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Introducing You're Such A Ranker: Best Holidays Edition! · Omni Talk Retail

• 0:09
  Hello,
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  everyone.
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  Ann
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  and
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  I
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  are
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  trying
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  something
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  new
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  today.
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  In
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  true
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  entrepreneurial
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  fashion,
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  we
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  are
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  throwing
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  it
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  out
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  there
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  and
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  seeing
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  if
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  it
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  sticks.
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  The
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  genesis
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  of
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  what
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  you
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  are
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  about
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  to
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  hear
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  or
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  watch
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  is
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  that
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  Ann
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  and
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  I
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  have
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  been
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  blown
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  away
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  by
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  the
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  number
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  of
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  people
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  that
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  watch
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  the
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  shorts
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  of
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  our
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  lightning
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  round
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  at
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  the
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  end
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  of
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  every
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  Fast
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  five
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  that
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  we
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  record.
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  Every
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  Fast
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  five
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  podcast
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  that
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  we
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  record
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  in
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  which,
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  you
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  know,
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  we
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  are
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  retail
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  experts,
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  so
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  to
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  speak,
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  but
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  the
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  lightning
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  round,
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  and
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  I
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  don't
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  really
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  think,
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  I
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  don't
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  think
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  the
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  lightning
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  rod
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  really
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  qualifies
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  as
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  retail
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  insights.
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  And
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  maybe
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  it
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  does
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  take.
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  No
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  expertise
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  is
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  required
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  for
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  the
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  answers.
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  No.
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  No
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  questions.
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  No.
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  No.
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  So
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  those
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  people
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  tuning
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  in
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  for
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  our
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  retail
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  insights
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  are.
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  Are
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  still
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  loving
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  our
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  lightning
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  round.
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  So.
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  So
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  because
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  of
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  that,
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  and
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  we
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  teased
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  this
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  on
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  our
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  Fast
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  five
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  together
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  a
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  few
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  weeks
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  ago,
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  we're
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  going
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  to
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  rank
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  stuff.
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  We're
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  going
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  to
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  rank
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  stuff
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  today
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  and.
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  And
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  we're
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  going
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  to
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  start
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  this
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  first
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  ever
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  show
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  ranking
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  our
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  favorite
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  holidays
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  one
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  through
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  five.
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  Are
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  you
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  ready?
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  I
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  love
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  that.
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  I
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  love
• 1:05
  that.
• 1:05
  There's
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  no
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  other
• 1:06
  premise
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  but
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  rank
• 1:08
  stuff.
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  That
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  was,
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  that
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  was
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  the
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  thesis
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  for
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  this
• 1:11
  podcast.
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  So
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  very,
• 1:12
  very
• 1:13
  deeply
• 1:13
  thought
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  through.
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  Rank
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  stuff.
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  Yes,
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  yes.
• 1:16
  Rank
• 1:17
  our
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  favorite
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  holidays
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  today.
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  I
• 1:18
  love
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  it.
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  And
• 1:19
  you
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  know,
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  as
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  you
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  say
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  that
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  it's
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  totally
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  on
• 1:21
  brand
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  for
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  us.
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  Totally
• 1:22
  rank
• 1:23
  stuff.
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  Let's
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  just
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  reg
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  stuff.
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  Yes.
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  Are
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  you
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  ready
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  to
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  go?
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  Yes,
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  I'm
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  ready
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  to
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  go.
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  Oh,
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  you
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  want
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  to
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  ask
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  a
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  question
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  before
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  we
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  get
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  started?
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  Before
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  we
• 1:30
  get
• 1:30
  started,
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  I
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  have
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  to
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  ask
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  you
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  a
• 1:31
  question.
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  So
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  we're
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  ranking
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  holidays.
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  Did
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  you,
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  in
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  your
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  prep
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  for
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  this
• 1:38
  podcast
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  have
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  to
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  Google
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  the
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  holidays?
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  No,
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  I
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  did
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  not,
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  Ann.
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  No,
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  I
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  did
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  not.
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  Okay.
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  Given
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  my
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  47
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  years
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  of
• 1:47
  experience
• 1:47
  on
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  this
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  earth,
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  I
• 1:48
  was
• 1:48
  pretty
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  comfortable.
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  I
• 1:49
  knew
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  which
• 1:50
  holidays
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  registered
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  in
• 1:51
  my
• 1:52
  mind,
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  but
• 1:52
  I
• 1:52
  take
• 1:53
  it.
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  So
• 1:54
  it
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  was
• 1:54
  just
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  me.
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  Yes,
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  I
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  did.
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  I
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  did.
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  Because
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  it
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  was
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  very
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  challenging.
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  Like
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  when
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  you
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  look
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  at
• 2:01
  the
• 2:01
  list,
• 2:01
  I
• 2:01
  wanted
• 2:01
  to
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  make
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  sure
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  that
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  I
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  wasn't
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  forgetting
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  any
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  holidays
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  I
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  know
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  or
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  like
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  where
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  do
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  the
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  holiday.
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  What's
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  considered
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  a
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  holiday?
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  Because
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  like
• 2:08
  the
• 2:09
  US
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  Holidays,
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  if
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  you
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  just
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  Google
• 2:10
  it,
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  is
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  like
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  the
• 2:12
  ones
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  that
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  the
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  government
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  is
• 2:13
  closed
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  down.
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  They
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  don't
• 2:14
  get
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  into
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  like
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  St.
• 2:17
  Patrick's
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  Day,
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  Valentine's
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  Day.
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  Oh,
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  definitely
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  a
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  holiday.
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  Definitely
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  a
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  holiday.
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  Yes.
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  Okay,
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  so
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  that's.
• 2:22
  I
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  included
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  those.
• 2:23
  I
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  just
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  wanted
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  to
• 2:24
  set
• 2:24
  the
• 2:24
  table.
• 2:24
  Yes,
• 2:24
  you
• 2:24
  should
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  have.
• 2:25
  So
• 2:25
  that
• 2:25
  we're
• 2:25
  like,
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  still
• 2:26
  we're
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  allowed
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  to
• 2:27
  include
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  non
• 2:28
  government
• 2:28
  holidays
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  in
• 2:29
  this
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  Because
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  I
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  definitely
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  did.
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  So
• 2:31
  just
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  just
• 2:32
  clarifying.
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  Okay.
• 2:33
  Yes,
• 2:33
  you
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  definitely
• 2:34
  should
• 2:34
  have.
• 2:34
  Yeah,
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  no,
• 2:35
  there's
• 2:35
  no
• 2:35
  rules
• 2:35
  in
• 2:36
  Rank
• 2:36
  Stuff.
• 2:36
  And
• 2:37
  there's
• 2:37
  no
• 2:37
  rules,
• 2:38
  in
• 2:38
  fact.
• 2:38
  But
• 2:38
  the
• 2:38
  only
• 2:39
  rule
• 2:39
  I
• 2:39
  think
• 2:39
  for
• 2:39
  this
• 2:39
  one
• 2:40
  is
• 2:40
  it's
• 2:40
  us
• 2:40
  holidays.
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  Like,
• 2:41
  we're
• 2:41
  not
• 2:41
  doing
• 2:42
  Boxing
• 2:42
  Day
• 2:42
  or
• 2:43
  something
• 2:43
  like
• 2:43
  that.
• 2:43
  Even
• 2:43
  though
• 2:44
  one
• 2:44
  of
• 2:44
  your
• 2:44
  titles,
• 2:45
  one
• 2:45
  of
• 2:46
  the
• 2:46
  potential
• 2:46
  titles
• 2:46
  for
• 2:47
  this
• 2:47
  entire
• 2:47
  series
• 2:47
  if
• 2:48
  it
• 2:48
  takes
• 2:48
  off
• 2:48
  is
• 2:48
  you're
• 2:49
  such
• 2:49
  a
• 2:49
  ranker.
• 2:50
  In
• 2:50
  honor
• 2:50
  of
• 2:50
  our
• 2:50
  friends
• 2:51
  overseas
• 2:51
  as
• 2:52
  well.
• 2:52
  But,
• 2:52
  um,
• 2:53
  but
• 2:53
  yes,
• 2:53
  Ann,
• 2:54
  I
• 2:54
  think
• 2:54
  you,
• 2:55
  you,
• 2:55
  I
• 2:55
  think
• 2:55
  you,
• 2:56
  if
• 2:56
  you
• 2:56
  Googling
• 2:56
  helped
• 2:57
  you
• 2:57
  arrive
• 2:57
  at
• 2:57
  that,
• 2:57
  I'm
• 2:58
  all
• 2:58
  for
• 2:58
  it,
• 2:58
  so.
• 2:59
  But
• 2:59
  I,
• 2:59
  I,
• 3:00
  I
• 3:00
  wanted
• 3:01
  to
• 3:01
  make.
• 3:01
  Sure
• 3:01
  that
• 3:01
  I
• 3:01
  was,
• 3:02
  that
• 3:02
  I
• 3:02
  was
• 3:02
  applying
• 3:03
  to
• 3:03
  all
• 3:03
  the
• 3:03
  terms
• 3:03
  and
• 3:04
  conditions
• 3:04
  of
• 3:05
  the
• 3:05
  Rank
• 3:05
  Stuff
• 3:06
  podcast.
• 3:06
  So
• 3:07
  I
• 3:07
  just
• 3:08
  made
• 3:08
  sure
• 3:09
  I
• 3:09
  was
• 3:09
  doing
• 3:09
  my
• 3:09
  due
• 3:09
  diligence.
• 3:10
  So
• 3:10
  we
• 3:10
  are
• 3:10
  recognizing
• 3:11
  for
• 3:11
  everyone
• 3:12
  listening,
• 3:13
  any
• 3:13
  holiday
• 3:14
  that
• 3:14
  is
• 3:14
  recognized
• 3:16
  somewhat
• 3:16
  in.
• 3:17
  The
• 3:17
  US
• 3:18
  it
• 3:19
  can
• 3:19
  even
• 3:19
  be
• 3:19
  like
• 3:19
  your
• 3:19
  own
• 3:20
  holiday
• 3:20
  too.
• 3:20
  Like
• 3:20
  Festivus,
• 3:21
  you
• 3:21
  know,
• 3:21
  like
• 3:21
  on
• 3:21
  Seinfeld,
• 3:22
  like,
• 3:22
  if
• 3:22
  you
• 3:22
  have
• 3:23
  Bongo
• 3:23
  Day
• 3:23
  in
• 3:23
  your
• 3:23
  house
• 3:24
  or
• 3:24
  something
• 3:24
  like
• 3:24
  that,
• 3:24
  you.
• 3:25
  Know,
• 3:25
  that
• 3:26
  was
• 3:26
  included.
• 3:27
  That
• 3:27
  also
• 3:27
  qualifies.
• 3:28
  Well,
• 3:28
  I
• 3:28
  think
• 3:28
  it
• 3:29
  should.
• 3:29
  I
• 3:29
  think
• 3:29
  it
• 3:29
  should.
• 3:30
  But,
• 3:30
  but.
• 3:30
  All
• 3:30
  right,
• 3:31
  let's
• 3:31
  see
• 3:31
  where
• 3:31
  you
• 3:31
  came
• 3:31
  up
• 3:31
  with.
• 3:32
  All
• 3:32
  right,
• 3:32
  all
• 3:32
  right,
• 3:32
  you
• 3:33
  start
• 3:33
  us
• 3:33
  off.
• 3:34
  Number.
• 3:34
  We're
• 3:34
  gonna
• 3:34
  go
• 3:35
  reverse
• 3:35
  order.
• 3:36
  What
• 3:36
  is
• 3:36
  your
• 3:36
  fifth
• 3:37
  favorite
• 3:37
  holiday?
• 3:39
  Okay,
• 3:41
  this
• 3:41
  holiday,
• 3:42
  this
• 3:42
  is
• 3:42
  where,
• 3:42
  this
• 3:43
  is
• 3:43
  where
• 3:43
  I
• 3:43
  get
• 3:43
  into
• 3:44
  the,
• 3:44
  like,
• 3:44
  gray
• 3:45
  of
• 3:45
  the
• 3:45
  holidays.
• 3:46
  But
• 3:46
  my
• 3:46
  fifth
• 3:46
  favorite
• 3:47
  holiday
• 3:47
  is
• 3:47
  Summer
• 3:48
  solstice,
• 3:49
  the
• 3:49
  longest
• 3:50
  day
• 3:50
  of
• 3:50
  the
• 3:50
  year.
• 3:50
  Solstice.
• 3:51
  Wow.
• 3:52
  Starting
• 3:52
  off
• 3:53
  strong,
• 3:53
  coming
• 3:53
  in
• 3:54
  strong.
• 3:54
  Why
• 3:54
  do
• 3:55
  you
• 3:55
  like
• 3:55
  the
• 3:55
  summer
• 3:55
  solstice?
• 3:56
  What
• 3:56
  day
• 3:57
  is
• 3:57
  that?
• 3:57
  June
• 3:57
  21.
• 3:58
  June
• 3:58
  21.
• 3:59
  June
• 3:59
  21.
• 4:00
  Nice.
• 4:00
  Okay.
• 4:01
  All
• 4:01
  right.
• 4:01
  I
• 4:02
  have
• 4:02
  a
• 4:03
  lot
• 4:03
  of,
• 4:03
  I
• 4:03
  have
• 4:03
  a
• 4:04
  lot
• 4:04
  of
• 4:04
  friends
• 4:04
  who
• 4:04
  have
• 4:05
  summer
• 4:05
  solstice
• 4:06
  parties.
• 4:06
  And
• 4:06
  it's
• 4:07
  like,
• 4:07
  fun.
• 4:07
  One
• 4:08
  of
• 4:08
  them,
• 4:08
  yeah,
• 4:08
  one
• 4:09
  of
• 4:09
  them
• 4:09
  does
• 4:09
  like
• 4:10
  a
• 4:10
  Midsummer
• 4:10
  Night's
• 4:11
  Dream
• 4:11
  themed
• 4:11
  one.
• 4:12
  And
• 4:12
  it's
• 4:12
  like,
• 4:12
  kind
• 4:12
  of
• 4:13
  cool.
• 4:13
  Another
• 4:14
  friend
• 4:14
  of
• 4:14
  mine
• 4:14
  is
• 4:15
  Latvian
• 4:15
  and
• 4:16
  they
• 4:16
  have,
• 4:16
  they
• 4:16
  always
• 4:17
  celebrate
• 4:17
  the
• 4:18
  summer
• 4:18
  solstice.
• 4:19
  Yanni
• 4:20
  Day
• 4:20
  is
• 4:20
  what
• 4:21
  they
• 4:21
  call
• 4:21
  it.
• 4:21
  And
• 4:21
  it,
• 4:22
  she
• 4:22
  like
• 4:22
  has
• 4:22
  this
• 4:22
  whole
• 4:23
  party
• 4:23
  where
• 4:23
  she,
• 4:23
  her
• 4:24
  dad's
• 4:24
  like
• 4:24
  the
• 4:24
  US
• 4:25
  Ambassador
• 4:25
  to
• 4:25
  Latvia,
• 4:26
  so
• 4:26
  like,
• 4:26
  he
• 4:27
  brings
• 4:27
  in
• 4:27
  all
• 4:28
  this
• 4:28
  Latvian
• 4:28
  food
• 4:29
  and,
• 4:29
  like,
• 4:29
  she
• 4:29
  has
• 4:29
  this
• 4:30
  great
• 4:30
  party.
• 4:31
  It's
• 4:31
  my
• 4:31
  grandmother's
• 4:32
  birthday,
• 4:33
  so
• 4:33
  I
• 4:34
  like,
• 4:34
  I
• 4:34
  think
• 4:34
  of
• 4:35
  her
• 4:35
  that
• 4:35
  day.
• 4:35
  And
• 4:36
  it's
• 4:36
  the
• 4:36
  most
• 4:37
  sunlight
• 4:38
  that
• 4:38
  we
• 4:38
  get
• 4:39
  for
• 4:39
  in
• 4:40
  one
• 4:40
  day.
• 4:40
  And
• 4:40
  I
• 4:40
  think
• 4:41
  that
• 4:41
  alone
• 4:41
  is
• 4:42
  like
• 4:42
  a
• 4:42
  reason
• 4:42
  to
• 4:43
  celebrate.
• 4:43
  So
• 4:43
  I'm
• 4:44
  going
• 4:44
  Summer
• 4:44
  solstice,
• 4:45
  it's
• 4:45
  crazy.
• 4:46
  It's
• 4:46
  unorthodox.
• 4:47
  But
• 4:48
  that's
• 4:48
  my
• 4:48
  top
• 4:49
  five.
• 4:49
  My
• 4:49
  five
• 4:50
  holiday
• 4:50
  of
• 4:51
  the
• 4:51
  top
• 4:51
  five
• 4:52
  summer
• 4:52
  solstice.
• 4:53
  Like
• 4:53
  that,
• 4:54
  that
• 4:55
  even
• 4:55
  crank
• 4:55
  my
• 4:55
  kids
• 4:56
  or
• 4:56
  crack
• 4:56
  my
• 4:57
  consideration.
• 4:58
  This
• 4:58
  is
• 4:58
  why
• 4:58
  I
• 4:59
  googled
• 4:59
  Chris,
• 5:00
  because
• 5:00
  I
• 5:00
  was
• 5:00
  like,
• 5:01
  what
• 5:01
  holidays
• 5:02
  are
• 5:02
  there
• 5:02
  that
• 5:02
  I'm
• 5:02
  not
• 5:03
  thinking
• 5:03
  of?
• 5:03
  And
• 5:03
  this
• 5:03
  was
• 5:04
  on
• 5:04
  the
• 5:04
  list.
• 5:04
  And
• 5:04
  I
• 5:04
  was
• 5:04
  like,
• 5:05
  yeah,
• 5:05
  I
• 5:05
  actually
• 5:06
  do
• 5:06
  love
• 5:06
  that
• 5:07
  day.
• 5:07
  Wow.
• 5:08
  I'll
• 5:08
  give
• 5:08
  you.
• 5:08
  I'll
• 5:08
  give
• 5:08
  you
• 5:09
  the
• 5:09
  sunlight
• 5:09
  day.
• 5:10
  The
• 5:10
  sunlight
• 5:10
  thing
• 5:10
  is
• 5:10
  cool.
• 5:10
  I
• 5:11
  didn't
• 5:11
  even
• 5:11
  know.
• 5:11
  I
• 5:11
  didn't
• 5:11
  even
• 5:11
  know
• 5:12
  people
• 5:12
  that
• 5:12
  existed
• 5:13
  like,
• 5:13
  that
• 5:13
  People
• 5:13
  had
• 5:13
  summer
• 5:14
  solstice
• 5:15
  parties.
• 5:15
  I
• 5:15
  had
• 5:15
  no
• 5:16
  idea.
• 5:16
  And
• 5:16
  Yanni
• 5:17
  Day,
• 5:17
  like,
• 5:17
  I
• 5:17
  imagine
• 5:18
  that
• 5:18
  that's
• 5:18
  a
• 5:18
  word
• 5:18
  specific
• 5:19
  to
• 5:19
  Latvian
• 5:19
  culture
• 5:20
  as
• 5:20
  opposed
• 5:20
  to,
• 5:20
  like,
• 5:21
  listening
• 5:21
  to
• 5:21
  Yanni
• 5:22
  music.
• 5:22
  Right.
• 5:23
  Although
• 5:23
  it's
• 5:23
  Jade,
• 5:24
  inclusion
• 5:24
  of
• 5:24
  both
• 5:25
  would
• 5:25
  be
• 5:25
  kind
• 5:25
  of
• 5:25
  fun.
• 5:26
  Okay,
• 5:26
  got
• 5:26
  it.
• 5:26
  Got
• 5:26
  it.
• 5:27
  Yes.
• 5:27
  All
• 5:27
  right,
• 5:28
  all
• 5:28
  right.
• 5:29
  Well,
• 5:29
  mine
• 5:29
  is
• 5:30
  not
• 5:30
  quite.
• 5:31
  Mine
• 5:31
  is
• 5:31
  not
• 5:31
  quite
• 5:31
  as
• 5:32
  obscure.
• 5:32
  And
• 5:33
  I
• 5:33
  will
• 5:34
  put
• 5:34
  that
• 5:34
  out
• 5:35
  there.
• 5:35
  Mine
• 5:35
  is
• 5:36
  New
• 5:36
  Year's
• 5:36
  Day.
• 5:36
  New
• 5:37
  Year's
• 5:37
  Day,
• 5:37
  actually.
• 5:38
  Oh,
• 5:38
  okay.
• 5:39
  What.
• 5:39
  Why,
• 5:40
  What's.
• 5:40
  Why
• 5:40
  does
• 5:40
  take
• 5:41
  fifth
• 5:41
  place
• 5:42
  for
• 5:42
  me?
• 5:42
  It's,
• 5:43
  it's,
• 5:43
  it's.
• 5:44
  It's.
• 5:44
  It's
• 5:45
  not.
• 5:45
  It's
• 5:45
  not
• 5:45
  like
• 5:45
  on
• 5:46
  the
• 5:46
  upper
• 5:46
  echelon,
• 5:46
  but
• 5:47
  it's
• 5:47
  like,
• 5:47
  it
• 5:47
  gets
• 5:48
  ranked
• 5:48
  for
• 5:48
  me
• 5:48
  because
• 5:49
  of
• 5:49
  the
• 5:49
  nostalgia
• 5:50
  and,
• 5:50
  you
• 5:50
  know,
• 5:50
  love
• 5:51
  is
• 5:51
  in
• 5:51
  the
• 5:51
  air.
• 5:52
  You
• 5:52
  know,
• 5:52
  you
• 5:52
  look
• 5:53
  back
• 5:53
  on
• 5:53
  the
• 5:53
  past
• 5:54
  year,
• 5:54
  you
• 5:54
  can
• 5:54
  look
• 5:54
  back
• 5:55
  fondly.
• 5:55
  It
• 5:55
  gives
• 5:55
  you
• 5:55
  good
• 5:56
  memories.
• 5:56
  You
• 5:56
  always
• 5:56
  remember
• 5:57
  where
• 5:57
  you
• 5:57
  are.
• 5:58
  When
• 5:58
  Harry
• 5:58
  Met
• 5:59
  Sally
• 5:59
  comes
• 5:59
  into
• 6:00
  play
• 6:00
  in
• 6:00
  my
• 6:00
  mind.
• 6:01
  You
• 6:01
  also
• 6:02
  get
• 6:02
  the
• 6:02
  next
• 6:02
  day
• 6:03
  off,
• 6:03
  which,
• 6:03
  as
• 6:03
  you're
• 6:03
  going
• 6:03
  to
• 6:03
  see
• 6:04
  in
• 6:04
  my
• 6:04
  rankings
• 6:04
  and
• 6:05
  how
• 6:05
  many
• 6:05
  days
• 6:06
  off
• 6:06
  I
• 6:06
  get
• 6:06
  around
• 6:06
  the
• 6:07
  holidays.
• 6:07
  Very,
• 6:08
  very,
• 6:08
  very
• 6:09
  valid
• 6:09
  for
• 6:09
  my
• 6:09
  ranking.
• 6:10
  Yes.
• 6:11
  Very
• 6:11
  light
• 6:11
  week
• 6:12
  heading.
• 6:13
  The
• 6:13
  light
• 6:13
  week
• 6:13
  heading
• 6:14
  into
• 6:14
  it
• 6:14
  before
• 6:14
  Christmas
• 6:15
  is
• 6:15
  as
• 6:16
  well.
• 6:16
  Ryan
• 6:17
  Seacrest
• 6:17
  balls
• 6:18
  are
• 6:18
  dropping
• 6:18
  in
• 6:18
  New
• 6:19
  York
• 6:19
  City.
• 6:19
  New
• 6:20
  Year's
• 6:20
  Eve
• 6:20
  or
• 6:21
  New
• 6:21
  Year's
• 6:21
  Day.
• 6:22
  Because
• 6:22
  you
• 6:22
  said
• 6:22
  New
• 6:22
  Year's
• 6:22
  Day.
• 6:23
  You
• 6:23
  need
• 6:24
  New
• 6:25
  Year's,
• 6:25
  New
• 6:25
  Year's,
• 6:26
  the
• 6:26
  whole.
• 6:26
  Got
• 6:26
  to
• 6:27
  pick
• 6:27
  a
• 6:27
  home.
• 6:27
  Got
• 6:27
  to
• 6:27
  pick
• 6:28
  a
• 6:28
  day.
• 6:28
  No,
• 6:28
  no,
• 6:29
  no,
• 6:29
  no.
• 6:29
  You're
• 6:30
  delineating
• 6:30
  between
• 6:30
  New
• 6:30
  Year's
• 6:30
  Eve
• 6:31
  and
• 6:31
  New
• 6:31
  Year's
• 6:31
  Day.
• 6:32
  Yes.
• 6:32
  Let
• 6:32
  me
• 6:32
  tell
• 6:32
  you
• 6:33
  why.
• 6:33
  Because
• 6:33
  New
• 6:33
  Year's
• 6:33
  Day
• 6:34
  period
• 6:35
  and
• 6:35
  the.
• 6:35
  24
• 6:35
  hour
• 6:36
  period
• 6:36
  is
• 6:36
  what
• 6:36
  I'm
• 6:36
  saying.
• 6:37
  Nope.
• 6:37
  Nope.
• 6:38
  Disqualified.
• 6:38
  Okay,
• 6:38
  go
• 6:38
  ahead,
• 6:39
  pick
• 6:39
  New
• 6:39
  Year's
• 6:40
  Eve
• 6:40
  or
• 6:40
  New
• 6:40
  Year's
• 6:41
  Day.
• 6:41
  New
• 6:41
  Year's
• 6:42
  Day,
• 6:42
  New
• 6:42
  Year's
• 6:42
  Eve,
• 6:43
  New
• 6:43
  Year's
• 6:43
  Eve,
• 6:43
  then
• 6:44
  New
• 6:44
  Year's
• 6:44
  Day
• 6:44
  fucks
• 6:45
  you
• 6:45
  are
• 6:46
  the
• 6:46
  first
• 6:47
  day
• 6:47
  of
• 6:47
  any
• 6:47
  one
• 6:47
  of
• 6:48
  your
• 6:48
  New
• 6:48
  Year's
• 6:49
  Eve,
• 6:49
  like,
• 6:50
  resolutions
• 6:51
  goes
• 6:52
  into
• 6:52
  play.
• 6:52
  So
• 6:52
  that
• 6:53
  means,
• 6:53
  like,
• 6:54
  no
• 6:54
  sweets,
• 6:54
  you're.
• 6:54
  Going
• 6:55
  to
• 6:55
  the
• 6:55
  gym,
• 6:55
  smoking
• 6:56
  or
• 6:56
  going.
• 6:57
  To
• 6:57
  the
• 6:57
  gym
• 6:57
  or
• 6:57
  whatever
• 6:58
  it
• 6:58
  is.
• 6:59
  Yeah,
• 6:59
  that
• 6:59
  goes
• 7:00
  into
• 7:00
  effect.
• 7:00
  You
• 7:01
  may
• 7:01
  Be
• 7:01
  hungover
• 7:02
  or
• 7:02
  at
• 7:03
  least
• 7:03
  just
• 7:03
  tired
• 7:03
  because
• 7:04
  you
• 7:04
  were
• 7:04
  up
• 7:04
  late
• 7:04
  the
• 7:04
  night
• 7:05
  before.
• 7:05
  And
• 7:05
  then
• 7:06
  the
• 7:06
  next
• 7:06
  day
• 7:06
  you
• 7:07
  gotta
• 7:07
  go
• 7:07
  to
• 7:07
  work
• 7:07
  after
• 7:08
  being
• 7:08
  on
• 7:08
  vacation
• 7:09
  for
• 7:09
  the
• 7:09
  last
• 7:09
  however
• 7:10
  long.
• 7:10
  So
• 7:11
  I
• 7:11
  say
• 7:11
  New
• 7:11
  Year's
• 7:12
  Day,
• 7:13
  not
• 7:13
  no
• 7:14
  New
• 7:14
  Year's
• 7:14
  Eve.
• 7:14
  I'll
• 7:14
  get.
• 7:15
  Yeah,
• 7:15
  you're
• 7:15
  right,
• 7:15
  you're
• 7:15
  right,
• 7:16
  you're
• 7:16
  right.
• 7:16
  By
• 7:17
  New
• 7:17
  Year's
• 7:17
  Day,
• 7:17
  I.
• 7:18
  You're
• 7:18
  right.
• 7:18
  I.
• 7:19
  In
• 7:19
  our
• 7:20
  First
• 7:20
  Rank
• 7:20
  stuff
• 7:21
  podcast,
• 7:21
  I
• 7:21
  need
• 7:22
  to
• 7:22
  change
• 7:22
  my
• 7:22
  answer
• 7:22
  and
• 7:23
  you
• 7:23
  have
• 7:23
  convinced
• 7:23
  me
• 7:23
  to
• 7:23
  change
• 7:24
  my
• 7:24
  answer.
• 7:24
  It's
• 7:24
  not
• 7:25
  New
• 7:25
  Year's
• 7:25
  Day,
• 7:25
  it's
• 7:26
  New
• 7:26
  Year's
• 7:26
  Eve.
• 7:27
  Yes.
• 7:27
  New
• 7:27
  Year's
• 7:28
  Eve.
• 7:28
  Yes.
• 7:28
  Okay,
• 7:29
  great.
• 7:30
  You
• 7:30
  get
• 7:30
  out
• 7:30
  of
• 7:30
  work
• 7:30
  early.
• 7:31
  Like,
• 7:31
  there's
• 7:31
  a
• 7:31
  lot
• 7:32
  of
• 7:32
  pluses
• 7:32
  to
• 7:32
  New
• 7:32
  Year's
• 7:33
  Eve.
• 7:33
  You
• 7:34
  dress
• 7:34
  up,
• 7:34
  you
• 7:34
  get
• 7:35
  to
• 7:35
  like
• 7:36
  celebrate.
• 7:36
  Usually
• 7:37
  you
• 7:37
  go
• 7:37
  something
• 7:37
  fancy
• 7:38
  like,
• 7:38
  I'll
• 7:38
  give
• 7:38
  you
• 7:38
  New
• 7:38
  Year's
• 7:39
  Eve.
• 7:39
  I
• 7:39
  think
• 7:39
  that's
• 7:39
  a
• 7:40
  valid
• 7:40
  holiday.
• 7:41
  Okay.
• 7:41
  Okay.
• 7:42
  All
• 7:42
  right.
• 7:42
  All
• 7:42
  right,
• 7:42
  I'm
• 7:42
  going
• 7:43
  to
• 7:43
  lead
• 7:43
  the
• 7:43
  next
• 7:43
  one
• 7:43
  then.
• 7:44
  So
• 7:44
  number
• 7:44
  four.
• 7:45
  Number
• 7:45
  four
• 7:45
  was
• 7:46
  one.
• 7:46
  When
• 7:46
  I
• 7:46
  was
• 7:46
  thinking
• 7:46
  about
• 7:47
  this,
• 7:47
  it
• 7:47
  kind
• 7:48
  of
• 7:48
  snuck
• 7:48
  in
• 7:48
  as
• 7:48
  a
• 7:48
  dark
• 7:48
  horse.
• 7:49
  Like
• 7:49
  I
• 7:49
  was
• 7:49
  kind
• 7:49
  of
• 7:49
  surprised
• 7:50
  like
• 7:50
  when
• 7:50
  I,
• 7:50
  when
• 7:51
  I
• 7:51
  came
• 7:51
  up
• 7:51
  with
• 7:51
  this
• 7:51
  one.
• 7:52
  But
• 7:52
  number
• 7:52
  four
• 7:53
  for
• 7:53
  me
• 7:53
  is
• 7:53
  honestly
• 7:54
  Memorial
• 7:55
  Day.
• 7:55
  And
• 7:56
  Memorial
• 7:56
  Day.
• 7:57
  Okay,
• 7:57
  start
• 7:58
  a
• 7:58
  summer
• 7:59
  start
• 7:59
  of
• 7:59
  summer
• 8:00
  barbecue,
• 8:01
  three
• 8:01
  day
• 8:02
  weekend
• 8:02
  again,
• 8:03
  the
• 8:03
  time
• 8:03
  off
• 8:04
  work
• 8:04
  theme.
• 8:05
  Kids
• 8:05
  are
• 8:05
  pretty
• 8:05
  much
• 8:06
  done
• 8:06
  with
• 8:06
  school
• 8:06
  at
• 8:07
  this
• 8:07
  point,
• 8:07
  so
• 8:07
  the
• 8:07
  teachers
• 8:08
  don't
• 8:08
  give
• 8:08
  a
• 8:08
  flying
• 8:09
  fiddlers
• 8:09
  about
• 8:10
  anything.
• 8:10
  But
• 8:11
  the
• 8:11
  downsides
• 8:11
  of
• 8:12
  it
• 8:12
  are
• 8:12
  that
• 8:12
  it's
• 8:12
  often
• 8:13
  taken
• 8:13
  up
• 8:13
  by
• 8:13
  like
• 8:13
  a
• 8:14
  dental
• 8:14
  convention
• 8:15
  that
• 8:15
  Mrs.
• 8:15
  Omni
• 8:15
  Talk
• 8:16
  has
• 8:16
  to
• 8:16
  go
• 8:16
  to
• 8:17
  or,
• 8:17
  you
• 8:17
  know,
• 8:18
  somebody
• 8:18
  plans
• 8:18
  a
• 8:18
  wedding,
• 8:19
  which
• 8:19
  I
• 8:19
  also
• 8:19
  hate
• 8:20
  weddings
• 8:20
  on
• 8:21
  holidays.
• 8:21
  Like,
• 8:21
  that's
• 8:21
  just
• 8:22
  a
• 8:22
  big
• 8:22
  freaking
• 8:23
  pet
• 8:23
  peeve
• 8:23
  of
• 8:23
  mine.
• 8:24
  But
• 8:24
  you're
• 8:24
  getting,
• 8:24
  you're
• 8:25
  getting
• 8:25
  invited
• 8:25
  to
• 8:25
  a
• 8:25
  lot
• 8:26
  of
• 8:26
  weddings
• 8:26
  these
• 8:26
  days,
• 8:27
  Chris
• 8:27
  in
• 8:27
  your
• 8:27
  40s.
• 8:28
  But
• 8:29
  yeah,
• 8:29
  I
• 8:29
  am
• 8:29
  actually
• 8:30
  still
• 8:30
  do.
• 8:30
  But.
• 8:31
  Yes,
• 8:31
  but,
• 8:31
  but
• 8:32
  it
• 8:32
  always
• 8:32
  happens.
• 8:32
  Like
• 8:33
  people
• 8:33
  do
• 8:33
  that
• 8:33
  at
• 8:33
  weddings
• 8:34
  on
• 8:34
  Memorial
• 8:34
  Day
• 8:34
  and
• 8:34
  stuff.
• 8:34
  So.
• 8:35
  But
• 8:35
  so,
• 8:35
  you
• 8:35
  know,
• 8:35
  so
• 8:36
  it
• 8:36
  gets
• 8:37
  why
• 8:37
  it's
• 8:37
  not
• 8:38
  higher
• 8:38
  is
• 8:38
  those
• 8:39
  things,
• 8:39
  right?
• 8:39
  Like,
• 8:39
  it's
• 8:40
  just,
• 8:40
  it's,
• 8:40
  it's
• 8:40
  sometimes,
• 8:41
  sometimes
• 8:41
  just
• 8:41
  gets
• 8:41
  clouded
• 8:42
  up
• 8:42
  or,
• 8:43
  or
• 8:43
  clamped
• 8:43
  up
• 8:43
  with
• 8:44
  other
• 8:44
  activities
• 8:45
  around
• 8:45
  it.
• 8:45
  So
• 8:45
  I
• 8:45
  don't
• 8:45
  get
• 8:46
  to
• 8:46
  spend
• 8:46
  it
• 8:46
  to
• 8:46
  the
• 8:46
  degree
• 8:47
  that
• 8:47
  I
• 8:47
  want
• 8:47
  to,
• 8:47
  but
• 8:48
  I
• 8:48
  like
• 8:48
  it
• 8:48
  because,
• 8:49
  you
• 8:49
  know,
• 8:49
  start
• 8:50
  a
• 8:50
  summer
• 8:50
  and
• 8:50
  it's
• 8:50
  kind
• 8:50
  of
• 8:51
  like,
• 8:51
  it's
• 8:51
  kind
• 8:51
  of
• 8:51
  got
• 8:51
  a
• 8:51
  summer
• 8:52
  solstice
• 8:52
  vibe
• 8:53
  that
• 8:53
  I
• 8:53
  have
• 8:53
  for.
• 8:54
  That
• 8:54
  it
• 8:54
  has
• 8:54
  for
• 8:54
  me.
• 8:55
  But
• 8:55
  what,
• 8:55
  what's
• 8:56
  your
• 8:56
  fourth?
• 8:56
  I'm
• 8:56
  curious.
• 8:57
  Yeah,
• 8:58
  my
• 8:59
  fourth
• 8:59
  is
• 9:00
  St.
• 9:00
  Patrick's
• 9:00
  Day.
• 9:01
  Because
• 9:02
  if
• 9:02
  you
• 9:02
  do
• 9:02
  St.
• 9:03
  Patrick's
• 9:03
  Day.
• 9:04
  Right.
• 9:04
  I
• 9:04
  totally
• 9:04
  forgot
• 9:04
  about
• 9:05
  St.
• 9:05
  Patrick's
• 9:05
  Day.
• 9:06
  Don't
• 9:06
  think
• 9:06
  that
• 9:07
  you
• 9:07
  do
• 9:08
  this
• 9:08
  right
• 9:08
  as
• 9:09
  you
• 9:09
  age
• 9:09
  as
• 9:10
  much.
• 9:10
  Yeah,
• 9:11
  but,
• 9:11
  I
• 9:11
  mean,
• 9:12
  the
• 9:12
  St.
• 9:12
  Patrick's
• 9:12
  Day
• 9:13
  that
• 9:13
  I've
• 9:13
  spent
• 9:14
  in
• 9:14
  Chicago
• 9:15
  or
• 9:16
  in
• 9:16
  New
• 9:16
  York
• 9:16
  and
• 9:17
  even
• 9:17
  here
• 9:17
  In
• 9:17
  Minneapolis
• 9:18
  and
• 9:18
  St.
• 9:18
  Paul,
• 9:19
  like,
• 9:19
  we
• 9:19
  have.
• 9:19
  In
• 9:19
  St.
• 9:19
  Paul,
• 9:20
  we
• 9:20
  have
• 9:20
  a
• 9:20
  big.
• 9:21
  And
• 9:21
  Minneapolis,
• 9:22
  we
• 9:22
  have
• 9:22
  a
• 9:22
  big,
• 9:22
  like,
• 9:23
  Irish
• 9:23
  culture
• 9:23
  and
• 9:24
  heritage
• 9:24
  here,
• 9:24
  too.
• 9:24
  Yeah.
• 9:25
  And
• 9:25
  I
• 9:25
  think
• 9:25
  you
• 9:26
  get
• 9:26
  up
• 9:26
  in
• 9:26
  the
• 9:26
  morning,
• 9:27
  you
• 9:27
  start
• 9:27
  your
• 9:28
  day
• 9:28
  with
• 9:28
  a
• 9:28
  Guinness,
• 9:28
  and
• 9:29
  you,
• 9:29
  like,
• 9:29
  go
• 9:29
  do,
• 9:30
  like,
• 9:30
  have
• 9:30
  breakfast
• 9:31
  at
• 9:31
  a
• 9:31
  local
• 9:32
  Irish
• 9:32
  bar.
• 9:33
  Like,
• 9:33
  that
• 9:33
  day
• 9:34
  is
• 9:34
  full
• 9:34
  of
• 9:34
  fun,
• 9:35
  and
• 9:35
  you
• 9:35
  go
• 9:35
  to
• 9:35
  bed
• 9:35
  early,
• 9:36
  and
• 9:36
  it's
• 9:36
  great.
• 9:38
  The
• 9:38
  only
• 9:38
  downside
• 9:39
  is
• 9:39
  the
• 9:39
  next
• 9:39
  day.
• 9:40
  You
• 9:40
  know,
• 9:40
  the
• 9:40
  next
• 9:41
  day.
• 9:41
  But
• 9:41
  you're
• 9:42
  right.
• 9:42
  You're
• 9:42
  right.
• 9:42
  You're
• 9:43
  convincing
• 9:43
  me
• 9:43
  that
• 9:43
  I
• 9:43
  should
• 9:44
  have
• 9:44
  googled
• 9:44
  the
• 9:45
  holidays,
• 9:45
  because
• 9:45
  I
• 9:45
  can't
• 9:46
  believe
• 9:46
  St.
• 9:46
  Patrick's
• 9:47
  Day
• 9:47
  did
• 9:47
  not
• 9:47
  make
• 9:48
  my
• 9:48
  holidays.
• 9:48
  This
• 9:48
  was
• 9:48
  another
• 9:49
  one
• 9:49
  that
• 9:49
  was
• 9:49
  on
• 9:49
  the
• 9:49
  list.
• 9:50
  I
• 9:50
  was.
• 9:50
  I'm
• 9:51
  bumping
• 9:51
  Memorial
• 9:52
  Day.
• 9:52
  Memorial
• 9:52
  Day,
• 9:52
  you're
• 9:53
  gone.
• 9:53
  As
• 9:53
  I'm
• 9:54
  doing
• 9:54
  this,
• 9:54
  Memorial
• 9:55
  Day
• 9:55
  is
• 9:55
  out,
• 9:55
  and
• 9:55
  I'm
• 9:55
  going.
• 9:56
  I'm
• 9:56
  putting
• 9:56
  St.
• 9:56
  Patrick's
• 9:57
  Day
• 9:57
  in
• 9:57
  number
• 9:57
  four.
• 9:57
  So
• 9:58
  you
• 9:58
  are.
• 9:59
  With
• 9:59
  you.
• 10:00
  Yeah.
• 10:01
  You
• 10:01
  love
• 10:02
  an
• 10:02
  Irish
• 10:02
  bar
• 10:02
  more
• 10:02
  than
• 10:03
  anyone.
• 10:03
  Like,
• 10:03
  no.
• 10:04
  I
• 10:04
  actually
• 10:05
  am
• 10:05
  surprised
• 10:05
  that
• 10:05
  wasn't
• 10:05
  on
• 10:05
  your
• 10:06
  list.
• 10:06
  I
• 10:06
  thought
• 10:06
  that
• 10:06
  was
• 10:06
  going
• 10:06
  to
• 10:07
  be,
• 10:07
  like,
• 10:07
  number
• 10:07
  two.
• 10:08
  Like.
• 10:08
  Right,
• 10:09
  right,
• 10:09
  right.
• 10:11
  It
• 10:11
  actually
• 10:11
  might
• 10:11
  move
• 10:12
  up
• 10:12
  in
• 10:12
  the
• 10:12
  rankings
• 10:12
  as
• 10:13
  we
• 10:13
  do
• 10:13
  this.
• 10:13
  And,
• 10:14
  I
• 10:14
  mean,
• 10:14
  I.
• 10:15
  I
• 10:15
  was
• 10:15
  derelict
• 10:15
  in
• 10:16
  my
• 10:16
  duties
• 10:16
  here.
• 10:16
  Like,
• 10:17
  I
• 10:17
  should
• 10:17
  be
• 10:18
  allowed
• 10:18
  to
• 10:18
  rank
• 10:18
  stuff.
• 10:19
  No.
• 10:20
  This.
• 10:21
  No.
• 10:21
  All
• 10:21
  right,
• 10:22
  number
• 10:22
  three.
• 10:22
  What's
• 10:23
  number
• 10:23
  three?
• 10:24
  Number
• 10:24
  three
• 10:25
  for
• 10:25
  me
• 10:26
  is
• 10:26
  Fourth
• 10:26
  of
• 10:26
  July.
• 10:30
  I
• 10:30
  love
• 10:31
  July
• 10:32
  because
• 10:32
  it's
• 10:33
  always
• 10:33
  nice
• 10:33
  out.
• 10:34
  Especially,
• 10:35
  like,
• 10:35
  living
• 10:36
  in
• 10:36
  Minnesota
• 10:37
  and
• 10:37
  growing
• 10:37
  up
• 10:37
  here.
• 10:38
  Like,
• 10:38
  it's
• 10:38
  always
• 10:39
  been
• 10:39
  associated
• 10:39
  with,
• 10:40
  like,
• 10:40
  going
• 10:41
  to
• 10:41
  a
• 10:41
  lake
• 10:41
  somewhere,
• 10:42
  hanging
• 10:42
  out
• 10:42
  with
• 10:43
  friends.
• 10:43
  Like,
• 10:43
  a
• 10:43
  full
• 10:44
  long
• 10:45
  day
• 10:45
  and
• 10:46
  night
• 10:46
  of,
• 10:46
  like,
• 10:47
  fun
• 10:47
  activities.
• 10:48
  It's
• 10:48
  usually
• 10:48
  nice
• 10:49
  out.
• 10:50
  Boat
• 10:50
  parades,
• 10:51
  like,
• 10:51
  the
• 10:52
  whole
• 10:52
  thing.
• 10:52
  Like,
• 10:53
  America.
• 10:54
  It's,
• 10:54
  like,
• 10:54
  one
• 10:54
  of
• 10:54
  my
• 10:55
  favorite
• 10:55
  days.
• 10:56
  Yeah.
• 10:57
  It's
• 10:57
  Fourth
• 10:57
  of
• 10:57
  July.
• 10:58
  Everybody's.
• 10:58
  Everybody's
• 10:59
  happy.
• 11:00
  I
• 11:00
  like
• 11:00
  the
• 11:01
  America
• 11:01
  drop.
• 11:01
  That
• 11:02
  was
• 11:02
  great.
• 11:02
  Yeah.
• 11:03
  Yeah.
• 11:03
  Actually,
• 11:03
  I'm
• 11:04
  gonna.
• 11:04
  I'm
• 11:04
  still.
• 11:04
  I'm
• 11:04
  gonna.
• 11:05
  I'm
• 11:05
  gonna
• 11:05
  give
• 11:05
  a
• 11:05
  little
• 11:05
  preview.
• 11:06
  That
• 11:06
  was
• 11:06
  actually
• 11:06
  my
• 11:06
  number
• 11:07
  two.
• 11:07
  I
• 11:07
  love
• 11:07
  Fourth
• 11:08
  of
• 11:08
  July.
• 11:08
  I
• 11:08
  love
• 11:09
  Fourth
• 11:09
  of
• 11:09
  July.
• 11:09
  So,
• 11:10
  okay,
• 11:10
  so.
• 11:10
  And
• 11:10
  I'm
• 11:10
  with
• 11:10
  you
• 11:11
  on
• 11:11
  everything.
• 11:11
  Like,
• 11:11
  you
• 11:11
  get
• 11:11
  the
• 11:11
  barbecues.
• 11:12
  Awesome.
• 11:13
  You
• 11:13
  get
• 11:13
  the
• 11:13
  day
• 11:13
  off.
• 11:15
  You
• 11:15
  can
• 11:15
  day
• 11:16
  drink.
• 11:16
  I
• 11:16
  like
• 11:16
  day
• 11:16
  drinking,
• 11:17
  which
• 11:17
  is
• 11:17
  why
• 11:17
  I
• 11:17
  can't
• 11:18
  believe
• 11:18
  I
• 11:18
  didn't
• 11:18
  have
• 11:18
  St.
• 11:18
  Patrick's
• 11:19
  Day
• 11:19
  in
• 11:19
  there.
• 11:19
  Yes.
• 11:19
  Common
• 11:20
  theme.
• 11:20
  Common
• 11:21
  theme.
• 11:21
  Here
• 11:21
  is
• 11:22
  day
• 11:22
  trips,
• 11:23
  camping.
• 11:23
  Everything's
• 11:24
  on
• 11:24
  the
• 11:24
  table
• 11:24
  with
• 11:24
  Fourth
• 11:25
  of
• 11:25
  July.
• 11:25
  You
• 11:25
  can
• 11:25
  do
• 11:25
  Fourth
• 11:25
  of
• 11:25
  July.
• 11:26
  You're
• 11:26
  going
• 11:26
  to
• 11:26
  need
• 11:27
  to
• 11:27
  move
• 11:27
  camping
• 11:27
  right
• 11:28
  off
• 11:28
  of
• 11:28
  that
• 11:28
  list
• 11:28
  for
• 11:29
  both
• 11:29
  of
• 11:29
  us.
• 11:29
  But
• 11:30
  in
• 11:30
  theory,
• 11:31
  one
• 11:31
  could
• 11:31
  camp,
• 11:32
  and
• 11:32
  one
• 11:32
  could.
• 11:33
  One
• 11:33
  could
• 11:34
  camp.
• 11:34
  Yes.
• 11:35
  Should
• 11:35
  you
• 11:35
  lose
• 11:35
  your
• 11:36
  mind
• 11:36
  and
• 11:36
  want
• 11:37
  to.
• 11:37
  Right?
• 11:37
  Yes,
• 11:38
  one
• 11:39
  could
• 11:39
  camp.
• 11:39
  You
• 11:39
  can
• 11:39
  do
• 11:39
  it
• 11:40
  from
• 11:40
  your
• 11:40
  roof.
• 11:41
  I've
• 11:41
  celebrated
• 11:42
  Fourth
• 11:42
  of
• 11:42
  July
• 11:42
  from
• 11:43
  many
• 11:43
  roofs.
• 11:44
  Rooftops
• 11:44
  in
• 11:44
  my
• 11:45
  days.
• 11:45
  You
• 11:45
  know,
• 11:46
  houses
• 11:46
  or
• 11:47
  apartment
• 11:47
  buildings.
• 11:48
  The
• 11:48
  only
• 11:49
  downside,
• 11:49
  though,
• 11:49
  to
• 11:49
  Fourth
• 11:50
  of
• 11:50
  July,
• 11:50
  in
• 11:50
  my
• 11:50
  opinion,
• 11:51
  which
• 11:51
  honestly
• 11:52
  kept
• 11:52
  it
• 11:52
  from
• 11:52
  being
• 11:53
  a
• 11:53
  solid
• 11:53
  number
• 11:53
  one.
• 11:54
  Yeah.
• 11:55
  Is
• 11:56
  it
• 11:56
  sucks
• 11:56
  when
• 11:56
  it
• 11:57
  falls
• 11:57
  on
• 11:57
  a
• 11:57
  Monday
• 11:57
  through
• 11:58
  Thursday
• 11:58
  because
• 11:59
  you
• 11:59
  got
• 11:59
  to
• 11:59
  go
• 11:59
  to
• 11:59
  work
• 12:00
  the
• 12:00
  next
• 12:00
  day.
• 12:00
  That's
• 12:00
  the
• 12:01
  only
• 12:01
  thing
• 12:01
  that
• 12:02
  just
• 12:02
  drives
• 12:02
  me.
• 12:03
  Some
• 12:03
  might
• 12:04
  work
• 12:04
  the
• 12:04
  next
• 12:04
  day,
• 12:05
  but,
• 12:05
  you
• 12:05
  know,
• 12:05
  this
• 12:06
  is
• 12:06
  like
• 12:06
  one
• 12:06
  of
• 12:06
  those
• 12:06
  weeks
• 12:07
  during
• 12:07
  the
• 12:07
  summer
• 12:07
  where
• 12:07
  people
• 12:08
  are
• 12:08
  just
• 12:08
  like.
• 12:08
  Like
• 12:08
  Thanksgiving
• 12:09
  week
• 12:09
  where
• 12:09
  people
• 12:09
  are
• 12:09
  like.
• 12:10
  The
• 12:10
  whole
• 12:10
  week's
• 12:11
  discounted.
• 12:12
  Like,
• 12:12
  people
• 12:12
  just
• 12:12
  go
• 12:13
  on
• 12:13
  vacation
• 12:13
  that
• 12:13
  week,
• 12:14
  so
• 12:14
  nothing
• 12:14
  gets
• 12:14
  done
• 12:14
  anyway.
• 12:15
  So,
• 12:16
  I
• 12:16
  mean,
• 12:17
  you
• 12:17
  could
• 12:17
  go
• 12:17
  to
• 12:18
  work
• 12:18
  the
• 12:18
  next
• 12:18
  day,
• 12:19
  but.
• 12:19
  Yeah,
• 12:19
  that's
• 12:19
  true.
• 12:20
  That's
• 12:20
  true.
• 12:20
  One
• 12:20
  of
• 12:20
  your
• 12:21
  days
• 12:21
  off,
• 12:22
  that
• 12:22
  would
• 12:22
  be.
• 12:23
  That's
• 12:23
  true.
• 12:23
  That's
• 12:23
  true.
• 12:23
  Yeah.
• 12:24
  All
• 12:24
  right.
• 12:24
  So
• 12:24
  my
• 12:24
  number
• 12:25
  three,
• 12:25
  though
• 12:26
  my
• 12:26
  number
• 12:26
  three
• 12:27
  was
• 12:27
  actually
• 12:28
  Christmas,
• 12:29
  so.
• 12:29
  My
• 12:29
  number
• 12:30
  three
• 12:30
  was
• 12:31
  Christmas.
• 12:32
  Okay.
• 12:32
  Yeah,
• 12:33
  number
• 12:33
  three.
• 12:34
  So.
• 12:34
  Oh,
• 12:34
  I'm
• 12:34
  curious.
• 12:34
  Do
• 12:34
  you
• 12:35
  have
• 12:35
  it
• 12:35
  right
• 12:35
  tire?
• 12:35
  We'll
• 12:36
  find
• 12:36
  out
• 12:36
  when
• 12:36
  you
• 12:36
  do
• 12:36
  your
• 12:36
  number
• 12:36
  two.
• 12:38
  Mainly.
• 12:38
  No,
• 12:39
  mainly
• 12:39
  because
• 12:40
  the
• 12:40
  thing
• 12:40
  I
• 12:40
  love
• 12:41
  about
• 12:41
  Christmas
• 12:41
  ad.
• 12:41
  Again,
• 12:42
  common
• 12:42
  thieves.
• 12:43
  No
• 12:43
  one
• 12:44
  works
• 12:44
  that
• 12:44
  entire
• 12:45
  week,
• 12:45
  which
• 12:45
  is
• 12:45
  why
• 12:45
  I
• 12:45
  love
• 12:46
  Christmas.
• 12:46
  Like,
• 12:47
  in
• 12:47
  the
• 12:47
  U.S.
• 12:48
  yeah.
• 12:49
  It's
• 12:49
  over.
• 12:49
  Peace
• 12:50
  out.
• 12:50
  You
• 12:50
  know,
• 12:51
  it's
• 12:51
  good
• 12:51
  food,
• 12:52
  family.
• 12:53
  But
• 12:54
  why
• 12:54
  it's
• 12:54
  not
• 12:54
  higher
• 12:55
  for
• 12:55
  me.
• 12:55
  This
• 12:55
  is
• 12:56
  why
• 12:56
  it's
• 12:56
  not
• 12:56
  higher
• 12:56
  for
• 12:56
  me,
• 12:57
  is
• 12:58
  it
• 12:58
  can
• 12:58
  get
• 12:58
  a
• 12:58
  little
• 12:58
  too
• 12:59
  hectic,
• 12:59
  get
• 12:59
  a
• 12:59
  little
• 13:00
  too
• 13:00
  crazy.
• 13:01
  People
• 13:01
  can
• 13:01
  get
• 13:01
  a
• 13:01
  little
• 13:02
  down.
• 13:02
  They
• 13:03
  can
• 13:03
  get
• 13:03
  that,
• 13:03
  like.
• 13:04
  What's
• 13:04
  that?
• 13:05
  Seasonal
• 13:05
  holiday
• 13:06
  Disorder.
• 13:06
  Whatever.
• 13:07
  You
• 13:07
  know.
• 13:07
  Seasonal
• 13:07
  Effective
• 13:08
  disorder.
• 13:08
  Yeah,
• 13:09
  Seasonal
• 13:09
  Effective
• 13:10
  Distance
• 13:10
  Effectiveness
• 13:11
  Disorder.
• 13:12
  That's
• 13:12
  hard
• 13:12
  to
• 13:13
  say
• 13:13
  on
• 13:13
  a
• 13:13
  podcast,
• 13:14
  but,
• 13:14
  you
• 13:14
  know,
• 13:14
  so
• 13:15
  it's
• 13:15
  just
• 13:15
  a
• 13:15
  lot
• 13:15
  of
• 13:15
  emotion
• 13:16
  tied
• 13:16
  up
• 13:17
  with
• 13:17
  holidays,
• 13:18
  families
• 13:19
  in
• 13:19
  town.
• 13:19
  It
• 13:19
  gets,
• 13:20
  you
• 13:20
  know,
• 13:20
  it
• 13:20
  gets
• 13:21
  cramps
• 13:22
  your
• 13:22
  style
• 13:22
  a
• 13:23
  little
• 13:23
  bit.
• 13:23
  Least
• 13:23
  amount
• 13:23
  of
• 13:24
  light
• 13:24
  of
• 13:24
  the
• 13:24
  entire
• 13:25
  year
• 13:25
  again.
• 13:26
  Yeah,
• 13:26
  I
• 13:26
  know,
• 13:26
  I
• 13:27
  know.
• 13:27
  You're
• 13:27
  giving
• 13:27
  me
• 13:27
  a
• 13:27
  hard
• 13:28
  time
• 13:28
  about
• 13:28
  summer
• 13:28
  solstice.
• 13:29
  No,
• 13:29
  you're
• 13:29
  right.
• 13:30
  There's
• 13:30
  no.
• 13:31
  It's
• 13:31
  dark
• 13:32
  the
• 13:32
  whole
• 13:32
  time
• 13:32
  here.
• 13:33
  Yeah,
• 13:33
  you're
• 13:33
  right.
• 13:33
  Yeah,
• 13:34
  right.
• 13:34
  You're
• 13:34
  right.
• 13:34
  So.
• 13:35
  So.
• 13:35
  Yeah.
• 13:35
  So
• 13:36
  what?
• 13:36
  Okay,
• 13:37
  now
• 13:37
  I'm
• 13:37
  really
• 13:37
  curious,
• 13:38
  then.
• 13:38
  What
• 13:38
  is
• 13:38
  your
• 13:38
  number
• 13:39
  two?
• 13:40
  Okay.
• 13:40
  My
• 13:40
  number
• 13:41
  two,
• 13:41
  I.
• 13:42
  This
• 13:42
  Is
• 13:42
  my
• 13:42
  number
• 13:42
  two.
• 13:43
  Because
• 13:43
  I
• 13:44
  want
• 13:44
  it
• 13:44
  to
• 13:44
  be.
• 13:45
  But
• 13:46
  I
• 13:46
  have
• 13:46
  a
• 13:46
  backup
• 13:47
  in
• 13:47
  case
• 13:47
  you
• 13:47
  disqualify
• 13:48
  me
• 13:48
  for
• 13:48
  my
• 13:48
  number
• 13:49
  two.
• 13:49
  Oh,
• 13:49
  in
• 13:49
  case
• 13:49
  I
• 13:49
  disqualify
• 13:50
  you.
• 13:50
  Okay.
• 13:51
  Number
• 13:52
  two
• 13:52
  is
• 13:53
  my
• 13:53
  birthday.
• 13:55
  Can
• 13:56
  that
• 13:56
  be
• 13:56
  a
• 13:56
  holiday?
• 13:58
  If
• 13:58
  not,
• 13:58
  I
• 13:59
  have
• 13:59
  a
• 13:59
  backup.
• 13:59
  If
• 13:59
  not,
• 14:00
  I
• 14:00
  have
• 14:00
  a
• 14:00
  backup.
• 14:00
  I
• 14:01
  think
• 14:01
  it.
• 14:01
  No,
• 14:02
  I
• 14:02
  think
• 14:02
  you
• 14:02
  need
• 14:02
  a
• 14:02
  backup.
• 14:03
  I
• 14:03
  think
• 14:03
  it
• 14:03
  needs
• 14:03
  to
• 14:03
  be.
• 14:04
  Not
• 14:04
  everyone
• 14:04
  in
• 14:04
  the
• 14:05
  world
• 14:05
  can
• 14:05
  celebrate
• 14:05
  your.
• 14:06
  Well,
• 14:06
  I
• 14:06
  guess
• 14:06
  they
• 14:06
  could,
• 14:07
  but
• 14:07
  it's.
• 14:08
  I
• 14:08
  think
• 14:08
  we
• 14:08
  need
• 14:08
  a
• 14:08
  backup.
• 14:09
  Yeah.
• 14:10
  Okay.
• 14:10
  All
• 14:10
  right.
• 14:11
  I
• 14:11
  mean,
• 14:11
  in
• 14:11
  terms
• 14:11
  of,
• 14:11
  like,
• 14:12
  to
• 14:12
  me,
• 14:12
  it's
• 14:13
  like,
• 14:13
  that's
• 14:13
  a.
• 14:14
  That's,
• 14:14
  like,
• 14:14
  one
• 14:14
  of
• 14:14
  my
• 14:14
  favorite
• 14:15
  holidays
• 14:15
  of
• 14:16
  Ann
• 14:16
  for
• 14:16
  the
• 14:16
  year.
• 14:17
  So
• 14:18
  before
• 14:18
  we.
• 14:18
  Before
• 14:19
  we
• 14:19
  ask
• 14:19
  you
• 14:19
  to
• 14:19
  give
• 14:19
  her
• 14:20
  back
• 14:20
  up,
• 14:20
  like,
• 14:20
  what
• 14:21
  is
• 14:21
  the
• 14:21
  rationale
• 14:22
  for
• 14:22
  your
• 14:22
  birthday
• 14:23
  being
• 14:23
  ranked
• 14:24
  number
• 14:24
  two?
• 14:25
  I
• 14:25
  just
• 14:25
  feel
• 14:25
  like
• 14:26
  that's
• 14:26
  like,
• 14:26
  who
• 14:27
  doesn't
• 14:27
  love
• 14:27
  a
• 14:28
  day
• 14:28
  where,
• 14:29
  like,
• 14:29
  you
• 14:29
  get
• 14:29
  to
• 14:29
  hear
• 14:30
  from
• 14:30
  all
• 14:30
  of
• 14:30
  your
• 14:30
  friends
• 14:30
  and
• 14:31
  family,
• 14:31
  you
• 14:31
  get
• 14:31
  to
• 14:31
  spend
• 14:32
  time
• 14:32
  with
• 14:32
  them.
• 14:33
  Like,
• 14:33
  you
• 14:33
  get
• 14:34
  fun
• 14:34
  things.
• 14:34
  You
• 14:35
  get
• 14:35
  a
• 14:35
  free
• 14:35
  Starbucks.
• 14:36
  Like,
• 14:36
  I
• 14:36
  feel
• 14:36
  like
• 14:37
  those
• 14:37
  are
• 14:37
  the
• 14:37
  days
• 14:38
  where
• 14:38
  it's
• 14:38
  just
• 14:38
  like,
• 14:38
  this
• 14:39
  is.
• 14:39
  There's
• 14:39
  so
• 14:39
  much
• 14:39
  joy
• 14:40
  associated.
• 14:40
  But
• 14:41
  I'll
• 14:41
  go
• 14:41
  to
• 14:41
  my
• 14:41
  backup.
• 14:42
  My
• 14:42
  backup.
• 14:43
  Another.
• 14:43
  Another
• 14:44
  year
• 14:44
  closer
• 14:44
  to
• 14:45
  death,
• 14:45
  too,
• 14:45
  I
• 14:45
  guess.
• 14:46
  You
• 14:46
  know,
• 14:46
  I
• 14:46
  mean,
• 14:47
  can
• 14:47
  you
• 14:47
  tell
• 14:48
  that
• 14:48
  both
• 14:48
  of
• 14:48
  us
• 14:49
  are
• 14:49
  on
• 14:49
  opposite
• 14:50
  ends
• 14:50
  of
• 14:50
  the
• 14:50
  spectrum
• 14:51
  here?
• 14:51
  Like,
• 14:52
  this
• 14:52
  is
• 14:52
  why.
• 14:53
  This
• 14:53
  is
• 14:53
  why
• 14:54
  Christmas
• 14:54
  is
• 14:54
  number
• 14:54
  three.
• 14:55
  It's
• 14:55
  dark
• 14:56
  and
• 14:56
  depressing.
• 14:56
  And
• 14:57
  your
• 14:58
  birthday,
• 14:58
  you
• 14:58
  get
• 14:58
  another
• 14:58
  year
• 14:59
  closer
• 14:59
  to
• 14:59
  death.
• 14:59
  Like,
• 15:00
  or
• 15:00
  you
• 15:00
  get
• 15:00
  to
• 15:00
  hang
• 15:00
  out
• 15:00
  with
• 15:01
  all
• 15:01
  your
• 15:01
  friends,
• 15:01
  family,
• 15:02
  share
• 15:02
  all
• 15:02
  that
• 15:02
  stuff.
• 15:03
  Stuff.
• 15:03
  You
• 15:03
  know.
• 15:04
  Right.
• 15:04
  Like
• 15:04
  those
• 15:05
  basket.
• 15:05
  Yeah.
• 15:06
  All
• 15:06
  right.
• 15:06
  What's
• 15:06
  your.
• 15:06
  What's
• 15:07
  your
• 15:07
  other
• 15:07
  number?
• 15:07
  So
• 15:07
  my.
• 15:08
  My
• 15:08
  other
• 15:08
  number
• 15:08
  two
• 15:09
  is
• 15:09
  actually
• 15:09
  Memorial
• 15:10
  Day.
• 15:10
  I
• 15:10
  picked
• 15:10
  that
• 15:11
  for
• 15:11
  the
• 15:11
  reasons
• 15:11
  that
• 15:11
  you
• 15:12
  did.
• 15:12
  Outlined.
• 15:13
  Yes.
• 15:13
  Because,
• 15:14
  again,
• 15:14
  like,
• 15:15
  can
• 15:15
  you
• 15:15
  tell
• 15:16
  that
• 15:16
  Minnesota
• 15:17
  is
• 15:17
  a
• 15:17
  miserable
• 15:18
  place
• 15:18
  to
• 15:18
  live
• 15:19
  most
• 15:19
  of
• 15:19
  the
• 15:20
  year?
• 15:20
  Because
• 15:20
  Memorial
• 15:21
  Day,
• 15:21
  like,
• 15:21
  you
• 15:21
  said,
• 15:22
  kids
• 15:22
  are
• 15:22
  almost
• 15:23
  done
• 15:23
  with
• 15:23
  school.
• 15:24
  Everybody's,
• 15:24
  like,
• 15:25
  kicking
• 15:25
  off
• 15:25
  the
• 15:25
  summer.
• 15:26
  If
• 15:26
  you
• 15:26
  work
• 15:26
  at
• 15:26
  a
• 15:27
  place
• 15:27
  that
• 15:27
  observes
• 15:27
  summer
• 15:28
  Fridays,
• 15:28
  which
• 15:28
  I
• 15:29
  did
• 15:29
  for
• 15:29
  several
• 15:29
  years
• 15:29
  when
• 15:30
  I
• 15:30
  worked
• 15:30
  in
• 15:30
  advertising,
• 15:31
  it
• 15:31
  was
• 15:31
  like,
• 15:31
  this
• 15:31
  was
• 15:32
  the
• 15:32
  kickoff
• 15:32
  to
• 15:32
  summer
• 15:33
  Fridays.
• 15:33
  Everybody's,
• 15:34
  like,
• 15:35
  really
• 15:35
  ready
• 15:36
  to,
• 15:36
  like,
• 15:37
  get
• 15:37
  outside
• 15:38
  and
• 15:38
  make
• 15:38
  the
• 15:38
  most
• 15:39
  of
• 15:39
  the
• 15:39
  summer.
• 15:40
  And
• 15:40
  there's
• 15:40
  no
• 15:40
  better
• 15:40
  time
• 15:41
  in
• 15:41
  Minnesota
• 15:41
  than
• 15:41
  summer.
• 15:42
  So
• 15:42
  I.
• 15:43
  For
• 15:43
  all
• 15:43
  the
• 15:44
  reasons
• 15:44
  that
• 15:44
  you
• 15:44
  identified
• 15:45
  about
• 15:45
  Memorial
• 15:46
  Day,
• 15:47
  I
• 15:47
  also
• 15:48
  like
• 15:48
  the
• 15:48
  other
• 15:48
  kind
• 15:49
  of
• 15:49
  fun
• 15:49
  part
• 15:49
  of
• 15:50
  this,
• 15:50
  and
• 15:50
  this
• 15:50
  is
• 15:50
  true
• 15:50
  of
• 15:51
  Fourth
• 15:51
  of
• 15:51
  July,
• 15:51
  too,
• 15:51
  and
• 15:52
  is.
• 15:53
  I
• 15:53
  like
• 15:53
  when
• 15:54
  you
• 15:54
  get
• 15:54
  to
• 15:54
  honor
• 15:54
  the
• 15:55
  veterans
• 15:55
  on
• 15:55
  this
• 15:55
  day.
• 15:56
  Like,
• 15:56
  I
• 15:56
  think
• 15:56
  it's
• 15:56
  a
• 15:56
  really
• 15:56
  cool
• 15:57
  time
• 15:57
  to,
• 15:57
  like.
• 15:58
  Like,
• 15:58
  when
• 15:58
  you're
• 15:58
  in
• 15:59
  the
• 15:59
  Grocery
• 15:59
  store.
• 15:59
  You
• 15:59
  can
• 16:00
  be
• 16:00
  like,
• 16:00
  thank
• 16:00
  you
• 16:00
  for
• 16:00
  your
• 16:00
  service.
• 16:01
  Like
• 16:01
  that,
• 16:01
  that
• 16:02
  time
• 16:02
  and
• 16:02
  like
• 16:02
  that
• 16:03
  pride,
• 16:03
  which
• 16:03
  I
• 16:04
  don't
• 16:04
  feel
• 16:04
  like
• 16:04
  we
• 16:04
  get
• 16:05
  a.
• 16:05
  An
• 16:05
  opportunity
• 16:06
  enough
• 16:06
  to
• 16:06
  recognize
• 16:07
  the
• 16:07
  veterans
• 16:07
  in
• 16:08
  our
• 16:08
  country.
• 16:08
  Like,
• 16:08
  I
• 16:08
  do
• 16:09
  love
• 16:09
  that,
• 16:10
  like
• 16:10
  the.
• 16:10
  Seeing
• 16:11
  the
• 16:11
  kids
• 16:11
  go
• 16:11
  up
• 16:11
  to
• 16:12
  somebody,
• 16:12
  like
• 16:12
  a,
• 16:13
  you
• 16:13
  know,
• 16:13
  a
• 16:14
  World
• 16:14
  War
• 16:14
  II
• 16:14
  vet
• 16:14
  that's
• 16:15
  got
• 16:15
  his
• 16:15
  hat
• 16:15
  on
• 16:15
  at
• 16:16
  Jerry's
• 16:16
  grocery
• 16:17
  store
• 16:17
  and
• 16:17
  like,
• 16:17
  he.
• 16:17
  They
• 16:17
  get
• 16:18
  to
• 16:18
  go
• 16:18
  up
• 16:18
  and
• 16:18
  be
• 16:18
  like,
• 16:18
  thank
• 16:18
  you
• 16:19
  for
• 16:19
  your
• 16:19
  service.
• 16:19
  And
• 16:19
  I
• 16:19
  just,
• 16:20
  I
• 16:20
  love
• 16:20
  that
• 16:20
  part
• 16:20
  of
• 16:20
  it,
• 16:21
  too.
• 16:21
  So
• 16:22
  number.
• 16:22
  Yeah,
• 16:22
  that's
• 16:22
  a
• 16:22
  great
• 16:22
  point.
• 16:23
  I
• 16:23
  forgot
• 16:23
  about
• 16:23
  that.
• 16:23
  We've.
• 16:24
  We've
• 16:24
  regularly
• 16:24
  visited
• 16:25
  the,
• 16:25
  the
• 16:25
  veterans
• 16:26
  cemetery
• 16:27
  too,
• 16:27
  here
• 16:27
  in
• 16:27
  town.
• 16:27
  Yeah.
• 16:28
  And.
• 16:28
  Yeah.
• 16:29
  Take
• 16:29
  the
• 16:29
  kids
• 16:29
  over
• 16:29
  there.
• 16:30
  You
• 16:30
  know,
• 16:30
  my
• 16:30
  wife's
• 16:31
  a
• 16:31
  veteran
• 16:31
  too,
• 16:31
  so.
• 16:31
  Yeah,
• 16:32
  that's
• 16:32
  a
• 16:32
  great
• 16:32
  point.
• 16:32
  So
• 16:33
  I,
• 16:33
  you
• 16:33
  know,
• 16:33
  if
• 16:34
  we
• 16:34
  had
• 16:34
  a.
• 16:34
  Who's
• 16:34
  winning
• 16:35
  the
• 16:35
  rankings
• 16:35
  on
• 16:36
  this
• 16:36
  podcast,
• 16:36
  which
• 16:36
  we
• 16:36
  might.
• 16:37
  At
• 16:37
  the
• 16:37
  end,
• 16:38
  I
• 16:38
  think
• 16:38
  Memorial
• 16:39
  Day
• 16:39
  is
• 16:39
  the
• 16:39
  winner
• 16:40
  of
• 16:40
  the
• 16:40
  overall
• 16:41
  rankings,
• 16:41
  even
• 16:41
  though
• 16:41
  it
• 16:41
  might
• 16:42
  not
• 16:42
  be
• 16:42
  ranked
• 16:42
  number
• 16:42
  one.
• 16:43
  It
• 16:43
  is
• 16:43
  like
• 16:44
  the
• 16:44
  surprise
• 16:45
  hit
• 16:45
  of
• 16:45
  this
• 16:45
  podcast.
• 16:46
  Yeah.
• 16:47
  All
• 16:47
  right.
• 16:47
  And
• 16:47
  I
• 16:48
  can't
• 16:48
  wait
• 16:48
  to
• 16:48
  do
• 16:48
  number
• 16:48
  one,
• 16:49
  because
• 16:49
  I
• 16:49
  know
• 16:49
  you
• 16:49
  are
• 16:50
  going
• 16:50
  to
• 16:50
  vehemently
• 16:51
  disagree
• 16:51
  with
• 16:52
  mine,
• 16:52
  but
• 16:52
  you
• 16:52
  go
• 16:52
  first.
• 16:53
  What's
• 16:53
  your
• 16:53
  number
• 16:53
  one?
• 16:54
  Christmas.
• 16:55
  Number
• 16:55
  one,
• 16:56
  Holiday.
• 16:56
  Always
• 16:57
  has,
• 16:58
  always
• 16:58
  will
• 16:58
  be.
• 16:59
  Yes.
• 16:59
  Okay.
• 17:00
  Why?
• 17:01
  Because
• 17:01
  unlike
• 17:02
  you,
• 17:03
  I
• 17:03
  have
• 17:04
  very
• 17:04
  positive
• 17:05
  memories
• 17:05
  associated
• 17:06
  with
• 17:06
  Christmas
• 17:07
  and
• 17:07
  always
• 17:07
  had.
• 17:07
  It
• 17:08
  was
• 17:08
  my
• 17:08
  number
• 17:09
  three.
• 17:09
  It's
• 17:09
  number
• 17:10
  three.
• 17:11
  It's
• 17:11
  number
• 17:11
  one.
• 17:12
  For
• 17:12
  me,
• 17:12
  it's
• 17:13
  like
• 17:13
  Christmas,
• 17:14
  the
• 17:14
  Christmas
• 17:15
  season
• 17:15
  lasts
• 17:16
  a
• 17:16
  long
• 17:17
  time
• 17:17
  of
• 17:17
  the
• 17:17
  year.
• 17:17
  And
• 17:18
  my
• 17:18
  number
• 17:18
  one
• 17:18
  thing
• 17:19
  about
• 17:19
  it
• 17:19
  is
• 17:20
  that
• 17:20
  it
• 17:20
  brings
• 17:20
  out
• 17:21
  the
• 17:21
  goodness
• 17:21
  in
• 17:22
  people.
• 17:22
  And
• 17:23
  I
• 17:23
  think
• 17:23
  that
• 17:23
  for
• 17:24
  the
• 17:24
  whole.
• 17:24
  Pretty
• 17:24
  much
• 17:24
  for
• 17:25
  the
• 17:25
  whole
• 17:25
  month
• 17:25
  of
• 17:25
  December,
• 17:26
  you
• 17:27
  see
• 17:27
  people
• 17:27
  going
• 17:27
  above
• 17:28
  and
• 17:28
  beyond
• 17:28
  to,
• 17:29
  like,
• 17:29
  do
• 17:30
  things
• 17:30
  to
• 17:30
  help
• 17:31
  people
• 17:31
  in
• 17:31
  need.
• 17:32
  They're
• 17:32
  just
• 17:32
  kinder.
• 17:33
  People
• 17:33
  open
• 17:33
  doors
• 17:34
  for
• 17:34
  people.
• 17:35
  Like,
• 17:35
  there's,
• 17:35
  you
• 17:35
  know,
• 17:36
  there's
• 17:36
  like
• 17:36
  a
• 17:36
  general
• 17:37
  positivity
• 17:37
  in
• 17:37
  the
• 17:38
  air
• 17:39
  maybe
• 17:39
  until
• 17:40
  you
• 17:40
  get
• 17:40
  to
• 17:40
  your
• 17:40
  Christmas,
• 17:41
  family
• 17:41
  gatherings.
• 17:41
  I
• 17:42
  don't
• 17:42
  know
• 17:42
  everybody's
• 17:43
  situation,
• 17:43
  but
• 17:44
  in
• 17:44
  my
• 17:44
  case,
• 17:44
  it
• 17:45
  was
• 17:45
  always
• 17:45
  like
• 17:45
  a
• 17:46
  really
• 17:46
  warm,
• 17:47
  positive,
• 17:47
  fun
• 17:48
  time.
• 17:49
  My
• 17:49
  parents
• 17:50
  and
• 17:50
  grandparents
• 17:50
  always,
• 17:51
  like,
• 17:51
  made
• 17:51
  a
• 17:51
  huge
• 17:51
  deal
• 17:51
  of
• 17:52
  Christmas,
• 17:52
  so
• 17:52
  that,
• 17:53
  that
• 17:53
  was
• 17:53
  always
• 17:53
  a
• 17:53
  great
• 17:54
  thing.
• 17:55
  And
• 17:55
  so
• 17:56
  I
• 17:56
  just,
• 17:56
  I
• 17:57
  don't
• 17:57
  know,
• 17:57
  I
• 17:58
  feel
• 17:58
  like
• 17:58
  I
• 17:59
  get
• 17:59
  excited
• 17:59
  for
• 17:59
  it.
• 17:59
  I
• 18:00
  feel
• 18:00
  like
• 18:00
  Hallmark
• 18:01
  movies
• 18:01
  are
• 18:01
  out.
• 18:02
  Kindness
• 18:03
  is
• 18:03
  in
• 18:03
  the
• 18:03
  air.
• 18:04
  The
• 18:04
  spirit
• 18:04
  of
• 18:04
  giving.
• 18:05
  All
• 18:05
  these
• 18:05
  things,
• 18:05
  Chris,
• 18:06
  that
• 18:06
  make
• 18:06
  Christmas
• 18:07
  so
• 18:07
  wonderful.
• 18:08
  The
• 18:08
  holiday
• 18:08
  movie,
• 18:09
  you
• 18:09
  know,
• 18:09
  Jude
• 18:09
  Law
• 18:10
  looks
• 18:10
  amazing
• 18:10
  in
• 18:10
  that.
• 18:11
  You
• 18:11
  know,
• 18:11
  like,
• 18:11
  I
• 18:11
  get
• 18:11
  it.
• 18:12
  I
• 18:12
  get
• 18:12
  it.
• 18:12
  I
• 18:12
  mean,
• 18:12
  I
• 18:12
  can
• 18:12
  go
• 18:13
  with.
• 18:13
  I
• 18:13
  can
• 18:13
  go
• 18:13
  with
• 18:13
  Christmas
• 18:14
  is
• 18:14
  number
• 18:14
  one.
• 18:14
  I'm
• 18:14
  not.
• 18:14
  I'M
• 18:14
  not
• 18:15
  going
• 18:15
  to
• 18:15
  dispute
• 18:15
  that.
• 18:16
  I
• 18:16
  mean
• 18:16
  I
• 18:16
  had
• 18:16
  it
• 18:16
  number
• 18:16
  three.
• 18:17
  But.
• 18:17
  But
• 18:18
  my
• 18:18
  number
• 18:18
  one
• 18:18
  did
• 18:19
  not
• 18:19
  even
• 18:19
  make
• 18:19
  your
• 18:20
  top
• 18:20
  five.
• 18:20
  Five.
• 18:21
  That's
• 18:21
  gonna,
• 18:21
  that's
• 18:21
  what's
• 18:22
  interesting
• 18:22
  here.
• 18:23
  And
• 18:23
  I
• 18:23
  think,
• 18:23
  you
• 18:23
  know
• 18:23
  what,
• 18:25
  what
• 18:25
  is
• 18:25
  it?
• 18:25
  Thanksgiving.
• 18:26
  Thanksgiving.
• 18:27
  It's.
• 18:28
  It's
• 18:28
  next
• 18:29
  week.
• 18:29
  It's
• 18:29
  right
• 18:29
  around
• 18:29
  the
• 18:30
  corner.
• 18:31
  Oh,
• 18:31
  it's
• 18:31
  so
• 18:32
  awesome.
• 18:32
  You
• 18:32
  get
• 18:32
  two
• 18:33
  days
• 18:33
  off,
• 18:33
  Ann.
• 18:34
  Two
• 18:34
  days
• 18:34
  off
• 18:35
  heading
• 18:35
  into
• 18:35
  the
• 18:35
  weekend.
• 18:36
  The
• 18:36
  food
• 18:37
  is
• 18:37
  amazing.
• 18:38
  You
• 18:39
  get
• 18:39
  family
• 18:39
  too.
• 18:40
  And
• 18:40
  you
• 18:40
  get
• 18:40
  family
• 18:41
  for
• 18:41
  a
• 18:41
  shorter
• 18:41
  period
• 18:41
  of
• 18:41
  time.
• 18:42
  So,
• 18:42
  you
• 18:42
  know,
• 18:42
  I
• 18:42
  like
• 18:43
  that.
• 18:43
  It's
• 18:43
  also
• 18:43
  a
• 18:44
  big
• 18:44
  retail
• 18:44
  weekend.
• 18:45
  I
• 18:45
  don't
• 18:45
  have
• 18:46
  to
• 18:46
  spend
• 18:46
  money
• 18:46
  on
• 18:46
  food
• 18:47
  all
• 18:47
  weekend
• 18:47
  because
• 18:47
  I
• 18:47
  can
• 18:47
  just
• 18:48
  eat
• 18:48
  leftovers.
• 18:49
  I
• 18:49
  can
• 18:49
  eat
• 18:49
  turkey,
• 18:49
  I
• 18:50
  can
• 18:50
  eat
• 18:50
  stuffing.
• 18:50
  I
• 18:51
  can
• 18:51
  eat
• 18:51
  sweet
• 18:51
  potato
• 18:52
  roast,
• 18:54
  buttered
• 18:55
  rolls.
• 18:55
  Like,
• 18:55
  it's
• 18:56
  just
• 18:56
  amazing.
• 18:56
  Feast.
• 18:57
  There's
• 18:57
  football.
• 18:58
  Like,
• 18:59
  I
• 18:59
  just,
• 18:59
  I
• 18:59
  love
• 19:00
  Thanksgiving.
• 19:00
  Thanksgiving
• 19:00
  is
• 19:01
  the
• 19:01
  best.
• 19:02
  You.
• 19:03
  That's
• 19:04
  like
• 19:04
  Thanksgiving
• 19:05
  is
• 19:05
  my
• 19:05
  favorite.
• 19:05
  Like
• 19:06
  I'm
• 19:06
  gonna
• 19:06
  ba
• 19:06
  humbug
• 19:07
  your
• 19:07
  number
• 19:07
  one
• 19:07
  because.
• 19:08
  Okay,
• 19:08
  go
• 19:09
  ahead.
• 19:09
  Is
• 19:09
  my
• 19:09
  favorite
• 19:10
  time
• 19:10
  to
• 19:10
  get
• 19:10
  the
• 19:11
  hell
• 19:11
  out
• 19:11
  of
• 19:11
  here.
• 19:12
  Like
• 19:12
  I
• 19:12
  use
• 19:13
  those
• 19:13
  four
• 19:13
  days
• 19:13
  and
• 19:14
  I'm
• 19:14
  going
• 19:14
  on
• 19:14
  vacation.
• 19:15
  I
• 19:15
  am
• 19:15
  not
• 19:16
  eating
• 19:16
  any
• 19:16
  of
• 19:16
  your
• 19:16
  disgusting
• 19:17
  food.
• 19:17
  Especially
• 19:18
  the
• 19:18
  gravy.
• 19:19
  So
• 19:19
  gross.
• 19:20
  And
• 19:20
  like
• 19:20
  you
• 19:21
  hate
• 19:21
  gravy,
• 19:21
  don't
• 19:22
  you?
• 19:22
  If
• 19:22
  you,
• 19:22
  if
• 19:22
  you
• 19:23
  like,
• 19:23
  if
• 19:23
  you
• 19:24
  had
• 19:24
  to
• 19:24
  ask
• 19:24
  people,
• 19:25
  I'd
• 19:25
  be
• 19:25
  curious
• 19:25
  if
• 19:25
  you
• 19:26
  poll
• 19:26
  people,
• 19:26
  like,
• 19:27
  what
• 19:27
  is
• 19:28
  the
• 19:28
  most
• 19:28
  high
• 19:29
  stress
• 19:29
  time
• 19:30
  that
• 19:31
  our
• 19:31
  holiday
• 19:32
  that
• 19:32
  you
• 19:32
  can
• 19:32
  think
• 19:32
  of
• 19:33
  being
• 19:33
  around
• 19:33
  your
• 19:33
  family?
• 19:34
  Definitely
• 19:34
  Thanksgiving.
• 19:35
  Definitely
• 19:35
  Thanksgiving.
• 19:36
  Over
• 19:36
  Christmas.
• 19:37
  People
• 19:37
  are.
• 19:37
  Oh,
• 19:38
  for
• 19:38
  sure.
• 19:38
  People
• 19:38
  are
• 19:39
  having
• 19:39
  everybody.
• 19:40
  Like
• 19:40
  not
• 19:41
  everybody.
• 19:41
  A
• 19:41
  lot
• 19:42
  of
• 19:42
  people
• 19:42
  in
• 19:42
  the
• 19:42
  US
• 19:43
  celebrate
• 19:43
  Thanksgiving.
• 19:44
  So
• 19:44
  this
• 19:45
  is
• 19:45
  like
• 19:45
  regardless
• 19:46
  of
• 19:46
  your,
• 19:46
  you
• 19:47
  know,
• 19:47
  religious
• 19:48
  like
• 19:48
  this
• 19:49
  non
• 19:49
  denominational
• 19:50
  holiday.
• 19:50
  So
• 19:51
  people
• 19:51
  are
• 19:52
  drinking.
• 19:53
  It
• 19:53
  gets
• 19:53
  really
• 19:54
  sloppy.
• 19:55
  People
• 19:55
  are
• 19:55
  like
• 19:56
  talking
• 19:56
  about
• 19:57
  inappropriate
• 19:58
  things.
• 19:58
  I
• 19:58
  just,
• 19:59
  I
• 19:59
  don't,
• 19:59
  I
• 20:00
  think
• 20:00
  if
• 20:00
  you
• 20:00
  polled
• 20:01
  people,
• 20:01
  they'd
• 20:01
  say
• 20:01
  that
• 20:01
  Thanksgiving
• 20:02
  is
• 20:02
  more
• 20:03
  high
• 20:03
  stress.
• 20:03
  The
• 20:04
  most
• 20:04
  high.
• 20:04
  So,
• 20:04
  so
• 20:04
  you're,
• 20:05
  you're.
• 20:05
  So
• 20:05
  you're
• 20:06
  Thanksgiving
• 20:06
  dinner
• 20:07
  all
• 20:07
  you
• 20:07
  ready
• 20:07
  at
• 20:07
  one
• 20:08
  time.
• 20:08
  Like,
• 20:09
  no.
• 20:09
  Yeah,
• 20:10
  the
• 20:10
  cooking
• 20:10
  coordination
• 20:11
  is
• 20:11
  tough.
• 20:11
  But
• 20:11
  I
• 20:11
  think
• 20:12
  you
• 20:12
  have
• 20:12
  the
• 20:12
  same
• 20:12
  issue
• 20:12
  at
• 20:12
  Christmas.
• 20:13
  So
• 20:13
  I'm
• 20:13
  kind
• 20:13
  of,
• 20:13
  I'm
• 20:14
  kind
• 20:14
  of
• 20:14
  knowing.
• 20:15
  Avoiding
• 20:15
  that
• 20:15
  point.
• 20:16
  But.
• 20:16
  So
• 20:16
  wait.
• 20:16
  The
• 20:17
  thing
• 20:17
  I
• 20:17
  want
• 20:17
  to
• 20:17
  click
• 20:17
  into
• 20:18
  here
• 20:18
  is
• 20:18
  you're
• 20:19
  saying
• 20:19
  that
• 20:19
  your
• 20:20
  Thanksgiving
• 20:20
  dinner
• 20:21
  table
• 20:21
  conversations
• 20:22
  are
• 20:22
  a
• 20:22
  little
• 20:22
  more
• 20:22
  heated
• 20:23
  than
• 20:23
  your
• 20:23
  average
• 20:24
  Christmas
• 20:24
  dinner
• 20:24
  conversations
• 20:25
  or
• 20:25
  people
• 20:25
  are
• 20:26
  a
• 20:26
  little
• 20:26
  more
• 20:26
  lit
• 20:26
  up
• 20:27
  during
• 20:27
  Thanksgiving.
• 20:27
  For
• 20:27
  sure.
• 20:27
  You're
• 20:28
  like
• 20:28
  right,
• 20:28
  you're
• 20:29
  right.
• 20:29
  After
• 20:29
  an
• 20:29
  election.
• 20:30
  Like,
• 20:31
  you're
• 20:31
  like,
• 20:32
  really?
• 20:32
  Yeah,
• 20:32
  I
• 20:33
  just,
• 20:33
  I
• 20:33
  think
• 20:33
  it's
• 20:33
  a
• 20:34
  bad
• 20:35
  time
• 20:36
  of
• 20:36
  year.
• 20:37
  You
• 20:37
  will
• 20:37
  you
• 20:38
  start
• 20:38
  by
• 20:38
  saying
• 20:38
  what
• 20:38
  you're
• 20:39
  thankful
• 20:39
  for.
• 20:39
  And
• 20:40
  then
• 20:40
  it
• 20:40
  turns
• 20:40
  into
• 20:41
  how
• 20:41
  in
• 20:41
  the
• 20:42
  world
• 20:42
  could
• 20:42
  you
• 20:42
  have
• 20:42
  voted
• 20:43
  for
• 20:43
  that
• 20:43
  person?
• 20:44
  And
• 20:44
  everybody
• 20:44
  leaves
• 20:45
  drunk
• 20:46
  and
• 20:46
  angry.
• 20:46
  That's
• 20:47
  that.
• 20:48
  I
• 20:48
  love
• 20:48
  my
• 20:48
  synopsis
• 20:49
  of
• 20:49
  Thanksgiving.
• 20:50
  My
• 20:51
  absolute
• 20:51
  favorite
• 20:52
  thing
• 20:52
  is
• 20:52
  to
• 20:52
  sit
• 20:53
  down
• 20:53
  at
• 20:54
  any
• 20:54
  after
• 20:54
  any
• 20:55
  family
• 20:55
  dinner,
• 20:55
  whether
• 20:55
  it's
• 20:56
  Christmas
• 20:56
  or
• 20:56
  even
• 20:56
  Thanksgiving,
• 20:57
  any
• 20:58
  dinner
• 20:58
  really
• 20:58
  any
• 20:58
  family
• 20:59
  dinner,
• 20:59
  and
• 20:59
  sit
• 21:00
  there
• 21:00
  with
• 21:00
  coffee
• 21:00
  and
• 21:01
  just
• 21:01
  debate
• 21:01
  the
• 21:01
  hell
• 21:02
  out
• 21:02
  of
• 21:02
  everything.
• 21:02
  Which
• 21:03
  you
• 21:03
  know,
• 21:03
  I
• 21:03
  would
• 21:03
  love.
• 21:04
  Which
• 21:04
  is
• 21:04
  what
• 21:04
  partly
• 21:04
  all
• 21:05
  this
• 21:05
  podcast
• 21:06
  has
• 21:06
  come
• 21:07
  about.
• 21:07
  It's
• 21:07
  originated
• 21:08
  like
• 21:08
  I
• 21:08
  could
• 21:08
  do.
• 21:08
  Yeah,
• 21:08
  but
• 21:09
  you're
• 21:09
  a
• 21:09
  master
• 21:09
  debater.
• 21:10
  Like
• 21:10
  you're
• 21:11
  a
• 21:11
  master
• 21:11
  debater.
• 21:11
  So
• 21:12
  you
• 21:12
  win
• 21:12
  those
• 21:12
  arguments.
• 21:13
  Like
• 21:13
  you're
• 21:14
  not
• 21:14
  just
• 21:14
  casually
• 21:15
  sitting
• 21:15
  there
• 21:15
  trying
• 21:15
  to
• 21:16
  have
• 21:16
  a
• 21:16
  glass
• 21:16
  of
• 21:16
  wine
• 21:17
  and
• 21:17
  like
• 21:17
  picked
• 21:17
  up
• 21:18
  with
• 21:18
  your
• 21:18
  family.
• 21:19
  You
• 21:19
  are
• 21:19
  prepared
• 21:20
  at
• 21:20
  any
• 21:20
  point
• 21:20
  in
• 21:21
  time.
• 21:21
  Like
• 21:21
  you
• 21:22
  could
• 21:22
  be
• 21:22
  mid
• 21:23
  sleep
• 21:23
  and
• 21:23
  wake
• 21:23
  up
• 21:24
  and
• 21:24
  still
• 21:24
  debate
• 21:24
  the
• 21:25
  hell
• 21:25
  out
• 21:25
  of
• 21:25
  something
• 21:25
  with
• 21:26
  somebody.
• 21:27
  Not
• 21:27
  all
• 21:27
  of
• 21:28
  us
• 21:28
  are
• 21:28
  like
• 21:28
  you,
• 21:28
  Chris.
• 21:29
  So
• 21:29
  it
• 21:30
  does
• 21:30
  not
• 21:30
  end
• 21:31
  well.
• 21:31
  You
• 21:31
  when
• 21:32
  you
• 21:32
  can't
• 21:33
  rapid
• 21:33
  fire
• 21:33
  arguments
• 21:34
  of
• 21:34
  like
• 21:35
  what
• 21:35
  policy
• 21:36
  was
• 21:36
  put
• 21:36
  into
• 21:37
  place
• 21:37
  on
• 21:37
  X
• 21:38
  date
• 21:38
  because
• 21:38
  this
• 21:39
  helped,
• 21:39
  you
• 21:39
  know,
• 21:40
  children
• 21:40
  get
• 21:40
  free
• 21:41
  school
• 21:41
  lunches.
• 21:41
  Like,
• 21:41
  I
• 21:42
  don't
• 21:42
  know.
• 21:42
  Oh
• 21:42
  my
• 21:42
  God.
• 21:43
  It
• 21:43
  gets
• 21:43
  into
• 21:43
  bad
• 21:44
  territory.
• 21:44
  Oh
• 21:45
  my
• 21:45
  God.
• 21:45
  That
• 21:45
  is.
• 21:45
  That
• 21:46
  is
• 21:46
  true.
• 21:46
  I.
• 21:46
  I
• 21:46
  have,
• 21:47
  I
• 21:47
  have
• 21:47
  fractured
• 21:48
  quite
• 21:48
  a
• 21:48
  few
• 21:49
  family
• 21:49
  relationships
• 21:50
  over
• 21:50
  the
• 21:51
  years.
• 21:51
  As
• 21:51
  I'm
• 21:51
  thinking
• 21:51
  about
• 21:52
  this,
• 21:52
  my
• 21:52
  mom,
• 21:52
  if
• 21:52
  she's
• 21:53
  listening,
• 21:53
  will.
• 21:53
  Will
• 21:54
  understand
• 21:54
  that
• 21:54
  that
• 21:55
  comment
• 21:55
  very
• 21:55
  well.
• 21:56
  Oh
• 21:56
  man.
• 21:57
  And
• 21:57
  that
• 21:57
  was
• 21:57
  fun.
• 21:58
  Oh
• 21:58
  my
• 21:58
  God,
• 21:58
  I
• 21:58
  had
• 21:58
  a
• 21:58
  ton
• 21:58
  of
• 21:59
  fun
• 21:59
  doing
• 21:59
  this.
• 22:00
  Did
• 22:00
  you
• 22:00
  have
• 22:00
  fun?
• 22:01
  I
• 22:01
  thought
• 22:01
  it
• 22:01
  was
• 22:01
  great.
• 22:01
  I
• 22:01
  had
• 22:02
  such
• 22:02
  a
• 22:02
  good
• 22:02
  time.
• 22:02
  I
• 22:02
  wanna,
• 22:03
  I
• 22:03
  want
• 22:03
  more
• 22:03
  holidays
• 22:04
  to
• 22:04
  throw
• 22:04
  in
• 22:04
  the
• 22:04
  mix.
• 22:05
  I
• 22:05
  know
• 22:05
  we
• 22:06
  got
• 22:06
  tons,
• 22:07
  folks.
• 22:07
  We
• 22:07
  got
• 22:07
  tons
• 22:08
  of
• 22:08
  stuff.
• 22:08
  We're
• 22:08
  planning
• 22:08
  to
• 22:08
  rank
• 22:09
  here.
• 22:09
  We're
• 22:09
  gonna
• 22:09
  see
• 22:10
  if
• 22:10
  you
• 22:10
  guys
• 22:10
  like
• 22:10
  this.
• 22:10
  We'll
• 22:11
  keep
• 22:11
  doing
• 22:11
  it.
• 22:11
  Um,
• 22:12
  I
• 22:12
  think
• 22:12
  at
• 22:12
  the
• 22:12
  end
• 22:12
  of
• 22:13
  the
• 22:13
  day,
• 22:13
  which,
• 22:13
  which
• 22:13
  holiday
• 22:14
  snuck
• 22:14
  in
• 22:14
  there
• 22:14
  that
• 22:14
  surprised
• 22:15
  you?
• 22:15
  I
• 22:15
  think
• 22:15
  for
• 22:15
  me
• 22:15
  it
• 22:15
  was
• 22:16
  Memorial
• 22:16
  Day.
• 22:17
  Like
• 22:17
  how
• 22:17
  we
• 22:18
  both
• 22:18
  came
• 22:18
  out
• 22:18
  from
• 22:19
  Memorial
• 22:19
  Day
• 22:19
  for
• 22:20
  sure
• 22:20
  was
• 22:20
  really
• 22:20
  interesting.
• 22:21
  I
• 22:21
  had
• 22:21
  no
• 22:21
  doubt
• 22:22
  we
• 22:22
  were
• 22:22
  going
• 22:22
  to
• 22:22
  split
• 22:22
  on
• 22:22
  Thanksgiving
• 22:23
  because
• 22:23
  I
• 22:23
  know
• 22:23
  how
• 22:23
  much
• 22:23
  you
• 22:24
  just
• 22:24
  loathe
• 22:24
  gravy.
• 22:25
  Gravy
• 22:25
  enough,
• 22:25
  despite
• 22:26
  all
• 22:26
  the
• 22:26
  other
• 22:26
  points
• 22:27
  you
• 22:27
  had
• 22:27
  is
• 22:27
  is
• 22:28
  enough
• 22:28
  to
• 22:28
  turn
• 22:28
  your
• 22:28
  stomach.
• 22:29
  So.
• 22:29
  So,
• 22:30
  so
• 22:30
  we'll
• 22:30
  have
• 22:30
  to
• 22:30
  do
• 22:30
  it
• 22:30
  again,
• 22:31
  I
• 22:31
  think.
• 22:31
  And,
• 22:32
  and
• 22:32
  I
• 22:32
  think
• 22:32
  we'll
• 22:32
  have
• 22:32
  to
• 22:32
  do
• 22:32
  this
• 22:33
  again.
• 22:33
  You
• 22:34
  and
• 22:34
  you
• 22:34
  personally,
• 22:34
  you're
• 22:35
  such
• 22:35
  a
• 22:35
  ranker.
• 22:35
  I
• 22:35
  love
• 22:36
  it.
• 22:36
  You're
• 22:36
  such
• 22:36
  a
• 22:36
  ranker.
• 22:37
  I
• 22:37
  don't
• 22:37
  know.
• 22:38
  I
• 22:38
  think
• 22:38
  rank
• 22:39
  stuff
• 22:39
  might
• 22:39
  be
• 22:40
  contention
• 22:41
  for
• 22:41
  the
• 22:41
  best
• 22:42
  name
• 22:42
  for
• 22:42
  this.
• 22:42
  So
• 22:43
  people
• 22:43
  listening
• 22:44
  1
• 22:45
  Submit
• 22:45
  your
• 22:45
  favorite
• 22:46
  title.
• 22:46
  You're
• 22:47
  such
• 22:47
  a
• 22:47
  rank
• 22:48
  or
• 22:48
  rank
• 22:49
  stuff
• 22:49
  as
• 22:50
  which
• 22:50
  is
• 22:50
  your
• 22:51
  preferred
• 22:51
  title?
• 22:52
  If
• 22:52
  we
• 22:53
  continue
• 22:53
  this
• 22:53
  podcast
• 22:54
  beyond
• 22:54
  one
• 22:54
  episode,
• 22:54
  which
• 22:55
  is
• 22:55
  highly
• 22:55
  debatable,
• 22:56
  and
• 22:57
  then
• 22:57
  two,
• 22:58
  what
• 22:58
  other
• 22:59
  things
• 23:00
  should
• 23:00
  we
• 23:00
  be
• 23:00
  ranking?
• 23:02
  Anything
• 23:02
  is
• 23:02
  open.
• 23:03
  There
• 23:03
  is
• 23:04
  no
• 23:04
  thing
• 23:05
  that
• 23:05
  is
• 23:05
  out
• 23:06
  of
• 23:06
  bounds
• 23:06
  for
• 23:06
  this
• 23:07
  conversation.
• 23:07
  Yes.
• 23:08
  And
• 23:08
  the
• 23:08
  other
• 23:08
  the
• 23:09
  last
• 23:09
  point
• 23:09
  I'd
• 23:09
  make
• 23:09
  too,
• 23:10
  is
• 23:10
  for
• 23:10
  those
• 23:11
  listening
• 23:11
  and
• 23:11
  watching,
• 23:12
  let
• 23:12
  us
• 23:12
  know,
• 23:12
  were
• 23:12
  you
• 23:13
  Team
• 23:13
  Ann
• 23:13
  or
• 23:14
  Team
• 23:14
  Chris
• 23:15
  in
• 23:15
  terms
• 23:15
  of
• 23:16
  how
• 23:16
  we
• 23:16
  ranked
• 23:17
  our
• 23:17
  five
• 23:17
  holidays?
• 23:17
  Because
• 23:18
  we
• 23:18
  are
• 23:18
  curious
• 23:18
  to
• 23:19
  know.
• 23:19
  And
• 23:19
  was
• 23:20
  there
• 23:20
  a
• 23:20
  holiday
• 23:20
  that
• 23:20
  both
• 23:21
  of
• 23:21
  us
• 23:21
  missed
• 23:21
  that
• 23:21
  you
• 23:21
  think
• 23:22
  should
• 23:22
  have
• 23:22
  been
• 23:22
  included
• 23:23
  on
• 23:23
  the
• 23:23
  list?
• 23:23
  You
• 23:23
  know,
• 23:24
  so
• 23:24
  let
• 23:24
  us
• 23:24
  know
• 23:24
  on
• 23:25
  social
• 23:25
  media
• 23:25
  or
• 23:26
  on
• 23:26
  YouTube.
• 23:27
  And
• 23:27
  of
• 23:27
  course,
• 23:28
  as
• 23:28
  always,
• 23:28
  on
• 23:29
  behalf
• 23:29
  of
• 23:29
  Ann
• 23:30
  and
• 23:30
  myself,
• 23:31
  be
• 23:31
  careful
• 23:31
  out
• 23:31
  there.