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• Mid Thought Chris: they get to be that age and ⁓ yeah, ⁓ I definitely felt like I was Yeah, super surprised Yeah, so it'll go bud just buckle up, you know what I'm saying Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. ⁓ yeah, I can't imagine. Just my sweet little innocent, my sweet little innocent daughter right now. She just loves me so much. And it's not going to be that way forever. Mid Thought Chris: It's gone quick. I don't know what you're saying. They'll love you forever. They will. You're a great dad. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, no I am Dude that just seems like such a different lifetime ago graduating from high school Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, 100 % What were okay? So is this back to the singlets? We're going back to the singlets, aren't you? Yeah, you did you had it underneath your gown you had You had it underneath the gown didn't you you were in a singlet underneath your gown just come out with it Hey, did you did you do any homework in the while we were gone? Did you look for those? Mid Thought Eric: I I'm not that old, but I'm getting old. I love that. We are so professional. I'm Eric. Mid Thought Chris: What is up everybody? My name is Chris. That's Eric. Welcome to the MidThought Crisis podcast. Producer Mike, you have absolutely outdone yourself. Show yourself! Show yourself right now! Producer Mike! Mid Thought Eric: Singlets! Singlets? I didn't graduate in a singlet. I had a gown. I had it my gown. Yep. It just kept me all in place. It kept me in place. ⁓ He's here somewhere. Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ There is! ⁓ Mid Thought Eric: He's there. ⁓ There he is. Yes. We have hired a producer. He's got... ⁓ Mid Thought Chris: Absolutely outdone yourself. ⁓ Man, that is so killer. pictures or videos or anything for the massive swaths of people that are probably knocking down our doors trying to... Of course. Mid Thought Eric: So I actually did. ⁓ Mid Thought Chris: We've hired our producer. We have decided to give him 10 % of all of our proceeds 10 % of all of our proceeds he's ⁓ It is we've decided to give him ⁓ you know half at least of what we make at least ⁓ Yeah, so we're super excited Mid Thought Eric: I know, we have deposits in, right? ⁓ I have not found any good pictures. His name is on the royalties. Mid Thought Chris: You haven't found any good pictures. Producer Mike just said 25K in deposits waiting. Mid Thought Eric: No. at least half yes so just just so you know out there boys and girls ladies and gentlemen there's always room there's always somewhere for you ⁓ don't give up on your don't give up on your dreams because all he all he ever wanted to do all he ever wanted to do was be a producer on a on a ⁓ syndicated radio host what does that even mean syndicated I think ⁓ producer Mike gave us a good picture, wherever that went. Mid Thought Chris: You He gave us a good picture of what? ⁓ he did, didn't he? He found one of me in a singlet, even though I've never wrestled or wore a singlet. So I don't know what is going on there. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah! Mid Thought Chris: There's a- Don't give up on your hopes and dreams. You too! Mid Thought Eric: you Yeah and I was also like ⁓ jeesh that was a good 50 pounds lighter then too. Mid Thought Chris: And and and instead I don't I ⁓ there he goes So instead he got working for free for two knuckleheads who are just hitting record every week What'd you say buddy? 50 50 dollar Five zero ⁓ Man last week was fun. That was a good time. What is it last week? Yeah last week's fun. It was a good time Mid Thought Eric: Fifty... $50? Yeah. It's like an intern. It's scary though because she's at that point where it's it's an accomplishment to be graduating and done with school and then like you have everything in front of you though. Like, you know, there's so much unknown, so much unknowns. It's like an intern. Attempt. Or attempt. Mid Thought Chris: He's like an unpaid intern, Only he's a vested member of the Mid-Thought Crisis ⁓ staff. He's one of the families, he's a Mid-Thought family ⁓ member. Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ yes, he's one of the family. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. Into the unknown yeah, it's ⁓ Yeah Surreal and I I just I Just want to go back in time You know like ten years ago and do it all over again so I can hang on to a little bit longer But can't we we can't do that Mid Thought Eric: Yes, for better or worse. ⁓ Yes. You know, it's like, what do do? Mid Thought Chris: Buddy how are you did I see you were you skiing the other what happened just now? What was that? What just came out of you? Are you okay? Do you just it sounded like you just like Mid Thought Eric: but I knew I was going to college and all that stuff. No, I'm good. ⁓ Come on man. I'm rolling up my pant legs. I'm rolling up my pant like it's getting deep No, I was just a simple cough, Chris. Mid Thought Chris: Just a simple cough? It sounded like a demon came out of you. It sounded like a demon came out of you. Are you okay? You have lots of those. Did I see that you went skiing the other day? Did you go skiing one last time? And how did that go? Last time. Mid Thought Eric: Maybe a wet one. Well, have lots of those. Mid Thought Chris: Why'd you roll up your pant legs? Don't do that. Do you your say? Wait, what? Why are you? Why are you rolling up your pant legs? I don't understand the pant leg thing, though. Mid Thought Eric: It's getting deep in here. It's getting deep. I yesterday. It was the last time. It was good. ⁓ It was warm. The conditions actually were better than I thought they would be. ⁓ They start a lot of snow there. Because it's deep, get it? It's getting deep. What you're saying. Mid Thought Chris: I do know what you are saying. Yeah. I, I, it's like, I know what you're saying. It was, was pretty good. Anyway, yeah. So gowns, skiing, what else is going on? It was warm. Mid Thought Eric: It was supposed to be funny. It was supposed to be funny. Mid Thought Chris: Talk to me about your definition of warm. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, no. Okay, yeah. Mmm. It was sunny and you only needed to be in a sweatshirt and it was like maybe 50 some degrees Have you watched any of the baseball, the world baseball classic? Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, 50 something degrees and you're getting choppy already, but that's that's about right, but I think I heard 50 something degrees Give me a thumbs up if that's what I heard from you I've seen some funny videos about it. I've seen some funny videos about it. I can't remember this dude's name, he was kind of... The US team seems pretty stacked, even though... Okay, didn't they lose to Italy the other day? Mid Thought Eric: It's most confused game that I am knowing. Yes, two thumbs up. Two thumbs up. But it always feels a lot harder because the snow, the white snow reflects the sun so much. So when you're on the snow and the sun's out, it gets a lot harder. It feels a lot harder than it actually is. Heh. Mid Thought Chris: 50 something degrees, that's not terrible for up there. Ooh, I know what you're saying. Mid Thought Eric: They did but dude Italy's been good, they're undefeated. They're in the semis tomorrow. Mid Thought Chris: and Italy has an espresso machine in their dugout. I know what saying. I know what you're saying. So did you get... Did you take the kids? Yeah? Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, it's weird though, because if you look at so all these good teams like the Dominican, Italy, Venezuela, you look at their lineup, they're all Major League Baseball players in America. And so it's it's like, you know, Italy, have. ⁓ know, Aaron, Aaron Nola, Aaron Nola was the pitcher for Italy, and he's not Italian. It's like he had one grandmother that was like half Italian. So he's like, I'm going to play for Italy. But it was fun. I went with the kids. Yep, the kids and my dad. had this big area outside and they have this concourse there. But when the weather was nice like that, they had some cornhole things out. S'mores at this big fireplace. had s'mores. Food trucks. Little party. Little party. Mid Thought Chris: Mm-hmm. Nice. Right. Right. Yeah. Peter Lanzo. Ooh, nice. Ooh. What's the cutoff? Like how much of... Okay, this sounds great. This sounds great. And you had a good time. Mid Thought Eric: I think it's just whatever you identify as. Yeah, but no, it was it fun. It was the last time and then there's just there's this restaurant there that took the kids out to dinner at because we were we were done at like four. So. Yeah, good to go to dinner. Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ Okay. Mid Thought Eric: But there is one player, Vinny Pascettino. plays for the Royals, Royals, Kansas City Royals. And Pascettino is a very Italian name. Mid Thought Chris: Okay. What is that the restaurant attached to the slopes or is that a different one? Kansas City of Kansas City. Mid Thought Eric: No, it's it's ⁓ it's about a Maybe a mile away from the resort It's called taverna It's not the barbecue. No, it's not the barbecue spot by right off 16 Not not that look there's this restaurant It's really good food ⁓ There actually is one right there, ⁓ Mid Thought Chris: Yes, but let me guess. Let me guess. He plays for... Mid Thought Eric: But he was, he was, yep. Mid Thought Chris: Is that that barbecue spot? the Ivory Coast. Mid Thought Eric: What the heck is that? No, he plays for Italy. He plays for Italy, he was born and raised in Richmond, Virginia. Mid Thought Chris: I was way off, nope. Cote d'Ivoire or something. ⁓ okay. Okay. He doesn't ⁓ good. At least you play through it Not the barbecue spot. That sounds great. ⁓ okay. Very Italian. Never been to Italy. But he's got a grandma. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, never probably even been to Italy. right there at the off the slopes called Mickey Mickey's Mickey's Tavern. ⁓ But they had right as as the slopes closed they closed. So anyways. ⁓ So yeah that was a nice fun day. Mid Thought Chris: McKees. Mid Thought Eric: But he's got quite an awesome, he's got an Italian name that's pretty awesome. Mid Thought Chris: I mean, he might have. How do we know he's not like first generation or something? Do we know that? I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. Mid Thought Eric: We know that he was born and raised in Richmond, Virginia. Mid Thought Chris: That sounds good, buddy. Awesome. So that was yesterday. So we did no research on this whatsoever. You're guessing that I mean if he was first generation and he like his both of his and his parents came from there. I mean that would be like a pretty legitimate claim to be on that team right. But we did no research. We did no research whatsoever. We're just guessing at this point. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. The snow was really slushy. It was like, you know, cause it's been so warm. So the kids actually did, they actually did a double diamond for the first time. and then they did, ⁓ moguls. It would be. Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ Mid Thought Eric: we're assuming we're using our cognitive biases. Mid Thought Chris: What does that mean? Is that the slow thing? We're using our cognitive biases. Producer Mike, could you tell us if Biscotine Triscuit or whatever the heck his name was, from Italy or if he was from where or if he's, is he like first generation or has his family been here for like hundreds of years? What was his name again? Biscotine Triscuit. That was his name. Producer Mike. Wake up! Mid Thought Eric: Moguls are like they're they're the bumps like the little hills that they put on the slopes So they did they did this for the first time Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, I know what you're saying. Mid Thought Eric: But yeah, it was fun. That was it though. They're closed now. It's too warm. Too warm for skiing. We're not doing that. Vinny, Vinny Pascettino. Mid Thought Chris: Hmm. Mid Thought Eric: Did you see that video? you? Wake up! Come on, we're paying you! You're on the clock! Maybe he got dropped and we don't even know. Like a gang fight. Mid Thought Chris: No more skiing. No more skiing. Not doing that. Mid Thought Eric: No more. till next year. Not till December. Mid Thought Chris: Show yourself! I just spit a little bit. I don't know if you saw that. He got dropped. Like a gang fight. Mid Thought Eric: How about you guys go skiing at all? Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ I went skiing two days ago in fact. ⁓ Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ No, did you see up we've got something there he is Mid Thought Chris: No, it's ⁓ we had ⁓ first rain in quite a while today. That was good. ⁓ Filling up the pool a little bit because the pool is getting a little empty You gotta go out there and fill it up every now and again if we don't have rain. So Not not recently not recently ⁓ I will say this I really enjoy when this happens, but I walked out to let out the let out the dog today the senior citizen one ⁓ ⁓ here we go, here we go. Biscuitine Triscuit. Attended Virginia. Show me his parents, though. Where are his parents from? OK, career, career, personal life. Italian descent. No. Mid Thought Eric: Have you been in the water? It says he's an American. Mm-hmm. personal life. He is Yes. Mid Thought Chris: It was a rainstorm and so Bonnie, our board colleague does not like ⁓ storms. Like she's like, you know, she'll come up on the couch with you and look at you and go, hey man, what's going on right now? What is happening? But the old guy was like, the old guy can't hear a thing and so he's like, I gotta go out, who will ring the bell? And so I went out with him this afternoon and ⁓ on the shore, there's like, you know, we get like, ⁓ Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, well, I'm like German and Irish descent, so you don't see me playing for Germany. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, so... Alright, Biscuitine Triscuit. Yeah, I'm German-Irish, but I mean, there's some Dutch back there. I I should have gone to play for ⁓ the Dutch. Right? You think I could have made it? Mid Thought Eric: I identify as Irish. Help me, Dad. Dutch. Definitely. Mid Thought Chris: Alligators out there that'll sit up on the shore on the other side of our fence. We have a nice little fence that you know kind of Gives a nice barrier so you have the illusion of feeling safe. But ⁓ yeah had a nice little gator up there I haven't seen one out there in a while. So that was fun Yeah, yeah little gator Who is sitting, are the Dutch in it this year or what are they doing? Mid Thought Eric: No, no, but there are some crappy teams man like Brazil sucks at baseball Sorry, if you're from Brazil and you're listening to the show you guys suck at baseball stick to soccer Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Chris: Eric said he could beat the crap out of you in baseball is what he just said. So he challenges you to a pitch off. The Brazilians lost. 12 to 4. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, that was like does show you that does show you that news article of The crocodiles in Australia to show you that there was like yes, there was flooding in Australia like all the ponds and lakes overflowed and So there were just like random crocodiles all through the streets in town everywhere Probably, I mean they lost. The Brazilians lost. They're good at beach volleyball. Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ was like flooding or something, right? Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ They were bad. ⁓ Great Britain is really bad. ⁓ Israel is very bad. were like six teams that really, they never compete. Mid Thought Chris: At baseball? ⁓ I wanted to make a... I almost made a comment about one of those and I'm not going to say which one it is and I'm really glad I didn't. That's premium content. I almost made a comment. And if you're super curious what that comment was going to be... Mid Thought Eric: Ahem. Mid Thought Chris: Dude, crocodiles are like, I think that's like a night and day difference. mean, if you roll up on an alligator, I mean, they're gonna mess you up, like, those saltwater crocodiles, those are just a different, that's a different animal. That is like a, that's a vicious creature that will rip you apart. You know what I'm saying? Mid Thought Eric: That's after dark. That's premium content. Good job, Chris. I'm proud of you. ⁓ yeah. They're mean. They're mean, yeah. They're cranky. So what is it? difference? You can tell because the, the, was it the crocodiles, their teeth? You can see their teeth, right? So how it works. subscribe to the show. We're at the point now where we're bribing. Mid Thought Chris: no, think, like, if you see enough of them, you'd be able to tell. I don't know. I'm not up on my crocodile and alligator recce, but, ⁓ like... Buy me a coffee and I'll tell you. We're bribing people. What really went through his messed up brain there? Mid Thought Eric: They have an underbite or an overbite. One of them has teeth. You can see the teeth. Producer Mike ⁓ we need to know some we need to know which which alligator or Crocodile can you see the teeth sticking out? I think it's crocodile Did you see that? I know I showed it to you, but I send you like five million things and you're looking like two of them. But this was the video. You have to react or it doesn't count. You have to give it a thumbs up or a laugh. You have to give it a You have to give it a laugh emoji. Because if you don't react to it, there's no proof that you. Mid Thought Chris: That is, that is fake news. I look at every single thing that you sent me. Don't you put that on me. I'm not sure if that has anything to do with it, but if you look at a crocodile like they're very kind of like They've kind of their their nose has kind of come to a sharper They're a little bit more triangular in the shape of their jaw You know what I'm saying? And the the alligator just looks the alligator looks like it's just smiling all the time like they're a happy looking a happy-looking lizard Hello Yeah ⁓ Is that a thing? Producer Mike, is that a thing? Is that a thing? I think... Do we really think that if there's no rea... shoot, he said confirmed. Alright, you're right. I think he's just feeling bad for you because your internet sucks. Mid Thought Eric: Hmm. I know you're saying Like, hello, I'm gonna eat you. ⁓ That's good. Yeah, no, it's good. You do. I'm gonna get a I'm gonna get an extension So. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, other than that, so we've got a, I've got a senior in the house this year and yeah, my oldest is a senior in high school and we got her graduation gown the other day and she, she like, oh, what's the word? Yeah, she, she's, what's the word? She like, And it... For your internet! Mid Thought Eric: I an extension. Simmer down. Are we allowed to share videos from the ⁓ Babylon Bee? Hmm. I guess it's getting to be that time. Mid Thought Chris: You talk. scared not scared but she like ambushed me and she ambushed me earlier today because she like knocked on my knocked on my door and I was just walking out of the out of the room and I walked out and she was sitting she was like standing there in her gown and I was like I don't think so. You got me. Mid Thought Eric: Hmm because it's just a fake news site, so they can't have that many problems, We'll put it in the show notes Mid Thought Chris: Don't know producer Mike producer negative we can't do it says negative Mid Thought Eric: We can put the link in the show notes though, It's ⁓ it's the it's the Babylon B does this little session where they have ⁓ They have like this Super woke professor saying basically how bad stereotypes are did you see that one and? They're like eight Pete there are eight people sitting there and he's like, okay out of these four pictures Which one would you think is the terrorist? It's so surreal, Mid Thought Chris: I just like, I froze and like... We can definitely do that. What'd you say buddy? It's insanely surreal. I think the thing that I go to and the thing that I feel most around this time is like, think the thing that I think about the most is like, all right, did I do enough? Am I setting her up well for success? As I'm sitting here counting down the months that she's getting ready to at least have the capability of leaving her house, I just kinda go, I like. Mid Thought Eric: So surreal. That's so surreal. Mid Thought Chris: Right. Right, I think so. Which one is the terrorist? Yes. I died. Mid Thought Eric: And he's got like a bomb vest on and he's got like two grenades in his hand And the other three are just like old women or like a young teenager And he's like he's like the correct answer is it could be any of them You never know Yeah, anyways, I don't know what made me think of that What what you so giggly over there mid-thought Chris Mid Thought Chris: There's nothing that makes you like pop there's nothing more that makes you you know pause and go go backwards I go home my goodness. So what am I what did did I do enough and? It's a pretty surreal time ⁓ For sure. Yeah Yes. Not that one. Yes. Like Catholics. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Those, yeah, dude, it's like a whole different lifetime ago. If you think about when you were like almost ready to graduate high school, it feels like a whole different lifetime. Mid Thought Chris: It was so good. You just never know. ⁓ That was a good stretch. That was good. I don't know you said something about extensions and I was gone You lost me in extensions There it is, thank you for that clarification Mid Thought Eric: I need to extend my internet service. Because the hundreds of dollars I pay to Xfinity a month doesn't get me, apparently, internet that goes... Mid Thought Chris: Wait, how much do you pay for Xtendity? Mid Thought Eric: Hmm, it's like 200 bucks Mid Thought Chris: $200 for Xtunity. Mid Thought Eric: But I have all sorts of stuff. Mid Thought Chris: What else you got? Producer Mike says what? Producer producer Mike pays 85 and he was clear as day. Mid Thought Eric: Like we still have cable and internet cable and stuff. We have. Yeah, but we have two DVRs. Mid Thought Chris: Do they actually record stuff or is it garbled like you are right now? Clear, okay. Mid Thought Eric: And yeah, no, it records clear stuff. ⁓ I get the sports package. I get all the baseball games, all the college football games. ⁓ And then I have. Mid Thought Chris: You have a sports package, okay. How much is your internet? Mid Thought Eric: probably too much for the service I have. Mid Thought Chris: So you're probably paying like $20 for your internet. You're probably the lowest possible internet because you have all that other crap like padded in there. Hey, what's your download speeds? Mid Thought Eric: No, no, it's super fast. It's super fast How do I find that out? Mid Thought Chris: Well, I don't know. You talk to producer Mike after the show and you ask him how to figure that out. Dude, this is great. This is no, not now. You'll get distracted and we need we need all the distract. We need all the focus we can get out of you. I'm not saying what he just said. Hey, do you have his chat open, Eric? Mid Thought Eric: Is this something I can look up? What's it supposed to be? What's a good download speed? you Yeah, I see it. I am ⁓ multitasking. Mid Thought Chris: I am I am appalled right now producer Mike and then Yeah, there's one pretty one gig is good, okay, but if you are if you are if You are living in a 12,000 square foot house like mid thought Eric is is that still? What? Mid Thought Eric: except at about one gig. Is one gig good or bad? Probably bad. Good. All right, I'm going to find this out. I'll take that for action. Mid Thought Chris: Producer Mike says what color is your modem and I'm not sure how why Why would color play a role in here? Why why would that matter when it comes to how fast is internet is? producer Mike I I Am really starting to question our decision and bringing you on board right now if you are if you are bringing color into this Mid Thought Eric: That's such a personal question. You are newly- A newly hired employee already wants to know about my modem. That's very personal. Mid Thought Chris: Already wanting to talk about his modem, already wanting to talk about colors. That is not how we get down over here, all right? Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ It is white who wait there's a white modem wait Mid Thought Chris: Eric. Eric. What? Mid Thought Eric: My modem is white. Mid Thought Chris: What? Mid Thought Eric: You have decent speeds then. Typo. Producer Mike has shown us off the rails. Mid Thought Chris: What does that mean? What we're doing is talking via chat. if you're still here after 20 minutes, then fantastic. Mid Thought Eric: If somebody people are listening to this they're gonna have no idea what's going on All right Okay, so we have the world baseball classic ⁓ We have MLB coming up this starts next week. The Mets are gonna suck again Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ my gosh, this is great. Aaron's Eric's garbage internet. Yep. ⁓ wait. Mid Thought Eric: No, it's good. says it, my modem is good. It's a good color. Mid Thought Chris: Your clarity isn't. ⁓ So what about the Red Sox? How are they supposed to do? Mid Thought Eric: Dude, I think they're gonna have a good year. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah? Tell me more. What do mean? Why? How? Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, I think they have good potential. Mid Thought Chris: Do they have, ⁓ is David Ortiz still hurt or what's his deal? Mid Thought Eric: He he's an announcer Mid Thought Chris: He's an announcer now. What about Johnny Damon? Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ Look, the Red Sox lost their best hitter and didn't replace him, so there's that. Mid Thought Chris: Good luck! Okay, but you just said you think they're gonna do good? Mid Thought Eric: think they're gonna be sneaky yeah they have they have three or four young studs who were like they just came up last year and they either were a little bit inconsistent or they were hurt ⁓ but if those guys can if those guys are good ⁓ they got they got two new pitchers I think they'll be all right they don't have Jacob deGrom Mid Thought Chris: Sneaky, ⁓ Okay, okay, I know what you're saying. if those guys are good. Alright, no de gram, but he's like 72 years old or is his arm is 72 years old Mid Thought Eric: When is his arm gonna fall off? Yeah, let's put the let's take bets from the audience of when his when he's going to need his ninth Tommy John surgery this year. Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ What is that site? Mybookie or something like that, right? Mybookie.com? Hop on there. When does Jacob deGrom's arm fall off? Hey, producer Mike, now that we're talking about this, does Mybookie.com have anything to say about when Jacob deGrom's arm falls off this year? There it is. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Yep, that's him. I give it to at the most gym. again and has to be reattached. Yeah. Show hey show hey Tony. Mid Thought Chris: again. That poor guy is one of the most he's one of the most phenomenal athletes around but then just arm fall off. Mid Thought Eric: Now what about Mike Trout talking about a paper tiger? Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ jeepers. I don't think I've ever seen anything like it. You came down here we saw him. Mid Thought Eric: Do remember the size of his legs? Like his thighs were like tree trunks. Yes you were. His chest, you wanted to see his warm heart. Mid Thought Chris: Yes, I wasn't looking at his legs. was looking at it. I was looking at another body part, but we're not talking about Yes, he does he looked like he had a really nice heart But anyway, yeah tree trunks for legs So sad So sad, uh, what do you uh, do you think about the orioles? Mid Thought Eric: And then he got hurt again. Yeah, they get hurt. That's what you do. ⁓ Where's lost they're gonna suck they're gonna be terrible Mid Thought Chris: Even with Alonzo Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, I mean they'll score more runs, but they don't have any pitching. Mid Thought Chris: He's not going to bring him to the promised land. Mid Thought Eric: No, not the land of milk and honey. No. I don't know man, that was weird. That didn't make sense at all. Mid Thought Chris: No? Not the land of milk and honey? So why did he go over there? What do think? Baltimore doesn't strike me as a city that is like, ooh, you know what? I want to go play in Baltimore. Mid Thought Eric: No, I mean... Mid Thought Chris: How many years did they give him? Do remember? Mid Thought Eric: I want to say like four or five. Mid Thought Chris: Four or five years? Interesting. Mid Thought Eric: That didn't make sense that whole thing that was weird. I thought he was gonna go to the Dodgers like everybody else Mid Thought Chris: No, I mean... Yeah, oh gee, could you imagine? That would have been wild. It may as well. They got everyone else. Everyone. And... Richards. I mean, it might be that too. So many Richards. Oh, it's so good. Mid Thought Eric: Why not? might as well. That team has everybody. Talk about an embarrassment of Richards. Richards. There's so many Richards That's good, that's like ⁓ It's like I was I can't say it. I can't swear that we're gonna lose our family-friendly rating Yeah, it was like the pastor there was like there was that little snippet I gave you earlier today. It was it was a pastor and he said pray ⁓ Mid Thought Chris: I know. Our family-friendly rating. That- Hmm. I know you're saying. Yes. Yes. Could you imagine being that guy up there like trying to have the serious moment with his congregation and he says that? Oh. All the time. All the time. Yes. Yes. Mid Thought Eric: pray for a bulging for the bulging discs but he did not say discs he said something else was bulging There's... Those things show up on my Facebook feed. It'll be like, top 10 worship... Like, top 10 pastor fails. And it'll be things like that. These just say the stupidest things. Mid Thought Chris: Yes. Then they're often words like that too. Yeah. 100 percent. ⁓ Mid Thought Eric: Every time. Disc, if you're saying disc, that's a dangerous proposition right there. Mid Thought Chris: I mean that's a bold move in and of itself. mean you gotta be really, I mean if you're saying discs, you should be calculated, you should be confident, and you should have that one queued up and ready to go. You should have rehearsed that, right? Mid Thought Eric: Mm-hmm. Yes, and you should you should you should pause and make sure what what comes out is the right word Mid Thought Chris: You should enunciate every little syllable of that word that you're saying, right? You know what saying? Mid Thought Eric: I know what you're saying, you don't gotta keep asking. Mid Thought Chris: Alright, I'm sorry. ⁓ Cool, man. Which one? The South Park one? Mid Thought Eric: We need to put that link in the show notes too. Butters goes to gangster camp. Mid Thought Chris: Butterscotch. You know what saying? Yes. Didn't he stop? No, he didn't stop the violence between the... Is he the one that stopped the violence between the Bloods and the Crips? I don't remember. Who was that? Mid Thought Eric: It was a convention. It was a was a pimp convention And he was taking notes he was taking notes ⁓ I don't know, but this one was a pimp convention. It was not this episode. Mid Thought Chris: Or am I confusing episodes? Yeah, that's right. where he rolls in there and they're all like, who are you? ⁓ that's good stuff. Sweet man. Well, Mid Thought Eric: Mm-hmm. Yeah, should we get into some news? Mid Thought Chris: Maybe let's get into some a little bit of news hole in a nonsense. You or me. Who's starting? Who's starting? Mid Thought Eric: The news the newsy news producer Mike surprise us stir something up there. Do you want first? Mid Thought Chris: throw something up there who do you want this is great but I can't tell you how much this is great to not did not have to go searching for an article right now this is incredible this is me buddy all right bye a little bit of news hold on a nonsense it's not really news more like you brought in the idea last week of a factoid which I freaking loved this right here is something that I don't think gets enough attention Mid Thought Eric: I'm willing and able. But you'd... Ooh, a factoid. Mid Thought Chris: Eric, how familiar are you with the ornithological community? Mid Thought Eric: What? Mid Thought Chris: Ornithological did I say that producer Mike? Did I say that right ornithological? Ornithological community did I say that right? Zero familiarity. I've never heard the word ⁓ Bird names are some of the most fascinating things I've ever seen before it's almost as if the ornithological community aka What is ornithological community mean? Does that mean the study of birds? Is that what that means? Mid Thought Eric: I zero zero familiarity. I've never heard that word No, it's orthodontist. It's like the dentist. It's orthodontist. Mid Thought Chris: Dorothy, that's not what ornithological means. I'm saying it wrong, I guarantee it. All right, anyway, all right, so we've got 28 names, funny bird names that, I mean, some of them are, mean, ⁓ these are gold. All right, keep going down. First one is, I think, one of my favorites, the Satanic Night Jar. Mid Thought Eric: It sounds like that. DoDoWord. I can't see anything on that. Mid Thought Chris: That is the name of an actual... You can't see anything on that? What do mean? ⁓ jeez. I'm seeing that. And I think the audience is gonna see it. But there's a bird and it's called a satan... It's called a satanic nightjar. ⁓ Next bird is called... Mid Thought Eric: It's just a black box. Alright, that's what counts. Next bird! Mid Thought Chris: Next bird is called a booby. ⁓ Boobies are the bird species that can be singled out for the blue feet, ⁓ a feature that only the males have. ⁓ The bluer they have the better. So if you have very blue feet, apparently you are considered quite the stud. ⁓ Producer Mike, what are you circling right now? ⁓ Number three is called little buster. Mid Thought Eric: I like that bird. Mmm. So wait, where do the boobies live? Mid Thought Chris: Little Bustard. Yeah, it's very close. Where do the boobies live? Go back. Go back up. Boobies are the bird species. Do we have a location for the boobies? We don't have a location. We can can research that and get back to you. ⁓ I have the reaction. ⁓ Little Bustard. Yeah, that guy. Eric, you're not seeing any of that. Mid Thought Eric: I need to know. All right, take that for action. No, I always see it as a black ⁓ box. Mid Thought Chris: That's so disappointing because these are great This next one is called the ready for this dick sizzle Dick sizzle and The the there's a bunch of funny for the audio listeners is a bunch of funny like social media posts with like the picture of the bird and then the name underneath it and The caption here is our ornithologist ornithologist Mid Thought Eric: ready that sounds like gangster talk Mid Thought Chris: pathologists. OK. Or is it on us? Yeah, are orthodontists OK? And they're most certainly not next one. And ⁓ tiny Sky Tyrant keep going. We'll go in rapid succession here. Go away bird. ⁓ Pendulum tit. They do the horn screamer. Mid Thought Eric: Orthodontists. Hahaha, Sky Tyrant. Go away. They live next to the boobies. Mid Thought Chris: The fluffy backed tit babbler. ⁓ Sad flycatcher. ⁓ Smew. Sambre, Sambre tit. ⁓ Typical swifts. Typical, just typical. European shag and the list. Mid Thought Eric: me Lots of tits. Taylor Swift. Mid Thought Chris: goes on and on and on with these incredible names. Producer Mike is going to put this link to this article in the show notes. Are you producer Mike? Nod your head if nod your head. He's nodding his head. He's moving the article up and down. All right. Fantastic. Spangled Drongo. Yeah. The names go on and on. They're great. It's a little factoid. I don't know. And so. Mid Thought Eric: Shaggy. Great birds. Yes, he is. Who thought of this stuff? Mid Thought Chris: I would be curious to do some research on what goes into naming these things. Yeah, that'd be fun. Anyway. Mid Thought Eric: So in the bird kingdom, I'm pretty sure that the males are the colorful ones. the females are just like the boring brown. Mid Thought Chris: More flamboyant for sure. They're boring ones because, well, I wouldn't call them boring. Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: Well I'm thinking about mallards and mallards and ducks and ⁓ cardinal cardinal, ⁓ male cardinals, red. Why is that? Mid Thought Chris: Yeah. Yep. It is typically, I've heard this, I don't know if it's true or not, so I'm just pulling this out of somewhere. But I've heard that it is because the females of the species are keeping the eggs warm and don't want to necessarily be flamboyant and drawing attention to themselves. I've heard that to be true. I don't know if that's the case. I'm not a psychologist like you two, but. Mid Thought Eric: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. ⁓ you're so smart. You are so smart. Is that what they teach you at Liberty? Mid Thought Chris: Online school. right. Yeah. Mid Thought Eric: No, that makes sense. thought it was like I thought it was like the males had to to compete for the females attention and so like their their colors and stuff. It's like look at me. My tail is green and red so Mid Thought Chris: That might be the case as well. That might be the case. Alright, producer Mike got some data. Male birds are typically more colorful than females due to sexual selection where vibrant plumage acts as a signal to attract mates ⁓ and establish dominance. ⁓ Females often select brighter males as they indicate superior health, genetics and diet while the females remain dull colored to blend in with their environment and avoid predators while nesting. I'm half right. Mid Thought Eric: We were both right we were both right man together we had a hundred percent answers No, I think that's ⁓ For the males to do the dishes is what he met Mid Thought Chris: We were both right. That's why we're such a great match, you and I. I'm not saying what Producer Mike just said. ⁓ Producer Mike said, or doing the dishes. ⁓ Careful what you put on there, buddy. All right. MidThought Eric, are you next? Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ I think it would add another layer of ⁓ interest in the show if ⁓ producer Mike would lend his voice on such occasions instead of the answers that you posted there, producer Mike are very good, but if you would speak them into existence, ⁓ I think that would be good. Because when you listen to the radio and stuff, yes, so don't be shy. Mid Thought Chris: Ooh. Ooh. Especially those long ones like that. Mid Thought Eric: Mike don't be shy and feel free to feel free to opine ⁓ when when you have When you have stuff like that, okay ⁓ I heard this can you see that Chris or is it all? Mid Thought Chris: Don't be shy, Producer Mike. Show yourself. He said opine. Okay, who do we got? ⁓ boy, I can see that Eric. Can you see that? Mid Thought Eric: I can see it. So I heard this in the news the other day and I'm not really sure. First of all, wasn't aware of both of these things. I wasn't aware that their whole milk is like making, I don't know if I'm a come back straight term, but people are on like a whole milk kick. And there are certain segments of society. Mid Thought Chris: You can see it. ⁓ fantastic. Ha! Okay. Mid Thought Eric: who are saying that ⁓ it's all racism and that it's an alt-right. To promote milk, to promote white supremacy, you have to drink ⁓ whole milk. ⁓ No, that was not on my radar. Mid Thought Chris: What? Huh. You didn't know that, Eric. Just kidding. Huh. I'm just playing. Mid Thought Eric: So I don't know what to do. Like, should we drink whole milk? Should we not? I don't really drink milk to begin with. I'm not a milk drinker. ⁓ it, let's see, it stirs up my innards, so to say. ⁓ Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, same. Tell me more, what do mean by that? Mid Thought Eric: Milk just kind of like upsets my stomach. It kind of gives me the diarrhea. Mid Thought Chris: So what, what, ⁓ what happens? Mid Thought Eric: Just get all loosened up inside Mid Thought Chris: So if you need to push something out, you're like, all right, Derry, here we go. Mid Thought Eric: I like, do like whole, if I were to drink a glass of milk it would be whole milk. ⁓ Pretty much the only time I drink milk is with cereal. Mid Thought Chris: Hmm. Can you, do you have cereal often or no? Mid Thought Eric: No. No. But yeah, that's Mid Thought Chris: No? Okay. How often do you have cereal? Mid Thought Eric: maybe once a week, like on a week, like at a Saturday or something. Mid Thought Chris: Is that after a long weekend of ⁓ beverage tasting? Mid Thought Eric: No. Mid Thought Chris: No, it's not them. Just you feel like it. I wasn't it wasn't an assumption. It was just I was just curious. Or Waffle House. Dude, I you you told me to wait. You told me to wait, but I'm dying to go. I want to go. I want that to be our special time. OK, so. Mid Thought Eric: No, no, that's quite an assumption to make. That's when I go to Denny's. That's when I go to Denny's. You haven't been to a Waffle House yet, have you? Don't go. Don't go. Yes, I want you to wait. I want that to be our special moment. You save. I want you to save yourself for me. Mid Thought Chris: I will save my Waffle House self for you. Mid Thought Eric: Hehehehehe you Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ I hope these make some funny reels. This is good Okay, so can you tell me more about why ⁓ we lost the article? ⁓ what made ⁓ What makes drinking whole milk racist? What was there? was the premise of that article? Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. I have no idea. think that ⁓ Go ahead producer Mike screw up screw up there to the top there. Let's see what it says Something about anti-vegan agenda Mid Thought Chris: It's anti-vegan. Neo-Nazis. ⁓ OK. Mid Thought Eric: Mmm... Yeah, so basically. ⁓ I I guess the theory is like in the initial, I don't know, like post segregation and stuff, I guess the whole milk costs a little bit more than the other milk. And I guess people could have been trying to use that as a racism thing. ⁓ All right, here we go. All right, rhetoric. ⁓ Mid Thought Chris: Okay. Huh, interesting. Mid Thought Eric: Milk has long been used as a symbol. Mid Thought Chris: shapers. Mid Thought Eric: for A tool of oppression and exploitation and even the verb to milk means to exploit Mid Thought Chris: okay then. Mid Thought Eric: And there's a long history of association between dairy milk and white supremacy as legal scholar Andrea Freeman explores. She traces the link all the way back a century ago with official U.S. government documentations from the 20s suggesting a link between white people, milk drinkers and superior intellect. It's so crazy. I can't even take it seriously. Like these people actually think this. Yeah. Of all the things that Mid Thought Chris: Milk. I don't know. Milk. Mid Thought Eric: Of all the things that I've seen of ⁓ people accused of being racist, this one I never would have thought it would have happened like this. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, no, not at all. The nutritionally perfect white drink was symbolically linked to the white skin bodies that were better able to digest it due to a genetic mutation known as lactase persistence. ⁓ all right. Mid Thought Eric: So. That's the most confused article that I'm knowing. Mid Thought Chris: Very well. Yeah, 100%. That's pretty fun. That's a good one. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, so that was that was just no I heard that I Heard it somewhere and then I was like I got a like is this really a thing and it was I googled like I googled whole milk and then it it Auto filled it to something like whole milk racist or something like that. I didn't finish So yeah, whole milk is how much is it and then I have a I have another story Oh, here's another this same one same art another article for the same one Mid Thought Chris: Nice. Mid Thought Eric: The recent effort to glorify whole milk is tainted by racism. Mid Thought Chris: Alright. Who's that by? That is by Arthur Kaplan. PhD. Mid Thought Eric: I wasn't really aware that, like this... With a PhD, yeah. So, yeah, you can do a lot of stuff when you have a PhD. Bioethics today. Mid Thought Chris: Hmm, alright. Mid Thought Eric: So right now the current federal government, food and drug FDA ⁓ is promoting white milk. I think it's an RFK Jr. Because he drinks white milk or he drinks whole milk and does pushups. ⁓ And so I think he's pushing the whole ⁓ whole milk thing, the whole whole milk. ⁓ Mid Thought Chris: Hmm. See, you just said it. He drinks white milk. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, so people are making it about everything to suit their agenda. Mid Thought Chris: Hmm, alright. Mid Thought Eric: Weird, Mid Thought Chris: That's, that's, I don't quite, I don't, I don't, I'm not gonna pretend to understand that one, but. Mid Thought Eric: That's, yeah, that's weird. ⁓ So what do we do now? Is it joke time? I tell a joke? Oh, yeah, one more article. One more article. There was a lady here in Maryland. won a $50,000 lottery prize twice. $30 in three months. Twice in three months. Mid Thought Chris: Oh, you got one more. What do you got? What? 50 Dara! What? I didn't think you could play that often. I thought you had to wait like a certain period of time in between playing. Is that not the case? You can play as often as you want? Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, you can play as well. So the odds of winning go up a little bit there, producer Mike. The odds of winning $50,000, $50,000 is where'd it go? Down a little bit, down a little bit. Keep going. Right there. The odds are one in five, 75,757, right? is it? Half a million. Mid Thought Chris: So you're saying there's a chance. Mid Thought Eric: Basically one and a half a million to win once she won twice in She won twice in three months Mid Thought Chris: Huh. So she's in Maryland? Mid Thought Eric: What do you odds of that be? What kind of mathematicians do we have? Yeah. Mid Thought Chris: How much do they take? How much do they how much taxes were taken out of 100 K? Mid Thought Eric: Probably 50 % at least. Mid Thought Chris: Is that 50 %? Producer Mike, can you find that out for us? How much taxes were taken out of those winnings? Mid Thought Eric: probably. So if it's one and... Mid Thought Chris: The 100k. Mid Thought Eric: Here we go. All right. So while he researches this so she won fifty thousand dollars she won two of the fifty thousand dollar top prizes in the bonus match five game within three months once in December once in February defying odds of those one in five hundred seventy five thousand seven hundred fifty seven for one to run to win two of them combined the odds are one in three hundred thirty one billion Mid Thought Chris: Mm-hmm. Mid Thought Eric: with a B. Mid Thought Chris: Holy crap. So you're saying there's a chance. Mid Thought Eric: There's always a chance. She used the same numbers, but times. Mid Thought Chris: There's always a chance. What? The same numbers got it? Huh. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, she had to pick three numbers. She picked the same ones. Mid Thought Chris: That's wild. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah, isn't that crazy? That's a lot of money. Mid Thought Chris: how much we're taking out in taxes. Mid Thought Eric: I'm saying at least 50, 60k. Mid Thought Chris: Wait, you're joking. ⁓ she has 60k left. Mid Thought Eric: So 40%. Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ Is that because of the type of winnings it was or is that because of where it is is that like because of the income tax in Maryland that have been different like Mid Thought Eric: Let's take it out. Wait, Producer Mike, she won $50,000. How can she have $60,000 left? Mid Thought Chris: Income tax bracket plus state tax. this. ⁓ geez. No, that was of the 100 K that she won because she won. Yeah, so. Mid Thought Eric: Oh, okay, yeah. So, yeah, so 40%. I took out 40%. Mid Thought Chris: And that's income tax bracket plus the state tax. So if she were to go, ⁓ jeez, I can't even do. Did you hear that? This is not a political thing. This is an observation to hear. ⁓ Was it Washington? Is Washington just voted to have a state income tax of like 10 percent? They they went from like I think it was zero. Correct me if I'm wrong. producer Mike, they went from like zero to like nearly 10 % in income tax. I think it I think it's Washington. Well, I mean some knuckleheads did. But could you imagine like I'm not sure if it was put out to the public or not. But like could you imagine going from zero to 10 % of your earnings like are now like you go from like whatever the federal government is taking, what are they taking like 30 or 40 % of your earnings? Right. Mid Thought Eric: And they voted for that? No, mean, like it was a, yeah. That's pretty crazy. Mm-hmm, yeah. Mid Thought Chris: What are they taking from you? They take like 30 or right? ⁓ Yeah. So depending on how much you make, but then also a 10 % income state income tax. Mid Thought Eric: Well, it depends on your income bracket. Yeah. It's a progressive tax code. Washington is one of those places where like... ⁓ It's like super remote and most of it's pretty just chill and then have a few big cities like Seattle and stuff that run the show Yeah, same thing with Oregon Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, yep, that kind of drive it towards a certain way. Yeah. Yeah. Was that ⁓ producer Mike, was I right? Was that was that 10 % and was it Washington? Mid Thought Eric: Like Oregon's a beautiful place. Hey, speaking of states, I heard this cool fact toy the other day. Mid Thought Chris: Cool facts with that man. Mid Thought Eric: So which state is the easternmost state in the United States? Mid Thought Chris: That would be main Mid Thought Eric: No, no, that's wrong. That's answer is wrong. Mid Thought Chris: Easternmost. State like one of the fifty we're not talking territories. We're not doing Mid Thought Eric: Yes. No Guam. Mid Thought Chris: Yeah, we're not doing territories. Mid Thought Eric: No states. Mid Thought Chris: state eastern most eastern eastern most state Mid Thought Eric: It's a trick, it's kind of a trick question. You would never think of it. Mid Thought Chris: Easternmost state. ⁓ is that? Is this some stupid like ⁓ Hawaii's actually the easternmost state Mid Thought Eric: It's it's actually Alaska Mid Thought Chris: Is that what you're doing to me right now? Alaska is your machine even though it's west of where we are right now. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. Yeah, the answer is Alaska. Mid Thought Chris: I don't think, I don't agree. ⁓ Mid Thought Eric: Because the hemisphere line is somewhere, there's some little part in Alaska that's east, if you look at it from a globe. So yeah, that was a tough one, wasn't it? Mid Thought Chris: Mm. Mm. Producer Mike said seven percent increase to capital gains in Washington producer Mike capital gains State income tax. I thought they they went like they had a crazy increase federal is that federal? Mid Thought Eric: Capital gains? That's to be a but that's not income tax. Capital gains is like, but that's weird. So that's one of those weird ones that they're like, all the liberal senators are saying that like you should, you should tax capital gains yearly. I'm like, that's, that's nuts. It's not, it's not income until you actually do something with it. Mid Thought Chris: Hmm. Yeah, I don't know. I what you're saying. I do know what you were saying. Yeah. Sweet man. What else we got? Neither here nor there. All right. We've got birds. We've got we've got racist white milk. ⁓ We got racist white milk. We've got producer Mike. ⁓ Mid Thought Eric: Right? But anyways, that's neither here nor there. Colorful birds, lots of tits, tit birds. So here's an embarrassing story. ⁓ I was writing an email to ⁓ some superiors, some supervisors. Mid Thought Chris: You have another story. ⁓ I'm here. to. Hmm, okay. Mid Thought Eric: And it was a two word email actually three word email. It was supposed to be It was supposed It was supposed to be Got it. Thanks Mid Thought Chris: You didn't. Post to be. It was post to be. ⁓ no. Mid Thought Eric: But the space. Mid Thought Chris: Should I take a guess of what you? Go to it. It's a good hit. Mid Thought Eric: Did that say got it? Yes. yes. spell check didn't catch it, of course, because technically it was spelled correctly. ⁓ Yeah. Go tit. Thanks. Mid Thought Chris: You said go tit, thanks. Oh, you still have a job, right? Of course not. Go Ted! I understand, thank you. Go Ted! Mid Thought Eric: So yes, I'm not trying to do God it anymore. I don't trust it. Go tip. Go tip, thanks. So one of them is, he's pretty high up in the government, but he's super chill and acts like us. And I pass him in the bathroom. He's like, go tit, Eric. Go tit, huh? Yeah, it's one of those I'm like, man, how do I get that back? Retract. Recall message. Recall. And it never works. Mid Thought Chris: Mm. Eric goes and crawls into a corner Recall never works. Sorry, can't do that. Mid Thought Eric: Cause you know if somebody is, cause you always get the, you always get the question, right? It's like, Chris is trying to recall this message. Do you want to yes or no? You always know there's a reason for that. No, I want to read go to it. Right. It's always one of those things. So yes, the world's most embarrassing typo. Mid Thought Chris: You're like, you're like, you're like, the heck he does. Declined. Why did he want to recall this? I need to know what this is. I'm Hmm. Hey, do you have any more of those? What else do you have for world's most embarrassing typo? I mean that's pretty significant. That's a pretty good one. Mid Thought Eric: That was like a week or two ago. I just thought of it. Go to it. Mid Thought Chris: Hey audience, call into the show if you have a really embarrassing typo. Producer Mike. Caller number nine. Yeah, I had a time when I sent an email. Mid Thought Eric: Producer Mike has all nine lines open. Color number nine. You Yeah, that's pretty bad. Good tip. Mid Thought Chris: To somebody who claimed to be a Nigerian prince that was trying to send me money. Mid Thought Eric: Or like, ⁓ yeah, I don't know what's worse, the pastor saying bulging disc or go to it. Yep. No more Goddits. Mid Thought Chris: Dude, or go tit. Audience, call into the show. Which one do you think is worse? Go tit or bulging discs? What do we think? Producer Mike, which one do you think is worse? Mid Thought Eric: That wasn't desks. He meant to say bulging disc, but he said bulging something else. Mid Thought Chris: He did. He did say bulging something else. I mean, take into it, mean, had Eric's audience was what, two people? And that dude said it in front of a couple hundred people. So I mean, there's probably some, there's a little bit of a, you know, an audience factor there, but I think he stopped and had this look on his face like. Mid Thought Eric: That's good. Yeah. But did they even notice it? I bet they noticed it for sure. No, no, I meant disk, disk. Yes. There was ⁓ a significant ⁓ re-redo of the pronunciation of that. Mid Thought Chris: I admit, I think he quickly tried to pull it back. Bulging disk is brutal, yes. No, no, no, I said disc. There's a couple other ones that are gold. We might have to share some other ones too. ⁓ The Internet is, it has its advantages, that's for sure. Sweet man. I don't know about you, are you out of brain cells? I'm out of brain cells. Mid Thought Eric: desk ⁓ ⁓ they're everywhere. The internet is great. Yes, yes it does. Yes it does. All right. ⁓ There was a news article about somebody robbed a midget Just see that somebody robbed a pigeon I didn't know anyone could stoop so low Mid Thought Chris: Can you say that? Can you say that? Can you say that? Mid Thought Eric: Unbelievable. Mid Thought Chris: You Mid Thought Eric: Unbelievable. Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ for real. Mid Thought Eric: Come on, are my sound effects, producer? We're not paying you the big bucks for nothing. Mid Thought Chris: I think he's He's dying over there. ⁓ Producer Mike, know Mid Thought Eric: ⁓ wait, Producer Mike says at least he had someone to look up to. Mid Thought Chris: You can't just... ⁓ man. Well that was fun. That was great. Joke time with Eric. Mid Thought Eric: All right, that's good Talking about talking about animals. We're talking about the animals. What do you get with you cross? ⁓ when you When you cross it, this is just a stupid one when you cross ⁓ a an angry goat ⁓ with a ⁓ very upset cow Mid Thought Chris: ⁓ boy. ⁓ ho ho! Go tip. Mid Thought Eric: Yeah. You get a bad mood. That's pretty dumb, wasn't it? Mid Thought Chris: Uhhh, yawn. Mid Thought Eric: Coat it. Mid Thought Chris: Producer Mike said, wow. I know, right? That was terrible. ⁓ it so bad. Mid Thought Eric: Wow! was rough. Alright, I think that's it. I think we're done. Mid Thought Chris: That's all the brain cells I got. Mine are shot as well. All right, our friend. That intro was super fun. Producer Mike, you've truly outdone yourself. That's all the brain cells we've got. So long, little doves. Have a great week. Farewell. Mid Thought Eric: Minor shot. I'm excited for this new intro of ours. That's great. We'll see you next time. Goodbye. Farewell.