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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: It's time for Peyton's predictions. Peyton's Vibe today.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I am.
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  Speaker 3: Going to tell you what your summer vibe is based
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  Speaker 3: on your zodiac sign.
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  Speaker 2: We are officially in cancer season.
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  Speaker 3: You share a birthday with Lionel Messy, which I know
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  Speaker 3: he was just all over the news for the World
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  Speaker 3: Cup breaking that record, Arionomattox, Our Love Island, Queen Tantamongo,
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  Speaker 3: Mindy Kaling.
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  Speaker 2: And solangrenols.
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  Speaker 3: So for my cancers, it is officially your birthday season.
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  Speaker 3: So you are celebrating by crying into a luxury beach style.
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  Speaker 3: You are staring at the ocean pretending you are in
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  Speaker 3: this music video, completely spiraling because maybe a friend texted you.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of weird, but it's your birthday month, so gares.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's say helload of Bianca, good morning, good morning.
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  Speaker 4: What's your side?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Gemini.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so Gemini's your guys. Is summer vibe.
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  Speaker 3: You're already double booked yourself for like five different pool
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  Speaker 3: parties this weekend. You are vibrating with chaotic main character
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  Speaker 3: energy and you are ready to start three different summer
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  Speaker 3: flings and forget all their names by August.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm down for the pool.
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  Speaker 2: I love it perfect.
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  Speaker 4: Sure. Hey, thanks for calling in, Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Hi Carly? Hi, Hey, who's in the car with you?
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  Speaker 4: What do you got? What are your signs?
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  Speaker 2: Mom?
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  Speaker 4: Mom is daddy, and I'm a Sagittarius and my daughter
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  Speaker 4: is Callie and she's Leoh.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's start with Leo. I am a Leo too, Carly.
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  Speaker 3: So we treat the sun. We treat the sun like
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  Speaker 3: it's our personal ring light. We walk into the function,
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  Speaker 3: we wear this high fashion fit that is way too
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  Speaker 3: hot for the humidity or gross heat. We throw an
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  Speaker 3: immediate tantrum. If somebody else has a cutter swimsuit, then
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  Speaker 3: us as well. But I do gotta say we do
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  Speaker 3: treat the sun like our personal ring light. Yesterday I
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  Speaker 3: walked outside and I just laid. I was like soaking
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  Speaker 3: up the sun. It just feels so good to let
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  Speaker 3: those rays hit you. Okay, and then you said Sagittarius
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  Speaker 3: for mom. Yep, okay, So Sagittarius. You guys are taking
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  Speaker 3: doing it for the plot entirely, way too far. This week,
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  Speaker 3: you will comfidy book a last minute flight with two
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  Speaker 3: percent phone battery and zero hotel reservations.
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  Speaker 2: You just trust the universe to figure it out for you.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for calling in. Where are you guys? What part
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  Speaker 4: of the country love you guys? What part of the
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  Speaker 4: country You guys in Arizona but I'm from New York.
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  Speaker 1: Couldn't tell Arizona. What part of Arizona are you from?
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  Speaker 1: Are you in Masa, Masa? What part of Macea are
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  Speaker 1: you in?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 4: Oh boy, saw books on country clubs. I know exactly
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  Speaker 4: where that is. Drive safe.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, right on, Bye bye, Hey Michelle, what's
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  Speaker 1: your sign?
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  Speaker 4: Capricorns?
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  Speaker 2: Capricorns? This summer?
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  Speaker 3: You are treating the summer solstice like a corporate q
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  Speaker 3: soor performance review. You are the absolute worst person at
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  Speaker 3: the barbecue because you're like opening your laptop by the
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  Speaker 3: pool and you're like checking your bank account while everyone
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  Speaker 3: else is day dreaking by capricorns and need to take
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  Speaker 3: a chill pill just for a second.
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  Speaker 4: Summer all guys are doing latelyst planning vacation so well.
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  Speaker 2: At least you'll be able to relax when you're on
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  Speaker 2: your vacate.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, Michelle, thank you, thank you, thank you. How
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  Speaker 4: about libras?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Kyle is our Libra in the studio Libra's you
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  Speaker 3: are in a full psychological crisis trying to pick your
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  Speaker 3: summer aesthetic. You will spend the next month staring at
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  Speaker 3: your closet, people pleasing, ending up completely drained before you
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  Speaker 3: even get to dip your toes in the pool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my closet's a mess right now. It's a mess.
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  Speaker 2: Need to organize, get it together for sure.
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  Speaker 4: How about Pisces, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Riches are pices in the room. Pisces.
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  Speaker 3: You guys, are floating through summer in a completely.
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  Speaker 2: Disassociated, slow motion daydream.
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  Speaker 3: You will lose your phone in the sand within five
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  Speaker 3: minutes and entirely forget to drink water until you're passed
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  Speaker 3: out and incredibly sunburned.
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  Speaker 4: I don't see anything wrong with that. At the end
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  Speaker 4: of a sunburn, there's always a nice tan, that is true.
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  Speaker 2: I'll see you so poisoning. That's bad. Oh we did
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  Speaker 2: we got to do yours? John, Remember me and Carly?
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  Speaker 2: We're both Oh Carly, I got your back, John.
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  Speaker 3: J You've already ruined the summer vibe this year because
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  Speaker 3: you were just doing the absolute most with the itinerary.
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  Speaker 3: You're physically incapable of relaxing because you're judging literally everyone
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  Speaker 3: else on their vacation decisions.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's a good one, you guys, that was a
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  Speaker 4: good one.
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  Speaker 1: Your summer vibe all right if you missed it, and
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  Speaker 1: your sign is posted on our website, John Jynrich dot
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  Speaker 1: com