Latest / Billy The Kidd In The Morning / 07/20/2026: “ The deadliest trivia game nobody wants to play!”
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- 0:00Speaker 1: D FW.
- 0:02Speaker 2: It's time to welcome Welcome Bill the Kid, Really the
- 0:07Speaker 2: Kill Billy the Kid in the Morning, starring the one
- 0:10Speaker 2: and only Candice Lopez and producer Pooh.
- 0:13Speaker 1: Really a Kid in the Morning.
- 0:15Speaker 3: There's the incredible over life and logo.
- 0:22Speaker 4: Really a Kid in the Morning.
- 0:24Speaker 1: We're Monday, Monday.
- 0:27Speaker 2: Monday is Monday, bright and early. It's mixed one on
- 0:31Speaker 2: two point nine A Bill with a Kid. Candace low
- 0:33Speaker 2: Pez is here today, Producer Pooh is here.
- 0:36Speaker 1: Good morning, Candace, How are you?
- 0:37Speaker 4: Good morning? I'm good. I think I broke a couch
- 0:39Speaker 4: record yesterday. Oh, and I'm so happy about that.
- 0:42Speaker 1: A couch record.
- 0:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I laid on my couch longer than
- 0:46Speaker 4: I've laid on my couch in the last I don't know,
- 0:48Speaker 4: ten years or so.
- 0:49Speaker 1: How good did that feel?
- 0:50Speaker 4: Oh? So good? I mean I had to like text
- 0:52Speaker 4: a few people because there's so much going on. I said,
- 0:55Speaker 4: we're just overscheduled. Thank you for the invite.
- 0:58Speaker 5: I just can't. I just can't do it.
- 1:00Speaker 1: It doesn't it feel good to say no?
- 1:02Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:02Speaker 1: What's that like it? Do you know?
- 1:04Speaker 4: I have fomo about canceling plans or saying no to
- 1:08Speaker 4: invites or whatever.
- 1:09Speaker 5: But yesterday I was on the couch, good down for
- 1:12Speaker 5: the count.
- 1:13Speaker 4: We watched Formula One, we watched the World Cup. We
- 1:16Speaker 4: were waiting to watch the IndyCar Race, which was delayed
- 1:19Speaker 4: by rain damn hours. We watched Bluey. I mean, we
- 1:24Speaker 4: were just just doing it.
- 1:25Speaker 1: Just feels good to be lazy on a Sunday.
- 1:29Speaker 4: Yeah, because I'm not gonna get a lazy day for
- 1:31Speaker 4: a while now because we just have so much going
- 1:33Speaker 4: on at work and then I have, you know, family
- 1:34Speaker 4: coming in town for a week, and then school's starting.
- 1:37Speaker 1: So that's good. You need that to reset sometimes. I
- 1:40Speaker 1: did not have that.
- 1:41Speaker 2: While you were doing that, I was on a tarmac
- 1:43Speaker 2: coming back from Vegas. I thought to myself, this is
- 1:46Speaker 2: too good to be true. Yeah, I'm like, no delays
- 1:49Speaker 2: either way. I'm gonna get home. Everything's fine. I haven't
- 1:51Speaker 2: have some time Sunday. Yesterday's wine down regroup because Vegas
- 1:55Speaker 2: is insane. I'm like, this will be perfect. As we're
- 1:58Speaker 2: about to take off, the captain gets so, I was like,
- 2:01Speaker 2: we're gonna have to take it back to the gate.
- 2:04Speaker 2: We have to go back to the gate. We're about
- 2:05Speaker 2: to take off, right, and he goes We're gonna have
- 2:07Speaker 2: to go back to the gate for legality reasons.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Legality, And I was like, what's the legality league? And
- 2:18Speaker 1: we're gonna have to go back. We have canvas court.
- 2:20Speaker 1: I totally forgot. We're gonna have to do that.
- 2:22Speaker 2: Figure out some people's problems real quick, and then we'll
- 2:24Speaker 2: circle back.
- 2:26Speaker 1: But no, I guess what happened was.
- 2:29Speaker 2: You know, if you're into if you're a pilot or
- 2:31Speaker 2: flight attendant, you know this.
- 2:32Speaker 1: But they can only work a certain amount of hours.
- 2:35Speaker 2: And if he were to take off quick enough, once
- 2:38Speaker 2: you're in the air, you can work over that time limit, okay,
- 2:42Speaker 2: but if you don't get off the ground in time,
- 2:45Speaker 2: then he had to go back to the.
- 2:46Speaker 1: Gate and he couldn't fly. Oh wow, could we have
- 2:49Speaker 1: plan this a little better?
- 2:50Speaker 4: Right?
- 2:51Speaker 1: So we'd go back to the gate and we had
- 2:52Speaker 1: to wait for a new pilot.
- 2:54Speaker 4: No, I'm like, it makes you wonder too, like how
- 2:59Speaker 4: they manipulate, there's scheduls and like travel just it just
- 3:02Speaker 4: makes you wonder a little bit. Yes, I'm not saying
- 3:04Speaker 4: that people don't genuinely hit overtime and they're like, we
- 3:06Speaker 4: can't do this.
- 3:07Speaker 5: We would rather be safe, but still.
- 3:09Speaker 2: But everybody didn't know what he was talking about legality reasons.
- 3:11Speaker 2: So then people are looking around the plane started talking.
- 3:13Speaker 2: They're like, did someone do something wrong on the plane. Yeah.
- 3:16Speaker 1: And then the girl next to me was sneaking her vape.
- 3:19Speaker 1: WHOA yes.
- 3:21Speaker 2: I was like, what is going on? Yes' and everyone
- 3:25Speaker 2: who vapes? I don't care what you do, but do
- 3:27Speaker 2: you think you're sneaky about it?
- 3:28Speaker 1: You're not. We see the puffy cloud.
- 3:30Speaker 2: It's like she's like, all of a sudden, she's like
- 3:32Speaker 2: going down to her chest and she's like and I'm like,
- 3:35Speaker 2: what the.
- 3:37Speaker 1: And then she thinks they're circling back for her. Oh my, yes.
- 3:41Speaker 2: She's like, I don't know if they saw me, And
- 3:43Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know. She was hammered. Oh yeah,
- 3:46Speaker 2: everybody's drunk in Vegas. So so yeah, I did make
- 3:51Speaker 2: it back, but I.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Didn't get back.
- 3:52Speaker 2: I was supposed to get back to like seven, got
- 3:53Speaker 2: back to like eleven o'clock last night.
- 3:56Speaker 1: So that's okay. I mean, I'm not complaining. It was fun.
- 3:59Speaker 1: I made it. I'm saying, producer, who is here, what's
- 4:01Speaker 1: up with you? We're all family here right now. No
- 4:04Speaker 1: no judgment depends what you're saying, okay, okay.
- 4:07Speaker 3: So Saturday, I went with my niece to this beauty
- 4:13Speaker 3: bar or whatever, okay.
- 4:15Speaker 1: And I tried to go get my first We didn't
- 4:17Speaker 1: even know you had a niece. She's my little cousin.
- 4:19Speaker 3: But I call her my niece because I didn't. Yeah,
- 4:23Speaker 3: I got plenty of cousins. Anyway, I went with her.
- 4:26Speaker 3: She was getting the nails done or whatever, and I
- 4:27Speaker 3: was like, you know what, let me get my eyebrows done.
- 4:31Speaker 1: Worst was taken ever.
- 4:32Speaker 3: Look if you look close, you can see.
- 4:38Speaker 1: I just wanted to go Wait a minute. Yeah, I
- 4:40Speaker 1: even broke out. Dude, there's a hole. Yeah, yeah, dude,
- 4:44Speaker 1: I'm both sides in the middle though.
- 4:46Speaker 4: What was she doing?
- 4:47Speaker 5: Do your eyebrows wax threading?
- 4:49Speaker 1: Yeah? She she waxed the middle. Was it her first day?
- 4:53Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 4:54Speaker 2: I was like, I see two patches in the middle of.
- 4:59Speaker 1: His eyebrows, and she was like, oh my god.
- 5:03Speaker 2: I was and I was like, girl, it looks like
- 5:06Speaker 2: your eyebrows have eyes, you know.
- 5:09Speaker 4: Yeah, I look like a raccoon.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Wait what it.
- 5:12Speaker 4: Goes away if you do a scowl face though, Yeah,
- 5:14Speaker 4: if I go like this, yeah, it's I was like,
- 5:16Speaker 4: that's back, but.
- 5:19Speaker 2: I do it. I give me, but I don't look
- 5:23Speaker 2: at you. Give me a minute, and I got an
- 5:26Speaker 2: instagram this. I'm gonna instagram this in a minute. How
- 5:31Speaker 2: does she mess up in the middle of your eyebrow?
- 5:32Speaker 1: There's a hole.
- 5:33Speaker 3: There's a chart how you want your eyebrows kind of
- 5:35Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, number two, I just kind
- 5:38Speaker 3: of like just.
- 5:38Speaker 2: A little and man, she just went hamd And I
- 5:42Speaker 2: was like, girl, don't say the name of this place, but.
- 5:46Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, they waxed the middle.
- 5:50Speaker 1: She waxed the middle. How do you do that?
- 5:53Speaker 2: How she was threatening over here, like right here, she
- 5:56Speaker 2: was threading and they're real skinny on the end.
- 5:58Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I don't know what she was looking at.
- 6:01Speaker 1: I was like, oh, man, I was my hair. You're snatched? Yeah, no,
- 6:05Speaker 1: I'm not. You can't tell.
- 6:06Speaker 4: It's like a hole or if that was like a shadow.
- 6:09Speaker 2: It's almost like, yeah, in the middle of it, in
- 6:13Speaker 2: the middle of his eyebrows, it's white.
- 6:15Speaker 4: Yeah, the hair is missing in the middle.
- 6:18Speaker 1: I'm so confused by this. All right, give me a second.
- 6:21Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna instagram and so you can see
- 6:23Speaker 2: at Billy on the radio, give me a minutel But
- 6:25Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 6:25Speaker 1: What's going on. Girls helped me over there. I don't know.
- 6:28Speaker 1: We need to get some like mascare or something.
- 6:30Speaker 4: To fill in.
- 6:31Speaker 1: We need to fill it in.
- 6:32Speaker 4: Brows are filled in right now they are. Yeah, you
- 6:34Speaker 4: just seed like a little mascara thing. I think it's
- 6:36Speaker 4: made for brows.
- 6:37Speaker 1: Wow, Yeah, I knew you was go. Yeah, Monday, Happy Monday.
- 6:42Speaker 1: Let's kick off the show and give me that sharpie.
- 6:45Speaker 2: And I feel it's it's tough stories on the tense
- 6:49Speaker 2: with Billy's a Kid in the morning only on the
- 6:52Speaker 2: New Mixed one or two point nine early on a Monday.
- 6:55Speaker 1: I just posted the story hopefully posted because our WiFi.
- 6:58Speaker 1: Oh there, it just went up.
- 6:59Speaker 2: So if you want to see his eyebrows at Billy
- 7:01Speaker 2: on the Radio, at Billy on the Radio on.
- 7:04Speaker 1: Instagram, you can see.
- 7:04Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on with them. They're just
- 7:06Speaker 2: very unique to got like two holes in them. He
- 7:07Speaker 2: had them threaded or waxed or I don't know what
- 7:10Speaker 2: he did, or some big girl nibbled off them. I
- 7:12Speaker 2: don't know.
- 7:13Speaker 1: I'm not sure what's happening. But that's different yet it's
- 7:20Speaker 1: different of course, being nice, Candice. What's going on.
- 7:23Speaker 4: We're expecting extreme heat this week, guy, so buckle up.
- 7:26Speaker 4: Triple digits are back with.
- 7:27Speaker 5: No rain this week. It's already eighty two degrees outside.
- 7:31Speaker 1: God, I know, it's just sweaty.
- 7:33Speaker 2: When I walked out garage, just felt so gross.
- 7:36Speaker 4: Yeah, they're saying we could get up to one o
- 7:38Speaker 4: two today with a heat index of up to one eight,
- 7:41Speaker 4: So just be prepared, guys.
- 7:44Speaker 5: This lettuce saga continues this morning.
- 7:46Speaker 4: So the FDA now says a sample of lettuce from.
- 7:49Speaker 5: Taylor Farms of Mexico. This was my cellard those songs
- 7:53Speaker 5: at the lettuce.
- 7:54Speaker 4: Cycles explosive d yeah music. Yes, they're saying this, this
- 8:01Speaker 4: sample of lettuce they took from Taylor Farms of Mexico
- 8:03Speaker 4: produced a false positive.
- 8:06Speaker 5: For the Cyclospora parasite.
- 8:08Speaker 4: So they have apologized to the company and say they're
- 8:11Speaker 4: committed to working with public health authorities on this ongoing investigation.
- 8:15Speaker 4: But that report came out Saturday and we were all like, yes,
- 8:18Speaker 4: we have an answer, just don't get that no false
- 8:21Speaker 4: positive from the test.
- 8:24Speaker 2: Well, they were going to sue the crap out of
- 8:25Speaker 2: the FDA or whoever did that because I mean it
- 8:27Speaker 2: pretty much put them right at fault.
- 8:30Speaker 4: Yeah. I was at Kroger on Saturday and I saw
- 8:32Speaker 4: all the Taylor Farms, you know, lettuce mixes or whatever,
- 8:35Speaker 4: and there's like a whole row of them.
- 8:38Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that's what happened. And what to Poo's eyebrows?
- 8:41Speaker 2: What they got the parasite?
- 8:43Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but I posted that and I was like, ooh,
- 8:49Speaker 4: Taylor Farms, yikes. Yeah, but they're saying, you know, this
- 8:53Speaker 4: iceberg lettuce that was sourced from there is still recalled
- 8:56Speaker 4: though it was distributed to twenty seven states, but we
- 9:00Speaker 4: still don't have an answer. Now, Yeah, where are parasites
- 9:03Speaker 4: coming from?
- 9:03Speaker 1: It's not good.
- 9:04Speaker 2: I just hate that they described in the news constantly.
- 9:06Speaker 2: We've talked about this, that word explosive.
- 9:10Speaker 4: You know what, why is that normal? Why are we
- 9:12Speaker 4: normalizing that word?
- 9:13Speaker 2: Now? Well, I'd like to know the opposite version of
- 9:16Speaker 2: that is the opposite version just I had calmed to
- 9:19Speaker 2: be chilled, Yeah, I had chill laid back why you
- 9:23Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like, I don't like saying that word.
- 9:27Speaker 2: So you know what I mean, I had explosive D
- 9:34Speaker 2: So what's the opposite of explosives as opposed to what.
- 9:37Speaker 1: I had just chill D. It was just kind of
- 9:40Speaker 1: chill and laid back D. It was just regular. Can
- 9:44Speaker 1: we do it like in weather.
- 9:45Speaker 3: Term slight chancey G.
- 9:50Speaker 1: I had gentle D. It was just normal.
- 9:53Speaker 4: Don't do this, Oh my god.
- 9:59Speaker 1: Go ahead.
- 9:59Speaker 4: Can't hurt my computer around and you read the rest.
- 10:02Speaker 1: Of the time. I can if I can't read, But
- 10:03Speaker 1: go ahead.
- 10:04Speaker 4: They're saying, though there's nearly seven thousand cases of this thing,
- 10:08Speaker 4: we'll just call it the thing confirmed or under investigation
- 10:12Speaker 4: since May first, I can't take it.
- 10:15Speaker 2: Well, I always wanted that, you know. Okay, it's like
- 10:18Speaker 2: and also too, I wonder something else. Okay, and we're
- 10:20Speaker 2: talking about diarrhea. Okay, right, let me just say it
- 10:23Speaker 2: so you know what we're talking about. And then I'm
- 10:25Speaker 2: never saying it again because I hate that word. I
- 10:27Speaker 2: hate the word explosive in front of it. But then
- 10:29Speaker 2: I thought to myself, is who went to Taco Bell
- 10:32Speaker 2: and thought, wait, this is different.
- 10:33Speaker 1: Than the normal D that I get after this cash.
- 10:37Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
- 10:38Speaker 1: But why explosive?
- 10:40Speaker 4: I don't know. It just must be how the symptom
- 10:43Speaker 4: is like presenting. I guess, guys, speaking of the FDA.
- 10:47Speaker 4: They're actually looking into new rules that would make beverage
- 10:50Speaker 4: companies have to clearly disclose how much caffeine is in
- 10:53Speaker 4: their products. Health experts recommend no more than four hundred
- 10:57Speaker 4: milligrams of caffeine a day for healthy adults, no more
- 11:00Speaker 4: than one hundred milligrams for teens, and then kids, you know,
- 11:03Speaker 4: shouldn't have caffeine at all. But yeah, they they should
- 11:06Speaker 4: put it on there.
- 11:07Speaker 2: I always wonder, Yeah, and kids are going to Starbucks
- 11:10Speaker 2: like it's normal. I know, you ever could have high
- 11:12Speaker 2: school and you'll see everyone walking into high school with
- 11:14Speaker 2: their Starbucks, And I'm like, can you imagine when we
- 11:16Speaker 2: were kids if we did that.
- 11:17Speaker 1: First, I couldn't afford that. No, it's just not It.
- 11:20Speaker 4: Wasn't normal then Dollar, you know Frozen's coffee drink.
- 11:24Speaker 1: We never had coffee in general, that's true.
- 11:26Speaker 4: We didn't need it. I mean, I guess I could
- 11:28Speaker 4: have used it. I did fall asleep a lot in
- 11:29Speaker 4: class and while doing homework.
- 11:30Speaker 1: But but we didn't have energy drinks. You know.
- 11:33Speaker 2: You know we had back in the day something you
- 11:34Speaker 2: kids would never understand. We had something very very high
- 11:39Speaker 2: powered called Jolt. Yeah, you remember Jolt soda for Serge didn't.
- 11:49Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, maybe we did.
- 11:50Speaker 1: Be that joelt.
- 11:53Speaker 2: You want to feel like you just did meth. Drink
- 11:57Speaker 2: some jolt, Drink a bottle of that. You're ingesting more
- 12:01Speaker 2: sugar and caffeine than a kid should know.
- 12:03Speaker 1: Year.
- 12:04Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure.
- 12:05Speaker 1: I was ready to tear up a trailer park.
- 12:08Speaker 4: I wonder how much caffeine was actually in it now?
- 12:11Speaker 4: Look yeah, real quick, guys. Spain dominated the World Cup
- 12:15Speaker 4: Final yesterday, beating Argentina one to zero. FIFA is expected
- 12:19Speaker 4: to announce record revenue of fifteen billion dollars from this
- 12:23Speaker 4: year's tournament, star studded event. Though I thought halftime was perfection.
- 12:28Speaker 4: We joked about it all week leading up to this thing.
- 12:31Speaker 4: But Ted Lasso bringing out Justin Bieber was the moment
- 12:34Speaker 4: of all moments for me. I knew, oh, I was so.
- 12:37Speaker 4: I was so excited for Justin Bieber first of all.
- 12:39Speaker 4: But Ted Lasso is one of my favorite TV characters
- 12:42Speaker 4: of all time, so for him to come out it
- 12:44Speaker 4: was perfect. He had the sign that instead said believe,
- 12:47Speaker 4: it said believe. But which was I mean?
- 12:49Speaker 5: It was just perfect.
- 12:50Speaker 1: Did you like Justin's song choice? Because some people didn't.
- 12:53Speaker 4: I thought it was interesting that, you know, they came
- 12:55Speaker 4: out and he said, you know, we need a moment
- 12:56Speaker 4: of heart and this whole you know, celebration of soccer
- 13:00Speaker 4: and a football and just world cultures joining together. I
- 13:04Speaker 4: thought it was cool.
- 13:05Speaker 5: I thought it was.
- 13:06Speaker 4: Cool to have a down moment. But the little girls
- 13:08Speaker 4: with Shakira were beautiful, having such a good time dancing
- 13:11Speaker 4: with her. The Muppets were fun. But Chris Martin just
- 13:13Speaker 4: knows how to bring unity through art, and it was awesome.
- 13:18Speaker 1: I mean post Malone per game.
- 13:19Speaker 4: I loved post Malone.
- 13:21Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean everything.
- 13:21Speaker 2: I thought everything was good, and then I was on
- 13:23Speaker 2: the tarmac and I missed the whole thing all but
- 13:25Speaker 2: for the most part I liked it. I mean I
- 13:27Speaker 2: thought it was fun to Yeah, it was really fun.
- 13:29Speaker 2: Wish we could do that every year.
- 13:30Speaker 4: Yeah. I was really sad about it because it really
- 13:32Speaker 4: did feel like we had a distraction from everything going
- 13:35Speaker 4: on in the world, you know, to see what really
- 13:37Speaker 4: is important and then sad it's over. But yeah for Spain,
- 13:41Speaker 4: yes exactly. I'm Kandaslopez. Those are your Texas top stories.
- 13:45Speaker 1: Hopefully you're having a good morning.
- 13:47Speaker 2: It's so far and it's mixed one on two point
- 13:49Speaker 2: nine and biling A kid, Canda Slow Pez producer, who
- 13:52Speaker 2: is here a get dirty Little secret coming up at
- 13:53Speaker 2: seven thirty? Get ready for that Weezer tickets at eight o'clock.
- 13:56Speaker 2: I'm really excited for wheal a Misfortunate Today.
- 13:59Speaker 4: God, I don't know which.
- 14:00Speaker 1: I haven't done this in a long time on the show.
- 14:02Speaker 2: It is a wheel of just torture and we do
- 14:04Speaker 2: trivia and whoever loses has to pay up and spin
- 14:07Speaker 2: the wheel. And there's some ridiculous things on this wheel,
- 14:10Speaker 2: like I don't know, it could be Instagram takeover, where
- 14:13Speaker 2: whoever loses we get to take over their Instagram for
- 14:15Speaker 2: the day. I would love to take over Kandas's Instagram
- 14:18Speaker 2: for a day.
- 14:19Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh boy.
- 14:21Speaker 2: I would do ridiculous stuff, ridiculous stuff. But there's a
- 14:24Speaker 2: ton of other stuff on there too, so it's gonna
- 14:25Speaker 2: be fun. We'll do that at eight thirty today right now.
- 14:28Speaker 2: First caller of the day, who's his?
- 14:30Speaker 1: Hey, good morning, This is Adrian. What's up Adrian? How
- 14:32Speaker 1: are you?
- 14:33Speaker 6: Oh?
- 14:33Speaker 5: I'm good, I'm good.
- 14:34Speaker 1: Good. Where are you from? I'm from Dallas. Guess what Adrian?
- 14:37Speaker 1: You're calling? Number one? Congratulations are serious, awesome radio. That's great.
- 14:44Speaker 1: You won.
- 14:45Speaker 2: You got a four pack of tickets to Barnum and
- 14:46Speaker 2: Bailey Dicky's Arena coming up on the twenty eighth, so congrats.
- 14:51Speaker 1: Awesome, My boys will love it. I got ten, ten
- 14:53Speaker 1: and eight year olds.
- 14:56Speaker 2: That is the perfect age for that. I missed doing
- 14:59Speaker 2: stuff like that because he's fifteen and too cool.
- 15:01Speaker 1: Now you know they don't like someone. Do you want
- 15:04Speaker 1: to do something like this? And he's like, Noah, Dad,
- 15:06Speaker 1: come on, bro chilled dout. That's awesome. Good job.
- 15:09Speaker 2: So well, you're so welcome to have a good day.
- 15:11Speaker 2: We appreciate you listening. Adrian, stay right there.
- 15:13Speaker 1: Okay, okay, thank you. All right, here we go.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Real or fake news. I give you three headlines. You
- 15:17Speaker 2: gotta tell me which one is fake. And the news
- 15:20Speaker 2: is crazy, especially this weekend. Some weird stuff happened, so
- 15:23Speaker 2: headline at number one. Texas City considers banning loud speakerphone
- 15:28Speaker 2: conversations in public spaces. Texas City considers banning loud speakerphone
- 15:34Speaker 2: conversations in public spaces. Headline number one, headline number two.
- 15:39Speaker 2: Colorado man arrested for surfing naked on top of a
- 15:43Speaker 2: moving locomotive. What Colorado man arrested for surfing naked on
- 15:50Speaker 2: top of a moving locomotive headline at number three. Time
- 15:56Speaker 2: Traveler from twenty forty eight makes predictions and pass is a.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Lie detector test. What yeah, Colone?
- 16:05Speaker 2: Time Traveler from twenty forty eight makes predictions and passes
- 16:10Speaker 2: a lie detector test. Okay, three headlines right there, You
- 16:14Speaker 2: got to tell me which one is the fake headline?
- 16:17Speaker 1: We go to Kandice Lopez. Would you like to go first?
- 16:20Speaker 2: Or you could pass it to Pooh and his eyebrows
- 16:23Speaker 2: that are half missing?
- 16:24Speaker 4: Oh tough one today, but lock me in for that
- 16:28Speaker 4: last story, the time Traveler.
- 16:30Speaker 2: Last story. You don't think there's a time Traveler from
- 16:33Speaker 2: twenty forty.
- 16:34Speaker 4: Eight a light detector?
- 16:36Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 16:36Speaker 1: All right, well let's lock it in.
- 16:37Speaker 2: I like it in, Yeah, locked in, producer, Pooh, there's
- 16:42Speaker 2: some holes in your story sometimes. And your eyebrows, I
- 16:48Speaker 2: don't know what's going on it. They don't look bad.
- 16:51Speaker 4: But he got his eyebrows, he got them threaded.
- 16:54Speaker 1: And the girl messed up and did the middle somehow
- 16:57Speaker 1: is that.
- 16:57Speaker 4: The middle or is it a shadow? And it just
- 16:59Speaker 4: looks like the middle? Take it out.
- 17:00Speaker 1: They just waxed right here.
- 17:01Speaker 4: The rest they threatened, I'm sorry, like the middle of
- 17:04Speaker 4: your eyes.
- 17:04Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, yeah, well she was threatened. I don't
- 17:06Speaker 1: know if that was.
- 17:07Speaker 2: You know that those animals they have marks on their
- 17:09Speaker 2: face to make it look like their eyes are open
- 17:11Speaker 2: when they're closed, so when they're sleeping, they.
- 17:14Speaker 1: Don't get killed. Right, that's what it looks like.
- 17:17Speaker 4: It looks like it's it's a you know, safety thing.
- 17:20Speaker 1: It's a safety measure.
- 17:21Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 17:22Speaker 1: So now when he's sleeping, he looks like his eyes are.
- 17:24Speaker 4: Open, so no one will come at him.
- 17:26Speaker 2: Exactly, come at me, bro? Which one do you think
- 17:29Speaker 2: it's fake?
- 17:30Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna go with that first story because if
- 17:34Speaker 3: they're being in a speakerphone, I'm gonna be in trouble.
- 17:36Speaker 2: All right, So lock me you are a speakerphone guy?
- 17:40Speaker 1: Yeah, big, here we go, let's lock it in. Locked
- 17:44Speaker 1: in Today. The winner is.
- 17:48Speaker 2: Producer Pooh. I don't know why he's so happy about it.
- 17:59Speaker 1: Let me tell you. I'd be so mad if somebody
- 18:02Speaker 1: did that to my bro. I was mad. Yeah, but
- 18:05Speaker 1: did you pay for that? I know I got a credit? Yeah?
- 18:08Speaker 4: Credit?
- 18:09Speaker 1: Yeah, I would you come back? I gotta credit?
- 18:13Speaker 3: No, she's gonna use it for her nails, because he
- 18:15Speaker 3: gets her nails done all the time.
- 18:16Speaker 1: So, but who your girlfriend?
- 18:18Speaker 3: No, no, my knees get I don't believe that story.
- 18:22Speaker 1: By the way, I remember my great aunt came in town.
- 18:25Speaker 1: We had our birthday party. I got a whole bunch
- 18:27Speaker 1: of relatives in town and they're listening. Showed up.
- 18:30Speaker 2: I love that, But it's you know, we family, We
- 18:34Speaker 2: understand that you're in town. We still be these lying. Well,
- 18:37Speaker 2: why don't you just say it's your cousin. Why do
- 18:39Speaker 2: you call your niece because she's younger and I just
- 18:41Speaker 2: I'm so, I'm older.
- 18:43Speaker 1: I just call her. That's a black thing. We just
- 18:45Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, that's fun.
- 18:47Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fun, all right.
- 18:52Speaker 1: The real stories.
- 18:54Speaker 2: Colorado man arrested for it surfing naked on top of
- 18:57Speaker 2: a moving locomotive.
- 19:00Speaker 1: This is a real story.
- 19:01Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know what's going on, but it
- 19:04Speaker 2: says this guy. Said office says Daniel ray Balance was
- 19:09Speaker 2: his name. The sheriff's office says Daniel ray Balance broke
- 19:13Speaker 2: a window of a Union Pacific locomotive, climbed inside, then
- 19:17Speaker 2: made his way under the roof and rode on top
- 19:20Speaker 2: of the moving.
- 19:20Speaker 1: Train completely naked.
- 19:23Speaker 2: Stunned witnesses watched the bizarre ride through northeast Colorado near
- 19:27Speaker 2: the Nebraska border before deputies working with railroad staff intercepted
- 19:31Speaker 2: the train and arrested him, and Balance now faces a
- 19:34Speaker 2: mix of felony and misdemeanuiate charges. The Sheriff's office announced
- 19:38Speaker 2: the arrest with a tongue in cheek, a social media
- 19:40Speaker 2: post noting that Balance express his expressed his love of vodka, beer,
- 19:45Speaker 2: and playing the banjo, and joking that they had to
- 19:48Speaker 2: separate him from those loves.
- 19:50Speaker 1: For the train ride.
- 19:52Speaker 5: He was naked just I mean, wild weekend.
- 19:56Speaker 1: Yeah, let the guy live, you know.
- 20:00Speaker 2: I mean, that's impressive that his name is Balanced, and
- 20:03Speaker 2: that's exactly what he did, is he was naked on
- 20:05Speaker 2: top of a train. Have you ever seen the documentaries
- 20:08Speaker 2: of those people who ride trains all over the US? Oh,
- 20:10Speaker 2: it's weird, really Like they just get on trains and
- 20:13Speaker 2: go wherever. Wow, and they have to hide and then
- 20:15Speaker 2: they just end up in a random city and they
- 20:17Speaker 2: live there for a couple of days. WHOA, Yeah, Okay,
- 20:20Speaker 2: if I weren't doing this, I think that's what I
- 20:21Speaker 2: would do, right. Time Traveler from twenty forty five, makes
- 20:26Speaker 2: predictions and passes a Lie Detector test. Hey, this is
- 20:30Speaker 2: fascinating to me because this guy claims that he's from
- 20:34Speaker 2: the year I guess, yeah, twenty forty five, which doesn't
- 20:37Speaker 2: seem that far away. Yeah, if I'm a time traveler,
- 20:40Speaker 2: I would go back earlier.
- 20:42Speaker 1: Or you know, I'm not.
- 20:43Speaker 4: I mean, the way we're moving at such a fast
- 20:46Speaker 4: pace though, I mean twenty years is yeah.
- 20:49Speaker 1: Well change. His name is Adam Arkin.
- 20:53Speaker 2: He basically says that he journeyed back to twenty twenty
- 20:57Speaker 2: three from two decades to twenty twenty three, and he's
- 21:00Speaker 2: lived here since. For the last few years, he hasn't
- 21:03Speaker 2: been time traveling because it's exhausting, right, yes, exactly. But
- 21:12Speaker 2: here's the part that got people kind of freaked out
- 21:14Speaker 2: is he went and passed the lie detector test with
- 21:18Speaker 2: some of the stuff that he was saying.
- 21:19Speaker 1: Okay, so people were like what.
- 21:22Speaker 2: So then I looked up what he said and he
- 21:26Speaker 2: said that everyone is going to be micro chipped like
- 21:29Speaker 2: pets by the year twenty forty five. Oh boy, that's
- 21:32Speaker 2: one of the things he said. He said, all humans
- 21:35Speaker 2: are going to have microchips in them. Okay, so it
- 21:38Speaker 2: won't even be weird. It won't even be bizarre for us. Wow,
- 21:42Speaker 2: which it kind of makes sense considering we all have
- 21:45Speaker 2: pretty much Apple watches or some kind of device that's
- 21:47Speaker 2: tracking us anyway. Yeah, so if Apple came out with
- 21:50Speaker 2: a microchip, I mean, I think fifty percent of people
- 21:53Speaker 2: would put in their body.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Why because why not?
- 21:56Speaker 5: For what though?
- 21:57Speaker 1: I mean everything.
- 22:00Speaker 2: He just reads everything that's going on in your body,
- 22:02Speaker 2: and then it just sends it to your phone.
- 22:03Speaker 1: And you can see it.
- 22:04Speaker 5: Okay, and you just tap.
- 22:06Speaker 2: Your wrist if you want to pay for something, and
- 22:10Speaker 2: you don't have to worry about the watch.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Okay, I do it?
- 22:13Speaker 4: You will?
- 22:14Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't. He also says wow.
- 22:17Speaker 2: And he says he already has one implanet and in
- 22:20Speaker 2: his hand, called the one. So there's different brands of
- 22:24Speaker 2: micro chips you can put in you His is like, oh,
- 22:27Speaker 2: this is going to be a big one in twenty
- 22:28Speaker 2: forty five.
- 22:28Speaker 1: It's called the one.
- 22:30Speaker 2: He also predicts humans will merge with robots, oh boy,
- 22:34Speaker 2: and that we will live like will coexist, like two
- 22:37Speaker 2: different types of you know, not people but beans.
- 22:42Speaker 1: Yeah, and it will be normal.
- 22:45Speaker 2: He also says that time travelers will zip around in
- 22:49Speaker 2: modern UFOs. So he says, at that time and twenty
- 22:53Speaker 2: forty five, time travelers are going to be absolutely everywhere,
- 22:56Speaker 2: and people will say, yeah, I'm a time traveler, and
- 22:58Speaker 2: they'll have special vehicles or UFOs that they travel in.
- 23:02Speaker 4: Weird.
- 23:03Speaker 2: He also claimed that aliens will land on Earth in
- 23:06Speaker 2: August of twenty twenty eight.
- 23:08Speaker 1: Oh yeah, two years.
- 23:10Speaker 2: From that, saying that government's knew beforehand, but they just
- 23:13Speaker 2: kept it a secret, and insisted the visitors do not
- 23:16Speaker 2: come from space. So he insists that the visitors, the aliens,
- 23:20Speaker 2: we've been looking in space the whole time. He doesn't
- 23:23Speaker 2: think that's where they're from. He says they're actually from
- 23:26Speaker 2: the oceans.
- 23:27Speaker 5: Wow, okay, I've heard that theory. I think you told
- 23:31Speaker 5: me that theory.
- 23:31Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm cool on that, which I don't know if
- 23:35Speaker 2: I'm I'm cool with either one. Yeah, but I'd almost
- 23:39Speaker 2: rather come from space. Why because that means they've been
- 23:42Speaker 2: chilling here the whole time.
- 23:43Speaker 5: Yeah, right, Well, that means they're not trying to harm us.
- 23:47Speaker 4: They're chilling, just chilling in the I think they're down
- 23:49Speaker 4: there formulating a plan. And then in August of twenty
- 23:52Speaker 4: twenty eighth. They're just like, let's go.
- 23:53Speaker 3: Are you sure what alien wants to be chilling in Galveston?
- 23:57Speaker 3: Have you seen Galveston?
- 24:00Speaker 1: I've seen some aliens and trust me.
- 24:04Speaker 2: In the meantime, I was thinking about this yesterday, was
- 24:06Speaker 2: on the flight because I was coming back from Vegas,
- 24:08Speaker 2: and I'm like, you.
- 24:08Speaker 1: Know what, when you get older, you start to do
- 24:10Speaker 1: weird stuff and it sucks.
- 24:13Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks when you start to realize it's eye opening.
- 24:16Speaker 2: Yeah that you have like old people habits now that
- 24:19Speaker 2: I used to think this so weird. And it all
- 24:21Speaker 2: started because somebody I was next to was talking about
- 24:23Speaker 2: how they run vacation in Vegas and they got in
- 24:26Speaker 2: a good run and that was good. Wait what, I'm like,
- 24:30Speaker 2: you run on vacation. They're like, oh, everywhere I go,
- 24:33Speaker 2: every time I'm on vacation.
- 24:34Speaker 1: I run.
- 24:35Speaker 4: Wow.
- 24:35Speaker 5: Good for them, And.
- 24:36Speaker 1: I thought to myself, that is awful. That is that
- 24:40Speaker 1: is an.
- 24:41Speaker 4: Old person though, And then you're just energetic for the day.
- 24:45Speaker 1: No, I gotta be honest, I've never got runners high.
- 24:48Speaker 4: Wow.
- 24:49Speaker 1: I just don't know if I've ever ran long enough
- 24:51Speaker 1: for it to right.
- 24:52Speaker 5: It takes about ten minutes at least for me.
- 24:56Speaker 2: I mean, if I'm playing basketball or something, can do it,
- 24:58Speaker 2: but I just can't run to run people you work out.
- 25:02Speaker 1: On vacation, interesting breed.
- 25:04Speaker 4: If I'm at the beach or something like that, Yeah,
- 25:06Speaker 4: I definitely want.
- 25:07Speaker 5: To go for a run.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Okay, all right, what's your old person habit that you have, Like,
- 25:11Speaker 2: you know, give me a because I like making lists
- 25:13Speaker 2: of stuff. Yeah, what old person habit do you have
- 25:16Speaker 2: that you're like, Oh god, this is an old person habit.
- 25:18Speaker 4: I mean, I'm definitely trying to eat dinner as early
- 25:20Speaker 4: as possible. I'm watching the COG, I'm thinking about what
- 25:24Speaker 4: we're having for dinner while we're eating lunch. No, you're
- 25:26Speaker 4: not well planning for planning purposes, you are. But yeah,
- 25:30Speaker 4: but you know what I really want is a coffee
- 25:32Speaker 4: maker with a timer on it because my grandparents used
- 25:36Speaker 4: to have that and it would turn on by itself
- 25:37Speaker 4: in the morning and man coffee.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Yeah you don't have that.
- 25:40Speaker 2: No, Oh, I think that's at automatic old person thing.
- 25:43Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't have that yet.
- 25:45Speaker 2: So if you get up at three, it's automatically brewing
- 25:48Speaker 2: your coffee. Two.
- 25:49Speaker 5: Oh, it's brilliant part of waking exactly.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Yeah. So You're waking up to the smell of coffee.
- 25:58Speaker 2: Of folgers, and you're you're also a worry war too,
- 26:02Speaker 2: So like to you, I can imagine be like, well,
- 26:04Speaker 2: that's a flare hazard if I'm not up watching the pod.
- 26:06Speaker 5: No, don't bother me.
- 26:08Speaker 2: Old people habits people were sending me to it. If
- 26:10Speaker 2: you got one, let me know what's your old person habit?
- 26:13Speaker 2: This person says, I get excited to stay home on
- 26:15Speaker 2: the weekends.
- 26:16Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yesterday it was perfect.
- 26:19Speaker 5: I stayed at home.
- 26:20Speaker 1: I get that.
- 26:21Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's that is definitely an old person habit.
- 26:24Speaker 2: Eating early dinner is on the list.
- 26:27Speaker 5: Oh good.
- 26:28Speaker 2: Getting off social media okay, that is important. Yeah, like
- 26:32Speaker 2: I was barely on it this weekend because I just
- 26:35Speaker 2: just wanted to reset and because oddly Las Vegas service
- 26:39Speaker 2: sucks near the casinos.
- 26:41Speaker 5: Yeah, they want you to stay in the casino, not
- 26:43Speaker 5: on your phone.
- 26:44Speaker 1: Oh it worked. Yeah, good old person habit in Vegas.
- 26:47Speaker 2: I will say this, I mean, you have never seen
- 26:50Speaker 2: so many old people I mean barely alive on the
- 26:53Speaker 2: slot machine.
- 26:55Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, right next, barely holding on to just life.
- 27:02Speaker 5: Well, the seats are comfortable, Candice.
- 27:06Speaker 2: I'm talking oxygen tank, Yeah, Virginia slim, hanging off their mouth,
- 27:11Speaker 2: just smoking and just Penny slots and just you and
- 27:16Speaker 2: just in the Yeah. And then I was next to
- 27:18Speaker 2: them because I was like, I want to see what
- 27:20Speaker 2: Martha is going on here, and they always hit. I
- 27:25Speaker 2: don't do good on slots. I don't really play slots, right.
- 27:28Speaker 2: But there was a girl next to me. She had
- 27:30Speaker 2: to be a good one hundred and fifteen at least,
- 27:34Speaker 2: super awesome, super tan, I mean super tan wow, and
- 27:39Speaker 2: just jewelry everywhere, and she smelled like the most old
- 27:43Speaker 2: school perfume ever.
- 27:45Speaker 1: She was hitting everything.
- 27:49Speaker 4: Good for her ding.
- 27:51Speaker 2: And she was just smoking, going well, I'm almost back
- 27:55Speaker 2: to where I started.
- 27:58Speaker 4: For the week.
- 27:59Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh yeah.
- 28:01Speaker 2: She had ten thousand dollars and acted like it was
- 28:03Speaker 2: annoying to her. She was like, wow, that'll get me
- 28:06Speaker 2: close to back to where I should be.
- 28:08Speaker 1: Oh God, Grandma.
- 28:11Speaker 2: Going to bed early is on the on the list
- 28:13Speaker 2: of love it old people habits, drinking prune juice.
- 28:16Speaker 4: Somebody said it, Oh man, man, what thing I have?
- 28:21Speaker 4: Some of my friends, I just can't get myself to
- 28:23Speaker 4: open it. I can't get myself to commit though.
- 28:26Speaker 1: No, you don't.
- 28:27Speaker 4: Yeah, I do.
- 28:28Speaker 1: You're at prune juice stage.
- 28:30Speaker 4: I mean sometimes you're you're drinking prune.
- 28:33Speaker 2: I'm not.
- 28:33Speaker 5: It's still unopened. I think I have two in there
- 28:36Speaker 5: that are unopened.
- 28:37Speaker 4: Because I forgot about the first one and I put.
- 28:39Speaker 5: It back on the grocery list.
- 28:41Speaker 4: I just can't drink it, don't.
- 28:43Speaker 1: That's what my aunt drinking. You know what I've been
- 28:46Speaker 1: doing like that. That's an old person.
- 28:50Speaker 3: I got my my medicine and my supplements listening by the.
- 28:55Speaker 1: Day of the week hill Holder.
- 29:00Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll off the TikTok shop. I was like, oh,
- 29:05Speaker 3: this is cool because you really can't tell because they're
- 29:07Speaker 3: stacked and it's like chrome.
- 29:09Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, yeah, let me just do that.
- 29:11Speaker 2: Yeah, when you got a custom pillcase, I'm trying.
- 29:14Speaker 4: To market them to us because they're blowing them out
- 29:16Speaker 4: and I was.
- 29:18Speaker 2: Like, nobody won't be able to tell. But yeah, but
- 29:22Speaker 2: what do you do with them? You don't even take
- 29:23Speaker 2: them at the time.
- 29:24Speaker 1: Oh I do.
- 29:24Speaker 3: I put my little gummies and yeah, my little man's
- 29:27Speaker 3: up in there. It's only like five pills, but yeah.
- 29:30Speaker 1: He's day bro fine pills a day. Yeah, but yeah,
- 29:33Speaker 1: three of them are supplements.
- 29:36Speaker 3: One's a zyrtech and the other ones like a calcium.
- 29:41Speaker 1: So when do you schedule your insure? Done that? Now?
- 29:46Speaker 1: I got my mad musica, my injury in Kansas' broo juice?
- 29:50Speaker 1: What's up?
- 29:51Speaker 4: What you yeah?
- 29:52Speaker 2: You go?
- 29:53Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like a spring chicken. YouTube
- 29:55Speaker 1: Old Jeezus top stories on these get in the.
- 30:00Speaker 2: Morning only on the new Mix one two point nine.
- 30:04Speaker 1: You're ready.
- 30:04Speaker 2: We got Weezer tickets coming up because it's why two
- 30:06Speaker 2: came Monday.
- 30:07Speaker 1: So if you want to win that, we'll do it. Yeah,
- 30:09Speaker 1: about an hour from now, Candice Lopez, what is going on?
- 30:12Speaker 4: Well, over one thousand teachers and forworth ISIC have submitted
- 30:15Speaker 4: their resignations going into the new school year. So the
- 30:18Speaker 4: state took over the district about three months ago after
- 30:22Speaker 4: you know, some campuses came back with f ratings multiple
- 30:25Speaker 4: years in a row. Uh, The incoming superintendent pledge this
- 30:29Speaker 4: would mean good things for teachers, like better pay and
- 30:31Speaker 4: better leadership. Teachers leaving the district say the exact opposite
- 30:35Speaker 4: has happened. Chaotic leadership, intense micro management, and difficult working conditions.
- 30:41Speaker 4: I guess some of them said, you know, they were
- 30:43Speaker 4: given prepackaged lessons and told not to worry about writing
- 30:47Speaker 4: their own lesson plans. So basically they were given a
- 30:50Speaker 4: script so it's a scripted lesson and that. And the
- 30:52Speaker 4: teachers are just kind of like, this is not really
- 30:54Speaker 4: what we expected. But a lot of them just submitted
- 30:58Speaker 4: resignations right before the deadline the upcoming school year. So yeah,
- 31:02Speaker 4: just thinking about people in Fort Worth because that's a
- 31:04Speaker 4: stressful time.
- 31:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean back to school time, but teachers have
- 31:07Speaker 2: it so hard as it is.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like we just need to.
- 31:11Speaker 2: Take care of our teachers better. They don't get paid
- 31:13Speaker 2: the right way. They've got to pay for their own supplies,
- 31:16Speaker 2: have the time they're buying stuff that right, The kids
- 31:18Speaker 2: in the classrooms just need It's just awful.
- 31:21Speaker 4: It is. It is. Yeah, So if you're in fourth
- 31:23Speaker 4: is pay attention because some changes are probably coming to
- 31:27Speaker 4: your classroom. And guys. Target has recalled over two hundred
- 31:31Speaker 4: thousand pairs of Cat and Jack Toddler Girls sandals. They're
- 31:35Speaker 4: saying that some of the plastic pearls can actually detach,
- 31:39Speaker 4: which would create a choking hazard. This recall was just
- 31:43Speaker 4: announced a couple of days ago. But these are tanned sandals.
- 31:46Speaker 4: I guess they're selling with gold buckles. You'll know them
- 31:49Speaker 4: if you bought these at Target sizes five T through
- 31:53Speaker 4: twelve T. They were sold at Target stores nationwide and
- 31:57Speaker 4: online for about twenty dollars through May of this year.
- 32:01Speaker 4: So just a heads up if you have any of
- 32:03Speaker 4: those Little Girls sandals that are part of this recall guys.
- 32:06Speaker 4: Kelly Clarkson is going viral for her comments about how
- 32:10Speaker 4: she's going to be glad to get rid of corporate
- 32:12Speaker 4: rules and HR meetings when she wraps up her talk
- 32:15Speaker 4: show next month. So she was joking about this on
- 32:19Speaker 4: the first night of her Vegas residency, and she said,
- 32:21Speaker 4: you know, they'll say dumb stuff like you can't comment
- 32:24Speaker 4: on someone's weight loss, and how she thinks that's so dumb.
- 32:28Speaker 4: She said, you know, it's kind of a compliment to
- 32:31Speaker 4: note when other people like herself have lost weight, but
- 32:34Speaker 4: they tell her, you know, they scold her saying, you know,
- 32:36Speaker 4: HR thinks that you know, they looked really bad before
- 32:39Speaker 4: if you're saying how good they look now. So she
- 32:42Speaker 4: was kind of just venting about, you know, leaving the
- 32:45Speaker 4: talk show.
- 32:45Speaker 2: Well, it is an interesting thing though, because it has
- 32:48Speaker 2: changed as far as the vibe on what you can
- 32:50Speaker 2: and cannot say in the workplace.
- 32:52Speaker 1: And I feel like we're this.
- 32:54Speaker 2: Generation's kind of stuck between you know, like, yeah, younger
- 32:58Speaker 2: people know that, they just don't comment on people's bodies
- 33:01Speaker 2: in general. Yeah, but if you get someone who's older, yeah,
- 33:05Speaker 2: there's no holds bar.
- 33:07Speaker 1: Like you know, like our parents.
- 33:09Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean boomers, it's not even they don't even
- 33:12Speaker 2: mean it in a bad way, right, And.
- 33:14Speaker 4: We're going to become those people too if we don't
- 33:16Speaker 4: pay attention you think so.
- 33:18Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
- 33:19Speaker 2: It's sometimes it's not meant to be rude, but they'll
- 33:21Speaker 2: say things like right, someone's eating right, and you're like.
- 33:26Speaker 4: Yeah, you look healthy.
- 33:28Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah.
- 33:29Speaker 4: Meaning good or healthy meaning bad?
- 33:31Speaker 1: Yeah, well someone hasn't skipped a meal. How you doing.
- 33:34Speaker 1: You're like, uh, is not great? Now, she don't hold back.
- 33:39Speaker 1: Whatever happened to that little fat girl you used to date.
- 33:41Speaker 1: I'm like, she don't care.
- 33:47Speaker 2: It's like which one, big boney?
- 33:52Speaker 1: Oh you're so right?
- 33:54Speaker 4: Yeah, we gotta be careful. Yeah, you're right, we're kind
- 33:56Speaker 4: of stuck. We're the pancake generation.
- 33:58Speaker 2: But then if somebody doesn't say anything, you You're like,
- 34:00Speaker 2: nobody's even noticeding I've lost weight, Right, they're scared.
- 34:04Speaker 4: To they are for sure.
- 34:05Speaker 5: So many things we can't say anymore.
- 34:08Speaker 4: Also, guys, I wanted to mention this. We were talking
- 34:10Speaker 4: about the World Cup earlier. Did you see FIFA is
- 34:12Speaker 4: selling the grass from the World Cup final match yesterday?
- 34:15Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 34:16Speaker 4: Yeah, So you can get a six inch a square
- 34:18Speaker 4: of grass from MetLife Stadium. They're selling for four hundred
- 34:21Speaker 4: and fifty dollars. They'll ship it to the US and
- 34:23Speaker 4: Europe only if you're interested.
- 34:25Speaker 5: You couldn't afford a ticket and you want a little.
- 34:27Speaker 1: What kind of glass is that? I don't know? But
- 34:30Speaker 1: how do you keep it alive? Yeah, that's fifty water.
- 34:33Speaker 2: It's into like a little glass container. I'm thinking of myself.
- 34:35Speaker 2: It's just gonna die, Yeah, because they seal it up
- 34:37Speaker 2: unless you, I guess, got some holes to water And
- 34:39Speaker 2: what are you gonna do with that? How do you
- 34:40Speaker 2: know it's from the World Cup? Yeahss, it could be
- 34:42Speaker 2: from outside on the toll way.
- 34:44Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure there's a certificate of authenticity.
- 34:47Speaker 1: Well, still do you think that matters?
- 34:48Speaker 4: I mean, how do we know that your Princess Diana
- 34:50Speaker 4: can't wedding cake is real?
- 34:51Speaker 1: How dare you? Yeah? I did buy a piece of
- 34:55Speaker 1: Princess Diana's wedding cake.
- 34:56Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't even ask it's real.
- 34:58Speaker 2: How do I know it's real because it came from
- 35:00Speaker 2: an authentic source, Candae, Okay, it came.
- 35:03Speaker 1: From questionable though.
- 35:06Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I.
- 35:07Speaker 1: Can't find it. By the way, you lost it.
- 35:10Speaker 2: I lost my piece of Diana's Princess Diana's wedding case.
- 35:12Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
- 35:13Speaker 3: I know.
- 35:14Speaker 1: I don't know what happened, but I'm kind of sad
- 35:16Speaker 1: that I don't have it.
- 35:16Speaker 4: Most see if we can get you another one, just
- 35:18Speaker 4: a shred of grass from FIFA. Sure, all right, I'm
- 35:21Speaker 4: Canda Slowpez. Those are your Texas top stories.
- 35:24Speaker 5: Get it off yours to commise you'll feel better.
- 35:27Speaker 1: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
- 35:29Speaker 2: It is time to confess on Mix one or two
- 35:31Speaker 2: point nine bailing a kid, Canda Slowpez producer Pooh is here.
- 35:35Speaker 1: We have Weezer tickets coming up for Y two came Monday.
- 35:37Speaker 2: That'll be at eight eight thirty Wheel a misfortune, which
- 35:40Speaker 2: I love that our boss was so confused over the
- 35:42Speaker 2: weekend because Zam came in and She's looking around the
- 35:45Speaker 2: studio and she's like, why.
- 35:47Speaker 1: Is her baby oil in here?
- 35:50Speaker 2: Because one of the things on the Wheel of Misfortune
- 35:53Speaker 2: is Oh, I'm gonna throw up if I lose, and
- 35:56Speaker 2: if I get this one, I'm it's massage Poo's rolls.
- 36:00Speaker 1: Oh my god on the back.
- 36:01Speaker 4: That's what I've been dreading all weekend. Honestly, wow, because we're.
- 36:06Speaker 5: Like homies and friends and like this is weird.
- 36:08Speaker 2: I just don't want to have to baby oil his
- 36:11Speaker 2: rolls up on the back of his head and massage.
- 36:14Speaker 1: It's like one of my probably worst nightmares.
- 36:17Speaker 2: There's a lot of things on this wheel of misfortune
- 36:19Speaker 2: where we do trivia. Whoever loses the trivia has to
- 36:21Speaker 2: spin the wheel. I mean, there's what talk like a pirate.
- 36:24Speaker 1: All day much costume, Yeah, much Rather do that than
- 36:27Speaker 1: massage Pooh's rolls.
- 36:28Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 36:30Speaker 1: Oh, there's take shots if I want to do that one.
- 36:33Speaker 5: Is that why this giant thing of Tito's is in here?
- 36:35Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 36:36Speaker 2: Yeah, there's sing all day so you can't talk for
- 36:38Speaker 2: the rest of the day. You have to sing everything
- 36:39Speaker 2: you say.
- 36:40Speaker 5: That's me every day anyways, that's true. I don't know
- 36:42Speaker 5: if we're on the radio.
- 36:43Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, So we'll do that at eight thirty Wheel Misfortune.
- 36:47Speaker 2: I'm a little bit nervous, but that explains the baby
- 36:49Speaker 2: oil in the studio.
- 36:51Speaker 1: There's a diddy party going on, and know what was happening?
- 36:55Speaker 2: Okay, if you have a secret eight three three seven,
- 36:57Speaker 2: eight seven and one O two nine, just confess and
- 36:59Speaker 2: you have one.
- 37:00Speaker 1: So what's going on?
- 37:02Speaker 6: And I know that this makes me sound like a
- 37:04Speaker 6: terrible person, but I am addicted to flirting with married men.
- 37:10Speaker 6: And before everyone breaks out, only every one jumping down
- 37:13Speaker 6: my throat on this one. But let me just say
- 37:14Speaker 6: I have never ever hooked up with a single one
- 37:17Speaker 6: of them, not even a kiss. That's where I draw
- 37:19Speaker 6: the line.
- 37:20Speaker 1: Never.
- 37:20Speaker 6: But right, but that being said, I do know what
- 37:25Speaker 6: I'm doing is messed up.
- 37:27Speaker 1: So okay, very unique situation.
- 37:30Speaker 5: Why married men.
- 37:33Speaker 6: I mean, I've just gotten this weird rush from seeing
- 37:38Speaker 6: if i could get a married man to take the bait,
- 37:40Speaker 6: and I've been doing it for years now. I'll start,
- 37:44Speaker 6: you know, with just an innocent conversation and be a
- 37:47Speaker 6: little extra friendly, maybe throw out a compliment or two
- 37:50Speaker 6: and just wait, and you know, the second he starts
- 37:53Speaker 6: crossing a line or you know, trying to chase me.
- 37:57Speaker 6: It's over. I ghost him completely. I just here so dad.
- 38:01Speaker 2: So as soon as he takes the bait and he
- 38:04Speaker 2: goes and you know, okay, I got him on, I
- 38:07Speaker 2: got him locked down.
- 38:08Speaker 1: That's when you're like, bye, the thrill is over.
- 38:10Speaker 6: The thrill is over, like it never ever, you know, happened.
- 38:14Speaker 6: Because I'm like I said, I'm not trying to break
- 38:16Speaker 6: up anybody's marriage, but I don't know, there's just something
- 38:20Speaker 6: you know, that there's a particular rush from getting a
- 38:23Speaker 6: married man to do it. I have tried doing the
- 38:25Speaker 6: same thing with single guys, but it just doesn't give
- 38:27Speaker 6: me the same feeling. And I don't know exactly why.
- 38:31Speaker 6: There is just something about proving to myself that a
- 38:34Speaker 6: married man would risk it all just for the attention.
- 38:37Speaker 3: You know.
- 38:37Speaker 6: It's like some kind of sick game that I play
- 38:40Speaker 6: in my head. And I really hate admitting that, but
- 38:42Speaker 6: you know it is my dirty little secret.
- 38:44Speaker 1: No, I appreciate you being honest with us.
- 38:46Speaker 2: I do, even though it's sometimes hard to hear because
- 38:49Speaker 2: I know if anyone's married, like Cannas is married, You're
- 38:51Speaker 2: like you, oh.
- 38:51Speaker 5: This is absolutely cringe. It's given me, like.
- 38:53Speaker 1: Right, like, but I almost feel like you can't control it.
- 38:57Speaker 6: Well, I mean I can. I am kind of trying
- 38:59Speaker 6: to get to the bottom of that. I actually am
- 39:01Speaker 6: in therapy because I know this isn't normal, but plus
- 39:05Speaker 6: it's you know, everyone could use an impartial party to
- 39:07Speaker 6: talk to. But my therapist says it's about validation and control.
- 39:12Speaker 6: And while she's probably right, I I just, you know,
- 39:18Speaker 6: I feel like I just need to. I don't know,
- 39:20Speaker 6: is this so crazy because I don't even enjoy hurting people,
- 39:23Speaker 6: and I know that like the risk of hurting people
- 39:25Speaker 6: doing this is like really high. I just get addicted
- 39:28Speaker 6: to that moment when you know they choose to chase me.
- 39:32Speaker 2: Yeah, son, And you probably don't care about hurting a
- 39:36Speaker 2: married man who's gonna, you know, be unfaithful. You're like,
- 39:38Speaker 2: who cares about he's feeling? So as long as you're
- 39:41Speaker 2: not cheating, you don't feel like you're hurting the woman
- 39:43Speaker 2: in that marriage, right, Okay?
- 39:45Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know. Just I just think that beyond
- 39:48Speaker 6: it being weird and it's kind of unexplainable and kind
- 39:52Speaker 6: of something that I do at this point feel like
- 39:55Speaker 6: I don't really have control over I do think that
- 39:59Speaker 6: I've ruined my own chances of having a healthy relationship
- 40:02Speaker 6: because of this. Wow, everyone else is I mean, if
- 40:07Speaker 6: I'm out here just busy playing this stupid game you
- 40:10Speaker 6: know that never ends, instead of you know, looking for
- 40:13Speaker 6: someone real and something real, you know, I feel like
- 40:16Speaker 6: I'm really, you know, risking my chances of ever having
- 40:19Speaker 6: a healthy relationship, which I do honestly want so well.
- 40:23Speaker 2: I mean, I think the good news is you know
- 40:25Speaker 2: that it's a problem, You're going to therapy for it,
- 40:28Speaker 2: right there is.
- 40:30Speaker 6: I guess yeah. The first you know, way of overcoming
- 40:32Speaker 6: the problem is admitting that you have one.
- 40:34Speaker 2: Like if I'm a psychologist, the first question I'm asking
- 40:38Speaker 2: is did a married man hurt you, like in the past,
- 40:41Speaker 2: that a married man hurt you or lead you on
- 40:43Speaker 2: or anything anything like that that you could think of
- 40:45Speaker 2: that goes This is why I.
- 40:46Speaker 6: Do this, I like, not romantically. I mean, I guess
- 40:52Speaker 6: you could say I have some abandonment issues. I am
- 40:55Speaker 6: a product of divorce, but you know, I don't think
- 40:58Speaker 6: that's enough to a lot of people get to feut there,
- 41:00Speaker 6: you know, not everyone's out here trying to gain like
- 41:03Speaker 6: married men into you know, doing something on tooward outside
- 41:07Speaker 6: of their marriage and then leaving them, you know, so
- 41:09Speaker 6: you never know.
- 41:10Speaker 5: That need for validation comes from somewhere.
- 41:13Speaker 1: That's what I would think, definitely does.
- 41:15Speaker 4: It's like people who scroll and scroll on the internet
- 41:17Speaker 4: and never socialize because they're getting like some kind of
- 41:20Speaker 4: brain trigger of validation when they see something exciting online.
- 41:24Speaker 2: Well, I guess, good, good, that you're getting help, because
- 41:28Speaker 2: I do think at the end of the day, you
- 41:29Speaker 2: want to be happy, and if this is not making you,
- 41:31Speaker 2: it's hurting your chances of being in a real relationship,
- 41:33Speaker 2: then nobody.
- 41:34Speaker 4: Wants that because you're distracted by this.
- 41:36Speaker 1: Right right.
- 41:37Speaker 2: I think everybody can relate. Everybody can relate, I think
- 41:40Speaker 2: a little bit to the desire of wanting to get
- 41:44Speaker 2: chased or pursued. Yeah, so I get that part. I
- 41:47Speaker 2: just don't understand the married man part.
- 41:49Speaker 4: Right right, because I wouldn't be putting myself in a
- 41:51Speaker 4: situation where I'm around married men, you know, to.
- 41:54Speaker 5: Be able to execute this thing that it is.
- 41:56Speaker 2: But I think that's the part where it's like, oh,
- 41:59Speaker 2: not only is this a man and this guy has
- 42:01Speaker 2: a whole life, but he wants me, yeah, you know,
- 42:04Speaker 2: and he's willing to risk it all. So hey, it's
- 42:06Speaker 2: a non judgment zone. Thank you so much for your confession, though.
- 42:10Speaker 2: It means a lot that you called us and let
- 42:12Speaker 2: us know what happens and hopefully you can stop this absolutely.
- 42:16Speaker 6: Thank you so much for having me on.
- 42:17Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. Now usually I would probably be like,
- 42:20Speaker 2: that's gross. I that girl gives me the inch, but
- 42:23Speaker 2: it does give me the dig But at the same time,
- 42:25Speaker 2: she doesn't sell like an awful person.
- 42:26Speaker 5: She's like self aware.
- 42:29Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, and she's not cheating with them,
- 42:32Speaker 2: right but rush from them chasing her wild Okay, all right.
- 42:41Speaker 7: He's going for Candace court.
- 42:43Speaker 2: It gets settled here with Billy the Kid in the morning,
- 42:47Speaker 2: all right, for the Honorable Judge Candice Lopez. It was
- 42:51Speaker 2: extra just. I don't know she's ready for court today.
- 42:53Speaker 1: I can tell. I could tell she is ready.
- 42:55Speaker 2: So if you got a case at Candace on air
- 42:57Speaker 2: on Instagram, some kind of problems, she can help you solve.
- 42:59Speaker 1: It's one or two point nine, don't forget. It's why
- 43:02Speaker 1: two came Monday.
- 43:02Speaker 2: So Weezer tickets coming up next, and then Wielam is
- 43:05Speaker 2: Fortune at eight thirty.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Right now, though we got a prom you ready.
- 43:09Speaker 4: Yep.
- 43:09Speaker 3: Uh.
- 43:10Speaker 2: My friend group is split on something I need your
- 43:12Speaker 2: help with. So our friend is getting married and just
- 43:15Speaker 2: planned out a trip for her bachelorette weekend. We were
- 43:19Speaker 2: all super excited until she sent us a Venmo request
- 43:23Speaker 2: for six.
- 43:23Speaker 1: Hundred dollars each.
- 43:25Speaker 2: We don't mind pain, obviously it's a trip and there
- 43:28Speaker 2: will be costs involved, but our problem is that she
- 43:31Speaker 2: won't tell us the itinerary what so we don't know
- 43:37Speaker 2: where we're going, where we're staying, or what we're doing.
- 43:41Speaker 2: We asked in our group chat, and she said she
- 43:43Speaker 2: wants it to be a surprise. Well that's when a
- 43:47Speaker 2: side chat started and some of us felt like this
- 43:50Speaker 2: wasn't cool. We don't want to commit to spending that
- 43:53Speaker 2: kind of money without knowing exactly what we are signing
- 43:56Speaker 2: up for. I wouldn't even know what to pack, what
- 43:59Speaker 2: to w and all of that. All I know is
- 44:02Speaker 2: the date. This is such a mess? Am I crazier?
- 44:06Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just being grumpy? Either way, I want to
- 44:09Speaker 2: be a supportive friend, but it's hard because this is
- 44:11Speaker 2: just totally out of my comfort zone. All Right, Candice,
- 44:14Speaker 2: this is an interesting case a batch the red party.
- 44:16Speaker 2: I've never heard of this before.
- 44:18Speaker 5: No, I have it either.
- 44:19Speaker 4: It's a little controlling, but maybe it's like a gift
- 44:22Speaker 4: to you and you have no idea and it's gonna
- 44:24Speaker 4: like be beyond your expectations.
- 44:26Speaker 1: Well, I wouldn't call it a gift at five to.
- 44:28Speaker 4: Pay in a way, it's fun.
- 44:33Speaker 1: Is that what girls do for Batchel the Red Parties?
- 44:35Speaker 1: I genuinely don't know.
- 44:36Speaker 4: I haven't been to one in so long. I've never
- 44:38Speaker 4: been to one where they haven't told you where you're
- 44:40Speaker 4: going or what you're doing.
- 44:41Speaker 2: Right, But are you paying for it? Like, are you
- 44:43Speaker 2: paying that much money to going on Batchel the Red Party?
- 44:45Speaker 4: I mean these days? Yeah, between flight, hotel meals, whatever
- 44:48Speaker 4: else is involved, like transportation.
- 44:50Speaker 2: I guess that's true, right, Yeah, so you're like, okay,
- 44:54Speaker 2: six hundred bucks. I mean there's part of me that
- 44:57Speaker 2: thinks I love this because that means I don't have
- 44:59Speaker 2: to plan anything, right, So if I'm gonna spend the money,
- 45:01Speaker 2: I'm gonna spend the money.
- 45:02Speaker 1: It is what it is.
- 45:03Speaker 2: But at least I don't have to worry about prepping
- 45:06Speaker 2: and figuring it out. But at the same time, I
- 45:09Speaker 2: am weird on and when it comes to not knowing
- 45:11Speaker 2: what I'm doing.
- 45:12Speaker 4: Yeah, same like do I pack flip flops? Do I
- 45:14Speaker 4: need a light jacket? How many like nice going out
- 45:17Speaker 4: outfits do I need? That's the stressful part.
- 45:20Speaker 2: Oh See, I'm not worried about that. I'm more worried
- 45:21Speaker 2: about like, what are we doing? I don't even care
- 45:24Speaker 2: about what to wear?
- 45:25Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 45:25Speaker 1: Where are you taking me?
- 45:27Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean I feel like maybe this group is
- 45:29Speaker 4: not very spontaneous because I remember, like one of my
- 45:31Speaker 4: best friends, I was going on a work trip to
- 45:34Speaker 4: Orlando and I just hit her up the day before
- 45:37Speaker 4: and I was like, I know you love Disney World,
- 45:39Speaker 4: Like why don't you come with me? And she's like
- 45:40Speaker 4: not a spontaneous person. Somehow ended up booking the trip
- 45:44Speaker 4: last minute. We had the best time. She had no idea,
- 45:47Speaker 4: you know what we're going to be doing for my
- 45:48Speaker 4: work stuff. We had the best time. And now she's
- 45:51Speaker 4: very spontaneous. She'll book stuff, you know, day up.
- 45:53Speaker 2: Now.
- 45:53Speaker 1: See I like that.
- 45:54Speaker 2: Yeah, well, not everybody can do that because you've got
- 45:56Speaker 2: kids and whatnot.
- 45:57Speaker 5: I get it, she doesn't.
- 45:58Speaker 1: But if you're.
- 45:59Speaker 2: Planning, mean, first of all, you got to know the dates.
- 46:01Speaker 2: I can't travel anywhere without knowing a date.
- 46:03Speaker 5: I think that's all she knows, right, Oh?
- 46:05Speaker 1: Is that all she is? So expensive? That's not even
- 46:08Speaker 1: that bad. I'm cheap.
- 46:10Speaker 4: If it's a week If I got to give you.
- 46:12Speaker 1: Six hundred dollars, I want to know. Yeah, but a
- 46:14Speaker 1: weekend trip for six hundred is not bad really.
- 46:16Speaker 4: No, I mean that sounds pretty good for a flight
- 46:23Speaker 4: and a hotel.
- 46:24Speaker 2: If you're going somewhere and it's only six hundred dollars
- 46:27Speaker 2: for the flight and hotel, Yeah, yeah, that's I would
- 46:30Speaker 2: say that's pretty good.
- 46:30Speaker 1: That's a deal.
- 46:32Speaker 4: Pooh, well, we don't know where you're going, but yeah.
- 46:36Speaker 1: I mean anywhere.
- 46:37Speaker 2: It could be Yellowstone Park, so what that's fantastic. I
- 46:40Speaker 2: want to know where I'm going, at least something I
- 46:43Speaker 2: don't know. I kind of like the idea being surprised.
- 46:46Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean the trip should be about who you're with.
- 46:49Speaker 4: You know, you could buy flip flops when you get there.
- 46:51Speaker 1: I guess, yes.
- 46:52Speaker 2: Should she just go with it and give the money
- 46:53Speaker 2: or should she make it a big deal? I say,
- 46:55Speaker 2: you just give the money, and you're doing it for
- 46:57Speaker 2: your friend, right, this is your friend experience. It's not
- 47:00Speaker 2: just about the trip. It's about an experience, and she
- 47:02Speaker 2: obviously wants this. Part of the bachelorette experience. I guess
- 47:06Speaker 2: for her is surprising all the girls and doing it
- 47:09Speaker 2: like this.
- 47:10Speaker 1: It's funsies.
- 47:11Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds funsies, But like, am I going to
- 47:13Speaker 4: be concerned that you may not have gotten the best deals?
- 47:16Speaker 4: Because I pride myself in like finding the best you know,
- 47:18Speaker 4: travel prices and things like that. That might be a
- 47:21Speaker 4: concern for me. I like to pick my seat on
- 47:22Speaker 4: the plane. So if you're going to do this, you
- 47:25Speaker 4: have to give like a list of, you know, what
- 47:27Speaker 4: to pack, at least generically what she will and talk
- 47:30Speaker 4: to me about where my seat on the plane is,
- 47:32Speaker 4: things like that.
- 47:32Speaker 1: Do you know what, how do we even know it's
- 47:34Speaker 1: a plane?
- 47:34Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
- 47:36Speaker 1: Maybe it's six hundred bucks and we're road tripping to FREDERICK'SPI.
- 47:39Speaker 4: That's gas money.
- 47:40Speaker 3: Maybe it's six hundred dollars and if there's like six
- 47:43Speaker 3: people she made it come up.
- 47:45Speaker 2: I don't know if that's just we're just going staying
- 47:48Speaker 2: in Dallas and going to Zaza.
- 47:49Speaker 1: Oh, no, stay locally even know if.
- 47:54Speaker 4: We're catching a flight or not. Yeah, you kind of
- 47:56Speaker 4: gotta tell me, so I bring my pass or whatever.
- 47:59Speaker 1: I kind of like the idea. This is actually kind
- 48:00Speaker 1: of fun. Is there any way I could plan a
- 48:02Speaker 1: trip and venmo you guys and then I plan it.
- 48:05Speaker 2: Wait what Yeah, you've been do a show trip? Okay,
- 48:09Speaker 2: a show field trip and I'll down. Yeah, and I
- 48:12Speaker 2: don't tell you guys anything.
- 48:13Speaker 4: Yeah, we just send you the money and you just.
- 48:15Speaker 1: See the money. Yeah.
- 48:16Speaker 4: Not just too fun.
- 48:18Speaker 1: I kind of love that idea.
- 48:19Speaker 5: I mean, you have to tell us what the budget is.
- 48:21Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be ten thousand dollars each, and we'll
- 48:24Speaker 2: do the trip.
- 48:24Speaker 1: Lad, we'll do the trip later, don't worry about Just
- 48:28Speaker 1: give me the money now.
- 48:30Speaker 2: Just give me the money, now, figure out the trip later.
- 48:33Speaker 2: That sounds like a pood trip. Yeah, that's what he
- 48:35Speaker 2: will do.
- 48:37Speaker 1: Okay, now canice we have a verdict? What's going on?
- 48:40Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 48:40Speaker 4: Maybe this sounds exciting to me because I haven't been
- 48:42Speaker 4: on a girls trip, and so I'm just excited for
- 48:44Speaker 4: you guys. Look y'all are guilty of being boarding past
- 48:47Speaker 4: Brenda's Oh send the money, you know, excited about this.
- 48:53Speaker 4: It's gonna be fun no matter what you do, because
- 48:55Speaker 4: you're with your girls, so.
- 48:56Speaker 2: You're saying, just have fun with they just send the
- 48:58Speaker 2: money with it, just see what happens.
- 49:00Speaker 1: Yes, I like that idea. I'm totally down to this.
- 49:03Speaker 2: I would absolutely let Cannas Planet trip like I wouldn't
- 49:06Speaker 2: pooh plan a trip.
- 49:08Speaker 1: I'm pretty good. No, you don't plan anywhere?
- 49:10Speaker 2: Do we go?
- 49:10Speaker 1: Pooh? Yeah?
- 49:11Speaker 2: Where will we go? If you surprise us and we
- 49:13Speaker 2: have to pay you to plan a trip?
- 49:14Speaker 1: Where we go? We're going to at Lease, Cabo San
- 49:17Speaker 1: Lucas or something like that. You want to have your passport? Yeah,
- 49:20Speaker 1: get out of here. Tas tough stories on the Tents
- 49:25Speaker 1: with Billy the Kid in the.
- 49:26Speaker 2: Morning only on the New Mix one O two point
- 49:29Speaker 2: fought to give away these Weezer tickets. It's why two
- 49:31Speaker 2: K Monday if you want them. Hang out Candice, what
- 49:33Speaker 2: is going on?
- 49:34Speaker 7: Well, we are.
- 49:34Speaker 4: Expecting extreme heat this week, so just prepare ourself. Triple
- 49:38Speaker 4: digits are back. It's going to be dry as well.
- 49:41Speaker 4: So it's already eighty two degrees outside. They're saying we
- 49:44Speaker 4: could get up to one oh two today with the
- 49:46Speaker 4: heat index of up to one oh eight.
- 49:49Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I'm gonna be brutal this week.
- 49:51Speaker 1: And I always say this but please be careful with
- 49:53Speaker 1: your pets.
- 49:53Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you're gonna walcome me, you gotta wait
- 49:55Speaker 2: till the sun's not so intense that pavement is hot.
- 49:58Speaker 2: I mean people say, what you take the back of
- 50:00Speaker 2: your hand, put it to the pavement. Yeah, it's a
- 50:03Speaker 2: good test to see if your pet's pause could take it.
- 50:05Speaker 5: For sure.
- 50:06Speaker 1: Just thought it's not cool enough.
- 50:07Speaker 4: Yeah, my dog's just been sulking all weekend because we
- 50:10Speaker 4: didn't get up early enough.
- 50:11Speaker 5: To take him before it got too hot.
- 50:13Speaker 4: And then I went to bed too early to take
- 50:15Speaker 4: him for a walk, and you know last night.
- 50:17Speaker 5: But yeah, for sure, my.
- 50:18Speaker 1: Dog and I we just swim. Yeah cool.
- 50:20Speaker 2: I'm like, what else can we do. It's the only
- 50:21Speaker 2: thing we can do right now.
- 50:23Speaker 5: It's fun though, for sure, guys, listen to this.
- 50:25Speaker 4: The FDA now says a sample of lettuce from Taylor
- 50:29Speaker 4: Farms of Mexico produced a false positive for the cyclospora parasite.
- 50:35Speaker 4: They have apologized to the company and say they are
- 50:37Speaker 4: committed to working with public health authorities on this ongoing investigation.
- 50:42Speaker 4: So Saturday, that report came out and it was like,
- 50:44Speaker 4: we found it. It's Taylor Farms. It's been in the
- 50:47Speaker 4: Taco Bell, you know, shredded lettuce, So we thought this
- 50:50Speaker 4: was kind of over. But the iceberg lettuce that what
- 50:53Speaker 4: sourced from there is still recalled, though it was distributed
- 50:56Speaker 4: to twenty seven states.
- 50:58Speaker 5: They're saying nearly.
- 50:59Speaker 4: Seven thousand cases of cyclosporiasis have been confirmed or under
- 51:04Speaker 4: investigation since May one.
- 51:06Speaker 5: So this story is now going to keep going.
- 51:08Speaker 1: Well, I mean, if your tailor farms you're suing.
- 51:10Speaker 4: Yeah, you're you're very mad.
- 51:12Speaker 2: You're all over the news that it was your fault
- 51:14Speaker 2: that you started, and all of a sudden it's not.
- 51:16Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, I don't know, but I am scared though.
- 51:19Speaker 4: Yeah, the lettuce, I'm nervous of the cyclosporias.
- 51:22Speaker 1: No, I'm nervous.
- 51:23Speaker 5: Whatever it's called.
- 51:24Speaker 1: I'm nervous.
- 51:24Speaker 2: I'm not going to get it because I kind of
- 51:27Speaker 2: want that for a good twenty pound fat loss.
- 51:29Speaker 1: Dude.
- 51:29Speaker 4: I mean, that's the upside when you get sick like that.
- 51:31Speaker 4: But people are saying this thing is awful and painful. Yeah, no,
- 51:36Speaker 4: for sure, But if you go online, you'll see videos
- 51:38Speaker 4: of people joking around about, you know, losing fifteen pounds
- 51:41Speaker 4: over the weekend.
- 51:41Speaker 2: Just eating raw lettuce, right, trying to raspberries and all
- 51:45Speaker 2: this su cilantro and all this stuff that gives it
- 51:47Speaker 2: to you.
- 51:48Speaker 4: Yeah, the internet is wild for sure, guys. Spain dominated
- 51:52Speaker 4: the World Cup final yesterday, beating Argentina one to zero.
- 51:55Speaker 4: FIFA also expected to announce record revenue of fifteen billion
- 52:00Speaker 4: dollars from this year's tournament. I know it's crazy, see
- 52:05Speaker 4: is that necessary?
- 52:06Speaker 1: That is insane? I mean the tickets are so crazy crazy.
- 52:09Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I wish they could lower the tickets
- 52:11Speaker 2: a little bit so the real fans can go because
- 52:14Speaker 2: I'm not I would never go to a World Cup
- 52:15Speaker 2: game because I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah, I'm
- 52:17Speaker 2: not sure a true fan. So I want to watch it.
- 52:20Speaker 1: I like to.
- 52:21Speaker 2: I got it into it, but I'm not going to
- 52:22Speaker 2: go take them a seat and pay all that money. Yeah,
- 52:25Speaker 2: a real fan should be able to go to them
- 52:26Speaker 2: because you follow them all over the world.
- 52:28Speaker 5: Right, I belong in a watching party. I'll be honest.
- 52:30Speaker 4: I would love to be there, but yeah, I'm definitely
- 52:32Speaker 4: watching party level. It was a star studded event, though
- 52:36Speaker 4: halftime turned out to be much better than I expected
- 52:39Speaker 4: based on how we were talking about it the week
- 52:41Speaker 4: leading up, ted Lasso brought out Justin Bieber. That was
- 52:44Speaker 4: a big moment for me. The girls dancing with Shakira,
- 52:48Speaker 4: that was really beautiful. I actually really love seeing the
- 52:50Speaker 4: Muppets out there.
- 52:52Speaker 5: Yeah as the band.
- 52:54Speaker 1: Oh that's right, because I missed it because I was
- 52:56Speaker 1: at the airport. Oh that's right.
- 52:57Speaker 4: Oh you got to go back and watch it, do I? Yeah,
- 53:00Speaker 4: it was. It was a really really special show. Chris Martin.
- 53:04Speaker 4: He knows how to, you know, create a show that
- 53:05Speaker 4: feels like unity and is colorful and love and you know,
- 53:08Speaker 4: kids choirs out there singing and yeah, it was just
- 53:11Speaker 4: really cool.
- 53:12Speaker 5: BTS was fun to see again. Would you watch it?
- 53:14Speaker 1: Yeah? What did I watch? My face was this close
- 53:18Speaker 1: to the TV sho that's my girl.
- 53:23Speaker 4: Post Malone too debut a new song during the opening ceremonies,
- 53:27Speaker 4: So I thought it was a really cool broadcast.
- 53:29Speaker 2: Some people were upset, they justin we were did like
- 53:31Speaker 2: a slow song, yeah, and I thought, well, I thought
- 53:33Speaker 2: it would be kind of cool either way.
- 53:35Speaker 4: Yeah, it was cool. He did Hallelujah, and I think
- 53:37Speaker 4: that's kind of the song that's been trending on social
- 53:39Speaker 4: media for a while. So it was fun to see
- 53:41Speaker 4: him you know, stop down with his guitar and just
- 53:43Speaker 4: take over that whole stadium, you know, acoustic.
- 53:45Speaker 2: It's so crazy how he gets on stage lately that
- 53:47Speaker 2: he doesn't even dress up. He just like rolls out
- 53:50Speaker 2: of bed. Yeah, just grabs a guitar or like a laptop. Yeah,
- 53:56Speaker 2: there's no way he's wearing the odorant. Oh yeah, us,
- 54:00Speaker 2: And I'm just saying it just he just looks like.
- 54:02Speaker 4: A real low maintenance Yeah, truly, No, he's not wearing
- 54:07Speaker 4: but true, guys. The entertainment just announced a new competition
- 54:12Speaker 4: show called Cocktail Wars. It's going to be hosted by
- 54:14Speaker 4: Lance Bass and Joey Fatone. So three bartenders on each
- 54:18Speaker 4: episode will compete to craft the most delicious drink. Lance
- 54:23Speaker 4: and Joey will be there with an industry expert to
- 54:25Speaker 4: judge them, along with celebrity judges on each episode. That
- 54:29Speaker 4: show premieres August eighteenth.
- 54:30Speaker 5: So they're just thinking of all sorts of competition shows
- 54:33Speaker 5: that they can come up with at this point.
- 54:35Speaker 1: On Yeah, I'm.
- 54:35Speaker 4: Cana slow Pez. Those are your Texas Top Stories.
- 54:39Speaker 2: I am really nervous about this. It's makes one or
- 54:41Speaker 2: two point nine ability kid. Canda slow Pez is your producer.
- 54:44Speaker 2: Who is here? Are you ready for the wil A Misfortune?
- 54:47Speaker 1: God? I guess I am not, But here we go.
- 54:50Speaker 3: It's Billy they get in the Morning's Misfortune.
- 54:57Speaker 4: Point nine.
- 54:58Speaker 2: If you don't know about the Wiela mis Fortune, well
- 55:00Speaker 2: let me give you a little heads up.
- 55:01Speaker 1: We used to do this back in the day, and
- 55:02Speaker 1: it was awful.
- 55:03Speaker 2: It caused a lot of issues, a lot of tension
- 55:05Speaker 2: between the show, made us getting a lot of fights.
- 55:10Speaker 1: HR got involved, legal got involved.
- 55:13Speaker 2: It was very dangerous because basically what happens is we
- 55:16Speaker 2: do a little trivia.
- 55:17Speaker 1: We do the trivia on the show.
- 55:19Speaker 2: Whoever loses has to spin the wheel of misfortune. It's
- 55:22Speaker 2: an actual wheel back here. Yeah, with a bunch of
- 55:25Speaker 2: things that you would have to do if you lose.
- 55:27Speaker 2: Awful things, not great things. Some of them are worse
- 55:31Speaker 2: than others though, Like, for instance, I'm looking at one
- 55:33Speaker 2: it says sing all day. Okay, so if you get
- 55:37Speaker 2: that one, you'll have to sing all day and you
- 55:38Speaker 2: can't talk. Everything you say has to be in singing.
- 55:42Speaker 2: So you know, it's not fun, not ideal, No.
- 55:45Speaker 1: Not for me. Well it might be fun for you
- 55:48Speaker 1: to do.
- 55:48Speaker 2: No one wants to hear everybody sing all day no,
- 55:51Speaker 2: or there's like there's also Candas's pick so or Billy's
- 55:54Speaker 2: pick or poos pick, So if it lands on then
- 55:57Speaker 2: you get to pick the punishment for the person who loses.
- 56:00Speaker 6: Oh.
- 56:01Speaker 2: There's also there's show Fits Picks Fit, which means you
- 56:07Speaker 2: get to pick the person's outfit for the rest of
- 56:10Speaker 2: the day and they have to wear that no matter
- 56:12Speaker 2: what it is, which is awful. There's face tats, which
- 56:16Speaker 2: would be temporary tattoos that we have to wear on
- 56:20Speaker 2: our face all day. There's Instagram takeover, which would mean
- 56:25Speaker 2: whoever loses has to give up their Instagram from the
- 56:28Speaker 2: day and we could post whatever we want.
- 56:30Speaker 1: Oh that would be fun. Yeah, yeah, that would be
- 56:33Speaker 1: really fun.
- 56:34Speaker 2: There's massage Pooh's rolls on the back of his head.
- 56:39Speaker 2: I don't have to tell you how awful that is.
- 56:42Speaker 2: Talk like a pirate all day. And by the way,
- 56:45Speaker 2: when you have to pay these off, you can't say, well,
- 56:48Speaker 2: I'm doing it because they're lost a bit.
- 56:50Speaker 4: Okay, Like if I'm out in public, yeah.
- 56:52Speaker 1: You just have to own it.
- 56:54Speaker 2: Okay, if you're talking like a pirate, somebody's like, why
- 56:56Speaker 2: are you talking like a pirate.
- 56:57Speaker 1: You're just like, that's what I do. Are okay?
- 57:02Speaker 2: So and thank you to Junior Junior who does our
- 57:05Speaker 2: traffic and other things around here, and just our good friend.
- 57:07Speaker 2: Junior is going to read the trivia for us because
- 57:09Speaker 2: we can't cheat, So thank you Junior.
- 57:11Speaker 1: Give it up for Junior. Yes, Junior, are you ready?
- 57:14Speaker 7: I'm ready. I'm glad to be here. Thanks for having me.
- 57:16Speaker 1: Well, here's what's going to happen.
- 57:17Speaker 2: So we get the trivia, we chime in with our name,
- 57:21Speaker 2: and whoever loses spins the wheel of misfortune. And I'm
- 57:23Speaker 2: pretty nervous about this. So are we ready?
- 57:26Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 57:27Speaker 2: I have no idea what the trivia questions are, no
- 57:30Speaker 2: idea what they're like. I will say this, Producer, Pood,
- 57:32Speaker 2: don't cheat because you're close to Junior and I feel
- 57:34Speaker 2: like you're peaking on a sheet.
- 57:36Speaker 7: I'm trying to get the little sideway.
- 57:40Speaker 2: Good in between us. You can cheat two, I know,
- 57:43Speaker 2: but all right, Well, here we go. We'll chime in
- 57:45Speaker 2: with our names. All right, Junior ready, when you are
- 57:48Speaker 2: with the first question, there'll be five questions and then
- 57:51Speaker 2: if it goes into you know, if it's tied or
- 57:53Speaker 2: for whatever reason or something.
- 57:54Speaker 1: We'll keep going, all right, Junior, all.
- 57:56Speaker 7: Right, first question, what is the tallest building in Dallas?
- 58:01Speaker 1: Billy? Oh, that was close.
- 58:06Speaker 4: Pooh?
- 58:07Speaker 1: Okay, I will say I'm gonna I'm gonna say the
- 58:09Speaker 1: Bank of America building.
- 58:11Speaker 7: You are correct?
- 58:14Speaker 1: Wait, wait a minute, real quick? How do we know
- 58:16Speaker 1: that he chimed in? First?
- 58:18Speaker 5: It sounded like because I didn't.
- 58:19Speaker 2: I got big lips and you can hear the pooh
- 58:21Speaker 2: has nothing to do with it.
- 58:23Speaker 1: The pooh.
- 58:24Speaker 5: Honestly, I think it was pooh.
- 58:26Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 58:26Speaker 7: I think you gotta be a little louder though too.
- 58:30Speaker 7: Billy was louder.
- 58:32Speaker 1: Well, Billy got a big old mouth.
- 58:35Speaker 2: First of all, we didn't even do trivia getting roasted?
- 58:41Speaker 1: All right?
- 58:41Speaker 2: So who is up one? Which is kind of interesting
- 58:45Speaker 2: that he stepped down early?
- 58:47Speaker 1: All right?
- 58:47Speaker 7: Next question, all right, pay attention to this one. Listen
- 58:51Speaker 7: to the word. How many time zones are there in
- 58:54Speaker 7: the continental United States?
- 58:59Speaker 5: Canvas?
- 59:00Speaker 7: Lord, Candice? That's correct?
- 59:05Speaker 1: Are you serious?
- 59:06Speaker 6: Right now? Yeah?
- 59:07Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 59:08Speaker 7: Okay, Central Mountains? Yeah, and then there's Hawaii, uh and Alaska.
- 59:14Speaker 7: That's what I was thinking about.
- 59:16Speaker 1: That's why would I had it wrong? All right? So
- 59:18Speaker 1: I'm a loser, all right? Next question.
- 59:21Speaker 7: All right, we're gonna move to sports. Okay, good. What
- 59:26Speaker 7: is the nickname of the Dallas Stars.
- 59:29Speaker 1: Mascot Victory Green? That is correct.
- 59:39Speaker 7: Victor debuted in twenty fourteen, and he made his public
- 59:44Speaker 7: debut right across the street at the galleria.
- 59:46Speaker 1: Nice fun fact from Junior.
- 59:49Speaker 7: I like that.
- 59:49Speaker 1: Okay, so it's Junior or well, I mean producer? Who
- 59:53Speaker 1: one one?
- 59:54Speaker 5: And I have two?
- 59:55Speaker 1: And I have zero?
- 59:57Speaker 7: And there's two questions?
- 59:58Speaker 1: Now I hate this game.
- 1:00:00Speaker 7: Come on, all right, I'm gonna move on to the
- 1:00:02Speaker 7: food category.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: Oh god?
- 1:00:04Speaker 7: Oh yes, which fruit has varieties named honey, crisp, Gala
- 1:00:09Speaker 7: and Philly?
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: That was definitely billy apples? You got it? Yes? Okay,
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: oh wait a minute, Wait a minute.
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: There's one more question, and it's basically tie between Pooh
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: and I.
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: Is so candics is safe?
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: You could really just not even play anymore and you're.
- 1:00:32Speaker 4: Good exactly, But I want to play.
- 1:00:34Speaker 7: But that will be a tie though, because then if
- 1:00:36Speaker 7: you were who get it? It's too too Yeah us
- 1:00:42Speaker 7: me versus Pooh.
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go. Whoever loses has to spin the wheel
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: of misfortune? Oh god? Okay, yeah, all right, here we go.
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: How about how about a music question. Yeah, yeah, yes, really, okay,
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: all right, here we go.
- 1:00:57Speaker 7: How many strings does US standard guitar have?
- 1:01:02Speaker 4: Cane?
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: Oh?
- 1:01:04Speaker 5: Six?
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: Right, that's correct. You can't win, you're not playing. Okay,
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: you already won. We didn't. Okay, you're smart. Oh god, alright,
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: it's poo.
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: Versa I and I was going to get that one.
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have got it too. I was just
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: about to say my name.
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: Okay, next question, people, whatever, whatever questions you want. Now
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: he's gonna say that you cheated by giving a music question.
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine. Okay, right, all right, let's uh, don't
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: don't tell me.
- 1:01:41Speaker 7: Okay, what how about another sports question? Okay, go ahead.
- 1:01:44Speaker 7: I think you all are good at sports. Come on, Billy,
- 1:01:46Speaker 7: how many? And there's another one where you got pay
- 1:01:48Speaker 7: attention to what I'm saying?
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
- 1:01:50Speaker 7: How many outs are there in one half inning of baseball?
- 1:01:55Speaker 7: And a half an inning of baseball?
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: How many outs and a half inn? Half a poo pooh? Two? No,
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: no question, it's gotta be three.
- 1:02:14Speaker 7: That's correct.
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: Three, Yeah, so is pooh.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: The loser, the loser.
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: You will have misfortune, people have to spend Oh my god,
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: thank god, my brain is not working on a Monday.
- 1:02:35Speaker 7: Each team gets up that bat, three ounces out.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: Yeah, super easy.
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: I was overthinking it attention to the word. Okay, all right,
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: producer poo, are you ready?
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: All this awful stuff. You will spin the wheel of misfortune?
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: Coming up? Next Wheel of misfortune.
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: And don't forget we got Weezer tickets coming up.
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: We'll do that. I mean, wow, we got that coming
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: up next, Weezer tickets. Why two came Monday? I'm mixed
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: one or two point nine? We got those tickets.
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: All day we played Wheel of Misfortune.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: I'm just not upset. I'm just not happy with the
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: way this went down. We did a little trivia game.
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: Whoever losers on the show and we're doing this all
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: week has to pay up and spin the wheel.
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: And there's a bunch of awful things on the wheel.
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: Who is the luckiest human on earth?
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: It happens to land on the one slot that has
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: passed the yell, which means he can pass the losses
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: somebody else who's he.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: Passed it to? Is me? Not your boy? Not anymore.
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: I knew he wasn't gonna pass it to Candice, though,
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: So now I have to spin the wheel.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: Which don't forget.
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: I hope you never forget this because when I do
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: something ridiculous for paybacks, Poo, I'll remember this hashtag.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: Never forget. Now I'm gonna spin the wheel of misfortune.
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: Oh my god on a Monday. My brain is foggy
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: and trivia. I should have won. I mean I should
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: have like won one one, but I was slow. Me
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: and Poo were like nahing else.
- 1:04:00Speaker 4: For going to Vegas.
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: Yeah, here we go.
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: I hope it lands on. Ride a razor scooter all day.
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: I can deal with riding that. That's embarrassing.
- 1:04:10Speaker 4: That sounds fun.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: Yeah, or here we go, talk like a pirate. Here
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: we go. No, it has landed on. No, no, no,
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: no things we're to land on. It has landed on.
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: Why why nervous?
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: Massage poos rolls. You gotta be kidding me.
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: Some gloves just in case it was me.
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: Do you want to Yes, I have the worst luck ever.
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: You mean to tell me right and early on a Monday.
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: I have to massage the rolls on the back of
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: Pooh's head. You have to be kidding me, And that
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: sucks because I want a can is so bad to get.
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: That one that means.
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: That's gonna be off the wheel now, So you gotta
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: be kidding. I'm kind of glad though it happened, because
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: at least this is not fun for him. No, it's
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: not like he kind of secretly my life whatever is.
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: Just make some barbecue. I can't believe in it.
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: Me. If you don't know who has at least three
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: rolls on the back of his head, They've been there
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: for years.
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: They're very volumptuous, They're extra volumptuous.
- 1:05:36Speaker 5: Today, very popular.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: How long do I have to do this?
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: We have.
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: Come on, not that long, guys.
- 1:05:45Speaker 4: Just one song and I gotta use.
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: Baby Oil one. I'm gonna throw up. Okay, you know what?
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: Should we? Should we instagram live this?
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: For sure.
- 1:06:00Speaker 5: I need to open this.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: Okay, you know what what.
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: Fine, Let's go live on Insta. Do you want to
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: go live on Instagram?
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, she's opening the baby Oil. Let's do it.
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: Let's go live at.
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: Mixed one O two nine FM, follow us and go live.
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: We'll do it next. Cannas I'll do I got Weezer
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: tickets to give away. I'll do that next and I'll
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: start rubbing rolls right now. But just let me do
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: it on Instagram. I'm gonna throw up. I'm seriously sick
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: to my stomach. I do not want to touch him,
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: no offense. Pooh, yeah, I just good. I don't want
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: to touch another man's roles.
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: Yeah, how you think I feel?
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: Okay, go follow us, Candis you want to go live
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: on Instagram, I'll do it. You can tell we're live
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: right now, all right at mixed one O two nine
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: FM on Instagram.
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: I'll rub the rolls next.
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: Yay.
- 1:06:49Speaker 4: Disgusting stories in the morning, only mixed one or two point.
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: If I sound a little discombobulated, it's because I lost
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: the Wheel of Misfortune and I just had to rub
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: Poo's rolls on the back.
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: Of his head.
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: I had to massage them with baby oil and hands.
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: The top three grossest thing that's ever happened to me.
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: And we were live on Instagram. Of course, give us
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: a minute, we'll try to post some of it. It
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: was Cannice is everything that I thought it would be awful,
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: you know, I didn't think it was going to be
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: as gross as it was. But I think it was
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: the fact that, like, they're so smooth, Oh, they're so smooth,
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: and I almost like squishy. Oh, there's so much meat
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: to it that it was just like massage and something
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: very like a snail, almost like a okay, or like
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: a hairless cat. Oh, it was not one of my
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: finer moments, but I am glad I got that out
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: of the wind.
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: Job.
- 1:07:52Speaker 5: Yeah, me too, such a relief.
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: Oh what's going on?
- 1:07:55Speaker 4: Well, we got to talk about this. Over a thousand
- 1:07:57Speaker 4: teachers and forwarth isd have submitted their resignations going into
- 1:08:01Speaker 4: the new school years. So the state took over the
- 1:08:03Speaker 4: district about three months ago. They had, you know, f
- 1:08:07Speaker 4: reports gratings coming out from multiple schools year over year.
- 1:08:12Speaker 4: The incoming superintendent pledge this would mean good things for teachers,
- 1:08:16Speaker 4: like better pay and better leadership. Teachers leaving say the
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: exact opposite happened, chaotic leadership, intense micromanagement, and difficult working conditions.
- 1:08:25Speaker 4: I guess they said they were given prepackaged lessons and
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: told not to worry about writing their own lesson plans.
- 1:08:31Speaker 4: So basically like a script scripted lessons for the school year.
- 1:08:35Speaker 4: So a lot of teachers you know, said no, this
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: isn't really right for me and are deciding to leave
- 1:08:39Speaker 4: the district.
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: Well, thinking about them. Teachers have it hard enough as
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: it is.
- 1:08:42Speaker 4: Yeah, and the families and parents, you know, getting ready
- 1:08:44Speaker 4: to go back guys. Target just recalled over two hundred
- 1:08:48Speaker 4: thousand pairs of cat and jacket toddler girls sandals. This
- 1:08:51Speaker 4: is because of the plastic pearls on them. They say
- 1:08:54Speaker 4: they can come off and become a choking hazard. So
- 1:08:57Speaker 4: these are ten sandals with gold bucket and decorative pearl
- 1:09:01Speaker 4: sizes five T to twelve T. They were sold at
- 1:09:04Speaker 4: Target stores nationwide and online from January to May of
- 1:09:08Speaker 4: this year for around twenty dollars. So if you do
- 1:09:10Speaker 4: have those sandals, just to heads up, that's a scary
- 1:09:13Speaker 4: thing when you have, you know, a little one with
- 1:09:15Speaker 4: something that we've become a choking hazard.
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: No, that's the last thing you need.
- 1:09:18Speaker 4: Yeah, And we were talking about the World Cup earlier
- 1:09:20Speaker 4: this morning. FIFA now says they're selling the grass from
- 1:09:24Speaker 4: the World Cup final match yesterday. So basically what they're
- 1:09:28Speaker 4: selling is is six inch square of grass from MetLife Stadium.
- 1:09:32Speaker 4: It sells for four hundred and fifty dollars. They're only
- 1:09:35Speaker 4: going to be shipping to Europe and the US, so
- 1:09:37Speaker 4: if you want a piece of the field from yesterday.
- 1:09:40Speaker 4: You can get it?
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: How much did you say?
- 1:09:41Speaker 5: Four hundred and fifty dollars for?
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: Like, I mean it's just a small patch. But I
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: thought to myself, how are you going to keep it alive?
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: It's in a glass case. You have to take it
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: out and water it.
- 1:09:49Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if they've like put some kind
- 1:09:51Speaker 4: of preservative on it to like, you know, I don't know,
- 1:09:54Speaker 4: protect it.
- 1:09:54Speaker 5: But yeah, it's in a little glass case.
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: I'm not going to say it's stupid because people like
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: unique souvenirs and they're so passionate about the World Cup.
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: I mean, whatever you want to spend your money on.
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: But I mean I've bought two stupid stuff, So I.
- 1:10:07Speaker 4: Mean you got me when you told me you bought
- 1:10:09Speaker 4: a piece of Princess Diana's wedding cake, which I did.
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: This is six maybe one of the top three dumbest
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: purchases I've ever made. Actually, you know what, No, I'm
- 1:10:18Speaker 2: glad I did. Yeah it were you No, probably not.
- 1:10:21Speaker 2: It was a small piece, but I don't know why
- 1:10:24Speaker 2: I bought it. I found it online and yet it's
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: a small When I say it's a small piece, I'm
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: talking about the size of my thumbnail.
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's small. But it's a piece of her
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: wedding cake from her wedding from the Royal Wedding.
- 1:10:34Speaker 4: Is it smashed between two pieces of glass or like, how.
- 1:10:37Speaker 2: Do they It's in a small case and with a
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: little plaque and it says a piece of wedding cake
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: from Princess Diana's way.
- 1:10:46Speaker 5: The fact that you just admitted that again is my favorite.
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: Can I be honest?
- 1:10:50Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: I had a little problem during COVID where I like
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: to how do I put this drink and shop online?
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: Okay, and I'd have a few drinks and then it
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: I'd be like, I need that.
- 1:11:01Speaker 5: That's shark tooth.
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: Yeah, no dinosaur tooth? Oh dinosaur either way. Piece of
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: the Titanic?
- 1:11:08Speaker 5: Yeah, do you have a piece of the Titanic?
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: I do?
- 1:11:10Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: But I wasn't even drunk. Okay, that was before I
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: saw the movie. I bought a piece. It's actually a
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: really cool piece. It's signed by Leonardo DiCaprio. Is it
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: really Kate Winsley?
- 1:11:20Speaker 4: Okay, just tell me, did you pay more or less
- 1:11:22Speaker 4: than this piece of grass?
- 1:11:23Speaker 5: Corosts four fifty more?
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: Sound was proud of it.
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not happy about my a lot of my
- 1:11:32Speaker 2: financial decisions.
- 1:11:33Speaker 5: We're going to turn off your WiFi.
- 1:11:35Speaker 4: Thank you, all right, I'm Candasloppez. Those are your Texas
- 1:11:38Speaker 4: Top stories on Dirty Little Secrets.
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: On NIX one O two point nine.
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: Bairey to kid Canda, Slowpans producer Phoo, if you've got
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: a secret eight three three seven eight seven one O
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: two nine and now my secret forever is going to
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: be a misogyn on the man's roles.
- 1:11:55Speaker 5: That's a secret on the back of his head video.
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's old studio, smells like baby oil
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: and a cheap candle.
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: Yeah, because in a cheap candle wheel a misfortune I lost.
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: I had to massage the back of Poo's head and
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: that was top three grossest things I've ever had to do.
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: It's not a cheap candle. What is it, Poo, It's
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: it's two blond brothers. Dude, this is pretty expensive. Wait
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: what too? Blind? That's the brand? That's your candle? Yeah,
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: you brought that in for this. I've had no, I've
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: had it in the other studio. You know how. I'm
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: a candle freak, so yeah, Candas doesn't like those candles. Toxic.
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: Everything's toxic?
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: Are they cannis? Are those really toxic candles?
- 1:12:37Speaker 4: Some of them are? Yeah?
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: Is that why you don't burn candles?
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: Are?
- 1:12:39Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: Candis is so wow?
- 1:12:41Speaker 4: Everything's topics.
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: Now do you smell this baby oil?
- 1:12:47Speaker 4: Toxic?
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: Discuss?
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: Is it?
- 1:12:49Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: Great? Everything's toxic? All right?
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: If you got a secret eight three to three seven
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: eight seven one o two nine, go ahead, now you
- 1:12:57Speaker 2: have one.
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: So what's up?
- 1:12:59Speaker 6: And I know this makes me sound like a terrible person,
- 1:13:02Speaker 6: but I am addicted to flirting with married men. And
- 1:13:07Speaker 6: before everyone breaks out, I only everyone jumping down my
- 1:13:10Speaker 6: throat on this one. But let me just say I
- 1:13:11Speaker 6: have never ever hooked up with a single one of them,
- 1:13:15Speaker 6: not even a kiss. That's where I draw the line.
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: Never.
- 1:13:17Speaker 6: But right, but that being said, I do know what
- 1:13:22Speaker 6: I'm doing is messed.
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: Up, So okay, very unique situation. Why married men?
- 1:13:30Speaker 6: I mean, I've just gotten this weird rush from seeing
- 1:13:35Speaker 6: if I could get a married man to take the bait,
- 1:13:37Speaker 6: and I've been doing it for years now. I'll start,
- 1:13:41Speaker 6: you know, with just an innocent conversation and be a
- 1:13:44Speaker 6: little extra friendly, maybe throw out a compliment or two
- 1:13:47Speaker 6: and just wait, and you know, the second he starts
- 1:13:50Speaker 6: crossing a line or you know, trying to chase me,
- 1:13:54Speaker 6: it's over. I ghost him completely, I disappear.
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: So god so as soon as he takes the bait
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: and he goes and you know, okay, I got him on,
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: I got him locked down.
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: That's when you're like, bye, the thrill is over.
- 1:14:07Speaker 6: The thrill is over, like it never ever, you know, happened.
- 1:14:11Speaker 6: Because I'm like I said, I'm not trying to break
- 1:14:13Speaker 6: up anybody's marriage. But I don't know if there's just
- 1:14:16Speaker 6: something you know that there's a particular rush from getting
- 1:14:20Speaker 6: a married man to do it. I have tried doing
- 1:14:22Speaker 6: the same thing with single guys, but it just doesn't
- 1:14:24Speaker 6: give me the same feeling. And I don't know exactly why.
- 1:14:27Speaker 6: There is just something about proving to myself that a
- 1:14:31Speaker 6: married man would risk it all just for the attention.
- 1:14:34Speaker 6: You know, It's like some kind of sick game that
- 1:14:36Speaker 6: I play in my head. And I really hate admitting that,
- 1:14:39Speaker 6: but you know, it is my dirty little secret.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: No, I appreciate you being honest with us.
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: I do, even though it's sometimes hard to hear, because
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: I know if anyone's married, like Cannas is married, you're like, dude, no.
- 1:14:48Speaker 5: This is absolutely cringe. It's given me like right, like,
- 1:14:52Speaker 5: but I.
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: Almost feel like you can't control it.
- 1:14:54Speaker 6: Well, I mean I am kind of trying to get
- 1:14:56Speaker 6: to the bottom of that. I actually am in therapy
- 1:14:59Speaker 6: because I I know this isn't normal, but plus it's
- 1:15:02Speaker 6: you know, everyone could use an impartial party to talk to.
- 1:15:05Speaker 6: But my therapist says it's about validation and control, and
- 1:15:10Speaker 6: while she's probably right, I just, you know, I feel
- 1:15:16Speaker 6: like I just need to I don't know, is this
- 1:15:17Speaker 6: so crazy because I don't even enjoy hurting people, and
- 1:15:20Speaker 6: I know that, like the risk of hurting people doing
- 1:15:22Speaker 6: this is like really high. I just get addicted to
- 1:15:25Speaker 6: that moment when you know they choose to chase me.
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: Yeah, son, And you probably don't care about hurting a
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: married man who's gonna, you know, be unfaithful.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: You're like, who cares about his feelings?
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: So as long as you're not cheating, you don't feel
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: like you're hurting the woman in that marriage.
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: Right, Okay?
- 1:15:42Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know. I just think that beyond it
- 1:15:45Speaker 6: being weird and it's kind of unexplainable and kind of
- 1:15:49Speaker 6: something that I do at this point feel like I
- 1:15:52Speaker 6: don't really have control over. I do think that I've
- 1:15:56Speaker 6: ruined my own chances of having a healthy relationship because
- 1:15:59Speaker 6: of this.
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: Wow, everyone else is.
- 1:16:02Speaker 6: I mean, if I'm out here just busy playing this
- 1:16:06Speaker 6: stupid game you know that never ends, instead of you know,
- 1:16:09Speaker 6: looking for someone real and something real, you know, I
- 1:16:12Speaker 6: feel like I'm really, you know, risking my chances of
- 1:16:15Speaker 6: ever having a healthy relationship, which I do honestly want
- 1:16:18Speaker 6: so well.
- 1:16:20Speaker 2: I mean, I think the good news is you know
- 1:16:21Speaker 2: that it's a problem. You're going to therapy for it,
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: right there.
- 1:16:27Speaker 6: Is, I guess, yeah. The first, you know, way of
- 1:16:29Speaker 6: overcoming the problem is admitting that you have one.
- 1:16:31Speaker 2: Like if I'm a psychologist, the first question I'm asking
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: is did a married man hurt you? Like in the past,
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: did a married man hurt you or lead you on
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: or anything anything like that that can you could think
- 1:16:42Speaker 2: of that goes This is why I do.
- 1:16:43Speaker 6: This, I like, not romantically. I mean, I guess you
- 1:16:49Speaker 6: could say I have some abandonment issues. I am a
- 1:16:52Speaker 6: product of divorce, But you know, I don't think that's
- 1:16:55Speaker 6: enough to a lot of people get divorced out there,
- 1:16:57Speaker 6: you know, not everyone that's out here trying to games
- 1:17:00Speaker 6: like married men into you know, doing something untoward outside
- 1:17:04Speaker 6: of their marriage and then leaving them, you know, so
- 1:17:06Speaker 6: you never know.
- 1:17:07Speaker 5: That need for validation comes from somewhere.
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: That's what I would think, definitely does.
- 1:17:12Speaker 4: It's like people who scroll and scroll on the internet
- 1:17:14Speaker 4: and never socialize because they're getting like some kind of
- 1:17:17Speaker 4: brain trigger of validation when they see something exciting online.
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: Well, I guess, good, good, that you're getting help, because
- 1:17:25Speaker 2: I do think at the end of the day, you
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: want to be happy, and if this is not making you,
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: it's hurting your chances of being in a real relationship,
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: then nobody wants.
- 1:17:31Speaker 5: That because you're distracted by this, right right.
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: I think everybody can relate.
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: Everybody can relate, I think a little bit to the
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: desire of wanting to get chased or pursued. Yeah, so
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: I get that part. I just don't understand the married
- 1:17:45Speaker 2: man part, right because.
- 1:17:46Speaker 4: I wouldn't be putting myself in a situation where I'm
- 1:17:49Speaker 4: around married men, you know, to.
- 1:17:51Speaker 5: Be able to execute this thing.
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: It is. But I think that's the part where it's like, oh,
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: not only is this a man, this guy has a
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: whole life, but he wants me. Yeah, you know, and
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: he's willing to risk it all, so hey, it's a
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: non judgment zone. Thank you so much for your confession, though.
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: It means a lot that you called us and let
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: us know what happens, and hopefully you can stop this absolutely.
- 1:18:12Speaker 6: Thank you so much for having me on.
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: You're welcome. Listen. You want something you can't have.
- 1:18:17Speaker 2: Yeah, and some people get an absolute rush out of that, right,
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: whether it's right or wrong.
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: And yeah, she does, and I don't like it.
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: About to get out of here, thank god, because I
- 1:18:27Speaker 2: need to go home and shower immediately, shout and douse
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: myself in clorox.
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: It's mixed one or two point nine.
- 1:18:35Speaker 2: And Billy the Kid cannielow Pez producer Pooh, I lost
- 1:18:37Speaker 2: to Wielim his fortune today. I had a massage Pooh's
- 1:18:40Speaker 2: rolls on the back of his head and it was
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: oddly much grosser than I ever anticipated. So yeah, I
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: got the L today, even though I didn't lose in trivia.
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: That's the crazy part about the Wielam's fortune. Poo's looks,
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: he spins and he gets past the L and he
- 1:18:55Speaker 2: passes the L to me.
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: Of course he is because we fight like brother of
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: course he's going to do that looking out for your
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: boy today.
- 1:19:02Speaker 4: Yes's your girl is going to have to do that.
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: I so want to. Can't just do that. She brought
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: in gloves just in case.
- 1:19:09Speaker 5: I thought about it.
- 1:19:10Speaker 4: All week and I'm like.
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: Please no, which is kind of offensive to you.
- 1:19:16Speaker 4: Each other.
- 1:19:16Speaker 5: It's just weird.
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: It is weird, but you think I wanted to.
- 1:19:20Speaker 5: It's less weird for you.
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: To offend as long as we've known each other, and.
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: You over here dry even you know what it was.
- 1:19:29Speaker 2: I just don't. I didn't expect that they were going
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: to be so like juicy juicy. They were very squashy.
- 1:19:37Speaker 2: You know how the kids love these needles? Yeah, you
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: could remember. Okay, I have the perfect example, and it's
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: going to be a weird analogy. You remember the things
- 1:19:49Speaker 2: when you were a kid. They were like almost like
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: a balloon, water balloon, but they would be like a
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: hot dog and they would slip through your hands and.
- 1:19:55Speaker 5: Flower in it.
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's what his roles are. They're plump, kind
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: of slippery pizza.
- 1:20:04Speaker 3: Come on, wow is a good word pizza.
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: So we'll see you tomorrow. We'll do that again.
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: Of course, we'll have another dirty little secret at seven thirty,
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: which I'm excited about because I'm getting ready right now.
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: This guy is unique, that's all.
- 1:20:21Speaker 2: I'm gonna say what he does and why he doesn't
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: want to tell women this because he feels like it'll
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: be a deal breaker. Yeah, he has a very interesting
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: hobby that relaxes him. That'll be dirty.
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: Little secret tomorrow. I know.
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: We'll see you later on. Don't forget. It's why two
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: K Monday so Weezer tickets all day. Zan's gonna have
- 1:20:39Speaker 2: some at three o'clock, so get ready for that. We'll
- 1:20:42Speaker 2: see you tomorrow. Have a great day.
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: Bye.