Latest / Chisme With DoKnow / Heartbroken | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:15
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- 0:57Speaker 3: watch it because you're broke? What No, and then and
- 1:02Speaker 3: then uh.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Our show was actually showed down on February nineteen. It
- 1:05Speaker 2: sold out.
- 1:06Speaker 3: Yes, it's all you foods that never believed in me.
- 1:09Speaker 3: That's a lot of people bro to my mom, my dad.
- 1:13Speaker 3: Thank you guys for selling out. If you're one of
- 1:15Speaker 3: the homies that you didn't buy a ticket, don't hit
- 1:17Speaker 3: us up. Please stay out sorry, stay out side, stay
- 1:20Speaker 3: out sorry. Yeah, don't get ust us.
- 1:22Speaker 2: And then we made uh me and they're actually been
- 1:24Speaker 2: working on something behind the scenes. We actually made a
- 1:26Speaker 2: hit job merch that we're going to be seting on
- 1:28Speaker 2: the show, like ahod job with like your face on it.
- 1:32Speaker 2: No bullshit, it's going to be available.
- 1:33Speaker 3: You can't do that. I can't sell it a job
- 1:36Speaker 3: with a man's face on it.
- 1:37Speaker 2: No. Oh.
- 1:39Speaker 3: The whole point was just are you what's are your joking?
- 1:44Speaker 3: I know, I know you are They want to hit
- 1:45Speaker 3: the time?
- 1:46Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, are you?
- 1:48Speaker 3: Are you for? Yeah? Don't play around. That's don't play
- 1:51Speaker 3: what we said. That's not that's no, that's not funny
- 1:55Speaker 3: across it right there. Ye, listens, you have no respect
- 1:58Speaker 3: for our religion nor my people.
- 2:00Speaker 2: We're gonna be any garas that I show about the
- 2:01Speaker 2: Merchen State. Do you want to say that?
- 2:03Speaker 3: Don't say.
- 2:06Speaker 2: So if you want.
- 2:07Speaker 3: My boss is calling me from work. Hello, Okay, I
- 2:11Speaker 3: got you. I got you telling about that all right, goodbye?
- 2:17Speaker 3: You know bre I just had a business. Yeah, so
- 2:19Speaker 3: we're gonna sell up.
- 2:20Speaker 2: Not the hell up.
- 2:21Speaker 3: Bro, don't just don't even play like that too, because
- 2:24Speaker 3: there's certain lines and that my people, we don't mess
- 2:25Speaker 3: with that.
- 2:25Speaker 2: Rama.
- 2:26Speaker 3: Don's just around the corner. I don't want to hear
- 2:27Speaker 3: no slander.
- 2:28Speaker 2: Bro, I'm not that's not slandering.
- 2:29Speaker 3: That's slander. But you're just joking. That's my religion. But
- 2:32Speaker 3: that's my religion, my people. But I'm done with these jokes.
- 2:34Speaker 2: If you want to sign around by Jakarna and me, I.
- 2:38Speaker 3: Would never sign a n that's so disrespectful. If I
- 2:40Speaker 3: wrote a book, if my autobiography, want's going to be
- 2:43Speaker 3: out next month on Wednesday, Wednesday, March third, Me and
- 2:46Speaker 3: I have been working hard on this and it's a
- 2:49Speaker 3: full picture broke a full picture book, one hundred and
- 2:51Speaker 3: fifty pages and they're just pictures of my life back
- 2:54Speaker 3: and forth, and it starts from five years ago. We've
- 2:56Speaker 3: been working on this for five years. AI pictures in there.
- 2:59Speaker 3: What hell, weird bitch, A weird bitch hey food, you know,
- 3:04Speaker 3: you know I've been talking. I've been talking to some
- 3:06Speaker 3: other cameramen and stuff. Yeah, just gauging where we're eyeing ship.
- 3:11Speaker 2: You don't got to be here along your brother.
- 3:13Speaker 3: Just watch how you talk to me, bro, I'm slowly growing,
- 3:16Speaker 3: growing as a person, our egos growing.
- 3:18Speaker 2: Oh we know about growing, truse me. We have took
- 3:21Speaker 2: screenshots of your your your past, this this weekend story story,
- 3:26Speaker 2: and we will be showing you.
- 3:27Speaker 3: We will be showing you, and I want you to
- 3:29Speaker 3: explain every photo not ashamed at all. Okay, this one
- 3:32Speaker 3: down right there? Yes, what was this?
- 3:34Speaker 2: So?
- 3:35Speaker 3: I had robbed. I was in the area of Beverly Hills.
- 3:40Speaker 3: I see two men living lavish. They were both abusing
- 3:43Speaker 3: a woman on the side. So the girl was getting
- 3:45Speaker 3: hit and hey, stop hitting her. They looked at me,
- 3:48Speaker 3: they said, shut up. Derogatory term. They thought it was Mexican.
- 3:53Speaker 3: I'm not was the S word, the W word? As
- 3:56Speaker 3: much as you can say, hold on, give me one second.
- 3:59Speaker 3: Let's go back to the first one. So as I
- 4:00Speaker 3: said that, I said, hey, watch the fuck out. I
- 4:03Speaker 3: ran over there, two of them by the way, and
- 4:05Speaker 3: I had no weapons, nothing, I thought as hard as
- 4:07Speaker 3: I could. One of them had taken off my pants.
- 4:12Speaker 3: I whipped their ass and then that to the money
- 4:14Speaker 3: the girl gave me afterwards. Yes, okay, nice, Okay. Then
- 4:17Speaker 3: the next picture, the next photo photo is actually one
- 4:20Speaker 3: of my favorites. I FaceTime my cousin to let him
- 4:23Speaker 3: know he's moving out the hut. He lives in Indonesia.
- 4:27Speaker 3: So my cousin oscar all that money. It's now in
- 4:29Speaker 3: his bank account and that's gonna be for him for
- 4:31Speaker 3: about fifty days. Okay, yes, nice, thank you. What about
- 4:35Speaker 3: the next one?
- 4:36Speaker 2: We have the one that sent on the group check
- 4:37Speaker 2: and we just popped those up. Are you sending him
- 4:39Speaker 2: one of my group track all the group trip were fuck,
- 4:44Speaker 2: it's okay.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Andy had our talk with me actually about my a
- 4:47Speaker 3: photo and he deduced that I was being a pussy.
- 4:50Speaker 3: Who your friend said that you were being a pussy
- 4:52Speaker 3: one hundred percent? I agree with him, but he didn't.
- 4:54Speaker 3: He didn't talk to me like you did.
- 4:55Speaker 2: How do you say? What do you say?
- 4:57Speaker 3: I was talking a little bit, you know, He's like,
- 4:58Speaker 3: what's your career? And do you know my best friend? Yeah?
- 5:01Speaker 2: Wow, okay.
- 5:04Speaker 5: That's the way that we were explaining.
- 5:05Speaker 2: What do you look?
- 5:06Speaker 3: Why do you look like an incan? Did that look
- 5:09Speaker 3: like a Mayan the hell up? And yeah, no he doesn't.
- 5:14Speaker 3: He looks autistics.
- 5:15Speaker 2: By the way. By the way, I ran into some
- 5:17Speaker 2: guy from sixties at the gym today sixty sixth sorry
- 5:19Speaker 2: sixties the game.
- 5:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:21Speaker 2: And then he was like and then he's like, where's Jakarta?
- 5:23Speaker 3: He was asking about me. Yeah, I think you know
- 5:25Speaker 3: he knew me through the streets or he knew me
- 5:26Speaker 3: through No, no, no, I know him. And they was like, RAFFI.
- 5:31Speaker 2: Serious, Yeah, that's don't get Sam's boy.
- 5:35Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's been golly, he's been golli he's from
- 5:37Speaker 3: sixty he got he's he's one of the studios, so wild.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Yeah. And then he was like and then he was like, man,
- 5:43Speaker 2: whe's Jakarta to him? He needs to come to the gym.
- 5:45Speaker 2: Better life mental Yeah, if he changed his life way yeah,
- 5:48Speaker 2: super you know, and then sixties said yeah yeah, and
- 5:53Speaker 2: then and then what the weather? Food told me that
- 5:55Speaker 2: your angles are okay.
- 5:57Speaker 3: My ankles are okay. Did you hit that food? You
- 5:58Speaker 3: just kicked them with him off to dinner to dinner. Yeah,
- 6:01Speaker 3: you're a fucking You're a prick.
- 6:04Speaker 2: What did you do this weekend?
- 6:06Speaker 3: What did I do this weekend. I went to hang
- 6:08Speaker 3: out with Andy and his cousins his dog. I don't
- 6:11Speaker 3: know if this is regular and that you ever heard
- 6:12Speaker 3: you have dogs?
- 6:13Speaker 2: Dogs? What dogs do you have?
- 6:15Speaker 3: Uh? Yorky okay? And French bulldog by the way, Any
- 6:20Speaker 3: girl that has a teacup dog dog? Sorry, don't you
- 6:24Speaker 3: think that you have an English bulldog in the teacup?
- 6:27Speaker 3: Any girl that has a tea cup dog as a yeah? Yeah? Well,
- 6:33Speaker 3: or she's just like a really pretty bitch.
- 6:35Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, so wrong.
- 6:37Speaker 3: I kicked him and then his homim one of their cousins.
- 6:41Speaker 3: This whose dog had twelve eleven eleven babies? She's a
- 6:44Speaker 3: German Shepherd No, no Colden Retriever twelve, But it's eleven babies?
- 6:50Speaker 3: What is she? Mexican? Wh Why the fuck?
- 6:56Speaker 2: That wasn't even a jump though it was true? Hello,
- 6:58Speaker 2: who's eleven babies? Yeah? I'm already decided. Okay, I'm not
- 7:04Speaker 2: I'm gonna go get a girl.
- 7:07Speaker 3: Yeah, cauld you bring it homegirl?
- 7:10Speaker 2: Nait eight? Wait? What happened to your Why are you depressed?
- 7:13Speaker 2: I'm not impressed or nothing, but it's just a we
- 7:16Speaker 2: were busy with just different spots in life. I guess, oh,
- 7:19Speaker 2: your relationship already felt. You remember what we were talking
- 7:21Speaker 2: about it the.
- 7:21Speaker 5: Way over here that he was saying that she didn't
- 7:24Speaker 5: want to be posted that.
- 7:26Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because but I mean, I don't think I
- 7:28Speaker 3: don't think it was anything to do with that. I'm
- 7:29Speaker 3: not gonna say that.
- 7:30Speaker 2: I'm just we're just in different places in our life, Pops.
- 7:33Speaker 3: I guess you know.
- 7:34Speaker 2: I was in the place to.
- 7:34Speaker 3: Funk with her. She just wasn't in that place like,
- 7:36Speaker 3: oh my, Sheldy broke up with you. She didn't break
- 7:39Speaker 3: up and we was together. But it was just like,
- 7:42Speaker 3: I know, it's weird. It was I don't know, I'm
- 7:44Speaker 3: not gonna like you know. Once I hear it, I
- 7:46Speaker 3: hear it, Pops, It's okay.
- 7:47Speaker 2: You know you didn't even wait wait wait, wait your card.
- 7:51Speaker 2: You're terrible to.
- 7:52Speaker 3: Explaining what I don't want to talk about it. I
- 7:55Speaker 3: just haid, this is a podcast. We talking about stuff.
- 7:57Speaker 3: This is just the one thing. It's trying to get hot.
- 8:03Speaker 3: Never you saw her, you saw her, she's here for right, No,
- 8:09Speaker 3: But it was it was like, I guess she wasn't.
- 8:14Speaker 3: I say, well, okay, okay, I said, realistically, realistically like
- 8:20Speaker 3: I wasn't looking for like a like some bitch to funk,
- 8:24Speaker 3: And I don't think she was looking for some food
- 8:25Speaker 3: to funk neither. But I think I just wanted different things.
- 8:27Speaker 3: You know, I want to like more long term and stuff.
- 8:30Speaker 2: So you're ready to settle? Yeah, after two weeks, after
- 8:34Speaker 2: three and a half, how many two dates?
- 8:37Speaker 3: Three?
- 8:39Speaker 2: Three after?
- 8:41Speaker 6: But I'm not.
- 8:42Speaker 2: But I'm betting out with you three times.
- 8:44Speaker 3: I want to let you know right now, I want
- 8:45Speaker 3: you to become Muslim and movie no, no, no, no,
- 8:47Speaker 3: I didn't tell I didn't tell her I want her
- 8:48Speaker 3: to be my girlfriend, none of that. But I think
- 8:50Speaker 3: that was just like the mentality I had written down
- 8:52Speaker 3: in my head, like I want to I want to
- 8:54Speaker 3: cuff on you. I never told her, I never shared
- 8:56Speaker 3: none of that, but it just showed like she wasn't
- 8:58Speaker 3: on that timing too, So it was just easier to
- 9:00Speaker 3: like maneuver away both of us.
- 9:02Speaker 2: So what timing is she on?
- 9:04Speaker 3: Just now my timing, I guess I'm not sure what
- 9:06Speaker 3: time me she's on.
- 9:07Speaker 2: Oh but but you guys had a conversation, a conversation.
- 9:10Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is the only reason you would
- 9:11Speaker 2: have a conversation is if you let her know that
- 9:13Speaker 2: you really like her.
- 9:14Speaker 3: No, it was it was practically her letting me know
- 9:16Speaker 3: that she didn't think she was on the same time
- 9:18Speaker 3: and I was on oh yeah, yeah, and I was
- 9:21Speaker 3: okay with it too. It's like entirely bro, you know,
- 9:22Speaker 3: so so now you guys are not even talking anymore. No, whoa,
- 9:27Speaker 3: But that's that's me. Like I didn't reply after what
- 9:31Speaker 3: after she was she said some a few other things.
- 9:34Speaker 3: But it's okay. I mean, like you're just yeah. I mean,
- 9:37Speaker 3: you know, I liked her a lot, to be honest,
- 9:39Speaker 3: you know, I love I'm a lover of bros. But like,
- 9:41Speaker 3: like I feel very like vulnerable. If any battle of
- 9:44Speaker 3: Tina bitches with fat taties want to take advantage of me,
- 9:47Speaker 3: I'm vulnerable and I'm in the area of LA but
- 9:52Speaker 3: she's not here.
- 9:53Speaker 2: Oh let me call her.
- 9:59Speaker 3: Yeah. But other than that, I mean, like I'm not
- 10:01Speaker 3: it was three, bro, it was three, but I remember one.
- 10:04Speaker 3: It's like she told me that he stopped fucking with
- 10:05Speaker 3: my phone. When she told me that, I already went
- 10:08Speaker 3: to I did the regime. You know what the regime is,
- 10:10Speaker 3: the routine put my ear pads trying to play bluggy
- 10:14Speaker 3: b t B. I here right now, if one of
- 10:17Speaker 3: the one of the people in the want to make
- 10:19Speaker 3: a want to make an edit of me, ask me,
- 10:22Speaker 3: ask me. He's still with that girl? All right?
- 10:25Speaker 2: He still with that girl?
- 10:26Speaker 7: Nah?
- 10:27Speaker 2: Bro, And then I.
- 10:28Speaker 3: Wanted to turn black and white and then put what
- 10:30Speaker 3: the fun I was supposed to phone with you, bitch?
- 10:33Speaker 3: I should have never even and I'm gonna do some
- 10:35Speaker 3: faces so you guys could put this all together.
- 10:42Speaker 2: Damn fool.
- 10:49Speaker 3: So she will go with your food while we were together.
- 10:51Speaker 3: So how she breaking up because she ended it though
- 10:53Speaker 3: she ended I'm not I'm not. I'm not scared to
- 10:56Speaker 3: say that. Like I'm a man too, you know, yeah,
- 10:58Speaker 3: I'm not tripping a bit like I'm not. I'm not.
- 11:01Speaker 3: No bitch, did you cut your hair?
- 11:03Speaker 2: Cut it? Boy? We need to stop going to him
- 11:06Speaker 2: both as a collection by wait wait Jakarta, and you
- 11:08Speaker 2: didn't even have uh coitas with this girl?
- 11:12Speaker 3: No no, no, I took your like very serious. I
- 11:16Speaker 3: would say, oh.
- 11:18Speaker 2: So nokoid is no type of intimacy and nothing no no, no,
- 11:21Speaker 2: not really and then now but now what and then
- 11:26Speaker 2: now she's moved on and getting her ship trash, and
- 11:31Speaker 2: now she's getting fucked.
- 11:32Speaker 3: I wouldn't say she's getting fun personally. I hope she's
- 11:35Speaker 3: not getting fucked. I really hope she's not getting fucked.
- 11:38Speaker 3: Have any friends?
- 11:39Speaker 2: I don't think so. You know you ask a girl,
- 11:42Speaker 2: do you have any right for Jakarta? Excuse me?
- 11:46Speaker 3: You think you do?
- 11:47Speaker 8: You think?
- 11:47Speaker 3: Like like going based off j just real quick, going based.
- 11:50Speaker 2: Off his looks.
- 11:51Speaker 3: I'm famous, I have a incredible podcast. Wait, shut the
- 11:53Speaker 3: funk up, you stop that ship. We're going not everything.
- 11:55Speaker 3: I'm six four incredible podcast bilingual and I speak a
- 11:59Speaker 3: little bit of Spanish bilingual.
- 12:02Speaker 2: Say say different things, try lingual.
- 12:06Speaker 3: Kind of kind of you actually actually I'm actually gonna
- 12:09Speaker 3: be singing in Indonesia song later on this pod. Everybody, Hey,
- 12:13Speaker 3: so based let's.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Go based off this looks, because you're not gonna give
- 12:15Speaker 2: your friend the whole breakdown?
- 12:17Speaker 3: Are you looking at me? Fully? Hold on? Hold on?
- 12:22Speaker 2: Oh for you know what I look like? Come on,
- 12:26Speaker 2: I didn't even notice. Okay, they don't even you know.
- 12:29Speaker 3: I'm a fucking joint. Thank you all personality as down
- 12:33Speaker 3: which you missed you. I can't believe I seen you.
- 12:36Speaker 3: You're the best, Which which friend are you going based on?
- 12:39Speaker 3: Whoever has the lowest self esteem?
- 12:41Speaker 2: Who do that?
- 12:42Speaker 3: Who's sucking dick tonight?
- 12:44Speaker 2: Jesus Jakarta? None, we'll talk later.
- 12:47Speaker 3: We'll talk later. We'll sit down and the show Enjoy
- 12:49Speaker 3: the show you look makeup is on ten. I love
- 12:52Speaker 3: it whenever I see You're such a delight. This is
- 12:54Speaker 3: really one of my favorites. But yeah, back to this
- 13:00Speaker 3: bitch and you know it just it hurt a little bit, Pops,
- 13:05Speaker 3: But it was like it was like, funk, I'm not
- 13:08Speaker 3: a like you know, my thing is? My thing is
- 13:12Speaker 3: just because off the bat one you're not a way. Yes,
- 13:15Speaker 3: that's that's that's false, right. But but you went into
- 13:19Speaker 3: too hard, too fast, you think so, I know, so
- 13:23Speaker 3: I feel like you went in too fast and like
- 13:25Speaker 3: you met her at a party. I met her at
- 13:27Speaker 3: a party.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Who is she get invited by him?
- 13:29Speaker 3: I think one of her home the home girl she
- 13:32Speaker 3: was with her man had modeled for like pro club
- 13:34Speaker 3: or some Oh it came on, behalf of your people, man,
- 13:38Speaker 3: because of you.
- 13:40Speaker 2: You don't do this to me, bro, You owe me
- 13:43Speaker 2: two hundred dollars for.
- 13:44Speaker 3: What you know, for what?
- 13:46Speaker 8: Oh?
- 13:48Speaker 2: Taking off the fun, taking up the fun, pay you
- 13:50Speaker 2: an advance. That's what. She broke your heart?
- 13:57Speaker 3: I want to see she broke my heart? Just suck
- 13:59Speaker 3: she broke or if you want to go back right after? No,
- 14:02Speaker 3: I didn't buy.
- 14:04Speaker 2: What the fuck are you?
- 14:06Speaker 3: This happened today? This happened today in the morning. I
- 14:08Speaker 3: went to work. Where was the time? So so she
- 14:12Speaker 3: just broke up with today in the morning. But it's
- 14:14Speaker 3: not breaking up if we weren't together. I don't know
- 14:15Speaker 3: why I keep saying breaking up.
- 14:17Speaker 2: But you're you're you're taking it as a breakup, right.
- 14:20Speaker 3: I'm taking it as you know we I guess we wasn't.
- 14:22Speaker 3: I guess you know in another life, you know what
- 14:24Speaker 3: I'm saying, and the other life, Bro.
- 14:27Speaker 2: What's something?
- 14:28Speaker 3: Bro?
- 14:29Speaker 2: He broke up with a bitch because her legs broke
- 14:31Speaker 2: like a bitch.
- 14:33Speaker 3: She's not a bitch at all. I'm sorry.
- 14:35Speaker 7: It's funny because I was waiting for you to stop,
- 14:36Speaker 7: like like stop your story, not in a disrespectful way.
- 14:39Speaker 7: But something similar happened with her, which I knew not
- 14:43Speaker 7: to fun with her beginning.
- 14:44Speaker 2: What do you mean?
- 14:45Speaker 7: What do you She posted a story late night, and
- 14:47Speaker 7: I guess she didn't realize that I was on her
- 14:49Speaker 7: close friends, that I was on her clothes.
- 14:51Speaker 2: He's like about legs, legs like cutty.
- 14:57Speaker 5: So she posted she posted us replying.
- 15:00Speaker 7: To her like, oh, let me give you a gift
- 15:02Speaker 7: basket too, And then they pulled up a rose toy
- 15:05Speaker 7: like a guy in a rose toy. They were like
- 15:07Speaker 7: a massage your foot too, you're broken foot, and I
- 15:11Speaker 7: just laughed.
- 15:11Speaker 3: At it, and she posted that did you reply?
- 15:14Speaker 2: Then? What is this conversation of a bunch of bitches?
- 15:18Speaker 3: Was like, I meant to bring it back because like,
- 15:21Speaker 3: you think you'll make the edit of me pretty good?
- 15:24Speaker 2: Okay, no, no, no, no, no no, So you stop
- 15:27Speaker 2: sucking the homegirl because her leg was broken broken? So yeah, yeah,
- 15:31Speaker 2: you're you're you know, but this is like but but
- 15:34Speaker 2: did she reply in that screenshot?
- 15:36Speaker 3: Now, yeah, she just she just posted that respond and
- 15:41Speaker 3: then she did never replied what she replied, Okay, how
- 15:45Speaker 3: are you? Okay? Straight, me too, I've never been better,
- 15:49Speaker 3: you know, you know.
- 15:50Speaker 2: You know the one time wearing Chicago and he actually
- 15:53Speaker 2: told us his his whole love story and I was
- 15:55Speaker 2: like that you' sound like a bitch.
- 15:57Speaker 3: Yeah you're I noticed that he's not a good friend,
- 16:00Speaker 3: like like bro when we're like imagine if follows man
- 16:04Speaker 3: if I was like really down bad and I was like,
- 16:05Speaker 3: but I just I just want to talk to you.
- 16:07Speaker 3: I'm not expecting. I don't want to like, I don't
- 16:09Speaker 3: want I'm not gonna call you. Yeah, I'm gonna break
- 16:13Speaker 3: I'm gonna break down, cry sound like a fucking pussy.
- 16:17Speaker 3: Here's fucking five thousand people looking at you cry on
- 16:19Speaker 3: a lot for some ship. I wouldn't want that, but
- 16:21Speaker 3: I know, well, I think I think I think you're
- 16:23Speaker 3: are you just calling this pussies because that's how you
- 16:25Speaker 3: feel it just because we're.
- 16:26Speaker 2: Just like you know, no, I'm jogging, I'm dooking, don't.
- 16:29Speaker 3: I'm not a fucking pussy. I just I'm very sensitive.
- 16:32Speaker 3: But I just not like that because I feel like
- 16:34Speaker 3: you're depressed after three weeks. That's crazy. I'm not depressed depressed.
- 16:37Speaker 3: I would have been like, I'm kind of sick. I
- 16:38Speaker 3: won't be able to be I know you're sad. You're
- 16:41Speaker 3: trying to cover it. No, no, no, am I sad?
- 16:42Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sad. After three times hanging out with it,
- 16:45Speaker 2: I can't be said. I like a bitch, just understand.
- 16:47Speaker 3: But I've been to Paris back yet seeing the cashier,
- 16:49Speaker 3: and I already built my life with her when I
- 16:50Speaker 3: seen it when I was giving bro Just last week,
- 16:55Speaker 3: I went to Loco. Me and that bitch, we already
- 16:57Speaker 3: got married, three kids in my head though I seen
- 17:00Speaker 3: her for seven minutes a cycle path.
- 17:03Speaker 2: It's happened.
- 17:03Speaker 3: I've driven, like why I've been driven, But I've been
- 17:05Speaker 3: in the uber, passing by bitches. Look at them. I
- 17:08Speaker 3: thought of our kids' names and ship. You know, Oh okay,
- 17:11Speaker 3: so so awesome. That's how easy to find love. I
- 17:16Speaker 3: just on my overthinker.
- 17:17Speaker 2: Wait so then so then this stop stop moving that
- 17:21Speaker 2: because people audio now no, so now so this three
- 17:25Speaker 2: this three weeks ship. It's like super like hurt, no,
- 17:29Speaker 2: no hurt.
- 17:30Speaker 3: But it's only It's not like I'm a fucking fucking
- 17:32Speaker 3: murder myself or nothing. You know.
- 17:34Speaker 2: Damn yo, what's the deal you guys? Did your boy doing?
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- 18:35Speaker 3: I'm just you know, it sucks for you know, I
- 18:37Speaker 3: wish it wasn't you know, but I love it, you know,
- 18:40Speaker 3: Ken you pops can.
- 18:42Speaker 2: Have a little freestyle, like a little heartbroken freestyle.
- 18:43Speaker 3: No, no, I don't even wanna want.
- 18:52Speaker 2: Yeah, the other ones. Now you gonna add his in too,
- 18:54Speaker 2: but I only gonna add money.
- 18:56Speaker 3: They made a whole page about it, you see that,
- 18:58Speaker 3: a page just on my AI phoonto. Yeah.
- 19:00Speaker 2: Really I know.
- 19:02Speaker 3: I can't go on live no more. Some who screen
- 19:03Speaker 3: screen recording my whole life?
- 19:05Speaker 2: All right? Another way, what the fuck? Who is all right?
- 19:14Speaker 3: This guy right here? The raise? For sure?
- 19:21Speaker 2: This is one of my favorite one that's coming up
- 19:23Speaker 2: right now.
- 19:33Speaker 3: Fucking delete that. Fucking report this fucking person right now.
- 19:37Speaker 3: Do we know anyone in TikTok? Yeah, fucking report them immediately. More.
- 19:43Speaker 2: What I want you to get your reaction to it
- 19:45Speaker 2: is the one more.
- 19:47Speaker 3: You put it up.
- 19:52Speaker 2: You don't like this one?
- 19:53Speaker 3: I don't go on.
- 19:55Speaker 2: Why don't you like this one? Are those pigs?
- 20:01Speaker 3: What the fuck? Bro Rember? Imagine if these fus worked
- 20:05Speaker 3: this hard to get some bitches maybe want to be single?
- 20:09Speaker 3: On my fucking beto. Somebody said, room, that's pretty good,
- 20:16Speaker 3: that's pretty good.
- 20:17Speaker 2: That's fucking hilarious.
- 20:19Speaker 4: Dog.
- 20:20Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but a I is AI is such
- 20:22Speaker 3: a you know, it's such a crazy thing. People think
- 20:24Speaker 3: about it like this now are people that do cgi?
- 20:26Speaker 3: I'm not sure if it applies to this. But let's
- 20:27Speaker 3: say c G I. Right, if I was making a
- 20:29Speaker 3: movie and I did c GI for like Avatar and Ship,
- 20:32Speaker 3: can't they just be like if AI And you know
- 20:34Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
- 20:35Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, I really do be getting people,
- 20:37Speaker 2: Like I've watched videos just this week or I was like,
- 20:40Speaker 2: what the hell, I'm gonna be honest, like, you know,
- 20:42Speaker 2: if it is beginning me the ones of like when
- 20:44Speaker 2: when Joe Rogan is sitting down with like foods that
- 20:46Speaker 2: like cham all over the world and they're like, it's
- 20:48Speaker 2: a Megaladon, really real still there, and.
- 20:50Speaker 3: I'd be like, yes, the Megladon, like the big ass
- 20:53Speaker 3: fucking shark, which part of which part is a I
- 20:56Speaker 3: like like when they how they look at it like that,
- 20:58Speaker 3: you know what? Oh yeah, but I mean that's that's cow.
- 21:00Speaker 3: It could have loved bro. You know. You know you
- 21:02Speaker 3: know what's crazy? There used to be like nine foot.
- 21:06Speaker 2: Sloths nine foot slot you know they used to call
- 21:08Speaker 2: me a sloth in high school. Close my fingers, Oh
- 21:11Speaker 2: knocking on your face. No, I don't you know you neok,
- 21:14Speaker 2: Like we figured it out, glory lets stud of sister,
- 21:18Speaker 2: let me here.
- 21:20Speaker 3: Bitch. No ho, hold on one second, and.
- 21:27Speaker 2: Now you know it looks like taking so long, bro,
- 21:30Speaker 2: Now you know it look like a slot zoner no.
- 21:33Speaker 3: Zone, who looks like a forty year old man?
- 21:36Speaker 2: Where's it?
- 21:36Speaker 3: Where's she? Now?
- 21:38Speaker 2: You don't know? Like the stud sister, she looked like lefty.
- 21:42Speaker 3: Let's here. Oh yeah, smash.
- 21:45Speaker 2: Have you seen what she's going for?
- 21:47Speaker 3: Yeah, for saying for saying her for saying glow doesn't
- 21:51Speaker 3: didn't take care of her. So the you know, the
- 21:54Speaker 3: bitch went to jail for putting a gun on goldrella
- 21:56Speaker 3: and trying to shoot her. Right hold the sister, Yeah,
- 21:59Speaker 3: there's this paperwork got out and everything. They been trying
- 22:02Speaker 3: to kill herself.
- 22:04Speaker 2: Nah, for that to be a different type of level
- 22:05Speaker 2: of ports that were so poor, we ate roaches like
- 22:09Speaker 2: who she did?
- 22:10Speaker 3: I don't think anyone so portill, like in indodes like Philippines.
- 22:14Speaker 3: I've seen a dude in Indonesia when out six, he's
- 22:17Speaker 3: literally a misquito. Oh don't say dude, say you That.
- 22:24Speaker 2: Was my father, damn.
- 22:26Speaker 3: Actually no, Cab actually looked at my dad the other day,
- 22:28Speaker 3: and I feel I cried a little bit because like
- 22:31Speaker 3: I was looking at that food and he was like,
- 22:32Speaker 3: and he was just it was just like it was
- 22:34Speaker 3: because my dad's getting older. You know, yeah, he's not
- 22:37Speaker 3: gonna die for I mean everyone's gonna die, so but
- 22:40Speaker 3: he's not gonna die, not gonna die like no, no,
- 22:43Speaker 3: but that she did like look he like like I
- 22:45Speaker 3: seen that fall. I think I was a little stone
- 22:49Speaker 3: crying started crying because because I love that.
- 22:52Speaker 2: I love my father so much.
- 22:53Speaker 3: But you know, I looked at that food cut a
- 22:56Speaker 3: little bit kicked the Mexican in the ass, and I
- 22:58Speaker 3: just left that.
- 23:00Speaker 2: I was like, wait, wait, but why did you just
- 23:03Speaker 2: start crying.
- 23:04Speaker 3: I'm an overthinker, bro, So I thought of my father
- 23:06Speaker 3: and I just thought, damn, I remember, I just need
- 23:08Speaker 3: a picture of him, like ten twenty years ago. And
- 23:10Speaker 3: then I just flooding in. You know, I'm a crier, bro,
- 23:14Speaker 3: I'm a crier.
- 23:15Speaker 2: Did he cry this morning when you got to take
- 23:16Speaker 2: the shoes bringing up with you?
- 23:17Speaker 3: No, fucking we'll look here on my dad help me sall. No,
- 23:21Speaker 3: I did not cry. It hurt, you know what I'm saying.
- 23:27Speaker 2: But I ain't cry, bro, dam I don't ive you
- 23:29Speaker 2: got broken up with food, like right when you're going
- 23:31Speaker 2: up to your brow no.
- 23:32Speaker 3: Man, pops, Hey, you know what, I appreciate she was
- 23:36Speaker 3: not here for the bars. She ain't gonna fuck with
- 23:38Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, because if I'm on the up,
- 23:40Speaker 3: I'm getting dumb pay. I'm getting dumb money. Like, I
- 23:42Speaker 3: don't think I'm so rich. Anybody wanted to rob me
- 23:44Speaker 3: right now, they would hit a lick. I promise you,
- 23:47Speaker 3: if you were to rob me right now, you would
- 23:48Speaker 3: get upwards of one hundred thousand dollars in pay. That Yeah, no,
- 23:55Speaker 3: one hundred dollars. That was all the positition. I mean
- 23:58Speaker 3: I was nobo because I have no boo.
- 24:05Speaker 2: I don't care. Bro, that didn't hit it all. You know,
- 24:07Speaker 2: we should all we should all.
- 24:08Speaker 3: Hang out collectively like maybe tonight I have there's a
- 24:11Speaker 3: rooftop bar.
- 24:12Speaker 1: I know.
- 24:12Speaker 3: If you know you're down, she's down.
- 24:14Speaker 2: I'm not. You know, I'm not down.
- 24:18Speaker 3: You know why you're not down because it came to
- 24:20Speaker 3: helping me, Because it came to helping me with ship,
- 24:23Speaker 3: with my with my happiness. You're not down, bro. You
- 24:27Speaker 3: need to do better.
- 24:27Speaker 7: Bro.
- 24:28Speaker 3: I just seen this one with one influencer for he
- 24:31Speaker 3: brought his homie the girl like his biggest crash on
- 24:35Speaker 3: Instagram and they got him a little date. What the
- 24:39Speaker 3: fuck are you doing? You embarrassed me online all the time?
- 24:41Speaker 2: Bro?
- 24:42Speaker 3: Where's my bad bitch?
- 24:43Speaker 2: Bro? She she left you this?
- 24:47Speaker 6: Wait?
- 24:47Speaker 2: Wait, you don't think I'm a bad friend, No, of
- 24:50Speaker 2: course now, but you were of my best friends. I
- 24:52Speaker 2: think you're mean, you know, I think you're a little mean.
- 24:57Speaker 2: I don't think it's her fault.
- 24:58Speaker 3: I think it's the way like you've been through a
- 24:59Speaker 3: lot of Trump you know what I'm saying, Animals with
- 25:02Speaker 3: their faces on it still, you know, and you prefer it.
- 25:06Speaker 3: I've seen you push on the street. I've seen you
- 25:11Speaker 3: kick bums. I've seen you decline photos from people. I've
- 25:14Speaker 3: seen you decline hugs from fans. I've seen you spit
- 25:16Speaker 3: on fans.
- 25:20Speaker 2: You support.
- 25:24Speaker 9: You.
- 25:24Speaker 3: Anybody that supports Ice, probably secretly. What's the secret homie
- 25:30Speaker 3: Who's moment?
- 25:31Speaker 2: Oh fidelity? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I people have support
- 25:36Speaker 2: Ice secretly.
- 25:37Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you know a lot of people do
- 25:39Speaker 3: that ship. I don't fuck with that though. That's not
- 25:40Speaker 3: just that's just not my five because usually, you know,
- 25:45Speaker 3: I've I've always been like a Power Rangers type of guy.
- 25:47Speaker 3: Ever said a child like, why don't we just stop
- 25:50Speaker 3: ice and just like try to really work on making
- 25:52Speaker 3: power rangers. Then every city gets like a team of
- 25:55Speaker 3: five power Rangers.
- 25:58Speaker 2: To try to just shut the fuck up. You gotta
- 26:01Speaker 2: just shut the fun.
- 26:03Speaker 3: That was on me. I was just thinking. I just
- 26:04Speaker 3: think that was on me.
- 26:05Speaker 2: You're really going through a lowering now with your thoughts.
- 26:09Speaker 3: It's a lot of thoughts on my phone.
- 26:11Speaker 2: There's no thoughts on your phone.
- 26:13Speaker 3: No, yeah, yeah, there's a few. Yeah. Well, I mean
- 26:17Speaker 3: like I've always had them, but I've never applied because
- 26:19Speaker 3: my bitch, you know, your bitch. They wanted three dates
- 26:22Speaker 3: with three days, three and a half time.
- 26:24Speaker 2: Yeah, Cam, and she broke your heart? Food did she.
- 26:26Speaker 3: Break my heart? She just stoped fucking me. But you know,
- 26:28Speaker 3: but there's something special. I do want to contract. Contract congratulated.
- 26:32Speaker 3: I want to congratulate Martin and Cookie. Yeah, and I
- 26:36Speaker 3: had to congratulate her because he didn't dumb mass you
- 26:39Speaker 3: fucking fast piece of ship.
- 26:41Speaker 2: Congratulations to them. They had a daughter.
- 26:43Speaker 3: They had a daughter, yeah, Metsley, Metsley, Yeah, I don't
- 26:47Speaker 3: know what the met met meth Oh hey wait, making
- 26:52Speaker 3: fun of my niece's name.
- 26:55Speaker 2: You know who thought of it, you know, for you know,
- 26:57Speaker 2: they're saying that she looks like me, she.
- 26:59Speaker 3: Looks like you.
- 27:00Speaker 2: Yeah, that's word around town.
- 27:02Speaker 3: I actually met her and everything. Where'd you face on? Martin?
- 27:06Speaker 3: I had a conversation with her and everything. We're just
- 27:08Speaker 3: chopping it up and ships what she said were tight
- 27:11Speaker 3: and ship I didn't.
- 27:13Speaker 2: By the way, you know, I don't know babies self
- 27:15Speaker 2: harmed themselves, do they full even that's why they swallow him.
- 27:20Speaker 2: That's why they put him like in the thing my knees.
- 27:24Speaker 2: The little baby she just started grabbing her hair and pulling,
- 27:26Speaker 2: and the doctor's like no, no, and they like scratched
- 27:28Speaker 2: their face because they like it's kind of like it's
- 27:30Speaker 2: kind of like they like like learning about their hands
- 27:33Speaker 2: and like that. But she's just scratching herself and then
- 27:36Speaker 2: they have to like wrap her up again. Swadow her
- 27:38Speaker 2: swatter is is that? I believe, so yeah, swallow her?
- 27:42Speaker 3: I believe so yeah. I think I think, like you know, Haslah,
- 27:48Speaker 3: you know, I think I could literally kill that people
- 27:50Speaker 3: by kicking him in the fucking face.
- 27:52Speaker 2: I've always wanted to kick as well.
- 27:54Speaker 3: That's not cool. I would have kick him because it
- 27:55Speaker 3: kicked that food and then forty dugas. Standi's coming from
- 27:57Speaker 3: the Literally, you know they won't bother fuck me. Muslims
- 28:01Speaker 3: don't do muss don't do that. But I think they
- 28:02Speaker 3: can rip your arms off you.
- 28:04Speaker 2: I don't think tell either.
- 28:05Speaker 3: Everybody thinks so for them. He's wrestled bears. You know,
- 28:09Speaker 3: imagine testosterone is built up. They don't have, no like
- 28:12Speaker 3: prostags over there. And do you think you can out
- 28:14Speaker 3: run an elephant?
- 28:16Speaker 6: Uh?
- 28:17Speaker 3: No, they run like thirty miles an hour, right, thirty
- 28:21Speaker 3: miles per hour.
- 28:22Speaker 2: We looked it up. We caught of them.
- 28:23Speaker 3: I think it was like twenty seven. I was sitting
- 28:25Speaker 3: con that I'll be able to get away from an elephant.
- 28:28Speaker 3: I'm dead ass. Any people can't do it.
- 28:31Speaker 2: We've seen that.
- 28:31Speaker 3: No, no, no, you wouldn't be able to not not close,
- 28:35Speaker 3: Pops after this, have fucking mo drive twenty five miles
- 28:37Speaker 3: per hour, run by his car, see which is faster?
- 28:41Speaker 3: This will run you the fuck over easily.
- 28:43Speaker 2: I could duke an elephant.
- 28:45Speaker 3: No, no, you can't, Pops.
- 28:47Speaker 2: You're telling me. If an elephant is coming runny to me,
- 28:49Speaker 2: think about it like this.
- 28:50Speaker 3: You'll get way more tired before the elephant does that's
- 28:53Speaker 3: a fact.
- 28:54Speaker 2: How far I think I can out duke an elephant?
- 28:58Speaker 3: How far? How far on street?
- 29:00Speaker 2: This street?
- 29:01Speaker 3: Right here, from that block to this to the end
- 29:02Speaker 3: of the street. He'll die, He'll die, Yes, he'll die,
- 29:08Speaker 3: eat you and then ship you out. He would have
- 29:10Speaker 3: eat you would Yeah, it'll eat their own kind. Yeah,
- 29:17Speaker 3: but you're so ugly. You give me a massive line
- 29:21Speaker 3: and you're really aretist that.
- 29:22Speaker 9: Huh.
- 29:23Speaker 2: Why are you on your phone?
- 29:23Speaker 3: I wanted to actually pull some lyrics that I wanted
- 29:25Speaker 3: to discuss about. Have you guys heard the Fray? I
- 29:29Speaker 3: just heard of Fidel play this in his car now
- 29:31Speaker 3: so long ago. Shout shout out my brother Fidel, that's
- 29:34Speaker 3: one of my best friends.
- 29:34Speaker 2: You can't put the song to car. I'm actually gonna
- 29:37Speaker 2: sing it. This is by Fade the Fray to save life.
- 29:42Speaker 3: You know that one. No, no, no, no, no no,
- 29:46Speaker 3: I'm running these elephents this. No, you're not even out
- 29:50Speaker 3: running the baby. Oh wait wait wait do they ever
- 29:54Speaker 3: chase Safari cars? Yeah, but some Fari cars are going
- 29:57Speaker 3: like forty something.
- 29:58Speaker 2: Okay, so this is by the Fray. Yeah, you never
- 30:01Speaker 2: heard how to save a life? You guys know how
- 30:02Speaker 2: to save a life? What the fuck is the fray
- 30:05Speaker 2: iconic song? Okay, so what is his lyrics? I think
- 30:10Speaker 2: I'm about to cry, looking youna cry?
- 30:13Speaker 3: There's no bad bitches on me right now?
- 30:17Speaker 2: Well in did I go wrong?
- 30:20Speaker 3: I lost the friends somewhere along and ebit and miss
- 30:24Speaker 3: and not what A stayed up with you one night?
- 30:29Speaker 10: Head?
- 30:29Speaker 2: I know how to save a life.
- 30:32Speaker 3: Somebody caught my plug right now, bro, somebody call my plug.
- 30:35Speaker 3: I'm yeah, and I'm sucking doing Hello, drank tonight, Bro,
- 30:38Speaker 3: off the rip fit you work tomorrow. Yeah, we'll figure
- 30:42Speaker 3: it out. We'll figure it.
- 30:43Speaker 2: Out, man. And you're heartbroken.
- 30:46Speaker 3: If I'm just a little sad possible, I don't want
- 30:47Speaker 3: that to be the title of this part.
- 30:49Speaker 2: That's gonna be the title of the pot.
- 30:50Speaker 3: Heartbroken bitch, heartbroken bitch, hearbroken bit, pussy ass bitch. Yeah,
- 30:56Speaker 3: I mean, I guess you know. I was in two
- 30:57Speaker 3: of my feelings. But after tonight, fuck every bitch in
- 31:00Speaker 3: the world, every bitch. Bro, I'm done. I'm gay now,
- 31:05Speaker 3: I'm fucking gay. If you're gay and people do thing,
- 31:08Speaker 3: you're gay, I don't care what people think, bro, I've
- 31:10Speaker 3: never been a person of the people. I've been for
- 31:12Speaker 3: the people, but the people have never been for me.
- 31:15Speaker 2: Hey, somebody said to tell you to white turn off
- 31:17Speaker 2: your comments.
- 31:18Speaker 3: I never turned off my comments. And it's not a bitch.
- 31:22Speaker 3: I've never turned off Why is he laughing? Why is
- 31:25Speaker 3: he like?
- 31:25Speaker 2: Can you ask him? He's laughing, So it's funny that
- 31:29Speaker 2: I said something deep? Take on this, Take something to.
- 31:32Speaker 3: Him, Broy.
- 31:33Speaker 2: He's laughing at You're hurt. I'm hurt, and he's laughing.
- 31:36Speaker 3: One of my best friends. You're the first person I called.
- 31:38Speaker 7: But I.
- 31:40Speaker 3: Don't read direct. He's disrespecting, you know for sure? For
- 31:46Speaker 3: sure the nerve then I'm I'm I have the nerve
- 31:50Speaker 3: I'm doing. That's nerve dope, I guess right, because I
- 31:53Speaker 3: went through some something very traumatic and I just lost
- 31:55Speaker 3: somebody that was super important for me. I knew it
- 31:57Speaker 3: for three days.
- 31:59Speaker 2: For to me, you're really depressed, I'm not.
- 32:02Speaker 3: I mean, but you should have tried to embarrass me online.
- 32:04Speaker 2: I'm not trying to embarrass you, but I'm just saying
- 32:06Speaker 2: I'm not telling me.
- 32:07Speaker 3: You think I'm depressed. To me, depressed is different, like
- 32:10Speaker 3: like I had a great meal after she said that
- 32:12Speaker 3: I was sad. I'm sad still for yeahweh but I'm
- 32:14Speaker 3: not depressed. Depressed is like you don't go eat it
- 32:16Speaker 3: for did you guys ever make out? You're like once, damn,
- 32:21Speaker 3: I still thinking about it.
- 32:26Speaker 2: The US, that's where we used to jack off. Close
- 32:29Speaker 2: your eyes and you have to just think about your imagination.
- 32:31Speaker 3: But what happens if the last thing you've seen was
- 32:33Speaker 3: the dude is bunk next to you. Are you thinking
- 32:35Speaker 3: about that food?
- 32:38Speaker 2: You know? It's crazy. One time we actually caught him
- 32:40Speaker 2: for jacking off in camp and they put their people
- 32:43Speaker 2: are like me, and he was like, you help that
- 32:45Speaker 2: made him finish? That food?
- 32:50Speaker 3: Was wanking it when we weren't supposed to like be
- 32:52Speaker 3: like talking and ship, but he was wanking it. But
- 32:55Speaker 3: he was like, so we're like sposed to be talking
- 32:57Speaker 3: like they had us on quiet and and that's and
- 33:00Speaker 3: left like his knees up and like the tower so
- 33:02Speaker 3: you know, we can't see the motion.
- 33:04Speaker 2: And then one of the hommies walked by just to
- 33:05Speaker 2: move the blanket, and he just let his dick out
- 33:08Speaker 2: like nomy.
- 33:10Speaker 3: He was cool as fuck. I don't think that food
- 33:14Speaker 3: was cool. I think that food wanted to see his dick. No,
- 33:18Speaker 3: what do you mean so he pulled it out knowing
- 33:20Speaker 3: that food was stroking his cock. But he's not gay?
- 33:24Speaker 3: Come on, I hate fools like that.
- 33:25Speaker 2: Like, how is that not gay? Getting? That's getting pants?
- 33:29Speaker 4: Gay?
- 33:30Speaker 3: Getting pants? Get you're taking off the underwear too?
- 33:32Speaker 2: No? No, why the fun would I take off your
- 33:33Speaker 2: underwear too?
- 33:34Speaker 3: You just un knowed this was ship. He had this
- 33:36Speaker 3: dick out.
- 33:36Speaker 2: That's gay.
- 33:37Speaker 3: You you personally took off the blanket so people could
- 33:39Speaker 3: see this was cock. Yeah, you're gay.
- 33:41Speaker 2: That's gay.
- 33:42Speaker 3: That's gay as fuck? Can we Let's not put the
- 33:45Speaker 3: title all heartbroken bitch. Let's put it like something cool though.
- 33:48Speaker 3: Let's put it like something like, let's put how to
- 33:49Speaker 3: Save My Life the fray.
- 33:53Speaker 2: You don't get to the how are you like mid
- 33:55Speaker 2: conversation and then just go back.
- 33:57Speaker 3: Eh d.
- 33:58Speaker 2: You have a lot more than you have a drunk problem.
- 34:00Speaker 2: You have a heart broken heart?
- 34:03Speaker 3: What else?
- 34:03Speaker 2: There's there's a lot of things wrong with you that
- 34:05Speaker 2: we can maybe try to well, what's wrong with you?
- 34:07Speaker 2: Nothing you do? Something's wrong with you?
- 34:11Speaker 3: Always be telling me what's wrong with them? Tell me
- 34:13Speaker 3: five things that's wrong with him right now?
- 34:14Speaker 2: Yeahs wrongly? Bitch?
- 34:18Speaker 3: FROs No I mean other than you're a piece of ship.
- 34:22Speaker 3: Fat dumb motherfucker. You're illegal. I'm not papers, yeah, but
- 34:29Speaker 3: just different papers. You're you're a piece of ship. Like
- 34:34Speaker 3: out of all my homies, I like if something is
- 34:36Speaker 3: a piece of ship. Yeah, I don't be doing this
- 34:38Speaker 3: piece of ship. You're my best friend. You're a piece
- 34:40Speaker 3: of ship.
- 34:41Speaker 2: Though you think I'm a piece of ship. Bro, Dude,
- 34:43Speaker 2: I just told you like this, like you no more
- 34:45Speaker 2: than you went we canna label at the tidele Like, dude,
- 34:49Speaker 2: what's up with you?
- 34:50Speaker 3: Damn?
- 34:51Speaker 2: It's cool. I'm grown, pa.
- 34:53Speaker 3: You know I've learned.
- 34:54Speaker 2: I've learned. I've learned in this life way for rama.
- 34:58Speaker 3: Don's just right around the corner. I should be having
- 35:00Speaker 3: a bitch and Rondon anyways.
- 35:01Speaker 2: Why not? Though you know dating in the slam is
- 35:05Speaker 2: a no go. Yeah, no not.
- 35:09Speaker 3: You've been practicing that much for seven years. Man, Oh
- 35:16Speaker 3: you don't know?
- 35:17Speaker 2: How about we talk.
- 35:17Speaker 3: About brothers bitches? Then? Because you want you want to
- 35:19Speaker 3: get on my bitches?
- 35:20Speaker 2: How can we talk about your bitches?
- 35:21Speaker 3: When he was just with how about that? Put that
- 35:24Speaker 3: on him?
- 35:24Speaker 2: Man?
- 35:24Speaker 3: Talk to him about that? Well, bitch, tell him about
- 35:26Speaker 3: it because he was you telling him the picture.
- 35:28Speaker 2: Oh there you go.
- 35:31Speaker 3: You fucked up for talking ship to meet him.
- 35:34Speaker 2: Can't play, We can't put we can't put it because
- 35:37Speaker 2: I think she came out with a man. She has
- 35:40Speaker 2: a man, a man.
- 35:42Speaker 5: Oh her face doesn't come out.
- 35:46Speaker 2: Oh yeah, not putting out, that's my boy.
- 35:50Speaker 3: He just he tried me, knowing that I'm you know,
- 35:52Speaker 3: knowing that I don't want to pod and he just
- 35:54Speaker 3: straight disrespected me.
- 35:55Speaker 2: Yeah he tried to. He did try me. Yeah, wait, anyway,
- 36:00Speaker 2: are you not allowed to have a girlfriend in Islam?
- 36:02Speaker 3: Well hit him with it. You know, you're not even
- 36:05Speaker 3: saying with a bit, You're not even So it's like dating.
- 36:07Speaker 3: Dating isn't a thing in the slim bro. So they
- 36:10Speaker 3: meet up and they get married. That's what I'm about
- 36:13Speaker 3: to be doing. I'm doing gon do this in four
- 36:16Speaker 3: months because of this bitch.
- 36:18Speaker 2: You're gonna go. I was gonna find a thirty year
- 36:20Speaker 2: old and then just marry her.
- 36:21Speaker 3: Ten fucking my age. Probably your younger than me, but
- 36:28Speaker 3: for sure younger, like a year old one. The old
- 36:31Speaker 3: ass bitch, would you? What's the oldest bitch?
- 36:34Speaker 2: You didd The oldest bitch? I dated, I fucked around
- 36:38Speaker 2: with like like a thirty like thirty.
- 36:40Speaker 3: Seven, thirty seven, it's just nothing. You even't done seventy three.
- 36:44Speaker 3: What was the oldest your date date? Yeah, I'll twenty six,
- 36:48Speaker 3: run thirty thirty? Yeah running?
- 36:51Speaker 2: What if you find a thirty four thirty five year
- 36:54Speaker 2: old forty year old? That's just bad though, and she
- 36:56Speaker 2: really likes you.
- 36:57Speaker 3: Her bag is up.
- 36:58Speaker 2: Huh, she's cool. She what to say? She's a nurse,
- 37:01Speaker 2: nurse and she's cool.
- 37:03Speaker 3: What are they say about nurses there?
- 37:06Speaker 2: So okay, so what what did this girl do? The
- 37:08Speaker 2: one you were talking to? She wasn't a horror, but
- 37:11Speaker 2: I don't know what did she do with her occupation? Yeah,
- 37:15Speaker 2: like a like a doctor assistant, but she wasn't a nurse. Still, yeah,
- 37:20Speaker 2: I would still horror. But you know, are you really
- 37:22Speaker 2: defending this girl?
- 37:23Speaker 3: Defending I just want to disrespect because I want to.
- 37:27Speaker 3: I'm just she doesn't watch the pod. It doesn't matter
- 37:29Speaker 3: if she's not out of my life right noway, but
- 37:31Speaker 3: I'm cool with that. I'm cool with that she wanted
- 37:32Speaker 3: to leave its okay, pops, Okay, she like a doctor assistant?
- 37:38Speaker 3: We yeah, I guess she's a doctor's system. But I
- 37:42Speaker 3: haven't been enough about her, bro I'm done with that
- 37:45Speaker 3: pop so she don't mean and I'm let's get on
- 37:50Speaker 3: broal quick because you're laughing, And I don't think you
- 37:52Speaker 3: should be laughing if literally the girl of your dreams
- 37:56Speaker 3: broke her foot and then you stop talking her because
- 37:58Speaker 3: of her surgery.
- 37:59Speaker 2: She was all my dreams.
- 38:02Speaker 3: But that is still one of the homegirls. So you
- 38:03Speaker 3: could out of each treat her with some type of respect.
- 38:06Speaker 3: But you just left her in the dirt. I think
- 38:08Speaker 3: you you're the one that broke her ankle. No no, no,
- 38:12Speaker 3: no no, But realistically, how did you end it with her?
- 38:16Speaker 5: I don't think anything's ended.
- 38:18Speaker 2: It's just oh if you're just not fucking with her,
- 38:20Speaker 2: why she's disabled, I mean, smash, it's done. Oh so
- 38:28Speaker 2: when she's back to walking, she's back to walking. You
- 38:31Speaker 2: fin hit that ship? You hit that ship.
- 38:34Speaker 5: I'm a new man.
- 38:35Speaker 3: Trudged me too bad to be honest. I'm a new
- 38:37Speaker 3: man too, honesty, Rogers, I learned bro, like a lot
- 38:40Speaker 3: of stuff we live in life about this life is
- 38:42Speaker 3: in problems. Dounia is not promised for us fall. You know,
- 38:45Speaker 3: we should be focused on the one after after today,
- 38:47Speaker 3: literally after tonight, after I get like super blown and everything.
- 38:51Speaker 3: After the night, I'm done with everything else after tonight,
- 38:53Speaker 3: after I'm about to treat everyone that comes with me
- 38:56Speaker 3: free drinks everything. I'm fucking wasting my whole check, everything
- 38:58Speaker 3: in my bank account for all of us to why tonight,
- 39:01Speaker 3: But after tonight, I'm done. I promise you. After tonight
- 39:04Speaker 3: you gotta go cold Turkey, could turkey everything everything.
- 39:08Speaker 2: Get the fuck out, hold on it, put money on it.
- 39:10Speaker 3: Put five hundred dollars on it. Well, I put a thousand,
- 39:13Speaker 3: put hold on, I put a thousand hold on. He's
- 39:17Speaker 3: gonna cut everything off. Yeah, are you guys doing it
- 39:19Speaker 3: the nineteen after the nineteenth?
- 39:21Speaker 2: Are you and are your drug buddies are gonna do
- 39:22Speaker 2: it together? Like you?
- 39:23Speaker 3: For downs are grown? This is our grown.
- 39:27Speaker 2: He's then cut his deck off way south of the
- 39:30Speaker 2: nineteen of the nineteen. When is Rama down? Star?
- 39:33Speaker 3: Sorry, shut up, shut up, shut up, calm the fuck down.
- 39:35Speaker 3: Our shows on the nineteenth, Our shows on the nineteen
- 39:39Speaker 3: starts on the nineteen oh day of no the next day, Well,
- 39:43Speaker 3: put your phone down, put your phone down.
- 39:45Speaker 2: Don't let that. He doesn't need to know. Oh oh
- 39:51Speaker 2: Ra starts.
- 39:53Speaker 3: Ramadan starts on February seventeen, our shows on the nineteen,
- 39:57Speaker 3: So during rama that you're gonna do cocaine, you're not
- 39:59Speaker 3: gonna do I'm not gonna do cocaine all because I
- 40:01Speaker 3: don't even do that. Bitch, like a stupid bitch. You're
- 40:05Speaker 3: gonna be fucking pissed off from real but you're really
- 40:08Speaker 3: gonna be fucking pissed on. Okay, on the nineteen, we
- 40:12Speaker 3: should go by prostitutes no to celebrate. No, if we
- 40:16Speaker 3: do it today, I'm okay, I'm down. I mean we
- 40:19Speaker 3: usually do it every Thursday, So.
- 40:22Speaker 2: Okay, what if we take a karan to the process
- 40:24Speaker 2: to spot something?
- 40:26Speaker 3: Stupid bitch, I'm really tired of you disbe But don't
- 40:28Speaker 3: play like that. It's not cool, bro, because there's a
- 40:30Speaker 3: bunch of foods like like just stop, don't do that,
- 40:32Speaker 3: don't big about there's so many other things to play with.
- 40:34Speaker 3: Don't play with that. With what with my religion to
- 40:37Speaker 3: play with that and just keep it on. Oh no, no, no,
- 40:39Speaker 3: there's certain things to play with the religion whatever, but that,
- 40:41Speaker 3: don't do that.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Don't do that.
- 40:42Speaker 3: That's the one where it's like, I know you didn't know.
- 40:44Speaker 3: We're gonna have signed for merch, then we're gonna have
- 40:49Speaker 3: his uncle jerking kids off.
- 40:51Speaker 2: And what if what if we made you with like
- 40:53Speaker 2: the like special edition carpets that we could sell on here.
- 40:57Speaker 2: I'll be done for rugs like rugs rug.
- 40:59Speaker 3: Sorry rug like like I can't design them? Yeah, what
- 41:02Speaker 3: do you work for the show? Oh? By the way,
- 41:05Speaker 3: my show is sold out? So hey to those who
- 41:09Speaker 3: didn't believe in me, I hope your mother dies everyone
- 41:14Speaker 3: you know, not only I hope your mother dies. Your
- 41:17Speaker 3: mom didn't believe I hope she always believed that.
- 41:20Speaker 2: My mother always believed in me. My mother just stay once.
- 41:23Speaker 3: She always believed in me. She always believed in me.
- 41:25Speaker 3: My mom always believed in me. My first wife, my
- 41:28Speaker 3: second wife, my third wife. They always believed in me.
- 41:30Speaker 3: They're all in a in a public storage unit on
- 41:32Speaker 3: Crien Trump Pico. Other than that, you know, like, bro,
- 41:35Speaker 3: my show was sold out. This is my first this
- 41:37Speaker 3: is my first podcast show.
- 41:38Speaker 2: What the fuck have you? Food's done with your life?
- 41:40Speaker 2: All your foods in my d ms.
- 41:42Speaker 3: Look at yourself, bitch you a grown ass man on
- 41:45Speaker 3: my dick, on my life, on my fucking feet though,
- 41:47Speaker 3: fucking pussy God, I missed that bitch brough letting everything
- 41:53Speaker 3: because I just didn't really appreciate that would want to
- 41:55Speaker 3: add a second show, had a second show the same day.
- 41:59Speaker 3: For I don't have the think we have nothing? No, no,
- 42:01Speaker 3: come way, we should we should be okay, we should
- 42:04Speaker 3: be sustained.
- 42:05Speaker 2: With what we have.
- 42:05Speaker 3: They're gonna be that's more brand, more bread for what
- 42:08Speaker 3: for my money?
- 42:09Speaker 2: For me? Yeah?
- 42:11Speaker 3: Ship up? No, no, no, I mean just hold on,
- 42:13Speaker 3: but let's do another one a little later on. I
- 42:15Speaker 3: want to because I think like we have a very
- 42:17Speaker 3: good core fan base, knowing that seventy five percent of
- 42:20Speaker 3: our fan base are literally the bottom of the barrel
- 42:22Speaker 3: of people on earth. What the fuck is I'm not
- 42:25Speaker 3: evening if you see my fucking d ms? Text me today?
- 42:28Speaker 2: Someone texted me today, why are you Jakarta? I would
- 42:30Speaker 2: love to tickle you?
- 42:34Speaker 3: Yeah, what the fuck is going on? I mean? And
- 42:38Speaker 3: I know this is this is because I hate the
- 42:41Speaker 3: way I get d ms, but I love reading them
- 42:43Speaker 3: because they're just so weird. So I know a lot
- 42:44Speaker 3: of these two are going to read them. Okay, okay,
- 42:47Speaker 3: so these are so these are some people. Okay, I
- 42:50Speaker 3: want to tickle you so bad. Jay Slim a right.
- 42:56Speaker 3: Actually was weird as fuck. Bro, I don't give a fuck.
- 42:58Speaker 3: That was weird. All right, it's in my it's in
- 43:01Speaker 3: my hiddens. What the fuck? I guess some ship about
- 43:08Speaker 3: you too. It's so weird, all right. Don't come near Jersey,
- 43:14Speaker 3: my boy. This ship ain't the for the soft ship
- 43:16Speaker 3: will make you a picture on the cake? What the fuck?
- 43:20Speaker 3: Some foods said. Some foods said, really really proudly, Jakarta,
- 43:24Speaker 3: don't ever come to Iowa. Uh no, no, he said,
- 43:27Speaker 3: he said, what is it? What is it? Idaho? He said,
- 43:30Speaker 3: We'll make you a campfire story. Yeah, I mean foods, Hey, bro,
- 43:33Speaker 3: But I mean it's cool, bro, because like I know
- 43:36Speaker 3: a lot of these food they wouldn't do ship. They
- 43:37Speaker 3: would see me kind of get a picture with you. Yeah,
- 43:40Speaker 3: because I mean, you know we know those foods. But
- 43:42Speaker 3: you know I know those foods like you flus will
- 43:44Speaker 3: smack the ship out you feels you know you FZ
- 43:46Speaker 3: wouldn't do nothing. Fuzer come up. You would ask me
- 43:48Speaker 3: to take a picture with you and say to your
- 43:49Speaker 3: child and ship, come on pop, just.
- 43:51Speaker 2: Be nice, bro.
- 43:52Speaker 3: I'm super cool. I know I never wanted to fight
- 43:53Speaker 3: with you out those bro. I never wanted to fight
- 43:56Speaker 3: with you about those, bro, But I'm not a bitch
- 43:57Speaker 3: neither help me and my boys are with that too. Bro,
- 44:01Speaker 3: I'll fucking kick your kid in the face. Puss it.
- 44:04Speaker 3: But some food did invite us to his kid's birthday party?
- 44:06Speaker 3: Do you want to go? Some food surrounding food?
- 44:09Speaker 2: Like, we're not kicking his kid? No? No, hell, and
- 44:12Speaker 2: we're kicking it with his kid if any godkay? No, no, no,
- 44:15Speaker 2: hold on? How does the kid?
- 44:17Speaker 3: I don't know, but this is who's cool. He was.
- 44:19Speaker 3: He was just a huge fan. But do you want
- 44:20Speaker 3: to come to my daughter's birthday party? And your lift
- 44:22Speaker 3: and the aunties? Okay, I'm thinking about and you're like,
- 44:25Speaker 3: I'm down. I didn't say I didn't. I'm gonna check
- 44:27Speaker 3: on you.
- 44:28Speaker 2: What day is it? What day is the party?
- 44:29Speaker 3: We'll check out. I'll check it all figured out. I'll
- 44:31Speaker 3: figure it out. Yeah, we'll probably do an episode right there.
- 44:34Speaker 3: What are you gonna get on for his birthday? His
- 44:35Speaker 3: birthdays on Friday?
- 44:36Speaker 2: Oh? Your birthdays is Friday?
- 44:38Speaker 3: Yeah? Really, that's so crazy. I think I have something.
- 44:43Speaker 3: I think I have something right now, hold on, no,
- 44:48Speaker 3: I mean shim food will take you to fucking where's
- 44:52Speaker 3: that ship where they pay like five hundred dollars for
- 44:54Speaker 3: you to drive a Porsche? Would you want that ship.
- 44:58Speaker 2: Drive a Porsche? Yeah? I don't know.
- 45:00Speaker 3: Is this like a fucking or do you want to
- 45:02Speaker 3: get hit out of takeover again? Because could have cornerate
- 45:05Speaker 3: that ship. Do you want to go to a takeover
- 45:07Speaker 3: for the Do you work Friday Friday? Yeah? Oh, but
- 45:11Speaker 3: I get off early early, like twelve s.
- 45:13Speaker 2: You work in the morning.
- 45:14Speaker 3: We're kicking it with you.
- 45:15Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep on Friday. I want to go see
- 45:18Speaker 2: she comes off.
- 45:18Speaker 3: Bro, I'm bringing RAYMONDA. We're gonna go fuck house. Bro. Me,
- 45:21Speaker 3: you and RAYMONDA are gonna suck dumb house like prostitutes.
- 45:24Speaker 3: Whatever comes first. Okay, I'm not paying, though, you're taking
- 45:28Speaker 3: off the fun or the utiful?
- 45:31Speaker 2: Are we taking in this a dinner?
- 45:33Speaker 3: What do you want to eat?
- 45:34Speaker 1: Bro?
- 45:35Speaker 2: Oh my god, this was like a fucking girls. Such
- 45:38Speaker 2: a bitch, bitch, say what you want to eat?
- 45:41Speaker 3: What do you mean.
- 45:43Speaker 2: It's your birthday? What do you want to eat? It's
- 45:45Speaker 2: your birthday?
- 45:45Speaker 3: And then and then we'll commodate that, will accommodate to you.
- 45:48Speaker 3: What's your birth what do you want, and we're gonna
- 45:50Speaker 3: run it up. We're splitting the bill for hold on,
- 45:53Speaker 3: hold on, when do I when do twenty first? You know?
- 45:57Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 45:57Speaker 3: We can. We can make it happen. Fuck me, let
- 46:01Speaker 3: me just cording it. Look, I'm gonna take the choices
- 46:04Speaker 3: you have right now, Sizzler, Olive Gard, Apple Bees, and Chili's.
- 46:08Speaker 2: Do you wanna have your ass? I've never been there. Yeah,
- 46:15Speaker 2: you been there. We could do.
- 46:16Speaker 3: We could even do BOSSA if you want. Boss is
- 46:18Speaker 3: a litt under that I feel like.
- 46:19Speaker 2: No, we could do a half years. The time might
- 46:21Speaker 2: be like five hundred. We just spent to fifty to fifty?
- 46:24Speaker 3: Am I gonna meet Harvey Yer himself?
- 46:26Speaker 2: The fuck?
- 46:27Speaker 3: Five hundred dollars? You better sucked my dick while I'm eating?
- 46:30Speaker 1: Bro?
- 46:31Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars bits? How better than me?
- 46:33Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 46:33Speaker 2: The ceo who the fuck is cooking the food?
- 46:36Speaker 3: But I better give you a job if I'm paying
- 46:37Speaker 3: five hundred dollars, Bro, what do you mean it's at
- 46:39Speaker 3: one hundred dollars bills from the fuck?
- 46:42Speaker 2: Is he even gonna order a new camera?
- 46:44Speaker 4: Like?
- 46:44Speaker 2: Come on, bro, but you must have You don't want
- 46:46Speaker 2: half years that bad?
- 46:47Speaker 5: I want me to get a new camera. Still have
- 46:48Speaker 5: years no no camera.
- 46:51Speaker 2: The camera he wants is expensive. I already got him
- 46:53Speaker 2: a laptop this year.
- 46:54Speaker 3: Yeah you so you're good. First got him a phone?
- 46:56Speaker 3: You my child, you're good. First birthday on for I
- 47:00Speaker 3: feel like Andre has been helping about the bodies uploading
- 47:03Speaker 3: on you.
- 47:03Speaker 2: He's one uploading audio Jakarta. You could spend two fifty.
- 47:06Speaker 3: On hold the funk on though, two fifty each, me
- 47:10Speaker 3: and you two because you don't even know if he's
- 47:12Speaker 3: gonna holder that much.
- 47:14Speaker 2: It's not. It's not the food, So what's the beverages?
- 47:16Speaker 2: So you we're gonna get there by the being by
- 47:17Speaker 2: the boom.
- 47:19Speaker 3: We all grew up in the city. Boy, we we
- 47:21Speaker 3: get into E and J and we're gonna drink all
- 47:23Speaker 3: of it before we go inside.
- 47:24Speaker 2: And we're gonna get Cardia Jakarta. What what we don't
- 47:28Speaker 2: have the same bank account? Bo and you be talking
- 47:30Speaker 2: to like I have the same ship, nigga, I I
- 47:32Speaker 2: have shipped to do bro, like what I've I've.
- 47:37Speaker 3: Like what dumb bitch?
- 47:38Speaker 2: I think you don't pay Bill's bitch?
- 47:39Speaker 10: Oh?
- 47:40Speaker 2: I pay my phone and I pay rent and I
- 47:42Speaker 2: buy my how to buy my own clothes.
- 47:44Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, buy my own pants because you're too
- 47:47Speaker 3: weird to even get me connected with that food from
- 47:49Speaker 3: minimal Man and why I love you food?
- 47:51Speaker 2: Turn that CARDI acting like that right now? Come on,
- 47:58Speaker 2: come around nice? He ain't anything. So so have you
- 48:00Speaker 2: had Friday? Unlead you're done? Hey, hey there that fuck
- 48:07Speaker 2: dodd Fridays. Have your Fridays. I'll pick you guys up
- 48:12Speaker 2: or meet up. My cred will pick up on the dance.
- 48:14Speaker 3: You have to pick me up if I'm fucking paying
- 48:16Speaker 3: two fifty. Someone picked me the up for what the fun?
- 48:19Speaker 3: We like you some up? We can go to a
- 48:21Speaker 3: bunch of houses and stuff after please.
- 48:25Speaker 2: It's not your dame. And then one I he does that?
- 48:30Speaker 3: Yeah, are you're with it? Okay, he's with it too, Yeah, okay,
- 48:33Speaker 3: So you have any whole friends Jesus Christ the carden.
- 48:36Speaker 2: I mean just pretty girls, you know a lot, pretty good.
- 48:39Speaker 2: I'm famous, good podcast, thank you, thank you? Yeah?
- 48:43Speaker 3: Okay, So so we go to have here? Should we
- 48:49Speaker 3: invite some girls to have you?
- 48:52Speaker 1: Why?
- 48:53Speaker 2: Who the fuck is paying for that picture? The fun?
- 48:57Speaker 2: That's so? Who's that fly to? It's Ben Baller across
- 49:03Speaker 2: the street from me.
- 49:04Speaker 5: I thought it was my birthday.
- 49:05Speaker 3: It was his birthday, That's why. And he wants to
- 49:08Speaker 3: you want that, you want to rose that. I'm gonna
- 49:11Speaker 3: keep it.
- 49:11Speaker 9: You with you.
- 49:11Speaker 3: You have to pay for them.
- 49:12Speaker 2: They can kick it after They could kick it after that.
- 49:15Speaker 2: So you don't want to hold at the dinner table.
- 49:17Speaker 2: Hell no, we'll call them in when when the check
- 49:19Speaker 2: is there and I pay and we just take pictures.
- 49:21Speaker 2: We'll call him in they come aside guys, okay, so but.
- 49:25Speaker 3: No, So Friday Friday down? How your family cut your
- 49:29Speaker 3: little blame cake early? Was it like like a cake
- 49:33Speaker 3: full of crickets? You're talking right?
- 49:37Speaker 2: He's from me that yeah, he.
- 49:42Speaker 3: Can be on the the what is that's an Indonesian song?
- 49:49Speaker 3: That It doesn't matter if it's trash because I know
- 49:52Speaker 3: what you're using here. You know, I'm done with that.
- 49:55Speaker 3: But you know, to be honest, bro, after this, Potro
- 49:58Speaker 3: has been thinking a lot. Bro, I'm just gonna go
- 50:00Speaker 3: to probably like a bar and probably get whipped, you know,
- 50:03Speaker 3: and just probably look for a homeless man something. I'll
- 50:08Speaker 3: be talking that ship.
- 50:08Speaker 2: Bro.
- 50:09Speaker 3: But my show was sold out. Bro, My show was
- 50:12Speaker 3: sold out.
- 50:12Speaker 2: Nobody ever believed in me. He stopped believing in me
- 50:15Speaker 2: a year ago. He never believed in me. I stopped
- 50:18Speaker 2: believing in you for a little bit, for sure.
- 50:20Speaker 4: I know.
- 50:21Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's not that I stopped believing in Jakarta.
- 50:23Speaker 3: Jakarta just wasn't doing what he was stop believing in
- 50:26Speaker 3: himself exactly. That's what it was. And I put it
- 50:28Speaker 3: on all my friends. But now I'm a different man.
- 50:30Speaker 3: Nobody could hold me down. Somebody, Hey, Siri, play New Boys,
- 50:33Speaker 3: hold me down.
- 50:34Speaker 10: You ain't gonna tie me down? Now you on the
- 50:37Speaker 10: road fans after that, it's so fine? Now a mom,
- 50:41Speaker 10: right now? He didn't he bof right now because you
- 50:43Speaker 10: ain't and tie me down?
- 50:48Speaker 2: Get bucked right now.
- 50:49Speaker 3: No, I.
- 50:53Speaker 2: Don't see that, I asked her. She said she doesn't
- 50:58Speaker 2: like that. Oh, by the way, I saw talk about friends,
- 51:02Speaker 2: because we do have that and we're all proud of you.
- 51:04Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? What uh? What the hold
- 51:07Speaker 2: of that heart?
- 51:08Speaker 3: Ain't gonna tie me down?
- 51:09Speaker 2: Or now you're on the wrong were that clip? So
- 51:12Speaker 2: me and jacartta seeing this? Well, what is this? Okay?
- 51:16Speaker 2: You ready to go it?
- 51:17Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 51:18Speaker 2: I said that in the group chat. Remember that sound okay?
- 51:24Speaker 6: Strong? People.
- 51:25Speaker 9: There's friends of people from high school. I feel like
- 51:27Speaker 9: that's kind of weird because you're still stuck in the
- 51:29Speaker 9: past in this era.
- 51:31Speaker 3: You're not willing to grow, you know, willing to let go.
- 51:34Speaker 9: And I'm just like, you know, like when people that
- 51:36Speaker 9: have no friends, I'm like, they're protecting their energy. They
- 51:39Speaker 9: like their piece, and they're comfortable being low. Like it's
- 51:43Speaker 9: very inspirational. Those are some strong people.
- 51:47Speaker 2: Oh, shut the funk up, turned it off, hold hold on,
- 51:51Speaker 2: keep us on her account.
- 51:54Speaker 3: Can I see just literally any other video from her,
- 51:56Speaker 3: just like I'm trying to gauge who she is as
- 51:58Speaker 3: a person, you know, then.
- 52:00Speaker 2: Shut the funk up. No, no, no, she doesn't want
- 52:03Speaker 2: to suck your dad.
- 52:03Speaker 3: What's your name?
- 52:04Speaker 2: What's your name?
- 52:05Speaker 3: What's her name?
- 52:06Speaker 2: I don't even want to say her name.
- 52:07Speaker 3: No, I would like to say her name, just as
- 52:08Speaker 3: I can tell her something. Her name, just the first name, please.
- 52:12Speaker 2: First name. I don't want to hear no, I just
- 52:16Speaker 2: want to know.
- 52:17Speaker 3: Just okay, that's good. Hey, lista, shut the fuck up, bitch.
- 52:25Speaker 3: You don't need to be talking so much. Geez, And
- 52:28Speaker 3: I only talked to my high school friends because I'm
- 52:30Speaker 3: still trying to fuck him. That's the only reason, even
- 52:33Speaker 3: though they're only guys.
- 52:36Speaker 2: So she's saying that you're weird ye that you know what,
- 52:42Speaker 2: maybe we.
- 52:42Speaker 3: Should just hear her out because you don't none of
- 52:44Speaker 3: us know what she's really saying. At this point. I
- 52:46Speaker 3: don't even talk to anyone from high school neither. Do
- 52:48Speaker 3: I need to protect my energy realistically, Uh, you're sending
- 52:53Speaker 3: me her account real quick. I just want to see something.
- 52:56Speaker 2: We're just we'll talk about.
- 52:57Speaker 3: Her later on.
- 52:58Speaker 2: But eveel like what she's saying, right, No, that bitch
- 53:02Speaker 2: is as fucking dumb as fuck.
- 53:03Speaker 3: But I think I think, I think, but I think
- 53:06Speaker 3: she's saying that she's like, you know, certain people say
- 53:08Speaker 3: that like that's like their shtick, you know what I'm saying,
- 53:10Speaker 3: That's like they're their their thing, you know what I'm saying.
- 53:12Speaker 2: Like a breage baity.
- 53:14Speaker 3: Yeah in a sense, right, But it's like it's like
- 53:16Speaker 3: I'm trying to do this, say this so I could
- 53:17Speaker 3: give views real personally, I've always been myself. I've never
- 53:20Speaker 3: been one to act out for reviews. You know when
- 53:23Speaker 3: they say when I talk it to the camera, man,
- 53:25Speaker 3: I genuinely hate this food, you know, Yeah, it's like like,
- 53:29Speaker 3: I'm only paying for his uh Generfiday because this is
- 53:31Speaker 3: way hold on what you do for my birthday? Oh
- 53:36Speaker 3: you just put my photo embarrassed in front of the
- 53:38Speaker 3: whole club. Yeah, yeah, that's what you guys. And we
- 53:42Speaker 3: got bottles, we got the table, we got junk after
- 53:45Speaker 3: I didn't pay for nothing. No, you know, first of all,
- 53:48Speaker 3: watch them. First of all, you've never paid last week,
- 53:51Speaker 3: literally for the first type in like five years. Wow,
- 53:54Speaker 3: I don't say it for the first time. Don't say
- 53:56Speaker 3: for the moren't let you just touch my dick the
- 53:58Speaker 3: other day. Hey, and that was one of the best
- 54:05Speaker 3: sandwiches we had. We had a great sandwiches Glendale. I
- 54:08Speaker 3: can't say their name because we're not sponsored by them yet.
- 54:11Speaker 3: I did get a number seven and you got a
- 54:13Speaker 3: number eight, I believe, and it was really good. We
- 54:15Speaker 3: got trying to be sandwiches. Both fried them up.
- 54:17Speaker 2: It was some of our media.
- 54:18Speaker 3: Lady, could you lamb shut? And then we just ate, Yeah,
- 54:20Speaker 3: we need some food. We got recognized by the Armenian guys. Yeah,
- 54:23Speaker 3: we did yo full blown our media. Do you recognize us?
- 54:26Speaker 3: You guys have the podcast? Yeah, well what's your mind?
- 54:29Speaker 3: I know you know what I'm saying.
- 54:30Speaker 2: And then you kind of went to the back and
- 54:31Speaker 2: sucked his deck in the front. Damn.
- 54:35Speaker 3: So on Friday, we're taking out to dinner and then
- 54:37Speaker 3: we're hitting the club, and then we're gonn hit the club.
- 54:39Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with Ramoda to the club because I
- 54:41Speaker 3: told him, you.
- 54:42Speaker 2: Don't want to have removed the dinner.
- 54:44Speaker 3: I'm not gonna pay for him.
- 54:45Speaker 2: Yeah, actually I don't want the club.
- 54:48Speaker 3: The club, he's going to know I don't.
- 54:50Speaker 2: I don't give either.
- 54:51Speaker 3: Why are you tripping on my hommy? That's my boy,
- 54:53Speaker 3: that's my boy. He literally bought tickets to our show,
- 54:55Speaker 3: him and all the fucking people about to get to
- 54:56Speaker 3: our show? Did your people bought.
- 54:58Speaker 2: Tickets to our show?
- 54:59Speaker 4: Not?
- 55:00Speaker 3: So that's so fucked up. You know what's so fucked
- 55:02Speaker 3: up too? They're gonna be outside and I'm not gonna
- 55:04Speaker 3: let them in. I'm literally gonna screenshot all my hommies photos,
- 55:07Speaker 3: put them on the wall. Those who dated by a
- 55:09Speaker 3: ticket and you don't kept don't really won't let them in.
- 55:11Speaker 3: You don't want to fuck you really won't let them in.
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- 55:40Speaker 3: Just like that, add loads so none of the homy
- 55:44Speaker 3: could come if they didn't buy a ticket on Okay.
- 55:47Speaker 3: There is certain people, you know, like certain ones that
- 55:51Speaker 3: get the past, but it's only a thing like who
- 55:54Speaker 3: they've done it? Wants to come? Yeah, you know, I
- 55:56Speaker 3: guess it's cool. Boy can't bring us a girl? You
- 56:01Speaker 3: come alone? Uh, dinner peasy? You know, most already going
- 56:04Speaker 3: to be there. If ifty wants to go, he's green.
- 56:07Speaker 3: He's good for him. That's it.
- 56:09Speaker 2: That is it.
- 56:10Speaker 3: Nobody else, and we're getting them. He doesn't want to
- 56:12Speaker 3: go tekent though, Yeah, I told him. I'm already told them.
- 56:15Speaker 3: That's good. Anyone else? Sorry, you did question the next one?
- 56:18Speaker 7: What what about the ticket that you're supposed to give
- 56:20Speaker 7: a whole girl where you bought her a ticket.
- 56:23Speaker 3: I did not. I was going to give her the name.
- 56:25Speaker 3: You wanted to comp it, but I wanted to comp it.
- 56:27Speaker 2: Oh you take it. I mean it's okay.
- 56:31Speaker 3: Just we have another seat now. Yeah, so it's okay, okay,
- 56:34Speaker 3: talk good. I'm not even thinking. I wasn't even thinking
- 56:36Speaker 3: about her for the last two minutes. So you guys
- 56:38Speaker 3: just totally ruined. That's realistically, because because I'm sensitive, you know,
- 56:44Speaker 3: I've always been in tune of my with my feelings
- 56:46Speaker 3: and my sexuality, you know, and like you know, I've
- 56:49Speaker 3: always just tried to make like when i'm when I'm
- 56:51Speaker 3: when I really like a girl. I've always just tried
- 56:52Speaker 3: to been the best that I could be for am
- 56:56Speaker 3: I hearing chuckling activity or I'm bugging out because I
- 56:59Speaker 3: thought you were a like uh, but you know, I
- 57:01Speaker 3: was just trying to be the best guy could be
- 57:02Speaker 3: because you know, like, honestly, if I like somebody, like
- 57:05Speaker 3: I'm trying to I'm trying to rock with.
- 57:07Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm paying attention for. I'm paying attention for.
- 57:11Speaker 3: You can't like, you know what I'm saying that you
- 57:12Speaker 3: can't just go on your phone out of it. I
- 57:14Speaker 3: just understand it was an accident. But I'm telling you
- 57:16Speaker 3: because if you did that in front of other people,
- 57:18Speaker 3: that would have violated you. Smacked the ship out. You're
- 57:21Speaker 3: my boys. I'm not gonna do that.
- 57:22Speaker 2: Okay.
- 57:23Speaker 3: If you were anybody else, I would have violated you.
- 57:25Speaker 3: Why because you I'm telling you something. You're on your
- 57:27Speaker 3: phone and ship like I feel is I'm real. But
- 57:29Speaker 3: i'n't evenna talk about done. I don't care. I was
- 57:35Speaker 3: having such a good conversation and then I.
- 57:37Speaker 2: Was listening, So what was I just talking about? You
- 57:39Speaker 2: were saying you're winning to what you're feeling in your sexuality,
- 57:41Speaker 2: and you know who you are.
- 57:42Speaker 3: I'm not gay or nothing, though, I mean, but girl,
- 57:46Speaker 3: just trying to get her my off because you know,
- 57:48Speaker 3: like you're gonna be the person that I'm rock with.
- 57:50Speaker 3: I'm expecting to bring you the parties, bitch, like you know,
- 57:53Speaker 3: like because everyone's always looking for me. At the party,
- 57:55Speaker 3: there was like where your carter? Literally the murmurs and
- 57:57Speaker 3: rumors about me, like we're see how we gonna come.
- 58:00Speaker 3: He'll be arriving at ten? Will he be arriving at nine? Okay?
- 58:02Speaker 3: These are just in the party within the party, and
- 58:05Speaker 3: I know I hear it. I hear it when I'm
- 58:07Speaker 3: at work, and then I come and I come with
- 58:08Speaker 3: a bitch and everyone's like, oh my god, that's this bitch.
- 58:10Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god. And now I guess
- 58:12Speaker 3: I'm not popping up with a bitch. So it's okay, though,
- 58:14Speaker 3: you know, I feel good you did.
- 58:15Speaker 2: You did like tease the friend group where like potentially
- 58:18Speaker 2: you having a girlfriend.
- 58:19Speaker 3: So we're preparing for that, like now, you know, like
- 58:21Speaker 3: any east say to the friend group, I apologize. It's
- 58:26Speaker 3: not gonna happen. Guys. Yeah, So we're gonna go on
- 58:29Speaker 3: our annual TJ trip next week. Please annual TJ trip
- 58:34Speaker 3: literally right before I'm a down three days low keyzy,
- 58:36Speaker 3: I'm not okay, hear me out here, Okay, hear me
- 58:38Speaker 3: out No talk, no nobody talking. I'm off Wednesday Thursday.
- 58:42Speaker 2: Now we could run Wednesday the prostitute Ship.
- 58:48Speaker 3: No, when we feed the homeless and TJ. You remember
- 58:49Speaker 3: how we do that shit annually as well. Would you
- 58:52Speaker 3: like to go meet you mo under that Fidelphia three No, girls, Uh,
- 58:58Speaker 3: we're just doing feeding home asson as fast. If we
- 59:02Speaker 3: go Tuesday night, we come back Wednesday, we come back.
- 59:05Speaker 3: You guys don't there's something guys don't for you drunk cool.
- 59:08Speaker 3: I can't go on Wednesday, Ship to do unless we
- 59:11Speaker 3: go Tuesday night. That's what they said, Tuesday night and
- 59:14Speaker 3: feed the homeless Tuesday, which is tomorrow night, Tuesday night
- 59:18Speaker 3: to feed the homeless, and we'll be back by Wednesday.
- 59:20Speaker 2: If we come back Wednesday, I'll pay for your guys.
- 59:23Speaker 3: And what about the ask? Yeah, we'll work for Sugar
- 59:26Speaker 3: to take your car. It makes more sense, right the most,
- 59:30Speaker 3: the car over the that's so much money.
- 59:32Speaker 2: While we run a car.
- 59:33Speaker 3: If you don't want to go, you don't have to
- 59:34Speaker 3: go neither. It's okay.
- 59:36Speaker 2: Oh, it's at least he's already over the mouse.
- 59:40Speaker 3: I don't know what you want to do. You want
- 59:42Speaker 3: to your car?
- 59:42Speaker 2: What about Fiddy's car? About your carpet? Take your car.
- 59:51Speaker 3: That's a great idea, bro. Why don't we put your
- 59:53Speaker 3: bitch up on the TV? Yeah? Put your.
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: That's how we're gonna go to t J.
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: No.
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: No, but you know.
- 1:00:08Speaker 3: On everything I left?
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: Are you paying for the extravegawns and ship?
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: No? No, everyone's paying for themselves. I'll pay for guys,
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: so you're not paying for the turn up? No, stop
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: fucking asking me. I told you I'll pay for the guys.
- 1:00:21Speaker 3: That's it.
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: What about the room that we need to stay in. No,
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: I'm not paying for ship. I'll pay for the fucking gas.
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: Are you deaf like you know how to fucking listen? No,
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: you're stupid, dumb bitch. No, you're the stupid dumb bitch.
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: We we're gonna for your PAYMI figure that ship out,
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: So I gotta figure out we're staying figure Oh wait, No,
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: we're not gonna stay there. We're only gonna fuck. I mean,
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: feed the humbers and they come back. Women, feed the
- 1:00:43Speaker 3: homeless to come back right back? Could we have feed
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: the homeless in l A.
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: You're being like that right now? How am I? How
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: am I that?
- 1:00:54Speaker 3: Because I don't want to pay? You should be You
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: should be offering to pay.
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: Why?
- 1:00:59Speaker 3: Why not? It's his birthday.
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: On Friday, dumb bitch. I just went through a traumatic experience.
- 1:01:06Speaker 3: Way, why is.
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: What the fuck? If we gotta pop these in? Oh,
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: this is great.
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: I would fucking beat the ship on this. Look he
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: I don't even blame that bitch no more. I would
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: have sucked my own duke.
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: Bro, Yeah, I can see him around another thing?
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: Is that really how I look?
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: Bro? Why she acts like it's sucking me? Like it's real? Okay, okay,
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: if we if we've seen all these, can we show
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: the one that you're reading?
- 1:01:57Speaker 3: Oh online, yeah, shout out you see do you look
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: at this?
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: It's the picture that everybody's been waiting for.
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: That's it, that's me, that's me. Yeah, this is the
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: time you chose to take your phone out. This is
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: the exact time. What a piece of ship bro?
- 1:02:17Speaker 6: All right?
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: Well shows in.
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: The bron what was mine sos in the bra The
- 1:02:24Speaker 3: only part that the only reason that foxed me up
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: so bad is because that's how I look.
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: Any Wait, when we were at you think that big?
- 1:02:31Speaker 3: When we were at Yoda's, it was I carrying a dog?
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: Did I take a picture with a dog?
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: Did you see?
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: Yolda just fucking embarrassed the funk out of me. Oh yeah,
- 1:02:39Speaker 3: and it's clip that fucking killed me. By the way,
- 1:02:42Speaker 3: shout your car went on his part that she was late,
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: that's just incredible. We did a really good job. He
- 1:02:46Speaker 3: did an incredible job, him and Marty and this boy
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: that was doing the camera that's a little brother.
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: I was so high. I was a kid thone as well,
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: so I ain't gonna lie. That's like the most high
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: bidd in them, Innut. I was like I was secondhand smoke.
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: I knew I was high food and I was hungry.
- 1:03:04Speaker 3: I got hungry once and I was like, no, you
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: fund of your high took kept looking at me like
- 1:03:09Speaker 3: damnt even I could keep up.
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: With this conversation. Dog, is that how I look?
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: Right? Face wild? It's like neck up, yeah, low key.
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: If they took this away and they put a.
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: Wig on you, oh fuck, if they took away like
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: the beer official hair, I ever sucked the bitch that big.
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: No. I only girls in my life. None of them
- 1:03:35Speaker 3: were that big. No, Like you're not even close, you know,
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: like all four of them. I know for the girls
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: that you all three three so sister the one, the
- 1:03:45Speaker 3: first one.
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: And then oh girl, oh girl, yeah no, no, no.
- 1:03:49Speaker 3: No, old girl, the studio one, and who's that bitch,
- 1:03:55Speaker 3: who's the one in the studio. Don't I call it bitch?
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: That's my bitch?
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: Oh no, I know for of them then San Francisco ship,
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: Yeah you have the five girl. Yeah, because I'm not
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: like I know for them, who was the first girl
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: that your high school see.
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: Hurt oh six six Asian bitch?
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: Ah, the one that the one that's a thought but
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: down which like, let's say I find out who never
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: saying the same. I found out who this girl was,
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: and I just slid in her dealing and she's on
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: a kick with kick with.
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: You, with you. I'm fine with it, no problem at all,
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: Like like literally, no, no cap, no respect to you, bitch.
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: But if you died tomorrow till the first bitch, if
- 1:04:45Speaker 3: you died tomorrow that year, it wouldn't really bother me. Okay, yeah,
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: and I hope if I die it doesn't bother you too.
- 1:04:50Speaker 3: I wouldn't give.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: All the other girls are off limits, though.
- 1:04:53Speaker 3: I would say so yeah, yeah, for sure. I've loved
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: those girls. I love this bitch because she's Virginia. It's
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: not different because I was still kid, you know. But
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: you said you don't care about her, No, not at all,
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: Like I still think about every now and then. But
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: I'm a thinker. You fucked that bitch.
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: You want, brother, I don't want to tell.
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: I'm just asking no, no, no, I'm not I'm gonna
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: say because windows the windows, the limp, the things change,
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: the statute of Limitationeah, when it comes to me, it
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: never does for me, it never does. Every bitch that
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: I fucked him before.
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like if I loved her,
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: the hommies can't fuck her.
- 1:05:24Speaker 3: That's the fact. But the thing is I loved all
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: those bitches.
- 1:05:27Speaker 2: Except the first one. You love that at some point,
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: by some point.
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: You know the bitch. We haven't talked to each other
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: in like ten years. I don't care about that bitch.
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: Got what you said or like this.
- 1:05:38Speaker 3: This previous when I liked her a lot, I don't
- 1:05:40Speaker 3: know what to smash her? Probably within a year after
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: years game, they do what you want. But she know,
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: my bitch, bro, she showed that she don't want to
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: be with me. It's okay, you know, but the sister
- 1:05:50Speaker 3: that hands off forever.
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: Oh down one damn. She thinks you have a bitch,
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: so she didn't. But she really wanted to talk to you.
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: She really wanted to talk to me.
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: She thought, should we call her? I don't got a
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: bitch right now, let's call her, dude.
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: I mean, what what are you gonna say? Hey?
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: Bro?
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: What's that?
- 1:06:08Speaker 5: Says? He caught you guys after that.
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: Okay, let me call him.
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: You want me to say, I think I think there's
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: a time to maybe express your your love for a food.
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: I don't. I don't have no love for me to express.
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: You know. And maybe we should set up a date.
- 1:06:23Speaker 3: We're not gonna set up a day.
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: I think we should set up a date. You need
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: to get back up there, just out there? Should we
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: go back inside? Let me say you to get the
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: fun off your phone. Damn, she's not. I'm gonna just
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: text her what are you doing? Can you hop on
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: a car?
- 1:06:49Speaker 3: It's so weird, like this is a fucking business call.
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's for your card? Is love? I think
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: I think I think you know what I did think
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: about you. I feel like I feel like you know what.
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: I think this is gonna be good for you because
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: you're in the like new space in your life right now,
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: like successful, like the podcast is doing well right, I'm
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: getting it, and you're getting money you have, you have
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: your job that you like. You know, it's nice.
- 1:07:15Speaker 3: Can you can you your fucking mouth when I'm talking
- 1:07:16Speaker 3: to you, fos bugging the funk out of me.
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: I ain't gonna like you just did like a like
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: you're fucking ugly, bitch. Don't Jacardo sit the fuck up
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: and pretend you're you're entertained. They met came that dude
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- 1:07:38Speaker 3: Shout out pert Rican bitches.
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- 1:08:29Speaker 2: I think you're liking in these space. You gotta sorry,
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: start hitting the gym. Stop, you know, for least the
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: cocaine alone. You know, maybe maybe don't drink for like
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: a month and then come back and you're gonna be
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: a whole new man pop.
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, probably. I mean, you know, I'm not I
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: wouldn't have to change for me though not for anybody else.
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: I'm I'm saying after tonight tonight, I'm gonna get fucking
- 1:08:49Speaker 3: wasted after tonight done.
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: Why don't you just wait till we go to TV.
- 1:08:53Speaker 3: If you's the homeless, I'm gonna go hard every day,
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: just tomorrow and feed the whole missus code for fucking prostitute.
- 1:09:01Speaker 3: I hope you guys know that. I'm just make it
- 1:09:04Speaker 3: very clear for you guys. Me MOHAMMI fidelmy mom, Mohammed,
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: I'm prostitutes and bet so I just wonna let you
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: guys know, feed the homeless.
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: That's gonna be perfect. Yeah, I mean, I mean.
- 1:09:23Speaker 3: We're looking at that. We give charity practically because you
- 1:09:25Speaker 3: need the money.
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: And then would your date, would you actually like get
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: with a like an next partitude, no same five years,
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: just ask you that to just like they just say
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: you you were they're thing from Now you're thirty and
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: you meet a girl and she's like, hey, by the way,
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: I used to be a prostitute back in the day.
- 1:09:44Speaker 3: Hey, by the way, I don't even want to talk
- 1:09:45Speaker 3: to you anymore.
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: Really, But what if she's changed out? What if she
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: became like converted to a slam.
- 1:09:50Speaker 3: Okay, that's cool, Yeah, that's cool, but I still know
- 1:09:52Speaker 3: it's okay. I'm okay. No, are you okay with her?
- 1:09:56Speaker 3: This is gonna fun like a million people all kulo
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: and ship.
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: But she's changed now because you changed.
- 1:10:03Speaker 3: I'm okay. I say the same. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: you changed, that's good for you. I stay the same.
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: Bro. Would you need a fat girl?
- 1:10:12Speaker 3: Probably not. I'm too fat myself. But that's why the
- 1:10:15Speaker 3: reason for me and you don't be together. We're both
- 1:10:17Speaker 3: big as ship, bitch, what are we doing? But it's
- 1:10:19Speaker 3: not because you because she's big. It's because I'm big.
- 1:10:23Speaker 3: If I was smaller and probably did a fat bit,
- 1:10:25Speaker 3: i'n bother me. I'm fair as fuck right now. There's
- 1:10:28Speaker 3: the reason for me to be with you. What are
- 1:10:29Speaker 3: we gonna do? Like, we're gonna look like the dadly boys.
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: You know, we're gonna run into a wrestling match and
- 1:10:36Speaker 3: ship bitch, Like what are we doing? Yeah, I'll probably
- 1:10:38Speaker 3: hit a fat bitch up.
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: Man.
- 1:10:40Speaker 3: I can't control my actions after midnight. Those are that's
- 1:10:43Speaker 3: not my actions. That's not some responsibility.
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: Yeah, fat girls need love to just not from Jakarta,
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: well not right now.
- 1:10:49Speaker 3: Maybe from white Skinner. I'm with it. Oh you're down, Skinner.
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: I'm big as fuck right now. What are we gonna
- 1:10:54Speaker 3: do together? Work out? You know, the just no punt, Okay,
- 1:10:59Speaker 3: no fashion, nobody, I'm fat already, you know, it's just
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: no no. You know, we wouldn't have no report to
- 1:11:05Speaker 3: our pops, you know. But I'm just I was actually
- 1:11:09Speaker 3: talking to my boy Moodi Mohammed Mohammed mouh Your mom, Yeah,
- 1:11:13Speaker 3: my mom I was talking to He was just talking
- 1:11:16Speaker 3: was just like yeah, yeah, he was just telling me
- 1:11:17Speaker 3: like yeah, I'm trying to take my life as serious
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: as possible, and like that's a kind of spot. We
- 1:11:22Speaker 3: want to take my life as as possible after today,
- 1:11:25Speaker 3: after tonight, So.
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: You're gonna you're gonna go call turkey on every Hold
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: hold on.
- 1:11:30Speaker 3: After Friday, I'm fucking done because we're gonna feed the
- 1:11:34Speaker 3: homeless and then Birthday.
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's right there, we're going hard. That's why.
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: That's why I feel like tonight you shouldn't go hard.
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: I'll go hard to save your money and then we
- 1:11:43Speaker 2: go hard and we get more in hand.
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: You don't understand where I'm gonna go right now? Everything's free?
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: Where are you gonna go?
- 1:11:50Speaker 3: The spot by where I where the food that runs
- 1:11:52Speaker 3: that bar is get to get it for free only today,
- 1:11:55Speaker 3: So I'm about to go get it for free? Oh?
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: Should get a million ship free? Oh? Just yeah?
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: Why not just wait till Friday? Fool?
- 1:12:06Speaker 3: How about you could wait till Friday?
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: Hold on? You have to suck oh sex? Six minutes?
- 1:12:12Speaker 3: I had a question, So would you rather suck dick
- 1:12:15Speaker 3: for the first thirty seconds or the last five? Last five?
- 1:12:20Speaker 3: It is just wild?
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: Right?
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: Wait be first thirty? It's like, where did you get
- 1:12:24Speaker 3: that fucking question from?
- 1:12:26Speaker 2: Am I good at this? You know? Uh?
- 1:12:28Speaker 3: Someone asked me this? It was a girl actually, and
- 1:12:32Speaker 3: what did you say?
- 1:12:33Speaker 2: What was your say?
- 1:12:34Speaker 3: First thirty? I'm not I don't know who finished in
- 1:12:38Speaker 3: my mouth. That's fucking gay.
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: Fuck So second dick isn't gay?
- 1:12:43Speaker 3: The first thirty seconds, Oh, it's like regardless, you're gonna die.
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: So it's like, what do you want to do? You
- 1:12:48Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. I don't want to suck no
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: dick in general, yeah, to just kill me. But if
- 1:12:51Speaker 3: it's like one of them are gonna save my life,
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: I'd probably do like first twenty seconds? Can we do
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: twenty thirty? Okay, dick, Well how about you ask me?
- 1:13:00Speaker 3: I said it first thirty or last five five minutes?
- 1:13:03Speaker 3: Five seconds? That's the seconds. Define finishes in your fucking mouth?
- 1:13:08Speaker 3: What like be for real? Definite has to finish in
- 1:13:11Speaker 3: your fucking job. If they said if they said no, no, no,
- 1:13:17Speaker 3: ninety eleven would never happen. No, no, no vote. That's
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: my question. Don't don't run away from the camp, really,
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: that's the question. First thirty or last five seconds? Fuck,
- 1:13:26Speaker 3: you have to go first thirty. You have to go
- 1:13:28Speaker 3: first thirty. You have to go first thirty. Say first,
- 1:13:31Speaker 3: I'm gay regardless regardless you're game. But you're letting it
- 1:13:33Speaker 3: from you, ma, You're fucking fucking difference. I've been gay,
- 1:13:38Speaker 3: like you know, that's weird. Damn. We should have seen
- 1:13:41Speaker 3: some on this episode. Oh fuck I first thirty seconds? Bro?
- 1:13:46Speaker 3: Right yes or no?
- 1:13:47Speaker 4: Bro?
- 1:13:47Speaker 3: It is no way you're letting the note in your mouth.
- 1:13:50Speaker 3: That's fucking game.
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: Bro.
- 1:13:52Speaker 3: The sucking like I'm saying, like I'm gold your head off,
- 1:13:58Speaker 3: I'm gay regardless, give me card, I'm suicide. So I'm
- 1:14:03Speaker 3: sorry first thirty or what is it? You know what
- 1:14:04Speaker 3: I'm saying? First thirty? But then I asked that to
- 1:14:07Speaker 3: ray moon Don Raymond told me it was like, damn,
- 1:14:09Speaker 3: but what happens if that food shart is getting hard
- 1:14:11Speaker 3: in your mouth? Then you're like, damn, I'm pretty good
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: at this.
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: Nah.
- 1:14:17Speaker 3: I cut that whole segment. That's sorry.
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: On second, if they said if they said Jakarta, if you.
- 1:14:27Speaker 3: Who's who's asking me this? Like the wicked witch of
- 1:14:29Speaker 3: the West, Like like, who has the power to not
- 1:14:32Speaker 3: make nine to eleven happen? That's impossible?
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: What did your family doing for nine eleven? Like what
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: do you have doing that day? But other than an
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: annual football game, we don't do ship.
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: I mean I've never done on nine eleven, never celebrated.
- 1:14:48Speaker 3: I don't know who celebrates Probably this rallies because they
- 1:14:50Speaker 3: did it.
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: Whoa they do? They did do it. This rallies did
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: nine to eleven, and that's what it is for your
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: Palestine facts.
- 1:14:59Speaker 3: But other than this, yeah, man, I mean I had
- 1:15:02Speaker 3: a hard you know, hard day, hard day today. I
- 1:15:07Speaker 3: ate twice three times today, it's three times already. Yeah,
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: because they were actually taking picture of all the food
- 1:15:12Speaker 3: in the restaurants and they made all the dishes and
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: the people just going to grabbing food. So it's pretty
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: sick talking to my pops today.
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: How about your heart your recent heartbreak. I told that
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: food and that food. If you replied, don't do anything crazy, okay,
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: I was like, wait, wait, you told you that you
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: were the press.
- 1:15:29Speaker 3: No, no, I told my dad stop talking to that girl.
- 1:15:31Speaker 3: He was like, oh man, you know what happened.
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, that's cool. Never never, never,
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lie for your dad, no bitches.
- 1:15:41Speaker 3: I hope not. I would hope. So would you tell
- 1:15:45Speaker 3: your mom and your dad was cheating her immediately? But
- 1:15:48Speaker 3: you love your dad more than you love your mom? No,
- 1:15:50Speaker 3: I love You've told me that before. I said, if
- 1:15:53Speaker 3: they get divorced my dad, Yeah, but that doesn't mean
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: I love it more than my mother.
- 1:15:57Speaker 2: I love know. That definitely means that you love him
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: morning your mother, because I know it might be because
- 1:16:02Speaker 2: that might not screaming at me as much as her.
- 1:16:04Speaker 3: You know, Yeah, that's it. I love the funk on
- 1:16:06Speaker 3: my mom. That's literally my first love.
- 1:16:09Speaker 6: Bro.
- 1:16:09Speaker 3: Like the fuck. It's the truth, bro, the fuck. Every
- 1:16:12Speaker 3: every mother is your first love vers son. It's a fact.
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: There's there's no way around it. So you you get
- 1:16:18Speaker 3: to hotel and you went to one of the little
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: bit I killed everybody. Shoot myself in the head because
- 1:16:22Speaker 3: I can't believe I've seen this ship and then no, no,
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: but I know she's all my father would never my
- 1:16:27Speaker 3: father would never ever ever ever. And don't say anything
- 1:16:29Speaker 3: else because I don't really want to talk about my
- 1:16:30Speaker 3: parents marriage and on the pot. It's kind of weird.
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: No, chill the funk out, you know, because scenarios pussy bitch.
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: No, you you're a pussy bitch. You're you're a pussy bitch.
- 1:16:40Speaker 3: Why do we talk about your scenarios?
- 1:16:41Speaker 2: Huh, all right, give me scenario.
- 1:16:43Speaker 3: I'll give you that, all right, But what about if
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: you just weren't a bitch ass motherfucker and then you
- 1:16:46Speaker 3: were actually a good person.
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: And then give me a good scenario.
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: I'll tell you. I don't know what if you see
- 1:16:51Speaker 3: your mom fucking fucking somebody, why I gotta be fucking
- 1:16:54Speaker 3: I'm sorry, sorry, I just went off, bitch, disgusting. I'm
- 1:17:00Speaker 3: not saying your mom is just becused the car. Cut
- 1:17:03Speaker 3: that segment, No, no, cut that, don't cut that. No,
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: there's nothing, there's nothing. She's not cheating on nobody though,
- 1:17:09Speaker 3: your mother's single. No, Like I'm asking, can we just
- 1:17:13Speaker 3: I can't believe he just said, what are you walking
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: your mom? I didn't even get I thought, that's what
- 1:17:18Speaker 3: I like, because you're going with my dad?
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: Like no, I was, I'm not going. But I was like,
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: chill the funk out, Like no, I was.
- 1:17:27Speaker 3: I don't even why do we even get to parents?
- 1:17:28Speaker 3: Fucking You're the one that it wasn't even I.
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: Said teating nobody. Nobody's that fucking I was.
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: Not cheating and tailed fucking If you had a girlfriend
- 1:17:36Speaker 3: and you walk into the car she's kissing somebody's what's working?
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: So what about this?
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: And there?
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: For what have you caught your dae and his rainy girl.
- 1:17:44Speaker 3: That was lost already tell that food to kill himself
- 1:17:46Speaker 3: right there, fucked out, like like, fuck it, bro, that's
- 1:17:52Speaker 3: all your motherfuckers out there, homie, fuck you foods. Homi
- 1:17:55Speaker 3: do something cheese men. Would you know we're gonna be
- 1:17:57Speaker 3: at the slaster Swami tomorrow eight am. Come and we're
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: gonna be a tear drop and he's on just want
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: that ship. Fuck you foods bro, brom hype bro. We're
- 1:18:07Speaker 3: about to go to the brain and just smash on.
- 1:18:10Speaker 3: Give what he's said, my mom was disgusting. No, no,
- 1:18:13Speaker 3: I would never say that. He just like the thought
- 1:18:15Speaker 3: of any parenting is disgusting.
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:18:17Speaker 3: Well, have you ever met a friend where you were like,
- 1:18:19Speaker 3: damn boy, their mom We No, Yeah, I guess yeah,
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: I just want to help me, swear, I just want
- 1:18:26Speaker 3: to help me. He's Muslim and his mama. You know
- 1:18:34Speaker 3: your mom is really pretty? Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I
- 1:18:37Speaker 3: think I take off there. I think you look nothing
- 1:18:43Speaker 3: like your fucking mother or I mean you even though
- 1:18:47Speaker 3: you look nothing like your mother too, Like your mother
- 1:18:49Speaker 3: looks like an angel and she birthed fucking rakishi, So
- 1:18:52Speaker 3: shuting we break upish right here, And whoever does a
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: I keep putting his face on rakishi, what are you
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: doing this?
- 1:18:59Speaker 2: Think face came we just last year place that's funny. Yeah,
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: you know, you know what, my mom does have a boyfriend,
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: and I don't know why she really she's scared to
- 1:19:06Speaker 2: admit it.
- 1:19:07Speaker 3: Well, I mean, maybe it's because you're her baby, bro,
- 1:19:09Speaker 3: But I mean I was just watching a Big Bang
- 1:19:11Speaker 3: Theory one of the other days and the shout out
- 1:19:13Speaker 3: my boy Sheldon in a shout out Howard Wallowitz. I
- 1:19:16Speaker 3: know you guys probably don't know me. You probably probably
- 1:19:17Speaker 3: will see this podcast. Uh, and you guys are fictional characters.
- 1:19:20Speaker 3: But other than that, you remember the episode where Howard
- 1:19:23Speaker 3: and him went back to Texas and then.
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: Sheldon caught his mom fucking or the pastor.
- 1:19:28Speaker 3: The pastor fucking the pastor, and this whool was like, God,
- 1:19:31Speaker 3: damn it, this bitch is a Jezebel, a whore. And
- 1:19:33Speaker 3: then Howard was like, well, damn, bro, my mom couldn't
- 1:19:36Speaker 3: fuck anybody because I drove away her first boyfriend, you know,
- 1:19:40Speaker 3: and then because she had so much respect for her son,
- 1:19:42Speaker 3: she ended up not getting with anybody. Now she died single.
- 1:19:45Speaker 3: I wouldn't want that to happen to like anybody's you
- 1:19:47Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Yeah.
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: I don't.
- 1:19:49Speaker 3: I mean, how do you how do you view that?
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: Well, because my mom didn't. My mom, my mom based.
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: My mom was only with my dad or like her
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: whole life. And they were young, they got married young,
- 1:19:59Speaker 2: and I'm said she was actually in love, like you know,
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: usually when parents do get married young, they somehow end
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: up divorcing later on because they've been together for so
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: long and because and then my mom literally gave my
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: dad that with him being a drug addict for fifteen
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: years or probably a little more, and she loved him,
- 1:20:18Speaker 2: she loved him, she would have took him back. And
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: and then after that she got with somebody else. So
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: she got with somebody after she after like after a
- 1:20:29Speaker 2: couple of years after like I'm gonna say maybe like
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: six maybe maybe like six seven years my mom got
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: with with My mom got with somebody and it was
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: a fish. So she was hiding she was hiding him
- 1:20:43Speaker 2: from me for a couple of months and then and
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: then I caught her slipping. No, So he was like
- 1:20:48Speaker 2: a little uh what do they call those making fun
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: of my mom? That's funny, bitch. That's his name is
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: t U y U l your dad is like I
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: used to call my dad, I'm gonna get some chip
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: chip My, you know you know who actually calm, I'm
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: off slipping. So back then they used to have the
- 1:21:14Speaker 2: what was that ship called the art dark dark dark
- 1:21:17Speaker 2: ship every like first Tuesday in downtown LA. It was
- 1:21:20Speaker 2: like every Tuesday. It was like the dart ship that
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: does look like that?
- 1:21:25Speaker 3: Nothing like that?
- 1:21:25Speaker 2: Okay, what is what is that? You're called no.
- 1:21:29Speaker 3: Downtown?
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: How the fun? I know, bitch, you're from l A.
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: I'm from l A.
- 1:21:34Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: They used to be like this like event they would
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: do like on spring oh damn fucking uh under. It
- 1:21:42Speaker 2: was like on six or whatever. It was like darts
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: or whatever.
- 1:21:45Speaker 3: So every like like every big tips.
- 1:21:50Speaker 2: Like every Tuesday. Every Tuesday, they would like our people
- 1:21:53Speaker 2: could go sell their art. What the fun is wrong
- 1:21:55Speaker 2: with you know? I know every today people you go
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: throw your art. I'll type of ship like merchant. So
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: mom would go walk around and buy like little ship
- 1:22:02Speaker 2: like that the hempy from the crew Cutters slipping.
- 1:22:04Speaker 3: With the with the guy.
- 1:22:06Speaker 2: So my mom is walking and ever and all of
- 1:22:08Speaker 2: them was deep because they got got tiggers. Go they're
- 1:22:12Speaker 2: like chopped across the street, and my mom's man at
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: the moment got nervous. He was like, who the fuck
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: are these like two little looking foods, just like screaming
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: your name. And then Mom was like old my son's friends.
- 1:22:22Speaker 2: So they crossed and then they coming right away carry
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: slipping was a fool and then okay, cool, and then
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: I was like, oh you have a boyfriend and she
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: can and then she was like no, and then where
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: my ho? And my Mom's like, okay, I'm leaving, but
- 1:22:36Speaker 2: she's like trying to rush out of there. She didn't
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: know I was leaving to where did John's when she
- 1:22:41Speaker 2: lived this out cientral And then when.
- 1:22:43Speaker 3: There's just a street crib right there, you're gonna see
- 1:22:46Speaker 3: whoever's in front.
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: Yeah, but but but not really come on then. And
- 1:22:50Speaker 2: I was leaving too. So when I left and I
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: seen the card, I was like where where I? So
- 1:22:53Speaker 2: I told the hommy put up to the side. And
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: then's when I come my mom slipping. He was driving
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: and my mom was in the path ander side and
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: I was like, ah, you can't say nothing, and then
- 1:23:01Speaker 2: I laughed No, I just I wasn't mad.
- 1:23:03Speaker 3: I just you're just curious.
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: I was just yeah, I was curious. I truly believe
- 1:23:06Speaker 2: my mom deserves and then and then now she has
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: a man, the same, same one. No, so she left
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: this fool because he questioned her.
- 1:23:15Speaker 3: Questioned her what her integrity is a woman?
- 1:23:17Speaker 2: No? No, no, what why do you keep going through
- 1:23:19Speaker 2: like the most? Can I fucking finish your dumb bitch paperwork?
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: Oh it's funny, that's wall.
- 1:23:26Speaker 3: That was a racist.
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: I get one mother the money? Do you think you're
- 1:23:32Speaker 2: that pulled your mom job? Wasn't having sex?
- 1:23:36Speaker 3: That's weird. I don't think I have sex anymore. I
- 1:23:38Speaker 3: hope not. I hate.
- 1:23:40Speaker 2: I'm not thinking about it. No, no, no, but but
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: but so what you you she got no, so I
- 1:23:48Speaker 2: guess my mom. Before I gave my mom the car,
- 1:23:52Speaker 2: she was like on the way of the buzz and
- 1:23:53Speaker 2: he was like, oh, why are you taking so long?
- 1:23:54Speaker 2: And then my mom was like, excuse me, like walking
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: like how old are we there? You're fucking asking me?
- 1:24:00Speaker 3: Yeah? We're not kids, no more?
- 1:24:01Speaker 2: Yeah, And she she she says, she told me to
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: do that one more time, I'm leaving you. And he
- 1:24:05Speaker 2: did it one more time and he left her same day.
- 1:24:07Speaker 2: He did it right after and now he did it
- 1:24:08Speaker 2: like they were together for like two months. She's like,
- 1:24:10Speaker 2: not even my kids.
- 1:24:12Speaker 3: Dad's she must have been in love two months and
- 1:24:15Speaker 3: she and she left that fom was like that one
- 1:24:18Speaker 3: time I left the bitch because she didn't say please
- 1:24:20Speaker 3: when she talked to me. She was like you passing
- 1:24:23Speaker 3: me the water. I was like, bitch, saying right, And
- 1:24:26Speaker 3: then I left, left, and they don't let me back
- 1:24:28Speaker 3: into the local park anymore. Got on, I got done
- 1:24:34Speaker 3: all right.
- 1:24:36Speaker 2: It was very dark, right, that was very.
- 1:24:37Speaker 3: Dark actually when I seen the all the dogs that
- 1:24:40Speaker 3: were sucking the mother dog's nipples and my Hummi becammy
- 1:24:43Speaker 3: had a dog that was such a fucking random But
- 1:24:45Speaker 3: do you remember the German shoppers I was talking about,
- 1:24:48Speaker 3: are you watching stiality?
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: Look look at and look at it Andy, Andy, And
- 1:24:53Speaker 2: he looks at me and then I go And I
- 1:24:56Speaker 2: didn't think he thought that was funny. So I felt
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: super embarrassed.
- 1:25:00Speaker 3: Dog, Like the dudes are telling me, like why are
- 1:25:02Speaker 3: you even here? Like the holy thought of you telling
- 1:25:04Speaker 3: me is why you're here, bro, Because I I think
- 1:25:07Speaker 3: I just need to make better decisions. I don't believe
- 1:25:09Speaker 3: it for eving, Bro, you probably make the right decision
- 1:25:11Speaker 3: I'm a mess girl. I'm a mess. I'm a mess,
- 1:25:14Speaker 3: but I just got hell of bread. That's about it.
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: And I'm super up right now.
- 1:25:17Speaker 3: But other than that, I'm a mess. I'm very handsome too.
- 1:25:19Speaker 2: How do we go back to you being depressed?
- 1:25:21Speaker 3: Bitch? I'm not depressed. I'm just up. I'm up. Sorry.
- 1:25:28Speaker 3: Do you have any plugs out here?
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: How much? How much would you pay to see me?
- 1:25:31Speaker 9: Do?
- 1:25:32Speaker 3: None? I'm not going to share the fuck that is
- 1:25:35Speaker 3: so expensive? If I was like I don't do that
- 1:25:38Speaker 3: ship though?
- 1:25:38Speaker 2: All right, all right? If I was like Jakarta, I'm
- 1:25:40Speaker 2: not a duke tonight.
- 1:25:42Speaker 3: That's one thing too. I would never introduce anybody to drug.
- 1:25:44Speaker 2: You could do it.
- 1:25:45Speaker 3: I wouldn't introduce That's my thing. I wouldn't. I've never
- 1:25:47Speaker 3: introduced nobody to it.
- 1:25:48Speaker 2: Would you be excited to do with me though?
- 1:25:50Speaker 4: No?
- 1:25:51Speaker 3: No, you're already annoying as this? Does it make you annoying?
- 1:25:54Speaker 3: What are you looking at? Her? Help is available?
- 1:25:57Speaker 2: Oh?
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: No, I'm not a quitter. I'm okay, stand on whatever.
- 1:26:01Speaker 2: Pretty cool? Yeah? So you're going to Calle Turkey? Are
- 1:26:03Speaker 2: you serious? Huh?
- 1:26:05Speaker 3: Yeah? After Friday? Hell yeah?
- 1:26:06Speaker 2: No, no alcohol, nothing.
- 1:26:08Speaker 3: I don't really do don't do and I don't do
- 1:26:10Speaker 3: alcohol on neither, so I'm just called Turkey and all
- 1:26:11Speaker 3: the other bad hobbits like propty dude, sitting everything, raw
- 1:26:15Speaker 3: man everything, everything that's not a.
- 1:26:17Speaker 2: Same But damn what your card. I'm happy for you.
- 1:26:22Speaker 3: Show solo show, February nineteen. The first five people that
- 1:26:25Speaker 3: we see arrived, Duno will send you one hundred twenty dollars.
- 1:26:30Speaker 3: So just please look out for us. If you're a
- 1:26:32Speaker 3: bad bitch, come take a picture of me. If you
- 1:26:35Speaker 3: got a man, stay away from you bitch. Yeah, anything else, Um,
- 1:26:40Speaker 3: that's about it. Shout out my boy Mo, shout out
- 1:26:42Speaker 3: to Hommy Fiddy and girl shouts out you you know, hopefully.
- 1:26:45Speaker 2: In another life Philips.
- 1:26:52Speaker 3: There's no top on that one. All right, recipe Mom, Bro,
- 1:26:55Speaker 3: you guys have a going RP map jokes.
- 1:26:58Speaker 2: It's brown sold our shows this past Friday was the mazing.
- 1:27:03Speaker 3: That's not necessary. Shout out the car mom, shout my
- 1:27:08Speaker 3: father to Shout out your mom. Shout out my mom,
- 1:27:12Speaker 3: Shout out Zoomba, Shout out all the glacios on Pico,
- 1:27:15Speaker 3: Shout out every in the area. Shout out Mexican. Shout
- 1:27:19Speaker 3: out Peruvian. Shout out, Bolivia shout out, shout out fucking Tourguenia,
- 1:27:22Speaker 3: shout out on door and shout out there.
- 1:27:26Speaker 2: What's that show?
- 1:27:31Speaker 10: A god?
- 1:27:32Speaker 2: All right? Uh Mexican, Savadorian? What I.
- 1:27:38Speaker 3: Fucking where's my boy from? Liguanians, Argentinians, fucking fucking mo
- 1:27:44Speaker 3: give me one shout out the whole West like district.
- 1:27:48Speaker 3: Did you say Panamanian? They're a little darker. I don't
- 1:27:51Speaker 3: really want to shout them out. Uh No, No, Panamanians,
- 1:27:55Speaker 3: fucking Dominicans, I know, black, fucking Puerto Ricans, fucking I
- 1:28:00Speaker 3: feel like that bunny at the Super Bowl. Shout a
- 1:28:03Speaker 3: bea Tacos had a pro club. Me and pro club
- 1:28:06Speaker 3: got something cracking for y'all. Tell him that's a.
- 1:28:08Speaker 2: Secret now, I mean doing for the show. Proper club bech.
- 1:28:12Speaker 3: I'm up, bitch, I'm up, but I'm up. I'll get
- 1:28:15Speaker 3: another camera.
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: Okay, okay. Out of all those countries, he just.
- 1:28:18Speaker 3: Made up, Columbia, shout of Columbia, Columba.
- 1:28:21Speaker 2: By the way. By the way, some dude came to
- 1:28:23Speaker 2: me yesterday and said it doesn't jakard like my nephew.
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: What she's say, you all, I try with you and
- 1:28:33Speaker 2: what the funk?
- 1:28:34Speaker 3: Let me see, we can't put anough, we can't put
- 1:28:36Speaker 3: a kid on there. No, he got he he watches
- 1:28:38Speaker 3: the show. But let me see, I'm to under this.
- 1:28:41Speaker 2: How I try it with you? Nothing high with you?
- 1:28:47Speaker 3: How old is that kid? Well he's gonna get hello,
- 1:28:48Speaker 3: hose bro.
- 1:28:51Speaker 2: Jacarda damn. Now you know what your cardinal is like?
- 1:28:56Speaker 2: What's Khalifa's son bash? Not that any work? I don't
- 1:29:00Speaker 2: think so feel away, feel away on it? Feel away? Stop?
- 1:29:05Speaker 3: And then the things you say because you don't meant
- 1:29:08Speaker 3: him anyway, he feel away, feel away on it?
- 1:29:13Speaker 2: Feel away?
- 1:29:14Speaker 3: I stop. Then the things you say because you don't
- 1:29:18Speaker 3: mean him anyway, because you never meant them at all.
- 1:29:22Speaker 3: Now hold on, this is just part one. We're actually
- 1:29:23Speaker 3: gonna be doing a second for five hours. I'm gonna
- 1:29:25Speaker 3: be singing songs. Just hold on a minute, actually have
- 1:29:27Speaker 3: a few more songs. Let me just pause this real quick.
- 1:29:32Speaker 2: You can have a baby with any other race or race?
- 1:29:33Speaker 2: Would it be probably Mexican? No Black, No, Filipino No.
- 1:29:44Speaker 3: Probably like Vietnamese maybe or I don't know.
- 1:29:49Speaker 2: I'm not my dick, you know I'm it's not it's
- 1:29:51Speaker 2: not racist. You know racist, No guy, Hold on, where's
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: the one where he's like, I know, I.
- 1:30:00Speaker 6: Know where the tennis you know, Serena, Oh the to
- 1:30:06Speaker 6: see there me you and the beam. I know where
- 1:30:09Speaker 6: the tennis you know, Serena. You was supposed to be
- 1:30:13Speaker 6: my dream girl.
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: To see that with me and you in the beam
- 1:30:19Speaker 2: your card. That's literally mean that bohen He told me that.
- 1:30:22Speaker 3: Sound this guy I met him even saying fuck and
- 1:30:24Speaker 3: and I hope he's okay, but he was because I
- 1:30:26Speaker 3: think that i'mnna take a photo.
- 1:30:27Speaker 2: Boy this kid does. And that's his nephew. He said,
- 1:30:29Speaker 2: I think, hey, bro.
- 1:30:31Speaker 3: Give me your nephews cash up. I'll send him money
- 1:30:33Speaker 3: in about twenty years. Goes up, it goes off, I'll
- 1:30:37Speaker 3: send him some money depending on where I am in
- 1:30:39Speaker 3: life in my career. If I go to Orlando Brown
- 1:30:42Speaker 3: or I go Chris Brown. We'll figure that out. On
- 1:30:44Speaker 3: the next episode of The Phoeas and Firm Fucking Up,
- 1:30:47Speaker 3: Fucking Podcast. Shout out Candice, shout out Faneus, shout out Firm,
- 1:30:51Speaker 3: shout out the Mom, shout out Doctor Dufinchports, shoutout Perry
- 1:30:53Speaker 3: the Platypus, Shout out Balgi Shout out Beauford, Shout out Isabella,
- 1:30:57Speaker 3: shout out the whole girl scouts. We'll see you guys
- 1:30:59Speaker 3: next week. Pretty good, pretty good. Wow.
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