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Feitelberg | Son of a Boy Dad #186 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: I think that's how I always started out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Francis wishes he could dress like you. Brother France
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  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Francis.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Francis loves to comment on one of their men.
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  Speaker 2: Are wearing I did. I can't hate on that, dude.
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  Speaker 3: I've been getting annoyed as fuck with what people say
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  Speaker 3: about my outfits. It's either like you look like you
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  Speaker 3: just crawl out of a homeless shelter, or it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: sass looks like he just raided his dad's closet. What
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  Speaker 3: you're dressing better. I I'm wearing this is a normal
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very.
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  Speaker 3: People are some ship.
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  Speaker 2: I did see that. I always this looks very much
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  Speaker 2: like a dad where like affordable housing is moving into
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  Speaker 2: the neighborhood. No, I don't know what the alternatives to wear, Like,
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  Speaker 2: it's not you're not protesting, but you'd be at like
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  Speaker 2: a city council. No, this is crazy, right, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: What else to I literally have dressed the exact same
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  Speaker 3: my entire life. And it's like, sometimes I'll wear a
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  Speaker 3: collared shirt, sometimes I won't wear a collared shirt. It's
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  Speaker 3: he's protesting against affordable housing. And if it's not, it's
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  Speaker 3: he just looked. He looks like he just crawled out
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  Speaker 3: of a homeless shelter.
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  Speaker 1: It's your You have your north face hat season and
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  Speaker 1: the rest of your seasons.
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  Speaker 3: Someone commented yesterday on the fucking out of and they
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  Speaker 3: were like SaaS couldn't Or today I guess they were
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  Speaker 3: like SaaS couldn't even fix his hair for the character.
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  Speaker 3: My hair looks completely normal.
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  Speaker 2: I think you look what was wrong with my hair?
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  Speaker 3: I know I had gel in already. I couldn't double Jael.
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  Speaker 1: Double jel would be crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Double jel would be a layer of wax over my hair.
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  Speaker 1: Your hair goes on a lego too. It's fine.
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  Speaker 2: I actually have an article of your clothing at my apartment, and.
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  Speaker 3: There's no way there is. Yeah, there is, I promise
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  Speaker 3: you don't.
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  Speaker 2: It's a Bill sweatshirt. It's not mine, then it's it's
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  Speaker 2: one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 1: Why the funk would you have somebody else's Bill sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 1: You're the only person that wears a Bill sweatshirt?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you maybe? I think it was someone sent me
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  Speaker 3: it and we used it for a sketch.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty old and rady. I don't.
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  Speaker 3: It's definitely not mine, dude. I have the amount of
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  Speaker 3: clothes that I have. I'm not leaving clothes anywhere and
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  Speaker 3: not following up immediately to get them back.
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  Speaker 2: I've always assumed it was yours, and someone was over
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  Speaker 2: this weekend and they were like, they're like, this is
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  Speaker 2: in yours? Like you get like stuck out in my yeah,
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  Speaker 2: in my apartment, being like what is this?
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  Speaker 1: Is it shitty or is it like a cool vintage?
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  Speaker 2: It's cool, It's it's torn apart, but in a cool way. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, I've only got two Bill sweatshirts and they're both
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  Speaker 3: accounted for where they're and they're both at my house
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  Speaker 3: on the floor.
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  Speaker 1: Tracking devices on those bad boys whatever. Small mundy people
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  Speaker 1: talk about what people wear. Big mnded people talk about ideas,
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  Speaker 1: and huge minded people talk about fucking help me out here, brother,
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  Speaker 1: finish Land.
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  Speaker 3: The plane is that you could come in here wearing
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  Speaker 3: a full on suit like a herb Brook suit and
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  Speaker 3: no one would even comment about it. And then I
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  Speaker 3: could be wearing like a T shirt that Danny like,
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  Speaker 3: where do you get that T shirt? The fucking Salvation Army,
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  Speaker 3: fucking homeless pig.
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  Speaker 1: I think people are just have a fascination about you
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  Speaker 1: and they don't get enough of you, which I think
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  Speaker 1: is something you've done well, is you've created a scarcity
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  Speaker 1: of yourself. There's like a lit just a finite amount
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  Speaker 1: of little sass in the world, and people want it,
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  Speaker 1: people want to grab it.
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  Speaker 2: Should be strongly agree with that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're an oversaturated bunch over here, We're just
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  Speaker 1: dump I think it's the pure narcissism, the unbridled narcissism
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  Speaker 1: of thinking that the world always needs more of you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was a crazy thing to think.
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  Speaker 2: But there was a time in my life where I
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  Speaker 2: was like, if I stopped tweeting so much, what are
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  Speaker 2: they gonna do? Tweet hours? Bro, There was a time
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  Speaker 2: where I was like, I was like, if I don't
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  Speaker 2: tweet first thing in the morning, people won't know I'm awake. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I used to be like that, Like, yeah, I was
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  Speaker 3: like that for a while. For a while, I was like,
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  Speaker 3: if I don't tweet for a day, people are gonna
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  Speaker 3: think I'm dead. Like, but it was probably true, yes,
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  Speaker 3: that I was tweeting so much that if I didn't
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  Speaker 3: tweet for a day, something probably bad happened.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I had to get away from that where
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  Speaker 2: I was just like was it job accountability or just
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  Speaker 2: like the self absorbed thought of just people people need
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  Speaker 2: to hear what I'm saying, or I need to get
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  Speaker 2: or or is it just like I need to get
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  Speaker 2: a shot up for the day.
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  Speaker 1: I need to start getting my shots up because the
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  Speaker 1: longer you wait, the more pressure there is on your
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  Speaker 1: first shot.
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  Speaker 2: That's true, but I like to think it started as
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  Speaker 2: job accountability, like it just had to like show Dave,
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  Speaker 2: I was up and yeah, yeah, yeah, and then it
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  Speaker 2: definitely became self absorbed, like I like to think it
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  Speaker 2: had uh conception in like a valid place, and then
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  Speaker 2: it became pure naris.
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  Speaker 1: The worst is when you would like wake up a
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  Speaker 1: little bit unseasonably early, and so you'd have to get
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  Speaker 1: one off before you're out of bed, just to like
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  Speaker 1: prove to the world that you were up and like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a fucking productive member of society at.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still drunk.
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  Speaker 1: But even if you like prove that you were up
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  Speaker 1: at eight o'clock or something like that, there's always somebody
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  Speaker 1: who's there's always Captain Conn's who's like, I was up
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  Speaker 1: a fucking five thirty. Yeah, he's always with kids dogs.
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  Speaker 3: That doesn't count. Doesn't count waking up early if you
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  Speaker 3: have kids.
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  Speaker 1: Or if you were ever in the armed services or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: like you're just scared that you're gonna die or something
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  Speaker 1: like that you're gonna get chewed out.
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  Speaker 2: Or if you're taking those outside nap, it does not, dude.
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  Speaker 2: My dad would always be like I was up at
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  Speaker 2: four o'clock morning, and he'll be asleep on the couch
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  Speaker 2: at three.
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  Speaker 3: Dude.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when I'm up, I'm up. For the day.
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  Speaker 3: That ship drives me. The ship where people are like like,
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  Speaker 3: that's like the whole like those like Instagram billionaire mindset
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  Speaker 3: people who are like, oh, I wake up at four am,
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  Speaker 3: and it's like, yeah, you go to bed at seven.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, you're missing half the day. There's nothing in prens.
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  Speaker 3: You're still sleeping as much as I'm sleeping. You just
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  Speaker 3: have worse Jeopardy. Yeah, yeah, you're missing making these videos.
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  Speaker 3: People will be like, oh, that something's wrong with that guy.
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  Speaker 3: He'll be like, yeah, he has a fucked up sleep schedule.
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  Speaker 2: He's man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what what it is about the
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  Speaker 1: early morning that people kind of feel like they're they
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  Speaker 1: need to own the day or that like it is
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  Speaker 1: like this mark of I guess it's just the suffering
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  Speaker 1: of having to depart from sleep that you're like leaving
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  Speaker 1: sleep behind like that sucks. So like people feel like
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  Speaker 1: they did something hard and they want like a badge
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  Speaker 1: for it or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there is a niceness to I appreciate being up
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  Speaker 2: and it doesn't to me. It doesn't to me. It
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  Speaker 2: doesn't matter what side of the day it's on, But
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  Speaker 2: I like being up when no one else is up. Typically,
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  Speaker 2: I'm typically the other side where it's like four am. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but where you get that that's like the only time
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  Speaker 2: I can enjoy things with a phone with Like I
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  Speaker 2: always feel like I should be doing something else, but
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  Speaker 2: like from midnight to seven am again, for whatever reason,
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  Speaker 2: I'm up either side of it. It could be either end.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, this is my happy place.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm the same way. Three am, I won't even
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  Speaker 3: go to I'll stay awake longer just to be like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go on my phone for even longer. Now
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  Speaker 3: I'm having so many beat you off.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat everybody who has who's going to sleep? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you weaklings. I love to watch a movie. I love
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  Speaker 1: to wake up, like if I wake up early for
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  Speaker 1: some reason, like throwing on a movie that feels like
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  Speaker 1: stolen time, getting a movie done by like nine or
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  Speaker 1: nine thirty or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: I do it every morning. Do you watch a movie
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  Speaker 2: I like started, I started sleep tape so I wake
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  Speaker 2: up earlier. Now I tape up the mouth.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy. I don't understand that.
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  Speaker 1: I too.
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  Speaker 3: Us Francis does it too.
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  Speaker 2: It's lunatic, it's it is. I did it because I'm
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  Speaker 2: I'm such a snorter and I read I'm sure I
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  Speaker 2: read the book that Frances read as well, Breathe, and
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  Speaker 2: it's just like it's life changing. I actually don't really
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  Speaker 2: find it that life changing, but I almost find it
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  Speaker 2: as like a like it makes me fall asleep. When
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  Speaker 2: I put tape on my mouth, my body knows, like
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  Speaker 2: go to bed.
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  Speaker 3: Now because you're passing out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'lming yourself.
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  Speaker 2: But I get up literally dying. I get up at
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  Speaker 2: like seven am now and I don't I don't have
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  Speaker 2: anything to do. I have no one I have to
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  Speaker 2: answer to. So first thing I do every morning is
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  Speaker 2: watch a movie. Watch Kong, Scott Skull Island yesterday. I
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  Speaker 2: like to start with an action movie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's whenever you see me. The kind of energy I'm
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  Speaker 2: walking around with is like I watched an action movie
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  Speaker 2: this morning instead of having coffee.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm the same way I do that. I wake
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  Speaker 3: up and I think it's like I'm being productive, Like
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  Speaker 3: I'll get out of bed at like nine and then
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  Speaker 3: I'll just sit on my couch and watch YouTube videos
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  Speaker 3: for three I watched an hour and a half podcast
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  Speaker 3: this morning, just Front and Back the Bonfire.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, nice a new one or a classic new one?
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  Speaker 1: Nice with Kelly with Bobby kellby Kelly?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah fuck yeah yeah? Is that a YouTube?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a serious show? I didn't know it was
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  Speaker 1: a podcast.
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  Speaker 3: They put out some of the interviews on you on YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck yes, yeah, good interview.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Shane, I had to show my support. He needs
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  Speaker 3: all the support he can get right now from you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: for me and the other million people.
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  Speaker 1: And how people know if you didn't talk about it,
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  Speaker 1: you need to let people know. But go out and
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  Speaker 1: buy his tickets. Yeah, seriously, check out his shows.
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  Speaker 2: I bought tickets to change so this again? Did you really? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I sent him a tax asking for him and didn't reply,
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  Speaker 2: so I bought him and they were expect.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He told me how much he paid for them, and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I think Shane would be mad.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to be like event like double tax needy,
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  Speaker 2: like when you when you went in.
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  Speaker 3: Baltimore, did you pay for him?
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  Speaker 10: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: We are like a big group. So I think I
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  Speaker 1: paid for like half of them, and I like got
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  Speaker 1: like a couple of them for free, Like I paid
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  Speaker 1: for like six of them. Got his group is four
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  Speaker 1: people and you pay for all of them. Yes, obviously
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  Speaker 1: four figs.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, mid four figs. What it's a smaller,
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  Speaker 3: big brand ticket.
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  Speaker 1: That's Diego salary.
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  Speaker 3: No, I wasn't too grand.
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  Speaker 2: It's a grand total was it was. It's just because
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a rescheduled show, so it's a smaller
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  Speaker 2: venue than he. It's also it's a small of anything
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  Speaker 2: he should be doing.
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  Speaker 3: But it's a it's not a small, it's a three thousand.
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  Speaker 2: It's just the way theater. It's a big. But my
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  Speaker 2: buddies who I'm going with, texted me and he's like,
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  Speaker 2: because he doesn't really like doesn't know or did not
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  Speaker 2: know it, but isn't as immersed to it as we are.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, is Bargazzi that because Bargozzi was in
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  Speaker 2: Boston's weekend? And he's like, is Bargozzi that much bigger
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  Speaker 2: than Shane that? Because Bargozzi did too sold out at
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  Speaker 2: t D Garden.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he did a three pm show there really Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe he did more than two. I just assumed
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  Speaker 2: two nights.
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  Speaker 3: If he's doing days, I think it would know. I
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  Speaker 3: think he just did Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he just did the one.
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  Speaker 3: I think I think he did three PM and then
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  Speaker 3: like a night show too.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh okay, I see, I'm not positive the text.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know the text that he did multiple sold
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  Speaker 2: out at the Garden and I was like, fuck, I
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  Speaker 2: didn't even realize.
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  Speaker 3: And he did the round like dead yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He did the center stage like time, and he does
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  Speaker 3: these like stages like the sides of that fucking table
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  Speaker 3: right there, because he wants to. He gets like the
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  Speaker 3: capacity record.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Oh and just get like people sitting on you, like
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: his laps, like as close to you as possible.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Like when we saw it when we went to or
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: I guess I mean you went to We didn't go together,
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: but you went to that Pete Davidson nine to eleven. Yeah, yeah,
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: Like that was like the back the back of MSG
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: was completely empty because they have the stage at the end, right.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Some people do the when they do the set, or
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: they can fill the entire arena and they can fill
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: the floor seats.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: How do you even do that? Do you just stand
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: on a carousel and get rotated.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: To everyone spin?
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a real thing. Some of them spin?
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Who spins?
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: Some of them? Bill Burr had a story about like
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: the only time he's ever gone up drunk was it
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: was a spinning, a spinning. It was like it was
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: fucking him up so much because he was drunk doing jokes,
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: and then also he's meanwhile, he's just rotating like without
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: moving the whole time.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Imagine having to do crowd work and then having to
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: spot someone like a figure skater.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: It would be funny if it malfunction and it's just.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: The firefighters that come in and save you for your stage.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: So bar got he he he sells that much more like.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: It's I think he has the record. I don't.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know Bridgestone. Bridgestone, Yeah, the record because I
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: was I was doing Zanies when he did it. Oh
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: really yeah, And I was at a bar. We were
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: at a roof hop bar during the day and you
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: could see the traffic for his show like backed up
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: like miles down Nashville, and there was these two guys
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: and they were like sitting they were up there at
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: the rooftop and they were like these two gay dudes
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: wearing like speedos, and they were like, what is all
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: this traffic for? And I was like, oh, I think
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: it's like a comedy show. And they're like, oh, that
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: guy on TikTok and they were talking about mad Rife
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: and I was like now, and I think I was like, now,
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: mad Rife could never And now it's like he probably
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: could do Bridge Down six times and sell it out.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Definitely, could you see he's the youngest comedian to ever
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: sell out like the LA Forum at some certain time,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know. He like posted like a record that he.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Had now that sounds a lot like NFL records though.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like the youngest first round draft pick under
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: six feet to have twenty three hundred yards and.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Every single play in the NFL is some sort of
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: new record. Wow, Christian McCaffrey the first person have over
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: fifty rushing yards when it's only forty three degrees out
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: in San Francisco. That's crazy as a whit. He's gonna
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: want to take that game ball home after this.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: McCaffrey is my favorite player to watch only because of
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: the Twitter video that everyone tweets every how many runs
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: of stone Cold? And uh, the longest yard?
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've seen that. I've seen the longest
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: yard the one Adam Sandler.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but when stone Cold, like, I don't know,
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: in the final game, has some run and he just
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: looks at the silence. That's how a white boy run.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Dude. You know we're about to get a new a
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: new white boy cornerback in this year's NFL draft. Really,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: the first round pick cornerback. This dude from Iowa, This dude,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Cooper dejen He's like this a white boy, Cooper Dejeene. Yeah, Cooper,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: believe it or not, that sounds he sounds like he's
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: from the Bayou. He's from low country Louisiana. But this
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: is like a white boy who has like a fucking
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: like incredible like he's just insanely athletic. He went to Iowa,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: but he like returns punch, has a beautiful body.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Draft him? Are the Eagles gonna draft him?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: I want him too badly?
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, he must not be a high pick. If you
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: know this guy, what do you mean, Well, I'm only
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: focusing on the first like three picks because.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: The Patriots need a quarterback, and you guys are.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: You're focusing on corners?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because we have our quarterback. We don't need a fucking.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that. You got your quarterback for now.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: You said that very you said that confidently, like it
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: was months ago.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: You got your quarterback. Like the Cowboys have their.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Quarterback touchdowns last year. Mac Jones hasn't had thirty eight
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: touchdowns in his career, and you guys are gonna draft
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: fucking Drake May and you're gonna fucking like it.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I I I don't watch any college of ball, so
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: I have no idea what I'm talking about, but I
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: do know I want Jada Daniels.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me tootching all the tape I've been watching, don't
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: I didn't watch any college football either, but I've watched
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: all their highlights.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Because you boys have never known the joy of having
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: a black quarterback.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I have, dude. Michael Bishop. Oh yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Bishop Brissettettrisette had a couple of preseason games.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Michael Bishop, that Hail Mary specialist was bro. There was
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: a time, probably like two thousand and two thousand and one,
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: if you asked twelve year old me, you want Tom
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Brady and Michael Bishop, I was like, fucking ship Brady.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Can we say video games?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: State guy?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah? He can just roll out and fucking launch bombs.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Michael Bishop was the best.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Having a black quarterback is infinitely more fun if you're
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: I mean not, I mean if your quarterback is great,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: but if he's not Tom Brady or like Patrick Mahomes
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Holmes isn't white, dude.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: If we get if we get Jamesons black community, if
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: we get Jaden Daniels. Has anyone rebranded faster than New
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: England Patriots did black head coach, black quarterback. We went
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: from being the MAGA team, the white supremacist team. White
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: we had white ride receivers. Bro Yeah, we flipped.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Now you're fully Antifa. Now you guys are fucking it
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: would be a crazy reburburn it now the police station.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: To defund the police jerseys.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: That would be I would be happy with with Drake May,
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Jade Daniels or Michael Pennix Junior.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: But JJ McCarthy then JJ McCarthy.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: I would JJ McCarthy, I just wouldn't watch football this year.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: JJ mccarthy'd be crazy.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: People are saying that he's going to go second.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: They're saying he's going to go second. Now he went
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: through plus twenty two hundred five pastes the game.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, people are saying that, like they're like hyping him
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: up now, like apparently his odds to get picked in
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: the first round went from plus twelve hundred plus two
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: or plus two hundred four hundred plus four hundred plus
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: four hundred went from the plus twenty two hundred to
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: plus four hundred.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in like the last day, dude, I I again,
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I watched. I watched I think two Michigan games this year,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: maybe three.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: All yeah, look at JJ McCarthy and no, he's not
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: going to be good.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: In the NFL. Well he did beat depression, so you.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Beat depression, which is like taper than any defender. Yeah,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: but I was I was grinding some tape of one
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: of the Michigan receivers, dude, and McCarthy pops out on tape. Dude,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: you guys would be all right getting McCarthy. I think
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: he might be nice.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: We don't want McCarthy, Yeah, because.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: You don't want to waite. Yeah, you want to you
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: just try it out. I don't want to what You're
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: like a white girl going to college after I would
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: just try out with a black guy.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: You just don't want another fucking Zach Wilson or Mac Jones,
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Bailey Zappy, all these failure white quarterbacks and they all
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: look they like all Drake May, JJ McCarthy. They look
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: exactly like all of those guys.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: What you mean what white?
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Same fucking baby face?
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Same?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: What kind of face do you want?
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Tough came out of the project.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: What's what's like a what's that an example of a
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: white guy that doesn't look like the rest of those dudes? Like,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: what's a white guy face that you want?
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Tom Brady, what are you talking about?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: He's baby faced and fucking what what do you mean?
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Young Brady?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: The young young Brady looked like Drake May.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Before he had the boogle fat remove.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: No, that was because Tom Brady was ugly back then.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: That makes it better want to like hot young dudes.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: So like when Carson Wentz came out, he was like.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Ugly, Yeah you want like you want an ugly guy
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: who's from like the middle of fucking Noah.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: But the there's like I actually talked about this recently.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: There was there was a this is an article from
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: a while back, but it was about the what do
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: you call this, the symmetry the symmetry of the faces
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: of quarterbacks. Yeah, basically a study to find out if
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: football coaches just picked the hot guy to put him
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: a quarterback. Hot kid. Yeah, And it was like, let
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna make up numbers, but the ratio is gonna
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: be fairly accurate where it's like, say the average face
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: is ninety four percent symmetrical, Yeah, the average quarterbacks face
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: is ninety time symmetrical.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: It was just like at a young age, the coach
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: just picks, where's the hot kid. Yeah, he's QB.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's gotta this kid what I want to
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: get under his center. You gotta have like a hot
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: level of confidence to be able to be like I'm
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: gonna be quarterback. Yeah, most people would not even consider
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: that as an even an idea of being quarterback.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I remember the first day of like football tryouts when
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I was or like football practice when I was in
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: like sixth grade or seventh grade. They're like, okay, everybody
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: thinks they could be quarterback. Like line up in these
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: two lines. And I was like, yeah, like, let me
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: fucking throw some balls. Immediately, the coach was like, why
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: don't you go take some reps for the receivers. He
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: knew I wasn't going to be a fucking receiver, but
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: he knew for sure I wasn't going to be a quarterback.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: With this unsymmetrical face. Dude, you put a fucking mirror
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: down the middle of my face. It looks like two
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: different people. It looks like two different human beings.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I had no chance.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: I was never even confident enough to try and play football.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: I was like, no, it's not definitely not my sport.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Well you didn't probably didn't get cut from soccer. I
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: got cut from soccer.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I soccer and went to football. Yes, dude,
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I feel like that doesn't happen a lot.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: No, it was bad. I think our football team was like,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: we need guys. Really, you're fucking chubby, asking fucking slide over. Yeah,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: it was a chubby sixth grade or before I got
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: an adderall.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I was chubbing and the adderall got me fucking slim
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: and swear.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my adderall got me real slim. I was like
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: one hundred twenty pounds in like ninth grade. Yeah, and
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: then I gained thirty pounds after I quit adderall, and
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: my my uh doctor was like, yeah, you're gaining way,
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: like really like you probably should start dieting. And I
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: was like, well, maybe I had to do with the
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: fact that I weigh one hundred pounds when I was
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: in ninth grade.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: So it's like high level amphetamine. Yeah, that would have
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: made Hitler blush. Yeah, fucking good.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Shit that you were getting me taking like the max
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: dosage of adderall when you're thirteen years.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Old, just rocking like at the Olympics.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I never had any of that until I got an
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: adderall script like for fun when I was older. Yeah,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Like I like like one of those guys like twenty yeah,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: and was like, hey, I can't have focus, and he
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: was like, here's adderall. But that I never had any
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: of that shit as a kid.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: I don't even get taking adderall for fun, like I
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: think it. I think I hated it so much when
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: I was younger that it made it not I made
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: me not want to take it for fun. I've taken
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: it drinking, Yeah, and it doesn't make it more if
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: it just makes me like anxious and it makes me
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: it makes me like want to drink so hard. Yeah,
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: it makes me like need to drink more to like
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: ease the tensest from the adderall. This isn't fun, it's
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: just making and then I just wake up more hungover
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: than I've ever been. Like my hands are tingling.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: It's such a vicious cycle where you're like, I want
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: to drink more, so I'll take this ampetomine, but this
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: amfeta mean is making me anxious, so I got to
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: drink more.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: To come exactly.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: But now I'm tired. So I got taken just like
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: this vicious Yeah.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: No, I don't fuck with that or all stuff at all.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: But they your body got burnt out at a very
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: young age.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I took everything. It's like Adderall, Vivance
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: concerta geez. I mean, I remember the day I took
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Vivance so clearly. I remember it was like my doctor
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: was making me go through like a trial run because
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: like Adderall wasn't really working or I didn't like Adderall,
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: so they're like, all right, we're gonna try you on Vivance.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: I remember taking. I still remember even what what the
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: pill looked like, because it fucked me up so bad
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: that I said to lay down on the entire day
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: and my mom was like calling the doctor being like
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: we're never giving him this again.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I remember I took a Stretera or or no, I
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: might have been I don't even know what the fuck
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: it was, but they gave me one of those when
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I was like fourteen, and I remember being in church
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: being like I want to die. Yeah, oh yeah, my
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: parents took me home from church. It was so bad
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: that they sent me home from fucking church. That's the
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: thing is, it doesn't make it like you just get depressed.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: That was when my mom made let me, finally let
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: me stop taking It was because I went to the
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: doctor and they were like, he has no emotions anymore,
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: and like, we're probably gonna have to give an antidepressant
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: on top of it. My mom was like, no, we're not, dude,
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: We're not giving him antidepressants.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: And adderall at the same time, thirteen years old, We're
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: gonna give him the shit that killed Belushi. A little fast,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: little slow, get him going.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. I remember when I I took a acne medication.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't even have bad acting. I had like a
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: pimple or two, which I don't think is technically acne acutan,
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: and it wasn't acutane, it was something. But like they
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: were like, like, the side effect of this is you're
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: gonna have some suicidal thoughts.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Just I was like fucking worth it, Yeah, to get
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: rid of this pimple. Yeah, they're gonna make fun of
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: me in school, so I'm gonna be suicidal.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know what was in those medicines, but I
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: remember it completely changing his personalities, the acne medicine. And
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I remember like some kids, like their hair would get curly,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: like they would go from like straight hair, or like
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: their hair will get straight, like their hair would change
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: from like the acne medicine, like they would go to
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: like having like kinked up Shirley temple like black kid hair.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: But like with the oils maybe I've known.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: That was pretty smart.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah it's probably not true, but it's like that's more
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: impressive to have something that makes sense.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: But isn't true.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Well, they probably I'm assuming the acne medication probably stops
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: the oilskins getting out of your skins. Maybe it stops
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: the hair too.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: No, I have no fucking idea. I don't know, but
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: it was weird just seeing new It's like you don't
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: have acne, but yeah, like a whole new person.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, the you guys are talking about the like
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: how your parents reacted to your adderall prescription. Mine was,
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: as I said, I got it much later in life,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: so I wasn't living at home. I had like a
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: like a beach house in Newport and my mom. We
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: didn't lock our doors or anything like that. And my
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: mom had come over just like surprised me for dinner
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: one night, and I had gotten my ader all prescription
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: like a week earlier, and she went into our house
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: and it was literally we hadn't cleaned up. We all
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: went to work in the next day, like we had
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: a party before, and I got home from work and
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: she was just sitting at our kitchen table in front
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: of a mirror with lines of my adderall on it,
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: like broken up, and she's like, what the fuck was Like,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't know you were coming home. Had you not
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: surprised me, I definitely would have been. It's actually your fault, mom.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: You were snorting it. Of course we were snoring a
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: lot at that.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: It's nice to short die coke.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: We went through a like nuking. It wasn't ketamine. Went
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: through a phase of snorting like there's something very minty.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I don't remember what it was.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: So it was just, oh I did that with you?
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: No, well is what I was talking.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely was not snortingpin with you.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I started a lot of stuff, didn't do anything.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you definitely weren't doing the But I think that, uh,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: adderall is like almost like soft and approachable. I take
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Adderall before a rap battle was like a nice boost
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: of like a performance enhancing drug, like makes you super focused.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: You're not forgetting anything, You're not really going crazy. Then
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I have one rap battle where I fucking took a
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: vivance beforehand, and my job was literally just like swinging
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: the entire time. I didn't forget to fucking work. I
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: didn't fucking mess up at all. I was fucking perfect.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: But I was like chugging water out of a fucking
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: gallon container the entire with You're fucking chomping on gum.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: I can't hold anything because you break it.
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: Shit.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: I could never take like that before doing stand up.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: I would have a panic attack on stage for sure.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: I can't even drink coffee before doing stand up. And
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: if I have to drink it like right in the morning,
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: but I also get on stage, I'll be like jittery
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: as hell and sweating.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I think I could drink a cup of coffee at
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: like like ten o'clock at night and go to bed
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: at like eleven thirty.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: No that I don't have that problem either. It just
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: heightens my nerves.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Your your anxiety. Yeah, I know some people just can't
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: have coffee, Like if they have it at like noon,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: they're like, no, I'll be up all night.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: I can't have it at any point really, despite like
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: my experience with amphetamines and things like that, which on
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: fine that I can like fucking do a line and
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: go to bed at like yeah, but like if I
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: if I I have coffee, I get wired and jutory
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: like for some reason caffeine and I don't know mix
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: you don't have any caffeine.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I don't like avoid it, like I don't really I
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: don't really like soda. I basically just drink water. But
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: like it's not you know, I won't collapse. If you're like,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: you want to coke, I'm big shure.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it is I hope not. A coke has
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: like thirty milligrams of caffeine in it.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Max is little.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: It's so little.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, maybe what's a coffee?
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Coffee is like one hundred and ten, really ninety sixty.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's a red Bull's one hundred and ten.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Red Bull actually doesn't bother me.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Red Bull doesn't bother me at all. It's why I drink
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Red Bull. Coffee fucks me up. But I still drink coffee. Yeah.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a little different vibration of coffee.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: If I have one too many SIPs of coffee, it's
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: days over.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: But you know what I can do Espresso that's crazy.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Like espresso martinis or espresso both. Espresso martinis are like
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: the ultimate confusion for your body. Yeah, like you're just
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: throwing your body and to a fucking massive question mark.
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: One.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: One time, on like a Sunday in Newport, at this
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: uh bar called Castle Hill, me and my buddy had
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: like we went drink for drink with spresso martinis. We
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: had like probably like nine each. Oh. And this was
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I was young. And then this was like he called
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: me like three days later. We just didn't talk, like
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: three days and he's like, what have you been doing?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I have been laying in bed shivering, shaking,
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: And he's like, okay, me too. I googled. We were
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: both like scared to tell each other how bad shape
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: we were in. He's like, I googled it. I'm pretty
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: sure we have caffeine poison. Yeah, probably.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Probably, that's so much caffeine. Nine espresso, Mark, I mean
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: nine espressos would like kill something.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like the Asian teams who die from jerking
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: off three times like that. That's just a unnecessarily overload
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: for your body.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Right, it was.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: It was a bad day, you know what I used
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: to It was a bad a few days after. I
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: used to drink these uh these rain energy drinks r
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: E I G n oh.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: I knew it wasn't spelled right, wasn't spelled normal.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Apps, and.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Those fuck me up. Nick used to drink them too,
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: And I remember me and Nick would drink him and
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: he'd have to, like we'd have to. Like I remember
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: seeing him just leaving the office. I'd be like, yeah,
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: he had too much.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Of the rain.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: I mean do those things those are three hundred milligrams
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: of caffeine per plan. Yeah. And I would drink. I
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: would drink them like I would drink I had it
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: down to like where in the can was enough for
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: them to be like I got to throw it away
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: now because it tasted so good that you'd keep drinking it.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: But I'm like, no, I got to throw it away.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Or else I'm going to have a panic attack. And
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, those would that well, so good? I
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: was gonna say, so good.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: What percentage of humanity, of adult humanity do you think
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: is always walking this tight rope that it feels like
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: everyone here is walking where it's like, I don't want
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: to feel normal, but I don't like everyone everyone.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: I think, dude, he year, it's probably less than it
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: is outside.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Really. Oh yeah, of like just like like what substances
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: can I take? Like, does anyone like what percentage people
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: are just walking around raw dog in the day.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: But dude, I even think that the people who are
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: raw dog in the day, people who are like I'm
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I meditate, that's doing it too. You're doing it if
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: you're if you're like meditating trying to get to like
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: a zen like place or a runner's high. Even those
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: people are trying to get a high or like experienced nirvana,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Like people who are raw dogging and just being like
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be completely natural through the rest of
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: my life are still trying to get to a different plane.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to be just sober, Nobody wants to just
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: be normal at all.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: It all start with our accutane prescriptions.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Starts.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: The people that I know that that like have normal jobs,
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: it's like they all they they they tell me about
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: It's like they wake up, it's fucking ice coffee all day,
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: all day, it's just oh, I gotta go get a
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: new gonna go get a coffee, get coffee z. In
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: the entire day, it's just zeing an iced coffee all day,
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: no food, nothing, And then they get off work and
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: they go get beers.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: It is, it's like why why the people all just exist?
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think just the option of other stuff going on,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: and I think it happens less in here because people
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: have the like the fame, the getting hunger. Yeah, they're
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: like the attention, which also is just like another high,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Like they're just getting the high of they're getting like
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: the same type of serotonin or whatever fucking hit to
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: the brain from the fucking scroll or from somebody liking
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: their shit or trying to get a fucking ton of
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: retweets or some shit like that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: You would argue that inside these walls, we're more mentally
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: stable than what's else.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: No, No, I think just less fucked up off drugs. Yeah,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: nobody's mentally stable in here.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I don't think it's this isn't like a
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: mind numbing job, so people have an easier time just
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: getting through the day.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, I see what you're saying.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Went outside. It's just fucking they're off at seven. There's
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: up at six in the mornings in coffee instantly as
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: soon as they get out of bed, which that has
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: to be just a crazy combo.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do that.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: I mean you probably, I guess you don't do to
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: calf caffeine. I do.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: I'll do the nicotine right up. Yeah, I'll be nicotine
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: will be the last thing in my mouth before bed,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: first thing in the morning.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well that's how I am too. Yeah, I'm
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: hitting my jewel as I'm falling asleep, and I'm as
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: soon as I open my eyes, I'm grasp I'm looking
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: forward in the bed.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: I'm also eating, so it is like I'll eat quick.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: I'll I'll like, I'll fall asleep with food a lot
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: like it's usually I try and keep it a little healthier,
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: like I'll do a popsicle maybe, yeah, I'll do what
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: is the.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Unhealthy version of that ice cream?
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Like like that two Grandma Guerandma slices the pizza in bed,
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: but like it's it's I can't fall asleep unless I
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: like just eat and what soda has a soda?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I was just about to bring that up, like he
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: and I remember.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: When he because that's on the Son of a Gary,
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: and I remember hearing it. It's a little older, and
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: I remember being like, I don't think eating is good
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: before bed because like I was thinking of it as
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: like it gives you energy. Yeah, and then I don't know,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: something happened with me in the last five years or
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: whatever where it's like I have to eat right away
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: before I falls.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: He tried not doing it, Yeah, and I'll do it.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: I'll probably three nights a week. I'll get in bed
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: and think we're just gonna we're gonna row dog sleep tonight,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: and I'll toss and turn for like an hour and
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll go get.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: A popsicle real quick.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: And I eat popsicle and bro like before that popsicle's gone,
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: I'm out.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: What I wonder what's happening in your body?
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: I get like like like eating.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: I'm doing sugar freeze, I'm doing the outshines.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Really Yeah, eating two slices of pizza before going to
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: bed definitely helps you fall asleep because it just pass out.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: But a popsicle, I can't see that doing anything. I mean,
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: it's just a glass of fucking water, yeah.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Pink water. But pizza doesn't wake you up three hours
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: later within a sofa geo burn.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I do with the mempersol, I do. I get all
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: kinds of stuff going on in there.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: You're going, so you're going two slices of pizza and
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: then some medication to keep you down.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: After No, I do.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Just a trank in the neck.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh yeah, I'm high the whole time too.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Wait, no, but you're taking and you're taping your mouth shut.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to die, man, so you're gonna die. I get.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: I get really Here's what I do. Here's how I
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: fall a sleep, Guys, I get really fucking high. I
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: jammed some carbs in my throat and I taped my mouth. Yeah,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: and I just see if I wake up in the morning.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Taping your mouth shut with pizza like still in your
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: mouth is insane.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how like mobsters would kill people.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: They're gonna find your body one day and there's gonna
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: be like pizza like coming out of your eyeballs, and
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: like it was he choked and there was no other
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: way for it to get out.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Is this a prince situation?
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Just coming out of his nose? Want?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I want to try the mouth tape shut type of ship.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: But I have like a fucking badly deviated septum, So
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I know I need a fucking I know I need
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: some kind of like surgery to fix it, but I
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: I'm worried that people will think that I'm getting the
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: surgery cosmetically, so I'm just not getting it. So I'm
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: just suffering through the fucking deviated sept Let's.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Talk about this because I'm in the same situation.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: You should deviate it.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: And they're like, you should probably get surgery, and and
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: and and they offered to me, which I think is
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: kind of fucked up. And then like, by the way,
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: you can also clean it up a little bit, And
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, no one fucking asked you, dude, Yeah,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: clean up like dirty like and we can. We can
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: probably shave a little bit off that nose too.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: That would be such a disservice to like your future kids,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: if you ever have any. They're like daddy's nose is perfect.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Why am I a monster?
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: But I often give them the paper trail of where
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: they're I have no photos of younger thirty five.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: He's an Aubrey hepperin cute as a bucket nose.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: What do you mean but the like, I want to
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: get the surgery because I I hear like I've been told,
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: it's like it's like a new life.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: It improves your consciousness, breathe differently.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like like literally.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: There's more oxygen to one hemisphere of your brain. Yeah,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: you could like develop new creativity or like reason better.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: So that's obviously super appealing. But I also think it's
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: crazy to let them go in and not fix this.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: If you're in there, right, mind as well fucking fuld
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: the clothes, clean up a little bit.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Right exactly?
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: What am I that kind?
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I can't be that guy.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, getting fucking a nose jobs. Yeah yeah, that would be.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Nuts, that would be crazy.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's easy for you to stay with your cute, little,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: perfect nose.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: I don't have a perfect nose at all. That was
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: just fucking massive, But I do. I do a perfect breathing. Dude,
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: I go to the doctor ninety eight percent or ninety
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: eight ninety eight oxygen level. There must be like eighty five.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm barely breathing. Yeah, Like it's just I think
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: they said one side is like there's only it's like
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: eighty percent blocked or some shit like that.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Mine's com minds clean.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Like if you put your hand under like you just
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: don't feel eric, I'm out of one of money that's
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: in that.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Book I talked about again that I'm sure Francis read
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: as well. They were talking about it's all about breathing
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: and all this stuff, and they said that there was
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: it was a test to be a samurai back in
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: the day before you could be approved to be a samurai.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: They put a feather under your nose and you had
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: to just breathe, and if the feather moved at all,
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: you're not a samurai, so you would have passed. What
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: so you basically get to inhale and exhale so slow,
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: but that's how like that's the best way to breathe
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: is I think I think it's five breaths a minute
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: is what you're supposed to take.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: God damn.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: And so they were like it's really hard to do,
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: but you know how many breaths do you take a minute?
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: On average? Fifteen?
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I would guess more. I mean I've taken like three
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: in this sentence.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you're not talking, like, if you're at
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: if you're at rest, if you're like, if you're like resting,
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: heart rate laying down can't be more than ten breaths
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: a minute, you.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Think, Yeah, I don't know.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've never even fucking measured it. I've never
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: even thought about it before. Wim Hoff that that's like
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: you take like a ton of breasts and then no
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: breast for like a couple of minutes. I just finished that.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fast than ald bit.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: You make yourself hyperventilate and then you can hold your
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: breath for like five minutes after. Have you ever done
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: it and it feels like your body's melting.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's another way people get high. Yeah, people are
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: just like breathing together.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: That's like, how would I imagine Like Heroin is like
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I've only done it once or twice because there was
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: too much. No, no, but it's too much. I didn't
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: I didn't like the hyper mett It felt like I
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: was out of control.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: It does feel out of control, but once you're done
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: with it, you're like, I'm fucking.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: I think I would just pass out.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: It feels like you're going to pass out.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: That's why you do it literally lying down on the
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: floor because people probably do pass out from it. So
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: if you pass out, you're just like going to sleep.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: It's pretty intense.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: It's like this sounds like how I go to bed
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: every night.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're wim hoffing. You're accidentally hoffing.
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• 43:42
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• 43:51
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• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta get back on that. I just finished this, uh,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: this series of Rome on Uh. It was like the
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: old HBO series or whatever. Yeah, and they said Cleopatrick
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: kills herself in it with a with like an asp
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: or whatever, and they said, she takes it's the when
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: the snake bite two. It's forty breaths until until you die.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: That's how they measured it. So that means that like
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: the person who there's somebody who comes round like literally
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: a merchant of death being like you want this to
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: kill you, like this won't be painful, like this will
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: be quick, but like your body will bloat and it'll
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: ruin it like quickest in like like most aesthetic way
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: to do it is getting bit by the snake and
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: it's forty breaths. So they've like counted it out so
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: they've seen enough people die where they like, no, it's
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: just forty breaths and then you're just fucking gone. Was
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: this was this?
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Was Cleopatrick's death? Was it suicide? Or was it?
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: She was punished and had suicide, But it was like
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: an honor like they had just lost the battle and
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: like the enemies were at their gates and so her
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Mark Antony killed himself. Yeah, she handled it honorable death.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: She just put a fucking snake to her titty and
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: fucking that's kind of a sick way to go, snake
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: to titty.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh he probably hurts you think so, Yeah, but
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: like not.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, Mark Anthony, the way he doesn't sound great.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: I don't want to have to have forty more breaths
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: after I kill myself. That's a very good that's like
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: a long ass suicide.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: I do like her being conscious of what her dead
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: body would look like, Like that's bad, bitch. I don't
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: want to be bloated in death. Yeah yeah, I'll juggle
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: drown myself in the niager if I want to get
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: bloated forty bread I.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Mean for a samurai, that's like a good ten minute,
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: fucking ten minutes after the snake bite too.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: But uh, Mark Anthony went out uh, Actually Cleopatra did
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: him dirty. She fucking had her. They won last night
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: of like drinking and like fucking, and they didn't know
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: they were going to do. And then Cleopatra sent her
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: assistant the next morning and was like the queen has
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: killed herself and Mark Anthony was fucking her gave her
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: two children and so and there was like a letter
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: and she was like, she hopes to see you soon.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: And so Mark Anthony woke up. He was basically like,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: this is a good way to cure this hangover. And
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: he fucking had one of his soldiers like hold his
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: knife against his stomach and just pulled it in and
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: fucking stabbed himself, just like stabbed himself up through his
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: heart and just fucking basically disemboweled himself. So I'll take
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: the snake.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why didn't they just hang themselves? They didn't have
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: rope back.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Then hanging themselves. Hanging yourself isn't isn't some fucking peaches
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: and cream way to go. You think hanging yourself is
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: way better than getting the snake bite?
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Dude?
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: You know that? Do you know that less than two
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: percent of suicides are by stabbing? So when people get
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: when people do when people die by getting stabbed. I
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: don't think I did know that he killed themselves by
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: like stabbing themselves to death. They usually assumed that they
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: were murdered or were Japanese suicide. Yeah, because of how
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: brutal it is.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sane.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Why Elliott Smith? They think that he didn't kill him
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: somelthing that his girlfriend killed him?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Interesting?
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: No one?
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: No one thinks that. There's like five people want to
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: think that you're Elliott Smith. You don't know Elliot Smith
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: a singer?
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Really, I don't think so.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: It's like the whole soundtrack of Go Will Hunting.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so coming around here.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna listen to him now though.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great, you know.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I also want to come back to something. I'm pretty
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: sure I said the wrong name of a river, Recedeah. Yeah,
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: it sounded like.
• 47:41
  Speaker 9: It.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: There's a nile and then there's a tiger. Yes, you
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: comb to be a naughty, naughty word.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: I want to be honest. As you were explaining how
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Mark Anthony killed himself, I was too busy in my
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: own head having a pantasic, Like, dude, what the fuck
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: did you just say so. I kind of caught it
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: at the end that he stabbed himself, but I was
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: going like, wait, nope, it's denial. Nope, is that there's
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: I think I said it nice enough that way because
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: it doesn't have to go anywhere.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Right, You're just not the right, perfect, perfect way to dodge.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: I just saw I heard it, and I was like, oh okay.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: I was like, I didn't know there was a river
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: with that name.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: No, you literally combined two real river names. Tigers in
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: the Nile are too.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: I do like that though, just rolling the dice, and
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: I mixed it a little bit of niche air, like
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: it was a couple of couple of different words. That's
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: got to be a river in Egypt, like tiger. He said, like.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: If you said it like the if you said it
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: like tigger, that would be bad. Like you're good to go.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that they named the character from Winnie
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: the poosad. Yeah, for like children learning the English language,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: that's a fucking dubious name.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: To I never even had the realization. I always thought
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: it was just normal because children aren't don't really know
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: the N word. I remember when I first learned the
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: N word dude.
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: It was I heard in a rap song and I
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: was just walking around just spitting it really yeah, And
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: then my parents heard me say it, What is this
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: the piss? Yeah? They said you can't say that, dude.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: I said, I don't give a shit, I'm gonna say it.
• 49:19
  Speaker 10: An they said that the h the When I was
• 49:27
  Speaker 10: a kid, I used to go to my friend's house
• 49:29
  Speaker 10: a lot, and they were kind of white trash, and
• 49:30
  Speaker 10: they would use racial slurs, and one of them was
• 49:35
  Speaker 10: when we were the Chinese food, they would say we're
• 49:38
  Speaker 10: getting blank food and they would use the.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Slur for g word or sea word.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: And I came home after enough Chinese dinners at their
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: house where I was like hey, and I just thought
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: it was normal, and I was like, Mom and dad,
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: can we get blank food for dinner? My mom was
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: like what did you just say? And I was like
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: blank food. She goes, are you kidding me? Do you know?
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Do you do you know what that means?
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: And I was like, no, yeah, likes me chicken.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: And this is a nice moment to kind of maybe
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: have a talk with your son about racial slurs and
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: things like that. She goes it means penis. You want
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: penis food, John Henry, and I was like, oh my god, no.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: And then for like ten more years I thought that
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: word meant penis, Like I was like in college when I.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Started using it way more saying that lacrosse practice, I was.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Like an adult I might have been like seventeen. I've
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: been toward you in high school and I was like, wait,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: that word means what I thought. I thought my whole
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: of it just meant dick.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: That would have been a good rebrand for that word
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: if it means like delicious food and stuff like that.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Like I think that that's like a positive rebrand if
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: you are mentally associating it with fucking kunk about chicken
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Your mom, just your mom just
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: threw your mind in a fucking luke lud, just like.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I don't know what.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: She just didn't want to tell you what it actually met.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: I guess you just didn't want to have a conversation.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: She's probably tired.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not fucking right now.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: I'm going to break down the history behind the racism.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Why is not a bad word. It's just kind of
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: a shortened version because isn't like like I don't even
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: know if I could say, is the J word but
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: gaps thank you?
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's I don't think you don't have
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: to not say that.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Because I think that for some people that's like a
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: naughty word.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Well that's just bad because of World War two, right,
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: But it's just a shortened version of like Japanese. Right, Yeah,
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: it's like Jews.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, like.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Not that bad.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Maybe I didn't even know that was a bad one.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But your your ass might be in
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: the jackpot now.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe we'll see, don't worry. I talked about a river early.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: My great grandmother wouldn't eat Chinese food because she was
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: so racist against Japanese people. Really, her brother was killed
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: in Pear Harbor and she's like, I won't I won't
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: eat it. And I was like, no, it's a completely
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: different They don't like each other either, Like she was
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: cool about though, We're like, you could eat all all
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: the Chinese food wanted. She wasn't going to support you
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: pan like that.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: It's not the money's not going to their mouth.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: It's not like the Catholic Church where it all like
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: funnels back into one.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're sending out your nukes are made by one
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Oma cosa time.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: It's not if you order General sows in East Village,
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: it's going straight back to China. Well, of course we'll
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: take our ten percent.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: We'd have like she'd come over to dinner and she's like,
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: we'd have we ordered Chinese food, and she'd be like, well,
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not eating that, and she just sit at the table. Really,
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, damn, you are committed to this racism
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: because this smells delicious.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: I might get Chinese food after this.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Definitely get yeah.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Food right now.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: I don't even think it's racist of her if her
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: brother was killed, Oh no, yeah, she just ride it
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: for the colors. It's like that gang warfare. At that point,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: she's just like, but I'm not fucking going out like that,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: not wearing blue.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: In terms of all the foods, though, like, if if
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: you're gonna protest one food, I think I'd be fine
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: protesting sushi.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Well because it's just nasty and slimy.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: No. I like sushi, but I could live without having
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: sushi ever again. For sure. Yes, like Sushi's not I'll
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: eat sushi. Sushi's what I'll order when I'm like, I'm
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: gonna be healthy today, right, So you get like I'll
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: get like a fucking I don't know what is the sashimi?
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Some of that it was just the raw fish, Like
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: get some of that, just fish and rice? Uh the uh?
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: I never thought I'd like that. And then Nate's on
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: his own makassa kick. So I've done a couple of
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: makasi's with him.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, is that one where they bring out a new Yeah,
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: it's like one piece every dude. It's like the when
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: do you get to a point where I've done it?
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: And it's like it is certainly towards the end you're like,
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: if can we leave because this is too much? I
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: have the last one? You're and it starts getting gross. Yeah,
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: and by like the fourteenth piece, you're like I'm gonna
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: throw up. And then they hand you something that's got
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: like eggs on it, scallops wrapped in seaweed, and you're
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: like this, I'll throw up if I eat this.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: You definitely walk away feeling like I just like I
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: just ate.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: I just ate every single thing in the sea. I
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: like Barracuda, did you really? Yeah?
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: It was great, But I think that barracuda has a
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: nastier name and perception.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: No, barracuda was one of the good ones.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying barracuda it is just like a long fish.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Like it's not like you think of a barracuda as
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: like a kid or something like that. You think of
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: the blue barracudas, Oh yeahking or that song like, oh barracuda.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Well, for a while, I thought that barracuda was the
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: only fish that had teeth, like they make it out
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: to be, like, oh, that one's scary. They have teeth.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Most fish have teeth, Like striped masks don't have teeth.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: And barracudas are like little bitches. Yeah, they're just like
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: a little like flute, like they're pretty.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: They're pretty big.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Oh maybe I just saw some tiny barracudas.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: I think barracudas can get pretty big, but I think
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: they're pretty smilar in size to like pike. You're the
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: fish guy, and pike have big ass teeth. I got
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: a pike and I picked it up by my finger
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh shit, really yeah.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Some fish have like the fucking like human teeth. Oh yeah,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: And then you go to see the balls.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Oh really, that goes viral like once every three years
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: like this like human teeth and it bites your testicles.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know how real it is. I would guess
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: probably not.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I always get spooked by that. That the ball
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: biers and they thought that some kind of flesh eating
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: bacteria will swill penises.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that is That actually happened to someone I know. Really,
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: they got some sort of bacterial infection from the ocean
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: and they almost did their leg amputable.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: That's what they told their girlfriend. Yeah, it's from the ocean.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: He worked on the water and his leg got fucking huge. Yeah,
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: it's crazy.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Was it?
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Was it gross?
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: I don't really know. I didn't really know much about it.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: It's like my I was like one of my friend's dads.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Then the other fish you always see are the fucking
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: ones that are at like the like twenty thousand.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Feet with like the thing going over.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: And their teeth are literally like a fucking monster. Yeah nightmares. Yeah,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: like the sharpest teeth of all time that are like
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: fucking this long.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't fuck with that stuff at all. I
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: don't fuck with like the deep ocean at all, even
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: like videos of it, I have to turn them off.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I can't watch. That's too scary. That shit
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: scares the fuck out of me.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Like the videos you're seeing that video of the guy
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: going in like the world's deepest pool. Yeah, that shit, Yeah,
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: I think it's more depth with me than it's the
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: animals down here.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: But that shit is like, I think space is way
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: more scary to me, because space, to me, is like
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: a threat, Like there's stuff falling from outer space, black
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: holes you could get sucked into, and stuff in space.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Like there's no threat of the deep ocean. I'm not
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: gonna fall to the bottom.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Of the ocean, but there's a like shark.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying I'll never go down there to like
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: twenty thousand feet. I'll never wind up down there.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: Man, you can go on a cruise or some shit.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: But even if I fall into the ocean, I'm dying
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: before I fucking get all the way down there, Like,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: I'll never be down there.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: If you've got offered to go down there, would you
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: like if like from this podcast, someone reaches out, like
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: I got this submarine.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Go after those fucking bros. Got fucking pancakes and they're
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: a little fucking I would never even.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Space sider it. I consider it if someone hit me
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: up and was like, hey, you want to go on
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: one of those like shark tanks where the fucking I
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: would be like not even.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Not oh, I would do that shark cage for sure.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Not a chance am I doing. I don't even want to,
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Like I would want to see I want to see
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: a great white in person, but I want to see
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: it from like either the shore or from like a dock,
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: or from like a big boat.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: I've reeled the shark in before, but not like a
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: great white. Not great white, but it was like like
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: a I think it was a blue shark, like seven feet.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking huge. That's huge, that's massive.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: It was. I did it the week after the Martha's
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Beenyard Sharking shark competition, and it would have won.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: Really yeah, damn, that's cool.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: There's shark competition.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Is a big shark shark.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: There's a ship ton of sharks of Martha's Vineyard.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: It's like, I think I think this. I think the
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: competition started after Jaws came out, but I think it's
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: kind of like a carry on the tradition. But yeah,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: every summer there's a Martha's Vineyard shark fishing competition.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: How to shark eat nasty? What do you mean, like,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: could people eat it? Does it taste good?
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't think they have. I think
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: they make soup out of the fins, right, Yeah, that's
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: what they do.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: And I don't I don't know if they do that
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: in America.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't think they do. That's super inhumane. They just
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: pull the sharks out, chop off their fins, and throw
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: them back in the water.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, do we kill other animals, Yeah, at least
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: I believe the point is that they'd rather kill them.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, rather than at that point.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: You're I met the shark. Would rather fucking the sharks?
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: Just a torpedo just be lining for the bottom of
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: the ocean.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: There's no way to Yeah, it gets eaten by everything else.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: It's funny because.
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  Speaker 3: Literally, like if someone pulled you out of the water,
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: chopped off all of your limbs, and then just threw
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: you back.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: At the water because you can't like at least you
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: can drown the yeah.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Or something eats them or something. Yeah, that is funny.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I guess that is kind of inhumane. Yeah, but that
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: is it's like we eat fish, uh and like that's
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: completely fine. No one eats sharks because they're disgusting, and
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: people like don't eat dolphins because like they're like beautiful,
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: but they're supposed to be like delicious, and it's inhumane
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: to eat dolphins or something like that.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Is it isn't? I thought I thought mahim he was do,
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: is it not?
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I thought Mahimahi was just like a delicious fish.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: I thought it was a fish too. I'm not sure.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I think I I'm pretty sure you two, but it
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: might be it might have a face like a dolphin
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: kind of though it might be like a little hybrid
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: looking like Mahimah he does have like a dumb kind
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: of punishable face.
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  Speaker 2: I think I only, like you're not only exclusively, but
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: I think most of the time I eat it. I'm
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: in the Bahamas, so I just assume it's dolphin.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but isn't I think that they have like dolphin
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: in Iceland or something like that they offered some places
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: because it's not illegal. But it's like, so you're not supposed.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: To think in Iceland they had some sort of food
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: that you could eat some sort of fish.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Some dolphin or something like that. Yeah, but they're like
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: you should even though they eat it over there, you
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: shouldn't do it because it's inhumane or something.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: They got the oldest sharks in the world in Iceland.
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: Really Yeah, it's like they're like the oldest, like one
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: of the oldest living beings on earth, like megs. No,
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: it's like, uh, like what like Megaladon.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you love action movies.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's like what is it called. It's like
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: the green or funk what is the other? A greenland chark? Yeah,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: and it's uh, they're like three thousand, like the oldest ones,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: like three thousand years old or some ship.
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  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they just have fucking them.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: They're like they're deep as hell one but they're just
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: around there, Yeah, just hanging.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Around gribing megs. Just to be clear, super deep.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: They're not that I don't e're that big though. They're
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: not meg they're.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: So deep they're like, yeah, no, I know, they're below
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: the it's I forget what it's called. But there's like, uh,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: I forget what it is, the level of separation. The
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: megs live below that. Yeah, yeah, if you it's a
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: heat thing, it's a heat thing. The water down there
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: is warmer, and they can't really. But if there's a
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: if there's a whole punctured in that and warm water
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: comes up through here, then the megs can survive.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: In our water.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, and then that's when you gotta call statium.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: I was totally wrong about that.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: That's fine. No one gives a fuck. Actually, there is
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: probably someone at home.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: It's like they lived there like five hundred fuck you,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: you idiot, little someone. Someone is like, I'm actually a
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: shark expert, and listening to this episode made me want
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: to scream.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: I'm actually a shark myself. Yeah, that's not how we
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: want to be represented.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: And also, by the way, SaaS Dress is like, I'm
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: a shark and I will not be talking with a
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: shark expert like you raided his dad's closet.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: Fucking assholes. Fuck them, fucking assholes.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: What time are we at perfect? Oh okay, let's get
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: the fuck out of here.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: All right, we can wrap it up. Thank you for
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: joining us, Thank you for having episode blew by. I
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: thought we were like twenty minutes in, to be honest.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: No, that was great. Appreciate you, bro, You're the fucking man.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Any dates, any dates?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm actually I'm gonna be in Providence, Rhode Island
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: next weekend. So I'm seeing me there.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Comedy Connection, yes, okay, yeah, and watch Out of Order,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Watch out of Order.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Watch I'm going what is that other thing you're doing?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going to Iceland.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: You're going to Iceland next week next weekend?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Shit? Hell yeah.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna be having some dolphin. So if you're
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: in Iceland and say, what's up?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Great brown trout up there?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: I had brown trout up there.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely having some delicious. I'm definitely eating nothing but trout.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: They put some weird sauce on it that I didn't like, though,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: so I had to kind of pick around.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Noted.
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  Speaker 3: Also, everyone will stare at you.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: Why because you're American.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: They'll have no idea, they will they'll have no idea.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: Everywhere you go, people just give you the death stare. Really,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: you'll walk in and people don't talk to each other
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: in Iceland.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cause they're like they have like a ninety nine
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: percent suicide rate.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you walk into a restaurant like with your you'll
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: walk in, are you going with your wife? Like me
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: and my buddies would walk in and we'd be like
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: just having a conversation and we'd walk in and it
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: would be completely silent in a packed restaurant, and they'd
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: all turn and look at you. Really, you'd like, look
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: at these fucking jackasses talking talking.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: It's probably because you and your boys were like fucking
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: rumbling in like a t ball team after pretty much.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like, I mean, you're going into like
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: it's not even like an you're on into like a bar.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: You'd expect it to be like you'd you'd go to
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: a bar, you'd sit at a table. Everyone around you
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: would just be in complete silence, like couples just sitting
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: there with their drink, just being like again another.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: Day, they're all just fucking on acutane.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I expect it, but it's great. It's a fun time.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: I look forward it to being nothing like you said.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: It will have such different experiences.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: I guarantee, where are you going Iceland?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: I know where Iceland? The south coast, south coast, So
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: like Reykievic.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Flying into Recivic and then going south.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: From there, are you going down to keV.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not going all the way over to keV. I'm
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: not trying to spend my time in the city. We
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: got cities in.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: Too many of us. Well, keV is not a city.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Kevlevic bro this, oh keV, I was thinking of another one.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: keV is very close to Raikievic. I don't know.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to the city, so I'm staying in
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: a fucking wilderness. I'm going out there to get in
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: touch with mother nature. It's gonna be sweet.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, good luck. I guess we'll talk about
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: that more on Monday. We're gonna see you twice again
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: before then, so all right, we'll see you guys on Tuesday. Goodbye.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Thank you, gentlemen.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah four, thanks for doing it. M