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Blazing Budz The Hills Are Alive with Sounding · ABJ

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  What's going on everybody? We are back for another episode
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  of Blazing Buds. I wanted, I wanted you to keep a
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  little bit of that momentum. That's why I'm starting.
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  Sorry, Lily was mid sentence and I started the podcast.
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  We're here. What is this, four or five?
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  Five. 5. Five.
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  I don't know if I can trust you. Your 4th.
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  One right? We so Full disclosure, we got
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  new Dyspo weed and it's, it's, it's, it's doing its job today.
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  It's doing really well. Someone may have taken a really
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  hard bong hit and coughed really hard and is, is really high.
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  And I'll let you at home be the judge of who that is.
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  Comment below. Who do?
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  You think? Yeah, most high, second high,
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  least high. We'll answer in the comments
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  below. We haven't gotten any comments
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  because as we're recording this, I don't think episode 4 has
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  dropped yet. I think it drops this week.
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  So I don't really have any user feedback from the from the
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  viewers on any, any how they feel or how what's going on or
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  anything. They had recommendations.
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  Here's the thing, the channel, the channel, I'm going to do a
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  little housekeeping stuff. Blazing Buds is fine because
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  this, this show is just really low effort to not like low
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  effort, but it's just turn the camera on, have some fun and go
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  from there. Were the other ones I I put a
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  lot of effort into and, and they don't get a lot of views or
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  comments or engagements and that kind of sucks, especially when
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  you have like people who are guests on the podcast who don't
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  share it. That fucking pisses me off a lot
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  too. But yeah, so this, this show's
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  going to be fine, but some of the other shows may dial back a
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  little bit and I'm just going to kind of do them when I feel like
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  it, but this one will consistently stay bi weekly.
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  This ain't going anywhere unless you bitches don't comment, then
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  this show's dead. No, it's not.
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  No. But so yeah, we're going to keep
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  chugging along. I know that you guys, we just
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  did a peep review that just dropped.
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  Yeah, it was. We got high 8 peeps and then
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  turned what? Was the worst peep and what was
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  the best? I'm going to be honest, we
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  talked more than we ate peeps and I don't even know half the
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  conversations we had. I'm afraid to watch it back.
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  That was like a 45 minute thing. It was a 45 minute Peep review
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  because it turned into a blade. It turned into an episode.
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  It was a blazing bud. Does a peep review please?
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  Yeah we had so high and forgot about reviewing peeps in this.
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  I'm hungry and I didn't have any other snacks, but I had eight
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  boxes of Pete sitting in. Different flavors, yes.
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  And I was like I need to try them.
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  Oh my God. And then I don't remember what
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  was all said. I guess I haven't watched it
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  back. That's.
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  One Doctor Pepper, that one went so.
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  Hard doctor Pepper was good also Rice krispie treat.
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  After tasting it the second time, yes, because the first
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  time I tasted it I was like, it's just a marshmallow.
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  Like a regular peep. Yeah, it's a rice crispy peep.
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  Oh, like they're in flavored into the no.
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  It's like flavored. So yeah, it's like flavored like
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  it, but we kind of taste tested them.
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  And then the very last one that we taste tested was a regular
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  Peep, unflavored yellow Peep. And then we went back and tasted
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  the rice. Crispy, you know, we learned
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  too. If the Peep is still white and
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  it's just sugar coated, just the sugar coating is the flavor.
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  But if, if the whole Peep is the same color when you bite through
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  it, then the entire whole marshmallow, the whole
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  marshmallow is flavored. Yeah, we learned things.
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  Yeah, we did 8. Of them in a row I.
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  Mean we turned into peep scientists, we.
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  Found out a lot of things, yeah. Go watch it, yeah.
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  It was out of control, but yeah, so that's pretty much going on a
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  little other review like news we talked about they're going to a
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  rave that got cancelled. I don't want to say speculation
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  because it's all still like we're not sure 100%, but the
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  original story we got was the club that was hosting it
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  allegedly. So don't no one go and research
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  the club and find out and do your research.
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  But supposedly the club shut the venue down because they don't
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  want to work with gay people. Their staff doesn't want to work
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  with trans people. That's what they said.
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  That's the rumors, rumor and innuendo.
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  Allegedly not maybe, maybe or not true made true, I don't
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  know, but the the whole. Thing got cancelled like.
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  The day before, you know, the day before and then some other
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  venues in the Philadelphia area seen the news, was mad about the
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  news and said you guys want to do wrestling and BDSM and raves.
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  We have 8 venues that you can use now that opened up and one
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  of them is pretty crazy. If it happens, it might be the
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  craziest location I've ever done a wrestling show on.
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  I know they did it before and for a different company, but I
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  wasn't part of it and I just, it'd be wild.
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  I don't want to say what it is. I don't want to put it out there
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  yet in case it doesn't happen. But it's going to be like when
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  we tell you what it's going to be, you're going to you're
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  probably going to go with us just to say you've partied on
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  this location. I think it's like cool like
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  that. If you're not going to tell us,
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  let's just go to the next thing. Because you know it is.
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  I don't even. I don't.
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  I'll just say. I'll say I thought we told you.
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  Yeah, I want to say. Yeah, I don't want to say, but
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  it's really cool. I don't want Alex mad at me.
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  I already spilled the beans too many times on other things and
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  Oh yeah. What are the reviews we did?
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  Oh, we watched, we did some movie reviews.
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  I don't know which ones are out by the time you guys see this,
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  but the one that is out was we went to see Snow White and the
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  Seven Dwarfs. She fell asleep almost
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  immediately. It.
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  Was not. They're like almost.
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  Immediately, let's talk about how I got all the way to where
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  the door like everything that happened up to her going to the
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  forest, her being in the I remember the dwarf singing Hi
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  ho. Actually.
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  And then I thought. If you would have stayed awake,
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  you would have realized they're not dwarfs in the movie, they're
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  magical creatures. Yeah, so it was like a good like
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  45 minutes and. One through 10.
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  We do a five scale here. We do A5 scale here.
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  I will say the girls gave it fours or threes because they're
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  little girls and they like Princess movies.
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  Me, I thought it was a fine movie.
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  I didn't like the music. I only knew two.
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  I was only there for two songs and two songs only I got them
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  and the rest of them could have fucking hated Dick.
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  I don't care. I hate all like I don't like
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  Disney movie songs. The I have a little quick
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  spoiler alert. This little quick spoiler alert.
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  They didn't want to cast real little people to play the little
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  people in the movie, so they CGI D people to be the dwarfs.
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  So that's the seven dwarfs are CGI D are CGI D.
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  So then the movie's happening and there's a resistance that's
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  trying to take back over the castle where the evil queen is.
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  Snow White is like becomes in with this in in resistance.
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  In the resistance is a little person, not CGI D, just a normal
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  little person actor who then goes to see the dwarfs.
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  And we have a real little person engaging with a CGI little
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  person. What the fuck are we doing?
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  What are we doing? And then the whole movie, the
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  whole movie, this is the end. I'm spoiling something, but it
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  doesn't. It doesn't fucking matter.
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  It doesn't matter the ending if you don't see the fucking ending
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  coming, go check yourself into a hospital because it's it's a
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  fucking Disney movie. You know what's happening.
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  So the resistance is going back to they're going to infiltrate
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  and do this whole thing at the castle and take it back over.
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  So Snow White goes in like a gangster fucking front door,
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  takes the hood off like bitches, I'm here.
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  And then she like charms the whole crowd and then the Queen's
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  about to kill her and, and, and it gets they'll be Tarantino
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  real quick the whole time. The little in the movie, the
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  little person, not the CGI little person, the real little
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  person is like his, I think he only has three lines of whole
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  movie. And it's like, my name is this
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  and I'm a bow and arrow expert or I'm a crossbow expert.
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  He says it 40 times. He has to remind you he's the
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  crossbow expert. And I'm just like, wonder what
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  he's going to do with the fucking bow at the end of the
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  movie. So she goes to stab her pink,
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  gets shot out of her hand. These little person saves the
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  day and his only line is. I told you I'm the crossbow
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  expert. I'm like those.
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  I hate this. I hate.
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  This right. And then, yeah.
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  And then the whole time they're showing like each team finding
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  their way into the castle and they show the dwarfs going
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  through the tunnel system and the the prison and coming up
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  through the like your whole life.
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  Then the the fucking bull gets shot, knife gets knocked out.
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  The queen gets mad, runs away. But as she turns to look back
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  before she runs away, the dwarfs are standing there just like
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  we're here. Like didn't do anything Like no,
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  a fight didn't break out. Nothing like no resistance
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  versus army. The army was like by the time.
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  They showed up and everything became peaceful.
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  Snow White came the and the guards are like, we got to get
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  her. And she's like, Charlie, I
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  remember you and Dan, you're a nice guy.
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  And Timmy over there, how's your wife?
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  And they're like, we can't kill her.
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  She knows everything about us. This is what the Kingdom used to
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  be. So there's no fight.
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  And then the the one bow and arrow shot is like little person
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  who told you 600 times about the movie.
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  I'm the crossbow expert fucking hits a shot and then says it
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  again. And then the doors are just
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  like, and we were standing here the whole time.
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  Like they cut it on them like super Avengers dramatic.
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  Like they're just like, like what the fuck is happening?
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  I'm glad. That me and John did not go and
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  see that. I was like, don't you want to go
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  see Snow White? And I'm he's like, no.
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  I wish we would have waited a week and went and seen what
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  Minecraft instead. We wanted to go do what's it
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  called the new movie Black Bag. I've never I didn't I.
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  Don't want anybody the romance with the.
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  So I was looking at all of the IT was literally the only movie
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  we could take the kids to see was Snow White.
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  Yeah. Everything was like PG13 or
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  higher, which I don't care about PG13 so much.
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  They're close enough in age. They're 11. 12 But we wanted to
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  go see that, but we made other plans.
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  But black bag looks great. Yeah, Lilo and Stitch looks
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  good. That movie looks crazy.
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  They show them. They showed the trailer for Meg
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  2 during Snow White. Like the horror movie Meg Like.
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  This can't be what I think it is.
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  It was. They didn't show a whole.
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  Trailer they just showed her creepily dancing the robot girl
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  dancing. What the fuck?
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  Yeah, I was like, you know, they just put a horror movie on for.
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  These kids like why did they just show that in the kids
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  movie? I don't know really the
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  trailers. Maybe they specifically play
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  that one to keep the to keep the parents happy.
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  Like, look, we're giving you something.
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  Yeah, you got you got an hour, 45 minutes of your life being
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  wasted. We're going to just drop this on
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  here real quick. Yeah, but and then I read up
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  Peter Dinklage, who was all for the CGI.
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  He thinks that little people shouldn't have to play dwarfs
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  anymore. And they're like, easy for you
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  to fucking say. The guy who played dwarfs for
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  fucking 10 years and then finally made a big where the
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  fuck? Well, the rest of us are still
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  stuck in fucking ELF and Dorfland.
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  We're trying to get some. Work.
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  Wait a minute. Because he was Justin Wicked and
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  he was a goat. There you go.
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  He wasn't on Munchkin. Yeah, I think he's a great
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  actor. I think Peter Dinklage is
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  amazing, but I don't know how I feel about him.
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  Like being the voice for all little people, you know what I
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  mean? Like, he gets the top of
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  Hollywood. He's like, guys, by the way, I
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  lead this clan CGI. Do you?
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  Like think of him and it goes straight there.
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  Yeah, CGI them, CGI them. It's.
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  One famous. Midget What's the first thing?
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  What's the first character you see Peter Dinklage ass when you
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  hear his name? A knight.
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  A night like Game of Thrones, yeah.
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  I feel like Game of Thrones is like go to for everybody, but I
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  just and they always gotta throw.
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  A little person in there like what is what's up?
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  With that movie, was he in where he's like the boss, like the
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  owner of the C, like the? CEO so.
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  I remember. 'Cause that's what I remember.
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  Him. Yeah, yeah, all the time.
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  Call me an elf one more time. Yeah, not my favorite welfare
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  movie, but I've grown more of an appreciation watching it with
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  you. I love.
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  That. Movie I I I used to hate it.
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  I love it. I love Will Ferrell.
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  That's my Christmas movie. Now wasn't he in?
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  What was that racing movie Talladega?
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  Oh I love Talladaga nights. I love that.
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  Yeah, OK. I love that.
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  I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna stick.
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  Does not fry my leg. Don't you?
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  Don't Ricky Bobby. I'm gonna do it.
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  Fuck. Here it goes.
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  Bring the pain, get another knife to get that knife out.
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  Like the, the, the bonus scenes, that knife scene of the best,
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  like, oh, I'm talking about spin.
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  Like it's awesome. All right, I have a quick one.
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  Let's a little, let's, let's ADHD sidetrack this real quick.
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  So do you know what drafts are like?
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  Doing a draft like you go first, you go second, but you can't get
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  the you only get 5 picks are three picks and then they have
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  to see who has the better of the three picks based on what they
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  got. What do you mean?
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  So like you're going to. Pick is what?
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  So we're going to do Will Ferrell movies.
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  We're going to draft Will Ferrell movies, Will.
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  Ferrell. Movies.
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  So we each get 3 picks and then whoever has the best who we
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  think has the best three. Do you win the draft?
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  You go first. Pander for a moment.
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  So, So what you want to think is your your first overall pick is
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  like is like if it's sports draft, you want to take the top
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  tier ones. So like if if we're saying I
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  don't want to say something controversial like.
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  Chocolate. Bars, chocolate bars.
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  Hershey's like the first round draft pick.
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  Hershey, Dove, Mars are like the top three.
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  Gertrude Hawk, if you're from the area, don't have me, but
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  yeah. So you want to you want to try
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  to take the heavy hitter. Butterfinger Snickers.
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  That's disgusting. You're lost.
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  We're. Just doing candy bar.
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  No. No, just we're doing, we're
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  doing comparisons. So we're doing Will Ferrell.
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  Movies do one and then you would do one and then I would do one,
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  and we can't say the same thing somebody.
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  Else All right, so we're going to do A and we're going to do a
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  draft. Will Ferrell movie draft.
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  What's your number one pick? I love wait start.
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  At #1 or do we start at #3? First you get to go.
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  First overall pick. Wasn't he and step brothers?
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  Yes. Is that your, is that your
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  overall number one? Yeah, that's a good overall
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  number one. That's that's a solid number one
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  pick. Like if you would have went
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  Zoolander, I'd have been like you're high.
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  That's a terrible, that's a terrible first round.
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  Pick, but I'm not going to like. It not a good first round pick.
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  Step Brothers is a good one. What's your What's your pick?
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  I can't think of any Will Ferrell.
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  Will Ferrell. Movies on the spot.
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  Hang on a second. You're in the back of your mind.
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  You're like elf. You can go elf, that's that's.
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  Not my number one, though. That's just like, that's my #1
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  Christmas movie because I feel like everybody likes to watch.
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  Like, I like the old cartoony movies, don't get me wrong, but
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  they're very, like, childish. Not that Elf isn't childish, but
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  Elf just like, takes him back to a simpler time.
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  Yeah. Oh.
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  It's either that or like the Christmas story.
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  Oh, I I really like Jim Carrey's The Grinch too.
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  Well, what about Will Ferrell movies?
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  What do you think about those? Sorry, Will.
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  Ferrell where's my phone so I can Google Will Ferrell?
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  Movies. All right, let's look at the
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  movies. We need a, we need a tablet that
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  we can just look things up for everybody.
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  We need, we need some, we need to hire somebody who's the who's
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  the Looker Upper movie. Somebody that stays sober?
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  Oh my gosh. Duh.
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  OK. Whoa.
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  I am going to go with, oh man, there's so many.
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  Wow, he was in a lot of stuff I've never would have thought.
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  Oh, when Get Hard was such a good one.
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  Good one. Oh, that doesn't count.
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  It wasn't even. Oh my God the campaign.
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  I completely forgot about some of the.
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  Campaigns a good one too. No Step brothers is top tier.
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  It really is. Oh my gosh, I'm going to go.
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  That's good. No, that's going to be like a #3
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  I'm like so excited about some of these movies that I just
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  completely forgot about. Oh wow, I didn't know he was in
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  Bewitched. He was the He's the husband.
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  Oh wait, no, I'm thinking of. There's like a new.
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  Sabrina's I totally. OK.
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  So I'm going. To go.
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  With Superstar, I was just about to say that.
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  Superstar is my number one. That's.
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  A terrible number one pick. Oh my God, shut.
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  Off you could you could. Easily got that a third round,
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  second round, nobody would have touched that.
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  Horrible pick. Whatever horrible pick my pick
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  is. Going to be so predictable.
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  What is it? Anchorman, am I wrong?
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  The arsonist had oddly shaped feet.
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  Anchorman 100%. All right, back to you.
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  Second pick. Oh.
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  What was the one I just said? Look at my eyes.
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  They look terrible. You know, Susan, if you were a
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  man, I'd punch you, punch you right in the face.
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  Get hard, OK? Get hard.
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  OK, really that. One's Talladega Nights.
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  Tallaga nights #2 all right, I, I got a sleeper here in the
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  second. The other guys, him and Mark
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  Wahlberg, great movie. And now it's my turn.
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  Yep. I'm going to put as my third
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  Talladega Nights. They can't pick.
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  That's hard to take it. It's off the board.
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  Oh, I didn't know you could do that.
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  Yeah, soon. As somebody takes it, you can't
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  repeat it next. Oh I love some of the corny ones
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  like Blades of Glory. I know.
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  I really like that one. I'm like that's.
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  Not going to be a bit good over. Did he's already pick Elf?
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  No, I'm going to go with Elf because he did great in that and
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  it's classic and I could watch and watch and watch it.
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  Over and over. So good luck, go pick Despicable
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  Me 4 some shit OK? Ruth.
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  Barbie's on the table too, I'm just saying.
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  I know, but he didn't have a very big.
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  He was like like 2 minutes long. He goes, What did he, what did
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  he say? To the CFO like.
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  No, when he goes well I want to sleep over or something and she
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  goes, why you? Know for like it's always girl,
• 20:27
  it's girls, but it's girls night.
• 20:29
  The problem with Will Ferrell too, is he's he, he, he's, he's
• 20:32
  in a lot of movies where he's the main guy, but also he's in a
• 20:35
  lot of movies where he makes an appearance.
• 20:37
  And his appearances are so good that he feels like he's a part
• 20:40
  of the movie The whole time. Like his one scene stands out
• 20:44
  every time he's in it. Like he makes an appearance in
• 20:46
  the movie. He steals the fucking show.
• 20:48
  He's just amazing. I think, wait, who is he in A
• 20:54
  Night at the Roxbury? He's the, he's the other Roxbury
• 20:57
  guy. Oh my God, it's it's him and
• 20:59
  Chris Kattan. Yeah, wow.
• 21:00
  That's how I am. That's one of my favorites.
• 21:05
  Wow. Yeah, I'm like, listen, I was.
• 21:07
  Out of so you're leaving semi pro on the table for me if.
• 21:11
  That's. What you want, you're leaving,
• 21:12
  but but it's not, it's not what I'm going with.
• 21:14
  It's not what I'm going with. Semi Pro is one of my favorite
• 21:17
  favorite movies is semi pro, but I'm going to go with the the the
• 21:23
  I think an easy number round pick number one pick that did
• 21:27
  not go and then didn't go in the 2nd.
• 21:28
  And I thought I knew it was going to fall here, but it's an
• 21:31
  iconic Will Ferrell movie. Let's go streaking old school.
• 21:35
  I was going to say that one. Too Old school is a solid
• 21:38
  fucking third round pick. Yeah.
• 21:41
  All right, so the picks are. I'll let you for for Bree step
• 21:49
  brothers get hard elf solid movies, solid movies.
• 21:55
  We're letting you guys vote in the chat too.
• 21:56
  So the comments are going to vote.
• 21:58
  Lily is superstar Talladega nights and not at the Roxbury's.
• 22:02
  It's a horrible list that's a novel, not a good list.
• 22:06
  It's not a good list. That's.
• 22:07
  An amazing. Two of your movies I don't think
• 22:09
  would ever get picked by anybody in a first round pick if they
• 22:12
  if. Why?
• 22:13
  Because they're all. People, what were they?
• 22:16
  Superstar with Molly Shannon is. Great.
• 22:20
  If you had a choice to pick 10 Will Ferrer movies, I will bet
• 22:24
  that superstar. Positioning in them because
• 22:26
  sometimes he's just short little like a boyfriend or a husband or
• 22:29
  a. College is a great pick though
• 22:31
  for a second round. Good second round pick.
• 22:33
  I I just, I don't know how. I don't know how good Roxbury
• 22:36
  stands. Oh my gosh, again.
• 22:38
  Molly Shannon, though. Yeah, and then my list,
• 22:42
  Anchorman, other guys, old school.
• 22:44
  It's a solid list. Anderson.
• 22:48
  Had the whole SNL season pretty much.
• 22:52
  I missed that era of SNL. I'm a big SNL guy too.
• 22:55
  So that's that's the list. Let us know who you think won.
• 22:59
  Did anyone have a topic? I I want to weird sad times
• 23:01
  because we went to movies. So I thought that was a little
• 23:03
  fun draft. What's what's another topic that
• 23:07
  we have on the table today? Or do you want to get into the
• 23:11
  book and think about a topic after the book?
• 23:14
  Let's do the book. You you pick a number right?
• 23:18
  Did everyone pick a number? I think so.
• 23:21
  I started or no? Did you not pick as?
• 23:24
  I need a. Your mom.
• 23:25
  Your mom picked. Yes, BDSM, wait or submissive?
• 23:32
  Mine was public, mine was public play.
• 23:35
  No, everyone went once because yours was dress up and yours
• 23:39
  was. Mine was costumes.
• 23:41
  And yours was. I don't even.
• 23:44
  Remember Rose? How the fuck am I remembering
• 23:49
  more? What the fuck was yours?
• 23:55
  Role play. Role play, yeah.
• 23:57
  Damn, I got a good memory. And then your mom got sub being
• 24:01
  a sub. Submissive.
• 24:02
  Yeah, submissive and. I was.
• 24:05
  Like what you do with it the whole time I was like, there's
• 24:07
  no way your mom would never be a sub.
• 24:09
  I don't see anyone in your family on the female on the
• 24:11
  whole family side would be a a fucking suburb like a sub.
• 24:16
  I don't see any of you being Subs.
• 24:17
  Oh my God, I thought you had a brother for a second.
• 24:22
  Not you. No, I wasn't saying you.
• 24:24
  I was saying he'd be dead. Yeah, because I got as I was
• 24:28
  talking. I got your family mixed up with
• 24:30
  some somebody else's it from possible.
• 24:32
  I was like Bob's not related to them.
• 24:36
  I I think I got confused with the the doodashes.
• 24:39
  Bob doodash. Yeah, because I think your
• 24:45
  sister used to bartend with her at strikers, right.
• 24:49
  That's that's where my connection is between.
• 24:51
  So I get them confused because they're like, I'm kind of yeah,
• 24:54
  that's where my my high brain went.
• 24:55
  No, for you guys at home don't talk about but I wanted you to
• 24:59
  explain my mental gymnastics, how I got the doodasses of you
• 25:02
  guys in my brain. Told Bob the one time I didn't
• 25:09
  know that was his sister and I and I was like, yeah, she's
• 25:11
  super pretty. Like she's really hot and she's
• 25:13
  like a sweetheart and he's like, that's my sister.
• 25:15
  I go still applies. She was just really nice.
• 25:22
  Where was I at? I was so oh, book.
• 25:25
  So what? Oh my God, you pick a number
• 25:28
  this time. How?
• 25:30
  Many please. It's my own book and I don't
• 25:32
  even know how many pages are in. There 170 some. 172 Yeah.
• 25:39
  Why did I close it? Like it was gonna be a deck of
• 25:41
  cards, and I was. Gonna pick a cab?
• 25:43
  Let's. Go with 5656.
• 25:51
  I have the whole book memorized. Sounding.
• 25:58
  I have pictures. I don't want to see him.
• 26:01
  Oh my God it is fucking sounding.
• 26:03
  No, it's not. No, it's not.
• 26:11
  That's why we all die. I will be sharing the pictures
• 26:15
  of his reaction when. It wasn't a sounding, it was
• 26:20
  bisection you had. To explain it to him.
• 26:22
  No, we so we talked about sounding and then turned into
• 26:26
  bisections. You know, bisections are.
• 26:29
  No what the? Fuck is where people will take
• 26:31
  their junk and turn it into like a snake tongue.
• 26:33
  Yeah, and make 2 junks. Ohh God, yeah.
• 26:37
  I've seen that on like, pain Olympics.
• 26:38
  Ohh. My gosh.
• 26:39
  Yeah. It's like, oh, do you wanna
• 26:40
  watch me chop it off with an accident?
• 26:42
  Like what the fuck? No, yeah, I didn't want to see
• 26:44
  it. I was like, we're just here for
• 26:46
  one man, one jar like. Where's the 2 girls in that One
• 26:50
  Cup? All right, sounding.
• 26:52
  Let's, let's. If you don't know the users at
• 26:54
  home, we're going to talk about sounding.
• 26:57
  It is so bad for you. Is it?
• 26:59
  Fuck you. Up I can't imagine a feeling
• 27:02
  good. No, it's like passing a kidney
• 27:05
  stone every fucking like what? I'm sure.
• 27:10
  Well I've never been sounded so I'd probably fucking break their
• 27:16
  fucking jaw. Oh my God this is going to be so
• 27:22
  bad. I'm so excited for you to read
• 27:25
  this high. Sounding urethral sounding or
• 27:29
  just sounding is the act of inserting a long thin probe into
• 27:34
  the urethra to stimulate the sensitive nerve and innings, end
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  innings, oh end innings. Inside sounds can be moved in
• 27:45
  and out in a fucking motion, slowly twisted around, left
• 27:51
  still, or incorporated into a hand job.
• 27:56
  Let's try it. For you.
• 27:58
  Sags sounding is usually done on penises.
• 28:02
  Yeah, although it can be. Done on vulvas too.
• 28:06
  What? I guess so going up.
• 28:10
  The urethra. Oh my God.
• 28:12
  What if you were you were giving oral someone sounding and then
• 28:16
  they like shot it out like ABB gun poop right down here.
• 28:21
  You've never watched Eel Soup? Never.
• 28:25
  I had too much time on the Internet.
• 28:29
  People who like sounding often describe it as an intense
• 28:32
  sensation unlike anything else. When a sound is insert.
• 28:37
  When a sound is inserted. It's like tuning forks like
• 28:40
  ping. Please.
• 28:42
  It's like a little gone down there.
• 28:49
  When a sound is inserted deeply enough it can even massage the
• 28:53
  prostate. I'm going to throw up.
• 28:56
  When I hear the people's Yum. In a can't context.
• 29:00
  I'm fucking yuck in this Yum. In a kink, contact sounding can
• 29:07
  work well as part of a scene involving control.
• 29:10
  I fucking guess how you have a broomstick on my.
• 29:13
  Dick, What the fuck? Humiliation and or dominance and
• 29:19
  submission. The mix of pain.
• 29:22
  Humiliation's right, 'cause I'm pissing myself laughing at you
• 29:25
  going. Like the mix of pain and
• 29:30
  pleasure that accompanies sounding is delightful for many.
• 29:33
  Sadomax Santa messages How did you?
• 29:36
  Not there's there's a there's a website I I to every now and
• 29:39
  then. It's just like the most fucked
• 29:41
  up porn stuff they find on the Internet and put on this website
• 29:43
  and it's the funniest shit ever. But every time a dude.
• 29:46
  Clown fucking A. Girl, yeah, it's like every time
• 29:48
  a dude is getting like serious pain done to him during a sex
• 29:53
  act, just like the screams they make.
• 29:56
  I know I'm going back to me being sadistic, but it's fucking
• 29:58
  funny to me. I, I, I grew up a Jackass kid.
• 30:01
  Like people getting hurt is always funny to me.
• 30:04
  Like I don't know why. So like a guy gets kicked in the
• 30:06
  nuts or just like I'm just like crying, laughing, but go ahead.
• 30:11
  Since sounding since sounding penises involves fucking an
• 30:15
  organ that usually penetrates other orifices, it could feel
• 30:20
  highly transgressive. Visa visa power and gender too.
• 30:26
  What the fuck is Visa Visa? Power so when you have to swipe
• 30:30
  your card twice. Visivis.
• 30:32
  Visivis Power. Who knows?
• 30:35
  Life is Life is if it involves putting something in your pee
• 30:38
  hole. I don't.
• 30:39
  Know isn't the paragraph of fucking sounding?
• 30:43
  It's like Oh my God. It's.
• 30:47
  Since urethral sounds are technically medical instruments,
• 30:50
  this kink also integrates well with medical play.
• 30:54
  Oh my God, Sounding is a risky activity with hazards ranging
• 31:00
  from irritation, Well, I bet irritation the urinary tract,
• 31:07
  Jesus infection, yeah, to internal injury.
• 31:12
  However, if you use high quality sterile tools, yeah, let me just
• 31:15
  go grab my fucking nail Polish remover or like rubbing alcohol.
• 31:20
  Like get the fuck right. And sterile on a little on fire.
• 31:27
  Jesus sounding is a risky activity with hazards ranging
• 31:31
  from Wait I already said that. Is sounding like is is sounding
• 31:36
  like. I don't.
• 31:37
  I honestly don't know why I'm asking.
• 31:39
  Somebody who does. Just hold on, is it like
• 31:41
  gauging? Like can you gauge to a bigger?
• 31:43
  Gauge to a bigger sound rod. Yeah, is that a thing?
• 31:47
  Yeah, probably it's like a bug. Bug You're training.
• 31:52
  It just a big old fat pee hole. It was leaking out like a hose.
• 32:00
  It's. Just triples out.
• 32:04
  Oh my God. I get a shower every time I'm
• 32:10
  done pissing I. Think I I think I pissed.
• 32:16
  What do you think? I can't hold it anymore.
• 32:19
  My my urine is the size of a fucking doll.
• 32:26
  Flare nails having. Kids.
• 32:29
  Flare nails. Yeah, it's like, it's like if
• 32:31
  you're if but your butt gets too big, it's like the opposite for
• 32:35
  you. You can't hold pooping because
• 32:37
  your butt gets used. And it's the same thing with a
• 32:39
  fucking people like. A red rose butt.
• 32:44
  That's how that's horrible. It sounds beautiful.
• 32:49
  What the fuck? Are we done with sounding?
• 32:53
  No, we're fucking kicked off the Internet.
• 32:55
  Try this. I'm cracking up, why does this?
• 32:57
  Try this paragraph here. Read up on technique and go
• 33:01
  slow. You may find it simpler than it
• 33:03
  seems. Fuck you my God, and more
• 33:06
  pleasurable than you might think.
• 33:09
  Get that fucking chopstick out of there.
• 33:13
  Try this. Buy some sounding basics from a
• 33:15
  specialty kink shop or fuck am I going for a specialty kink.
• 33:19
  They have, I think they had Sonny Rosin at that one.
• 33:22
  No idea they had ever that that was the biggest guy sex I've
• 33:25
  ever seen in my life. Like the guy sex toys that the
• 33:28
  Route 61 was the most guy toys. Bunch I did you ever see my
• 33:32
  Snapchat when I had like, Oh, my first drink in the summer and in
• 33:36
  like the back I blurred it and it was like a fucking Dick this
• 33:39
  big and it's like suction cup to my glass table in the living
• 33:43
  room and everybody's like, yo, you forgot to put that away.
• 33:46
  I'm like, no, I didn't dare like.
• 33:54
  Oh. They come in sets that are ideal
• 33:57
  for beginners because they contain several different sizes,
• 34:01
  so you can start small and work your way up.
• 34:04
  You'll also want a sterile medical grade lubricant.
• 34:08
  Geez, OK, and some alcohol wipes and latex or nitrile gloves for
• 34:14
  cleanliness. There's not enough space here to
• 34:18
  get all what the fuck? There's not enough space here to
• 34:22
  get into all the logistics and safety concerns around sounding,
• 34:26
  so check out an introductory resource.
• 34:29
  Damn, that was a big word. The sex educator Winter Tashlin
• 34:35
  has an excellent blog post on the subject How to use urethral
• 34:39
  sounds. Don't fucking go there.
• 34:42
  Don't. Don't look that up once you've
• 34:45
  got a sound inside you. Why are these bulletins?
• 34:50
  Once you've got a sound inside you, try holding a gentle
• 34:55
  vibrator. Get the.
• 34:56
  Fuck. Away from me, it's like fucking.
• 34:59
  I bolt to my saptum or my tongue.
• 35:02
  I'm fucking sick. Remember those fucking
• 35:04
  toothbrushes and lollipops that like had music in it?
• 35:07
  So when like it went in your mouth, they're like echoed.
• 35:09
  I can only just imagine. What did you get?
• 35:11
  A sound? You're like, what?
• 35:13
  A melon Sugar. Oh my gosh.
• 35:20
  Midpoint, What is that? Oh my God, what is that called?
• 35:24
  You know what a lush is? Yeah.
• 35:26
  OK, so the toys that are lush, they also have a thing for guys
• 35:30
  called Hush, which is hysterical.
• 35:32
  I don't know why they do that. And it can get to the point
• 35:36
  where you can play your fucking Spotify playlist through your
• 35:40
  fucking shit. Like it vibrates the tune.
• 35:43
  I chimed in with. The I was like, you want me to
• 35:46
  listen to this on my run with this going off like what the
• 35:49
  fuck like. You'd have to know which songs
• 35:52
  are on your. Playlist I feel like EDM do do
• 35:54
  do do. I did it to somebody else
• 35:57
  before. It was hysterical.
• 35:58
  I was like SpongeBob fun theme song or Gary come home.
• 36:05
  Like you just came to Gary's. Celebration feels great, like
• 36:10
  Gary come home like in the fucking corner like.
• 36:14
  But yeah, once you got a sound inside you try holding a gentle
• 36:19
  vibrator on the end of it. Fucking sickos.
• 36:22
  The vibrate, the vibrations will reverberate all the way through
• 36:27
  your urethra. Cool literally says cool after
• 36:31
  it. Don't fucking do that.
• 36:33
  All right, so you're on a 0 at this, right?
• 36:35
  A. 100 Kinky things you can do, not 101.
• 36:41
  Would you do this to a partner if they asked?
• 36:44
  Do it to them. Yeah, No, because my guy would
• 36:47
  be like a verse or a verse top. Like so bitch, if I'm the
• 36:55
  bottom, I don't want the fucking oh that fucking just it's
• 37:02
  fucking like a slinky down there.
• 37:05
  Like what are you going to do? First you're going to you're
• 37:07
  going to have to pack it all into a condom because it's like
• 37:10
  a sausage that comes like the fucking like.
• 37:14
  So you're, you're fucked up. You're at a zero.
• 37:17
  I'm at a 00 percent. I, I will.
• 37:23
  I did it once before with somebody.
• 37:26
  I did it to them because I after being whatever we like.
• 37:33
  You inserted it. Not in me.
• 37:37
  No. In them, yeah.
• 37:40
  Were you just like, freaking out the whole time?
• 37:41
  Like it was like you're straw. I wasn't going any bigger than
• 37:43
  that. What the fuck?
• 37:44
  Was it like this? Was it like, you're fucking
• 37:46
  sweat? Like you're disarming a bomb in
• 37:48
  an action movie? You're like.
• 37:51
  It's like the Toy Story guy when he's redoing Andy.
• 37:53
  Oh my gosh. It's like investing like it's.
• 37:56
  Like playing operation, you can't hit the sides.
• 38:01
  God damn it. Your turn.
• 38:05
  I got picked rubber band back off.
• 38:08
  What was the what was the buffer band?
• 38:10
  You know what I'm talking about, right?
• 38:11
  I know what you're talking about, the little rubber band.
• 38:14
  Yeah, You had to like take the rubber band off without hitting
• 38:16
  the side. It was like a little heart
• 38:18
  strings. Is that what it was?
• 38:19
  I don't remember. I I can I ask it for you?
• 38:21
  Can you? Answer for me, yeah.
• 38:25
  Sure. I think you're like like a three
• 38:26
  because I think you would definitely do this to somebody.
• 38:28
  I would do it to. Some I think you would do it to
• 38:31
  somebody and you would enjoy it, no?
• 38:33
  No, Oh my God, be throwing. Interesting.
• 38:39
  No? Wow, I misread it.
• 38:42
  No. It's weird. 0.0 for me, not half
• 38:45
  of. Listen, I'm not like a a .5 on
• 38:52
  wood try like maybe I'm not at the right angle and like like.
• 38:59
  In your very throat. Maybe.
• 39:02
  On you or them. On me.
• 39:06
  I wasn't even thinking on you. I thought you meant like for you
• 39:08
  to do to somebody else. I figured, I thought you would
• 39:10
  do that. No, no, I heard something.
• 39:16
  Damn. All right, last, not last.
• 39:20
  Topic I can do that. Yeah, fuck anything.
• 39:25
  Anything new with you since last time we recorded not?
• 39:30
  Really. Nothing.
• 39:33
  We're going to go see what is that called.
• 39:38
  It's in Philly, the Interactive Art Museum.
• 39:41
  OK, what? Is that called you record?
• 39:44
  Another world when you go on that.
• 39:46
  Not really. I'm going to go see.
• 39:49
  OK, we're supposed to go to Philly this weekend, but that's
• 39:52
  off the table now. It's in Philly.
• 39:54
  With work and. Stuff Art Museum.
• 39:57
  What about you? Anything crazy with you since
• 39:58
  the last time I recorded? Yeah, this weekend and then I'm
• 40:03
  going to go this Sunday. This.
• 40:06
  Weekend, but that's off the table now with work and stuff.
• 40:11
  What about you? Anything crazy with you?
• 40:13
  Well, since the last time we recorded.
• 40:17
  Boy, I have been just, I'm, I'm trying my best at work and
• 40:30
  struggling a little bit and getting frustrated, but I'm
• 40:33
  still there. I'm still kicking it.
• 40:36
  Kicking, but not as high. Yeah, yeah, definitely feel it.
• 40:40
  I dyed my hair. I know it looks great.
• 40:42
  I went back to my all dark thing.
• 40:47
  Looks good. Thank you.
• 40:48
  Thank you. She now sleeps with her a
• 40:51
  bonnet. So now she has curly hair,
• 40:52
  curlier hair. I got a bonnet off.
• 40:55
  OK, so I. I love my bonnet.
• 40:58
  Stuff. John has not seen me in a bonnet
• 41:00
  yet. I'm so scared for that.
• 41:03
  I will say. I wake up like Lucy last.
• 41:05
  Night either like I woke up in the middle of the night and I
• 41:08
  felt like I started sweating and I was like just.
• 41:11
  Oh yeah, after so long I'm taking that bitch off.
• 41:13
  But put a nice braid in that shit.
• 41:15
  Put it up. Doesn't touch the pillows.
• 41:18
  Doesn't mean like doesn't get really get dirty?
• 41:21
  So I spent $20 on Amazon Hall and it's like Amazon's version
• 41:28
  of like team movies. I bought 9 necklaces, a ring.
• 41:38
  Where are those notepads? I got you 2 notepads.
• 41:41
  Like notebooks? A shirt and this bonnet for $20.
• 41:50
  Like just oh. And a purse.
• 41:52
  And a purse. And tags. 500 tags.
• 41:57
  All of that was 20 bucks. What I can like?
• 41:59
  Yeah, yeah. It's like Teemo on Amazon.
• 42:01
  That sounds even cheaper than Teemo, yeah.
• 42:03
  It was so cheap. I think the most expensive thing
• 42:06
  I bought was the shirt that I got was like 6 dollars, yeah.
• 42:11
  Oh my God. I.
• 42:11
  Was like Amazon and it said like 2 weeks like it wasn't even
• 42:14
  supposed to be here until this Friday but it only took a week
• 42:17
  to get to me so I'll allow it. Yeah, I'm cracking up.
• 42:23
  What do I have on the marker? Oh no.
• 42:29
  But no, I I can't wait to go see that.
• 42:34
  Everybody keeps telling me it's really good is.
• 42:37
  That like where it's like all trippy looking and stuff.
• 42:39
  There's like a bunch of rooms. John surprised me with it the
• 42:42
  other day. That's.
• 42:44
  Awesome. Yeah, we're supposed to go to
• 42:45
  Philly for an oddities Expo and then a wrestling.
• 42:49
  Paper View the Oddities Expo. They're back.
• 42:54
  It's this weekend. It'll actually be happening on
• 42:58
  Sunday, So depending on what? Time they shift through the
• 43:00
  whole country, yeah, yeah, like that's like.
• 43:04
  Yeah, it's Saturday and Sunday. So if you get there Sunday
• 43:07
  afternoon, you can go to the Aussies Expo and then leave the
• 43:09
  Aussies Expo and go do the other thing.
• 43:11
  It's there. It's there Saturday and Sunday.
• 43:16
  That's a lot. It's.
• 43:19
  A freaky day. Yeah, that'd be an awesome day.
• 43:22
  Yeah, Yeah, we were going. To go see a wrestling show and
• 43:27
  that work. Yeah, which I mean, it sucks,
• 43:31
  but then also like I kind of been broke for so long.
• 43:34
  I kind of want the extra money if it comes and making like
• 43:37
  before the old medium, I'm like fucking overtime now.
• 43:39
  I'm kind of like, all right. Yeah, I'm like.
• 43:42
  I'm. I'll do a little bit.
• 43:43
  Because I'm like I'm getting. We're like, right there to be
• 43:45
  caught up like. I should have did more in the
• 43:48
  beginning of the year because it's like it's going to get hot
• 43:50
  now. You mean like 140 in that bitch?
• 43:53
  Yeah, I I would die there. Like.
• 43:55
  Oh, it's awful. I would die.
• 43:58
  I was at the one in mountain Top.
• 44:01
  It's just, oh, it was awful, really.
• 44:05
  Yeah. We our building is the oldest
• 44:12
  and it's like just, it's the dirtiest thing I've ever seen in
• 44:17
  my fucking life. What do you do?
• 44:19
  Testing. Everywhere I thought it was, I
• 44:21
  thought Mountaintop was like, it's supposed to be a newer
• 44:24
  facility. But it's disgusting.
• 44:26
  Really. They don't stop the clean.
• 44:28
  It's just production, production.
• 44:31
  Yeah, there was nobody for the woman's bathroom like the I I
• 44:35
  will have to look through my pictures to show you the women's
• 44:38
  bathroom because the women's locker room was no lie as big as
• 44:42
  like from here, like this, this side of the room to where the
• 44:47
  carpet ends. And that included lockers, the
• 44:50
  toilet stall and the to wash your hands, the sink.
• 44:55
  It was so it was ridiculous. There was never any toilet paper
• 44:58
  in there like, and this was a union job.
• 45:01
  Come on, please. Yeah.
• 45:05
  So what do you do? Like cut bars?
• 45:07
  Like what do you do? What do you mean like?
• 45:10
  Don't they make like rebars and stuff there doing?
• 45:12
  At my at my site, but each site does different stuff.
• 45:17
  Oh yeah, our we have like think flooring for trucks.
• 45:25
  We do a lot of heat sync. I guess you're asking like,
• 45:32
  what's your what's what? What is your job specifically?
• 45:35
  Are you a die cut person? Like extruder B so OK do
• 45:40
  middleman racking or tail stock stretching metal tail stock and
• 45:47
  head stock is a very. 12 hours. 12 hours.
• 45:51
  I could only imagine the conversations and questions you
• 45:54
  have to answer and ask for in a 12 hour shift. 12 hours is a
• 45:58
  long time with somebody and you learn a lot about somebody
• 46:01
  working 12 hours in plastic places because you're just
• 46:04
  shoulder to shoulder all day long.
• 46:07
  Like they know where you live by the time you get done.
• 46:09
  Where I when I worked at Paul Polyplastics, no first quality
• 46:17
  that I like everybody at the job do everything about everybody
• 46:20
  like there was no secrets you can't keep your mouth shut for
• 46:22
  12 hours it's impossible everyone tells everybody
• 46:25
  everything about themselves it's.
• 46:26
  Very hard to not like, it makes the day go quicker when you're
• 46:29
  fucking around and like, like it just, I don't know, we all rely
• 46:34
  on each other like a family. Yeah, my head at least.
• 46:40
  How many how many dudes at your job are like outside of work?
• 46:44
  Would never like our super mass toxic masculine gay.
• 46:47
  I don't like gay people, but in the job they're like your best
• 46:50
  friend. Oh, plenty.
• 46:52
  Yeah, plenty. Yeah, it's just.
• 46:57
  I used to. I did.
• 46:58
  We we worked with this gay dude at the job for the same type of
• 47:01
  place and the most hyper like super straight dudes outside of
• 47:07
  work at that job for 12 hours were the gayest dudes I've ever
• 47:09
  seen in my life. Like the jokes they would make
• 47:12
  with him and the things they would do with the gay dad.
• 47:14
  The guys job I was like bro. You're.
• 47:17
  You're playing gay chicken like you're about to lose.
• 47:20
  You're about to lose some gay chicken like, and then outside
• 47:24
  of work, they're just like, I would never do that.
• 47:26
  I was like, bro, you're you're doing some borderline gay shit
• 47:30
  at work. I.
• 47:32
  See a lot. Yeah, which is fine, do gay shit
• 47:36
  at work. But I'm just saying like, like I
• 47:38
  said, 12 hour shifts, people get real comfortable.
• 47:40
  Evil Hail Saiyan. Yeah, but that's fucking oh
• 47:46
  wait. No, it was be gay, do crime.
• 47:49
  Please I want to do hood rat shit with my friends but So what
• 47:55
  was your topic you wanted to bring up?
• 47:59
  I completely forgot what the fuck we just talked about.
• 48:01
  Yeah, I'm like, what Haven't we? Talked.
• 48:03
  Holy shit, what the fuck? Did I asked what you guys did
• 48:06
  since last recording? Oh, we did two album used to.
• 48:12
  Yeah, I don't want to sit here and talk about content the whole
• 48:14
  time. I'm going to try to, you know,
• 48:19
  go over your Hispanic talk talking point.
• 48:23
  No, because I ain't got me all self-conscious.
• 48:24
  OK, So what is your background fully?
• 48:27
  So I'm like 3/4 Spanish like the Espanol and a quarter Mexican.
• 48:37
  So don't make me so mad that like you wouldn't have like
• 48:43
  normal things like. So look, here's here's the
• 48:47
  here's my talking point is my kids are asking me how to answer
• 48:53
  the check marks on like paperwork.
• 48:55
  And I'm like, so here's The thing is they're half white.
• 49:00
  Their dad is German and Polish, German and Slovak, whatever.
• 49:06
  Anyway, not whatever. Sorry, that was rude.
• 49:08
  But they're white, So under race the first thing that's on there
• 49:13
  is white, so they can check that off, right?
• 49:18
  Me, however, I'm not white, so I don't check that box, right?
• 49:22
  But your race is, There's only four races on paperwork, there's
• 49:27
  white, African American, Asian and other.
• 49:32
  Really. That's it.
• 49:34
  And then you have your. I guess certain.
• 49:35
  Places or I'm sorry. Are super detailed sometimes.
• 49:38
  But like. But then there's.
• 49:39
  See, I always seen. But then there's ethnicities and
• 49:42
  then there's like Hispanic, non Hispanic, Latino, and all of
• 49:46
  that gets put under there, but it's not put under a race.
• 49:50
  So I'm sitting here arguing because as someone who is
• 49:54
  Mexican and of Mexican and Spanish descent, I am not white,
• 49:59
  I am not black, I am not Asian. Flash Pacific Islander.
• 50:03
  I'm I'm none of those things, but I don't fit into anything
• 50:08
  else. So I have to put something on
• 50:10
  there. I've always I've always put
• 50:12
  other. So my kids are asking me, are
• 50:15
  they Hispanic? Because this is kind of new to
• 50:17
  them as well. They said something over the
• 50:21
  weekend. They said something.
• 50:22
  They're like, they're like, yeah, something I'm Hispanic and
• 50:26
  I'm like, Chick, you just found out you were like four months
• 50:29
  ago. So.
• 50:29
  So. Here.
• 50:30
  So this this was the conversation that happened with
• 50:32
  somebody. I think they're leaning into it
• 50:34
  though. I think they like.
• 50:35
  It and I like that they're that they're acknowledging it.
• 50:37
  But somebody at school asked who was Hispanic, and the kids
• 50:41
  raised their hands and Katie. Raised her hand and Casper
• 50:45
  raised her hand. Like.
• 50:47
  Katie, you're white, you're not Hispanic.
• 50:51
  And she was like, Nah, 'cause my mom, my mom's Mexican, so.
• 50:55
  I think Katie looks more Hispanic than Elena.
• 50:58
  Yes, she does. Yes, she.
• 50:59
  Does Elena looks like the the like like a white nerdy girl?
• 51:02
  Katie has a little hint. So at any rate, I'm trying to
• 51:06
  tell her that like, yes, you are Hispanic.
• 51:09
  So she she's asking me, she goes, what should I put like on
• 51:14
  the paper? Like should I put that on white
• 51:16
  or should I put that on other? And I was like, you can put that
• 51:19
  your white for the are like just like forms, like doctor's forms
• 51:22
  and things like that. Why do we need that?
• 51:26
  Because why don't you? Everybody else has something to
• 51:31
  put it. No, no, no, no, I'm not saying
• 51:34
  that. I'm saying why do we need?
• 51:36
  Oh, like, why do we need that? Yeah, in general, because of.
• 51:39
  OK, so. Female.
• 51:40
  Male. Do you wanna know, do you wanna
• 51:42
  know the, do you wanna know the, the science behind it or
• 51:46
  whatever is that like, So for instance, yeah.
• 51:49
  Like people who are RH negative blood type are more light,
• 51:53
  light, or people who are of African American descent are
• 51:59
  more likely to have RH negative blood type and sickle cell
• 52:02
  anemia. That's something that runs in
• 52:04
  their DNA. Really.
• 52:06
  Yeah. I don't know.
• 52:07
  I'm not. Supposedly.
• 52:09
  Allegedly, she learned she learned about it on Facebook and
• 52:12
  nothing's ever wrong there. Who taught you this?
• 52:15
  Wow. Who are you talking to?
• 52:16
  I was just saying in general, yeah, right.
• 52:18
  So people do they listen to us whatever they say on Facebook.
• 52:22
  I'm not Nancy. Relax.
• 52:24
  Relax. So is my mom.
• 52:26
  Yeah, I don't know. I don't I think before why they
• 52:30
  said they did it was because of like DEI.
• 52:33
  Like you have to put it on job applications for DEI purposes
• 52:35
  because like, hey, your job doesn't have this person.
• 52:39
  You should probably you have to like, I hate to say like quota
• 52:42
  hire, but like, hey, you have to give other people opportunities.
• 52:44
  You can't just hire every white dude that walks in the fucking.
• 52:46
  Place say you're just an equal opportunity.
• 52:48
  Person which is. Well, I think there's places
• 52:52
  that like, there's this place that I know that ends up having
• 52:57
  like they get fined per year for not having a certain percentage
• 53:04
  of women. So it's such an urgency to get
• 53:09
  women to do that kind of work. No girl wants to do that
• 53:14
  fucking. I don't want to do that right.
• 53:17
  Do they, do they like can we put you?
• 53:19
  Can we check you on the box? I'm like, yeah, coming as that
• 53:25
  one and that one. Osha's coming tomorrow, but do
• 53:28
  your makeup. I they made a joke to the other
• 53:37
  day at work. They always joke around like
• 53:39
  during the meetings and stuff because like I'm the only white
• 53:42
  dude on the dock. So like they'll do a whole
• 53:44
  meeting in Spanish and then he'll come over and be like,
• 53:47
  Tony, here's the pick numbers. And I'm like, you said way more
• 53:50
  than that to them. And they're like laughing like,
• 53:53
  oh, you said this, this and this.
• 53:54
  I was like, oh, you get days off.
• 53:55
  How come I get the don't know what your days off?
• 53:57
  You tell everybody else. And I was like, as your DEI
• 54:00
  hire, I think I should know because I was like, I'm the 1%
• 54:04
  white dude at my job, which I fucking love.
• 54:07
  I think it's great. I love it like.
• 54:09
  That's wild though, like after so long of working there and if
• 54:13
  they all are just speaking like. Everyone just speaks Spanish,
• 54:17
  even if they do, even if they want.
• 54:18
  To learn Spanish so bad. Yeah, that's what I'm, that's
• 54:20
  what I'm learning. And every day like I'll ask like
• 54:23
  different phrases and words and then I they.
• 54:25
  Probably say you they. Love me.
• 54:26
  No, no, that's the one guy that says all the bad words.
• 54:29
  You want to know how pretty that girl is?
• 54:30
  OK, You just said she had a fat face.
• 54:36
  Something fucked up. There was a girl at the job who
• 54:39
  who calls me her boyfriend because she like huh?
• 54:43
  What? Because she likes my long hair.
• 54:45
  So she tells everyone that's my boyfriend.
• 54:47
  So I have a work girlfriend. I have a work wife already.
• 54:50
  What's? Her.
• 54:52
  Name. No idea.
• 54:52
  Exactly. Yeah, we need to know for the
• 54:55
  tombstone. Yeah, they said so.
• 54:58
  See, they the guy said to me, he translates.
• 55:01
  She said that you're her boyfriend.
• 55:02
  I go, that's news to me. I said, honestly, it's probably
• 55:04
  a great relationship. She's like, why?
• 55:06
  I'm like, because we can't argue.
• 55:08
  Like, I don't know what you're saying.
• 55:09
  You don't know what I'm saying. It'll be perfect.
• 55:11
  It was Google. Translating.
• 55:13
  What'd you say? That's what she said.
• 55:14
  She's like, you get the little earpiece from TikTok.
• 55:19
  What if that actually works? I would like to like get a pair
• 55:24
  and then go like hang out with somebody for the day and.
• 55:26
  Just be like Salon. Or whatever.
• 55:29
  Yeah, I want to hear what those girls say.
• 55:32
  They're all probably perverted. They can.
• 55:34
  Men. That's men, no acrylic.
• 55:39
  Acrylic you not hear from like anything else.
• 55:43
  Just like a bitch. I just want.
• 55:44
  Just all set. Do you think they're openly
• 55:46
  talking shit about you while you're sitting directly in front
• 55:49
  of them smiling? She's talking to the person
• 55:52
  across the hall. She's like this.
• 55:54
  Big bitch here, right? I know they're like damn.
• 55:59
  Like Lily could. Share.
• 56:00
  Broke. Yeah.
• 56:01
  Lily get her feet done. Or like deep boots.
• 56:05
  Lily's got big feet. Real big and I hate when they're
• 56:07
  like massaging your foot 'cause then some lady will go all the
• 56:12
  way up here. I'm like.
• 56:13
  You're like, yo, like, can you? You just had.
• 56:15
  Your for my name between. My toes can you not touch the
• 56:19
  rest of my. Leg, I'm fucking dead.
• 56:20
  She's going on my calf. I'm like, OK, let me roll my
• 56:24
  jeans out like. What if they don't and they're
• 56:28
  just soaking your pants? Yeah, they pretty.
• 56:32
  Much Do they just keep going? Yeah, they don't care.
• 56:35
  They're. Just soaking your jeans.
• 56:37
  Yeah, I'd be so pissed. Don't.
• 56:39
  Pull them up enough, that's on you bro.
• 56:42
  Just. Here I am with my fucking mother
• 56:45
  corner old baby Rockstar skinny jeans going.
• 56:49
  Oh no. Yeah, I wanna, I wanna
• 56:52
  experience this. I wanna get I wanna get my nails
• 56:54
  and feet done one day. We all have to get her beats in.
• 57:02
  We all come in like secret agents.
• 57:04
  They'd be like despite kids are. Here again we have to start
• 57:08
  taking like blazing buds on the road like this.
• 57:11
  Get our nails done podcast. I don't know, guys.
• 57:15
  What is she saying? We're gonna have to write this
• 57:17
  down. We're gonna have to have the
• 57:17
  captions on. Wait.
• 57:19
  Wait, wait. Is it like a?
• 57:21
  Is it like a when you buy them do you get 2 headphones or is it
• 57:26
  just? One yeah 2.
• 57:27
  So like we could share a set because I only need one.
• 57:31
  No, I thought it was only one. The ones I've seen were two.
• 57:34
  They're like normal earbuds. We.
• 57:35
  Doing a lot. OK.
• 57:37
  Can we talk about like tik? T.O.K shop sick.
• 57:39
  I'm OK now. I was crazy in my last
• 57:43
  relationship after getting cheated on whatever.
• 57:46
  And I thought of some evil shit and I let it go because I can't
• 57:51
  be acting like that. I'll be in jail.
• 57:56
  So I thought like well what were we just talking about?
• 58:00
  What the fuck? TikTok shop.
• 58:02
  Yeah, jeez, I got you. So on TikTok shop, I'm swiping.
• 58:08
  I'm like having a normal life. Like everything's funny on
• 58:12
  TikTok. And then it's like you want to
• 58:14
  find out if your man's cheating by this little circle fucking
• 58:17
  magnetic thing and put it in his car.
• 58:20
  And I'm like what the fuck? I'm like the.
• 58:23
  Algorithm Algorithm. TSD right?
• 58:25
  Now new you. Wait a minute, was it one of the
• 58:28
  compass things? Because I keep sending that to
• 58:31
  you because I want one for like when we go to like.
• 58:33
  Like the little no, they look like if you ripped a It's not
• 58:37
  like it like an air size of an air tag, but it's like.
• 58:42
  You talk about the thing where if you you hit the button, the
• 58:43
  other person just feels it. So no.
• 58:46
  It's. Pitch so there's it's called a
• 58:48
  compass and it's all like Bluetooth connected or whatever.
• 58:52
  But yes. Oh, that you?
• 58:54
  And then when you move around it shows.
• 58:56
  It shows where you're going. To that is a great thing for a
• 58:58
  concert. I want, I want some of those
• 59:00
  just for like me and my anxiety panic attacks because like if
• 59:03
  crowds do get too big, I am the first person to like run for the
• 59:06
  fucking crowd. I don't care if you're following
• 59:09
  me like me. Otherwise, I'm going to jump to
• 59:11
  where I feel like I could breathe, and then I'm going to
• 59:13
  stand there every. Other venue I've ever been to
• 59:15
  was shit when it came to like concerts with that, and it's
• 59:18
  like the only one that I like is the one in Scranton.
• 59:22
  Yeah. Like it's so space.
• 59:23
  There's there's two bands, there's two bands that I've went
• 59:27
  and I, I, I will feel comfortable going into the pit
• 59:30
  before And it's, it's ghost because Ghost is a no mosh pit.
• 59:35
  Like don't mosh pit. They'll kick you out immediately
• 59:38
  and and everyone at a ghost show just gives each other space.
• 59:42
  They're not they they realize they don't have to be asses
• 59:44
  their elbows and everyone gives each other a little bit of
• 59:46
  space. You can like move and dance and
• 59:48
  have a good time. Coheed was the same exact way
• 59:51
  Coheed's crowd like we just walked to the front and no one
• 59:54
  really gave a shit. And then we kind of like
• 59:58
  squeezed in somewhere and they're like, oh, and then they
• 59:59
  just everyone just like moved. Everyone just dispersed.
• 1:00:02
  Like I was able to fucking put my.
• 1:00:04
  Like that, but Breaking Benjamin was like.
• 1:00:06
  That, Yeah, it's very chill. You enjoy the band?
• 1:00:09
  Yeah, I'm too old for that crazy shit.
• 1:00:13
  Pit shit, you know what I mean? Feel that.
• 1:00:14
  I don't need all that. Never.
• 1:00:15
  Even been in a pit. But yeah, I've never been in a
• 1:00:17
  pit and I don't feel like ever going in a pig because.
• 1:00:20
  I'm going to lose like war looks like fun in the pit because like
• 1:00:23
  you're you're getting sprayed with water and stuff, but like
• 1:00:25
  it still looks too much, right? Ahead and guts and.
• 1:00:28
  Yeah. Goo and things.
• 1:00:30
  Come. Yeah, goo and things.
• 1:00:35
  Please, why did? Why when you said that, I
• 1:00:38
  thought of the Oh my God, feel the screams when you're in the
• 1:00:42
  barn and there's like the bloody pigs.
• 1:00:44
  Why did I just think of? That I was so sick.
• 1:00:46
  I've never been there. Either Oh my God, one time I was
• 1:00:51
  there and back then, I don't know why, but they split the
• 1:00:54
  guys and girls up in the one thing.
• 1:00:57
  So that gave me fishy vibes. You're right.
• 1:01:00
  So I'm a little kid with my two girlfriends because I'm gay.
• 1:01:04
  So like, I'm there, that's my girls, I'm a girl.
• 1:01:09
  Don't put me in that fucking dark tunnel, bitch.
• 1:01:11
  I'm fucking 11. So I'm in that bitch.
• 1:01:16
  And Oh my God, it was just. So they split you up.
• 1:01:20
  We're done the first thing and then, yeah, we're done the
• 1:01:23
  first. What?
• 1:01:26
  What could you call that map? I'll call it a little map
• 1:01:31
  because the next ride or whatever would have be VIP or
• 1:01:35
  whatever and like her dad came and go.
• 1:01:38
  Her dad came up and goes, yo, I just got you guys 2 free tickets
• 1:01:42
  to go through all four and I was like fuck, I was like, no, so
• 1:01:47
  you didn't think your dad was going to fucking have a come up?
• 1:01:51
  So I'm like great, now I get to be in like the House of wax the
• 1:01:55
  clown one. I'm like, I don't fuck with the
• 1:01:57
  House of wax. I don't like the look of it when
• 1:01:59
  she starts peeing her face. Get the fuck away from me
• 1:02:02
  because that's what I had to go through when I was alone.
• 1:02:04
  They make you go through the basement and it's like literally
• 1:02:06
  just like like that. And there's fucking people
• 1:02:10
  everywhere. It's like no fuck away from.
• 1:02:15
  Me, I did it one, one time and I got VIP stuff because my my
• 1:02:20
  uncle, I think, yeah, they're married now.
• 1:02:23
  My uncle got me tickets because he helped build it every year.
• 1:02:27
  And so they're like, all right, everyone who's VIP get to this
• 1:02:32
  side of the bar of the of the cart and it's all lined with
• 1:02:35
  paintball guns. Like you pull up, they pull up
• 1:02:38
  to a thing and his paintball guns, like you get to shoot the
• 1:02:40
  zombies before they get to the cart and kill us.
• 1:02:43
  So I'm like, wait, I get to shoot humans with a paintball
• 1:02:47
  gun and they're like, yeah, have a blast.
• 1:02:49
  And I was like, all right, that. Pew.
• 1:02:51
  Pew. Pew.
• 1:02:53
  Pew. I hit this kid.
• 1:02:56
  I hit this kid. He's probably a high school kid.
• 1:03:00
  I hit him three times in the face.
• 1:03:02
  First one, Paul, he's just like like like fucking hobo when he
• 1:03:07
  throws the brick, yo, I'm shooting no one.
• 1:03:12
  There's 60 people, 60 zombies and everyone just I, I have
• 1:03:16
  locked on this one kid and I'm just ruining this day.
• 1:03:21
  I'm not even trying. To shoot.
• 1:03:23
  You guys are shooting. Oh my God.
• 1:03:24
  Wait, wait. Use.
• 1:03:26
  We're shooting people dressed as zombies.
• 1:03:28
  People dressed as zombies, but really you're were you shooting
• 1:03:31
  just a regular person? They're all they're also they.
• 1:03:35
  Weren't like. Animatronic.
• 1:03:36
  No, they're wearing like paintball gear, but they look
• 1:03:38
  like. But there was like 60 of them
• 1:03:40
  and he. Was and it's all neon, like it's
• 1:03:41
  all neon like toxic. So these are like toxic guys
• 1:03:45
  coming at you. So everyone and I guess like
• 1:03:47
  everyone just supposed to shoot at all of them.
• 1:03:49
  And then when the one guy gets hit, he'll fall and act like
• 1:03:51
  he's dead. And then so you could pick
• 1:03:53
  another one off and they're like trained actors.
• 1:03:55
  Like you hit with a paintball and everybody else goes pink.
• 1:03:58
  Oh, he's done shoot the next one.
• 1:04:00
  I shot these kids fucking. I had a fucking I put the entire
• 1:04:05
  bucket of paint on one person. Fuck.
• 1:04:09
  So I shot him in the face. He's like, oh, and I went two
• 1:04:15
  more times and he falls back and when he falls back, he falls
• 1:04:19
  like flat back like this. Fucking did it pop pop out in
• 1:04:22
  the nuts twice. Boom.
• 1:04:24
  He's so he turtles up. So he turtles up, turtling up,
• 1:04:31
  he grabs nuts. He turtles up and like, turns
• 1:04:33
  his hip three times so that he's like, he doesn't know where to
• 1:04:41
  go into Michael Jackson. Like he's on the ground, has no
• 1:04:45
  idea where to go. And I'm just now, like, I'm
• 1:04:47
  picking him apart. Like, oh, his fucking pant leg
• 1:04:50
  came up ankle pow. Like now I'm just going for.
• 1:04:53
  Skin. I'm going for no padding.
• 1:04:56
  Like they're padded on the chest.
• 1:04:59
  They're not padded like anywhere else.
• 1:05:01
  My God, I'm just like killing his fucking paddling on the
• 1:05:04
  thighs. The fucking thing.
• 1:05:07
  Whole time the guy's like 52 and like.
• 1:05:10
  I. Don't know why I was an adult.
• 1:05:15
  I was a fool and I was like, I was like I was like 30 years
• 1:05:19
  old. Just a strong fun.
• 1:05:22
  I wasn't like a kid when I did this.
• 1:05:24
  I was a grown ass man. It was fucking funny.
• 1:05:29
  You gave me a paintball gun. They didn't say how I how I
• 1:05:32
  can't shoot people. That's just common sense.
• 1:05:35
  No, it's not. No it's not.
• 1:05:37
  I'm glad. We got a good story of that.
• 1:05:46
  That was the only time I ever went to like a haunted house
• 1:05:48
  thing. It was fucking great.
• 1:05:51
  It's so much fun. It's so much fun.
• 1:05:53
  If you have a chance and then you can go to a place to shoot
• 1:05:55
  people with paintballs, do that. It's satisfying.
• 1:05:59
  Just like somebody up with a paintball gun.
• 1:06:03
  But so do you ever go to Elysburg?
• 1:06:06
  That was pretty good. It's cheap to the Elysburg
• 1:06:08
  Haunted house, like a walk through one.
• 1:06:09
  The nobles. One, it's it's by nobles, but
• 1:06:12
  it's not in nobles. It's like it's called the
• 1:06:15
  Elysburg haunted House. That's right by like a fire
• 1:06:16
  company. I have heard about that though.
• 1:06:19
  It's really good. It's cheap.
• 1:06:20
  Yeah. Like you have Field of Screams,
• 1:06:23
  you have Shocktoberfest, you have Jason's Woods, you have
• 1:06:26
  there's like four or five near us.
• 1:06:28
  I never went to the other crazy ones.
• 1:06:30
  Yeah. I don't like, I don't mind being
• 1:06:33
  scared, but I don't like having to walk through stuff and not
• 1:06:36
  know what's going to happen. They separated us when we went
• 1:06:38
  last. Time CNC can't go over here but
• 1:06:40
  still terrified. The chainsaw guy, you're like,
• 1:06:43
  oh please no, don't. No, not the not blade on.
• 1:06:46
  It. Yeah, I know with the chainsaw.
• 1:06:48
  I play along. You're crazy silly.
• 1:06:55
  It's not on. Like the fuck?
• 1:06:58
  I play the nose game the whole time.
• 1:07:00
  I was at the one time where I just put my nose on them without
• 1:07:03
  them seeing me and see how many times I could touch somebody in
• 1:07:06
  my nose. And practical Joker's bit.
• 1:07:08
  What do you mean? Where like you just you put your
• 1:07:10
  nose on somebody without them knowing it and then everyone
• 1:07:13
  else around sees it and they would everyone is counting how
• 1:07:16
  many people I would get I. Was just fucking dead.
• 1:07:19
  Yes, let me put my nose on strangers.
• 1:07:21
  Yeah, it was fun. Speaking of the Impractical
• 1:07:24
  Jokers, 2 of them are cancelled now.
• 1:07:26
  Really. Yeah, they people are coming out
• 1:07:29
  being like I was 16 years old. They were grooming me for for
• 1:07:33
  giving me free meet and greet tickets and to ask me to come to
• 1:07:35
  the hotel rooms and stuff. Oh.
• 1:07:39
  Joe and Murr are under fire right now.
• 1:07:42
  No, yeah. Sal and Q still safe as of now.
• 1:07:46
  That's the craziest. Part yeah, I can't.
• 1:07:48
  Q better be good. I like QQQ's.
• 1:07:52
  Q's connected to like Kevin Smith and all those guys he's
• 1:07:56
  connected to, like the Kevin Smith team and Kevin's.
• 1:07:59
  I lost Dave Grohl to, to, to this infidelity.
• 1:08:03
  Infidelity. I can't lose Kevin Smith.
• 1:08:06
  Kevin Smith's My Last American Jesus.
• 1:08:09
  That's fine. Yeah, you.
• 1:08:11
  Still got Mark Wahlberg. No, he's gone, long gone.
• 1:08:15
  He's I like him as an actor, but now he's.
• 1:08:18
  So do you know any like old school Mark Wahlberg?
• 1:08:21
  He almost went to jail for manslaughter for like attempted
• 1:08:24
  manslaughter. He was robbing a store and as he
• 1:08:28
  was running out of the store, he stole.
• 1:08:29
  He had a bottle in his hand like he was going to steal it.
• 1:08:32
  And this Asian dude stepped in front of him and he called him a
• 1:08:35
  racial slur and then hit him in the face of the bottle so he can
• 1:08:39
  get through the door because the guy was trying to stop them
• 1:08:42
  before they ran out so they can get them for shoplifting because
• 1:08:46
  he was like a teenager. How long ago was this?
• 1:08:47
  He was like a teenager and he hit the dude in the face.
• 1:08:50
  He hit the 30. Years.
• 1:08:52
  Ago yeah, he hit the he hit the guy in the face of the bottle
• 1:08:54
  and put him in like criminal condition almost killed him, but
• 1:08:57
  also because he yelled the racial slurry for he did it.
• 1:09:00
  He was charged with like a hate crime and almost attempted
• 1:09:02
  murder. And then his brother at the time
• 1:09:05
  hit big with Donnie, hit big with new kids in the block.
• 1:09:10
  So they paid for the legal fees to get him out of trouble.
• 1:09:12
  But his thing was then that's when he got into like modeling
• 1:09:14
  and like early acting because they're like you got to get off
• 1:09:18
  the streets. You're going to get in trouble.
• 1:09:20
  So like his brother got like, she should have had like serious
• 1:09:23
  charges, but his brother got away, like got him out of all of
• 1:09:25
  them. They're like so early.
• 1:09:27
  So he got caught with that early on.
• 1:09:28
  Then he said some weird stuff about 911.
• 1:09:31
  Like if I was on that flight, it would have never happened.
• 1:09:33
  I would have fucking saved the day.
• 1:09:35
  Yeah, he pulled one of those and now he's just pumping that that
• 1:09:39
  God app. Yeah.
• 1:09:42
  Yeah, he's he's he's on like he's on the God app and he's
• 1:09:45
  he's also part of that big marketing team that's making
• 1:09:48
  anti woke movies. He's like, yeah, So what?
• 1:09:52
  A shame. Yeah, the guy who Dirk Digler,
• 1:09:55
  you know what I mean. That guy went anti woke on us.
• 1:10:00
  The Funky Bunch, Marky Mark of the Funky Bunch.
• 1:10:02
  He he left this Funky Bunch behind.
• 1:10:05
  Does. He still have a third nipple.
• 1:10:09
  Oh. Do you think he cosmetically got
• 1:10:11
  rid of that? What?
• 1:10:13
  I never knew he had a third nipple.
• 1:10:15
  Who? Has a third nipple.
• 1:10:15
  Mark Wahlberg? No, he doesn't.
• 1:10:17
  No, he never did go. Go it, go, go it.
• 1:10:22
  Did Mark Wahlberg have three nipples?
• 1:10:25
  They made a whole freaking Family Guy episode about it.
• 1:10:30
  I don't believe you. Someone looked this up.
• 1:10:35
  Yes, Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple, a condition known as
• 1:10:39
  supernumerancy. Oh no.
• 1:10:41
  Super supernumerary nipple, which he has publicly joked
• 1:10:46
  about. I'm going to throw up.
• 1:10:49
  Thank you, Thank you. I don't want I know something
• 1:10:52
  more about. Michael, I guess I can't.
• 1:10:54
  I guess I can't. Oh, he does.
• 1:10:56
  I'd throw. Oh, he does.
• 1:10:58
  He has a little nipple one or his nipple.
• 1:11:02
  Oh, that's not at all what I was expecting.
• 1:11:04
  I knew a kid who had. Like Futurama when like straight
• 1:11:08
  up she gets. 1/3 boob. Yeah.
• 1:11:13
  So the kid I knew had a third nipple.
• 1:11:17
  He had a third nipple on his side, like all right by his,
• 1:11:20
  like almost under his armpit and had like an areola and
• 1:11:23
  everything. And it would get hard and
• 1:11:25
  everything. We used to play with his 3rd at
• 1:11:27
  football practice. We play with his third nipple.
• 1:11:29
  I did it Pierce. Oh my God, that's amazing.
• 1:11:34
  If you're, if you're watching this but you're not, I hope you
• 1:11:37
  should go get your third nipple pierced.
• 1:11:38
  Oh, how awesome. That would be great if you had a
• 1:11:41
  third nipple. You have to Pierce it.
• 1:11:44
  And only that one. Only that one.
• 1:11:47
  It's like, yeah, I have a wild side.
• 1:11:49
  You're like, hey my. Bumble in.
• 1:11:51
  Question, is it like a pair deal if you get 2 tits done?
• 1:11:55
  Like can you throw a third in for free?
• 1:11:59
  I could never get that my nipples pierced.
• 1:12:01
  No. I feel like it would hurt so
• 1:12:03
  much. It does do.
• 1:12:06
  You have yours done, yeah. Yeah, I want to get them done
• 1:12:13
  1/3 time. I just I'm down them.
• 1:12:16
  You had something else pierced at one point in time too.
• 1:12:18
  Lots of piercings. Do you want to turn that into a
• 1:12:20
  topic? Piercings.
• 1:12:22
  I've had I'm. Not the one.
• 1:12:24
  Piercing septum pierced? I had the Medusa piercing,
• 1:12:28
  vertical brave piercing, my tongue pierced, my nipples were
• 1:12:32
  done twice. I've had my belly button done.
• 1:12:35
  Two or three. Have you ever seen people do
• 1:12:40
  both? Yeah, Yep, they get like.
• 1:12:46
  A cross, yeah, I was going to get that done.
• 1:12:50
  Ouch. But I don't think I had enough
• 1:12:52
  nip. So one's one's dug deeper 1
• 1:12:58
  isn't, but they're symmetrical as fuck.
• 1:13:03
  I wouldn't be able to hold hemostats on somebody's nipple
• 1:13:05
  and try to figure out like, sorry, like I'm not, I don't.
• 1:13:09
  How deep do you want it? Right, but.
• 1:13:12
  Sit down and shut the fuck up. I want to get my nose pierced.
• 1:13:17
  I want to this I want to get like a hoop stud deal the.
• 1:13:20
  Hoop drags you on your your nose and creates that big hole.
• 1:13:25
  Studs are fine because I originally had the changes.
• 1:13:28
  I want a tight tight hoop though I don't want to go bigger hoop.
• 1:13:32
  What? They're saying is that it
• 1:13:33
  stretches like. That's fine it.
• 1:13:35
  Pulls down and it's not going to be a hole.
• 1:13:37
  Because normally I hate the thought of having a hole there.
• 1:13:42
  I don't know why but it's like I see.
• 1:13:47
  I don't know if I could ever get like my lips done type of thing
• 1:13:50
  like. I always wanted my lip Pierce
• 1:13:53
  and then the 90s that were over and I was over.
• 1:13:55
  It's cool here and there, but like now when I see somebody
• 1:13:57
  with snake bites, I'm like. Snake bites too much.
• 1:14:00
  I think one lip is fine. Like one who is.
• 1:14:01
  Fine, like doing that, it ended up like I feel like it's digging
• 1:14:05
  in your gum and just after time it's going to create some I
• 1:14:09
  don't. Want to get my other ear
• 1:14:10
  pierced. I have one side done but not the
• 1:14:12
  other, so I want to get. Seeing everybody get like the
• 1:14:14
  cuffs, Yeah. Oh, that's so pretty.
• 1:14:17
  I. Don't want to do all that, I
• 1:14:19
  just want this and put my little devil earrings in and get my
• 1:14:22
  nose pierced and call it a day. Get your industrial then.
• 1:14:26
  What's that? No, I don't want.
• 1:14:29
  That a big. Bar I'm not a big piercer.
• 1:14:31
  I'm not a big piercer, no, I only want just the ear.
• 1:14:35
  So we all have like 10 piercings, like hi guys, we're
• 1:14:38
  back. Yeah.
• 1:14:40
  Do you have a good breath? I have like the gauge cheek that
• 1:14:44
  has a clear. Plug, you see your teeth, you
• 1:14:46
  see? All the tongue and everything
• 1:14:47
  here. We put a flashlight on the other
• 1:14:48
  side. Fucking weird.
• 1:14:53
  We did just find all my gauges. I can gauge your ear.
• 1:14:56
  Yeah. One, I might, I might gauge it.
• 1:14:58
  I don't know if I get them both Pierce, just gauge them.
• 1:15:01
  Just get gauge them a little bit.
• 1:15:04
  We'll be well. You're going.
• 1:15:06
  To sit down. We could take that like it.
• 1:15:08
  We could take the gauging for the ears and start sounding.
• 1:15:10
  Oh. You're going to do that?
• 1:15:12
  Yeah, I. Got you.
• 1:15:13
  I'm going to throw up. You said you wanted to try it.
• 1:15:16
  They're only this long. It's much more suited better for
• 1:15:18
  you. It sucks that are.
• 1:15:22
  You using it as a microphone then like it's like a TikTok
• 1:15:26
  mini mic but it's like. Speaking of microphones,
• 1:15:30
  somebody wanted to take someone wanted to take a photo of
• 1:15:34
  something and Photoshop a microphone on it and post on a
• 1:15:37
  website. What?
• 1:15:40
  You said that you weren't going to do that.
• 1:15:42
  Yeah, but I didn't do it. I know, I just thought that's to
• 1:15:46
  remind me of us. Taking a picture of your drunk
• 1:15:48
  and turning into a microphone. She had a photo of it.
• 1:15:50
  It was not just a picture of his junk.
• 1:15:52
  I looked like I was beatboxing. I just was.
• 1:15:55
  Too, She was doing something else in the photo and she was
• 1:15:58
  going to Photoshop Matt out and like she's holding a microphone.
• 1:16:02
  I was like. Yo, I'm Japanese.
• 1:16:04
  News. And she's like.
• 1:16:06
  Oh my God, you have to do that? It's funny as fuck.
• 1:16:11
  Legitimately find this picture just to show you because you
• 1:16:14
  can't see anything else anyway. It's funny to me.
• 1:16:17
  It's funny. Oh, wait, wait, wait, what are
• 1:16:19
  you showing here? I'm not showing my Dick on
• 1:16:21
  podcast. Oh, there's a.
• 1:16:23
  Microphone in the way. Oh, you already made it.
• 1:16:25
  There's a microphone in the way. It's one of those little tiny
• 1:16:30
  mics that's like fucking the little the content created
• 1:16:33
  sheets, I told. You I was like, if you're uncut,
• 1:16:36
  you just stuff it in the top and it's no microphone.
• 1:16:42
  That's crazy. All right.
• 1:16:45
  Do we have anything else or we wrap this one up?
• 1:16:47
  I have to see this picture I. Have to find that.
• 1:16:50
  Might. As well.
• 1:16:51
  Wrap it up. You have to how far you have to
• 1:16:54
  go? Well, I took that picture like 2
• 1:16:56
  years ago. Oh my God.
• 1:16:57
  Jeez, look how fast you're going.
• 1:17:00
  She keeps everything. She keeps everything.
• 1:17:03
  She has text message. She has text messages from
• 1:17:06
  fucking 12 years ago. I had them from 10 years ago,
• 1:17:09
  but I just not ten years ago because my phone was only like 4
• 1:17:12
  years old, four years old. So I went through my shit.
• 1:17:17
  I went through all my texts. I was so tired of seeing all
• 1:17:19
  this. I'm like, who the fuck is this?
• 1:17:21
  Yeah, gave Brittany the money. Who the fuck is?
• 1:17:26
  This. I fucking delete.
• 1:17:28
  Delete. As soon as I post it on social
• 1:17:29
  media, I delete it off my phone. I just opened my phone.
• 1:17:32
  It's a shirtless Mark Wahlberg. It's like, whoa, what did I?
• 1:17:35
  What was I looking? Like downloaded Facebook to use
• 1:17:40
  it and then you log off of it? No, no, like so so say.
• 1:17:44
  Picture on his phone. This is my gallery.
• 1:17:47
  My gallery is literally just upcoming podcast things and it's
• 1:17:52
  no photos but like once if I take a photo of us I post it
• 1:17:56
  online and I delete it off my phone.
• 1:17:59
  That's all the pictures on his phone.
• 1:18:00
  You just saw every picture. On his phone.
• 1:18:02
  That's fucked up because you're not going to what if Facebook
• 1:18:05
  ever gets I don't care. Crazy.
• 1:18:07
  You lose all the memory. Instagram will have it, Twitter
• 1:18:10
  will have it, some it'll be somewhere and if not then fuck
• 1:18:14
  it. I just I hate looking through.
• 1:18:17
  Girl, Oh my God. That's me.
• 1:18:21
  Yeah, definitely me. But all right, well, we'll wrap
• 1:18:26
  up here. Thank you guys.
• 1:18:27
  So much sound. Here's our sounding off.
• 1:18:35
  No, but we'll talk to you guys soon.
• 1:18:36
  Let us know in the comments any topics that you want us to
• 1:18:39
  cover. So we have these brain.
• 1:18:40
  Farts my shirt. Oh, big, the big Dick.
• 1:18:42
  And the big Dick is back in town.
• 1:18:44
  My grandmother kept staring at your shirt.
• 1:18:46
  It's funny. I know I felt so bad looking
• 1:18:51
  over at me. I'm like, girl, I'm like what
• 1:18:55
  you got on your plate, like. So hit us up with some ideas in
• 1:18:59
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• 1:19:01
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• 1:19:04
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• 1:19:09
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