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Season One, Episode 23: The Dusk Funnel Part 3: Buzzkill · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

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Greeting's kind of the. Out of the face.
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I'm Cannibal Chris. I'm our GM and we're 3 deep into
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the Dusk funnel. Who's coming with me?
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Hello, I'm Levi. I'm playing Sasha.
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I'm Thomas and I'm playing Rusik, who's?
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High as a kite, yeah. I'm Kevin and I'm playing Tommy
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and I'm 3 deep into a Sixer. Halfway there, Inception.
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And it's a me. Jake and I'm a playing this
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fiend. Oh Lord.
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He's ate it already. Yeah, he is.
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He's too deep. I'm Nate and I play Screech.
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Oh, I have four wives. Give Flail deep.
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So you guys are deep in the dust funnel so far while we're
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calling it the dust funnel 3 deep 312 actually kind of are
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actually. This is your third room down.
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So yes, so yes. This room again is completely
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filled with these weird holes in the ground that looks like
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they're being used for sleeping or storing bodies.
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You're not sure. Some of them are occupied, One
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of them is headless, one of them is has a corpse with its legs
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hanging out I think. I can't remember if he got out
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of there, but Spind and Rusic are still high on powder and
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Spind and Screech both have the blood Cough where 5 miseries
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deep and if you're curious as to which ones they are, it's
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24641416 and three two so look them up.
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They're all bad. They're all bad.
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Yeah. So you guys know you're looking
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for some powder and I guess that's sort of it.
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You're to what extent is on you guys, right?
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That's pretty much the sitrep exits out of this room there.
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There's still a shaft in the ceiling, but the broken spiral
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staircase in shambles below it. But also there's a narrow
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corridor leading out of this room into the dark that Sasha
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was going to leave, remember and didn't so.
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She's playing with the aggro. Yeah, he actually was.
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He literally was. It gets through.
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So that being the case, what do you guys do?
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Rusig is very enthusiastically tossing this room to try and
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find more powder. That's a great idea.
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Give me AD 6. That's a one.
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Give me AD 4. That's a poor.
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You're looking around this room looking for some powder.
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You're kind of Jones, and you're feeling yourself come down a
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bit, I'm sure. And you see one of these people
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in one of these tubes, with all them tubes.
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From their perspective, it probably feels like a tube.
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But you see, it looks like he's sleeping.
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Dad, you're not sure. He's unconscious either way,
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eyes closed, and he's wearing this little pout, little satchel
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around his neck. Yeah, Roosing is going to just
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reach over slowly down and just kind of grab.
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That OK. What did you roll in that D4
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again 4/4? OK as you grab it, you snap the
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string around his neck obviously, and obviously I
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assume you would, and you hear a jingling.
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As you do, you open it up to see there are 4 silver inside.
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I turn around, throw it across the room, and continue, like,
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looking around. You hear the jingling, you.
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Oh, you guys, the rest of you hear that and you see that that
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satchel just disappear into one of these holes.
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All these fresh corpses look freshly itchy and I'm gonna
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scrounge them while scratching at them.
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OK. That sounds good.
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Yeah, we'll move to that as that coin flies by.
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You see that? Just I'm.
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Looking for sugar too. I'm I'm currently in the throw.
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Right, right. Sugar, you do that, you're like
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clung at this guys. Bald head that's like about.
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You have the itchiest of the heads.
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Let me get that off for you. You're about the right height to
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to, like, just be standing there at this guy's head that.
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I don't need this no more as. As far as how deep they're in
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this hole, think of like a person buried in the sand up to
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their head. You know, that's sort of what
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you're seeing is just heads. And that's only the true because
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when you swung him at it like a club, like you just felt like
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that made sense at the time either way, So you're doing this
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and he wakes up immediately. He's just screaming bloody
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murder and let me. Grab your itchy tongue and I rip
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his tongue out. You rip his tongue out.
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Give me a strength test. I imagine that, like, roosting's
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in the background of the sushi. Yeah, cried more.
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Straight to yourself. Cried more.
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They're always like, mumbling to himself.
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Yeah, just mumbling. Just we need more of this, but
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more. 16. You.
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Yeah, you grab this guy's mouth open as he's screaming and he
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just. Pulls his tongue.
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Yeah, you need to wipe out of his mouth.
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And blood just like pouring out of the mouth and you steal the
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body. Go limp from the bloodshed.
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Probably cruel. You died of me instantly.
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That's pretty strange. But yeah, he did, apparently.
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I would want you also. But you notice around his neck.
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Give me D6. OK, two.
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Not around his neck, but necessarily his body.
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He's wearing a leather jerkin. Well, me not want this.
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I guess I go scratch another body up.
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OK, so you go looking for another body.
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Anybody else doing something here?
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While they're doing that, I'm actually going to start scooping
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up some of the mud and start packing it on my body, noticing
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that all the other people that have come at us have been
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covered in mud. And if we want to blend in, or
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at least if I want to blend in, I'm going to start packing mud
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on myself to kind of blend in and kind of like, hey guys, we
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this wouldn't be a bad idea. You know.
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Fuck, they didn't answer you with all that mud on there.
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You want me to help you with that?
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No, don't fucking touch me, OK? And I, you fucking weirdo.
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I don't know what to say. You know, I I took a little bump
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with that good stuff and everything's so scratchy.
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You look perfect. Though, yeah, maybe you should
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fucking settle down. You smell it like you need an
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itch. Tommy, stop playing with the mud
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and help me find more. Hey, hey, no, no, Rusik, I.
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We'll get you some fucking. Where's the bright?
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Boy, don't see shit if if we fucking blend in with the
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fucking natives, we could get more powder for you.
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What we need to do is blend it with the fucking natives.
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Get in there, infiltrate, get the shit and get the fuck out.
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He does speak the true, true, you know.
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Tommy, give me AD 6. OK, it's a four let.
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Me. Give me AD 4.
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OK, it's a four, OK. You're as you're scooping mud
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off the ground, you find a skeletal remains of an animal.
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Oh, OK, that's it. Look familiar?
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Or I mean, not really. Does.
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Kind of. Animal or.
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It looks like it may be a mole thing.
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It's kind of moleish. You're not really sure.
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OK. Oh, I hope it's not the copy,
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but I don't. Know what about Screech and and
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Sasha? What are you guys up to?
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I actually think that covering ourselves and mud is a pretty
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good idea. OK, so as Community Six then and
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Screech is also sees he sees Tommy do this, he's like, yeah.
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Smells Like Team Spirit 2. Two, you you notice as you're
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scooping up mud and you're like, you can't.
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There's not where you're standing, where you're looking
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around you. There's not as much mud as the
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Roseburg Kevin is or what Tommy was, probably because of who
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knows why. But you're like you notice that
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the guy in one of these, the tube right next to you, is just
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caked in mud as well and it's wet because of the IT looks like
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they're about belly button deep and like water in there, like a
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sludgy water. And as you so you're like
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scraping it off of him and you notice, and to put it yourself
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and you notice he's wearing just a leather jerking as well.
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We get a definition of jerking anyone.
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It's like a leather. Vest.
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I think. I think.
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It's the best, yeah. But somebody with a computer
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for. Like a tunic type?
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That makes sense. A leather jerking it.
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Goes over a. Short close fitting jacket.
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Oh. So it's like a leather jacket,
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like a tight leather jacket, like it's like a leather blazer.
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I can scrape mud off of it and fucking get the fuck away from
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this dude. Then that's fine with me.
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I I've got a shirt. His his head like flies back and
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he's snoring. Oh.
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They're fucking hard sleepers. Something de dress this man
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here. I'm not looking at de dress him,
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I just. I need to de mud him.
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You undress him with your eyes. As as you went back it out into
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there too, to scrape that stuff, it just smells like a like a
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like a blue room. It smells like an outhouse.
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Spirit, indeed. Sasha is going to smear herself
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as well. OK, give me these things.
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It's just Sizzle. Hopefully saw that they're
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leather jerking. You have to describe it if I can
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find this. Hopefully this helps me blend
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in. I'm glowing like a lollipop
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here, or whatever that is. Lollipops don't glow, Levi.
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Everyone's Oh my God. You find as you're like graping
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mud off of this pile, and you notice that you thought it was a
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rock, but you realize as you're uncovering it that it seems to
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be like a cast iron bomb. You know, like the old Acme
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bomb. You know, like the cast iron
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bomb. There's not like a fuse on it,
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right? Oh yeah, it's a long one.
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OK 'cause he's a fucking fireball.
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Yes, he is. I'm not on fire right now.
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Yeah, Aren't you always though? I'm.
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Glowing. Oh, he's glowing, right?
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Now I'm glowing right now. What's your like?
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What kind of he put I? Cannot hide, you know.
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It's like a smoulder. OK, right.
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Is it the eyes? The the luminescence.
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Yeah. I'm sure this will be handy in
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the future. Just going to roll that along
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with us. How big?
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How big is it? I would say.
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The size of the bowling ball fits.
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Yeah, that's that's. A good That's a big fucking
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bomb. So it's D10 damage to all
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creatures within a radius in feet equal to the damage roll.
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Oh God. Damn Rugos.
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Jesus. Equal to the damage roll?
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Oh man, there's not a lot of precision you can use with that.
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This is one of them. Open a door and shut it quickly.
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Oh yeah. Yeah, So, yeah.
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So with all this mud covering and looking through, is it been
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enough time to, like, catch our breath or whatever?
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I would say so, yeah. You guys aren't.
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You guys are kind of just milling around in a way, you
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know what I mean? OK, God, can we heal from this
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even? You guys it.
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Has to be a potion for us, right?
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You guys can't heal when resting, period.
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Fuck this game. Focus.
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Powder. I've got a couple potions well.
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I do also have the anal beads. He has.
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Anus Turdwad. Gave them to me.
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Do you remember? Yes, I do.
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But yes, I have. I have the sacred beads from.
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I don't know how. Much, you know, spin.
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So maybe hold on to your potions.
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Hold on. You're able to be I'm.
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Not going to. I'm not going to poke any of
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them up. Up you.
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Yeah, there's no way. I I'm at 4 out of seven, but I
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think. I think spend will be fine.
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He did all that Yoda shit earlier, He did.
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Do all that Yoda shit earlier. No, he did.
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He was a high though. I mean, so who knows what it
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really looked like. He's perspective.
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It's dope. But from your guy's perspective,
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he was just stumbling around mumbling, Yeah, he really killed
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people though. That's.
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True so. So you said we could get the
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benefit of taking like a rest right now.
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Yeah, I would say so. Like the one D4 if you're not
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inspected. Or blood.
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Coffee, blood, coffee, blood. Coffee.
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Please. That sounds good.
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So we're going to take one more turn to try to find some powder
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from. OK, what a what?
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A what? A Samaritan.
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Give me AD 6. He just knows the signs of
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addiction. She also wants to take it.
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Are they? Oh.
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I take a hit 4. Give me AD 40.
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No three. You find skeletal remains among
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this mud. More mole bodies.
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This is useless. Something to have a sad aura
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feeling crowding around the group.
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And I look at Rugus Rusik. Dyslexia.
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Real right now. Real.
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Real. Real.
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Yeah, we're not finding anything more in here.
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Well, hey, hey, hey, Rusik. Just take a second.
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Take a breath. You.
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Can listen to. Like.
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No, no, no, no. Bitch or.
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Whatever. I don't fucking care.
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I'm going to start walking towards.
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One of the doors I'm going to grab, just take a break and
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scratch your toes or something. I could help with that.
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Rusik, you take off towards the the narrow corridor and as you
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do you're starting to feel your heart, just like racing.
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I'm. Going to follow him.
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Yeah, there's a panic going on in the mind and you start to
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feel like the effects of it waning a little bit.
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I don't know. We'll go as far as that right
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now. You know when we're going with
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it, but like I. I just.
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I want to give you as much as chances.
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Well, why? I don't know, but.
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I imagine at this point now I'm like starting to catch my breath
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and just kind of. You don't look so good, buddy.
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I I I don't. I don't feel sick.
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Here, have some water. Sit down.
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Fucking take a take a second to. Yourself to fucking.
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It straight but no what no I I. Gotta do, I don't know.
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Tell me what they do. Let.
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That little troll touch. Me.
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No, no, no, no. I got you.
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I got. You this before.
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No, you haven't seen anything. No I've seen.
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Lots. And I tilt my good eye at them.
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Which one? I think it's the left.
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Brown one. Rusik will reach up and like,
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flick his little ear horn. Oh God damn, it said No, you're
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going to get all the mud in there.
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I just got to see her clogging it.
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As he did that, I feel like I spent.
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Some honey mustard, just like. We're going to.
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Honey mustard. But you know what it really is?
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You're crazy. I'm going to go find a dark
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corner and try to fix my ear ear canal thing.
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My ear. Horn ear infection.
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Fucking kids mess with me all the time.
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Drink some fucking water. Settle down, Rusik.
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We'll get you some powder. Just you're not looking too
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good, bud. You need to fucking get your
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head straight before we go on and well, do whatever the fuck
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we're going to do. Yeah, no, I just need more.
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I understand that. I get you.
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We'll we'll get it. But drink some fucking water and
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settle down. I can't have another fucking guy
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die on me. It's so soon, that's why it
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hurts. As he says that.
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It's a really. Sobering statement.
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And you feel come down, you crash hard so much that you're
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taking eight damage here, right? Because you gained four hit
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points. Temporaries.
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OK, so And what's your current hit points at?
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With that short rest, I was back up at 5:00.
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OK, so 8, you're taking your -3. So yeah, he says that you kind
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of sober up. There's that weird, like, mental
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zoom out, and then heart stops. He just claps.
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Oh. Boy, when you said.
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That I'm like, OK, come now, so. Like, yeah, it's basically
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rusing, like looking at Tommy nodding.
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And then there's one final dip as he nods, yes, And then just
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falls over. Dude, were they close?
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We didn't get to know him well enough.
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Were they close? That was like those two were.
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Close. That was the last person that
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Tommy knew in the group besides. Yeah, I feel like Jimmy Dean was
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like they'd known him for maybe a year and they're like, he's
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all right, but oh, fuck. Well, yeah.
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Well, I'm gonna kind of pull him off to the side.
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Or actually, is there one of those little tubes that's empty?
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Yeah. Oh yeah, plenty of them are
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empty. OK, I'd say they're like a
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portable. Kind of drag him over in one of
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them. Be like, I'm sorry, but you were
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fucking. You were good for the family and
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good for us. Good to me.
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You were one of the good ones, as I'm rifling through his
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pockets trying to see. What He's not in.
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Real. Good to you.
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Yeah. What does he find?
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Thomas. I still had 70 silver a crowbar,
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5 torches and three days of food.
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Get loaded. 5 torches. And a sudden, brand new fatal
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drug addiction. It happens.
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Then you just drop them into one of these tubes.
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I'm just gonna, I'm gonna slide them into one of those, 'cause
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you know, I'm not just gonna drop them in there.
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There's a boy, yeah, yeah. OK, Yeah.
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You just slide them in and he just like because of the like
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the the height or the depth of these things, his feet hit and
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he kind of slumps a little bit. But as he does, his head goes
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below the the the surface, the floor level, and his head kind
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of tilts back and with his dead eyes wide open, just staring.
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OK. Please will you poke him down?
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That's disturbing. Please don't fucking look.
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Hey, hey, hey, Give me a. Fucking second to let my say
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goodbye to my friend. And I'm going to take Uncle Raz
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off my shoulders like Uncle Raz. Keep an eye on Rusik for a
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while. Maybe he'll come back.
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Who fucking knows. If not, come find me down the
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shaft, OK? With that scream, a couple of
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these people wake up. Oh, good, because that's fucking
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loud and it just carries through the chamber and somebody wakes
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up. Who wakes up?
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Thomas. Oh shit.
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Oh. Shit, I mean.
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We're in this place, full of these nondiscript bodies.
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One of them could easily be you, you know.
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An individual who has both of their eyes have been replaced
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with smooth rune stones. The blood is still weeping from
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the sockets and with like broken rotting teeth.
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And he's like, I was trying to take a nap here.
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Oh, great. Another fucking.
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Mon. Oh yeah, another fucking asshole
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decided to wake me up. And that wasn't me, friend, but
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you look very itchy, your eyes so shiny and itchy.
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Here let me help with that. Shiny and itchy.
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Don't, don't. No.
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Don't. Don't touch.
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Me just come here a little closer.
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I'm in a problem. Don't you dare.
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I'm in a problem with the pole and try to get him loose from
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this cocoon. Oh my God.
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Oh shit, that's. Good.
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OK, before I ask for a. Roll for that, because that's
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going to happen. Who is this guy?
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What is his class? Give us a little something.
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This is Quill Knock. Oh God.
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What Quill? He's a villain, Yep.
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You can tell by the name. He is a profane survivor.
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That makes fucking sense. Yeah.
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OK. So you're trying to prod at him.
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I just. Want to shake him loose?
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What is your Agility score? -1 -1 so you're shooting for an
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11 to hit him in the face? That's 11 on the nuts.
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God damn. So the 14 total?
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Yeah. Yeah, you just like you're
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trying to poke his gem or his stones out of his eyes.
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I. Poke him right on the crook of
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the neck and shake him a little bit.
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Try to wedge him out of there are.
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You going to call that damage? No.
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OK, you're not trying to damage. Trying to get him out and get
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his eyes out. Just trying to jostle me a bit.
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Yeah, OK. Fair enough.
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Yeah, you stab right in the side of the neck with a stick.
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Come on, would you please like all of your your itchy?
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Eyes. Just drop them.
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No, they are permanent. OK, fine.
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What can you bring to the table? Maybe you signed on with a
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little bit of gold for Old Uncle Spind here.
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He's a lost cause. No, I keep walking.
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Which one? Don't listen.
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Don't listen to them. Fair enough.
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Sasha will explain later, but you are.
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Welcome to join us on the. Outskirts of leaving this place
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kind of like third wife did. The outskirts of leaving this
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place. Yeah, if if it's going to allow
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me to catch up with the cultists, any like gestures to
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the. Sir, your hands look very itchy.
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Eyes. He's like that did this to me.
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Right, I changed out and I pull out my.
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Follow you anywhere. I'm going to pull out my spare
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eyeball and you want to maybe trade for your itchy 1, this one
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fresh. One just like backhand it so it
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just goes like fine. That was for near sight.
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Now I only have farsight. Thank you.
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Thank you. Spend is pissed.
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And I'm gonna follow fucking Tommy and the rest of the.
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Group screeching them. Okay you.
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Fucking kids all over. Again, wait, so is Quinn
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Lockless, survivor of like, a cultist like sacrifice?
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Yes. Oh, cool.
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When you said that, I was like. Oh, we we.
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We may jump back into that. I love it.
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It's pretty good. I was just curious when you said
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that I was like if you. Survived the next room.
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Yeah. So the five of you lit by
20:30
Sasha's eyes. I think right now his.
20:32
Bald. Body, I think.
20:33
Oh, so it's like the old vision where either just like a white
20:35
yellow thing, just a glow. That's what I'm picturing a.
20:39
Big Glow stick. Yeah, a big glow stick.
20:41
So you guys go through this narrow corridor and it opens up
20:44
to another large chamber, about the same size as the one you
20:47
just came from, but no holes in the floor.
20:49
This room, though, is a total pig style.
20:51
Just everything, just everywhere.
20:54
Tools piled haphazardly in no discernible order, mostly
20:57
shovels, pigs, other digging instruments, several dozen
21:00
wheelbarrows in various states of uselessness.
21:03
A lot of them still the soil. Wow.
21:04
I feel very well comfortable in this place.
21:07
Reminds me of home. Very nice.
21:09
Fucking gross. You also notice a dark corridor
21:13
on the other side of this room that looks like it's kind of
21:15
sloping downward. Also, you notice a spiral
21:19
staircase, much like the one you destroyed in the previous room
21:22
going up. Does that one look just as
21:24
shitty? It does.
21:27
It looks shoddy the the word that is used.
21:30
Close enough. So is this like the Powder Lab?
21:33
I don't understand. This room, I'm trying to put
21:35
this, if you're looking around, you're like, this must be where
21:36
they throw their shit, you know what I mean?
21:39
Like their tools and whatnot. Room OK.
21:41
So I restoring them that going further down is where we're
21:45
going. Oh, you know they always want to
21:46
say to get the deeper what as they once was told by a very
21:52
long time friend who turned out to be Spin's lawyer.
21:55
Actually if you have problem, Spin knows guy.
21:58
He gets you out of it. Screech.
22:00
No big deal. Tell you do what you don't talk
22:04
much, Screech, You know that. I handle my own litigation.
22:09
I keep moving. Fucking Christ, I don't
22:12
understand his accent. Maybe different dialect?
22:16
Maybe he doesn't want to fucking talk to you either.
22:18
Nobody else wants to talk to me and Tommy.
22:20
This is. You guys known each other for a
22:23
long period of time? Yes, I would say.
22:25
Really complex back story fucking.
22:27
Yeah, that's the best. Guy to say you too fun.
22:33
Anything in this room jumping out aside from just random tools
22:37
and bullshit? No, looks like it's exactly as
22:39
we described. Nothing that looks itchy.
22:42
Actually, give me a presence test.
22:44
Anybody. Everybody.
22:45
Had natural one. What does that get me?
22:47
Nice. Nothing at all.
22:48
OK. Hearing loss, I hear, is no
22:50
affected. I also got a natural one.
22:55
Also affected? I'm just kidding.
22:57
No, you're not affected. I rolled The Dirty 1.
22:59
Oh God, what is? Happening.
23:01
Did anybody roll anything good? I.
23:03
No, I got a six. All right, never mind all.
23:07
Right. I don't think this is the place.
23:09
No, this is a mystery. You're right, Sasha.
23:13
What? What's this guy deal to?
23:15
To spin like he's leaking from his ears?
23:18
He's. I've been here before, maybe.
23:21
I can't remember. Finn has been around for a long
23:24
time. He's been around the block.
23:26
Oh, you could say that. Oh my gosh.
23:28
What's your deal, Glow stick? Although he's a goblin, let that
23:32
be known. Same as Tommy.
23:34
Oh, Yep, Yep. Yeah, Also.
23:35
And this guy's not human or something.
23:38
I'm a level 1 apprentice for an element.
23:40
Yeah, whatever those words are supposed.
23:42
To be I tried to tell you, you signed up as Finn.
23:45
He got you. Look at Sasha.
23:46
He's we. Got you in a good deal.
23:49
That's how I level up. He wants to get to that Level 2
23:51
bracket where you get to live, a bit of timeshare, a nice little
23:54
plot of lamb. I'll give you a deal better than
23:59
what he got. What a douche.
24:10
My sister got caught up in one of those type schemes.
24:14
I haven't talked to her for six years since.
24:16
Well, it sounds like your sister was a fucking idiot.
24:19
I don't know. Zombie's walking off down the
24:23
corridor. Look looks at spin, looks at
24:25
Sasha, and just like follows after time I.
24:29
Tell you what, Sasha, Weird did clowns.
24:32
All of them. They don't understand.
24:34
What about you, Screech. Screech.
24:35
Oh, he's fucking gone too. Yeah.
24:37
Yeah, the first one to go, you guys are heading down that
24:41
sloping corridor, right? You're not going upstairs, OK?
24:43
I figured. So you guys.
24:46
Head on down this sloping cavern corridor and these natural caves
24:51
brunning with these weird bulbous fungi.
24:53
Water streams down the walls and the the air is thick with
24:56
humidity in here and you notice like, it's just branching and
25:00
branching. And you guys are kind of just
25:02
taking, I mean how you used to know which way to go.
25:05
So you guys are kind of just going as they take you.
25:07
You notice these strange fibrous mushrooms shaped like eyeballs
25:12
the size of pumpkins, growing in clumps throughout the caves.
25:15
Fucking wonderful. Right.
25:19
Now how the? Powder is branded.
25:21
Do we just sing it loose or what?
25:23
We're gonna. Smash it up until it find us.
25:26
The first wife told me all there is to know about.
25:29
Shrooms and shaking let. Me tell you.
25:32
So yeah. Yeah, you know who else I think
25:34
might have something to do with? I've been eyeing your pipes.
25:37
Screech. You maybe, You know.
25:40
You know what? Law is right, I'm going to
25:42
gesture towards the wall with my stick.
25:44
You, me, me and Sasha, we maybe we sit.
25:47
We take a little break pipe. I'm not going to have sex with
25:51
you. Fair enough.
25:56
I don't. Yeah, fair enough.
25:58
I fucking. As he says that to you like your
26:02
high goes away. Yeah, I'm.
26:03
Coming down. OK, that brought you right down.
26:06
Shut down. Shut.
26:08
Down. Buzzkill, I'm going to I'm going
26:10
to grab a bunch of these shrooms and stuff them into my backpack.
26:14
Oh sure, hold them all for yourself.
26:16
God, my fucking fingers hurt. As you as you grab one this puff
26:20
of spores like a myth from it, give me a toughness test.
26:23
Wonderful. Natural 20.
26:25
OK, That's why I wasn't going to be rolling with you fucking
26:28
losers. No way.
26:30
Yeah. It smells mouth watering.
26:36
You get that sport in your nose, you yeah, you know, like this is
26:39
going to be good. You're ready.
26:42
Wonderful. I'm I'm just going to toss a
26:44
bunch of them in my my bag for now.
26:46
OK, give me It's AD 8. That'll determine how many you
26:49
end up with. All right.
26:50
Besides the pumpkins. Oh God, yeah, two.
26:52
OK. Yeah, maybe that's the new 4.
26:54
Yeah, so you got two big old pumpkin sized mushrooms.
26:57
The shapes of eyeballs. Oh, yeah.
27:03
Oh. I know squeeze all that talk
27:05
about sex and now this. I don't know how to know if I
27:08
want to walk with you no more. You just get so excited.
27:11
I. Push them over God.
27:13
Damn it. What's your Agility?
27:16
+3 Yeah, give me strength 15. You your hive just wore off, is
27:21
it still +3? Oh fuck no.
27:23
It's plus one. OK.
27:25
Strength Dr. 12 I mean. Just wore off.
27:26
That's bullshit. I don't know why we're doing
27:27
this. It makes no difference.
27:28
Yeah. Then it's 17.
27:31
Yeah, just floored him. But as he does, he hits.
27:35
One of these these these mushrooms like, it's like it's a
27:37
pillow like you got and give me a tones test as these spores you
27:41
see it disappears into a solid 4.
27:44
Shit. Toughness, you say?
27:45
Yes. Dr. 10.
27:47
Oh, ten. Oh, you.
27:49
Got a 10. I got a 10.
27:50
Oh, it's a soft landing. Smells fungal.
27:56
Delicious. What about the other three guys
27:57
here? I'm going to grab a mushroom and
28:00
I'm going to start mashing it down into.
28:02
A punching it pretty. Much, Yeah.
28:03
Just into like a powder. All right.
28:06
So as you do, you just, like, punch it?
28:09
Like, just shoot a bunch of it, Yeah.
28:10
And it just like launches this powder.
28:13
Give me another. Toughness test here 10 You guys
28:15
are trying to get the failed business.
28:16
Oh, that's a natural 20. God damn, sounds good.
28:21
As like that. Spore dust settles, you see.
28:23
His face is just caked in it and it's like kind of burnt on you
28:26
because of the heat. I imagine you kind of emit.
28:28
I'm really going to enjoy this after the break.
28:53
Hey. So, Sasha, you're staring at one
28:58
of these pumpkin mushrooms. Yeah, I'm grinding it down.
29:03
You're grinding it down? Oh, yeah, Yeah.
29:05
What are you gonna do with it? I'm.
29:06
Gonna snort it. What the fuck?
29:09
OK, these other two kids. She thinks it's.
29:11
Powder. She thinks it's where the powder
29:13
comes from. I'm going to ingest it.
29:15
OK. What is wrong with these?
29:16
Guys, I don't fucking know. I wanted to get on their level,
29:21
OK? Give me a toughness test.
29:25
And since you're like going directly with it, that Dr. is
29:28
not going to be a 10 anymore. It's going to be let's go 16
29:31
because that seems like to be like that and not have it affect
29:34
you. You want this?
29:35
It's inside you now. OK.
29:38
To two it wouldn't have failed regardless.
29:40
Give me AD 4. 2. What does it happen?
29:43
Oh God. And then AD 3.
29:46
What is what? 1.
29:48
So you are overcome with paranoid rage.
29:50
For the next one hour, everyone becomes a threat, and your
29:53
delusional state convinces you that you're the only one who can
29:57
save the day. What does that mean exactly?
29:59
So everyone's a threat, but I'm the one that can save the day.
30:03
You are a little. Like if we go against you and
30:05
you're trying to save the day. You're the hero in this story,
30:08
yeah, and the rest of us are just.
30:11
In his way to. Attack them.
30:14
That's what everyone do. I.
30:16
Do I have to, like, watch my back?
30:17
Oh, they're out to get me, OK. How do you?
30:19
Perceive that as Sasha. Yeah, everybody.
30:22
Everyone becomes a threat. I understand your.
30:24
Delusional state convinces you that you're the only.
30:26
One this game, I got it. All right, my brother.
30:28
No. My mother.
30:30
And Levi knows how to play a game.
30:32
We're fucked. OK.
30:33
So were you guys close enough? OK, we were like, there's got to
30:37
be sports everywhere. Oh, right, right.
30:38
Yeah. Yeah.
30:40
I'll just say Rusik, but wait too soon.
30:43
Ouch. Quidlock and Tommy both also
30:45
give me those Dr. 10 toughness tests. 15.
30:49
Nice natural 20. Nice.
30:50
Oh. Yeah, so you're just you're just
30:53
digging it. Everybody's normal.
30:55
Yeah, everyone's pretty except for one.
30:57
What are? You looking?
31:00
At you're right, they seem to be going from smoldering to pissed
31:03
off. What's What's up your butt,
31:04
buttercup? What's staring at me?
31:07
I'm not looking. At it I'm.
31:08
Barely looking at you, one eye is drifting to the left.
31:11
As always. Yeah.
31:12
Keep on drifting, buddy. You're here.
31:15
If anything, you're the bottom of the pyramid.
31:18
Remember spin schemes? I'm.
31:21
Trying to move up in this bitch. You got to get out of my way.
31:23
Yeah, you are moving up right on my list of getting the fuck off.
31:27
The scheme train give you a little bit of rope and you go
31:33
and hang yourself and you're nuts all at the same time.
31:36
I warned you Sasha. You can't be doing this shit
31:38
testing your own product. Just get out of training and.
31:42
I'm going to push him over. I'm going to push him over.
31:44
Oh. Great again you're.
31:45
Going to push him over, yeah. I'm going to push with your
31:46
agility. +1 OK, Yep. So Dr. 13 to push him over.
31:51
That is a 19. 19. Just floors them.
31:57
Do another. Oh, in the mushrooms, Yes, yes.
32:02
Yeah, this started working. 22 OK, give me AD 4.
32:06
OK, it's. Gonna be good I.
32:09
Swear this is not me. This is the mushrooms.
32:12
Yeah, OK. OK, what I say Yeah, say that it
32:14
really time happens. 4/4 Give me AD 3 33 Overloaded neurons fry
32:24
your ability to tap into the more ethereal aspects of your
32:27
corporeal existence, and you lose your use of powers and
32:32
omens for the next three hours. You.
32:35
Know, you know what? So, so I feel kind of sad about
32:38
life right now, so I'm just going to fuck off, OK?
32:41
Good. You know what, Jill?
32:42
Yeah, you're right. On your sword or some shit.
32:47
OK, I'm going to take this 10 foot pole and just shove.
32:50
It up. Your ass, yeah.
32:52
Right, this has been a rough day.
32:56
I'm out. Of here.
32:58
I'm going to look back at Quill. Not going to be like if you want
33:00
to go back to your tube and go, I don't fucking blame you.
33:06
What is wrong with you people? Sasha.
33:09
Is just. Walking down the next corridor,
33:11
she's gone. She's out of here.
33:14
Noted. I I get it.
33:16
This guy is like your your human trash can or whatever and you
33:20
just dump all of your negative shit on him.
33:22
I'm. Just going to open my mouth.
33:24
Up, Yeah. But but her her issue I.
33:29
I spit over my shoulder into his mouth.
33:32
You're already gone, I. Came back.
33:35
I came back. Yeah, I already noted it.
33:37
It's been noted, motherfucker, I noted.
33:43
I mean, I assume you guys need a light source, so you might want
33:47
them. Yeah, you did leave them in the.
33:48
Dark. Sorry, but yeah, you did leave
33:50
them in the dark. Note my rune eyes allow me to
33:54
see in the dark. Oh, also, you're not really in
33:57
the dark, but you're acting in the dark.
33:59
Yeah, yeah. Also, Tommy looted his friend
34:00
and got 5 torches. True.
34:02
That unlit torches, of course, lighting those motherfucker.
34:06
But so. You're going to follow the the
34:09
the strange one or stick with this strange one.
34:12
Why? Why is everyone?
34:13
That strange one. Oh yeah, creepy man in the
34:16
shadows. Thank you.
34:17
Screech What do you think? Good point.
34:23
I'm going to follow. Sasha, you're.
34:26
Going to follow Sasha. I'm just going to follow Sasha.
34:28
OK. Anybody following Tommy, I'll.
34:31
Follow Tommy. You all are.
34:32
Yeah. Well, that's the end.
34:34
I'm going to dejectedly follow after everyone I'm I'm in the
34:38
back. OK, I got you.
34:39
The whole time I'm just, I imagine.
34:41
Like that sad walk and just like dragging his pole behind him.
34:45
Yeah, I'm holding out on the very tip of it, so 10 feet is
34:47
just dragging behind me. And this whole time I'm just
34:51
peering randomly over my shoulders.
34:53
Of course. Picking up speed.
34:56
How are you? You you see occasionally.
34:58
Out for long stretches because you guys are, you don't know
35:00
where the fuck you're going, but you're like winding through
35:03
these tunnels and stuff. Occasionally, during long
35:05
stretches, you see around like the last corner, you'll look
35:08
back and you see Tommy quit. Tommy, you freaks.
35:12
No, no. We're a fucking team.
35:13
Get back here. What the fuck is your problem?
35:15
Well, Carl, up your butt and diet.
35:17
You OK? That's.
35:20
Fair slowly look at Tommy like. I was right in front.
35:23
Of sick. Fuck.
35:24
I was right in front of you with nothing.
35:26
I didn't do nothing. Sasha, give me AD 12.
35:29
Oh, good. I like to roll.
35:32
What's up? That's.
35:32
AD 20, by the way. Oh yeah, OK, good.
35:37
You're good. I get mixed up sometimes.
35:39
Hey, same brother. 7. Same brother.
35:45
You're just power walking through these tunnels like you,
35:47
like you know where you're going, but you don't just
35:50
there's a ton of rodents like you're like, wow, that's all of
35:52
my rodents. Like they don't really give a
35:55
shit about you. Power walking through here being
35:57
a torch and all. Even also give me a presence
35:59
test. Dr. 16.
36:01
Yes. Is this for like things hiding
36:05
in my vicinity? No.
36:07
No. OK, because.
36:08
That's a good question. OK, good.
36:10
I think that's some kind of boon to that.
36:12
I rolled the two. You rolled the two.
36:13
OK, Yeah. So you, you, you continue to do
36:16
this. Obviously, Tommy, you're kind
36:18
of, you can see where he is usually just due to the light
36:21
that he emits. So like, even though he, like,
36:24
you can't see him directly sometimes, but you see like like
36:27
a like the glow around the corner, you know what I mean?
36:29
That he's emitting. So yeah.
36:30
Are you, are you keeping on his heels the whole time?
36:32
Are you trying to. I'm trying to, yeah.
36:33
Are you trying to catch up to him?
36:34
That's the question. I'm trying to catch out to calm
36:36
her down, yeah. OK, I like the idea of an
36:38
agility test. You know what I mean?
36:40
You're trying to like you're trying to catch him.
36:42
You're power walking. So what's your agility modifier?
36:44
We'll use that as a Dr. 1. A1 So a Dr. 13 and you caught
36:47
her. It's a 17 + 2, so 19.
36:50
That's nice. So yeah, you catch up to and is
36:53
everybody else, like hot on Tommy's heels?
36:54
That's my question. Is everybody just like power?
36:56
Walking through this place to be trying to catch sauce, he's
37:00
really goofy to me, just. Enough effort to keep him
37:02
insight, OK, And since I don't need additional light, I'm just.
37:07
They're good. Yeah.
37:07
You don't need what he I'll. Be up there with Tommy, though.
37:09
OK. Yeah.
37:10
I suppose you guys are trying to keep in the light or you know,
37:12
OK, so very cool. So everybody pretty much caught
37:14
up to you at this point, Sasha. I mean, you could, you could
37:17
attribute it to. You're being very short.
37:20
Can't move the quickest. I'll make the most distance
37:23
rather. Where the hell are you going,
37:25
Sasha? You.
37:25
Keep your distance and stay away.
37:27
No, no. No.
37:27
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
37:31
What? I will keep my distance.
37:34
I just want to know where the fuck?
37:36
Why are you running off right now 20?
37:38
Paces stay back. 20 paces? You can't count the height.
37:41
First off, really settled down. She's shaking her sword at you.
37:48
The sword that talks shit to you.
37:50
You fucking piece of shit, both of you.
37:54
Oh, of you. Did that sword just talk?
37:58
Yeah, it's a complex back story. Oh yeah, we already did that
38:00
bit. We did.
38:02
That one already. I hate to say this, I don't
38:06
know. Look, you don't need to be
38:08
running off without the rest of us because you're going to end
38:11
up fucking dead. I mean, that doesn't sound too
38:13
tragic. The only thing that's going to
38:16
catch me Dance. You guys stay away.
38:18
You're going. To kill me, he means it.
38:21
I do believe that sword is not helping any maybe.
38:24
You should put it back in its sheath it.
38:27
Has. No sheath.
38:28
Oh, great. So it's just a broken condom.
38:30
That's why it's she's so fucking feisty.
38:33
What? What?
38:35
What? Because it only hears you
38:38
understand. You can't.
38:39
It here. Only picks up wherever you bring
38:41
the sword. It only picks up the bad things
38:43
it hears and spits it out all in reverse.
38:45
Oh, you're carrying this thing around.
38:47
No wonder why you're so sad all the time.
38:49
Sasha, come now. Stop this foolishness.
38:52
She's going to just start Sprint.
38:55
Sprinting. Away, sprinting him, trying to
38:57
get away. OK, you're.
38:59
Trying to kill him. I don't know how else to say
39:02
this. She is acting very strange.
39:04
Maybe we just trap her like rodent.
39:08
What do you say? She's very short.
39:13
It's like hunting small. Game if anything.
39:15
I know all her. Tricks give me ADR 16 presents.
39:21
Mauled by rats. Four, right?
39:23
And then the D12. 9. So you run into this open
39:28
chamber and you see this, this small dog, really scruffy, just
39:33
growling at you. Give me.
39:35
A2. D6 reaction.
39:38
Is. Her name to Walt?
39:39
No, no, Maybe We don't know what's name.
39:42
Yes. Seven or five into two.
39:45
It's growling at you. It's not like aggressive, but
39:48
it's like defensive. Stay you.
39:50
Stay away from. Me, it just kind of stops
39:54
growling and just kind of. Walks off.
39:57
Good, that's what I thought. What's in this room?
40:00
That and now Tommy and your friends.
40:03
Yeah. You.
40:05
Quit fucking running off, I swear.
40:07
You know. You're going to get fucking
40:09
lost. Tommy Bean, you are the only
40:11
other goblin here. I'm going to just refer to your
40:15
your decisions on this one, because these these humans are
40:18
just they're fucking strange. I do not.
40:21
Yeah. No, no, you're not getting too.
40:23
Late. Now, I mean, we should be
40:26
sticking together and doing what we're supposed.
40:29
Well, I mean, I. Don't spend just on vacation by
40:33
the way. Half form we talked about this
40:35
other time at camp. Yeah.
40:36
No, no. Well, no.
40:37
We'll talk about your grand plan later.
40:40
Later. Sure.
40:42
A lot. Later.
40:43
Yeah, a lot later I might look back at Quill knock.
40:46
You sure you don't want to go back to fucking take a nap?
40:48
I mean this is. Like, I don't understand your,
40:51
like, obsession of following this woman.
40:53
Like, she obviously doesn't want to be around here.
40:55
So, like, if you really care about her, just just let her go.
40:59
I mean, isn't that the story like that, that if it's destined
41:01
to be, they'll come back? Oh, he speaks.
41:04
I like what you are saying. I do.
41:06
Yes. Me, that's first wife said same
41:08
thing. And then the first wife.
41:10
Yes of many. I I will tell you a story if you
41:13
want. Yeah, yeah.
41:17
Hold, wait, wait, spin. Get ahead of self.
41:20
He just come down from bad withdrawal here, so we should
41:24
probably catch Sasha. She not quite herself.
41:27
I've seen Sasha do many things but be leader she is not.
41:32
But but why? Why?
41:33
Why catch her if she? Well, we have, you know, this
41:36
way spin see it. We have two ways go back where
41:39
it come from. Broken.
41:40
You know, fucked. And this way where she ran.
41:44
I mean. Did you run off again?
41:46
Yeah. Oh yeah.
41:47
Oh, OK, I thought. Maybe.
41:49
Oh God damn. So we can continue conversation,
41:52
but Spint does feel like lower level.
41:55
She still makes silver I need to keep.
41:58
You know, retirement fund coming, so Spint probably going
42:01
to go help. Sasha here did.
42:03
We strike up one of these torches, like one of them, at
42:06
least. I assume so.
42:07
I assume. I mean it's on Tommy, but.
42:09
No, nobody's. No, we can't.
42:12
Oh yeah. Oh, oh, wow.
42:13
So much brighter in here now like.
42:15
It just happened now, right? I.
42:20
Mean maybe as. I'm carrying out the sack with
42:23
all this shit in it. I'm like, Oh yeah, by the way,
42:25
and fire up the torch. Very cool.
42:27
I do have poison. Maybe I could shoot her, put her
42:30
down. I mean, you got to catch her
42:32
again. She ran up already.
42:34
Which reminds me, present sets DRA 16.
42:37
Oh no. 11. D12.
42:41
I need to just walk. Well, I wouldn't change it the
42:45
whole time. Another night.
42:46
That same dog. You think it's the same dog.
42:50
It probably is. It's just looking at you.
42:52
But give me another 2D6 reaction.
42:54
Maybe change. Who knows?
42:56
Fuck it. Just.
42:58
Or is barking and you guys, the other guys all here barking
43:02
coming from the direction that that Sasha ran didn't sound like
43:05
it's that far away. We should probably help your
43:07
friend. Yeah, I guess so.
43:09
She's just figure it's not in this shit.
43:11
Or of employees. And friends, to be honest.
43:14
To you, yes. That's what Spin says.
43:17
So screech. Butter ups and turnips and
43:21
peanut apple apple bottom jeans and whatnots.
43:25
Screech. Yes.
43:26
Fuck fuck. I will figure this out.
43:29
It's too bad that Spin has forgotten.
43:31
Journal I'm. Going to start walking down the
43:33
the corridor that was actually normal.
43:36
If you just say I missed that, that's important.
43:40
I I, I see you people are insane.
43:46
Like I said, you can go back and take a nap.
43:48
You don't have to stick with this.
43:50
I know I need to find these cultists.
43:52
OK, that's what you're going to pay.
43:55
So cool. Well, that's staring him in the
43:57
room. Deal with the insanity.
43:58
I don't know what to tell you. It's what I do.
44:04
Yeah, look where he's at. Just.
44:08
Echoing through the chambers. Oh, sure, he talks to them, but
44:12
not spins. Spins.
44:13
Trust He's trying so. Hard Quill Quill knock at that
44:15
point. Also starts laughing with
44:17
Screech at that point. Just.
44:24
No more in the shadows. As you guys are laughing to
44:29
another voice, it's one of those powder head dudes, right?
44:34
Comes out of the into the torchlight.
44:37
I got no arm, no hands on his arms.
44:40
It looks infected. Oh my God.
45:28
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45:30
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45:43
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46:42
There's such a boys club. You were.
46:45
There's so much just like deep contemplation in the way that
46:48
you looked when he said that you're just like, yeah, like
46:50
way. Yeah, he's like, you know, I
46:52
like. To think about the striations,
46:54
the variations between the flesh.
46:56
Going to fucking throw up. God Catata.
47:01
Catata. I can't remember what it's
47:03
called marbling. Get that.
47:09
Roast beef marbles? No, it got it got weird.
47:13
Now tan those wizard. Sleeves I hate.
47:15
That wizard's lips, Is that what you said?
47:17
Wizard's sleeves. Wizard's Sleeves.
47:19
Wizard's Lips is way better though.
47:22
It's so dry and craggy. Wizard.
47:26
Yeah, exactly. You're doing to see a doctor
47:29
about that? Wizard.
47:31
That totally looks infected. What are you?
47:37
Dude, we're going to be ahead of the game.
47:41
I what we're going to have. Four of them. 6:00 we'll have.
47:46
Seven maybe. 7/7. Buttholes 70 sounds.
47:51
Like APBS kids. Special Shut the Fuck Up 7.
47:55
Butt 7 Grown Men Buttholes, Dude, that's.
48:00
The count. He's like Poke.
48:09
Hungry this. One wants a kiss with it.
48:23
And this one's angry. This one's really Roy.
48:30
This one's crying. Too.
48:36
Slowly, weeping. Not.
48:38
Far enough keep. Going man.
48:40
And this was what this is what it sounds.
48:42
Like, no longer on this podcast. Well, it's nice knowing you.
48:46
To this, to the, to the. All of this.
48:48
This one has a cough. You have a light bulb in it.
48:55
This one's got an idea. This one has a sneeze.
49:01
Cough in my mouth, he's. Like.
49:05
This one requires resuscitation. I got some.
49:09
Snitch. This one back in his home.
49:12
I hate those. Oh man.
49:16
They get roped into that. By the way, has anyone lied to
49:23
me yet? Who knows?
49:24
No. No.