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The Henri Defense: James Gunn Firing Follow-up & No Man's Sky · Multiple Nerdgasm

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okay I have a question come on how do you
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edit welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy how does one edit a video oh a
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video I thought you going to say a podcast I'm like you [ __ ] produce a
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podcast now yeah I thought maybe finally he was about to offer to chip in and help
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out how do you edit video so you want a succinct yes uh tutorial on how to edit
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video during the introduction to this week's show I'll also point out Matt
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that um he's got a PC not a Mac so I don't even know where to begin yeah you
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can get a derby premere do I on uh you get a derby premere on a PC and I'm sure
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you can describe it in in one sentence how to do in one sentence put Clips in
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the time mine hey there you go well I
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have one clip but I want to cut it down one clip well you know have you
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tried YouTube as in looking for tutorials on YouTube I've got you guys
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what software have you got Luke what what editing software do you have I have
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none okay step one does Windows come with Eddie no it does
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not but it may it may do it does I have no [ __ ] idea it doesn't
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do you have quick time you just want to cut the beginning and end
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off no I don't think can do there there's some dead air in there I'm
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pretty sure quick time a doesn't exist on Windows anymore and B couldn't do
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that on Windows anyway fair enough it just existed to
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play Mo files what uh Dare I ask have you recorded yourself doing that's
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that's a very good question that I didn't think to ask me and Hannah played
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a game bet did no no hi the salami uh we
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played # War Games is that what you call
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it war games yeah no I'm not going down that hole no whoa is are you quoting is
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this a sneak peek from the video so yeah I just got to try and work
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yeah there's some bits of it that aren't interesting at all while where honestly
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sitting there bored watching someone on the screen be bored are we still talking
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about you're sex tape I was going to say what were you watching while you were
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doing it you need to find something more exciting to watch
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um there is H there's some software I can't think of the name of it I'll I'll
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send you a link after the show I think it's free so free is good yeah I figured
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that was probably one of your criteria yeah because I I if I can work
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out how to do it I might put something up on our YouTube channel hey there you
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go cool didn't you edit the worms video yes but remember we couldn't put that up
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yeah but you still edited I didn't it wasn't the putting up that you're asking
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how to do are you saying you spent two years editing it and then just were like
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and uploaded it as it was cuz that is actually what we suspected had
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happened is is all I did was I somehow syned up the audio and then just that
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was it so when you guys are talking about the worms video what you mean is
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that time all four of us decided to play together but I was the only one that
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didn't have a PC and it wasn't crossplatform compatible so you play
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without and then we couldn't put it online because of hate speech Yes
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because somebody I'm not going to name names somebody chose a very offensive
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name for their team now I I can't remember the name but to paraphrase is
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it people of a certain sexual preference
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with a certain um yes blood disease yes
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y very much like that yes mine my my worm's names were just all um nicknames
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for [ __ ] that's right completely fine y
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nothing offensive about that
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okay Matt what what were yours um I dare I asked you know what I I don't even
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remember oh they're probably just all called Jenna no I think I think they were just
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like stupid names I don't think there were anything particularly clever you
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know what actually I think you know what I I don't
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[Laughter]
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[Laughter]
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it's one going to gra you in the mouth yeah that's what he does those kids are
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going to get graped if that was made today no you couldn't do it couldn't do
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it no no way not a chance even though the sketch is about them telling him it
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is offensive there's still no way you could do it and you know what else you
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couldn't make today any of the films we made up until about a year
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ago I don't think you technically could have made them when we did make them we
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just did yeah but I do think there was a time
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where it was cool to be subversive it's not cool anymore that's the problem and
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that's the context I think a lot of people miss with this James gun [ __ ] is
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that this was 10 years ago and yeah what he said is very offensive now
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yeah at the time it was it was offensive but it was wasn't the same climate rules
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were different then absolutely and like I'm not defending some of the the
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content although I actually there there is uh in in the last week you know a lot
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more stuff's come out about that uh all the cast of Guardians of the Galaxy have
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come out in support of James gun and said they think he's he's a good guy
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like he's one of the best people they know he's changed he used to be a
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[ __ ] filthy bastard on Twitter he's not anymore he hasn't said a thing like
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that in in many many years and he admits that that it was wrong and they think
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they should rehire him no idea if they will probably won't they
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they didn't sack him because he's not a nice guy they sacked him because they
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can't align their brand with these tweets that have come out that's it yes
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yeah that well the only reason I I agree mostly except I was surprised that all
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of the cast came out as strongly in his support because and and that made me
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think well maybe they would then because I didn't think they'd do that because it
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is a little risky for them because if you look on Twitter and on Instagram now
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they shared that letter they all pinned a letter together and signed it and that
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and the [ __ ] abuse that They're copying from admittedly so-called fans it's not
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it's just a it's like I think it's just this uh group of a small group of
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hysterical crazy people on the internet like it always is but they are getting a
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lot of [ __ ] like you got to remember is that this these tweets were dug up out
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of thousands of tweets by a provocator a white supremacist yeah
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I know and people are saying oh there was 10,000 tweets about [ __ ]
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pedophilia like they weren't there were like three jokes in there that
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were you could I guess if you you know squinted they could be a it's it's like
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a pedophile joke but that's not really what the joke is yeah I mean he men he
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didn't make up ner no but not only that his the tweet in which he mentions ner
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is a he's pretending to retweet Lloyd calman oh no that's the the Justin B War
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but he's pretending to to retweet people it's back when on Twitter if you wanted
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to retweet somebody you just put RT at the beginning cuz it didn't actually
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have retweets and that's what he's doing he's that one where he says he jerks off
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to Justin Bieber he's pretending to retweet ly yeah yeah who does jerk off
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to Justin yeah yeah
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obviously yeah I remember Twitter Matt do you remember my Twitter
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I do and I gross [ __ ] I used to say on there I actually I'm jenet and I
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discussed the fact that you would almost certainly be crucified for your Twitter
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if you were in the same situation it's time to delete it all now you already
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deleted it as far as I know didn't you unless unless you just I sure did I sure
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did yeah my highest rated tweet um which
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got actually retweeted by a lot of like
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high-profile people celebrities and such was um I guess when you think about it
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um the holy spirit is really just the world most famous
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rapist and uh yeah you just can't say
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[ __ ] like that anymore no you cannot so
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Luke says The Grapist is offensive and he's offended by it and they should all
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be ashamed of themselves for making it is that right am I summing up your
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opinion there no no no I just said you couldn't make that today I think I could
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oh I think should I I I'd advise against it oh okay fair enough
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yeah what about a sketch where a man uh
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Falls over and says a gay raped me I've been thinking about that it
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might be time that one comes down it might be time a lot of our videos come
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down but then we're not going to have a YouTube account I know it you know what
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not having a YouTube account at the moment might not be a bad idea but I'm
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just about to post something no no we got to keep the morning after up there
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though oh I don't know about that yeah nothing wrong with that yeah it's just
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all saying we got drug we got a little bit too close together that's it yeah
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saying anything wrong homophobic undertones you see is it I don't I
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didn't see it that way neither did I mate but I'm not the
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internet I think the joke there is just it was just a a a
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regretted one night stand between four people I would never regret a one night
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stand with any of you guys yeah have you have you ever regretted a
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one night stand with anyone no of course not why would you regret a one night
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stand well look speaking of everyone standing up for James gun um you guys
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mentioned last week on the podcast that uh Roseanne Bar doesn't understand why
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people are standing up for James gun and they're not standing up for her well
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that's at an end now um because uh the cavalry's arrived in the form of Tim
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Allen uh the guy who plays that hyper masculine dude on that old '90s sitcom
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Home Improvement um former convicted drug trafficker also um and he's the man
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who compared being uh conservative in Hollywood to 1930s
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Germany yeah yeah really oppressed um but he's come out and he's said that in
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his opinion um she was quote the most
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diverse and tolerant woman I've ever known for a long
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time really the most yeah the most tolerant and woman he's ever known for a
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long [Laughter]
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time yep speaking of uh 1930s Germany
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Matt did you read recently Luke's going to get mad at us if we talk about no I'm
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not going to imply anything I'm just saying that it may interest you to know
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that they've finally done a uh Dental
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identification on all the teeth that were found in the ashes of Hitler's
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bunker [ __ ] hell and one of the sets of teeth was Hitler's teeth really yeah
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so the world can stop with all the [ __ ] he's still alive and living in
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where is it somewhere how they know there were his teeth because you compare
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them to dental records They had dental records back
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then yeah yes Luke they sure did it wasn't that long ago less than 100 years
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ago I don't know how do we how how do we
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know that those dental records are correct no it's not giving up yeah you
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know he's still out there he's still out there somewhere on the perimeter of the
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Flat Earth that's right he'll be back one day to lead us to
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Victory like I know this is jumping around a little bit but while we're
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talking about conspiracies and flat earthers can I also just point out that
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Facebook has now blocked Alex Jones yeah
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I saw that well who's Alex Jones oh God I don't want Luke to know who Alex Jones
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is given how this [ __ ] given his how his investigation into the Church of
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Scientology is going IE he's about to [ __ ] sign up we absolutely need to
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talk about that have we have we do we want to just move on from Alex Jones and leave
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it I mean Alex Jones is a he's a conspiracy theorist he's a he's a crazy
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nut job basically he thinks Sandy Hook was a was a was a false flag fake
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shooting and he got a bunch of people to harass the parents of the kids who died
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and he's just a he's a butthole oh a vile vile
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person yes yeah you reading that or is that just your you that's just my
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opinion okay cool all right yeah I mean he I'm sure he thinks
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he's he's onto something but I think he's I always I don't understand why people
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think that the school shootings are a false flag and that no one really died
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like it just makes no sense to me at all because people want there to be
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something they want to have discovered some kind of secret information that
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makes them I could I would I think for them to believe it they'd have they
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think there so many people are in on it and all this stuff yeah why can't they
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just maybe think that the government went in and actually just shot people
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not that they no one died I know look here's the thing the government does
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sometimes do weird stuff and sometimes there is a conspiracy to cover it up and
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sometimes we find out after the fact when documents are Declassified that it
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really happened look at MK Ultra right no one believed it turned out it really
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[ __ ] happened okay they drugged people without them knowing and [ __ ]
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wrote notes and they stopped it only when someone jumped out of
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window and they went maybe we shouldn't should do that it's probably harmful in
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some ways but look anytime I hear any kind of I don't even like the term
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conspiracy theory right it's it's just [ __ ] it gives it way too much
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Credence to begin with you know anytime somebody tells me a made up fairy tale
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the only thing I can think of is I wish the world was that interesting but it
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isn't yeah the government is not I mean
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unless they unless all the stuff they're they're bad at covering up is just like
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you know like a big uh what do you call it a like a misinformation campaign
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unless it's all just a big big big trick to make you think that they're useless
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and they're actually really good then there's no you know like the 911
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conspiracies all that kind of stuff come on yeah really you think that they could
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pull that off hey if we going to talk about this have we had either on air or
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off air have we talked about Tom Delong yeah maybe maybe because I only
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recently listened to Joe Rogan's uh interview with Tom did you you listen to
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that Matt no but I holy [ __ ] [ __ ] listen to it tomorrow on the W work all
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right it's insane and I don't know I
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mean he certainly believes it right sure for those who don't know in summary Tom
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Delong the former co- front man of Blink
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182 who has now left the band to focus
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his life and fortune on a new startup company called to the Stars Academy yes
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that's what it's called um which is a company that does Research into real
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alien and extraterrestrial uh mythology I guess
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and then makes films and comic books
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about those real things so that down the track in 1020 years when we've gotten
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used to the stories cuz we've seen the films then they're going to come out and
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reveal that it's all real except that they've revealed that even
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before they've made any yeah they've dro the ball then that sort of destroys the
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point of yeah if you come out and tell us that's what you're doing you might as
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well just skip the last bit cuz although remember the internet sometimes has a
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very long memory but it also has a very short memory at the same time yeah
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that's true so what did you just say
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Luke I nearly fell for
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that yeah he uh Tom
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is is crazy I think yeah I think he is
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too or or there's a theory another conspiracy theory that he is being
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manipulated and uh that he he's basically gotten involved in something
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that he uh he shouldn't have now he's he has to go ahead with all this stuff
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because he's kind of tied himself to these people with a lot of money and
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power that have a vested interest in keeping the UFO research going because
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they make a lot of money off it yeah I've also heard that this is the
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government's way of throwing people off the scent that they're basically he
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believes it all and they are giving him real information so that he tells people
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on the internet people like Joe Rogan and then everyone doesn't believe him
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and uh and it just seems like a whole big thing and not a cover up Joe Rogan
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gets a lot of [ __ ] sometimes for not calling people out but that's one of the
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things I like about him is that just talks to people yeah he just people
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[ __ ] hang themselves like I mean he he called out he called out um Tom
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Delong like in some subtle ways you know like at one point Tom dong said that I
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was interrogated by the FBI in a hotel room for 3 days and he was like really
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you didn't go home for three days he's like no no no I mean it was only the
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afternoons like but three consecutive days yeah yeah I like that he yeah he
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just asked questions and then and then people like oh he should have called him
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out and it's like no you I mean you pi on it if he's interviewing someone
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that's not his job to call people out exactly and the interview be over if he
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was too if he starts calling them out they're going to stop talking and I
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think the it's more interesting that you let them slowly [ __ ] get their stupid
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ideas out so you can go oh okay I like I will listen to that one that sounds
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interesting oh mate you have to scroll back it was like a year or so ago but
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it's worth it yeah all right cool [ __ ] what are we talking about Tim Allen
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Luke's homework oh Luke's homework and then uh and then yeah
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so oh yeah and Alex Jones and then we
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got on to Luke's [ __ ] Scientology homework how's it going Luke uh I still
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haven't opened the book okay okay fill in my membership form okay so hold on
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right so so they've sent you a membership form that's meh form yeah
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that's also Dan's back that's also new this week I'm back back it's actually
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caught up with me don't think I'm going to fill it in cuz now I'm upset I
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thought religion was free hold on let's back up how much how much they let back
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up all right backed up okay why did they
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send you a an application form I think they just sent me an application form
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because they had my details on file and they're going hey sign up and the first
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6 months are free okay what how much is the rest of it they don't put that
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information in the in the pamphlet well that's a red flag as far as I'm
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concerned can you leave during the six months or straight after it without
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being uh responsible for any money at
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all pretty sure yeah what do you have to
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sorry what okay if you join yep what do you get out of it yeah what are you
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joining exactly I get a newsletter every two months cuz here's the thing if I
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want to join a church right I've never joined a church so I don't know and stop
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me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure I can just like it's open on a Sunday and
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you you just go in right I think they're open every day they might pass me a uh a
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plate and I put some change on it or something right but I don't have to sign
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up to the church yeah that's actually that's not quite true either uh you do
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have to do in in various different ones there's like the profession of faith and
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then there's the what do you call it catechism and then or what do they call
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it in the Catholic church I can't remember uh there are yeah you do have
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to sign up and they they have a record of it cuz uh really so you're either
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officially or unofficially a member of the church yeah because the Catholic
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church in particular has a list of all its members and they report that
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information to the government as part of their I guess oh this is sounded like a
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conspiracy Matt no no no no it's it's true and then if you want to get off
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that list is actually quite difficult and there's a as there's a religious
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ceremony you have to do to uh to that relationship well to to leave
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the church yeah yeah it's no this is 100% true um there's a do you know the
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band Behemoth I do uh nurgle the lead singer Adam Dari from uh from from
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Behemoth uh he had he he wanted to leave because he you know he's very publicly
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uh a in quotes Satanist because he he's just anti-religion uh and he wanted to
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leave because he didn't want them reporting him as a member because he
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said they shouldn't get whatever Financial benefits they get out of
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having him as a member and he said they made him jump through [ __ ] hoops and
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he had to pay money and he had to meet up with his priest and they wanted to
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talk him through and that kind of thing and eventually he did it but he said wow
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yeah that sounds like so technically you do have to to leave the gym
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yeah same thing okay so they've sent you an application and that they've said I
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is one of the religions where you need to sign up to yeah we'll give you a free
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trial cuz I can get a membership card I don't think they make you pay for it
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well except for tithing at normal churches so what what well he's got six
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months yeah I get six months I just get a newslet I get a welcome pack and I get
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a membership card back up back up what's
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the welcome pack I don't know [ __ ] sake just says welcome pack it's a little
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plush Zeno I assume could be so you you're not going
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to do this right no good cuz I spoke to your I'm going to have a with your she
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under she's under the impression that you are going to do
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it I was going to do it and then I just
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went nah okay so what talked get what talk you out of it that the fact that if
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I do sign up they're going to think I'm actually really interested and then
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start contacting me more about my homework I'll be honest you seem pretty
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interesting yeah exactly it seems like a lot of reading mhm to find out what's
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going on with that whole thing I'm just not up for it what's the name of your Handler
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Luke I don't remember her name look I bet if you said to them and you know I
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don't know why I'm telling you this I bet if you said to know where mat's
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going this was going to be my question too go on I bet if you said I don't like
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reading they would find a way give you a DVD yeah I already have a DVD all right
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yeah is it good he just doesn't like opening shrink WAP we also know if you
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told them that you [ __ ] only watch [ __ ] online they'll send you the link
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just I only like video games y they have to put it to me in a video
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game okay so just knowing the way that modern technology works I wouldn't be
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surprised if the next game you're playing has a lot of [ __ ] subliminal
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messages in there it's the the video game adaptation of Battlefield Earth
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yeah yeah but they have to be like really pick up they can't be
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subtle will you skip the story anyway he's going to learn nothing from it you
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can't be subtle like when they sent you an application form and your Handler
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called you and said I'm just following up your interest in joining our
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church because you came in and applied and you bought some books from us and
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said here's my number call me anytime that's right you paid for that
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[ __ ] didn't you yes I did how much was
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it it's 50 bucks [ __ ] me Luke
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what are you doing us look I've paid i' made I've paid more than that for
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shittier stuff than that let's get on him about the about the cost but uh I
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know the reason they think you're interested Luke is because you're pretty
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[ __ ] interested yeah it is all my
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fault anyway so when you filled it in and I know you will I've already filled
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it in
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okay oh man you have gone further with this application than you
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ever did with the Mars One application
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you paid $30 just for the form didn't
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fill that out have filled this out I haven't sent it in though oh okay you
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didn't send that in either if you had sent it in and not
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filled it in that would be worse yeah what's happening with Mars one these
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days nothing nothing nothing not a thing tell not going TOS that's is not
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happening yeah they're doing a lot of things that's not one of them yeah Luke
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you have you've been doing really well lately uh MH you've got a podcast I want
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to mention it it's been rebranded you want to talk
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us through it yes so uh because the world's got something against
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cripples mhm I that's the reason why we couldn't have [ __ ] in the name and a
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title yeah look if can't get away with it you can't yeah
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that's right although Tim would probably come right to your side yeah luk is one
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of the most tolerant and diverse people he's ever known for a while or whatever
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he said yeah he's ever known for a long
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time that's it so we had to do a little bit of rebranding I put some thought into it
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and now we have the new name of the podcast is save file mhm and you've got
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a new logo which you probably haven't seen cuz I didn't send it to you I have
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seen it thank you very much do you like it I did yeah I didn't mind that
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actually he didn't pretty good good so I've got the logo now now I just need to
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get some music I need to remember to introduce myself maybe get some I'm
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going to do some music today hopefully and then yeah I was going to say and
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I'll send it to you for approval but I mean you'll take what you can get I bet
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right yeah yeah that's always been his motto yep and then just need to get
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announcer which I've been looking on fiver I think I found a couple that
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might do the job oh cool when I give him
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five bucks yep go read my [ __ ] that's the uh the opener get Chuck man opener
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yeah get Chuck fresh the official opening voice of this
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of this podcast well I don't know him he's on Fiverr isn't he are you only
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going to people you know on Fiverr it's a short
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list looking at your friends list and being like Oh Yeah Dan and Matt I guess
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one of them could do it I was on fire briefly that's pretty
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much what I do and then I realized I don't want to write music for five bucks
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yeah exactly I've also been told I've been told by my boss I'm not allowed to
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go to fiver for work related things anymore they do why I was really going
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yeah patreon.com multiple nerdgasm I uh I I
30:47
played no man's Sky I was going to just
30:51
check it out a little bit yesterday how many hours did you get sucked into it
30:56
for and then all of a sudden it was night time time so [ __ ] man that is a
31:02
Time sync like more than more than ever
31:06
more than ever but in a good way most like yeah I mean I I clearly I was
31:13
clearly enjoying myself cuz I didn't like like like hours and I didn't even
31:20
realize so it's doing something so I actually I I went and searched for it on
31:24
the Xbox store and like navigated down to it and then just thought do I and I
31:30
didn't but maybe maybe I should it's basically you you you wake up on a
31:37
planet which is randomly generated and then at the beginning you don't have
31:41
anything really except your little Omni tool thing and you've got to you've got
31:45
to you got to explore uh collect resources and
31:50
eventually you'll find your spaceship and then you got to fix your spaceship
31:55
and then you've got to fix the the parts of the spaceship as you go along to
32:01
enable you to explore more and more of the Galaxy like you can leave the planet
32:05
eventually and then you can leave the system eventually I had a guy uh there
32:09
was a freighter a big [ __ ] space freighter I thought this was like a lone
32:14
exploration kind of Minecraft type thing there's [ __ ] aliens there's [ __ ]
32:19
aliens everywhere and like I was in a big space battle like like an actual
32:23
[ __ ] dog fight and I I own a freighter me too
32:28
I [ __ ] freaking huge I and I've got like a bunch of Corvettes as well that
32:33
carry all my [ __ ] around like I've got a fleet of ships this guy was like I'm
32:37
getting too old for this [ __ ] thanks for saving the Fredo it's yours now here's
32:40
the keys and you can you build rooms in
32:43
the in the [ __ ] in the ship like I think these are all parts of the the
32:49
last update which really turned it into a g it's [ __ ]
32:55
awesome like it's like Conan in a way cuz you got to build things like except
33:02
imagine Conan except then you get in a spaceship and you fly to another
33:06
planet and it is cool like you when you fly when you take off from a planet you
33:11
just do fly out of the atmosphere and you're in space there's no load screens
33:15
or anything you just [ __ ] fly from planet to planet and then and then fly
33:19
in and land on the planet it's it's [ __ ] real good I don't what
33:25
was it when it first came out that pissed everybody off it just didn't have
33:28
any of this stuff that we're talking about it did not have a lot like there
33:32
was no story so at the moment with this version there is a story you're trying
33:36
to remember who you are and you're sort of making your way to the center of the
33:41
Galaxy but you don't have to play that story if you don't want to you can just
33:45
do the trading and everything but I think there was no Base building there
33:49
was no vehicles there was really nothing to do it was literally you wake up into a
33:56
SPAC and you click yeah you'd wake up You' build your ship and then you could
34:01
fly around the places and analyze and mine stuff but that was it [ __ ] all
34:06
right yeah that that would not be as good all right fine well I I highly
34:11
recommend you you check it out Dan it's [ __ ] yeah if you're going to play it
34:15
you need to make sure you've got nothing planned for the rest of the day because
34:18
it will just suck you in I did not intend to play it for as long as I did
34:24
and then when I looked at my the time I was like [ __ ] like that hasn't happened
34:28
to me in a long time like I spent a lot of time playing Conan but not it wasn't
34:33
like this like in the just you know [ __ ] all of a sudden it was you know
34:40
hours later so I don't know if that's a good
34:44
thing or a bad thing time will tell but I won't know no man that sounds
34:50
great I'm I'm definitely go like I almost bought it yesterday and it's got
34:54
multiplayer but we haven't we haven't done that yet we can all we can all meet up
34:58
we could find an even bigger Fleet Luke oh God and take over the universe that'd
35:04
be [ __ ] cool man the dog fights are pretty
35:09
fun I'm still not quite sure how the multiplayer Works yet yeah because it's
35:14
all randomly generated and that's kind of my universe so how do I get to yours
35:19
how do yeah how do we get to each other but also the fact that like when you're
35:22
even starting the game it goes like do you want to play multiplayer or do you
35:24
just want to play on your own but people can you can run into other people yeah that's it
35:31
weird yeah I don't know how that works that's the other thing too I've been
35:35
avoiding looking up stuff about it if where possible there was a couple things
35:39
I checked cuz I I thought I had found a bug which I technically it was a bug I
35:44
couldn't reload my boltcaster and that was a bug um but other things I'm trying
35:49
not to Google answers I'm trying to figure things out myself and I think
35:54
that's fairly rewarding as well cuz like it's not quite obvious how how to do
36:00
things always but no but it is fun figuring it out whereas sometime you
36:05
know some games it's just not fun in this is it gives you a bit of an idea
36:09
but it's not completely holding your hand going pick this up right that you
36:15
need this material go find
36:18
it yeah yeah you need copper good luck yeah like oh all right need a lot of
36:25
copper oh yeah and you need 200,000 in units go make some money it's like [ __ ]
36:31
all right man first time I landed on a space station you want first time I left
36:35
the planet and then land on a space station and all these little [ __ ]
36:38
alien guys on there I was like oh God this game is this is what I do now
36:45
mhm I live here now yeah now I want to play it but I can't play it after the if
36:51
I play it after this podcast I'm not get in the sleep at all if you play it after
36:55
this podcast you could play it with me no don't say that I already said it it's
37:00
too late I need to sleep
37:04
fine hey how do you guys pronounce the name of the first Nintendo
37:09
console it's a Nintendo you call I is this a trick
37:15
question or are we talking about I'm just curious you say Nez yeah NZ cuz for
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the Super Nintendo SNES SNES for the N
37:25
for the original the NES Nintendo and I just always called that a
37:30
Nintendo fair enough any not anyes I've heard both I actually don't even know said
37:37
NES the thing is I don't even know what I would call it now because I've had
37:41
discussions here in in the US about the fact that I I I can't remember which one they
37:48
say here and which one they think we say there in Australia but I know now it's
37:53
gotten so mixed up in my head I don't know if I used to say NES or NES I'm
37:57
pretty sure you used to say NES because we all just said n NES and SNES SNES it
38:03
was definitely SNES NES and SNES yeah in fact I never called the Ness the Ness
38:08
until I retroactively called it the Ness after calling the SNES the
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SNES y okay well just there was an article
38:17
this week about uh how there was uh we thought that there was a definitive
38:22
answer but then um more Nintendo memorabilia has come up that
38:29
says uh you know a different pronunciation oh it's n i I never
38:34
thought it was actually officially called the NES just what we Nintendo entertainment
38:40
system and then that's just yeah NES is just the initials for it yeah it's an
38:45
Acron but officially it's the Nintendo Entertainment System yeah yeah but
38:51
Nintendo has has uh different I guess uh
38:56
what do you call it like ways to make us give them money marketing material that
39:01
says different pronunciations of it and apparently it conflicts and now
39:05
everybody's confused but so I just thought I'd bring it up and I guess the
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definitive answer for this podcast is
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NES no nintend oh yeah fine no I'm going
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what the majority answer for this podcast is NES see going what mothers used to say
39:25
it's a Nintendo turn the Nintendo off
39:30
turn your PlayStation off SE Xbox
39:34
Mom it's a mega drive it's aari 2600 it's PlayStation
39:41
4 can I um can I tell you about okay can I tell
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you about something I watched this week please do so I had a long plane ride to
39:51
uh to Italy uh last week um to pick up some pirate movies if they listen want
39:57
to know if I went to Italy while I was in Italy the answer is yes yes I
40:03
did um and I downloaded Demolition Man which is but that's not what I want to
40:09
talk about today um and I only figure out the seashells for yet [ __ ] no he
40:16
doesn't know how to use the three sea shells I uh I downloaded Demolition Man
40:19
because um I saw oceans I don't remember what number the
40:25
one that came out this year the girl one eight the girl one is it eight eight
40:31
yeah Oceans Eight then I saw that um and before I did I said I didn't want to see
40:36
it and when I asked why I said I don't I don't watch why do you hate women yeah
40:41
yeah that's right um and I said I don't hate women I just hate Sandra bulock and
40:46
um I hate a woman I hate one woman but she is the star of that movie yeah uh
40:52
and then I was thrown a whole lot of Sandra Bullock movies uh oh you don't
40:56
like this you don't like you don't like speed okay fine speed was a good movie
40:59
oh you don't like this you don't like that okay fine she's in a lot of great
41:02
movies Mis Congeniality misong geniality is a good movie man if it's good enough
41:08
[ __ ] William Shatner is good enough for me all right um but anyhow I digress
41:15
um so I had a long plane ride and a few weeks ago we were talking about the
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young Indiana Jones Chronicles yes and
41:24
uh so I decided to watch them is she in them did I stand up no Sandra Bullock's
41:30
not in them that Sandra Bullock was a red hle I'm reeling it back not a you don't
41:35
have to be you don't have to call her a rat hole that's not
41:38
nice she's no Christen short oh she sure
41:42
isn't so um how long has it been since you guys saw the young indana Jones
41:47
Chronicles for for me I hadn't seen them since they aired on Aussie TV in like
41:51
1991 92 yeah it would have been when they were on television I was about to
41:55
say I'm not even sure I've seen all of it and it was only when it was on TV so
41:59
yes that's I don't think we saw it all and they also AED them out of order when
42:04
they did cuz for some reason TV used to do that um so the version that you can
42:10
get from Italy is the um is the DVD release of it which is not called the
42:17
Young Indiana Jones Chronicles it's called The Adventures of Young Indiana
42:20
Jones and they've made some changes to it since it had on TV number one they
42:24
took out the old man with the eye patch who plays like Indiana Jones when he's
42:29
an old man who tells the stories really yeah he's gone except in one episode
42:34
where Indie still appears as an old man and narrates it and it is Harrison Ford
42:40
oh and it's I never saw that one neither
42:44
did I I don't think it it ever AED on TV um because I think the show had been
42:49
cancelled before they got up to that one so so I put it on episode one and here
42:55
is what I discovered right right is this the young young Indiana
43:00
Jones or is this the teenager Indiana JS it flops about in season one and it it
43:07
flops about between young Indiana Jones at about 9 years
43:11
old young Indiana Jones the same actor at about 13 so there's obviously a gap
43:17
in the filming and then young Indiana Jones as a as a teenager right and then
43:22
by Seasons two and three they've done away with the kid and it's just the
43:25
teenager yep now the first thing I noticed is it's for kids it it is for
43:30
little kids right so like it's not particularly interesting in terms of
43:35
plot but it is so well done like it's
43:41
it's kind of
43:52
tvisha hooked in you know what I mean okay sure but uh but then it gets weird
43:58
after season 1 season 2 is set during the first world war right and it's got
44:05
the same guy that played the older version of young Indie as the first
44:09
season right except he's now not called
44:12
Indie he's called Corporal enry defense
44:17
and he's a Belgian he's in the Belgian army during World War
44:22
I and there's no mention of why he suddenly is not Indiana Jones
44:29
anymore okay yeah uh then they shot enough for a third season but the show
44:36
was canceled by then so it never went to air H so you you can't watch it oh no no
44:43
no you can I've got it oh it just never went to air okay yeah it just never went
44:46
to air because it had gotten really kind
44:48
of dumb by that point right okay hm so
44:53
you watched all of it I watched all of the first season and as much of the
44:57
second season as I could stomach without without knowing why I was watching
45:02
Indiana Jones as uh bu in Corporal all's
45:06
offense that sounds familiar I guess I
45:09
did see some of it yeah I I think I
45:14
think the same things that I don't get about it now turned me off at the time
45:19
right I mean these uh these episodes are well out of order you know like yeah
45:25
they jump around in time and space well out of order you are well out of
45:29
order no it's it's like in themselves they're nice little packages except it's
45:36
weird because each episode is two different stories and they never end the first
45:42
story like oh the first episode for example right they go to to Egypt and
45:47
they meet um they meet uh T lawence right Lawrence of Arabia right and
45:54
they're hunting down this thief and they never find him and then it just cuts to
45:59
the second episode where he's like a year older and now they're in mares
46:03
doing a completely different story interesting yeah it's weird I want
46:09
to watch it yeah you should watch it yeah I think I wanted to watch it again
46:14
too yeah well watch it's worth watching it's worth watching all right but don't
46:18
feel you've got to watch every minute of every episode speaking of
46:23
watching uh I'm gonna I'm gonna queue up the Star Wars use jingle
46:29
[Music]
46:36
[Music]
46:41
H that's not pre it's not pre-recorded that is from a prop listeners you play
46:47
that live now just for you listeners I didn't purchase it I paid for the
46:52
shipping uh it was free technically uh
46:58
so so people still want to remake The Last Jedi and they sure do I I tried to
47:04
rewatch it and I I just I I couldn't get through it so
47:10
I'm I'm sorry I know that I'm the I'm the the lone person who still doesn't like it I
47:17
just don't like it no man you're not alone a [ __ ] trying to get no no no
47:22
no no I'm saying I'm the lone sane person that doesn't like it
47:27
cuz you guys are both like okay with it now it's not that I'm not okay with it
47:31
it sounds really weird I just I I just I've made my peace with it I've made my
47:36
I don't like it I think I I just I don't like any of his movies I don't think no
47:42
I don't either and I don't want to watch it again because the first time I hated
47:47
it so much and the second time I kind of managed to convince myself it was okay
47:50
and that's where I want to leave it now I just think his his weird
47:55
stupid got a subvert everything and then like the jokes don't work it's just not
48:00
for me I I'm nothing to I don't [ __ ] care about holdo or any of that dumb
48:05
[ __ ] I don't have any problem with the women being in the film I just don't
48:09
like the film yeah space
48:12
iron yeah but here's [ __ ] re get hit in the head with the lightsaber and it's
48:19
just n it doesn't work it's there not not not for me
48:24
thanks the thing is though this this week um I've been suffering from
48:29
horrible jet lag and so I've I've had a lot of good watching movie times in the
48:34
middle of the night uh and I rewatched Empire right oh yeah which is a great
48:39
movie like I know everyone like keeps like remembering it as the good one it
48:43
[ __ ] is the good one is so good it is the perfect followup to Star Wars you
48:48
know V's gone [ __ ] nuts now because there's no tar to tell him what to do
48:53
you know they hint that there's an emperor above him but like right now V's
48:55
got nothing [ __ ] if all the characters Advance it's a great movie then I put on
49:02
Return of the Jedi that movie is a
49:05
[ __ ] mess that to New Hope and Empire
49:10
is what the Last Jedi is to the current
49:13
films yeah like I don't think people
49:18
realize how [ __ ] all over the shop
49:22
Empire Jedi is have you seen David Lynch telling the story of how he
49:27
he met with George Lucas about directing Return of the Jedi it's it's on YouTube
49:32
it's a [ __ ] great story it's and I'm not going to do it justice because David
49:37
Lynch is [ __ ] amazing but he he
49:41
actually went met with George and they talked about it and he tells the story
49:47
and it's it's very funny Google uh David Lynch meets George Lucas or something
49:51
like that and it's yeah it's him telling the story it's worth watching someone
49:56
pointed this week uh in in online cuz I still read about Star Wars online cuz
50:01
I'm a [ __ ] Manchild but someone pointed out that the the weirdest thing
50:06
in Return of the Jedi is when they're captured by the Ewoks right and Luke
50:13
levitates 3PO mhm yeah he's never done that
50:18
before right but the only no one else freaks out about it yeah yeah they're all just
50:24
like not like what the [ __ ] yeah our friend's just levitating people yeah no
50:31
but there's there is a gap between the two films and there is a scene in the
50:36
very very start of Jedi where Leia explains to Han that that Luke is now a
50:42
Jedi Knight yeah fair enough yeah fair enough I guess you're right yeah because
50:47
Han's in carbonite so he doesn't know but Leia probably does all right
50:50
fine yeah I imagine he's just showing off you know what what there's a couple
50:57
of there's a couple of things I didn't like about Empire there's two things
50:59
number one I thought the romance between Han and Leia skipped ahead far too far
51:03
too quickly like from like scene one he's trying to get it on with her and
51:08
from scene two they're [ __ ] just teasing one another right I was like
51:11
come on come on but whatever okay fine the the other thing was Luke goes to
51:17
[ __ ] deerar right M having only ever
51:21
met one Jedi mhm Ben Kenobi then he
51:26
meets Yoda who in the space of a single
51:31
day teaches him to stand on his head on one hand and use the other hand to
51:37
levitate a rock right I don't think it is a day I think I
51:42
I've people said that before I think the whole sequence of of Han and Leia
51:48
getting City let's say let's say it's
51:52
two weeks right if in two weeks time I
51:56
knew how to levitate myself and rocks and then somebody said to me next is to
52:02
levitate a ship out of the water like yeah last week I couldn't levitate
52:08
anything now I can levitate some things why am I chucking a tantrum yelling at
52:13
Yoda it's impossible and walk that's a good point that's a good
52:18
point well Luke when once you've completed your Scientology training and
52:22
you can levitate things you can let us know yeah let us know man well sort of
52:27
very different for Luke in the second movie cuz in the first movie he just
52:30
believes whatever he is told just instantly okay that's a fact now yeah
52:34
and then he ridicules other people for not believing in it yeah you don't
52:39
believe in the force do you there was thing you've heard about 10 minutes ago
52:45
there was a theory I read online I told you the on the something awful forums
52:49
they Flo all these really terrible theories and they make me laugh but
52:52
there was one that um Obi-Wan's just a charlatan and uh and he he just he
52:58
doesn't really die he just jumps down a vent and like it's all just to yeah like
53:04
literally kicking his coat G they just they're just groom they're just grooming
53:07
Luke to join this cult makes sense
53:14
yeah like Luke is currently being groomed to join a cult yeah that's
53:20
right have you seen that Yan McGregor is starring in a new film about win the
53:24
Pooh yes Christopher Robin yeah he stars as Christopher Robin somebody pointed
53:29
out today I say somebody pointed out like somebody told me no I saw on Reddit
53:32
today that um on the on the on the Star
53:35
Wars subreddit um that on the poster for
53:42
Christopher Robin youan McGregor is
53:45
standing in front of the letters o b
53:52
i so yeah so get on that Alex
54:02
Jones that's funny so jumping back just slightly the people are still trying to
54:08
[ __ ] go ahead with this Last Jedi remake [ __ ] like actually given them
54:14
money okay so yes but no so here's the
54:18
thing so they have they have a a Kickstarter but it's it's it's not a you
54:23
don't pledge money you just pledge support right so it's a
54:28
[ __ ] what do you call it a petition a petition yeah yeah basically yeah yeah
54:33
yeah yeah um because what they want Disney to know is that they're not
54:39
asking for any money from Disney they are going to pay for this themselves
54:45
they have investors they have the money what they have this petition for is to
54:51
show Disney that enough people um want the movie to be REM so all they are
54:57
asking for Disney is to sign over to them the rights to this thing that they just
55:04
billion making sure they had exclusive rights to this is [ __ ] Madness yeah
55:11
just get over it do you think can I you think they've got enough time to the
55:15
movie before episode 9 comes out next year I don't like the movie either just
55:21
[ __ ] get over it move on I'm going to remake [ __ ] Return of the Jedi then
55:27
this is madness you're making me a Star Wars fan who doesn't like the Last Jedi
55:31
you're dragging me down with you you hate women man do you know what I the
55:36
biggest thing I that bugs me about is I like Ryan Johnson quite a lot I just I
55:41
just don't like his movies it's like Kevin Smith I I look at Ryan Johnson in
55:45
interviews and I like on Twitter and like kind of stuff he seems like a cool
55:49
guy I reckon we get along don't like his movies though yeah you may not get along
55:53
if that's how you introduce yourself I probably wouldn't say that to him but
55:57
there was actually there was an old video of him from from like the early
56:00
2000s being interviewed before before he was successful and he talking about Jeff
56:05
Jeff Goldsmith's interview with him uh could be is a
56:09
video h no probably not then he said um it's a it a little quote of him saying
56:16
that he doesn't want to make mainstream [ __ ] he wants to make movies that
56:20
half people love and half people hate and I was like mission accom and
56:27
like you know what good on him yeah I mean it's bit weird setting out to make
56:33
a movie that half your audience hates I mean that's that's an odd marketing uh I
56:39
I respect that like he's going to do what he wants to do and if 50% of people
56:43
don't like it fine you know what that's that's fair enough I don't think he's
56:48
going to get his um Trilogy really you think you actually get
56:54
it it has actually I mean I know that there was a lot of you know dumb
57:00
complaint about the Last Jedi when it first came out and then there still is
57:04
clearly with these remakes but overall I think the negative press has been
57:10
fairly loud is that what I'm looking for
57:14
yeah it's definitely the most negative response netive is always going to be
57:19
louder I know people saying oh that's why solo flopped but I don't know I
57:23
don't know if that's true cuz solo had it own made fck M compared to the Jedi as and
57:30
after Disney came out and said we're not any just [ __ ] like Little Indie
57:36
director who's had some success but not done a big movie do any of our Star Wars
57:42
anymore and obviously they're speaking about lordon Miller but I can't help but
57:46
think that Ryan Johnson is part of that
57:51
group as well yeah well I I mean [ __ ] after this James gun stuff the I think
57:56
they're going to be very careful in general about who they hire cuz he was a
58:01
big risk at the time and I bet they're regretting it well they are and they AR
58:05
because he made him a [ __ ] ton of money but and because like Ryan Johnson was
58:09
not a you know no good not good pick that's not what I'm saying he's not he
58:14
wouldn't be like your traditional oh let him do a Star Wars movie kind of guy no
58:18
like no cuz he hadn't actually really done a lot before he got this right JJ
58:25
Abrams is kind of an obvious choice for a Star Wars movie yeah I me I mean
58:30
before before he already did one I mean and he made a [ __ ] great one yeah him
58:34
do another one yeah give him a trilogy but if you does like have they
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said cuz they announced that I going to give Ryan Johnson a Trilogy before the
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last J even came out yeah have we heard anything else about that
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since well they've been quiet about it it's not cancelled it's just I mean they
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still talking about it like it's it's still on the agenda I think I think they
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genuinely were surprised by the negative yeah I think they genuinely were too
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response but they can't ignore it but then again [ __ ] made so much money so
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do they care yeah probably not fair well that's the and that's that's what I was
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saying before is people I think incorrectly are saying oh yeah but after
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the negative response to the Last Jedi that's why solo didn't do well I don't
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think that's entirely true I think solo was it had its own [ __ ] drama and
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everyone knew about it like they the directors and this and that it's Han
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Solo thing we don't really care about it like you can't say that it was because
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of the Last Jedi alth it may have had some effect but I think more than that
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people are [ __ ] burning out on Star
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Wars like they need to slow down and and
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maybe rethink pumping them out so often
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maybe every second year maybe I just I think they need to get over this
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initial everyone still needs to be related and know each other and give us
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more give us more Rogue one yep in the universe but
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not you know you know the plot of Rogue one was two characters finding out
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they're related to each other they well yes but I'm talking
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about no one's related to Darth Vader or no I agree agree not that
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core that story which everyone knows yeah or if you are using characters for
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the core story let them have their own Adventures like Marvel do yeah you know
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just [ __ ] sometimes Captain America is an Avenger and sometimes he's just
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doing his own thing y I want to watch a movie where [ __ ] Finn just does his
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own thing maybe not Finn that was the weird thing about that
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was the weird thing about um ler as well is the fact that just which I don't know
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if he can carry a is what I'm saying there no years in between or anything it
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was just straight on from the first one yeah yeah Finn's maybe not your best
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choice but um gross I'd watch a PO Damon movie though yeah yeah I would watch the
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hell out of that yeah I would too I'd love to see how he became such a good
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pilot yeah I guess it'll just be lots of women telling him what to
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do they should make my television
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show what's your television show it's like Top Gun that's that ex
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oh but with x-wings with x-wings it's a television show and
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there's drama between them but they all go off to fight the empire together so
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it's a Battle Star Galactica but in the Star Wars just describing any TV show
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it's got characters and there's drama between them and then they're like go on
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Disney's like tell overarching story for all the characters but each characters
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also individual seriously scribbling notes
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I think it would work probably would probably would no they'd find a way to ruin
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