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Find your partner at the grocery store · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  Remember years ago when people used to find their soulmate at the grocery store?
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  Oh yeah.
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  Like that was he you'd like pick up the melons and be like, nice melons.
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  Yeah, well that was always one line to use.
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  Yes.
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  But it's crazy.
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  That's not the go-to.
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  No, I think the reason that it worked was you would find this sort of dish women back, you know, in the day would find this sort of disheveled guy, not not put together.
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  I'm talking like might have come from work and maybe he was a single guy and you know he wasn't necessarily the best at picking out certain things in the store and then And then she would lean over and be like, You want this one.
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  Right.
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  You know, and then I think that's the way.
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  Excuse me.
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  Okay.
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  Well, it was a thing.
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  People I know it's adorable, actually.
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  People used to, you know, kind of find their their soulmate at the grocery store.
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  Well, then what a great origin story, you know.
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  He went on to other things, but this now, mind you, I'm gonna share this with you only because I feel at a Whole Foods it's not as risky as a behavior.
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  But this desperate woman really wants to find a man, so she put her Whole Foods shopping schedule online.
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  So that's That is awesome.
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  Well, it is, unless you're at Save a lot, in which case you'll end up in the back of a white van and you will never see your family again.
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  But at a Whole Foods, I think you're probably pretty safe.
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  I feel like stepped up a bit here, so have a listen.
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  BSA, I will be at the ground beef and rice section at Whole Foods at 3 p.m.
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  today.
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  And if your net worth is a hundred million dollars and you are 6'8 and exceptionally sexy, I expect you to meet me there.
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  Do you remember?
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  Please, please, please, please, please, please.
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  My dating life is trash.
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  Please come.
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  Do you remember when I used to always grocery shop before I met Zach actually?
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  Do you remember when I uh when what time I used to always grocery shop?
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  Uh no.
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  Saturday, 6 a.m.
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  I think you still do that.
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  Not as much.
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  He gets me to like sleep in a little bit on the weekends.
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  Yes, it's a it's a miracle.
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  But it so not that I was looking, but if I was, all my options.
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  Stock boys.
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  Stock boys and old, old, old men.
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  Actually, they're stock men at that point.
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  The boys haven't even gotten up.
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  They're too lazy to get up and go in and stock at that hour.
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  Except in Meneers.
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  Damn it.
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  I don't know what it is with that place.
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  They always have the younger uh demographic working there.
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  The ones that you look at, you're like, you're an inspiration.
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  You gotta be going to Notre Dame for God's sake.
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  You're an inspiration.
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  I'll tell you what, if you want to get a corning ink guy, then let's see, what time was I at the grocery store yesterday?
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  Better build the Whole Foods quick.
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  No, but there is there is definitely that like corning business the audience, if you will.
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  Yeah, that 5 30 uh Wegmans.
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  It's earlier than that.
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  What time was at the grocery store yesterday?
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  I had to randomly stop there.
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  Is it earlier though?
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  4 30.
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  I was there at 4 30.
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  Oh, they're so executive they can get out of 4 30.
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  Yes.
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  While their piss ons are staying till 5.
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  So if you're looking for a business professional, Wegman's 430.
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  Produce section for this.
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  Now I gotta play this for you.
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  Because uh we are uh, you know, at the time a lot of people are are heading in to school.
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  And we also know the school year is wrapping up for a lot of people.
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  PA, a lot of folks wrapping up this week.
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  June 5th, PA is your last day.
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  Then we come to New York and uh sometime around August they'll get you out for the year.
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  Uh-huh.
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  Uh but anyway, this high school principal in Florida has been placed on administrative leave after she allegedly quoted Trap Queen from Fetty Wop in the school's yearbook.
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  Now what's wrong with that?
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  Well, that's uh how do you get remembered?
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  You don't get remembered by quoting Engelbert Humperdink.
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  Right, right, right.
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  By the way, Fetty WAP was just here in Binghamton a couple weeks ago.
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  Oh, that's right.
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  What was the quote?
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  Oh, here, I'll well let me play this for you.
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  I did not put that quote in the earbook, nor did I approve that quote to be in the earbook.
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  We live in the age of social media where this stuff can kind of go viral and get crazy real fast.
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  Some of the people were screaming about this, saying the loudest, don't even have children in the school.
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  There were certain parents that went straight to the district or straight to the news or straight to Facebook.
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  None of them even called me.
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  The quote was everybody hating, we just call them uh fans, though.
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  Okay.
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  If you don't have kids in the school, shut your hole.
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  Also, you're right.
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  I think that there's a way to connect with with the younger audience.
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  Yeah.
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  And that might be through a fetty wop lyric or whatever.
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  Had she used profanity or something that was, I don't know, overly sexual, overly violent.
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  Is it because he smokes the devil's lettuce?
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  Oh, dear God.
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  That's what I think.
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  I mean, I hate it too.
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  I can't stand walking around downtown Elmira and smelling it on every corner, but she's it might not be your thing, but it's not illegal.
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  Right, exactly.
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  Exactly.
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  So I what's okay for well for high school kids it would be.
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  Let me clarify that statement.
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  But is that the issue?
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  Because what else would the issue?
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  I don't know.
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  The quote was not terrible.
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  It wasn't like I'm gonna kill your family or something.
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  Everybody hating, we just call them fans, though.
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  I mean, isn't that the old I know you are, but what am I?
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  Uh yeah, I guess, yes, yes, yes.
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  Well, and I love people calling the news, but also you know, sending messages to the school and all that stuff.
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  Oh, for god.
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  I wish in school that I was on the yearbook uh committee because you can kind of do things like that.
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  Or let's say, for instance, I'm in a hating mood today, but I'm really not, I promise you.
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  But let's say, for instance, my enemy, Nicole from high school.
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  Let's say ball to the face.
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  Let's say there were two pictures of her from volleyball, and one of the pictures, she has this really nasty face.
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  And I was on the yearbook committee.
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  You know, I'm picking that one to go in the yearbook.
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  Yeah, I figured as much.
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  That's that's great.
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  That's the power you have in the yearbook committee.
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  You have the power to put the Fetty Wap quote.
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  So did somebody hate this teacher?
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  And they thought, I'm gonna get her.
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  I mean, this is the full all the way to the top.
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  I'm sorry, principal.
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  It blows my mind.
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  Did somebody go, I hate this principal.
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  I'm gonna get her.
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  I don't know.
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  What are we supposed to do?
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  Put Celine Dion quotes on in the yearbook?
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  Will that make everybody happy?
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  Not related.
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  Wow, wait a way to look on hip.
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  It's it seems like she's probably gonna get her job back.
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  I would like to think so, yes.