Latest / Privycast / Ep. 217 Lavarephobia
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- 0:00Mm-hmm.
- 0:25Welcome back to Privy.
- 0:27Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded from my home bathroom.
- 0:34I'm your host, Hunter Hoover, and I love bathrooms.
- 0:37Welcome back, everyone.
- 0:38Thank you so much for being here.
- 0:40And it it's weird to say this because I feel like I feel like we're missing something.
- 0:48We'll get to what we're missing in a minute.
- 0:49I I know what we're missing.
- 0:50I'm just I'm I'm feigning ignorance on it.
- 0:54But it's it's it is technically spooky season.
- 0:59Spooky season because of poop.
- 1:02And this year, I don't know, it it's weird because people seem to this year to have like so people decorate for Christmas, I would say early, you know.
- 1:13You start to see Christmas decorations going up pretty much like beginning in November, middle of November, which
- 1:21I'll confess when my wife and I first got married, we would decorate for Christmas on Halloween evening.
- 1:26And and now, like we can't do that.
- 1:28We have to wait.
- 1:28Otherwise, it starts to eat up, important birthdays.
- 1:31But yeah, it you know, Christmas is one of those holidays that seems to get decorated for for like a month and a half, two months.
- 1:40And this year, no joke, like middle of September, fully a month and a half away from Halloween.
- 1:49Halloween decorations were going up all over the city of Albany here where I live.
- 1:55And what's even more fascinating, and I'm not talking fall decorations.
- 2:00Fall decorations are different than Halloween decorations.
- 2:03If you know, you know.
- 2:04Like you can look at a decoration and know just off the vibe of it, whether it's fall or Halloween.
- 2:10Halloween being more of that spooky vibe, and fall definitely leaning more into the like Yeah.
- 2:18It's it's whimsical white lady, you know what I'm saying?
- 2:23Anyway, but but this is like people in our neighborhood, and they must have had a sale on these things or something.
- 2:30Because I I have counted no fewer than like 10, maybe 11, giant 10 to 20 foot tall skeletons in various in various poses and postures, standing erect because of bones,
- 2:47laying down, relaxing, lazy bones.
- 2:51And it's just like
- 2:53Somebody had to have these things on sale because there's so many of them.
- 2:58And there's so many of them going up in September.
- 3:01Like, our neighborhood alone, just like the little neighborhood that I live in, I've seen three.
- 3:07One is like peering over the fence.
- 3:08It's freaking weird.
- 3:09And I think all these people believe they live in like some strange Halloween town where everybody's like, we gotta decorate for Halloween a month and a half early.
- 3:17But the thing about Halloween is like
- 3:22It's kind of got one big payoff on Halloween night.
- 3:26And outside of that, it's it's pretty like it's just kind of, you know, I guess there's movies and stuff.
- 3:32But it it these things are like 25 feet tall.
- 3:35And I apparently spooky season fell on my town and probably yours as well, earlier than it normally does.
- 3:44Spooky season officially starts October first.
- 3:47So by the t point of this episode's release,
- 3:50You're almost a full week into spoop key season.
- 3:52Welcome.
- 3:53I hope you're not scared yet.
- 3:55Hooggity Dang Old Boogity.
- 3:58But with it's spoopky season, consequently, that means it's twist season.
- 4:04Now, we've explained twist season on the show, and last year the show was hijacked by the crypt keeper himself.
- 4:14It's very strange.
- 4:17Yeah.
- 4:18But twist season is essentially this is the premise.
- 4:25The the famous song.
- 4:26I'm now this is just so that way you know what it is, what I'm talking about.
- 4:32But this is it's incorrectly named.
- 4:33The Monster Mash is incorrectly named because in the song The Monster Match, which we all know, the Monster Mash is named after the dance.
- 4:45That they monsters do in the Monster Mash that they end up calling the Monster Mash, but in the song The Monster Mash, named after the dance The Monster Mash, which isn't the
- 4:54Monster Mash, we find out that really the Cryptkeeper is the one who came up with the Dance, and he called the Dance the Transylvania Twist.
- 5:09And it was only when he was unable to defend his his.
- 5:15licensed property that it was unjustly renamed and the credits stolen from him when it was recalled the monster mash.
- 5:24So twist season is when we put out it's kind of like a get out the vote, but nobody votes really.
- 5:31But we raise awareness of the injustice that is the Monster Mash.
- 5:36It's the Transylvania twist.
- 5:39To call it anything else is to try to silence Transylvania culture.
- 5:45Not the best look.
- 5:45I'm just gonna say, if that's you, that's your choice.
- 5:50But it's bad look.
- 5:52And the only reason that we have twist season overlap with spoop key season is not because they're not equally important.
- 5:58Spoopky, the scary things of poop, and twist, the the justice for the the twist, it's just because that's the time of year that you hear the Transylvania twist get played.
- 6:10And so
- 6:12With all the conversations this year, that you know, this is popping up because there's all these conversations around AI and how AI is infringing on copyright and it's it's
- 6:20stealing people's original property and his original material, and people are all up in arms about this stuff.
- 6:27Well, if you're up in arms and you're upset about that, then you should be upset, pissed, I dare say, about the Transylvania twist.
- 6:37I don't want to go too on too long about it.
- 6:39Like people who know me.
- 6:41People who know me know that I'm very reasonable and I don't really like to talk about the Transylvania twist that much.
- 6:49So I'm not gonna go on for minutes about the Transylvania twist and the importance that we call it as such and not the Monster Mash.
- 7:00It's spooky season.
- 7:02And so as we always do this time of year on Privy, we dip our toe into some of the scarier aspects of bathroom and spooky themed things.
- 7:15And so with that, let's jump in.
- 7:19In the past, during spoop key season, we've talked about a number of scary topics.
- 7:27While a lot of these topics exist.
- 7:30and and actually exit the bathroom.
- 7:32They talk about creatures outside the bathroom that have been invented or are confronted that are of a scarier nature.
- 7:41Most of them
- 7:46Take fear and place it in the bathroom.
- 7:51Way back in the start of things, in the earliest days of this show, we discussed being pee or bladder shy and how those phenomenon are related to something called Europhobia, that
- 8:07is fear of peeing pee or peeing in front of people.
- 8:12Technically, Europhobia is tied to
- 8:15To a fear of doing private things like urinating in front of public people, such as in a public bathroom.
- 8:25But that phenomenon observed before we even started looking at spooky season looked at a bit of the psychology of what makes a person pea shy.
- 8:37Today's spoop key season kicks off.
- 8:40It's our it's our
- 8:41Inaugural Spoop Key Season Episode 2026.
- 8:46And it's another bathroom-related, specific phobia.
- 8:52In fact, this phobia or fear is specifically the fear of the bathroom.
- 8:59Laverophobia is the intense and unexplainable fear of bathrooms, both public and personal.
- 9:09And I'll say, the number of times that we've discussed bathrooms on this show, it's a podcast about bathrooms.
- 9:19Like it's in the show art.
- 9:22I mean, if you got here somehow and you're afraid of bathrooms, please email me privycast at gmail.com.
- 9:32I would love to talk to you.
- 9:33In fact, I will break my 200 plus episode run of recording in a bathroom to record with you an interview about what that's like, because I am fascinated.
- 9:47We've talked about things that happened in, live in, come from.
- 9:52And smell like bathrooms that most of them regular people could be afraid of.
- 9:58However, we have not discussed people just being afraid of bathrooms in general.
- 10:05In fact, like I didn't even know this was a thing.
- 10:08I would have chalked it up to like uh a germ thing rather than a fear.
- 10:14But this fear is apparently real.
- 10:17And we gotta find out: is there any history of
- 10:21to laverophobia?
- 10:22Like where did this come from?
- 10:24And what is the path forward for a person who might be experiencing sensations of liverophobia?
- 10:34First, if you if you hear Leveraphobia and think that's made up, Hoovie just made up a fake word so he had something to kick off spoop key season with.
- 10:46That's not true.
- 10:47If you're gonna be if you're gonna be coming out with like coming out with the Hoovie, don't be don't be saying I made stuff up.
- 10:54It's it just it.
- 10:55It is in fact a real thing.
- 10:58It's just a recent thing.
- 11:00Like the development and understanding and the labeling of
- 11:04of laverophobia is pretty pretty recent.
- 11:08The the word laverophobia comes from the Latin lavere, which means to wash, but this is not merely, however, a fear of washing.
- 11:20Rather, it is a fear of the place that you go to do your washing.
- 11:26The washroom, if you will, or as we lay people like to call it, the bathroom.
- 11:31Or if you prefer
- 11:33And if you're sophisticated enough, the privy.
- 11:37Lavatory comes from the same Latin word lavater, la ver.
- 11:44This fear of the bathroom is a modern phenomenon to be observed, but as we're gonna note, it isn't really modern.
- 11:55There's a long history of people not liking or avoiding or having a less than positive view of the bathroom.
- 12:04In very ancient times, there were no like official bathrooms.
- 12:10Insofar as like any bush or local tree stump, or if you go back in our history as America far enough, just the local street and gutter, those were all bathrooms.
- 12:21Pretty great.
- 12:22However, even in those cultures where like the bush and your back patio and like just the local watering hole are all just kind of your local bathrooms.
- 12:35Even in those cultures, there were often like laws or guidelines or like
- 12:43Socially developed expectations.
- 12:49About where a person could go to the bathro bathroom.
- 12:51And if they didn't have rules about where, usually those rules could be summed up as you do your bathroom outside of where the people are living.
- 13:00It's just that simple.
- 13:02But there were rules about what you had to do with the poop after you pooed it out your butt.
- 13:07It usually involved taking it away from where people are living.
- 13:12There's an early and innate aversion to bathrooming that we've discussed on the show.
- 13:18Like it exists for a reason.
- 13:20And it's tied directly to people's perception of death and disease, things that smell because they've rotted in the decayed sun, connected to the the the very bad brown stank
- 13:33that we're slinging out our our bee.
- 13:36Like maybe there's something dead going on there.
- 13:40When people started to build structures and devices for going to the bathroom, known as bathrooms and toilets.
- 13:47They did not at first make them personal and private.
- 13:50That came later.
- 13:52Bathrooms were a public thing.
- 13:54The Greek and Romans are famous for their communal bathhouses and toilets.
- 13:59It's kind of a peculiar thing, like when you think about it.
- 14:04The aversion seems directly tied to the actual poop and pee going on in the bathroom space.
- 14:14The byproduct of this stuff and not the making or the person making the stuff.
- 14:19They're not afraid of you, Doug.
- 14:21They're afraid of the very big pile of of of processed chicken wings that you just slang, buddy.
- 14:33In these cultures, to poop next to your best friend into the Roman sewer is totally normal.
- 14:39But if your best friend poops in the street, outside your house, it's very bad.
- 14:43Aversion then is tied to cleanliness and hygiene.
- 14:50People didn't really care about tandem pooping.
- 14:53And I I really think this is something that we're missing in the year 2026 of our Lord is we need more tandem pooping.
- 15:01Co like cooperative pooping.
- 15:03You have these co-op board games and co-op video games, and you have like homeschool co-ops and we need co-op bathrooming.
- 15:14You know, a brother to hold your hand while you grunt one out.
- 15:18Somebody to be there, emotional support and provide backup TP when things get rough.
- 15:24And if they get rough, they change out for softer ply if able.
- 15:30Maybe there's one of those where you can like stick your hand through the the stall and just like, I'm here.
- 15:36You know what I'm saying?
- 15:38Be there, be there for a poop and buddy.
- 15:42But people didn't really care about co-op pooping back then.
- 15:44As long as the bathroom experience was perceived, believed to be hygienic, it got a pass.
- 15:51And in some cases throughout history, what was perceived as clean and what was clean were two very, very different things.
- 16:02Most teenage boys perceive most of their lives to be pretty clean, and they're not.
- 16:08Take a shower.
- 16:09No one else knew this better than the folks living in the medieval period, who, thanks to cholera and the Black Death, both of which were not helped by perceptions of cleanliness,
- 16:20resulted in thousands dead.
- 16:23That, and there was an actual fear not only of washrooms, but of washing at this time.
- 16:31During the medieval period, they believed that hot water opened up a person's pores.
- 16:37Now, what's interesting is they actually kinda got this right.
- 16:40Like, good onya.
- 16:44But that when they opened up the pores of a person, it actually released death into the air, especially when they applied the humors to their reasons for why.
- 16:56So washing, taking a bath, a hot shower, which they didn't really have much of, could release a demon or a disease on someone else.
- 17:06A real thing.
- 17:07Real people were actually afraid of that if I take a bath.
- 17:13I might release a demon on my house.
- 17:16Now I don't like baths.
- 17:19They're not demonic.
- 17:21Surely.
- 17:24In 1530, what was one of the first texts to speak about manners was written.
- 17:34And in this in this work, there was a fascinating new addition to the etiquette encyclopedia.
- 17:42Erasmus, who we've talked about before on the show, he's got a fun name.
- 17:46It's like Bombastus Erasmus or Erasmus.
- 17:50Yeah.
- 17:51Who also popped up on the show.
- 17:55Before again, he wrote a text called On the Civility of Children, or as it came to be known in time, Etiquette for Young Boys.
- 18:07In it, Erasmus details a number of pretty sensible etiquette pieces.
- 18:12One of those, however, is that if a person is relieving themselves, by the way, like along the road, and they're taking a fat dump, like, don't go up to them.
- 18:25And introduce yourself.
- 18:28There's not time for that.
- 18:32Man's man's mid men's mid brown stack.
- 18:35Like centerfold just he's he's the the prairie dog is stuck at the waist coming out of the hole.
- 18:46And some dudes walking up is like, hey, pleased to meet you.
- 18:51Like, you're gonna shake my hand, brother?
- 18:53Like, no, I'm no, I'm grunting one out in the weeds, dude.
- 18:56Like, leave me the heck alone.
- 19:00So Erasmus had to weigh in on it, as if we needed him to, to say that you don't approach a person when they're forcing a turd out of their butt because it's rude.
- 19:09It's bad etiquette.
- 19:11Now, some online articles, and and I am of this opinion as well.
- 19:15Note that if Erasmus had to tell these young boys to not do this, it probably means that there were young boys running around who had a habit or had grown up with it as a norm
- 19:29that it's totally fine to go up and introduce yourself and say hi.
- 19:33Ask them what your favorite color is while the man's mid stream or mid grunt.
- 19:37It's crazy.
- 19:39It's crazy.
- 19:40These kids are wild out here.
- 19:43This idea led to people thinking, who really should have access to me when I'm in the middle of my private bathrooming business?
- 19:53Where I perform my natural talents as a human chocolate soft service machine.
- 19:58And honestly, they land on the answer of pretty much no one needs to have access to you while you push the excess whatever's out of your body.
- 20:10And honestly, it's probably the right answer.
- 20:12Like if we're telling the truth.
- 20:16That's probably the correct answer.
- 20:19Those who could afford to poop in private did so.
- 20:23And those who couldn't were peasants and pooped in the street like a commoner.
- 20:28I'm a I'm a commoner because of the love of the game, not because I can't, you know.
- 20:32I'm just out here.
- 20:35In the 1680 to 1800s, having a place to go to the bathroom that was not public was a matter of class difference.
- 20:42If you could afford to have a private chamber,
- 20:45In your living quarters where you go to the bathroom?
- 20:48That was bougie as heck, boy.
- 20:50People are still pooping outside in latrines and outhouses.
- 20:56This shift in thinking that pooping in private is better, more sophisticated, and was like higher class than pooping with a friend started the trajectory wherein the bathroom
- 21:12experience for people became more and more privatized.
- 21:17And in time, we would arrive at the bathrooms we have today.
- 21:21Everyone has one.
- 21:22Some people have two.
- 21:23I have two bathrooms in my home.
- 21:25I think that's what they call white privilege.
- 21:29And almost everyone has access to a public one.
- 21:32Like there's days where I get off work at the high school.
- 21:35I've been holding my pee for hours.
- 21:37I've I've had to deuce for for multiple hours.
- 21:42And I'm on my way home and I use my failing sphincter muscles as justification to go to Target for check for Pokemon cards.
- 21:51It's like, well, I do have to poop.
- 21:53So I do think I'm gonna hit the target bathroom, drop a stack, but I'm here.
- 21:58So I might as well get eyes on the Pokemon shelf and see what we got cooking.
- 22:01Now, we had Micah, friend of the show and and guest last week, Micah Herring, talking Pokemon's cards.
- 22:12Boy, I struck out this week.
- 22:13Like I just struck out on the cards.
- 22:15It's it's a tough week.
- 22:17But there's this shift that pooping in private is is better.
- 22:22And in time we arrive at the bathroom situation that we have today, that even if we need to go out in public, the public bathrooms are very private.
- 22:35But if that's a personal part that's probably more the concern, the separate on basis of class.
- 22:42This is all just culture and norms shifting, though.
- 22:46It doesn't explain to us how the bathroom got inside people's heads or how people's thinking changed about the bathroom to bring it to the place of phobia.
- 22:58As people began to observe these behaviors and aversions in the wild.
- 23:04They began to ask, why are people not pooping around each other as much?
- 23:09Better yet, there started to be documentation.
- 23:13Fear spread of washing spaces in washrooms in sanitation and other infrastructure because it was not as developed.
- 23:21Because those were the places people would go to poop, it got a bad rap for sometimes of not being very sanitary.
- 23:29And so, privacy.
- 23:31Grew as the standard for these more public bathroom spaces.
- 23:35If you want to use the bathroom where you were once not guaranteed or could expect a level of privacy, they started to look at what made people's brains shift in thinking on this.
- 23:49At the time, a relatively new field of study was emerging.
- 23:54In it, people were trying to explain what made people do the things that they did.
- 24:01One of the people pioneering in this space was a man named Sigmund Freud.
- 24:06I'm gonna be honest.
- 24:09I think a lot of what Freud came up with, like his whole shtick, I think a lot of it was a load of croc.
- 24:18But he wanted to try and explain everything through like sex and how you interact with your parents.
- 24:24I think he had some weird stuff going on.
- 24:27Like, I think Freud had some weird stuff going on.
- 24:32And so he theorized that it that a child's thinking about the bathroom, like how they believe and think and interact with the bathroom, would be directly related to how their
- 24:44parents spoke about and taught them about the bathroom.
- 24:48as they were being potty trained.
- 24:50The idea is a kid will view the bathroom as private if his parents treat the potty training experience as private.
- 25:01One extension of this is if a parent makes the bathroom experience something where you don't shut the door, it's a more public thing.
- 25:08Like you have these bathroom intruder children who just outright walk in on you without any sort of notice.
- 25:16They're like, hey, dad.
- 25:17And it's like, bro, do you not see that A, the door was shut?
- 25:21B I no, I'm not fixing the iPad right now, or I'm not getting that open for you because I'm in the middle of something.
- 25:30Didn't you read Erasmus' book?
- 25:32He said to not do this.
- 25:34He told you explicitly if somebody's mid stack, don't walk up on
- 25:42Don't introduce yourself, mid poop.
- 25:44It's fine.
- 25:46I think, you know, I I may have accidentally raised two bathroom intruders.
- 25:50It's it's whatever.
- 25:52Poop with the bathroom open, kids.
- 25:53It's fine.
- 25:55Plus you're at a guest house and then like shut the door.
- 25:58But then also if somehow you made bathrooms scary, like if parents made the bathroom experience a scary thing.
- 26:08Usually through some level of overreaction, someone could develop a phobia or fear related to the bathroom.
- 26:17Personally, I think Freud is blaming a lot on the parents.
- 26:23Rather, if parents are teaching their kids things related to the bathroom, that is going to go a lot farther.
- 26:30Put on this show for them.
- 26:31We try to keep it family friendly.
- 26:33I would say we're as family friendly as a bathroom podcast can be.
- 26:37So there you go.
- 26:39But fear related to childhood baggage, if that baggage is brought into the bathroom space.
- 26:47Could easily explain how people's bathroom fears, their lev laverophobia, have developed.
- 26:56This all got grouped in when the smell started to get mixed up.
- 27:01When that stank just hits your nostrils, something that has been associated with death and decay is now coupled with anxiety and notions possibly from what you picked up socially.
- 27:13Those aversions combine in the world.
- 27:16oh That brings us to today.
- 27:23Leverophobia is something that they really only started to identify as a phenomenon in very recent times.
- 27:33Up until then, it would be labeled fear of public space, fear of peeing, or pooping in public, fear of germs or other hygiene related things also pop up pop up a lot in the
- 27:46bathroom space.
- 27:47These are like tertiary fears or phobias that are bathroom related.
- 27:51We've talked a lot about those in spoop key season.
- 27:55But these are all different from what counselors and other shrinks started to be described as leveraphobia.
- 28:03People were actually afraid of the bathroom.
- 28:07Not just going to the bathroom.
- 28:08They had a fear of the existence of the place.
- 28:13In the most mild cases of liverophobia, there's anxiety, panic, and unwanted distress around public bathrooms and unfamiliar toilets.
- 28:23I gotta tell you something.
- 28:25First of all, Unfamiliar Toilets, great band name.
- 28:29Could be a good name for this podcast, The Unfamiliar Toilet.
- 28:34Now we're seven years in.
- 28:35We w we're not we're not changed.
- 28:40But unless your personal toilet at home isn't very like it like other than your home toilet, your bathroom, like your home but home base one.
- 28:53Ne the nest, the turd nest.
- 28:57Isn't every toilet unfamiliar?
- 29:00Like I think I'm familiar with my the the toilet at the school I work at, the toilet at the church, the toilet at the gym, the toilet at my parents' house.
- 29:08Like I'm trying to think of
- 29:09How many toilets in my life I would d I would describe as familiar?
- 29:13Like
- 29:15I think I probably have ten familiar toilets.
- 29:19And that's not a lot because the world is filled
- 29:24With good and totally viable toilets, check out our toilet Tuesday on Privy at PrivyCast on Instagram.
- 29:31In the most severe cases of leveraphobia, it keeps a person from or makes them afraid of their even their own personal bathrooms.
- 29:40And the trouble is, well, this can be a problem in severe cases, it leaves you with very few and little options.
- 29:50Everybody pees and everybody poops.
- 29:54And in the most debilitating instances, those with leveraphobia to come up with we'll just say they have to come up with more creative outlets to do their peeing and pooping.
- 30:09If you're afraid of the bathroom, we might have something that can help.
- 30:15It's a podcast that you can listen to right now.
- 30:19Wherever you are, in the bathroom or otherwise, the podcast is made in the bathroom, but and it covers all things bathroom because one of the things that you can do to begin
- 30:31tackling and overcome your fears is by exposing yourself to not that way stop it.
- 30:40I didn't even pause, so don't think I said that and don't clip this.
- 30:47But you have to make yourself
- 30:49face those fears a bit.
- 30:51And so I I I the podcast, just put it on, listen to it, learn a little bit about bathrooms, grow in your appreciation of them.
- 31:00And I hope that as you do, you can overcome your fears this spooky season.
- 31:07As we've discussed over the years, there are plenty of scary and scary adjacent things which happen in or come from bathrooms.
- 31:18But the bathrooms themselves, as long as they're pretty clean and orderly, they're really not that big of a concern.
- 31:26Thank you all so much for joining us for our inaugural spoop key season episode.
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- 32:55Keep hooping in the free world, own your stink, face your bathroom fears, and now, as always, don't forget to flush.