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- 0:09Speaker 1: That's how I know I've been listening to too much
- 0:11Speaker 1: Larry June, because i'd be like, good job Keys, good
- 0:15Speaker 1: job Brandon, good job report, good job email, good job traffic,
- 0:25Speaker 1: you get best supported. I don't know what it is,
- 0:29Speaker 1: and I think I mentioned it before, But if y'all
- 0:31Speaker 1: have not heard of Larry June, Larry is, he's a
- 0:34Speaker 1: he's a rapper. He's from San Francisco. But I discovered
- 0:38Speaker 1: his music on like when our First Go.
- 0:40Speaker 2: They don't call it that. I don't think. I don't know.
- 0:42Speaker 1: I've never been to northern California before. I need to
- 0:45Speaker 1: go to my cousin Derek to get me go. Anyway,
- 0:47Speaker 1: if I discovered Larry June's I would say back in
- 0:50Speaker 1: maybe January or February this year.
- 0:53Speaker 2: And dude's music is a vibe.
- 0:56Speaker 1: Like it's real chill, it's it's straight up West Coast
- 0:58Speaker 1: hip hop. I think he did song was too short.
- 1:00Speaker 1: He did a number song with E forty, but all
- 1:03Speaker 1: he does is smoke weed, exercise, talk about generational wealth,
- 1:08Speaker 1: taking care of his some, being a good dad, and
- 1:10Speaker 1: making and juice and making juice.
- 1:13Speaker 2: It saw his videos on oh kind of, but he
- 1:17Speaker 2: said he good job. Larry.
- 1:21Speaker 1: He cool his up, man. I love his video. So
- 1:25Speaker 1: when I was dealing with my when I was on
- 1:27Speaker 1: the back end of my shoulder injury and Chas came
- 1:29Speaker 1: over that brought on my The Bird of Paradise's next
- 1:31Speaker 1: to my couch, I had Larry June playing on the
- 1:35Speaker 1: playlist and he was like, oh, Brandon, well this is
- 1:38Speaker 1: this is kind of urban, isn't it, I said, first
- 1:41Speaker 1: of all, fuck, I was like yeah, because I think
- 1:46Speaker 1: literally in my Summertime Ride playlist twenty twenty five edition,
- 1:50Speaker 1: I had literally like out of fifty songs, maybe eight
- 1:53Speaker 1: or nine of them with Larry June.
- 1:55Speaker 3: So he was like the fact that you got I
- 1:57Speaker 3: like that, you got the same like the same playlist
- 2:00Speaker 3: different years.
- 2:01Speaker 2: I fuck with that. I should probably do that. Their
- 2:03Speaker 2: little time caps was like, you know, of is like
- 2:07Speaker 2: the hottest shit, you know, the hotter shit in that time.
- 2:09Speaker 1: So yeah, so for y'all that don't know. But before
- 2:11Speaker 1: I do that, because we usually at this point, I
- 2:13Speaker 1: need to improve. I need to get better with intro
- 2:17Speaker 1: in the show like a minute and then not fifteen
- 2:19Speaker 1: minutes into the episode. Welcome to this Wet's episode of
- 2:22Speaker 1: Wine and Audacity. The podcast. I'm your host, brainds the card,
- 2:24Speaker 1: and I'm joined by two of my favorite people in
- 2:26Speaker 1: the world.
- 2:26Speaker 2: How are you feeling this week? Hi, I'm cool and
- 2:29Speaker 2: I'm chilling them straight. That's good. How are you?
- 2:32Speaker 1: But back to Musaic new zak So, I hated that
- 2:36Speaker 1: shit where the idea came from. But I started basically
- 2:41Speaker 1: on Spotify. Maybe the first edition was twenty seventeen. So
- 2:44Speaker 1: I put out really five playlists a year. I do
- 2:47Speaker 1: what's called Late Night vibe Out, and Late Night Vibout
- 2:51Speaker 1: is an annual playlist that starts on January thirty first
- 2:53Speaker 1: or January first of the year, and it goes until
- 2:58Speaker 1: I just saw that January ups sorry January first to
- 3:06Speaker 1: December thirty race of that year, and then at January
- 3:08Speaker 1: first of the next year, a new edition comes out.
- 3:11Speaker 1: This current year's edition has is twenty hours and thirteen
- 3:15Speaker 1: minutes long, and it has probably close to let's see,
- 3:22Speaker 1: has three hundred and sixty four songs on it, and
- 3:24Speaker 1: it's all just chill late like music you want to
- 3:26Speaker 1: wind down to, you want to chill out. And then
- 3:30Speaker 1: so at the top of the year or in March,
- 3:31Speaker 1: I do it's called Spring renewal of that year comes
- 3:34Speaker 1: out in March. Summertime Ride, which is for riding the car,
- 3:37Speaker 1: you know, hanging out doing whatever, comes out in June.
- 3:40Speaker 1: The Autumn Mix comes out in September, and the Winter
- 3:42Speaker 1: Mix comes out in December at the first of the month.
- 3:44Speaker 1: And I do a quarterly playlist and then I won
- 3:47Speaker 1: annual Slow Jam Playlist or the chill Out Playlist, and yeah,
- 3:50Speaker 1: I do. I updated every year, so it's good to
- 3:52Speaker 1: go back now years later. I think the first one
- 3:54Speaker 1: I made was like Summertime Rise twenty seventeen to see
- 3:57Speaker 1: like the music I was looking to back then.
- 4:03Speaker 3: But you know what R and B ship think about that,
- 4:06Speaker 3: You think about this ship now. So all right, so
- 4:09Speaker 3: we got Spotify, like we got Spotify and that's we
- 4:12Speaker 3: got Spotify now, and then you know it tunes like
- 4:14Speaker 3: I turns and.
- 4:15Speaker 2: Started like way way back.
- 4:17Speaker 3: But you look at Spotify now and how many people
- 4:21Speaker 3: actually like connected through Spotify and like with the playlist
- 4:25Speaker 3: that they the playlists that they play, And I think
- 4:27Speaker 3: that's that's probably like that's probably like one of the
- 4:29Speaker 3: like the best like genuine connections that you can have
- 4:31Speaker 3: with a person is through music.
- 4:33Speaker 2: The way that.
- 4:34Speaker 3: You, you know, the music that you listen to or the
- 4:36Speaker 3: way that y'all can sit and sit and like, you know,
- 4:39Speaker 3: break down, like break down, which'll you know, break down
- 4:42Speaker 3: the songs that I'll listen to sort of like how
- 4:43Speaker 3: we did last year.
- 4:45Speaker 2: When we when we broke down John Legend.
- 4:48Speaker 3: First first album and it's like, you know, and I
- 4:52Speaker 3: love to I mean, I love those types of conversations
- 4:55Speaker 3: and how the music made you feel like where you
- 4:57Speaker 3: were at that time when you heard it, like even
- 5:00Speaker 3: to this day, like Yo, summer summertime, like Will.
- 5:04Speaker 2: Smith shit like that. That's that's like.
- 5:06Speaker 3: I felt like, Yo, that's like one of the one
- 5:08Speaker 3: songs like for us millennials that it's like that's our childhood.
- 5:12Speaker 3: That was that was that was a regular day outside
- 5:16Speaker 3: m HM.
- 5:17Speaker 2: Which you know, y'all, y'all knew niggas don't go outside.
- 5:19Speaker 1: Even even fucking remember when you figured out as you
- 5:22Speaker 1: got a little older, when you started learning about samples
- 5:25Speaker 1: and the first time you heard cool in the Gag
- 5:26Speaker 1: summer madness and how to this day that song came
- 5:29Speaker 1: up with fifty years ago and you could put that
- 5:32Speaker 1: on in the car with the windows down in the
- 5:33Speaker 1: summertime just riding and it's such a vibe.
- 5:36Speaker 3: You know what, you know what song you know whatever,
- 5:38Speaker 3: Like summertime song kind of was like it was like
- 5:40Speaker 3: a real vit for me, Childish Gambinos summer song, like
- 5:45Speaker 3: it feels like something yeah that died, but that was
- 5:49Speaker 3: that was the ship that that was probably like the
- 5:51Speaker 3: one song like because I just I just loved just
- 5:55Speaker 3: just like his mixing on all of it and just
- 5:58Speaker 3: that's the one that you can like lead it like
- 6:00Speaker 3: we lead the windows down and just just ride.
- 6:02Speaker 2: I'm gonna added to my summer play lest it's not
- 6:04Speaker 2: in it's not in this current this current edition.
- 6:09Speaker 3: And then the video unfan length some but you know,
- 6:13Speaker 3: but I also but also think sometimes the music video
- 6:16Speaker 3: makes a song like you like you can hear like
- 6:19Speaker 3: you can hear a song on the radio, but if
- 6:22Speaker 3: the music video not that like not that hard, it
- 6:24Speaker 3: kind of it kind of take away to a pillow
- 6:26Speaker 3: the song A pillow the song for me, cause it's
- 6:29Speaker 3: like that is not how I figured I figured that
- 6:32Speaker 3: this music video will go.
- 6:34Speaker 2: And it's like, uh damn, this sucks. This sucks.
- 6:43Speaker 1: Yeah, to this day, like going back to John Legend,
- 6:45Speaker 1: real quick. My favorite John Legend song of all time
- 6:49Speaker 1: is called Another Again. It was the last track on
- 6:51Speaker 1: his album once Again, his second album.
- 6:53Speaker 2: And so this day, if I hear that that.
- 6:56Speaker 1: That song, it transports me back to but two thousand
- 6:59Speaker 1: and six, when the album came out, two thousand and seven,
- 7:01Speaker 1: when the album came.
- 7:02Speaker 2: Out as green Light on that one too, green Light
- 7:05Speaker 2: was on the one after that.
- 7:06Speaker 3: After that, you know, you know who else, you know
- 7:08Speaker 3: who else got I feel like it has timeless music.
- 7:11Speaker 2: Music sold child. Yeah, well the first for me, the
- 7:14Speaker 2: first like two or three albums.
- 7:16Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that's saying after that, anything at anything
- 7:19Speaker 3: at the at the joint that had Buddy on it.
- 7:21Speaker 3: I mean, I'm like, I'm good, but I just but
- 7:25Speaker 3: I just want to say music in case you see,
- 7:27Speaker 3: I don't like, don't get me wrong, but I just
- 7:29Speaker 3: want to sing. That was like freshman, Yeah, Marry go
- 7:32Speaker 3: around my dumb.
- 7:35Speaker 2: That's when I figured what he was spelling. I was like,
- 7:39Speaker 2: niggas a genius.
- 7:43Speaker 3: No, But you know, I also I also felt like,
- 7:44Speaker 3: I mean, I also felt like bol Wayne's Carter three
- 7:49Speaker 3: was his best album.
- 7:52Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, I.
- 7:54Speaker 3: Mean, like not to say he ain't put out like
- 7:56Speaker 3: he ain't put all like hot music, but as far
- 7:59Speaker 3: as like the as far as like like the album
- 8:02Speaker 3: was going then within the series, Carter three was probably
- 8:05Speaker 3: I feel like the best composed album even you know,
- 8:08Speaker 3: although you can't get the you can't get the original
- 8:11Speaker 3: one with that had that had the one song that
- 8:15Speaker 3: they got that the roller Stones got banged. But yeah,
- 8:18Speaker 3: this that I feel like that was the best night.
- 8:21Speaker 3: That was the best one. I think that was the
- 8:22Speaker 3: one that he sold like a million in one week.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Not surprise because what he was on the street. Wayne
- 8:26Speaker 1: was on the street. I didn't really get into Little
- 8:28Speaker 1: Wings like his music like too too heavy outside of
- 8:30Speaker 1: the singles. So for me, it I even most honestly
- 8:34Speaker 1: most like Wrapped from down South outside of maybe Outcast,
- 8:39Speaker 1: I didn't really start getting into until I was like
- 8:41Speaker 1: that time, until I was grown.
- 8:45Speaker 2: So yeah, like contemporary music, yo.
- 8:51Speaker 1: I appreciate it now it's like a damn it forty
- 8:53Speaker 1: year old. But back when I was a kid, we
- 8:55Speaker 1: you know, we grew up with three four hours from
- 8:57Speaker 1: New York. So whatever I was listening to was fucking
- 8:59Speaker 1: Wiu Tanging and and jay Z and Biggie and.
- 9:03Speaker 2: A little bit of Cassidy sprinkling that Nigga asked about.
- 9:08Speaker 2: I swear yo, the hardest cast.
- 9:11Speaker 1: Property, Beanie Seagull, the diplomat, fucking diplomats, Yo, I play
- 9:16Speaker 1: diplomatic community yesterday at the house.
- 9:20Speaker 2: It was in the Bypa like mm hmm. What your putt?
- 9:26Speaker 2: M hmm.
- 9:27Speaker 3: I want to put you on the dope. When I
- 9:29Speaker 3: put you on the door, little boy fresh, dope boy fresh.
- 9:32Speaker 2: That like little Joel.
- 9:34Speaker 3: Now that's like.
- 9:40Speaker 2: Smoke, I smoke, you drink me. We gonna get to
- 9:45Speaker 2: night man run. Jim Jones had his run. Remember when
- 9:51Speaker 2: we I remember when we Fly High came out again. Kids,
- 9:57Speaker 2: We've been grown for a little minute now.
- 9:59Speaker 1: Long time I was in the clubs doing what like
- 10:04Speaker 1: seven or.
- 10:04Speaker 2: Eight so we lean truck. I was. I remember everybody
- 10:11Speaker 2: in the club in Unison was like mm hmm. I
- 10:14Speaker 2: was like, yo, between oh fuck be getting red money,
- 10:21Speaker 2: I forget hell love.
- 10:26Speaker 4: Begetting that money.
- 10:29Speaker 2: That in pop champagne, Oh oh pop champagne. Oh my yeah,
- 10:34Speaker 2: someone with Miami with with trade songs and Ron Brown
- 10:38Speaker 2: after that.
- 10:39Speaker 1: You ain't heard f I think diplomats broke up, but
- 10:43Speaker 1: I mean part of diplomat he was.
- 10:47Speaker 2: He was just a nigga from New York. Remember we
- 10:50Speaker 2: wanted to see see you. Remember when Fabulous was was.
- 10:54Speaker 5: Had his run yeah by Buddy I'm remember said he
- 11:00Speaker 5: wanted to be with you. You can leave you what alone.
- 11:05Speaker 3: Sending the video over there and when the dude was
- 11:07Speaker 3: like when the dude said, he was like jay Z
- 11:11Speaker 3: never had like he never really like took over, like
- 11:14Speaker 3: you know when when he he brought up how with
- 11:16Speaker 3: the m X came out like the X had THEMX
- 11:19Speaker 3: had one year like one year like back to the
- 11:21Speaker 3: back because he put out the two platinum albums and
- 11:23Speaker 3: then it was like it's hot and then it was
- 11:25Speaker 3: like then it was like LOLd Wayne from like a
- 11:27Speaker 3: brief stint and then it was like Nelly Eminem and.
- 11:30Speaker 2: Such and suchual brision.
- 11:31Speaker 3: It was like Z he was like he was like, damn,
- 11:35Speaker 3: he ain't really had like a yeah, it was just
- 11:37Speaker 3: like you know, it was just like just like just
- 11:39Speaker 3: like solely just him, but yeah, yo either way, it's
- 11:44Speaker 3: like but yo, the.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Black when the Black album came out. I remember when
- 11:47Speaker 1: the Black because that's when we went to go see
- 11:49Speaker 1: the basketball for us. So after him and Cal's got
- 11:51Speaker 1: the fight, he was.
- 11:52Speaker 2: At He's like they got guns in the audience like
- 11:57Speaker 2: so many was that was?
- 11:58Speaker 1: That was that Nigga can so so we we had
- 12:03Speaker 1: tickets to see Best of Both Worlds tour back in
- 12:05Speaker 1: two thousand and four.
- 12:06Speaker 2: We had just graduated Philly.
- 12:09Speaker 1: My cousin drove us Philly Center in Philly.
- 12:13Speaker 2: The d O d B died because they announced it
- 12:16Speaker 2: was a day od B.
- 12:16Speaker 1: But that was also the day the day after Kelly
- 12:19Speaker 1: left the tour Nigga we caught a contact hot I
- 12:22Speaker 1: sit up there and the rest of the day they
- 12:24Speaker 1: were smoking.
- 12:27Speaker 2: And he replaced Kelly would marry. It was Mary J. Bligers.
- 12:30Speaker 2: Metho Man came mehan Man came out.
- 12:32Speaker 6: He bought Foxy Brown. Brown came out called did he
- 12:37Speaker 6: bring DMX out? I think he bought it was they
- 12:39Speaker 6: changed it was jay Z. It was Best of Both
- 12:41Speaker 6: Worlds but it was like jay Z and friends.
- 12:43Speaker 2: Man. That was a show. It was you reminded me
- 12:46Speaker 2: of the backstage we left.
- 12:47Speaker 4: She got in the cars like let me go to Windy.
- 12:49Speaker 2: We we.
- 12:53Speaker 3: Like we wasn't smoking, but we looked around and I
- 12:56Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I don't like no, I'm because that
- 13:00Speaker 3: might be late with something and.
- 13:02Speaker 6: I mean being hit and took my sweater off and
- 13:04Speaker 6: flung it down the motherfucking rafters and I you're gonna
- 13:07Speaker 6: put my ass out when Philly and you had to
- 13:09Speaker 6: call my mama and tell her come get me.
- 13:10Speaker 3: Little Carolina, come on to raise up, take your shirt off,
- 13:14Speaker 3: spending like a hello, that's crazy.
- 13:18Speaker 2: I mean, but PD Pop was in the upshaws this
- 13:21Speaker 2: past season. It didn't dawned until after. I was likecause
- 13:26Speaker 2: he's putting all that out.
- 13:27Speaker 6: Damn wait on, most people have he walking around looking
- 13:29Speaker 6: like you don't look as bad as trick Daddy.
- 13:30Speaker 2: He just got fat.
- 13:34Speaker 6: Let's let's you know, we're gonna talk about it, because
- 13:37Speaker 6: how dare Florida Evans go around telling people that he
- 13:41Speaker 6: only date women or younger.
- 13:43Speaker 4: Than thirty five.
- 13:44Speaker 6: Don't nobody with no tape of substance under the age
- 13:47Speaker 6: of thirty five.
- 13:48Speaker 3: One year because they don't know who he is.
- 13:51Speaker 2: They know what he looked like. They do you call
- 13:54Speaker 2: him in Florida, that's what he looked like.
- 13:56Speaker 6: I'm sorry that was mean because the piece to the
- 14:01Speaker 6: late great. I'm sorry. I apologize. I'm just saying.
- 14:09Speaker 4: I'm not saying you were ugly. I don't believe that
- 14:11Speaker 4: you were.
- 14:12Speaker 6: I'm just saying there are some familiality.
- 14:18Speaker 1: I think I got the name of the episode, Damn
- 14:22Speaker 1: damn damn. I was I was gonna do damn damn damn.
- 14:27Speaker 1: But I think because I don't want to put a
- 14:30Speaker 1: cussing in the title, I'm gonna put the return to
- 14:32Speaker 1: Florida Evans Ship.
- 14:34Speaker 2: Just looking at it, watch' something something all and standing damn.
- 14:48Speaker 2: Keep in your head up water making a way when.
- 14:52Speaker 6: You can't temporary l off good times?
- 14:57Speaker 3: What is it?
- 14:57Speaker 6: Crowded payof good, scratchiness, surviving good.
- 15:06Speaker 3: Good too.
- 15:08Speaker 2: Ain't be lucky.
- 15:09Speaker 4: We got them.
- 15:11Speaker 2: Boom boom boom boom boom, good time.
- 15:19Speaker 1: He shout out to Ernie Barnes the Sugar Shack. If
- 15:33Speaker 1: you know, you know.
- 15:35Speaker 6: I'm just saying that been on my saying. I meant
- 15:38Speaker 6: to talk about this the last episode that upset my spirit.
- 15:41Speaker 2: I dare you.
- 15:43Speaker 6: Like Florida Hoy damn you pumping all in the air
- 15:47Speaker 6: when you perform it. Don't nobody want your belly on
- 15:50Speaker 6: their back? Nigga women thirty five and over come with baggage. No,
- 15:56Speaker 6: they come with a right because they no better take
- 15:59Speaker 6: your motherfucking a. It's over there somewhere, sir, that's crazy.
- 16:02Speaker 1: We are the thirty five trick lot of kids. Man
- 16:05Speaker 1: thirty five, Yeah, had some hits, man, you can't.
- 16:08Speaker 4: Now I know.
- 16:09Speaker 2: And his son is good little.
- 16:11Speaker 1: Because I'm a he he every day because I'm his
- 16:16Speaker 1: son is.
- 16:16Speaker 4: A handsome young man.
- 16:17Speaker 2: He is handsome, Yes, he is handsome. And education your
- 16:22Speaker 2: son because well, I'm about it big and everybody knows.
- 16:25Speaker 2: Somebody didn't know. Somebody didn't know something about it.
- 16:28Speaker 6: I ain't saying he didn't have no hits, but then
- 16:30Speaker 6: somebody going to say, y'all trying to act like Trick
- 16:31Speaker 6: wasn't fine back in the day, I said, back.
- 16:33Speaker 2: In who they waited, back back when he first came out,
- 16:37Speaker 2: he wasn't fine.
- 16:38Speaker 4: But he didn't look like that.
- 16:39Speaker 2: Well well, I mean, but he wasn't fine. Something to something.
- 16:43Speaker 6: Okay, studious in an hour beholder because it's somebody I'm
- 16:46Speaker 6: ugly hold on.
- 16:48Speaker 2: But Ship the song for episode of Let's Go By
- 16:52Speaker 2: Trick Daddy.
- 16:53Speaker 6: Ship don't do that was about doing it. That was
- 16:59Speaker 6: about don't That was about I can't tell.
- 17:04Speaker 2: I ain't saying he an't make good music.
- 17:06Speaker 6: I just don't appreciate the ship that be coming out
- 17:08Speaker 6: of his home times. Shut up, Yeah, because that nigga
- 17:13Speaker 6: find the ribs that day and I was like, I
- 17:14Speaker 6: think I'm gonna but you what he was trying to
- 17:17Speaker 6: was like chim Tamar said, I made some bad decisions,
- 17:23Speaker 6: but you won't be one.
- 17:24Speaker 2: Of them, my guy.
- 17:26Speaker 3: You know you want someone that there right here. You
- 17:28Speaker 3: don't know, you don't know nothing.
- 17:29Speaker 2: That Tamar esteem. We love you, we get it.
- 17:33Speaker 3: There's been in places you be. We get things you did.
- 17:37Speaker 3: Your friends him like.
- 17:40Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, that ain't that.
- 17:42Speaker 6: He tried to get mull and Nigga and she got
- 17:45Speaker 6: bad taste too. She got poor pussy management to you.
- 17:47Speaker 6: But she wasn't going that far. She wasn't going that far.
- 17:50Speaker 2: That's a beautiful chilcol woman. She is.
- 17:52Speaker 4: She's gorgeous.
- 17:53Speaker 2: Return from Florida. That's a beautiful she is.
- 17:57Speaker 4: She is a woman gorgeous.
- 17:59Speaker 2: When she come to her census, you know she's gonna
- 18:01Speaker 2: be she's gonna be.
- 18:01Speaker 4: A bad and she's a baby.
- 18:04Speaker 6: She's always beautiful. Yeah, I love beauty. I she just
- 18:08Speaker 6: do some dumb she hit some times for TV. But
- 18:10Speaker 6: I like it though, I do. I like so yo,
- 18:13Speaker 6: I love looking at her skin, just glow. She just
- 18:16Speaker 6: gorgeous and melon it.
- 18:18Speaker 3: I had a conver with Kia last night about about
- 18:20Speaker 3: Rashida and oh god, my thing was her husband's a
- 18:28Speaker 3: girl and what.
- 18:30Speaker 2: Is over all over the world? I said, got badd
- 18:36Speaker 2: got bags under her?
- 18:41Speaker 6: She do though, if I know you don't watch Love
- 18:43Speaker 6: of Hip Hop no more. But they tried to hide
- 18:45Speaker 6: it with make up.
- 18:46Speaker 2: The baby.
- 18:48Speaker 6: One of them things them she had baby, she had,
- 18:51Speaker 6: she she had groceries. But my question was groceries. Lady
- 18:55Speaker 6: first of the month just got groceries. Damns over m hmm.
- 19:01Speaker 6: But when you think about it, it's like, yo, what
- 19:02Speaker 6: I like? What if lecture?
- 19:03Speaker 2: It's fake? And then it's like, yo, you're just in
- 19:05Speaker 2: too deep her like her, her whole everything is fake.
- 19:11Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. I just think you in
- 19:13Speaker 3: way too deep. Now now you got the whole public
- 19:15Speaker 3: really thinking that you're stupid.
- 19:17Speaker 2: I think it came out.
- 19:19Speaker 4: I wanted to say, I never believe in Kirk, I said.
- 19:22Speaker 1: But I also realized that when Cardi B finally like
- 19:25Speaker 1: blew up and left Love and Hip Hop, she came
- 19:27Speaker 1: out and said that the story with her and the
- 19:29Speaker 1: producer was scroll was scripted.
- 19:32Speaker 2: It wasn't real.
- 19:32Speaker 1: She wasn't really dating that man, she said. She said
- 19:36Speaker 1: ninety five. She don't think she ever.
- 19:39Speaker 2: She said, that's joy love and hip hop was scripted.
- 19:44Speaker 2: It was not real. Yea said that about relationship.
- 19:48Speaker 6: She said the same thing for you, because I wouldn't
- 19:51Speaker 6: claim that nigga public and I.
- 19:52Speaker 1: Think it came out somebody and maybe it was lipstick
- 19:56Speaker 1: Ali or some some something said that Kirk and Rashida
- 20:00Speaker 1: their marriage has been find this entire time. And is
- 20:05Speaker 1: his grandson his Carter sons is like Jasmine is the baby.
- 20:09Speaker 1: It's the baby's mother, but he's she's the baby mother
- 20:13Speaker 1: of like his oldest child.
- 20:15Speaker 2: But they paid it. He got he got a kid.
- 20:17Speaker 2: Doesn't like their thirties. His oldest son, his.
- 20:21Speaker 1: Oldest, his oldest what three or four kids here, it
- 20:23Speaker 1: should be like thirty, yes, slightly younger than nuts. So
- 20:26Speaker 1: Carter would be actually his grandson. But I mean, I
- 20:30Speaker 1: guess if i'ma paying him enough money, they says, hell yeah,
- 20:32Speaker 1: but that'll be our son. For TV the Son and
- 20:35Speaker 1: Son and Jasmine.
- 20:37Speaker 6: Episode Fucking Jasmine was hanging out with Rashida, Mama, like
- 20:41Speaker 6: they walked in the strip club together. They're gonna meet
- 20:44Speaker 6: up with Mama d and scrap you know his baby
- 20:46Speaker 6: Mama in.
- 20:46Speaker 2: That order, Chad, in that order.
- 20:49Speaker 4: I think you go see Mama. Def I paid to go.
- 20:52Speaker 4: I ain't gonna hold you.
- 20:53Speaker 2: I think the last time, the last time I watched
- 20:56Speaker 2: any love and hip Hop two songs I want to
- 20:58Speaker 2: see it I deserved was the episode where the show
- 21:02Speaker 2: the production stopped because of COVID. Yeah, that's the last time.
- 21:07Speaker 2: That was twenty twenty.
- 21:07Speaker 1: It was the last time I watched something and I
- 21:09Speaker 1: have not watched it. Watch it and I'm like, ain't
- 21:11Speaker 1: nothing on. I ain't never been that the Prince I
- 21:14Speaker 1: got ship to catch up on. I'll be straight. I
- 21:17Speaker 1: mean for that clearly, I'm.
- 21:18Speaker 6: Not speaking of stuff to catch up when I need
- 21:19Speaker 6: you to watch Hunting Wives.
- 21:21Speaker 2: I heard it was good.
- 21:22Speaker 1: She Needs Christmas heard was good. Hunting I heard it
- 21:28Speaker 1: was good? But what am I watching? So I need
- 21:29Speaker 1: to finish watching the Upshaws on Netflix. I finally made
- 21:32Speaker 1: my way to the final season or uh, the.
- 21:35Speaker 6: Most current season. Yeah, because I think it's one like
- 21:37Speaker 6: it's one more.
- 21:38Speaker 2: This one was the last one.
- 21:39Speaker 6: I thought it was supposed to be one more after this.
- 21:41Speaker 6: I thought they said, I thought.
- 21:42Speaker 1: This one came out was the last one, but I
- 21:44Speaker 1: need to finish. It's I think maybe two three episodes.
- 21:46Speaker 6: I could be wrong, but I did. I thought it
- 21:48Speaker 6: was one. It's one lay. I thought it was like
- 21:49Speaker 6: one less part after this. I thought it was I'm
- 21:52Speaker 6: caught up on Beyond the Gates?
- 21:53Speaker 2: What is belair? What Belair ended?
- 21:56Speaker 4: No, it didn't. It have been one more season.
- 21:58Speaker 1: It may not come out until later on one and
- 22:00Speaker 1: maybe the season I know pa Valley comes out. They
- 22:05Speaker 1: haven't they finished talk about it. They finished filming Pea Valley,
- 22:09Speaker 1: I think maybe earlier this year. But they release for
- 22:13Speaker 1: season season three or season four three.
- 22:16Speaker 2: Shout once every seven years.
- 22:19Speaker 6: I'd have went back and watched the same seasons a
- 22:21Speaker 6: couple of goddamn times, so I.
- 22:22Speaker 2: Remember, it's good. I'm gonna have to these big ass
- 22:27Speaker 2: spaces between these shows. That's what happened with me.
- 22:31Speaker 6: Yes, maybe they ain't using the Tyler Perry method, you know,
- 22:33Speaker 6: filling up filming the whole season in the week.
- 22:36Speaker 4: So I'm sorry, Tyler, I'm a fan, but you pissed
- 22:39Speaker 4: me off.
- 22:39Speaker 3: Sometimes I mean to hold you what's because I think
- 22:44Speaker 3: I want to start watching like Chicago Fire Chicago Man.
- 22:47Speaker 6: My cousin told me to order to watch that, and
- 22:50Speaker 6: because it's three shows, he sent me a list of
- 22:52Speaker 6: ordered watching them because you know, some crossovers and stuff
- 22:55Speaker 6: like that. So I never started it. Every time I'm
- 22:58Speaker 6: supposed to get into something.
- 22:59Speaker 1: Else, I started watching Suits. But the thing is that
- 23:02Speaker 1: was the season you want on season one still, because
- 23:05Speaker 1: I only allow myself to watch Suits. In order for
- 23:07Speaker 1: me to watch I have to watch it while I'm
- 23:09Speaker 1: on a peloton or after I've worked out in the gym,
- 23:13Speaker 1: so if I don't work out, I can't watch the show.
- 23:15Speaker 2: So because of the shoulder injury, I did start working
- 23:17Speaker 2: out again this past week.
- 23:18Speaker 6: Okay, I'm proud, good, I'm fine, breathing was fine school.
- 23:23Speaker 1: But yeah, I haven't been able to watch Suits in
- 23:25Speaker 1: like a month because of the shoulder injury. So I
- 23:27Speaker 1: almost broke when I was home on the couch board
- 23:29Speaker 1: for four days, but I didn't. I haven't seen Suits,
- 23:32Speaker 1: so I got eight seasons. Should have watched it. You
- 23:35Speaker 1: give yourself mission, I gotta I gotta stick firm because
- 23:38Speaker 1: if I give myself permission of that ship already started
- 23:40Speaker 1: watching on the couch.
- 23:42Speaker 6: Rachel say, yeah, I never did watch and never got
- 23:46Speaker 6: into it.
- 23:48Speaker 1: Suits is good. It's it's high brow, it's witty. The
- 23:53Speaker 1: characters are fast, people are sarcastic. There's a lot of
- 23:56Speaker 1: they're quick witted. So I think I think you would
- 23:59Speaker 1: like it.
- 24:00Speaker 2: That's what show.
- 24:00Speaker 4: Meggan Marker was on.
- 24:01Speaker 2: Yes, right, she like Rachel. She was apparently got you. Yes,
- 24:05Speaker 2: Janatres was the boss.
- 24:06Speaker 6: Just I love Janator and I hate they broke my
- 24:10Speaker 6: heart when she died when I thought she was going down.
- 24:14Speaker 2: No one one broke me down. I fell off for
- 24:17Speaker 2: watching nine one one too broke me down. And I
- 24:20Speaker 2: hate that they ended Long Star. I did too. I
- 24:23Speaker 2: was pissed about them then ended Long Star.
- 24:25Speaker 6: But I get another one that new the the other
- 24:29Speaker 6: one that's supposed to be coming Dallas.
- 24:33Speaker 2: Is that Austin is Long Star? So the new one
- 24:37Speaker 2: is coming? Is no? It's it's it was like, uh,
- 24:41Speaker 2: number one? Is it number one New Orleans or something?
- 24:43Speaker 4: No, I swear I feel like it's want me.
- 24:46Speaker 2: Crazy number one with Chris donaldsan on it Is it
- 24:50Speaker 2: not one one Atlanta or now one one like like
- 24:53Speaker 2: Poughkeepsie Spokane, not spoken. I don't know why.
- 25:01Speaker 6: They just hit me in Nashville. In Nashville, Okay, yeah,
- 25:05Speaker 6: so we don't uh it says. The premiere is, Oh,
- 25:08Speaker 6: and it's going to ABC. It's not gonna be on
- 25:11Speaker 6: five October knife twenty five. Okay, cool, so I'll watch it.
- 25:17Speaker 1: I think the last episode of No Moment I watched
- 25:19Speaker 1: is when Bobby and and what's her name a thne
- 25:23Speaker 1: I was about to say, Nita.
- 25:24Speaker 6: Oh, I'm still pissed off at them about Yeah, I'm
- 25:27Speaker 6: pissed to the highest level pissed.
- 25:29Speaker 2: I think I watched he died in a chemical attack. Yeah,
- 25:33Speaker 2: it was some kind of damn.
- 25:36Speaker 6: He got infected by some infect somebody released the infectious disease.
- 25:40Speaker 6: It was only one vow secure for it because they
- 25:44Speaker 6: were still working on it, and he gave it. He
- 25:47Speaker 6: didn't tell them that he had had a rip and
- 25:49Speaker 6: that he had unjust I mean, in hell, whatever it was.
- 25:53Speaker 6: He gave the the cure too on mm hmm to Chimney.
- 26:02Speaker 6: He gave the cure the Chimney because he felt like Chimney.
- 26:06Speaker 6: Chimney and what's her name had a baby on the way.
- 26:08Speaker 6: Maddie had another baby on her. Yeah, they had another
- 26:11Speaker 6: they had another baby. They had a they had a boy.
- 26:14Speaker 6: This time they hit another baby. So because Maddie was pregnant,
- 26:18Speaker 6: he wanted Chimney to be here.
- 26:19Speaker 2: It's Maddie because he didn't tell anybody.
- 26:22Speaker 4: And so they got off the worm. He slammed the
- 26:24Speaker 4: door and they were in the.
- 26:26Speaker 2: Thing.
- 26:27Speaker 6: They had came up and she was at the door
- 26:28Speaker 6: and when he pulled his helmet off, his note that
- 26:31Speaker 6: was one of the signs his nose was bleeding. And
- 26:33Speaker 6: she was like, why didn't you say anything. He was like,
- 26:35Speaker 6: I'm sorry. He was like, you gotta go, You gotta
- 26:36Speaker 6: leave it. She was like, I'm not leaving you. So
- 26:38Speaker 6: she set out oide of the door.
- 26:39Speaker 4: And then he went on the Glory.
- 26:45Speaker 2: Was there Honeymoon when they were on the cruise and.
- 26:48Speaker 6: I said, I'm glad I've seen this ship. That if
- 26:50Speaker 6: I went on the ship.
- 26:53Speaker 2: But that was like two three seasons ago. I think
- 26:55Speaker 2: I haven't watched a couple of seasons and I watched.
- 26:58Speaker 1: I got into that one because of Shauna and I
- 27:00Speaker 1: watched the show live every week and start live every yep,
- 27:04Speaker 1: every week we did we watch it live or I
- 27:06Speaker 1: might recorded and watch it the same day.
- 27:09Speaker 2: Sometimes I would let it.
- 27:10Speaker 6: If I would let it, if I wasn't like ready
- 27:11Speaker 6: to sit in, I would go here letter record, but
- 27:13Speaker 6: I would put it right back just nine o'clock head.
- 27:15Speaker 6: I'm like, I can watch this on the other one recording.
- 27:18Speaker 2: So yeah, that was me. That was that was us
- 27:21Speaker 2: with American American horse Store. I never got it.
- 27:25Speaker 4: I watched what.
- 27:25Speaker 6: I tried to watch the season their head. Yes, I
- 27:29Speaker 6: tried to watch that season and then I couldn't. And
- 27:31Speaker 6: then I was gonna watch the season with Gaby Gabriel it.
- 27:35Speaker 6: I was gonna watch that because you know, I adore her.
- 27:37Speaker 6: It's a son about her. She just like she just
- 27:39Speaker 6: so si just like.
- 27:41Speaker 2: I did watch the season and it was called nineteen
- 27:44Speaker 2: eighty four. I did watch.
- 27:45Speaker 6: I didn't finish it, and then I watched I said
- 27:48Speaker 6: I was going to watch the season with Angela basket
- 27:51Speaker 6: on it. I never got around to the name was.
- 27:54Speaker 6: I never got away on to watching that either. I
- 27:56Speaker 6: think that something I was it's going back and forth.
- 28:01Speaker 4: Something else I started watching. I can't remember what it was.
- 28:04Speaker 2: For something else she was murray with the braids.
- 28:08Speaker 6: There was something else I was supposed to watch it.
- 28:09Speaker 6: I never get Oh, I thought you when you said American,
- 28:11Speaker 6: I thought you was about.
- 28:12Speaker 2: To say all America.
- 28:14Speaker 6: I stopped watching it at the now Spencer and Olivia
- 28:18Speaker 6: anybody going out.
- 28:19Speaker 2: I couldn't get into it. I tried. I tried, because
- 28:21Speaker 2: Jordan is the only one really lovet Jordan and Laila
- 28:23Speaker 2: from the original cast.
- 28:25Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's just really dam because Spencer didn't played.
- 28:29Speaker 6: Spencer got drafted. Him and Olivia got married, and I
- 28:33Speaker 6: think the last thing they told us was Davids pregnant.
- 28:37Speaker 2: I think she was pregnant.
- 28:38Speaker 6: But yeah, after they was gone, I saw no point
- 28:41Speaker 6: in watching it because I had it.
- 28:43Speaker 3: I don't believe you when when Shorts did that.
- 28:46Speaker 6: The shot did the same thing, took most of the
- 28:48Speaker 6: main characters, so I didn't never got into the show, and.
- 28:50Speaker 2: They took they took Jada, and I got a problem.
- 28:52Speaker 6: I mean, this is last season anywhere, No, it's one
- 28:55Speaker 6: more season. Well it was so far they renewed it
- 28:58Speaker 6: for next season.
- 28:59Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, never gotten to all of the main characters
- 29:01Speaker 2: they really started on the show besides EMM show.
- 29:06Speaker 6: Yeah, he's really like the only original cast member of
- 29:09Speaker 6: season one cast member life.
- 29:11Speaker 2: Damn kind of like not the same, but kind of
- 29:15Speaker 2: like how Richards is in real Beverly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 29:20Speaker 3: I think I tripped when I heard when I heard
- 29:22Speaker 3: that they killed em character off, I say, damn, that's crazy.
- 29:29Speaker 2: Ama Shepherd, Oh yeah, baby, he shot it on him.
- 29:34Speaker 6: I was they didne killed his mama. I'm sorry. Spoiler alert,
- 29:36Speaker 6: they didn't killed his mama.
- 29:38Speaker 2: At the end of this season, I heard that ship
- 29:40Speaker 2: to ship.
- 29:41Speaker 6: Said the lady from Escape killed him. That's what they
- 29:43Speaker 6: kept saying. Candy character killed, which I thought was stupid.
- 29:47Speaker 6: With all the people she had beef with, it shouldn't
- 29:49Speaker 6: have been Candy who killed her. But I guess they
- 29:51Speaker 6: wanted us not to expect it was dumb. Didn't get
- 29:57Speaker 6: a chance to give revenge for her son, and I
- 29:58Speaker 6: don't like that. But I think they wo. I think
- 30:00Speaker 6: that Tiff is gonna end up getting getting a revenge
- 30:03Speaker 6: on her behalf next season.
- 30:04Speaker 2: I think that's what's gonna end up happening.
- 30:06Speaker 6: She should because she's the reason your child doesn't have
- 30:08Speaker 6: a father, And then both of your children's grandmothers died
- 30:12Speaker 6: the same damn day. It was crazy the way they
- 30:15Speaker 6: did that. I was like you motherfuckers, you and your
- 30:18Speaker 6: ex husband children were both born the same day, and
- 30:20Speaker 6: then your your child's grandmother that you said, and then
- 30:24Speaker 6: his mother both died the same day.
- 30:27Speaker 2: So it was a lot.
- 30:28Speaker 3: I know Wayne did like. I know we ain't did
- 30:30Speaker 3: like on an overview on Beyond the Gates with you
- 30:33Speaker 3: fuck Kelly then fuck her.
- 30:36Speaker 1: Oh million, we will sit here for the next three hours. Old,
- 30:39Speaker 1: I'll be on the gates, I know saying no.
- 30:41Speaker 2: I just want to.
- 30:41Speaker 3: I just wanted to put that out there. Fuck Kelly
- 30:43Speaker 3: and Thomas a little mini mouth bitch.
- 30:49Speaker 1: All right, your right, first question in the week. So
- 30:53Speaker 1: welcome to our Question of the week's segment where I
- 30:55Speaker 1: scour the interwebs, read my TikTok at fi P page,
- 30:59Speaker 1: and I find questions the post of the table. Oh
- 31:03Speaker 1: thank you fake making errors. I read the question and
- 31:08Speaker 1: some responses, and I allow these niggas to give a
- 31:12Speaker 1: rating commentary and rating from one to diabolical. And now
- 31:18Speaker 1: for the question, I need to laugh. Let's do what's
- 31:23Speaker 1: the funniest thing a medical professional has ever said to you?
- 31:30Speaker 2: Silence?
- 31:32Speaker 1: I'll go first. The nurse inserting my I U D
- 31:36Speaker 1: called my servix fort Knox.
- 31:39Speaker 2: Damn, I just got to ie u d in and
- 31:42Speaker 2: I'm scared, damn fifth rating that's crazy.
- 31:54Speaker 6: Not fort Knox the nurse, but yours in my doctor book.
- 31:58Speaker 6: Mind the nurse was there, murty uncomfortable.
- 32:03Speaker 2: Bet it was you.
- 32:06Speaker 1: At least wind me dinner first. You all in my
- 32:09Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just saying, I'm just saying braiding.
- 32:15Speaker 4: That was funny.
- 32:17Speaker 3: That was I like that when John said she tighten
- 32:19Speaker 3: the four knocks, My god, let me in.
- 32:23Speaker 2: Nothing check sining it, don't check out. Let me in.
- 32:28Speaker 4: Got that red snapple.
- 32:31Speaker 1: Once a week once, not dougout. Okay, well, I guess
- 32:37Speaker 1: that'sn't ready Needa laugh. What's the funniest thing a medical
- 32:40Speaker 1: professional has ever said to you? Blood pressure plummeted. Nurse said, okay,
- 32:45Speaker 1: there's about to be a lot of people in here
- 32:47Speaker 1: with us, but you're okay. So I responded, oh god, please, no,
- 32:50Speaker 1: I have social anxiety. And she goes, sweetie, I need
- 32:53Speaker 1: you to pick a struggle.
- 32:54Speaker 2: Oh ship, but you already died. You even want to die?
- 32:59Speaker 6: You you gonna have to get over people being around.
- 33:05Speaker 2: Why you can't have it both? That's a realized conversation.
- 33:11Speaker 2: I bet you. She looked like us, possibly because you
- 33:15Speaker 2: said blood pressure. It's what wasn't about the blood pressure, bitch?
- 33:18Speaker 6: It because she was so nonchalant, So not nonchal So
- 33:24Speaker 6: what's I'm looking for?
- 33:28Speaker 2: Yeah? He blunt, very blunt, but neither lass.
- 33:35Speaker 1: What's the funniest thing medical professional has ever said to you?
- 33:39Speaker 1: I was hit by a car and stayed in the
- 33:40Speaker 1: hospital for a couple of weeks. And after you're getting
- 33:42Speaker 1: out of the hospital, I got hit by another car.
- 33:46Speaker 1: The doctor said, verbatim, so like, are you a fucking dear?
- 33:49Speaker 1: Why are you such an easy target on the road?
- 33:52Speaker 1: I thought it was funny, but my parents thought it
- 33:54Speaker 1: was unprofessional.
- 33:59Speaker 3: I wouldn't have said wouldn't have said exactly that. Wow, wow,
- 34:07Speaker 3: oh my, I just said ship like yo, God just
- 34:09Speaker 3: trying to take you all.
- 34:11Speaker 2: Wow, you might need to stay on the side. You
- 34:12Speaker 2: might stay in the house. Damn. Like, boy, you can't
- 34:16Speaker 2: get right. You gotta hit my car again. What did
- 34:19Speaker 2: you do this? Nigga?
- 34:20Speaker 3: Did you jump in front of you just running out
- 34:22Speaker 3: in the traffic wheeling nilly? That nigga a magnet?
- 34:27Speaker 6: Wow, somebody trying to kill you? That's alic It was
- 34:36Speaker 6: like to take you.
- 34:40Speaker 4: Ain't died the first time they go.
- 34:43Speaker 2: Like ship, I'm partly backed up to.
- 34:48Speaker 3: Show this time on the sight.
- 34:52Speaker 2: Need a laugh.
- 34:53Speaker 1: What's the funniest thing a medical professional has ever said
- 34:55Speaker 1: to you? Anestysologist before surgery looked around my mouth and said, wow,
- 35:00Speaker 1: you have one of the best airways I've ever seen.
- 35:03Speaker 2: It's like a big cave. But I won't she s
- 35:10Speaker 2: water water.
- 35:12Speaker 4: He was like, he can't see her throat like that
- 35:15Speaker 4: none of the month.
- 35:16Speaker 2: Wow, it's like a cave in there.
- 35:20Speaker 6: Can you imagine somebody trying to put you asleep after
- 35:22Speaker 6: saying some ship like that to you?
- 35:24Speaker 2: Get him out of here.
- 35:25Speaker 4: Think about he about that dive because he ain't about
- 35:29Speaker 4: to stick it to you.
- 35:29Speaker 2: Damn.
- 35:29Speaker 6: I thought he might try to stick something else in there. No,
- 35:32Speaker 6: get him out of here.
- 35:37Speaker 2: You probably can breathe through your nose by your mouth full, can't.
- 35:39Speaker 3: You could breathe through her.
- 35:43Speaker 2: It's like a cave in there. My rading, my I
- 35:50Speaker 2: get at a eight. Okay, yeah, I get that. I
- 35:54Speaker 2: definitely get out of eight. What was your rating?
- 36:00Speaker 4: You probably should follow lawsuit.
- 36:03Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't inappropriate. I mean, wow, I could
- 36:06Speaker 1: intubate you blindfolded.
- 36:07Speaker 2: But oh my lord, she just can't open that. I
- 36:14Speaker 2: ain't never had a complain. Who I need to laugh?
- 36:19Speaker 1: What's the funniest thing a medical professional has ever said
- 36:22Speaker 1: to you? My female doctor ready in the room for
- 36:27Speaker 1: my I U D removal by giving me an ice pack,
- 36:30Speaker 1: darkening the room and putting a new age music.
- 36:32Speaker 2: Are you ready for? Are you ready for the weirdest
- 36:35Speaker 2: spot treatment ever? Them all? They ain't even said no
- 36:42Speaker 2: move for me? It was cold and said slide down
- 36:46Speaker 2: the spread.
- 36:47Speaker 6: Wide practice, turn off the light.
- 36:59Speaker 2: It's out. Not the way I feel about you, girl,
- 37:05Speaker 2: I just can't leave with us.
- 37:11Speaker 4: That was sexy.
- 37:12Speaker 2: I don't know her trying to set the move for you.
- 37:16Speaker 3: But my lord, but dress, I get about it. I
- 37:22Speaker 3: get it A seven, I give about eighty.
- 37:26Speaker 1: I need to laugh. What's the funniest thing a medical
- 37:29Speaker 1: professional has ever said to you? When my O B
- 37:31Speaker 1: G y N broke the news that my uterus was
- 37:33Speaker 1: too small a place in the U D. I said,
- 37:36Speaker 1: so you're saying she's skinny. He goes, yeah, girl, I'm
- 37:39Speaker 1: saying she's skinny.
- 37:41Speaker 2: Oh my lord, Wow, Okay.
- 37:45Speaker 3: I don't actually I don't think that's I don't think
- 37:47Speaker 3: that's too bad because she's still trying. She's still trying,
- 37:50Speaker 3: she's still trying to find humor. Yeah, that wasn't bad.
- 37:56Speaker 4: She's skinny.
- 37:58Speaker 2: She's skinny. Period. H to ever do that again? Don't
- 38:06Speaker 2: you ever do that again? She did? Period? Like I'm
- 38:15Speaker 2: seeing mhm. Shout out to Ticra. Oh lord, I love
- 38:20Speaker 2: to call.
- 38:23Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's it's not that bad. She tried to
- 38:28Speaker 3: you know, the doctor tried to say, you know, make
- 38:31Speaker 3: him comfortable.
- 38:32Speaker 1: Cool, next one, I need to laugh. What's the funniest
- 38:37Speaker 1: thing a medical professional has ever said to you? When
- 38:40Speaker 1: I was in labor with my first baby, my husband
- 38:43Speaker 1: was leaning over giving me a kiss, and the ob yo,
- 38:45Speaker 1: get away from her. Can't you see she's allergic to you.
- 38:47Speaker 1: Look how swollen up she is. Bitch like that, you
- 38:54Speaker 1: do that. That's the reason why y'all ain't here in
- 38:56Speaker 1: the first place.
- 38:57Speaker 3: I actually said that when I was in labor, You
- 38:59Speaker 3: dirty bitch, you dirty bit.
- 39:01Speaker 2: I said that.
- 39:02Speaker 6: When I was in labor, the nurse told my child's
- 39:06Speaker 6: other half of his DNA to hold one of my
- 39:09Speaker 6: legs up, and she was gonna hold my other leg
- 39:11Speaker 6: for it's time for me to push and I said him,
- 39:13Speaker 6: hold my legs up. Was while I'm here in the
- 39:15Speaker 6: first place, and that lady was like.
- 39:20Speaker 1: Shoon shu the babes, I need to laugh. What's the
- 39:24Speaker 1: funniest thing a medical professional has ever said to you?
- 39:28Speaker 1: My doctor told me all the symptoms of my thiword condition,
- 39:31Speaker 1: and I told her I thought I was just a whimp.
- 39:33Speaker 1: She said that I probably was, but I also have
- 39:35Speaker 1: the star wroid condition.
- 39:37Speaker 6: Damn, damn. Okay, very much, doctor Robinson.
- 39:42Speaker 2: Your doctor. Fuck you, bitch.
- 39:43Speaker 3: R oh, maybe my truf ad bitch waiting mitch fuck you.
- 39:50Speaker 2: That's great, she said, you probably are. But I mean,
- 39:54Speaker 2: you know, why't she talking to me like that? Yeah? Yeah,
- 39:58Speaker 2: fuck her. That's why your husband's sleeping with the secretary
- 40:02Speaker 2: and then walk out. Man, you don't know if that's
- 40:04Speaker 2: true or not. I don't know if it's true. I
- 40:07Speaker 2: guess we're gonna be at the moment it's gonna be
- 40:10Speaker 2: hurt together. Bitch. He had to change physicians, so she's walking. Yeah,
- 40:18Speaker 2: remember that, bitch. Oh, No, I go find a doctor
- 40:22Speaker 2: one the one with the one with the one with
- 40:24Speaker 2: the urban name, the.
- 40:26Speaker 4: Name I don't want to come on head.
- 40:30Speaker 3: I mean miss miss miss miss miss miss Shuna. Come
- 40:34Speaker 3: on the sha yeah, come on your.
- 40:36Speaker 2: Last name, bitch Jenkins? You like a Jenkins. I'm like,
- 40:41Speaker 2: I guess, look, I guess.
- 40:42Speaker 4: I told the truth.
- 40:43Speaker 2: Now I told you. I need to laugh. What's the
- 40:46Speaker 2: funny gonna burn?
- 40:47Speaker 6: Bro?
- 40:48Speaker 2: What's the funniest hm you need these you need these ovaries,
- 41:00Speaker 2: But kick that bitch like rescue, she dad when she
- 41:02Speaker 2: was getting that way. I need to laugh.
- 41:06Speaker 1: What's the funniest thing a medical professional has ever said
- 41:08Speaker 1: to you? When I did the baiting score, I have
- 41:12Speaker 1: a genetic disorder that causes hypermobility. I had showed her
- 41:15Speaker 1: how far my knees go back, and she politely smiled
- 41:17Speaker 1: and said no, thank you, and then.
- 41:19Speaker 3: Gag, wait what wait wait did she go? Does she
- 41:27Speaker 3: got because the niece went back? Or does she got
- 41:30Speaker 3: because she she.
- 41:31Speaker 2: Got a whiff? That sound like a whiff. She was like, no,
- 41:34Speaker 2: thank you? What is that?
- 41:38Speaker 6: All of a sudden, it's most like hot trouting here,
- 41:41Speaker 6: hot gabage.
- 41:41Speaker 7: Hot piss, just like hot piss, hot piss.
- 41:54Speaker 2: I need to laugh.
- 41:55Speaker 1: What's the funniest thing a medical professional has ever said
- 41:57Speaker 1: to you? When my son's heart rate dropped on my labor.
- 42:01Speaker 1: My doctor came and came storming in and said, your
- 42:04Speaker 1: baby is pissing me off, Jenna.
- 42:07Speaker 4: What the fuck you want me to do about it?
- 42:10Speaker 2: Wait? Why y'all bullshitting?
- 42:11Speaker 3: That's how a j I felt like, that's how aj
- 42:13Speaker 3: got here. Like he was like he was in the woom,
- 42:16Speaker 3: just squeezing, the squeezing in bilical cor like this, fucking
- 42:19Speaker 3: with the doctors.
- 42:19Speaker 2: Get me out of here right now.
- 42:22Speaker 3: They put the monitors on key the stomach, and you know,
- 42:24Speaker 3: he was like he had kicked that bitch off.
- 42:27Speaker 2: He was sick of him. He's doing all the stuff
- 42:30Speaker 2: I told you, I'm ready. Oh shit.
- 42:33Speaker 3: She came in like his heart rate dropped like six
- 42:36Speaker 3: times and six times in like like ten minutes.
- 42:39Speaker 6: Tired of y'all messing with I mean here minding my business.
- 42:42Speaker 6: So since y'all want to bother me, just bring me
- 42:44Speaker 6: on out.
- 42:45Speaker 3: Ship.
- 42:46Speaker 2: That's funny, so I can do my thug dizz rating.
- 42:49Speaker 3: That's that's a that's a that's a seven.
- 42:51Speaker 2: But that's fucking funny.
- 42:52Speaker 6: That's a male practice lawsuit I'm following. I don't feel safe.
- 42:57Speaker 2: Your baby is pissing me off, Jenna. I don't feel
- 43:00Speaker 2: see get me another doc.
- 43:01Speaker 1: Though, I need to laugh. What's the funniest thing a
- 43:04Speaker 1: medical professional has ever said to you? Urgent care for
- 43:07Speaker 1: horrific food poisoning? Doctor asked why I ate that got
- 43:11Speaker 1: me sick? I told him. He repeated it loudly and
- 43:14Speaker 1: with disappointment. Then two people from the hallway. Yep, no,
- 43:17Speaker 1: I love that place.
- 43:19Speaker 2: Mhm. Must have been chipotlet.
- 43:28Speaker 1: Not your pottle chippotlo not potloile a to bring up.
- 43:35Speaker 2: Oh no, I love that place, like damn, what get
- 43:38Speaker 2: my wings from?
- 43:39Speaker 3: Now?
- 43:39Speaker 2: Hope we go there from trim Wa.
- 43:41Speaker 3: Damn ship ship that is some insensitive ship.
- 43:47Speaker 2: Yo. You sitting there doubled over and we had the
- 43:51Speaker 2: quan ring cools from there last week? Did they close
- 43:54Speaker 2: for food? Damn? Damn? I love that plase nurse nurse Nancy.
- 43:59Speaker 3: Did you.
- 44:01Speaker 4: Just coming stuff that was.
- 44:05Speaker 2: We can't go there? Damn? I love it. They got
- 44:08Speaker 2: the too for what Dricks Specials doing? Happy out? Damn?
- 44:12Speaker 2: You know that's not that you know, just about a bitch? Yeah?
- 44:16Speaker 2: I do you feeling like that?
- 44:17Speaker 3: And I know that's probably I know that's probably like
- 44:19Speaker 3: petty and ship that you know, somebody probably actually got sick,
- 44:22Speaker 3: and then I'm like, damn, yo that damn now I'm
- 44:25Speaker 3: gonna go to get I don't get my nachos.
- 44:27Speaker 2: That's when I found out that remember when you shared
- 44:29Speaker 2: with me that Maxis was shut down by the City
- 44:31Speaker 2: of Philadelphia Health Department that one time, years ago, years ago.
- 44:36Speaker 1: But I was like, damn. I mean, granted, we hadn't
- 44:38Speaker 1: been to Philly with to Maxes and years.
- 44:40Speaker 2: What we decided on Saturday.
- 44:43Speaker 1: Cheese Steak rise like Bibles people from I don't know
- 44:50Speaker 1: people from Philly. If you see this drunk drunk down
- 44:53Speaker 1: your cheese steak recommendation spots. I know Aboutsha Bibels, I
- 44:57Speaker 1: know about Dallas Sion Ros. We Again, we haven't been
- 45:00Speaker 1: to Maxis. We're not going to pet Or. Those are
- 45:06Speaker 1: tourist spots. They know not to send us. I know
- 45:09Speaker 1: around Philly as long as I can get to either
- 45:11Speaker 1: Germantown or Broad Street, I'm good boulevard.
- 45:14Speaker 2: I know that I'm talking about a good Jesuesday seasoned.
- 45:18Speaker 1: She's also I know you might see this Philly and
- 45:23Speaker 1: Brittany and all y'all watching. Hey, y'all, hey friends, Hey,
- 45:27Speaker 1: I need to laugh. What's the funniest thing a medical
- 45:29Speaker 1: professional has ever said to you. My follow up appointment
- 45:33Speaker 1: for my hysterectomy history the fuck. My follow up appointment
- 45:43Speaker 1: for my hysterectomy fell on Halloween, and my surgeon, who
- 45:46Speaker 1: was dressed up like a cat in the hat, was
- 45:48Speaker 1: doing my public exam and said, honey, it was room
- 45:51Speaker 1: when she boarded.
- 45:55Speaker 2: What Oh you petty bitch.
- 46:02Speaker 1: Will beat that last for me one more time. It
- 46:04Speaker 1: was what my father heard. That for my hysterectomy fell
- 46:08Speaker 1: on Halloween. My surgeon, who was stressed up like the
- 46:11Speaker 1: cat in the hat, was doing my pelvic exam and said, honey,
- 46:15Speaker 1: it was ruined when she bought it.
- 46:18Speaker 6: Oh my, we gotta fight. We gotta fight, like you
- 46:25Speaker 6: gotta come meet me in the parking lot. You can
- 46:27Speaker 6: leave the cars to you on We gotta fight. Yeah,
- 46:34Speaker 6: you know what that's from? Right from the movie? Is
- 46:36Speaker 6: that from the version that uh what's his name?
- 46:43Speaker 2: Yeah? Him?
- 46:43Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the version, did.
- 46:47Speaker 2: You Dusty fight?
- 46:51Speaker 3: Oh I'm gonna find I'm gonna meet you outside.
- 46:58Speaker 2: Straight in the face about lady.
- 47:01Speaker 6: That's a bit to meet me in the parking lot
- 47:04Speaker 6: when you get off out of ten.
- 47:07Speaker 2: I need to laugh.
- 47:09Speaker 1: What's the funniest thing a medical professional has ever said
- 47:11Speaker 1: to you? I delivered my daughter in three pushes and
- 47:14Speaker 1: the doctor, the doctor looked up and said, you're like
- 47:16Speaker 1: labor and delivery Barbie.
- 47:21Speaker 6: Not laboring delivery Barbary three pushing.
- 47:29Speaker 4: I'm no tray man game on that damn face.
- 47:31Speaker 6: I was told eighty philly, damn di lady when I
- 47:33Speaker 6: got to the hospital, so it was like, come on
- 47:36Speaker 6: one more.
- 47:36Speaker 2: I was like a batching that. Hey yo, doctor said,
- 47:42Speaker 2: just slip right out.
- 47:44Speaker 1: I need to laugh. What's the funniest thing a medical
- 47:46Speaker 1: professional has ever said to you? I got a somemotion
- 47:51Speaker 1: in two thousand and nine and the nurse patted my
- 47:54Speaker 1: shoulder and said, it's gonna be okay.
- 47:56Speaker 2: Obama's president. Now the fun what? What? What? What? What?
- 48:02Speaker 4: Whatoo?
- 48:03Speaker 6: Rock got to do with this? What I got to
- 48:09Speaker 6: do with this? He always want to throw my man
- 48:10Speaker 6: and something. He be minded his business.
- 48:13Speaker 4: What you got to do with this?
- 48:14Speaker 2: Excuse me, your man? You I said, don't go in
- 48:18Speaker 2: my fantasy here, man, I mean it's your life.
- 48:21Speaker 6: You know you don't in my fantasy. You always want
- 48:24Speaker 6: to throw him in something he be minded his business.
- 48:27Speaker 6: His black educated, well spoken, business my fellow Americans.
- 48:32Speaker 2: Listen, my fellow Americans.
- 48:34Speaker 6: Maybe he can say anything to me. He can he
- 48:36Speaker 6: can read me a cat in the head book.
- 48:42Speaker 2: She's just she's just a friend. She's just a friend.
- 48:44Speaker 2: Read read her man like Shelley. I mean, I read
- 48:47Speaker 2: her best stories every night. Listen, you can be a
- 48:50Speaker 2: part of this. I gotta thankful. Listen. I need to last.
- 48:55Speaker 1: That's the funniest thing a medical professional has ever said
- 48:57Speaker 1: to you.
- 48:59Speaker 3: She's she's trying to drink that chocolate pudding.
- 49:02Speaker 1: My physical therapist put me in the next stretchy thing
- 49:05Speaker 1: that straps around my head. I said, I feel like
- 49:07Speaker 1: I look ridiculous right now. She said, yeah, you do.
- 49:10Speaker 1: I'm going to close the door.
- 49:13Speaker 2: Nah, I don't like Devil. That was rude because she
- 49:16Speaker 2: set them up. She set up. That was mean, grating.
- 49:20Speaker 2: I don't like devil mean. I still giggled. I'm sorry.
- 49:25Speaker 2: Maybe I'm mean to you. I don't know, so I
- 49:29Speaker 2: that my fucking giggle. I need to laugh. What's the
- 49:34Speaker 2: funniest thing a medical professional has ever said to you?
- 49:39Speaker 2: Severe allergic.
- 49:41Speaker 1: Severe allergy symptoms took me to the day of clinic.
- 49:45Speaker 1: I told the nurse, I didn't have weekend plans because
- 49:48Speaker 1: no one invited me out.
- 49:49Speaker 2: Damn. She did a strap swab on my throat.
- 49:52Speaker 1: I gagged, and she says, that's not that's why no
- 49:54Speaker 1: one invites you out, honey.
- 49:56Speaker 2: I died laughing. She shavy. She said, that's why nobody
- 50:09Speaker 2: invites you out. Honey. You can't take it. You can't
- 50:15Speaker 2: take what they dish out. Sean a couple more. My god, today,
- 50:27Speaker 2: I I need I need a laugh.
- 50:29Speaker 1: What's the funniest thing a medical professional has ever said
- 50:32Speaker 1: to you?
- 50:33Speaker 3: He's about to tell us the story about that ship.
- 50:37Speaker 1: I had a funal growth on my face after coming
- 50:39Speaker 1: back from vacation. I was in tears because I looked
- 50:41Speaker 1: like the phantom of the opera. Doctor looks at my
- 50:44Speaker 1: face and with all seriousness, said, there's a fungus among
- 50:47Speaker 1: its that made it round.
- 50:54Speaker 4: How does a funks some.
- 50:59Speaker 2: Saation? I'm mad? Do you about it? Oh? Man? Last one?
- 51:10Speaker 2: I need to laugh.
- 51:12Speaker 1: What's the funniest thing a medical professional has ever said
- 51:15Speaker 1: to you? My placenta had to be manually delivered. And
- 51:19Speaker 1: after it was done, or she was done, rather, the
- 51:22Speaker 1: doctor that did it said, nice to meet you. Sorry,
- 51:25Speaker 1: I wore you.
- 51:25Speaker 2: Like a glove. Wow, and that wraps up Question of
- 51:32Speaker 2: the week. Yo, no yo, are we flirting? No? No, no, no, no, nigga,
- 51:42Speaker 2: I don't know. That's I don't know.
- 51:43Speaker 3: That's like a like a like a medical like a
- 51:46Speaker 3: medical professional.
- 51:46Speaker 2: Sorry, glove, that nigga is flirting? Oh that's a flat.
- 51:50Speaker 2: I don't sorry. I wore you like a glove.
- 51:55Speaker 3: Turn out like baby, I could turn you go to
- 51:57Speaker 3: a puppet? Oh God, just what's up? Talk about getting
- 52:05Speaker 3: real acquainted with somebody?
- 52:06Speaker 2: My Lord.
- 52:08Speaker 3: Thigg probably looks like listen, I'll take you.
- 52:13Speaker 2: That's a lot whole hand just up in there, just nowadays,
- 52:19Speaker 2: like nowadays women get what women? What the whole hand?
- 52:24Speaker 1: I think there's something else, Aaron, But what's what's what's
- 52:27Speaker 1: happening for a question of the week? Since I'm scared,
- 52:33Speaker 1: I don't know if I can top that, but I'm
- 52:34Speaker 1: gonna try.
- 52:38Speaker 6: Before we get started, y'all, if you have any questions, comments,
- 52:42Speaker 6: type of ideas, Any TV show, documentaries and movies you
- 52:45Speaker 6: want us to review, Uh?
- 52:49Speaker 2: What out ship?
- 52:50Speaker 3: Uh?
- 52:50Speaker 6: Anything else you want to hear on this headpop It's
- 52:53Speaker 6: any ranks and events if you just want to.
- 52:55Speaker 2: Get some ship off your chest because you need somebody
- 52:57Speaker 2: to talk to you.
- 52:57Speaker 6: Here you can reach the via email. We are asked
- 53:03Speaker 6: wonder Pard at gmail dot com. That is a sk
- 53:05Speaker 6: W A N D A p O D at gmail
- 53:09Speaker 6: dot com.
- 53:10Speaker 4: You can also rEFInd us all.
- 53:11Speaker 2: Over Beyonce's Internet, Blue Ivy's Wi Fi.
- 53:16Speaker 6: We Are Wine and a Dascy the podcast on YouTube
- 53:19Speaker 6: and on Facebook. Don't forget to add for saying we
- 53:23Speaker 6: are Wine. I'm sorry Wanda pod underscore on I g
- 53:29Speaker 6: X TikTok and threads I remember threads this time, and
- 53:33Speaker 6: we are wander Pot on Blue Skott because they wouldn't
- 53:37Speaker 6: let us use the damn month to score. Let us
- 53:39Speaker 6: know if you want to be anonymous, if you want
- 53:41Speaker 6: to use a pseudonym, if you're gonna use your full
- 53:43Speaker 6: government name, first, middle, one last, because you don't give
- 53:46Speaker 6: a damn Because, in the words of CHARII Whitfield via
- 53:49Speaker 6: Real Housewives of Atlanta, many many many, many many many
- 53:52Speaker 6: many moons.
- 53:53Speaker 2: Ago, who gonna check you bill back when she was a.
- 53:59Speaker 4: Long wi body post.
- 54:01Speaker 2: But anyway she knows we're telling the damn truth. We
- 54:03Speaker 2: told jokes, we don't tell lies.
- 54:05Speaker 6: Okay, all right, all right, all right, so we going
- 54:10Speaker 6: and take our asses back on over to Brandon's favorite thread.
- 54:16Speaker 6: Well before we go, no no, no, Before we go
- 54:19Speaker 6: to Brandon's favorite thread. A couple of weeks ago, I
- 54:23Speaker 6: introduced some stuff from a thread called miss Underscore Parker
- 54:28Speaker 6: for Real.
- 54:29Speaker 4: She posted some really diabolical shit.
- 54:31Speaker 6: Since she's diabolical and we diabolical, we're gonna be diabolical together,
- 54:37Speaker 6: so I that she Okay, extra extra your daddy ain't
- 54:53Speaker 6: your daddy?
- 54:55Speaker 2: I have to tell her today. Pray for Me.
- 54:58Speaker 6: Had an affair for thirty eight years. My sister didn't
- 55:02Speaker 6: know until she found the will Thursday. My sister refused
- 55:05Speaker 6: to have children. She would have mismotions. My daughter is
- 55:10Speaker 6: her husband's only child. They were so close. She thinks
- 55:14Speaker 6: that my husband is her father, but he knows that
- 55:17Speaker 6: he's not. But he never knew who her father was.
- 55:20Speaker 6: He married me while I was pregnant. My daughter looks
- 55:24Speaker 6: just like me, so that's what saved me. My brother
- 55:27Speaker 6: in law just died on Tuesday. He left everything to
- 55:30Speaker 6: my daughter.
- 55:34Speaker 2: M He better not be the fucking father, y'all.
- 55:37Speaker 1: I mean, I think that kind of just proves that
- 55:39Speaker 1: he is what that he the damn daddy feel everything
- 55:42Speaker 1: to his niece.
- 55:43Speaker 6: I think the brother in law knew he was the daddy,
- 55:45Speaker 6: but her sister don't, and the daughter don't, and the
- 55:49Speaker 6: daughter don't know that. Yeah, the daughter don't know that
- 55:51Speaker 6: the uncle was her real daddy. She's just daught that
- 55:53Speaker 6: was her uncle and she was his favorite niece. Yeah,
- 55:57Speaker 6: this is not going to turn out well for you.
- 56:00Speaker 6: All right, one more before I go to the questions.
- 56:03Speaker 6: Extra extra, I've been chasing a trans woman ship.
- 56:06Speaker 4: Okay, all right, so boom. I love when people say that.
- 56:10Speaker 2: All right, so boom.
- 56:11Speaker 6: She never told me she was trans. I've been chasing
- 56:14Speaker 6: her thinking she likes being chased whole time. I've been
- 56:17Speaker 6: taking her on dates, good morning texts, sending flowers. I
- 56:21Speaker 6: took her way over the weekend. After three months, I'm
- 56:24Speaker 6: thinking I'm about to get some Her motherfucking balls are
- 56:28Speaker 6: bigger than mine.
- 56:31Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lie though. I hit she hit ship.
- 56:38Speaker 6: She got me open, literally, But I'm where I want
- 56:42Speaker 6: to be. But how do I tell my mama? None
- 56:48Speaker 6: of your mama business, grandchildren.
- 56:52Speaker 4: You might have to make a story, but yeah, it
- 56:54Speaker 4: ain't nobody business.
- 56:56Speaker 6: You like you like doing the bending Hey, so that's
- 57:00Speaker 6: about grandkids.
- 57:04Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maybe find a surrogate that looks like her.
- 57:08Speaker 2: All right, one more thing before we get to the
- 57:10Speaker 2: question this week what.
- 57:13Speaker 4: Not from there?
- 57:14Speaker 2: But we're going to be going to six brownch Chicks.
- 57:19Speaker 2: He called you all got jail.
- 57:22Speaker 3: We want you want to have to find somebody or
- 57:25Speaker 3: somebody a woman, a circuit though like his mama.
- 57:28Speaker 2: And now that they looked like his mama, looks like
- 57:30Speaker 2: the girl the girlfriend.
- 57:33Speaker 6: Listen, Okay, we're going back to the thread that I
- 57:36Speaker 6: introduced last week called d M TWIM relationship hell on
- 57:40Speaker 6: six Brown Chicks.
- 57:42Speaker 2: And we're going back to the And then I crashed out.
- 57:45Speaker 6: One first, my first born was visiting her father for
- 57:48Speaker 6: the summer.
- 57:49Speaker 2: I'm in Indiana.
- 57:50Speaker 6: There in Mississippi, my child sprained his ankle in the trampoline.
- 57:54Speaker 6: They gave him painkillers and drove him ten hours to
- 57:57Speaker 6: my home. His Indiana medicaid didn't work in Mississippi, and
- 58:00Speaker 6: no one wanted to pay. My child is only seven.
- 58:03Speaker 6: I took him to the doctor, got his ankle.
- 58:05Speaker 2: Set and cast.
- 58:07Speaker 6: I dropped him off at my mom's house, and then
- 58:09Speaker 6: I drove back to Mississippi and fire bombed my baby.
- 58:12Speaker 6: Daddy's garage. He came home to a flat bird garage.
- 58:16Speaker 6: His ventures Harley Davison motorcycle blew up. He knows I
- 58:20Speaker 6: did it, but if he tells what I did to him,
- 58:22Speaker 6: I'll tell what he did to our son. He's a clown,
- 58:25Speaker 6: but I'm a certified crash out over my child.
- 58:30Speaker 3: That was a lot, And what I was about to
- 58:34Speaker 3: happen to that person, that was a lot. They deerved
- 58:39Speaker 3: that crash out.
- 58:41Speaker 2: That was a lot. You crashed.
- 58:43Speaker 6: I mean, I get you being pissed off because they
- 58:47Speaker 6: drove the baby all the way back ten hours.
- 58:50Speaker 2: Take back to the baby ankle. You fire bombed the.
- 58:53Speaker 6: Girl, bomb the garage, You gave a babies and pink
- 59:00Speaker 6: killers and want the baby to go to the house
- 59:02Speaker 6: with Jesus.
- 59:03Speaker 2: He actually did you a favor, so that way, I
- 59:04Speaker 2: mean it was. It was fucked up that nobody wanted
- 59:06Speaker 2: to pay for it.
- 59:07Speaker 4: But because you the daddy right, but he bought brought
- 59:10Speaker 4: the baby back.
- 59:10Speaker 2: Do you to you be able to.
- 59:12Speaker 4: Use the medica make the baby walk around on the right.
- 59:15Speaker 1: They getting paint killers, having a baby and the off
- 59:17Speaker 1: for ten albums. The ride back home was a lot.
- 59:20Speaker 1: But my nigga, like you fire bump, you.
- 59:25Speaker 2: Was mad a man, it's a mother and you know
- 59:28Speaker 2: he was. She was in that call like mm hmm.
- 59:32Speaker 6: And when I get down this mother, this motherfucker mos
- 59:39Speaker 6: like she wore a diaper, wore a diaper and anything
- 59:42Speaker 6: mamber like that. When she was trying to drive on
- 59:44Speaker 6: what you was driving to Florida and she had to
- 59:47Speaker 6: stop and snacks and chips.
- 59:51Speaker 2: That motherfucker baby, she was mad. She was.
- 59:55Speaker 6: He's like this motherfucker, tell him up.
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: You know how mad you d got it?
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: Because I don't you itch.
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: On the cossting. That's what I'm saying. You know.
- 1:00:15Speaker 6: Right now you got dip. You're thirty seven on yours
- 1:00:20Speaker 6: on your ass, all right? This is also this is
- 1:00:23Speaker 6: another one, y'all. This is also a d M from
- 1:00:26Speaker 6: Relationships Hell. The title what this one is, I will
- 1:00:28Speaker 6: not take this l I have two kids by a
- 1:00:32Speaker 6: married man. He promised for the entire five years we
- 1:00:35Speaker 6: were together that he was leaving her. She left him.
- 1:00:39Speaker 6: I had our youngest baby a month ago. He promises
- 1:00:42Speaker 6: to me, no newborn, but he never shows up. His
- 1:00:45Speaker 6: sister told me that he married another woman. His coworker.
- 1:00:48Speaker 6: He was cheating on his wife with both of us
- 1:00:50Speaker 6: the whole time. We have a family together, so we
- 1:00:54Speaker 6: can't leave each other. Now, well, it's clearly, sugar foot,
- 1:00:57Speaker 6: he didn't already live. He did up. He married somebody else.
- 1:01:01Speaker 6: He left the wife and married somebody else. Not she
- 1:01:06Speaker 6: and you don't have two of his babies. These many
- 1:01:09Speaker 6: the number after one before three you she delusioned, and
- 1:01:17Speaker 6: go to hell, Go to hell, bastard.
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: But that, yeah, she delusioned, all right, last one.
- 1:01:28Speaker 6: Before I read the question, he got on bended knee
- 1:01:31Speaker 6: and promised to me at Whitecastle, where we met three
- 1:01:35Speaker 6: years ago. I didn't want that moment to happen there
- 1:01:38Speaker 6: in a dull restaurant, so I refused to propose on
- 1:01:41Speaker 6: and ask him to do it over at a place
- 1:01:43Speaker 6: with better aesthetics for my ig. The customers and workers
- 1:01:47Speaker 6: were so mad at me, he said, bet he withdrew
- 1:01:50Speaker 6: from me emotionally, then physically he got engaged to somebody else.
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: I miss him, what else?
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: Think?
- 1:01:59Speaker 4: I guess you kind of thebody you know, saying.
- 1:02:01Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I can't accept that proposal here in the
- 1:02:04Speaker 6: White Castle.
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: He thought it was special because that's what he thought
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: it was special.
- 1:02:11Speaker 6: Would you worried about fucking aesthetics and with other people
- 1:02:14Speaker 6: who don't give a damn about your reggedy ass are
- 1:02:17Speaker 6: thinking on I G girl boo.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: Y'all didn't talk about that before hand, Like, don't I
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: know it may be sentimental, but you don't got to
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: propose to me the white castles like do it at
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: the park or something over breakfast and bed.
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: Well, yeah, okay, no, I mean I agree with you
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: like I do, but also it also kind of feels.
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: Like, yo, you're ungrateful.
- 1:02:40Speaker 3: They does come off the way because he being centemential,
- 1:02:42Speaker 3: like he being sentimental, sentimental of him.
- 1:02:44Speaker 6: That's where y'all met. I saw a couple get married
- 1:02:48Speaker 6: in the KFC. They met him. They got married in
- 1:02:50Speaker 6: the KFS.
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: I was like, oh, oh, yeah, no, I ain't doing
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: all that. Yeah, they got married. I wouldn't do it,
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: but they got married in the KFC that they met him.
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: I might get you a little chicken box, not a.
- 1:03:00Speaker 6: Little chicken buy, but my chicken to come from somewhere
- 1:03:04Speaker 6: in the ghetto where it's dirty and you scared you're
- 1:03:06Speaker 6: gonna get shot when you're going there because the chicken
- 1:03:07Speaker 6: boxy be far.
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: Far mm hmmm, all right.
- 1:03:15Speaker 6: I asked my boyfriend dated for four months, to take
- 1:03:17Speaker 6: my son Toughy to the zoo with his other kids. Him,
- 1:03:21Speaker 6: nobody wants to chill with your fat ass son. Hey, yo, me,
- 1:03:25Speaker 6: I thought you. I thought they liked my son him.
- 1:03:29Speaker 6: Nobody likes Toughy, not even his real father.
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: Damn tough.
- 1:03:33Speaker 6: He heard this and he took my boyfriend's PlayStation and
- 1:03:36Speaker 6: Nikes to school and gave it to his friends.
- 1:03:38Speaker 4: Good job, Toughie, because your mother's a pump.
- 1:03:41Speaker 6: The parents, the friend's parents won't return it, the school
- 1:03:44Speaker 6: won't get involved. Police say it was a gift. My
- 1:03:47Speaker 6: boyfriend says, I better get his ship back or buy
- 1:03:50Speaker 6: him replacements. I don't have the money for that advice. Bitch,
- 1:03:53Speaker 6: get a backbone, first of all.
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: Because as soon as he said something, you called your
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: son a fat ass. You should have.
- 1:03:58Speaker 4: Swung on them.
- 1:03:59Speaker 3: It's okay, it's all right, you good, you're good. Okay,
- 1:04:05Speaker 3: you're good. Your hold and you know what I'm saying,
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: We're good. Bring bring it back.
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: I mean, you ain't shift for not defending your son.
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: But also your son was like, I got something for
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: your raggedy What this fat what this fat ass?
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: Do?
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: Anybody want five? Anybody want to PlayStation?
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: You have it?
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: Man, I mean I grase grades.
- 1:04:28Speaker 6: There you go, my man shorty shout out to do
- 1:04:37Speaker 6: something on the love gone.
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: It was a gift, Perve, perve. You ain't give it
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: to me. Perve it.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: I mean you left it in my room for you
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: told me to get rid of it. Let mis understand
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: what what you said. I have fat ears, so I might.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: Have Yeah, I have heard correctly.
- 1:04:53Speaker 6: You know I was chewing at the time because you
- 1:04:55Speaker 6: know I'm fat, so I may not have heard it.
- 1:04:59Speaker 6: You sir, Fuck you Darnell. I'm sorry. He sound like
- 1:05:01Speaker 6: a Darnell. That sounds like some Darnell as ship.
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: That's a I cannot.
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: I can't, I shan't, I won't.
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: No, No, he got what I went to see Arna's Jay.
- 1:05:18Speaker 4: I went to Ja the other night.
- 1:05:21Speaker 6: And he said, you know black people, he's you know,
- 1:05:24Speaker 6: blacks got double names. So he was a man man.
- 1:05:27Speaker 6: He probably a man man. He's a man man.
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: A pooky pooky pooky, a.
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: Day ay a t T and yeah, shoutow on my
- 1:05:41Speaker 3: little cousin, dud, little dookie man.
- 1:05:45Speaker 6: Yeah, something like that. Girl I'm on toughie side. Toffee
- 1:05:49Speaker 6: did nothing wrong. Toffee did absolutely nothing wrong. He did
- 1:05:53Speaker 6: the right thing.
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: Toffy said.
- 1:05:55Speaker 4: Watch this whole yup, yup Toffee is not wrong.
- 1:05:59Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: Since we here, I'm gonna do one this the last one,
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: young Yes, mm hmm. Second, I ain't got that, cannot
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: can okay? Oh?
- 1:06:21Speaker 3: Man? Hold on? Is that is that a breakup?
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: Let's live with a breakup.
- 1:06:27Speaker 3: If your son saw my game, I mean give my
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: game away, here's.
- 1:06:31Speaker 6: A breakup soon that the body like my fat as son.
- 1:06:33Speaker 6: So there's that, all right. Next, I knew she was terrible.
- 1:06:38Speaker 6: I knew she was a terrible and crazy cancer. And
- 1:06:40Speaker 6: I love the unpredictable energy. First of all, bitch, no
- 1:06:43Speaker 6: cancer slander will be tolerated on this hip hop kids.
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. Maybe it's not shut the fuck up, Harry. Anyway,
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: somebody seem a little crazy, terrible.
- 1:06:56Speaker 6: I love the unpredictable energy she brought into the beer room.
- 1:06:59Speaker 6: She told me that she ate the troubles during her
- 1:07:03Speaker 6: last relationship, and talking about it was hard.
- 1:07:06Speaker 4: I live in the present. I'm focused on the future.
- 1:07:09Speaker 6: I love that no past drama to haunt us. I
- 1:07:12Speaker 6: had turbulence in my life, and she kept me saying
- 1:07:15Speaker 6: I proposed and moved them with her. She checked my
- 1:07:17Speaker 6: phone monitor my social media. She contacted the ex who
- 1:07:20Speaker 6: commented on my photo. My ex told her to f off.
- 1:07:26Speaker 6: Fiance found her and threatened her with a broken bottle.
- 1:07:29Speaker 6: I don't want to marry this woman anymore. Every moment
- 1:07:32Speaker 6: I feel like I'm just skipping through the gates of hell.
- 1:07:35Speaker 6: How do I escape without facing consequences?
- 1:07:38Speaker 4: You changed your name to Raheen bar.
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: B e y.
- 1:07:50Speaker 6: You go find a dude from a couple episodes ago
- 1:07:52Speaker 6: and asked him can you borrow his dreadlock wig?
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: Not the white guy with.
- 1:08:01Speaker 6: And you move because you like crazy until it's too crazy.
- 1:08:08Speaker 6: It's it's not gonna end well for you, Sugar. She's
- 1:08:09Speaker 6: gonna boil your rabbit.
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: I was just you, Yeah, she might. I was just
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: about to ask play grip ball.
- 1:08:16Speaker 4: I ain't gonna hold. I ain't gonna hold.
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: No, she might.
- 1:08:22Speaker 4: It's not safe, Sugar. Change your name and your identity.
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: Can we can we change? Can we can we change this?
- 1:08:28Speaker 3: This this stigma, this narrative, like yo crazy just because
- 1:08:33Speaker 3: she's a little crazy. Come on, yo, y'all y'all, y'all
- 1:08:35Speaker 3: put yourself in the hospital fucking with this crazy bitch.
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: They said crazy girls got good couchie.
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: Listen, grip is just as crazy as ain't no, ain't no,
- 1:08:48Speaker 3: ain't gonna pussy worth your goddamn mental health and your
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: physical health. My boy, snapping Turler, Snapping Turtler.
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: It's a snapping turtlet, Snapping Turtler. Where your fans at?
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: Said brand new picture from Jamaica Like Brandon, look, he said,
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: snapping Turtler.
- 1:09:23Speaker 3: I'm just say like, yo, no, I'm saying, y'all. Oh,
- 1:09:27Speaker 3: y'all got y'all got chill out, Yo, y'all got chill out.
- 1:09:31Speaker 3: And I understand they say they say crazy, they say
- 1:09:33Speaker 3: crazy coach is a good coach. But yo, listen, she going,
- 1:09:37Speaker 3: she won't your whole life up, your your your health
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: ain't worth it, my but she threw.
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: Your mama asses off the side of the bridge. And
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: you ain'try y'all.
- 1:09:45Speaker 6: Remember that ship ship And I know she was crazy
- 1:09:48Speaker 6: from the get going. He kept playing with her and
- 1:09:50Speaker 6: she called that nigga on video like say us, I said, oh, yeah,
- 1:09:56Speaker 6: she gotta die.
- 1:09:57Speaker 3: What the fuck be like that? But like that dude
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: from Detroit say less.
- 1:10:02Speaker 6: I said, like this, Yeah, it was like it's something
- 1:10:07Speaker 6: like that, even though what actually a corpse but it
- 1:10:09Speaker 6: was human remains.
- 1:10:10Speaker 4: Yeah, she got I think she got charged for that.
- 1:10:12Speaker 6: That's what I said, Baby, No Lord made penis that good.
- 1:10:16Speaker 6: Never find me to make me go and lose my
- 1:10:19Speaker 6: fucking mind to the point that I's still the charge
- 1:10:23Speaker 6: and records yourself being like.
- 1:10:28Speaker 4: I said, I thought the video was fake until she
- 1:10:31Speaker 4: got charged.
- 1:10:34Speaker 6: I said, baby, I hope Miss Shirley haunt you for
- 1:10:36Speaker 6: the rest of your life, the life not you.
- 1:10:40Speaker 4: Then threw her in the Detroit River.
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: What what I can't? I can't That's what I'm saying.
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: It's like, Yo, it is not the same thing.
- 1:10:49Speaker 6: It's crazy until they all crazy or crazy, That's all
- 1:10:52Speaker 6: I'm saying.
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: It's not worth it.
- 1:10:53Speaker 3: You y'all niggas be out head going hard for that
- 1:10:57Speaker 3: for that crazy chick, peace and no problems.
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: And then they turned around like she loves me. She
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: just blew your car, but she was like she cut
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: my break line, but she loved me though you just
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: hit a tree. Do you see that?
- 1:11:10Speaker 3: Mean?
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: With Tiffany when she got burnt out and the cash
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: was boy, ain't nobody do nothing to you that call?
- 1:11:15Speaker 2: Come in girl, break up and she she tossed the
- 1:11:20Speaker 2: match and like, okay, don't know. I'm sorry.
- 1:11:28Speaker 6: That's a different level level of love.
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: Never find I don't want it. I don't want it.
- 1:11:34Speaker 6: Yeah, I said, if I ever get in a relationship
- 1:11:37Speaker 6: again and they tell me they love me to death,
- 1:11:38Speaker 6: I'm leaving.
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: I think that's seriously. I don't. I don't know. Threat
- 1:11:45Speaker 2: don't love me even in Jess girl, I love you
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: the life.
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: They don't threaten me, I say, I take all threats seriously,
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: and no, don't flirt with me by by threatening me.
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: I'm gonna punch you. M hm. You go what I
- 1:12:02Speaker 2: don't never understand that. I move and change my name
- 1:12:05Speaker 2: one hundred.
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: I'm going over here with I'm fineling. I'm finn to
- 1:12:10Speaker 3: punch on your throat over here.
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: I'm good. Don't talk to me like that.
- 1:12:14Speaker 3: Thanks, I'm scared. Look, I'm finna kick your chest. Get
- 1:12:18Speaker 3: over here, Come here, come here.
- 1:12:20Speaker 2: Yeah, my cars on, let me go check. I'll be back.
- 1:12:27Speaker 6: My mother calling me trying to hear your phone ring.
- 1:12:30Speaker 6: She got a big mouth.
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: I'll be okyo. Drifting around the corner up the street
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: and get on two wheels. Right, yeah, yeah, your niggas wild.
- 1:12:38Speaker 4: Listen by the time you call my phone the number.
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: You have now, okay, all right, so subtle crazy, it's
- 1:12:44Speaker 3: okay now. But when you got somebody talking about something
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: some bodily harm.
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: Ship crazy, it's not okay at twenty two Yeah, nigga,
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: damni a forty, get me peace. I don't want to
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: come home and have to feel like I have to
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: walk on shelves because me sneez in the wrong ways,
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: gonna set you off and have you staring at me
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: like this mother.
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: Looking at and look at the back of the fork
- 1:13:05Speaker 3: and ship. Hey, hey, hey, won't did it over here?
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: How's your how's your pasta baby good? You know the
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: fork was in my ass earlier. Came home late, didn't you?
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: Mm hmm march You supposed to be home twelve minutes ago.
- 1:13:23Speaker 4: You like that new breading on your chicken?
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: Yeah, then I tell you coming home straight at the
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: word penny, it's Rachel ray. I found a Dole food section,
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: my fun and clothes. Then until you come home straight
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: at the word.
- 1:13:38Speaker 4: Kind of makes his own gravy, doesn't it.
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: Feel? Freeze? Under my weight. That's one to part at
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- 1:13:59Speaker 2: O d g's Rachel Great. I got it in front
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