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- 0:00Speaker 1: Yeah, that.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
- 0:05Speaker 1: The rex was not chasing the jeep.
- 0:08Speaker 2: Murray, Murray, you there. You love sandwiches? Huh, Let's go
- 0:11Speaker 2: to eighty. It was bo wow that Prime Time. Maybe
- 0:17Speaker 2: I had a crush on Betty Rubbell. I honestly, until
- 0:20Speaker 2: after the segment ended and we went to commercial break,
- 0:23Speaker 2: had no idea that Jonathan Coachman was black.
- 0:25Speaker 1: He caught them the game last night, although they won
- 0:28Speaker 1: the game. You're listening to Stu Gottson Company.
- 0:32Speaker 2: It is te Gottson Company, presented by FanDuel and the
- 0:34Speaker 2: FanDuel Sportsbook. Taylor wants to talk about something. Michael Kay said,
- 0:38Speaker 2: I want to talk about something. Fernando Mendosa said, there's
- 0:41Speaker 2: a lot to get to here. So Taylor, let's start
- 0:44Speaker 2: with your piece of sound.
- 0:45Speaker 1: Here. Set this up. This is Michael Kay from last
- 0:48Speaker 1: night's Yankee game.
- 0:49Speaker 3: Yeah, so I know whenever I bring up the Yankees,
- 0:51Speaker 3: the audience, you guys have some trepidations. What does Taylor
- 0:55Speaker 3: want to talk about the Yankee.
- 0:56Speaker 1: Well, it's always Yankees.
- 0:57Speaker 3: Does he want to talk about Anthony Volpi's struggles? Does
- 0:59Speaker 3: he want to talk about Jason Dominga is underperforming? Does
- 1:02Speaker 3: he want to talk about the Yankees now only four
- 1:04Speaker 3: games back in the least Garrett Cole strong performance last night?
- 1:07Speaker 1: Worst Yankee team You've ever seen?
- 1:09Speaker 3: Not the worst Yankee team I've ever seen, my least favorite.
- 1:13Speaker 2: It's a big distinct different has a least favorite team
- 1:19Speaker 2: of years?
- 1:19Speaker 1: Ever ever won it all? Like? Have they ever become
- 1:22Speaker 1: your favorite team? Have you? Have they been able to
- 1:24Speaker 1: turn you like mid season? Has that ever happened?
- 1:27Speaker 3: Very rarely? I can't even I can't even think of
- 1:30Speaker 3: an example, because once once you're on my least favorite team,
- 1:34Speaker 3: it's hard to get off that list.
- 1:37Speaker 1: What gets you off the list?
- 1:38Speaker 2: Winning the World Series? Some offense, preferably seven runs.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
- 1:44Speaker 3: But yesterday might have been a good step towards that,
- 1:46Speaker 3: because the Yankees beat the Oriole six to one. But
- 1:49Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about anything from that game
- 1:52Speaker 3: besides what Michael Kay said after a third inning where
- 1:55Speaker 3: the Yankees scored three runs.
- 1:56Speaker 2: We'll get to it. It's not just some offense. Six
- 1:59Speaker 2: runs is offense? You want consistent offense? Is that what
- 2:01Speaker 2: you're saying?
- 2:02Speaker 3: Six runs for this Yankee offense right now? Feels like
- 2:05Speaker 3: six runs.
- 2:07Speaker 2: They're not going to lose many games if they score
- 2:09Speaker 2: six runs, right.
- 2:10Speaker 3: The Yankees won't lose many games if they just score
- 2:12Speaker 3: three runs. So that's why in the third inning, when
- 2:17Speaker 3: the Yankees put up a three spot behind a couple
- 2:19Speaker 3: of the new acquisitions, Elliott Ramos and Luis Garcia Junior,
- 2:24Speaker 3: everybody was buzzing in the Yankees world, and nobody was
- 2:28Speaker 3: more buzzing than the Yankees play by play Michael k
- 2:31Speaker 3: And this is what he said.
- 2:33Speaker 1: I'll do it, but the Yankees three runs in it.
- 2:37Speaker 1: It's an offensive orgy.
- 2:39Speaker 2: And this guy, Wow, you're not kidding, I mean about
- 2:44Speaker 2: this offense. If six runs is an offensive orgy, I mean.
- 2:51Speaker 4: I have to ask the question, is three and orgy?
- 2:55Speaker 2: Put it on the Paul Taylor, is three in orgy?
- 3:00Speaker 2: Seriously put that on the ball. It's a great ball question.
- 3:03Speaker 1: What constitutes an orgy?
- 3:05Speaker 2: I mean it was because three is just feels like
- 3:09Speaker 2: a double team, I mean, a threesome, not an orgy.
- 3:14Speaker 3: In this situation. In this game baseball, baseball, you could
- 3:18Speaker 3: almost watch passively, like you don't have to be so
- 3:21Speaker 3: dialed in, and especially once the inning ends. But when
- 3:25Speaker 3: I'm watching that Yankee game yesterday and they're running off
- 3:27Speaker 3: the field and I hear what Michael K said. I
- 3:30Speaker 3: had to rewind the TV just to make sure that
- 3:33Speaker 3: I actually heard what he said.
- 3:35Speaker 1: I played again.
- 3:37Speaker 3: I'll do it, but.
- 3:39Speaker 2: The Yankees three runs in, it gets an offensive orgy
- 3:45Speaker 2: that'll keep you glued. Like if Michael K promotes, I'm
- 3:48Speaker 2: gonna say something like I said last dting offensive orgy
- 3:53Speaker 2: headed into every single commercial break.
- 3:54Speaker 1: You'll stay there right until the commercial break. You will.
- 3:57Speaker 3: Yeah, So when you look up, I'm looking up the
- 3:59Speaker 3: deaf mission of orgy online, very dangerous game, just googling orgy.
- 4:03Speaker 2: Yes, and you're doing that here at iHeart at the
- 4:06Speaker 2: iHeart Studios. Yes, be careful, you're on their network. So
- 4:11Speaker 2: the AI over vie hold on Mikey had something there?
- 4:14Speaker 1: What happened? Mikey?
- 4:16Speaker 5: I was just gonna say, my wife's gonna walk and
- 4:17Speaker 5: I swear hundreds for work.
- 4:19Speaker 1: I swear studs told me to do it.
- 4:22Speaker 3: So the AI overview says, an orgy is a wild
- 4:26Speaker 3: gathering where a group of people engage in unrestrained group
- 4:30Speaker 3: sexual activity, heavy drinking, or other intense, uncontrolled behaviors.
- 4:34Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds like yes, yeah, like six.
- 4:38Speaker 3: But if you want to play Devil's advocate, if you
- 4:41Speaker 3: go to Merriam Webster and look up the exact definition
- 4:45Speaker 3: of orgy, there's three separate definitions. The first one, right,
- 4:52Speaker 3: a drunken revelry sexual encounter involving many people, which is
- 4:56Speaker 3: I think what everybody's mind goes to when you hear
- 4:58Speaker 3: that work.
- 4:59Speaker 2: Yes, that is a great definition. That's why it's the
- 5:02Speaker 2: Webster's dictionary.
- 5:03Speaker 3: The second definition for yeah, The second yeah secret ceremonial
- 5:09Speaker 3: rights held in honor of an ancient Greek or Roman deity,
- 5:13Speaker 3: and usually characterized by a static singing and dancing the
- 5:17Speaker 3: using a sentence. Roman orgy's in honor of Bachus Facchus, Bacchus, bacchus. Yes,
- 5:25Speaker 3: it's kind of learned from the Stutts. If you don't you,
- 5:28Speaker 3: if you don't know what a word is, just say
- 5:30Speaker 3: it confidently and hope nobody recognized.
- 5:32Speaker 1: Well, Mikey did, he wasn't there for you?
- 5:36Speaker 4: Quick tangent to that.
- 5:37Speaker 5: One of the best ever at this was the great
- 5:41Speaker 5: Jonathan Coachman, who every time he came across a word
- 5:44Speaker 5: he didn't know, he just said it.
- 5:46Speaker 4: Funny.
- 5:46Speaker 5: Yes, And there was a subway read in which the
- 5:50Speaker 5: subway was adding sarracha to sandwiches and he could not
- 5:53Speaker 5: pronounce it.
- 5:54Speaker 4: He could not read it.
- 5:55Speaker 1: And he went, that's how you do it. That's why
- 5:59Speaker 1: he's a friend.
- 6:00Speaker 2: Yeah, coach, can you read that second definition again from
- 6:04Speaker 2: Webster's dictionary.
- 6:05Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I know it's tough.
- 6:06Speaker 3: It's a secret ceremonial rights held in honor of an
- 6:09Speaker 3: ancient Greek or Roman deity, and usually characterized by a
- 6:13Speaker 3: static singing and dancing. Okay, So even if you're looking
- 6:17Speaker 3: for in defense of Michael K, this one still doesn't
- 6:20Speaker 3: fit the definition for what he meant by offensive orgy.
- 6:24Speaker 3: Right then you go to the third definition, excessive indulgence
- 6:29Speaker 3: in something, especially to satisfy in an ordinate appetite or craving,
- 6:34Speaker 3: And right now Yankee fans are craving offense. So I
- 6:38Speaker 3: think this is a checkmate to Michael K. I think
- 6:41Speaker 3: he did have the right word.
- 6:43Speaker 1: Huh.
- 6:44Speaker 2: An offensive orgy six runs, by the way, that second definition,
- 6:48Speaker 2: the B definition. If you're wondering where Israel Gutiere is
- 6:51Speaker 2: is he's having an orgy about Giannis all week? Okay,
- 6:55Speaker 2: that's what he's doing, He is celebrating because that definition
- 6:59Speaker 2: you don't have.
- 7:00Speaker 1: You're just doing something to honor like a Greek god.
- 7:03Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, ceremonial. Right, that's where is he's been.
- 7:09Speaker 2: He's partaking of that. So Michael Kay, you're saying he
- 7:12Speaker 2: got it right by using the word orgy. That's six
- 7:16Speaker 2: runs in your mind. Is enough for Michael Kay to
- 7:19Speaker 2: code a commercial break.
- 7:22Speaker 1: Saying an offensive orgy?
- 7:24Speaker 3: It checks the box in terms of what the definition
- 7:26Speaker 3: is if you go to the third definition of what
- 7:30Speaker 3: the word.
- 7:30Speaker 2: Is, right, But the third definition, I mean, if you
- 7:33Speaker 2: have three definitions tailor, you know what you have?
- 7:35Speaker 3: You have none?
- 7:35Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have one, right, We're confused. I don't know.
- 7:41Speaker 2: I mean an orgy to me is like, you know,
- 7:43Speaker 2: fifteen to twenty five people, whether they drink or not,
- 7:47Speaker 2: doesn't really matter, but they'll all just have it sex
- 7:49Speaker 2: with each other. I mean, isn't that what I think?
- 7:51Speaker 2: Fifteen to twenty five people. I don't know why I
- 7:53Speaker 2: have that number stuck in my mind. But it's not six.
- 7:56Speaker 2: It's not five, it's not eight, it's not nine, it's
- 7:58Speaker 2: not ten. I mean three. It's just a lucky happenstance
- 8:01Speaker 2: to fall into him once in a while. Anyway, So
- 8:03Speaker 2: wait a second. The twenty first person walks in and
- 8:05Speaker 2: he say, get out of here. We're trying to have
- 8:07Speaker 2: an orgy. We have limitations. I'm very strict about my orgies.
- 8:18Speaker 2: So anyway, that was the Michael k sad six runs.
- 8:22Speaker 2: When's the last time the Yankee scored six runs? By
- 8:24Speaker 2: the way, like, I'm just trying to see if it
- 8:26Speaker 2: was worthy of such a celebration by Michael.
- 8:28Speaker 3: Okay, I'll go back right now. The last time the
- 8:32Speaker 3: Yankee scored six runs August twelfth, So one, two, three, four,
- 8:38Speaker 3: fo it's worthy seven games ago.
- 8:40Speaker 2: Yeah, it's worthy. Mendoza played last night. The Raiders played
- 8:44Speaker 2: last night preseason week number two. Is this the new
- 8:49Speaker 2: dress rehearsal game? What is it now, Mikey? Because it
- 8:51Speaker 2: used to be preseason game number three? So but now
- 8:54Speaker 2: you only have three pres preseason games.
- 8:57Speaker 5: So I think this is as close as you're suppose
- 9:00Speaker 5: to get. The only difference is different teams take it
- 9:03Speaker 5: different ways. For example, the Raiders did not even dress
- 9:07Speaker 5: Kirk Cousins or Brock Bauers or Ashton Genty or Colton
- 9:11Speaker 5: Miller so they must.
- 9:13Speaker 1: Have been not rehearsing at all.
- 9:15Speaker 4: Yes, they're not rehearsing at all.
- 9:17Speaker 5: But some teams, maybe the bad ones, maybe the good ones,
- 9:21Speaker 5: I don't know, treat this like preseason Game four.
- 9:25Speaker 3: Clint Kubiak is still doing this thing where he's playing
- 9:27Speaker 3: it close to the vest. He's not ready to name
- 9:29Speaker 3: the Raiders starting quarterback. I think after last night we
- 9:32Speaker 3: could put it a bet Kirk Cousins is starting Week one.
- 9:34Speaker 2: Well, Kirk Cousins should be starting week one for the Raiders.
- 9:37Speaker 2: I mean, there's a reason they went out and got
- 9:39Speaker 2: Kirk Cousins. And we talk about this all the time
- 9:42Speaker 2: quarterbacks who gets thrown into the starting position too early
- 9:45Speaker 2: in their careers. You have an opportunity here for Mendoza.
- 9:49Speaker 2: I know he's played a lot of football. I know
- 9:51Speaker 2: he's taken a lot of snaps, but why not give
- 9:53Speaker 2: him a year, let him sit behind Kirk Cousins, who
- 9:56Speaker 2: has been an NFL professional quarterback for a long long time,
- 10:00Speaker 2: and learn underneath Kirk Cousins. I think I think you
- 10:03Speaker 2: have to start him if you're the Raiders, don't you?
- 10:05Speaker 3: I mean I think so, there's there's really no better
- 10:09Speaker 3: like I know, Chris Sims always comes out and says
- 10:11Speaker 3: the best way to learn the position of quarterback is
- 10:14Speaker 3: going out there and getting live reps in games. But
- 10:17Speaker 3: there doesn't really seem like there's that much upside or
- 10:20Speaker 3: that much of a benefit to the Raiders throwing Fernando
- 10:24Speaker 3: Mendoza out there week one, where you don't really project
- 10:27Speaker 3: this Raiders team as a team that's going to be
- 10:30Speaker 3: in contention in the AFC West. So it's like, why,
- 10:35Speaker 3: what's the difference between if Kirk if Fernando Mendoza plays
- 10:38Speaker 3: seventeen games this season, or Fernando Mendoza comes in after
- 10:42Speaker 3: the bye week and starts, you know, the last four
- 10:45Speaker 3: or five games this season.
- 10:46Speaker 2: What do you think, Mikey, the players in the Raiders
- 10:49Speaker 2: locker room when they're if they were asked, who do
- 10:51Speaker 2: you want your starting quarterback to be Week one, do
- 10:54Speaker 2: you think they would choose Mendoza or Kirk Cousins.
- 10:57Speaker 5: My guess is they'd probably choose Kirk Cousins. You want
- 11:00Speaker 5: you want the veteran, You want the steady hand on
- 11:02Speaker 5: the wing. You don't care about the future, You care
- 11:04Speaker 5: about the right now.
- 11:05Speaker 2: You want to see if you could find lightning in
- 11:07Speaker 2: a bottle with Kirk Cousins and see if you get
- 11:09Speaker 2: yourself off to some four and two start, and perhaps
- 11:12Speaker 2: you're in a place where you weren't expecting yourself to be,
- 11:15Speaker 2: And so what is the downside?
- 11:17Speaker 1: I agree with you.
- 11:18Speaker 2: I think just about every single guy in that Raiders
- 11:22Speaker 2: locker room, with the exception of Mendoza, although he's so nice,
- 11:26Speaker 2: he might just say, hey, Kirk, take the job.
- 11:28Speaker 4: Right right, No, you totally deserve it.
- 11:30Speaker 2: Yes, yes, So I think most of those players would
- 11:33Speaker 2: choose the veteran quarterback for that exact reason. Maybe he
- 11:37Speaker 2: could find something and maybe Kirk Cousins can get us
- 11:40Speaker 2: off to some sort of four and two start five
- 11:43Speaker 2: and three, and we'll go from there.
- 11:45Speaker 3: The locker room is always going to choose the player
- 11:48Speaker 3: that they think gives them the best chance.
- 11:49Speaker 2: The player yes to win right. Yes, they're veterans. They
- 11:53Speaker 2: don't care about Mendoza. They care about themselves, they care
- 11:55Speaker 2: about winning.
- 11:56Speaker 5: I mean, I don't think there's any down side for
- 12:00Speaker 5: the Raiders to start in Kirk Cousins.
- 12:02Speaker 4: Considering.
- 12:04Speaker 5: The worst thing that could happen is Kirk Cousins plays
- 12:06Speaker 5: well and then all of a sudden You're like, oh,
- 12:09Speaker 5: I have this asset that I can move or at
- 12:11Speaker 5: least get something from, whether it be a compensatory pick
- 12:14Speaker 5: if he walked, or in a trade or something. And
- 12:17Speaker 5: I still have my guy of the future to learn. Yes,
- 12:20Speaker 5: I don't see why you wouldn't just start Kirk Cousins and.
- 12:22Speaker 2: Then if you get off to you know, if it's
- 12:24Speaker 2: two and five after seven games, or two and six
- 12:27Speaker 2: after eight, whatever it is, then maybe you start looking
- 12:29Speaker 2: at Mendoza right sure, just to get him some reps. Regardless,
- 12:33Speaker 2: Mendoza started the game last night. Play the entire first half.
- 12:37Speaker 2: He was eight of fifteen passing eighty six yards, zero touchdowns,
- 12:41Speaker 2: and one pick six, but that did not stop him
- 12:44Speaker 2: from being the nicest quarterback who has ever lived. After
- 12:48Speaker 2: throwing that pick six, he is on the sidelines and
- 12:50Speaker 2: here's the sideline interview with Fernando Mendozo.
- 12:53Speaker 6: Okay, well you nailed it. I will go tell Kirk
- 12:56Speaker 6: that you did a great job.
- 12:58Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 12:58Speaker 7: Please do it, please do please tell mister buckets a hello.
- 13:02Speaker 1: Oh we love it.
- 13:03Speaker 8: There you What about mister Aikman, Oh, of course, I
- 13:06Speaker 8: mean he's a legend, you know.
- 13:07Speaker 7: I think mister Buckant's some more low because mister Aikman's.
- 13:09Speaker 8: Already you know well, said Fernanda. You nailed it, Thank
- 13:13Speaker 8: you godless back to you guys.
- 13:15Speaker 9: See there it is back to mister Buck. That's that's
- 13:17Speaker 9: the stuff.
- 13:18Speaker 2: How much did Joe Buck love that? I mean that
- 13:20Speaker 2: was a shortened version of the interview.
- 13:22Speaker 1: There was more there.
- 13:23Speaker 2: It was just for handle Mendza, just smiling and being
- 13:25Speaker 2: nice and not caring that he threw a pick six
- 13:27Speaker 2: because things happened. But you would think that most quarterbacks
- 13:32Speaker 2: would be crushed after having a not so great performance
- 13:36Speaker 2: of being the number one overall pick and he's.
- 13:38Speaker 1: Like, nah, I just want to throw it to Joe Buck.
- 13:42Speaker 5: If I played you that sound and you had no
- 13:44Speaker 5: idea what happened in the game, would you think that
- 13:46Speaker 5: he a just won his first ever regular season game,
- 13:50Speaker 5: or b he just threw a pick six in a
- 13:53Speaker 5: preseason game in his limited.
- 13:55Speaker 1: Actions he won the Super Bowl.
- 14:00Speaker 3: I love Fernando Mendoza and I.
- 14:02Speaker 1: Love his own No, this is all funny, Jude. I
- 14:04Speaker 1: love him as well until he's ohing four.
- 14:06Speaker 3: Okay, that's exactly what I was gonna say. I love
- 14:08Speaker 3: Fernando Mendoza. I love how wholesome he is at the
- 14:11Speaker 3: quarterback position. But just knowing the way sports works and
- 14:15Speaker 3: sports media works, people are going to turn on Fernando
- 14:19Speaker 3: Mendoza the second he is the starting quarterback and the
- 14:22Speaker 3: second he has a bad game, yep, and he goes
- 14:24Speaker 3: to the podium and it was like, you know, I
- 14:27Speaker 3: wish I had that throwback. Actually no, I don't wish
- 14:29Speaker 3: I had that throwback because I have to learn from that.
- 14:32Speaker 3: People will turn on that the second they get the
- 14:34Speaker 3: chance to.
- 14:34Speaker 2: We're gonna break them, which is exactly the reason you
- 14:36Speaker 2: start Kirk Cousins.
- 14:37Speaker 1: He can handle it.
- 14:40Speaker 5: It's so sad that you guys are right, it is
- 14:42Speaker 5: so sad as a society. We need to all look
- 14:45Speaker 5: in the mirror and be like, here is a person
- 14:47Speaker 5: who is absolutely happy with just living life and doing
- 14:51Speaker 5: the best he can, and we all know we are
- 14:54Speaker 5: going to tear him down. Yeah, because he's going to
- 14:56Speaker 5: miss throws. They didn't draft bad receivers.
- 14:59Speaker 1: They didn't.
- 15:00Speaker 2: They didn't draft your number one overall. To be happy
- 15:03Speaker 2: after throwing a pick six. He needs he needs to
- 15:06Speaker 2: go to mean camp. They should start Kirk Cousins. He
- 15:09Speaker 2: needs to go figure out how to find a mean streak.
- 15:11Speaker 4: He does top counselor at mean Camp. Who is it?
- 15:15Speaker 1: Wow? Wow? Wow? Wow?
- 15:17Speaker 4: I got Bill Romanowski as the founding member.
- 15:21Speaker 2: If he's teaching young NFL players who are just a
- 15:24Speaker 2: little bit too nice how to be mean and spitting
- 15:26Speaker 2: people's faces, yeah, yes, yeah Romanowski did that once?
- 15:31Speaker 4: Mean Joe Green?
- 15:32Speaker 1: Well, yes, in the name it's his camp.
- 15:36Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the mean Joe Green for two nice NFL players.
- 15:40Speaker 2: I'm trying to think who else who are some of
- 15:42Speaker 2: the meanest players?
- 15:44Speaker 1: I mean, Mike Dick Is he still with us? Yeah?
- 15:48Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, did I just kill John Gruden's running that camp?
- 15:54Speaker 2: Camp director.
- 15:59Speaker 3: I'm gonna freaking this guy.
- 16:00Speaker 4: Man, tell you what knock up? You're with me?
- 16:07Speaker 1: Oh my god, bed Doze, let me just hear it again.
- 16:10Speaker 2: Just Mendoza just being so happy that he went eight
- 16:13Speaker 2: of fifteen and threw a pick six.
- 16:16Speaker 6: Here it is, Okay, well, you nailed it. I will
- 16:19Speaker 6: go tell Kirk that you did.
- 16:20Speaker 1: A great job. Thank you.
- 16:22Speaker 7: Please do it, please do and please tell mister Bucker
- 16:25Speaker 7: say hello, oh we love it.
- 16:27Speaker 1: There you go.
- 16:28Speaker 6: What about mister Aikman.
- 16:29Speaker 7: Oh of course, I mean he's a legend. You know,
- 16:31Speaker 7: I think mister Buck needs some more low because I mean,
- 16:33Speaker 7: mister Akmin's.
- 16:33Speaker 8: Already you know, well said Fernanda, you nailed it, Thank you,
- 16:37Speaker 8: godless back to you guys.
- 16:39Speaker 9: See there it is back to mister Buck. That's that's
- 16:41Speaker 9: the stuff.
- 16:42Speaker 2: He's a salesman too. I mean he saved that with
- 16:44Speaker 2: uh with Troy Aikman. So what he did there the pivot?
- 16:46Speaker 3: Yeah, I have Joe Buck not liking being referred to
- 16:49Speaker 3: as mister Buck. Like if you said that to Joe Buck.
- 16:52Speaker 3: Joe Buck is the classic guy who goes mister Buck's
- 16:55Speaker 3: my father.
- 16:56Speaker 2: Yeah, But when Mendoza's thrown it to you as mister Buck,
- 16:58Speaker 2: I mean that's classic Mendoza. He's been around for a
- 17:00Speaker 2: minute and it's already classic Mendoza.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Mister Buck.
- 17:04Speaker 4: You know who didn't like mister Buck more than Joe Buck.
- 17:06Speaker 4: Mister Aikman, he did not like that.
- 17:09Speaker 1: Now being left out, Do you want your quarterback to
- 17:15Speaker 1: be this nice?
- 17:17Speaker 2: Seriously put it on the pole tailor do you want
- 17:19Speaker 2: your quarterback to be this nice Mendoza level nice?
- 17:22Speaker 3: It just comes down to if they're a good quarterback
- 17:24Speaker 3: or not. If it's a good quarterback. I don't think
- 17:27Speaker 3: people care what your personality is. You could be the
- 17:29Speaker 3: biggest nerd. You could be the Joe Burrow, mister cool.
- 17:33Speaker 3: If you win games, you could do whatever you want.
- 17:37Speaker 1: Right.
- 17:38Speaker 5: I think if he wins, he will be loved that
- 17:41Speaker 5: much more. And if he loses, it won't matter either way.
- 17:45Speaker 2: Well, if he loses and puts a smile on after
- 17:48Speaker 2: every loss, it's gonna matter. People aren't gonna like that,
- 17:50Speaker 2: you know that, Like mikey, imagine, imagine last night's game
- 17:54Speaker 2: was the fifth game of the season, the ar Rower
- 17:57Speaker 2: and four. It's Monday night football, and Mendoza throws a
- 18:01Speaker 2: pick six and for some reason agrees to a sideline
- 18:04Speaker 2: interview after the or during the game, and he does.
- 18:07Speaker 6: This, Okay, well, you nailed it. I will go tell
- 18:10Speaker 6: Kirk that you did a great job.
- 18:12Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 18:13Speaker 7: Please do it, please do and please tell mister mister
- 18:16Speaker 7: buckets a hello.
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- 20:48Speaker 2: Taylor, are you gonna quiz me and Mikey I am
- 20:52Speaker 2: told to here because we have the soccer league that.
- 20:55Speaker 1: Is starting up here, the soccer League, the.
- 20:57Speaker 2: Premier League, which starts this weekend. And you feel like
- 21:01Speaker 2: me and Mikey A each need a team to root for.
- 21:04Speaker 2: I am not looking for a team to root for.
- 21:07Speaker 2: I am not certain Mikey A is looking for a
- 21:09Speaker 2: team to root for. If I had a team to
- 21:12Speaker 2: root for, that would mean I would have to watch
- 21:14Speaker 2: more soccer. I'm not interested in watching more soccer. I'm
- 21:17Speaker 2: interested in watching football. I've shifted my entire focus to football. Yes, Mikey,
- 21:22Speaker 2: what if I told you could bet more soccer, then
- 21:25Speaker 2: I'm still not gonna do it.
- 21:28Speaker 4: I'm trying.
- 21:29Speaker 1: I just take the unders man.
- 21:31Speaker 2: No, I'm willing to play this game and perhaps Taylor
- 21:34Speaker 2: will get me into soccer because I'm tired of doing
- 21:37Speaker 2: the same thing I do with soccer every every couple
- 21:39Speaker 2: of years, which is blasted the United States team during
- 21:42Speaker 2: the World Cup.
- 21:43Speaker 3: Well, the key is you have to get behind a club,
- 21:46Speaker 3: and once you get behind a club, your entire weekends change.
- 21:50Speaker 3: Because the way we look forward to that nine am
- 21:53Speaker 3: Sunday NFL game that always features the Jaguars. Yes, it's
- 21:58Speaker 3: always a terrible football game, but just the fact that
- 22:01Speaker 3: you could wake up and have football, being a Premier
- 22:05Speaker 3: League soccer fan completely changes your weekend. Where you're waking
- 22:08Speaker 3: up you have football at either seven thirty am or
- 22:12Speaker 3: ten am, or there's a Friday three o'clock game. It
- 22:16Speaker 3: just gives you another thing to do on the weekends.
- 22:19Speaker 1: All right, I like my weekends in the fall, though,
- 22:21Speaker 1: I mean I do. Mikey Taylor, I'm worried.
- 22:24Speaker 5: I'm worried about doing this because I'm worried that I'm
- 22:27Speaker 5: going to take this very seriously right, and that you're
- 22:30Speaker 5: going to give me some team to root for, and
- 22:32Speaker 5: I Am going to add it and get fully immersed
- 22:36Speaker 5: and all of a sudden, I'm speaking with a Cockney accent,
- 22:39Speaker 5: traveling to London three times the fall to watch the
- 22:43Speaker 5: beautiful game.
- 22:44Speaker 1: What time do these games play? What time are they
- 22:46Speaker 1: playing these games?
- 22:47Speaker 3: So it usually varies. If you get one of the
- 22:49Speaker 3: big clubs like Liverpool or Chelsea or Arsenal, they're normally
- 22:53Speaker 3: in the primetime slots and those are normally around like noonish.
- 22:57Speaker 2: Okay, but they have Sunday morning games before the NFL.
- 22:59Speaker 2: You're saying, yeah, yeah, see, I don't like that. I
- 23:03Speaker 2: like the idea of waking up. I have until one o'clock.
- 23:06Speaker 2: I don't have to watch anything until one o'clock. I
- 23:08Speaker 2: keep the pregame shows on kind of ancillary. The sounds
- 23:12Speaker 2: not even up most of the time. I like my
- 23:15Speaker 2: weekend schedule during football season. I don't want it mess with.
- 23:18Speaker 2: I don't want soccer getting in the way. It's gotten
- 23:21Speaker 2: in the way of enough stuff in my life. I
- 23:23Speaker 2: don't need soccer getting in the way of my Sunday mornings.
- 23:26Speaker 1: I like it.
- 23:26Speaker 3: Okay, then the quiz could just be for mike Ya.
- 23:29Speaker 1: No, I want to play.
- 23:33Speaker 3: So I found a website. It's called what Team to
- 23:36Speaker 3: root for dot com. It seems simple enough. There's only
- 23:38Speaker 3: nine questions on this quiz. It says it takes thirty seconds,
- 23:42Speaker 3: so I'm gonna do them both at the same time.
- 23:44Speaker 1: So they quiz you and tell you what seem to
- 23:46Speaker 1: root for from.
- 23:47Speaker 3: There, correct correat. So the first question is which of
- 23:52Speaker 3: these sounds like you. I'm new to soccer. I know
- 23:55Speaker 3: the big names like Messi and Ronaldo. I follow a
- 23:58Speaker 3: team casually. I bleed sport, so obviously it's not the
- 24:02Speaker 3: last two. Well, I mean you're new to soccer or
- 24:06Speaker 3: I know the big names Messi and Ronaldo.
- 24:08Speaker 1: I know the big names.
- 24:09Speaker 2: Okay, Mikey, same, I know I'm not new to soccer.
- 24:13Speaker 2: I mean, soccer's been around forever. I'm just waiting for
- 24:15Speaker 2: us to be good by that.
- 24:17Speaker 3: What Question two? What playing style excites you the most?
- 24:21Speaker 3: Fast pace attacking soccer, patient possession based play?
- 24:25Speaker 1: The first one I've just never seen it. Okay, yeah.
- 24:28Speaker 3: The other two options were solid defense and counter attacks,
- 24:31Speaker 3: balance and tactical approach. So you both want fast paced
- 24:34Speaker 3: attacking soccer. I want goals, yes, okay, let me click.
- 24:37Speaker 1: This for both of you. I want fast pace.
- 24:40Speaker 3: Question three, hold on, hold on, Mike's taking hold on,
- 24:43Speaker 3: I'll take it.
- 24:44Speaker 1: No, No, these are two separate quizzes, Mikey, so if.
- 24:47Speaker 5: You have a different I want the balanced one, Okay,
- 24:50Speaker 5: I want the balance.
- 24:51Speaker 3: Balance and tactical little offense, little defense.
- 24:54Speaker 5: Listen, I don't I don't want to say, yeah, we
- 24:56Speaker 5: scored three, but I know we're going to give up.
- 24:57Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, is this just for soccer, like, can we
- 25:01Speaker 2: do this with the NFL. I'm just I'm sure there's
- 25:04Speaker 2: a quiz for it, all right, because I would like
- 25:05Speaker 2: you to try the NFL next, and somehow I'm praying
- 25:08Speaker 2: it's not gonna be the Jets. I wanted to come
- 25:10Speaker 2: up with someone other than the Jets for me and Mikey.
- 25:13Speaker 1: Anyway, go ahead, okay.
- 25:14Speaker 3: Question three? What type of city appeals to you? Major
- 25:18Speaker 3: metropolitan hub, a coastal or beach city, a historic industrial city,
- 25:23Speaker 3: or a smaller charming town.
- 25:25Speaker 1: Hm. I mean that changes as I get older? Was
- 25:32Speaker 1: that regard? How is it changed?
- 25:37Speaker 6: Well?
- 25:37Speaker 2: I was like a big city guy, and you know,
- 25:39Speaker 2: then I had kids, and then.
- 25:41Speaker 1: As you get older, all you want is silence.
- 25:43Speaker 2: And I'm thinking about moving up to Port Saint Lucy
- 25:46Speaker 2: where no one could bother me, and that's a charming
- 25:48Speaker 2: little town.
- 25:48Speaker 1: I think it just.
- 25:50Speaker 2: Changes priority shift. I don't want to be in a
- 25:52Speaker 2: big city anymore. I mean, it's busy in those.
- 25:55Speaker 4: I'll take the big city, you will, I'll take the.
- 25:57Speaker 1: Big I'll take the charming town.
- 25:59Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, the smaller charming town.
- 26:02Speaker 1: How about that? Okay? Yeah?
- 26:04Speaker 3: Question four? How important is historic success? Very important. I
- 26:10Speaker 3: want glories and trophy, some history, but current form matters more.
- 26:15Speaker 3: I love an underdog story or fresh start building something new.
- 26:20Speaker 3: This one is a little dangerous for you guys because
- 26:22Speaker 3: I feel like you guys can't get a loser club
- 26:24Speaker 3: because you're already losers with the jets right, no offense.
- 26:27Speaker 1: Yeah, we need a winner.
- 26:28Speaker 4: Yes, yeah.
- 26:30Speaker 5: I have my answers to which is I don't want
- 26:33Speaker 5: to be somebody who jumps on a bandwagon.
- 26:35Speaker 4: So the first one is out.
- 26:37Speaker 5: The last one is out because I certainly don't want
- 26:39Speaker 5: to join some loser club. So I'm gonna go with
- 26:42Speaker 5: the second one where I want there to be a
- 26:45Speaker 5: little bit of history, but really it's about the now.
- 26:48Speaker 1: Right, but not enough history where you're jumping on the bandwagon. Right.
- 26:51Speaker 1: I'm with Mikey. I'll take the same answer there. I
- 26:53Speaker 1: like that. That was a great breakdown by you. Awesome.
- 26:57Speaker 4: Next question, what buljabs taking this seriously?
- 27:00Speaker 1: Yeah? Too seriously?
- 27:02Speaker 3: Question five? What values matter most to you? Community and
- 27:07Speaker 3: local identity, innovation and modern thinking, tradition and heritage or
- 27:12Speaker 3: ambition and big dreams.
- 27:15Speaker 1: So no values is not an option? Give me those again,
- 27:22Speaker 1: real quick.
- 27:22Speaker 3: Community and local identity, innovation and modern thinking, tradition and heritage,
- 27:31Speaker 3: ambition and big dreams.
- 27:32Speaker 1: Ambition big take that one. Yeah, I like to dream big.
- 27:35Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Okay, here we go. Question six's exciting.
- 27:40Speaker 3: Now pick your favorite color scheme red blue, white or
- 27:47Speaker 3: something unique?
- 27:48Speaker 1: Red blue white or something unique.
- 27:53Speaker 2: I'm gonna go blue. Why I look nice and blue? Okay,
- 27:59Speaker 2: I'm gonna go nice and Okay, I'm sorry.
- 28:02Speaker 5: Right the only the only team I root for that's
- 28:05Speaker 5: something different is the Jets, and I'm not trying to
- 28:07Speaker 5: repeat that.
- 28:08Speaker 1: Okay, I'll say something unique, okay.
- 28:11Speaker 3: Question seven, how would friends describe you? Passionate and intense,
- 28:16Speaker 3: calm and analytical, loyal and dedicated, fun loving and easy.
- 28:20Speaker 1: Going, ass all and lazy. Not an option? Huh.
- 28:24Speaker 3: I'll probably be Manchester United if I guess.
- 28:26Speaker 1: Okay, give me the options again. Please.
- 28:28Speaker 5: I wish I got that joke. That's why we're doing
- 28:30Speaker 5: this so I could get that joke.
- 28:33Speaker 3: Passionate and intense, right, calm and analytical, loyal and dedicated,
- 28:39Speaker 3: fun loving and easy going.
- 28:41Speaker 1: That's been doza.
- 28:43Speaker 5: I'm gonna take. I'm gonna take fun loving and easy going.
- 28:45Speaker 5: You can't be a party starter and not be that.
- 28:47Speaker 1: I'll take six.
- 28:49Speaker 3: Loyal and dedicated.
- 28:50Speaker 1: Okay, yes.
- 28:51Speaker 3: Question eight of nine okay, wow, what type of fan
- 28:55Speaker 3: base do you want? Huge, global fan base, smaller but
- 28:59Speaker 3: incredibly passion growing, an exciting fan base, or a strong
- 29:03Speaker 3: local community feel.
- 29:07Speaker 1: I'm going to say the growing, growing fan base.
- 29:10Speaker 3: Growing and exciting, yes, okay, grower not a shower, yes, I.
- 29:14Speaker 2: Mean I don't want to jump on a bandwagon. I
- 29:16Speaker 2: want to grow with the team as they grow. I
- 29:18Speaker 2: want to grow with those fans as the team grows.
- 29:21Speaker 1: How about that?
- 29:23Speaker 3: What we're B and C again, Smaller but incredibly passionate, right,
- 29:28Speaker 3: growing an exciting fan base.
- 29:32Speaker 4: I'll go smaller and incredibly passionate.
- 29:34Speaker 1: Okay.
- 29:35Speaker 3: Last question, big one, this is big. You're at a bar.
- 29:39Speaker 3: What are you ordering? An ice cold beer, a crafty cocktail,
- 29:43Speaker 3: a nice glass of wine? Actually, I'll take coffee.
- 29:47Speaker 2: Shirley Temples not an option, should be that's coffee essentially,
- 29:54Speaker 2: but that's Manchester United, right?
- 29:57Speaker 4: Did I do it right? Did I do the joke right? No? Here,
- 30:02Speaker 4: let's get a crafty cocktail. Let's be a crafty wow.
- 30:05Speaker 2: Yes, let's get a team first before we start trying
- 30:08Speaker 2: to make soccer jokes.
- 30:09Speaker 1: Okay, what were the choices again?
- 30:13Speaker 3: A nice cold beer, A crafty cocktail, a nice glass
- 30:17Speaker 3: of wine. Yes, actually I'll take a coffee, all right,
- 30:20Speaker 3: I'll take ice cold beer. The results are in.
- 30:23Speaker 1: All right, Mikey. This is exciting.
- 30:25Speaker 2: We're about to find out which soccer team we are.
- 30:29Speaker 4: I'm nervous.
- 30:31Speaker 3: Yeah, Mikey A. The results are in. You are a
- 30:36Speaker 3: Chelsea fan?
- 30:38Speaker 1: Wow? Okay?
- 30:39Speaker 4: Is that good?
- 30:41Speaker 3: They're historically one of the Big six clubs.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Oh wow, original six? Yeah?
- 30:46Speaker 4: Do we hate them?
- 30:48Speaker 3: Their fans are like being a Patriot fan.
- 30:51Speaker 1: No.
- 30:51Speaker 3: I don't know what the exact comparison would be. It's
- 30:55Speaker 3: it's definitely newer money and they funneled in newer money
- 30:58Speaker 3: to be one of the bigger clubs.
- 30:59Speaker 1: In your own Indiana.
- 31:04Speaker 3: Not not terribly off right, uh, Stu Gott's Your results
- 31:07Speaker 3: are in. You're an aston Villa fan.
- 31:10Speaker 1: Wow. That sounds exciting. Are they good?
- 31:13Speaker 4: Okay?
- 31:13Speaker 3: They're definitely worse than Chelsea.
- 31:15Speaker 1: Wow? Congratulations Bike? Okay, yes.
- 31:18Speaker 5: According to AI Overview, being a Chelsea fan is the
- 31:22Speaker 5: equivalent of being a Rams or Patriots fan, So.
- 31:27Speaker 1: You're on the bandwacken.
- 31:30Speaker 3: Historically, historically, Chelsea is one of the Bear clubs. They
- 31:33Speaker 3: haven't been doing too many winning, too much winning recently,
- 31:36Speaker 3: they've been They've been firing their coaches left and right.
- 31:39Speaker 1: What's the cop on aston Villa my team?
- 31:42Speaker 4: I just looked it up. You're a Bears fan?
- 31:45Speaker 1: Oh wow? And I love Caleb Williams. How about that.
- 31:50Speaker 4: Comparisons are also made to the Lions and Browns.
- 31:55Speaker 1: I'll take the Lions. In fact, I'll take both.
- 31:59Speaker 3: Mikey, look up the Chelsea k You would look good
- 32:01Speaker 3: in that blue, I'm telling you.
- 32:05Speaker 1: So what do we do now?
- 32:07Speaker 9: Oh?
- 32:08Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's that's like almost that's like Dodger blue almost.
- 32:13Speaker 3: So what you do now is I'll send you guys
- 32:16Speaker 3: the fixture list and just get ready to watch the
- 32:18Speaker 3: beautiful game.
- 32:19Speaker 1: Well what if I don't.
- 32:20Speaker 4: I'm a Chelsea fan.
- 32:22Speaker 3: Up the Chells something I think they say, up the chills.
- 32:26Speaker 4: Up the cells, Baby, up the cells. Let's go