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- 0:00I have something that I've been wanting to tell you guys for a while but I just
- 0:04haven't worked out how to say it okay now's your chance man but I decid I'm
- 0:09just going to come out with it yeah in front of the whole internet why not be
- 0:13straight with you all M I don't know if I like Star Wars welcome to multiple
- 0:19nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
- 0:24Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to all
- 0:29things
- 0:35nerdy okay uh-huh yeah no it is something I have been trying to deal
- 0:41with since Disney purchased and it's actually I'm still have this love hate
- 0:46relationship with it and it's I don't like Star Wars as it is today just to be
- 0:50clear we're talking about the 1977 film Star Wars
- 0:54yes no but I love that even the prequels weren't enough to turn Luke off but
- 1:00Force awakens he was like no I don't know about this I remember arguing with
- 1:04Dave about the phantom menace because I was like no no no it's fine it's fine
- 1:08yeah yeah yeah we all lied to ourselves the first time Dave was just Dave knew
- 1:14yeah soon as he walked out of the f m they was like they [ __ ] killed it I'm
- 1:18done yeah well he wasn't done because um
- 1:22we both saw episode 2 separately but on the same night and then the next morning
- 1:27I got an email from him in my inbox saying all the reasons that episode 2 is
- 1:32[ __ ] than uh The Phantom Menace and just just bullet points well I was at
- 1:38the premere of avenge of the Sith with him uh and actually he gave me a thumbs
- 1:41up at one point uh early on which then devolved into a thumbs down at the end
- 1:47well I mean that battle was pretty good yeah yeah yeah
- 1:52but not what what is been thinking about because a lot of people come to me when
- 1:55they want like to know something about Star Wars like I'm I'm their go-to
- 2:01and a lot of the time now I have to say I don't know anymore because what I've
- 2:07known and loved is doesn't exist they changed it they changed it on you they
- 2:12changed it all they pulled the Star Wars out from under you yeah and yeah so I
- 2:17just want to get that off my chest like I probably still like it I do
- 2:22like it but no I still struggle with it a little I know what you mean though
- 2:25like this whole Mandalorian law business like m I don't know what's real anymore
- 2:32if you know what I mean no because the Clone Wars has their version of it
- 2:37whereas the television shows a lot like the books that were around yeah the way
- 2:42that they sort of portrayed it like they did just take anyone in and they lived
- 2:47by certain law and all this and then the cartoon came along and went n they're
- 2:51actually an alien race see I wonder if it's because you know like the the
- 2:58sequel trilogy at first people were like yeah yeah and then it soured pretty
- 3:03quickly people's opinion of the of the sequels and then so I wonder if Disney
- 3:08was like [ __ ] what did people like they liked all this old stuff let's just do
- 3:12that then like maybe that's what it is there's now the rumors coming out that
- 3:18Boba Fett's going to come back and stuff and it's all like for the Mandalorian
- 3:21season 2 and all like no we we don't want that we we like the little Winks to
- 3:28the stuff but that's all you need need to bring back characters he's dead
- 3:32no he's not actually he is he's dead he's actually the later of the
- 3:36mandalorians I have no reason to suspect that that's true he he knows well he's
- 3:42not anymore cuz they he's not in the book The Books don't exist so I've I've
- 3:46seen all of the films and there's there's no suggestion that he survived
- 3:49the salac look I'm with you Matt except that uh you know I thought I had a
- 3:54handle on this until I went and saw solo and there at the end is uh [ __ ]
- 4:00Darth Mo Darth Mo making no sense yeah you're right you're right so but as we
- 4:06have learned uh in the rise of Skywalker which I thought was a pretty good movie
- 4:11um MH nobody can die everyone is Immortal yes and particularly actually
- 4:17falling into something is a pretty sure way to make sure someone's not there see
- 4:21so it's already there boba fet alive Boba Fett fell yeah you're right did he
- 4:25fell into the salac so fell into the mouth of a [ __ ] he probably just
- 4:30became more powerful yeah we're going to see him bust out of the gut of that
- 4:36salac I really hope they don't bring him back though so do I I don't need we
- 4:41don't need him the same character as the
- 4:46Mandalorian he's the same character we don't need more of them we
- 4:51just need the one y there were there were more than one of them in the
- 4:55mandalorean there were 10 of them in one episode mate I'd love it if they diding
- 4:59Boba Fett back but he doesn't wear the suit anymore and he's not a bounty
- 5:03hunter and he just sees him in a bar and he's like you and he's like yeah yeah
- 5:07but I don't I don't do that anymore I would be okay with that if it was Jeremy
- 5:12bulock I would be okay with it if it was Danny
- 5:16DeVito Yep this is what I look like the whole time for people who don't know
- 5:21Jeremy Bullock is the guy who played you B Fett originally yeah I'd be okay with
- 5:26it if it was Sheriff bulock from uh Deadwood it was Timothy
- 5:32olant [ __ ] actually he would do a good yeah now that now that I've said
- 5:37that yeah well he is in the the new
- 5:41season of Fargo um oh I every season of
- 5:47better than the one before yeah I was a little bit concerned uh when I saw him
- 5:52on the poster but it seems to be he seems to just be acting in it as a
- 5:56character and not just being Chris Rock I don't know why I thought he wouldn't
- 5:59be tossed in my uh in my Fargo if you know what I'm
- 6:04saying mhm mhm yeah um speaking of Fargo though last season starred you and
- 6:09McGregor as two characters you and McGregor is also returning to uh you
- 6:14know the Star Wars Universe to play Obi-Wan in the show people are already
- 6:18commenting that his hair is getting long so might be in the way to uh growing
- 6:24that in for filming um yeah creepy people who are following him around have
- 6:28noticed like Obi-Wan again yeah got a lock of his hair um people are saying
- 6:34though that uh jar is going to be in the
- 6:37Obi-Wan series and uh it makes sense but I really hope that's not true as do I
- 6:44but I can sort of say and also arm best is sort of in good with Disney at the
- 6:48moment is he's got like his um quiz show coming up or whatever it is and now
- 6:53maybe that so this is one that I'm like
- 6:56you know what go on I I want to see how you think this is a good idea yeah
- 7:02exactly what made you think that was a good idea yeah cuz it's like if you're
- 7:07going to do it you better be damn sure you're a [ __ ]
- 7:10genius yeah that's right you know I well all the rumors that I've seen are quite
- 7:16specific it's a bearded Jar Binks I read that too Jaa will be back with a beard
- 7:22because I guess that's what you get in the desert for a while did any of the
- 7:26gungans have Beads no not that I mean but I'm really excited to see it yeah
- 7:32I'm not sure they had hair at all they am
- 7:36I no the ones I [ __ ] did that's right
- 7:40yeah waxed no having having a look at photos I can't see anyone with has a
- 7:47facial hair or hair at all I'm on Hardcore bink.com yeah not
- 7:53a I I did do a sub search for gungan but I am on shaved.ice
- 8:00[Laughter] oh just wait and see but just hurry up
- 8:06and give us more Mandalorian yeah yeah it is good isn't
- 8:10it that and The Witcher we both we got to wait for both those and I'm like oh
- 8:13man MH see that's what I actually sort
- 8:17of liked the M being weekly yes it was sort of something to look forward to
- 8:22again slam the whole thing yeah mind you I did love slamming the whole Witcher
- 8:28two gs yeah but then yeah I just sort of yeah that whole waiting a week I'm not really
- 8:34against anymore I mean you can wait a week between watching episodes of
- 8:38something that's available there's nothing stopping you doing yeah but if
- 8:41it's there you got to watch it and if the internet's seen it then you're in
- 8:46trouble yeah you're [ __ ] so yeah I'm I'm just all for let's let's let's do
- 8:50more of this cuz it's it's better than what it used to be like when you free to
- 8:53AAR television whereas you had to wait a week and then if you missed it you
- 8:57missed it yeah man now it's comes whatever you want it helps build a
- 9:01community kind of around the show like I feel like Game of Thrones was helped by
- 9:05the fact that it was weekly because you would get you know like and in
- 9:09particular it was aired at a a specific time every week because everyone would
- 9:13get on social media at the same time after it ended yeah that's right it also
- 9:17helped with Game of Thrones that the first couple of seasons were actually
- 9:21good yeah interesting okay I'm just going to float that out
- 9:27there that could have been a factor I mean once it once it started being about
- 9:32nothing at all and uh you know you know my favorite season was the
- 9:37season where Daenerys just kind of wanders around and uh and takes over a
- 9:42city and says all right I want to be in mi Army and all the slaves are like yep
- 9:45and then and next she does that with a you mean every every season yeah yeah
- 9:51yeah yeah I know the season you're talking about the whole [ __ ] thing
- 9:54yeah yeah yeah yeah I only watched the first season and can I just say well
- 9:59Luke spoiler alert that plot goes
- 10:06nowhere those a plot I watched I know been so long I
- 10:11don't remember I did love it and I did watch it to the end and I I I enjoyed
- 10:15the last season even though it was a little unsatisfying but endings are hard
- 10:19they're hard but the internet told me that you should hate
- 10:23it the ending is especially hard I think when you were drawing from uh something
- 10:30that was known to be you know liked the books and then you run out of books and
- 10:36then it's your job now to finish the story that someone else wrote that was
- 10:40good like that's come on that's pretty tough right why I much prefer the Old
- 10:46Testament to the New Testament you know what I mean yeah Bible toal just didn't have
- 10:53that yeah the original author was just better yeah more vengeful yeah
- 10:58unfortunately he he he died by the time they wrote the sequel yeah it's a shame
- 11:04his son wrote the sequel I think like Brian Herbert
- 11:11yeah the New Testament I love that I got the same name as my dad I'm just going
- 11:15to keep writing books uh you're not as good is that how that works yeah it's
- 11:21worth a shot though is making money off it I yes yep what's like a Tolkien isn't
- 11:25a Tolkien keep still writing oh is that right I didn't know about that SK Mr
- 11:31Tolkien and what are your qualifications well my surname is Tolkien I don't have
- 11:35a job and I want money yeah I keep hearing every now and again that they
- 11:39complain that they're not getting money from the the IP oh a lot of families I
- 11:45feel like this comes up and I'm like yeah really actually this came up a
- 11:49couple of weeks ago when I noticed that um Mrs DeLorean is trying to get some of
- 11:53that sweep Back to the Future money that's [ __ ] stupid they're like
- 11:58my [ __ ] cars in it and they're like well the car your your husband invented
- 12:03she's like yeah and and and that we paid him a licensing fee to use yeah that one
- 12:10yeah yes you seen it then please leave this
- 12:15DeLorean no it's I don't one thing I've always found weird about licenses and
- 12:20selling stuff off cuz remember uh girl gues used to have a cabar s old gum tree
- 12:27song okay well a lot of people used to sold the rights to that they sold the
- 12:31rights to it and then the company that sold the rights to decid to sue a band
- 12:35because they used the start of at the opening of a song yeah and do you know
- 12:39you know how they found out I was watching this live when it happened it
- 12:43was on [ __ ] and specs on the ABC right the musical quiz show and they had on
- 12:48the lead singer from Men at Work who who sings Land Down Under that uses that
- 12:53riff and the question was what What ' 80s Australian Pub Rock song um cab sits
- 13:00in the old gum tree and of course he tapped in and went my song um and
- 13:04someone at home some lawyer went wait what so uh in like 2008 or something
- 13:10they had to [ __ ] pay royalties for something they had a hit for 20 years
- 13:16before and not not not to the people who created it to someone who just the right
- 13:22soer yeah yeah I it never occurred to me that that song was just not public
- 13:26domain yeah I think everybody assumed that too well it was like happy birthday
- 13:31and Warner Music was cashing in on happy birthday for a hundred years well they
- 13:36had to pay that back didn't they yeah yeah cuz somebody figured out they
- 13:38couldn't do it I don't think they actually paid it back I think they cuz
- 13:42that just sort of went quiet a little bit yeah maybe because they found out
- 13:45that the song the song predated the copyright they owned yeah they probably
- 13:51came to an arrangement somehow but I don't think they went oh he's a that's a
- 13:55good ret isn't that's a great racket like just claiming copyright on
- 13:59something that you just had nothing to do with and and people believe it and
- 14:03just pay you for it yeah why not yeah um tell you what you know you know
- 14:08sometimes when you knock on a door and instead of just knocking randomly you do
- 14:11that I'm going to copyright that yeah so anyone who Taps out that little rhythm
- 14:16it's going to have to pay us a couple of bucks you copyright the start I'm going
- 14:20to copyright the end yeah you you do the D yeah okay so if You' been knocking in
- 14:25someone's door patreon.com multipl nerdgasm for is $1 a month you can be
- 14:31absolved of your sins no no no two absolves are high sorry just that one specific
- 14:37sin I'm not I'm not I'm not going down this I'm not absolving people of all their sins all
- 14:43right I will $10 you get the Afterparty and $20 a month Dam will come over and
- 14:49uh perform the act of sinine eating for you yeah yeah I'll uh much like that
- 14:55Heath Ledger film may he rest in
- 14:57peace to hands there's a no the cine
- 15:02he's in a film called cine okay that's a it's a Catholic thing I think oh sure
- 15:07sin winky face no the PRI no the priest
- 15:13uh eats your sins somehow he takes them under himself or something I can't
- 15:16remember I'm sure he does I am sure he does he going to uh suck the sins out of
- 15:22you Johnny just don't absolve in my mouth if you don't
- 15:29I don't think the concession areas are a glory
- 15:34hole Glory Glory hujjah Hallelujah hold I've never been
- 15:41in one so sorry what a [Music]
- 15:45priest an alter boy look speaking of people who [ __ ]
- 15:51other people and get [ __ ] by them um it seemed like all you had to do is
- 15:56stand in line for Carrie Fisher because she [ __ ] everyone and according to a
- 16:02new book that's uh that's being released in 2020 uh on her and her mom uh don't get
- 16:08excited this is not a cow and Cal story um even Freddy Mercury had his go at
- 16:14Carri Fisher I'm jealous you like Freddy Mercury huh no well he doesn't like Star
- 16:20Wars as he uh pointed Bic she was in Scream three I'm talking
- 16:27I'm talking about drop dead fr he would have [ __ ] it before scream
- 16:32three no no no I I I
- 16:36still whatever age whatever age if she's still alive today I would sleep with her
- 16:42now you could um alive you could have sex with Billy Lord she's uh she's the
- 16:48body double of Princess you say that like it's you know
- 16:53he could just you can do that if you want oh can
- 16:56I yeah oh time I'm over in the stat so I'll just yeah send her text I bet
- 17:01there's people that do that like that have just like go down the list of
- 17:04celebrity text Billy Lord and say hey I would yeah is it my turn I want to Bone
- 17:10your mom but uh but I'll bone you I'm I've literally just come from Debbie
- 17:15Harry's daughter
- 17:20literally so Freddy Mercury and Carrie
- 17:22Fisher okay yeah maybe maybe I'm I'm I'm going to say there's a lot of coke
- 17:29involved you know who' know a lot about this Dave car weathers yeah oh c
- 17:35weathers yeah she's trying to eat
- 17:41me oh no she's not eating me she's just literally snorting cocaine off my
- 17:46dick um the only thing that makes me think this might be a bit made up is
- 17:52that in this article it says that um that Carri Fisher almost didn't go
- 17:57through with it with Freddy Mercury because she didn't want to come between
- 18:01him and his wife and he assured her that that wouldn't be a problem yeah so that
- 18:07cuz that was something that she often uh tried to avoid yeah that's right yeah
- 18:13also he was a raving homosexual well they he was described as bisexual
- 18:19potentially but I don't know I mean what does that mean I don't know people are
- 18:24complicated so who knows maybe yep well sorry
- 18:29Luke seems like well I was going to say possibly you're the only one but I mean
- 18:33I don't think Dan and I did either so we know Dave did back in the day that's
- 18:38right no I never had a go at carry I met her once that was as close as I got you blew your
- 18:44chance I thought I would have more time you met a couple you don't need time the
- 18:48security guards will like tackle them to the ground get that dick out of her I
- 18:54thought I'd have more time you've met a couple you've met a
- 18:59couple of the uh the old uh the old Star Wars Star Wars ladies yeah any that are
- 19:05still on your list few the guys meeting
- 19:09wink you could have a go at Laura D some stage no I don't think there is still
- 19:16looks pretty good for her age Daisy Ridley you like Daisy Ridley I'd like
- 19:20her as a person yeah I'm with you luk do anything for
- 19:24me um yeah who else he in there who else this podc really
- 19:32sexist sry did you just travel back in time 10
- 19:36years oh man I was at I was at a brunch today um with a group of friends and and
- 19:41somebody was making some pretty pretty
- 19:44outrageous racist jokes and um and then someone and then you asked to be
- 19:51quiet I didn't even have to say anything but I love this cuz somebody said like
- 19:55whoa whoa that would cross the line and they said um oh I can be as racist as I
- 20:00want when Dan Miller's around and I was like I'm just I'm just known as the guy
- 20:05that would just like nothing you say is going to be worse than some of the [ __ ]
- 20:09I might say so people feel you get invited to make people look
- 20:13better right
- 20:17yeah well speaking of uh speaking of hate and
- 20:22racism I watched a film about hate
- 20:27recently and uh and I loved it and that
- 20:30film yeah was JoJo rabbit yeah see that I thought it was talking about Star Wars
- 20:37have you seen this yet Luke no I I I want to go but what's made it hard is um
- 20:43Hannah's already seen it so I've got okay has already seen it as well so oh
- 20:48that's a missed opportunity yeah well cuz we can't
- 20:53really go just stream it in a theater and get our reactions even though you do
- 20:58see and you don't actually converse with the person next to you still being next
- 21:02to someone actually there is the interaction if that makes sense we yeah
- 21:07you know it could be fun if we did watch it at the exact same time or not or that
- 21:12God that could just be really annoying in terms of te well I'm I'm sure it
- 21:17would just be no matter how much we try it would just be out of syn yeah yeah
- 21:21cuz I've been up and down on where I wanting to see this the first time I saw
- 21:25the trailer I thought it looked good the second time I was a bit I've been
- 21:30told Matt and others that this is handled really nicely yeah it's really
- 21:35good this it it it reminded me of of yes
- 21:41um life is beautiful and a little bit uh what's about Nazis so and it's a a
- 21:47comedy I get a lighthearted Nazi romp sort of it is yeah uh but it is also
- 21:54very touching and and sad and and uh
- 21:58there is a there's a point to it um and it also reminded me a bit of a kind of
- 22:04Wes Anderson Moonrise Kingdom sort of because it's got yeah it's mostly about
- 22:09kids uh in in World War II I mean You' seen the trailers you know the basic
- 22:13premise it's about a kid you know like a a Hitler Youth kid in in Nazi Germany
- 22:19who has a imaginary friend who is literally Adolf Hitler played by tyo yd yeah
- 22:26yeah and it's a comedy like it is yeah yeah like it is it's definitely a comedy
- 22:31it's and it's very funny uh but yeah and then I don't know if you know anything
- 22:36else about it I I saw one little bit that reminded me of The Boy in the
- 22:43Striped Pajamas if you've seen that movie I have there's I don't secret I
- 22:49think the plot synopsis let me look at I I I mean it's it's in the trailer I
- 22:55think we're we're all dancing around the same plot point right yeah he meets
- 22:58someone who's hiding in his house does yes that's the that's kind of that's in
- 23:02the trailer like that's yeah which is still which it's one this is literally
- 23:08the description of IMD a young boy in Hitler's Army finds out his mother is
- 23:11hiding a Jewish girl in their home okay yes so that's not really a spoiler it's
- 23:15the plot so so tiger Whitey who plays
- 23:19Hitler yes am I right in thinking he's a
- 23:23bit Jewish in real life I mean I know
- 23:26he's mauy but like I I believe he's also a little bit Jewish right well yes so
- 23:33I've heard him say but also he says a lot and he's kind of
- 23:38a interesting person so I don't I don't know but yes I've heard that too okay
- 23:43well actually just speaking of taer and I don't want to move off the JoJo rabbit
- 23:47theme but just stuff that he says that can't be believed um he came out on
- 23:51Twitter this week and says that he actually knows the name of the child
- 23:55that everyone's been calling baby Yoda and so people have been trying to guess
- 23:59and then um he's just tweeted again and weighed in saying that he's his guess is
- 24:04that um the baby's called Nigel
- 24:07no hope that's true wrong you are TKE it
- 24:11is but definitely yeah check out judge rabbit it's really good well I might
- 24:18after this goson in it and I liked her in it oh [ __ ]
- 24:22what yeah who who was in it sorry Rebel Wilson okay Jesus Steve mer
- 24:29as a [ __ ] agent uh yeah it's got Sam
- 24:34Rockwell and what's Alfie what's his name from uh Game of Thrones it's got
- 24:40It's it's a stared cast to be honest but the kid the [ __ ] the two two kids in
- 24:45it actually are brilliant I don't know where he found these kids like kids that
- 24:50can act I I feel like are always we're starting to see a lot of kids who can
- 24:56act these days yeah no this [ __ ] amazing yeah did you guys see
- 25:02that ad he did in New Zealand years ago for don't smoke dope and drive where
- 25:07there were two kids sitting in the car pretending that they were their dads
- 25:11getting blazed and driving and it's just [ __ ] great no I never did see that
- 25:16it's actually it's actually quite a good ad I go watch it it's very good
- 25:21now all right you go watch JoJo raber now yeah all this is hit pause go watch
- 25:27then come back no but honestly this is uh if you're not sure about it CU I I
- 25:32agree the trailers made me go I don't know uh no check it out it's it's really
- 25:38I might go and see qualify for an award
- 25:42screener of this film yes if you know what I that what
- 25:48you're going to call it now yeah whereas I'm actually probably just going to go
- 25:52to the movies and see it but I'm going to go see jamuni
- 25:55first so answer me this m because the uh so H went and saw it with her mom while
- 26:02we were in Sydney last week and the they liked it they both really loved it but
- 26:07then for the next for the rest of the trip the next couple of days ha's mom
- 26:10called me JoJo now I haven't seen the movie but is that a compliment or not a
- 26:16compliment depends on the context well there was no
- 26:21context well let me tell you this he's a fanatical Nazi suppor
- 26:27so sure okay yeah he starts out the movie as a as a full-on patriotic little
- 26:33Nazi who goes to Hitler Youth and and wants to go to go kill the rest of the
- 26:39world so sure great I'm surprised you haven't seen jamanji already to be
- 26:43honest Luke I was actually going to go see it on this weekend but I worked last
- 26:47night and Hannah got called into to work today so it's quite any of these Jumanji
- 26:52movies happen in the same universe or connected to in any way the original
- 26:56Jumanji or are this just a total reboot yeah yes they are yes yes they are it's
- 27:01a sort of a direct sequel direct sequel holy [ __ ] okay mhm so basically what it
- 27:06is is uh the first one came out a very long time ago so I don't think this is a
- 27:11spoiler but they find the game right and some kid finds a game and then goes a
- 27:15Bard game who would play that and throws it to the side goes back to playing
- 27:19video games and then the board game changes into a video game ah so the game
- 27:24is sentient now and it wants you to play it that's terrif
- 27:29yes what I liked about the first movie was that it was pretty dark in in terms
- 27:34of theme are these these don't seem as dark um well yeah I guess not I it's
- 27:41been a little while since I watched the first one it is a little like it's it's
- 27:43got some serious moments but it is it's definitely comedy it is it's it's still
- 27:48fun yeah how many how many have we up to now is it at least a couple right this
- 27:54be only one is this is it's actually the four one oh you talking
- 28:01aboutus which is yeah which is Zera something like that which was no
- 28:07you're th that Zar yeah I actually am
- 28:11different game starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson but yeah so this is really the
- 28:17fourth one you can sort of I'm and out between if it's three or four depending
- 28:21on if you count the Zara movie yeah no sounds good I I went to the movies this
- 28:27week too Matt you saw a you saw a World War II movie um I saw a World War I
- 28:32movie so I don't know whether that makes me one better than you or one not quite
- 28:35as good uh but I there's there's not many movies said in World War I and um I
- 28:41commented last night that World War I is my favorite war and I got looks at like
- 28:45why do you have a favorite war but this is my favorite war and um I I sort of
- 28:50agree with you in that I find people talk about how bad World War II was but
- 28:54I always I can't help but thinking how World War I feel like is like the
- 28:59Pinnacle of human suffering almost yeah it is man it really is and it changed it
- 29:03changed the world irreparably forever like if I had to choose which one to be
- 29:08in it would be World War II I would agree absolutely absolutely on the side
- 29:13of the Allies listeners don't get don't the wrong idea yeah mind you we're
- 29:18Aussies so we would probably just all be in Japanese P camps in Papa New
- 29:23Guinea I don't think that F fair fair I mean yeah I'm not saying either of them
- 29:30were great but yeah the first one terrified they they they you know before
- 29:33World War II they called World War I the Great War because it was so good yeah
- 29:37you know [ __ ] me and a lot a lot of the stuff that they did in World War I
- 29:41they made then made laws that you can't do just a yeah that's right I mean they
- 29:46started the League of Nations which became the United Nations because of
- 29:49that everything they Esperanto the they were going to try to have a one World
- 29:54Language all of these things that came out after World War I to be like this
- 29:58[ __ ] can't happen again but anyway I hope you guys are brushing up on your Arabic
- 30:05unrelated um but it's less than two weeks into 2020 and I'm calling 1917 as
- 30:10the movie of the year there is no way a better movie this will come out this
- 30:15year this is pure cinematic storytelling as its absolute best Sam meny I will put
- 30:21money on it that I won't watch it and if I do I won't like it no I think you I
- 30:26think you would man this I don't this is just a really good movie a
- 30:31really good movie interesting all right I mean it doesn't have the rock it but
- 30:37it does have a bunch of cool British actors does it does it have a rock at
- 30:43least some rocks no a rock no lightsabers there a quarry yeah stuff
- 30:49explodes I know that I've seen a clip from it a [ __ ] shitload of stuff explodes
- 30:56man uh it's great than
- 31:02spoilers who wins [ __ ] I tell you we all
- 31:07lose yeah especially
- 31:11Germany that's right well they they did start it yeah oh yeah you could argue
- 31:18You could argue that they had no choice but they they kind of did yeah also
- 31:22we're sitting there waiting for it to begin and and H goes to me how did World
- 31:27War I start and I like I I started to like I paused because I was thinking
- 31:31where do I start explaining from and during that pause she was like never
- 31:35mind I already take it back I don't want to know pleas don't tell
- 31:39me have you heard of France Ferdinand yeah no because that's where your mind
- 31:44goes but then you're like well no because I mean Europe was in crisis
- 31:46before then anyway I mean you have to kind of you have to go back to the
- 31:50Napoleonic Wars to and explain how Europe was L after the world the War of
- 31:551812 to to even understand that this war was really already going on it's just
- 32:02that the the spark hadn't ignited yet anyway that can be another podcast yeah
- 32:08it's called hardcore history and listeners you should check it out yeah
- 32:13uh what was what was his um World War I series on that called uh uh something to
- 32:20Armageddon um oh yes blueprint Armageddon blueprint Armageddon yeah
- 32:25blueprint Armageddon yeah that's [ __ ] seriously it goes for like 20 hours yeah
- 32:31it's amazing and it's great yeah it is it is um I also saw another movie this week
- 32:38uh I saw Rambo last Blood either you guys seen this one no
- 32:44used in the war movies at the moment if you could call this a war movie see I
- 32:49need to wrap up my my Rambo you know viewing experience I watched all of them
- 32:54uh and now I got to watch this so I'm anything
- 32:59away is it as good as raino 3 is it as good as Rambo 3
- 33:05look is this the fourth or fifth rainbow fifth The Fifth Fifth Fifth and last
- 33:10it's called last blood but it um it's been doing well so of course Stoners
- 33:15come out and say well maybe it's the second to last well they with the Last
- 33:19Jedi and then we had another one so yeah that's right only the only the first
- 33:24Rambo is can realistically be called a good move
- 33:28air ques the rest a different [ __ ] m not even the same kind of
- 33:33movie and this is different again not only is this different again but this
- 33:38kind of I feel changes some of the context of the earlier movies as well
- 33:43really yeah I mean look this is not a spoiler and have you seen the trailer
- 33:50cuz if you've seen the trailer you know what I'm about to say I've seen nothing
- 33:54about this movie I have I don't but if you don't want to know anything
- 33:58I I mean it's not I don't think it's going to blow my mind is it so think
- 34:03this I think this is the type of movie that you could find out the entire plot
- 34:07and it wouldn't ruin your there's no PL actually there's actually there's more
- 34:10of a plot in this one than there have been in previous ones which I thought
- 34:13was odd like you see Rambo doing a bit more than you normally see him doing um
- 34:18but that said it's it's set on a ranch right it's set on a horse stud that
- 34:23Rambo's dad owned and that Rambo grew up on that Rambo now own okay
- 34:30fine except that that means in First Blood the original Rambo when he was
- 34:36drifting from town to town and getting run off by the sheriffs he could have
- 34:40gone back to his family farm of which he would inherit one day and in the second
- 34:44and third when he's hanging out in [ __ ] bars in Bangkok and like I mean
- 34:49he had a horse stud back in America yeah well he was in prison in the second one
- 34:54so he's in the clear there oh true oh wait no he gets out of
- 34:59prison and then he goes oh no that's the third one where he's in Thailand again
- 35:04yeah it's the third one is's in Thailand four I think he in Thailand too though
- 35:08right yeah he is yeah yeah yeah all right and then someone wrongs him
- 35:15obviously someone wrongs him yeah someone wrongs and he uh and then I mean
- 35:20look it's a good theme and it's it's kind of all about like if Rambo retired
- 35:26and left his violent life behind could
- 35:30he did in Rainbow three and two um and
- 35:35the end of one and one could he actually
- 35:38be a regular person or will will the already explored that in the first one
- 35:44that's what the first movie is about is how does someone who comes back from
- 35:48[ __ ] Vietnam integrated Society they don't imagine imagine you took the theme
- 35:54of that and erased all the subtlety and literally just put that kind of stuff into the
- 36:01dialogue fine yeah yeah and then he takes down a Mexican
- 36:07cartel as one does does he get the
- 36:13girl I'm not going to answer that and you'll know why after you've seen it all
- 36:19right because it' be creepy if he did yes cuz it's his da going to answer
- 36:24that yes oh can I this might be spoilers is
- 36:29is he is it do you have a daughter with uh what's her name or did she die in the
- 36:35fourth one no it's not you mean dala
- 36:38from Yeah Yeah from B No in fact it's so
- 36:43funny his maid his Mexican maid from
- 36:48when he was a kid is still his maid now and it's actually her daughter but he
- 36:55raised her as his own this scene where
- 36:58it's [ __ ] Rambo like how old is this
- 37:02guy 70 right sitting yeah and this woman
- 37:07who is supposed to have been his maid when he was a kid is going oh you remind
- 37:12me so much of your father I'm like [ __ ] hell how old are
- 37:18you
- 37:21yeah she's Yoda yeah that's right yeah her age didn't start ramping until she
- 37:27was 50 or so yeah all right well I guess I got to watch this because that wraps
- 37:32out the series but I thoroughly enjoyed this so okay I have been meaning to do
- 37:37what you have done mat and sit down I want to watch because Hannah hasn't seen
- 37:40any of the Rockies or row I want to sit down with her and watch the Rockies at
- 37:44least yeah see I'm up to Rocky fan in Rainbow I got to watch the new roed yeah
- 37:49yeah well rocky rocky bboa I didn't watch yet and then also the two Creeds I
- 37:53I liked it and I liked Creed I haven't seen the second Creed I like
- 37:58even more cre is a great movie yeah okay if you wanted the bad
- 38:05guy no no but the bad guy from uh Black
- 38:09Panther is in it and oh yeah he's
- 38:12[ __ ] great Valkyrie from
- 38:18Thor see I like her forgotten uh Tessa
- 38:22Thompson um I like her because of you know Thor Ragnarok and that but the the
- 38:27only thing I knew her from before was um Veronica Mars and I [ __ ] hated her
- 38:32character in Veronica Mars so when I saw that she was in Thor I was like ah but
- 38:37she's actually great turns out have you watched any of
- 38:42the reboot of uh Veronica Mars is that is that even out no not yet Hannah
- 38:47watched it and yeah it's out any good
- 38:51yeah Hanah watched and liked it I want to watch see I've only seen the TV
- 38:56series of Veronica Mars actually I've watched it twice the TV series and uh
- 39:02Jenna had not seen it and so we watched like most of the way through it I think
- 39:07um but we never actually finished it and so I've never watched any of the other
- 39:09stuff because I was like oh we'll we'll watch it together but then we just never
- 39:12got that far time exactly because there's just infinite stuff coming out
- 39:18so stupid life getting the way of everything there's new episodes of the
- 39:23Property Brothers we have to watch and uh Property Brothers proper yeah what's
- 39:29that property brothers is a HGTV home renovation show that we
- 39:36like they didn't think jonath I always call them Drew and Jonathan property
- 39:41because they're the Property Brothers that's not their name the Property
- 39:46Brothers they're twins one of them is a real estate agent and one of them is a a
- 39:51contractor and they get a couple who's looking for a new home who want their
- 39:55dream home and then they convin buy a fix upper and then they uh and then they
- 40:00fix it up for them well I mean the people have to pay for sounds like
- 40:04something I would watch so it's great the pro Bros is it y Property Brothers
- 40:10yeah yeah Pro Bros is a different show yeah okay right Pro Bros yeah it's good
- 40:16show check it out on Hulu I'm not this is not a paid advertisement I just like
- 40:23it um you know what is a paid advertisement Matt can you play the sex
- 40:27toy news oh ah you know what I yeah I'll just pop it in there I need to reset up
- 40:32this [ __ ] um jingle software oh look just so just so that we're clear when
- 40:38when I say play the jingle I don't actually expect you to play it play it
- 40:41live yeah you can just put it in there and we can just Al I think I think the
- 40:45listeners do sort of get the feeling that I am dancing if it's played live
- 40:50yeah cuz I do dance when I hear the jingles that's fair what do you do when
- 40:55you need a new toy to put
- 40:57of you you listen to sex to news sex to
- 41:03news um so this is a joke we are in no way sponsored by a candle that smells
- 41:08like gwth P's [ __ ] but it does exist
- 41:13okay God she said this website that she has goop is a weird website it is what
- 41:19why don't you tell us what you know about
- 41:22goop so well I don't it's a website that
- 41:26when palra has it sells like beauty products and things and one of the
- 41:31things that they were working on was a perfume and then they're working on this
- 41:37perfume and then this smells like a vagina and so they laughed they got
- 41:44together and came up with an idea to make a candle that smells like that to
- 41:47sell the name of the candle of gwenth P's new candle is called this smells
- 41:53like my vagina the thing that I find
- 42:29[Music]
- 42:57I mean I didn't want the candle that smelled like and I [ __ ] love the smell
- 43:03of I I I just like the smell of for one
- 43:06reason when I smell it I feel like it
- 43:10cuz smells great but every time I eat it I feel sick afterwards but I love I love
- 43:17how she describes it funny gorgeous sexy and beautifully unexpected scent yeah
- 43:24that's her own words describing the smell of her own vagina like if you uh
- 43:29you know you pop just to be just to recap it starts with the word
- 43:34funny unless that's a spelling mistake cuz you you know you often light up a
- 43:39scented candle in in know the the guest bathroom you know if you have people
- 43:43over yeah just light up a KFC yep a
- 43:46vagina scented candle that's sure to uh sure to race just leave the C Sound in
- 43:52when you beep it out you know what I mean
- 43:56sure uh geranium citrusy Berger and
- 44:00Cedar I now see now I'm like what is going to V's vagin smell like well I
- 44:07mean that sounds that sounds quite nice you know what I'm gonna I'm going
- 44:13to put quotes back into the opening the opening because that's that's going to
- 44:16be yours going to be like and Matt what
- 44:20does gwith pound Rose vagina smell
- 44:25like well you can buy it and find out for yourself no I
- 44:30can'ts no sold out unfortunately try on the website cuz I know that she's there
- 44:36has been some other like ridiculous stuff on there I just can't seem to find
- 44:39it I don't know a whole lot about goop but I have heard that it's borderline
- 44:42scam uh some of the stuff on there and then you know don't sue me this is what
- 44:47I've heard it's not me saying it this is what I've heard but uh like it's just a
- 44:51a mixed bag of everything on this site like I'm looking at coloring pencils really
- 44:57origami stuff what is this clothes bondage like you can get a whip yeah it
- 45:04says it's like a BDSM you can get a slipper dip for your cat get a what is
- 45:08this all like organic and [ __ ] is that maybe is that what this is as well yeah
- 45:14yes all right you know what I mean I I like Gwyneth uh when I see her in films
- 45:20yes she's but I get a feeling I wouldn't like her in real life like I'm just I'm
- 45:25just on like the wellness tab of the website looking at stuff that you can
- 45:29buy and there's like vibrators on here oh sure do the vibrators smell like gwth
- 45:34pantro vagina or is that two personal one of them does yeah at least one
- 45:39that's a limited edition one though yeah and there a smaller one that smells like
- 45:44Gwyneth P's [ __ ] she also likes to get seen on
- 45:49her face doesn't she you tell me
- 45:53luk I mean I I believe dis of the star warss women but I mean maybe she's a
- 46:00Marvel I believe with this I mean there's a Call playay song about that
- 46:04isn't there where Chris Martin [ __ ] talks about no and then there not okay
- 46:09maybe I don't listen to cplay but was this I I think we've spoken about her in
- 46:13this before where she gets like seing facials
- 46:18okay see how facial I know badly I I don't I can't I don't know really how to
- 46:24Google it to try and find out if it's her or not hold on let me Google it I'll tell you
- 46:29if uh oh you're not going to find it winth
- 46:33palro facial actually Dan's more likely to get an accurate result for what we're
- 46:39looking for than you are Luke filtered yeah yeah why is that cuz he's in uh
- 46:45Singapore and his internet filtered it is and and I'm getting a lot of what
- 46:50Luke is actually talking about which is hilarious because um the first thing
- 46:54that comes up is Gwyneth palro um sperm is the hot new wrinkle treatment says CB
- 47:00facial expert Gwyneth palro next Kate Blanchet tries penis facial with Sandra
- 47:06bulock now I don't know the logistics of how that works but I'm all in I think we
- 47:12just learned something about sand
- 47:15B yeah what I love what I love uh in all articles that we report from is that
- 47:22they always just use a stock photo of whoever they're talking about but I
- 47:25can't help but relate directly the banner headline to that picture you know
- 47:30what I mean like K there's a picture of Kate Blanchard here and it's like Kate
- 47:34Blanchard gets penis facial from Sandra Bullock and like she
- 47:45looks with sorry with I mean we don't know for all we
- 47:51know yeah yeah and it's the same with gwth palro you know she's uh standing
- 47:57the picture of her is next to the picture of the candle and she's kind of
- 48:01smugly you know smiling like yeah what you're smelling is my vagina see I don't
- 48:08know how my mind works cuz I can remember random [ __ ] like that yeah but
- 48:13then I also can't remember what we talked about at the start of this
- 48:18episode yeah actually people often ask me oh would you talk about this week uh
- 48:22don't know listen you have to listen to it and find out it was very early look
- 48:29remember segment uh Matt can you can you
- 48:33play the genital news or um let's just let's get specific can you can you play
- 48:37the dick news jingle uh yeah [Music]
- 48:42absolutely dick dick
- 48:46news uh this week I jerked off into a
- 48:51cup oh o
- 48:55sexy now was this something for medical
- 48:59reasons or bored at work no no
- 49:04no uh yeah so had to do it
- 49:08obviously guns to the Head least sexy thing it's a weird thing to do cuz I
- 49:15just I don't know with you well I had I had to do it many years ago and it's
- 49:20just like here's a room off you go yeah it's exactly right the room doesn't have
- 49:25like mood lighting and shag Park carpet it's just looks it's just a white room
- 49:31um with a sink right uh a sink a chair and I wasn't even sure where I was
- 49:37supposed to be whilst I was doing the
- 49:42thing I was there no sex no swing no but there were three there were three
- 49:47printouts stuck to the wall above the sink right giving you pointers or three
- 49:53so the first one the first one said please wash your hands and penis in the
- 50:00sink now oh yeah my my dick is really clean it's really clean you know what I
- 50:05mean like I'm not I'm not putting my dick in a sink that's up I'm just trying
- 50:10to work at hell oh was it a low sink no no regular
- 50:16sink regular sink so I would have had to have kind of maneuvered my way up to it
- 50:21when I had to pee in a cup that's what the CH I pee in a cup they gave me
- 50:24little swabs to clean up with first oh cuz they said you got to make
- 50:30sure there's no bacteria on there and I was like don't assume anything about my
- 50:35penis yeah that's right yeah you could eat off of
- 50:41this yeah so that was the first print out second print
- 50:47out Jennifer Anderson yeah no no it was you were right the first time oh okay
- 50:53um oh actually before even went in right cuz like ho came into the clinic with me
- 51:00um and then I said goodbye to her when I was going off into the room when it was
- 51:04my turn and the woman goes to her oh you can go in as well and we're both like no
- 51:08no no it's fine but then she goes oh no there's plenty of room like that was the reason
- 51:15we didn't want you know a second person in there like not that I just didn't
- 51:20need the pressure the second sign up on the wall says please fill the cup
- 51:27with your sample fill the Cup brackets
- 51:29how big's the cup God brackets
- 51:34masturbation yep end brackets no
- 51:39spillage yep so like the the [ __ ] pressure is on the starters this this is
- 51:44just this this is the same cup they give you for a urine sample and any other
- 51:48sample and and like it's very intimidating It is Well I didn't feel it
- 51:53man I'm just going to I'll skip to the end spoiler alert I was literally
- 51:56looking at it going is that it is that it yeah I'm sure Kate Blanchet felt the
- 52:02same um but it was it was the third printout that really concerned me and
- 52:07look I assume that this is just the print out they put above every sink in
- 52:13that clinic no matter what the ward no matter what the use because it said
- 52:18nurses please wash your hands after touching the patient and I didn't realize that that
- 52:24was an option yeah oh interesting wow I did yeah I've seen
- 52:30American Pie so is it no is it road trip which is the one where no I think is it
- 52:36road trip is it yeah with the old uh it's probably e
- 52:42man of them as well but I remember from yes that's yes that's road trip yeah is
- 52:48it now did did did they give you any material to help no they didn't you know
- 52:54you're in sing have it there yeah yeah yeah yeah there's no pornography guys um
- 53:00you know what's funny though is that uh I was chatting with a friend of mine
- 53:04today who has also had to do a similar
- 53:08experience yeah also in Singapore but in the clinic he went to there was still no
- 53:13pornography but up on the wall was one
- 53:16of those old timey Islander girl
- 53:21paintings you know the type I'm talking about yeah yeah with the boobs out yeah
- 53:26boob Bo out flower behind the
- 53:29ear God really yeah and even that apparently was in black and white
- 53:35because if it's black and white it's erotica not pornography it's art no it's
- 53:38art yeah yeah yeah well so that was my
- 53:42week that was an eventful week for you
- 53:48yes I've got nothing I don't know where to go from this no there's no jokes
- 53:53necessary except that all day all day just felt everyone knew you know what I
- 53:58mean like I just yeah yeah yeah just like make eye contact with someone I'm
- 54:02like oh I know I jerked off into a cup this morning before
- 54:07work I don't think anyone was thinking that I mean you don't know unlik but I
- 54:13also yeah I know what you mean you you got to you just got to wonder
- 54:18yeah did you wash your hands afterwards though I didn't want to put my hands
- 54:22anywhere near that sink Luke yeah
- 54:28no I think what would be worse is not the sink more so the door when you're
- 54:33leaving thanks for mentioning it lately I've been um I think I did I mentioned
- 54:38on the show that I signed up for ancestry.com or I just message you guys
- 54:42you been jering off the an I'm trying to figure out what sway
- 54:46here is I mean yeah no I couldn't I I couldn't find a good one but I do have a
- 54:48story I wanted to tell so I'm just I'm just going to go with it and hopefully
- 54:51everyone will forget that we were just talking about jerking off into a
- 54:54cup because it's not related okay good to know I I've been looking
- 55:00into my ancestry somewhat and uh I think I've probably mentioned before you know
- 55:06my family on my dad's side from Germany and they were violin makers andh uh in
- 55:12particular there's a pretty good uh well there's a definite link there to uh to a
- 55:17particular violin maker sure heck meritz hams that does sound like a violin
- 55:22Maker's name so the story checks out it does and and then other hams from the
- 55:26same town we can assume we're relatives I I'm assuming right so there is has to
- 55:32be some assumption because there not a lot of Records due to the
- 55:36wars so yeah uh but there's a gentleman by the name of Y Johan godfried ham
- 55:42who's a very famous violin maker and uh pretty sure he's an ancestor of mine and
- 55:48I was looking online at his violence I've seen a few of them in museums
- 55:52there's one at the uh surgical Museum in Edinburgh of places because so have you
- 55:58already seen it yeah I've seen a few of them there's actually there's one in the
- 56:01PowerHouse Museum in Sydney uh Johan godfried ham violin okay so that's
- 56:07interesting so You' actually seen his stuff in museums without knowing you're
- 56:09related that's correct yeah and actually when we went to Germany to mersin where
- 56:14we're from uh there's a bunch of violins by like absolutely 100% ancestors of
- 56:19mine and a bunch of his as well and then we we're in Edinburgh uh you know burken
- 56:24hair the the famous robbers um the the doctor that was
- 56:30giving them the the cavers had a violin
- 56:34made by my ancestor uh and it's in the museum there along in the birken hair
- 56:39exhibit which I had no idea we just went there to look at you know the the
- 56:45medical stuff and then there it was so and then obviously I was like excuse me
- 56:50you need to open this cabin I need my violin back thanks yeah but I got
- 56:54curious right I want to see can get one of these violins so I'm looking online
- 56:59yeah yeah yeah and there was a ton of them on auction sites and stuff like
- 57:02that no clear indication of how much these things are worth mhm auction sites
- 57:07are are like that yes but so I found one on a website uh this violin uh which is
- 57:13Beautiful by the way actually let me link it to you I'll put this in the show
- 57:17notes uh I'll put it down
- 57:20under there we go this is a violin made by my ancestors and it says
- 57:26please inquire for price and I'm guessing you did it's been shipped to
- 57:31you now I'm just Jonathan God lead ham Baro
- 57:36violin oh oh that is lovely yeah that'll look good on the wall in your music room
- 57:41exactly so I shot him an email and uh listeners if you could just head over to
- 57:46patreon.com multip nerdgasm uh and maybe we can raise the $14,000 that I need to
- 57:52purchase this
- 57:54$14,000 wow holy um is so is that
- 57:59American yeah this violin is in Minnesota right now
- 58:04okay um did you say like it it's
- 58:08actually yours like related to person and she asked I think you could just ask
- 58:14for it I I emailed and I just said oh hey you have a file in made by Johan
- 58:19godfried ham wondering what the price is uh and she replied and asked she tell me
- 58:23the price uh or the they're offering it for that much uh and then said are you a
- 58:27relative of God so that's really that's quite an
- 58:33assumption you know what I mean like well it isn't it isn't because I mean I
- 58:38am specifically emailing about this violin and so I feel like sort of a fair
- 58:43question I I I sold a musical instrument on online this week uh and I didn't ask
- 58:49the guy if he was related to the manufacturer did they have the same name
- 58:55surname oh she knew your name right yeah okay fair
- 59:02sorry everyone yeah there's a different price if it's a relative actually it's a
- 59:07really nice violin I like the fact like it's it's well used well these are I
- 59:12mean these are considered to be amongst the best violins which is quite a nice
- 59:18nice bit of History uh that's why I'm so interested in them also uh um my I know
- 59:24that my Jesus great great great great [ __ ] whatever grandfather they made
- 59:28zithers you know what a zither is I have no idea I've seen a couple of zithers
- 59:33made by my ancestor there what's a z let me show you in fact if I can find the
- 59:40one so I have a I have a violin in my house right now it's a sit down guitari
- 59:44thing I want a viol that's how I would describe describe it you can play this
- 59:49one just don't play it in front of my dog he [ __ ] hates it so my dog my dog
- 59:54will if if anytime I pick up a musical any of my guitars or my banjos he comes
- 59:58and sits and just listens it's really sweet but even when I just start tuning
- 1:00:03the violin he hows like oh it's it's not
- 1:00:08a nice sound until you're really really good
- 1:00:13yeah cuz yeah it's violing from what I've I've seen people when they pick it
- 1:00:18up it's either really good or just painful yeah there's no there is sort of
- 1:00:22no in between well you got to you got to get for starters you got to be bowing
- 1:00:27the correct string otherwise which is a skill true that's
- 1:00:32that's a skill and then the and then the you've got to be on the right there's No
- 1:00:37Frets on a violin so that's also a challenge so I've popped the link in
- 1:00:43there to another one if you scroll down to the bottom of that you'll see uh the
- 1:00:47the bottom most zitha one down oh yeah there it
- 1:00:52Isam mhm so this yeah the way I would described that to L as a sit down
- 1:00:57guitari thing yeah sit down guitari thing they also make guitar a h guitar
- 1:01:03but yeah an actual guitar fretboard yes somehow but it's on the
- 1:01:09side not yeah yeah just show notes go have a look looking
- 1:01:16instrument yeah and how much is that one worth uh that one is in a museum it's
- 1:01:20not for sale so I'm not sure um I think you should just walk up thank them for
- 1:01:25looking after it for you and take yeah that's what I was that's we joking I
- 1:01:29should do that in Edinburgh but uh cuz then some I I mentioned it the other
- 1:01:33night and a friend of our was like oh do you play the violin and I was like I'm
- 1:01:36not going to play this [ __ ] violin no way in hell am I going to play this
- 1:01:40something you play why not I wouldn't even put tension on the [ __ ] pegs man
- 1:01:46you know what I mean like yeah touch it with gloves on if I bought this $144,000
- 1:01:52violin it would be going in a case on the wall yeah could I have a turn
- 1:01:57bulletproof case yes and I would have to increase my
- 1:02:03insurance I would I would play it just
- 1:02:06how I roll you're skilled violinist are
- 1:02:11you no no it' be terrible and I probably would break something but I'll give it a
- 1:02:16try so anyway yeah listeners uh patreon.com multiple gasm help us so you
- 1:02:22just 14,000 raise some funds no you only have to do that for one
- 1:02:27month kept it there on that one uh like if uh if they do if we do
- 1:02:33raise enough money to get you your uh your Granddaddy's fiddle what
- 1:02:39uh uh well I guess I guess if I mean if they're paying for it maybe I do have to
- 1:02:45let Luke record a little tune with it I think that's fair good
- 1:02:51Lord so I I'll I'll do my best I will
- 1:02:55try really hard and I'll play happy
- 1:02:59birthday oh you get sued yeah maybe just
- 1:03:03go with twinkle twinkle little star okay no I want something a bit more
- 1:03:09Jazzy play the Mandalorian theme I like that theme MH mhm all right I'll play
- 1:03:15that so yeah it's $14,000 I will play and it will only be
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