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FULL SHOW: What's On The Menu? · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 2: Don't fight it.
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  Speaker 3: It's time to go up a size.
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  Speaker 2: This is the biggest.
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  Speaker 3: The biggest. The biggest. This is the biggest. Our biggest show.
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  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase and Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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  Speaker 1: and Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Big Show.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, g'day you mad bastards. Great to have your company
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  Speaker 4: this Friday morning. Wet and wild out there, isn't it?
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  Speaker 4: It's the 18th of September, 2026, and you, my friends,
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  Speaker 4: are listening to The Big Show Breakfast, brought to you
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  Speaker 4: I've got to say, Mogi, wearing it for the Waz,
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  Speaker 4: it's a very, very tight fit, and I'm loving it.
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  Speaker 3: How's life here, Stallion? Going pretty grouse, you mad dog,
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  Speaker 3: you sick son of a bee. I'm aware I sound
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  Speaker 3: quite nasally this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know why.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's because it's 6.02 in the morning, Mogi. That'll
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  Speaker 4: be why. I've been up for hours, man. Yeah, I've
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  Speaker 4: been up since three. Not happy about it. How are
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  Speaker 4: you going, Keezy?
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  Speaker 3: Hello. I was just going to talk about this Warriors
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  Speaker 3: jersey you referred to, Jase. It's a woman's medium. Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: A woman's medium, but I'm loving it.
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  Speaker 2: Is that the secret?
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  Speaker 3: That's the trick. Your outfit. Everything I wear is a
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  Speaker 3: woman's medium. Except for my jeans, which are a woman's small. Yeah, nice.
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  Speaker 2: Hot.
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  Speaker 3: How are you, Keezy, you mad dog there with your
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  Speaker 3: jacket on?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got my Waz jacket on, fellas.
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  Speaker 3: Wearing it for the Waz, fellas. Yeah, we are, mate.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. It didn't work last week, and I'm a
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  Speaker 3: bit worried there's a curse around it, to be completely honest. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so am I, actually. Legit. It's never happened before.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: And there we are in the finals. Da-doosh. Smacked.
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  Speaker 5: Boom, wear it for the Waz.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Company directive, which is great.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I love seeing everyone in the offices wearing
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  Speaker 2: all their Waz gear and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But the thing I love about Waz fans is, remember
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  Speaker 2: the Pinot Waz?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Matt Heath had a casual joke about Pinot Waz. It
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  Speaker 2: turned into a whole thing. And then as soon as
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  Speaker 2: everyone picked this thing up and it was sponsored and
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  Speaker 2: there was all this stuff going on, they started losing and.
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  Speaker 3: Then everyone turned against it. Everyone jumped off the bandwagon.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 5: Waz fans are just like, nah, it's a curse.
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  Speaker 3: It's a curse. I've got to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 4: When I wore this the first time and I wore
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  Speaker 4: it home, my wife said to me, are you going
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  Speaker 4: to take that back? And I went, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: And she said, Well, you should give it back. It's
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  Speaker 4: not your shirt. Because I think she hated it.
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  Speaker 5: What, you and that bitch?
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  Speaker 3: Even though I look really hot, obviously.
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  Speaker 2: But she'll look at you in your weird hoodie and
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  Speaker 2: your duck shirt or whatever, and she'll just be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's sweet ass.
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  Speaker 3: She buys that for her. Well, she's used to that, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: I tell you what, we have an absolutely massive show ahead.
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  Speaker 6: What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi?
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  Speaker 3: Tell you what, fellas, I'm pretty distraught this morning. Today
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  Speaker 3: is the only day of the work week. Yeah. When
• 3:08
  Speaker 3: you're going to be able to get yourself into the
• 3:09
  Speaker 3: draw for Would You Rather. Your opportunity to win a
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  Speaker 3: trip for two to Bathurst or the NRL Grand Final.
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  Speaker 3: Listen out for the queue to call and give us
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  Speaker 3: a bell on 0800 Hauraki. Also, fellas, because we're doing breakfast,
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  Speaker 3: we get to do the throbber. Yeah, man. That's going
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  Speaker 3: to be coming up later in the show. And old
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  Speaker 3: Keezy over there.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Mad dog.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Got the come dine with me menu revealed today. And
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  Speaker 3: I've got to tell you, I'm worried.
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  Speaker 2: It's got to be good.
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  Speaker 5: Fellas, bring your appetites.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff, mate.
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  Speaker 4: Shall we have a bit of music?
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  Speaker 3: What do you think? Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed.
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  Speaker 4: The exponents there on the Big Show. Breakfast this Friday morning.
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  Speaker 4: The time is 6.14.
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  Speaker 2: Fellas, yesterday we discussed on the show that what time
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  Speaker 2: do you leave your house, Jase?
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  Speaker 4: Usually for breakfast, about sort of 20 past five, Keezy?
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  Speaker 2: 20 past five in the morning, of course. You live
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  Speaker 2: in an apartment in the CBD. It's about a 15-minute walk,
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  Speaker 2: and it's pretty sketchy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty dodgy out there at that time of the day, mate,
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  Speaker 4: to be honest.
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  Speaker 5: You feel unsafe?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, very much so.
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  Speaker 2: And so yesterday on the show, we kind of discussed
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  Speaker 2: the possibility of Pugs, our producer, who trained as a
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  Speaker 2: security guard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You know, this is 10 years ago in Wellington.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was an hour ago. An hour course. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: do like an hour course.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And it's, I think they sort of take you through
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  Speaker 3: stuff and would potentially talk to pugs about this, but
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  Speaker 3: do you know how to put on your jacket? Oh, okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, do you know how to put on your shoes?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. Oh, we might have a stay here. Do you
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  Speaker 3: know how to put on your name badge? Yes. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And here's your truncheon and your gun.
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  Speaker 3: And your, what do you call it, your pepper spray?
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  Speaker 3: Your pepper spray, yes. And your taser.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And to top it off, a nice beret. And
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  Speaker 2: so we figured, look, Pugs has got the training. This
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  Speaker 2: is a guy who's been in the trenches. Why don't
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  Speaker 2: we get him to come to your house early, 4.30 a.m.,
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  Speaker 2: arrive there, sort of patrol around a bit, make sure
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  Speaker 2: the area is safe, and then you come out and
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  Speaker 2: he escorts you to work. How'd that go today?
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  Speaker 3: Because it's also raining.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I actually saw him out there at about 4.30
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  Speaker 4: talking to someone down on the park.
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  Speaker 3: There, and he was ages, actually. Right.
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  Speaker 4: And then they disappeared for a while, and then he
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  Speaker 4: came back about, you know, 25, 30 minutes later, and
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  Speaker 4: I was like, what was that about?
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  Speaker 3: Bit of a pep in the steps? Yeah, I had
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  Speaker 3: a bit of a.
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  Speaker 4: A jaunty sort of step happening.
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  Speaker 5: It might have been like an informant, though.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it might have been.
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  Speaker 4: But true story, my wife offered to drive me to
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  Speaker 4: work today because it was pissing down so bad. And
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  Speaker 4: I said, no, I can't do it, darling, because old
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  Speaker 4: Pugsan's going to escort me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I can't sort of stand him up. But he did,
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  Speaker 4: to his credit. And I felt very, very safe. Tucked
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  Speaker 4: under the buzzy of Pugs.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the question I wanted to know is because
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  Speaker 2: we kind of spitballed how it would work. And we
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: kind of came up with the idea that not a
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  Speaker 2: front pack, but a backpack. Yes. Where you'd sort of
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  Speaker 2: be sitting in the back on Pugs' back with your
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  Speaker 2: little legs dangling there.
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  Speaker 5: And he would sort of run you to work.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Whilst holding an umbrella this morning, I'm guessing.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, well, he didn't have a backpack.
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  Speaker 4: I just did the koala from the front and just
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  Speaker 4: sort of held on, and I felt great.
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  Speaker 3: It was amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Did he do that thing he does where he closes
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  Speaker 2: his jacket over you and tips it up?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that's smart. It was fantastic. That's smart. I
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  Speaker 3: really appreciate it, Pugs. Thanks, mate.
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  Speaker 5: And so do you prefer that?
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to do it all the time now, even
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  Speaker 4: if it's not raining.
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  Speaker 5: Right, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Even for the date, you know, for the drive show,
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough.
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  Speaker 5: All right, well, I'm glad it worked, Jase.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, mate. Pugs looked stoked about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He was into it.
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  Speaker 5: He's got a real pep in his teeth.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was weirdly into it.
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  Speaker 5: Fellas, do you think we'll do what's on the breakfast?
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  Speaker 2: Next?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We're not next, but we should start getting texts on 3483.
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  Speaker 2: What are you having for breakfast this morning?
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  Speaker 5: What's your name?
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  Speaker 3: On a Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Friday edition. What's your name? Where are you texting from?
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  Speaker 2: Are you on your way to work? What are you doing? 3483,
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  Speaker 2: let us know what you're having for breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the Arctic Monkeys.
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 4: Arctic monkeys there on the Big Show. Breakfast this Friday morning.
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  Speaker 4: The time is 6.21 and fellas, aren't we looking great
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  Speaker 4: this morning?
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  Speaker 2: Certainly are.
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  Speaker 5: All of us wearing our Warriors gear.
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  Speaker 2: Because today we are wearing it for the Waz again.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 2: Last Friday, encouraging everyone, as they're getting ready in the morning,
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  Speaker 2: to put on their Warriors gear. Just show a bit
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  Speaker 2: of support.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, man. And Mogies is a medium woman's shirt,
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  Speaker 4: I believe.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing wrong with that. And it fits him like a glove.
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  Speaker 2: From where I'm sitting, he is spilling out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he is. Yeah, it's good stuff. He's bulging.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks.
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  Speaker 2: Wear it to work, school, the gym, the supermarket, wherever.
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  Speaker 2: Why do they tell you where to wear it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it says here's some options of where you can wear it.
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  Speaker 2: Whether you're in the office, on the tools, behind the wheel,
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  Speaker 2: or in the classroom, pull on your Waz jersey or
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: merch for Wear It For The Waz.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think if I was on the site there,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I'd wear my jersey. I'd wear a hat.
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  Speaker 2: I'd wear a scarf.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't want to get it dirty, you know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean? Get stuff on it.
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  Speaker 2: I've got some Waz mittens. I'd probably wear that and
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  Speaker 2: a scarf on the work site.
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  Speaker 4: Well, my wife made you a Waz hat, but you
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  Speaker 4: never wear it.
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  Speaker 3: That's true. And she's really upset about that, Casey. And
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  Speaker 3: you look really cool in it as well. It's amazing.
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  Speaker 5: Jase, I wear it to the beach all the time.
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  Speaker 2: It's got a towel on the inside, and so whenever
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  Speaker 2: I go to the beach, I wear the hat with
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: my sunglasses, and then you can put it on and
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: it dries your hair.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I said to her, can you make me a
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  Speaker 4: hat like you made Keezy? And she said, why would
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  Speaker 4: I even bother?
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: A Waz hat?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You wouldn't wear that. You hate the Waz.
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  Speaker 3: I love the Waz. Excuse me. Are you not looking
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  Speaker 3: at me, Keezy?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, with the jersey you got for free from the
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  Speaker 5: office here.
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  Speaker 3: God, I look good too.
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  Speaker 5: You do look good.
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  Speaker 2: But make sure you do, if you're getting ready right now,
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  Speaker 2: chuck on a bit of Waz gear, support the fellas.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Also, fellas, keep those texts coming in on 3483. What's
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: for breakfast, New Zealand? Pugs is putting together some prizes
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  Speaker 2: over there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice.
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  Speaker 2: And we're going to randomly dish some out on 3483.
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  Speaker 2: So what are you having for breakfast this morning?
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  Speaker 3: In the meantime... It's Nirvana.
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 4: Nirvana there on the Big Show breakfast. Speaking of breakfast,
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  Speaker 4: I'm looking at your little Tupperware container, Mokey.
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  Speaker 3: How cute is that, Keezy? He's got a little bit
• 9:27
  Speaker 3: of bread, a little tamari, and a little half of avocado. Fellas,
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  Speaker 3: yesterday I found myself getting a little bit hungry.
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  Speaker 4: Peckish.
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: And distractingly hungry. And I was like, I can't concentrate
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: on the show. I had to go next door and
• 9:40
  Speaker 3: get myself a cheese scone.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Delicious it was, but I thought today I'm just going
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  Speaker 3: to bring in a piece of sourdough, half an avocado.
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  Speaker 3: And a little tomato. A little tomato, but what you
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: can't see there is I've got a fairly large knob
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  Speaker 3: of butter. Right, okay. Doesn't look that big, to be honest.
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: What did you bring in, Keezy? I bet you've seen bigger, Keezy, 100%.
• 10:03
  Speaker 3: What foul concoction have you brought in? Nothing, Dave. Poppy seed? Nothing, nothing. What?
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Oh, you're talking about my
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: chia seed pudding from two months ago. No, I didn't
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: bring anything in today, just an up-and-go and a coffee.
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: Right, okay.
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  Speaker 5: But I'll be sweet as.
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: But what we want to know is what are you
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: having for breakfast, New Zealand, on 3483? Pugs is putting
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: together a whore of a prize pack out there.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: He's going to start dishing them out randomly. So 3483,
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: what are you having for brekkie? And where are you
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  Speaker 2: as well?
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  Speaker 3: Might even send out the ass of my tomato because
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: that'll be left over after I have my piece of
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: toast there if you want the ass of that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, 3483.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: Sport Headlines with Bryn Rudkin.
• 10:55
  Speaker 6: Time for your latest Sport Headlines thanks to Export Ultra,
• 10:57
  Speaker 6: the beer for here. Otago flanker Lucas Casey has continued
• 11:01
  Speaker 6: his run of tries in consecutive NPC matches with a
• 11:04
  Speaker 6: ninth in a row. the most in succession by any
• 11:07
  Speaker 6: Ford in the competition's 50-year history.
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: Wow!
• 11:10
  Speaker 6: That came as part of a 50-21 win over Counties Monaco.
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: Brin Rodkin.
• 11:16
  Speaker 6: Compelling performances from golfer Ryan Fox's playing group in the
• 11:19
  Speaker 6: opening round of the European Tours PGA Championship at Wentworth.
• 11:23
  Speaker 6: Fox sits in a share of 7th after carting a
• 11:25
  Speaker 6: 4-under par 68. Aaron Rye is the joint leader at 6-under,
• 11:29
  Speaker 6: and Rory McIlroy is tied for 19th at 3-under.
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: Kinrod Brin. They just.
• 11:36
  Speaker 6: They're endless, aren't they, those stings? And the Brisbane Olympics
• 11:39
  Speaker 6: rowing and canoeing has been confirmed for Rockhampton's Fitzroy River,
• 11:43
  Speaker 6: despite concerns about rogue crocodiles.
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  Speaker 3: Grim Nutskin.
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  Speaker 6: That's a new one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. What was that one there, Keith? I think that's
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: a mogi special, that one. Grim Nutskin. Grim Nutskin. Yeah, nice.
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  Speaker 2: That's what he goes by out in the office. Someone
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: called him that, and I was like, oh, it must
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: be his nickname. Grim, you.
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: Yes? You rode the City Rail Link yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: I did, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't been on it yet.
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: Beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: The new train underneath Auckland City.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just wonderful.
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  Speaker 3: Underground, it's phenomenal.
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  Speaker 5: First in the world.
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  Speaker 3: Unbelievable. Yeah, first ever.
• 12:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, world first, that one.
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  Speaker 5: So where did you ride it?
• 12:19
  Speaker 6: Just up to one station, actually.
• 12:22
  Speaker 5: You went one stop?
• 12:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, one stop. I actually didn't even leave the station.
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  Speaker 6: I then just got back out. Because I parked my
• 12:28
  Speaker 6: car in the city, so I was a bit out
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  Speaker 6: of the way.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: Right, so you... My understanding is that you and your
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: hoodlum mate, you go on the train there and you
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: stand over people and you beat them up for their
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: phones and stuff. Is that true? Yeah.
• 12:40
  Speaker 6: I've got a lot of 16-year-olds that I'm friends with.
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, nice stuff.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: They're called the Nutskins. All right, good stuff, Bryn. Great review, mate,
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  Speaker 2: of the old train there.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: How many boozies out of five would you give the CRL?
• 12:52
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'd give it... Maybe 4.8. Wow.
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: Geez. Wow. Oh, wow. 4.8 buzzies.
• 13:00
  Speaker 6: I reckon give it a go this weekend, fellas.
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, okay.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: Just the one stop?
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, preferably.
• 13:05
  Speaker 5: About one kilometre?
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, it's not safe.
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: You know, there's hoodlums in the trains and stuff.
• 13:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's dangerous.
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: Actually, I'll have to take pugs with me if I
• 13:14
  Speaker 4: do it.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for security purposes.
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: In case Grim Nutskin shows up and takes your lunch money. Thanks, Grim.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: I'll see you in an hour's time.
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: Always a pleasure. Good on you, mate.
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: Here's the Black Keys. The Black Keys there on the
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: Big Show. Breakfast this Friday morning. The time is 6.38,
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: which means it's time for.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: Hey, guys.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Text here from Steve.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: What's on the breakfast?
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: With me, Keithy. That's right, text in 3483. What are
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: you having for breakfast this morning, New Zealand?
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: Just to let everyone know, by the way, Mogi bought
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: in a piece of bread, which he promptly burnt.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a special little sourdough with avo and tamati.
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: Just ruined it. It's completely ruined. Inedible. So now I'm fuming.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: G'day, guys.
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: Nick here.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: Cave.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: What's his name there? Cave. Cave. Nick Ellis Cage.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: It's Nick Ellis Cage.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: Right, okay. G'day, guys.
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: Nick Ellis Cage here. Mandarin, a monster, and a Marlboro Red.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: I don't like the sound of that Mandarin. Yeah, that's...
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: That's going to ruin my monster and my cigarette. Totally.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: Throw that out the window, man. Get rid of it.
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: G'day there, fellas. Jack here.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: Me off.
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: No.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: All trades.
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: No, it's me off.
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: G'day, fellas.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Jack, me off here. Just in the work van, heading
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: down to the Tron for a bit of hard yakka.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: For Brekkie, I picked up a Cordon Bleu and a
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Bacon and Egg Quiche.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Yum. That sounds amazing to me. I haven't had a
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Cordon Bleu in so long. I've never had one in
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: my life. Not good, man.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: I'd like an energy drink in there as well, though.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: Like a Monster or something like that.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a half a litre of it.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: And a Pixie Caramel. Yeah. Obviously. G'day, guys. And a
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: couple of Durries.
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: G'day, guys. Matai here.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, Matai Rini?
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's the one. Yes.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: For breakfast this morning, two pieces of Fraz toast, a
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: handful of hearty Watties baked beans, two fried butt nuggets
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: from the chook, must be an egg, topped with a
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: bit of Tom's sauce.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you, I can't do a baked bean.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: I love a baked bean myself.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: But if I've got a baked bean set up with
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: my eggs, I'm not going to put sauce on. Because
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: I consider the baked beans to have the sauce.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: My wife and I eat so many baked beans.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: Like per week.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: I reckon we're mowing through at least like, you know,
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: three cans.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: You guys are just ripping ass all day long as well, eh?
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: Well, mostly all night long.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: That's how they bond. Yeah, it is. They have a
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: little fart competition. Hey, it works. If that's the entertainment
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: that comes on with me, I'm going to be furious. Yeah, same.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: But I'll join in.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: But it's like an Italian tradition. I'm announcing the menu
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: after eight, by the way. G'day there, guys. JB here.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: High five. Yes.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, JB, high five. Snapper and eggs.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Snapper? Fish and eggs.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: Fish and eggs.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: No. That is foul. No. Well, no, it's fish. That's disgusting.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Fish for breakfast?
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: I don't mind that. You can have a sardine.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. See, I'd rather eat snapper than a sardine.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: I can't do it with eggs, though. That's crook.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: You know what you can have in the morning?
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Fish fingers. Yes. Weirdly. You're right.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: Between two bits of white bread and some tamati sauce
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: squeezed on.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Beautiful. G'day there, guys. No name attached to this one, guys. Oh, no,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: it's Henry.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Kissinger.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, it's Matty. Kissinger. Yeah.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: That's the one.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: I'm having a watermelon and strawberry vape with a coffee.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: That'll hold me till lunchtime when I have a fat
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: boy feed a chicken and chips.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Up the waz. Oh, backbone. Yeah, it is. She gets it.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Good stuff, man. Good stuff. Matty Dog.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: Do you want another one?
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, quickly.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Welcome back to The Big Show. Breakfast this Friday morning.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: The time is 6.47. Mogi, what's going on with your
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: tui that's been bugging you every morning?
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean, this is an issue I had
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: last year, isn't it, Jase, where we had the tui
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: that was sort of parked up in a big tree
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: out the back yard. But it starts to chirp and
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: then a tweet in there around about four o'clock in
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: the morning, particularly during spring and summer, disappeared over the
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: winter months. Haven't seen it for ages. I thought it
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: might have been hit by a car. That would have
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: been horrible. That would have been terrible.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Well, I know a lot of birds migrate and some
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: of them even change hemispheres and things like that.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: I think that's more in your North Americas. Yeah, it's
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: not so much down here. Certainly not with a tui.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: but I was hoping it had just gone to Waiheke
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: or something like that. Yes. Lots of nicer places it
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: could be living than around Waijuik keeping me awake.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Mogi, without a word of a lie, I was up
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: at three o'clock this morning sitting in my lounge and
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: what did I hear?
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Yes. A tui.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: And the weird thing about it is there's no real
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: trees around my joint.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: The only trees there are palm trees.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: So what's a Tui doing in a palm tree at
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: three in the morning, for God's sake?
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: We're lying on you. That's what I've got in my
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: backyard is a palm tree. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, actually, no.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a palm tree near my house, and it's
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: full of birds.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: They love it.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: They absolutely love it.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Because I think maybe the hot... I'm not too sure
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: what it is. I'm not too sure. Oh, you're being serious.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: A thousand percent, I am. Wow. A thousand percent. And
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: so anyway, the bastard chirps. Like nothing. And we came
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: up with the idea yesterday that we'd put a birdbath
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: in and a disco ball and a whole bunch of
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: things to try and distract it. Jacuzzi. A jacuzzi to
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: try and get it distracted. So it could actually, sorry,
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: so it could attract a mate. Yeah, because it's a dude.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: But then I had a look there this morning because
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: the reason why it makes a noise, Keezy, is because
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: it's trying to attract a mate. It's horny. Anyway, it's
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: got four female tui in its nest as it is.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: So I think what he's doing is skiding. When he's
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: chirping like that, he's telling the whole neighbourhood, he's like,
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: look at this. Have a gaze at this.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: So he's running a bit of a Pugsan set up.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: He is running an absolute Pugsan set up. He's got
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: it sorted, to be honest. The next step is going
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: to be ask a bit of advice off him. Far out. Yeah, nice.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's good to hear that the Tui's doing well
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: or whatever and loving it.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Absolutely caning it. Yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Sorry to hear that for you in your sleep, though.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Hey, how do you feel about a bit of she-hard?
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Let's do it.
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: Hold on.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: at 4.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: She had there on the big show breakfast this Friday morning.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: The time is 6.53.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Fellas, we've teamed up with the TAB to run the
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: three-way that pays. We joined together with a listener. We
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: choose two legs of a three-leg multi. They then choose
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: the third leg. We put $ 100 bonus cash onto it.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: If it's successful, they take home the winnings. Now, we've
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: got a caller on the line.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: G'day, Jackson.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: How you going? Yeah, good, mate. How are you? Yeah, good. Thanks, mate.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Hey, tell me, Jackson, what do you do for a crust, mate?
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: I'm a builder. Oh, yeah. Backbone. Backbone.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: Whereabouts in Christchurch are you, mate?
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Prebbledon. Prebbledon.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, fancy.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Is it? Yeah, nice.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: Nice little spot there, Prebbledon.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: So, Jackson, the way this works, I've chosen two legs
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: of a three-leg multi. Now, I have chosen the Warriors
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: to win and a Lafayette and a Can Pereira to
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: score a try, right? Because I want this thing to
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: hopefully come in. Can you tell me what your.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Third leg is? Okay, my third leg is Jacob Laban
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: to score.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Right, okay, Jacob Laban to score. Right, okay.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Off-air, Pugs was saying that you chose Tanner Stowers-Smith to score,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: who I don't think has ever scored a try, ever.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: I was thinking that, but then I thought, nah, money
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: boy Laban.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: All right, sweet as. So that's going to pay $ 5.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: 68.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: If that comes in, mate, then you should be.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: You'll be rich as, Jackson.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: You'll be rich as. You'll be able to quit, man.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Buy a second house in.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Prebledon, all right? Yeah, cheers, man. Up the waz. Up
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: the waz, mate.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: Well done.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: So that is locked in. That's a good multi, in
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: my opinion. Download the TAB app to get your bet
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: on T's and C's to play R18. Bet responsibly, fellas.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: How are you feeling about the waz game, Mogi?
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm feeling better about the Waz than I am
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: about your gambling keys. You say that's a good multi.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: You've won one out of about a thousand bets that
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: you've put on. I was going to say maybe. But
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I like your confidence, and I have confidence in the Waz.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: I'll be completely honest with you. The evidence of the
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: last six weeks isn't great. No, it's not. It's not
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: at all. We are not a team that's getting better
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: and better week on week. There's a period where we were. So, look,
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: I feel like we should, but based on the last
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: time we played Newcastle, which was about a month ago,
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: They were 18-0 up or 16-0 up after about 10 minutes. Yes.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Then they had a player sent off for the entire game.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: That's right. And we managed to scrape past them. They
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: played with 12 players for about 65, 60, 65 minutes,
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: and we just beat them. So, yeah, I don't know, man.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: I've got to be honest with you. I think because
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: of their last game, they're going to come out fired up.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: They're going to fire all their shots. So I'm feeling very...
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Very confident.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: They've certainly got the team to do it. They've got
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: the team to do it. They've got a team that
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: played unbelievably well against Penrith. My issue is we keep
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: seeing them play not particularly well and keep saying they're
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: going to come out fired up and then they don't really. But, jeez, God,
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: I hope they win, man, because it's one step closer
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: to the grand final, which I've got tickets and flights for.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, true that.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: A bit of hole. A bit of hole?
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: OK. OK.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: You're welcome back, you massive backbones.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Hope your Friday morning's absolutely going off. You're listening to
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: The Big Show Breakfast, incidentally. Brought to you by Bunnings Trade.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Build big rewards with new PowerPass Pro Rewards by Bunnings.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: I actually might drop into Bunnings before I go to
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: your joint tomorrow, actually, Keezy.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: A bit of stuff I need around the place. I
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: actually stopped in there on the way into work this morning. Oh,
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: you did? Yeah.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Was it open?
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: They're open all the time. Extraordinary. I know the guy
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: that runs the one out in Grey Lynn there, Eddie. Oh, Eddie?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: He's a man. He opens it up for me. I've
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: got a toaster and a bird bath and a few beers.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: At five in the morning. I was about 4.30. 4.30.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: It was already up, and I thought I'd just go
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: to Bunnings. I've got a bit of time now before
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: I go to the radio. Yeah, right, so you called Eddie.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Gave Eddie a ring. He's already down there. He doesn't
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: really sleep, Eddie. Do you know what he does, man?
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: He lives and breathes the Bunnings Power Pass. Totally, man.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Is that what it's called?
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: The Power Pass Pro, yeah.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Wasn't he a big factor?
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: He doesn't, he hasn't got the Pro. He's like, I'm
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: old school. I'm just on the old Power Pass. Yeah, right. Yeah.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: It sounds like he should move to the pro and
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: build some big rewards.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: You don't tell Eddie what to do, man. God, no.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Right, okay, well.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Why not? Why not? Oh, he's deaf. Oh. Yeah. Well,
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: not literally deaf. He just doesn't listen. Yeah. We call
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: him old deaf Eddie, but he's not really deaf. He
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: just can't be bothered, Keezy. Yeah, right. You know what
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: I mean?
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: But he'll be down there at four.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But he loves customer service.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: But he's old school.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: You guys keen on a bit of bush?
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, they played last night. Last night, yeah.
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I wonder if Eddie went. 3483, if you went to
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: the gig, let us know how it was, by the way.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, please.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki. One simple question.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: One weekend of a lifetime.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Would you rather.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, wars or cars, you decide, New Zealand. Just
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: a reminder too, by the way, if you don't get
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: in today, we're going to be doing it all through
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: the weekend as well because we're giving that prize away
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Monday morning on breakfast, which is us.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Bloody exciting stuff there, fellas. We've been talking about it
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: for weeks and it's getting to the pointy end there.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Sure is.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Of course, it's Bathurst.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Mount Panorama or the NRL Grand Final, which the Waz
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: could be at.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Will be at.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Hopefully.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Damn it, they will be at it.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Boyship.co.nz putting every package together and it includes flights, accommodation, transfers,
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: little bonus goodies and things like that. So it's a
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: hell of a prize to win, fellas.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Let's go to the Lions. Yeah, let's do it. G'day, Richard,
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: you mad bastard. How's life?
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: You all good, Ian?
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Good on you, mate.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Tell me, Richard, what do you do for a crust?
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Uh, teacher. Oh, backbone. Backbone.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: What sort of age are we talking here?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, range. Actually, I'm assistant principal, so I don't really
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: teach too much. Oh, no. They're the bastards.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good on you, man.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Well, they're bloody annoying kids, aren't they? Yeah. Do you
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: enjoy a good school production, mate? Uh, don't mind helping
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: out and watching. Oh, yeah, if you have to. Yeah,
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: good stuff. Good on you, mate. All right, Richard, what
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: are you going for? Uh, wars or cars? I'll go
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: for the NRL final. Yeah, good on you, mate. Grand final.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: All right, Richard, you are in the draw, my friend.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Good luck.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Good on you, mate. G'day, Jackie. How's life?
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: How are you guys?
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, very good, thank you. Have you had brekkie yet, Jackie?
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Let's get in a cup of tea.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, nice. Wait, what was it?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Sorry?
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Biscuit. Oh, now what biscuit are you rolling with for
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: breakfast these days there in there, Jackie? Just the raisin cookies. Oh,
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: a raisin cookie. Do you make those yourself?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: No, not that good.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you. Good on you. Now, when are
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: you going to eat again? Because a raisin cookie is
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: not going to see you through too long, I wouldn't
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: have thought. No, it'll see me through to lunch. Will it? Oh, wow.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Good on you. You're a backbone. What's for lunch?
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Like a Shrewsbury?
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Probably.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Jackie, the grand final or Bathurst?
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Where are you headed?
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: Bathurst, please.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Good on you. Nice.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: They have Bickies over at Mount Panorama, Jackie, so you'll
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: be fine.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's great. You're sorted. You're in the draw.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: You hold the line.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Good luck. Cheers. Good on you, Jackie. Well, she's a
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: cheap date, wouldn't she, old Jackie? Totally. A couple of biscuits.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: I'm not a big fan of the raisin, though. You
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? Even in a biscuit.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: That's what they're supposed to be, in biscuits.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: I think they're supposed to be in one of those
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: little packets, those little sun-made packets of raisins. Yes. That
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: you take to school, and that's a little snack, and
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: you get your little... Your tiny little kid's finger in there. Yes.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about when you were a kid, not some
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: other kid. And then you're digging out those little treats there,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: chewing them down, then turn it into a whistle. Whistle, yeah, yeah,
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: I remember that. It's covered in spit and all that,
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: and then you just throw it on the classroom floor
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: or whatever. Oh, good.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Is it an Anzac bicky that has raisins in it?
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: No.
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: Isn't it?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: No. It's got your coconut.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: It's got like an oat kind of cookie with it.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: What is that?
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: A raisin biscuit? Come on, man. That's the one. Pull
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: yourself together, Keezy, for God's sake. Guns.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Mmm.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Roses.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Guns.
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: Mmm.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Roses there on the Big Show breakfast this Friday morning.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: The time is 7.25. Coming up very soon, the big
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: reveal for what's come dine with the fellas, the Keezy edition.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Come dine with the Feelers. That's right.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: And for breakfast show listeners who aren't familiar, basically, Mogi,
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: you're obsessed with Come Dine With Me for a while there,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: the TV show, British TV show.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Great show.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: And so you decided it would be a good idea
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: for all of us to host Come Dine With Me.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Score it properly on your entree, your main, your dessert,
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: and entertainment as well. And we're sort of doing it
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: month by month. You started us off a couple of
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: months ago, Hot Pot Mogi.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Did a delicious Sichuan Chinese hot pot.
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: It was very, very nice.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Jason.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: You were most recent. You did a late winter Christmas.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: I did. Little ham there and some taties.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Run of the mill sort of.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: A very, very delicious meal it was.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: A packet of champagne ham and just like some taties
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: and duck fat. It's my turn and my theme is
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Italy because, Jase, you've never been to Italy and you
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: simply must go.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: He's just sort of rubbing it in, isn't he? He
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: is a little bit. I'm not happy about it.
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: Sorry.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Sweet, I'm sure. It's patronising. Yeah, cool. Can I put
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: it that way?
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Cool, am I going to get marked down for that,
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: for being patronising?
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Already you are.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, cool.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: So the announcement's going to be happening soon of the
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: official menu. This is happening tomorrow. And if you haven't
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: seen either Mogi's or Jase's, come dine with me. Head
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: to the Hodaki Big Show Instagram there. They are pinned
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: to the top.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: Watch them.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: And you wrap your head around it for old Keezy's debut.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's under pressure, isn't he, Mogi? He really is.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Because we really nailed it. There's always one shitter. Yeah,
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: there's got to be one disaster for sure. No, there's
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: not going to be.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: It's going to be great.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: This should be good.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Breakfast with these Muppets.
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: Time for your latest sport headlines, thanks to Export Ultra,
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: the beer for here. Golfer Ryan Fox is within two
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: shots of the lead at the European Tours PGA Championship
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: after carding a four under par 68 during the opening
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: round at Wentworth.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Great stuff. Very good. Bryn Rudkin.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: A late change could be brewing in the Knights' line-up
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: to play the Warriors on Sunday. Initially written off for
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: the season due to surgery, back-rower Dylan Lucas could now
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: recover just in time to face the Wires at Eden Park.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: That's interesting. Because I heard the coach say that he
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: was no chance of playing.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: And he said, oh, we might put him on the
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: six-man bench. Funny, isn't it? By the time you read it, Grim...
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: You completely changed the whole storyline and now he's starting.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: You're a shocking bastard.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: I just read what's on my emails here.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: That's a phone. Yeah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: I'm not happy with you reading it from your phone either.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: It should be on pieces of paper, like a proper,
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: proper bulletin.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Hard copy.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: How are you going to finish off your sports roundup
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: if you don't, at the end of it, take your
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: pieces of paper and then tap them on the piece?
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: I have an issue with that because the printer access,
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: I was never given it. Oh, right.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: Right, okay.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I've got a printer at home.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Great.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: We'll bring it in.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Could you wear a tie as well? Because it's just
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: not doing it.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: For me at the moment. Well, I like the outfit
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: because he is wearing it for the while. Sorry to
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: talk about you like you're not here, Grim. Sorry about that, Rim.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: But they've got a real pyjama vibe. They've got a
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: real silk pyjama vibe to them. And I don't come
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: into work to be aroused by the sports newsreader.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: I don't mind it.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Guys, can we let Rim Butkin finish the news, please?
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Rim Butkin.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, we can just leave it there.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I want to know the last one.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Come on, man.
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: I've got one more story here.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Are we ready? Yes.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: The Brisbane Olympics rowing and canoeing has been confirmed for
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: the Fitzroy River in Rockhampton, but there are concerns about
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: the current flow as well as crocodiles.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Big butt face. They also have quite a few steamer issues.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Do they really? Some floating logs.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: In the brown, what do they call it? The brown snake.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: The brown snake. Hey, Bryn, if.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: You were hosting a dinner party, man, and you had
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: to cook everyone a main, what would you make? What
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: are you good at cooking? Do you have a speciality?
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Like a grim nutskin sort of go-to meal.
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: Do you know, I recently made an avocado cheesecake.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, sounds foul. It was delicious. Oh, don't invite me
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: around to your place, thanks. Can you not? You can
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: invite me.
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: Would you come?
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: No. Oh, hell no.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Soundgarden there on The Big Show.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Breakfast this Friday morning. The time is 7.38, which means
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: it's time for.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Come Dine With....
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: The Feelers.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: It's time for old Keezy to reveal the menu ahead
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: of tomorrow's Come Dine With Me, Keezy edition. We're going
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: to Italy, fellas.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: We are going to Italy. Where is Italy? West Auckland,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: isn't it?
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Deep West Auckland.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Just in Te Atatu there.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: That's going to kind of kill the vibe for me,
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: but let's see what the menu is. Yes, for sure.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Just think of it as like the part of Italy
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: where it's kind of run by the gangs a wee bit.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Rough. And there's just like rubbish and stuff. Because there
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: are parts of Italy like that.
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: You get there and it's... Is there? 100%.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Although not inside Tony's Trattoria.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Which is the.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: The name of it there.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: Hey, so for entree, for entree, all right?
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: We will be having margarita skewers.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Skew.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: So it's got prosciutto ham on it there, cherry tomato, basil,
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: some beautiful buffalo mozzarella.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: So those are quite nice, refreshing.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Good stuff, man. How many? I don't know.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: However many it makes.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: I haven't made it yet.
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: That's going to be interesting. Jeez, that's going to be
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: a disaster.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Cool. That's good stuff. For the main, and everyone in
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Italy is eating this all the time.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. A hearty beef lasagna.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Just like Nonna used to make.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: Now, the reason it's... The reason.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: It's just like Nona used to make is because it is,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: in fact, the recipe that my wife's mum makes.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: That won't stop me giving it a three out of ten. No,
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: it'll probably encourage you to.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: Vegetarian option, Tony's cannelloni.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: It's a beautiful spinach ricotta cannelloni. Very, very nice recipe
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: that my wife and I have perfected over the years.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: However, I made it this time. so it'll be interesting
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: to see how that goes have you already made.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: It i made it last night right okay so it'll
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: be a bit old by the time it comes.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Out sure man just being being old doesn't mean it's
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: bad though jace yeah true uh and tonight i will
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: be making the dessert which is a tiramisu.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Oh you've kind of got to go there don't you yeah.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Nice because the thing with come dine with me is
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: you've got to like as you guys will know and
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: pugs you won't know this yet but you've got to
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Make sure that everything can be cooked at the right time. Yes.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: You know, because if I'm in there making a dessert
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: while you guys are, you know.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: That's not what you want.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: No, man. Sounds good, Keezy.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Thoughts, feelings?
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good. Mike? Bloody good. I'm interested in the lasagna,
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: I've got to say. I'm interested in lasagna because that's very...
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: New Zealand Italian.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: It's very West Auckland Italian.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. It's like if I was going to somebody's
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: house in West Auckland and they said we're doing Italian night,
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I'd think to myself, well, this bogan's going to make lasagna. Yeah.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: And here we are. Well, it's funny because I was watching...
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: This bogan's making us lasagna.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: I was watching Outrageous Fortune last night.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Were they doing that?
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: And Wolf West, who's on home detention, made a lasagna.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, cool.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: How good?
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: And the West House is literally like a few hundred
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: metres away from my house.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's good stuff. I can't wait. It's going to
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: be great. As we've already discussed, all joking aside, it's
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: a great chance to get together and have a feed. Yes.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Ourselves and the partners. And we don't do it enough.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: So both occasions have been fantastic. It's going to be
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: great no matter what. And the great thing about it
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: is if the food's great, awesome. Yeah, bonus. If the
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: food's not great, even better. Yes. Oh, cool.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so confident now heading into this, fellas. It's
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: going to be great.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday Throbber.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Doosh, doosh. You're chasing like a gunslinger on that doosh, doosh. Yeah, man.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: It's hilarious.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: The Friday throbber. Some of you may be asking, what
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: is that exactly? Well, each of us here in the studio,
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: we choose a song to get you in the Friday mood,
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: don't we, fellas?
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. We do. We just do. And we've been doing
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: it for years and years and years. We have, yes.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: I think this is our sixth year of doing it.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Every single week, every single Friday, this is what we do.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Sometimes we've had ups, sometimes we've had downs. Yes, we have.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: It feels like we're in a good period at the moment.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: The way you vote is you call us on 0800 HODAKI.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: You tell us which song you want to hear played
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: in full. First to two votes wins, fellas. Who wants
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: to go first today?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Look, I'll go first. This is a ripper. I haven't
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: heard it for ages. Crank it up. It rules.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: For my next number, I'd like to return to the classics.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: A little bit of blind spot, a little bit of
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: nil by mouth, fellas. Great stuff, man.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is a tune, actually.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Jase, what about you, man?
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Well, what I chose... Oh, God. This isn't going to be.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: This is going to be the night after the game
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: on Sunday.
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, boy.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Pill jam.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: What are they?
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Rearview mirror.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: So the Knights are going to be in our rearview mirror.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man. That's good stuff. Thanks, mate.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: That's great stuff, fellas. On the show, if in doubt,
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: pick Head Like a Hole.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm nodding off here.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Crying shame, head like a whole tune.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Tune. Great stuff. Well, you decide, New Zealand.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Give us a call now on 0800 Hauraki, and we'll
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: get into it after a bit of Queens of the
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: Stone Age.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday Throbber. Douche, douche.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, the Friday Throbber. Three tunes, I reckon, fellas.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Pretty good today. Oh, great tune. Yeah.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: I'm happy regardless.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, let's play my first little
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: bit of Blindspot, a little bit of Nell by Mouth.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: It's time to return to the classics.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a bit of Blindspot. Don't mind it.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: Don't hear enough of it, to be honest.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Agree.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Jase? Yeah, bit of Pearl Jam. absolute tune absolute all-time
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: one of my favorite pill jam songs paid it from
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: the start though it's a mistake yeah you're.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Right he should have played it from the good bit
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah but that's okay he's learning wow he's not
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: really he's doing the same shit as always um hey
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: fellas i went head like a hole a crying shame.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yes, indeed.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: Well, you decide, New Zealand. Let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Brayden,
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: you mad bastard.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: How's life? Good, good. How are we? Good, thanks, mate. Good, thanks.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: What are you running with there, Brayden? Oh, I've got
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: to go with you, old jizz bot. Oh, okay, good stuff. Yeah,
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: good on you, mate.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: Look at you, genuinely surprised.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I am. Can't believe it.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: I am.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: I thought he was going to go mokey. It's been
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: a while.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: Thanks, Braden.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Good on you, Braden, you backbone. G'day, Brad, you mad bastard.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: How's life? Oh, g'day, fellas. How we doing?
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good, thanks, mate.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: How's the greens today? A bit wet?
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: No, they've dried up miraculously here, so give them a
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: wee trim the pews today and.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: We'll be good. Yeah, nice stuff, mate. What are you
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: running with there? I'm going to go old.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Keezy.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Hey.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: Good on you, Brad, the greenskeeper from Christchurch. You have
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: a good one, mate.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: You too, Phil. Good on you, mate. G'day, Alex, you
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: mad bastard. How's life?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's pretty good, mate.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: How are you? Yeah, good, thanks, mate.
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: Good, good.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: What are you running with there, Alex? It's got to
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: be Keezy.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Hello, Alex. The douche.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Have a ripper, mate.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, there you go. To be honest, man, it's been
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: a while.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it has. Yeah, I've been dominating, to be fair.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Feels like ages.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: You must have had your hopes up there, Hoity J.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: I feel like you're on the verge of a rare victory,
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: and then Keezy snaps it out of your grasp.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: I try and stay neutral on this sort of stuff, Mogi.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? I don't get too emotional
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: about it.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Just play it, will you?
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Head like a hole, the winner of the throbber.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Super groove there on the Big Show breakfast this Friday morning.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: The time is 20 minutes past eight o'clock. Just a
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: quick score update on the throbber there because I've lost track, Keezy.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Have you?
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I don't know why you'd ask me that
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: because you're coming last. But Mogi's winning on 16 wins.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Keezy's second on 11 now with an asterisk.
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: And, Jase, your coming third was seven wins, two asterisks
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: and a small D.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: You happy we did that?
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great stuff, fellas.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: I still feel very confident, actually, that I'm going to
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: pull through by the end of the year.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good luck. You know what I mean? Yeah.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: So to beat Mogi, you'd have to win 10 straight throbbers.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Well, probably 12 or 13 once you're taking into account
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: the two small d's and the two asterisks.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Which are, yeah, pretty much cheating, so you get a
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: point struck off.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Kind of, but not super, you know.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: We're not super strict on.
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: It, though.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: Hey, now, Keezy, you're selling your house, or you've sold
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: your house, haven't you?
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've sold, man, and I have to be out
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: by the end of October.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: And I don't really have anywhere to go at the moment,
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: so I'm hoping a good house pops up soon.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I've been thinking because I might have to
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: move out of my joint by the end of the year.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: So we'll both be looking for a house. Yeah, the
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: apartment there. Thinking about maybe you and I pooling our resources,
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: you know, you with your cross the ditch sort of
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: money and me with my dog squad money. And, you know,
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: maybe moving in together.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: You know you said the name of that five-year-old TV
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: show wrong. It's just The Ditch.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, The Ditch, yeah.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: And no one watched it.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: That's why it's cancelled and I was fired. Right, so
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: what are your resources? Because you still own your house.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, I do.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Whereas I'll be coming into it with a whole house
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: worth of sort of savings and you know what I mean?
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Yes, but I'm thinking rental rather than buy.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: So you think?
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Because I don't want to buy a house with you
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: and find out that you're a piece of work to
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: live with.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know how long I can put up with
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: a midnight steamer, for example. Well, why don't we just
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: not do it? Well, I just want to, you know,
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: I'll give you an opportunity.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: An opportunity to what?
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Move in with you?
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: This sounds like a terrible idea.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't do it if I was you guys.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I can already see some tensions building up.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you're not even moving in together. Even
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: just suggesting it. The suggestion of it, and you're both
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: sort of firing up at each other. Yeah, totally.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Well, all he's done is say the TV show is
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: sacked from wrong, accuse me of doing midnight steamers, say
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: he just wants to rent because he thinks that it'll
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: be horrible to live with me.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, if you can't take a bit of
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: constructive criticism, Casey, then I think we just give the
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: whole thing a miss. Yeah, I mean, I was just
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: trying to help. I mean, I was trying to help out, Keezy.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, you've got nowhere to go, Keezy. Jase has
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: kindly offered to move into a house with you, and
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: then you just fire up at him. No, no, no.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: And on national radio. Yeah, totally, man.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: No, you're right.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: He's trying to find solutions here, and all you're finding
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: are problems.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: And the thing is, too, I mean, how good would
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: it be if we finished the show, you know, in
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: the afternoon there, and then I go home and you've
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: cooked a hearty beef lasagna?
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? In some margarita skewers. I mean,
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: I'd be fired up about that.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: You're right. That does sound better than me and my
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: wife just moving into a place together.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Me cooking for you.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be great.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: And renting.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: When I'm trying to buy something.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's good. Okay, let's do it, Jay.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: Sorry to fire up, mate. That's actually a great idea.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: I don't want to do it now, actually. Here's placebo.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: Time for your latest sport headlines, thanks to Export Ultra,
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: the beer for here. The Breakers will be unleashing bombs
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: in basketball's ANBL this season. The club starts its season
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: at home against the Hawks this Sunday with a new coach,
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: line-up and attitude.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: What was the first line there?
• 47:07
  Speaker 6: The Breakers will be unleashing bombs, Mogi.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: What does that mean?
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: I'm just reading what's on the paper here.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: Who wrote what's on the paper?
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: I mean, I printed it. I finally got access to
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: the printers here.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Congratulations. Yeah, well done, man. I'm just wondering about that.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: It's good stuff. There's a headline, they're releasing bombs, and
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: then there's nothing really in the story that says that
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: they are releasing bombs.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: I think it's like a sports sort of colloquialism.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Right, they're releasing bombs. It means going poos. Oh, does it? Yeah. Steamers, right.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's... What, on the court?
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know, man. I have no idea.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Do you know, Bryn?
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: Look, it's an interesting thing you raise, but I'm going
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: to move on.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: If you don't mind.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: Otago have beaten Counties Monaco 50-21 to open round eight
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: of Rugby's NPC. Some good stuff happening there.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Jim Hobcap. Who was your man of the match in
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: that game there, Jim?
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: Old Tana.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Uwa.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: Mmm. And if you're thinking of buying a resold Warriors
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: ticket for Sunday's sold-out semi-final at Eden Park, be careful, Jase.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Be careful, Jase. Okay.
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: Some fans paid up to five times the original price
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: for tickets to last week's game.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Jase made an absolute fortune off that. Totally, man. He
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: sold about 1,000 tickets. Are you a scalper? Yeah, totally, man.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Money for jam, he calls it. And not five times,
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: ten times. Wow.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Because I tell you, I don't know if you guys
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: know this, but there's some rabid fans out there.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: They'll pay anything for a Waz ticket. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: Do you feel bad, man?
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: It's good stuff.
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: Where have you got the tickets from?
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: None of your business, Bryn.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: The market decides the value. Exactly. So if people are
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: willing to pay it, is it such a bad thing? Yeah,
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: that's such a good point. Hey, Chimp Jungles. Chimp Jungles.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: Thanks so much for coming in, man. We appreciate it.
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: We'll see you on Monday.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: We'll see you on Monday. Oh, okay. Yeah.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Could you wear a tie when you come on Monday?
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: I'll see. I'll see. Yeah, good stuff, mate.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike, and Keezy. Tune
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: It is a simple question. Was or cause is your choice?
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: And it's been going off this conversation.
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: Fellas.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: We're going to make a big announcement on that on Monday.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Give it away. How good.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: When you say wars or cars, man, what do you mean?
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Bathurst or the NRL grand final? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Flights, accommodation, transfers, everything taken care of. You still confident, Mogi,
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: that the wars are going to be there, man?
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: No.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: I'm not confident. I absolutely want to be there. Back them, yada, yada, yada.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: It doesn't make you Judas if you don't have a
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: lot of faith. But based on current form, I'm not
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: really feeling it.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: You've bought tickets.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: That's how much I was feeling, man. I bought tickets
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: to the grand final. I bought flights. So I'm going.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: It's all on. Evan and Geoff, if they're not there,
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: who wants to watch other teams play in then celebrate
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: a victory. The only good part would be watching the
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: team that lost. Yes. But you want them both to lose.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: If it's not your team. I've got no interest in
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: watching other teams win a grand final.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: So you will still go?
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: I'll probably go, but I won't go. I'll go to Sydney,
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: but I'm not going to go to the grand final.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: I won't even watch it.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: Just sell the tickets at an inflated price.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: No, no. I'd rather deprive a fan of one of
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: the two teams the ability to see their team win
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: the grand final. That's what I'd rather do. That's great stuff. God,
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: we'd better win, man.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: Let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Ben, you mad bastard.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: How's life? Yeah, g'day, fellas. Not bad. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks, mate.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: What do you do for a crust, Ben? I am
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: a salesperson. Oh, God. Now, you've got a shocking product
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: that you're slinging there, man. Is it bad for humanity
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: or just individuals? It could be a bit of both.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: It's beer. Oh, okay. Nothing wrong with that. Yeah, this guy.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Nothing wrong with that.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: He's good as gold, Ben.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Hey, Ben, you thinking Bathurst or the NRL grand final, man?
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking NRL, and yeah, if the wires aren't there,
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: I'll just go salt in a pub somewhere. Yeah, sounds good, man.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: Good stuff. All right, you are in the draw, Ben.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Good luck, mate.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Cheers, Bill.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Good on you, mate. G'day, Sean, you mad bastard. How's life? Yeah,
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: not too bad, Hoity J.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: Not too bad, mate.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: Good on you, mate. What do you do for a crust?
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Dog handler.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, backbone.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Massive backbone.
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: How good.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Hey, Sean, are you thinking Bad Thirst or Grand Final?
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: It's got to be the wise, mate. It's got to
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: be the wise. Yeah, totally. He's got no doubts, man.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Who are you going to take with you if you
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: win there, Sean? It had to be his little brother.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: He's a mad fan since way back.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Good stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good on you, Sean.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: All right, you're in the draw, Sean.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Good luck, mate. Cheers, fellas. Good on you, mate. Thanks, mate.
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: Should we do a third person?
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it, man. Why not? G'day, Zach, you
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: mad bastard. How's life?
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Not bad, fellas.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Yourself? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. Good, good. So you're in Christchurch.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Does that mean you're a builder?
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: Just a bloody machine operator, mate.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Backbone. Bloody backbone operator. Massive backbone.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Are you into your cars, Zach, or are you into
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: your rugby league?
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Warriors 13 plus, mate. Oh, that's the spirit, man. That's
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: the spirit. Good stuff.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: Okay, you're in the draw, Zach.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: You hold the line, man. Good luck.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Cheers. All right.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Just a reminder, too, that we'll be pumping this over
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: the weekend. So if you haven't got in the draw yet...
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: The chance is Saturday, Sunday.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's right.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Very, very good to get in the draw.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: And then Monday morning we will be announcing it on
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: the Hauraki Breakfast Show. We will be hosting Brekkie for
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: one more day on the Monday there.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, we're doing Monday, are we?
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, is that all G?
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Pretty busy on Monday.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, the offspring there on the Big Show Breakfast
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: this Friday morning. The time is 8.49, which means it's
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: time for.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: What's on the news? With me, Cheesy. Fellas, just reading
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: an article about a chap from Auckland who was a
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: car dealer.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: And he fled to Mexico because he was wanted by
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: the New Zealand police.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: Right, okay.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: That was to do with drug trafficking.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Now, while in Mexico, he was then arrested at one
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: of the airports there by the DEA in the United States.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Taken to the States and is now facing life imprisonment
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: in the States instead.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Right, okay. But I was just.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Thinking, like, you know, like, for example, Jase, if your
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: drug trafficking ring was found out.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Gets busted. Yeah.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Which hopefully it doesn't.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Well, it's Warriors scalping. He's mostly doing.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, have you pivoted completely to Warriors tickets?
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Pretty much.
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: 70-30.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: So you're still slinging a bit. But if you had
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: to flee the country, where would you go?
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: Well, of course, Mexico is your go-to for a lot
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: of people, especially in the States.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: I would, because I've thought about this. Well, it's because
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: it's over the border. Yeah, that's right. We don't have
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: the border. We don't.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: I have to say push and shove.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: If push came to shove.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Rather than push and shove. I'd go Vietnam. Vietnam, yeah, 100%. Yeah.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Cheap as chips.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: It's the one place you've been.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: And it's also a place where you can easily get lost.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: No one would ever find you in Vietnam.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: You did frequently. Even you couldn't find you in Vietnam
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: when you were there. Thank God for Google Maps. Yeah.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: You were in a mall.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: That's right. Or maybe Bali.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Bali?
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: Just do a Vichy and go to Bali, I guess?
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: No, fair enough. What about you, Mogi? Look, I like
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: New Zealand. I like New Zealand, so I'd want to
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: stick around here. Maybe Kapiti, Kapiti Island. Oh, yes. Because
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: nobody goes there, you see. I'm sort of thinking, because
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: I've been watching a lot of the survivalist show alone. But,
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: of course, they've got sort of a little bit of
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: a nature reserve over there. Yes. Your kiwi, your kakapo,
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: your kea. et cetera. I reckon it'd be pretty good
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: eating over there. It's got the odd hut round there.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: And one of those things where you could just sort
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: of sneak into, you know, the odd dock hut, that
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: sort of thing, and just sort of live that way.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: And then I could just pop over to Paraparaumu, which
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: is just off the coast there, and still be able
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: to go to the movies, get a packet of darts,
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: et cetera, et cetera.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: I've fantasised about, just on that, Mogi, Yeah. Just sort
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: of doing batches.
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: You know how people never go and stay in their batches?
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: Rich Aucklanders have empty batches all over the country.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: All over the shop.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: So I would just sort of break in from batch
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: to batch to batch, maybe.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: That would be my other alternative would be Waiheke Island. Nice.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Because we lived on a street over there, and there's
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: only four permanent residents. There's about 100 houses. So squatting.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: They just sat empty the entire year, maybe a week
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: or two over the New Year's break, and that was
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: your lot. Yeah, good. So that would be me. That
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: would be me on it.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Just squatting in fancy... Houses.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Totally. What about you, Keezy?
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: I'd probably go to somewhere in Southeast Asia, I think.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Maybe a Thailand. Yeah, probably a Thailand, I think.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: Bangkok.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, the place.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally. 3483, where would you run away to
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: if the cops were after you?
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Let us know. Yeah, good stuff, mate. Oh, a bit
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: of David Bowie for you.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 56:42
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• 56:48
  Speaker 1: forecasts on the Hodaki Breakfast with TAB.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: I'm fizzing for this game, fellas. I'm very excited about it. Genuinely.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing. The Waa is playing Sunday, but
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: of course Saturday, the Roosters and the Sharks are also playing.
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: They're on the same predicament.
• 57:03
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• 57:04
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• 57:07
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• 57:13
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• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice, nice.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: Let's go to the Lions now.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: G'day, Gina. How's life? Life's great. It's Friday.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, too bloody right, Gina. What do you do for
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: a crust, by the way?
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: Great boarding in Port Export. Oh, yeah. Okay.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 57:33
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• 57:36
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• 57:37
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• 57:42
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• 57:44
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• 57:45
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• 57:54
  Speaker 5: What's your prediction?
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: Going for the Sharkies, upset the Roosters.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, Sharks to beat the Roosters tomorrow night. We'll lock
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: that in, Gina. You hold the line, and good luck.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: No worries.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Who do you think is going to win that game?
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: To be honest, I think the Roosters. The Sharks choke.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: Right, okay.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: They've always had a great team, but they seem to
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: choke a lot. I'm going to go Sharks because the
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Roosters are hot and cold.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Honestly, totally. This is the thing with finals, man. God knows.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Absolutely no idea. You just don't know, Jase. You just
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: don't know. No.
• 58:28
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• 58:30
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• 58:31
  Speaker 5: R18. Bet responsibly, of course.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: A lot of people texting in as well, fellas, for
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: where they'd run away to if they had to flee
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: New Zealand and get away from the long arm of
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: the law. someone here saying that they would head straight
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: for Fiji to soak up some of the vitamin D.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good call, good call. But I feel like Fiji
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: actually would be really good.
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: You Samoa, you Fiji.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: I feel like that's within reach of New Zealand police, though.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know how it all works. I'd never think
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: to look there, Keezy. That's the trick. And not if
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: you go bush.
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: Levi would probably hide somewhere around.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, I probably shouldn't read that.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: I think I know. Yeah, it's funny. it's funny. It's
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: good stuff.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Someone here would run away to prison. They'd never think
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: to look there.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: That's true. Yeah, great call.
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: So if you just went to prison and hid, they'd
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: be like, where is this guy?
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is a good one. I'd run away and
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: hide in Jizzbot's honker because I'd never get found there.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: That's where they found Osama bin Laden.
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you tell anyone, Jase?
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Bit of head like a hole, why not?
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: A jover kill there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: breakfast this Friday morning.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: What's on the telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah! That's right.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Last night, fellas, I went and saw a play. Oh,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: how good. Should I say a school production? Oh. I
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: can't remember the name of it, but I can tell
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: you that the story, this is my daughter's school production.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: I just don't wander around seeing school productions.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: You've stopped doing that?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: And it's about an astronaut, and she's out in space,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: and she sees something interesting on one of the moons
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: of Jupiter. Okay, good. And there's a life form there.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Comes back, talks to the President of the United States,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: who I was surprised to see get an appearance. And
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: they decide that they're going to go over there, they're
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: going to talk to the aliens and see if we
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: can move the entire human race over there because we're
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: buggered earth.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: This is a school play.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: This is a school play. I think it was, and
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: then the astronauts, they jump in the rocket ship and
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: off they go. They get lost. There's a whole lot
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: of misadventures that take place. Yes. And it seems to be,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it was done in real time. Wow.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: It felt like it. But some incredible performances from some
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: young actors there. Great costumes. Really, really amazing stuff. Only
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: went for an hour and a half, which was disappointing.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: 330 primary school children, the entire school. Only 90 minutes.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: Only 90 minutes. It was a shame. I was hoping
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: for two and a half, three hours. Look, five buzzies
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: out of five buzzies. Would I watch again? 100%. Yes.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: The best thing I've ever seen on a stage, and
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: I've seen plenty. Backbone, backbone, hashtag backbone. One time only.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: You can't see it again, even if you wanted to.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: So tough luck. Yeah, good stuff, mate. Good stuff. You
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: guys are not going to believe this.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: I was sitting on my couch last night, and I
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: was going, have an early one tonight, but then.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: Lo and behold, it's old Sheena. Sheena comes on again.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: So that's the movie you've watched three times now from
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: the 80s with lots of nudity in it.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there just happens to be a bit of nudity
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: in there, Keezy. I don't watch it specifically for that.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: What's the storyline then? Pardon?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: Last night, my wife and I, we're watching.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: Well, hell, I am finished.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, talk about the same movie you've watched three times.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: Go on. It's pretty hot.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: We watched another episode of Outrageous Fortune, watching the second
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: season at the moment. I've never seen it before. Highly
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: recommend if you haven't seen it, just watch it.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: It's really good.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: It's on TVNZ.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Have you finished your Broken Wood episode yet?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: No, I just can't bring myself to.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: I'm serious. Maybe how about this? That's amazing, isn't it?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: When we come over tomorrow, we should all watch it.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: It's interesting because, you know, that's an episode that Jase
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: is in. It's pretty much all about Jase. Big effort
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: from you, you know. Yeah, massive effort. Tight friends over
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: the course of five, five and a half years. And
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: you will not watch a 90-minute episode. You just refuse
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: to support your mate. And he watches how many episodes
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: of The Ditch and the other one? Just over and
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: over again, The Ditch.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: I hosted Crowd Goes Wild last night. Did you watch it?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: God, you were good. You were so good. But then
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: I had to flick over to Sheena.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: Who was I hosting with?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: Pardon?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: Who was hosting with me?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, God, I never remember her name. I'm terrible with names.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: You're saying you only had eyes for Keezy.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's shot.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's why I haven't finished it. My wife and
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: I watched an episode of Country Calendar, right? It's about
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: a farmer on the Chatham Islands.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, great. That sounds good.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: So we tried to watch it the other night and
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: my mum and dad rang after about two minutes.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: Right, okay.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: So you just don't answer the phone. I had a
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: yarn with them for 30 minutes and then my wife
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: went to bed. And then last night we watched 10
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: minutes of it and then my wife was like, I'm
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: quite tired. And so it's taken us three stabs to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: watch a 20-minute episode of Country Calendar.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: Good ep though. Yeah.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: Four buzzies out of five, guys.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: So you're going to do a third review of that? Yeah,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: I'll let you know.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: Well, he's doing a third review of his shit movie
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: from the 80s.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Hey, it's quality, Keezy.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: Do you like the hives?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: Lenny Kravitz there on the Big Show Breakfast this Friday. Fellas,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: do you know what I love about doing the breakfast show?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: What's that? You're sitting in here and I'm.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: Watching all these people arriving at work just as I'm finishing.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: I didn't tell you this, but when I walked home
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: from the show yesterday and I was looking at all
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: the people going to work, I was just laughing in
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: their faces.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: Really? I was like pointing at them and.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: Going, ha ha.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Like Nelson from The Simpsons.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like Nelson. People wouldn't have known what was going
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: on though, would they? Because they're just going to work
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: and then there's some mad sort of lunatic guy. just
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: pointing at them and laughing. You must have looked insane
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: and homeless.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I do look a little bit insane and
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: I probably shouldn't be doing that given the threat that
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: I've got on the street at the moment with the farmers,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: et cetera.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: But I just can't help myself.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: I see all these sad asses dragging their feet to
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: work and I'm like.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: Ha, ha. Well, of course, Mo, you've got a full
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: day of work.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: I do, that's right. I go out of here and
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: I go straight to my other work. Yes. That'll be
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: an all day. But I'm glad that I've got this
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: part Done. Over and done with. Obviously, we walk out
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: of here, we've got about three hours prep before we
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: have to, you know, for the show on Monday. But
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: after that, we're free as a bird. Yeah. Free as
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: a bird. Well, that's what people don't realise. They don't
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: get it.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: They think that we just come in and do three
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: or four hours of radio.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: And then straight out the door and straight home. And
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: straight home and just chill out. But that's not what happens. No, shit, no.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: Like, I heard one of the other stuff, I can't
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: remember what show it is. Maybe it's like Bree and
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: Clint or something. I heard they show up like an
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: hour before.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: You're joking.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: And then sort of.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Their producer half-ass throws some shit ideas on a piece
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: of paper and then they just sort of go in
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: there and get, you know, that's not.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: How you do radio, man.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: No, totally.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: What does it fail to prepare? Prepare to fail.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, totally.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: That's the show motto. That's right.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: That's why we're such a raging success. Well, that's right. Prep, prep,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: and more prep. Prep again. Backbone, backbone, my way.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go, you mere bastards.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: That's the big show Brekkie done and dusted this Friday
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: morning in the Disclaimer podcast, which is bonus content we
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: do before the show starts, isn't it, fellas?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: Certainly is, Jase. The podcast will come out later on today.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: And a reminder that we're on Brekkie again next week.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: But the Disclaimer today was recorded at 5.40 a.m.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: Feels like a week ago. Yeah, it does, doesn't it? Yeah.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: And she was pretty full on for a Friday morning
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: at 5.40 a.m. Here's a clip about Jase having some beef.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: It's very early to start with the * * * * chat.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 6: Great.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: So you've offended the fuzz and now the.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: * * * *. Hell of a combination.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: God, I mean, I'm going to be an endangered species
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: on the street soon.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: So Jase, you've got a lot of beef with a
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: lot of people, man.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so who?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: I didn't realise that, you know, but the more I talk,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: the more I'm realising that I have a lot of
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: beef with a lot of people.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: A lot of haters. Yeah, a lot of haters. I
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: might have to start wearing.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: Like a costume or a moustache or something so people
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: don't recognise me on the streets, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: It also seemed to stem from when you said that
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: you saw a lot of people up the top of
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: the Sky Tower, a lot of farmers up there, and
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: you said they were crawling along on the floor because
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: they were scared they were going to fall off it. Yeah.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: Because it's got that glass floor key. I don't know
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: if you've been up there.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, several times.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: It's pretty scary. It is. And then there, they really,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: they fired up from there. Yeah, they did, didn't they?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: Because the idea of a farmer sort of crawling around
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: on all fours at the top of the Sky Tower,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: he's worried that he's going to fall off. Fall off, yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, it sort of seems like a, you know,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: what would you say, like a caveman or something like that.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, for the past, certainly.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: It's bloody funny, though, I've got to be honest.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: What are you up to after this, Mogi?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, great question. Well, three hours of prep for Monday
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: with the YouTube backbone.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: Then I'll be off to work for the rest of
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: the day. And what am I doing this evening? I
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: don't know, actually.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: Don't have a big one, please. I need your bushy tail.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, I won't be drinking. And I say that
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: before I drink. So who knows? But no, my absolute
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: priority is turning up. On a good night's sleep to
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: old Keezy's come to home with me experience tomorrow. That
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: is my priority.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: It's going to be lovely, fellas.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what about you, Keezy? You'll be freaking out at
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: home all day.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: So I've got to go home. I've got to stop
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: at Briscoe's and buy a few supplies.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: And then, yeah, go home, make the dessert later on tonight.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: And then I've got to come back to work here
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: and steal a couple of cheers.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: And potentially a table and then should be good as
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: gold for tomorrow's come dine with me at 2pm a
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: reminder if you want to watch Mogi and Jace as
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: they're on the Hodaki Big Show Instagram pinned to the
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: top of the old account there what are you doing Jace?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: Well, like Mogi, three hours of prep after this, as always.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: Sometimes don't you wish we could just, you know, just
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: go home and chill out, you.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: Know what I mean? Without saying a word to anybody
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: in the office, just straight out the door. God, wouldn't
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: that be good?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: Well, we can't, fellas, so.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: And then, yeah, probably go home, do a bit of
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: work around the place, probably do a bit more prep,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: some ideas for Monday's show.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: That's going to be a good show Monday, isn't it?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: Then watch maybe a bit of Samsung TV.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Can I ask you what your plans are for the Waz?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: Just watching them at home. Yeah, I'll be doing the same.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? I'm going to have a
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: mate or two over and that'll be my lot. Yeah, nice.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: Same here, to be honest.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: Hey, make sure you check out the podcast wherever you
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: get your podcasts. Also, check out the Instagram. There's going
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: to be a lot going on there as well. But
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: until Monday morning, we'll see you later. Bye.