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FULL SHOW: Big Shot Keyzie · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food.
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  Speaker 3: Freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to The Hodaki Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. The
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  Speaker 3: Hodaki Big Show. Oh, g'day, you mad boss. It's great
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  Speaker 3: to have your company on this glorious Wednesday afternoon. It
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  Speaker 3: is the 2nd of September, 2026. And you, my friends,
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  Speaker 3: as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you
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  Speaker 3: by Reburger.
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  Speaker 1: Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. Reburger are redefining the norm.
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  Speaker 3: The name's burger. Dish, dish, dish. Reburger. You're looking very
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  Speaker 3: handsome today, Moggy.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks, mate. You're not looking too bad to yourself there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks, mate. I've gone back to my little hoodie there.
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  Speaker 4: You've got a black cap on, Reburger cap.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I've got it back, man. It's back.
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  Speaker 4: You've got a huge story about that that you should tell.
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  Speaker 4: You're wearing a hoodie and then you've got a jacket
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  Speaker 4: over the top of it. You like your black, don't you?
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  Speaker 4: Is that your favourite lack of colour?
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  Speaker 3: It's not really even a choice. It's the clothes that
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  Speaker 3: I like to wear just happen to be black.
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  Speaker 5: Slimming.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, slimming.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Do you like what he's wearing there, Keezy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I love it.
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  Speaker 4: It's great.
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  Speaker 3: What's that you got on, Keezy?
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  Speaker 1: Just a jacket and a T-shirt. G'day, fellas. How you going?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good, mate, good.
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  Speaker 1: Feeling pretty good hump day?
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  Speaker 4: Hump it up. Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: God, but I tell you what. Today's show, jam-packed full
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  Speaker 1: of good stuff. We're filling good stuff today, Fiona.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, we do.
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  Speaker 3: Massive.
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  Speaker 4: Massive.
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  Speaker 1: How are you, though, Jase? You all G-men? You all good, mate?
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  Speaker 3: I'm really good.
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  Speaker 4: Now, I know you guys went out and played golf today.
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  Speaker 4: You both had a shocker and sort of that sort of,
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  Speaker 4: you've come in here and you're real down in the mouth.
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  Speaker 4: Not at all. A couple of sad sacks, a couple
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  Speaker 4: of shocking bastards.
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  Speaker 3: But what I am is very physically sore.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a bit achy. It's a hell of a course,
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  Speaker 3: that one, so I'm feeling a bit... 16,000 steps today, Mogi.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa.
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  Speaker 3: Most of it uphill.
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  Speaker 4: How many steps did you do, Keezy?
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  Speaker 1: I was in a cart.
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  Speaker 3: You were with him.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right. He was with me.
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  Speaker 1: I think 50.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we went through his steps. He's done 180 steps
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  Speaker 3: to my 16,000. Yeah, because I had a cart, though.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can hit it without hopping out of the cart. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like polo, golf polo.
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  Speaker 4: 100%.
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  Speaker 3: Nice, man.
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  Speaker 1: So good.
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  Speaker 3: What's happening on The Big Show with Old Moges.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, another opportunity to get yourself in the draw for
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  Speaker 4: Would You Rather. Listen out for the cue to call.
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  Speaker 4: Give us a buzz and you can tell us what
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  Speaker 4: you'd rather do. Go to the footy final in Sydney
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  Speaker 4: or attend the great race at Mount Panorama. Hoity J,
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  Speaker 4: what would you do, man?
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  Speaker 3: That's a tough one.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, come back to us later and we'll tell you
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  Speaker 4: what Hoity J's decided there. Also, there's three certainties in life,
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  Speaker 4: isn't there? There's death, taxes, and Keezy needing to make
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  Speaker 4: an apology for another shocker. We'll get into that later
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  Speaker 4: in the show, Keezy. What have you done, man? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: come on. I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that bad, man.
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  Speaker 4: It's chill, man.
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  Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 4: But coming up next, Jase's filthy mind. Jase's shocking, filthy,
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  Speaker 4: bastard mind. Well, I mean... He's been keeping them up
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  Speaker 4: at night.
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  Speaker 3: Has been, actually, last night, for sure. But we'll get
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  Speaker 3: into that in a moment.
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  Speaker 4: But.
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  Speaker 3: In the meantime, here's Stone Temple Pilot.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed. Papa Roach there on the Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: This Wednesday afternoon, the time is 12 minutes past 4 o'clock. And, fellas,
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  Speaker 3: I'm fuming. We were talking a little yesterday about how
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  Speaker 3: we've been having shocking sleeps.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't.
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  Speaker 3: And not only... Did I have a shocking sleep last night?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I was also interrupted mid-erotic dream. Ooh. It was 3
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  Speaker 3: o'clock in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And I was having this dream, and then in the midst.
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  Speaker 4: Of this dream, there was this- What was the dream about?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't want to get into the- massive details
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  Speaker 3: about the dream.
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  Speaker 4: Just a taste. Give me a taste.
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  Speaker 1: Just a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't think that the actual erotic dream.
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  Speaker 1: Were you in it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was in it, obviously.
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  Speaker 1: Who else was there? Was it Hoity J's eye view?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it was my view.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, great. So you couldn't see you in the dream?
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  Speaker 3: No, you couldn't see me. I was behind the screen,
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  Speaker 3: as it were.
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  Speaker 1: Who was it?
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  Speaker 3: Well, as I say, the actual dream itself, like I
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  Speaker 3: got home and Pugs was in my apartment. He was
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  Speaker 3: totally naked on the couch. I was like, bloody hell,
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  Speaker 3: what are you doing, Pugs?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And he was like, oh, watching Dog Squad? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh. That's how all my erotic
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  Speaker 4: dreams start as well. That's a bit weird.
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  Speaker 1: Same, but mine's Border Patrol.
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  Speaker 3: I was at Border Patrol, and I was like, oh. But,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I was obviously pretty moved by that. But anyway,
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  Speaker 3: so there was this cacophony of noise in the middle
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  Speaker 3: of my dream, and I've never had a– I've never
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  Speaker 3: been aware of having a dream and it being disturbed
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  Speaker 3: from almost like an outside force, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: And was Pugs the only one– Well, I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean, no, he wasn't, but he was just naked on
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  Speaker 3: the couch.
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  Speaker 1: But then who, was there someone else there as well,
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  Speaker 1: or was it just Pugs?
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is a weird thing, because normally when I
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  Speaker 3: get home, I go and put my uggies on.
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  Speaker 1: Your ugg boots?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. And in my dream, I was like, oh, God,
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  Speaker 3: Pugs is naked, and what's going on there? And he's
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  Speaker 3: watching Dog Squad. And I go into my bedroom where
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  Speaker 3: my uggies are, and there's old bloody Keezy, butt naked.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. But for a diamante G string. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: you know when you're sort of in a dream and
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  Speaker 3: you go, hang on, is that, is that Keezy?
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  Speaker 1: Am I on your bed?
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  Speaker 3: No, you're not on my bed. You had your hands
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  Speaker 3: on the carpet. Right. And you were just wearing this diamante.
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  Speaker 1: I was on all fours.
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  Speaker 3: And you're on all fours, just sort of looking over
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  Speaker 3: your shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds right. Are you sure that was a dream?
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  Speaker 1: This is where it.
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  Speaker 3: Started to merge between dream and reality, you know?
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  Speaker 1: But I wasn't at yours last night. It must have
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  Speaker 1: been a dream.
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  Speaker 3: You weren't?
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  Speaker 1: No, Pucks hates Dog Squad.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, what are you doing, Keezy? And
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  Speaker 3: he was like, not much.
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  Speaker 5: You?
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, so I'm having this dream, and I am
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  Speaker 3: being affected by the fact that the fellas are all
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  Speaker 3: naked there. But then I get interrupted in my dream.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on, was Mogi there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, as I say, I don't want to get bogged
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  Speaker 3: down into the eroticism of the tree.
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  Speaker 1: But you've got me, you've got Pug. Surely Mogi was there.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the funny thing was, so I'm staring at old
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  Speaker 3: Keezy's butt, and I'm going, God. You know why you're
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  Speaker 3: wearing a Timu Daimonte thing, a G-string?
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  Speaker 1: Was it from Timu?
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  Speaker 4: Because he's a sick bastard.
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  Speaker 3: Well, because it came up in my feed yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: It was a Timu daimonte. So I think that's why
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  Speaker 3: you were wearing it. But anyway, I went to put
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  Speaker 3: my uggies on. I was like, who's in the shower?
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  Speaker 1: Who was it?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, what the hell's going on?
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  Speaker 3: So go into the shower. There's old Mogi sudded up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, he's got like soap suds all over his buzzies. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Sort of collecting in his pubis. And I'm like, what
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  Speaker 3: are you doing, Maggie? And he was like, just cleaning, man.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, God.
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  Speaker 4: So nothing sexual about it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I think that was probably the most sexual part
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  Speaker 3: of my dream. And I was, you know, I was
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  Speaker 3: getting into it by then. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: What were you doing? You say you're getting into it.
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  Speaker 3: What were you doing? I'm not going to get into
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  Speaker 3: the details of what I was doing. But you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean? I may or may not have hopped
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  Speaker 3: in the shower with Maggie.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you would need to because it sounds like you
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  Speaker 4: have been a dirty little fella.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, actually.
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  Speaker 4: You need a good wash.
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  Speaker 3: You've just jogged my memory. That's what you said to me. God,
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  Speaker 3: you dirty little bastard. You'd better jump in here. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: hang on, Keezy. You haven't got to the point in
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  Speaker 3: my dream yet.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have time, man. You've got to play the
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  Speaker 1: White Stripes.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: You got interrupted, right?
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  Speaker 3: By a gang of you.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have time.
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  Speaker 4: We don't have time.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: Here's the White Stripes.
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  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Beat Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki. One simple question.
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  Speaker 2: One weekend of a lifetime.
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed. Would you rather Bathurst and or the NRL
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  Speaker 3: Grand Final?
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  Speaker 1: Just to correct you there, it's not and or.
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  Speaker 4: You can't do both.
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  Speaker 3: Or the Grand Final or Bathurst.
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  Speaker 2: And?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather Bathurst and the Grand Final?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, see that one.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, you know, we're giving
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  Speaker 1: away two chips.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, certainly when it comes to the prizes, we
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  Speaker 4: don't want to be making false promises, Keezy. Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 3: Totally. Totally, we don't want to be doing that.
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  Speaker 1: They're only saying that people can win something that they can't.
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  Speaker 3: Can't win, yeah, that would be correct, fellas.
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  Speaker 4: That's never been on the table.
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  Speaker 3: That would be ridiculous.
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: That would be like saying, oh, we've got $ 8 million
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  Speaker 1: to give away, a guy in the urinal told me,
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  Speaker 1: and then it doesn't even happen.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that would be career ending. Would it? Yeah, totally, man.
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  Speaker 4: Shocking bastard stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But let's go to the phone lines. G'day, James, you
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  Speaker 3: mad bastard. How's life?
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  Speaker 5: G'day, fellas.
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  Speaker 3: Very good, mate.
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  Speaker 5: How are you going?
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, thanks, man.
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  Speaker 5: Good.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for asking, James. James, what do you do
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  Speaker 3: for a crust?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I've changed jobs.
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually a loader driver at a rescue station now. Ah,
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  Speaker 3: backbone show.
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  Speaker 4: How good. Is that fun, man, just going around just
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: dumping crap all over the place? You know what?
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  Speaker 5: It's better than dropping steamers, I tell you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever dropped a steamer? mid-Secret Santa, James? What
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  Speaker 1: was that, though, mate? Don't worry about it. Hey, what
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  Speaker 1: would you rather, man, Beth, this or the NRL Grand Final?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's a silly question.
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  Speaker 5: It's the NRL Grand Final all day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good on you. Come on, Keezy, man.
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  Speaker 1: Why did you even ask him that, Keezy? I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what he's into, man. What a silly question. Hey, James,
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: who would you take with you if you.
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  Speaker 4: Won, mate?
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: I'd take my mate Marty. He actually took me to
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  Speaker 1: the Tigers a couple of years ago free of charge,
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  Speaker 1: so I guess I'd better repay the favour.
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  Speaker 4: Why should you repay him for taking you along to
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  Speaker 4: see those hopeless mongrels?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we were playing them to be fair.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Backbone, backbone.
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  Speaker 3: Good on you, James. You're in the draw. Puck Sam
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  Speaker 3: will sort you out. Let's go to that mad bastard Gibbo. G'day, Gibbo.
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  Speaker 3: How's life?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, not bad, horse. What about you?
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  Speaker 3: Horse?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, mate.
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  Speaker 3: I like it.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Gibbo, where are you calling from today, man?
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  Speaker 4: I'm up in Fungus, mate. Oh, yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: Beautiful day out there, is it, mate?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, there's not a cloud in the sky, mate.
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  Speaker 5: Palm trees are blowing gently in the breeze.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me, Gibbo, what do you do for a crust?
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  Speaker 4: I run a machinery business, mate. Oh, yeah, backbone. Ah, backbone.
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  Speaker 4: There's backbone.
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  Speaker 3: What kind of machinery are we talking here?
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  Speaker 1: Excavators, rollers.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that's real backbone stuff.
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  Speaker 4: The whole works burger, mate.
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  Speaker 1: How good. Do you have a steamroller, Gibbo? No, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't got a steam one, mate.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't got a steam one. Okay, just a motorised one. Yeah, nah,
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  Speaker 1: fair enough.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, gee.
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  Speaker 3: Now, can I guess what Gibbo's going to pick here?
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  Speaker 1: Go for it.
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  Speaker 3: I reckon he's going to go Bathurst. Gabbo?
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  Speaker 1: Mate, I tell you what, when you're looking at a
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: bus ride, three hours either side of six hours racing,
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: that's value, isn't it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, mate.
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  Speaker 1: 100%, man.
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  Speaker 4: That's it. This guy gets it. This guy gets it.
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  Speaker 4: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: So which one are you locking in, Gabbo? Bathurst? Is
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: the 8mm still on the table? The 8mm? No, it's not, mate. Sorry,
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: that's just been taken out. Sorry about that.
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  Speaker 5: We'd better do Bathurst then.
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  Speaker 3: All right, mate.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: You're in the draw. Pugsnail will look after you. Gibbo, eh?
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: Mad bastard. Big shout out to boystrip.co.nz, sports travel made easy.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: If you want to go to Bathurst or if you
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: want to go to the grand final, well, grand final,
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: to be honest, it's sold out.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: The boystrip packages, however, there are still some available for Bathurst.
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  Speaker 4: The boystrip packages have sold out and so has the
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  Speaker 4: grand final, Keezy, itself. The whole thing has sold out
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: weeks and weeks and weeks ago. It feels like we're
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: on track for something special here, fellas. It really does.
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  Speaker 4: This is a hot ticket here.
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  Speaker 3: I've got a feeling about this this year, fellas. I really,
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: really do.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: What happened with those dudes that were outside your window,
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: by the way? Oh, man.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: Yes indeed, REM there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: this Wednesday afternoon. The time is 4.53. Let's talk TV.
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  Speaker 3: What's on the telly with Mike Minogue.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah!
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Hey fellas, today I went along to a special screening.
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: It was very special.
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: The film is called Heart of the Beast.
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: Okay. Starring Brad Pitt. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now you're talking.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, is that the one where he's in the forest
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: with a dog?
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: That's right. I'll give you the rundown here. After surviving
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: a plane crash, a former Special Forces soldier finds himself
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: trapped in the unforgiving Alaskan wilderness with his combat dog.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: Together they battle the elements and other animals in a
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: harsh landscape that would likely kill any other man or dog.
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: I don't think they've nailed that synopsis. that last line
• 13:48
  Speaker 4: there but very limited cast it's got your Brad Pitt
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: in it JK Simmons and a dog filmed in New
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: Zealand last year I'm surprised how quickly this has come
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: out because it was only filmed last year David Eyre
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: is the director he's really good he directed Fury amongst
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: other things maybe a Suicide Squad as well and god
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: it's possibly the best advertisement for New Zealand in a
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: film since Lord of the Rings absolutely stunning and nothing
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: like the beauty of Brad Pitt up against the beauty
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: of New Zealand.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Yes. The two just go hand in hand. Absolutely stunning.
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: It's an hour and 40 minutes long, which is an
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: instant five buzzies out of five buzzies for old Mogi.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: I hate a long movie. I can't tell you what
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: I thought of the movie. I'm not allowed to give
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: it a review because there's an embargo on it. Yeah.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: But I'll tell you this, I'll be going again, fellas.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: Do you know, I... I often wonder if cameramen, you know,
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: from outside of New Zealand come to New Zealand and
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: just go, yeah, boy.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? It's like a dream kind
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: of set up.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: For, you know, your cameraman, Keezy.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: What about camera women?
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: Or women, yes, indeed. I don't know if you know,
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: this is a very, very attractive and highly photographic country
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: we live in.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Yes. New Zealand.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: New Zealand. Yeah, very nice.
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: I'll look into it. This movie is out on the
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: 24th of September. I can't go into details, as I said,
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: but I recommend you go.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Fellas, I watched Pat last night. And by that, I
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: mean just, you know, it was something to do with,
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: you know, family members killing each other. But it was,
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: you know, it was like.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Like a crime docker.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a series, actually.
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: And people are just dumb. Is that it? Yeah, that
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: was it, man.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: How many buzzies?
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: Um.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: One buzzy.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Out of five.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Out of five buzzies.
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: It was lazy because we just went, oh, I don't know, man.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: We'll just go with this crap. You know what I mean?
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Easy.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: I feel you, dog. I feel you.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Last night we watched the second to last episode ever
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: of Colin from Accounts, which is an Australian comedy. It's
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: on TVNZ Plus. Three seasons. Bloody good. My wife has
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: done the thing when she likes a TV show of
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: following the main cast members on Instagram.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Sure. doing a deep dive into that and then because
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: his husband and wife wrote the show and they play
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: the two main characters and then they also take turns
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: at writing each episode so one's written and I can
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: tell because one episode is written in a particular flavour
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: and then the next episode is very different and they're
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: all great it's very interesting and then she watched a
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: behind the scenes interview with the cast because there's only
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: one episode left to go and the question to them
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: was like if it made you filthy rich would you
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: make a fourth season and they both said no yeah
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: yeah we'll see But they're just like, we're done with this.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: The expectation and the amount of time it takes for
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: you as a couple to work on and organise every
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: facet of this TV show and get it all out
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: and be the main characters. Well, what else are they doing?
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: It would be all-consuming.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine the fights they had?
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: They would have had full-on fights.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Creative disagreements.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Well, imagine if your partner wrote a terrible episode. What
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: do you do then?
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: That's a shocker. They're all pretty good. But Patrick Bremel,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I think his name is, he was in The Devil
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Wears Prada 2. Oh, yes. As her love interest.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: And got slammed by critics. Anne Hathaway's love interest. He
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: got slammed by critics today. Yeah, they just said he
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: was like a nothing character. And then he went on
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Instagram and was like, oh, they cut literally everything out
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: of the movie that I was in.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, right. Because he was so terrible.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Because he was, yeah. But he's actually super funny.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: He is, he's great.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Such a great actor.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: Great, it's a good show.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Colin from Accounts, TVNZ Plus. Give the whole thing a
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: 4.2 buzzies out of 5.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, great stuff.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Hey, after five, fellas, we've got two of the leads
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: from Cirque du Soleil, Alice, coming in.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, how good.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Alice in Wonderland and the Mad Hatter as well. Plus,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I've got some questions now that I'm a full-blown actor.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Sure, man, sure.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Wednesday is absolutely
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: going off. You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: to you by Reburger.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Craveworthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Yum.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yum.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Fun fact about Reburger, when you go into a Reburger store,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: all the employees there are wearing hats.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Well, they're not employees, they're family, aren't they?
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: No.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: And the hats, you'll notice, have got the Reburger logo,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: but it used to be red and yellow, and now
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: it's black.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Why is that, Jase?
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Well, you'll recall, fellas, there was a brief time when
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Reburger weren't sponsoring us anymore, but I love their cap.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: But I didn't want to be a sort of walking
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: advertisement for them because they were no longer our sponsor.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: So I went, I love the hat and it fits
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: me so well. So what I'm going to do is
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: I'm going to black out the Reburgers symbol there so
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: you can't really see it. I did it with a
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: vivid marker.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: And can I just say, you couldn't see anything.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: You just couldn't see anything.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, it was amazing.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Then Keezy and I were down in Dunedin, Mogi. I
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: don't know where you were.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I was doing a little bit of work. I was
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: also down there, but I was doing a bit of work.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right, yes.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Doing a live show, and we were having a chat
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: to the fellas from Reburger. And one of them looked
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: at my hat and they went, Boris, and he went, oh,
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: is that a Reburger hat? And I said, yeah, man.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: And he said, I really like it. And he noticed
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: that I'd coloured it all in black. So you'll notice
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: now the new Reburger hat is... has a black instead
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: of the yellow and orange and whatever it was. It's
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: just black now. Yes. Because Hoity J blacked it out
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: all that year, about a year ago, and they went,
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: that's cool, we're doing that.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: And you had to sit down, didn't you, with Vivid
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: and colour in every single one of them.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, I did.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: Unbelievable. That's a big job, man.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: But such is your commitment to the Reburg.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: It just kept running out all the time, the bloody Vivid,
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: They do.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Really annoyed me.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: It was like the box for like 500 hats, wasn't it?
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Far out. Did they pay you?
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Well, yes, they gave me a hat.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon. It's Arctic Monkeys.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: She Hard there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Wednesday afternoon. The time is 13 minutes past 5 o'clock.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Fellas, I've been talking. Over the past week about an
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: audition I had recently for an ad.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Went really well. Well, I mean, I assume it did
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: because I got a callback.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Which is where you sort of get shortlisted and you
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: come back and do it again, but with a funny
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: wig on this time.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Which is what happened. Yeah. And also there's a man
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: in the room with a camera.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Camera man.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Camera man.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Or a person.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but this was a man.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Or a woman.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: This is a man. and then the director was on
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Zoom or Skype or whatever it's called on the computer
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: looking at me and giving me directions. I then today
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: got a criminal check, a criminal background check, and I
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: was like, well, that's got to be a good sign.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Well, for people who don't know, you go and do
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: these auditions and things, and if they want you, they
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: then do a criminal check because they don't want you
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: getting on air and then somebody complaining because you've got X, Y,
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: and Z.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Convictions.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Convictions. Often the most specific ones is you don't want
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: someone doing, say, a drink driving ad who's got multiple
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: convictions for drink driving.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Yes. Makes sense.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: So obviously that was sweet as clean as a whistle
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: old Keezy. But I was just wondering because– Skeletons in
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: the closet there.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Holy heck.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, I did a test and it was fine.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: But I guess the reason I want to talk to
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: you guys is obviously– I mean, this is like my
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: fourth audition– And it's quite clear that I'm going to
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: bag this thing. You know what I mean?
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: I was just wondering, like now that I am kind
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: of an actor. You know, should I, do I, for example,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: this is just random, like, do I make my own
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: IMDB web page?
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: So, you know, the online movie database, whatever it's called,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: so that whenever you search an actor, I come up
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: because I'm now an actor.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Like, did you make your own ones? You should have
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: yours set up now. You know, four auditions in the
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: last couple of years. Yeah, okay. Turn down a few.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: One callback.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: One callback.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good, man. That's a pretty good strike rate.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: One out of four.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: 25% hit rate. Should I put, like, the TV shows,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: non-acting TV shows I was part of?
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't mention the Dicks.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't do the shows you've done.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Or the League Lounge.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just leave those.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: So none of the ones that were cancelled?
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: No, no, don't put that out there.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, but okay.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Good God, I mean, really, really, I'm telling you as
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: your agent, Don't do that.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Right, okay.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: We don't have to be so intense about it.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: I want you to succeed, Keezy.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Do you?
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: You don't want things to come screeching to a halt. No,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: you're right, Mogi. It's all about keeping this good thing
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: going and also aiming high. I was wondering also, Mogi,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: did you fill out your own application when you won
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: the Actor of the Year award? Or does someone else
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: do that for you? Just because I feel like I should– Chris,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I was so shocked and surprised. Generally, it's the producer
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: that will put you forward. Okay, so I should have
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: an accent.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so yeah.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure that there is a category for– For advertorials. Yeah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: what you're doing there.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: It might be sort of– yeah, nah.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Well, if it's all right, Jason, I'll probably get this
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: from Mike just because he's won it.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: I actually got– I actually won an award for my acting,
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: but I turned it down. Oh, yeah?
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: What was the award?
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Best Male Lead.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Tell me this was outside of school.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: In a school production.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Should I put actor in my Instagram bio?
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Wow. I'll just say that whenever you're coming into the
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: country or leaving the country, your occupation should now be actor.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, when I fill out the little declaration? Yeah, the
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: customs form.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, actor.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, that sounds cool. Or is it thespian?
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Or pretender?
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Pretender, is that another name for it, is it?
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: It's another name for what you do, yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Pearl Jam there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening. The time is 5.26. But listen up, New Zealand.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: If you want to win yourself a double pass to
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: watch the Waz this weekend, give us a call right
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: now on 0800 Hauraki.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: That's right, they're playing Saturday evening, 5pm against the Manly
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Seagulls at good old Mount Smart. Time to chat footy
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: with me, Keezy. What are the Warriors up to? It's
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Waz Wednesday, fellas.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Which is when we get a double pass to give away,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: which is bloody exciting. Last home game of the season. Well,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: last regular season home game of the season, Mogi. And
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: there's a real risk to this game that you book
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: tickets and then the Waz name are pretty... you know,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: B team to wrestle their main guys. But they're only
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: resting two chaps, really. Wade Egan and also Kurt Capewell.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Both have had a long season. Both very experienced, very crucial. However,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I was listening to old Raylene Ramsey reading.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: The news there before.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Raylene, she's a backbone.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: She is.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: And she was saying that Aaron Clark and James Fisher
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Harris said no to resting. Yes. They were like, we're playing,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: which I love. Isn't that just fantastic? Yeah, that's good.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think it's okay because they're going to
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: have a week off shortly anyway.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: So because we're finishing the top two, you get a
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: week off around the semi. So good on them. And
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: the other thing is I think it's really important, Keezy,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: and you tell me, man, what you don't want to
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: do is bring in two halves that have been out
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: for three or four weeks due to injury and have
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: them come back in and put them in behind a
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: makeshift pack that is then going backwards during the game.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: So they can't get their flow on. You need them
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: to get their mojo back. Yeah, they need to get
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: their feet under the desk now.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Or their slippers under the bed.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a saying in league. And it's like, Jase,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: for example, like if we had a really big week
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: of radio coming up, right?
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: And the week before the bosses were like, hey, do
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: you want the week off?
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: You know, going into this big week, we'd all say.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: No, right?
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: No, totally, man. Totally. Not in your Nelly.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd do it, right?
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd put my slippers under the bed, man.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a saying, Jase. G'day, Dylan.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: How you going, man? Oh, g'day, Keezy.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Good, mate.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: Good, good, good.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Good on you, Dylan, you mad bastard. What do you
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: do for a crust, by the way?
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: Ice cream, brother.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Ice cream?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Hey, back, mate. So you're making it? You're driving a truck?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Making it. Fully making it, man.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Fully making it. So you're making it from scratch, man?
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: Are you out back milking the cow?
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: From, what's it called?
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: From cow to plate.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: From teat to plate.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, nice.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: How bloody good, mate. And obviously, Dylan, you're a massive
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Waz fan. Oh, yeah, man.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: Went to high school with old Fisher Harris there.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, did you?
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Where was that exactly, mate?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, good, good, good.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Tell me, Dylan, who are you going to take with you?
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'll pick up my mate on the way and, yeah,
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: old Zane. We'll go up for the old game there, yeah.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Old Zane, oh, he's a mad dog. Well, old James
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Fisher Harris there, man. Would he remember you from school, man?
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Were you guys pretty tight?
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was my bloody roommate at boarding school.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, there you go. How about that? Has he got
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: a bit of a sense of humour on him? You
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: don't see him laughing very much.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, he's a cracker.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Is he?
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: This guy gets it.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Good on you, Diller.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, hell good.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: You hold the line, mate. Pugs will sort you out,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: but have fun at the Waz on Saturday.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: You all right?
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, cheers, fellas. Thank you very much.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: No worries, mate.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Good on you, man.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Have a good one. Good. Hey, coming up next, by
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: the way, we're going to be speaking to the stars
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: of Cirque, Alice, Dizzy, and Layla.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: That's right. Cirque du Soleil, Alice in Wonderland, me and
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Moggy went on Friday, and it was absolutely magnificent.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: We loved it.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're surviving your hump
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: day okay. You're listening to The Big Show, by the way,
• 28:08
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• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Serving good times and good food. Dine in or take
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: away Reburger today.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Reburger. Yeah, man.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Hey, Jase.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. What are you having for dinner tonight, man?
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Reburger.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, here he is.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Are you?
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: You sure you're having Reburger?
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Really? Because a little birdie told me that you're getting
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: hot pot.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. You don't want to overdo that sort
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: of stuff. At heart, I'm a down-country kind of young... Oh,
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: not young, I suppose.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: No.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Fjella. You know, I like my burgers. I love my chips.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: And some days, it's just the right time.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and today's re-burger day.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Right, right.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: What spice level are you going to get?
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Especially now that they're, you know, in the CBD.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? I was very excited to
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: hear that.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about the one on Key Street?
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's the one, Key. Z. Z.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Mogi, tonight?
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Tonight, yes, it exists. You and I, Keezy, we're going
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: to be going out on a little date together, and
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: you were just saying to me, oh, I'm a little
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: bit hungus. The state that we're going on, they're going
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: to have food there.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to say, sure, and I'll have
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: hors d'oeuvres.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Canapes, yeah.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, canapes.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Canaps. To be honest, though, the issue with canapes is I'm–
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I'm too, like... Much of a gut to just have.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: One and sort of leave it. No, no, no. Grab
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: the tray and you're just like shoveling it down.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Just leave those there.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Mate, is what Kesey says. Just leave the tray.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I take the tray off him. Yeah. No, but the
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: issue is I can't.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: You take the uniform off him and then you're going
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: around and just grabbing all the trays, pretending you work there,
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: but you take them into the toilets there, the cubicle,
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: and you just scoff at them.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I take them into the toilets. And then I just
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: dump them all on the floor in a pile and
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I get down on all fours.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: And look over your shoulder.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: And then start eating and then Mogi comes through the
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: front door and I look back over my shoulder on
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: all fours.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: And I say, thought I'd find you here.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: With crepe all over your face.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, crepe.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Crepe. Hey, fellas, actually, you know, all jokes aside.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, I have to make an apology to
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: the listeners.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: You do, man.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: You do.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Because I made one of the biggest mistakes of my
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: career yesterday on the show.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I feel terrible.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: I wanted to just go away and, you know, slip
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: it under the carpet. No chance.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Under the rug. No, the carpet.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: No, the carpet, man.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: The rug can be moved. The carpet can't, you see. Okay.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: He's smashing pumpkins.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Lincoln Park there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening. The time is 6.14. Over to you, Keezy.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Jase, could you please play the apology music?
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: Sure, man.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Nah, it's wrong.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Fellas, yesterday on the show, I made a mistake, a
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: huge mistake. It's the worst mistake I've ever made in
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: my entire life.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I mistakenly said to the audience, which is vast, I said, hey,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: do you want to come down to Dunedin? Dunedin? Do
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: you want to come to Dunedin to the beer festival there?
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Do you want to win a prize? People called up. Oh,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: 800 Hodaki.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: People were keen. Yeah, it was a good prize too. Yeah,
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: trip for two down to the Dunedin Beer Festival. Flights, accommodation,
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: the whole kit and caboodle. There was only one problem,
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: wasn't there, Keezy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: The prize didn't exist.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: What I had mistakenly done is not read properly. and
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: just assume that that's what we were doing.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: And I knew I'd made a mistake because as soon
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: as I said it, I looked into the B studio
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: and Pugs was bursting to tears.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was sobbing. I've never seen him like that.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: We don't make mistakes like that on the big show. Wow, wow, wow.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Very real.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Hey, and another way to look at it
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: is fellas, it's like, fuck, good run. Five years, zero mistakes.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you've had a shocker though the last couple of weeks,
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: haven't you? There's been a real couple of weeks, a
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: couple of weeks for first, if I remember correctly.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Eight F-bombs, too, over the years, too.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, shocking bastard.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: Eight.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: But look, that might happen in the future, right? That
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: prize might happen in the future. Let's just say that.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: For now, though. I was talking to Bogsy.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: He said it definitely won't. It's off the table.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: The CEO?
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's very involved for a CEO, isn't he? Well,
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: he needs to be, man, because you are all over
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: the show. You need a steady hand at the tiller.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: You do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Otherwise, you'd just go crashing into the coral.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: We've got to be careful, Keezy. Otherwise, next thing you know,
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: you'll be chucking the rugby ball around the studio, knocking
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: glasses of water all over the computers.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Smashing bowls.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Smashing bowls out in the kitchen, kicking the ball around willy-nilly,
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: acting like you've got skills. You've got none. Hey, I
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: cleaned those up.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: We've got to be careful with you, man. I cleaned
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: both of those messes up.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, did that actually happen? Oh, did it?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, fellas, here's the prize, right? Here we go. I
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: think I'll have.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Myself a beer.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Big show.
• 33:11
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• 33:14
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• 33:22
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• 33:25
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• 33:32
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• 33:48
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• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hoodie, hoodie, Jay.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: You're wearing one right now, man. It rules.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you. It's not an Emerson's, though, which is
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: a bugger.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: No, you're right. Emerson's, of course, are the ones that
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: are making it all possible. They are, well, they've been
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: a big partner of the Big Show for a long time.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, they have.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Don't forget, if you're keen to go to the Dunedin
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Beer Festival, dunedinbeerfestival.co.nz. It's happening a little later on in
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: the year. We're talking Friday, November 27th, and Saturday, November
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: 28th at Forsyth Bar Stadium. Shapeys are playing. Shape Chef,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: the Troy King in Red Fountain.
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  Speaker 4: How good.
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  Speaker 1: I don't lie about this.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if I can trust you.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: Well, let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Jordan, you
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: mad bastard. How's life?
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm great, thanks.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good, thanks, mate. What do you do for a crust, Jordan?
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's, uh, Renovation.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, Renovation, sweet.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: What did you say, Innovation?
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: No, no, I said Innovation.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, Innovation. Sorry. Yeah, backbone.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good on you, man.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Backbone shit.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: We need our innovators, don't we, fellas?
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Actually, do you have a good innovative name for our beer, Jordan?
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, I might do, actually.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: You might like it.
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: It's, uh, Keezy on all four bottles looking over his
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: bottle top Keezy.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: LAUGHTER Jordan, that name is shit. I couldn't help myself. No,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: it's good shit, Jordan. Boom, you've got yourself an Emerson's hoodie.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: You all right, brother?
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, thank you so much for that.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: No, you're welcome, man. That's a great name, actually.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Well, it's a good name for Jordan. It's Beer Jordan.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Bear Jordan.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Bear Jordan.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what he should call himself.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: And it's a silhouette of him.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. Sculling a bear.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just over the net there.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good stuff.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Hey, fellas, big shout-out to Emerson's and also a big
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: shout-out to the Dunedin Bear Festival. Don't forget to hit
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: up their website, dunedinbearfestival.co.nz for tickets.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Beautiful.
• 35:36
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• 35:41
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• 36:09
  Speaker 1: G'day there, fellas. Anonymous here. I've got a proper nightmare
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: going on at my place.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Some hooded joker is rocking up to my building every
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: day at 4 a.m., dumping a mountain of bird seed
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: on the street and then gapping it before anyone can
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: catch him. It's been going on for ages now, and
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: every morning it's an absolute circus, hundreds of birds and
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: whatever else going feral outside my window. My car is
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: copping it daily. The street looks like a crime scene
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: and I'm running on stuff all sleep. Best part is
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: the keen bastard doesn't even stick around to watch the chaos,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: just does the drop and bails like a proper ghost.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: How do I deal with this shocking bastard, fellas?
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: I saw this on the news. This was on the news, Jase.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Was it?
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Yes, they had a news crew that accosted the person.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: I think it might have been in Australia, though, weirdly enough.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: So I don't know. So, yeah, I don't know. It's
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: a tricky one, isn't it?
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: I'm going through it at the moment with the birds
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: waking me up.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: That's with no seeds involved at all.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: That's just one or two, though, isn't it?
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: It's just a couple of vocal bastards there.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: There's a young lady in the square, Aotea Square there,
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: who every couple of days or so... Stands in the
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: middle of the square with handfuls of seed.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: And is just.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: Bird seed.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Bird seed.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Absolutely mobbed. And she lived by pigeons. Like, literally, there'll
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: be 50 pigeons on her. And she just stands there.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Loves it. And I'm like, I couldn't think of anything
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: more icky than being covered with flapping birds. Pecking away.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's my nightmare.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: To be fair, my old flat, we used to have chickens.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: We had six chickens.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Do you used to feed the chickens?
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I used to fill up my hand with
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: grain and feed the chooks.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: And I loved it. Like, it's a really nice feeling.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Pick, pick, pick.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun. It's like you're part of nature.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know about you guys. For me, they're a pest.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Birds? Yeah.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: All of them? Yeah. I mean, you know how I feel.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I went through that weird phase where I was getting
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: attacked by birds. There were birds doing weird things in
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: my roof. I've got no time for birds.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: So what would you do?
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: So I totally get what this guy is talking about.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: What do we do?
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: What do we do, Jase? There's a guy dropping bird seed.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: Have you listened to this, man?
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't leave the house.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: So your solution is just to stay indoors?
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Yes. Don't leave until this guy gets caught and put
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: away for 10 plus years.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: I would, this guy comes every morning about 4 a.m.,
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: was it, Keezy?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: I'd get up there, I'd set a booby trap.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: You heard about that?
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Like dig a hole?
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: No.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Put a blanket over it?
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no. Booby trap.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So while he's distracted, you tackle him. Oh, so someone,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: one person, oh. That's a good idea.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: You like that?
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: And then there's seed everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike, and Keezy. Tune
• 39:24
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• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Red.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Hot.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: Turn.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Chili Peppers here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening. Fellas, I've got a bone to pick. I've
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: got a bone to pick. Now, you'll be aware of
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: the fact from the past that old hoodie J doesn't
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: like birds very much.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: When you say that, what do you mean?
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Well, it's just as a kid I was attacked by them.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: I got attacked by a magpie once and I think.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Picked you up and flew off, didn't it?
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it did.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: You were raised in a nest as one of its own.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: I was for ages. But in the end, you know,
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: I just had to jump out.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Was it the beak, do you reckon?
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was the beak. Well, that was
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: the thing, Keith. I thought it was a massive beak.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Because you were wearing all black like you are now.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I was. And what you don't know about me, when
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: I was about five years old, I had this weird
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: grey streak in my hair. So I used to wear
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: black with this grey streak in my hair, and this
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: big magpie saw me and went, McCaw, McCaw, and picked
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: me up and dumped me in the nest. Far out.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: But anyway.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Happens quite a lot.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: This is my bugbear. Now, you'll be aware of the
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: fact that I live in the CBD now, old hoity J.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: Mm.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: And my wife and I are prone to the occasional
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: cafe visit, as you do when you're living in the city,
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: you know. It's right there on your doorstep.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I would say as you do if you live anywhere,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: to be honest.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Well, not out west. There's don't really have any cafes
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: out west.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: There's a great cafe just on the corner by my house.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: I don't call a petrol station a cafe, Keezy.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Well, never mind.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: But anyway, so what I've noticed, and particularly in my
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: two favourite cafes, which I won't, you know, name, is
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: the amount of birds inside the cafe. Now, you'll be
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: sitting there, right? No, I'm prone in one of the cafes.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: You're prone, so you're lying down. You're lying down.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: I'm looking over my shoulder or on my hands and knees.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: What I like.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: That's not prone. What do you like when you're prone?
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: When I am, you know, ordering my favourite dish, which
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: is Turkish eggs, and it has a labnet. which is
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: like a cheesy sort of sauce, which is really good.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: But there's always like a couple of pigeons flying around.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know about you, but I find that massively disconcerting.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: I find it unhygienic.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Pigeons, yes, they're big.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: I hate the idea that I'm tucking into my Turkish
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: eggs and then one of the pigeons does a massive
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: pigeon steamer right on my Turkish eggs.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Well, that's not going to happen, though, is it?
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, why wouldn't it happen? Is there flying
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: around the place? You know what I mean?
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: It's like, what's going on here? The bird's flying these
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: pigeons that you're inside.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: You're inside the cafe and there'll be a pigeon bloody
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: hopping around.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: So hopping or flying?
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Well, they hop and then they fly. You know, the
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: last thing you want to do is order a ham
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: and cheese croissant and have a big splatter on it.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Do you find it ironic that you're in a cafe
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: eating eggs? From a bird?
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: And complaining about birds?
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: No.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: But you know what I mean?
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Doosh, doosh, doosh.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Mochi. Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: big show done and dusted for your Wednesday. And the
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: disclaimer today, the new name for what used to be
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: previously called the outro podcast. What clip have you got
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: for us, Keezy?
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: It's a clip about Jase putting and having the yips.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Did I tell you to think about hot pot?
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: No.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: When you were putting?
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: I was already thinking about hot pot.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Woody J's got the yips.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, have you got the yips?
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: He's got the putting yips.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, you've had the yips, right?
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: I have.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Now that he's starting to really dwell on it now,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: which is making it way worse. And he'll step up
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: to hit it and he'll say stuff like, this is
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: where I f * * * ed up last time.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, Dad, of course you're going to hit
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: bad if you think that as soon as you go
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: to hit it.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're broken men. We're broken golfers, Mogi. But anyway,
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: moving on, what's your plan for the night?
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Me and Keezy are going on a hot date. Can't
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: tell you any more than that. It's a bit of
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: a surprise.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Bit of an industry who's who situation.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: That's right. Yeah, exactly. So looking forward to that. We
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: might have some information about that tomorrow, eh, Keezy? A
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: few yarns to tell? Yeah, how good. Mogi and Keezy
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: out on the town painting it red, brother.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds good.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: We've already got the yarn about me getting all the
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: hors d'oeuvres, putting it on the floor in the toilet,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: and then eating it on all fours.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: You're a shocking bastard. Sometimes I forget, Jase.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: He's a shocking bastard.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: You can't take him anywhere.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: You don't need to remind me.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: But you keep taking me places.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: I keep doing it.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Shocking bastard.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: You know, at some point, man, I've probably got to
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: blame myself, don't I? Yeah.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Because I keep taking them places, he keeps on doing it.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: But, you know... You've just got to expect it from
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: the guy because it's just part of who he is.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: It's who I am. It's who he is, man. Is
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: it his fault or.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: Is it my fault?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: It's probably my fault for expecting anything different. Actually, Jase,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: you're having hot pot tonight. What's hot pot like eating
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: off the floor of a public toilet?
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, really good, man. Really good.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I might try it.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: I'm off. I'm going to don my skull candies.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Just sit in the restaurant with your skull candies on.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: My wife will be opposite me. She'll be on her
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: phone probably looking at Insta.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: You guys have got a great relationship.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: We'll scoff it all down and then go home. I
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: don't know, actually. I think I might... Watch telly and
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: then go to bed. No, because I'm really... I'm a
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: bit sore after the old golf today.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Have a sauna, man.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Not a bad idea, Keezy.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: He won't.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: I think it might be closed, though. Actually, I should
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: investigate that. You should. Because I've never been quite sure.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: You should investigate it, but you won't. We'll do nothing.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: You'll do nothing.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Investigate it like you're a detective. Sort of detective.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Or I might just have a... You know what? I
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: think I'll have a bath.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: No, you won't.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: You don't have a bath.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: You'll do nothing.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: You haven't had a bath or cleaned yourself in years.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Goodbye!
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: See you tomorrow.