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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show April 29th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: And we get underway another new hour insensitivity training for
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  Speaker 2: a politically correct world. What hee, Greg Menace grad phones
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  Speaker 2: open eight four, text us over to two two nine
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  Speaker 2: eight seven. I tell you, like iPhone, him, Android, PlayStation
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  Speaker 2: and Xbox, people have taken side.
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  Speaker 3: Of the whole.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Tyler and Morgan these things. Yeah, but like
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  Speaker 2: the Tyler and Morgan people have their camps. Yeah, passionate like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: you guys are being too easy on Tyler. Oh, you
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  Speaker 2: guys are being too easy on Morgan. This one like
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  Speaker 2: that just came in sixty six to one. You guys
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  Speaker 2: are a holes, nothing but good stuff and shout outs
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  Speaker 2: about Morgan even though she's been a bitch about this
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  Speaker 2: whole time, just issuing on Tyler when Morgan brought all
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  Speaker 2: this upon herself, she's the only person you guys caddle.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think that we've coddled you? No, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think so.
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  Speaker 4: That's my personal opinion.
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  Speaker 2: But I think we've been fair on both sides.
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  Speaker 5: You're extremely fair.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, person, leave a voicemail that you hate me?
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  Speaker 2: Then, like, where are they at parties?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 2: I think I think we've been completely fair on both sides.
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  Speaker 2: We told you where we thought you were messing up.
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  Speaker 2: We told Tyler where he thought he was messing up, like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, not giving you the thirty days as an example,
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  Speaker 2: you know, things like that for you. I said, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I think you're being maybe you know, you're kind of
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  Speaker 2: getting a little uh, you know, creeped out or whatever
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  Speaker 2: about this. You guys made it out. He took a shot.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's over that kind of thing, right, right, We've
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  Speaker 2: told you, both of you being kind of big babies,
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  Speaker 2: you know. Like so, I think we've been very fair.
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  Speaker 2: We've been very fair. But it's funny, man. People are
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  Speaker 2: just in there. They're in their camp style.
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  Speaker 4: See the messages I get on social media.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's it's all right, it's all right, but hey,
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  Speaker 2: send your text over. Yeah afterwards, voicemails even better. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: anytime after the show eight seven seven forty for Woodie Man,
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  Speaker 2: we've got some bitchb tripping stories. Oh no, there's there's
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  Speaker 2: some really good ones. We're gonna we're gonna get to that.
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  Speaker 2: And a couple like real Shysters, one that you listened
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  Speaker 2: to a whole podcast about. Yeah, I've heard you talking
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  Speaker 2: to Greg about it, like that story has anybody, Oh
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  Speaker 2: for sure. Has anybody had relationship where somebody just like
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  Speaker 2: over the top, fabricated whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Like oh, of course, like megalized left and right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but on real serious stuff like my ex girlfriend Yanna, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: she guys hated. She takes the cake. That was the
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  Speaker 2: craziest person.
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  Speaker 6: I never met the person. You didn't meet her, No,
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  Speaker 6: she was out by the time we started hanging out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: but I she was she Yeah, but she was a legend.
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  Speaker 2: She is the one.
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  Speaker 5: She made up.
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  Speaker 2: She made up having cancer cancer. She told me she
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  Speaker 2: was going through cancer treatment.
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  Speaker 3: She said stuff about her sister that wasn't true.
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  Speaker 2: She said that her sister died because she got in
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  Speaker 2: an accident with a drunk driver who was And this
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  Speaker 2: is to the detail that she went not only did
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  Speaker 2: her sister die, but her sister was killed by a
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  Speaker 2: drunk driver who was a soldier that had just gotten
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  Speaker 2: back from deployment. That's very specific. And she found out
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  Speaker 2: because in the accident, her sister's cell phone was thrown
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  Speaker 2: from the wreckage and person, a person who witnessed it
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  Speaker 2: picked it up on the side of the road and
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  Speaker 2: and and called the contact that said, sister, I'm like
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  Speaker 2: you were in her phone as sister like, I have
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  Speaker 2: my sister, and there was Robin and I know that's
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  Speaker 2: my sister.
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  Speaker 7: You don't have to be like.
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  Speaker 2: And so you know, because I know it sounds weird
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  Speaker 2: for me and you guys, well you remember Greg, like
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  Speaker 2: I was, so I didn't I didn't want to call
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  Speaker 2: BS in case and the off chance it was true
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  Speaker 2: and I was trying to have I was on this
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  Speaker 2: fence of like want to have empathy, but I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: this doesn't add up.
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  Speaker 3: She was nuts, something might be false memory syndrome. Wasn't
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  Speaker 3: there something about it? Stolen watch?
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  Speaker 5: She stole?
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  Speaker 2: No, no no or something? No no no, she said,
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  Speaker 2: I guess she owed somebody money because the dead sister.
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  Speaker 2: The reason I found out the sister was alive.
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  Speaker 7: Oh so she did have a sister.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah she did. So the sister called me. This is
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  Speaker 2: way after we broke up. This is like a year
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  Speaker 2: plus after we broke up. She called me and said, oh, hey,
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  Speaker 2: this is Yanna's sister. I go, what I go?
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  Speaker 5: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: I said all right, and she's like, well what I go?
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you a second. What can I what can
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  Speaker 2: I do for you?
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  Speaker 7: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: So she owes me money. But she says that the
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  Speaker 2: reason she can't pay me is because she got a
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  Speaker 2: tax refund, like from filing her taxes, and that I
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  Speaker 2: took her check and I cashed it and kept it
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  Speaker 2: because it had been sent to because she was living
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  Speaker 2: with me at the time, it had gotten to my address,
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  Speaker 2: and so when I got it, I just cashed it
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  Speaker 2: and kept it.
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  Speaker 7: I guess that's super easy to do what somebody else's name.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, I don't in any way, shape or
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  Speaker 2: form need her money, nor would I ever do something
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  Speaker 2: like that. But also crazy that you're calling me because
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  Speaker 2: I was told you were dead and I said, a miracle.
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  Speaker 2: So the person that told you that is the same
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  Speaker 2: person that told me that you died.
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  Speaker 3: So how do you take that information?
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  Speaker 2: She's like, are you kidding? She goes, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: I figured that was the case. I figured that was
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  Speaker 2: the case. What she was telling me was not true
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  Speaker 2: about the check. She knows her sister, Yeah, she was nuts.
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  Speaker 2: And then the last I heard, didn't we look her
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  Speaker 2: up at some point? She's a kindergarten teacher.
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  Speaker 7: At least she's at her own like emotional level.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just raising our youth.
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  Speaker 3: And then somewhere in a box, somewhere in my house.
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  Speaker 3: Perhaps the garage is an iPod that I have a
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  Speaker 3: photo of Woody and her in my hot.
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  Speaker 2: Tub because Greg had a party at his house and
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  Speaker 2: there was like everybody was hanging out. There's a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of other people in the hot tub as well.
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  Speaker 3: Photo.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't like a surveillance photo. There's nothing to see.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're having beers or something.
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  Speaker 3: We were, we were I.
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  Speaker 5: Don't even know what this person looks like.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, so you lived with this girl, Greg knew her.
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  Speaker 1: How long were you with her for?
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember a few months, right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's after more than that. We were together before
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  Speaker 2: we took that job where I met you, Greg, you
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  Speaker 2: were Yeah, so I thought she moved there with me
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  Speaker 2: because it's like, I don't see where it goes. It
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  Speaker 2: wasn't anything crazy.
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  Speaker 8: With her.
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  Speaker 3: Her being there from day one. Yeah, I thought she
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  Speaker 3: came later. And then there was another crazy one after
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  Speaker 3: her too, Nicole, the one who ripped up the photo.
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  Speaker 2: Of your mom, you know, because she thought she kind
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  Speaker 2: a picture. Yeah, I told this story. She found a
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  Speaker 2: picture of my mom. She goes, oh, I found some
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  Speaker 2: picture of some ex girlfriend.
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  Speaker 5: That you had.
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  Speaker 2: And I go, now, I'm not a photo guy. I
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  Speaker 2: don't keep that kind of stuff, you know, A guy
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  Speaker 2: like huh what? And she had done this? Why I
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  Speaker 2: left early for work because doing early morning stuff, right.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, I don't even know what picture you're
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  Speaker 2: talking about, because Will, it's in the garbage can when
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  Speaker 2: you get home, you'll see now. So I got home
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, you, bitch, this was a picture of
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  Speaker 2: my mother from back when she was like thirty. So
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  Speaker 2: it was like an old like ol and Mills.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, because you do that with your girlfriend, like send
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  Speaker 7: on a wagon wheel?
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  Speaker 5: So can you not look at that? And it's be like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: this is clearly somebody's mind.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, was that?
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  Speaker 7: That was that the day you broke up?
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  Speaker 5: Please tell me, no, it was it was?
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  Speaker 2: It was?
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  Speaker 8: It was.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't It wasn't long after that.
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  Speaker 7: It was an innocent mistake mom. Yeah, so it's not
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  Speaker 7: your picture, bitch, It doesn't matter, right, Yeah, rip up
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  Speaker 7: somebody else's pictures.
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  Speaker 3: I think they had sex at the work stairway after
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  Speaker 3: that before.
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  Speaker 5: That's how they stick around.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So she worked there, she did, She worked like well,
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  Speaker 2: she was like in the sales department.
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  Speaker 3: And she would walk into the studio just stand there
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  Speaker 3: and stare at us.
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  Speaker 7: She's sounds awesome. One of my best friends for nine
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  Speaker 7: years was with a guy that we all tried to
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  Speaker 7: tell her there was something up. Turn out he had uh,
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  Speaker 7: basically an extra family, and he was always broke and
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  Speaker 7: always borrowing money from her friends and saying to them like,
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  Speaker 7: don't tell her, don't tell her, I'm asking for money.
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  Speaker 7: So randomly, all these people would end up pitting her
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  Speaker 7: up and be like, I feel really bad telling you this.
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  Speaker 7: He begged me not to, but like, heals me a
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  Speaker 7: lot of money. And these calls just came in constantly
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  Speaker 7: and she'd go, oh, well, you know, his paycheck got
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  Speaker 7: lost or the company shut down or the person from
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  Speaker 7: accounts payable is sick. And I'd be like, you know what,
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  Speaker 7: either he's lying or he's just the most unlucky man
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  Speaker 7: on the planet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah she did that which one years.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Wow, you it was tough.
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  Speaker 2: Damn that crazy runs deep. Now. The one thing I
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  Speaker 2: will give both of these people, and that the one
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  Speaker 2: the cancer and the dead sister, Like that's healthy, that's
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  Speaker 2: pure on mental problems, right. The thing with the over
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  Speaker 2: the top insecurity, jealousy, ripping up the picture, which she
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  Speaker 2: didn't realize it was my mother, Okay whatever, she was
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  Speaker 2: like twenty four, Yeah, different category. She's in early mid twenty.
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  Speaker 2: I think everybody that's that's like prime time for Yeah, example,
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  Speaker 2: that's not that's prime time for that type of that.
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  Speaker 7: That's probably to start a fight about it, not to
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  Speaker 7: rip up someone else's picture.
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  Speaker 4: Still a red flag.
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  Speaker 2: That's a red flag. But I kind of at the
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  Speaker 2: same time, it's like you could, I think you can,
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  Speaker 2: you can outgrow that. I think I think you can
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  Speaker 2: become a better person eventually because you have more life experience,
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  Speaker 2: you go through things, you realize that what are you
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  Speaker 2: worried about? Okay, so this is a picture of an
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  Speaker 2: ex girlfriend. You're worried that I'm gonna cheat on you
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  Speaker 2: with this person, or that I'm somehow pining away for
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  Speaker 2: this person like that, that in your mind is what's
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  Speaker 2: going on, when in reality, like as you get older,
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  Speaker 2: you realize that there's nothing you could do to stop
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  Speaker 2: whatever is going to happen. So yeah, so that once
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  Speaker 2: you realize that and you'll deal with something, if you
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  Speaker 2: ever actually actually have to deal that is bosted spending
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  Speaker 2: all the time worrying about things that will never happen,
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  Speaker 2: like that comes with maturity, and that comes with experience
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  Speaker 2: and age. So I can write off some of that
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  Speaker 2: to being twenty four, but agree.
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  Speaker 6: My thing is like, how old did she think you
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  Speaker 6: were to not even grasp like this is a super
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  Speaker 6: old photograph, Dude.
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  Speaker 5: My mom, you think you were fifty years old today?
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  Speaker 2: My mom is sixty eight years old, So yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean. So she's not she's not old.
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  Speaker 2: She had me.
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  Speaker 3: Probably tell by the photo, by the hair or something something.
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  Speaker 5: But just filter the filter of the photo, you can.
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  Speaker 2: Tell Olind mills Man, they make a quality photo and.
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  Speaker 3: That it was taken by somebody who was underneath one
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  Speaker 3: of those curtains.
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  Speaker 2: A big explosion, fire smoke.
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  Speaker 1: Huh.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, we got a couple of the bitch be tripping
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  Speaker 2: stories and then I'll I'll introduce you. At least there's
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  Speaker 2: there's a couple actually, the one that you've been listening
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  Speaker 2: to the podcast about this is the whole thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm so excited, But some some nut nut job people
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  Speaker 2: out there, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, my top of the heat, entire dating resume has
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  Speaker 3: been abusive psychopaths.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's what. Look, everybody's crazy, you, me, whoever
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  Speaker 2: you're with currently, everybody's nuts. You just got to find
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  Speaker 2: your brand of crazy, like the level that you can
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  Speaker 2: tolerate and then you know the level that they can
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  Speaker 2: tolerate from you.
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  Speaker 8: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: Find your brand and you gotta try not though. Yeah
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  Speaker 2: well yeah eight seven, seven forty four Woody. Text over
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  Speaker 2: to two two nine eighty seven. More Woody Shows, next,
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. We'll be right back.
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  Speaker 8: Where's you your mother? The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: We've got some other good bitch be tripping stories. Something
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  Speaker 2: in the water, tell me? Yeah, I texted over nine
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  Speaker 2: to nine. I had an ext girlfriend who after anither
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  Speaker 2: drink king, we stopped the taco bell. She asked me
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  Speaker 2: to get her three tacos supremes no sour cream, which
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: I thought that was that's supreme. That is not what
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: makes it supreme. So I ordered three regular tacos, asked
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  Speaker 2: them to add tomatoes. Once we got our order, she
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  Speaker 2: was complaining that I didn't get her order right, so
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  Speaker 2: she threw the tacos out the window while we were driving.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, uh bit just be tripping. Back in twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty two. This is also a redneck news story at
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  Speaker 2: the time. This woman in Massachusetts unleashed a swarm of
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  Speaker 2: bees at police officers because they were like doing an eviction,
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: right right, She was bees as a.
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  Speaker 3: Something from a movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that was back in twenty twenty two. I
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  Speaker 2: remember covering that as a red neck news story. Well,
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: the update is it only took four years, but she
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  Speaker 2: was sentenced to six months in jail. Finally, here is
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  Speaker 2: the moment that she fought the cops with the container
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  Speaker 2: of bees.
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  Speaker 9: Trip as a charge firm. We're not hiking size, but
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  Speaker 9: to reduce in front of an eviction that seems a
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  Speaker 9: little excessive. I think everyone has to agree with us.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, she should get charged by the bee Okay, yeah, right,
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  Speaker 7: like one hundred charges.
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  Speaker 2: There was another story this broad New York. She was
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  Speaker 2: fighting with her boyfriend. She wanted a little revenge, so
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  Speaker 2: while the boyfriend was asleep, she decided a rude awakening
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  Speaker 2: would do the trick. And so while he was asleep,
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  Speaker 2: the boyfriend then all of a sudden, like wakes up.
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  Speaker 2: He's got this hissing sound he's hearing. He sees a
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  Speaker 2: flame on the floor. This bitch had tossed his stick
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  Speaker 2: of dynamite into his room. Oh hell, he tried to
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: put the fuse out, but that didn't work, so he
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  Speaker 2: grabbed it, attempted to throw it outside, but the stick
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  Speaker 2: blew up in his hand, so hand gone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't they say, don't grab it?
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  Speaker 2: Part of his part of his arm had to be amputated.
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  Speaker 2: The girlfriend arrested, looking at twenty five years in prison.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, here's a question. You have a psychotic girlfriend, you
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  Speaker 7: either get you know, the the old standard Wiener cut
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  Speaker 7: off while you're sleeping, or hand blown off while you're sleeping.
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  Speaker 4: That's good?
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  Speaker 3: Which yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Was that Bobby?
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  Speaker 7: So you'd rather get your hand blown off?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I don't want either. Your requested the spirit and the
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: spirit of the question.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, John Wayne, Bobby got his reattached.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even's functioning though I can't. Well, you got
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  Speaker 2: another hand. I only have one penis.
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  Speaker 7: Two hands and bare.
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  Speaker 3: That story.
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  Speaker 6: I was just like, my first thought is like I'm
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  Speaker 6: going to put the fuse out. No, I'm running the.
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  Speaker 4: Hell get out of the through it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, kick it across the room and go the oppostion direction.
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  Speaker 5: You had to get the hell away.
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  Speaker 3: From I had a firecracker blow up in my hand.
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  Speaker 3: That was bad enough, you did, yeah, because I was
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  Speaker 3: trying to do the cool thing where you light it
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  Speaker 3: and then throw it instead of just kind of throwing
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  Speaker 3: it like a frisbee. I tried to throw it like
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  Speaker 3: a baseball and it blew up right when it was
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  Speaker 3: next to my ear in my hand, and oh man.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: That's why you can't hear.
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  Speaker 3: Probably.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. This thirty one year old woman was relaxing on
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: the beach and she got into it with this guy.
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  Speaker 2: Argument escalates. At some point while the guy was turned around,
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  Speaker 2: she pulled out a toothbrush and she stabbed him with
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  Speaker 2: the backside of it in the back of the head.
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  Speaker 7: She has to have been to prison before, because that's
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  Speaker 7: how it's done.
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  Speaker 2: Who has a toothbrush at the beach?
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  Speaker 4: And you got to be strong to get that into
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  Speaker 4: someone's head, right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, guy was bleeding. The cops are called. This forty
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: year old woman in Florida, excuse me, oh boy over there, Sorry,
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell's going on. Forty year
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: old woman in Florida. She was trying her best to
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: kindled the marriage that she had with her husband, but
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: things went sideways. She had been living again with her
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: husband and son for the past few weeks, but the
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: son noted that his parents would fight a lot, and
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: that his mom would accuse the dad of not having
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: enough time for her. The son was asleep one night,
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: woke up here and the parents arguing, so he went
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: outside to his car, and that's when he noticed his
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: mom walk out of the house with her stuff packed
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: up and heard her say, now we both don't have ish.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: The son looked back to the house and realized that
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: it was on fire, the smoke coming out of the windows.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: He called nine one one, but betime the fire department
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: got there. The house total loss. So this crazy bitch
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: arrested for her arson. And when they arrested her, guess
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: what they found in her purse? A lighter meth and
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: we so there are some drug charges. The cherry on
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: the arson Sunday.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: It's a case of if I can't have it, nobody can.
• 17:02
  Speaker 8: Ye.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well now we both on Yeah, Yeah, we're both screwed.
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, have a home in jail.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: So smart she got one over on him.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder now, yeah, she wins seven seven forty
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: four wood text over to two two nine to eighty seven.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: There's a couple other people I want to introduce you to.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Some people will know who this is, because, as Gina
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: has found out, there is a what thirteen part fifteen part.
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: Documentary like fifteen part podcast.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Podcast document but a podumentary. I've I heard a term recently, momentary.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: It's a documentary but a podcast.
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: Those are my favorites.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Let's say the words like one.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: Has not come up.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: It's on one on one topic and it breaks it down.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Over a number.
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: I mean, that's what it is. Yeah, it's like a
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: series on her.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to talk about podumentary.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I like that. I saw let's call
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: it that.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: I saw somebody Sorry, it's the new podumentary whatever.
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: I mean the word wow, it makes sense what you're saying.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I haven't heard of that yet.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, well, if I can introduce you to something
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: like that minutes, that's a that's that's a day, it's
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: a project. Yeah, So I'll introduce you to a couple
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: of these people. Donno the umbrella bitchb tripping that is
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: coming up next to the wood Show eight seven seven
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: four Woody Show. So we have those bitch be tripping stories. Well,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: I just recently learned about this person. And I guess
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: you've known about this person for a while.
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: Well, Greg's known about it the longest.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: The second.
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: Local angle have yeah, a little connection, we do, yep,
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: well loosely.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Right, Well I'm friends with the dad.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who's day the woman? Are you seriously?
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah? All right?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: So this chicken Arizona, her name is, Her name is
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Laura Owens, and she is in court multiple counts fraud, forgery, perjury.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: This is over a fake paternity claim involving this guy
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: who was on the Bachelor, this guy.
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: Clayton Yeah, season twenty six.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: So the case dates back to twenty twenty three because
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Laura Owens filed a lawsuit claiming that she was pregnant
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: with this Clayton dude's twins and was seeking child support.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Right shaking him down.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: She later withdrew the claim, saying that she had suffered
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: a miscarriage. However, it turns out that she had faked
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: the present pregnancy altogether, even wore a fake baby, bumped court.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Right, even faked the doctor's no yes.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: According according to investigators, Owens allegedly altered an ultrasound image
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: I guess which belonged to her sister, passed urine tests
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: because she was injecting herself with pregnancy hormones. Wow, like
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: really trying to sell this whole thing. Took three DNA
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: tests which came back little to no feed old DNA.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Those fightings led to the initial criminal charges. So now
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: the case it's taken another turn. In November of last year, this, uh,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: this Laura Owens chick was indicted the again on additional
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: felony charges because the investigators said that she made similar fake,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: fake pregnancy claim involving a second victim.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, another dude in Scottsdale, same situation.
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there have been three or four of these altogether,
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: of these dudes. Oh and the best part, the kicker, Yeah,
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: the four all in all, the best part is Laura
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: Owens and Clayton Eckard never had sex. What mouth party
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: mouth parties explain that. And then one she got one
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: old fumbling doctor to say, well, I always say men
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: are like basketball players. You you dribble before you shoot,
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: So it could have happened.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Wait, it's making sense now her dad's a radio dude.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Right now, it's coming together. Well I didn't I didn't
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: connect the story.
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: So she lived or lives or whatever will lived in
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: their backyard like little guest house see it. Yeah and yeah,
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: it sounds like okay, So I listened to the podcast
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: called Love Trapped. It's an iHeart podcast hosted by Stephanie Young,
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: and it sounds like there's some complicitness with mom. Mom
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: was really on board with yeah, good time, but this
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: story is insane. And all these other dudes came out
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: of the word work that she did the same thing
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: to them.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: They're oh, and one.
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: Of the best discoveries was because everybody online, of course,
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: there's like all these reality show you know, like podcasters
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: and stuff YouTubers that are following this case. And you know,
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: when she tried to cease and assist all of them,
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: that didn't work. When they were doing this investigation of
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: her on a YouTube video in live time, they look
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: at the sunogram and they're like, wait, wait, zoom in,
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: zoom in on that take screenshot.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: Zoom in.
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: They found a fiver watermark, you know that fibers that
• 21:50
  Speaker 7: come be like you can pant.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Like five dollars.
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: It's like, make me make me a sonogram. Craziness. Well,
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: she denies everything. Oh that happened, that was me. Somebody
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: stole my computer. I don't know, constant excuses.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Somebody said, you guys must have talked about this on
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: a day that I was out and had to have
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: compat I would have remembered more about that, because I
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: remember you off the air having conversations about the dad
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: and about the crazy.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Daughter and what it might have been when you were gone.
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I'm pretty sure you were there because
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: you kept saying fake pregnancy stuff. Yeah, because I recall
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: you get trying to get Greg to say who it was,
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: and then Greg said something funny like, well, I'm not
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: just going to come on the air and say it's
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: Ron and Laura Owens. I think you were.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: I was reluctant because we're friends. But at the same token,
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: it was public at that point, it had been written
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: about in the papers, and it's a case of how
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: the mighty have fallen and.
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: It's just blown up. It's taken on another life.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, because I saw there was a video
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: of her. They asked her to stand up in court
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: with this fake baby bump.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah.
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: People like that just keep denying it like you're backed
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: into a corner and you just keep denying it. How
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: does that work?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Because no one can do anything if you just keep
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: saying no, like you're just a stone wall.
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: There's but you look insane because everybody knows.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they don't care.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: I forgot Greg has the dat addressed this at all?
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Not so much in a roundabout way. There was some
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: and I won't get into details, but there was a
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: go fundme set up and the only way he's quote
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: involved for her no to make it clear that this
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: was not for her legal defense. So he he hasn't
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: really addressed it publicly. So what was to go fund
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: me for health issues?
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: His health is not.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: He's in very bad health. Yeah, and so that was
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: for that and he made it clear. And though this
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: is not for what you're reading about in the papers.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: You know, and also in terms of Love Trapped, if
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: you like, like I'm not really a reenactments person, there
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: is one episode that is just bodycam audio. It rules
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: it's them like not breaking down her door at like
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: six in the morning. It's crazy.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Now, one of the dudes you know way more about
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: this than I do. From The Bachelor, was she only
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: going after like high profile guys?
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: Well, no, these other three dudes were just randoms. But
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: Clayton Eckerd became a realtor in Arizona and she posed
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: as some investor and I'd love for you to show
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: me some houses, but she obviously had no intention of
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: buying a house and then started flirting with them, and
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: a lot of this was so there was so much
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: blackmail involved, because she would in emails and text say like,
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: I'm I'm going to sue you and I'm keeping the
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: baby unless you want to try dating for a couple
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: of weeks and just see if it works out. If not,
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: I'm never having an abortion and you'll never be rid
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: of me.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Crazy, Okay, also crazy because I, man, I don't remember
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I need to go see a doctor. I think Greg,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: like you were talking about how I guess so I
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: don't think my ear dumbs would not have been closed
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: to something like that. I just it's weird.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was when he was out to get you
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: to say.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: The text saying that now I was here for man,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: that's concerning. Yeah, that's a pretty weird, crazy story, So
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: we'll see how that turns out. That's the Laura Owens debacle.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: In the name of the podcast.
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: Love Trapped and it's an iHeart podcast.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, Now there's this other one that I became aware of.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: This is a chick over in Scotland and uh here
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: here's a little report on her.
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: This is twenty three year old Kia Cousins of Scotland.
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: She chricked her mom, her boyfriend and everybody around her
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: into believing that she was pregnant, when in reality it
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: was all a complete hoax and this is a fake baby.
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: These are pictures from her gender reveal. As you can see,
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: she looks very pregnant. She even claimed that she gave birth,
• 25:37
  Speaker 8: made multiple social media posts with pictures of her baby.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she had like one of those real dolls.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Those like those ones, I mean they look the ones
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: that Sea Bass met the people.
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: They look very real.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and this chick, I mean, you know, cute like
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: young chick. Look yeah, normal looking chick. You can't see
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: the crazy when you just look at it. That's what's
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: so that's scared the end game on this.
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, these are finite lies, right, Like they're gonna figure out,
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: We're gonna get a point where someone needs to see it.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Looks very pregnant.
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: He even claimed that she gave birth, made multiple social
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: media posts with pictures of her baby, took her baby
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: around to go see people they just weren't allowed to touch.
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: Then one day her mom found the fake baby doll
• 26:24
  Speaker 8: in her closet.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now imagine finding your grandchild in the closet.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: No, but imagine like it come out your kid had
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: a kid and you can't touch it or be near
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: it to you know that it's a fake. Like that
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: is wild, Like I could understand, like maybe just random
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: is like, hey, don't touch my baby, but like your
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: own mother.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: And also where did you if you're with the person
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: you do the gender reveal thing? Like where where was
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: everybody during the birth? Like you went off? And did
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: you go off in the woods and have this baby?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: And also surrounded by a bunch of people you didn't
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: know right.
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: And why isn't your baby ever blink?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, always sleeping? If you look up, if you if
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: you look this this story up on online, you could
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: see you know, this kind of had it like in
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: a hat with a bow on it, so and then
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: in a big pacifier in its mouth. So it kind
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: of also helps kind of cover up the face a
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: little bit.
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: And say like you wouldn't know in a.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Pumpkin seat, you know, like one of those things. All right,
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: So how did she do it?
• 27:23
  Speaker 8: Come to find out, Kia had bought the baby bump
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: to wear and look like a pregnant Belley. She bought
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: this fake baby doll, this lifelike baby doll.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Family was buying her car seats and nice things for
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: the home.
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: Like I said before, Kira was even taking said baby
• 27:40
  Speaker 8: to go see other people.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: They just cut in touch well when too many.
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: People started asking about seeing and holding the baby, and
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: she just couldn't really hide it anymore.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Kia then said that the baby had died.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Oh god, sorry guys dead. Yeah, sorry, sorry guys, the
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: baby does. Yeah, here's here's the chick.
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: This is what you know, what happens.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Looks like she's in sales here at the radio station.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: And then there's there's the baby. You know, just one
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: of these real doll things, and it's just all you know, swallow.
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: So like the like, who's going to assume somebody's lying
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: about it? But like you go along with it because
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: it's normal. Looks like a baby.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I would think that's a baby, especially if you can't
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: touch it.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: How sad that somebody is that starved for attention.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, mental dude.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Apparently she's the talk of Scotland right now.
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: She's been getting bullied, harassed like crazy about all of this.
• 28:33
  Speaker 8: Kara has since gone to social media and confirmed that
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: it was all a hoax and that her mother did
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: find the doll. She went to social media and said,
• 28:40
  Speaker 8: while I'm not condoning any behavior led by myself, I'd
• 28:43
  Speaker 8: like to clear some things up for the people who
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: were involved. He also says maybe in time she will
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: come to address the sadness that led up to this event.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Oh see, she's setting it up on accon of mental health.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: You don't know me.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Just wait, I needed an ego boost.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: But what happens to her though? Like, I feel like
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: she should go to jail, but.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know for being crazy.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: It's not illegal to be crazy.
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: She definitely has to move somewhere where nobody knows her.
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: She has to start over.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: I'll play you one little clip here, nothing to do
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: with people faking pregnancy. But this guy he wrote a
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: song because his wife is pregnant, and he took all
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: the texts that she sends him and turned it into
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: like a pop punk song. This guy's name is Ethan Lapierre,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: and the song doesn't suck. It's it's pretty Frankly, I
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: feel like I'm so sorry headache, and I think I'm
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: hungry but cheer.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: Chilling. I don't know what to do.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw our friend Kristin Lamone yesterday. I mean
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: that bitch is real pregnant. She got off the l
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: elevator and just looked miserable.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: That song is incredible, But you said that was a
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: guy singing it.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: This guy made it about the text. Uh, that his
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: wife has been this pregnant wife sending him.
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: I've never been pregnant for that long, here.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: That long, for that reason, I've been pregnant. I know
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: what you mean. The show will be right back. Oh great,