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A Weird Flex Your Proud Of · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: It's a fonsie lady, it's a coupying Christine. But Christine's
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  Speaker 1: off today and you're here, you're you're here for these jokes,
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  Speaker 1: Nina de Rio.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, fantastic jokes. I got that one before you even
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  Speaker 2: said the funds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you saw me. I had the thumbs up
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  Speaker 1: when I did it. Hey, I have a little topic here,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't know if I can participate in it.
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  Speaker 1: What's a weird flex that you're proud of? And a
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  Speaker 1: flex is something that I don't know, kind of a
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  Speaker 1: special talent, like somebody wrote in I can parallel park
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  Speaker 1: in one smooth move every single time. That's my only
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  Speaker 1: true superpower that's considered a flex. Yeah, and Kristen has
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  Speaker 1: a flex I do And you actually mentioned this on Monday,
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  Speaker 1: I believe. But do it again.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I can say the alphabet backwards at speed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: ready do it Z Y X W v U T
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  Speaker 3: S R Q P O N M, L K j
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  Speaker 3: I H T F E D C B A. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Right, that's amazing you learned You took some time to
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  Speaker 2: learn that. Yeah, when I was a kid.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I learned it when I was a kid, and
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  Speaker 3: I just never forgot it, yeah, and kept writing that
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  Speaker 3: I used that.
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  Speaker 2: Job interviews, right, did you this one? Yeah? Well no,
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  Speaker 2: not this one, but I used to.
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  Speaker 1: And people always make jokes about you know, God forbid,
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  Speaker 1: you get pulled over for a dui. They sometimes make
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  Speaker 1: you do the alphabet backwards, and they and people mention
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  Speaker 1: how I can't even do it. I can't do it
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  Speaker 1: sober right, I can't do it sober so. The fact
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  Speaker 1: that you're able to do it this is fascinating to me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to try that, but you know, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And how about you? Do you have nina do?
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  Speaker 2: I think I think I have one that I'm not
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  Speaker 2: always perfect, but because I think it's a skill developed
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  Speaker 2: from working in this industry, I'm generally pretty good at
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  Speaker 2: telling you what time it is to the minute. If
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  Speaker 2: we're like sitting around watching TV, I can go, oh,
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  Speaker 2: it's seven twenty six, all right, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 2: Like I have a solid grasp of how much time
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  Speaker 2: might have elapsed since you last checked.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to make it sound like I'm stealing yours. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I agree with you.
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  Speaker 2: I think you probably did have that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Because I will give out the time to the minute. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like it's not just about seven o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: And you're used and you're probably pretty close, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You are very good and identifying when a song was released.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's true. That's a very good flex. Then you're
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  Speaker 2: right about that, yeah, because yeah, you're better than that.
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  Speaker 1: And it's something that I don't like. To me, it's
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  Speaker 1: not a superpower because it feels normal to me. So
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  Speaker 1: maybe that's why I can't identify what my flex is
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  Speaker 1: because it comes like that to me. I do have
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  Speaker 1: my moments where I might forget a year, but throw
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  Speaker 1: out a song and I'll tell you when it came out.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, test to me.
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  Speaker 2: Have you never? Have you ever been mellow by Olivia
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  Speaker 2: Newton John?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you throw a cut like that? You pick
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  Speaker 1: a hit?
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  Speaker 2: I think it's seventy two hit. Pick a hit, let's go,
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  Speaker 2: we'll go song Unwritten Natasha Betting, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. Unwritten Natasha Benningfield came out in two thousand.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know the month?
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  Speaker 1: What came out? In May? Two thousand and five?
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  Speaker 2: Is that the album? Or there was single? Second? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: because you know there's always album this single release.
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  Speaker 1: Let's sef for Internet works because.
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  Speaker 2: We had internet drag today.
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  Speaker 1: What year?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what did you say?
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  Speaker 1: I want to say May two thousand and five, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm am I wrong?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but not by much? How much? It's two thousand
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  Speaker 2: and four? Oh oh, okay, got here we go? You
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  Speaker 2: know what again? But again, when you google it, sometimes
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  Speaker 2: they're telling you the album release, not this single release. Well,
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  Speaker 2: and we played. We would generally know the single release.
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  Speaker 1: You're making me feel better.
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  Speaker 2: But I was wrong that that would be the song release.
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  Speaker 2: And that person's your friend. That's why I asked her.
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  Speaker 2: It was a real softball.
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  Speaker 1: Good buddy.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't just roll it over more slowly?
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  Speaker 1: Can you give me another one? I can't go to
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  Speaker 1: commercial break with it.
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  Speaker 2: I want it that way.
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  Speaker 1: I want it that way. By the backst You Boys
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  Speaker 1: was nineteen ninety six.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really? Ninety nine? Ninety nine? Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 2: don't even like the bat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to go to break until I get
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  Speaker 1: one right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'll hold your hand. By the Beatles
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  Speaker 2: nineteen sixty two.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that. I don't. I think sixty four.
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  Speaker 2: I think what was wrong? I want to hold your hand.
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  Speaker 2: It could be sixty two I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you, what, what did you want?
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  Speaker 2: What did you say?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: What year did you say? Sixty two?
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  Speaker 1: Sixty two?
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  Speaker 2: He's right, no, sixty four.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Christian, I want to thank you for believing in
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  Speaker 1: me that I new.
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  Speaker 2: Years of don't do you have any other skills? I
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  Speaker 2: do know, and you fold fitted cheat.
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  Speaker 1: I do know every single released off the Janet Jackson
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  Speaker 1: Rhythm Nation eighteen fourteen.
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  Speaker 2: Can you can you name any of US presidents? What
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  Speaker 2: can you do?
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  Speaker 1: George Washington? Abraham Lincoln? Well he was number two? Who
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  Speaker 1: was the second president?
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  Speaker 2: John Adams? It's not number two?
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  Speaker 1: No, he wasn't. But I said George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
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  Speaker 2: That's one in sixteen. There's fourteen in between.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the Jets record one in sixteen.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, get perfect?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well, apparently I suck at everything.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, it's good to be a man of all seasons. Though.
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  Speaker 1: Well, somebody texted me and say something nice about me
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  Speaker 1: and make me feel better.
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  Speaker 2: Oh honey, are we not?
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  Speaker 1: No? No, you're not.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're not saying anything now, you're not seeing anything.
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  Speaker 1: Wrong, but you're exposing me and making me realize how
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  Speaker 1: bad I really.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, no, there's something you there's a skill. You have
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  Speaker 2: some skills. We're still working on it.
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  Speaker 3: They are right.
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  Speaker 2: It's all about your personality, maybe not your skill.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Tough Room,