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Hour 4 - Shotsy & the Edge · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka laka. It's our number four. It's a newbie night.
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  Speaker 1: Hooray for newbye night. It's a newbie night on the
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  Speaker 1: Ben Maler Show on this Wednesday, August twenty seventh. So
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  Speaker 1: here in hour number four, what is your read on
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys coach Brian Schottenheimer's our long meeting with Micah Parsons.
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  Speaker 1: He did not get into much detail, so that leaves
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  Speaker 1: the door open for speculation. Also, the Giants have released
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Cutlets. Is this the end of the Tommy Devido
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  Speaker 1: fairy tale or just the next chapter? And coach Kevin
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  Speaker 1: Stefanski said that your dur Sanders will serve as the
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  Speaker 1: Browns emergency third quarterback to start the year. How do
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  Speaker 1: you evaluate this one? We'll cover all of that and
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  Speaker 1: more right now on a Newbie Night, give way for
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  Speaker 1: same same people that call up every night. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: another story that will annoy you. Though some of you
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  Speaker 1: you know who you are, those of you in the
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  Speaker 1: back of the room get easily annoyed. So our lead
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  Speaker 1: this hour is from the fund Zone, otherwise known as
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  Speaker 1: Jerry's world, where apparently time does not move the same
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  Speaker 1: as it does in the rest of the NFL. That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Our obligatory Mallard monologue on the number one drove deep
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  Speaker 1: in the heart of Texas. Absolutely. If you've not heard
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  Speaker 1: the latest, maybe out on this the latest developments. Disenchanted,
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  Speaker 1: we'll use the word disenchanted. Dallas defender Mike up Parsons
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  Speaker 1: and his head coach, Brian Schottenheimer, known as Shatzi. This
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  Speaker 1: is the dog that used to poop on the field
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  Speaker 1: million years ago at Red's games. If you're old enough
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  Speaker 1: remember that. So Brian Schottenheimer and Micah Parsons got together
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  Speaker 1: and they had a chat. They had a discussion, and
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  Speaker 1: this was punishment for Micah Parsons in theory for moping
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  Speaker 1: around the field during the Falcons exhibition game with the
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta football team, where he had the body language of
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  Speaker 1: someone that had been sent to Guantanamo Bay. Now, Brian
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  Speaker 1: Schottenheimer revealed that he spoke with Parsons for one hour
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  Speaker 1: one hour, although he gave a vague answer and asked
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  Speaker 1: how the conversation when he said it was positive, but
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  Speaker 1: he didn't get into details. So let us discuss the
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  Speaker 1: question for the esteem panel, which you are part of.
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  Speaker 1: What is your read on the room? As the Cowboys coach,
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  Speaker 1: Brian Schottenheimer had an hour long meeting with Micah Parsons.
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  Speaker 1: So I've got what a burger, junk drawer and fire extinguisher,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll combine all of these things together and we
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  Speaker 1: are going to make the gabba goo and then we'll
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  Speaker 1: throw in the baba ganoosh and then for dessert, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have homemade cinnamon rolls. So that's a good meal.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good meal. Not to lead off here, this
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  Speaker 1: to me, I saw the timeline. I saw that, Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's an hour meeting Parsons and Shoteneira, and it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: sound like a meeting. This sounds like a hostage situation
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  Speaker 1: to me? Is that too harsh? Oh, you're just being
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  Speaker 1: a shock shock. That sounds like an interrogation scene at
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  Speaker 1: a law and order or something like that. An hour now,
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  Speaker 1: in football terms, an our meeting with your coach is
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  Speaker 1: like sitting through four quarters of a preseason slash exhibition
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  Speaker 1: game where no starters play and you watch the whole
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  Speaker 1: thing that is known as agony, pure agony with a
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  Speaker 1: capital A for agony. And now Brian Schottenheimer wants you
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  Speaker 1: and I to believe wants us to believe Brian Schottenneimer
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  Speaker 1: that this was some kind of big summit in Jerry's world,
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  Speaker 1: big old summit, righty, Like the world leaders all got
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  Speaker 1: together at Camp David and they had to get together.
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  Speaker 1: Palais listen, I know mean any disrespect, which means I'm
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  Speaker 1: about to disrespect the person I'm about to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: Brian Schottenheimer is the human participation trophy of NFL coaches?
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  Speaker 1: Does anyone disagree with that? I don't see anybody raising
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  Speaker 1: their hands. I don't. He just is a guy that's
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  Speaker 1: happy to be there. He was happy that he got invited,
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  Speaker 1: and he never expected to be a head coach because
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  Speaker 1: nobody thought he was good enough to be a head coach,
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  Speaker 1: and Jerry Jones doesn't really think he's good enough to
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  Speaker 1: be a head coach. But Jerry's like, hey, I'm the
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  Speaker 1: coach anyway, so I'll just have you pretending to be
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  Speaker 1: the coach and you just do what I tell you
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  Speaker 1: and we're good. And Schottenheimer's like, I got invited to
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  Speaker 1: the party. I'm making a lot of money. It's a
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  Speaker 1: cool job. It looks good on my resume, so why not?
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  Speaker 1: Why not? Right? What the heck? Just go for? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: this guy's supposed to be a general. You're the head coach,
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  Speaker 1: You're a general, right, that's the cliche there, But in
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  Speaker 1: reality he's much more of a sock puppet, much more
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  Speaker 1: of a soccer bue puppet. You can practically see Jerry's
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  Speaker 1: hand moving the strings every time as the puppet master.
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  Speaker 1: Every time Schottenheimer opens his mouth to the media, it's like, well,
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  Speaker 1: did Jerry approve this? Of course he did. Of course
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  Speaker 1: he approved this message. And if you're really honest with
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  Speaker 1: the situation here and you think about, what do you
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  Speaker 1: even talk about? For a sixty minute meeting between Schottenheimer
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  Speaker 1: and Micah Parsons. Probably what were they doing debating is
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  Speaker 1: Chick fil A better than what a burger? But you're
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  Speaker 1: in Texas, so you're supposed to say what a burger
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  Speaker 1: because it's a Texas thing. What about in and out Burger?
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  Speaker 1: How does that rate you say yes to? You don't
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  Speaker 1: say yes to in and out because that's a West
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  Speaker 1: Coast thing. You're in Texas. You got to go with
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  Speaker 1: what a burger? Were they scrolling the Madden ratings and
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  Speaker 1: debating whether the ratings were right on the Madden Game?
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  Speaker 1: Probably not. So it's just craziness. It just is right.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, that's not really coaching, having an hour long
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  Speaker 1: meeting where you're doing that kind of stuff. It's like
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  Speaker 1: two college roommates and you're just kind of hanging out
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  Speaker 1: on a random, you know, Wednesday night or Tuesday night
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. Real NFL meeting. And I think all meetings
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  Speaker 1: lean and mean no more than fifteen minutes. That should
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  Speaker 1: be the longest meeting. Fifteen minutes. Should be less than
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  Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. Bang bang, boom boom. That's it. Move on
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  Speaker 1: with your day, get in, get out, get in, get out.
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  Speaker 1: That's the way she'd do it. Anything longer, and you
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  Speaker 1: are entering the political term philibuster, and you do not
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  Speaker 1: want to filibuster. You don't. But here's the bigger picture,
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  Speaker 1: wide angle lens here, wide angle lens on the Dallas Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: So the Cowboys are once again proving every single day
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  Speaker 1: for the last couple of weeks here that this is
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  Speaker 1: a reality TV show. It's not a football team. At
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  Speaker 1: Jerry's the executive producer we mentioned in a previous episode
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  Speaker 1: Spaghetti Western. But it's a reality show. And Michaeh Parsons
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  Speaker 1: in this part of the storyboard, Michael Parsons your diva star.
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  Speaker 1: So you got Jerry Jones executive producer, Michael Parsons divastar.
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  Speaker 1: And then Brian Schottenheimer is the guy in the corner
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  Speaker 1: who's holding the Q cards hoping that he doesn't lose
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  Speaker 1: his job, and every once in a while they let
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  Speaker 1: him hold the boom mic boom boom boom boom boom
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  Speaker 1: real talk. Who used to call the show boom boom
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  Speaker 1: bom boom boom. So this so called our long meeting,
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  Speaker 1: it is not progress. It is performance art. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I wrote down on my scorecard. Performance art of my
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  Speaker 1: notes app It's another episode of Jerry's Big Drama ol rama,
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  Speaker 1: giving you the illusion that Brian Schottenheimer is some kind
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  Speaker 1: of general all right. Furthermore, to Jersey. We go to
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  Speaker 1: Jersey where Tommy DeVito, good old Tommy DeVito, Well he's
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  Speaker 1: no longer good old Tommy DeVito with the Giants's time
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  Speaker 1: with the Giants has come to an end. It is
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  Speaker 1: over for now and most likely for good. The Giants
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  Speaker 1: have fired Tommy DeVito. The breakout, feel good story of
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  Speaker 1: the NFL fan favorite local Boy does Well from New Jersey,
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  Speaker 1: spent two plus years Tommy DeVito somehow as the ultimate
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  Speaker 1: underdog story, a movie waiting to happen for Tommy DeVito.
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  Speaker 1: Local Boy long shot makes it with the hometown NFL
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  Speaker 1: team and the quarterback gets it done. Now, he didn't succeed.
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  Speaker 1: He was a bad quarterback. I've heard some people try
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  Speaker 1: to say he was a good quarterback. Those people don't
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  Speaker 1: know ball. But is this the end? Is this the
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  Speaker 1: end of Tommy DeVito's fairy tale the now former Giants
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  Speaker 1: quarterback or is this just the next chapter. It's got
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  Speaker 1: to the judges scarcards on this and now DeVito, I
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  Speaker 1: have this as the endgame. And here's why DeVito will
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  Speaker 1: likely end up in the NFL somewhere. They love to
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  Speaker 1: recycle crap bag quarterbacks in the NFL. They just love it, right,
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  Speaker 1: they can't. They get all horny getting these suck bag
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  Speaker 1: quarterbacks and having them bounce from team which you have experience, Well,
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  Speaker 1: you suck. It doesn't matter. You have experience. Okay, you're bad,
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  Speaker 1: but you've got experience. Okay, we'll sign you. That's the
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  Speaker 1: way it goes in the NFL. So the Giants have
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  Speaker 1: tossed Tommy DeVito into the junk drawer right now, and
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  Speaker 1: he's right next to you. If you look in the
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  Speaker 1: junk drawer, he's right next to him. Tebow's clipboard and
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: brock Osweiler's ridiculous contract. We got that Gutch played well
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  Speaker 1: for the Broncos in two games, and the Texans gave
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  Speaker 1: him this ridiculous contract. Anyway, maybe you don't remember that.
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  Speaker 1: So Tommy DeVito was a shooting star right shooting the
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  Speaker 1: moon to the moon, and he was a comet very
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  Speaker 1: briefly a comment and he lit up the New York Skyline,
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  Speaker 1: the tabloids in New York City and then crashed into
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  Speaker 1: the parking lot there at the Metal Lands. Boom boom boom,
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  Speaker 1: boom boom boom, just like that. And story, I got it.
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  Speaker 1: The story was always better than the player. The story
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  Speaker 1: was always better than the play. And now I did
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  Speaker 1: have the Giants in that Packer game. That was the
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  Speaker 1: signature moment primetime game. I think it was a Monday night,
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  Speaker 1: the Giants and Packers, and the Giants upset Green Bay.
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  Speaker 1: So he had a moment. It's a Broadway play. There's
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  Speaker 1: no second act. Broadway play, no second act. That's essentially
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  Speaker 1: where I have this end. He'll forever though here's the thing, Like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for Tommy DeVito that he lost
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  Speaker 1: his job. For now, he will forever be remembered for
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  Speaker 1: living at home with his mommy and daddy, eating chicken
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  Speaker 1: cutlets and throwing just enough wobbly passes to convince a
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  Speaker 1: segment of Giant fans that he was the second coming
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  Speaker 1: of Phil Simms. Like that that I'm telling you now.
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  Speaker 1: Regardless though the the NFL, unfortunately the Giants determined that
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  Speaker 1: they had enough. This is not the feast of Gennaro.
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  Speaker 1: It's not. And you know, he's a folk hero. He's
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  Speaker 1: like a folk hero for a generation. Like I would
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  Speaker 1: argue that DeVito will live off this, assuming he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: really make it anywhere else in the NFL, he will
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  Speaker 1: live off this for thirty years that he's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: at every autograph show and signing those little mini helmets.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Tommy Tommy cutlets. You know that costs more
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  Speaker 1: Tommy DeVito. You get that, But Tommy cutlets cost a
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  Speaker 1: little more than Tommy DeVito when on your autograph at
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  Speaker 1: the autograph show, every restaurant opening, he'll be there. He'll
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  Speaker 1: cut the ribbon at events there. He'll he'll be part
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  Speaker 1: of the Giant Alumni Association. He'll shake hands, he'll kiss
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  Speaker 1: betty babies, all that stuff. He'll go to every little
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  Speaker 1: Italy festival in the Tri State area and beyond and beyond,
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  Speaker 1: and they'll write a story, be a book, and then
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  Speaker 1: it'll be a movie, and they'll make a movie. You know,
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  Speaker 1: a local guy does well living in his mom's basement.
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  Speaker 1: You mom's making him chicken cutlets for breakfast. Well, you
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  Speaker 1: don't eat that for breakfast, Well, he ate it for breakfast,
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  Speaker 1: and then and then that's the movie. That's like the
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  Speaker 1: opening scene in the movie. Hey, Tommy, you got practice
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  Speaker 1: today for the Giants. You know that whole thing opening scene.
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  Speaker 1: So Devido is set to live as his alter ego
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Cutlas. Remember one's agent was on the field and
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  Speaker 1: he had the hot the hand signs like the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Now, last thing, we go to Cleveland where
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  Speaker 1: they Brownies have made their move coach Kevin Stefanski. Coach
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Stefanski has made a decision on who will back
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  Speaker 1: up jump ball Joe Flacco at quarterback this season in
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  Speaker 1: Northern Ohio. And it is not not Schaudear Sanders. Instead,
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  Speaker 1: it's the other guy, the other rookie, Dylan Gabriel has
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  Speaker 1: been named QB number two. That's right, So he will
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  Speaker 1: be the backup to the forty something year old Joe Flacco.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's forty one. Kevin Stefanski saying that Chadur
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  Speaker 1: Sanders will serve as the Browns emergency third quarterback to
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  Speaker 1: start the season, that he'll be in uniform but will
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  Speaker 1: not play unless things go sideways. So how do you
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  Speaker 1: evaluate this particular story? So Sanders on this one, it's
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  Speaker 1: a Shakespearean quarterback tragedy. You've got Schadeur Sanders who is
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  Speaker 1: the understudy in this quarterback tragedy, which is the Cleveland
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  Speaker 1: Browns quarterback room, and he does not appear to know
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  Speaker 1: the lines. According to the Browns coaching staff, he will
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  Speaker 1: wear the costume because he'll suit up. But unless Joe
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  Speaker 1: Flacco has his hammy go whammy, then that's it. And
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  Speaker 1: then Gabriel would also have to forget the alarm clock,
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  Speaker 1: forget to set the alarm clock, and then he'll oversleep,
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  Speaker 1: and then he'll be he'll be stuck in the wings
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  Speaker 1: and all that stuff. And then so to rephrase this,
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  Speaker 1: though Shuldar Sanders now the third quarterback, he is the
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  Speaker 1: fire extinguisher in the quarterback room for the Cleveland Brows.
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  Speaker 1: That Kevin Stevanski like all fire extinguishers, you have them,
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  Speaker 1: but you don't want to use them. I remember years
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  Speaker 1: there was a fire, and heroically one of the producers
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  Speaker 1: He took the fire extinguished, you're out, and he ran
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  Speaker 1: out to the street there and the car was on
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  Speaker 1: fire and he put out the fire, and he thought, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on top of the ward. I'm gonna win some
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  Speaker 1: kind of award from the company, and the management at
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  Speaker 1: that time they informed him never to do that again
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  Speaker 1: extinguisher put in the building. True story, those people aren't
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure the new people would be very understanding. But
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  Speaker 1: the point is the same. The fire extinguisher, you don't
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  Speaker 1: really want to use it and all that stuff. And however,
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  Speaker 1: there's a case the whole thing does go up in flames.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Browns, that's what happened. And Joe Flacco, I
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  Speaker 1: assume he'll have like he's been the last couple of years,
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  Speaker 1: hot and cold, good Joe Flacco, bad Joe Flacco, doctor Jeko,
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  Speaker 1: mister Hyde. And he's the old furnace, you know, he's
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  Speaker 1: the old friends. And then you've got Gabriel, wo's like
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  Speaker 1: the space heater when he gets cold there in Cleveland
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  Speaker 1: and got kind of a flickering pilot light on that
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  Speaker 1: little thing. And then you've got Sanders, who's like bolted
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  Speaker 1: to the wall because he's the fire extinguishers, kind of
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  Speaker 1: waiting for the chaos and all that. It is the
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  Speaker 1: Say hello to Lorena who got a giant box of
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  Speaker 1: pickles in the mail. I have a pile in my
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• 20:02
  Speaker 1: night newby night? Oh my god, it's newby Night. So
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: have the things we need to take care of. Belichick
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: ending up in the tabloids again Bill Belichick. The tabloids
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: excited that Bill Belichick. What did he do? Did he
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: break up with Jordaan Hudson? No, he has made a
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: real estate deal. Say what, h Yeah, Bill Belichick quietly
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: has listed his Nantucket cottage for so you can live
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: where Bill Belichick did some really tawdry things. It'll cost
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: you if you go at asking price three point nine
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: million for Belichick. Now, I've always heard Belichick loves Nantucket
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: like that. That's his special place. Does he have another
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: home there? Is he going to buy another home? He
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: doesn't really need the money. Belichick's seventy three and he's
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: got all that NFL money. I think he's worth more
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: than two hundreundred millionaires. He made hundreds of millions with
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: the Patriots over the years and the other teams he's had.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Do you think Jordan hutch he has conspiracy? You think
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Jordan Hudson's like, hey, you got to sell that house
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: because you know, get that money going, you know, use
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: that money for something else. You know. She's like, hey,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I gotta get my tentacles into all that Belichick money.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Gotta do it, Gotta do it. So Belichick and the tabloids.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I'm going to keep an eye on that story, see
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: if there's something else going on with that. We teased
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: this earlier. We never paid it off, but there's an
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers update. We still have not gotten a full name.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: We have not seen a mug shot, We have not
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: seen any chie not real photographic evidence that Aaron Rodgers
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: his wife, he claimed he got married, that there's none
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: of that. No one said they attended the wedding. No
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: one said they didn't attend the wedding. Well, I guess
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: people have said that, because how would you. Anyway, the
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: wags have checked in on this. You know who the
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: wags are? You know what wags?
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: No?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: No?
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: No, that's sports jargon. That's what guys say for the
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: women who are with the athletes. They call them wags,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: wives and girlfriends, the wags. Okay, so the wags of
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: the Jets are. They've chimed in on this, and they
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: do not think. They're doubtful that Aaron Rodgers is actually married,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: saying they never saw anyone, never met anyone. So what's
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: going on? You think Rogers this wife? You think she's
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: being held captive somewhere and like Malibu or something, he's
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: made of plastic. Interesting, the type you blow up? You know,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: that would be the ultimate. When Rogers retires from the Steelers. Oh,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: by the way, boys, I never got married. You're all
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: a bunch of losers. I'll talk about all about it
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: on Joe Rogan's podcast. You know, like that whole thing.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: You know what's great about blow up girls? Where's Brittany? What?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: You can take them with you on vacations. You just
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: you know, deflate them and put them in your suitcase. Yeah,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: you should tell hollering James that. Yeah. So remember back
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: in June, Aaron Rodger said he had been married for
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: a couple of months, but still no one has seen
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: the supposed wife, Brittany. Interesting. Interesting, this does get that
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: anti tale type situation going there, you know, the fake girlfriend.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: That's wild. That is wild. Let's call the phones on
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: a Newbie night, newbe night. All right for newbe Night.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Nuclear Nate. I like that name.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Nuclear Nate is in Rhode Island. Hello, Nuclear Nate. It's
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: a Newbie night. I'm great. It's a newbie night or
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: morning now, I guess it's Newbie morning.
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: I just wanted to call in on Newby Night. Well,
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: welcome you, Coop and Loraina.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you. Appreciate that you are just a ball ofvengers.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: You certainly sound like you're nuclear.
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: Oh I'm about to be Oh yeah, almost what do you? Yeah?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Well, how are you nuclear? Nate? What is your magical power.
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: Building? Nuclear things ben all over the place?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Is that right? Interesting?
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: But I think Aaron Rodgers, you see his wife soon,
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: he's going to come to the press conference with it,
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: although I think it's going to be a sock puppet
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: on his hands.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: That'd be good. You know, he's got to get a
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: full muppet like a like the old Scot Kermit or
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Miss Piggy. How he showed up with miss here's my
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: my wife, Miss Piggy. She's a large lady, a large
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: puppet and here she is right there. Be good?
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: Oh that'd be great.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well thanks for listening, Nate. I appreciate it.
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: Thank you ourr buddy.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: There's a nuclear name. It's a Nuby. Let's go to Corey.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Very nuclear. Yeah, well he's way I mean this guy,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: that guy's a ball of fire. Not right now, he's
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: got to get his day started. Let's go to Corey
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: in Minneapolis. Hello, Corey, welcome, it's newby night, Cory.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: It is, and you know what, it's not really nube night.
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: My wife and I.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Have a thirty five forty mile commute every morning, and
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I'm not allowed to touch the radio dial unless it's
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: mister mall.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Look at that.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: That's that's that's a happy relationship right there. That is
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: a power that is a power couple. Is what that?
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: What's your what's your wife's name? Corey?
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: Jenna?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Jenna, Jenna and Corey.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Here stay hi, honey, Hi, good morning.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Jenna. Let me tell you something. You're my favorite woman
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: married to a guy named Corey in Minneapolis. I'm a
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: big fan. I want to thank you for that. I
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: want to thank you for your loyalty and your long commute.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: You're long because you live out in the suburbs, is
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: that right, and you come into the city.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: We do.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we live.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: In the South Suburbs and we drive in every morning.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: And you coop in Lorena's energy and insight on just
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: just your takes and and everything are entertaining and it's
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: a good way to.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Look at that. This is the sun. I always say
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: when we go to these meet and greets and all
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: the freak show up, I say, the real people, the
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: salt of the silent majority. Core right, his bride there,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: it's wonderful.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: And also one thing that Aaron Rodgers might he probably
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: thinks he got married, but it was just an hallucination
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: from Iowa.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: It's a good point. What if he got maybe he
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: fell in love with you know those Nigerian email scams.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Maybe he he had like a love scam and he
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: fell in love with.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's and he's that's why he's still playing football.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: You got, you got fleet.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: He has no money through exactly, He's got to play
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: untill he's sixty. He'll keep playing. All right, Well, listen,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I thank you for calling you to be safe. I
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: appreciate you checking in and thank you for listening. That's awesome.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: So yeah, thanks for all you guys doing. It really
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: does make it a great start to the day.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Outstand, look at that.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Send that to management Coop. Send that to the corporate
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: weasels that we work for here in Shapiro right now.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Send that how popular we are? Send that to Scotch
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Shapiro right now. Come on this radio show on Foxes Radio.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Everyone says, so all right, let's go to Darnell in Kansas. Hello,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Darnell got caught in the twilight zone. I think, Hello,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I apologize, Darnell. You know what, I'm gonna give you
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: a golden ticket, Darnell, because you went above and beyond.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: You might suck as a caller, but you you were
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: on hold way too long. I apologize. I somehow the
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: thing of a jake didn't work to watch m call.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I apologize, Darnell. Welcome to the show.
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: Darnell, right, Oh, Jordy, y'all keep me whoop to the night?
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Well, we don't. We definitely don't keep you woke.
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: We keep you awake, though, I want to take the militia.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Oh man, another let me down.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: We have a rule generally we only do it once
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: a show, but you were on hold for about seven hours.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna check with my my panel here. Should
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: we break the rule for Darnell in Kansas? No begging? Loraina?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Should we break the rule for Darnell? Who wants to
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: do the oath? She says, yeah? Cooper loop yes or
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: no Coop? Yeah? All right, we'll do it, Darnell. We'll
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: do We're gonna do the oath. Darnell. We're violating oath.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: We're violating the rule. We're violating the rule.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: For those that are new to the show. The Mallard
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Militia is a very powerful underground operation. All right, we
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: are a mostly peaceful group, but there is an oath.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: And Darnell, I would like you to take the Are
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: you driving right now? What are you doing, Darnell? Yeah,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: they're driving? All right. Well, I'm gonna tell you to
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: raise your hand, but I want you to have one
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: hand on the wheel. Okay, here, we got it. I
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: state your name. I Detroit Darnahill, Detroit Darnell. Look at this,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: do solemnly swear, do solidly swear that I will support
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: and defend the Ben Maler Show, that I will.
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: Support and defend then.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Mallard Show against all enemies.
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: Against all enemies.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Foreign and domestic, born and domestic, especially those that do
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: daytime talk radio in Houston.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: No.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I added that, And then I here go, and then
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I will obey the orders.
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: And I will obey the orders.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: To peacefully fight back, to peacefully fight back against hostile.
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: Attacks, against hostile attack.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: From rivals, sports gas bags and blowhards from.
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: Rival sports gas bags and blowhards.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: So help me, God, So help me God. Congratulations Detroit Darnell,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: you are now by the power vested in me by
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: the state of the Ben Mahler Show legends like Justin
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: and Cincinnati, Robbie the Mariner, fan, just Josh, mister knisk
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: all these other characters. I now pronounce you a sworn
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: member of the Malord Militia. Congratulations girl, all right, and
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: we must mention also the great Skeeter in Montana rest
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: in peace, Skinter. This was his idea. Skeeter demanded an oath.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: He called us up from Montana's I need an oath.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I need to be sworn in. And that that was
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: the beginning of the Mallard Militia oath. So thank you Skeeter,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: and thank you Darnell. You're from Detroit. How long you've
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: been in Kansas.
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: Darnell moved here in twenty and twenty one.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, you like it?
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: Yes's cool.
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: My wife was born and raised out Old Lake for Kansas. Okay,
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: we were and we were living in Phoenix. Her mom
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: got sick. She wanted to move back home and be closer.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you gotta tell you, yeah, you gotta take
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: you well, you know you can go back to Detroit later.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: You got to take care of the parents, right, you
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: know how that goes Darne. Aw all right, you gotta take
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: care of yeah, now, yeah, all right, Well, thank you Darnell.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Thanks for listen, man, I appreciate it. Thank you, sir,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, there's darns a little taste of Skeeter.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: He's he's listening on the other side of the Pearly gates.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I say hello to Cali Casey. What's going on? CALLI Casey.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: It's a newbie night ray for newbye night, A reay
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: for new bye night. I Cali Casey.
• 31:10
  Speaker 8: I have never been so honored in my life to
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: be talking to Ben Miller. But hey, I do have
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: something to say about Travis Kelsey. You know, I mean,
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: love is love, man, Come on, what do.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: You what do you what do you mean?
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, heart does what a heart does.
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: And they fell in love and and between you and
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: me in the sidewall, and I just have to say,
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: you got to be happy for them.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I don't have to be happy. I mean I don't.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying I don't know them. Could you be indifferent? Ben? Yeah?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I am neutral. I'm like Switzerland.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know either one of them.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, they're just I mean, I'm I guess it's
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: great that together. If they like each other, that's that's good.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Rights some days that's Lorraine, I don't Today that's Justin
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: and Justin and Cincinnati. Justin and Cincinnati's a real love guy.
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: Between her and Goop de Loop. Hey, well Coop, ask
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: Coop does he love love?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, Well you can't say you don't because then
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: you're a douche, you know, So what are you supposed
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: to say? That's a you know, I I gotta go,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: thank you, Let's go to Let's go to Tom who's
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: in Vermont. Uh, that's two calls from Vermont. That's a
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: new record on the show. To it because the only
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: people in Vermont are are like animals and trees and
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: stuff and Arnie Spaniel. Hello, Tom, Hey, I guess.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: I won't mask do the uh the mal Ard militia
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: whatever you call it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Well, that's a yes, we call it the whatever you
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: call it. We formally called it the what you might
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: call it, But that's a candy bar.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: So now, yeah, well I forgot what I was gonna say.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: But so a long time ago, I listed every morning
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: on my way to work, and you were somehow hedgehogs
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: came up and Lorraina said, I got a story about hedgehogs,
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: and then I think you had to go to commercial.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: And I never heard it.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm a story about hedgehogs. Can you tell the
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: story in a very short amount of time?
• 33:21
  Speaker 9: Yes, My friend had a hedgehog and she lost it
• 33:23
  Speaker 9: for three weeks and it got lost down in her
• 33:25
  Speaker 9: air conditioning vent.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: And then one day she heard it going and she
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: pulled it out and it was still alive. That's it.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: That was my story.
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: Okay, Well, I guess it's melodramatic.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Then that's a great story. She gave you. She gave
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: you the she gave you the thumbnail version. She did
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: not give you the extended dance remix. She gave you
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: the radio. I feel like I should call hang up
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: on his call right now. Okay, we'll hang up on him.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: There you go, Thank you. Let's go to Scottie. It's
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: a nuby in Tampa. Hello, Scottie, what's going on? Scotty
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: A newby Night Newby Morning?
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Now, that's right, man, it's newby Morning calling from Tampa.
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: I'm a big fan of the show.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: First time I've ever really called into a radio station
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: because I produce a radio show.
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: You're in Tampa.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, fellow fellow radio brother from the Brotherhood of Radio.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: That's what's up, man. But I got you guys got
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: to come down to Tampa for a mallor meet and greet. Man.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: All right, well listen, you're listen. I would love to
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: go to Tampa. All right. You you have the power.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: You have to convince your local bosses to make that happen,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: and we will be there. You'll be right, you'll go.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Lorraina shaking her head, Yes, Coop shaking, we'll go. We'll
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: do a Tampa meet and greet. I'd be wonderful.
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: I'd love that Tampa. I got the iHeart connection. So
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: we're already saying, all right, boom your boom.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: We've got a couple of big sponsors. Man, we're right
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: there with Donald Yeah.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Shout out to w Dae and ninety eight Rock Baby.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. All right, Scott, I love that you're fellow radio guy, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Scotty, Scotty, fellow radio man right there, Thank you, Scotty.
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  Speaker 1: could be worse. I mean, there are worse things through
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  Speaker 1: guys on hold they want to play the next thing
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  Speaker 1: that would be password, the word Game of the Stars. Password.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to that and we will do it next.
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  Speaker 2: Attention everyoneord is password, you idiot? Password the word Game
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  Speaker 2: of the Stars. Here's Ben Maller.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do it on a newby night. We've got the
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  Speaker 1: Beast of the East in Rochester. Hello, Beast of the East?
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  Speaker 6: How are you?
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  Speaker 8: Ben?
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  Speaker 6: I try and cow, but you're too popular. I never
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  Speaker 6: get in.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I apologize. I will try to suck so
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  Speaker 1: I will try.
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  Speaker 6: To do bad. I will debate a couple of comics night.
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  Speaker 6: But to play your games?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Who would you like to partner up with? You?
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  Speaker 1: Play with me? Ben, Lorena or Coop.
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  Speaker 6: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: You will of course, of course, beasts. There's no other option? Popular?
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  Speaker 6: Not?
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 6: Can I give you one comment to think about first?
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  Speaker 6: Or not?
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 1: Sure, I don't have time. I don't, I really don't.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't have time. Hold on, Beast, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: play the game. Uh. And Tyler is in the great
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  Speaker 1: state of Maine. Hello, Tyler, welcome.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, good morning, Ben, this is the Beast of the
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  Speaker 6: East Coast.
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  Speaker 1: Oh look at that. Are you saying that Maine is
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  Speaker 1: more well, it certainly is further east of Rochester, so
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  Speaker 1: you definitely have that. Yes, all right, Tyler, who do
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  Speaker 1: you want to partner up with? You got Cooper? Lorena?
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  Speaker 1: All right, Coop, you're in. Yes, Loraina, you're off the show. Bye, guys,
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  Speaker 1: I'm finally something. Okay, all right, Beast of these we
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  Speaker 1: have a list of words one to ten. Please pick
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  Speaker 1: a number one to ten, Beast of the East.
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  Speaker 6: I will please my birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Ninth you were you were born in the ninth month
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  Speaker 1: or on the ninth day, ninth day? Sure, okay, just
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  Speaker 1: go with it. Why not, let's go with Let's see
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  Speaker 1: there's a I could do? How about? Oh man, which
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  Speaker 1: direction do I want to go? How about we go
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  Speaker 1: with loaf loaf? What what did you say? He said?
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  Speaker 1: What he was asking to you? You to repeat l
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  Speaker 1: o A f loaf?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, this is where spelled we go? What
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  Speaker 1: do you think that is. What word are we looking for?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, but we're gonna win.
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  Speaker 9: All right, all right, all right, so let's go with Tyler. Tyler,
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  Speaker 9: let's go with You heard Ben's clue. My clue is
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  Speaker 9: gonna be wheat repeated one more time.
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  Speaker 1: Wheat w h E A T wheat. Yeah, let's go.
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  Speaker 6: What I was gonna say?
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  Speaker 1: Why did you say? Go ahead? Pick a number, Tyler,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, pick a number? He said number two. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't know it was his turn. Oh my god, wait,
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  Speaker 1: number two. Hurry up, hurry up, let's go with a
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  Speaker 1: let's see. Oh that's easy. Uh I swear, I swear no.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: He was supposed to play the rules. He did not
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  Speaker 1: know the rules.