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Geek Activities: Quarantine Edition · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 7: What's up, and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: I am Brian. I'm Misty. I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 1: And we're coming to you live via the internet.
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  Speaker 8: Wow, this is awful.
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  Speaker 1: This is simultaneously coming to you from the Oddity Studios
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  Speaker 1: and the Bastion of Awesomeness.
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  Speaker 2: And my bunker.
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  Speaker 8: He's in his own room, so we figured it'd be
• 2:00
  Speaker 8: better there wouldn't be any feedback or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, aren't you always segmented in your own areas anyway, really?
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  Speaker 2: No, not usually.
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  Speaker 1: Just on different devices.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're practicing the social distancing.
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  Speaker 7: At this moment.
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  Speaker 4: In your own home.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in the weapons room.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting on a pile of toilet paper and sardines.
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  Speaker 8: Sardines are the worst.
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  Speaker 2: Sardines are good.
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  Speaker 8: I was waiting to see how long.
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  Speaker 2: You'd jump on that one. They're really good for you.
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  Speaker 1: They will help you survive into this apocalypse.
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  Speaker 8: Doesn't make them less nasty.
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  Speaker 2: When everybody else is grabbing the cans of Dinty more and,
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  Speaker 2: you know, the other shit, go for the sardines.
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  Speaker 1: It was all soup when I went to the grocery.
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  Speaker 1: There was no soup left. They cleaned that out like
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  Speaker 1: the first week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: Soup and then beans and then everything else.
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  Speaker 1: Who wants to be sitting in their bunker eating beans?
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  Speaker 8: And all farty and shit.
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  Speaker 1: That's why they need all that toilet paper.
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  Speaker 8: I went to the grocery today and it wasn't that bad.
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  Speaker 8: There was even some toilet paper on the shelves.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's crazy because it's been two weeks since I've seen.
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  Speaker 7: Any of that.
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  Speaker 8: It wasn't a lot. So I didn't like go run
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  Speaker 8: people over. There was only like maybe like six to
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  Speaker 8: ten rolls of toilet paper.
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  Speaker 1: Did you punch out an old lady?
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  Speaker 8: I wouldn't be the first time. But for the most part,
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I grabbed my beans. Pinto and Great Northern
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  Speaker 8: because I like my Pinto and Great Northern beans. But,
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  Speaker 8: I mean, there was soup. Meat was fully stocked.
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  Speaker 1: It's gotten better in the last week or two.
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  Speaker 8: For now.
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  Speaker 2: For now.
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  Speaker 8: I've heard it's going to get worse, but that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's what I thought in this weird scenario. As
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: you know, in years past, I've not normally been a
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  Speaker 1: big internet phone, whatever. People record like their entire show
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  Speaker 1: is done that way. I was always like, eh.
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  Speaker 8: They go through this shit every time.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It seems like it's just so much...
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  Speaker 1: It just works better to me if you're in the
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  Speaker 1: same room and there's a whole normal conversation going on. But...
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  Speaker 1: The world being what it is now, we don't have
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  Speaker 1: that option. So I thought if nothing else, this would
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  Speaker 1: be kind of an interesting, like instead of trying to
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  Speaker 1: do like sort of a regular episode, we know this
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  Speaker 1: isn't regular. So like, we'll just lean into it and
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  Speaker 1: we'll just do like, we'll check in with the people
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: from the meltdown gang and we'll be like, so what's
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: going on in your crazy quarantine world?
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  Speaker 8: Well, I miss bookstores. I'll tell you that right now.
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  Speaker 8: As much as I hate people, I like going places.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. You do go out into the world.
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  Speaker 1: For somebody who's as antisocial as you are, you like
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  Speaker 1: your trips.
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  Speaker 8: I like road trips. I like bookstores. I like adventures.
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  Speaker 8: I fucking hate people. And this being at home, let
• 4:59
  Speaker 8: me tell you, dude, I like... We did yard work?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm getting so much stuff done, it's crazy. It's stupid.
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  Speaker 8: You see, boyfriend is digging us. He loves staying home. I.
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  Speaker 8: Hate this shit i we did yard work one weekend
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  Speaker 8: gross nightmare nightmare trees were cut down there was there
• 5:24
  Speaker 8: was blackberry bushes and they were not awesome this.
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  Speaker 1: Is why i avoid yards i got rid of it
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  Speaker 1: i didn't well i mean it wasn't really an option
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  Speaker 1: but you know i i'm not out doing any working
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  Speaker 1: and i can tell you that.
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  Speaker 8: And then then i washed windows wait windows wait What?
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  Speaker 8: What the hell's going on here?
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  Speaker 2: Windows.
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  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: The windows on our house have never been washed.
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  Speaker 8: I can actually see out of them.
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  Speaker 1: See, I feel like I'm going the other direction. I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 1: nobody's coming over. What's the point of cleaning any of
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  Speaker 1: this shit up?
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  Speaker 8: I moved a brick.
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  Speaker 1: I have a brick. It's a really cool brick.
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  Speaker 8: Well, we had a stepping stone in front of the
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  Speaker 8: house that was kind of a death trap because... It
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  Speaker 8: was like on a slanty little part of the yard.
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  Speaker 8: And if you step on it wrong, it went sliding.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm just like, I don't fucking fix this brick.
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  Speaker 8: Somebody is going to come up our walk and do
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  Speaker 8: a face plant in one of the other bricks. And
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  Speaker 8: then we're going to be sued. So I panic in.
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  Speaker 2: Our fucking yard anyways.
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  Speaker 1: By somebody, you mean you, right? It's just a matter
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  Speaker 1: of time. And it would be you face planting.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was the one almost face planting that one time.
• 6:38
  Speaker 8: But I figured some hapless male delivery person. Would be
• 6:41
  Speaker 8: bringing one of my fucking mini ordered from China fucking
• 6:45
  Speaker 8: Baby Yodas and like lose part of their face.
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  Speaker 1: I know that's a real thing.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I got one the other day. Don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: Does it look all wonky and shit?
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  Speaker 8: It's not too bad. He's kind of cute. All right.
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  Speaker 8: As soon as he came out of the package, he
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  Speaker 8: got Lysoled and then... Because he was.
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  Speaker 1: Infected with an imported disease.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just saying in general, I don't... Any... I haven't
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  Speaker 8: gotten any packages really since this whole thing started. So
• 7:14
  Speaker 8: anything that I get, I've also got some T-shirts. Those
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  Speaker 8: went directly in the mail or into the car. I
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  Speaker 8: can't even talk.
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  Speaker 1: Into the laundry.
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  Speaker 8: So stuff is, yeah. Not specifically because he's Chinese. Because
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  Speaker 8: that would be racist.
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  Speaker 1: I only got one thing since this started, but I
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: was just kind of like, I opened the box. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, well, I'm infected now. So whatever I am.
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: going to play with my toys.
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  Speaker 8: I live in a land of boxes. If anybody's going
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  Speaker 8: to get it, it's going to be me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I come in contact with a lot of sketchy people.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm also pretty high up on the going to.
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  Speaker 6: Get it list.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know where I'm at.
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  Speaker 1: You're even when you're out in the world, you quarantine
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  Speaker 1: yourself away from people. So you're probably the safest of
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  Speaker 1: the bunch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I work pretty much by myself.
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  Speaker 1: And if they try to come near you, you have
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  Speaker 1: an open flame going.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm wearing a respirator.
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  Speaker 1: Keeps people at bay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wear a respirator.
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  Speaker 1: That's where they went.
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  Speaker 2: All day at work. Yeah, I have a special respirator.
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  Speaker 8: Special.
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  Speaker 1: Special.
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  Speaker 8: Well, if the virus don't get you, you might get
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  Speaker 8: shot instead.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, well, whatever. I assumed that was going to happen anyway. So,
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  Speaker 1: I figured we'd return to our classic, a segment that's
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: been there since the beginning of this show. We do
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  Speaker 1: Geek Activities Quarantine Edition.
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  Speaker 8: So, what have you been watching?
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  Speaker 1: We've watched so many TV shows.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of TV shows.
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  Speaker 8: All the TV shows. Should we go in any kind
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  Speaker 8: of order, or do you want to go first?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Just go ahead and go whatever.
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  Speaker 8: My list is on the table.
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  Speaker 7: Give me a list.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, how many do you want me to go through?
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  Speaker 8: Because we've watched a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Just go through all of them, but go through them quickly. Okay.
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  Speaker 7: I got my list.
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  Speaker 8: We watched Castle Rock Season 2. I can't remember if
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  Speaker 8: we got to that before the quarantine started or not.
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  Speaker 1: I think you mentioned starting it. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: we got to Season 2, though.
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  Speaker 8: We did Season 2. Season 2... I don't know. It
• 9:32
  Speaker 8: focuses more on the Andy Wiltz character from the Season
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  Speaker 8: 2 universe. There's some wonky shit going on in there.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's Stephen King universe. Of course there is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was interesting, though. I thought it was kind
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  Speaker 2: of interesting.
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  Speaker 8: I liked it. Yeah, there's a lot going on. There's
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  Speaker 8: got Tim Robbins is in it, whether you like him
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  Speaker 8: or not.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Most people I feel like like Tim Robbins. It's just
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  Speaker 1: it's funny. We haven't seen a ton of them and then.
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  Speaker 1: like in the last couple of years, he's made like a,
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: a resurgence into like, all right, fine. I'll act in
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  Speaker 1: some stuff. What do you got?
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  Speaker 8: So I figure he was in Shawshank redemption. So I
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  Speaker 8: guess he could kind of pull the whole Stephen King
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  Speaker 8: pulling it back around thing, but he doesn't already part
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  Speaker 8: of the universe.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Um, So yeah, it's one of the Amy Wilkes character,
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  Speaker 8: her growing up story. Then it throws in some other
• 10:23
  Speaker 8: shit with some like, what are they? They're like creatures
• 10:28
  Speaker 8: that are in the ground that are ghosts that are
• 10:32
  Speaker 8: re animating bodies.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, is this like pet cemetery creatures?
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: Kind of something like that.
• 10:41
  Speaker 8: Well, it's one of those things where like, apparently this,
• 10:44
  Speaker 8: the people that were there, like, Is it 150 years ago?
• 10:48
  Speaker 8: I lost track of the time frame because it's been
• 10:50
  Speaker 8: a while since we've actually watched it. They were buried
• 10:52
  Speaker 8: in the ground in this very specific spot and then
• 10:55
  Speaker 8: when she fucking unearthed the hole, they start coming back
• 11:01
  Speaker 8: alive in new people's bodies. So it's the people from
• 11:06
  Speaker 8: old time land and then they're coming into new bodies
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  Speaker 8: and trying to take over the world. It's complicated.
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  Speaker 1: It happens. It's the apocalypse.
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  Speaker 8: Let's see. I'm not going to talk too much about
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  Speaker 8: each one because we watched a lot of things and
• 11:20
  Speaker 8: we'll probably spend more time on more things. When we
• 11:25
  Speaker 8: get to what we're currently watching, we'll probably talk more
• 11:27
  Speaker 8: about that one. We watched The Witcher. Did I bitch
• 11:31
  Speaker 8: about that one yet?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. It's been a while for you guys.
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  Speaker 7: The Witcher.
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  Speaker 8: I was so disappointed. I really wanted to like it
• 11:40
  Speaker 8: because Henry Cavill. I don't know how to say his
• 11:44
  Speaker 8: last name.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: Cavill? whatever new superman yeah i don't like him as
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: superman i.
• 11:50
  Speaker 8: Don't like him as superman either that's kind of why
• 11:51
  Speaker 8: i went in kind of kind of leery but he
• 11:54
  Speaker 8: has his shirt off a lot and that part of
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  Speaker 8: cutting shit you know he is he's he's he's ripped
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  Speaker 8: like jesus.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: They don't just let anybody be superman i kind.
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  Speaker 8: Of think they will i mean i.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: Like brandon ralph shut up actually i didn't when he
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: was superman now that he's like super dorky and stuff
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  Speaker 1: like i.
• 12:13
  Speaker 8: Totally like i love I like Dylan dog. Not going
• 12:15
  Speaker 8: to lie. Dylan dog was funny.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: Even on legends. And I think legends is a train
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: wreck of a show, but like, he's always enjoyable on it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, I can't not like that guy now.
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  Speaker 1: So he's, it's common full circle.
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  Speaker 8: But yeah, the witcher was such a, what the fuck
• 12:29
  Speaker 8: are we even watching? Cause they don't, I never played
• 12:33
  Speaker 8: the game. Boyfriend didn't play the game. So I didn't
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  Speaker 8: get reference from him as to what the fuck was
• 12:37
  Speaker 8: going on. So when you start watching it and it
• 12:38
  Speaker 8: takes you like three episodes before you realize there's, three
• 12:42
  Speaker 8: different timelines going on and you're like, oh, okay. Cause
• 12:46
  Speaker 8: when you get three episodes in, you're like, wait a second.
• 12:48
  Speaker 8: Those people died two episodes ago. If they just kept it.
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  Speaker 2: To him slaying monsters, it would have been fine.
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  Speaker 8: That's the thing for a show about somebody who is
• 12:58
  Speaker 8: a monster slayer. There is rarely, rarely monsters.
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  Speaker 1: That seems like an oversight.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 8: There's like three in the entire fucking series. The whole
• 13:08
  Speaker 8: point of this thing is there's a witch. Who starts
• 13:11
  Speaker 8: off as... Huh?
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  Speaker 2: A witch or a witch-er? A witch.
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  Speaker 8: There's a witch. Isn't that Yennefer?
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: Yennefer.
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  Speaker 7: Let me start it.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sorry. If your name is Yennefer, that is the
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  Speaker 8: ugliest fucking name.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, Yennefer.
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  Speaker 2: They stuff cotton in her mouth to make her look
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  Speaker 2: like she's deformed.
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  Speaker 8: Godfather style.
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  Speaker 1: You can tell she's the hot chick.
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  Speaker 8: But yeah, eventually she's hot. Because the whole point, they
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  Speaker 8: make a point early on in the series, he's a witcher.
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  Speaker 8: That's what he does. He's not an emotional person. He
• 13:49
  Speaker 8: doesn't fall in love. He's not attached to people. And then, goddammit,
• 13:54
  Speaker 8: as soon as he sees her, that's all he does
• 13:56
  Speaker 8: is sit and moon over her. And I'm just like,
• 13:58
  Speaker 8: what the fuck.
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  Speaker 7: Are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: He follows her around everywhere.
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  Speaker 8: It's kind of sad. Dude, if you're a badass monster-hunting
• 14:09
  Speaker 8: witcher guy then get over this shit go find you
• 14:13
  Speaker 8: some demons to hunt monster to kill whatever get over
• 14:17
  Speaker 8: this chick she's kind of a cunt move on.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Oh all right well there you go that wraps it up.
• 14:24
  Speaker 8: Well i'm serious she's not worth the effort then again
• 14:28
  Speaker 8: she did have nice teeth which by the time frame
• 14:30
  Speaker 8: they should be in that might be a commodity.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: I mean that's unheard of if we're going back in
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: time and hell, even now with a lot of people.
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  Speaker 8: That was one of my complaints about the show because
• 14:40
  Speaker 8: I was sitting there watching and I'm like, you know what?
• 14:42
  Speaker 8: Everybody in this fucking show has really nice teeth. I
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  Speaker 8: am not buying the authenticity of this reality one bit because.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: No.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: It's only so authentic you can go or that people
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: will even look at.
• 14:55
  Speaker 8: Everybody had nice teeth. Not realistic. Let's see. What else
• 15:01
  Speaker 8: did we watch? Oh, my lands. We watched Lock and Key.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I've heard a minor version of a take. What was yours?
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  Speaker 2: I liked that.
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  Speaker 8: I really liked it.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: It was pretty cool.
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  Speaker 8: I had no, like, nothing going into it. I never
• 15:18
  Speaker 8: read the graphic novels.
• 15:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, me neither. I saw a trailer for it. It
• 15:23
  Speaker 7: was one of those lists of, hey, here's a list
• 15:26
  Speaker 7: of shows you should be watching.
• 15:27
  Speaker 8: And I'm a goddamn sucker. I am a sheep. You
• 15:31
  Speaker 8: tell me I should be watching something. I might watch it.
• 15:34
  Speaker 8: Unless you get really persistent. unless you get really persistent
• 15:36
  Speaker 8: because we're still fighting the tiger King.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Every I'm just, I've heard too much already. Like the
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: week it came out, I was like, shut up everybody.
• 15:47
  Speaker 7: Just shut up.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
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  Speaker 8: But yeah, back to the walking key. I, I think
• 15:52
  Speaker 8: they did, they did renew it for a second season.
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  Speaker 8: So that one I'm excited about.
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 8: There was so much going on in that one. And
• 16:01
  Speaker 8: there was, it was very interesting. It wasn't one that
• 16:03
  Speaker 8: I'd ever, it wasn't something, That I've seen a billion times.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: That's good, because it's hard to come up with those
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: original ideas in this world.
• 16:13
  Speaker 8: I did have the annoying kid who always wants to
• 16:15
  Speaker 8: be involved in shit. When I'm like, you're a fucking child.
• 16:18
  Speaker 8: Calm down. You just go sit there and play with
• 16:21
  Speaker 8: your Legos.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Hey, that's what I'm doing. Hold on. Just built a
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: whole new area in my post-apocalyptic Lego world.
• 16:29
  Speaker 8: Do you have the apocalypse laying in your Legos?
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I'm still making payments on apocalypse. apocalypse berg if you were.
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: Your little figures have little lego masks.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: On i see i didn't in the old days i
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: thought these are stupid what am i gonna make all
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: of them doctors or something that's not going on in
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: my world now i kind of wish i would have
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: grabbed a few of those but now mine all they
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: have masks on but they're like big metal masks.
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: Because now they've already been swiped up.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah well i mean now we're all like in well
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: post-apocalyptic so they're not busy fighting off whatever it is
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: now they're fighting each other so they've got like big
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: metal mask on As they like shoot a blowtorch at
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: the other one's face. And have a sword.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: And yeah.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: So mine are like Mad Max level. They're well beyond it.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: So yes they're a mask. But not those kind of masks.
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: But yes. I would recommend Walking King.
• 17:19
  Speaker 8: It's very good.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: And still sort of Stephen King ish. It's an offshoot
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: of his land.
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: Because isn't his son right?
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Yep. The son like was at least co-writer on the
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: graphic novel. So yep. It's semi-related. Literally related.
• 17:35
  Speaker 8: It's not like a scary thing. It's more like... I'm
• 17:39
  Speaker 8: not even sure what genre it would really fit into.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Supernatural fantasy.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 17:43
  Speaker 8: I don't know if you know the basic concept of
• 17:46
  Speaker 8: a family that moves into a house after their dad
• 17:48
  Speaker 8: gets murdered, and they start finding these keys, and these
• 17:51
  Speaker 8: keys can open special doors, not only in stuff, but
• 17:56
  Speaker 8: in your head.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: That can be trouble, opening up your head.
• 18:01
  Speaker 8: Well, one of the keys.
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: I don't think I'm spoiling anything. You put the key
• 18:04
  Speaker 7: in the back of your head, turn it, and it
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: takes you inside your own head so you can remember
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: all of your memories. You can watch your memories.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Hmm. I wanted to hook up a VCR to my
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: brain and catch dreams that way, but it's the closest
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I've gotten.
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: That would be pretty weird. But I do have stupid-ass dreams,
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: and most of my dreams involve boyfriend being an asshole,
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: so I'm not really sure.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Are you sure these are dreams?
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: That's what I said!
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: But, uh.
• 18:30
  Speaker 8: But yeah, that one has been renewed, so I'm excited
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: about that one. The next one we watch has already
• 18:35
  Speaker 8: been canceled, so I'm kind of aggravated about that because
• 18:38
  Speaker 8: it had a really good concept and didn't get to
• 18:39
  Speaker 8: go all the way with it because we started watching
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: October Faction.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: All right. I saw it listed of the many things
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: out there that I don't have time to watch.
• 18:50
  Speaker 8: It's a family of the mom and dad are like
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: monster hunting CIA agents. It's not really the CIA, but
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: they work for some branch of the.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: I like the idea. I don't like the cast.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: That can be a problem.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: Well, my favorite cast member wasn't in it very much
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: because Stephen McHattie's in that, and I adore Stephen McHattie.
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: But again, he's in a show where they don't fully
• 19:14
  Speaker 8: utilize his character.
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: We'll get more into that one in a couple more.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: For the analysts.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, even on this show, we didn't fully embrace
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: him as a character, but that was his own doing.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's old.
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: What do you want?
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: That was another weird run in over the years. But
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: we haven't gone into that officially on the show. So
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: we'll leave it at that. He seemed like a very
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: nice man.
• 19:42
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, it's like I said, the show's really good.
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: It's about a mother and dad. They have to they
• 19:46
  Speaker 8: keep getting transferred to different locations where they're. are spikes
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: in activity from different kinds of monsters. I mean, they
• 19:54
  Speaker 8: have all these different creatures, like everything, like vampires and
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: all different kinds of creatures that they have to fight
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: while bringing along their two teenage kids who at the
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: beginning have no idea what the fuck's going on. They
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: think their parents are insurance elements people.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Is this bad parenting? I don't know.
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: Well, by the.
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: End, the parents finally had to fess up to a
• 20:17
  Speaker 8: lot of shit, and I was kind of looking forward
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: to where it was going to go in the second season,
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: and it's already canceled. So, that sucks.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, most shows get canceled immediately now. That's just
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: kind of how stuff works.
• 20:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, which brings us to the next thing we watched,
• 20:32
  Speaker 8: which also got canceled.
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: We watched Daybreak. Have you heard anything about Daybreak?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Not really. Not as a series.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I enjoyed it. I think the writing was pretty good.
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: It was... Again, it's one of those based on a
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: graphic novel. I think.
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: But I don't know who wrote it. Again, it's an
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: apocalypse show. Because apparently there's a nuclear explosion that wiped
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: out the entire world of adults.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: It didn't kill them. It mutated them.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: And they turn into these rabid, like, almost like zombies.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: But not kids. I think I did see the trailer
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: for this.
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the teenagers and kids are still alive. And they've
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: created their own cliques, much like school, but in the
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: real world. So you have your jocks as a group.
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: You have your cheerleaders, the Shirazans or something like that,
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: because they're badass.
• 21:35
  Speaker 8: Like, They've turned into Amazon Warriors.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: It's like Mad Max meets Breakfast Club.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: It's like the entire lunchroom table breakdown only for the world.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much.
• 21:50
  Speaker 8: You have the golfers because they don't really fit in
• 21:53
  Speaker 8: with the job.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: That's kind of true.
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: The whole thing is one of the main guy who
• 22:01
  Speaker 8: was so confusing to me because he played young Sam
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: on Supernatural. But now I can't, for the life of me,
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: I can't remember what his name was on this, but
• 22:13
  Speaker 8: then his girlfriend on the show was Sam Dean, which
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: is both characters from Supernatural.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Too many Deans and Sams. And I can't watch any shows.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: They're all, they cross over too much.
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: But anyways, yeah, it's like he doesn't really fit into
• 22:26
  Speaker 8: any group. So he's, his whole thing is right before
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: the explosion, him and the girl, Sam Dean, and it
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: got into a fight. And he wanted to make things
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: up and wanted to, you know, get back together with her.
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: But right when he's trying to go find her is
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: when this fucking nuclear bomb explodes, takes out everywhere. And
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: he has no idea where she is. So he spends
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: the entire season trying to find her. And it's, first
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: of all, I think she's dead because people kind of
• 22:55
  Speaker 8: lie to him, but it's, it's funny.
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: It's all I got. It's funny.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: It looked pretty well done for what it was. I
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: do remember the trailer now that you were describing it.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, yeah, I watched that. And I
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: was like, if I had time, this looks interesting.
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: It's very breaking the fourth wall constantly. He's constantly talking
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: to you, telling you things about what's going on.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Referencing other movies.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, we need somebody to walk us through stuff
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: most of the time, really.
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: And he does.
• 23:27
  Speaker 8: But yeah, that's funny. I liked that. That was enjoyable.
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: Of course, it got canceled because I liked it.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: That's exactly why. There was a board meeting somewhere and
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: they went, oh, no, wait. Look, we just got these
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: readings in. Misty likes it. Time to cut it loose.
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: That's what happens.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, folks, it's intermission time. So how about taking a break?
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Get out and stretch a little and relax before the
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: show begins again. And why not make it refreshment time, too?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: We have lots of tasty, delicious treats waiting for you
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: at the refreshment center.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I brought them to share with you. I said I
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: was getting my Girl Scout cookies and they finally, just
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: before the lockdown, showed up and So if you need
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: some tagalongs, I also left them sealed so you know
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: they have not been infected yet. As soon as we
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: open them, they're infected.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I know, who knows.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: But tagalongs. So as we're enjoying our cookies, we're doing
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: it with coffee, which surprisingly, even as the world's falling apart,
• 24:46
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• 24:49
  Speaker 1: was driving past to go back to my bunker and
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I looked out the window and there were people in line.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Like you can't hang out there, but you can still
• 24:56
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• 24:59
  Speaker 1: back to your bunker. So just, you know, even in the...
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I've been calling it apocalypse light. You know, we haven't
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: really started fighting over gasoline yet or gunning people down
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: in the streets yet. But it's weird. So it's a
• 25:15
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• 25:18
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• 25:21
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• 25:24
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• 25:26
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• 25:26
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• 25:30
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• 25:31
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• 25:32
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• 25:35
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• 25:38
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• 26:07
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• 26:39
  Speaker 6: A secret laboratory. Illegal experiments. And they finally found a
• 26:44
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• 26:48
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• 26:53
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• 26:58
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• 27:02
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• 27:16
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• 27:23
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• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Well, we're back with Misty's continued crazy stuff she's been watching.
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: Let's see. Moving on is to a show that I'm
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: pretty sure will never get canceled, no matter how good
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: or bad it gets. It has gone through some shitty seasons.
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: There was one season I couldn't even watch.
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: It was so bad.
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: I got like three episodes in and I'm like, oh, dude,
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: fuck this season.
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: I am dunsies.
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: We finally broke in and watched American Horror Story, which
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: is so hard for me to say.
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: I don't even know why.
• 32:11
  Speaker 8: 1984. Because, you know, I'm going to watch it because
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: it has crackhead Emma Roberts in it. She's not actually
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: a crackhead that.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: I know of.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Well, we assume just kind of in life. She's a
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: little bit crackheaded.
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: She's crazy.
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: I can't guarantee there's drugs involved.
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: This one's different.
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: Because I'm used to all the other seasons, which, don't
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: get me wrong, I liked certain aspects of the first season.
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: The murder house season. Coven is still My second favorite.
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: Asylum has been my number one favorite. But all of them,
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: it just seems they want to just... Maybe I'm old
• 32:50
  Speaker 8: and I'm a prude, but I don't need gratuitous sex
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: and my TV to rule.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: That's what the internet's for, damn it.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: But I'm just like, this is unnecessary.
• 32:59
  Speaker 8: I'm like, just give me a story that's good.
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: And I'm happy.
• 33:02
  Speaker 8: You don't need to make it gratuitous for any reason.
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: I don't need that in my TV.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: But this one?
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: It seems like it sets itself up to be that
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: because it's a show based on eighties slasher movies.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: And what are eighties slasher movies kind of known for?
• 33:21
  Speaker 8: I mean, you're going to have some boobies in there.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: That's one of the basic rules is you're going to
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: be having sex so you can die. And then of
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: course you have to, you know, take the top off
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: to be doing the sex. And then there you go.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to describe it. I don't know if I
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: even remember how this works.
• 33:36
  Speaker 8: It's like, I was walking and I'm like, maybe it's
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: because it's on Hulu? Did they have an editing version?
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: I haven't gone back and watched any of the other
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: seasons on Hulu.
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: So I don't know.
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: Or maybe they were just fucking with us. Like, we
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: know what you expect. We know what you.
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: Think you're going to get.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Mix it up. Mix it up a little bit, you know.
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: Because even the two sex scenes that were sorted in there,
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: you didn't see anything.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: At all.
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: It was kind of like, they're kissing and then, oh,
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: they did it?
• 34:04
  Speaker 8: Hold on, wait, what? Very classy of Unless Emma Roberts
• 34:09
  Speaker 8: was like, no, you ain't getting that shot.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I am too good for this.
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: She might be.
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: I'm so used to her being the crazy bitch. And
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: she wasn't. Because even Boyfriend was like, I like her
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: better when she's kind of like a bitch. When she's
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: in Scream Queens, she is fucking flat out crazy. And
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: this one, she's the subdued kind of, I wouldn't say victim,
• 34:35
  Speaker 8: but she's.
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: She's just more.
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: I don't even know how to say it.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: She's not.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: She's toned down a little bit.
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: She's toned way down. And her hair was brown. And
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: that was just like, wait, what?
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: Who is this girl?
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: It's Emma.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: But yeah, it's like they got halfway through the show
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: and then they were like, hmm, what else can we
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: put in here? Because it just seemed like they kept
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: changing directions and adding more shit. And they're like, what
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: other horror movie can we throw in here? What else
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: can we rip off from something else? Because there is
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: like pretty much every 80s horror movie cliche that you
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: can throw in there. Because first of all, they're going
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: to a camp.
• 35:15
  Speaker 8: And of course, a camper died there. Actually, the whole
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: fucking camp got murdered.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: It happens.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Then you got the camp council, or is it the
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: person running the camp that's trying to open the camp,
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: you know? Even though they knew that there's murders that happened.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Is there a Judy? That's my question. Is anyone rocking
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: the sideways ponytail?
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: I don't remember there being a sideways ponytail.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: What the hell?
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Somebody was, but I can't remember who. Judy.
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: It wasn't Emma Roberts and it was not Billy Lord.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: No, but I like both of them. I would watch
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: both of them with sideways ponytails.
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: Me too.
• 35:56
  Speaker 8: And it's got that one girl whose name I can't, Leslie.
• 35:59
  Speaker 8: She played a best friend in one of the shows
• 36:01
  Speaker 8: we watched before.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Ah, Leslie.
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: You'd know her if you saw her. She played a
• 36:07
  Speaker 7: best friend in something. It might have been the What
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: I Like About You show.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lord.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I saw her on something the other day.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: The blonde girl from What I Like About You.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: And I was just like, wow, that goes deep into
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: my reservoir of weird crap that I've watched over the years.
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: Now I'm wondering if I even got her name right.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: I'm guessing I did not. I keep thinking of Leslie.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I think she's on like a detergent commercial now or
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: something like.
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: But yeah, I said there was no as far as
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: like there was no gratuitous sex scenes in it. Leslie Grossman.
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: I knew it was in there somewhere. But it's got
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: several people from different seasons did not make appearances because
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: usually you have like your basic consistent list.
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: I mean, Evan Peters has been in like every season.
• 36:58
  Speaker 8: He was not in this one.
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: Sarah Paulson. He's been in like every other season. Not
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: in this one.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: No Jessica Lange's?
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: Jessica Lange was not in this one, but she wasn't
• 37:07
  Speaker 8: in the last one either.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: That's the thing. I thought she kind of retired out
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 37:10
  Speaker 8: Maybe she wasn't.
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: I don't think she was in the political one. The
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: cult one. That was the one I could not even.
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: I just couldn't.
• 37:18
  Speaker 8: I couldn't even. But yeah, it was just like this
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: whole big thing. Every trope you could put in a movie.
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: But I'd bug it. I wasn't taking it too seriously.
• 37:30
  Speaker 8: I know it's supposed to be ridiculous because you can't
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: have something that ridiculous and not expect it to be
• 37:33
  Speaker 8: that ridiculous. If you're taking it serious and expecting quality,
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: you're going to win an Emmy.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Emmy's TV.
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: Yay, I pulled that one out of nowhere.
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: It was fun.
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: Like I said, it was better than some of the seasons.
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: Definitely better than Cult.
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: Probably better than Freak Show, which I was.
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: Very disappointed in Freak Show, because I really wanted to
• 37:59
  Speaker 8: like Freak Show, because how could you not?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, we want to hang out at a Freak Show,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: we know that. Who wouldn't want a TV show centered
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: around it?
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: I can't remember if you actually watched all of that
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: one with me, or if you gave up.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, which one?
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: American Horror Story.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: No, no, which one?
• 38:15
  Speaker 8: The last one we did, the one we're talking about.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I watched it all the way up to
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: probably about the very end, and then I kind of
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: got bored.
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: Because, yeah, they said, They even had Richard Ramirez in
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: the movie. What are you even talking about? They just
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: kept throwing shit. At the end, they had not one,
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: not two, but three different serial killers were hanging out
• 38:34
  Speaker 8: at this fucking camp.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's where I was kind of like, all right,
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: this is just fucking retarded. I'm out of here.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess if you're going to dial it
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: up to crazy.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: You think it goes like a normal 80s slasher movie.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: So you think, okay, this is the end here. They're
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: going to get killed, blah, blah, blah. And then it
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: leaves that, and then they kind of go into the future.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: And then they come back to the fucking camp again.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: This seems complicated.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: At that point, I was like, all right, this is stupid.
• 39:13
  Speaker 8: And Richard Ramirez, at some point, gets killed and gets
• 39:17
  Speaker 8: brought back to life by Satan.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: That might have happened. We don't know everything he was
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: up to.
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: Some crazy shit, but this is just... yeah, I'm like, again,
• 39:28
  Speaker 8: you're being factually incorrect. I'm pretty sure Richard Ramirez did
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: not go to summer camp. I mean, you never know,
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: but it does have the scene where he's arrested, but
• 39:39
  Speaker 8: they played that fairly accurate.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, Jeffrey Dahmer met the vice president. So you
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: really don't know what the hell's going on in their
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: lives before they become famous and or infamous.
• 39:51
  Speaker 8: Like I said, I liked it better than some of
• 39:53
  Speaker 8: the other seasons, but it was by far not my favorite,
• 39:55
  Speaker 8: but I did enjoy it. What else did we watch?
• 39:59
  Speaker 8: Let me look at my list because I made one.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
• 40:04
  Speaker 8: That's one boyfriend. Should I do the one you liked
• 40:07
  Speaker 8: or the one that you're kind of like on?
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: You can do the one I'm kind of on.
• 40:12
  Speaker 8: Okay, we started watching The Strain.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I like The Strain.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Sorry, my favorite is girl.
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: I've only seen her in like one episode so far.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I know, but it's the only, actually from the beginning,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I wanted to watch it just because of who was
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: involved in making it. But I just, again, it's a
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: show and I didn't have time. And then I knew
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: she came on. I'm like, no, I really want to
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: watch it. And I still haven't really have a time.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: So I don't know.
• 40:37
  Speaker 8: We have finished the first season and we have started
• 40:40
  Speaker 8: the second. And I liked the first season, even though
• 40:44
  Speaker 8: it should stress me out because there is a lot
• 40:47
  Speaker 8: of shit going on in there that I'm like, pretty
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: sure i heard this speech on tv just the other
• 40:51
  Speaker 8: day because there's a lot of you know there's something
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: going around um where everybody's wearing masks and stealing toilet
• 41:00
  Speaker 8: paper but this was like fucking years.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Ago so we're gonna turn into vampires is what.
• 41:05
  Speaker 8: You're saying big vampire weird ass worms with things that
• 41:09
  Speaker 8: shoot out of our mouths that's apparently what's gonna happen
• 41:11
  Speaker 8: to all of.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Us That still sounds better than some of the other
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: stuff I've been hearing on the news. So, all right.
• 41:17
  Speaker 8: Way more interesting. This fucking apocalypse we've got going on
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: now is so lame.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Apocalypse light and it's boring. It's just sitting at home.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I'm working.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I know going to work every day. That's the worst
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: part of it.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it feels, it feels like everybody else is
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: on vacation. I know. Everybody's out riding bikes and in
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: their yard and, and hanging out and going places. And
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I'm going to work. Everybody's in my fucking way.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: See, I was thinking that the other day and I'm
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: not totally don't, don't anybody take this the wrong way.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Cause I know, I'm just thankful I'm not unemployed now
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: because I can't afford any, any, I have no buffer zone.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I'm living paycheck to paycheck. I get it. Like people
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: are hurting from day one. So I'm glad that's not
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: happened to me. But I went outside when I'm pretending
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: to take a break at work and because I still
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: have to do that, even though I can't go anywhere.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: But so I'm outside and I'm.
• 42:16
  Speaker 8: Like, is, is everybody happier?
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Because I see people riding bikes and walking dogs, and
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I swear in front of me, I'm sitting in my car,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: because I have nothing else to do, and there's like
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: kids throwing a football in the street. And I'm like,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: when I was like 17, I'm like, would you ever
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: hang out with your little brother if you had any
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: other choice in the world if you weren't quarantined with him?
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: But now they're like being siblings and shit. I'm just like,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: is everybody happier because they don't have to go to work?
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I think we've hit the key here.
• 42:47
  Speaker 8: I don't know. You obviously didn't see that couple in
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: front of our house earlier today.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: What was going on there?
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: They were riding bikes. And he was going to go
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: one way and she was going to go the other.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: And he was like, where the hell are you going?
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: And she circled back and then he ran right into her.
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: She hit the ground. You have no idea how hard
• 43:11
  Speaker 8: it was for me to not point and laugh. I.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: I was waiting for it. I was like, Oh God,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: she's going to, she's going to let out a huge laugh.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Cause I'm like, she's infected.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I usually sit on the porch and I'll
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: be quiet. And most of the time people go by,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: they won't see you if you're sitting on the porch.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: But if we're sitting on the porch together and people
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: ride by, Misty's usually like, you know, ah, look at
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: that asshole.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: And you're like, shh, not so loud.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because people can hear.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have to go punch him in the
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: face when they get mad.
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: I'm not that loud. I usually go around the corner.
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: He ran right into her right.
• 44:02
  Speaker 8: In front of our house.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah and this is the thing it's like i
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: think it was both they're false you know because i
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: think he was he would he slowed down a little
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: bit but i think he was trying to hit her
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: on purpose because he was aggro i could tell he
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: was aggravated at her and then i think she let
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: him hit her just so she could be mad at
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: him oh they are a couple yeah exactly But they
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: both hit each other at like a little bit more
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: force than they actually thought they were. It knocked her
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: flat on her ass.
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: And then they both got mad and then she went
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: one direction and he went the other.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: But see, they couldn't have had this magic moment if
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: they were stuck at work.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: No.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know. So weird.
• 44:53
  Speaker 8: Eventually he circled back going towards the direction she went
• 44:56
  Speaker 8: off in. So they might have Might have made amends.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Or maybe they're no longer together. Whatever.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I think she's like, fuck this, I'm going home. He
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: just kept on riding and he got kind of down
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: to the end of the cul-de-sac past our house and
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: then he turned around and came back. I was going
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: to go, just go apologize. Yeah.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's such a weird world
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: with people doing things, you know, anything that's not going
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: to work. They can almost have a life together.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I understand people are stressed and I understand,
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: you know, like bills and stuff like that. But it
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: does seem like people are out doing stuff.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: But like outside.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: But outside, yeah, they're outside doing stuff.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: They're not, like, driving and going to the mall anymore.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Now they're, like, hanging out with their family in the backyard,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: having a cookout.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Well, no, they're also driving around and hanging out at
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Kroger and Walmart and Target and Meijer.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: That's so they can fight over toilet paper, you know.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know. It's like, I understand, you know, if
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: you've got to get stuff, that's fine. You know, send
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: one of your family members to go get stuff and
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: then come back.
• 46:15
  Speaker 8: Don't take the entire fucking family.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Now it's getting to the point you can't do that.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: As of this week, they're starting to limit the number
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: of people that can even be in the building.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw Walmart doing that.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Walmart's definitely started doing that. All the smaller businesses
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I've seen do that anyway, but now even Walmart's got
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: to that point. Now it's like a one-in, one-out kind
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: of thing for a lot of the bigger stores.
• 46:40
  Speaker 8: I'm okay with Because as much as I hate this
• 46:43
  Speaker 8: shit and as much as I've been complaining about it,
• 46:44
  Speaker 8: and trust me, I have been complaining about it.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine.
• 46:51
  Speaker 8: I went to the grocery today, but I have not gone,
• 46:53
  Speaker 8: aside from going to work, I have not gone anywhere else.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: But I was thinking this the other day. I was like,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: in a way, this is exactly what Misty wanted. Six
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: feet radius with nobody around her at any given moment.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: That's exactly the way you want to go through the world.
• 47:09
  Speaker 8: But I want my bookstore.
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: Open when I get there.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I was thinking just for us, because we're constantly at conventions,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: like what if we could still have the conventions, but
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: we always got a six foot buffer, man, that would
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: be nice. You wouldn't have to be bumping into crazy
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: sweaty geeks and stuff.
• 47:25
  Speaker 8: It'd be kind of nice.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: So we can find an in-between.
• 47:29
  Speaker 8: We've watched like, should I talk about the other two
• 47:35
  Speaker 8: things that we watched? It's only got like one and
• 47:38
  Speaker 8: a half more. One of them really doesn't count because
• 47:41
  Speaker 8: it's just kind of like been background sound a lot
• 47:43
  Speaker 8: of the time. But one of my new partially favorite things,
• 47:49
  Speaker 8: Future Man.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Future Man.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 47:53
  Speaker 8: One of the greatest things ever. I'm pretty sure it's
• 47:55
  Speaker 8: a Hulu exclusive, but it is so fucking funny.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: It is so fucking hilarious. The writing on it is great.
• 48:04
  Speaker 8: But it's stupid. It's like stupid funny. It's like the
• 48:08
  Speaker 8: stupidest thing I've ever heard of.
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: But good God damn, it's hilarious.
• 48:12
  Speaker 8: And it's one of those things you kind of need
• 48:13
  Speaker 8: something this stupid in this day and age, because you
• 48:16
  Speaker 8: need something that you're like, Oh my God.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Some people kind of complain about it. Cause in, uh,
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Seth Rogen, did he help write some of it?
• 48:24
  Speaker 8: I think he is like later, like the season that
• 48:27
  Speaker 8: we're on now, cause they just released season three yesterday.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Okay. I can't remember which one it was, but I
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: remember reading some people complaining about it.
• 48:36
  Speaker 8: Huh? I've been complaining about just having to see him.
• 48:41
  Speaker 8: I am not.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, not that. I'm talking about the show
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: in general. They had people complain about, well, you know,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: if you want something stupid that's just full of dick
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: jokes and blah, blah, blah.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: That's Seth Rogen.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: This is the show for you. It's not very.
• 48:57
  Speaker 8: It is not highbrow.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: It's not highbrow. It's lowbrow. It's as low as you go.
• 49:04
  Speaker 8: There are a lot of dick and fart jokes. Let
• 49:06
  Speaker 8: me tell you that right now.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's... Yeah, there's a lot of... It's lewd
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: and just... But it's fucking funny as shit. Oh my God,
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: it's so hilarious. At least I find it fucking hilarious.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: But I think one of the funniest things about it
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: is the main character, Josh.
• 49:25
  Speaker 8: Played by Josh Hutcherson from the Hunger Games movies.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But whatever. Anyways, the main character. He
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: is exactly like a guy I work with.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Lucky you get an extra dose of it. Yeah.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: But it's funny because, uh, the Josh character is just,
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: he's just kind of a loser and he's not good
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: at anything. And he's, he's kind of short and he
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: always gets picked on. And it just seems like life
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: is just constantly kicking him in the nuts. And that's
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: the way this guy that I work with is. He
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: is just string of bad luck after bad luck. He
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: always tries to do the right thing, and he always
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: gets shit on. And that is exactly this guy.
• 50:12
  Speaker 8: In this scenario, does that make you wolf? Because I
• 50:14
  Speaker 8: have no idea where that would go.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: No. Because I don't really interact with him that much.
• 50:21
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Corey Wolfheart.
• 50:25
  Speaker 8: Corey Wolfheart. He's the best. That's where I... Oh, my God.
• 50:28
  Speaker 8: The only thing that got me through season two was
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: that guy. But the basic concept of the first season is...
• 50:36
  Speaker 8: Josh is kind of a loser, right? And all he
• 50:39
  Speaker 8: does is he's a janitor at like a medical research facility.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: This sounds like trouble.
• 50:46
  Speaker 8: And he plays video games. There's this one video game
• 50:49
  Speaker 8: that nobody's ever beat.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:52
  Speaker 8: So he wants to beat this video game.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Finally.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Finally.
• 50:58
  Speaker 8: After all this time, he finally beats the video game.
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: find out it's not really a video game.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: It is a training simulation.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Oh they last starfightered him and he even refers to
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: that in it because that's the whole premise of the movie.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what he's saying yeah when.
• 51:17
  Speaker 8: They when they show up when tiger and wolf show
• 51:20
  Speaker 8: up they explain to him you know it's you know
• 51:22
  Speaker 8: this is a recruitment this is and he's like wait,
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: hold on, that's the last Starfighter. And they're like, what
• 51:28
  Speaker 8: are you talking about?
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:31
  Speaker 8: He's like, it's a movie. And they're like, what's a movie?
• 51:32
  Speaker 8: Because they're from the future where the world has gone
• 51:36
  Speaker 8: to shit so they don't know anything. But because he
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: beat the game, now he is their savior and he
• 51:41
  Speaker 8: has to help them defeat all these things to change
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: the future so that they don't have a shitty future.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Complicated, but all time-travelly things are.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, and they make a fuckery of time travel they
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: screw everything.
• 51:58
  Speaker 8: Up to the point where in season three where we
• 52:01
  Speaker 8: just started they have fucked things up so bad that
• 52:03
  Speaker 8: they had to go to a this they got taken
• 52:05
  Speaker 8: off the prison first of all for fucking they caused
• 52:08
  Speaker 8: so many time rifts that it caused like an entire
• 52:12
  Speaker 8: fucking galaxy to explode i.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Mean that's bound to happen when you start messing with
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: time in general.
• 52:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah the first season pure genius mostly because derrick wilson
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: I don't know if you're familiar with Derek Wilson because
• 52:26
  Speaker 8: the only other thing I knew him from before this
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: was Preacher. He is so fucking funny. All right. They're
• 52:40
  Speaker 8: only funny when they're together.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. When all three of them are together, there's a
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: perfect chemistry there.
• 52:47
  Speaker 8: So, of course, for season two, they split them all up.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: What a great idea.
• 52:53
  Speaker 8: And it quit being funny. Season two was a struggle.
• 52:58
  Speaker 8: It was painful until the very end when they all
• 53:02
  Speaker 8: three get back together and you're like, oh, that's why
• 53:04
  Speaker 8: I like this show. Haley Joel Osment was really not
• 53:07
  Speaker 8: helping the second season?
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: No.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Special guest star, though.
• 53:12
  Speaker 8: He was in a good majority of the second season.
• 53:14
  Speaker 8: He wasn't even a guest star at that point. He
• 53:16
  Speaker 8: was starring.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was in a little bit of the first
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: season and then he was in pretty much all of
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: the second season.
• 53:25
  Speaker 8: We've not seen him so far at all in the
• 53:26
  Speaker 8: third season, so that's good. But they started off in
• 53:29
  Speaker 8: the third season, were part of, I guess, after they
• 53:31
  Speaker 8: were in, like, whatever, space prison they were in, now
• 53:33
  Speaker 8: they had to go to the dikeathlon where they have
• 53:35
  Speaker 8: to kill people?
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, it's basically, it's the running man.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Nice. Stealing from all the good ones.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they've committed all these time atrocities. Now they've
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: got to, they put them on TV to, um, playing
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: the Dicathlon.
• 53:57
  Speaker 8: For entertainment.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Dicathlon.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: I get it.
• 54:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 54:02
  Speaker 8: And that's where Seth Rogen has come in.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 54:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he is the leader of whatever. He's the TV
• 54:09
  Speaker 8: producer of the Dicathlon.
• 54:11
  Speaker 7: His name is Susan.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Alright. Yeah, it's stupid.
• 54:16
  Speaker 8: But luckily, then they escaped from this, so now they
• 54:20
  Speaker 8: stole this time travel device where they can jump to
• 54:22
  Speaker 8: any place any.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Time yeah and uh they're trying to hide from the
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: time police but unfortunately uh wolf can't seem to not
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: screw things up so.
• 54:38
  Speaker 8: Because they want to find a time where they can
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: stay and kind of lay low but he's always doing
• 54:43
  Speaker 8: things that cause like history to change sliced bread he
• 54:48
  Speaker 8: like yeah Yeah, it's a whole big thing. But it
• 54:55
  Speaker 8: is way funnier than we just made it sound like.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:00
  Speaker 8: So if you like stupid shit and you like laughing
• 55:02
  Speaker 8: at stupid shit, Future Man.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Sold.
• 55:08
  Speaker 8: Dude, it's funny. I don't even care. The only other
• 55:12
  Speaker 8: thing we've kind of been watching just because it's on
• 55:13
  Speaker 8: Hulu is they have Animaniacs. And I forgot how great
• 55:17
  Speaker 8: that show was.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I was a sucker for some Animaniacs back in the day.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 55:23
  Speaker 8: That's like my early morning cartoons now. Because now that
• 55:25
  Speaker 8: we're not going anywhere on the weekend, I get up,
• 55:27
  Speaker 8: eat my bowl of cereal, watch me some Animaniacs.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: So is it in its original form with all the
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: other crazy ones? Or did they just edit it so
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: that it's nothing but Yakko, Wacko, and Dot?
• 55:40
  Speaker 7: Dude, I wish.
• 55:41
  Speaker 8: Because I am so fucking tired of Buttons and Mindy.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see that one, even back when it was originally on,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, why... I get it. I get the joke,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: but after one of them, you've seen it. You only
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: need one, and then it's not that funny anymore. Just
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: waste a whole lot of time.
• 55:57
  Speaker 8: Dude, I could do without anything that I had turned
• 56:01
  Speaker 8: off today because I had to put it back on
• 56:03
  Speaker 8: my murder shows because I got tired of Buttons and
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: Mindy and the Goodfeathers. I don't need that.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: See, that's another one. I was like, it's just the reference,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: and then after you watch it one episode, you're like,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: all right, I get it. I'm good. That was the thing.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Like the two good segments on that show became super
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: popular and everything else. I was like, why, why is
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: this here?
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: Like, why?
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Except for the giant chicken going to
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: peck your eye out, which I, I would still reference.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: I did at the time. And I still occasionally make
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: reference to that. And nobody knows what the hell I'm
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: talking about, but giant chicken.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Pick your eyes out.
• 56:42
  Speaker 8: I haven't gotten that far.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous too. And again, after one, that one almost
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: works the other way because it's so stupid. You're like, well,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: they're never going to do another one of those. And
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: then they keep doing them. And you're like, it's almost
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: the funny thing is that they keep doing this dumb
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: premise over and over and over again. But yeah, other
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: than Yakko, Wacko and Dot and Pinky and the Brain,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: like that, that's really all you needed out of that show.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: But they kept doing this other stuff.
• 57:08
  Speaker 8: I'm okay with the squirrel. Slappy's okay.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I guess she's, she's angry.
• 57:13
  Speaker 8: I was okay with the Rita and runt until today.
• 57:17
  Speaker 8: Cause the one I watched today was them doing like a,
• 57:20
  Speaker 8: their version of Les Miserables. And it was Les Miserables
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: animals or some shit like that. And it was just
• 57:26
  Speaker 8: them trying to sing songs and the guy was going
• 57:28
  Speaker 8: to cook them or something. And I was just like,
• 57:31
  Speaker 8: this is just dumb. This isn't funny. It's just boring.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: I mean that one, at least they had good voice talent.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: So I, I don't know. I at least gave it
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: bonus points for that because I like her and they
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: brought her in to sing.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Who was it? Oh, Lord.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Now I have to think.
• 57:51
  Speaker 8: I think I tried to look it up. My laptop
• 57:53
  Speaker 8: is right here. Bernadette Peters?
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: It's Bernadette Peters. Again, I'm a sucker for the jerk.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: So anything from that point on, like Bernadette Peters was cool.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: So like Then she just became like a big Broadway
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: star and she has this amazing voice. To me, anytime
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: she pops up in something, I'm like, well, you get
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: bonus points because you were in The Jerk. Bernadette Peters.
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: I like her.
• 58:20
  Speaker 8: I've never seen it.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: She's awesome. Again, if you like dumb things and you
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: like laughing at dumb things, The Jerk and Bernadette Peters
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: is cool. That's really the only thing that I was like,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: why are they always singing? I know that's the point
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: of this part, but why are they always singing?
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: But Animaniacs does have some good songs. There are songs
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: that I'm like, holy shit, this is good.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, the Animaniacs. Yeah, the ones they worked in
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: with Yakko, Yakko, and Dot were always good. Like, again,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: it was just good writing for the most part.
• 58:52
  Speaker 8: And not at all for kids half the time.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: It never really was. And I was kind of okay
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: with that because I was like, truthfully, neither were the
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: old Warner Brothers stuff. Like, they were adult like adult
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: references that like no kid back in the 40s was
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: ever gonna get these rep they were still sitting in
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: a theater watching them but like there's no way they
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: ever got the jokes and the references and so yeah
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: to me i was like well animaniacs is just following
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: in the tradition of good old school warner brothers animation
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: with stuff kids don't.
• 59:22
  Speaker 8: Understand oh i forgot to complain about something on the
• 59:25
  Speaker 8: screen that i need to complain about real quick the
• 59:27
  Speaker 8: best character that I have the most interest in, who
• 59:30
  Speaker 8: is the most interesting, and goddammit, he's hardly in any episodes,
• 59:34
  Speaker 8: and they have done.
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: Zero with his character.
• 59:36
  Speaker 8: Stephen McAddy's character in The Strain is fucking awesome, but
• 59:42
  Speaker 8: they don't show you anything about him so far. We
• 59:44
  Speaker 8: just started season two, and I'm struggling, struggling with season two,
• 59:49
  Speaker 8: because they changed the kid actor, because the kid actor
• 59:52
  Speaker 8: who was in the first season wasn't that bad, wasn't
• 59:55
  Speaker 8: that annoying. I could deal with him. They start season
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: two and this little fucking piggy nose motherfucker walks out
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: and I'm like, who is this little shit? And then
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 8: he starts talking and I'm just.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: Like, oh God, he's fucking annoying.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 7: He is.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 8: And it's just a struggle because like I said, the
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 8: first season, he was okay. He was tolerable. I could
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 8: deal with him. I'm not big on kids in the
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: first place. So I was making an allowance for this one.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: But the second season, this little fucker, and he is
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 8: just the whiniest little shit.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: He's always questioning, always whining, always just... I guess they're
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: trying to go through the whole thing of him. He's
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: going through his preteen fucking problems and shit like that.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 8: I just want to see him get eaten by zombies
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 8: or vampire bugs, whatever the fuck they are.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: As long as there's some Samantha Mathis in there, that's
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: all I really want.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 8: Like I said, I've only seen her in one episode
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 8: so far.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: Questioning the logic of the physical madness of the things
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 8: that take over your body why does it make your
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 8: junk fall off.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Uh i mean there's a lot of weird questions in
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: vampire lore as to what goes on with your junk
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: once you become.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: A vampire this it literally just falls off.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: I mean i've heard some weird and rice stories about
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: it so i i don't know what goes on when
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: you're a vampire.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: That's been so long since I've read any Anne Rice
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 8: that I have no idea what you're even talking about.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I feel like it doesn't work so much. I thought
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: that was sort of an underlying thing in the books
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: that they sort of gloss over when it's time for movies.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: It literally falls off your kin. I don't understand. You
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 8: were Marilyn Manson from Mechanical Animals. There is no reason
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: for that. But then it changes your body so that
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 8: it all comes out. like a bird, like you pee
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 8: and poop at the same time from one place. I
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: don't understand why that's necessary.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: This is more details than I need from my vampires, really.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: But again, Stephen McHattie, I think his character's name is Vaughn.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: He comes out of nowhere.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 8: He is, he's a vampire thing, but he's going around
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 8: killing other vampire things and he's a badass. And I
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 8: have no idea what the fuck's going on.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: He's sort of a vampire, but he also likes to
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: kill vampires.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 8: Dude. Seems like I had another complaint about it, but
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 8: I don't remember what it was.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: What have you watched?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 8: Have you watched anything?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, I was going to let you do most
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: of yours, but I had one thing lately that I thought,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: number one, you would kind of, or at least Misty
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: would kind of appreciate. Jade probably won't give her access.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: But this is also like the level of not just
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: like my boredom with the current state of the world,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: but even like the people of the world, which to me,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: you know, the celebrities are the only important people That's
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: not really true, but I mean, kind of. I'm a
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: geek for movie type stuff. And so I've seen a
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: ton of stuff rolling by on the internet and I'm like, eh, whatever.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: And then at some point it goes, hey, Felicia Day
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: is doing this live thing. I'm like, all right, whatever.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: So then like I had to join Twitch for God's sakes.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: I could give a rat's ass about games and stuff,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: but she was doing a virtual tour of London from
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: her house because she was so bored.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 8: How do you even do that?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Well, then she, she also brought in and see, this
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: was the one I had to like, before we started,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn it. I know Misty's going to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: ask me what his name is. And then I'm going
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: to have to figure it out. Cause I can't ever remember.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: So I was like, it's Felicia. And she's sitting there
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: talking to that one guy from Buffy. And then you're
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: going to be like, which one? So I had to
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: double check. It's Tom link. He was Andrew Wells. He
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: was like one of the trio.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 7: He was the blonde, right?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was the blonde.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: He was the one who.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 8: Likes to dress up in costumes on his Twitter or whatever, Instagram.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 8: I'm sure. I'm pretty sure he does these knockoffs. He'll
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 8: have somebody on the red carpet wearing something ridiculous, so
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: he'll figure out a way to make an outfit that
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 8: is as thrown together and weird as possible to match
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: their outfit.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, based on the hour or so I spent
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: with them the other day, that sounds about right, actually.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: But yeah, so they were just hanging. And what's funny
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: is like she calls it out in the middle. She's
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: just like, yeah, this is how bored I am. I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: haven't talked to you in like years. Like I'm scraping
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: bottom of friends that I haven't talked to in forever
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: to go hang out because I have nothing to do.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn, she just said that out loud.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: She's like, hey, Tom, we haven't seen each other in
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: a long time.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 8: Like.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Let's go to London. So they both are sitting in
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: front of their computer and then they start like, like,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: cause I think they've both been there. She's definitely been there.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: And he had like a show playing there or something.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: So like they both kind of know references, but then
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: they were like, first they're like, what hotel are we
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: going to stay at? So they're picking like the most
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: high end hotels. And then they're like, nah, screw that.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Let's find this one. So then they're looking at like
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: ghetto hotels. So they're, Then they're going to like shops
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: she wants to go shop at and like places to
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: go get tea. And I was like, fuck tea. But yeah,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They were like going to all these
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: weird little spots, but they'd like put in the address
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: on Google and then like Google Maps their way into
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: the street and then be like zooming around London streets
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: through a Google Maps. And it was more entertaining than
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I feel like it should have been.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 8: They had nothing else to do.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: They really didn't. And the thing is, I also obviously
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: didn't because I saw the link and went, all right, fine.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: And then I spent well over an hour watching them
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Google each other on the London app.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. There were a few places that I was like,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: you know, if I went there, I would go to
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: that place. That looks cool. So they. There were a
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: few random places, all of which I couldn't afford. Even
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: if I can magically afford to go to London, I
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: then could also not afford to go to any of
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: these places that they went.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: I just sent you a link to his Instagram page.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 8: So later you can look at it and see what
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: I'm talking about.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it sounds about like all of his stories.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: It does seem like something he would be doing with
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: his time. And it also, again, it did because I
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: thought I was like, you like Felicia. I was like,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: you might like this. But I knew as I was watching,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, Misty's going to be so pissed about
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: these places. They're looking at food. Because it was the
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: most fancy ass, tiny portion, eaten out of a bird's nest,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: trendy bullshit.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Like everything in this one restaurant was like the most artsy,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: pretentious bullshit with like one half of a bite portions.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: But it looked awesome.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: Amazing.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: I was just like, bullshit. Give me a sandwich, damn it.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 8: That will not even satisfy my pre-drink hunger.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: So I knew you would be pissed by the food,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: but otherwise she was a delight to virtually hang out
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: with the other days.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 7: She's adorable.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 8: She's so delightfully weird. I like her.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: She's so dorky. It's just wonderful.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: Yup.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: So that's what I did the other day that I
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: thought was sort of a nice tie-in to Number one,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: geek activities, but also the state of the world we
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: live in that everyone is so bored at home that
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: they're going on virtual trips to other lands, other places. Yeah,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: this is what we've come to.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 7: I'm ready for it to be going to normal.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I just, yeah, I'm kind
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: of sick of it. I got to say mostly the,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I, I, The most, as I said
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: on the last episode, I surprisingly saw someone in the
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: real world and recorded. I was like, the rest of
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: the basics haven't changed. Like I don't interact with people
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: normally if I can help it. The only time I
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: talk to people is on the show. So when we
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: do this, I'm back to normal. So yeah, it's just
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: that I can't go anywhere apart because that's the only difference.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Like I still am stuck going to work and I
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: am isolated every moment of my life. So yeah. Yeah,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: I just can't.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 8: We can't draft it because we still got to do
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 8: the work shit. Then we don't get the fun shit.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: We don't get to be stuck at home and be
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: bored and watch 48 hours of television continuously. But yet,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: we also can't go anywhere.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 8: Do you have any idea how long this podcast would
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 8: be if I didn't have to go to work and
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 8: could watch shit all day long?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a blessing for all of us probably. Because
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: then I would just have to go through the blow
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: by blow. Again, this is how bored I was. And
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: this isn't a slam on the show.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I came to like, I realized it really is a
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: good show. I always liked it. But the other day,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: I think I was sick of whatever was on me
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: TV and I switched to antenna because these are the
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: things I watch all day. And I just kind of
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: had it on like it wasn't actively, which is half
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: of the things that are always on. I don't really watch.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: It's just the TV's always on. it was like 10
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: hours of news radio and I like news radio Dave
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Foley's awesome I spent the whole day going damn it
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: I miss Phil Hartman so much like he was so
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: damn funny so yeah it's like but you know after
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: like two three episodes I got past the oh, I
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: like this guy. I like that guy. This is great.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: And then nine hours went rolling past, and I was
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: just like, oh my god, this is still on. Will
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: you guys play something.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 7: Else now, please?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: This is what's come of the world, damn it.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 8: Me with my dead people shows, I watch ID Channel.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 8: When I'm not watching shows that are actually on the list,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 8: I watch so many ID Channel shows.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 8: Do you have a smart TV or like a Roku
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 8: or anything?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: No, that's what I wish I would have bought before
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: this started because most of the stuff, I was streaming
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: things through an old DVD player and now it like
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: quit working on most, like all the other stuff fell
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: off so I can still get Netflix. But other than that,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: everything else doesn't work on it anymore as far as
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: streaming things. I just need to get like a Roku
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: or something. So, cause I've got streaming services, but now
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: I have to watch stuff on the laptop, which is
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: kind of a pain and not really the theatrical experience
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: So.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 8: I was going to recommend Pluto cause Pluto's free stuff
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 8: and they got so much shit on there. That's so
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 8: good at just leaving on the background.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Cause now they've got a, what is it? I
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: can't even pronounce it. It's in Japanese. It's on the
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: tech show. But all they play all day long is
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: like Ultraman, Ultra 7, Kamen Rider, Power Rangers, like the
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Japanese Power Rangers. They call them Time Rangers and stuff
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: like that. So it's all just it's all those shows,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: 24 hours.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Crazy people in suits kicking at each other.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 8: They've got a constant Mystery Science Theater always on.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard that's an option on one of the
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: streaming setups out there.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 7: They have one.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 8: It was Roger Corman weekend today on Shout TV. They
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 8: have a channel where they just show stuff constantly. That's
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 8: pretty great.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: And then they have movies on demand that are free.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: So they have like like a whole bunch of movies
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: on there.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 8: Um, they do show commercials that don't, they don't really
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 8: time it to where commercial should be in shows. Yeah.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: It's kind of weird, but it's still, it's, it's still free. So,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, I like, I watch hackers a lot cause
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: I fucking love hackers.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: Just the movie on a loop.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: The movie hackers. I fucking love the movie hackers.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not going to argue. It's, it's awesome.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: And it's own special hackers way.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: Fuck what?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 8: Your surf channel?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, surf channel. I watch the surf channel all the time.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 8: You and Oscar sit and watch the surf channel together?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't do that as much as we used
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: to because now I'm watching more of the monster.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 8: Does it scare him? Does it intimidate him?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: He's Gamera. He doesn't have to worry about that.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: It's his turtle. He's watching TV with his turtle.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I watch TV with my turtle.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: In case you were wondering what the hell we're talking about.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We used to sit and watch a
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: surf channel.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Now he can be a flying turtle and he can
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: attack people.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he can be a flying turtle. He can have dreams.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 8: Aspirations.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: Aspirations, yeah.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 7: One day that could be him.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: I was also watching Buckaroo Banzai.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 8: Without me.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: They've got that on there.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: That one's awesome. In ways that I wasn't even prepared
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: for because.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: I think I watched it much later in life. Like
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: I remember it kind of on when it was originally out.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: And then like, I was kind of like, whatever.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: I saw it was originally out and I loved it.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: I thought it was awesome. And then I went back
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: and watched it and I was like, God, this is
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: cheesy as hell. Why did I like this? Then I
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: watched it again and then I was like, holy shit,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: this is genius.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: That's where I landed. I remember it kind of on
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: as a kid, but I wasn't paying attention. Then I
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: went back and watched it in recent years. I was like,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: this is amazing.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 8: I just bought it on Blu-ray and I was so
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 8: excited to watch it. Boyfriend's like, I just watched that
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 8: the other day. I'm like, what the fuck?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Well, I didn't know you wanted to watch it. If
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: it's on TV, it'll just be in the background. And
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not watching stuff all the way through because I
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: don't have time to watch movies all the way through.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: What the fuck else are we doing? Because when I
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: get home from work and eat, I've only got maybe
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: an hour or something while I'm eating or less than that,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: then you get home.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 7: And then it's nap time.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it's nap time.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's mine the rest of the week. I just
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: know I'm going to fall asleep, so I don't even
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: attempt to watch anything. That's why I don't get it
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: through anything, because I'm tired. I just want to go
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: to sleep.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe on the weekends I can work in a couple
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: of movies.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just put it on YouTube. I listen to
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: a lot of Synthwave, so I just put it on
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: some Synthwave, you know, or New Retro Wave.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 7: And just sleep.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just nap. Just nap to the soothing sounds of
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: Synthwave or Chillwave or whatever.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: Whatever I want to listen to.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 8: But yeah, I'm excited about watching Buckaroo Bonsai since I'm
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 8: the only one who hasn't seen it. And I do
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 8: adore Clancy Brown so much.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: You haven't seen it?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 7: Never.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought for some reason I keep thinking you've
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: seen parts of it.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: Never.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, we'll sit down and watch it tonight.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Young, studly Peter Weller. I don't think you're prepared for this.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Peter Weller was pretty cool. Pretty cool looking back
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: in the day.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: It's going to be like a shock when you see
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: what I, last night, he sent the message to Misty.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, oddly enough, Peter Weller is the villain
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: on this week's episode of MacGyver.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Like what?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: The current era running on primetime MacGyver with that weird
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: young blonde guy.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: Really? What is he like 90 years old now?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: He's like skinny. He's like an old guy skinny. And
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: then like his head is completely shaved. And he's the
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: bad guy. And I'm like, you know, he's still Peter Weller.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: He's still a badass. He's just an old bald-headed badass now.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I was not prepared for that. I had
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: not seen him probably since I saw him in the
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: real world. It had been several years. And I'm like, oh,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen the bald-headed version.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 8: And you saw the other guy that Boyfriend's a fan
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 8: of in your other show.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: The Damascus or.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: What? Mark Dacascos?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: There we go. That guy. He's some kind of villain
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: on the new Hawaii Five-0, too.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: So it's good to be a villain in network TV shows.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: I'm guessing it pays better than most things out there still.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I like the Cascos. I didn't like
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: his role in the new John Wick movie.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, again, anybody... I'm trying to remember where he
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: falls into it. Isn't he after the midway point?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: He's at the end. He's like the bad guy.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. The end of that movie dies
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: for me. I don't know. It comes to a screeching halt.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: That whole movie.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 8: Okay, we watched that one before the apocalypse came.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: That movie.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 8: I have never been as disappointed in a movie as
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 8: I was with that movie because number one was awesome.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 8: Number two was not quite as awesome. And number three
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 8: was just not awesome at all.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: I still think that first half is amazing. Like stunt wise,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: like crazy planned out places to kick people in the face.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: But like, no, by the time he hits the desert,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: it comes to a screeching hall.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: It didn't even, it didn't even have enough go to
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: get to a screeching hall by that point. Cause it was,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 8: the fighting was just boring. The fighting was just like, Oh,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 8: I'm just going to kick this guy in the nuts.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 8: The end.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it seemed the fight choreography seemed different than the
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: first two. I mean, it seemed vastly different.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: I think it's the same people.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: It's the same people. But they went a different direction
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: with the fight choreography because the first one and the
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: second one, like the first one, they did a lot
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: more his fighting style is a lot different this one
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: is more the third one is so much more flashier
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: like traditional action like Jean-Claude Van Damme it seemed.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 8: Like a lot of alright are we in the right
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 8: pose are you getting ready to kick me in the
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 8: right spot there was too many.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: Like there was yeah like I said it was like
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: traditional martial arts movies where everything's so choreographed but it
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: didn't flow well it did not flow at all.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: It seemed very much like the old Kung Fu movies
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: where the guys pause and, you know, they were like, Oh.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Wait your turn. Wait your turn. Now you fight. Yeah.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 8: And Jesus fucking Christ. How many windows do they have?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 8: Like we have all this money for a window budget.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 8: How many windows can we break? Every fucking window.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 7: It's like, Oh, come on.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: A world record. They're trying to go for a record.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 8: The dialogue was awful. It was kind of cheesy in
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 8: some points in the first two.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, none of them are known
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: for their dialogue.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 7: But it was just so bad.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 8: It was just so horrible. It was pretty atrocious.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know. A guy gets killed with a book.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: I'm on board with this movie.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God. because i said the first two i
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 8: fully enjoyed third one i was just like i'm done
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 8: i don't just know i just.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Think it gets so boring at that at the halfway
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: point like i feel like all those good like gimmicks
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: that they set up oh yeah I love the first
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: I think the first one is legitimately a great movie
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: like I think just it it has a character arc
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: like it has reasons for him being this way like
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: it's not just action and by the second one they're
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: like well we're over that but we like him kicking
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: people in the face so like the second one's fun
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: and then the third one again like I that first
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: half I think is fun I mean we get crazy
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: horse kicking people in the head and we get death
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: by book and knife fight that everything in that antique
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: shop is fun but like yeah anytime as soon as
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: he hits the desert and just like oh lord why
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: is he still wandering around and like.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 7: I could have done without Halle Berry I.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: Like the dogs I like dogs attacking people that was
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: fun but yeah everything after that just slows down.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 8: Like I said I just never fully got even when
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  Speaker 8: they were fighting in the end or the place at
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  Speaker 8: the beginning I was just like it just didn't feel
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  Speaker 8: like it was going very well. It just felt over-choreographed
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  Speaker 8: to the point where nothing felt natural anymore. It didn't
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  Speaker 8: seem like a real fight, where at least in the
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 8: first two, it goes together so well, it seems more.
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  Speaker 7: Real. You know it's a movie, and you know it's
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  Speaker 7: not going to fucking happen that.
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  Speaker 2: Way, but.
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  Speaker 7: It felt more better. It felt more better.
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  Speaker 8: There we go.
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  Speaker 1: At least I didn't have to watch Common. This is
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: He got on my nerves in the second one.
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  Speaker 7: I don't even remember.
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  Speaker 8: Which character was he in the second one?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: He was like the big guy. Again, this big build-up.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: He's such a badass, just like John Wick. I'm like, no,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: you're not. Stop. Just stop. You're not. I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: The third one sucks so bad it kind of erased
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  Speaker 8: some of my memory of the first second. I'm just like,
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  Speaker 8: I don't... If they come up with a fourth one,
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  Speaker 8: I don't even know if I care.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure the fourth one is coming. As much
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: money as they've made, why would you not do another movie?
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  Speaker 8: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is where we work our catch up. It's
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: been a long time and I knew it wasn't going
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: to be any quick turnaround the way the world's going.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: So I figured we better do it this way.
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  Speaker 7: I've rambled on incessantly and.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of bad.
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  Speaker 1: Words so it's like every episode you've ever been.
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  Speaker 8: On so that's not changed too much that is your
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 8: one safe haven in the crazy world is that misty
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 8: will always ramble and always say bad words.
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  Speaker 1: There you go see and that's why i thought if
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: i was gonna do this like visiting with the gang
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: i should kick it off with you too you're the
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: the most old school of all of our gang members so.
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  Speaker 7: And I figured nobody else quite agreed to it.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: There's at least one that's signed on. They just can't
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: do it right now. So I was.
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  Speaker 8: Like, we're the second choice.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: No, they just already, they were on board with the
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: idea because they were already on this thing. Like, so
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, when are we? All right, next, whatever.
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  Speaker 7: I don't care.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: So I was like, good. In the meantime, we can
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: kick it off in style. with the old school people.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 8: It's exhausting staying home and doing nothing all day.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 7: Isn't it though?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to take a nap right now.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 7: It's like I do nothing and it's like all I
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 7: want to do is take a nap and eat.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 8: I'm going to be somebody even more fatter than I
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 8: already am by the time this apocalypse is over.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: By the time it's done, it's just a bunch of
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Jabba sitting in their house. Whoa! More television!
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 7: We're turning into Wally during this next year.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: We kind of are, actually. As soon as I get
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: my flying chair, everything's all going to be great.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 7: Oh, dude. I told boyfriend last week, I'm like, we've
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 7: done nothing today.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 8: Why do I need to nap? I haven't done anything.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 7: I haven't even left.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 8: I'm still in my jammies.
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  Speaker 1: It's annoying that it goes by just as fast too.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: Cause I'm like, I didn't even have, like, I didn't
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: feel like I accomplished anything today, but I was just like,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: how did it already get to be this late? Like
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: I'd done nothing. And still time flew by like this sucks.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: Like I don't even have a chance to not accomplish
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: what I was not going to accomplish. Damn it.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 8: I went to the grocery. That's all I had. I
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 8: hated going to the grocery, but I went. And I
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 8: wasn't happy about it. And I'm still not too happy
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 8: about it.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 7: But I did it.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: But I'm on the yard. So it was a good trade-off.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: That's almost a thing. See, you accomplished something.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 8: I sat on the porch for a little while, laughing
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 8: at that girl. She fell off her bike.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go. You've really had a life-changing moment.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 7: We were helpful today. We did our good deed. We
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 7: helped some girl catch her dog because it went in
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 7: our yard.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: Last week when I was walking but it was like
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: a puppy and it went darting past me and I
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: was just like do you want me to it was
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: like little kids so I was like I don't want
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: to tackle your dog man I don't you guys have
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: a handle on this right so.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 8: There was this girl very leisurely trying to catch her
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 8: dog walking down the street it's a wiener dog so
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 8: it's not going anywhere too.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: Fast yeah he can catch a wiener dog.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 7: But it made it like from the apartments up the
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 7: street to our yard and I think she was looking
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 7: at the tree.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: For it.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: Think she knows how dogs work.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 7: I think she thought it went into the bottom of
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 7: it or around it because she was like, oh, we're
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 7: the trail.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 8: I think it went in our backyard.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: Did she think it's a squirrel?
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: Maybe.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 7: A rooster. Maybe it's a rooster.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 8: Which, by the way, there's another rooster in our neighborhood.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 8: I can hear that motherfucker.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: Well, now we know there's no hope for humanity.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 8: At least we can't hear it when we're in the house.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all that matters.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 7: I don't think I have anything. Have I rambled enough?
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: I'm sure we've covered more than enough for this episode. So,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: anything else to pass along in case we all get
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: wiped out before you make your next appearance?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 8: Stephen McCaddy should be in more things. He's getting up there.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 8: He needs to do some more stuff.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Alright, there you go.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 7: Get on that, people.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: If we ever get to make movies again, put Stephen
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: McCaddy in.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 8: If I ever made a movie, I'd put him in there.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: Well, at this point, everything's on hold. So hopefully they'll
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: get to continue making movies and then we'll get to
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: watch new movies somewhere down the line.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 7: I don't know that I have anything else.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: Then I guess we can round this one out. Otherwise,
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: that about does it. We will return next time. Same
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: Stay safe out there in the world.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: I don't want to work. I wanna bang on the
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: drum all day.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 9: I don't wanna play I just wanna bang on the
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 9: drum all day Ever since I was a tiny boy
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 9: I don't need no candy, I don't need no toy
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 9: I took a stick and an old coffee can I
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 9: bang on the thing till I got blisters on.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 4: My hand Because I don't wanna wait.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 9: I want to bang on the drum all day.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 4: I don't want to play.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 9: I just want to bang on the.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: Drum all day. When I get older, they think I'm
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 4: a fool. The teacher told me I should stay at
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: the school. She caught me pounding on the desk with
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: my hand. The licks were so hot, I made the teacher.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 9: Wanna dance And that's why I don't wanna work I.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 4: Wanna bang on the drum all day.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 9: I don't wanna play I just wanna bang on the
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 9: drum all.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: Day I don't want to play.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 4: I just want to bang on the drum all day.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 9: American Horror Story. I don't know why I can't say
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 9: it still.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: But yeah.
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