Latest / Cats & Pudding with Jennifer Dilandro / Jeff Perla - From Bondage to Bestiality
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- 0:30Speaker 2: This is the Cats in Footing Podcast, a melting pot
- 0:36Speaker 2: of and now here's Jen.
- 0:39Speaker 3: Hey everybody, welcome to Cats and Today and Today. I
- 0:42Speaker 3: have this idiot here, Jeff Burrah, on my show with me.
- 0:46Speaker 2: It's an honor to be here. I know you always
- 0:51Speaker 2: interview people I do. I obviously don't want to be
- 0:54Speaker 2: fucking interviewed. So we're just gonna eat and talk shit.
- 0:57Speaker 3: You can eat pudding my microphone away.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:00Speaker 3: I know you like big things in your face.
- 1:01Speaker 2: But it's been a minute. Actually, well it's been a week,
- 1:04Speaker 2: so it's a while.
- 1:05Speaker 3: That's all. That's like two years for you is a week.
- 1:08Speaker 2: You haven't had anything like a week Yeah, not even
- 1:11Speaker 2: this whole pride and hooked up with no one? How
- 1:13Speaker 2: can that be something? I was too fucked up?
- 1:19Speaker 3: Usually Jeff is the hookup king.
- 1:21Speaker 2: Yeah, like I can snag. But this weekend, which is
- 1:25Speaker 2: not my moment, it also rained like it.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Was well, you didn't what you were like felt sweaty
- 1:30Speaker 3: and messy.
- 1:30Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you're just like gross. And then you
- 1:33Speaker 2: go to dinner with a friend and then you're like,
- 1:34Speaker 2: I got Alfredo, and I'm like, you just don't want
- 1:36Speaker 2: to sit on the dick after you eat alfredo? You know?
- 1:39Speaker 2: Is that bad to say no?
- 1:41Speaker 3: Because I feel the same way. I don't want to
- 1:43Speaker 3: be doing nothing after I pull a pasta.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Would you ever eat a guy's ass after you made
- 1:47Speaker 2: him pasta?
- 1:48Speaker 3: Never?
- 1:49Speaker 2: Never?
- 1:49Speaker 3: No, No, I don't need guys asses. I don't like that.
- 1:54Speaker 2: Probably is just like that putting your It's not like
- 1:57Speaker 2: just putting up.
- 1:58Speaker 3: It's not I don't I don't like to. I don't.
- 2:01Speaker 3: I don't even love to dick. I'll be honest with you.
- 2:03Speaker 2: So what do you do? You're like a pillow princess.
- 2:05Speaker 2: You just fucking lay there and you want to be
- 2:07Speaker 2: totally appreciated and be like, tell me how much you
- 2:10Speaker 2: love me and how beautiful I am.
- 2:12Speaker 3: No, because you totally no, I'm not like that. No,
- 2:14Speaker 3: I like, well, like bondage and like you know, getting
- 2:17Speaker 3: tied up and gagged and crazy stuff.
- 2:20Speaker 2: So you want to be like kidnapped.
- 2:21Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to be like raped? Yeah? Yeah, No,
- 2:25Speaker 3: I mean.
- 2:27Speaker 2: You are on Netflix documentary about yourself going to saying
- 2:33Speaker 2: that's not the scenario. You're out. It's just it's just
- 2:38Speaker 2: took a dark turn.
- 2:41Speaker 3: To gazy to this room right now with the just
- 2:48Speaker 3: be talking, my god would.
- 2:50Speaker 2: Be really thank god no one is in the room
- 2:52Speaker 2: to because.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Everybody's gonna hear it now because it's gonna be screwed up.
- 2:56Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't you know what I don't. I
- 2:59Speaker 3: used to when I was young, or I didn't mind
- 3:01Speaker 3: sucking deck, but now.
- 3:03Speaker 2: Well now there's like nothing. Yeah it's okay.
- 3:05Speaker 3: I can't get nothing out of it because I have everything.
- 3:07Speaker 3: It's not like I gotta deal with the like pocketbook
- 3:10Speaker 3: or you.
- 3:11Speaker 2: Just buy shit for yourself. There's no, you don't need
- 3:13Speaker 2: to get money.
- 3:14Speaker 3: I want this, you know, let me give him a blowjob,
- 3:16Speaker 3: because you get me, he'll he'll he'll get me something.
- 3:18Speaker 3: You know what I mean, you know I'll throw one
- 3:20Speaker 3: one so he doesn't care if I go out tonight
- 3:22Speaker 3: or whatever. I'm just like, I don't care anymore.
- 3:25Speaker 2: Wait, we had so pride wasn't.
- 3:27Speaker 3: When anybody says anybody could get upset over it and
- 3:30Speaker 3: say that they don't do that. Yes, you do.
- 3:32Speaker 2: Everyone role plays, you.
- 3:34Speaker 3: Know, but not only that. I'm talking about Like you're
- 3:37Speaker 3: gonna tell me that you don't you don't give your man,
- 3:40Speaker 3: give him at a little extra if you want something.
- 3:43Speaker 3: And I don't mean like you're they're paying you for sex.
- 3:46Speaker 3: I mean like you know you want to go out
- 3:48Speaker 3: that night, you want to make him be happy before
- 3:50Speaker 3: you go out, or something like.
- 3:52Speaker 2: That, or like you know they did something that pissed
- 3:54Speaker 2: you off, so you're gonna bring it up, Like because
- 3:56Speaker 2: I think fighting sex is beautiful.
- 3:59Speaker 3: I know, yes, makeup sex is great.
- 4:01Speaker 2: I wouldn't say makeup, but like when you're pissed off
- 4:03Speaker 2: at each other and that's just hot and heavy.
- 4:05Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hot and heavy.
- 4:06Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like that's the definition of you.
- 4:09Speaker 3: Yes, because there's a lot of passion there, because you
- 4:11Speaker 3: do love.
- 4:12Speaker 2: The you're very aggressive, what you're very aggressive.
- 4:15Speaker 3: I'm aggressive, Yes, yes.
- 4:17Speaker 2: Wait, So it was Pride obviously this past week and
- 4:20Speaker 2: we were all asking each others these weird questions. And
- 4:22Speaker 2: I feel like you would be into this question. If
- 4:25Speaker 2: aliens came down from space right now and you couldn't
- 4:29Speaker 2: tell anybody, and they said we're going to take you
- 4:31Speaker 2: away with us for one year, and you couldn't tell
- 4:34Speaker 2: anybody you were leaving, would you go with them knowing
- 4:36Speaker 2: they'd bring you back in one year. So you'd basically
- 4:39Speaker 2: be missing for a year, but you'd be with aliens
- 4:41Speaker 2: and I couldn't You couldn't tell one person. You would
- 4:43Speaker 2: just be like a missing person on the TV for
- 4:45Speaker 2: a year.
- 4:46Speaker 3: I mean, I mean the aliens would have to be
- 4:48Speaker 3: like or offering me something. Am I going to be like?
- 4:51Speaker 2: Yeah, but you'd have the experience of a lifetime.
- 4:53Speaker 3: What if you come back here like freaking probes up
- 4:57Speaker 3: your ash, my nose, Like if I was just there
- 5:01Speaker 3: to experience something cool, I'd say yeah, but I don't
- 5:04Speaker 3: want to be an experiment and like say that they're
- 5:07Speaker 3: experimenting on me using my uterus as like a pod
- 5:10Speaker 3: for an alien or something like that. No, I wouldn't
- 5:11Speaker 3: want to do that even if they wiped out my memory, yes,
- 5:15Speaker 3: I would probably say no, but yeah, I mean, I
- 5:19Speaker 3: guess I would do it. But the problem is I
- 5:22Speaker 3: have children, because that's all I could not tell me.
- 5:24Speaker 2: I don't think your kids would care. I think they'd
- 5:26Speaker 2: be like, thank god, I'd be happy. They'd be like,
- 5:28Speaker 2: thank god you got this. They'd already like think you
- 5:31Speaker 2: were dead, and then you'd come back and be like,
- 5:32Speaker 2: give me all my fucking shit. Can you imagine the
- 5:35Speaker 2: fights that would happen if your kids out? Oh my god.
- 5:38Speaker 2: I don't even know if they'd be happy to see
- 5:40Speaker 2: you after years.
- 5:40Speaker 3: Because I'd have to reclaim on my pocket books, in
- 5:43Speaker 3: my shoes. They would not give them back.
- 5:46Speaker 2: Can you imagine your business though, If you went missing
- 5:48Speaker 2: for one year, everybody would be like running into for business.
- 5:52Speaker 2: Everybody would think you were so famous. You'd be on
- 5:54Speaker 2: the news everywhere. It'd be good press, it.
- 5:56Speaker 3: Would be a lot, it would be good. I pressed,
- 5:58Speaker 3: but I would have to I don't know. I don't
- 6:00Speaker 3: It would depend on what they were going to do.
- 6:03Speaker 2: I think they would maybe bring you back before you
- 6:05Speaker 2: they'd be like, please get this bitch off the spaceship.
- 6:08Speaker 2: She's gotta go, Like.
- 6:10Speaker 3: How she's too bossy.
- 6:11Speaker 2: They'd be like the amount of conspiracy is coming out
- 6:13Speaker 2: of her mouth. I can't listen to one more thing,
- 6:16Speaker 2: like she's gotta go.
- 6:17Speaker 3: Would you do it?
- 6:18Speaker 2: Of course I would do it. I think it'd be
- 6:20Speaker 2: so fun, Like I think it would be so fun
- 6:23Speaker 2: to just go see something different that nobody else.
- 6:25Speaker 3: Is done, just like just your Yeah, you would be
- 6:28Speaker 3: okay with just leaving.
- 6:29Speaker 2: And I feel like for you and I that one
- 6:32Speaker 2: of the things that we're very similar on is we're
- 6:34Speaker 2: not like you bought a product back, so I want
- 6:38Speaker 2: a product bag, like I would buy the YSL bag
- 6:40Speaker 2: because nobody has it and I don't want to like
- 6:43Speaker 2: follow the thing. So the fact that nobody's like been
- 6:45Speaker 2: abducted by aliens and has shared the experience, I would
- 6:48Speaker 2: want to be the ringleader and just see what happens.
- 6:50Speaker 2: Like I'd rather come back with like half a limb
- 6:53Speaker 2: and share the experience and be like, yeah, you've never
- 6:56Speaker 2: done this before.
- 6:57Speaker 3: You know I did it and I yea perfect and
- 7:00Speaker 3: I guess I guess I would probably do it for
- 7:03Speaker 3: that For that reason, Yes, I would say I would
- 7:05Speaker 3: want to be the first one to experience it, but
- 7:07Speaker 3: I don't know if I would be able to leave
- 7:08Speaker 3: without telling my kids I'm going. I think that would
- 7:11Speaker 3: bother me. If I was able to get a message
- 7:13Speaker 3: to them, then I would say, because I think I
- 7:16Speaker 3: would be, I would be. I know that they would worry.
- 7:20Speaker 2: It's fair.
- 7:20Speaker 3: It would be sad. I mean, I know you think that.
- 7:23Speaker 3: I know they probably say that they wouldn't be sad
- 7:25Speaker 3: if I was God, but I think they would be
- 7:27Speaker 3: sad after three days.
- 7:30Speaker 2: Well, I think they don't know how to function without you,
- 7:32Speaker 2: which I think is fair to say.
- 7:33Speaker 3: It's pretty scary. It's pretty sad.
- 7:36Speaker 2: Like my parents are visiting today and I feel like
- 7:39Speaker 2: we're both very self sufficient. Wall Actually, this is weird question.
- 7:42Speaker 2: Do you think you have a favorite child?
- 7:46Speaker 3: It depends on what day it is.
- 7:48Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fair.
- 7:49Speaker 3: I think you are the favorite.
- 7:50Speaker 2: I think, going back to what you said, it comes
- 7:53Speaker 2: in waves. Like right now, I'm like with my parents
- 7:55Speaker 2: and so all they do is talk about the other two.
- 7:58Speaker 2: But then I guarantee when they see my sister tomorrow,
- 8:01Speaker 2: they'll probably talks about me or like something. But I
- 8:03Speaker 2: guess you kind of do that too.
- 8:05Speaker 3: Of course they do.
- 8:05Speaker 2: When I'm mad.
- 8:06Speaker 3: Of course they talk about the other kids. If I'm
- 8:08Speaker 3: pissed off with them. As soon as they walk out
- 8:10Speaker 3: of the room and say something, I'm like, you believe
- 8:12Speaker 3: she's such a fucking asshole? No, I do, I say that.
- 8:17Speaker 3: But but also it's not that I wouldn't say it
- 8:19Speaker 3: right to their face. I would totally say it right
- 8:20Speaker 3: to their face.
- 8:21Speaker 2: I've seen and I've witnessed.
- 8:22Speaker 3: Out of me. But I think it depends on the kid.
- 8:26Speaker 3: Some days, sometimes I'm closer to Geral and sometimes I'm
- 8:28Speaker 3: closer to a. But sometimes I'm close to to Victoria.
- 8:31Speaker 3: But right now they're saying like, I'm that, but now
- 8:33Speaker 3: that Ave is home, I don't care about anybody, but
- 8:36Speaker 3: which is kind of true. I'm not gonna lie I do.
- 8:38Speaker 3: I think I think right now she needs the attention
- 8:40Speaker 3: because she's she just needs the attention.
- 8:43Speaker 2: But she's like your last one that you're trying to
- 8:44Speaker 2: like help grow, you know, Like the other two, like
- 8:47Speaker 2: hate to say it, they are who they are. They're
- 8:49Speaker 2: never going to change, you know what I mean. You
- 8:51Speaker 2: hit a certain age and that's it, Like that's not
- 8:54Speaker 2: a bad thing, like you just you're like no one.
- 8:57Speaker 2: They could say whatever they want to you. No one's
- 8:59Speaker 2: going to change anything.
- 9:00Speaker 3: Hm. I do agree with that. I think they're taught
- 9:04Speaker 3: that they are who they are right now. And yeah,
- 9:08Speaker 3: that's it. That Geraline is, that's it. She set her
- 9:11Speaker 3: way as Tory. Yeah, I don't know. But Ava is
- 9:15Speaker 3: still like it's still kind.
- 9:17Speaker 2: Of she's mouldible a little bit.
- 9:20Speaker 3: Yeah, she is mouldible, like.
- 9:21Speaker 2: She's still learning things and I feel like she's open
- 9:24Speaker 2: to a lot of things.
- 9:25Speaker 3: Do you think you're still multible?
- 9:27Speaker 2: No? No, I think you think I'm multiple and I
- 9:30Speaker 2: am not multiple.
- 9:31Speaker 3: I think I'm molded you.
- 9:32Speaker 2: I think you think. I think you think you push
- 9:35Speaker 2: it on me and I just but you have your moment.
- 9:39Speaker 3: And then no, I think I've I've had an impact
- 9:42Speaker 3: on on the way you think in the last couple
- 9:45Speaker 3: would you like to share, I think that I think
- 9:47Speaker 3: that you're more that you swing more conservatively now than
- 9:50Speaker 3: you did when I first met you, and I think
- 9:52Speaker 3: that I had I had some some good sound impact
- 9:56Speaker 3: of that.
- 9:57Speaker 2: I would like to say that I'm gonna say I
- 10:00Speaker 2: would say I'm pretty much kind of like a middle ground.
- 10:05Speaker 2: I would say my my agreeing with you in the
- 10:08Speaker 2: statement is I think the way the world is makes
- 10:11Speaker 2: me not so liberal, you know what I mean. Like,
- 10:14Speaker 2: I think there was a moment four years ago that
- 10:16Speaker 2: I did say and I was very liberal only because
- 10:20Speaker 2: of the fact of everything that was going on in
- 10:21Speaker 2: the world, whereas now I feel like everyone is so
- 10:25Speaker 2: sick of what was going on in the world that
- 10:26Speaker 2: it was like the agenda was pushed so so so much.
- 10:30Speaker 2: And I hate all of them, Yes, and I almost
- 10:32Speaker 2: like for me, you know, I wish there was like
- 10:34Speaker 2: no political party. I wish you could just vote on
- 10:37Speaker 2: a person.
- 10:37Speaker 3: But I don't consider myself a Republican.
- 10:41Speaker 2: I just yes, you do.
- 10:43Speaker 3: Because there's there's people on the right that I can't stand.
- 10:45Speaker 3: There's a lot of Rhinos I don't like. I don't
- 10:48Speaker 3: like Michian O'Connell. I don't like. There's a lot of
- 10:50Speaker 3: people of the Countless I can't stand. I don't like
- 10:52Speaker 3: any of There's a lot of people I don't like.
- 10:55Speaker 3: I think so Marjorie Tailorgreen is in. She's a fucking
- 10:58Speaker 3: con I like I like her her. I agree with
- 11:03Speaker 3: her what she says about the border, I do that,
- 11:06Speaker 3: but I think she's kookie. There's a lot of people
- 11:08Speaker 3: that I don't like it. Doesn't mean just because I
- 11:10Speaker 3: swing more to the right doesn't mean I like everything
- 11:13Speaker 3: about that party.
- 11:14Speaker 2: But don't you think about it, like think about it
- 11:16Speaker 2: like this, like you're not one, You're a person right
- 11:18Speaker 2: like you nobody. I think the way the world's working
- 11:21Speaker 2: out is nobody wants to be put in a box.
- 11:23Speaker 2: And the one thing, that thing, the one thing that
- 11:25Speaker 2: everyone is still trying to put in a box, is politics. Yeah,
- 11:28Speaker 2: and you're not this and you're not that.
- 11:30Speaker 3: The left, the left is much less tolerable than the
- 11:33Speaker 3: right is. If you don't like them, if you if
- 11:36Speaker 3: especially all the way to the left, if you don't
- 11:39Speaker 3: agree with them, they go crazy. They start yelling, they
- 11:42Speaker 3: start screaming. Where the people on the right are not
- 11:45Speaker 3: like that. They're more sensible. They'll talk to you, they'll
- 11:47Speaker 3: listen to you. I had to fight with with Dorrin
- 11:50Speaker 3: and I work the other day. She was creaming at
- 11:52Speaker 3: me like a crazy person. Like I'm like, dude, I'm
- 11:55Speaker 3: not yelling at you. I go I mentioned the debate.
- 11:59Speaker 3: She doesn't want to hear Trump's name, and she just
- 12:01Speaker 3: flew off the handle. I said, I can say whatever
- 12:04Speaker 3: I want. First of all, this is my business. If
- 12:05Speaker 3: I want to walk in and ask somebody if they
- 12:07Speaker 3: watch the debate, I'm allowed to do that. I am
- 12:10Speaker 3: allowed because you don't want to hear Trump. You're gonna
- 12:13Speaker 3: jump up and start screaming and say no. But that's
- 12:16Speaker 3: my problem with the left, all the way to the left,
- 12:18Speaker 3: the fall left. If you don't agree with them, they
- 12:21Speaker 3: go crazy. So they are not tolerant, and they're supposed
- 12:24Speaker 3: to be the side of tolerance. They're not tolerant unless I.
- 12:27Speaker 2: Think you, no matter what side, John, you should be
- 12:29Speaker 2: able to hold the conversation.
- 12:30Speaker 3: I think that the right is better at that. The
- 12:32Speaker 3: right we'll talk. I feel that people on the right
- 12:35Speaker 3: will be they'll make fun of people, and we're more
- 12:37Speaker 3: I think we're funny, Yeah, because we're more witty. I
- 12:39Speaker 3: think they just or everybody else all the way to
- 12:41Speaker 3: the left with cry babies. It's like they're only a hug.
- 12:45Speaker 3: They have to stop.
- 12:46Speaker 2: But you know, I think that you need more than
- 12:49Speaker 2: I need to know.
- 12:49Speaker 3: But I'm saying like I don't consider myself. I consider myself.
- 12:54Speaker 3: I don't want to say a maga Republican. I would
- 12:56Speaker 3: say I'm more to the right that I'm into the left,
- 13:00Speaker 3: but I am more. I am in the but I'm
- 13:01Speaker 3: in the middle. I'm for common sense. I'm not.
- 13:03Speaker 2: I don't, but I think it's a business owner for you,
- 13:07Speaker 2: I can be understanding of. And I'm not aging you,
- 13:10Speaker 2: but I'm saying like between like your age, you're a
- 13:12Speaker 2: business owner. You know you've lived a lot like life,
- 13:15Speaker 2: Like I understand why for you would be more conservative.
- 13:20Speaker 2: I think as you get older, I feel like I
- 13:22Speaker 2: see more and more people be conservative, where a lot
- 13:26Speaker 2: more younger people are like, I want to be free.
- 13:28Speaker 2: I want to do this.
- 13:29Speaker 3: Because they don't have to live in the World War,
- 13:31Speaker 3: because they're not paying for anything then their parents. Of course,
- 13:34Speaker 3: it's I was. I was a stone cold liberal when
- 13:36Speaker 3: I was a kid too.
- 13:38Speaker 2: I gives more rebellious five yes.
- 13:41Speaker 3: But but I still don't. I don't think I'm I
- 13:45Speaker 3: think i'm more. I'm more conservative, but I don't move
- 13:48Speaker 3: to the conservative stub. But I still think I'm more
- 13:50Speaker 3: in the middle for most things like yeah, well I'm
- 13:53Speaker 3: not completely against abortion and I'm not complete. I love
- 13:55Speaker 3: the I love gays. I mean, I have a pride
- 13:58Speaker 3: body every year, you know. But I think then even
- 14:01Speaker 3: more even people that they say on the right. The
- 14:04Speaker 3: more of the people that are on the right right now,
- 14:07Speaker 3: everybody I know that is on that is more swinging
- 14:10Speaker 3: more to the right. It has no problem with any
- 14:12Speaker 3: of these things either they're there. I think the people
- 14:15Speaker 3: now on the right are in the middle that I
- 14:16Speaker 3: would think that they would have been John FK Republican, y'anna.
- 14:21Speaker 2: What I think the big thing is is I think,
- 14:23Speaker 2: let's say, and I know, well Trump for example, right,
- 14:27Speaker 2: I think he gave a face to what I'm viewing
- 14:30Speaker 2: is white trash that like soft spot in the middle
- 14:33Speaker 2: of America that has three teeth, they dropped out of
- 14:36Speaker 2: school at like eighth grade, and like they are disgusting,
- 14:40Speaker 2: they're not educated, and they gave Trump gave them a
- 14:44Speaker 2: face and a place in the world being like, oh
- 14:47Speaker 2: he's our guy. He fucking hates this or our guns,
- 14:50Speaker 2: whatever the case is, right, And that's the problem that
- 14:53Speaker 2: he gave these people a voice almost when they shouldn't be,
- 14:59Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
- 14:59Speaker 3: But everybody should have a voice. Just because you don't
- 15:02Speaker 3: like somebody from middle of America doesn't mean.
- 15:04Speaker 2: I didn't say I don't like someone from Middle America.
- 15:06Speaker 3: You're being prejudiced against somebody too. That's being prejudiced.
- 15:09Speaker 2: I don't care. I will never associate with somebody like that.
- 15:12Speaker 3: But so then if I'm saying they want to associate
- 15:14Speaker 3: you with your gay it's saying the same thing. So
- 15:16Speaker 3: you're being just as prejudiced. So that's that's wrong.
- 15:18Speaker 2: So you can't then that's how I feel.
- 15:20Speaker 3: Okay, So if they feel that they because they're Christian,
- 15:23Speaker 3: that maybe they don't feel that way about you, then
- 15:25Speaker 3: you can't get mad because you should see so prejudice everywhere.
- 15:28Speaker 3: So how about this live and let live and nobody
- 15:30Speaker 3: could get upset.
- 15:31Speaker 2: I think that's fair.
- 15:32Speaker 3: Right in my room. So I'm saying this is where
- 15:34Speaker 3: I have to show people on the left with a hypocritical.
- 15:37Speaker 2: Well see, this is what I'm saying. If you could
- 15:39Speaker 2: vote based on a person, and I'm sure there's people
- 15:42Speaker 2: like you, you could be the.
- 15:44Speaker 3: Way Trump is because he's honest. Every politician is a
- 15:47Speaker 3: liar and smiles in your face. At least he says,
- 15:50Speaker 3: he says what's on his mind. And first of all,
- 15:53Speaker 3: Trump was a Democrat his whole life.
- 15:54Speaker 2: But I'm saying, as a person, I feel like if
- 15:56Speaker 2: he came out and said, I like gay people. Let's
- 15:59Speaker 2: fix gun laws. I don't give a fuck about abortion,
- 16:02Speaker 2: which I truthfully, I feel like it's probably his mind.
- 16:05Speaker 2: I think that's probably it's his mind. But he can't
- 16:07Speaker 2: lose the rest of the people who vote for him,
- 16:10Speaker 2: and that's the problem. Well, he did.
- 16:14Speaker 3: Those people that the other night. He says, I'm not
- 16:16Speaker 3: getting rid of abortion, he says, but he says it's
- 16:18Speaker 3: to the states. He goes, I'm not getting rid of
- 16:20Speaker 3: the the the the we'll call it the the after,
- 16:24Speaker 3: the morning after pill. He said that. He says, I understand,
- 16:27Speaker 3: he said the other name. I understand, I'm proportioned if
- 16:31Speaker 3: it's rape, incest, life threatening. That's what Trump said the
- 16:37Speaker 3: other night. He didn't say I totally am against abortion.
- 16:39Speaker 3: He didn't say that. He never said he was. He
- 16:42Speaker 3: had to not say he wasn't because he was. It
- 16:45Speaker 3: was he was being represented by the public applorty. And
- 16:47Speaker 3: he's not even really a Republican. He's been a Democrat
- 16:50Speaker 3: his whole life. He's been a Democratic whole life. He
- 16:53Speaker 3: used to hang out with Chuck Schuber. The Comos were
- 16:56Speaker 3: his friends, like, so it's not like he was on
- 17:00Speaker 3: that He became. He went to the party that took
- 17:04Speaker 3: him to so that he can run because he really
- 17:07Speaker 3: he said, at the end of the night, I am
- 17:09Speaker 3: only running. He says, I could be living my best
- 17:12Speaker 3: life right now. I could be living on one of
- 17:14Speaker 3: my properties, living out my life. I'm a billionaire. He's
- 17:17Speaker 3: got a care in the world. He ran in because
- 17:20Speaker 3: Joe Biden and his predecessor did so much damage to
- 17:25Speaker 3: this country that he wants to fix it. And I
- 17:27Speaker 3: believe that when he says that, I believe he wants
- 17:31Speaker 3: everybody's life better that I believe. I believe that in
- 17:35Speaker 3: my heart he does. I believe collectively as America, he
- 17:40Speaker 3: believe he loves this country and he wants everybody else
- 17:43Speaker 3: to love this country. And we should love the country
- 17:46Speaker 3: that we live in. Why how do you live in
- 17:48Speaker 3: a country that you say you hate them? Why are
- 17:49Speaker 3: you here?
- 17:50Speaker 2: Then leave? I would say, I hate the way it's run.
- 17:53Speaker 3: Well because there are assholes that are running it because
- 17:56Speaker 3: they're only doing it out of greed. They're doing it.
- 17:58Speaker 2: But don't you think it would be nice if you
- 18:00Speaker 2: couldn't make a career out of government.
- 18:02Speaker 3: No, there should be term.
- 18:04Speaker 2: Limits, thank you. I think when you put these assholes
- 18:08Speaker 2: and and they're in it for life. It's like obviously
- 18:11Speaker 2: someone's going to be and they're gonna be started.
- 18:13Speaker 3: For one, you voted for Joe White.
- 18:15Speaker 2: I didn't you voted.
- 18:16Speaker 3: But Trump is for he said it out for term limits.
- 18:20Speaker 3: He wants to set term limits. He's been saying that
- 18:23Speaker 3: since you first come in, we need to cut it off.
- 18:25Speaker 2: Trump for everybody, though, like no Supreme Court, but Supreme Court.
- 18:29Speaker 3: I could see it because they're on the because.
- 18:32Speaker 2: I look how trash half those people are. Literally like
- 18:36Speaker 2: who Marjorie Taylor Green?
- 18:39Speaker 3: Well, Marjorie Tillion is not in the Supreme Court, she's
- 18:41Speaker 3: she's in the house.
- 18:42Speaker 2: Who's the who's the girl?
- 18:43Speaker 3: What girl?
- 18:45Speaker 2: I'd have to googlee Jackson. No, there's a girl who's
- 18:48Speaker 2: a major cunt.
- 18:49Speaker 3: Who what the the one the barren?
- 18:53Speaker 2: No? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on?
- 18:56Speaker 3: Is she white or black?
- 18:58Speaker 2: White?
- 18:59Speaker 3: The one that Trump put in the Christian.
- 19:03Speaker 2: I'm not thinking of someone helped me here.
- 19:06Speaker 3: Who is Karen Why?
- 19:08Speaker 2: I hate her too, But it's not her. I love
- 19:13Speaker 2: her daughter though. I think her daughter is so funny.
- 19:18Speaker 2: I'm looking up the names right now, and I see
- 19:20Speaker 2: the name.
- 19:23Speaker 3: Did Trump put her in, Yes, the one who's the Christian.
- 19:27Speaker 3: She's very smart. She's a smart woman. Why do you
- 19:31Speaker 3: why do you not like her?
- 19:32Speaker 2: Oh, Amy Barrett, that's why I like her. Oh my god,
- 19:37Speaker 2: have you ever seen her like just speak?
- 19:40Speaker 3: What are you?
- 19:40Speaker 2: I think it's so demeaning and just her. I don't know.
- 19:44Speaker 3: Well, I think she's brilliant. She's she was the only
- 19:47Speaker 3: one that was sitting at the ad and when she
- 19:49Speaker 3: was being when she was being interviewed by Congress, she
- 19:51Speaker 3: didn't even have a note with her. She she just
- 19:54Speaker 3: does it all memory. She's she's she has adoptive children.
- 19:57Speaker 2: She's just because you're educated and like what you want
- 20:01Speaker 2: to say, memorize something? Why do you like her? Give
- 20:05Speaker 2: me an example.
- 20:06Speaker 3: I think she's a brilliant woman. I think she's a
- 20:08Speaker 3: smart woman. I loved what she was saying when she
- 20:10Speaker 3: was being interviewed as a as a court justice. She has,
- 20:14Speaker 3: she has adoptive children. She's adopted. She adopted kids from
- 20:18Speaker 3: Africa for kids.
- 20:19Speaker 2: From China, just because somebody.
- 20:23Speaker 3: She's a brilliant woman. She she raises a family, she
- 20:27Speaker 3: does everything. That's what I love about her as a woman.
- 20:29Speaker 3: She didn't give up her role as a woman to
- 20:32Speaker 3: just be a Supreme Court justice. She still wanted to
- 20:35Speaker 3: raise a family, and she did. She went to college,
- 20:38Speaker 3: she still she still raised her family, she still was
- 20:41Speaker 3: she still was a wife to her husband. I just
- 20:43Speaker 3: think that that's beautiful that she did that. And if
- 20:45Speaker 3: you listen to her, she's very intelligent, she's very smart.
- 20:49Speaker 3: You think her. John J. Jackson is smart. She's the
- 20:52Speaker 3: biggest fucking racist on the face of the art.
- 20:54Speaker 2: I'm not the people I think they all should be.
- 20:57Speaker 3: She she she's a racist.
- 21:01Speaker 2: I would love a wipe clean of the government and
- 21:03Speaker 2: we just start fresh.
- 21:04Speaker 3: Well, we need to get people in there that we
- 21:06Speaker 3: should that we should have that.
- 21:08Speaker 2: But but I also think you should not be eighty
- 21:09Speaker 2: years old.
- 21:11Speaker 3: No, but if you're if you're with it eight year old,
- 21:15Speaker 3: I think it's fine.
- 21:16Speaker 2: Listen Trump, who's with an eighty year old? You should
- 21:18Speaker 2: just be chill with it.
- 21:20Speaker 3: Trump.
- 21:20Speaker 2: I feel like, if you can't fly a plane at
- 21:23Speaker 2: even sixty five, you shouldn't be able to run a country.
- 21:27Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's people who are smart, I mean, and
- 21:30Speaker 3: who can who still run their companies at that age.
- 21:34Speaker 3: I mean, I I you know, if you're if you're
- 21:36Speaker 3: with it and you could do it. Doesn't mean that
- 21:37Speaker 3: athletically you can run a marathon.
- 21:39Speaker 2: But I think if the I think if this country
- 21:42Speaker 2: voted and said, let's see what the age ceiling should
- 21:47Speaker 2: be for government officials, everybody would vote, not about like
- 21:51Speaker 2: seventy or something.
- 21:53Speaker 3: I would say seventy five. That's fine, seventy five because
- 21:57Speaker 3: I think that's somebody who's got who has who's smart,
- 21:59Speaker 3: who's older, who's more, who's whose has a lot of
- 22:04Speaker 3: life experience. That's who I would want there. That's what
- 22:07Speaker 3: I want. I want somebody who's got life experience. I
- 22:09Speaker 3: think that.
- 22:10Speaker 2: People at so someone who's in their fifties. You don't
- 22:13Speaker 2: think someone who's forty five could run the country.
- 22:15Speaker 3: Why, I don't think that they have enough? They think
- 22:17Speaker 3: that too. There's still there's still it's middle aged to
- 22:20Speaker 3: the middle aged. Midlife crisis is they're they're worried about
- 22:23Speaker 3: other things. They didn't do it.
- 22:25Speaker 2: I'm going to pivot this. When was your midlife crisis?
- 22:27Speaker 2: Do you think you had a midlife crisis?
- 22:29Speaker 3: So, I think I totally had a midlife crisis.
- 22:31Speaker 2: When was your midlife crisis?
- 22:33Speaker 3: When I was forty? When I was.
- 22:35Speaker 2: Forty forty, forty on.
- 22:37Speaker 3: The Dog forty two forty three.
- 22:39Speaker 2: Why, I just like, is it a feeling or something happened?
- 22:43Speaker 3: So I think I started worrying more about how really
- 22:46Speaker 3: like I was crazy about how I looked, and I
- 22:49Speaker 3: was like I was doing a lot of fillers and
- 22:52Speaker 3: botox then, and I just felt I just felt like
- 22:57Speaker 3: I was. I was like worried about getting older, Like
- 23:00Speaker 3: I just forty was worse than being.
- 23:02Speaker 2: Thirty interesting, like you feel more adult?
- 23:06Speaker 3: No, I just it was a hot age for visuals.
- 23:09Speaker 2: Visuals.
- 23:10Speaker 3: No, I don't know it was the number was hot.
- 23:12Speaker 3: Like I when I turned thirty, I was like all right,
- 23:14Speaker 3: And when I turned forty, it was just like.
- 23:18Speaker 2: Like what the fuck are we doing?
- 23:19Speaker 3: And then I turned fifty and I was I'm cool, yeah,
- 23:21Speaker 3: just like it's cool, it's cool. Yeah, you know, all right,
- 23:24Speaker 3: I'm fifty.
- 23:25Speaker 2: So forty is a tough one.
- 23:26Speaker 3: Forty was tougher than fifty. Fifty was easier. Fifty was like, yeah, okay,
- 23:30Speaker 3: I'm with it. I'm cool, I'm all right, I'm chilling vibes.
- 23:35Speaker 2: So what happened?
- 23:35Speaker 3: What about you?
- 23:36Speaker 2: I don't think I've hit my midlife crisis. Yet, but
- 23:38Speaker 2: you're not.
- 23:39Speaker 3: You're not ready to find I'm saying, didn't. What How
- 23:42Speaker 3: did you feel when you hit? When you hit and
- 23:45Speaker 3: you're thirty?
- 23:45Speaker 2: When you hit thirty, I think the number was scary
- 23:48Speaker 2: and I want to I find weird. Is I feel
- 23:50Speaker 2: like in a gay world thirty is like old, it's
- 23:52Speaker 2: old so thirsty.
- 23:53Speaker 3: People know that and wait till you guys.
- 23:56Speaker 2: Yeah, I think thirty in gay years is old to
- 24:01Speaker 2: people where once you hit thirty it's super chill. No
- 24:05Speaker 2: one thinks about it. But there's people whoill message me
- 24:07Speaker 2: and be like, oh my god, you're thirty and I'm
- 24:09Speaker 2: like I'm thirty one, and they're like iw I'm like,
- 24:12Speaker 2: why is that ill? Like I was like, you're dming
- 24:15Speaker 2: me right, Like it's like you're obviously attracted or something
- 24:19Speaker 2: or whatever. I was like, why is that ill? Yes?
- 24:22Speaker 2: Which listen to hook up with someone who's twenty one
- 24:26Speaker 2: and be thirty one? It does feel you see a difference. Yeah,
- 24:32Speaker 2: Like I can't relate to them. No, Like they have
- 24:35Speaker 2: no job, they don't know what the fun like, it's
- 24:37Speaker 2: just not not it.
- 24:38Speaker 3: If you are fifty, would you date somebody who was
- 24:40Speaker 3: twenty one? No? You would you would?
- 24:43Speaker 2: Here's the thing I think hooking up is different than dating,
- 24:46Speaker 2: Like if I'm gonna have to like listen to your stories,
- 24:49Speaker 2: listen to your friends, listen to you know, Like there's
- 24:52Speaker 2: a lot that comes with literally dating someone. You know,
- 24:55Speaker 2: Like it's not just me and you dating. It's like
- 24:59Speaker 2: you have to sign up for my friends, you have
- 25:00Speaker 2: to send it for my parents and my family, and right,
- 25:03Speaker 2: you know what I'm into? You know, like if I
- 25:05Speaker 2: if I'm fifty and I'm dating someone who's twenty one,
- 25:08Speaker 2: they still want to go out. I have to, you know,
- 25:11Speaker 2: go to their best friend's twenty first birthday party. Like
- 25:13Speaker 2: I don't want to do that. I don't even want
- 25:14Speaker 2: to go now when I'm thirty one.
- 25:16Speaker 3: You know what I love? Well, why did these old
- 25:18Speaker 3: Why do heterosexual men do that?
- 25:21Speaker 2: Because I think most men lead with the head of
- 25:25Speaker 2: their penis, and so if they're going to get it,
- 25:28Speaker 2: and also they got to do is like pay the
- 25:29Speaker 2: rent that they're already paying and some dumb, broke blonde
- 25:34Speaker 2: bimbo wants to move in go for it, you know.
- 25:37Speaker 3: And they don't care because they don't care. So would
- 25:39Speaker 3: you would you find gay men are smarter in that way,
- 25:43Speaker 3: and they wouldn't go out with somebody that muchonga.
- 25:45Speaker 2: I think they would feel like somebody in my position
- 25:49Speaker 2: right like I feel like I'm doing, you know, fairly
- 25:51Speaker 2: well like career Jeff business e wise, you know that.
- 25:55Speaker 2: I think if I met somebody younger, I I'm not
- 25:58Speaker 2: necessarily looking for like a part ner necessarily. I just
- 26:01Speaker 2: want somebody who like fits in with my life, like
- 26:02Speaker 2: I don't need something from anybody where I feel like
- 26:06Speaker 2: a lot of these like straight men kind of get
- 26:09Speaker 2: off on having somebody younger feel like they need them
- 26:11Speaker 2: and they want them because they don't have a leg
- 26:14Speaker 2: to stand on. And I think those straight men are
- 26:16Speaker 2: kind of those type of people who like like the
- 26:18Speaker 2: old school views almost that like they want to cater
- 26:22Speaker 2: to a woman, like feel wanted and like you know,
- 26:24Speaker 2: they're like I got a baby, don't worry, you know,
- 26:26Speaker 2: Like they like that kind of shit and that young
- 26:29Speaker 2: girl's gonna gas them up and make him feel good
- 26:30Speaker 2: about himself. They don't where you don't give a fuck,
- 26:33Speaker 2: you know what I mean, you'd be like you fucking
- 26:35Speaker 2: your shoes are ugly? Why you wearing this? You know
- 26:38Speaker 2: what I mean? Like you would just like talk shit
- 26:39Speaker 2: about it, which is fine. Yeah, But like I feel
- 26:42Speaker 2: like I'm not gonna say middle aged women, but like
- 26:45Speaker 2: middle aged women are more like comfortable. They don't give
- 26:47Speaker 2: a fuck. They're confident with who they are. Younger girls
- 26:50Speaker 2: they're not confident. You know, they could talk a big
- 26:52Speaker 2: game all day, they're not confident. They don't have fucking
- 26:55Speaker 2: a thousand dollars in their bank account, Like they've got nothing, nothing.
- 26:59Speaker 3: And they're going to talk. So if they're going.
- 27:02Speaker 2: To, all they have is their body. When you're twenty one,
- 27:04Speaker 2: you are a body and that's it, and that's it.
- 27:07Speaker 2: You know, that's all you want.
- 27:09Speaker 3: So that's what I love.
- 27:11Speaker 2: So it's unfortunate for women, you know, your age, because
- 27:14Speaker 2: you are going to get the shit end of the
- 27:16Speaker 2: stick when it comes to stuff like that, because the
- 27:19Speaker 2: straight men end of the stick.
- 27:20Speaker 3: It's crazy.
- 27:21Speaker 2: The straight men are assholes.
- 27:23Speaker 3: They are wressles. Well not all of them.
- 27:25Speaker 2: But some of the most are. But we need them
- 27:27Speaker 2: for some reason, you know.
- 27:28Speaker 3: No, But I like not all of them. I have
- 27:31Speaker 3: to say that there are a handful that are really
- 27:33Speaker 3: that are screwed up. But they're all good men out there.
- 27:36Speaker 3: They're all good men out there.
- 27:37Speaker 2: Then why are you single?
- 27:39Speaker 3: I've been with somebody since I'm eighteen years old. They've
- 27:41Speaker 3: been a relationship, So now i'm single now, so maybe
- 27:44Speaker 3: I need to be in a relationship with me.
- 27:47Speaker 2: That's fair.
- 27:47Speaker 3: I think it's time for me to be with gen
- 27:50Speaker 3: and learn to be in a.
- 27:52Speaker 2: Relationships like internally. Yeah, and now that your kids are out,
- 27:55Speaker 2: you can like do your own thing.
- 27:57Speaker 3: Yeah, And you know what I want to find the
- 27:59Speaker 3: I want to find somebody who can like take, like,
- 28:02Speaker 3: do what I want.
- 28:03Speaker 2: To do and tie you up.
- 28:06Speaker 3: But I want to listen.
- 28:10Speaker 2: Trunk tied up. And then you could say, oh, we're
- 28:14Speaker 2: just doing this because you said you wanted this.
- 28:16Speaker 3: No, but I but I want somebody who wants to
- 28:21Speaker 3: travel with me and do things that I like to
- 28:24Speaker 3: do and support me with what I want to do.
- 28:27Speaker 3: And I feel like, you know, I haven't found that
- 28:30Speaker 3: person who really wants to do that. I think most
- 28:33Speaker 3: of the guys I've been with in my life want
- 28:35Speaker 3: to rule over me and they want to make me.
- 28:40Speaker 3: They want to bring they want to keep me down.
- 28:42Speaker 3: They're not happy that I've moved up. I feel like
- 28:44Speaker 3: I feel like.
- 28:45Speaker 2: That I feel like you've never been with someone who
- 28:47Speaker 2: pushes you to be better.
- 28:48Speaker 3: No, I feel like that they're either jealous that I'm
- 28:51Speaker 3: better or they and or they don't want me to
- 28:54Speaker 3: be better because they're jealous of who I might meet,
- 28:57Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Or they might be jealous
- 28:59Speaker 3: of who that I might look at them and say,
- 29:02Speaker 3: what am I doing with them?
- 29:03Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 29:03Speaker 3: It's just really weird. It's like, you know, and but
- 29:07Speaker 3: I'm holding not that person. If I love you, I
- 29:09Speaker 3: love you, and if I want to be with you,
- 29:10Speaker 3: I'm going to be with you. But I'm I don't
- 29:13Speaker 3: want to be anybody's mommy anymore. That's right, Well, I don't,
- 29:17Speaker 3: and I laugh and I look at and I'm like,
- 29:19Speaker 3: and I definitely don't want to date anybody younger than
- 29:21Speaker 3: me because I definitely don't want to raise another person.
- 29:24Speaker 2: So I see you with older.
- 29:27Speaker 3: Yeah, I I do. I need to be with somebody
- 29:29Speaker 3: a little bit older, right thing. I think I need
- 29:31Speaker 3: to be with somebody who's established, and I think I
- 29:33Speaker 3: need to be somebody who's very successful. I need to
- 29:37Speaker 3: be with somebody who could do what I want at
- 29:39Speaker 3: the drop of a hat. That's what I want.
- 29:41Speaker 2: But you want to know. What's weird is you don't
- 29:42Speaker 2: I feel like you don't try.
- 29:44Speaker 3: It's not that I don't try.
- 29:46Speaker 2: I was just what if you just start swiping on
- 29:49Speaker 2: you know, dating app or something. You're not a swiper.
- 29:52Speaker 3: I'm not a swiper. I can't WoT a swiper. I
- 29:54Speaker 3: have to meet somebody old school, like do a friend in.
- 29:57Speaker 2: A box, Like someone just knocks your person this street
- 30:00Speaker 2: and then it's like, let me pick up.
- 30:02Speaker 3: For you, Like I'm at a store and he's grabbing
- 30:04Speaker 3: the top to a para of drama set and I'm
- 30:06Speaker 3: grabbing the bottom to a pajama set like that to
- 30:08Speaker 3: a me cute?
- 30:09Speaker 2: What about like a Patty stanger, like a million dollar
- 30:11Speaker 2: matchmaker situation? Do you think you would trust somebody to
- 30:14Speaker 2: hook you up with someone based on like a test.
- 30:17Speaker 3: I would love to see who they would find for me.
- 30:19Speaker 3: I told you that would were the developed bigger show that.
- 30:22Speaker 3: I just sent it a video with that. It's for
- 30:27Speaker 3: women over fifty, successful women over fifty getting match made
- 30:32Speaker 3: for with men who can't find men who can't find
- 30:36Speaker 3: comparable men. And it's so funny how these beautiful, powerful,
- 30:41Speaker 3: smart women they don't have a partner because it's it's
- 30:46Speaker 3: so hard to find men who first of all, can
- 30:48Speaker 3: deal with the woman who's powerful, a deal with a
- 30:52Speaker 3: woman who's who has a you know, his business smartel
- 30:55Speaker 3: is a thriving business, and it's just.
- 30:58Speaker 2: It's just well, I feel like for you, you want
- 30:59Speaker 2: to meet somebody like who's gonna bring as much to
- 31:02Speaker 2: the table as maybe you're bringing to the table. Right,
- 31:04Speaker 2: that's what I want.
- 31:05Speaker 3: Now, Yeah I didn't, but before I didn't care, But
- 31:09Speaker 3: now I realize it's it's not going to work any
- 31:11Speaker 3: other way. I just feel like it's just not going
- 31:13Speaker 3: to work.
- 31:14Speaker 2: I think even for just life, right, Like you want
- 31:16Speaker 2: to be able to travel, You want to be able
- 31:18Speaker 2: to go shopping. You want to be able to like
- 31:20Speaker 2: do fun things that somebody who doesn't have that same
- 31:22Speaker 2: drive as you, no, either can't do or doesn't even
- 31:25Speaker 2: want to day then if.
- 31:25Speaker 3: They don't want to do it. But you know what
- 31:27Speaker 3: now at the time of my life, well, like I
- 31:29Speaker 3: want to enjoy my life. I want to have fun.
- 31:32Speaker 3: I want to go you know what I'm saying, Like.
- 31:34Speaker 2: Where do you want to travel to? Where do you
- 31:35Speaker 2: want to go? Like? What what's missing that You're like,
- 31:38Speaker 2: I've never been, but I really want to go.
- 31:40Speaker 3: I mean, I just give me a beach and a drink.
- 31:43Speaker 3: You know, I don't drink anymore anyway, but I I know,
- 31:47Speaker 3: you know.
- 31:47Speaker 2: I was like, let's just remember a time that I
- 31:51Speaker 2: saw you on the floor of a bar during COVID
- 31:54Speaker 2: on mushrooms and you were wasted, and I was like,
- 31:57Speaker 2: what the fuck is yon? And then every time I
- 31:59Speaker 2: talk to someone new, they're like, oh, she's drunk. And
- 32:01Speaker 2: then I talked to someone else like, wait, I gave
- 32:02Speaker 2: her mushrooms. I was like, this all is making sense
- 32:05Speaker 2: while she's I mean, that's the last time I saw you.
- 32:09Speaker 2: That's the last time I saw you really fucked up.
- 32:11Speaker 3: I was wasted. I don't know where. I don't know
- 32:14Speaker 3: why I even took the mushrooms. I go, what am
- 32:16Speaker 3: I flat? What am I twenty? I just thought it
- 32:20Speaker 3: was a good idea at the time to take a
- 32:22Speaker 3: magic mushroom, and it wasn't a good idea.
- 32:26Speaker 2: You know what's funny is that was the day that
- 32:28Speaker 2: you were like, I'm so hungry, and I was like,
- 32:31Speaker 2: all right, like, let's go get snacks, and you went
- 32:33Speaker 2: to my fridge and you're like, how do you live
- 32:36Speaker 2: like this, And I was like, what do you mean.
- 32:38Speaker 2: I was like, I just buy things when I want them,
- 32:40Speaker 2: But I don't keep anything in my apartment, Like I'm
- 32:43Speaker 2: only there like fifteen days a month, Like I don't
- 32:45Speaker 2: have stacks.
- 32:45Speaker 3: Post every vituaty video. Everybody loved that video. That was
- 32:50Speaker 3: so funny. I was one of the most random things.
- 32:52Speaker 2: What was in my fridge? Do you remember those Mochi
- 32:55Speaker 2: mo chi ice cream which I believe were yours but.
- 32:57Speaker 3: They were frozen. They were freezing burned, but they would
- 33:00Speaker 3: freeze and burn. They had rustle over them. There was ketchup,
- 33:05Speaker 3: and then there was like pickles. That was it.
- 33:08Speaker 2: I would never have pickle was something?
- 33:11Speaker 3: What was it was like random? It was I don't
- 33:12Speaker 3: know what it was. It was something else in a
- 33:14Speaker 3: jaw that was in there.
- 33:15Speaker 2: I don't know. It was just pesto.
- 33:17Speaker 3: It was pesto and no pasta. Was just pesta.
- 33:20Speaker 2: Something I was And then we went to the grocery
- 33:23Speaker 2: store and I was like, oh, like, you bought me
- 33:25Speaker 2: a whole bunch of snacks or something. We're walking out
- 33:28Speaker 2: the door and there's like this little cactus and You're like,
- 33:31Speaker 2: I'm taking this. I give enough money to the government
- 33:33Speaker 2: and I was like, thanks for my new house plan
- 33:36Speaker 2: you still and I was like that's fair. I was like,
- 33:41Speaker 2: it's cute.
- 33:41Speaker 3: Fair.
- 33:42Speaker 2: I still have it.
- 33:43Speaker 3: I know it's you love. Do you take care of it?
- 33:47Speaker 2: I mean, it's not very hard to take care of you.
- 33:49Speaker 2: If you suck at plants, buy a cactus, you water
- 33:52Speaker 2: it once a month, it's still fucking a love.
- 33:53Speaker 3: It doesn't it's not dying because it won't die.
- 33:57Speaker 2: I sometimes think you maybe put some like juju on
- 33:59Speaker 2: it that it's like still there. Maybe it's like a
- 34:01Speaker 2: camera and you're like, Jeff, where are you? And I'm like, oh,
- 34:04Speaker 2: I'm out, and you're like your home, bitch, answer your
- 34:06Speaker 2: phone phone. I know.
- 34:08Speaker 3: Do you think do you think that you are gonna
- 34:12Speaker 3: Do you think that you're gonna find somebody and like
- 34:16Speaker 3: to marriage. You think that that's what's gonna happen with you.
- 34:19Speaker 2: I think that's a good goal. But I don't think
- 34:21Speaker 2: they live in the US. I don't think so. I
- 34:23Speaker 2: think we got an outsource. I feel like it been
- 34:26Speaker 2: around the block for like yeah, Like i feel like
- 34:29Speaker 2: I've done this for ten years and it's just me
- 34:31Speaker 2: in my right hand and I've gotten.
- 34:33Speaker 3: Nowhere and fucked everybody in New Definitely.
- 34:35Speaker 2: No, I've got a lot to go a lot.
- 34:38Speaker 3: You've been a lot.
- 34:39Speaker 2: I'm like, less than one hundred for actual sex, less
- 34:42Speaker 2: than a hundred. One hundred blow jobs don't count.
- 34:45Speaker 3: How many blow jobs do they get?
- 34:46Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you that.
- 34:48Speaker 3: A thousand, that's jeffs.
- 34:52Speaker 2: I would say in between five hundred and a thousand,
- 34:55Speaker 2: and that's like brushing your teeth in the morning. They
- 34:57Speaker 2: could come over, you do it in ten minutes, they
- 34:59Speaker 2: leave you, shake hands, you're like peace.
- 35:01Speaker 3: So basically a blowjob is like shaking hands.
- 35:03Speaker 2: Basically, yeah, how many guys like I know you're not
- 35:06Speaker 2: a guy, but the guys here I guarantee all of
- 35:08Speaker 2: them don't wash their hands after they pee. It's just
- 35:11Speaker 2: like normal, Like my dick is like touching my arm.
- 35:16Speaker 2: You know, it's the same ship. It's not like you
- 35:19Speaker 2: pee on your hand.
- 35:21Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, you know, I don't I couldn't
- 35:23Speaker 3: give a thousand blow jobs in my lifetime.
- 35:26Speaker 2: Well you must not brush your teeth either, so no.
- 35:28Speaker 2: I So basically, when i'm your age, no, I have
- 35:38Speaker 2: to like kind of appreciate your company. If I'm gonna swallow.
- 35:41Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate swallowing. I hate I get.
- 35:43Speaker 2: Well, if you can't even blow someone, how are you
- 35:45Speaker 2: gonna swallow it.
- 35:46Speaker 3: That I can't. It's just that I don't there's no
- 35:48Speaker 3: reason for me to win anymore. Like there has to
- 35:51Speaker 3: be necessary, it has to be something attached to it.
- 35:54Speaker 2: Now, maybe this is why you're single.
- 35:56Speaker 3: No, it's not. It's totally not. I just it's not
- 35:59Speaker 3: like I do it, and I wasn't good at it
- 36:01Speaker 3: when I was younger. I just now as I got.
- 36:03Speaker 2: Older, I just was like, the lips gotta do something right,
- 36:06Speaker 2: tired to do it? Now, the lips gotta do something.
- 36:09Speaker 3: I have a reason now to do it. Like I
- 36:10Speaker 3: feel like I'm not having been motivated.
- 36:13Speaker 2: I think when the right guy comes along. Actually, let's
- 36:15Speaker 2: talk shit about this for a second. You recently went
- 36:17Speaker 2: on a day, not a date, but you were maybe
- 36:20Speaker 2: like texting someone, but then he sent you an explicit photo.
- 36:24Speaker 2: Do you think explicit photos are not for you or
- 36:27Speaker 2: like people at your.
- 36:28Speaker 3: I don't like. I don't like that. I don't know.
- 36:32Speaker 3: It kind of turns me off when people do that
- 36:34Speaker 3: to me.
- 36:35Speaker 2: I think that, But do you ask for it or
- 36:37Speaker 2: he just blindly sent.
- 36:38Speaker 3: That, blindly sent it to me. I'm like, all right,
- 36:40Speaker 3: well I'm not talking to you.
- 36:42Speaker 2: You didn't send one back.
- 36:44Speaker 3: No, I don't like that. I thought it was intrusive.
- 36:46Speaker 3: And how did he know that? I even really wanted
- 36:49Speaker 3: to hang out with him? Like for you to do
- 36:50Speaker 3: that to me, it was just like you you're assuming
- 36:53Speaker 3: that I'm going to have sex.
- 36:54Speaker 2: Give it up.
- 36:55Speaker 3: Maybe I just just liked you and gave you my
- 36:57Speaker 3: phone both to talk to you because I wanted to
- 37:00Speaker 3: get to know you as a friend. And now you're
- 37:01Speaker 3: sending me dick what are we sixteen?
- 37:04Speaker 2: Like yeah, but like I feel like people send them
- 37:06Speaker 2: to me all the time, and it's kind of like
- 37:08Speaker 2: thirty one.
- 37:09Speaker 3: I'm fifty four. Like it's a big difference.
- 37:11Speaker 2: Now do dicks get uglier with age? I don't even know,
- 37:15Speaker 2: totally get ugly? With what happens? They sad level the bulls.
- 37:20Speaker 3: They look like eggplants. It's it's really fucking scary, Like.
- 37:24Speaker 2: Mike, does the hardness go down? I don't know, Like this,
- 37:28Speaker 2: the firmness of a dick at thirty feel like a
- 37:30Speaker 2: firmness of a dick at fifty five.
- 37:31Speaker 3: Guys now we're on Viagua whenever. My age.
- 37:33Speaker 2: Now, as long as it's hard, it's fine.
- 37:35Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't stop. Yeah, but it's like I think
- 37:38Speaker 3: that they look I don't have a thought Dick's were pretty, So.
- 37:41Speaker 2: That's why you didn't like the dick pick.
- 37:43Speaker 3: Then I just don't. I just think it's intrusive.
- 37:46Speaker 2: But do you take naked photos of yourself? I feel
- 37:48Speaker 2: like you do, like all this cosmetic shit. You don't
- 37:49Speaker 2: take like photos of yourself because you're feeling yourself.
- 37:52Speaker 3: I haven't taken any of myself. You know, when when
- 37:56Speaker 3: we were Ray with me and Ray first started dating,
- 37:58Speaker 3: we always just to take picture of me. You know,
- 38:01Speaker 3: I would take a lot of pictures of you. I
- 38:03Speaker 3: don't know. I just don't. I guess because in the
- 38:05Speaker 3: last couple of years I didn't feel I felt heavier
- 38:08Speaker 3: or whatever. Now that I lost wave, maybe I saw Yeah.
- 38:11Speaker 2: But you know, when you get out of the shower
- 38:12Speaker 2: and you just look down, sometimes you're like, oh, this
- 38:14Speaker 2: is hot, it's like a steamy You just take a
- 38:16Speaker 2: selfie in the mirror. You don't have to sound it,
- 38:18Speaker 2: like when your tits are flopping, You're like, damn, I
- 38:20Speaker 2: just look really good. Today. Let me just snag a
- 38:22Speaker 2: photo real quick.
- 38:23Speaker 3: You know what, when you're older, you don't think that way.
- 38:25Speaker 3: You're just happy to get out of the shallow without
- 38:27Speaker 3: having a Jesus Christ, I can get in bed.
- 38:31Speaker 2: But your just look good. You got them done, like
- 38:32Speaker 2: they're like, I know they're good.
- 38:34Speaker 3: I think because I think maybe because I've been there,
- 38:36Speaker 3: done that, and I think it's different now. I think
- 38:38Speaker 3: when you're older it's different. I don't know. I think
- 38:42Speaker 3: it's more like things are more like I'd rather more
- 38:45Speaker 3: things more playful and more like like you know, like
- 38:49Speaker 3: like affectionate more than sexual. Maybe does that make sense?
- 38:52Speaker 2: I think if I ever saw you be affectionate with
- 38:55Speaker 2: someone being like, oh baby, I got this, don't worry,
- 38:58Speaker 2: and you like rub somebody, like yeah, what the fuck
- 38:59Speaker 2: are you doing? I'd be like this is so not you,
- 39:02Speaker 2: Like I feel like, unless you look at some guy
- 39:04Speaker 2: and you're like, here, eat this fucking thing, like, I'd
- 39:06Speaker 2: be like, that's when I know she's into you. That's
- 39:09Speaker 2: why I'm like, oh, she likes him. If I saw
- 39:11Speaker 2: you like rubbed the back of some guys, I'd be like,
- 39:12Speaker 2: what the fuck is she?
- 39:14Speaker 3: Could you imagine?
- 39:14Speaker 2: I'd be running around the room being like, who gave
- 39:17Speaker 2: Jen mushrooms? That's what I would ask, What drug did
- 39:21Speaker 2: you put? I was like, she's being way too nice
- 39:24Speaker 2: right now in my food.
- 39:29Speaker 3: So if I saw it acting like that, anybody, you know, John.
- 39:32Speaker 2: If Jen shows you affection, she did some ship.
- 39:34Speaker 3: Jeff spiked my food with mushrooms, magic mushrooms. I don't know.
- 39:38Speaker 3: I know that that's what you're gonna do to me
- 39:39Speaker 3: one day.
- 39:40Speaker 2: You're just not to me when I'm at work, please
- 39:42Speaker 2: trust me. I don't want to deal with that work either.
- 39:45Speaker 2: I was like, I will not do it there. I
- 39:47Speaker 2: will not do it there. Maybe like, uh, like a
- 39:51Speaker 2: Hampton's party, because that would be funny. You would like
- 39:53Speaker 2: end up in the pool being like water and everybody like,
- 39:56Speaker 2: get this bitch out of the pool. That's what it happened.
- 40:00Speaker 2: You know, I would jump right in the You would
- 40:01Speaker 2: jump right in the pool.
- 40:02Speaker 3: Nobody else is in the point would jump right in.
- 40:04Speaker 3: You know that I was gonna do it the other
- 40:06Speaker 3: day of Vanessa Gordon's party, I was totally jumping.
- 40:08Speaker 2: I mean that she was hot.
- 40:09Speaker 3: Vanessa. We loved your party, but it was fucking hot
- 40:12Speaker 3: at the party.
- 40:13Speaker 2: Next year, let's do a pool party.
- 40:15Speaker 3: Yes, and we're gonna do a Pride pool party next year.
- 40:17Speaker 2: Joe. Oh yeah, hopefully they opened the fucking pool.
- 40:20Speaker 3: If they opened the fucking pool, we could have went
- 40:22Speaker 3: in the pool.
- 40:22Speaker 2: Hopefully it's in twenty twenty four, because I'm not going
- 40:25Speaker 2: back to that place until there's a pool.
- 40:28Speaker 3: You know what, You're not going back there. And it
- 40:29Speaker 3: was only that one time.
- 40:31Speaker 2: That one well, they wanted me to do like a
- 40:32Speaker 2: weekly gig, but I was like, until there's working water,
- 40:36Speaker 2: Like I can't be on cement and New York is hot,
- 40:40Speaker 2: it's too hot.
- 40:41Speaker 3: And then there's no reprieve on that roof. I mean,
- 40:44Speaker 3: it's a beautiful view.
- 40:45Speaker 2: The view is sick. It's gonna be amazing when there's
- 40:47Speaker 2: a pool. But until there's a pool, I can find.
- 40:51Speaker 3: Please fix your pool and I will totally, totally, totally
- 40:55Speaker 3: in the pool and we'll come in and most getting
- 40:57Speaker 3: dep because Jeff's gonna give me magic mushrooms and.
- 41:00Speaker 2: And Jen's gonna drown and have a lawsuit. All right, Well,
- 41:04Speaker 2: this has been so fun.
- 41:06Speaker 3: I know it's been a great show. When you come
- 41:08Speaker 3: back and sit with me as my guest again.
- 41:10Speaker 2: Next time, I guess I'll think about it.
- 41:12Speaker 3: He's always sitting in the corner over there, and I'm
- 41:14Speaker 3: always saying, you know what's funny is I always wind
- 41:16Speaker 3: up talking to you while I'm talking to someone. I'm aware, right,
- 41:19Speaker 3: I always feel like I have to bring you in.
- 41:20Speaker 2: Like your safe space. You feel like you can if
- 41:23Speaker 2: I if I.
- 41:23Speaker 3: Lose focus, like I'll look over at you and I'll
- 41:26Speaker 3: think about another question while I'm talking to you, because
- 41:28Speaker 3: then I feel safe, like I'm having a conversation. It's
- 41:31Speaker 3: like I feel better talking to you at some point
- 41:34Speaker 3: during the conversation and I can pick it back up
- 41:38Speaker 3: with them. I don't know, it's weird. I don't know
- 41:40Speaker 3: it's weird.
- 41:41Speaker 2: We're just Zodiac signed sisters. You know, he's my sister.
- 41:50Speaker 3: When we can find you on social media.
- 41:53Speaker 2: If it's not in Jen's story, it's at Jeff Perla.
- 41:58Speaker 2: It's pretty much on everything.
- 42:00Speaker 3: Yeah, Jeff Pearla. Yeah, Jeff and Den.
- 42:03Speaker 2: Tune into Antarctica in twenty twenty five February and we
- 42:06Speaker 2: will have great contact.
- 42:08Speaker 3: God, We're going to Annica in February, him and I. Yes,
- 42:11Speaker 3: it's going to be a time a time and we're
- 42:15Speaker 3: definitely gonna get good footage of that, right, don't you think?
- 42:19Speaker 2: And maybe you'll see me before that.
- 42:20Speaker 3: But well, I'll try to make as many shows as
- 42:23Speaker 3: I can because we might not be coming back. They
- 42:30Speaker 3: might not they might not find us there.
- 42:32Speaker 2: Maybe your man is going to be the captain of
- 42:34Speaker 2: the boat.
- 42:35Speaker 3: Maybe I'll marry a penguin.
- 42:37Speaker 2: That's your next step.
- 42:38Speaker 3: That's the reality, got it. I tried, I tried men,
- 42:42Speaker 3: I tried every I have to try another species. I think,
- 42:45Speaker 3: I think that will help me.
- 42:46Speaker 2: And that is and that is.
- 42:48Speaker 3: Kats are putting everybody. Have a great day and thanks
- 42:52Speaker 3: and you'll coming on talking aboutality. Everybody, please watch us
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- 43:01Speaker 3: great day. By oh, I just hit the