Latest / Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast / Show #247 Not so Golden Girls with On the Lanai
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of
- 0:03Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
- 0:36Speaker 2: This might just be the greatest day ever. I was
- 0:40Speaker 2: just sitting here jamming in the song and I had
- 0:43Speaker 2: said to stop, get myself mentally ready to start the show.
- 0:46Speaker 2: I look up and I watched Gina just rocking the
- 0:48Speaker 2: fuck out.
- 0:50Speaker 3: It's a killer.
- 0:51Speaker 2: I love it. Oh good, Welcome to b F y
- 0:56Speaker 2: t w's special Golden Girls episode. That's us And who
- 1:02Speaker 2: else would you want to have join us for a
- 1:05Speaker 2: Golden Girls themed episode? Then some Yellowish ladies. No, that
- 1:10Speaker 2: doesn't work. That doesn't work. That definitely doesn't work. They do,
- 1:13Speaker 2: they don't have Jo. They don't know Johnice, they don't
- 1:18Speaker 2: know John. We decided to reach out. We decided to
- 1:23Speaker 2: reach out to the ladies from the on the LUNI podcast.
- 1:27Speaker 4: Yes, yes, feature you got lego people.
- 1:35Speaker 2: Sound legs. But from the ONLINI podcast we have Aaron, Jody, Gina,
- 1:41Speaker 2: and Kristen. I don't know so excited, uh and uh
- 1:49Speaker 2: and I couldn't bear to break you for up. So
- 1:52Speaker 2: it is going to be a severely unbalanced match, the
- 1:56Speaker 2: four of you versus the Dreams. I think this is
- 1:58Speaker 2: the most heavily loved to put up again.
- 2:02Speaker 1: Oh no, you don't know.
- 2:03Speaker 3: No, we there's a chim boobs versus two.
- 2:06Speaker 1: Oh crap, you're right, they got way more boobs than
- 2:10Speaker 1: we do.
- 2:11Speaker 2: All right, So I'm gonna ask you a question. You
- 2:14Speaker 2: ladies have all pretty much already answered this question, but
- 2:16Speaker 2: I am curious to hear from these two, most specifically,
- 2:20Speaker 2: which golden girl do you think you're most like? And
- 2:23Speaker 2: why it's TV. I'll start with you. I know what
- 2:30Speaker 2: answer I have for you, but I want to hear
- 2:32Speaker 2: what you.
- 2:33Speaker 1: Think could be a mix between a mix between Blanche
- 2:38Speaker 1: and Rose.
- 2:41Speaker 2: Together that that feels fairly accurate. You don't have a
- 2:46Speaker 2: trace of a Southern accent, so I don't like you're blow.
- 2:54Speaker 1: Blows. Okay, hold on online.
- 2:59Speaker 5: I like change my pitch.
- 3:01Speaker 2: That's fantastic. What about you? Oh man, I don't know.
- 3:07Speaker 2: I guess.
- 3:08Speaker 5: I guess Rose but more but not just says she's
- 3:11Speaker 5: like the more comedic one, but because she's more airheady,
- 3:15Speaker 5: I do tend to maybe tend to be I do
- 3:19Speaker 5: tend to be a loof.
- 3:19Speaker 2: I don't think of Roses being a loof. I don't
- 3:23Speaker 2: She does not put on airs like she's above it.
- 3:26Speaker 2: Really no, A loof doesn't meant.
- 3:29Speaker 3: To she knows what she's doing.
- 3:31Speaker 4: Ye know, there's she's she can be a lot.
- 3:39Speaker 3: Yeah see pictures of his tennis skirt.
- 3:45Speaker 2: That can be a lot too.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Hey five bucks, dude, I like okay.
- 3:49Speaker 5: Uh and I gotta talk to my buddy. He said
- 3:52Speaker 5: those wouldn't get out.
- 3:54Speaker 2: And for the the on line eye ladies, I guess
- 3:58Speaker 2: we'll start with Aaron. I. I know you know who
- 4:01Speaker 2: you claim to be most like, but just for our
- 4:04Speaker 2: listener's sake, when you tell us which golden girl you
- 4:07Speaker 2: are most spiritually connected to, let's say.
- 4:12Speaker 4: I feel like it's pretty obvious. So I want to
- 4:14Speaker 4: know if you three want to just guess which one
- 4:17Speaker 4: I am?
- 4:18Speaker 2: I mean Dorothy Dorothy. Come on, Dorothy's.
- 4:24Speaker 4: The gay cook in one episode.
- 4:27Speaker 2: Come on, But do you personally feel a connection to
- 4:32Speaker 2: Dorothy yourself?
- 4:34Speaker 4: I do, I do. I am. I am the person
- 4:37Speaker 4: that's always going to go for that like Zinger and
- 4:39Speaker 4: I have a banter relationship with my mom and also
- 4:43Speaker 4: with my show mom as well. Who will eventually say
- 4:48Speaker 4: who she is? But no, I've I've always I've always
- 4:54Speaker 4: been a Dorothy like prior to this show from.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Fair enough, fair enough? Uh? And next I will ask Jody, Hi, Jody,
- 5:08Speaker 2: which which golden girl do you feel you're most liking?
- 5:11Speaker 6: Why a Blanche because she's got the smallest tits on
- 5:18Speaker 6: the show and I've got the biggest tits on the podcast.
- 5:22Speaker 3: That's fair.
- 5:26Speaker 2: Okay, all right, yeah, there's there, There is a logic there.
- 5:29Speaker 1: You're right, I'm loving this episode together.
- 5:33Speaker 4: You make two beautiful thighsed handful cups of boobs, you
- 5:39Speaker 4: and the real Bland with no titties you would give
- 5:43Speaker 4: you'd help fill her out or feel her up?
- 5:49Speaker 7: No, I don't.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Next, I will jump to Kristin high Kristen so excited
- 5:56Speaker 2: to have you on the show. Finally, it's exciting. It's
- 6:00Speaker 2: very exciting. And uh, and which golden girl are do
- 6:04Speaker 2: you feel you are most like?
- 6:05Speaker 3: And why Rose?
- 6:07Speaker 8: Because everybody thinks I'm so sweet.
- 6:12Speaker 1: But only your friends know the truth.
- 6:16Speaker 4: White eight o'clock in the morning the day after she
- 6:20Speaker 4: gets back to work and someone's touched her stuff while
- 6:23Speaker 4: she's been out.
- 6:30Speaker 2: And that leaves Gina from Amala and I and The
- 6:34Speaker 2: Fink Show as well.
- 6:35Speaker 3: Hi, Gina, I clearly Sophia younger than Aaron, but I'm
- 6:45Speaker 3: playing older than and we can be snipping at each
- 6:48Speaker 3: other and still love each other. And now I need
- 6:51Speaker 3: to start calling you pussy Cat.
- 6:57Speaker 4: Desperately. Would love forever in town same time for Halloween
- 7:01Speaker 4: to be Sonny and Share, which we haven't got to
- 7:04Speaker 4: that episode.
- 7:04Speaker 2: Yet for.
- 7:07Speaker 4: I would love to do that costume with you the
- 7:10Speaker 4: height difference.
- 7:12Speaker 2: All right, well, shall we play some games games?
- 7:16Speaker 1: Yes, I think we should get.
- 7:18Speaker 2: To We've got three Golden Girls team games here to play.
- 7:22Speaker 2: Whichever team winds up with the most points at the
- 7:24Speaker 2: end of the episode wins. Oh, I didn't do myself.
- 7:26Speaker 2: I am pantss Hearin and I am I am Oh God.
- 7:32Speaker 2: The one thing I'm not is Blanche. I'm just going
- 7:34Speaker 2: to discard that right now. I also tend to lean
- 7:38Speaker 2: more Dorothy, but I think I have hints of Rose
- 7:41Speaker 2: as well. Okay, I'm a DROs just like Drowse. Anyway,
- 7:51Speaker 2: that's gonna be my my suggestion. Let's play some games.
- 7:55Speaker 2: Like I said, there are three games here. Our first
- 7:57Speaker 2: game is going to be worth one episode point. It
- 7:59Speaker 2: is called code Names. Uh, this is a very fun game.
- 8:02Speaker 2: I've got twenty Oh sorry, Gina. Oh, Gina is just
- 8:06Speaker 2: miming one point, yes, one point, very good, thank you.
- 8:12Speaker 2: Yet our first name is called code names. There are
- 8:15Speaker 2: twenty facts about four different either famous people or fictional characters.
- 8:22Speaker 2: All you have to do is tell me which famous
- 8:24Speaker 2: person or fictional character the statement is about. There is, however,
- 8:27Speaker 2: one catch. You cannot ever use their actual names. You
- 8:33Speaker 2: must describe them by their code names. So, for example,
- 8:37Speaker 2: if the fact or statement I give you is about
- 8:40Speaker 2: ja Ja Gabor, You're going to say Dorothy instead. If
- 8:47Speaker 2: I say the fact is about Joey from Friends, then
- 8:51Speaker 2: you're going to say Rose. If the fact is about
- 8:56Speaker 2: the character Chiana from Fire Farscape, you're gonna say Blanche.
- 9:02Speaker 2: And if the fact is true about Maambi Alic, you're
- 9:07Speaker 2: gonna say Sophia.
- 9:10Speaker 7: We have to know who any of these people are
- 9:11Speaker 7: to play?
- 9:12Speaker 4: No wait, sorry, can you list?
- 9:17Speaker 2: I am? I was going to anyway, but let's do
- 9:19Speaker 2: it so once once again, and this is the last
- 9:23Speaker 2: time anyone aside from me is allowed to say these names.
- 9:27Speaker 2: Jejah Gabor is now Dorothy, Joey Tribiani from Friends is
- 9:33Speaker 2: now Rose. Chiana from Far Scape the sci fi television
- 9:38Speaker 2: show is now Blanche and Maambi Alic from Blossom and
- 9:46Speaker 2: the Big Bang theory is now Sophia got that?
- 9:52Speaker 4: All right?
- 9:54Speaker 5: This isna get confusing at all.
- 9:57Speaker 2: Anal and I group, you have the choice, would you
- 10:01Speaker 2: like the first set of answers or would you like
- 10:04Speaker 2: the second?
- 10:08Speaker 4: What do you guys think?
- 10:09Speaker 3: What do you think? Second?
- 10:12Speaker 2: Make the boys go first? Yeah? Alright, so I'm gonna
- 10:18Speaker 2: give you the statement. You can take some time to
- 10:20Speaker 2: deliberate between you, and then I want you to give
- 10:22Speaker 2: me an answer. Here's the first statement. They start easy
- 10:27Speaker 2: and they get harder. Okay, first statement hosted Jeopardy.
- 10:33Speaker 1: Okay, I know this one, Augie. It's uh, we can't
- 10:37Speaker 1: say them person is, so we gotta say Sophia. So
- 10:40Speaker 1: this one's gonna be Sophia. We want to lock in
- 10:42Speaker 1: and sir.
- 10:43Speaker 2: You think Sofia hosted Jeopardy.
- 10:45Speaker 1: Correct amazing episode two.
- 10:48Speaker 2: That's a point. Sophia did in fact host Jeopardy.
- 10:50Speaker 1: Well, then it's like the best Jeopardy ever one.
- 10:56Speaker 2: All right, to the girls. Your statement got out of
- 11:00Speaker 2: a broken relationship by sleeping with her boyfriend's son. Talk
- 11:08Speaker 2: it over, Doro.
- 11:11Speaker 7: I have no idea.
- 11:12Speaker 3: I don't know anything about Giana does anybody. Oh I can't.
- 11:18Speaker 2: I am sorry. You have just lost the points. Fuck
- 11:23Speaker 2: so so uh yeah, you were on the right track.
- 11:28Speaker 2: The correct answer was Blanche. Blanche did indeed get out
- 11:31Speaker 2: of a broken relationship by sleeping with her boyfriend's son.
- 11:35Speaker 2: No point, Be careful, I'm going to go back to
- 11:38Speaker 2: the boy. There are plenty of these. You still plenty
- 11:40Speaker 2: of time to catch up. Stevie. Here is your next
- 11:44Speaker 2: statement for the boys. Appeared in the background of a
- 11:48Speaker 2: porn film? Oh hell, which one of the Golden Girls
- 11:53Speaker 2: appeared in the background of horn film?
- 11:56Speaker 3: I believe.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Herself.
- 12:00Speaker 2: Believe it was Rose?
- 12:03Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I believe. We're gonna go with Rose.
- 12:07Speaker 2: Do you think Rose appeared in the background of.
- 12:08Speaker 1: A porn Yeah, like she didn't even know she was there.
- 12:12Speaker 2: You are correct. Rose did appear in the background of
- 12:14Speaker 2: a porn film. She did appear there. She was going
- 12:17Speaker 2: to actually perform but then couldn't, so just kept a
- 12:21Speaker 2: speaking role and stayed in the background. Did not did
- 12:25Speaker 2: not participate, did not participate? Oh my god, these are
- 12:29Speaker 2: the Lost Golden Girls episodes. All right, ladies, here's your
- 12:35Speaker 2: next statement. Silver Girls has been infected with a has
- 12:40Speaker 2: been infected with a sexually transmitted disease for years.
- 12:47Speaker 4: Sorry, can you read that again? I was making a
- 12:49Speaker 4: vaginal wetness joke.
- 12:53Speaker 2: As apparently was. I has been infected with a sexually
- 12:57Speaker 2: transmitted disease for years.
- 13:05Speaker 3: I have no idea.
- 13:07Speaker 4: I think I'd like to guess Sophia if it's okay
- 13:10Speaker 4: with the other ladies.
- 13:11Speaker 3: Okay, I'm with you.
- 13:13Speaker 2: Sure, So ladies are going with Sophia. Sophia, it's actually Blanche.
- 13:23Speaker 2: Oh it's Blanch. Yeah, Blanch is the most.
- 13:26Speaker 4: Don't want to show I missed.
- 13:29Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I tried to make it easy by making
- 13:31Speaker 2: the ones about plant to theoretically.
- 13:35Speaker 1: I don't know that show.
- 13:36Speaker 2: But apparently apparently you didn't get that. That's okay. That
- 13:39Speaker 2: will not.
- 13:40Speaker 7: Just sounds like a lot of questions about me.
- 13:45Speaker 2: No, no, no points to the girls yet. Uh and
- 13:52Speaker 2: just be aware that will changes we go on. These
- 13:54Speaker 2: do get harder. So uh, here is the next statement
- 13:59Speaker 2: for the boys. For the boys, gentleman has been married
- 14:04Speaker 2: nine times?
- 14:05Speaker 1: Oh, I know that one.
- 14:07Speaker 3: Give easy.
- 14:07Speaker 1: I don't you don't know that he's young. You might
- 14:11Speaker 1: not know this. I believe it's Dorothy because Dorothy was
- 14:17Speaker 1: like all about like tossing it around for her own
- 14:20Speaker 1: like like famous.
- 14:22Speaker 3: Stuff, tossing it around a technical term.
- 14:30Speaker 7: Ever seen vagina do that?
- 14:34Speaker 3: No? Not even in the best porn.
- 14:37Speaker 4: Is it magnetic?
- 14:38Speaker 2: It's the worst, extremely gifted? Like, gentlemen, did you did
- 14:47Speaker 2: you come to an answer or not?
- 14:51Speaker 1: I think we should just say it with Dorothy.
- 14:52Speaker 2: I really really do. All right, the boys think it's Dorothy.
- 14:56Speaker 2: It is Dorothy absolutely has been married nine times. Well done. Uh, ladies,
- 15:01Speaker 2: here's your next statement. Appeared on Law and Order as
- 15:05Speaker 2: a corpse.
- 15:09Speaker 4: Due.
- 15:09Speaker 3: This is a great job, that Rose. That's what I
- 15:14Speaker 3: wanted to say. What do you girls think? Okay, we're
- 15:19Speaker 3: going Rose.
- 15:20Speaker 2: Ladies are going with Rose and it is Rose. Well done.
- 15:23Speaker 2: That's pointful, ladies. Hell yeah, Okay. The next statement for
- 15:27Speaker 2: the boys family consists of Jewish immigrants who lived in
- 15:32Speaker 2: the Bronx, which one of the Golden Girls. Is this
- 15:38Speaker 2: true about.
- 15:40Speaker 1: Ali? Do you have an opinion or not?
- 15:42Speaker 3: Really?
- 15:44Speaker 9: It's one of two.
- 15:45Speaker 1: Okay, I'm thinking Sophia, I'll go with that. Okay, really sweet, Okay,
- 15:52Speaker 1: we're going.
- 15:55Speaker 2: I love that you double check, so you're going, Sophia.
- 15:58Speaker 2: My teammate agreed with me.
- 16:00Speaker 3: This is weird.
- 16:01Speaker 2: Uh, you're never gonna believe this. Sophia is the correct
- 16:05Speaker 2: answer to that. Sophia's family consisted of Jewish immigrants who
- 16:08Speaker 2: have lived in the Bronx. Well done. We're on to
- 16:12Speaker 2: the next statement for the ladies. Is an ordained minister?
- 16:20Speaker 2: Which one of these four is an ordained minister?
- 16:23Speaker 7: No? No, no, no, Rose Rose Rose.
- 16:26Speaker 2: Okay, uh oh, there's some descent. But have we come
- 16:33Speaker 2: to a conclusion. Yes, everyone's going with Rose. Girls will
- 16:37Speaker 2: go with Rose. It is Rose. Rose is an ordained minister.
- 16:41Speaker 2: Well done.
- 16:42Speaker 5: Cool, all right, back to the boys.
- 16:47Speaker 2: Cebe Augie once played a Batman villain.
- 16:53Speaker 3: Oh, come on, you should have taken the first.
- 17:00Speaker 1: Yeah, Dorothy, it would have to be cool. We're gonna
- 17:07Speaker 1: go with Dorothy.
- 17:08Speaker 2: You're going with Dorothy. It is Dorothy. Well done.
- 17:13Speaker 1: Oh it's not the others.
- 17:15Speaker 3: Do you have the name of the villain?
- 17:16Speaker 2: I didn't think it was that easy, but apparently it is.
- 17:19Speaker 2: I do not, but she heard a late episode of
- 17:22Speaker 2: the Batman TV Show with Adam West. Yes, yeah, I
- 17:32Speaker 2: think it's fair to say she didn't like make a splash.
- 17:35Speaker 2: That's this particular villain, and I believe it was only
- 17:39Speaker 2: one episode. Okay, so back to the ladies for your
- 17:43Speaker 2: next statement, went fully blind? Really, which one of the
- 17:50Speaker 2: Golden Girls went fully blind? Man?
- 17:55Speaker 3: Would Blanch? You think? Since I don't know anything about Blanche,
- 18:05Speaker 3: what do you ladies.
- 18:09Speaker 7: Like visually? Dorothy?
- 18:10Speaker 3: Is Dorothy is?
- 18:14Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 18:14Speaker 7: I know, I said, I only know who visually?
- 18:17Speaker 3: Oh, I say, oh.
- 18:18Speaker 4: Wait, did did Dorothy in real life go blind?
- 18:25Speaker 8: Well? That's what I'm trying to think, because I know
- 18:27Speaker 8: there was like diabetes. I could have sworn there was
- 18:29Speaker 8: a loss of a limb, but I don't know about
- 18:31Speaker 8: the eyesight.
- 18:33Speaker 1: Bats.
- 18:36Speaker 3: I'd just like to say Dorothy played Minerva Mayhem, but
- 18:42Speaker 3: I'm not.
- 18:44Speaker 1: Okay, I know.
- 18:46Speaker 3: Yeah, So do you want to go Dorothy? Is that
- 18:50Speaker 3: what you guys want to do? Sure, we're gonna go Dorothy.
- 18:56Speaker 2: Bob, you're going with Dorothy. I was hoping you would
- 19:00Speaker 2: have learned by now if you don't know, it's probably Blanche.
- 19:03Speaker 2: And it is Blanche. Blanche went fully blind. So no
- 19:07Speaker 2: point for ladies on that one. Let's go back to
- 19:09Speaker 2: the boys. Your next statement.
- 19:12Speaker 7: We didn't know any of them went blind?
- 19:13Speaker 2: So yeah, no, that's fair, Yeah, that's fair here, but
- 19:16Speaker 2: none of them did. None of the others did. Anyway,
- 19:19Speaker 2: let's move on to number. The next one for the
- 19:22Speaker 2: Gentleman was second runner up in a beauty pageant.
- 19:28Speaker 1: I got one of those monopoly once.
- 19:32Speaker 3: Got ten dollars, any of them.
- 19:36Speaker 1: I could only spent it at Burger king. Second place
- 19:41Speaker 1: at a beauty contest.
- 19:43Speaker 2: Yep, you no, not second place, second runner up, the
- 19:49Speaker 2: third place.
- 19:49Speaker 1: Oh, he didn't even get the ten dollars.
- 19:55Speaker 4: We got.
- 19:56Speaker 2: The participation trophy was a trophy.
- 19:58Speaker 1: It was a fucking ribbon if troph man, here's a stickers.
- 20:04Speaker 1: You get to stand up here, you got the handclap.
- 20:12Speaker 1: What was the second place? Second runner up, second runner up,
- 20:17Speaker 1: second place, third place? I don't know. I don't know,
- 20:20Speaker 1: and I don't know. So it's either going to be
- 20:22Speaker 1: Rose or Dorothy. Pick one is on you. We lose
- 20:28Speaker 1: because he rose for the last.
- 20:33Speaker 2: You guys think Rose got second runner up a beauty pageant.
- 20:37Speaker 2: It's really funny, but unfortunately it's Dorothy. Dorothy was a
- 20:43Speaker 2: second runner up and a Hungary.
- 20:45Speaker 1: I believe that.
- 20:47Speaker 2: But if I said Hungary, and I feel like that
- 20:49Speaker 2: would have given it away.
- 20:50Speaker 7: Yeah, I've known everyone of theirs.
- 20:54Speaker 2: You should have gone first, should have gone first. Anyway,
- 20:56Speaker 2: that's the mist episode opportunities. Maybe maybe you guys don't
- 20:59Speaker 2: know the rest of these. Here's your next one. Reportedly
- 21:03Speaker 2: unable to decide between sex and food.
- 21:09Speaker 3: Jodie, you don't have to say your name to about it.
- 21:19Speaker 4: I was like, I don't have a grace this week.
- 21:21Speaker 1: I don't know, always stopped playing.
- 21:25Speaker 7: I don't.
- 21:28Speaker 6: I mean, it's that's an accurate answer for three of them.
- 21:36Speaker 4: Well, but for Blanch. He said everyone that was slutty
- 21:43Speaker 4: was going to be about.
- 21:46Speaker 3: You want to say anything.
- 21:47Speaker 2: I also said that was not always going to be
- 21:49Speaker 2: the case.
- 21:54Speaker 7: If it's the one we don't know, it's always going
- 21:58Speaker 7: to be Blanche.
- 22:00Speaker 4: You did say that that's you?
- 22:02Speaker 3: You are you a lying liar who lies there.
- 22:06Speaker 4: Lying? Now did we take a break and the pants
- 22:09Speaker 4: are on fire?
- 22:12Speaker 2: Your arm did not go off there there fully untortured
- 22:16Speaker 2: at the moment.
- 22:17Speaker 8: I was gonna, now that we've been okay, who are
- 22:23Speaker 8: you going on?
- 22:24Speaker 3: I don't know we're saying Blanche.
- 22:27Speaker 2: You are saying easily.
- 22:30Speaker 4: Be Rose, but we're gonna.
- 22:34Speaker 7: We're gonna go with Rose.
- 22:35Speaker 2: You're gonna go with Rose.
- 22:38Speaker 7: I don't know, I don't know.
- 22:44Speaker 4: If it ends, I will say this. If it ends
- 22:46Speaker 4: up being Blanche and you talked us out of it
- 22:49Speaker 4: as the host, you'll hear from our publish.
- 22:54Speaker 2: Sorry, Chris, I.
- 22:56Speaker 8: Think it's Rose.
- 22:58Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking, to be honest.
- 23:00Speaker 1: This is why they break up the podcast.
- 23:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, it's it's totally my fault.
- 23:07Speaker 3: Can I get where are we saying?
- 23:09Speaker 4: I think Jody's right, and I think Christ's right. It's Rose.
- 23:12Speaker 2: Okay, everybody's going with Rose. You're going with Rose? Good?
- 23:15Speaker 2: It is Rose. It's a very funny episode where he
- 23:20Speaker 2: literally could not make up his mind and he eventually
- 23:22Speaker 2: just went, I want girls on bread.
- 23:24Speaker 1: Who doesn't?
- 23:28Speaker 2: So onto the next statement for the Boys Bred Gentlemen
- 23:37Speaker 2: one an episode of Wheel of Fortune.
- 23:41Speaker 1: Oh one an episode.
- 23:43Speaker 2: One an episode of Wheel of Fortune Fortune w N
- 23:48Speaker 2: or w o n? They this person won the episode.
- 23:54Speaker 2: They were the wind.
- 23:55Speaker 1: Okay, So I don't think it's Sophia because she jeopardy.
- 24:01Speaker 1: I doubt it's Blanche as well. I would not be
- 24:05Speaker 1: surprised if it's Rose because they go on some crazy
- 24:08Speaker 1: adventures and I wouldn't be surprised also if it's Dorothy,
- 24:14Speaker 1: because you could have done a charity once. I'm gonna
- 24:15Speaker 1: say Dorothy Rose. What do you think I'm.
- 24:19Speaker 2: Thinking Dorothy, Dorothy.
- 24:21Speaker 1: We're going Dorothy, Sir.
- 24:22Speaker 2: You're going Dorothy, Yes, sir is incorrect. It was in.
- 24:27Speaker 1: Fact, Sophia Sophia.
- 24:30Speaker 2: Sophia appeared on a celebrity edition and won like sixty
- 24:34Speaker 2: two grand for mental health.
- 24:37Speaker 3: She is like a doctor's I don't know what.
- 24:41Speaker 7: Sophia is, ridiculously intelligent, a neuro physicist.
- 24:47Speaker 4: She's one of the only people on Big Bang that
- 24:48Speaker 4: ever knew what they were actually talking about.
- 24:52Speaker 1: Correct, that's true, actual nerve, actual nerds.
- 24:56Speaker 2: Okay, so ladies, here's your next statement. Then you're catching up,
- 24:59Speaker 2: and there's still time to catch uh. Once appeared on
- 25:02Speaker 2: TV as an astronaut groupie.
- 25:09Speaker 3: Astronaut groupie. That's where my mind went.
- 25:16Speaker 7: Because if you think about the astronaut craze, was buzzed.
- 25:21Speaker 3: Buzz Was it like on laughing or something?
- 25:25Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna want to buzz my tower.
- 25:30Speaker 7: I'm going to root for Dorothy here.
- 25:32Speaker 3: What do you what do your other girls think?
- 25:36Speaker 4: I don't think. I don't know.
- 25:40Speaker 3: You have a guess.
- 25:42Speaker 4: Well, I was thinking, what from where does Blanche hail? Again?
- 25:50Speaker 4: What did you what was the fandom behind that.
- 25:52Speaker 2: The sci fi television show far Escape Farscape.
- 25:57Speaker 7: Sorry, I knew it started with a F.
- 25:59Speaker 1: I know nothing about far Escape.
- 26:03Speaker 7: Except that it starts with an F.
- 26:06Speaker 4: Hey, but far Escape sound.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Oh, because it's future, far.
- 26:14Speaker 4: Escape sounds like it might have since it's in space,
- 26:18Speaker 4: it might have asties.
- 26:22Speaker 3: Their headphones off. I think we need to acknowledge that.
- 26:25Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.
- 26:33Speaker 3: That was gold.
- 26:34Speaker 1: That was awesome. That's gonna be TikTok later.
- 26:39Speaker 4: My god, it'll be like the two cute sneezing things
- 26:42Speaker 4: will Meme will stitch you with the panda.
- 26:47Speaker 2: Over whatever music.
- 26:51Speaker 7: But I want to be like the I want to
- 26:53Speaker 7: be like Bean when he goes up to cows and
- 26:56Speaker 7: sneezes and they all run away.
- 27:00Speaker 2: Do we have an answer?
- 27:03Speaker 7: Oh, ship, there was a question.
- 27:08Speaker 2: Once appeared on TV as an astrona.
- 27:14Speaker 4: You were leaning towards Dorothy, I think, But then I
- 27:17Speaker 4: just thought that Blanche might be an option because that's
- 27:21Speaker 4: a space show. But you should go with your gut.
- 27:25Speaker 4: Don't listen to me.
- 27:27Speaker 6: But I don't know anything about Blanche on televisions.
- 27:32Speaker 8: Not a lot of sci fi has like TV shows.
- 27:36Speaker 4: I don't know because I didn't think that that would be.
- 27:40Speaker 2: But like, remember Firstcape is itself a TV show, But
- 27:44Speaker 2: does the.
- 27:45Speaker 6: TV show watch other shows? Like are there televisions in
- 27:49Speaker 6: existence in that world?
- 27:52Speaker 2: If the character appeared on Firstcape as an astro groupie,
- 27:56Speaker 2: then I would count that.
- 28:01Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, okay, see but the way he answered that,
- 28:09Speaker 10: if they did, I maybe it is Dorothy.
- 28:12Speaker 4: Maybe Jody's probably right that it's like a nineteen like
- 28:17Speaker 4: sixties like astronaut vibe. All all Dorothy was good for
- 28:22Speaker 4: was pretending she was sexy.
- 28:27Speaker 2: Pretending a lot of con lout of context of the funniest.
- 28:32Speaker 1: Conversation Dorothy was sexy. Oh yeah, I love fuzzy bowl
- 28:40Speaker 1: on her on her neck.
- 28:41Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, the Arthur could get it. So I'm gonna
- 28:48Speaker 2: ask I think.
- 28:48Speaker 4: I'm gonna defer to Jody on this and say, I
- 28:52Speaker 4: think it's it's probably Dorothy.
- 28:55Speaker 2: Okay to Dorothy's everybody sings nodding their head. Everybody's just
- 29:00Speaker 2: I had to go for Dorothy when you should have
- 29:02Speaker 2: listened to Aaron. It was Blanche, are you? In the
- 29:08Speaker 2: episode Won't Get Fooled Again? In the episode Won't Get
- 29:11Speaker 2: Fooled Again, John has an episode where he believes he's
- 29:15Speaker 2: on Earth, but he's hallucinating, and she appears as an
- 29:17Speaker 2: astronaut group really just someone who loves astronauts for no
- 29:20Speaker 2: good reason. It's about a NASA astronaut who gets shot
- 29:26Speaker 2: off into the far edges of the galaxy amongst weird
- 29:28Speaker 2: aliens and stuff, and he's trying to find a way
- 29:31Speaker 2: back home. Well, I'm sorry, I chose someone deliberately abduced
- 29:40Speaker 2: to make this more difficult.
- 29:41Speaker 1: It's okay, though we have no idea.
- 29:43Speaker 2: That's okay. There is still time to catch and even
- 29:45Speaker 2: beat the boys. But boys, here is your next statement.
- 29:50Speaker 2: Wrote a novel? You wrote wrote a novel? Book Daddy
- 29:59Speaker 2: is not one of the option?
- 30:01Speaker 4: Why not?
- 30:02Speaker 1: It should it should be. Everybody's option is always look
- 30:07Speaker 1: for book Daddy on shelves near my mantle instead of.
- 30:14Speaker 2: Toss it around with book Daddy.
- 30:19Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on.
- 30:23Speaker 4: Around, it's easy clean up too.
- 30:28Speaker 3: Self, Wickings, friends, Stevie, please all give me an answer.
- 30:41Speaker 1: We're gonna go Sophia.
- 30:43Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going Sophia. Sophia is incorrect. It's actually Dorothy,
- 30:48Speaker 2: believe it or not.
- 30:49Speaker 1: Poppy Cock. I guarantee you she wrote a book.
- 30:52Speaker 2: She did write books, not novels. She wrote self help
- 30:55Speaker 2: books and nonfiction books. Difference between a novel a novel
- 30:58Speaker 2: is fictional fiction? Really? Yeah?
- 31:02Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
- 31:06Speaker 2: No point for the boys. We go back to the girls,
- 31:08Speaker 2: ladies who played a character that transitioned from female to male.
- 31:18Speaker 4: Hmm.
- 31:19Speaker 2: Even the boys are struggling with this one.
- 31:22Speaker 4: Do I remember that Rose's dad was Kathleen Turner? I
- 31:28Speaker 4: just don't remember if we dealt with that, because then
- 31:34Speaker 4: Rose had to play that in a film or something.
- 31:39Speaker 4: There was like a weird fake penis in the war
- 31:42Speaker 4: thing because he had Gang Green on this or sorry,
- 31:46Speaker 4: Rose got Gang in that World War two film.
- 31:49Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the first dildos, don't you know your history?
- 31:54Speaker 2: No waiting to hear say Rose on her peace of prosthetic.
- 32:01Speaker 2: It's okay, Jesus.
- 32:08Speaker 4: Dangry in that direction.
- 32:13Speaker 3: But I love the logic. You have a logic train there.
- 32:16Speaker 3: I love it. Yeah, I have nothing.
- 32:22Speaker 2: Okay, are you guys going with Rose?
- 32:25Speaker 4: Final answer?
- 32:26Speaker 2: You're going with Rose? You're gone with Rose? Okay. So
- 32:30Speaker 2: I will be completely transparent about this. When I wrote this,
- 32:34Speaker 2: I was intending the answer to be Sophia, because Sophia
- 32:38Speaker 2: played a character on Curb Your enthusiasm, who eventually transitioned
- 32:42Speaker 2: to male and was then played by Chas Bono. However,
- 32:46Speaker 2: Rose played doctor Drake Grimore on what was it Days
- 32:52Speaker 2: of Our Lives and had a brain transplant into a
- 32:58Speaker 2: female body. You're right, and and he was. He was
- 33:02Speaker 2: removed from the show, but then he came back on
- 33:04Speaker 2: the show later when either that brain was transplanted back
- 33:09Speaker 2: into his original male body. I didn't exactly follow what
- 33:12Speaker 2: the hell happened.
- 33:13Speaker 10: But.
- 33:15Speaker 2: Rose did indeed transition from a female to a male body.
- 33:19Speaker 2: Maybe not the way transition is meant in this case,
- 33:22Speaker 2: but I'm going to allow it. So point to the
- 33:24Speaker 2: ladies on something of a technicality, but I am going
- 33:28Speaker 2: to give it to you.
- 33:30Speaker 3: Correct.
- 33:31Speaker 2: Yes, all right, gentlemen.
- 33:33Speaker 3: How did how did Sophia turn into Chas Bono.
- 33:36Speaker 2: But her character just transitioned from female? I don't don't
- 33:45Speaker 2: ask me anyway, gentlemen. There are two statements left. There
- 33:51Speaker 2: is one point between both teams. Boys was attacked by
- 33:57Speaker 2: Freddy Krueger.
- 34:00Speaker 1: Oh oh, shoot?
- 34:05Speaker 2: Which one of these was attacked by Freddy Krueger?
- 34:08Speaker 1: Mm hmm, Augie, I don't know how much Freddy? How much?
- 34:13Speaker 1: Friday thirteenth you've.
- 34:15Speaker 5: Watched nothing new recently.
- 34:17Speaker 1: Okay, but you watched the Originals kind of.
- 34:19Speaker 7: Freddy Krueger wasn't It was not in the thirteenth.
- 34:22Speaker 1: Oh shit, is Jason? This is a libry Elm Street,
- 34:27Speaker 1: L Street. Yeah, because it's stupid window, thank you? Okay Street, Freddy,
- 34:32Speaker 1: I remember Fredy. Okay, it's okay. I knew what he meant. Anyways,
- 34:37Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think it's Rose our Blanche.
- 34:43Speaker 1: It's a possibility it could be Dorothy, but I'm thinking
- 34:46Speaker 1: more towards Sofi. Well, I don't I don't know. Maybe
- 34:50Speaker 1: when she was younger. I don't know Sophia or Dorothy.
- 34:53Speaker 2: AUGI Sophia.
- 34:58Speaker 1: Awesome, you've just I had to go with Sophia.
- 35:03Speaker 2: Well, the coin landed badly. It was Dorothy, I'm afraid.
- 35:05Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 35:07Speaker 2: Dorothy appeared in Nightmare on Elm Street three when one
- 35:11Speaker 2: of the characters when one of the characters, who was
- 35:13Speaker 2: an actress, dreamed that that Dorothy was on a talk
- 35:17Speaker 2: show with Dick Cavot, and Dick Cavot turned into Freddy
- 35:20Speaker 2: Krueger and leaned back and was about to swipe it.
- 35:22Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, oh my gosh.
- 35:25Speaker 2: Genuinely true Dorothy, What that happened to that happened to
- 35:28Speaker 2: Dorothy from The Golden girlch.
- 35:32Speaker 7: That Patricia Arkad's first movie.
- 35:35Speaker 2: I could have been. I don't know. In any minute,
- 35:40Speaker 2: we are back to the ladies in this very tight game. Ladies,
- 35:43Speaker 2: here's your next statement appeared in a Michael Jackson music video.
- 35:50Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
- 35:54Speaker 7: Oh, it's gotta be between Rose and Sophia.
- 35:58Speaker 3: I mean that's where my brain went.
- 36:00Speaker 6: My my brain went to Sophia because I was thinking
- 36:04Speaker 6: of the It's.
- 36:05Speaker 3: Black a bit. Yeah, yeah, where people were turning into
- 36:10Speaker 3: other people.
- 36:11Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's where I was thinking. But then I
- 36:14Speaker 6: don't know Rose could fit in that same sequence.
- 36:18Speaker 3: Hm hmm. Do you have any guesses there?
- 36:24Speaker 4: The only thing that the only thing that concerns me
- 36:28Speaker 4: about this, yes, is that Dorothy was one of those
- 36:35Speaker 4: weird old white women like Elizabeth Taylor that was very
- 36:38Speaker 4: full of themselves and like to hang on to weird
- 36:42Speaker 4: famous men. And Michael Jackson famously was friends.
- 36:48Speaker 9: With uh.
- 36:51Speaker 4: Elizabeth Taylor, and then like it just feels like that
- 36:57Speaker 4: vibe because like they she knew Michael Jackson or Carol
- 37:03Speaker 4: Burnette also knew Michael Jackson.
- 37:05Speaker 6: So I just feel like, what would she be in
- 37:08Speaker 6: Billy Jean?
- 37:12Speaker 4: No, I guess not. I guess because who's in the
- 37:15Speaker 4: movie that they're watching.
- 37:17Speaker 3: In thriller?
- 37:21Speaker 4: Do we see a screen? I just think it's fine.
- 37:24Speaker 4: You go with you go with your gut on this,
- 37:27Speaker 4: you guys, I just this my this man's mind usually
- 37:32Speaker 4: works in mysterious, difficult ways.
- 37:34Speaker 3: She's she's unravel in thriller.
- 37:38Speaker 7: Right, so it was, and it was a Halloween movie.
- 37:42Speaker 7: It was a wolf Man movie.
- 37:43Speaker 6: So okay, So then less unless Dorothy was a part
- 37:47Speaker 6: of the graveyard scene.
- 37:50Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna.
- 37:51Speaker 6: I'm gonna say no. I don't even know what Blanche
- 37:55Speaker 6: looks like, So I'm just gonna say.
- 37:58Speaker 7: No on that.
- 38:03Speaker 4: Then it kind of has to be.
- 38:08Speaker 7: How my mind works. Yeah, it's gonna have to be
- 38:11Speaker 7: one of those.
- 38:12Speaker 3: I want to say Sophia, But what do you guys
- 38:15Speaker 3: want to say?
- 38:15Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to say Sophia, but then immediately my
- 38:18Speaker 6: brain goes But Rose.
- 38:23Speaker 4: Was one of the kids in the Free Willie music.
- 38:26Speaker 2: I'm gonna push you guys for an answer.
- 38:27Speaker 7: Please, all right, listen, you never said that there was
- 38:32Speaker 7: a time.
- 38:34Speaker 1: We'll get.
- 38:36Speaker 2: Technically there isn't you know? That we've been recording for
- 38:39Speaker 2: like thirty five minutes since the show started.
- 38:41Speaker 7: So fun.
- 38:42Speaker 2: It's all been fun. So I don't mind it going
- 38:44Speaker 2: on forever. But you might have other things to do eventually.
- 38:49Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 38:50Speaker 7: Let's just come on, so.
- 38:53Speaker 1: Sofia, all right?
- 38:54Speaker 2: Three out of the four say Sophia. We're going with Sophia. Guys,
- 38:58Speaker 2: last time you should have listened to Aaron. This time,
- 39:01Speaker 2: I'm glad you didn't. It was Sophia, well done. Yeah,
- 39:07Speaker 2: Sophia appeared in the Liberian Girl video, which I believe
- 39:11Speaker 2: was that one with a bunch of random celebrities and
- 39:14Speaker 2: Michael Jackson only shows up at the very end.
- 39:18Speaker 7: Didn't even know that that existed.
- 39:20Speaker 2: Weirdls in that video, Yeah, weird El's in that video,
- 39:25Speaker 2: Like it's a bunch of random celebrities, and Sophia is
- 39:28Speaker 2: randomly thrown in there as well, I assume because Blossom
- 39:30Speaker 2: was pretty big at that point, wearing hat. I think, so,
- 39:35Speaker 2: I don't remember. I haven't seen that video in ages.
- 39:37Speaker 2: But there are one statement left for each team, and
- 39:43Speaker 2: it is a tie game. Boys. Your next statement, the
- 39:50Speaker 2: nickname Pip is among their many nicknames. Pip.
- 40:00Speaker 1: You know this Blanche. Okay, let's go with it. He
- 40:06Speaker 1: seems we're going with Blanch. I'm I'm back in Augie
- 40:09Speaker 1: on this, one hundred percent going blant.
- 40:11Speaker 2: Yeah, this from Augie's double down, seemingly confident guests double
- 40:17Speaker 2: It's right, it is Blanch. Well done. What made you say?
- 40:21Speaker 2: Have you seen so?
- 40:23Speaker 5: I have seen far escape, but it was a lifetime ago.
- 40:26Speaker 5: I haven't seen it a long time. But for whatever reason,
- 40:28Speaker 5: that name just kind of stood out.
- 40:31Speaker 2: All right, well, well done, very good. John does call
- 40:36Speaker 2: Pip an awful lot. So we're coming down to the
- 40:39Speaker 2: last one, ladies, you need to get this to tie.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Was a victim of a Ponzi scheme.
- 40:47Speaker 7: Or sy or Rose ship?
- 40:55Speaker 4: When do three not it?
- 41:03Speaker 3: Oh?
- 41:03Speaker 6: I back, I'm thinking Dorothy, because isn't that how.
- 41:07Speaker 7: She lost all of her money?
- 41:09Speaker 8: She's my initial gut reactions, and go with it if
- 41:13Speaker 8: that's your If that's your gut, go, We'll still.
- 41:18Speaker 7: All this person.
- 41:19Speaker 3: Go gut.
- 41:19Speaker 7: And I was alive when Dorothy was still alive. I'm
- 41:26Speaker 7: gonna say this is Dorothy.
- 41:28Speaker 1: Dorothy's alive anymore.
- 41:30Speaker 2: Jody said, yeah, Dorothy's not alive anymore. I hate to
- 41:32Speaker 2: break Dorothy.
- 41:33Speaker 7: Has been alive. It was like seventy when I.
- 41:37Speaker 2: Was, Jody says Dorothy. Do we have consensus? Yes, nods
- 41:42Speaker 2: from ladies. Everybody's going with Dorothy. It is Dorothy.
- 41:45Speaker 3: Well done job, Jody.
- 41:48Speaker 2: Yeah, Bernie made off with about ten million of Dorothy's money.
- 41:54Speaker 2: Who and that means after all twenty statements, the boys
- 41:58Speaker 2: have six points, the girls have six points. It's a
- 42:01Speaker 2: tiger hit. Awesome those teams. Both teams get one episode
- 42:06Speaker 2: point well done.
- 42:07Speaker 3: Like kissing your sister.
- 42:09Speaker 2: All right, we have two more games to play in
- 42:12Speaker 2: this episode that is on point to be two hours long,
- 42:16Speaker 2: so come back quickly for game two, where one of
- 42:19Speaker 2: these teams is going to break away from the back
- 42:22Speaker 2: right after this.
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- 43:10Speaker 2: M hey Man, welcome back. Before we get into the
- 43:22Speaker 2: game too, Stevie tells me we've received.
- 43:25Speaker 1: Something mail physical thing was sent to us. Yes, my god,
- 43:31Speaker 1: like crazy right, because we have like a mailing address
- 43:34Speaker 1: and stuff.
- 43:34Speaker 2: Is it like a dildo like all the and E
- 43:37Speaker 2: ladies doing the home alone face?
- 43:41Speaker 1: I hope it is. I hope it is. I hope
- 43:43Speaker 1: it is.
- 43:43Speaker 2: It's a piece of paper.
- 43:44Speaker 1: Well that that came with it, So we got to
- 43:46Speaker 1: read that first.
- 43:47Speaker 5: Yeah, we're holding your doll.
- 43:49Speaker 2: Enjoy your gift. Eat a beans. Be Merry Christmas to
- 43:54Speaker 2: the BFY t W crew from the Farleys from Kristen, Ah.
- 44:00Speaker 1: So I want to say thank you, and since you
- 44:02Speaker 1: were gonna be here, what a better way to say
- 44:04Speaker 1: it than like.
- 44:05Speaker 2: Live when Aaron s, oh, my god.
- 44:07Speaker 1: They send us a bunch of jelly beans?
- 44:14Speaker 2: Beans?
- 44:15Speaker 4: Remember that? Remember that fun time where we were all
- 44:18Speaker 4: in Vegas and every one was gaslighting me for several
- 44:21Speaker 4: days about eating a bean.
- 44:23Speaker 1: How funny that was. It was hilarious. Who would do
- 44:27Speaker 1: such a thing? That's fucked up? Like, who who would
- 44:32Speaker 1: do that?
- 44:33Speaker 3: As you are these the yummy ones or these the
- 44:39Speaker 3: some of them?
- 44:39Speaker 1: Are you the yummy? Yeah?
- 44:42Speaker 2: It's like very cherry watermelon, tuty fruity juicy pear, cotton
- 44:45Speaker 2: candy berry, blue buttered popcorn, which is I actually enjoyed
- 44:51Speaker 2: that one.
- 44:51Speaker 1: But yeah, I eat all the jelly beans. I love
- 44:55Speaker 1: the bean like a marshmallow.
- 44:56Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to try green apple and red apple
- 44:58Speaker 2: next to each other to see the difference, because I'm.
- 45:01Speaker 3: Like, you compare apples to apple.
- 45:03Speaker 2: Yeah, and then there's sour apples just underneath that. Wow,
- 45:06Speaker 2: I'm gonna.
- 45:06Speaker 1: Eat don't worry.
- 45:10Speaker 2: But don't worry.
- 45:11Speaker 5: If you eat enough of them, you definitely will get
- 45:13Speaker 5: that vomit flavor.
- 45:17Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you very kindly, Christen. That's a
- 45:21Speaker 2: delightful guest. Thank you, sweetheart. She's the sweetest, absolute best,
- 45:27Speaker 2: absolute best. All right, So let's play game two. Game
- 45:31Speaker 2: two is gonna be Pitch Me Baby one more time.
- 45:33Speaker 2: I'm gonna give each team a pop culture property. I
- 45:36Speaker 2: think you can guess what that's gonna be, uh, and
- 45:38Speaker 2: a special circumstance or obstacle they'll have to integrate into it.
- 45:41Speaker 2: They'll take turns pitching their ideas. Best pitch wins and
- 45:44Speaker 2: earns their team two episode points. Now, because the teams
- 45:47Speaker 2: are lopsided, only two of the members of the omlal
- 45:51Speaker 2: and I podcast need to pitch me an idea. Steve
- 45:54Speaker 2: and Augie both have to pitch me one.
- 45:56Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 45:56Speaker 2: So yeah, since we're still in a tie, and since
- 45:59Speaker 2: I started by asking the ALU and I ladies if
- 46:03Speaker 2: they'd like to go first or second, I'm going to
- 46:05Speaker 2: continue to give the option. Would you like to go
- 46:08Speaker 2: first or second?
- 46:11Speaker 7: Oh?
- 46:11Speaker 4: I don't know. I just wanted to be in the
- 46:12Speaker 4: two that gets to go in this game.
- 46:14Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So it's going to be Aaron and Jody
- 46:18Speaker 2: when you guys go. No, Jody does not want to go.
- 46:22Speaker 2: Jody does not want to go. Jody was saying yes
- 46:25Speaker 2: to Aaron going because that meant she didn't have to go.
- 46:28Speaker 2: Got it? Clear? Understood? Gotcha? Okay, So, so did you
- 46:34Speaker 2: decide whether you want to go first or second?
- 46:37Speaker 4: What do you think?
- 46:39Speaker 7: No?
- 46:40Speaker 2: I still haven't decided.
- 46:45Speaker 10: To.
- 46:47Speaker 3: Do you want to?
- 46:47Speaker 4: Christ? Ared?
- 46:49Speaker 7: Okay? Chris, Kristen and Aaron are going to knock it out.
- 46:52Speaker 2: Okay, So christ and Aaron are going to pitch.
- 46:56Speaker 4: Let's go second. I think we should go second. Okay,
- 47:00Speaker 4: fair enough, because we don't want to give them any
- 47:02Speaker 4: ideas to help them with their piss poor preparations.
- 47:06Speaker 5: That's smart.
- 47:12Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that may have been a wise decision.
- 47:15Speaker 2: All right, So the boys are going to go first sometimes.
- 47:19Speaker 4: So let me get some beautiful alliteration.
- 47:21Speaker 2: Let me set up, let me set up. What you
- 47:23Speaker 2: guys got to pitch? The year is nineteen ninety three.
- 47:26Speaker 2: The Golden Girls ended last year as irreconcilable differences and
- 47:31Speaker 2: some allegations forced an end to it. But the group
- 47:35Speaker 2: in this room have successfully managed to smooth all of
- 47:38Speaker 2: that over with no bruising of anyone's egos, and now
- 47:41Speaker 2: a reunion is on the table. All you're allowed to
- 47:45Speaker 2: do for now is a one shot movie or a
- 47:48Speaker 2: short mini series, but your creativity is unlimited. You may
- 47:51Speaker 2: pitch a perfect wrap up to the series, or send
- 47:54Speaker 2: them on a new adventure, or cross them over with
- 47:58Speaker 2: another property. But if you do that, it must have
- 48:01Speaker 2: existed prior to or during nineteen ninety three. The choice
- 48:06Speaker 2: is yours and Stevie and Aggie. One of you needs
- 48:09Speaker 2: to go pitch me. I want me to go first.
- 48:11Speaker 1: You can go first, Okay, I'll go first. Go for ladies, gentlemen,
- 48:18Speaker 1: who am I in front of today? Judge? Hey, so
- 48:24Speaker 1: it's having a couple of times. All right, so we
- 48:27Speaker 1: all know how The Golden Girls Finelli ended with all
- 48:31Speaker 1: the girls hugging and Dorothy walking out the door, and
- 48:36Speaker 1: then a few seconds later coming right back into the door,
- 48:38Speaker 1: hugging Eastid, everybody again saying they love you, leaving again,
- 48:41Speaker 1: all the girls waiting for her to come back, and
- 48:43Speaker 1: she doesn't. But then she comes from the back door
- 48:44Speaker 1: and they all hug and stuff, and then she leaves
- 48:46Speaker 1: again and they wait.
- 48:47Speaker 7: We didn't know that happened at the end.
- 48:49Speaker 2: Actually, way to spoil the entire series.
- 48:52Speaker 7: Yeah, two of us haven't seen the series.
- 48:56Speaker 3: You'll forget by then.
- 48:57Speaker 2: It's many episodes away, many many episodes away the way.
- 49:03Speaker 1: So spoilers. There's only seven seasons of this show. Now
- 49:12Speaker 1: you feel bad, keep going, Well, now here's the spoilers,
- 49:18Speaker 1: bicycle damn it. Okay, there's the concept. I'm not going
- 49:23Speaker 1: to continue out to what happens. Okay, so you got
- 49:25Speaker 1: that part of the ending, that's all you need. As
- 49:29Speaker 1: Dorothy leaves, a few seconds later, there's a bright flash.
- 49:32Speaker 1: Time seems to stand still for a second or two.
- 49:35Speaker 1: The flash goes away. She comes back in, but she
- 49:38Speaker 1: seems confused, not knowing exactly like who anybody else is
- 49:42Speaker 1: or what's going on? Trying to like gather and compose herself,
- 49:45Speaker 1: like what's going on, But the ladies are like, oh,
- 49:47Speaker 1: you can't back blah blah blah, and I'll start hugging her,
- 49:49Speaker 1: but then she starts freaking out, like who are these people? Okay,
- 49:52Speaker 1: starts to play along, right, like all right, let's not
- 49:55Speaker 1: make them all hostile. It's a bunch of crazy old
- 49:57Speaker 1: ladies loving me and stuff, so like, all right, we
- 50:00Speaker 1: must be friends. So after a few days of like
- 50:05Speaker 1: everybody observing Dorothy like what's going on with her? She's
- 50:08Speaker 1: trying to figure things out, but she's really not like her,
- 50:10Speaker 1: like she's out of her mind kind of thing, and
- 50:12Speaker 1: it seems like she's talking to herself like a lot
- 50:15Speaker 1: in the background and in the room when she's alone.
- 50:18Speaker 1: Come to find out she's been quantum believed with Sam back,
- 50:30Speaker 1: Sniggy's been telling hell that Sam needs help and what not.
- 50:35Speaker 1: But he can't like expose everything. But the whole thing
- 50:38Speaker 1: is to fix this part of the timeline, he had
- 50:40Speaker 1: to get the ladies back together. So he ends up
- 50:43Speaker 1: actually getting them back altogether, and Dorothy stays and stuff
- 50:47Speaker 1: and then like they swap back, and the coolest thing
- 50:50Speaker 1: about that goddamn spoilers for fucking quantum leap.
- 50:55Speaker 2: Right, all right, you should.
- 50:57Speaker 5: Stop describing what happens in the show.
- 51:01Speaker 1: Because this is the I need this for closure. I
- 51:05Speaker 1: fucking need.
- 51:06Speaker 3: This man closing arguments.
- 51:08Speaker 1: Oh my god. So once fucking they resolve that Dorothy's days,
- 51:14Speaker 1: dude man doesn't take her to Atlanta and shit, but
- 51:17Speaker 1: he still flies out on the fucking weekends and shit
- 51:19Speaker 1: because it's fucking Miami and whatnot. But fucking like they
- 51:24Speaker 1: do the leap thing back, everything's good. Sam actually gets
- 51:27Speaker 1: back home. That's the one thing that series ended. He
- 51:31Speaker 1: was able to go back and help L, like with
- 51:34Speaker 1: his wife and stuff. He was able to tell her, no,
- 51:36Speaker 1: he is alive and whatnot, and that ending the picture
- 51:40Speaker 1: frame does the glowy thing, which was really cool, saying
- 51:42Speaker 1: that he's still alive. They still were able to go
- 51:44Speaker 1: on with their lives. He saved L but Sam never
- 51:47Speaker 1: got out of that leaping thing. He kept going forever.
- 51:50Speaker 1: There was no closure to it. So this fuck it.
- 51:52Speaker 1: He gets home, motherfucker, he opens a goddamn gate. It
- 51:55Speaker 1: fucking squeaks. He goes into Enterran sees it his goddamn
- 51:57Speaker 1: wife and shit and they live happily ever after. Can
- 52:00Speaker 1: fix two shows, Okay, sad man, I want both of
- 52:06Speaker 1: those today, and I'm like crying in the kitchen making cookies.
- 52:10Speaker 2: Quantum Leap Fineale is like one of the most heart breaking,
- 52:13Speaker 2: wasn't it?
- 52:13Speaker 3: Like God told him he had to keep going.
- 52:17Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole episode was like it was like a
- 52:19Speaker 2: conversation with God more or less. Yeah, it was like
- 52:23Speaker 2: there is no end to it, but you are saving
- 52:25Speaker 2: and improving something.
- 52:26Speaker 5: So glad you spoiled that for me, because what the fuck?
- 52:29Speaker 2: Yeah, but he never, he never, he never gets to
- 52:32Speaker 2: go home.
- 52:34Speaker 1: It's dirty, it's it's it's.
- 52:36Speaker 2: It's a wild and it's very unique choice.
- 52:40Speaker 1: It's a great show. I will never go back and
- 52:42Speaker 1: watch it again. And I loved it. I watched it
- 52:44Speaker 1: all the time.
- 52:46Speaker 2: I gotta move on.
- 52:47Speaker 1: I gotta get.
- 52:50Speaker 2: Hockey please.
- 52:52Speaker 5: Okay, So I'm pitching you the most ambitious crossover movie
- 53:01Speaker 5: spoilers for the most ambitious crossover movie ever. So So,
- 53:13Speaker 5: Dorothy got a secretary internship in New York City and
- 53:21Speaker 5: she's working for this company, working for this guy named
- 53:25Speaker 5: Auruku Saki h and she is trying to get better
- 53:34Speaker 5: at her job. But she's trying to get better at
- 53:37Speaker 5: her job, so she brings some of her documentsy she
- 53:40Speaker 5: has to file home with her, not realizing that she
- 53:43Speaker 5: stole the secret plans that this corporation had in store
- 53:49Speaker 5: that they were going to use use stamped with a
- 53:53Speaker 5: symbol of.
- 53:54Speaker 1: A foot on it.
- 53:56Speaker 5: It is then she is accosted by Ninja's the Foot Clan.
- 54:01Speaker 5: No less, as it turns out, she was working for
- 54:05Speaker 5: none other than Shredder and her and the girls got
- 54:10Speaker 5: get all uh wound up.
- 54:13Speaker 2: In this whole series of the.
- 54:16Speaker 5: Ninja's teenage mwant Ninja Turtles coming in? Leonardo, Michelangelo Donatello
- 54:23Speaker 5: and Nafiel.
- 54:28Speaker 2: What do you what's having? The best ambitious movie? He ever?
- 54:32Speaker 2: Spoiler By the way, thank you, thank you for your pitch.
- 54:37Speaker 5: You're welcome.
- 54:39Speaker 3: That was it?
- 54:40Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I guess so it's done now, Christen, so
- 54:45Speaker 2: say it the host.
- 54:47Speaker 4: Thank you boy.
- 54:48Speaker 3: I wanted to know where they were going with it,
- 54:50Speaker 3: like are they going to live in the sewers with
- 54:52Speaker 3: the Ninja Turtles?
- 54:53Speaker 5: So the idea was that the other girls were coming
- 54:57Speaker 5: to were coming to this visit Dorothy and then she
- 55:03Speaker 5: was going to reveal to the situation where the person
- 55:06Speaker 5: she was working.
- 55:07Speaker 1: For was Shredder.
- 55:09Speaker 5: It turns out and now he's after her because now
- 55:13Speaker 5: she knows his secret plans. And then together the four
- 55:17Speaker 5: Girls and then the four Turtles work together to put
- 55:22Speaker 5: an end to Shredder's tyranny and make his threats against
- 55:27Speaker 5: the public known.
- 55:29Speaker 3: And stock are they gonna too?
- 55:32Speaker 9: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
- 55:33Speaker 5: And it's got all the it's got everything. It hits
- 55:35Speaker 5: all the same notes that both shows hit. So you know,
- 55:38Speaker 5: it's got the you know, the mishaps and everything like that.
- 55:42Speaker 3: Sophia's like, I made a funny.
- 55:44Speaker 5: Yeah, so actually, like Sophia is like, because this is like,
- 55:49Speaker 5: gotta remember this is prior to nineteen ninety nineteen ninety three, So.
- 55:55Speaker 2: It's the it's the it's.
- 55:57Speaker 3: Not the movie.
- 55:58Speaker 2: It's no, it's live action. So it's the rubber suits. Gina,
- 56:02Speaker 2: remember when it was that was so good?
- 56:07Speaker 5: And it's Sophia on a skateboards screaming out Cowabunga.
- 56:12Speaker 4: I just want to say what while I was gone.
- 56:17Speaker 1: They said to.
- 56:19Speaker 4: Someone, Gina say I might cheat. I got this ship
- 56:23Speaker 4: written down for quite a while.
- 56:26Speaker 1: There is that's more than I had.
- 56:28Speaker 5: I had like this little note card that had like
- 56:30Speaker 5: some words on it to remind me of the people
- 56:33Speaker 5: that were I was supposed to.
- 56:34Speaker 1: Talk about that you didn't talk about No.
- 56:37Speaker 5: I said all the words.
- 56:38Speaker 1: I said all the words, said the words on this card.
- 56:42Speaker 2: As soon as he said his name, I knew what
- 56:44Speaker 2: he was doing. I was so mad.
- 56:45Speaker 1: I was.
- 56:48Speaker 2: What I was like, do it three years Jesus Christ.
- 56:52Speaker 2: All right, we almost ready almost.
- 56:56Speaker 4: I'm super ready.
- 56:57Speaker 2: How are you I'll lead doing?
- 57:01Speaker 4: Are you gonna go first? Kristin?
- 57:03Speaker 7: Sorry, probably because yours.
- 57:04Speaker 2: Is gonna be better. Come out him already? Five four three?
- 57:17Speaker 2: All right, Well, with that madness out of the way, Uh, Kristen,
- 57:20Speaker 2: Aaron is your return? Which one of you would like
- 57:22Speaker 2: to pitch first? I'm going to all right, Christen, pitch me.
- 57:28Speaker 8: So this is gonna be like a made for TV
- 57:31Speaker 8: reunion Golden Girls movie, bring all the girls back together.
- 57:36Speaker 8: So Rose comes into some money and she reaches out
- 57:39Speaker 8: to the other girls and she's like, I'm gonna take
- 57:41Speaker 8: us all on vacation. We're gonna have the best vacation ever.
- 57:45Speaker 3: But that's a secret.
- 57:46Speaker 8: She's not gonna tell them where they're going until they
- 57:48Speaker 8: land in Saint Olaf.
- 57:51Speaker 2: Oh. Okay, on the.
- 57:55Speaker 8: Farm, you've got like think like simple life. You've got
- 57:59Speaker 8: boyant China do farm chores and just everybody's pissed off
- 58:03Speaker 8: and figering and roust things. It's the best thing ever.
- 58:07Speaker 8: She's got her friends in her favorite place. And then
- 58:11Speaker 8: of course Blanche has had enough. She's packed her bags.
- 58:13Speaker 8: I'm getting ready to leave and a snowstorm comes in.
- 58:16Speaker 8: Now they're stranded on this farm. Nobody can leave. They're
- 58:20Speaker 8: stuck together.
- 58:22Speaker 4: And they reminisce.
- 58:24Speaker 8: It's one of those let's make new memories with old friends,
- 58:27Speaker 8: and by the time the snow clears, they've kind of
- 58:30Speaker 8: bonded again and promised to maybe do this again sometime.
- 58:34Speaker 8: That wasn't quite so bad.
- 58:37Speaker 4: I like it.
- 58:38Speaker 2: It's simple, but I mean the idea of actually going
- 58:41Speaker 2: to say it all off is genius. R Yes, please, okay, good?
- 58:46Speaker 7: What?
- 58:47Speaker 1: Holy?
- 58:47Speaker 2: All right? Well done? You top that?
- 58:53Speaker 4: Well. I want to say, first of all, I Kristin
- 58:56Speaker 4: should win. That is the Golden Girls movie we all
- 58:59Speaker 4: want did and didn't get. However, Kristen's not going to
- 59:03Speaker 4: win because I'm about to tell you about the crossover.
- 59:08Speaker 4: You never knew you needed, but now you can't live
- 59:11Speaker 4: without no Golden diagnosis. That's right, Golden diagnosis. The criminals
- 59:27Speaker 4: are back next door to the girls from the episode
- 59:31Speaker 4: with the Cops, and so while Rose is working her
- 59:35Speaker 4: candy striper job at the hospital where Mark Sloane works, mister, uh,
- 59:43Speaker 4: oh my god, I just forgot his name quick. He
- 59:45Speaker 4: was on Days of Our Lives, Go Dick Vandyke. I
- 59:48Speaker 4: got it, never mind, Sorry, okay, I got there. So
- 59:55Speaker 4: Mark Sloan a ka. Dick Van Dyke is working with
- 59:59Speaker 4: Roses can't striper, and she's like, I don't know, man.
- 1:00:02Speaker 4: These criminals are back there, and because Steve his son,
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: gets to pick whatever case he wants, they all head
- 1:00:08Speaker 4: to the next door neighbor's house, which is the Golden Girls.
- 1:00:12Speaker 4: They live there. They set up their spying on the
- 1:00:15Speaker 4: neighbors to bust them. Steve's deep undercover and so Mark
- 1:00:20Speaker 4: and the Golden Girls end up going to the neighbors
- 1:00:24Speaker 4: and having you know, meals and trying to get info
- 1:00:28Speaker 4: out of them, and they help solve the murder with
- 1:00:31Speaker 4: Mark and Steve Sloan. And that is the Golden diagnosis.
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: I like the mash up.
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: The good. The title needs work, but I.
- 1:00:47Speaker 4: Played I had Golden, diagnosis murder. I had diagnosis murder girls,
- 1:00:52Speaker 4: I had diagnosis.
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: Like that, diagnosis murder, diagnosis Golden.
- 1:01:03Speaker 4: I didn't know. Yeah, that might be better, so.
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: I think it to me, there was one clear winner.
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: I loved it as soon as I heard the idea.
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: It's got to be Kristen, It's got to be Christine.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: It's a genius, I think. I think just the the
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: simplicity of the premise and the sweetness about the story.
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: You know, ends up is perfect. Everything and I wanted
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: is in it. So yeah, just fantastic. Some funny, absolutely
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: ridiculous crossover ideas. But when you come right down to it,
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: like I want to see Saint a lot for real,
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: she said, I man, that's gonna be fun. All right,
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: Well it's a shame we can't actually make it happen,
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: But in any event, that is two episode points to
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: the Onluni Ladies as they take the lead the first
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: time in the episodes, three points to one. However, our
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: third and final game is worth three points, so whichever
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: team wins Game three is gonna win the whole thing,
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: and we're gonna find out who that is right after this.
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- 1:03:32Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for Game three. Game
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: three of our Golden Girls celebration is going to be
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: the cost is correct. I've got five items up for
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: bids and Each listing is going to go to the
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: player who bids as close to the actual final auction
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: price as they possibly can without going over. Because we
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: got an unusual situation. We have six players, and four
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: on one team and two on another. Steve and Augie
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: will always be in the bidding. But I'm going to
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: cycle the uh, the on Thelunie girls in and out,
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: so you'll take turns effectively bidding. Uh. Do any of
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: you particularly want to go first?
- 1:04:14Speaker 7: No?
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: No, Jody says no, does not want to go first.
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: Gina raise her hand. Yes, you'll be one of the first, Okay,
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: and I'll lump you in with with Aaron. Perfect. Okay,
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: So Gina and Aaron will be the first to bid
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: for the on one Night crew. However, you gentlemen, lost
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: the last game, so I'm gonna give you the choice.
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: Do you want your team to bid first? Where do
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: you want the on Luni ladies to bid first? This
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: is more your game.
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: I just happen to get lucky at it because you
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: I think we'll you know what, We're gonna go first.
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: Let's set the bar.
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: You're gonna go first.
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: Yeah, that's totally not the normal strategy.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: Oh, fair enough, usually, in which case I'm going to
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: stagger the order, so it will be Stevie, then Gina,
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: then Augie, and then Aaron in that order. So Stevie,
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: you're gonna You're gonna bid first. And our first item
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: up forbids is this collection of memorabilia. In two thousand
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: and nine, Angela Lansbury hosted a celebration of b Arthur's
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: life at the Majestic Theater on Broadway. And this collection
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: includes a signed playbill, the original invitation, signed eight by
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: ten photos of both be and Angela, and all signatures
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: have been authenticated, and this listing can be yours if
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: the cost is correct. Stevie, what would you like to
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: bid for this collection of memorabilia?
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: It's been a glass the whole time too, huh. I'm
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: gonna say five hundred.
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: Dollars, five hundred dollars. I did not say anything about glass.
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: All right, Gina, it's your turn. What would you like
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: to bid on this collection of memorabilia? Stevie bid five hundred,
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: eight hundred, eight hundred, says Gina.
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: Ogie Oh, twelve hundred.
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: Twelve hundred dollars, and the final bid is Erin's.
- 1:06:04Speaker 4: Twelve ninety nine twelve ninety.
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: Nine, and I'm afraid you've all overbid. Bid lower than
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: five hundred dollars. Please, starting with Stevie, bid.
- 1:06:16Speaker 5: Lower than fifty bucks.
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: I'm gonna take too high end and go four twenty.
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: Four to twenty over to Gina.
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: I have to go above four twenty right.
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: No, you can go anywhere you want, you you just
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: shouldn't go fifty. Just don't go higher than five hundred
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: two fifty says Gina. Uh Augie seventy five seventy five
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: dollars erin gotta get that spectrum.
- 1:06:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna say, what did Gina say.
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: Too fifty seventy nine to seventy nine? Overbid your own partner?
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: What a dick?
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: Right?
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: Well, she's in it to win it, so say in
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: escalating order. The bids are seventy five from Aggie, two
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: fifty from Gina, to seventy nine from Aaron, and four
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: to twenty from Stevie. And the actual final auction price
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: of this collection of goodies three hundred ninety nine dollars,
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: which means Aaron wins that particular interesting for the Anil
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: and I ladies. Nice one listing down two more Togo
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: now it's gonna beet Kristin and Jody's turn, and Kristin
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: this time you'll you'll bid first. Ready. Our next item
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: up forbids is this signed photograph. This eight x ten
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: picture features all four of the Golden Girls smiling together
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: and has been signed by all four actresses. The signatures
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: have been independently verified and authenticated, and this listing can
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: be yours if the cost is correct. Kristen, start us off.
- 1:07:55Speaker 8: Teen hundred.
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: How much? Fifteen hundred says Kristen. Dang Augie good number.
- 1:08:09Speaker 8: Free, seventeen hundred says Augie.
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: Jody, you're next.
- 1:08:24Speaker 7: Two thousand, five hundred seventy two dollars.
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: Two thousand, five hundred and seventy two.
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: Stevie, I'll give you five dollars for it.
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: Your bit is five dollars. Buy that for Stevie, Bin's
- 1:08:37Speaker 2: five dollars. Well, I was waiting for somebody to bid
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: a dollar. Stevie, I guess came close to that. So again,
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: an escalating order is five dollars from Stevie, fifteen hundred
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: from Kristen, seventeen hundred from Augie, and twenty five seventy
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: two from Jody. The actual final auction price of this
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: single photograph that has been signed by all four of
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: the Golden Girls sixteen one hundred dollars. Kristen wins that listing.
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: Wow, very well done.
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: Oh wow, the ladies have taken two listenings in a row.
- 1:09:10Speaker 8: Guys, is gonna be shopping, y'all?
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: Alright, we just endorse it.
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: So this time it's gonna be Gina and Aaron and uh,
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: we're gonna start with Augie this time. Our third item
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: up forbids is this fun funko pop figure. This Golden
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: Girl's Funko Pop figure of Rose is sealed and signed
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: by Betty White and comes with a certificate of authentic
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: authenticity from Beckett. And this listing goes to the one
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: of you who bids closest to the final auction price
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: without going over Augie, this time you start us off.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: Two and seventy five to.
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: Seventy five, says Augie. Aaron, two forty nine to forty
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: nine says Aaron. Stevie, I go higher.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: I will go six hundred and ninety.
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: Six hundred and ninety says Stevie. And finally, Gina three
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: hundred three hundred says Gina.
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: Got you surrounded pretty much.
- 1:10:27Speaker 2: So in order, escalating order to forty nine from Aaron,
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: then to seventy five from Augie, then three hundred from Gina,
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: and finally six ninety from Stevie. The actual final auction
- 1:10:38Speaker 2: price of this Funko Pop figure seven hundred and sixty
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: four dollars. Stevie wins that list day out.
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: I bought that one yo.
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: I thought it was lower.
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: Now you know you're hitting for Christmas.
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: Good work. All right, We're on to our fourth item,
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: but the boys are starting to catch up, but they
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: still need two more. Here's the next item. Our fourth
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: item is some beautiful costume pieces originally worn by Rue
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: McClanahan on the show. This three piece outfit and sleeveless
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: Rue McClanahan, Rue McClanahan, thank you, okay? Was I saying
- 1:11:20Speaker 2: it wrong?
- 1:11:21Speaker 11: Like what?
- 1:11:21Speaker 3: You can't say that name on our show? McGill.
- 1:11:32Speaker 5: You could use that sound bite every time you need
- 1:11:34Speaker 5: to say.
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: All right, so once again, this three piece outfit originally
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: worn by Ruby mcmonaboo on the show. And I'm never
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: gonna get through this, get through this. This three piece
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: outfit and sleepless blouse. Lot comes with certificates, of authenticity,
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: and this listing can be yours if the cost is correct. Jody,
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: you will start us.
- 1:12:04Speaker 7: Off seventy five dollars.
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: Seventy five dollars, says Jody. Stevie, I don't even.
- 1:12:17Speaker 3: Know what's going on.
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: Two hundred. No, No, we're going four hundred and ninety dollars.
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: Four hundred and ninety, says Stevie. Kristen say that again.
- 1:12:35Speaker 4: Five point fifty five.
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: Fifty says Kristen. And now Aggie has a choice to make.
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: Make the right one, Aggie, and we can win.
- 1:12:44Speaker 7: Fucking up.
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: Gotta, I gotta suck it up.
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: Oh seven twenty. So those actually do go in escalating order.
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: So Jody bid seventy five, Stevie bid four ninety, Kristen
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: bit five to fifty, and Augie bit seven twenty. The
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: actual final auction price of these costume pieces, originally won
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: by Roe McLaren on the show, is seventeen one hundred dollars.
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: Aggie wins the listen very nice, Oh boy, the boys
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: have come.
- 1:13:16Speaker 4: Game.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: It's a game.
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: It is a game. It is game on this last
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: item will decide it. And our final item, ladies and gentlemen,
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: is a doozy, is it? It's the Golden Girl's House.
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: Oh fudge.
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: This Brentwood, California home was only shown during the first season,
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: and even then only the exterior of the house, but
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: it is still an appreciated property, as it sold in
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: twenty twenty for more than the seller was asking. Can
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: you bid closest to the final sale price of the
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: Golden Girl's House without going over and I will reveal
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: we're talking seven digits, so we will start with Stevie.
- 1:14:00Speaker 5: It's a million for anyone who can't do.
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: In the tens of Thank you.
- 1:14:06Speaker 7: Much appreciate that it was counting seven million.
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: It was I I said, seven fingers.
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: Mmm, I guess I want to go to high now.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: Darn't it? Four million?
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: Four million? Even take the low low.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess mid low. I guess mid low low.
- 1:14:37Speaker 13: Gina one million, twenty twenty single millions, twenty twenty money
- 1:14:46Speaker 13: in Los Angeles.
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: Gina says one million, yeah, argu.
- 1:14:50Speaker 7: Twenty money in Los Angeles.
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:14:53Speaker 3: Man telling me to change my bid twenty twenty money in.
- 1:15:01Speaker 5: Gotta be close. You know what, ten mil.
- 1:15:05Speaker 2: Ten million? Okay, You're gonna make sure I do the
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: right number of zeros here, Stevie was four million. Uh,
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: Gina was one million, Augie is ten million, and that
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: leaves it.
- 1:15:20Speaker 7: To Aaron Kristen.
- 1:15:24Speaker 4: Now, I want to be the closest without going over correct.
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: This is the last one she said, right, I think.
- 1:15:37Speaker 4: I want to pay it. I'm gonna do.
- 1:15:41Speaker 8: Fuck.
- 1:15:42Speaker 4: See. I remember when this listing went up because my
- 1:15:45Speaker 4: friend and I were like, can we buy this? And
- 1:15:48Speaker 4: we looked at it, so I remember what the price was.
- 1:15:51Speaker 4: I don't remember what it sold for. All right, I'm
- 1:15:58Speaker 4: gonna go with three point nine million.
- 1:16:02Speaker 2: Three point nine million, Yes, that's the right number of series. Okay,
- 1:16:12Speaker 2: in escalating again, an escalating order, an escalating order. We
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: have one million from Gina, three point nine million from Erin,
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: four million from Stevie, and ten million from Augie.
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: The actual final sale price of the Golden Girls House
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: four million, two hundred and sixty dollars. Stevie wins the
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: final listing.
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: The King is back, baby gooch man.
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: Aaron, I was willing, I was willing you to bid
- 1:16:54Speaker 2: four million and one. I was like, just do it,
- 1:16:57Speaker 2: just do it please.
- 1:16:59Speaker 4: I just couldn't run. Remember if it broke four million,
- 1:17:01Speaker 4: because it was originally listed it it.
- 1:17:03Speaker 2: Just barely broke four million is four million four zero
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: zero zero and then two hundred and sixty bucks on top.
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: Just I don't know, because you have to change unbelievably. Unbelievably,
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: the Dream Team have scored three episode points and have
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: won the episode four points to three.
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: Congratulations, Thank you, Great Games, Great Games.
- 1:17:29Speaker 4: Should I come ship talk to you guys every week
- 1:17:31Speaker 4: so that you do better?
- 1:17:32Speaker 5: Apparently because like we were getting our asses a murdered.
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: Aaron complain when he comes and talks to you guys, Yeah,
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: like I gotta get these guys like garbage.
- 1:17:44Speaker 4: No, we were terrified after we heard the gate was
- 1:17:48Speaker 4: it gately no?
- 1:17:49Speaker 8: Which No, when the beard Out people were on, nobody
- 1:17:55Speaker 8: had read the instructions.
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: That was my favorite bit of the show. So awesome,
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: Like everybody read the direction.
- 1:18:09Speaker 4: And everybody did have I'm glad you have so much
- 1:18:12Speaker 4: time to be on Gate Labors.
- 1:18:14Speaker 7: By the way, Yeah.
- 1:18:18Speaker 4: I'm just kidding. That was that was because she mentioned
- 1:18:22Speaker 4: it and obviously I miss you on on our show.
- 1:18:26Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like doing their show.
- 1:18:32Speaker 4: It's always better. No, Look to be fair, what Aaron
- 1:18:35Speaker 4: and I aren't saying is it's better to be on
- 1:18:38Speaker 4: someone else's show because you have to do way less work.
- 1:18:40Speaker 2: Yes, I much appreciate appearing momentarily of one of the
- 1:18:45Speaker 2: reasons I've offered to come on LUNI as a guest. Yes,
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: I will happily do. It's a lot easier and putting
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: together in you.
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: Guys should bring me on to the episode.
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: Yeah, I could spoil.
- 1:18:55Speaker 4: It, I guess, incredibly labor intensive. I had to write
- 1:18:59Speaker 4: like a research project.
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: I had to do about as much work for that
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: show as I do for this one.
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: It's too much work.
- 1:19:06Speaker 5: Yeah, and then we go out of our way to
- 1:19:09Speaker 5: fuck it up.
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: Ye yep, and then you guys ruin it every single time,
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: whereas on our show I ruined it.
- 1:19:17Speaker 5: So so maybe it's just the show.
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: Maybe I think you guys are holding me up to
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: me honest, all right, So it's the erin, it's the
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: it's the err you.
- 1:19:33Speaker 4: Know what, Maybe it isn't. I'm the guys. I'm Taylor Swift,
- 1:19:37Speaker 4: I'm the problem.
- 1:19:42Speaker 2: I'm Taylor Swift. No, I'm Taylor Swift.
- 1:19:46Speaker 7: I just want the money.
- 1:19:49Speaker 2: I would settle for like a hundred I was gonna say, yeah,
- 1:19:52Speaker 2: a tiny fraction in any event, ladies. There's been an
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: absolute joy to have you with us. I'm so glad
- 1:19:59Speaker 2: you guys. I hope you had fun. I certainly did.
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: That first round will stick in my memory for quite
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: some time. I still can't it over Rose getting Gangreine
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: on her venus.
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: It only happens once.
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: Oh God, we gotta do code names. We're off. Yeah, okay, ladies,
- 1:20:23Speaker 2: thank you so much for coming. Please tell our listeners
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: where they can find on the Luni and the incredibly
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: fun conversations you all have about one of the greatest
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: TV shows ever.
- 1:20:33Speaker 8: You can reach us across all socials at on the
- 1:20:36Speaker 8: Luni pod, and you can email us at on the
- 1:20:39Speaker 8: lunipod at gmail dot com.
- 1:20:42Speaker 2: All right, and individually. If any of you wishes to
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: be found on social media, I would understand if you
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: did not do any of you want to plug your
- 1:20:50Speaker 2: own social media or other things you may be working
- 1:20:53Speaker 2: on or doing at the time.
- 1:20:56Speaker 7: Oh, I believe that Aaron has sixteen other podcasts.
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: Sure I have some.
- 1:21:09Speaker 4: Suggested articles. Uh, guests, I've become their Charles. I'm there
- 1:21:15Speaker 4: like welcome guests.
- 1:21:18Speaker 2: Yes, how is Jeff and.
- 1:21:22Speaker 4: Jeff one for two?
- 1:21:27Speaker 7: Jeff?
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: If I wanted Jeff. I would have said, Jeff, got it.
- 1:21:34Speaker 4: Sorry, I didn't. I didn't recognize God. I'd say I'd
- 1:21:39Speaker 4: get better quality headphones, but we wear the same ones.
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: You eat a bean, sir, I will.
- 1:21:47Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, I'm pretty much everywhere. Or I also have
- 1:21:50Speaker 4: an art Patreon, so it's.
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: Arts artsy farts. Yes, it's excellent.
- 1:21:55Speaker 4: It's actually artie fartsy, but fuck you, someone else already
- 1:21:59Speaker 4: had that. Yeah, anyways. Abby loves Pizza is her Instagram
- 1:22:05Speaker 4: if anyone wants to follow herbby, I wants l u
- 1:22:10Speaker 4: v S pizza as it should be a turtle. Okay,
- 1:22:16Speaker 4: I'm done.
- 1:22:19Speaker 7: Gina christ JP underscore to the underscore.
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: H Yeah you are Instagram.
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:22:30Speaker 6: I post pictures of a bearded dragon a lot, so
- 1:22:34Speaker 6: it's cute.
- 1:22:35Speaker 2: Can confirm Jody is a fun follow?
- 1:22:39Speaker 4: Uh, she is a fun follow. You go fun places
- 1:22:43Speaker 4: and do things.
- 1:22:46Speaker 7: With a bearded dragon. Well? Yes, also yes.
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: Gina or Kristen, what about either of you?
- 1:22:56Speaker 3: I'm on Blue Sky at Gina Wells because I X anymore.
- 1:23:02Speaker 7: I'm on Blue Sky Bad Jody.
- 1:23:05Speaker 3: Nice, and I'm also on the Fink Show and that's
- 1:23:08Speaker 3: on pod Bean every weekday. Find Patreon and Aaron is
- 1:23:12Speaker 3: also part of that.
- 1:23:13Speaker 4: Hecky, I forgot that's one of my other things. And
- 1:23:16Speaker 4: Walt sent Us is another podcast also. It's so many things.
- 1:23:23Speaker 4: Our hearts will go on. Oh my god, I totally
- 1:23:26Speaker 4: forgot about Jeremy because he's dead.
- 1:23:30Speaker 3: Podcast all right, where can they find you?
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: Widow Farley Kristen, Queen of the Bean.
- 1:23:40Speaker 3: Yes, you know, I might as well promote it.
- 1:23:44Speaker 8: I have an Instagram book gem Recks, where I promote
- 1:23:48Speaker 8: heck yeah reviews. A lot of them are super smutty,
- 1:23:51Speaker 8: but they're fun, so heck yeah.
- 1:23:54Speaker 2: I mean honestly, Like she agreed to review mine, I
- 1:23:59Speaker 2: was like, oh, gonna be disappointed by the lack of
- 1:24:01Speaker 2: fun in this. It turned up loved it so for
- 1:24:07Speaker 2: the next to win to win in my book, thank
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: you so much. We have to do this again when
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: when you finish up and move on to Empty Nest
- 1:24:18Speaker 2: the spinoff, I mean, you could do the Golden Palace.
- 1:24:23Speaker 4: I mean, are you mad at us? Is that why
- 1:24:26Speaker 4: you want us to watch Golden Pound?
- 1:24:28Speaker 2: No? No, I'm not requesting anything. You do what you like,
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: I'm gonna follow. It just leaves me to think, Uh,
- 1:24:35Speaker 2: it's Stevie where can people find you?
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