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- 2:02Speaker 1: another night of the world. So is do we have
- 2:04Speaker 1: live baseball action right now? No, we do not have
- 2:08Speaker 1: any live baseball action right now, but we start out
- 2:10Speaker 1: in Los Angeles or a top of mountain looking down
- 2:14Speaker 1: on skid row the Dodgers and the Blue Jays back
- 2:18Speaker 1: at it. Less than twenty four hours after the eighteen
- 2:21Speaker 1: inning thriller in Chavez Ravine and Toronto was looking even
- 2:27Speaker 1: the series up in Game number four right there, big
- 2:32Speaker 1: stage here. Man, it was a massive so important. We
- 2:35Speaker 1: had live music for it. La a huge pitching advantage.
- 2:40Speaker 1: If you looked at the matchup, you said, Okay, that's
- 2:42Speaker 1: a win for the Dodgers, chuck that up for a win.
- 2:46Speaker 1: You had Shane Bieber representing the Canadians and Sho Hail
- 2:51Speaker 1: Tani for the Doyers, the greatest player ever to play
- 2:55Speaker 1: the sport. Of baseball. You cannot lose. You cannot lose
- 2:58Speaker 1: a game started by the greatest player, God's gift to humanity,
- 3:03Speaker 1: show hail today. You cannot lose. That's why they play
- 3:07Speaker 1: the games. So if you didn't see it, I assume
- 3:10Speaker 1: you know by now we watched, so you would not
- 3:12Speaker 1: have to. It's our good mits of the day. But
- 3:15Speaker 1: Flattie is your daddy, and he walloped a two run
- 3:20Speaker 1: homer off God's gift of baseball, show Hail tany in
- 3:24Speaker 1: the third inning there and Shane Bieber, of all people,
- 3:28Speaker 1: Shane Bieber, the Beabs went out there and pitched four
- 3:32Speaker 1: hit ball into the sixth inning, into the sixth inning,
- 3:38Speaker 1: Shane Bieber, who's got like a terminator arm. Unreal, unreal,
- 3:47Speaker 1: and Toronto gets back on track. They get a six
- 3:49Speaker 1: to two win over the Doyer's Addison Barger adding a
- 3:54Speaker 1: couple of hits and an RBI for the JS and
- 3:58Speaker 1: don't look down, but Toronto has reclaimed home field advantage
- 4:02Speaker 1: and we are guaranteed that the World Series will end
- 4:05Speaker 1: on Canadian soil at the Rogers Center in downtown Toronto
- 4:11Speaker 1: right there. At some point this weekend, the World Series
- 4:14Speaker 1: will come to an end there in that fine city.
- 4:17Speaker 1: And that is a good jumping off point because Dave
- 4:20Speaker 1: Roberts better storing the losing locker room. And so Dave
- 4:23Speaker 1: Roberts addressing a very pathetic Dodger offense here and the
- 4:29Speaker 1: question and Roberts insinuating that there's going to be some
- 4:32Speaker 1: changes to the Dodger lineup heading into the next game here,
- 4:35Speaker 1: game number five of the World Series. So the question
- 4:39Speaker 1: is what has gone haywire? What has gone haywire for
- 4:43Speaker 1: Dave Roberts and what was billed as the big blue
- 4:46Speaker 1: wrecking crew at Dodger linup. So my thoughts on this,
- 4:50Speaker 1: I've got Ripley's believe it or not, Super Nintendo and
- 4:54Speaker 1: Checkered Flag, and we will combine all of these things together.
- 4:59Speaker 1: We're gonna put them in a food processor. We're gonna
- 5:01Speaker 1: pick out whatever comes out of that food processor. Man,
- 5:03Speaker 1: is it going to be delicious. So a the Dodger
- 5:06Speaker 1: offense has been offensive, Let's call it like it is here.
- 5:09Speaker 1: They got the names, they don't necessarily have the games
- 5:13Speaker 1: they don't. It's been far too many weak performances by
- 5:16Speaker 1: the Dodgers the entire postseason, which is shocking. It shows
- 5:20Speaker 1: you how great the Dodgers must be, because they're in
- 5:23Speaker 1: the World Series two wins away and they haven't played
- 5:26Speaker 1: well on offense pretty much the entire postseason since the
- 5:30Speaker 1: wild card round. They're well below they being the Dodgers,
- 5:34Speaker 1: well below their regular season domination, and even that was
- 5:38Speaker 1: below what they were supposed to be. It is carried
- 5:40Speaker 1: over the Toronto Blue Jays doing what the Brewers could
- 5:45Speaker 1: not do. A contact heavy lineup of Blue Jay hitters here,
- 5:48Speaker 1: opportunistic bullpen exploiting the soft underbelly of the Los Angeles Dodgers,
- 5:56Speaker 1: and something again Milwaukee was unable to do. And yet
- 6:00Speaker 1: here we are and Toronto is doing it at this point.
- 6:03Speaker 1: Although they're not winning the series. The series is tied up.
- 6:06Speaker 1: It's now a best of three and Toronto has home
- 6:08Speaker 1: field advantage yet again. But La has gone from the
- 6:11Speaker 1: big blue wrecking crew with all these amazing names, and
- 6:14Speaker 1: they still have the names, but now they're like a
- 6:17Speaker 1: wet noodle, like a pool noodle, a blue pool noodle
- 6:21Speaker 1: is what they are right there. And so the offense,
- 6:24Speaker 1: which has been billed as a nuclear reactor, right now
- 6:28Speaker 1: it's a dead battery and they need some jumper cables
- 6:31Speaker 1: because it's not going well. And it's not just one guy.
- 6:34Speaker 1: It's not just one guy. This is as the line goes,
- 6:38Speaker 1: and all encompassing suck is what's going on right now
- 6:41Speaker 1: with the Dodgers. Pete Rose the long gone, well, not
- 6:45Speaker 1: that long. You can die that long ago. But Pete
- 6:47Speaker 1: Rose was asked to describe his philosophy. The All Time
- 6:50Speaker 1: hit King was asked to describe his philosophy on hitting,
- 6:54Speaker 1: and he said, I believe it was six words, see
- 6:57Speaker 1: the ball, hit the ball. Boom, that's it. See the ball. Ball.
- 7:01Speaker 1: So maybe the Dodgers need to go to the eye
- 7:02Speaker 1: doctor because they must not be seeing the ball. They're
- 7:04Speaker 1: not really hitting the ball at all. The boys in Blue,
- 7:07Speaker 1: the Dodgers here, they're not stringing together hits. Everyone's treating
- 7:14Speaker 1: it like batting practice, trying to hit home runs here,
- 7:16Speaker 1: and they can't even fake it at this particular point.
- 7:19Speaker 1: The four to twenty one ops for the Dodgers in
- 7:22Speaker 1: the postseason. Now, I didn't play in the major leagues.
- 7:25Speaker 1: I just do an overnight talk sho. I don't think
- 7:27Speaker 1: that's good. Oh, you're being too critical. The boys are trying. Okay, great,
- 7:32Speaker 1: that's congratulations. If you want that kind of contempt, sure
- 7:35Speaker 1: that guy David Vassa does. The Dodger post game will
- 7:38Speaker 1: lick the toes of all the players, despite massaging Mookie
- 7:41Speaker 1: Bets right now as we speak. But that is not
- 7:43Speaker 1: a slump, by the way. That is who you are
- 7:46Speaker 1: this postseason. That is who the Dodgers are this postseason.
- 7:49Speaker 1: It's also a cry for some kind of intervention. They
- 7:53Speaker 1: might want to bring in some major league tactics and
- 7:57Speaker 1: put a shrine up in a locker and get a
- 7:58Speaker 1: little statue burned, some sage in the locker room or
- 8:02Speaker 1: something along those lines. So the Dodgers making some washed
- 8:06Speaker 1: up blue jay pitchers collectively looked like the ninety five
- 8:10Speaker 1: Atlanta Braves with Glavin Maddox and Smoltz, Bang bang bang,
- 8:15Speaker 1: just like that. Now, Mookie Bets, I'm gonna start with Mooki.
- 8:18Speaker 1: We talked about the Dodgers' offensive problem. I want to
- 8:20Speaker 1: start with Mooki Bets. And here's why. Because everyone tells
- 8:23Speaker 1: me that the resume matters. Y'all tell me that. So
- 8:26Speaker 1: Mooki Bets is an MVP, he's an eight time All Star,
- 8:30Speaker 1: He's won a bunch of Silver Slugger Awards. I'm told
- 8:32Speaker 1: that's a big deal. Right now. He is like an
- 8:35Speaker 1: old NFL kicker, mister automatica. In this case, he's an
- 8:39Speaker 1: AUTOMATICA out. He's on Highway one fifty eight. Mookie Betts
- 8:44Speaker 1: is batting a buck fifty eight. He's an automatic out.
- 8:49Speaker 1: He needs a map, he needs a GPS to find
- 8:52Speaker 1: his way. My got Mookie Bets ball. You know, at
- 8:55Speaker 1: this point he belongs in a museum, Not the Hall
- 8:58Speaker 1: of Fame, Mookie Bets. He belongs in the please Believe
- 9:00Speaker 1: it or Not museum, the freak show department right next
- 9:03Speaker 1: to Lobster Boy. You can have the human corkscrew. I'm
- 9:08Speaker 1: telling you, it's like a corkscrew. He might be trying
- 9:11Speaker 1: to kill some kind of bugs, maybe some mosquitoes or
- 9:13Speaker 1: something like that. That's why he's swinging the way he
- 9:17Speaker 1: is and just not trying to put the ball in play.
- 9:19Speaker 1: It's like, well, I'm not hitting home runs right now,
- 9:21Speaker 1: and this is I was called the bad guy. Let
- 9:23Speaker 1: the record show this hot take validation, Hot take validation.
- 9:27Speaker 1: I got killed. Two monologues upset the Dodger fans more
- 9:30Speaker 1: than anything this year. The Clayton Kershaw one. I'm still
- 9:33Speaker 1: getting crap about at the end of the year when
- 9:35Speaker 1: they had the mock funeral of Kershaw, they dug up
- 9:39Speaker 1: the mound. It was unbelievable. It was like he was
- 9:41Speaker 1: a dinosaur and they dug up the bones. And then
- 9:44Speaker 1: also the Mookie Bets sucks monologue, which was completely accurate.
- 9:49Speaker 1: One hundred games in terrible and all the fanboys, the
- 9:54Speaker 1: cheerleaders there, the Dodger marching and showers is Saudi very upset.
- 9:58Speaker 1: You shouldn't say that. Is it true? Yes, but you
- 10:00Speaker 1: shouldn't say that. But it's true. I know it's true,
- 10:02Speaker 1: but you shouldn't say that. Oh my god. Sorry. Mookie
- 10:05Speaker 1: bat sucks right now. Nineteen at bats, three hits, zero
- 10:08Speaker 1: extra base hits in the playoffs for rookie bats. He's
- 10:12Speaker 1: a punch and judy hitter at this point, and they're
- 10:15Speaker 1: paying him like he's prime. Tony Gwinn back in the
- 10:19Speaker 1: day and Barry Bonds love child with Tony Winn or
- 10:22Speaker 1: something like that. And then you've got the I would
- 10:26Speaker 1: say Comodo dragged him the room, but that's being too kind.
- 10:29Speaker 1: You've got the rat in the room, the big vermin
- 10:33Speaker 1: in the room. That would be Andy Paez of the Dodgers.
- 10:37Speaker 1: The Dodgers would actually be better off, and this is
- 10:40Speaker 1: rather shocking with a Pez dispenser. If they had a
- 10:43Speaker 1: Pez dispenser at home plate, they would be better off.
- 10:46Speaker 1: At this point, Andy Paez is on Highway sixty seven.
- 10:50Speaker 1: He's hitting oh sixty seven in the World Series. He's
- 10:53Speaker 1: doing the full Michael Conforto cosplay. Now, Michael Conforto was
- 10:58Speaker 1: the guy that Dodgers added, was supposed to be a
- 10:59Speaker 1: big bat in the lineup, and is so horrific that
- 11:04Speaker 1: he can't get near a batter's box in the in
- 11:07Speaker 1: the playoffs here because he's just talks, and that is
- 11:11Speaker 1: Andy pis. He's been completely overmatched. He's he just lost late.
- 11:15Speaker 1: He needs to contact someone over at Baywatch because he's drowning.
- 11:19Speaker 1: At this particular point. It's bad, real bad, and they're
- 11:23Speaker 1: leaving them out to dry. Dave Roberts is leaving them
- 11:27Speaker 1: out there. The guy's shown you he can't play. He's like, well,
- 11:31Speaker 1: we can't play, and Roberts keeps saying it's not rob
- 11:35Speaker 1: it's the nerds because they don't believe that there's a
- 11:38Speaker 1: thing called the slump. They don't think that every game's
- 11:42Speaker 1: individual and all that stuff and lack of confidence is
- 11:46Speaker 1: not a thing. And so here's the guy drowning and
- 11:49Speaker 1: he's continued to be and there does sound like Roberts.
- 11:51Speaker 1: Finally after losing another game in the World Series, it's like,
- 11:55Speaker 1: all right, well, the nerds have told me that I
- 11:57Speaker 1: can put somebody else in there, so we'll do that,
- 12:00Speaker 1: and they Andy Poz can get a one way ticket
- 12:04Speaker 1: to cam Kun or some other nice tropical location if
- 12:09Speaker 1: you would like. And it's not just those guys you got.
- 12:12Speaker 1: Will Smith had the big home run in Game two
- 12:14Speaker 1: in Toronto, hadn't done much other than that. Max Muncy,
- 12:19Speaker 1: what's going on? What's wrong with him? We not good either.
- 12:22Speaker 1: They're both kind of in the witness protection program most
- 12:24Speaker 1: of these games in the World Series, so that's where
- 12:27Speaker 1: we are. And Roberts, it keeps running out the same
- 12:29Speaker 1: lineup because that's what the nerds tell him to do,
- 12:31Speaker 1: and you know, he's just the middle manager and that's
- 12:33Speaker 1: what he does, and he just sends them out there.
- 12:35Speaker 1: And now, as for the pitching, there's a lot of
- 12:38Speaker 1: people I could rip for the pitching, but I'd like
- 12:40Speaker 1: to focus in because I've limited time, as you know,
- 12:43Speaker 1: because it's a network radio show. So I would like
- 12:45Speaker 1: to focus on Blake Trining. Now, Blake Trining should be
- 12:49Speaker 1: put on an exploratory rocket out to Mars, never to
- 12:54Speaker 1: come back. Holy crap. I'm convinced that the Nerds and
- 12:59Speaker 1: Dave Roberts that Blake Tryon has photos of them because
- 13:03Speaker 1: he keeps getting into these games. It's unreal. Another guy
- 13:06Speaker 1: that has shown you he's washed up, he can't play,
- 13:08Speaker 1: and he keeps getting in these World Series games has
- 13:11Speaker 1: an eight thirty one earned run average as a reliever
- 13:15Speaker 1: in the postseason eight thirty one earned run average. Blake
- 13:19Speaker 1: trying to He's cooked, he's burned. It's horrific. It's like
- 13:26Speaker 1: knowing you're going to pour gasoline on a tinderbox. Who
- 13:30Speaker 1: would do that? Dave robertson the Nerds, that's who does it.
- 13:34Speaker 1: And so it's like you watch a guy that keeps
- 13:36Speaker 1: hitting the self destruct button and makes things worse when
- 13:40Speaker 1: he comes in out of the bullpen, and like he
- 13:42Speaker 1: keep saying, well, this time he hits the button, it's
- 13:43Speaker 1: gonna be confetti. Well no, it's not confetti trapnel, But
- 13:47Speaker 1: next time it's gonna be confetti. But again it's trapnel,
- 13:49Speaker 1: but no, next time. Next time, it's enough enough and so,
- 13:54Speaker 1: and then you add that with the Dodger offense, who's
- 13:56Speaker 1: is supposed to be a death star and it's a
- 13:59Speaker 1: dollar general is what they are now turning the page.
- 14:02Speaker 1: So I would like to adjust to me. And I
- 14:04Speaker 1: realized this is my pet peeve and no one else
- 14:06Speaker 1: has this dick. When I'm about to complain about nobody
- 14:09Speaker 1: else has, I'm the only one that is gonna get
- 14:12Speaker 1: on the bully pulpit and complain about this. But it's
- 14:14Speaker 1: my job to do it because I see bull crap
- 14:18Speaker 1: and I just have to yell. It's therapeutic. I just
- 14:20Speaker 1: bear with me, just just go with it. So the
- 14:24Speaker 1: story after the Dodger Blue Jay game, a game won
- 14:29Speaker 1: by Toronto to even up the World Series, was not
- 14:32Speaker 1: that Shohiltani didn't get it done. It's that it's not
- 14:37Speaker 1: his fault he didn't get it done. You feel me
- 14:40Speaker 1: on that. So Otani was zero for three at the
- 14:43Speaker 1: plate with two strikeouts, and he was also the losing
- 14:47Speaker 1: pitcher on the mound. He allowed you know, he was
- 14:50Speaker 1: pitching okay, and then he allowed the last inning and
- 14:53Speaker 1: there's some runs that gave but he ended up giving
- 14:54Speaker 1: up four runs Otani in six hits and he was
- 14:57Speaker 1: the losing pitcher. And ever since that World Series game ended,
- 15:02Speaker 1: it's been a couple hours, there has been NonStop media
- 15:08Speaker 1: working overtime to cook in the kitchen of excuses. So
- 15:13Speaker 1: the question for the steam panel, the question is where
- 15:17Speaker 1: are you at on the media going into the kitchen
- 15:20Speaker 1: and cooking up alibis for sho Heo Tani and his
- 15:26Speaker 1: World Series clunker. So the media fanboys and girls, all right,
- 15:33Speaker 1: here's some of the excuses. I jotted down a few
- 15:35Speaker 1: of them. The media has told us that the reason
- 15:37Speaker 1: Otani sucked in the World Series because he was tired.
- 15:41Speaker 1: They told us that he didn't get enough sleep, like
- 15:44Speaker 1: that it was hot and the eighteen inning game went long,
- 15:50Speaker 1: so he was too tired. The level excuse, my friends, here,
- 15:58Speaker 1: the level of bull crap, like, what the hell is
- 16:01Speaker 1: wrong with you people? Seriously, can you imagine I don't
- 16:04Speaker 1: get much sleep at all during the week doing the overnights.
- 16:07Speaker 1: I should go to my boss and say, listen, just
- 16:11Speaker 1: the reason the show's not good. It's uh, I didn't
- 16:13Speaker 1: get enough sleep. Okay, that's good, that's perfect. But again,
- 16:18Speaker 1: the problem with Otan. I'm not anti Otani. It's gonna
- 16:22Speaker 1: sound like I'm anti Otani. I'm gonna get email. You
- 16:24Speaker 1: don't like Otani, you don't like No, I don't he
- 16:28Speaker 1: I like he's been built into baseball's demigod. Show. Hey,
- 16:32Speaker 1: Atani is Baseball's demigod. He is. He's half man, half
- 16:35Speaker 1: mythical lumberjack. And the minute that Otani looks mortal like
- 16:42Speaker 1: he most certainly did in this World Series game, instead
- 16:46Speaker 1: of just calling it like it is, it's like, well,
- 16:48Speaker 1: let's check his sleep IQ score. How much? How much
- 16:53Speaker 1: deep sleep did Otani get? Oh? My god? As for
- 16:57Speaker 1: the weather, it was a little warm. It was not
- 17:03Speaker 1: Phoenix Arizona warm. Okay, it was not Vegas warm. It
- 17:06Speaker 1: was not Death Valley warm. So what are we doing here? Okay? Yeah,
- 17:10Speaker 1: it's La baseball in October. It's still hot in La
- 17:13Speaker 1: in October. That's why people put up with the ridiculous
- 17:17Speaker 1: People's Republic of California taxation and all that crap because
- 17:22Speaker 1: of the weather. All right, And so you think Babe Ruth,
- 17:26Speaker 1: maybe he did. I don't know. I was alive when
- 17:27Speaker 1: Babe Ruth. But you think Babe Ruth ever complained because
- 17:29Speaker 1: he didn't get enough sleep. Wasn't the legend of Babe Ruth.
- 17:32Speaker 1: There's this old guy named Bert Sugar died years ago,
- 17:34Speaker 1: boxing guy, a sports historian, and Bert used to tell
- 17:37Speaker 1: stories about Babe, the womanizing of Babe Ruth and the
- 17:41Speaker 1: drinking of Babe Ruth and the just the excess of
- 17:44Speaker 1: the Bambino. And they traveled by train and they'd be like,
- 17:48Speaker 1: you know, random women chasing after Babe half naked and stuff.
- 17:53Speaker 1: Never got reworded. But anyway, so I don't think Babe
- 17:56Speaker 1: Ruth complained about that. But see this is the problem.
- 17:59Speaker 1: Is the problem as I get on the Bully pulp.
- 18:01Speaker 1: But the media has built Otani into a Super Nintendo
- 18:05Speaker 1: cheat code, like just a Super Nintendo cheat code come
- 18:09Speaker 1: to life. It's like if a video game Avatar could
- 18:13Speaker 1: come to life. Here it is and then he goes
- 18:15Speaker 1: out there and again he looked very human in this
- 18:18Speaker 1: particular game. And you have to invent excuses out of
- 18:22Speaker 1: thin air to keep the dream alive. You got to
- 18:24Speaker 1: keep the fantasy alive. Otani is too big to fail,
- 18:28Speaker 1: and there's a lot of people invested in this. There's
- 18:30Speaker 1: a lot of reporters from Japan that have gotten on
- 18:33Speaker 1: the company dime there and they're free loading in America,
- 18:35Speaker 1: covering the Dodgers on a daily basis. There's a lot
- 18:37Speaker 1: of people that have Otani endorsing their products. Major League
- 18:40Speaker 1: Baseball's heavily invested in the myth of Otani. They need Otani.
- 18:45Speaker 1: They cannot have Otani fail here, and so he's not
- 18:48Speaker 1: going to be perfect in every game. But to me,
- 18:51Speaker 1: that weakens the legend. When you do crap like this,
- 18:55Speaker 1: it weakens the legend, and that's not cool. You don't
- 19:00Speaker 1: need a Greek chorus of pr hacks coming in here
- 19:06Speaker 1: and explaining, well, the reason that Zeus misplaced his lightning
- 19:12Speaker 1: bolt is you know X, Y and Z. You just
- 19:16Speaker 1: just say he's stunk, miakopa, he'll be better next time,
- 19:21Speaker 1: and that's it, right period, hard stop. You don't need
- 19:24Speaker 1: all this other stuff. And it's like, are these real people?
- 19:28Speaker 1: I'm not wired that way? Maybe I should be. Everyone
- 19:31Speaker 1: else seems to be making a lot more money than
- 19:32Speaker 1: me and they're wired that way. I guess I should
- 19:34Speaker 1: just be a kiss ass like everyone else in the media.
- 19:37Speaker 1: Holy crap, I just admit it, move on, and you
- 19:41Speaker 1: don't need to say, well, it's because you didn't get
- 19:43Speaker 1: his twelve hours of sleep. You imagine needing twelve hours
- 19:47Speaker 1: of sleep to function, Holy Canoli, My god. All right,
- 19:51Speaker 1: last thing, quick, right to the Toronto side of things.
- 19:54Speaker 1: So the Blue Jays get the win in La. They
- 19:56Speaker 1: had to do that. They lost home field in Toronto
- 19:59Speaker 1: in game two, so they had to win a game
- 20:01Speaker 1: in Los Angeles and they did. So how are things
- 20:04Speaker 1: looking for Vladi Guerrero's Blue Jays in the World Series? So,
- 20:10Speaker 1: as Larry David would say, pretty deep, britt deep, pritt
- 20:15Speaker 1: deep good, not bad, not bad. When you look at
- 20:18Speaker 1: the tailor of the tape, the Dodgers a big favorite,
- 20:21Speaker 1: as Viva los Vicki lects to tell us in the
- 20:23Speaker 1: World Series, I had big favorite and all that, but
- 20:26Speaker 1: you look at it, and if you look at the
- 20:28Speaker 1: tailor of the tape, the Toronto Blue Jays are matching
- 20:30Speaker 1: La punch for punch. Four games in to the World Series.
- 20:36Speaker 1: Everybody told us that the Dodgers had all the momentum
- 20:40Speaker 1: from Freddie Freeman's dramatic eighteen inning home run. The eighteenth
- 20:45Speaker 1: inning home run, the marathon. It ended like a half
- 20:49Speaker 1: hour from now yesterday. So my god, but Toronto again,
- 20:54Speaker 1: they're right there, neck and neck. They're getting it done.
- 20:58Speaker 1: And they were supposed to be emotionally fried because the
- 21:01Speaker 1: Dodgers had all the momentum. I'm right ready to pack
- 21:04Speaker 1: up the maple syrup and go back to Canada. Well
- 21:08Speaker 1: what happened. The Jays dropped the haymaker on the Dodgers,
- 21:12Speaker 1: and the reason there is no such thing as momentum. Oh,
- 21:19Speaker 1: he said it out loud. He said it out loud. Yep. Sorry,
- 21:24Speaker 1: Now the Jays are guaranteed to have the World Series
- 21:27Speaker 1: decided on their home field. They'll enjoy mama's home cooked
- 21:31Speaker 1: poutine and they'll get these skyline fireworks, the whole bit
- 21:36Speaker 1: right there, it's gonna be great. As far as the Dodgers,
- 21:38Speaker 1: maybe they'll find their offense. I think they left it
- 21:41Speaker 1: somewhere between La and Toronto so they can find it.
- 21:45Speaker 1: It looks like they're stuck in gridlock traffic at this point.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Good luck. But it is rather incredible that Shane Bieber
- 21:55Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna I've already gotten people. Well, it's fixed,
- 21:58Speaker 1: it's it's you know, it's a scary, terry situation. Uh,
- 22:03Speaker 1: that guy Porter, you know it's all rigged. I'm not
- 22:05Speaker 1: going there because if that's the kid, why are we
- 22:08Speaker 1: even doing this? Like if that's if this is all
- 22:09Speaker 1: like scripted professional wrestling, Like what are we doing? I'm
- 22:13Speaker 1: as well just do something else, talk about some other
- 22:15Speaker 1: crap on the radio. I need to talk about sports
- 22:17Speaker 1: if it's all rigged. But that said, all right, that
- 22:20Speaker 1: said bieber Fever. Bieber Fever. In the World Series. He
- 22:25Speaker 1: was supposed to be weekend at Bernie's and the ghost
- 22:30Speaker 1: of cy Young passed Shane Bieber and he went five
- 22:35Speaker 1: plus innings and one run ball. That is an act
- 22:39Speaker 1: of God, is what You've gotta be kidding me. The
- 22:43Speaker 1: Dodgers got emasculated by the corpse of Shane Bieber. That
- 22:47Speaker 1: is what in the Billion Dollar Boys Club and all
- 22:51Speaker 1: that four hits, It's rather unreal when you think about it.
- 22:55Speaker 1: That's why they play it. Even Mad Max that Suresy
- 22:59Speaker 1: should've gotten his ass kicked by the Dodgers, and he
- 23:02Speaker 1: didn't get his ass kicked. So the Jays they rolled
- 23:06Speaker 1: out a couple of Beater cars and somehow they have
- 23:11Speaker 1: at this point taken the checkered flag as they've matched
- 23:15Speaker 1: the Dodgers blow for blow in the World Series Grand Prix,
- 23:19Speaker 1: so they're they're right there. Unfortunately, Toronto did not get
- 23:23Speaker 1: the text message. They must have been on airplane mode.
- 23:25Speaker 1: They did not get the text message that they were
- 23:27Speaker 1: supposed to roll over and play dead in the World Series.
- 23:30Speaker 1: So again we're tied up to two. Home field goes
- 23:33Speaker 1: back to North of the Border and it's going to
- 23:37Speaker 1: be decided either way on Canadian soul. I just haven't
- 23:40Speaker 1: won a World Series at home since I think the
- 23:42Speaker 1: nineteen sixties, so they don't usually win at home. They
- 23:46Speaker 1: won't win at home this year. They might not win
- 23:48Speaker 1: at all, might not win. You know, it's mikes a
- 23:50Speaker 1: weasel word, but the way they're playing, the bullpen returned
- 23:53Speaker 1: to form. They suck and the offense sucks, so what
- 23:59Speaker 1: are you gonna How do you win with that? How
- 24:00Speaker 1: do you win with a bad offense and a bad bullpen?
- 24:02Speaker 1: And they won again they shouldn't have won. So that's
- 24:05Speaker 1: where we are. So sticky situations like the Dodgers are
- 24:09Speaker 1: covered in syrup, Canadian syrup, and right now the day
- 24:13Speaker 1: is feeling pretty good.
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- 27:01Speaker 1: Series is tied up at two wins apiece, but our
- 27:03Speaker 1: lead is not from the World Series. Instead, it is
- 27:07Speaker 1: from the dirty Birds of Atlanta. Inching closer to the
- 27:12Speaker 1: trade deadline as it is less than a week away.
- 27:16Speaker 1: Now today is Wednesday, and that'd be next Tuesday. It
- 27:20Speaker 1: is coming Tuesday, the trade deadline. So we do the shuffle.
- 27:24Speaker 1: You gotta do the shuffle. Now we're talking about the
- 27:26Speaker 1: quarterback shuffle. Here is what we're talking about. And a
- 27:30Speaker 1: story has popped up which is out of the files
- 27:34Speaker 1: of the captain obvious Department of Sports Media. As we
- 27:39Speaker 1: inch closer and closer to the trade deadline, time is
- 27:43Speaker 1: running out, time is running out, and NFL teams have
- 27:47Speaker 1: to make those last minute moves the November fourth trade deadline,
- 27:51Speaker 1: and a quarterback has emerged on the market. Who is it, Well,
- 27:56Speaker 1: that would be Kirk Cousins, shaker of Yes, the guy
- 28:01Speaker 1: that went out there and wrote the vomit comment against
- 28:04Speaker 1: the Miami Dolphins. So he reportedly wants to start. He
- 28:07Speaker 1: realizes Atlanta loves them some Michael Pennix Junior, so they're
- 28:11Speaker 1: not that interested in starting him, even though he was
- 28:13Speaker 1: an emergency starter because Penex was hurt So the story is,
- 28:18Speaker 1: from what we understand, that the Falcon backup quarterback desires
- 28:23Speaker 1: an opportunity to start elsewhere. Is that really a that
- 28:27Speaker 1: shocking that someone who's a backup wants to play. Okay, However,
- 28:31Speaker 1: they say that no trade appears imminent or eminent imminent.
- 28:35Speaker 1: Now why because Cousins is making so much money they'd
- 28:40Speaker 1: have to take money out of Fort Knox in order
- 28:43Speaker 1: to make the trade happen. And so that's a good
- 28:45Speaker 1: jumping off point. As we get closer to the trade deadline,
- 28:49Speaker 1: let us discuss the question does a Falcon Kirk Cousins
- 28:54Speaker 1: trade budge the needle? Would a trade of Kirk Cousins
- 28:57Speaker 1: budge the needle in the NFL? So on this one,
- 29:01Speaker 1: I've got QBC, Drew Carey, and Spanish American War, and
- 29:07Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together and we
- 29:11Speaker 1: are going to have a colossal good times. What we're
- 29:14Speaker 1: gonna have? So number one, I said number one, Number
- 29:19Speaker 1: all right, I'm giving this one stink eye is what
- 29:23Speaker 1: I'm giving it. Okay, Kirk Cousins, if you happen to
- 29:27Speaker 1: have the misfortune of watching him play quarterback this past
- 29:30Speaker 1: weekend against the Miami Dolphins. You know where I'm going
- 29:34Speaker 1: with this. Kirk Cousins had a showcase. He was in
- 29:38Speaker 1: the display case for the entire NFL to watch against
- 29:42Speaker 1: a pathetic, gutless Miami Dolphin team. Even Stevie Meatballs can
- 29:48Speaker 1: see how bad the Dolphins are this year. And what happened.
- 29:52Speaker 1: Cousins went out there and slipped on a banana peal,
- 29:54Speaker 1: He did a face plant and he essentially it was
- 29:59Speaker 1: on a live infomercial for everyone in the NFL. Everyone's
- 30:02Speaker 1: watching where they're gonna watch the tape afterwards against the Dolphins.
- 30:05Speaker 1: This was a segment on QVC. He was on the
- 30:10Speaker 1: home shopping channel. There and the phone lines, nobody called,
- 30:14Speaker 1: nobody called bat signa and Dad giveaway. There's just not interesting.
- 30:22Speaker 1: This was supposed to be Kirk Cousins come back concert,
- 30:26Speaker 1: a bunch of beautiful throws. It was gonna be glorious, right,
- 30:31Speaker 1: a symphony for Kirk Cousins. Instead, it looked like an
- 30:35Speaker 1: open mic night at the local Applebee's on a Monday.
- 30:39Speaker 1: Did not go well. No touchdowns, no juice, a lot
- 30:42Speaker 1: of checkdowns, a lot of just blah blah blah blah
- 30:47Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah football now regardless, Right, here's the thing.
- 30:54Speaker 1: He's still a quarterback and he's gott He had success
- 30:56Speaker 1: in the NFL, so somebody all we takes the bait. Now,
- 31:01Speaker 1: the question is would Atlanta be willing to do it?
- 31:05Speaker 1: They don't have to do it, and it's better to
- 31:08Speaker 1: get something than nothing. If you look at the contractual
- 31:11Speaker 1: situation of Kirk, Cousins' days are limited there now looking around,
- 31:15Speaker 1: as a distant relative of Nostradamus and friend of nostra Denis,
- 31:19Speaker 1: you look around the NFL and there are a few
- 31:21Speaker 1: Lonely Hearts club members. When it comes to the quarterback position.
- 31:25Speaker 1: You're talking about the Raiders. Gino Smith can't play. The Browns,
- 31:29Speaker 1: they haven't had a quarterback since Bernie Cozar. The Saints,
- 31:33Speaker 1: where have you gone, Drew Brees or Lonely Hearts? Miss you?
- 31:36Speaker 1: Those teams are dumpster diving franchises. So it doesn't make
- 31:39Speaker 1: a lot of sense. You're not going anywhere. Why would
- 31:42Speaker 1: you acquire a veteran, high paid quarterback at the trade deadline.
- 31:47Speaker 1: It's one of those things. It's like it's like being
- 31:49Speaker 1: on the dating app at one fifty eight in the morning,
- 31:52Speaker 1: and you know, you're not finding the one. You're finding
- 31:56Speaker 1: a one, but you're not finding the one. You know
- 31:59Speaker 1: what I'm saying, looking for somebody to keep it warm.
- 32:01Speaker 1: That's essentially what those teams are looking for at this point.
- 32:03Speaker 1: This get us through the rest of the season. We'll
- 32:05Speaker 1: get a high, shiny draft pick and that'll be that.
- 32:08Speaker 1: So what does that mean? Well, when you continue to
- 32:11Speaker 1: look off in the wild blue yonder around the NFL,
- 32:15Speaker 1: you realize that there's only really two teams that have
- 32:18Speaker 1: any kind of intrigue when it comes to a possible
- 32:20Speaker 1: Kirk Cousins trade. Now, I'm going to make my elevator pitch,
- 32:24Speaker 1: and I want to see if you agree or disagree.
- 32:25Speaker 1: So those two teams are Survey says forty nine Ers Vikings,
- 32:33Speaker 1: that's it, that's all. That's not a list, Terry and England.
- 32:38Speaker 1: That's a big board. That is a big board, not
- 32:41Speaker 1: a list, a big board. So the forty nine ers
- 32:44Speaker 1: have Brock Purdy who's limping around and when he's played,
- 32:49Speaker 1: he hasn't played that Well, now he's hurt, so he's
- 32:51Speaker 1: not playing and he got paid and all that, and
- 32:54Speaker 1: then so he got that and he's limping around on
- 32:58Speaker 1: one stick on one leg and it's like he's like
- 33:01Speaker 1: at this point, he's like a him and Mac Jones.
- 33:04Speaker 1: Mac Jones has been playing a lot. Mac had some
- 33:06Speaker 1: decent games to start. He's fallen off the side of
- 33:11Speaker 1: the road there lately, and he's kind of like a
- 33:14Speaker 1: rental car that's got four flat tires. It's not good
- 33:17Speaker 1: to look at and all that. Then you've got Viking
- 33:20Speaker 1: red shirt rookie JJ McCarthy, who's so bad? How bad
- 33:26Speaker 1: is he so bad that he looked over his head
- 33:30Speaker 1: to the point where Carson Wentz was starting ahead of
- 33:35Speaker 1: a healthy JJ McCarthy, Which is not a vote of confidence,
- 33:39Speaker 1: which is not a vote of conference. Now McCarthy's a
- 33:42Speaker 1: red shirt freshman. He's supposed to come back. The Vikings
- 33:45Speaker 1: are massive underdogs against the Detroit Lions this weekend because
- 33:48Speaker 1: there's his thirty seven. He isn't a long term savior
- 33:52Speaker 1: for anybody. However, you need a new band aid, you know,
- 33:56Speaker 1: take off your Hello Kiddie band aid. You can put
- 33:58Speaker 1: Kirk Cousins on right. And he's got a pulse and
- 34:02Speaker 1: coaches love the father flannagain. We're gonna gonna fix this guy,
- 34:06Speaker 1: make him better with our team, and I can coach
- 34:08Speaker 1: him up and all that stuff, and quarterback desperation is undefeated.
- 34:14Speaker 1: The Bengals went out and traded for Joe Flacco, who
- 34:17Speaker 1: got benched by the Cleveland Browns. So if Joe Flacco
- 34:20Speaker 1: can get benched by the Cleveland Browns and then end
- 34:23Speaker 1: up being relocated to you know who, the Bengals, then okay,
- 34:29Speaker 1: So Cousins knows it. The flea market is open and
- 34:31Speaker 1: it is really the balls in the court of Atlanta
- 34:35Speaker 1: whether or not they want to deal with it, and
- 34:38Speaker 1: do they really value Cousins? Is it better just to
- 34:41Speaker 1: leave them? Let him leave, or you'll get some kind
- 34:44Speaker 1: of compensation. Pick I believe that's how that works. Now,
- 34:47Speaker 1: speaking of the trade deadline, we go to Jersey conflicting
- 34:50Speaker 1: reports regarding the Giants edge rusher Keevan Thibodeau, the old
- 34:55Speaker 1: Oregon duck Kevon Thibodeaux, who has been described as a
- 34:59Speaker 1: name to watch in quotes, name to watch in quotes
- 35:04Speaker 1: during the upcoming trading season now State sponsored propped the
- 35:07Speaker 1: news service of the NFL NFL Media. They tell us
- 35:11Speaker 1: that the teams have called the Giants trying to poach
- 35:16Speaker 1: Cavan Thibodeau and inquire about trading for his services, much
- 35:20Speaker 1: to the dismay of our friend the movie man, and
- 35:23Speaker 1: they have been told the Giants have no interest, no
- 35:29Speaker 1: interest in discussing a trade involving the fifth overall pick
- 35:33Speaker 1: in the twenty twenty two I believe it was NFL draft.
- 35:36Speaker 1: So we've got conflicting reports. You've got he said, he said,
- 35:40Speaker 1: question for you, and I'm gonna answer it first. But
- 35:43Speaker 1: I'm gonna pose the question and then i'm gonna answer.
- 35:45Speaker 1: And if you want to call up, there's a line
- 35:46Speaker 1: that opened up, so I'll give out the number in
- 35:47Speaker 1: a minute. But here it is, is Giants Edge Rusher
- 35:51Speaker 1: Cavan Thibodeaux available or not? Because again one report said
- 35:56Speaker 1: implied these available, and then immediately there was well the
- 35:59Speaker 1: Giants are not willing to trade him and all this stuff,
- 36:03Speaker 1: all right, So the Giants, what they're doing is they're
- 36:05Speaker 1: playing a kids game. So you know what it is.
- 36:08Speaker 1: That's right, Pikaboo, that's what they're playing. They're playing peekaboo
- 36:12Speaker 1: with the truth. You know it, and I know it.
- 36:15Speaker 1: This is what we call a Drew Carey situation. Now,
- 36:18Speaker 1: what is a Drew Carey situation when it comes to
- 36:20Speaker 1: the NFL trade deadline. If the price is right, you
- 36:23Speaker 1: can get the showcase Showdown. In this case, that would
- 36:27Speaker 1: be Kevan Thibodeau or go. You offer the right package
- 36:32Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you get to play. This
- 36:34Speaker 1: ain't plinko. We're not playing plinko, if you know what
- 36:36Speaker 1: I'm saying. So linebacker is actually something that the Giants
- 36:39Speaker 1: have a lot of. You wouldn't know it by the
- 36:41Speaker 1: way their defense is played most of the year, but
- 36:43Speaker 1: they have some name brand players. Brian Burns has been
- 36:45Speaker 1: a very good player on bad teams most of his career,
- 36:49Speaker 1: and they drafted Abdul Carter and they've they've got him.
- 36:53Speaker 1: So that was all after they went out and drafted
- 36:56Speaker 1: Kavan Thibodau, who was a Giant bust to begin his
- 36:59Speaker 1: NFL career. Let's call it like it is. He's mostly
- 37:01Speaker 1: been roster spam. You're the number five overall pick in
- 37:05Speaker 1: the draft. He's got no All pros, no Pro Bowls,
- 37:10Speaker 1: and the Pro Bowl they play TikTok toe. You can't
- 37:13Speaker 1: even get in a competitive game of tic tac toe
- 37:17Speaker 1: and flag football. My god. So the point is they
- 37:21Speaker 1: have some wiggle room here to trade the trade the player. Now.
- 37:27Speaker 1: The issue is they they were gambling that this was
- 37:30Speaker 1: going to be a breakout year Kevon was going to
- 37:33Speaker 1: go and this was the year they picked up the
- 37:35Speaker 1: fifth year options. So they're like, well, this is gonna
- 37:37Speaker 1: be great. He'll be so good, he'll be so great.
- 37:41Speaker 1: And they're still waiting, and they're waiting, and they're waiting
- 37:44Speaker 1: and they're waiting. If somebody dangles a nice big bag
- 37:47Speaker 1: of goodies, I mean a lot of goodies in there,
- 37:51Speaker 1: then the giants, let's say they're not putting their phone
- 37:56Speaker 1: on airplane mode. They're going to respond, They're going to
- 37:58Speaker 1: read the comments and all that stuff, and that's that.
- 38:01Speaker 1: So good luck. So yeah, technically, if you want to
- 38:04Speaker 1: get on a technicality, technically he's not available Covon Tibodeau
- 38:10Speaker 1: until he is. Until he is. And then a translation
- 38:14Speaker 1: for those of you a little slow in the back
- 38:16Speaker 1: of the room. Everyone's available at the right price. Everyone's
- 38:20Speaker 1: available at the right price. All right, now, final point.
- 38:23Speaker 1: We go now to Houston, the home of Mister Irrigation
- 38:28Speaker 1: and Ivan the Terrible and so many other great contributors
- 38:32Speaker 1: to the show. Despite him, my very passionate, spicy commentary
- 38:35Speaker 1: over the years about the cheating astro. So I saw
- 38:39Speaker 1: this and this was right in my wheelhouse. Now, to
- 38:41Speaker 1: be fair, I did not see this initially. This was
- 38:43Speaker 1: sent to me by a listener who I believe is
- 38:47Speaker 1: named Mike, who does not live in Houston, but lives
- 38:50Speaker 1: in the suburbs of Houston. He says, Ben, did you
- 38:51Speaker 1: see this? He sent me an email this afternoon and
- 38:55Speaker 1: he said, the Texans, So this is this is the
- 38:58Speaker 1: coach of the Texans, Tomko Ryan. Now Dimiko Ryans lectured
- 39:02Speaker 1: the media, the beat writers that cover the Texans, and
- 39:06Speaker 1: Mike wanted me to see this. So the Texans, who
- 39:08Speaker 1: as a team have been lukewarm, I think we can
- 39:11Speaker 1: all agree on that they've been luke warm most of
- 39:13Speaker 1: the season. They shown some signs of life, but not
- 39:18Speaker 1: consistently in just another run of the mill mediocre team. However,
- 39:23Speaker 1: despite being lukewarm the roster, they are boiling hot, at
- 39:27Speaker 1: least the coaches and Demiko Ryans, who has said many
- 39:31Speaker 1: times he doesn't care about the media, consumes the media. Yes,
- 39:38Speaker 1: Dimiko Rans gave a dissertation on media coverage and among
- 39:43Speaker 1: the things that he had to say, Ryan's was very upset.
- 39:47Speaker 1: Dimiko Ryans that the media, he said, everybody wants to
- 39:50Speaker 1: write a hot story. The Texans coach said, and most
- 39:53Speaker 1: of the time it's negative stuff that people want to
- 39:55Speaker 1: talk about. Nobody wants to talk about the positive stuff
- 39:58Speaker 1: that happens. Now, I added this last part boohoo hoo
- 40:04Speaker 1: question coach Demico Ryans of the Houston Texans. He says,
- 40:10Speaker 1: the media thrives around the Texans on negative coverage at
- 40:14Speaker 1: the very into negativity. What is your read on this one?
- 40:18Speaker 1: What is your read on this one? So on this one,
- 40:21Speaker 1: if you open up the textbook to page thirteen of
- 40:23Speaker 1: the textbook and you read right at the very top,
- 40:26Speaker 1: it is a textbook case of I don't care. But
- 40:31Speaker 1: let me present a research paper for five minutes on
- 40:35Speaker 1: why I don't care? Or go you care? Right? You care?
- 40:42Speaker 1: So you either ignore the noise. Might you ignore the
- 40:47Speaker 1: noise the concophony of sounds, or you don't. There's no
- 40:51Speaker 1: need for a ted talk. You're not the editor, you're
- 40:54Speaker 1: not the program director of the media. You're not I
- 40:57Speaker 1: don't know what podcasters have. I don't know, nobody do
- 41:01Speaker 1: it by themselves. But whatever, and You're not there to
- 41:04Speaker 1: teach the media to avoid negative headline. It's like you're
- 41:09Speaker 1: trying to reinvent the wheel, Like, what are you doing?
- 41:13Speaker 1: Demko Ryan? Seriously, for years it has been if it bleeds,
- 41:18Speaker 1: it leads. Now, why is that phrase popular in mass media?
- 41:23Speaker 1: If it bleeds at least? And why do I always
- 41:25Speaker 1: say the equivalent of that in sports radio the better
- 41:27Speaker 1: stories in the losing locker room? Now, why do I
- 41:29Speaker 1: use that phrase? I use that phrase because it's it's
- 41:33Speaker 1: the human condition is what it is. And the phrase
- 41:36Speaker 1: just give you an example of how far this goes back.
- 41:39Speaker 1: The phrase if it bleeds it leads originated in the
- 41:43Speaker 1: eighteen hundreds. Do you understand that we're talking about the
- 41:46Speaker 1: eighteen nineties during the Spanish American War. And I'm not
- 41:51Speaker 1: making this up. You can literally do your own research.
- 41:55Speaker 1: Shall google it, ai it, do whatever you want. This
- 41:58Speaker 1: goes back to the Spanish American War of the late
- 42:01Speaker 1: eighteen nineties when the newspaper magnet William Randolph Hurst and
- 42:06Speaker 1: if you've ever been to the Hurst Castle, you know
- 42:08Speaker 1: this guy was loaded. Okay, So William Randolph Hearst Hurst
- 42:12Speaker 1: realized in the newspaper business that when you sensationalize a
- 42:17Speaker 1: story of violence what happened, more people wanted to read
- 42:23Speaker 1: about it, and therefore you sold more newspapers and trickle
- 42:27Speaker 1: down economics, you made more money. So Dmiko Ryans is
- 42:31Speaker 1: acting like this is some kind of new phenomena. It
- 42:33Speaker 1: goes back to the eighteen nineties, dude, like, seriously, this
- 42:37Speaker 1: is how the media has operated. I would say it
- 42:40Speaker 1: goes back to the caveman in the Angerthal days when
- 42:42Speaker 1: they would draw the sabertooth tiger on the wall of
- 42:47Speaker 1: the cave to warn the others to avoid the saber
- 42:51Speaker 1: tooth tiger. You get the point. So it's again, it's
- 42:54Speaker 1: just human nature. That's my point. People don't click on
- 42:57Speaker 1: stories that say Texans are playing great, everything's fine. They
- 43:02Speaker 1: don't click on that. You click on sky is falling,
- 43:06Speaker 1: Texans blow, They're in trouble. You click on that story,
- 43:11Speaker 1: and you make money based on the clicks. So that's
- 43:14Speaker 1: how it works. It's essentially factory settings, is what it is.
- 43:19Speaker 1: And because of evolution or whatever you want to call it,
- 43:22Speaker 1: we're all even though we're all different wink wink, nod
- 43:24Speaker 1: not we're not. We're all hardwired to prioritize threats over
- 43:31Speaker 1: the warm fuzzy It's kind of you know, the warm
- 43:34Speaker 1: fuzzy stuff's fine, but you're more worried about threats. You
- 43:37Speaker 1: spot a lion out on the serengetti, you're gonna spot
- 43:41Speaker 1: a lion rather than sit there and admire the sunset.
- 43:46Speaker 1: You got me on that. I know. Listen, it's right
- 43:49Speaker 1: my wheelhouse. I want to think Mike, who sent me
- 43:50Speaker 1: the story, Good job by you. Low hanging fruit, which,
- 43:54Speaker 1: as I've said for years, is the most delicious fruit
- 43:56Speaker 1: is the low hanging fruit. So again, just stop whining,
- 43:59Speaker 1: Dimico Ryan. You want nice, warm coverage, go to Texans
- 44:03Speaker 1: dot com, which is like, you know, the Sunshine website
- 44:07Speaker 1: for the Texans. I'm sure it's all propaganda and you
- 44:09Speaker 1: probably love that, right, get your pants down there. You're
- 44:11Speaker 1: all excited and otherwise, you know, that's the content industry
- 44:16Speaker 1: that we're in. The content mill is open.
- 44:18Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 44:21Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Here we go, it's Mallard. How about that to the
- 44:27Speaker 1: third degree? Here? Wait, it's one Big Ben gets grilled.
- 44:34Speaker 3: So Carson wentzen said to undergo season ending surgery on
- 44:37Speaker 3: his left shoulder, and that leaves the Vikings with only
- 44:39Speaker 3: two quarterbacks on their roster, JJ McCarthy and some guy
- 44:42Speaker 3: I've never heard of ben. Is there anyone that the
- 44:44Speaker 3: Vikings should target in a trade?
- 44:48Speaker 1: Yeah, Jameis Winston. That's it. I mean, it's all depressing,
- 44:50Speaker 1: but Jameis Winston is fun bad. He's not bad bad,
- 44:54Speaker 1: he's fun bad. He'll at least be fun. Other than that,
- 44:57Speaker 1: it's Russell Wilson. It's Kirk Cousins. You are had Cousins.
- 45:00Speaker 1: Wilson's done. So that's it. That's the not a list.
- 45:04Speaker 1: That's the big board. It's a big board of one.
- 45:07Speaker 1: Russell Wilson's third string quarterback there behind Russ and Jackson Dart,
- 45:12Speaker 1: Jamis Winston next.
- 45:13Speaker 3: Kyle Shanahan told reporters on Monday that it isn't a
- 45:16Speaker 3: long shot for Brock Purty to play in Week nine
- 45:18Speaker 3: after missing the last four games in a row for
- 45:20Speaker 3: the forty nine ers. Does Party's return make san Fan
- 45:22Speaker 3: more of a threat in the NFC West.
- 45:24Speaker 1: No, No, because he's been exposed as a second tier quarterback.
- 45:29Speaker 1: So it's about the other players. They don't have their
- 45:31Speaker 1: name brand defensive players. I'm not part of the forty
- 45:35Speaker 1: nine er Brock Purty marching in chowder society. And that said,
- 45:39Speaker 1: Mac Jones has cooled off, so Purty would be a
- 45:43Speaker 1: slight upgrade over the way Max played recently.
- 45:45Speaker 3: Next, Tony Dungee took to social media this week to
- 45:48Speaker 3: say that the NFL needs to make every play reviewable.
- 45:50Speaker 3: This comes after the outrage over the Eagles Tush push
- 45:53Speaker 3: being called dead for forward progress when Jalen Hurts had
- 45:56Speaker 3: the ball rip from his hands.
- 45:57Speaker 1: Ben, do you think Dungee's right about this? Yes, Let's
- 46:00Speaker 1: make every game like Game four or three of the
- 46:03Speaker 1: World Series. Make every game six hours and thirty nine minutes.
- 46:07Speaker 1: We'll just keep going and go. How we done? Cobo up?
- 46:09Speaker 1: Come on, I want, I won, Michael Africa on, I won,
- 46:13Speaker 1: I won, I did.
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- 46:27Speaker 2: listen live. It's of it buys good Little Rain at nine,
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- 46:35Speaker 3: Gear Rye gear Rye to nine, gear ry to nine,
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- 46:42Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. You heard the man. It's time for
- 46:44Speaker 4: some love here on the Ben Mallor Show. And I
- 46:48Speaker 4: just want to give a little warning out there for
- 46:50Speaker 4: all you people in situationships. Okay, yeah, your delusion can
- 46:55Speaker 4: only take you so far.
- 46:57Speaker 1: Swash yourself all right? Were emailing me, Lorena? Then apparently
- 47:02Speaker 1: I made him a mistake. Here is it? Was it
- 47:04Speaker 1: your birthday this week?
- 47:05Speaker 4: It was my birthday?
- 47:07Speaker 1: You didn't say anything about it. I didn't want to
- 47:09Speaker 1: be what's that called? That's the word. Okay, Yeah, I
- 47:13Speaker 1: don't know your I'm not.
- 47:15Speaker 4: I'm sure you saw my post.
- 47:18Speaker 1: On I don't go on. I'm telling you I really.
- 47:21Speaker 4: Well, I'm officially thirty three, and you'll be invited into
- 47:24Speaker 4: my birthday.
- 47:25Speaker 1: Well, what is it? Was your birthday yesterday? It was Monday, Monday,
- 47:28Speaker 1: so this is two days after your birthday. But because
- 47:32Speaker 1: did you know about this? Coop? Yes? Why didn't I
- 47:35Speaker 1: know about it?
- 47:35Speaker 4: He didn't get me any balloons either.
- 47:37Speaker 1: I didn't. I had no idea.
- 47:39Speaker 2: You got.
- 47:41Speaker 4: Only and Coop only knew because he knows that I'm
- 47:44Speaker 4: going to plan my birthday party on his birthday weekend.
- 47:46Speaker 1: And it actually made him mad. Oh you have you
- 47:49Speaker 1: have a big party. Well that is true, that.
- 47:51Speaker 4: Is yes, and you will be invited.
- 47:52Speaker 1: But I didn't know it was.
- 47:53Speaker 3: Your birthday before that incident happened.
- 47:56Speaker 1: We're wasting valuable time. This is very important. We're doing
- 47:58Speaker 1: God's work here. Happy birth, Taylor, And I apologize I
- 48:01Speaker 1: did not know Arbio season. Okay, Lady Cydeburn says, how
- 48:05Speaker 1: do I dress my partners downstairs? Smelling issue? Oh my gosh.
- 48:12Speaker 4: I just had this conversation with my friend the other day,
- 48:14Speaker 4: like how far have you gotten before you got turned off?
- 48:16Speaker 4: And I was like, no, that's why you got to
- 48:19Speaker 4: test it first, right, But if she really does have
- 48:22Speaker 4: an issue, you should have her go to the doctor.
- 48:24Speaker 4: Might have a bacterial infection, and don't use like sprays
- 48:29Speaker 4: to cover up the scent.
- 48:29Speaker 1: That's not how that works. No, No, what if you
- 48:33Speaker 1: put like a clip on your nose.
- 48:35Speaker 4: You can still taste it?
- 48:36Speaker 1: Oh hello, all right, there you go. Rob the goat
- 48:41Speaker 1: Man says dating advice for everyone. When is the ideal
- 48:44Speaker 1: time to let that first? The one rip? You know,
- 48:47Speaker 1: just let one rip? Do?
- 48:48Speaker 4: I think the best time is either accidentally or like
- 48:52Speaker 4: when you're asleep, right, Like they can't blame you if
- 48:55Speaker 4: you're sleeping. But for me, the first time one of
- 48:58Speaker 4: my boyfriends farted around me, we were like playing, so
- 49:01Speaker 4: he picked me up, and by picking me up, it
- 49:04Speaker 4: put pressure on him and.
- 49:05Speaker 3: He parted it.
- 49:06Speaker 1: Ah, so it's your fault. Yeah, you cause that.
- 49:09Speaker 4: And but you know, the embarrassment was there for both people.
- 49:12Speaker 4: So laugh about it, laugh about it, move on, and
- 49:14Speaker 4: make sure you didn't eat anything nasty that day because
- 49:17Speaker 4: you really can smell it.
- 49:18Speaker 1: So avoid the garlic and the onions. Yeah, maybe some
- 49:21Speaker 1: pineapple or something delicious. Well, speaking of that, JT. The
- 49:25Speaker 1: Wingman writes in from Knoxville. He says, is there a
- 49:28Speaker 1: particular food that puts a lady in the mood? You?
- 49:31Speaker 1: Of course, representing all women, Lorena would know what every
- 49:35Speaker 1: other woman likes that gets her all giddy.
- 49:38Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a that's a good one because they say oyster?
- 49:42Speaker 4: Is that afrodij Yeah? I like the slurping motion of it.
- 49:47Speaker 4: I mean, think about what the man does with his
- 49:49Speaker 4: mouth when he eats.
- 49:51Speaker 1: I mean the oysters.
- 49:52Speaker 4: There's things that are really unattractive to watch a man eat.
- 49:55Speaker 4: So don't don't like hot dogs around her or something
- 49:57Speaker 4: like that.
- 49:58Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well, open wide baby, depends what you're into.
- 50:03Speaker 1: Blind Scott is up, bellow, blind Scott, what's up?
- 50:09Speaker 5: Larry Bird? Birthday?
- 50:10Speaker 2: Thank you?
- 50:11Speaker 5: I know I don't have much I know I don't
- 50:12Speaker 5: have much time up again, so this is a serious question.
- 50:14Speaker 5: I was dating someone just like me, like a year ago,
- 50:17Speaker 5: and you know, I look at myself as the biggest celebrity.
- 50:20Speaker 5: But we were being made fun of in public. They
- 50:22Speaker 5: might be listening right now. They're like me, They're like, uh,
- 50:24Speaker 5: you know, non binary. But we were being made fun
- 50:27Speaker 5: of so bad. I just dumped them. I feel like
- 50:29Speaker 5: I want to get back together with them, But you
- 50:31Speaker 5: think like, since they're autistic, I directly told them that
- 50:34Speaker 5: I didn't like them anymore. You think that I can
- 50:36Speaker 5: recover this relationship. I'll take the questions off the air.
- 50:39Speaker 1: Well, no, I do you really want to? I mean,
- 50:43Speaker 1: what do you do?
- 50:43Speaker 4: I kind of like this question to be honest with you.
- 50:47Speaker 1: On the dating, was he dating on the spectrum? Was
- 50:50Speaker 1: that what he was doing?
- 50:51Speaker 4: A lot of people have to date on the spectrum.
- 50:52Speaker 4: More people are on the spectrum than you'd imagine, which
- 50:54Speaker 4: is why probably are a lot or single.
- 50:56Speaker 1: Make sure you communicate Okay, I've been to the Spectrum.
- 50:59Speaker 1: It was in Philadelphia Basketball Arena.
- 51:01Speaker 4: It's a beautiful place, beautiful place to Yeah, they find
- 51:03Speaker 4: really good relationships, sure about that. Yeah, just make sure
- 51:06Speaker 4: you know, you know what you do want and if
- 51:08Speaker 4: you're okay to handle the pressure of being in a
- 51:10Speaker 4: public relationship with that person or you know, keep them
- 51:12Speaker 4: under the covers.
- 51:15Speaker 1: There you queen of Hearts with love arena. Well.
- 51:19Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
- 51:21Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Attention everyone,
- 51:26Speaker 2: and the password is password, you idiot. Password the word
- 51:32Speaker 2: Game of the Stars. Here's Ben Meller's do it right
- 51:36Speaker 2: to the game.
- 51:36Speaker 1: We go, and we sail over to Daniel in Port Wayne, Indiana,
- 51:41Speaker 1: America's favorite crossing guard. Hello Daniel, Good morning Ben.
- 51:45Speaker 5: How are we doing?
- 51:46Speaker 1: If I was any better, I would be a Dodger,
- 51:50Speaker 1: but not an LA Dodger because they lost the World
- 51:52Speaker 1: Series game last week. So yeah, yeah, anyway, you're gonna play,
- 51:55Speaker 1: who do you want to partner up with? Sir Dan,
- 51:58Speaker 1: I gotta go with you. You didn't say I'm in
- 52:01Speaker 1: it to win it and all that. You just said,
- 52:02Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with you. I appreciate that whole. On
- 52:04Speaker 1: a second, and we have Mitch in man Cato. Hello, Mitch,
- 52:10Speaker 1: Hello Ben, how are you Mitch? You ready to go?
- 52:13Speaker 1: My man? If I was any better, I'd be a Viking.
- 52:16Speaker 1: But not a Minnesota Viking, because you know right they
- 52:19Speaker 1: got their doors blown off by the chargers last week.
- 52:22Speaker 1: Who do you want? You want you play with? Oraina
- 52:24Speaker 1: or Coop? Who do you want to play with? Cool? Okay,
- 52:28Speaker 1: there you go, Coop? Yeah, okay, all right, you said it.
- 52:33Speaker 1: You don't never beat it. Daniel in Fort Wayne. We
- 52:36Speaker 1: have a list of words. Uh well, it's a big
- 52:38Speaker 1: more of a big board. Please pick a number one
- 52:41Speaker 1: to ten, number one, number number number three. Alright, let's
- 52:50Speaker 1: go with blah blah blah blah blah. How about now?
- 52:55Speaker 1: I believe this is one word. It's it's a conjoined word,
- 52:59Speaker 1: which is one word? Yes, all right, it is low price.
- 53:08Speaker 1: You're looking at it right here, he says, low It's
- 53:12Speaker 1: a conjoined word, low price.
- 53:15Speaker 2: It is?
- 53:16Speaker 6: What is it?
- 53:16Speaker 1: Daniel? All right? All right? God, let's go with inexpensive.
- 53:29Speaker 1: He che guys dummer, your guys dumber.
- 53:35Speaker 6: If it wasn't the answer for him, I'm gonna be
- 53:38Speaker 6: the answer for us.
- 53:39Speaker 1: How about you? All right, it will get economical. How
- 53:43Speaker 1: about that? You go all right, we're on the board.
- 53:47Speaker 1: Go ahead, pick a number of bis. I mention, I
- 53:50Speaker 1: love you because you really upset Coop and I love that.
- 53:53Speaker 1: I really am happy for you that you've annoyed Coop
- 53:55Speaker 1: so much. I know that's that's the beauty, that's that's
- 54:00Speaker 1: why it's special.
- 54:00Speaker 6: Go ahead, pick a number, please, Mitch, pick a number,
- 54:07Speaker 6: he says, say five, five, okay, hurry hurry up.
- 54:12Speaker 1: Coat big again, coat co o a T coat, hurry up.
- 54:20Speaker 1: Three two say Awork, you lose, Coop, you lose. Bad
- 54:27Speaker 1: clues by you. Coop is now walking away in defeat.
- 54:30Speaker 1: He's given up.