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Dyso’s Big Announcement! · Matt and Alex

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  S1: A listener production. Likesome to die for yoghurt on some
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  S1: perfectly soaked bircher.
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  S2: Bad boys get all the yum yum yum.
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  S3: Yum yum good yum yum good.
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  S4: It's Matt and Alex all day breakfast. Love seeing this headline.
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  S4: Alex Dyson the free Ozharvest supermarket opens in Adelaide's west,
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  S4: offering groceries to people in need as demand for food
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  S4: relief rises. How good is that? So you can actually
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  S4: go into the supermarket. It's all food and takeaway meals
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  S4: and cooked meals that have been rescued from local businesses
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  S4: that were otherwise going to get chucked out.
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  S5: Bloody love it. And I love, I love anything with
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  S5: a bit of an honesty system. You know, people who
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  S5: need it will go along and get a meal and
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  S5: it'll be great. It's the same as you like going
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  S5: along the road and it's like, oh, strawberries on the
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  S5: side of the road, you know, three bucks. Just chuck
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  S5: it in the honesty tin and you're away. It's. Yeah,
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  S5: it's what society should be like, isn't it? Absolutely.
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  S4: And look, our podcast is free also. You can always
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  S4: have it whenever you want it. You don't even need
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  S4: to chuck a couple of bucks in to a little tin.
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  S4: But Alex Dyson, we are dishing up a few big
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  S4: news strawberries today. We've got something on our run sheet
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  S4: that says Big Alex Dyson announcement, so I don't want
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  S4: to hold up any longer.
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  S5: Let's get into it, shall we? It's Matt and Alex
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  S5: all day. Breakfast.
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  S6: Let's get this show on the road.
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  S7: Let's go. Here we go, here we go, here we go.
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  S5: Well, Matt Okine, I am pretty happy to announce to
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  S5: the world that once again, I am beating you in
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  S5: a long form chess match, uh, on the chess app.
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  S5: And it's going great. I'm very happy with where I'm
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  S5: at at the moment. I mean, you started off a
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  S5: bishop ahead. I draw him back. It's. It's looking quite good.
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  S4: I can't believe I let that fall as well. Anyway, look,
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  S4: no one cares about our chess rivalry, which I am
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  S4: clearly better at you, considering I've beaten you so many
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  S4: times in the short form game. Like so many times.
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  S5: No, I am, I am the ray gun of chess.
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  S5: I it's all about expression when I play.
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  S4: Okay, now listen, we have a little gap here in
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  S4: our schedule that we put together. And when I say
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  S4: we I mean producer Bron uh, and Bron always, you know,
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  S4: like puts together our plan for the show. And at
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  S4: the top spot this very first segment it says Alex's
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  S4: big announcement. Now this could be a number of things.
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  S4: I don't know what it could be but I feel very,
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  S4: very excited.
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  S5: Well, it's I'm sorry to say it's the years of
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  S5: you asking if I've ever have ever have kids. Uh,
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  S5: it's not going to be any sort of answer to that,
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  S5: but I am happy to announce.
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  S4: Oh, no. Okay. That's okay. But there's there's other good news.
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  S4: Hit us with a dieso.
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  S5: Well, I am happy to announce that once again, I'm
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  S5: going to be putting on the the suit and tie
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  S5: and fronting up as the independent candidates for the seat
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  S5: of Wannon in south west Victoria. We're going again.
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  S4: Yes, mate. Now, this is incredible news. Having seen one
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  S4: of the people who you ran alongside last time, David Pocock,
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  S4: making leaps and bounds in his fields, representing the good
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  S4: people of. I can't remember what the seat of the
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  S4: act is, but he's doing really great stuff. Well, he's
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  S4: a senator.
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  S5: In the act. So yeah.
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  S4: Working on a working. I still don't understand anyways. I
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  S4: still don't. House of Representatives house. You tried to explain
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  S4: this to me every time. I don't get it.
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  S5: Anyways, we really need to get year six Canberra camp
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  S5: again for adults. Wouldn't it be great if we could
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  S5: set up week six Canberra camp for adults?
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  S4: You've tried to tell me all this stuff before and
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  S4: every time I just don't listen. I cannot like my
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  S4: brain is not built to understand the boring nature of
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  S4: Australian Parliament composition. Okay, so all I do know is
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  S4: that you are going to be the potential leader of
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  S4: the people of Wannon.
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  S5: Well, I would like to call it the head follower,
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  S5: because what an independent does is listen to the people.
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  S5: And so I'll be, um, following their lead when it
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  S5: comes to that. But no, it was it's such a
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  S5: big thing to do and it's such a difficult thing
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  S5: going through. But I couldn't not do it. And I
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  S5: think it's because it is despite being, you know, extremely
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  S5: taxing and tiring and a lot of the time the
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  S5: good side of it and the people you meet and
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  S5: the sort of hope and goodwill that comes out of
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  S5: running for Parliament and taking a little interest. And that's
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  S5: it's something that I couldn't not say yes to again.
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  S5: And it's also for people like yourself, Matt O'Connor, or
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  S5: young people or old people or people who aren't super
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  S5: interested in politics. It's good. The only way we get
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  S5: things done is people do what they can do. And
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  S5: for me, having a general interest in politics, having, you know,
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  S5: a couple of triple J Textline and work in media
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  S5: for many years, you've got a bit more perspective on
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  S5: people's opinions when it comes to stuff. You can talk
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  S5: a little bit more like I've got a few things
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  S5: that make me, I guess, more appropriate or more willing
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  S5: to to be the candidate in the campaign than other people.
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  S5: But it's about everyone doing what they can do. And
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  S5: for some people, that's small things. It's like donating money.
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  S5: It could be donating a little bit of time. It
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  S5: could be as we've got a few people in the
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  S5: Warren campaign doing already sewing some dog bandanas, ready to
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  S5: be out there with the Dyson name on it.
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  S4: Dogs as in rat dogs?
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  S5: No, we've got separate rat bandanas for the for the
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  S5: rats of the campaign. But, um. But I am very excited.
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  S5: And you might think. Does this mean an election has
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  S5: been called? No, it hasn't, but I thought I would
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  S5: announce earlier in the event that 1st May be at
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  S5: some stage, I'll be ready to go. And so you'll
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  S5: be hearing lots of lots of tales from the campaign as,
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  S5: as we did, which is about two years ago now.
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  S4: Now. Okay. I just want to ask you what the
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  S4: tipping point was, because I also know that during any
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  S4: huge campaign like this. Right. And I'm assuming it would
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  S4: be similar to what it's like when you're in amidst
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  S4: a big TV production in which there's just so much
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  S4: going on, it's so hectic and a little part of
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  S4: your voice goes, don't ever do this again, Matt. Don't
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  S4: ever do this again. Right. Matt.
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  S5: But there wasn't a little part of my voice. It
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  S5: was my actual voice. I was driving alone on the terrible,
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  S5: pothole ridden roads of Wannon by myself in the back country,
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  S5: going between places. And I said out loud to myself
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  S5: in the car, Alex, no matter what future you says,
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  S5: never do this again. I said it out loud to
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  S5: myself and now.
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  S4: Look at what I'm doing. You actually vocalized it.
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  S5: I said I was talking to myself in aloud in
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  S5: the car, as if to solidify it. Just going don't
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  S5: listen to what that trickster in the future is going
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  S5: to tell you. Never do this again because it is
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  S5: extremely hard. You're getting attacked from all sorts of angles.
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  S5: Like already before I've even announced since I'm announcing officially today.
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  S5: But I've told a few people I think word may have,
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  S5: you know, spread around town already. The big parties who
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  S5: are in at the moment have been putting out polling,
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  S5: like there's people on phones calling random numbers in one
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  S5: and going, what's your biggest concern about Alex Dyson? They're
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  S5: already doing negative campaign farming on me.
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  S4: I don't like.
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  S5: I can save you the time. Just listen to All
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  S5: Day Breakfast. There's your biggest concerns with Alex Dyson. He
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  S5: says them every.
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  S4: Morning from.
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  S5: 5.
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  S4: A.m.. A thousand episodes to comb through. I know there's your.
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  S5: Taxpayers money going into that. Unbloody believable. But, um, there
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  S5: is something to be said for the change that you
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  S5: can make. And some of it's big. Like, there's life
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  S5: changing things. Like so much of our lives are impacted
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  S5: by what happens, whether it's, you know, the the level
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  S5: of taxation on profits from, you know, our gas which
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  S5: people go, oh, it's better to sell overseas at Ukraine
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  S5: war prices then to Australia. And we're not going to
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  S5: tax it very much. There's like big picture things like that.
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  S5: But there's also tiny little things around like areas of where,
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  S5: you know, people like I took a bit more of
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  S5: an interest. I got a message two elections ago from
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  S5: a young girl who was like, I never really cared
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  S5: about politics. And then I thought about it a little
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  S5: bit after I saw your post, and now I'm going
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  S5: to look up and see, you know, how I could
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  S5: vote the best. And that's sort of what a thriving
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  S5: democracy should be as well, is people voting for for
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  S5: people who really reflect their values and, and are honest
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  S5: and truthful. And yeah, I'm going to try and do
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  S5: their absolute best. And so I've gotten over it. Maybe
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  S5: it's just like going through a giving birth. I have
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  S5: not and never will. But for those people who do
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  S5: that go, I'm never having another kid. And then like, oh,
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  S5: this one's quite cute. Maybe, maybe a little sibling would
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  S5: be okay. But that wow, I cannot wait to.
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  S4: I cannot wait for the Liberal Party to have out
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  S4: have ads now. Alex Dyson is so disconnected with the
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  S4: women of Australia that he thinks doing a bit of
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  S4: door knocking is the same. As squeezing out a baby. Oh,
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  S4: let's just hear about that guy. So unbelievable.
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  S5: I am out of touch, so I do need to.
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  S5: I need to get my ducks in a row there, but, um,
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  S5: that's going to be part of it. Listening to so
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  S5: many people. And so if you would like to get
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  S5: in touch, if you want to, you know, help out,
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  S5: if you want to tell me your opinion about what
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  S5: a politician should do, that's what it's all about. Obviously,
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  S5: the uh, A.E. Dyson. The Alex Dyson DMs on Facebook
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  S5: and Instagram are open. Feel free to send them in
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  S5: to Alex, but, um, producer Bron might not love that
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  S5: as much. Um, but also jump on the Alex Dyson Independent.com.
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  S5: Pick out yourself some sick merch if you want to
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  S5: be the first person to be rocking the brand new
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  S5: orange Alex Dyson independent merch. Get on there right now
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  S5: because that will help the campaign. And, uh, yeah, you
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  S5: can wear it around wherever, wherever you like. And the
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  S5: people will be like, what?
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  S4: Alex Dyson, independent.com. You got your own website. Okay. I
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  S4: just I just googled, son.
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  S5: Check out that.
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  S4: Orange.
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  S5: You got an orange hoodie. You've got yourself a tote bag,
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  S5: you got yourself a t shirt, and you've got yourself
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  S5: a very special item there. Matt. Check that out.
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  S4: Uh, Alex Dyson, the rare Alex Dyson independent obsidian black
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  S4: tote bag. Yeah. What's that?
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  S5: It's the rarest of all Alex Dyson independent merch, which
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  S5: is why it's priced at $500.
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  S4: Is there only one of these totes?
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  S5: No, there's a couple, but you got to get in
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  S5: quick if you want to have the rarest of all totes.
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  S4: Oh my God. I'm reading this. Rumor has it that
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  S4: if Alex Dyson is within 100 yards of these totes,
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  S4: he legally has to sign it with a gold sparkly pen. Wow. $500.
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  S4: All right, well, there you go.
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  S5: Truly, the goat of totes. That's, uh. That's what it
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  S5: is there. And, yes, most of that may be a
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  S5: donation to the Dyson for wanted campaign, but at least
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  S5: you get something for it. Rather than just feeling good.
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  S4: You've got the backing of me, you've got the backing
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  S4: of our podcast team, and I'm sure that you've got
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  S4: the backing of every listener on all day Breakfast. We
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  S4: can't wait to keep updated with your journey along this campaign,
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  S4: and hopefully see you in the head spot one of
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  S4: these days. Leading the parliamentary, the representatives and senators. Peoples. Congratulations.
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  S5: Can you be my PR manager?
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  UU: Lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo
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  UU: lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo.
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  S4: Well, Alex Dyson, after providing us with the number one
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  S4: news of the day, the fact that you're running again
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  S4: in for the position of one, um, the head spot. Yep.
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  S4: The head spot. Uh, we're on to the number two
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  S4: news story of the day. And I mean that quite literally.
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  S5: All right. What story? About fecal matter you got this time.
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  S5: You've written a song about it. Well, we.
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  S4: Can't all be clean cut politicians, mate. Some of us
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  S4: have to rely on excrement to get our content. Yes.
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  S4: All right.
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  S5: I'll tell you what. If I become a politician, I'll
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  S5: be talking a lot of extra, and I'll tell you
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  S5: that much. It's what they do for a living, mate.
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  S4: Well, just be careful. You're within, uh, you know, running
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  S4: distance of a good toilet facility. Unlike some very powerful
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  S4: people in the United States recently die. So you might
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  S4: have seen this news story coming out of Massachusetts, where
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  S4: the US Secret Service has had to apologize to a
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  S4: Massachusetts salon. Right? Because they broke into her building and
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  S4: used the bathroom ahead of a fundraiser for Vice President
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  S4: Kamala Harris without asking. Now, you've heard about this story.
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  S5: I did, but I still am finding it difficult to
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  S5: believe that the Secret Service were conducting a raid in
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  S5: order to get to a dunny. Yeah, that's that's quite
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  S5: incredible work from the Secret Service that you'd be terrified.
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  S5: Was there anyone in the building?
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  S4: I don't know. that look, it says here that the
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  S4: salon owner, Alicia Powers, says that Secret Service agents put
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  S4: duct tape over her security cameras and broke into her
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  S4: building by picking the lock. They then allowed various people
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  S4: to use the salon's bathroom over a two hour period.
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  S5: So I thought there was just one dude who was
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  S5: just busting. And so he he, like, flashed his badge
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  S5: and then shoulder charged the door or something. No, let.
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  S4: Me tell you, there was a lot of agents flashing
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  S4: their bottom badge. Yeah, to the, uh, to the toilet,
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  S4: I'll tell you that much. And, um. And look, the
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  S4: owner of the salon. Right, uh, told Business Insider that
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  S4: she was aware that she had. So she had to
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  S4: close the salon. I didn't know this. They obviously said, look,
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  S4: you're going to have to close for the day.
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  S5: Yep. They're not going to compensate her for the lost business.
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  S4: Well, I hope they've at least provided a, you know,
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  S4: extra dunny roll or something like two hours of use for.
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  S4: Have you seen how much these Secret Service agents are
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  S4: carrying as well? I mean, they got the vests on probably. They're,
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  S4: you know, they're they've obviously got a, you know, expending
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  S4: a lot of energy is what I'm going to try
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  S4: and say. And, you know, energy requires fuel and fuel
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  S4: gets turned into exhaust. So, um, so yeah, I wonder
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  S4: what they had to do, but they I've been picking
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  S4: the lock and duct taping the cameras. This is, this
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  S4: seems like a.
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  S5: Lot that is big lengths to go to in order
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  S5: to go to the bathroom. And we asked you, what
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  S5: have you had to do whilst you were busting for
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  S5: the loo? Pineapple Jones says, I wore my baby in
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  S5: a baby carrier while doing my business, because I didn't
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  S5: want to put her on the gross public toilet floor.
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  S5: I think that's fine. That is so fine. Pineapple Jones kids.
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  S4: You you turn your back for a second and they
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  S4: won't just sit on that floor, they will lick it
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  S4: and you just cannot trust them anywhere. Strap to you.
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  S4: That's what the Secret Service should have been using their
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  S4: duct tape for strapping your baby to you so that
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  S4: they don't touch any of the grossness.
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  S5: Oh, this is a squirmy warning. Speaking of which, Renny,
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  S5: I had to poo into a napkin whilst camping at splendour.
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  S4: I mean, this is an interesting decision, isn't it? Like
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  S4: there is surely grass and dirt where this person is standing.
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  S4: Why into the why? Catching it with the pwhpa's baseball mitt.
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  S4: Just catching one from the outfield. Yeah.
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  S5: You're into the dirt and then wipe with a napkin,
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  S5: I don't know. I don't know, ready? We need more
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  S5: details on that.
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  S4: Catching it in your Ian Healy's. I mean, I don't
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  S4: know whether we need whether you need the special glove
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  S4: or not.
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  S5: Uh, that's Adam Gilchrist for our younger listeners. Uh, Casey
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  S5: Casey said I once peed in between carriages of an
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  S5: old train as it was moving.
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  S4: Now that that is just to show off. Honestly, that's.
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  S5: Like some sort of James Bond Mission Impossible scene.
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  S4: Or something. Oh, God forbid. There was, you know, some
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  S4: sort of Pierce Brosnan Sean Connery like, hanging underneath the
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  S4: train on some mission and just copping the spray back.
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  S5: Oh, they're over a bridge and someone fishing underneath or something.
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  S4: I mean, that sounds sort of like. But but I
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  S4: don't know if you've ever been to India, but that's
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  S4: kind of what happens anyway. Like, if you go to
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  S4: the toilet in the train in India, it's just a toilet.
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  S4: That a hole just leads to the track. Like you
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  S4: just look down the hole and see it. Why is
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  S4: there a guy pooping in the in the carriage next
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  S4: to us? Right. And I just saw droppings coming out
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  S4: of the bottom of the train. Just. Just falling down.
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  S5: We're looking out the window of a curve.
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  S4: We were stopped at a station, and he just did
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  S4: it at the station. It was just dropping from the
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  S4: bottom of the train.
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  S5: So it looked like the train was pulling.
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  S4: If you couldn't see, you know like this little guinea
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  S4: pig pellets just popping them out. Uh, Brady says I
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  S4: did a poo on my mate's back deck. His wife
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  S4: found it in the morning. It was a bad situation. Brady. Why? Mate,
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  S4: we talk about staining your deck. Not like that.
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  S8: Oops.
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  S4: I've been riding my bike to work. Alex Tyson, as
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  S4: you all know.
• 18:27
  S5: Ding ding.
• 18:28
  S4: Yeah, and I was riding home the other day after
• 18:31
  S4: our show, riding along, and a guy coming the opposite
• 18:34
  S4: direction gives me a little bit of a slow down. Right? The, um,
• 18:40
  S4: you know, he puts his hands like it's the hand signal,
• 18:42
  S4: the slow down. Okay.
• 18:43
  S5: Sort of like he's bouncing a basketball. Almost.
• 18:46
  S4: Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Exactly like that. He's doing the imaginary basketball,
• 18:49
  S4: and he wasn't even on a bike. He was on a.
• 18:51
  S4: What's one of those? It's not a Segway because it
• 18:53
  S4: doesn't have the hold on thing. The handles. It's just
• 18:58
  S4: like a it's like one of those bouncy ball platform
• 19:03
  S4: y things. Remember those things that you used to have
• 19:05
  S4: back in the day where it was just like a, a,
• 19:07
  S4: a round plate with a ball in the middle of it,
• 19:10
  S4: and people used to bounce up and down on it.
• 19:12
  S5: I kind of know what you mean. Yeah. He's on
• 19:14
  S5: a single wheel with like, pegs on the side. Yes.
• 19:17
  S4: Exactly like that. Yeah. Right. So he's got the big
• 19:19
  S4: motorcycle helmet on, but then he's on an old single wheel.
• 19:22
  S4: Let's call him Peggy. So Peggy, uh, gives me the
• 19:26
  S4: old slow down and I'm thinking, okay, now, normally in
• 19:29
  S4: the car, you get the old lights. Means there's police
• 19:32
  S4: up ahead, right? So I'm like.
• 19:34
  S5: So you you're thinking this is a slow down because
• 19:36
  S5: he's worried about you getting a fine, not a slow
• 19:39
  S5: down or a buddy. Slow down. You're going too fast.
• 19:42
  S4: No, I definitely wasn't. I was just I was just
• 19:43
  S4: riding along. He's going slow down So I'm thinking, okay,
• 19:45
  S4: am I like. And then I'm like, well, that's ridiculous.
• 19:48
  S4: There's not going to be cops here. Like there's no
• 19:51
  S4: speed limit on the bike path, I don't think. Yeah.
• 19:54
  S4: And even then I can't imagine the setup that they
• 19:57
  S4: would need to have like the speed gun and stuff.
• 20:00
  S4: So then I was like, okay, well maybe there's been
• 20:02
  S4: a crash up ahead. Mhm. Um, and so I'm going
• 20:06
  S4: around the corner and I keep looking and I keep
• 20:07
  S4: looking and I can't see any sign of a crash.
• 20:09
  S4: And then I turn a corner bush turkey. There was
• 20:14
  S4: a bush turkey on the bike path.
• 20:16
  S5: This guy's obviously gone past the bush turkey and thought,
• 20:18
  S5: oh no, this, this bush turkey could be getting someone
• 20:22
  S5: in a bit of trouble here.
• 20:22
  S4: Exactly, exactly. So and I was like, you know what?
• 20:25
  S4: That's right. Because I could have I could have stacked it. Um, but, uh,
• 20:28
  S4: but then it also made me think that one. Welcome
• 20:32
  S4: to Queensland. I'm back. Uh, the old bush turkey on
• 20:35
  S4: the bike path. It's like a new, um, it's like
• 20:38
  S4: a new.
• 20:39
  S5: King Gizzard album. Well.
• 20:41
  S4: I was thinking more. It's it's like a tongue twister
• 20:44
  S4: you know what I mean? It's like she sells seashells
• 20:47
  S4: by the seashore. He blasts right past bike path. Bush turkeys.
• 20:52
  S4: I think that's the new one they're going to teach
• 20:54
  S4: all the drama kids going to do now. He blasts
• 20:58
  S4: right past bike path bush turkeys. Okay, now.
• 21:03
  S5: Getting ready for your big performance. You're saying that in
• 21:05
  S5: the dressing room? Yeah, but.
• 21:06
  S4: I was thankful because. Did I tell you that I
• 21:08
  S4: stacked it on my bike recently? Yes. I didn't like
• 21:14
  S4: I had a.
• 21:14
  S5: Proper oh nine bike stack.
• 21:16
  S4: Oh my God, man. And like, I'm now 39. And
• 21:22
  S4: I was like, I that that that was a fall,
• 21:26
  S4: you know what I mean? Like I had a fall I've,
• 21:29
  S4: I've had an actual I've had a, I've had a
• 21:31
  S4: proper fall here.
• 21:32
  S5: Now was it a crash into something or was it
• 21:35
  S5: something Tom Ballard did back in the day where he
• 21:37
  S5: was riding with no hands? And then there was a
• 21:39
  S5: strong gust of wind and it blew him off.
• 21:42
  S4: I was going I was trying to turn my back
• 21:45
  S4: light on. Right. So.
• 21:47
  S5: And I was just riding.
• 21:48
  S4: Yes. And I was like, you know, I was trying
• 21:52
  S4: to make it look like it was something I could
• 21:53
  S4: just easily do, like it was effortless. And so I'm
• 21:56
  S4: reaching behind me. But as I was trying to reach
• 21:58
  S4: behind me, it wasn't turning on. It was really difficult.
• 22:01
  S4: And then I started going down this hill, and the
• 22:03
  S4: hill was steeper than I thought. And so I was
• 22:05
  S4: going too fast with only one hand on the brakes.
• 22:07
  S4: So I start braking and suddenly my wheel locked up,
• 22:10
  S4: and then I start skidding left and right, like full
• 22:13
  S4: noodling and along. And then I just stack it, man
• 22:16
  S4: like knees scraping on the ground. My hand bangs on
• 22:19
  S4: the ground. I fully flop right in the middle of
• 22:22
  S4: the bike path, just as another bike rider comes along
• 22:26
  S4: and he's all in the lycra and stuff, and he.
• 22:28
  S4: And he pulls up and he's like, man, are you okay?
• 22:31
  S4: And you know, when you get the are you okay?
• 22:33
  S4: And you've just got to like be like, oh yeah,
• 22:36
  S4: I don't know how that happened. And you just feel
• 22:38
  S4: like the Biggest Loser, man, I was so embarrassed.
• 22:41
  S5: Did you any blood? Any blood?
• 22:43
  S4: Oh, yeah. There was blood on my knee. There was
• 22:45
  S4: blood on my hand. I got home, I got home
• 22:48
  S4: and had to tell Sophia. I was like, dad fell
• 22:51
  S4: off his bike. I felt so embarrassed. I felt like
• 22:54
  S4: such an old man.
• 22:57
  S5: Particularly as she's just started riding without training wheels. So
• 23:02
  S5: she didn't say. She didn't say. You can borrow mine now,
• 23:05
  S5: did she?
• 23:06
  S4: Yeah. So I don't know. Maybe now, whenever people see
• 23:09
  S4: me on the bike path, they're telling others to slow down.
• 23:11
  S4: They're like, there's a bloody turkey behind us. And that
• 23:16
  S4: is the end of another Matt and Alex all day breakfast.
• 23:18
  S4: We cannot wait to see you, Thomas, because we're going
• 23:21
  S4: to be back here. Same time, same place.
• 23:22
  S5: Yeah, we are going, going, gone for today's show. But
• 23:26
  S5: thanks so much for downloading it. We really appreciate it
• 23:28
  S5: and we will chat to you soon.
• 23:30
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• 23:33
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• 23:36
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