments.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 4: We throw you in a contest to win a prize.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: Whoa. It's time to get hooked up. You get hooked up.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: Half ounce. Yeah, it's a good deal.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: These fools love it. Let's go ahead and pick third place,
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: which is the Polak pen giveaway. So that's going to
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: be third place. We're picking the winner on that.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 2: Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: What is it? Oh, damn. It almost was Hulk hands.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: It is J-Mo's Pastries 9177. That's right. That's a new one.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know who that fool is. I haven't seen
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: him in the showroom.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 2: South Christians here?
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: What did he put in there?
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 7: Shout out to all that new word we tried to learn.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: I can't even pronounce it.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 7: Frubilies or frubilies?
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: What they say in Australia?
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: Frumbies.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: Frumbies. Frumbies. Because you only fuck them from behind.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: Frumbies.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 7: Because you only fuck them from behind. That's what that
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 7: boy sent me back.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: It's a new term.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: Frumbie. It's a bitch you fuck from behind.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: He put an R. He put frumbies.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 7: I don't know, but I'll send it to you guys
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 7: in the group chat. It was a slur from Australia,
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 7: I think.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: Second place, which is the first half zip, is going
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: to be going to... Sheesh. Yeah, I'm just going to
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 1: be going down. All cans. All cans. Oh, it's coming. Mama.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: Mama.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. Oh, no.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: It's Alex Casper.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 9: Oh, verga king.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: Verga. Verga. Verga. Verga. Verga. They're going to fucking sample
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: that shit, dog. Verga.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 9: Verga.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: Why are your hands like that when you say it too, dog?
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: Verga.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: He's going to go like this. All right. Dog, all right.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: And the last one goes to.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: But I'm the gay one.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: Dog, this has been the second time with Hulk Hance
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: fucking Burley.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: Come on, Hulk Hance. Mama.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: Give it to Mama.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: Give it to Hulk Hance.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 4: She has a child.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 2: Dog, Robin the Hood 99.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 1: Robin the Hood. Robin the Hood.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: Robin the Hood.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: Robin the Hood robbed the last place, dog.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: Yo, give Hulk hand something.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: This guy spent like $ 49 on us today.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: Come on. Hey, I try to do it as fair
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: as possible, dog. You know, and I give these fools everything.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 1: I'll be back on Thursday, dog. Thursday, I got like,
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do like a couple of things. I
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: found like some dope ass pieces in the back. So
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 1: it's going to be pretty, pretty sick. Thank you everybody
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: for participating. Let's give it up for our guest dog, Daniel.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: How do I say it again?
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 2: Moquin.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: Moquin. It's all good. Where's that from, by the way?
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 5: It's French Canada.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 5: Nobody says it right.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be Moquin.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 4: Moquin.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you ain't going to get that.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 5: Nobody's that gay in this country.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: Unless you go to a French restaurant. They freak out.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 2: Nothing worse than what you did to Nitty's last name. Oh, Hazard?
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 6: Hazard.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 1: Nitty Hazard.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 4: Brought me up on stage first time we met.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: Huzzah? Yeah, like a magic trick. Huzzah.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 4: That's what I said.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: I forgot his last name. It was my first time
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 1: meeting him. I was like, this motherfucker just brought me
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 1: up like he pulled me out of a hat.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was going to say, it's like a genie introduction.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: Mind you, I had been with Jason Rouse. We had
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: just been hitting the bag the whole day. It was
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 1: your first year. I just panicked, and I was like, huzzah, bro.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: That's about right. Close enough, dude.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 6: No, but yeah, thanks for having me.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 1: This was fun. Dude, you want to shout out any
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 1: shows or where they can follow you on Instagram? Yeah,
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: you can follow me at Dr. Moquin.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 5: That's the full spelling.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 6: D-O-C-T-O-R and then my last name, M-O-Q-U-I-N. I'm going to
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 6: be in Chicago this weekend doing shows. I think they're
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 6: all sold out.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 5: And then Pleasanton, California, 11-6, 11-7.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 6: Tommy T's Comedy Club.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: And you obviously have a comedy store all the time?
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm at the comedy store all the time.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: These guys go there all the time.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: Smoke this fool out when you see him there.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 2: Don't play no crickets either.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: Comedy store is a good time.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good time.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 1: Nitty? Shout out to you guys. Number one podcast. No, sorry.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 1: My bad.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: Number one Mexican podcast in the world. Shout out to Veracruz.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: Que onda to all you fools.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 2: Your daddy won today.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 2: Your daddy won today. Your Verga daddy. Oh, Captain Verga,
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: we miss you.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: We love you. We hope to see you soon. Thanks
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: for participating. No shows?
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you guys on Thursday.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: Hit that like button. Subscribe.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 7: We'll be here Thursday with the super dope guest. Shout
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 7: out to all the winners.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: Dog. I'm sorry, Hawkins. I was rooting for you, dog.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: Me too.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: We're going to send you something.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: It's one nitty paper.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: And a days on chicken hat.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I can get a days on chicken hat if
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 7: you really want it, dog.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: I'll hook it up like that.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: Hit that like button.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 4: Subscribe.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: Leave comments. For real, dog.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 2: It helps with the algorithm and I've been replying back.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 1: Every comment he's sending you a days on chicken hat.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: Dude, I don't have that many, dog.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: They're exclusive.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: Stop.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: Ray?
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 9: Shout out to God and wifey. Thank you for coming
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 9: through dog. Hope to see you again soon.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 1: All right. He's he's on. Thank you everybody for tuning in. Uh,
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 1: just hopefully whatnot on Friday. I, I will be the
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 1: DVD and game collection. Uh, so make sure there's like
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 1: at least like 50. So make sure you guys go, uh,
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 1: tune into that. If you're trying to get some of that. Also,
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 1: I'm going to throw in some funkies as well on
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 1: that one. Um, flavors by his own.com. There's a lot
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: of new stuff I've added on there. I think I've
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 1: added over 16 items in the last, uh, four days
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: so make sure you guys go check it out if
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 1: you haven't checked it out in a minute or check
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: your email make sure you're in the subscriber list i
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 1: will be sending out the email uh so you can
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: get the information for the high and hungry mercadito and
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 1: also too if you're going to be going to comic
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: con make sure you guys stop by uh thread quarters
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 1: uh pop-up you know i mean he's going to have
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 1: a booth i will be a part of his booth
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 1: and i will have my little section there so make
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: sure you stop by and check out the stuff i
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 1: got on my high and hungry rack and some of
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 1: the other collectible stuff. And if you don't recognize me,
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 1: I will be dressed as Hulk Hogan. So, you know,
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: that way in case you know how to find me. Yeah,
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 1: with that being said, watch the Dr. Green Thumb show
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 1: later on from 1 to 3 and we'll see you
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: guys on Thursday.