Super Mario Used to Peddle METH?!

Clownfish TV Podcasts · May 23, 2026 · 2m

It's a me! Methio! This is straight-up wild -- a New Haven drug dealer named Ronnell Rogers just got slammed with six years in federal prison because cops pulled him over and found his stash packed with fentanyl, heroin, cocaine, and meth pills molded exactly like Super Mario's head, mustache, eyebrows and all. Yeah the same Nintendo icon kids grew up collecting is now being shaped into candy-looking dope that could fool a toddler -- Rogers was already on supervised release from a prior conviction so this was strike three and the judge wasn't playing, proving once again that even the Mushroom…