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- 1:14Speaker 6: What is up everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
- 1:16Speaker 6: Boy Dad podcast. Today it is Monday. It is June
- 1:20Speaker 6: twentieth and juneteenth observed, June teenth observed.
- 1:25Speaker 7: And also is it the longest day of the year?
- 1:27Speaker 7: Is that tomorrow?
- 1:28Speaker 4: I have no idea, or is that today? I don't know.
- 1:31Speaker 1: I think it's the longest day of the years. I
- 1:32Speaker 1: think it's like the uh summer solstice. Really, yeah, dude,
- 1:39Speaker 1: you don't even you don't pay attention to that.
- 1:40Speaker 4: No, No, I feel like so much of my mood.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Is affected by when the sun sets, so I have
- 1:44Speaker 1: to I have to maximize it.
- 1:46Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well, but it's it's not going to be
- 1:47Speaker 6: a huge difference. I think the shortest day of the
- 1:50Speaker 6: year is Christmas Eve, right, or.
- 1:52Speaker 7: Like December twenty first? I thought found that, Yeah, which
- 1:55Speaker 7: is six months from is it six months from now?
- 1:57Speaker 7: Six months from now? Probably six months from tow tomorrow.
- 2:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:01Speaker 6: I've been trying to be outside as much as I can.
- 2:03Speaker 4: I've been walking everywhere.
- 2:05Speaker 7: Which means in two days days start getting shorter.
- 2:07Speaker 4: Yeah, which sucks. Not buy that much though, But little by.
- 2:12Speaker 1: Little it's gonna start sucking, Like it starts getting bad.
- 2:14Speaker 4: Yeah, the winter here is dark. Yeah, spring stops springing when.
- 2:18Speaker 6: You get out of the office. That were like the
- 2:19Speaker 6: yak ends at like two, when it's already dark out. Yeah,
- 2:22Speaker 6: it's fuckings already setting. It doesn't feel really good at all.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Now I need to start, uh, Like, I want to
- 2:29Speaker 1: live in two places. I feel like that'd be fucking sweet,
- 2:32Speaker 1: living in like the South in the in the winter time,
- 2:34Speaker 1: in the North in the summer.
- 2:35Speaker 4: Or some shit like that. Yeah, you're gonna do that.
- 2:38Speaker 7: I want to do that.
- 2:39Speaker 1: I'm not going to because I don't follow through on
- 2:41Speaker 1: any of the things that would make me truly happy,
- 2:43Speaker 1: like stretching and meditating and eating healthy and exercising and
- 2:47Speaker 1: like having any type of discipline in my life at all.
- 2:49Speaker 7: Yeah, but I want to do shit like that.
- 2:51Speaker 6: It would be nice. I have two houses. Yeah, maybe
- 2:54Speaker 6: go to the shore.
- 2:56Speaker 4: Dude.
- 2:56Speaker 1: Remember at the beginning of fucking quarantine, when people were
- 2:59Speaker 1: just like migrant to around, they were just like living
- 3:01Speaker 1: in they like live in an airbnb here for like
- 3:04Speaker 1: two like weeks and then then pop somewhere else and.
- 3:07Speaker 6: Yeah, but I feel like you had to be like
- 3:08Speaker 6: rich as fuck to do that, you think, Yeah.
- 3:11Speaker 7: That was like the last heyday of Airbnb.
- 3:14Speaker 4: Yeah, everbynb sucks now. Yeah, it's so expensive and.
- 3:18Speaker 1: I'm all I see is tweets about people saying that
- 3:20Speaker 1: they have to do chores at their airbnba.
- 3:22Speaker 6: And there's like hitting cameras everywhere and.
- 3:24Speaker 1: Shit, Yeah, that should be the right of the owner
- 3:26Speaker 1: to be able to jerk off to whoever's taste in
- 3:29Speaker 1: the house.
- 3:30Speaker 4: Yeah, I did a.
- 3:32Speaker 6: The last time I did an airbnb was like right
- 3:35Speaker 6: after I graduated high school and I went to Martha's
- 3:38Speaker 6: Vineyard with some friends and it was like over one
- 3:40Speaker 6: thousand dollars for like two nights.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Not sweet, No, And you have to have an awesome
- 3:45Speaker 1: house or else you're just like staying in someone else's
- 3:47Speaker 1: dead skin.
- 3:48Speaker 4: Well, we were staying in someone's like guesthouse and they
- 3:50Speaker 4: were home.
- 3:51Speaker 7: That's even worse. Yeah, because you really can't whoop it up.
- 3:54Speaker 4: Now.
- 3:55Speaker 7: The reason you get an Airbnb is to go whoop
- 3:57Speaker 7: it up.
- 3:58Speaker 1: Yeah, And if you're not allowed to fucking woop it
- 4:00Speaker 1: up into Airbnb, it's it's a waste of the fucking trip.
- 4:02Speaker 4: Now. Yeah.
- 4:03Speaker 6: I remember when we were planning on me and my friends,
- 4:05Speaker 6: we were going to try and go to Europe after
- 4:07Speaker 6: we graduated high school, and we had ended up the
- 4:09Speaker 6: plans end up falling through. But the airbnb it was
- 4:12Speaker 6: going to be like it was like sixty dollars a
- 4:14Speaker 6: night for like four rooms, damn in Europe.
- 4:18Speaker 7: Where in Europe?
- 4:19Speaker 4: I think that was in Barcelona. Yeah, dude, it had
- 4:21Speaker 4: to be.
- 4:22Speaker 1: I think I feel like Barcelona has a crazy airbnb
- 4:25Speaker 1: economy or something like that, and I think locals are
- 4:27Speaker 1: so pissed, like or I don't know, I heard about
- 4:29Speaker 1: this a while ago.
- 4:30Speaker 4: I would just live in an airbnb. Yeah, yeah, I think.
- 4:33Speaker 1: But I think they're saying it's like ruining Barcelona, that
- 4:36Speaker 1: it's like becoming this uh airbnb town instead of having
- 4:39Speaker 1: any like local flavor.
- 4:41Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Everything I've heard about Barcelona is is the least Spanish
- 4:44Speaker 1: city of all of all Spain.
- 4:46Speaker 6: I didn't really have any interest in going. Why what,
- 4:50Speaker 6: I want to go to Italy or Switzerland.
- 4:53Speaker 7: Dude, I'm trying to go to Switzerland too.
- 4:54Speaker 4: Yeah, Switzerland's sick. I want to go see the Alps.
- 4:56Speaker 4: Let's take the pot to the Alps. Dude, you'll ski,
- 4:59Speaker 4: I'll teach you how to yodel. Yeah. Yeah, I would
- 5:03Speaker 4: love to go to uh, to go to Switzerland. What
- 5:06Speaker 4: intrigues you about it? Just the fucking views. You're just
- 5:09Speaker 4: trying to be in a fucking hot tub.
- 5:11Speaker 6: Yeah, over, want to take one of those long ass
- 5:12Speaker 6: train rides? Yeah, mountains, a gondola perhaps, No?
- 5:16Speaker 4: No, not a gondola.
- 5:17Speaker 7: Wow, what's wrong with a gondola?
- 5:18Speaker 4: Gondola suck? Why? Or what?
- 5:21Speaker 7: Gondolas are fucking sick?
- 5:22Speaker 4: No, they're scary.
- 5:23Speaker 7: How if it's closed in?
- 5:25Speaker 4: I don't like heights.
- 5:26Speaker 7: What it's the same thing as a ski lift. Don't
- 5:27Speaker 7: you take ski lifts when you go ski or do
- 5:29Speaker 7: you take the thing where you hold on drag?
- 5:32Speaker 4: Yeah? I do what. I don't enjoy them? Really, Yeah,
- 5:34Speaker 4: it spooks you out a little bit.
- 5:36Speaker 7: I don't understand how.
- 5:38Speaker 4: Uh.
- 5:39Speaker 7: Even watching watching Top Gun made me a lot less
- 5:42Speaker 7: scared of heights, flying and everything, because it's like, dude,
- 5:44Speaker 7: they're fucking just like tumbling through the air. There's like
- 5:47Speaker 7: people who are going way harder on heights than just
- 5:50Speaker 7: like riding a slow and steady gondola.
- 5:52Speaker 1: It's basically a fucking escalator. Have you ever even heard
- 5:55Speaker 1: of a gondola wire like snapping and fucking falling back
- 5:58Speaker 1: to earth?
- 5:59Speaker 4: No?
- 6:00Speaker 6: Oh, I don't think the wire ever snaps. I think
- 6:01Speaker 6: it's more of the thing becomes I don't I don't know.
- 6:05Speaker 6: I guess I've only ever seen I've never seen it.
- 6:07Speaker 6: I guess I've never heard of a gondola accent. I've
- 6:09Speaker 6: heard of like chair left accidents, but I think it's
- 6:11Speaker 6: usually that's usually a manual problem.
- 6:13Speaker 1: I'd be fucking shaking the gondolo with Hiah, I'd be
- 6:17Speaker 1: rocking that bitch back and forth, trying to tip it over.
- 6:20Speaker 6: I think it's usually like a like a kid is
- 6:22Speaker 6: like hanging off of it while the mom's like holding
- 6:24Speaker 6: on to him.
- 6:25Speaker 4: It happens, It's happened before.
- 6:27Speaker 6: I've seen so many videos of it, and they have
- 6:28Speaker 6: to bring out like the net to catch the kid.
- 6:31Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, that's fucking sick. The net doesn't do shit.
- 6:34Speaker 4: It probably does.
- 6:35Speaker 7: Do they fall through or do they like just bounce
- 6:37Speaker 7: off the fucking I.
- 6:38Speaker 6: Think they like you, just like four people grab the
- 6:40Speaker 6: corners of the net and they pull it as tight
- 6:42Speaker 6: as they can, and.
- 6:43Speaker 1: The mom is getting her like mom's strength, the strength
- 6:46Speaker 1: you get to save a child.
- 6:47Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I don't understand. Because there's one video
- 6:49Speaker 6: specifically that I'm thinking of, and it's like the the
- 6:52Speaker 6: mom is like holding on or maybe this is actually happening.
- 6:54Speaker 6: I think I might have witnessed it this in person. Yeah,
- 6:57Speaker 6: and the mom's like holding on to the kid, and
- 7:00Speaker 6: she like isn't picking him back up. And I'm like,
- 7:02Speaker 6: how do you not have like the like adrenaline rush
- 7:04Speaker 6: to like just like find that strength, and.
- 7:05Speaker 4: She doesn't love the kid.
- 7:06Speaker 6: Yeah, lift your child back onto the chairlift.
- 7:08Speaker 4: It's probably adopted, dude.
- 7:10Speaker 7: She doesn't have the natural fucking strength to be able
- 7:12Speaker 7: to yank the kid up.
- 7:14Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 7:14Speaker 6: She's like, if there was like my child was hanging
- 7:17Speaker 6: off of a chairlift, I think I would find that
- 7:19Speaker 6: strength and be like, all right, let's pull him back up.
- 7:22Speaker 1: Yeah, rip the fucking rip the shoulder jointly, like rip
- 7:25Speaker 1: the peck or whatever I feel like. Or remember that
- 7:28Speaker 1: video of the dude going hang gliding and like he
- 7:31Speaker 1: realizes that he's not like strapped in so he literally
- 7:34Speaker 1: just has to like dangle on and both of his
- 7:36Speaker 1: shoulders ripped. But if he had let go, he would
- 7:38Speaker 1: have fallen to his death. So he just like tore
- 7:40Speaker 1: the fuck out of his shoulders just to save his life.
- 7:43Speaker 1: It's a terrifying video, but I mean it's all right
- 7:46Speaker 1: because they obviously they put it out. But like this
- 7:49Speaker 1: mom has to just like fucking go all out, sell
- 7:51Speaker 1: out and save your fucking kid.
- 7:53Speaker 6: Yeah, find that strength.
- 7:54Speaker 7: I can't believe you witnessed that live.
- 7:57Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I did. I don't remember. I'm pretty
- 7:59Speaker 6: sure it happened though when I when I was skiing,
- 8:01Speaker 6: when I was younger.
- 8:02Speaker 1: Yeah, there'll definitely be some fucking intrepid listener that's that'll
- 8:07Speaker 1: be like, here's the video you didn't see.
- 8:09Speaker 6: Well, I mean there obviously it's happened before, so that
- 8:12Speaker 6: I'm sure there is videos of it happening.
- 8:14Speaker 7: But but then you're in the foreground of the video.
- 8:16Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be awesome. Bitch, I was there, I'd
- 8:18Speaker 4: love that.
- 8:19Speaker 7: Dunk on.
- 8:22Speaker 4: Push yourself. Yeah, I just don't get it. How does
- 8:26Speaker 4: that happen the.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Mom doesn't love their kid, That's obviously what it is
- 8:31Speaker 1: if you actually love your kid. Yeah, from all the
- 8:33Speaker 1: fucking accounts of parents, dude, who just tell you how
- 8:36Speaker 1: fucking hard it is. Yeah, d I was at a
- 8:38Speaker 1: wedding this weekend and all the all like the new
- 8:40Speaker 1: parents were being like, you.
- 8:42Speaker 4: Don't even know what you're gonna fucking get into.
- 8:45Speaker 7: One dude told me, he was like, you're so lazy
- 8:47Speaker 7: right now.
- 8:51Speaker 4: Where were you at?
- 8:52Speaker 7: It was like in North New York or like North
- 8:55Speaker 7: uh or like Lower New York.
- 8:57Speaker 6: I feel like they never go into like cool places
- 8:59Speaker 6: for You're always just going to like random ass place
- 9:03Speaker 6: central as Pensylvan.
- 9:05Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude, it was well, it was It was
- 9:07Speaker 1: a farm. It was sweet, but it was fucking out.
- 9:09Speaker 4: You don't have any friends out in like LA or anything.
- 9:11Speaker 1: Nah, not really definitely, not that are invited me to
- 9:13Speaker 1: the fucking weddings.
- 9:14Speaker 4: Dude.
- 9:14Speaker 1: I just sat in my fucking apartment the whole time
- 9:16Speaker 1: I was in LA. Dude, I didn't do shiit.
- 9:18Speaker 4: Well, Ell, I sucks.
- 9:19Speaker 7: I didn't make any friends yet. Fucking sucks out there.
- 9:21Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 9:21Speaker 7: Probably no one's even getting married out there anymore anyway.
- 9:24Speaker 4: The fucking now now.
- 9:25Speaker 1: They're fucking thugs out there. Man, It's all fucking thugs
- 9:28Speaker 1: out in LA these days.
- 9:30Speaker 4: They banned marriage they yeah, did they?
- 9:34Speaker 7: Yeah? Because I heard uh was it like ninety two
- 9:36Speaker 7: percent of LA marriages and a divorce or something like that,
- 9:39Speaker 7: probably every.
- 9:41Speaker 1: Single one of them. Yeah, it was just a ticking
- 9:43Speaker 1: time bomb. You should be able to short someone's marriage.
- 9:46Speaker 1: You should be able to buy stocks against their fucking marriage.
- 9:49Speaker 4: Yeah, that shit opened that up on a sports book.
- 9:54Speaker 7: Even Sylvana. How many months? Yeah over under overs club
- 9:59Speaker 7: thongs that were.
- 10:01Speaker 4: That rule.
- 10:02Speaker 7: That would be fucking sick, dude. We got to be
- 10:04Speaker 7: able to bet on fucking on more shit.
- 10:07Speaker 1: They're trying to do more like reality shows in uh
- 10:11Speaker 1: at at Barstool or like more like game show type
- 10:14Speaker 1: of things, like the way that they did uh the
- 10:17Speaker 1: Most Dangerous Game Show and uh Barstools America like thatast week.
- 10:22Speaker 7: I think it starts coming out there. It's just a
- 10:23Speaker 7: trailer that's probably gonna be dope as fuck.
- 10:25Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks good and I was in the meeting
- 10:27Speaker 1: for it, and dude, I kept on pitching these shows
- 10:29Speaker 1: that like I want to show that's like it's just
- 10:33Speaker 1: like the people in the office that like date each other,
- 10:35Speaker 1: Like I feel like that would be an interesting ass show. Yeah,
- 10:38Speaker 1: just seeing behind their their lens or show where it's
- 10:41Speaker 1: like everybody goes away to like the Jersey Shore or
- 10:44Speaker 1: something like that, like a friend group like whoever. Like
- 10:47Speaker 1: Whoever's like a tight group of friends they go away
- 10:49Speaker 1: like the way that Jersey Shore did it, or like
- 10:51Speaker 1: the way that like Summer House, that show on Bravo
- 10:54Speaker 1: does it, where they're just it's a fuck fest. Dude,
- 10:57Speaker 1: they should have some show like that, and they're just like,
- 11:00Speaker 1: we can't do that.
- 11:01Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it makes sense, like we absolutely just
- 11:04Speaker 7: can't have the employees.
- 11:05Speaker 6: That would be like a nightmare to work with those
- 11:08Speaker 6: people after What do you mean that would suck?
- 11:10Speaker 4: How? I don't know, dude.
- 11:12Speaker 6: I was like I felt like it was weird. I
- 11:14Speaker 6: feel like doing a reality show only works. It like
- 11:17Speaker 6: or obviously the things that we're doing are working. But
- 11:19Speaker 6: I think it's like it's a lot easier as a
- 11:22Speaker 6: contestant if you're with people you don't know, oh.
- 11:27Speaker 4: To do a show like that where everybody's like yeah
- 11:30Speaker 4: or whatever.
- 11:30Speaker 6: Like you're never oh, I'm never going to see you
- 11:31Speaker 6: again after this. Yeah, so I don't mind fucking you
- 11:34Speaker 6: over and shit like that.
- 11:36Speaker 7: Yeah, it was like.
- 11:37Speaker 6: Hostile or I guess I can't even talk about that show.
- 11:40Speaker 6: But yeah, But like shows like that get like hostile
- 11:43Speaker 6: and then it's like, well I have to go back
- 11:45Speaker 6: to work with this person.
- 11:46Speaker 1: But it would be like the juiciest possible content, Like
- 11:49Speaker 1: if you're trying to just make fucking content, Like I
- 11:51Speaker 1: guess there's people's lives at stake, but if you just
- 11:54Speaker 1: wanted to make the juiciest content, it's like the stuff
- 11:57Speaker 1: that people care about the most.
- 11:58Speaker 7: Yeah, And it'd be great for like women, you know
- 12:00Speaker 7: what I mean.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Like like a lot of the shows on Bravo have
- 12:03Speaker 1: like similar like a similar through line of that where
- 12:07Speaker 1: it's just like a bunch of relationships with one another.
- 12:09Speaker 4: I think it would.
- 12:10Speaker 6: I think it would work if people could understand that
- 12:12Speaker 6: we're filming a reality show and being like, hey, this
- 12:15Speaker 6: is all for content. Like when this ends, no one
- 12:18Speaker 6: gives a fuck. But I think almost everyone in the
- 12:20Speaker 6: office like for some reason can't comprehend that.
- 12:22Speaker 7: Yeah, because once you get in the once you get
- 12:24Speaker 7: under the lights, like you.
- 12:25Speaker 6: Just like start like this is real fucking life.
- 12:28Speaker 1: You start just acting like a fucking yeah, your animal
- 12:31Speaker 1: instincts take over.
- 12:32Speaker 6: It, which you did to me on barstool Versus.
- 12:34Speaker 4: America will never forget you.
- 12:36Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard Joey and Patter just the on camera
- 12:40Speaker 1: fucking friendship.
- 12:41Speaker 4: Now after what happened, I don't Joey and Pad did
- 12:47Speaker 4: something this weekend.
- 12:48Speaker 6: Oh the the the video that they did with Big
- 12:50Speaker 6: Tea where they're like, they're like, if you're gay and
- 12:53Speaker 6: you tell us now, you won't the punishment won't be
- 12:55Speaker 6: nearly as bad.
- 12:58Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 12:59Speaker 7: Have we ever had them on here?
- 13:01Speaker 4: Now?
- 13:01Speaker 7: We should have them money there eventually. Yeah, they're very
- 13:03Speaker 7: funny with their funny asses. Dude, it's just so funny, Like, uh,
- 13:08Speaker 7: how Joey has like unlocked Pat.
- 13:10Speaker 1: He was like a hitting and now like Pat used
- 13:14Speaker 1: to be like fucking like talking about the Celtics. Yeah yeah,
- 13:19Speaker 1: and now we're talking about like squeezing the condom out.
- 13:23Speaker 7: Into his mouth like a googurt.
- 13:24Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just has a whole.
- 13:26Speaker 7: New fucking outlook on life. Yeah, it's incredible.
- 13:29Speaker 6: Yeah, they're definitely a good combo. They went on PMT
- 13:31Speaker 6: and I heard it was very funny.
- 13:32Speaker 1: It's just impressive that Pat was able to just be
- 13:34Speaker 1: like all right, like yeah, we're just talking about.
- 13:36Speaker 7: Dude shit, talk about dude shit too, and then I mean.
- 13:40Speaker 4: I get it.
- 13:40Speaker 6: He's probably don't want to be the one gay dude
- 13:42Speaker 6: in the office talk as there's more than one gay person,
- 13:44Speaker 6: but he didn't want to be like the gay content
- 13:47Speaker 6: dude like doing what they're doing now by himself.
- 13:49Speaker 7: Facts. Yeah, people were looking at him. Wait.
- 13:55Speaker 6: True, it's probably easier when he has someone with him
- 13:58Speaker 6: to make jokes and stuff.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't be gay alone. That's jerking off. Yeah, yeah,
- 14:03Speaker 1: you need someone else to fucking be gay with. Dude,
- 14:05Speaker 1: you can't even tell.
- 14:06Speaker 7: People would were like, dude, I don't even think Pat's
- 14:08Speaker 7: gay because like they didn't see him like acting on it.
- 14:11Speaker 4: Well, it's a long last time.
- 14:13Speaker 6: A lot of topics like I don't know, like like
- 14:16Speaker 6: like I know, call her Daddy now is like a
- 14:17Speaker 6: solo podcast. But there's no way she would have done
- 14:19Speaker 6: that podcast and started it by herself and just been like, yeah,
- 14:22Speaker 6: I was sucking fucking this MLB player's asshole from upside down,
- 14:26Speaker 6: Like like she wouldn't have She wouldn't have just started
- 14:30Speaker 6: that like in her apartment by herself.
- 14:32Speaker 7: She needs you need someone to build.
- 14:33Speaker 1: It off of or kind of like find your voice
- 14:35Speaker 1: or like find your uh, find your footing.
- 14:37Speaker 6: And she still doesn't. She doesn't even do it anymore.
- 14:39Speaker 6: She doesn't even do shit like that anymore. What do
- 14:40Speaker 6: you mean, she's like an interview now interview.
- 14:43Speaker 7: She no longer sucks in Fox.
- 14:44Speaker 4: No, she's celibate now really. Yeah, she's a she's in
- 14:49Speaker 4: like a recovery program.
- 14:51Speaker 1: Oh no, dude, she got the Twelve Steps. She's in
- 14:53Speaker 1: there with Tiger Will. It's in the sex addiction clinics,
- 14:55Speaker 1: sitting in a circle.
- 14:56Speaker 7: Yeah, it's been ninety days.
- 15:00Speaker 4: She's a virgin.
- 15:02Speaker 1: That was a theory in here too that it was like, uh,
- 15:05Speaker 1: when you talk so much about something that like, it
- 15:08Speaker 1: can't possibly be how you were actually living that way
- 15:11Speaker 1: when you push the envelope so much.
- 15:13Speaker 7: Yeah, Coop's a verge, bro, Yeah, she is bad news, Coop.
- 15:18Speaker 4: You're you've been exposed as a verge, a verge, big
- 15:20Speaker 4: time verge.
- 15:21Speaker 6: And I heard she's like a dedicated member of the
- 15:24Speaker 6: Catholic church as well.
- 15:26Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the people that were in our parish in
- 15:28Speaker 1: northeast Philly.
- 15:29Speaker 4: Yeah, she was. Cooper's not even her real name.
- 15:32Speaker 7: She would get to church early as fuck.
- 15:33Speaker 4: She has.
- 15:34Speaker 1: She was like a long ass Irish Catholic name Marjorie
- 15:38Speaker 1: Margaret and Mary McClanahan.
- 15:45Speaker 7: Four ms.
- 15:45Speaker 1: Dude, she was fucking in there, fucking praying. That's the
- 15:48Speaker 1: only time she was on her knees. Bitch has been
- 15:52Speaker 1: fraud in the entire time. She just has a great
- 15:54Speaker 1: relationship with God. Yeah, call him our father. Who are
- 15:58Speaker 1: in heaven?
- 15:59Speaker 4: Dude?
- 16:00Speaker 7: He is the fucking he is the goat with the
- 16:03Speaker 7: capital H.
- 16:04Speaker 4: Fuck.
- 16:04Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe fucking Rebrand is that ship?
- 16:09Speaker 4: No she won't, Yes, she will do.
- 16:10Speaker 7: She will be Catholic before she knows it.
- 16:12Speaker 1: If Stern, If Stern fucking gave all all his ship up,
- 16:17Speaker 1: you have nothing.
- 16:17Speaker 7: You have no choice but to go to the other side.
- 16:19Speaker 4: What does he talk about now?
- 16:21Speaker 1: I think, uh, like chastity and wokeness. He's like Taylor Lorenz.
- 16:25Speaker 4: I was listening.
- 16:26Speaker 1: He's like, no one should joke about COVID, It's really serious.
- 16:29Speaker 6: Yeah, I was listening to Stern. Nick was telling me
- 16:33Speaker 6: to listen to this. I listened to like the nine
- 16:34Speaker 6: to eleven broadcast that he did, like went like actively
- 16:37Speaker 6: during nine to eleven.
- 16:38Speaker 4: It was hilarious. No, it was. It was fucking crazy.
- 16:41Speaker 4: But they would try. Yeah, they would try and like
- 16:45Speaker 4: sprinkle jokes in here and there. Yeah, yeah, I mean that,
- 16:50Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden, they're like, we're under attack,
- 16:53Speaker 4: and he's like, I want to peel the faces off
- 16:55Speaker 4: of everyone in the Middle East.
- 16:59Speaker 7: She had like that.
- 17:00Speaker 6: Yeah, they like went from being like joking around to
- 17:03Speaker 6: being like, we need to bomb multiple countries and kill everyone.
- 17:07Speaker 4: There, dude. War will make people racist real fast, very fast.
- 17:10Speaker 6: But he kept on being like, this is what happens
- 17:12Speaker 6: when you have spoiled children and the parents don't take
- 17:15Speaker 6: care of them, as in, like they are our children
- 17:19Speaker 6: and we're not punishing them.
- 17:20Speaker 4: What the fuck? Yeah, I don't.
- 17:22Speaker 7: Think that's what was going on.
- 17:23Speaker 4: I went out, I went down a deep nine to
- 17:25Speaker 4: eleven rabbit hole this week. Was it dope?
- 17:27Speaker 6: I mean, and it's just crazy how fucked up like
- 17:29Speaker 6: the whole Iraq war and everything was, and like the
- 17:31Speaker 6: torture and everything.
- 17:33Speaker 4: Yeah, like the Saudi Arabian dudes.
- 17:35Speaker 6: Yeah, like we were just fucking people over for note,
- 17:38Speaker 6: like they killed so many more people, innocent civilians than
- 17:41Speaker 6: the then we're killed nine to eleven.
- 17:43Speaker 4: That's fucking based as fuck, bro.
- 17:44Speaker 7: I mean it's yeah, it was fucking crazy, but uh, yeah,
- 17:47Speaker 7: it is funny that like like so many more that
- 17:51Speaker 7: we went really yeah, yeah, torturing the fuck out of them.
- 17:54Speaker 1: It wasn't Iraq and it wasn't Afghanistan now, but it
- 17:56Speaker 1: was like, oh, they're Middle Eastern dudes, like they got
- 17:58Speaker 1: they have powerful leaders.
- 18:00Speaker 7: Well, I know, I think it want un that's good,
- 18:02Speaker 7: Bin Laden, Yeah, dude.
- 18:03Speaker 6: And I read I've read something that's seventy percent of
- 18:05Speaker 6: America at the time thought that Saddam Hussein was like
- 18:08Speaker 6: in charge of nine to eleven. It's creaty nothing to
- 18:11Speaker 6: do with nine to eleven. They were just like, we're
- 18:12Speaker 6: gonna go kill Saddam. They just wanted to kill some
- 18:16Speaker 6: or they wanted the oil.
- 18:17Speaker 7: And now they're like now like since it's coming out
- 18:20Speaker 7: or that it came out that it was all like
- 18:22Speaker 7: Saudi dudes.
- 18:23Speaker 1: Now people are like, we can't do that. We can't
- 18:24Speaker 1: have this like live golf tour or whatever. Oh yeah,
- 18:28Speaker 1: because like the Saudi dudes did nine to eleven or whatever,
- 18:31Speaker 1: like they're gonna fucking they're gonna fuck up the golf
- 18:32Speaker 1: money now because or probably starts some new war. We
- 18:35Speaker 1: never want a beef with the fucking Saudi's now they
- 18:37Speaker 1: just want beef over golf. We didn't want beef because
- 18:39Speaker 1: they got the fucking sweet sweet oil. D They'll be
- 18:43Speaker 1: able to do whatever they fucking want. Dude, Bamba's the hell, Dude,
- 18:46Speaker 1: we want the fucking sweet ass oil that they have.
- 18:48Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's all I know about foreign policy.
- 18:53Speaker 6: I've watched some good movies. I watched Vice. We ever
- 18:55Speaker 6: seeing Vice with Christian Bale. It's the one where he
- 18:57Speaker 6: plays Dick Cheney.
- 18:59Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that was dope. Yeah.
- 19:00Speaker 6: I also didn't know that Cheney's daughter was gay as fuck. Yeah,
- 19:03Speaker 6: I didn't know that Cheney was like the basically the president.
- 19:06Speaker 6: What do you mean they was like he was like
- 19:07Speaker 6: the most powerful vice president of all time.
- 19:10Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 19:10Speaker 7: I think that he wasn't he in the game here,
- 19:12Speaker 7: He was just in politics for so long.
- 19:14Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 19:15Speaker 6: But like George Bush was basically like not a great
- 19:18Speaker 6: like he didn't really I think he just wanted to
- 19:20Speaker 6: like impress his father and become president and just he.
- 19:23Speaker 7: Just wanted to paint. He just wanted to kick back
- 19:25Speaker 7: and pay.
- 19:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 19:25Speaker 6: So then he had Cheney as his vice president and
- 19:27Speaker 6: then Chaney was essentially the like he basically like made
- 19:29Speaker 6: most of the calls. Yeah, Like he was like running
- 19:32Speaker 6: shit at the White House.
- 19:33Speaker 7: He was killing the fuck out of people probably right.
- 19:35Speaker 6: Oh, like he like I think he they there's a
- 19:38Speaker 6: scene when nine to eleven's happening and they're like in
- 19:41Speaker 6: like this like this like bunker and there's like all
- 19:44Speaker 6: these like report like all these people around, and Cheney's
- 19:47Speaker 6: like like in charge because the president's not there, and
- 19:51Speaker 6: he's like actively talking to his lawyer being like because
- 19:55Speaker 6: he's like about to do some fuck shit like no.
- 19:58Speaker 4: Like actually that's like what happened.
- 20:00Speaker 6: It's crazy, and they're like, why the fuck is he
- 20:02Speaker 6: talking to his lawyer right now?
- 20:03Speaker 4: It's like I can definitely do this function right. Yeah.
- 20:06Speaker 6: He like said that any plane that comes over shoot
- 20:09Speaker 6: him down, I don't know, it is a bunch of shit.
- 20:11Speaker 6: And then they were like he like I mean he
- 20:12Speaker 6: was like basically I want to invade Iraq, I want
- 20:14Speaker 6: to kill Saddama, saying all that shit, this is.
- 20:16Speaker 4: My fucking chance. Yeah. Uh.
- 20:19Speaker 1: But then they like gay washed his image by having him.
- 20:21Speaker 1: They're like he's a good guy because his daughter's gay
- 20:23Speaker 1: and he didn't hate it.
- 20:24Speaker 4: Yeah, but then they had his other daughter like turn.
- 20:27Speaker 6: Against the gay one and because like his daughter was
- 20:32Speaker 6: like running for like the Wyoming whatever representative something.
- 20:37Speaker 4: Gay representative or no, no, not the gay one.
- 20:40Speaker 6: Oh got it, guy, And then they someone sent out
- 20:42Speaker 6: a like there his her competitor sent out like a
- 20:45Speaker 6: phone call being like to like every house in women
- 20:48Speaker 6: being like did you know that the Chenese have a
- 20:50Speaker 6: gay daughter, and like they were all super anti gay
- 20:53Speaker 6: marriage in Wyoming.
- 20:54Speaker 8: Damn.
- 20:55Speaker 6: So then she went against gay marriage and then like
- 20:57Speaker 6: her sister and then like they don't talk anymore.
- 21:00Speaker 7: Yeahly what the fuck?
- 21:02Speaker 6: She was like, yeah, it's like a whole thing. But
- 21:03Speaker 6: apparently Cheney told her to say she's against gay marriage.
- 21:07Speaker 4: Oh so he's just a He truly is a dick,
- 21:11Speaker 4: I think, dude. It was a little weird after the name.
- 21:14Speaker 6: In the beginning, it seems like he's a good guy.
- 21:16Speaker 4: Dude.
- 21:17Speaker 1: I was cranking out some fucking some show on Showtime
- 21:20Speaker 1: that Dick Cheney showed up. And it's about like the
- 21:22Speaker 1: first Ladies. It's about all the first ladies. It's about
- 21:25Speaker 1: like Michelle Obama and fucking Betty Ford and Eleanor Roosevelt,
- 21:30Speaker 1: and they're just like rewriting history in the show to
- 21:32Speaker 1: make it seem like the women made every single decision.
- 21:35Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and they're like making like Barack Obama seem
- 21:38Speaker 1: like a bitch.
- 21:38Speaker 9: Being like Michelle, come on, you just don't want me
- 21:42Speaker 9: a politican, just jealous, just like Myola Davis, just like
- 21:47Speaker 9: fucking girl boss in the fuck at him, just serving
- 21:51Speaker 9: looks and make Franklin Delano Roosevelt looked like such a bitch,
- 21:54Speaker 9: like he like wheels in and overhears his mom being
- 21:57Speaker 9: like he'll never be president.
- 21:59Speaker 7: Because he's in a wheelchair. Yeah, you could never.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Do that, and he's like on the Verrgin tiers. You
- 22:04Speaker 1: can't rewrite history like that. Like people want to make
- 22:07Speaker 1: like women like major characters and TV shows and absolutely
- 22:11Speaker 1: rightfully so, but you can't like like just they weren't
- 22:15Speaker 1: part of like a lot of parts of history because
- 22:17Speaker 1: like they weren't allowed to be. Yeah, and like you
- 22:19Speaker 1: have to either be historically accurate to like that there
- 22:22Speaker 1: was just a ton of dudes, or like make a
- 22:24Speaker 1: different story, Like you don't have to like have like
- 22:27Speaker 1: Mary Todd Lincoln being the one that fucking ends slavery or.
- 22:30Speaker 7: Whatever, like it just just not how it went out.
- 22:32Speaker 4: Yeah, it makes sense.
- 22:33Speaker 7: Fucking makes sense.
- 22:34Speaker 4: Bro.
- 22:34Speaker 6: Well, yeah, I mean it's true. You can't just rewrite
- 22:36Speaker 6: shit to change what the reality was or.
- 22:39Speaker 7: Maybe I don't know. Quentin Tarantino, I guess kind of
- 22:41Speaker 7: does that.
- 22:42Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's way different.
- 22:44Speaker 6: Maybe these people are just trying to be like Michelle
- 22:46Speaker 6: Obama was going around like murdering, Like that's a different story.
- 22:50Speaker 7: Laura Bush, what was the one who killed ben Laden?
- 22:53Speaker 4: Laura Bush? Yeah, around the corner put to him Loden Skull.
- 22:58Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, And I watched, uh what else I watched?
- 23:02Speaker 6: I watched the report. That one was really good, super interesting.
- 23:05Speaker 6: It was with Adam Driver and it's basically like he's
- 23:08Speaker 6: in charge of h He's in charge of investigating why
- 23:12Speaker 6: all of the tapes during the UH like CIA Enhanced
- 23:17Speaker 6: Interrogation method practicing was were destroyed damn.
- 23:22Speaker 4: And it was basically they were just like torturing the
- 23:24Speaker 4: fuck out of dudes.
- 23:26Speaker 6: Some dude like over one hundred and eighty times really
- 23:29Speaker 6: and got and got nothing out of him.
- 23:32Speaker 4: Not one thing.
- 23:33Speaker 6: Everything he told him they either already knew or it
- 23:34Speaker 6: was a lie, so they would stop torturing him. And
- 23:37Speaker 6: they were just like this works, like we need to
- 23:39Speaker 6: keep doing this, and they were like it's not working
- 23:42Speaker 6: or the dude just had nothing.
- 23:44Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the thing. It was like they don't
- 23:47Speaker 4: have anything.
- 23:48Speaker 1: The dude is just like an honest, like working man.
- 23:50Speaker 1: He just like busts his ass. I owns like an
- 23:52Speaker 1: electronics store, and there's waterboarding.
- 23:54Speaker 4: The fuck out of him.
- 23:55Speaker 6: Yeah, And basically it was like two dudes who were
- 23:59Speaker 6: like in show who brought the whole like like they
- 24:01Speaker 6: gave him like all like the new interrogation methods and
- 24:05Speaker 6: they were like oh, because they were like I want
- 24:07Speaker 6: to step up after nine to eleven and like getting
- 24:08Speaker 6: like win this war like shit like that, like die
- 24:11Speaker 6: hard Americans and uh. And then they end up like Obama.
- 24:17Speaker 6: Obama becomes president, he puts a stop to that. And
- 24:20Speaker 6: then one of the dudes is like on the in
- 24:22Speaker 6: the group of people that's into charge of like the
- 24:24Speaker 6: drone strike program with Obama, which then ended up killing
- 24:27Speaker 6: a fuck ton of other people for no reason. So
- 24:30Speaker 6: it's like, maybe just get this guy out of the
- 24:32Speaker 6: fucking White House, dude.
- 24:33Speaker 7: We're just killed.
- 24:33Speaker 1: We're gonna be killing people, dude, We're going to kill
- 24:36Speaker 1: people no matter what. There's no president like you think
- 24:38Speaker 1: there's ever been a president who just hasn't like killed
- 24:40Speaker 1: a ton of dudes.
- 24:41Speaker 4: No, No, And there probably never will be. Yeah, you
- 24:43Speaker 4: just have to be.
- 24:44Speaker 1: Or there's just always like conflicts people we just have
- 24:47Speaker 1: like soldiers in like Sudan right now, or there's like
- 24:49Speaker 1: conflicts in like Myanmar where it's like you're not supposed
- 24:52Speaker 1: to go there or whatever. You just can't go to
- 24:53Speaker 1: some of these random ass countries. Yeah, we're just fucking
- 24:56Speaker 1: killing people.
- 24:57Speaker 7: They're just unrest. There's just civil wars going on.
- 25:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 25:00Speaker 6: The piece the funniest scenes in in the Vice movie though,
- 25:05Speaker 6: is when Dick Cheney's having a heart attack. It happens
- 25:08Speaker 6: like ten times, and he's like, I believe I have
- 25:11Speaker 6: to go to the hospital.
- 25:15Speaker 4: That's like, that's it.
- 25:17Speaker 6: He gets off stage and he's like sweating and he's like,
- 25:20Speaker 6: I believe I should go to the hospital.
- 25:24Speaker 7: From everything I hear, it seems like a lot of
- 25:26Speaker 7: heart attacks are like you can just muscle through them.
- 25:28Speaker 6: Oh, probably not. But he seemed to almost died.
- 25:32Speaker 7: Yeah he was having a heart attack.
- 25:34Speaker 6: No, like he was like they were like basically he
- 25:36Speaker 6: was gonna die.
- 25:36Speaker 7: And then some dude, is that why his face was
- 25:38Speaker 7: always like this?
- 25:40Speaker 4: It's just what he looked like.
- 25:41Speaker 1: Oh really, Yeah, he didn't have like a stroke or
- 25:44Speaker 1: some shit.
- 25:45Speaker 4: No, he didn't have like a dead arm. No, I
- 25:47Speaker 4: don't think so.
- 25:49Speaker 7: Damn he just heard.
- 25:52Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, the fact that that's built that it's Christian
- 25:55Speaker 6: Bail in that movie is fucking insane.
- 25:58Speaker 4: I know he's the fucking goat method actor.
- 26:00Speaker 6: I mean, dude, he gained like seventy five pounds. I
- 26:02Speaker 6: didn't I didn't not know.
- 26:03Speaker 7: I heard he got older for the role.
- 26:05Speaker 4: Probably, dude.
- 26:06Speaker 7: I don't think he's doing that anymore, right, not getting
- 26:08Speaker 7: older anymore?
- 26:09Speaker 4: No, now he's not.
- 26:10Speaker 6: He's not getting gained the weight and losing the weight.
- 26:12Speaker 4: Why it's too stressful in his body. They said that
- 26:15Speaker 4: like he will die if he does it again.
- 26:16Speaker 6: Really, Yeah, he got down to one hundred and twenty
- 26:20Speaker 6: pounds for the uh Machinist, Yeah, which is fucked. And
- 26:25Speaker 6: then he did Batman I think like six months later,
- 26:28Speaker 6: and it was just massively jack.
- 26:30Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:31Speaker 7: But I feel like that's a dude who could just
- 26:32Speaker 7: pound HGH.
- 26:34Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:34Speaker 1: Probably No, there's no like negative repercussion for him to
- 26:37Speaker 1: be able to just fucking get a ton of HGH
- 26:39Speaker 1: in his body.
- 26:40Speaker 6: I mean, HGH is bad, is it?
- 26:42Speaker 7: Well, that's probably why he's gonna die steroids the machinist too.
- 26:47Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, fuck, I think.
- 26:48Speaker 6: HGH is the one where your heart explodes?
- 26:50Speaker 4: Right?
- 26:51Speaker 7: Does it?
- 26:52Speaker 6: You just have a light Maybe I'm thinking of a
- 26:54Speaker 6: different way. Is that the one where it just everything grows?
- 26:56Speaker 6: I think, and then your heart gets super big.
- 26:58Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a human growth hormone is what it
- 27:01Speaker 1: stands for. But I'm not going to pretend to know
- 27:03Speaker 1: shit about it.
- 27:03Speaker 4: I might be thinking. I might be wrong, So don't
- 27:05Speaker 4: don't quote me on that.
- 27:07Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking quote you, dude. I'm about to tell
- 27:09Speaker 1: my doctor. I'm about to go get a check up.
- 27:11Speaker 1: When was the last time you got to check up?
- 27:13Speaker 4: A couple months ago? Yeah? Yeah, everything sympatico.
- 27:16Speaker 6: Brother, Yeah, did I tell you about what happened with
- 27:19Speaker 6: my doctor at the airport? Did we talk about this?
- 27:22Speaker 7: Came down with a small dick?
- 27:24Speaker 4: No?
- 27:24Speaker 6: No, no, I so I was calling. I had a
- 27:27Speaker 6: flight to go to my sister's graduation.
- 27:29Speaker 7: He didn't come down with a small dick. No, Okay, gotcha.
- 27:32Speaker 4: I had a flight and uh.
- 27:35Speaker 6: I called my doctor on Friday and I was like, Hey,
- 27:37Speaker 6: can I refill my Adavan prescription?
- 27:40Speaker 4: And they were like, yeah, sure, Sassy's trying to get
- 27:42Speaker 4: fucked up. Yeah, And so they fill it.
- 27:46Speaker 6: And they filled on a Friday to the pharmacy like
- 27:50Speaker 6: right below here, and I was like, oh, okay.
- 27:52Speaker 4: How many did you get? Just three? Yeah? A lot?
- 27:56Speaker 4: Not a lot?
- 27:57Speaker 7: And uh sounds like a pregame.
- 27:59Speaker 4: Brother.
- 28:00Speaker 6: I know, I know, I was pissed about that, but
- 28:02Speaker 6: that's a whole nother story. And uh, because usually I
- 28:05Speaker 6: get six and they drop me down to three, which
- 28:07Speaker 6: I was like, what the fuck?
- 28:08Speaker 4: But so I was like, I'll go pick it up.
- 28:11Speaker 6: My flight wasn't ntil late on Saturday, so I was like,
- 28:13Speaker 6: I'll just go pick it up in the morning tomorrow.
- 28:15Speaker 6: Pharmacies closed on Saturday, which I didn't know. So then
- 28:18Speaker 6: I called my doctor, who isn't open on Saturday either,
- 28:22Speaker 6: so they like transferred me to like a third party doctor.
- 28:25Speaker 4: The doctor on call.
- 28:26Speaker 6: Yeah, And I'm like, hey, uh, is there any way
- 28:29Speaker 6: I could uh transfer my prescription to a pharmacy that's
- 28:31Speaker 6: opened today And they're like, I'll have to talk to
- 28:36Speaker 6: someone about that, uh, but I just want to let
- 28:38Speaker 6: you know what the call back time right now.
- 28:39Speaker 4: It's like a couple hours.
- 28:41Speaker 6: So I was like, oh, okay, whatever, so I was like, Okay,
- 28:43Speaker 6: I just won't take my aud of van. Then I'll
- 28:45Speaker 6: just go without it, which I ended up doing. So
- 28:47Speaker 6: I go to the airport and I'm sitting at the
- 28:49Speaker 6: uh I'm sitting at like the bar, and I was
- 28:53Speaker 6: eating I was eating lunch.
- 28:55Speaker 7: Probably getting shit faced too, and you don't have the
- 28:58Speaker 7: aud evan. So yeah, and uh, what are you gonna over?
- 29:01Speaker 4: No? No, no, no to god, no no no.
- 29:03Speaker 6: It actually ended up not It ended up getting worse
- 29:05Speaker 6: because then I had like two beers and I had
- 29:07Speaker 6: a little buzz going, and then the fight got delayed
- 29:09Speaker 6: like three hours, and then I was like hungover on
- 29:11Speaker 6: the plane before even took off.
- 29:12Speaker 4: Yeah, you either have to go all the way.
- 29:14Speaker 6: Yeah. So I get a call back while I'm at
- 29:20Speaker 6: the bar, and I was like, oh fuck. I was like,
- 29:23Speaker 6: I was like, I'm just gonna tell him like I
- 29:24Speaker 6: can't get it because IM right at the airport. So
- 29:26Speaker 6: I pick up and like the lady, it's this like
- 29:29Speaker 6: lady who's not my doctor, don't know her answers the
- 29:31Speaker 6: phone and.
- 29:32Speaker 4: She's like she's like hey, so, like.
- 29:36Speaker 6: Like what are you doing so much that you need
- 29:38Speaker 6: at a van once a month? What I was like,
- 29:42Speaker 6: what was it that adavan police? I don't know, dude,
- 29:45Speaker 6: like and then she's like she's like. I was like, oh, well,
- 29:48Speaker 6: I travel a lot for work, blah blah blah. And
- 29:50Speaker 6: she's like, so you need adavan once a month for
- 29:53Speaker 6: that you're traveling that much.
- 29:55Speaker 4: And I'm like yeah.
- 29:57Speaker 6: And then she's like, okay, look, I can't just write
- 30:00Speaker 6: you a prescription for atavan. I was like, what the
- 30:03Speaker 6: fuck is going on? I was like, I already have
- 30:06Speaker 6: a prescription written, bitch. And second all, I'm not like,
- 30:09Speaker 6: I'm not sitting, I'm not like on my hands and
- 30:11Speaker 6: he's begging you to give me at evan.
- 30:13Speaker 4: You're not like scratching at her door.
- 30:15Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 30:16Speaker 4: And then and then she's like she's like where.
- 30:21Speaker 6: She's like like why, She's like, why don't you just
- 30:23Speaker 6: ask your doctor to give you more at evan And
- 30:26Speaker 6: I was like, I don't know. We haven't really had
- 30:27Speaker 6: that conversation. And then I was like, I'm not even
- 30:30Speaker 6: I was like, I'm not even in my hometown. I'm
- 30:32Speaker 6: in New York right now. Shouldn't have said this. And
- 30:36Speaker 6: then she's like, I'm not writing you a prescription in
- 30:39Speaker 6: New York. I was like okay, and the city that yeah,
- 30:44Speaker 6: and then I'm no, way, yeah. I was like, okay,
- 30:46Speaker 6: got it. I don't even need the adavan. I'm already
- 30:49Speaker 6: at the airport. And then she just goes sure and
- 30:51Speaker 6: then she hangs up.
- 30:53Speaker 4: What dude? I was like, fume. I was like so
- 30:57Speaker 4: fired up. Who was she?
- 30:59Speaker 6: I was like, I'm about to like find this person's
- 31:00Speaker 6: address and fucking murder them.
- 31:02Speaker 4: Who was she? I don' have no idea, no idea.
- 31:05Speaker 7: How could she just police your fucking drug use?
- 31:08Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 31:08Speaker 6: I was like, look at the prescriptions already filled. I
- 31:12Speaker 6: was like, that's not the problem. The problem is I
- 31:13Speaker 6: can't pick it up. She was acting like I was
- 31:15Speaker 6: like clawing at the pharmacy door, trying to get my
- 31:18Speaker 6: three out of vans.
- 31:19Speaker 1: Calling everybody you know, trying to like get them the
- 31:22Speaker 1: wire you money so you can pick up some more
- 31:24Speaker 1: out of it.
- 31:24Speaker 6: It was a pretty basic thing. It's like I need
- 31:26Speaker 6: auDA van or my out of van prescription is filled.
- 31:29Speaker 6: I can't get it because the pharmacy's closed. Can you
- 31:31Speaker 6: send it somewhere else?
- 31:32Speaker 7: And listen, lady, dude, if you don't give me drugs, dude,
- 31:35Speaker 7: it's way easier to just get drugs.
- 31:36Speaker 4: On the street. It's way easier, it's way faster.
- 31:40Speaker 1: It's so crazy that people think that, uh or just
- 31:43Speaker 1: that over the phone they're gonna determine who can or
- 31:45Speaker 1: can't have drugs.
- 31:46Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
- 31:47Speaker 6: Also it's like what if I was addicted, Like what
- 31:49Speaker 6: is that and what was that conversation gonna do?
- 31:51Speaker 4: Yeah, prescriptions filled.
- 31:54Speaker 7: Right, I'm gonna be able to access this at some point.
- 31:57Speaker 6: And I haven't even taken out of van in like
- 31:59Speaker 6: three months or something like that. I didn't even pick
- 32:01Speaker 6: it up. It's still at the pharmacy.
- 32:02Speaker 4: Is at avan? I mean people's controlled substance.
- 32:05Speaker 7: People have that like crazy dependency issues with that avan.
- 32:08Speaker 7: I don't know anybody that's fucked.
- 32:09Speaker 4: Out benzos off at Avan. It's like it's like I
- 32:12Speaker 4: think you would graduate to a xenax. Yeah, it's like
- 32:14Speaker 4: a lesser version before you got addicted. So they're trying
- 32:16Speaker 4: to but it is addictive. They're gate keeping xanax. This
- 32:20Speaker 4: gate keeping shit is bullshit, dude. People have gone too
- 32:22Speaker 4: far gate keeping the good drugs.
- 32:24Speaker 6: I think, actually, I think what makes it so addictive
- 32:27Speaker 6: is that it's like people with like intense anxiety, like
- 32:30Speaker 6: who are like constantly anxious take it and then they're like, wow,
- 32:33Speaker 6: I feel normal for the first time, and then they
- 32:36Speaker 6: just like keep taking it.
- 32:36Speaker 7: They want to feel normal.
- 32:37Speaker 4: Yeah that's fucked up, dude. Yeah yeah, greedy picks. Yeah yeah,
- 32:42Speaker 4: they really are. I mean I get it, like wanting
- 32:44Speaker 4: to feel normal at all times.
- 32:45Speaker 6: Yeah, I like I love taking it when I'm flying
- 32:47Speaker 6: because I'm like, wow, I have no worries in my
- 32:49Speaker 6: head right now.
- 32:50Speaker 7: Yeah, it's dope or it's just uh.
- 32:53Speaker 6: And I'm dude, I'm a I'm a rough flyer. When
- 32:55Speaker 6: I don't take it, I can. So I've taken it,
- 32:58Speaker 6: Like I have flown for the first time in like
- 33:00Speaker 6: two years without taking it.
- 33:02Speaker 4: Like the last like four flights I had, Like when
- 33:03Speaker 4: we went to.
- 33:06Speaker 6: Where where were we going for neighborhood eas of Texas,
- 33:09Speaker 6: I didn't take it.
- 33:10Speaker 4: Then that was a long flight. There was like a
- 33:11Speaker 4: four hour flight and I didn't.
- 33:12Speaker 6: That was the first time I didn't take it in
- 33:13Speaker 6: and you were chilling years and I was totally fine. Yeah,
- 33:16Speaker 6: but uh, it's still dude. It's it's not the mid flight,
- 33:19Speaker 6: it's just the takeoff.
- 33:20Speaker 1: Dude, because you're afraid that all the turbunce is going
- 33:23Speaker 1: to send you rocketing back to Earth.
- 33:25Speaker 4: I don't know. I just have these dreams.
- 33:28Speaker 6: It's fucked I'm fucked up in the air due I
- 33:31Speaker 6: have these dreams.
- 33:32Speaker 4: Fucking twisted, bro what.
- 33:34Speaker 6: I have these dreams where I'm where I'm flying and
- 33:36Speaker 6: I'm taking off. It's usually I'm not even in the plane.
- 33:38Speaker 6: I'm watching from the runway and the plane starts taking
- 33:41Speaker 6: off and then the engines just stop and it just
- 33:43Speaker 6: starts going back down and then it just explodes.
- 33:45Speaker 4: On the runway.
- 33:46Speaker 7: But you watch from the runway, so.
- 33:48Speaker 6: You're There's been a lot where I'm in the plane
- 33:52Speaker 6: as well. In uh, honestly, for some reason, the ones
- 33:57Speaker 6: when I'm watching from the runway are way scarier because
- 34:00Speaker 6: usually it's like someone that I'm like that, like like
- 34:03Speaker 6: one of my family members or something is on the
- 34:04Speaker 6: plane and I'm like washing it take.
- 34:06Speaker 7: Seeing them off.
- 34:07Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, dude, Well you know that that's just an
- 34:09Speaker 1: allegory for something else that's going on your lefe. Yeah,
- 34:12Speaker 1: your dream isn't about your dream. You're not dreaming about
- 34:15Speaker 1: airplanes explaining about you like your this is your comedy career.
- 34:20Speaker 4: Yeah, there is.
- 34:22Speaker 6: I'm like, yeah, there is some like science behind.
- 34:24Speaker 4: You have to be careful talking about your dreams because
- 34:26Speaker 4: people will dm you explain them to you. I've already goiggled.
- 34:30Speaker 4: I don't like I know, it's just because I'm afraid
- 34:32Speaker 4: of flying. No, no, yeah, yeah no. Why is it
- 34:36Speaker 4: your family on the plane not you? I think you got?
- 34:40Speaker 9: Yeah? Yeah?
- 34:41Speaker 4: Are you sure you got? It's always your uncle Tom, right, yeah.
- 34:45Speaker 7: Your uncle Tom when between the age of five and seven,
- 34:47Speaker 7: not a lot of memories right now? Yeah, that's brother.
- 34:52Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. People.
- 34:54Speaker 6: People get way too into that ship because it's true.
- 34:57Speaker 4: It's what the there.
- 34:59Speaker 6: Was the there was a period of time too where
- 35:01Speaker 6: a lot of them were like I was in the
- 35:02Speaker 6: plane the pint crashes into shark infested waters. Oh those
- 35:05Speaker 6: ones were rough. I don't adulble my self shaving today, dude.
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- 35:46Speaker 1: Yeah, baseball is the fucking dopest game to go see live.
- 35:50Speaker 1: As far as the difference between seeing it live and seeing.
- 35:55Speaker 6: It on TV. On TV, yeah, definitely.
- 35:57Speaker 1: Baseball is considerably more enjoyable or just a vibe, dude,
- 36:00Speaker 1: go out and catch a vibe. The vibes are I mean,
- 36:02Speaker 1: hockey might be a bigger step up, is way more
- 36:05Speaker 1: exciting to see hockey live, But the vibes at a
- 36:08Speaker 1: baseball game are fucking beautiful.
- 36:09Speaker 8: Dude.
- 36:10Speaker 4: There. Yeah, it's just like a setting for your day.
- 36:13Speaker 7: It's a very summery thing to do.
- 36:15Speaker 4: It's just you eat.
- 36:16Speaker 7: Hot dogs, you drink.
- 36:17Speaker 4: It's a fun time.
- 36:18Speaker 1: Non alcoholic beers. You fucking have a liquid death or
- 36:22Speaker 1: some ship like that. I fucking canned water.
- 36:24Speaker 7: That's similars to drink spiral seventeen dollars canned water and
- 36:28Speaker 7: you feel like you're drinking.
- 36:29Speaker 6: Yeah, but you're in a gang of them.
- 36:33Speaker 4: You're hydrated as fuck.
- 36:35Speaker 7: Oh yeah, the Celzies. Dude, I'm about to. Actually I'm
- 36:39Speaker 7: not going to, but I want to. I want to.
- 36:41Speaker 4: Do you have a mesal summer?
- 36:43Speaker 1: I'm trying to or I'm a G and T guy
- 36:45Speaker 1: in the summertime? Gen Tonic bro one of five drinks
- 36:47Speaker 1: that makes your breast smell better. Really, yeah, dude, are
- 36:50Speaker 1: you off the beers?
- 36:52Speaker 4: Uh?
- 36:52Speaker 1: No, but at this wedding I was. I was heavy
- 36:54Speaker 1: off the Gins and Tonics. Really, Whenever the summertime comes around, you,
- 36:58Speaker 1: I just want to get it.
- 36:58Speaker 7: I just want to have some Genits. Do you like gin?
- 37:02Speaker 4: No? I hate it.
- 37:03Speaker 7: It's like a discussing grandpa.
- 37:04Speaker 4: I hate it, except for in the summertime.
- 37:06Speaker 7: I hate it when you're drinking outside like you here
- 37:09Speaker 7: a wedding slim though, Oh yeah, dude, stops you from
- 37:12Speaker 7: being such a fat fuck.
- 37:14Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm cutting back big time. You planning to cut
- 37:16Speaker 4: back big time? No, I am. I didn't drink.
- 37:18Speaker 6: I went up yesterday at the stand dead sober, No,
- 37:22Speaker 6: a single drink was throwing club sodas back like never
- 37:25Speaker 6: before though, because I didn't realize, like I just have
- 37:27Speaker 6: to have a drink in my hand the entire time.
- 37:29Speaker 4: Yeah, you still have to drink the same amount of liquid.
- 37:32Speaker 6: For some reason, your body was throwing back. I had
- 37:35Speaker 6: probably had like ten club sodas in like thirty minutes.
- 37:37Speaker 7: Yeah. It sounds kind of dope, dude. It sounds just
- 37:40Speaker 7: like you're hydrating and you're not being hungover. It sounds
- 37:43Speaker 7: like the benefit there's like a ton of benefits.
- 37:45Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 37:46Speaker 4: Yeah, I felt way better. Yeah.
- 37:49Speaker 6: I just like, I gotta stop drinking so much because
- 37:51Speaker 6: it's getting out of control.
- 37:53Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 37:53Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 37:54Speaker 7: Or I just feel like I drank.
- 37:55Speaker 1: I've drank for like the last twenty one days straight,
- 37:57Speaker 1: and I feel like, yeah, and I feel like that
- 37:58Speaker 1: every twenty one days.
- 38:00Speaker 6: Yeah, that's basically what happened to me last week. I
- 38:02Speaker 6: drank every single night. I'm not like drinking by myself,
- 38:05Speaker 6: but it's like like it always is like, oh, let's
- 38:06Speaker 6: go grab a beer after work, and then it's like
- 38:08Speaker 6: next thing, you know, it's like seven in the morning.
- 38:10Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hard for you, guys. I don't know how
- 38:12Speaker 4: you do it because like you don't really have your ass.
- 38:17Speaker 4: We don't really have weekdays. I feel like it's sort
- 38:19Speaker 4: of all the same. Yeah, I know. So it's hard to.
- 38:22Speaker 6: I don't have like, yeah, I'm like still doing the
- 38:25Speaker 6: same things I do on the weekends that I do
- 38:26Speaker 6: on the weekdays.
- 38:27Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 38:27Speaker 1: The fact that I often catch myself being like, oh,
- 38:29Speaker 1: it's the weekend, I have to turn up, Like no.
- 38:31Speaker 7: That's really like the weekend is a reserved for people
- 38:34Speaker 7: who have actual jobs and like work hard and like earn.
- 38:38Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they earned. I've earned nothing, dude. I came
- 38:41Speaker 4: in late.
- 38:42Speaker 7: I just fucking did absolutely nothing throughout the day. My
- 38:45Speaker 7: fucking tasks are easy as fuck. Like there's people toiling, dude. Yeah,
- 38:49Speaker 7: there's people who have to wear uncomfortable clothes all fucking day.
- 38:53Speaker 7: Their next like fucking tight with shit all day. They
- 38:55Speaker 7: have to talk to people that they don't want to
- 38:57Speaker 7: talk to.
- 38:57Speaker 1: It all just fucking having forced bad conversations, logging paperwork.
- 39:03Speaker 1: That's probably what your pharmacist was doing, Like they're like, oh, dude,
- 39:05Speaker 1: I'm not about the fucking long paper for this dickhead
- 39:09Speaker 1: switch pharmacy Saturday. I don't care I'm gonna pass him
- 39:13Speaker 1: along to the meatest bitch that I could possibly find,
- 39:16Speaker 1: because fuck him for even trying to make me.
- 39:18Speaker 4: Work on a Saturday.
- 39:19Speaker 7: People are working out here, dude, and I am not
- 39:21Speaker 7: one of them.
- 39:22Speaker 4: Yeah, no, yeah, it's true. We really don't deserve the weekend.
- 39:25Speaker 4: My hands are soft, yeah, and counting money.
- 39:33Speaker 7: I know you have, dude getting up on this state
- 39:35Speaker 7: at the stand?
- 39:37Speaker 4: Yeah, who was?
- 39:38Speaker 7: Who'd you see that was funny?
- 39:39Speaker 4: Over there?
- 39:39Speaker 7: You see anybody funny?
- 39:40Speaker 4: No? Last night I went up.
- 39:44Speaker 7: Easy chance to like shout anybody out or like be nice.
- 39:46Speaker 4: No, I didn't watch any of this, any of the shows.
- 39:48Speaker 4: I actually knowing funny over there?
- 39:50Speaker 6: I was on a I actually was. I had a
- 39:53Speaker 6: show in Brooklyn on Saturday, which was very fun.
- 39:55Speaker 4: Oh yeah, how did that?
- 39:56Speaker 6: It was very fun? It was awesome. Francis was there.
- 40:00Speaker 6: He opened and so did call Hm Tyrrell friend of the.
- 40:03Speaker 4: Pod, Dude, I'm going on his show later on this week.
- 40:05Speaker 6: I think I am as well. Hell yeah, I'm going
- 40:07Speaker 6: with you.
- 40:07Speaker 7: No, I'm not going anymore.
- 40:10Speaker 6: Bro, call him texting me like a hundred times, be like, yo,
- 40:12Speaker 6: are you coming on Wednesday?
- 40:13Speaker 4: Dude? We're all looking for a little bit more solo roun.
- 40:16Speaker 6: Yeah, I dude, I don't have to go. If you
- 40:18Speaker 6: want to go by yourself, I've already done.
- 40:19Speaker 4: It and are going to go. I've already I've already
- 40:21Speaker 4: fucking h walked that road. Oh no, dude, that's fucking bullshit. Bro.
- 40:26Speaker 4: He kept on.
- 40:26Speaker 6: I think he like felt bad that he didn't invite me,
- 40:28Speaker 6: and he just kept on asking and be like, Yo,
- 40:30Speaker 6: are you coming?
- 40:30Speaker 4: You're coming on Wednesday? You're coming on Wednesday? With his
- 40:32Speaker 4: fucking irish Yeah, alra, how are you're coming on Wednesday?
- 40:37Speaker 4: Your little fuck? That was the show though. It was great.
- 40:43Speaker 4: It was fun.
- 40:44Speaker 7: You have to pivot your content at all while you're
- 40:46Speaker 7: in Brooklyn.
- 40:48Speaker 6: No, actually it was very fun. It felt rather I
- 40:50Speaker 6: did like a very tight thirty.
- 40:51Speaker 7: I feel like, how they respond to your homophobia.
- 40:54Speaker 4: There was none, so you did it. Yeah yeah, no
- 40:58Speaker 4: jokes like that, So you changed a lot. Yeah.
- 41:01Speaker 6: I mean I made one joke about my dad being gay,
- 41:03Speaker 6: but that was basically it, and he's just getting it
- 41:06Speaker 6: killed it killed?
- 41:07Speaker 4: Yeah, what was it?
- 41:08Speaker 7: Hell?
- 41:08Speaker 4: Yeah? Murdered? Hell yeah, dude, it was fun.
- 41:12Speaker 6: It was a fun show. The crowd got a little rowdy,
- 41:14Speaker 6: in the beginning again and I shut it. I was like,
- 41:16Speaker 6: I'm not doing this ship again.
- 41:19Speaker 7: And what do you mean again?
- 41:20Speaker 4: Oh?
- 41:21Speaker 6: In DC, it was I didn't I barely did jokes
- 41:23Speaker 6: because the crowd was just yelling at me the entire time.
- 41:25Speaker 7: Oh that's why you were calling me.
- 41:27Speaker 6: Yeah, they tried to do that, and I was like,
- 41:29Speaker 6: I'm not calling anybody.
- 41:31Speaker 4: Just let you explained to them it's a fine art. Yeah. Well,
- 41:36Speaker 4: it's like, I mean, this is my art.
- 41:37Speaker 6: I'm working to get a set and then it's like
- 41:40Speaker 6: I get there and they're like, take your shirt off.
- 41:43Speaker 7: That's what that's what I got. Michael Richards over the end. Yeah,
- 41:46Speaker 7: they were like call sin Fell.
- 41:49Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it makes sense, dude, get where he's coming from.
- 41:52Speaker 7: Now you're on the verge.
- 41:58Speaker 4: Yeah, it was fun. You held it back though, that's uh,
- 42:03Speaker 4: that's dope, dude. I'm happy you had a good time
- 42:05Speaker 4: in Brooklyn. Yeah, dude.
- 42:06Speaker 1: Francis's video where he shopped on the side of the
- 42:09Speaker 1: road was fucking hilarious.
- 42:10Speaker 4: Yeah, that was really funny.
- 42:11Speaker 6: When he when he pans the camera over to uh
- 42:14Speaker 6: so that just the no one in front of him.
- 42:16Speaker 6: I fucking died laughing.
- 42:17Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a psychopath. We need to get his psychopath
- 42:20Speaker 1: ass in here. Anybody else had him in for a podcast? No, Yeah,
- 42:24Speaker 1: everybody's pussies and they are not realizing that no one
- 42:27Speaker 1: is in charge.
- 42:28Speaker 4: Dude.
- 42:28Speaker 7: It makes her running the asylum. So if we get
- 42:30Speaker 7: a guy who got out of jail to fucking come
- 42:32Speaker 7: back in jail, dude, nobody's.
- 42:33Speaker 4: Going to be mad.
- 42:34Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, I was talking about that video and I
- 42:38Speaker 6: was like, so, did you just like like do the
- 42:40Speaker 6: video and then just like dip And he's like no,
- 42:41Speaker 6: I stayed there for like over an hour, and he
- 42:45Speaker 6: was like he was like, I was terrified because like
- 42:46Speaker 6: the car behind him was like slamming on the horn
- 42:49Speaker 6: and flashing the lights and ship.
- 42:51Speaker 1: But if it was an actually emergency, the dude would
- 42:53Speaker 1: have got out and been.
- 42:54Speaker 7: Like my my, fucking like kids died in there.
- 42:57Speaker 6: The fuck out of it wasn't even like a like
- 43:00Speaker 6: there was like an exit right above too, So it's
- 43:02Speaker 6: like people were like it causing problems.
- 43:04Speaker 1: That would have been a very Francis thing to do,
- 43:06Speaker 1: to try and do that, and then like an old
- 43:08Speaker 1: lady dies.
- 43:09Speaker 4: Behind him because he was trying to take his dad
- 43:11Speaker 4: be perfectly on brand for him.
- 43:13Speaker 7: A fucking nanogenarian croaks in the fucking car.
- 43:17Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just trying to get into a hospital. He
- 43:20Speaker 1: just sets up in front of an ambulance.
- 43:23Speaker 4: No, no, no, he said.
- 43:25Speaker 6: He was like making an eye contact with all the
- 43:27Speaker 6: people next to him, and they were like, good job.
- 43:30Speaker 4: I had once I was going to the Cape on
- 43:31Speaker 4: like a Memorial Day weekend, I think, and we were
- 43:34Speaker 4: just getting passed by all those people and us and
- 43:37Speaker 4: the car in front of us it was a trucker.
- 43:39Speaker 4: We all just started throwing all the shit in our
- 43:41Speaker 4: car at the passing cars. Really. Yeah, we had like
- 43:44Speaker 4: forty McNuggets. Yeah, just napkins.
- 43:46Speaker 6: I can't do that in Massachusetts, and they always try
- 43:49Speaker 6: and do it, and it's like it's like it becomes
- 43:50Speaker 6: like such a hazard.
- 43:52Speaker 4: Like I don't think you're supposed to do it anywhay.
- 43:54Speaker 6: No. Then in there's some streets in Boston where that
- 43:58Speaker 6: third lane opens up for trap thick like when it's
- 44:00Speaker 6: like super busy, it's like a fucking nightmare because.
- 44:04Speaker 7: The actual shoulder or like is it a usable third lane?
- 44:07Speaker 7: I feel like the shoulder as a whole. I don't
- 44:09Speaker 7: know what the fucking I've never heard the term breakdown lane.
- 44:11Speaker 7: Is it the shoulder or is it.
- 44:13Speaker 6: I don't know a whole term breakdown lane, huh is
- 44:16Speaker 6: the same thing I never heard. There's some streets I'm
- 44:18Speaker 6: pretty sure mattheus where it opens.
- 44:20Speaker 4: Up like an hour breaks down anymore. Yeah, I think
- 44:23Speaker 4: they need a breakdown lane. Well, anyway, I.
- 44:26Speaker 6: Remember like the first time I saw that happen, and
- 44:27Speaker 6: I remember like about to be like merging off the
- 44:30Speaker 6: highway and all of a sudden, just cars are just
- 44:32Speaker 6: like whizzing by you, and I didn't even know there
- 44:35Speaker 6: was a Like.
- 44:35Speaker 4: It's like, I'm surprised more people don't fucking die.
- 44:38Speaker 7: I think people do die a lot, Dude.
- 44:40Speaker 1: I think that quarterback, a fucking Jim Beheim, that coach
- 44:43Speaker 1: killed somebody.
- 44:44Speaker 4: I think it does happen. Yeah, and then you got
- 44:46Speaker 4: a standing out two nights later.
- 44:48Speaker 7: Yeah, because of what he had to go through, Dude.
- 44:51Speaker 7: Murdering is a trying ordeal.
- 44:52Speaker 4: Dude.
- 44:53Speaker 7: It was probably as stressful as fuck for him to
- 44:55Speaker 7: murder in cold blood like that.
- 44:56Speaker 4: Dude, that's an old one. Had to fuck his way
- 44:58Speaker 4: through it.
- 44:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:00Speaker 6: Another thing from that, the Dick Cheney thing, he like
- 45:03Speaker 6: shot some dude, yeah, hunting, hunting, and he said he
- 45:06Speaker 6: thought it was a deer and they were in like
- 45:08Speaker 6: an open field hunting birds.
- 45:11Speaker 4: Just shot in the face with a shotgun.
- 45:15Speaker 6: And then he didn't apologize ever, and that dude apologized
- 45:18Speaker 6: to him.
- 45:19Speaker 4: My face was there, dick. Yeah, he apologized. He got
- 45:22Speaker 4: a shotgun to the face and lived to tell the tale.
- 45:24Speaker 1: I think it's like bird shots, so it's like shot
- 45:26Speaker 1: it's like not supposed.
- 45:28Speaker 6: To take the I don't know what it was like
- 45:30Speaker 6: in real life, but obviously the movie is supposed to
- 45:32Speaker 6: be like kind of funny too, but like they're literally
- 45:34Speaker 6: just like shooting birds.
- 45:35Speaker 4: And then he just like turns and just shoots the
- 45:37Speaker 4: guy right in the head and be like, come on, dick.
- 45:43Speaker 7: The fact that you could just wish stand there.
- 45:45Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, dude, he's like, I thought it was
- 45:47Speaker 4: a deer.
- 45:48Speaker 1: It is savage to survive a shotgun to the face. Yeah,
- 45:51Speaker 1: I wouldn't apologize to anybody, but like that is like sweet,
- 45:54Speaker 1: you would look like fucking I didn't even know.
- 45:57Speaker 6: You could run for president if you had like charges
- 45:59Speaker 6: to he had like two d wys.
- 46:00Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, everybody is d u I s well,
- 46:04Speaker 1: that makes one of us, and I planned to run
- 46:10Speaker 1: for president. I got a couple more in me before
- 46:12Speaker 1: I go for office.
- 46:13Speaker 4: Dude. I'm gonna start at school board and I'm gonna
- 46:16Speaker 4: work my way up. Dude.
- 46:17Speaker 1: I'm gonna fix the schools and now i'm gonna get
- 46:19Speaker 1: up to the infrastructure. I'm gonna fix the roads, and
- 46:22Speaker 1: then I'm gonna curry fucking public favor, start a big
- 46:24Speaker 1: ass nonprofit, going to venture capital, make enough money where
- 46:28Speaker 1: I can go back to my political roots, fucking run
- 46:30Speaker 1: for mayor, run for governor, and then run for press.
- 46:33Speaker 7: Dude, I'm thinking for d U I s in.
- 46:34Speaker 4: By that point, it's important to have a steady schedule.
- 46:41Speaker 7: Yeah, or if you don't have goals no, yeah, and
- 46:43Speaker 7: you never know what you're gonna live, Well, you're gonna fall.
- 46:45Speaker 4: Short of Yeah, it's not we're doing us.
- 46:48Speaker 7: Yeah, first one to get a d U I wins.
- 46:51Speaker 4: When was the rebrand? Remember it was d w I
- 46:54Speaker 4: for a bit. There's still a lot like it's like
- 46:56Speaker 4: o U I b U I biking. What's OEU I
- 47:01Speaker 4: operating under influence? I think that's the.
- 47:03Speaker 7: Boat for chair lifts, forklifts.
- 47:05Speaker 6: Maybe, Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, you can get a bunch
- 47:15Speaker 6: of kids in my high school got like in a
- 47:17Speaker 6: fuck ton of trouble because they got like all pulled
- 47:20Speaker 6: over when they were like hammered.
- 47:22Speaker 4: On a boat.
- 47:22Speaker 7: Dude. Everybody who's driving boats is drunk.
- 47:25Speaker 4: Dude, you know they you know, the coast guard can
- 47:27Speaker 4: just board your boat.
- 47:28Speaker 6: At any time they want, with no like with nothing really,
- 47:32Speaker 6: at any time.
- 47:34Speaker 4: They can just walk on the boat.
- 47:35Speaker 7: That's kind of sick.
- 47:36Speaker 6: I remember when I was younger, we were on some
- 47:38Speaker 6: kid's boat and we got pulled over because there was
- 47:40Speaker 6: a bunch of kids on the boat and they were like,
- 47:43Speaker 6: how many life jack because you have to have you
- 47:44Speaker 6: have to.
- 47:44Speaker 4: Have one life jacket for every person, that's like the rule.
- 47:47Speaker 6: And we had one life jacket, and the kid just
- 47:50Speaker 6: kept on pulling the same life jacket out and putting
- 47:53Speaker 6: it back in this one.
- 47:57Speaker 4: And they totally fell for it.
- 47:58Speaker 6: Really, yeah, they're like, all right, thanks guys. It's scary though, dude,
- 48:03Speaker 6: being out there and all of a sudden you see
- 48:04Speaker 6: like the boats coming from multiple different it feels like
- 48:06Speaker 6: it's Somali and pirates.
- 48:08Speaker 4: Dude. Yeah, it's fucked.
- 48:09Speaker 1: It is cool though, that or that's just definitely a
- 48:11Speaker 1: rule that was made like when things were way different. Yeah,
- 48:14Speaker 1: that's like a rule from the seventeen hundreds when everybody
- 48:16Speaker 1: was just on boats and like the coast guard had
- 48:18Speaker 1: to protect against like smuggling and shit. It's like old
- 48:21Speaker 1: gun rules, just like rules that were made when you
- 48:23Speaker 1: were to like load a rifle for like ninety seconds
- 48:27Speaker 1: or you could shoot it or something like that. Yeah,
- 48:30Speaker 1: they weren't planning for people to just be like whipping
- 48:32Speaker 1: around on a fucking like cigarette boat.
- 48:35Speaker 7: Yeah, just like getting shit faced on a thirty rack.
- 48:39Speaker 8: No.
- 48:39Speaker 6: Yeah, you're right, every single person and they're all drunk, dude,
- 48:43Speaker 6: that's the only point to go. That's like the best
- 48:44Speaker 6: part about going on a boat.
- 48:45Speaker 4: That's why you go on a boat. Imagine just going sober,
- 48:48Speaker 4: being sick. I haven't been on a boat in years.
- 48:50Speaker 4: I would love to do.
- 48:51Speaker 7: You love boats.
- 48:54Speaker 4: Kind of? I don't. I don't love them as much
- 48:56Speaker 4: as that.
- 48:56Speaker 7: Some people love them. My wife loves boats. She's always
- 48:59Speaker 7: trying to get on girls love But why do girls
- 49:01Speaker 7: love boats so much?
- 49:03Speaker 4: Dude, I don't know, but they do.
- 49:04Speaker 1: They're obsessed with boats. Are all just trying to get
- 49:06Speaker 1: on a boat. Take a picture of themselves on a
- 49:08Speaker 1: fucking boat.
- 49:09Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I honestly like just going to
- 49:12Speaker 4: the beach more. Yeah.
- 49:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I never was even on boats till I was
- 49:15Speaker 1: fucking in a relationship. Yeah, fucking wasn't even I didn't
- 49:18Speaker 1: even wind up on boats.
- 49:20Speaker 6: One of my buddies from home had a boat and
- 49:21Speaker 6: we used to go on that. We'd go fishing a lot,
- 49:23Speaker 6: which was really fun.
- 49:24Speaker 7: But I do not fuck with fairies. I'm not trying
- 49:26Speaker 7: to take a ferry.
- 49:28Speaker 4: I don't mind fairies. They're pretty, like, they're not bad
- 49:30Speaker 4: at all.
- 49:31Speaker 7: I mind them.
- 49:31Speaker 4: Why I don't like what is going on.
- 49:34Speaker 6: It's like New York is bumping brother did people like
- 49:37Speaker 6: shouldn't have speakers that loud?
- 49:38Speaker 4: That that should be illegal? Yeah they should, they shoulders.
- 49:44Speaker 7: You are old, you know where to go?
- 49:46Speaker 4: Fucking building is shake it.
- 49:47Speaker 7: You're gonna have to have a reverse, Howard Stern.
- 49:51Speaker 4: It's like that can't even be enjoyable.
- 49:53Speaker 7: You see that, Oh it's definitely now.
- 49:54Speaker 6: I see those people driving by in their whole car
- 49:56Speaker 6: is like vibrating.
- 49:57Speaker 4: It's just.
- 49:59Speaker 7: Maybe they're deaf folks.
- 50:00Speaker 4: You can't hear any words.
- 50:03Speaker 1: When deaf people go to a concert and they just
- 50:05Speaker 1: want to like stand by the speaker, to like feel
- 50:07Speaker 1: the vibration of the music.
- 50:08Speaker 6: I've been to a concert in years, either, you haven't.
- 50:11Speaker 6: I would have been to like two concerts in my lifetime.
- 50:13Speaker 7: You should have hit the fucking Loomies.
- 50:15Speaker 4: I can't believe ran back the show I know ruled.
- 50:18Speaker 4: So I went Friday night with some friends and then
- 50:22Speaker 4: a couple of them went out after and we're fucked
- 50:25Speaker 4: up and just bought tickets to run it back, and
- 50:27Speaker 4: then we weren't gonna more. People got tickets did it.
- 50:30Speaker 4: It was great. I might do that more often. I
- 50:33Speaker 4: liked doing both shows. Yeah, that's fun. How far away
- 50:35Speaker 4: was that from your home? Twenty minutes? Oh that's awesome. Yeah,
- 50:39Speaker 4: the Forest Hills is awesome. Yeah, that's I don't know
- 50:40Speaker 4: anything about favorite venue. Uh old like Tennis Stadium in Queens,
- 50:45Speaker 4: but uh so it's still like Tutors. It's like an
- 50:48Speaker 4: old English feeling neighborhood.
- 50:49Speaker 7: It's cool.
- 50:50Speaker 4: Yeah, they bring out Phoebe Bridges. Mm hm. Phoebe came
- 50:53Speaker 4: out Barjovi. Now Phoebe Bridges was there a few years ago?
- 50:57Speaker 6: Yeah, but yeah, but I heard the like she brought
- 50:59Speaker 6: up Illumini or something like that. Oh, really, yeah, the
- 51:02Speaker 6: Lumineers were there at her concert something like that.
- 51:05Speaker 4: Shout out to Phoebe Bridgers.
- 51:06Speaker 6: Pretty crazy that those people can do they do like
- 51:08Speaker 6: Brooklyn Queen's Manhattan.
- 51:12Speaker 1: What's crazy about it that they do three different shows
- 51:14Speaker 1: that can tell them all out.
- 51:15Speaker 4: You're saying, are you are you equating yourself to the Lumineers.
- 51:18Speaker 6: No, but it's just like wild, like I feel like
- 51:20Speaker 6: they could just do I mean, do you think the
- 51:24Speaker 6: Lumineers could do MSGUL? Could I have done it?
- 51:27Speaker 7: You probably could have done it too.
- 51:28Speaker 4: Do you think the Lumineers could do MSG?
- 51:30Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 51:30Speaker 4: Yeah, they do, they do. Yeah.
- 51:33Speaker 1: I feel like anybody can do MSG these days pop
- 51:35Speaker 1: punk will probably be No.
- 51:38Speaker 4: This was a big debate in our apartment, huge debate about.
- 51:40Speaker 7: This about what whether pop punk could do MSG.
- 51:43Speaker 6: Know about when Dave came on our podcast. When Dave
- 51:46Speaker 6: came on our podcast and said that he could sell
- 51:48Speaker 6: out MSG uh, and we were saying it not even
- 51:53Speaker 6: a chance? Why not, dude, there's like five comedians.
- 51:57Speaker 4: I was more and more in the middle, closer to Harry.
- 52:00Speaker 6: Don't act like that now because we're talking about it
- 52:03Speaker 6: on the podcast. You were one hundred percent on my side.
- 52:05Speaker 6: I was on his side. Yeah yeah, And this isn't
- 52:08Speaker 6: a shot at Dave. It is a little bit, but
- 52:10Speaker 6: it is.
- 52:11Speaker 1: Well, he just he doesn't have that kind of show. No,
- 52:14Speaker 1: he doesn't have a live show.
- 52:16Speaker 7: But I think that, uh, people could buy tickets out
- 52:18Speaker 7: of curiosity.
- 52:19Speaker 1: And there's definitely like that, twenty thousand tickets, but that's
- 52:23Speaker 1: there's definitely twenty that. Like, there's definitely fucking like I
- 52:27Speaker 1: don't know how.
- 52:28Speaker 7: I think you have a better choices you think are
- 52:30Speaker 7: in the greater met TD garden.
- 52:33Speaker 6: Yeah, you have a better chance selling out the garden
- 52:34Speaker 6: than he would. Ms J Garden is Madison Square Garden.
- 52:37Speaker 7: Your garden the garden I.
- 52:39Speaker 4: Was calling a TD garden.
- 52:40Speaker 7: You said the garden the garden. Oh I meant TD garden. Yeah,
- 52:44Speaker 7: fucking the garden, bro, it's a garden, but you're not
- 52:47Speaker 7: the garden.
- 52:48Speaker 4: We looked it up.
- 52:49Speaker 6: There's like five comedians ever or maybe like ten who
- 52:51Speaker 6: have ever sold out MSG.
- 52:54Speaker 7: Well, fucking you, you uh underestimate the the power of
- 52:58Speaker 7: Saturdays are for the boys.
- 52:59Speaker 6: Brother and no offense today, but all the people that
- 53:01Speaker 6: have done it are legitimately a list celebrities.
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- 53:30Speaker 1: It is the Benzo shoe of footwear all birds that
- 53:35Speaker 1: I was in the Delta lounge coming back from Chicago
- 53:38Speaker 1: and there was someone who took off their shoes and
- 53:40Speaker 1: socks in the Delta lounge.
- 53:42Speaker 4: Dude, I get taken off. You can take off your
- 53:45Speaker 4: shoes on a very long flight.
- 53:47Speaker 7: If you're going over in ocean, fine take off your shoes.
- 53:50Speaker 7: Get comfortable. If it's an overnight, a red eye flight,
- 53:53Speaker 7: sure you want to sleep. You feel like you can't
- 53:55Speaker 7: sleep with something constrict on your feet. You're in the
- 53:57Speaker 7: fucking Delta lounge, dude. They should be fireing squatted, dude.
- 54:00Speaker 7: They should be waterboarded one hundred and eighty times consecutively.
- 54:04Speaker 7: Doing shit like that's disgusting, that'shit's fucking nasty, dude. I'm
- 54:07Speaker 7: trying to eat some fucking water down hummus and a
- 54:10Speaker 7: fucking repurposed like little chicken salad or whatever. I'm trying
- 54:13Speaker 7: to fucking enjoy my my Michelo Boltra without having to
- 54:16Speaker 7: look at your fucking feet in the Delta lounge.
- 54:19Speaker 4: Dude. Yeah, it's really gross. I don't get the socks.
- 54:22Speaker 4: Why would you have to buy the socks, dude? Why
- 54:24Speaker 4: are you taking your socks off?
- 54:26Speaker 1: And there was like a little alcove there next to
- 54:28Speaker 1: the printer, dude, imagine if you had to print something
- 54:30Speaker 1: out and you're fucking smelling someone's stinking, sneaky ass feet.
- 54:34Speaker 4: Dude. Yeah, it's disgusting. My feet don't stink though they sweat,
- 54:37Speaker 4: but they don't stink. Mind don't smell at all. Really, No,
- 54:40Speaker 4: it's fucking sick.
- 54:41Speaker 1: I think I feel like people go through waves of
- 54:43Speaker 1: their feet stinking. Well, I do feet stink. It's got
- 54:45Speaker 1: to be some kind of bacteria, it's.
- 54:47Speaker 6: Some sort of like it's got to be some sort
- 54:48Speaker 6: of genetic thing because I feel like but.
- 54:50Speaker 1: I feel like I've had even like Mike used to
- 54:52Speaker 1: have stinky ass feet for a while, used to have
- 54:54Speaker 1: to like leave his shoes outside.
- 54:56Speaker 4: He probably still does now.
- 54:57Speaker 7: I don't think he does out anymore. Tw Are you
- 55:00Speaker 7: you got stinky feet? I run through sneakers? Dude, dude,
- 55:04Speaker 7: really in the alds? How many pairs of Alds are
- 55:06Speaker 7: you on the five fifties?
- 55:08Speaker 4: Three?
- 55:09Speaker 1: Holy fuck, dude, they got stinky man, you're just ripping
- 55:12Speaker 1: through them.
- 55:13Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how.
- 55:14Speaker 1: That's how the Vintage is supposed to work. Though they
- 55:17Speaker 1: get stinky.
- 55:18Speaker 7: Faster the Alds due the acid washing, washed or whatever.
- 55:23Speaker 4: Are these new?
- 55:24Speaker 7: They don't smell like someone's asshole.
- 55:26Speaker 4: They must be new.
- 55:27Speaker 1: They must be Yeah, they must have rotated them out
- 55:31Speaker 1: shout out to the tech department.
- 55:32Speaker 4: Yeah fuck yeah. Whatever happened to studios? They told us weird?
- 55:36Speaker 4: Yeah that's I don't know. I guess just not happening somehow.
- 55:39Speaker 4: Everyone's getting their own studio. Boards would be nice.
- 55:43Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that would be sick if we got boards.
- 55:45Speaker 4: What are we going over a year of the podcast?
- 55:50Speaker 4: They're coming though, they'll be here soon.
- 55:51Speaker 7: Here, Yeah, boards, and that's gonna change a loud.
- 55:54Speaker 4: Sean's just got him at his house right now. He's
- 55:57Speaker 4: eating dinner awful. Yeah, he's using them as tea betrays.
- 56:02Speaker 6: I'm gonna do a quick plug shamelessly. I'm gonna be
- 56:05Speaker 6: in Philly, Saint Louis, Providence, Atlanta this summer. I'll have
- 56:10Speaker 6: the links in my bio on Instagram and Twitter.
- 56:12Speaker 7: That's not helpful to what dates.
- 56:15Speaker 6: Well, you'll be able to see on the link. But
- 56:17Speaker 6: I'll be in Philly the nineteenth and twentieth of July.
- 56:22Speaker 4: Are we all going to come to that one? Sure?
- 56:25Speaker 7: Am I allowed to come?
- 56:26Speaker 4: That's it?
- 56:27Speaker 7: That's midweek?
- 56:27Speaker 4: Right? Yeah?
- 56:29Speaker 7: Yeah, let me come to that.
- 56:30Speaker 4: Maybe sprinkle a little boy dad into it. Yeah, maybe
- 56:34Speaker 4: a bump MIC's with Roan at the end. That would
- 56:37Speaker 4: be so fucking sick.
- 56:38Speaker 1: Yeah, we planned something, so we planned some fucking little
- 56:41Speaker 1: picker roll action.
- 56:42Speaker 7: Bro planned some fucking bits.
- 56:44Speaker 4: Dude, we can shoot that sketch, you and Ron can
- 56:47Speaker 4: do it? Yeah?
- 56:48Speaker 6: Perhaps, I don't know. I don't want to plan too
- 56:50Speaker 6: much ahead.
- 56:51Speaker 7: What's the sketch We sew your asshole shut? Yeah, you
- 56:54Speaker 7: till you explode? Yeah that would be fucking hilarious, bro.
- 56:58Speaker 4: But yeah, oh sorry, dude, I mean to stress you out?
- 57:03Speaker 7: Did that just stress you.
- 57:05Speaker 4: No, a little bit, go back read your read your
- 57:08Speaker 4: little dates.
- 57:08Speaker 6: No, I already write them. It's fine, I asked.
- 57:12Speaker 7: I texted over and I said, can I can I
- 57:14Speaker 7: help you guys shoot sketches?
- 57:15Speaker 4: Dude? I know, yeah, I know, yeah you should.
- 57:18Speaker 7: I want to help shoot stuff. I enjoy shooting the
- 57:20Speaker 7: Tommy stuff.
- 57:21Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to start editing more stuff.
- 57:24Speaker 4: Dude. Those are incredible. I admittedly just like Binge most
- 57:27Speaker 4: of them. Now, I'd seen the first couple and then
- 57:29Speaker 4: when the party one came out, I watched the rest
- 57:32Speaker 4: doing some serious numbies too at the party. They good numbies.
- 57:35Speaker 1: It was over one hundred k right, yeah it uh yeah,
- 57:39Speaker 1: it came together well.
- 57:40Speaker 4: But it has its own, like very unique style, which
- 57:43Speaker 4: I think is awesome.
- 57:44Speaker 7: Yeah, it would be fun to shoot more stuff. I
- 57:46Speaker 7: need to work on.
- 57:46Speaker 1: I need to learn how to actually use a fucking
- 57:48Speaker 1: real camera though, instead of the RinkyDink Disney World camera
- 57:51Speaker 1: that I used to make that ship.
- 57:52Speaker 4: Yeah you should, just I mean, I don't think it's
- 57:53Speaker 4: that hard.
- 57:54Speaker 7: Yeah, cam'py do we have in here working cameras?
- 57:58Speaker 6: Unless you're like doing like what like OBEs dogs or something,
- 58:01Speaker 6: I think you would be pretty fine.
- 58:02Speaker 4: I would try to do the ship that he's Yeah,
- 58:04Speaker 4: I'd be like, yeah, that's wild, because you you could
- 58:09Speaker 4: learn how to be as good as everyone here in
- 58:11Speaker 4: like two weeks and then you go on the trip
- 58:13Speaker 4: with the mics and you're like, oh wow, yeah they're
- 58:15Speaker 4: fucking yeah, they're they're nice.
- 58:18Speaker 7: Some crazy.
- 58:21Speaker 4: Yeah they're zooming. Did they appreciate your guys be roll
- 58:24Speaker 4: or were they where they do? They not? Like it? Really?
- 58:27Speaker 7: Are you serious?
- 58:29Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 58:30Speaker 7: Use any of them?
- 58:32Speaker 4: That's funny as fuck, dude, what b roll snobs? And
- 58:35Speaker 4: I got fucking sniped by Brianna Chicken for I was shooting. Yeah,
- 58:39Speaker 4: what happened? She just took a picture of me across
- 58:41Speaker 4: the street in the city, like holding a camera to
- 58:44Speaker 4: my face, and then that was it. She didn't say high.
- 58:48Speaker 7: When we were shooting.
- 58:49Speaker 4: What they had to go shoot? B roll? Oh oh
- 58:51Speaker 4: when you went around the city. Yeah yeah, yeah, it
- 58:53Speaker 4: was fun though, Damn she dunked on you. She dunked.
- 58:56Speaker 4: That's fun. But I was with her at the Luminear Saturday,
- 58:59Speaker 4: no way. She was like kind of nerros.
- 59:05Speaker 7: You saw her, Yeah, I didn't go with it. You
- 59:08Speaker 7: should have taken a picture of her put her ass,
- 59:10Speaker 7: so I'm blast. Yeah, you should have joined a fucking concert, dude,
- 59:14Speaker 7: it must be nice. A country you're at must be nice.
- 59:17Speaker 7: And someone bring her up on stage.
- 59:19Speaker 4: No, but it was wild like stage she did.
- 59:21Speaker 7: A guest DJ said, yeah, as the rind Shack were
- 59:24Speaker 7: singing he hoo, like as.
- 59:26Speaker 4: The headlining band was coming on stage, there was still
- 59:29Speaker 4: like little girls coming up freaking out about her, which
- 59:32Speaker 4: is wild. It's great.
- 59:33Speaker 6: It was like the lumineers are here too. Yeah, that's crazy.
- 59:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 59:37Speaker 6: I think a lot of people find they have more
- 59:39Speaker 6: of a like personal connection to like internet people than
- 59:42Speaker 6: they do the actual lumineers.
- 59:44Speaker 4: That's fair.
- 59:45Speaker 1: Yeah, some somebody they watch on TikTok, someone they've seen cry.
- 59:48Speaker 7: Yeah, I've never seen the lumineers cry.
- 59:50Speaker 6: Hell no, how do you not cry when you're singing?
- 59:52Speaker 4: Ha hoo.
- 59:55Speaker 7: I was staying, I know where that is due. I
- 1:00:01Speaker 7: know we're Bowery and it hits way different in New York. Dude, Hey,
- 1:00:07Speaker 7: it hits way different town.
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: And you just rib your buddy a little bit, like.
- 1:00:11Speaker 6: Yes, if I was going to go to a concert again,
- 1:00:14Speaker 6: I'd want to be out in the out in the nosebleeds.
- 1:00:16Speaker 8: Why.
- 1:00:17Speaker 6: I don't like being in front and being in that
- 1:00:19Speaker 6: crowded space bumping into people.
- 1:00:21Speaker 7: I do not like being in the pit, that's no,
- 1:00:23Speaker 7: I mean the back of the pit.
- 1:00:24Speaker 6: Go with all my friends to like we used to
- 1:00:26Speaker 6: go to this festival, Levitate Music Festival in Massachusetts, and uh,
- 1:00:30Speaker 6: it's pretty big, but like they would always be like
- 1:00:33Speaker 6: nudging people to get to the front and stuff, and
- 1:00:35Speaker 6: I'd be like, dude, like I feel like a dick.
- 1:00:36Speaker 7: That's a girl behavior to a whole.
- 1:00:39Speaker 6: It's also like there, these people got here early and
- 1:00:41Speaker 6: now we're just like shoving them out of the way.
- 1:00:44Speaker 4: I didn't know how much of a girl behavior that was.
- 1:00:46Speaker 4: When he comes out to sing like slower songs, like
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: moms sprint like individually to get it. Yeah, all these
- 1:00:54Speaker 4: like middle aged drunk moms are like yeah yeah.
- 1:00:56Speaker 6: Also, it was like it was like some of the
- 1:00:58Speaker 6: bands I was a big fan of, so it would be
- 1:01:00Speaker 6: cool to be upfront, but it was like a lot
- 1:01:01Speaker 6: of them and I was like, I don't really know them,
- 1:01:03Speaker 6: and these people here are like dying to see these
- 1:01:05Speaker 6: guys they know every year on the front.
- 1:01:07Speaker 7: Yeah, and I'm just drunker than every morning.
- 1:01:10Speaker 6: I would think I was like sober too, which is
- 1:01:12Speaker 6: the worst part. So I was like sixteen being sober
- 1:01:16Speaker 6: front row at a concert's tough.
- 1:01:17Speaker 4: Oh you were sixteen, so you already knew you were
- 1:01:20Speaker 4: more talented than Yeah.
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll fucking be there someday. I just want
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: to see the view from up close.
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: Now.
- 1:01:27Speaker 7: But he check out my office before I moved in.
- 1:01:29Speaker 6: I just like Ziggy Ziggy Marley was there and it
- 1:01:32Speaker 6: was like this one dude was like behind me and
- 1:01:34Speaker 6: he was having like the best time of his entire life.
- 1:01:37Speaker 4: And I was like, this guy should be in front
- 1:01:40Speaker 4: of me.
- 1:01:40Speaker 7: Man, he deserves it. Yeah, hey, man, sit on my shoulders.
- 1:01:42Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, climb up, man, you deserve this shit. You
- 1:01:45Speaker 7: fucking love the game, Yeah it is.
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: It's a tough move to get to the front. I
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: want to be in the back. Rid have enough rohim
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: to like fucking jam out and dance.
- 1:01:52Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:01:53Speaker 7: Maybe put the bottle.
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: On the ground and spin it whoever it points to.
- 1:01:56Speaker 7: You do the dance move now. Fuck yeah, you never
- 1:01:58Speaker 7: done that, No, dude, you could tell.
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: It was just at a wedding. Sounds like it. Get
- 1:02:04Speaker 4: the fucking tablecloth. Play jump rope with.
- 1:02:09Speaker 6: You're definitely a fucking problem at weddings.
- 1:02:11Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm a fucking menus. Do they kick
- 1:02:14Speaker 4: you out? I'm a menace?
- 1:02:16Speaker 7: No, they were, Dude, adults get fucked up at weddings.
- 1:02:20Speaker 7: The more and the older I've gotten, the.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: More exotic the fucking drugs have gotten at every wedding.
- 1:02:26Speaker 7: Really, Like, you start off.
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: Boozing and then people will start fucking pulling out cocaine
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: and stuff like that. At this wedding, They're like, this
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: is a chocolate that has md M A and mushrooms
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: in it.
- 1:02:37Speaker 4: You do it.
- 1:02:37Speaker 7: Everybody's on it.
- 1:02:38Speaker 10: No.
- 1:02:39Speaker 4: I was like, I definitely did it. I did not.
- 1:02:42Speaker 7: Unfortunately, damn I deferred from doing it.
- 1:02:45Speaker 4: K took some md M A chocolates and he said
- 1:02:48Speaker 4: the city was just red for the day. That's crazy.
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to, man, I always want manageable drug experiences.
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: I'd always rather just be like this is fucking this
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: is enhancing my life, right than be like.
- 1:03:00Speaker 6: I'm highest Yeah, yeah, that sounds miserable, Like my tummy
- 1:03:06Speaker 6: hurts and I need to land lie down like that.
- 1:03:08Speaker 7: Shit does not sound sweet now, And that's what happens.
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: To me when when I'll take too much, too much drugs,
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: like being at a concert and be like I need
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: to go home. It's like a terrible feeling because like, hey,
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: you want to get out of where you are. And
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: then it's like I've wasted my my like ticket to this,
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: all the anticipation I had, and now I'm not having
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: any fucking fun while everybody else is still literally having
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: the time of their I went to a Briana chicken
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: fry is like fucking sitting.
- 1:03:32Speaker 7: Money on fire. Yeah, yeah, and I'm at home crying.
- 1:03:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:03:36Speaker 6: I went to a I went to a slightly stupid
- 1:03:38Speaker 6: concert after I graduated high school in Maine because my
- 1:03:42Speaker 6: buddy moved to Maine and I was like super drunk
- 1:03:46Speaker 6: pulling up and I got there and like this this
- 1:03:48Speaker 6: show hadn't even started yet, and he like lit a
- 1:03:50Speaker 6: joint and I just like grabbed the joint from him
- 1:03:52Speaker 6: and like took like five big hits and I never
- 1:03:54Speaker 6: smoke weed. And I literally had to go back to
- 1:03:57Speaker 6: like the grass with all like the fucking couples who
- 1:04:01Speaker 6: were like having like picnics back there, and I had
- 1:04:03Speaker 6: to go and just lay on the ground.
- 1:04:04Speaker 7: There's like family, she'd like blowing bubbles, like.
- 1:04:08Speaker 6: They're like lay there with my eyes closed for the
- 1:04:11Speaker 6: rest of the show before the show even started on the.
- 1:04:14Speaker 4: Grass, like the world spins around you. It was like
- 1:04:17Speaker 4: a fucking nightmare. Dude.
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: I think that a lot of people have probably had
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: that experience to the tea, like not only like the
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: fact that they're spinning and like going back to the grass,
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: but it was probably always a slightly stupid concert too.
- 1:04:28Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:04:28Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought that should happened to me coming out
- 1:04:30Speaker 7: of high school and slightly stupid.
- 1:04:31Speaker 4: Yeah, slightly stupid.
- 1:04:32Speaker 7: It might be like eighty years old.
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: Yeah, and everyone has just always had that exact experience.
- 1:04:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:04:37Speaker 6: I remember one of my buddies was he was so
- 1:04:39Speaker 6: mad at me because he was like, why did you
- 1:04:41Speaker 6: just do that? He's like, why is it you don't
- 1:04:43Speaker 6: smoke weed? He's like what what would make you think
- 1:04:45Speaker 6: that was a good idea? And I was like, yeah,
- 1:04:47Speaker 6: I don't know, dude, Well.
- 1:04:48Speaker 7: When you're at a concert getting sucked up, it's like what.
- 1:04:50Speaker 6: Yeah, but like every time I smoke weed, it's like
- 1:04:52Speaker 6: that reaction. And he was like, that was just like
- 1:04:54Speaker 6: so stupid. If you I thought I was like, I
- 1:04:57Speaker 6: thought it looked so sick too. I was like, I'll
- 1:04:58Speaker 6: pass that shit over here.
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: Yeah, just taking the biggest hits ever.
- 1:05:04Speaker 7: Yeah, when people try and take a big hit when
- 1:05:06Speaker 7: they get out of.
- 1:05:06Speaker 4: Their comfort zone. Let me get that.
- 1:05:08Speaker 7: Yeah, just trying to fucking crush it. Shit is not
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- 1:05:50Speaker 7: I was watching a movie called Patin sounds familiar. Paton
- 1:05:56Speaker 7: Paddington Patent, Yeah, Paton Paddington bear Yeah about this?
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: Not ites about patent? Is about this general same George Patten. Dude,
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: I didn't realized that fucking woke culture was going back
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: to like the fucking forties. Yea, his whole thing that
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: he was like getting in trouble for was like people
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: would have PTSD and UH at war and he'd be.
- 1:06:17Speaker 7: Like, you're a yellow belly coward, get back on that
- 1:06:20Speaker 7: fucking battlefield.
- 1:06:21Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:06:21Speaker 7: I was like, yes, we need to go back to that.
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: Yeah, and but but like he got like roasted for
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: it because he, like a soldier, was like like shaking,
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: like having like some kind of whatever the fuck they
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: called it shell shock from uh, just like hearing gunshots,
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: being around, seeing everybody die around him. And he just
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: walked into the infirmary and slapped the ship out of
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: the dude, being like, I can't.
- 1:06:43Speaker 4: Have you in bed real men who have been wooed.
- 1:06:46Speaker 7: And then they made him go in front of the
- 1:06:48Speaker 7: whole army and apologized. Dude, that's that woke shit, Dude,
- 1:06:53Speaker 7: he had to apologize. He notes that the whole fucking army.
- 1:06:56Speaker 6: Dude's crazy different. He apologized for being a pussy, right.
- 1:06:59Speaker 4: No, he apologize for a slapping.
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: The Oh really, Yeah, that he had to apologize for
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: fucking abusing the guy. They're like taking him off of
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: his post.
- 1:07:07Speaker 4: That's crazy. Yeah.
- 1:07:08Speaker 7: I thought that men were men back then. Apparently men
- 1:07:10Speaker 7: were pussies then too.
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that that was a new problem that
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: we were going through right now. The passification of America
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: has been dating back to the fucking yeah.
- 1:07:18Speaker 4: The century, speaking of like the woke shit.
- 1:07:21Speaker 6: I was listening to Joe Rogan, uh like yesterday and
- 1:07:25Speaker 6: today I was listening to the Soda episode, and then
- 1:07:27Speaker 6: I was listening to the Joe List episode, and I
- 1:07:29Speaker 6: forget I think it was on the Joe List episode,
- 1:07:31Speaker 6: he like Joe List is talking about how how he's
- 1:07:37Speaker 6: listening to some podcast and this dude was talking about
- 1:07:40Speaker 6: how like it's like privileged for white men to make
- 1:07:43Speaker 6: self deprecating jokes something like dumb like that, like in
- 1:07:47Speaker 6: Joe's like, it was stupid. And then Joe Rogan's like,
- 1:07:50Speaker 6: he's like, that's just the first of it. He's like,
- 1:07:52Speaker 6: a couple years, it gonna be it's gonna be white
- 1:07:53Speaker 6: man can't talk. And then you know, he's like and
- 1:07:56Speaker 6: after that it's white they can't jump. No, no, it
- 1:07:58Speaker 6: was like he was like, and then it's He's like
- 1:07:59Speaker 6: and then it's white man can't leave their houses. And
- 1:08:01Speaker 6: Joel Wass is laughing. He's like, I'm not joking, and
- 1:08:04Speaker 6: I was like, fuck, dude.
- 1:08:06Speaker 4: I'm like, is this true? You know? I was just like,
- 1:08:08Speaker 4: that's fucking insane.
- 1:08:10Speaker 7: For him to say that. Yeah, yeah, that's a preposterous thing.
- 1:08:13Speaker 4: An insane.
- 1:08:14Speaker 6: Take next thing, you know, it's gonna be white straight
- 1:08:15Speaker 6: man can't leave their homes.
- 1:08:16Speaker 7: Certainly, we can't be billionaires anymore because because because so
- 1:08:19Speaker 7: many people weren't allowed to leave their homes for so long,
- 1:08:21Speaker 7: so now white men can't. Suddenly we're not allowed to
- 1:08:24Speaker 7: get massages from twelve year old girls on our private
- 1:08:28Speaker 7: islands anymore.
- 1:08:29Speaker 6: But yeah, no, they're both very good episodes. That was
- 1:08:31Speaker 6: just that one thing stuck out to me and I
- 1:08:33Speaker 6: was like laughing. I was like, dude, that's fucking insane.
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: It is a promost of the ship that they were saying.
- 1:08:38Speaker 6: Was like I get like Joe Rogan has like like
- 1:08:40Speaker 6: he's got all these like stereotypes and stuff, but that
- 1:08:42Speaker 6: one I was like, dude, that is fucking insane. Well
- 1:08:45Speaker 6: also like, uh, white straight man can't leave their homes.
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: Like the pendulum has swung back, Like it was like
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: for a while there was like this apologist period, but
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: it's like no, dude, you're you're Joe Rogan and.
- 1:08:57Speaker 7: You're winning more than anybody right now. Yeah, you're the
- 1:09:00Speaker 7: biggest mouthpiece for white dudes of all time.
- 1:09:03Speaker 4: We also heard the statistic that it was like.
- 1:09:07Speaker 6: Eighty eight percent of America's not on Twitter, and then
- 1:09:10Speaker 6: ninety percent of people on Twitter don't tweet.
- 1:09:15Speaker 4: That's hilarious.
- 1:09:16Speaker 6: So it's like this like this like majority, like this
- 1:09:19Speaker 6: group of people that everyone is like, oh, they're going
- 1:09:21Speaker 6: to ruin the world, like they're so woke all the shit.
- 1:09:24Speaker 6: It's like it's like, no, one like these people don't
- 1:09:27Speaker 6: exist in real life. I know, have you ever had
- 1:09:29Speaker 6: a conversation in real life with someone who's saying shit
- 1:09:31Speaker 6: like I think straight wetman shouldn't be allowed to leave
- 1:09:34Speaker 6: their house. It's like, no, it's some random like sixteen
- 1:09:37Speaker 6: year old on like TikTok who's like trying to snap yeah,
- 1:09:40Speaker 6: like they're trying to like go off. It's like, this
- 1:09:42Speaker 6: shit doesn't actually exist in real life.
- 1:09:44Speaker 4: I know it is.
- 1:09:45Speaker 7: It is absolutely preposterous.
- 1:09:47Speaker 4: It's insane.
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: But when like and it really got amplified and people
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: could kind of realize that this is like a viable
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: path to go down to make your online personality when
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: we were all inside, yeah, when we were all online,
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: like still and they're are some people who like love
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: that time and for who long for that time and
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: want to hold on to all the trappings of like
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: what made that time, like define themselves. But like, dude,
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: everybody else went back outside. Dude, a lot of people
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: went back outside and at least are living their lives
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: and people are probably still checking Twitter.
- 1:10:16Speaker 6: But like, yeah, I mean, dude, people are just over ample.
- 1:10:18Speaker 6: Twitter is just terrible, right, Like it's like, I mean,
- 1:10:20Speaker 6: it's just like people are fun. They you log on
- 1:10:23Speaker 6: to Twitter and you see people that's saying like legitimately
- 1:10:25Speaker 6: like the dumbest things you've ever seen in your life
- 1:10:27Speaker 6: that looks like a bunch of people agree with, but
- 1:10:29Speaker 6: it's like no one in the real world.
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: Yeah, people were saying crazy shit like the Celtics could
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: have won a fucking fine.
- 1:10:36Speaker 7: It's like, what are these people talking about? Due?
- 1:10:38Speaker 6: I saw like like you know, Brandon Mordell, Yes he did.
- 1:10:42Speaker 6: He posted this like clip from his Comedy Central, Like
- 1:10:45Speaker 6: I don't know what it was. There's a bunch of
- 1:10:47Speaker 6: comedians that did this, like like you know how they
- 1:10:48Speaker 6: always do like those mini specials with like a.
- 1:10:50Speaker 4: Bunch of comedians.
- 1:10:51Speaker 6: Yeah, and his joke he made a joke about like
- 1:10:55Speaker 6: straight white dudes who wear nail polish to get she
- 1:10:59Speaker 6: slash day pussy and calling them like predators.
- 1:11:03Speaker 4: And it's like it was so clearly sarcastic and it's
- 1:11:07Speaker 4: a joke.
- 1:11:07Speaker 6: Like obviously he's not these people aren't actually predators, Like
- 1:11:10Speaker 6: that's the fucking joke.
- 1:11:12Speaker 4: And it's like the comments were insane, dude that I.
- 1:11:17Speaker 7: Mean we or I mean I can't even imagine what
- 1:11:19Speaker 7: you have, how you could pick that apart.
- 1:11:21Speaker 6: But people just they're just like they're they're like they're
- 1:11:23Speaker 6: like it's just people being like all stand up comedians
- 1:11:26Speaker 6: need to die. And it's like what, like what would
- 1:11:29Speaker 6: make you like genuinely believe like you like, have you
- 1:11:32Speaker 6: ever been to a comp like you just don't enjoy laughing? Yeah,
- 1:11:35Speaker 6: Like it's crazy. It's just a fucking insane thing to act.
- 1:11:39Speaker 6: And it's like the thing is they don't even think that.
- 1:11:41Speaker 6: They just like say shit because they're like this sounds
- 1:11:43Speaker 6: like the right thing to say, right.
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: Or this will get dumb up votes. Yeah, yeah, people
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: will fucking really react to this.
- 1:11:48Speaker 4: Ship. Yeah, I to it.
- 1:11:49Speaker 6: I'm like kind of stepping back from Twitter. It's just
- 1:11:52Speaker 6: it's so bad.
- 1:11:53Speaker 7: I haven't really tweeted much in the last couple of weeks.
- 1:11:55Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:11:56Speaker 6: Here, I go on Reddit now like all that like religiously,
- 1:11:59Speaker 6: and I just look at like the top popular page
- 1:12:01Speaker 6: and I look at like videos of like bears fighting
- 1:12:03Speaker 6: squirrels and shit.
- 1:12:04Speaker 4: That's like the best form of social It's the best
- 1:12:07Speaker 4: way for feeling.
- 1:12:08Speaker 7: Yeah, trying to learn sh its way fucking sweet.
- 1:12:10Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, I learned rather than seeing like these people
- 1:12:12Speaker 6: with legitimately the worst opinions of all time.
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: And or just like being rewarded for having bad opinions. Yeah,
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: not that there's not bad opinions that I Reddit.
- 1:12:20Speaker 6: But uh oh, there's definitely bad opinions on Reddit too.
- 1:12:23Speaker 6: But it's like I don't know any like I don't
- 1:12:24Speaker 6: like they don't have profile pictures. They're all fucking robots.
- 1:12:27Speaker 4: Dude.
- 1:12:27Speaker 7: I learned some crazy shit. Uh that fucking uh I
- 1:12:30Speaker 7: was learned.
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: I was listening to this podcast about like soft Power,
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: and it was talking about the Saudi Arabian shit and
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: how they were using this golf tournament as a way
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: to like sports wash their image where it's like there
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: it was like soft power, where it's like, oh, you
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: don't think of Saudi Arabia for their human rights violations.
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: You think about Saudi Arabia because they're thrown on like
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: a golf tournament. They're like another example of a country
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: that did this. They said that the reason that there's
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: so much Thaie food in America is a thirty years
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: ago that Thailand was like, we want to fucking change
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: our image. We're just gonna put pad Thaie on every
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: fucking corner. And they're just like a directive by their
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: government where they're like we're gonna fucking have Thaie food everywhere,
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: like nobody's gonna fucking hate us. Like Tyler, you probably
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: think of Thailand is one of the biggest couple of
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: countries in like uh Asia, and there's like countries that
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: are like you never you never are like thinking about
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: like Indonesian's.
- 1:13:24Speaker 4: Funny, there is a disproportionate amount of Thai restaurant food everywhere.
- 1:13:30Speaker 7: People are just crushing drunken noodles.
- 1:13:32Speaker 4: Yeah, it's unreal, it's so good and it's and.
- 1:13:36Speaker 7: They're literally like intentionally putting their like slop fast food
- 1:13:40Speaker 7: on our corners. So we're like, we gotta go to Thailand.
- 1:13:43Speaker 4: Yeah, it's we gotta go.
- 1:13:44Speaker 7: Fuck a lady boy, this spicy basil rice is incredible.
- 1:13:48Speaker 4: It's really good.
- 1:13:50Speaker 7: It's genius that they did that.
- 1:13:51Speaker 4: Yeah, that's smart, and I didn't I never heard of that.
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: Or you just would never think of like why is
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: this cuisine like superre prevalent, Like it makes sense the
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: Chinese food is everyone because like there's fucking two billion
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: Chinese people, so that's like a proportionate amount of Chinese food.
- 1:14:05Speaker 6: Yeah, but no, yeah, there is an I didn't even
- 1:14:07Speaker 6: think my absurd amount of timewhere.
- 1:14:10Speaker 7: It's like there's not even that many.
- 1:14:11Speaker 4: I had a Thai restaurant in my town growing up,
- 1:14:14Speaker 4: and it was frankly Tie. It was a big fat
- 1:14:16Speaker 4: Italian guy, Frank and his Thai wife. Yeah.
- 1:14:21Speaker 6: I had only had Thai food once ever before I
- 1:14:23Speaker 6: came to New York, and now I have it like
- 1:14:25Speaker 6: at once a week.
- 1:14:26Speaker 7: Dude, All cultural food, Like there's nothing spooky about any
- 1:14:29Speaker 7: cultural food because the cultural food that's making it to
- 1:14:32Speaker 7: America to be mass produced is delicious. Like once you
- 1:14:35Speaker 7: start eating Indian food, you don't stop eating.
- 1:14:38Speaker 6: It becomes a problem though, where it's like I'm you're
- 1:14:42Speaker 6: bad with it. He like only eats I don't eat
- 1:14:45Speaker 6: like I only eat foreign food. And then I'm like,
- 1:14:48Speaker 6: I'm like, I haven't had like a fucking sandwich in
- 1:14:50Speaker 6: like a year. You haven't had Oh fucking Jesus God.
- 1:14:55Speaker 4: Is a ghost.
- 1:14:57Speaker 7: I think that was a ghost because I haven't moved.
- 1:15:01Speaker 7: I haven't moved in a full hour, and that shit
- 1:15:04Speaker 7: just fucking happened.
- 1:15:05Speaker 4: I uh, that was a lady boy ghost.
- 1:15:08Speaker 6: Yeah, probably, I fucking yeah, dude, I haven't had like
- 1:15:12Speaker 6: a just like a just a blt.
- 1:15:14Speaker 4: Yeah, you get sandwich bowls of teaka masala delivered at
- 1:15:18Speaker 4: eleven pm. They're so fucking good.
- 1:15:20Speaker 7: Well, you are in the right place to like have
- 1:15:22Speaker 7: wildly different food.
- 1:15:24Speaker 4: Yeah, like easy.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: I need to get more into Ethiopian food. I saw
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: it like there's like Weiger must Weiger restaurants, like of
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: like Weiger food. I didn't even I don't even know
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: what Wiger food is.
- 1:15:33Speaker 6: No chicken teaka masala is so fucking good, but it's
- 1:15:37Speaker 6: so bad food.
- 1:15:37Speaker 4: I'm more of a Korma guy. Bro, you don't fuck
- 1:15:39Speaker 4: with chicken korma. I've never had it.
- 1:15:41Speaker 7: I don't think I like corma better than I like.
- 1:15:44Speaker 4: Anything. You could just have a vehicle of carbs to eat. Yeah,
- 1:15:49Speaker 4: the rest of the food is good.
- 1:15:51Speaker 6: Well, the the dude, it's so that I looked it
- 1:15:54Speaker 6: up and it was like I was like this chicken
- 1:15:55Speaker 6: tea because I was eating it when we were at
- 1:15:57Speaker 6: our old apartment in health kitchen.
- 1:15:58Speaker 4: I was eating it like nightly.
- 1:15:59Speaker 7: Because you think it's hell because it's like chicken, grilled
- 1:16:01Speaker 7: chicken with sauce. Yeah, just grilled sauces.
- 1:16:04Speaker 4: Butter, milk or anything that's not bar food is good
- 1:16:07Speaker 4: for me. Yeah, yeah, dude.
- 1:16:08Speaker 6: It was like I looked it up and I was
- 1:16:10Speaker 6: like this chicken seakum a salt good for you?
- 1:16:11Speaker 4: And it was just like, no, it is bad for it.
- 1:16:14Speaker 7: Don't bother asking any more. Butter, Yeah, it's just buttery.
- 1:16:17Speaker 6: I mean like they and I would be like I
- 1:16:20Speaker 6: would eat the grilled chicken and then I would dip
- 1:16:22Speaker 6: the non in the sauce and then I would pour.
- 1:16:23Speaker 4: The rice into the sauce and eat that. I was
- 1:16:26Speaker 4: eating all the sauce. Figure. It was like it had
- 1:16:28Speaker 4: to have been like eight thousand calories.
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: Yeah, there's probably multiple sticks of butter and the heaviest,
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: fattiest cream yeah, because it's a thick, creamy sauce like.
- 1:16:36Speaker 7: This shit is not fint no and it's it's so fun.
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: But dude, there's also like Indian food menus go so deep,
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: like you could have you could order like the most random,
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: like fucking the longest name on the menu and it'll
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: be like some kind of like ginger tomatoes spiced chicken.
- 1:16:50Speaker 7: That will fuck your ship up.
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: Yeah, Indian foods incredible and there's just tons of good
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: ass food out here.
- 1:16:56Speaker 7: Dude, I need to I need to expand my palate in.
- 1:16:58Speaker 4: This bitch, I know. Yeah, take neighborhood eats overseas.
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: Maybe take it to India or just go to different
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: neighborhoods in New York be significantly easier, that is true.
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: Or I could go We'll go to India. We'll go
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: to India, my bad, We'll go to We'll.
- 1:17:11Speaker 4: Go to what's what's some Swiss food? Swiss chocolate cheese?
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: Go to the.
- 1:17:18Speaker 4: Swiss cheese is uh the worst cheese? Yeah? It sucks.
- 1:17:23Speaker 7: I hate it.
- 1:17:24Speaker 4: I don't really like cheese.
- 1:17:25Speaker 6: And I've never been like, I've never been like, oh
- 1:17:26Speaker 6: I have a favorite cheese that sounds poor now, I
- 1:17:30Speaker 6: just don't like I really don't fuck with any cheese
- 1:17:33Speaker 6: like that.
- 1:17:33Speaker 4: I with cheese heavily, but I think I don't.
- 1:17:35Speaker 6: Put parmesan on my pasta or anything like that.
- 1:17:39Speaker 4: You don't put extra cheese?
- 1:17:40Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I don't put any cheese on my pasta.
- 1:17:42Speaker 4: Interesting, I hate it. What do you like about about Swiss?
- 1:17:45Speaker 4: You like Swiss?
- 1:17:46Speaker 7: Like Swiss or something like?
- 1:17:47Speaker 4: Yeah, ham and Swiss is good. I used to do
- 1:17:50Speaker 4: Swiss on burgers. I don't do that anymore.
- 1:17:52Speaker 7: I guess maybe with like a mushroom or some shit. Yeah,
- 1:17:55Speaker 7: like mushroom and Swiss.
- 1:17:56Speaker 4: What's your burger cheese? Yeah, straight up, straight up?
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: Yeah, just a cheeseburger, straight up American. We have some
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: crack burgers and uh and that did you have any
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: of that burger in Milwaukee? That place was so good.
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: What was it called dairy dairy Land? Yeah, that place
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: was fucking incredible. Those burgers were fucking Oh man, Milwaukee
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: has good food. They probably have great cheese, right, Yeah,
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: the cheese was incredible.
- 1:18:21Speaker 7: You would if you had had some of these cheese curds,
- 1:18:24Speaker 7: you'd be cheese curds.
- 1:18:26Speaker 4: Oh well, those looked really good.
- 1:18:27Speaker 7: You'd be singing a different tune about cheese.
- 1:18:29Speaker 4: I was so happy.
- 1:18:30Speaker 6: I wasn't there, dude, I just do I like I
- 1:18:35Speaker 6: wanted I would. I wanted to be that for like
- 1:18:39Speaker 6: the good times. But dude, I I was felt so
- 1:18:41Speaker 6: shitty and I was like, I can't eat this much
- 1:18:43Speaker 6: food this week. I think it would have killed me.
- 1:18:45Speaker 6: I would have been back in Denver right now.
- 1:18:47Speaker 7: Really.
- 1:18:47Speaker 6: Yeah, I was so tired, dude, And I was like
- 1:18:51Speaker 6: if I had to walk around and just stuff my
- 1:18:54Speaker 6: face with cheese curds, yeah, it gets that that she
- 1:18:58Speaker 6: gets exhausting.
- 1:18:58Speaker 4: It really does.
- 1:18:59Speaker 6: By the last place, dude, buy like the second Like
- 1:19:01Speaker 6: by the second place, you're fucking stuffed. And then like
- 1:19:04Speaker 6: we got six more places today.
- 1:19:05Speaker 4: Now you used to do it two days and you
- 1:19:07Speaker 4: now you shoot them all one right because you can't.
- 1:19:10Speaker 7: We're doing a couple of feet that month, few places.
- 1:19:12Speaker 4: Yeah, how was Tommy?
- 1:19:15Speaker 7: He was hilarious, bro, Really.
- 1:19:17Speaker 4: He was fucking.
- 1:19:20Speaker 7: I'm thinking back about it now.
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: He had something every moment when you go to Tommy,
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: we kicked the ball to Tommy, he's fucking splashing shots.
- 1:19:28Speaker 7: That's he went twelve for twelve from three, dude.
- 1:19:30Speaker 4: Good the stat sheet kind of like him. He's just
- 1:19:33Speaker 4: happy to be there too, he's just like a delay.
- 1:19:35Speaker 7: So I so appreciate it.
- 1:19:36Speaker 4: I will say going on those trips is very fun.
- 1:19:38Speaker 4: Why because it's just the boys, dogs, the fellas.
- 1:19:43Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just being like part of the team.
- 1:19:44Speaker 6: Yeah, it's always being in the locker room. Sometimes they
- 1:19:48Speaker 6: can't destroy me as a man when that lady is
- 1:19:52Speaker 6: feeding me. Fucking it's Cloncash or whatever it was called,
- 1:19:57Speaker 6: clown Cash, Clanche Cloche, Colachi, Galachi's by the fucking hand,
- 1:20:02Speaker 6: club Boss Knicks, Club Boss Knicks.
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: If they were fucking loading, they're shoving it down our gullets.
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: It was so good, but it should be a new
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: one coming out this week. Uh Pastrami in New York.
- 1:20:11Speaker 4: Sass was in that bitch for just a little bit.
- 1:20:14Speaker 10: Uh.
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: The second episode of The Nicest is out on YouTube
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: now check that out. Or it's coming out today Monday,
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: but tomorrow's out.
- 1:20:21Speaker 7: This is out Now.
- 1:20:24Speaker 4: There's gonna be uh more vlogs coming out. Oh yeah,
- 1:20:27Speaker 4: we got a gang on Sass channel from behind Neighborhood Eats,
- 1:20:30Speaker 4: behind the Nice.
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: We need to get this ship to one hundred k.
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: We need to stop playing what we got our little
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: dicks in our hands. Yeah, I'm playing around like we
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: need to get this.
- 1:20:39Speaker 4: It was fun.
- 1:20:41Speaker 7: It's just incredible. I'm in the flow state.
- 1:20:44Speaker 4: Right now, dude, I know how I have been going
- 1:20:46Speaker 4: an hour and a half.
- 1:20:46Speaker 7: Like Raphael and Nadal when he's playing tennis.
- 1:20:49Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, it's an hour and a half. Well,
- 1:20:52Speaker 4: I think we're wrapping up right now. I see hour
- 1:20:56Speaker 4: and a half.
- 1:20:57Speaker 7: Let's go, dude, Ah we end the show.
- 1:20:59Speaker 6: Yeah, I guys, make sure you like, subscribe, comment, give
- 1:21:02Speaker 6: us five stars all that jazz.
- 1:21:03Speaker 4: We'll see you guys next week.