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Cheese Cake & Chili Dogs Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.30.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Oh yeah, what up, what's happening? It is Thursday,
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  a Friday! All kids out of the pool for adult
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  swim. All kids out! Attention, FM DJs, your morning
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  And those are his good qualities. A sick person
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  by Kenyon Volo Mechanic Services. Oh, it is.
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  So, usually I don't begin the show with Cleveland
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  news. Usually I end the show with Cleveland news,
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  but I don't want it to get lost in the sauce.
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  I don't want this dirty riding moron to, you
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  know, get overlooked. That being the girl I'm
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  attracted to, unfortunately. Being Mackenzie
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  Shrill. It's so unfortunate how attracted I am
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  to Mackenzie. First at 430, the lawyers for Mackenzie
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  Sherilla. It really bothers me how attractive
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  I am to her. Are making another attempt to get
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  her conviction overturned. Sherilla, you'll remember.
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  Yeah, if a man did this to a woman, that would
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  be shut down immediately. But the fact that she's
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  even being allowed to. It's a little sketchy.
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  Was found guilty of murder in a 2022 crash that
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  killed her boyfriend, Dominic Russo, and their
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  friend, Davion Flanagan. But hey, she's pretty.
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  So the new filing shows her new lawyers are blaming
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  her past lawyers. Oh yeah, that's the great way
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  to, you know. Totally get found innocent is to
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  throw the people that you paid to try to help
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  you under the bus when you're a dirty, rotted
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  moron that was going 100 miles per hour. Man,
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  these lawyers are just taking their money. Ride
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  out your 15 years and shut up. Arguing that they
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  didn't effectively represent her. Tyler Madden
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  has been going through all of this, and he joins
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  us now. So, break down. What up, bruh? For us,
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  some of the key points here, Tyler. So, Chrissy,
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  the lawyers now representing McKenzie and Sharilla
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  are petitioning a federal court in hopes of getting
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  her conviction thrown out and ordering a new
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  trial. Oh, give me a freaking break. She's a
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  brat. She's a sociopathic hot ass loser. In the
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  petition filed late yesterday, they argue there
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  wasn't enough evidence to move Sharila's case
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  to adult court when she was under 18 at the time
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  of the crash. They argue excessive speed at the
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  time and where. Yeah, she was going real fast.
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  The crash took place is not sufficient evidence
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  under state law. And her stupid crocodile tears.
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  Kiss my ass. You look fake. Try Sharila as an
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  adult. I don't know who has worse crocodile tears,
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  Ryan Clark or getting fired from ESPN or this
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  broad. Filing also accuses Sharila's former counsel
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  of not presenting evidence at trial. It could
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  have proved her innocence. There's no innocence
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  in the video of her going 100 miles per hour
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  and two dead people. It says that evidence also
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  gave a reason for Shrilla being in that area
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  at the time. Whatever. All the evidence you want.
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  It doesn't take away from the fact that I'm attracted
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  to you, but I think you're the worst. Her new
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  lawyer says a local grocer whose store was near
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  the crash scene left produce for her to pick
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  up at a 24 -hour drop spot. So because you're
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  going to pick up food at midnight means that
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  you can kill two people by driving into a wall,
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  you dummy. And that grocer was never asked to
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  trial about this. Yeah, but okay. If it wasn't
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  on video, okay, maybe. But it's on video and
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  there's two dead people. They are just reaching
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  for anything. Filing reads in part, quote, the
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  prosecution theorized that the location was intended
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  to be private in order for Sharilla to crash
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  the vehicle without immediate attention. But
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  the defense had evidence that a local grocer
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  had left a package of produce for Sharilla at
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  a 24 -hour pickup spot at a store local. Ah,
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  whatever. Now we know her lower regions probably
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  smell like a grocery store. So it all kind of
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  worked out. Shut up. You know worse, you dirty
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  rotten moron. LAPD says that D4VD David is eligible
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  for the death penalty. Good. He's a scumbag.
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  And he makes all men look bad. Trippie Redd's
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  releasing a new album called NDA. I wonder how
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  many NDAs were signed. Yesterday was chicken
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  wing day. And the debate on the show was do you
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  prefer drumsticks or flats? I prefer either.
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  You know what I don't prefer? The prices of chicken
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  wings. Unless you go to Publix. oh it's time
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  for this portion of the show where we go over
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  videos about dating never tell this to a girl
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  five things you should never say to a girl you're
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  interested in if you want girls to stay interested
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  in you you might want to hit that follow button
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  so that you can see more videos like this don't
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  ever say you look better without makeup you know
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  what i don't agree with that i love Observe the
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  natural beauty of a woman without makeup. I don't
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  know if I've per se said you look better without
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  makeup, but a true beauty of a woman is what
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  they look like without makeup. Instead, say you're
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  so naturally beautiful. That's actually a good
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  point. Don't say my ex was a mess. Instead, she
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  was a dirty woman. Say, my ex and I have different
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  lifestyles and that relationship showed me a
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  lot about what I'm looking for in a future partner.
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  How do you ask for a mouth hug? Never say, can
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  I have your Instagram or Snapchat? Instead, say,
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  I'd love to grab your number so that we can continue
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  this conversation over drinks next week. You
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  know what I do? I said, hey, my son's about to
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  die and I want to get off of Facebook dating
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  or Bumble. Here is my number. Hand me off whenever.
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  And I get about an 80 % conversion. Now, does
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  it always lead to dates? No, it leads to girls
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  like Lydia Gustin on me. Oh, Lydia. I have a
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  headache. Oh, what do I have here? A man doesn't
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  marry the woman he simply loves. He marries the
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  woman he trusts with his future. Yeah, by loving
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  them. You know what? I'm going to call Hammer
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  and Hank real quick. Because Hammer and Hank
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  just texted me. It's the only way you got to
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  text back. See if Hammer and Hank picks up. I'm
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  picking up the phone. Ring. Wow, I got denied
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  by Hammer and Hank. Wow. Hopefully someday I'm
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  that cool. Women are obsessed with this type
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  of man. Eight, five, six, 49, happy. Obsessed.
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  Obsessed with men that know their worth. So listen
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  to my words on this, and if you need help breaking
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  toxic patterns, my bio. Women are obsessed. They
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  love talking about the link in their bio. Good
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  for you. Obsessed with a man that knows his value,
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  has confidence, has standards, has self -worth.
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  Yeah, you gotta have self -worth. Mm -hmm. Don't
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  let yourself get taken advantage of. And you
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  know why? It's the magic reason why. Why? Because
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  she has to show up with her A -game. I agree.
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  It's always talked about. Man, gotta bring the
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  A -game. Mm -hmm. No, women as well. It's a two
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  -way street. Especially to the feminists out
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  there. Mm -hmm. They want equal rights. And she
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  knows that she cannot play games with you. Yeah,
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  you don't want to be around a woman that thinks
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  they can play games with you or whatever gender
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  it is. That ain't it, dog. Oh, what's going on
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  with Jebediah? When you meet that good guy. and
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  he's jaded, and he's tired of being used for
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  his money? Yeah, you know, I have that problem
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  with a million and a half dollars I make. Mm
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  -hmm. Instead of saying, oh, what a weirdo, why
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  don't you instead say, well, maybe he's tired
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  because he's being used by a bunch of women online.
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  Oh, wow. I wonder what Jebediah Biles like in
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  bed. Mm -hmm. But she kind of goes against being
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  promiscuous, but then she makes videos defending
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  men, so you wonder. She'd bring the rage! Never
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  be attracted to an F -boy. Make me laugh, you
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  can make me what? I think that's like it for
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  me. We go to these hot little bars and there's
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  a lot of hot men. Oh yeah, players. And a lot
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  of hot women. And we're all trying to be sexed
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  up together. And that's not like I've never been
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  attracted to a fuck boy. They don't do anything
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  for me. I don't play your ass though. Yeah. I've
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  been called an ass boy before. Didn't really
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  feel great about myself. Wasn't the greatest
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  feeling. Here's what a toxic woman says toxic
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  women do best. Guys, here's one thing that a
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  manipulative woman does better. than anyone else
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  on this planet. It is make you feel less than.
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  That's the worst feeling. When you're around
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  like an annoying one and you're trying to figure
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  it out. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And they
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  make you feel like you're not worthy. When they're
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  just another human that's gonna die someday and
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  poops in the morning. Make you feel insecure.
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  That sounds good. Put scenarios in front of you.
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  And then when you start to vocalize that you
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  don't feel comfortable with it, now you're insecure
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  and whatever. And crazy. Yeah, there's a lot
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  of gaslighting going on out there. And you know
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  how you deal with it? You're like, no! Men want
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  a woman that respects them. Matters to a man
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  the most. Feeling loved, having sex, or being
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  respected. Respect. Oh, you didn't even hesitate.
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  Because you said a man, not a boy. Right. Boy,
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  I would have said sex. A man, I say respect.
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  Water. Mm -hmm. 856 -4900. What is the male version
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  of flowers? Nudes. Yeah, nudes. Yeah. Every guy
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  wants a good girl who's only bad for him, and
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  every woman wants a bad boy who's only good for
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  her. Oh, yeah! Woo -hoo! So true. Read every
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  romance novel. Whatever. Like I said before,
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  when there's guys in these clips talking about
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  dating, it's not as cool. Now, when a woman doesn't...
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  These are signs that you are a walking green
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  flag to women. You're six foot nine and have
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  a podcast called happy hour. And if you want
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  to know what qualities women actually look for
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  in men, I suggest you hit the follow button in
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  the link in my bio. Hey, honey. If your content's
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  good enough, you don't need to tell us to follow
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  you. You hit that follow button so that you can
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  see more videos like this. One, you're emotionally
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  aware. You can read the room, you can know when
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  someone's off, and you can stay calm when taking
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  care of stressful situations. Oh, yeah. It's
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  a part of that daddy energy. Two, you prioritize
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  your people. Yeah, you gotta look out for your
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  homies, your people. Gotta look out for them.
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  Whether it's your family or close friends, you're
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  consistently the person they know they can count
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  on and will be there for them when they need
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  it. Mm -hmm. Three, you don't chase approval.
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  Oh, yeah! Now, this is the hard one. Because
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  you do want their approval and their consent
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  to have sex. Mm -hmm. And if you love them, you
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  care about their opinion. But at the same time,
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  you got to be honest to yourself. Our only focus
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  is your life and your goals. Whatever. Eight,
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  five, six. Forty -nine. Eight, five, six. Five,
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  four. Six, seven. Seven, three. Mm -hmm. Take
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  a shower with your man. You don't need an invitation.
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  Just get in there. You're going to make his day.
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  Oh, yeah. I love shower sacks. Especially when
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  the warm waters come and dive before you come.
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  Also, it's the summertime and ticks are rampant.
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  Gross. I didn't expect that. So it's an excuse
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  to check him for ticks. What the fuck? That's
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  what I love about not watching these clips beforehand.
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  I never know what these broads are going to say.
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  You know, like that song by Brad Paisley, Ticks.
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  But you also get to look at him while he's in
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  the shower. And suck him up! Yeah. You feel like
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  a bar check, huh? The hardest is when you got
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  a girlfriend and she's like, hey, come take a
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  shower with me. I'm like, okay! Here I come!
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  And it takes more than 30 minutes. I don't care.
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  It's probably because you're doing not a good
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  job. No. Maybe he just wants to enjoy it. I do
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  think there's a little point to that. Sometimes
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  I knock it out real quick. And sometimes I like
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  to kind of chill, you know. But there's nothing
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  worse than when you're quick draw McGraw and
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  then you're like, oh, it's over with. Oh, it's
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  over. Maybe he This takes longer. I don't judge,
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  and I don't care. This is how you get a wedding
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  ring. Please marry me. Oh, Lord. Whoever the
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  hell you are. You're a piece of this. I'll do
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  it for an hour if I need to. Oh, good girl. By
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  the time you're 40, you won't be saying that,
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  but at 21, oh, yeah! And you were born after
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  9 -11. Unless it's 2000. That was a terrible
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  joke. Chelsea Handler reveals she was turned
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  on by a governor. Because she's a bust down.
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  That's why. Texting with the governor. Can we
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  talk about that? Governor Cuomo, during COVID,
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  I was very turned on by him. Oh, yeah, you know,
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  that little dried -out vagina got wet for once.
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  Sexually. Really? Yes, and I went on The View
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  to declare my love for him. Yeah, it's because
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  you're a hag and a cloud chaser. And what happened?
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  How did it end? I said I would like to be penetrated
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  by the governor of New York. I just wanted to
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  put it out there into the ether of like, you
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  know, so that he would hear. And he goes, I don't
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  want you. You sleep your way to the top. She
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  blocked me on Instagram. I have no idea why.
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  Riley Reid, the very good porn star. revealed
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  that after entering a serious relationship, she
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  chose to stop filming boy -girl scenes. That
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  was kind of, like, the troubling parts of dating
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  and then, like, just being an active performer
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  and dating, like, with, like, you know, the insecurities
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  of guys and everything like that. Yeah, true.
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  Yeah, that's probably... Got a nice tie, bud.
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  Probably the most difficult is, like, being in
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  an active relationship while you're still a performer.
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  Oh, yeah. It's gotta be weird. You're, like,
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  at the gym, like, my girl's getting pounded out
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  right now. Oh, you would have to bring the ruckus
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  when she comes home. I had already, like, I didn't,
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  like, retire, but I just stopped shooting, like.
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  All right, she stopped doing boy -girl scenes.
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  And she was good at that. Screw her boyfriend,
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  what she did for making it about him. There's
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  a lot. I'm not even trying to make this video
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  like to be that bitch or whatever. Yeah, but
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  you already kind of sound like it. So you might
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  as well embrace it. But there's a lot of people.
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  There's a lot of guys that are pursuing me right
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  now. Oh, yeah. Maybe you can try a few out at
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  the same time. that are trying to get me to talk
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  to them or date them or, like, what have you.
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  And, honestly, like, I don't feel like any of
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  y 'all are good enough. Like, I don't think...
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  Alright. Wow. Y 'all be 40 years old and, like,
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  why are they going after the younger girls? Cause
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  you're all... Stop! Hmm. You gotta take more
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  D. First thing in the morning, vitamin D. Oh,
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  yeah. The problem is with my melatonin and my
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  sleepiness. I'm not really a morning sex guy.
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  Good for your heart health. Good for your day.
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  Good for your mood. Mm -hmm. I need you here.
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  I need my vitamin D. Wow, your vitamin D. I can
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  provide it! Mr. Plow! Mr. Plow! Uh, Adrian Bronner
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  has gained all his weight back. Made it. Getting
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  bigger and bigger. Yeah. We started on day one.
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  Yeah, when you got rape accusations, you're probably
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  not working out as hard. You're a loser! Mm -hmm.
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  Okay. Tommy. What is it? What's going on at Disneyland?
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  Visitors were very pissed off at the park yesterday
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  because most of the bathrooms were closed for
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  hours due to a citywide water pressure issue.
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  Videos emerged online of people outside of bathrooms
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  as they were closed. Disney fans were saying
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  that it was quote unbelievable that several park
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  bathrooms were being guarded by staff and they
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  were not being allowed inside. I would just piss
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  on them. I'm kidding. That's not what I would
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  do. Hmm. So I'm 39 and I'm single and I often
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  get the question. So what are you looking for
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  in a man? Anything. Well, As I get older, it
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  becomes a lot less about appearance, finances,
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  or even the stupid things that I used to look
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  for, like height. Got it! Whoa, no, no, no! Don't
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  forget about me! Because none of those things
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  matter at the end of the day. When life gets
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  really hard, I want to know who's going to show
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  up for me. Oh, yeah. Pretty much on your 65 years
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  old. You know what it is? Who's going to clean
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  your diaper? That's what it is. One thing I find
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  extremely irritating about being a solo female
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  traveler in the Caribbean. Is having to hear
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  yourself talk. Is the sheer lack of respect and
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  professionalism that a lot of these men have.
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  All of these women never take accountability.
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  freaking railed against you shut up when they're
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  trying to conduct a business and especially when
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  i am a paying customer so let me tell you guys
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  what happened because literally this left me
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  coming back to my hotel room bawling and in tears
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  because of how upset and uncomfortable i felt
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  So I was approached on the beach by a man who
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  gave me his business card and let me know that
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  he does island tours. Oh, yeah. Was he an island
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  boy? And taxi services. Now, usually I'll book
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  through Viator or a third party tour touring
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  company. But what I had realized is if you're
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  paying online, those companies do not get the
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  payment until. I don't care. Three minutes of
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  you babbling about nothing. I'm sure you're never
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  the problem. You're so perfect. Adrian Browner
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  talks about having zero dollars to his name ten
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  months ago. I used to be so fucked up at the
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  time, right? I'm like, damn. I ain't got nobody
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  else to call, bro. Yeah, and then you rape Lemon.
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  Not ideal, you loser. There you go. It's Adrian
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  Brown. It's so weird seeing this boxing legend
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  become a douchebag. Or maybe he's been it the
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  whole time. 8 -5 -6. I'm 49 happy. More Americans
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  are not using marijuana. compared to tobacco
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  that's good guys updated in the david case it
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  has been confirmed celeste rebus was not pregnant
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  when prosecutors say david oh the way they said
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  david killed her i thought they were saying when
• 27:07
  david fucked her i was like this is not a way
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  to talk about a 14 year old but that was weird
• 27:14
  Yeah, these parents need to be charged as well.
• 27:17
  They're losers! And they let her down. Damn.
• 27:23
  Poor thing. Never had a chance with those scumbag
• 27:27
  parents. They're almost as bad as the Wanda Franco
• 27:30
  girl. Uh, what's going on with Jebediah? Oh,
• 27:36
  in the gym in particular right now, you are being
• 27:39
  filmed. You are being filmed. Whether you know
• 27:42
  you're being filmed or not. You have women trying
• 27:43
  to get guys fired who work in gyms all the time
• 27:47
  trying to say, oh, they're doing this. They're
• 27:49
  doing that. And the guys are like, what are you
• 27:50
  even talking about? Like, I didn't even see you.
• 27:52
  Like, it's just so stupid. You have. How do we
• 28:02
  have here? Hardy B put out some hottest bikini
• 28:08
  photos. We will put that on the front page of
• 28:11
  RyanHobbyRadio .com. By the time you're listening
• 28:14
  to this and it's uploaded, it'll be up there.
• 28:19
  Jax Taylor's lawyers say Britney Carrite is delaying
• 28:22
  the divorce. Yeah! When you're banging her best
• 28:25
  friend in publicist, you're probably going to
• 28:27
  have a delayed divorce. U .S. explosive parasites
• 28:32
  are at an all -time high in America. Yeah! And
• 28:35
  KPRC anchor Danielle Guzman suspended for taking
• 28:39
  tickets to the World Cup. If you're a hot ass
• 28:41
  piece of ass reporter, you got to take them.
• 28:44
  And Nick Rainer was disciplined in prison. Yeah,
• 28:52
  I can imagine he's not fun to be around there.
• 28:56
  He doesn't really seem like the life of the party.
• 29:00
  What's going on here? I will swallow every single
• 29:03
  time because I'm a gym girl. Oh, yeah. Marry
• 29:06
  me. If there was a sentence to describe the content
• 29:09
  of Hoppy Hour. I will swallow every single time
• 29:11
  because I'm a gym girl. There's got to be some
• 29:14
  protein in there. There's got to be some vitamins,
• 29:16
  some nutrients. I'm trying to get it all in.
• 29:20
  I'm doing this for my health. Well, you don't
• 29:23
  want to in you unless you want a kid. By the
• 29:25
  way, that's someone's daughter. Isn't it ever?
• 29:32
  Oh, yeah. That is someone's a daughter. I was
• 29:38
  going out with Cardi B. Oh, you look super, super
• 29:41
  snatched. Yes, bitch. Who says snatched? I mean,
• 29:44
  I know you have a snatch. Just stop hating. I'll
• 29:48
  tell you. I'll tell you what I do so I can look
• 29:50
  snatched. Just ask me what I do. Axe you. Axe
• 29:55
  murderer. You're axing the snatches. Ask me what
• 29:59
  I do and I'll tell you. Yeah. Here's this guy
• 30:05
  getting denied by a streamer like three times.
• 30:07
  I told you was that I don't want to make friends
• 30:10
  with my neighbors. Like I'm uninterested. Oh,
• 30:12
  that's what I was saying. It's a video that isn't
• 30:21
  riveting. Is your life better off here than it?
• 30:28
  Oh, yeah. I mean, you are just so better off
• 30:31
  here than a woman getting hit on on a podcast.
• 30:34
  Here's Ambrose talking about Drake. Ron's 41,
• 30:38
  still hooping in his prime. I ain't gonna lie.
• 30:40
  I'm 42. Yeah! And the only guys I pull are like
• 30:46
  22, 23, 24. Yeah, because all the guys in their
• 30:49
  40s know you're a bust down! Or at the very least,
• 30:54
  the recovery one. I promise you, I can't get
• 30:57
  a whole head for nothing. What? Man, I don't
• 31:00
  know. Those are smart. People are debating if
• 31:04
  body calm matters. I think it's being overthought.
• 31:08
  I think if you're in the moment and the person's
• 31:11
  feeling it, you should just have sex. Mm -hmm.
• 31:17
  I'm very much about the current moment, the now
• 31:20
  factor. Yeah, that's kind of how I roll. Be your
• 31:26
  husband's biggest cheerleader. Are you placing
• 31:27
  pressure on your husband or are you placing purpose
• 31:30
  in him? We as wives should literally be our husband's
• 31:35
  biggest encouragers. There should be no one on
• 31:38
  earth. Yeah, I agree. This next video right here
• 31:43
  made me really mad. No, I'm not mad at the girl
• 31:48
  that's talking. I do think it is stupid she's
• 31:51
  hanging out with Jack Doherty. But Jack Doherty's
• 31:56
  girlfriend asked if 9 -11 happened in New York.
• 32:02
  As somebody who is in second grade during 9 -11
• 32:06
  and was scared, I think it's absolutely ridiculous
• 32:11
  that they were giving trigger warnings to kids
• 32:14
  and classes about 9 -11. Why was it that our
• 32:22
  freaking generation had to watch the towers go
• 32:27
  down, but the other ones are protected? Man,
• 32:30
  fuck that. Didn't the 9 -11 happen here? Yeah,
• 32:35
  somewhere. Somewhere. Really? Yeah. Is there
• 32:40
  anything like a... Oh, yeah, there's a 9 -11
• 32:43
  memorial thing. Wow. Good job, COVID. You did
• 32:50
  a good job of teaching them about 9 -11. Freaking
• 32:54
  ridiculous. Sure they know there's a memorial.
• 32:57
  Hey, didn't the 9 -11 happen here? Yeah, that's
• 33:01
  the sign of idiocracy. Didn't the 9 -11 happen
• 33:04
  here? Yeah. I wouldn't be worrying so much about
• 33:08
  9 -11 and where it happened and more of the fact
• 33:11
  that you were hanging out with a lizard. Yeah.
• 33:31
  RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right
• 33:33
  back. We probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
• 33:36
  we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And
• 33:41
  we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As
• 33:46
  a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 33:48
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 33:51
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
• 33:54
  so stick around for... I'm dead. There you go.
• 34:06
  All right. What do I feel like playing right
• 34:09
  now? I don't know what I feel like playing. We're
• 34:14
  going to play something. We'll do Muddy Snap
• 34:17
  by Young Bina. Get the snap in yo, just get the
• 34:37
  move in yo Yeah, that's that money snap, yeah,
• 34:40
  that's that money snap Ooh, that's that money
• 34:43
  snap, yeah, that's that money snap Throw your
• 34:46
  head back, baby, shake your threads in this bitch
• 34:49
  Get the snap in yo, just get the move in yo Yeah,
• 34:52
  that's that money snap, yeah, that's that money
• 34:55
  snap Ooh, that's that money snap, oh, that's
• 34:58
  that money snap I signed my deal, made a million,
• 35:01
  did the money snap Went to the car We'll be right
• 35:10
  back. With them six -six heels on their feet
• 35:30
  So sexy in the club, two -steppin' to the beat
• 35:33
  If you just got rich and you just came up Money
• 35:37
  snap where you at, like you don't give a fuck
• 35:40
  Throw your head back, yeah My little sister and
• 36:09
  my mama got the income tax shit Everybody seen
• 36:12
  their ass but I ain't seen them yet Man I know
• 36:15
  where they at At the mall poppin' tags Runnin'
• 36:19
  in and out of stores Money snappin', holdin'
• 36:21
  back My little nigga went to the strip club for
• 36:24
  the very first time Seein' all them hoes, nigga
• 36:26
  blew that lil' nigga mind Got my whole clique
• 36:40
  with me and we drinkin' Moe wet Got two or three
• 36:43
  strippers tryna get me rough set Money snappin',
• 36:46
  blood naked, ooh, they ass so thick If I ever
• 36:50
  go broke, I'll probably take somebody's life
• 36:52
  Cause I'm tryna money snap for the rest of my
• 36:55
  life If you been livin' trife and you just came
• 36:59
  up Money snap where you at like you don't give
• 37:02
  a fuck Show your head back, yeah, we show your
• 37:05
  grillin' Get the snap in yo, niggas get the move
• 37:08
  in yo Yeah, that's that money snap, yeah, that's
• 37:12
  that money snap Ooh, that's that money snap,
• 37:14
  yeah, that's that money snap Throw your head
• 37:17
  back, baby, shake your threads in this beat Get
• 37:20
  the snap in yo, niggas get the move in yo Yeah,
• 37:23
  that's that money snap, yeah, that's that money
• 37:26
  snap Ooh, that's that money snap, oh, that's
• 37:29
  that money snap I'm on the clock and it's booming,
• 37:32
  man, I'm face spinning Cheese got the hook, I'm
• 37:35
  with you And he gave me them keys, do that money
• 37:38
  snap If you just hit a lick, do that money snap
• 37:42
  If you got a bad bitch, who gon' give you her
• 37:45
  check? Man, you keep your pockets packed, sittin'
• 37:48
  in that Benz coupe Or that new bubble lick, in
• 37:51
  the club you buy the bar In the hood, you a star,
• 37:54
  got 250 on the club I like my weave in the dark
• 37:57
  Baby girl, lookin' good in a new outfit Got her
• 38:01
  hair back snappin', baby, ooh Oh, yeah. All right,
• 38:50
  let's do this right here. All right, that's getting
• 39:03
  annoying. All righty, let's see if we have all
• 39:08
  right here with this button that we're going
• 39:10
  to press right here. Hey, what's up? It's DJ
• 39:12
  Love Cheese from the world -famous Man Cow Show,
• 39:15
  and you're listening to my good pal and radio
• 39:18
  legend, Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank
• 39:21
  you. I love when people add the radio legend
• 39:23
  part. It boosts my ego. The show you secretly
• 39:26
  listen to, and that includes you, Mike Colta,
• 39:29
  stalking my pages. Whatever. Anyway, back to
• 39:33
  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. The door is closed.
• 40:34
  the other stations are tuned in too. Alright,
• 40:54
  enough of that. I want to address something that
• 41:00
  I find very weird. That I find very strange.
• 41:06
  Well. This is all I'm going to say. So. I was
• 41:13
  on Snapchat last night. And I was looking. I'll
• 41:18
  be honest. I'm a millennial. I look at who views
• 41:21
  my Snapchat. And a certain username. That went
• 41:28
  by the name of. Mike Kaltashow. Viewed my story.
• 41:36
  Now, you're going, Ryan, why does that matter?
• 41:40
  Why is it that interesting? You want to know
• 41:43
  why? Because I'm blocked. So a 55 -year -old
• 41:51
  millionaire, you know what he's doing? He is
• 41:56
  unblocking me to view my story. And then re -blocking
• 42:02
  me. Aren't you freaking tired, Mike? Isn't this
• 42:10
  just getting old? Today on TMZ. Okay, Tom Holland
• 42:19
  was almost forced to answer the question, are
• 42:24
  you married to Zendaya? Yeah! He's being a little
• 42:27
  weird about this, man. Who cares? She's hot,
• 42:31
  piece of ass. He's on an upcoming episode of
• 42:34
  Celebrity Substitute. This kind of YouTube show.
• 42:37
  And it's this classroom full of new... Oh, it
• 42:39
  looks like such a good show. New York City students
• 42:42
  grilling him about being married to Zendaya.
• 42:45
  Are you married? Uh, that is a very important
• 42:47
  question. But wait, did he... Why do you care?
• 42:51
  She's hot. Why are you so weird, Tom? To the
• 42:56
  question... He did not... You guys... Obviously,
• 42:59
  you haven't been media trained, like in the publicist.
• 43:01
  Shut up, Tom! You're a terrible Spider -Man!
• 43:06
  A black squirrel stole the show. This is what
• 43:14
  it sounds like in my brain. When I'm having sex.
• 43:22
  A black squirrel stole the show at the Baltimore...
• 43:27
  Hold on! Oh, Charles is being so woke. We got
• 43:43
  Kaia Gerber in New York. She's freaking hot in
• 43:47
  that dress. Not convinced at all that Randy Gerber
• 43:51
  had anything to do with the making of this girl
• 43:53
  because I don't care. TMZ, they're so trashy.
• 44:01
  I turned 40 and I felt great. Hell yeah. Let's
• 44:10
  go make this movie. Come over here so I can take
• 44:13
  a better look at you. Don't walk. I'd really
• 44:16
  prefer if you crawled. Like a lot of people my
• 44:20
  age. I would love for Olivia Wilde to crawl towards
• 44:26
  me. I have had conflicted and confusing feelings
• 44:31
  about sex. When you got the script, was there
• 44:33
  anything that you were like, yeah, I'm not going
• 44:34
  to do that. I'm going to do most of this, but
• 44:36
  that one thing. Oh, the backdoor scene. Mm -hmm.
• 44:38
  I'm not going to do that. Oh, no. Oh, no. She's
• 44:42
  on the wall. She's on the wall. Cheers to the
• 44:50
  boys. Mikayla Noguera is officially divorced
• 44:53
  from Cody Hawken and celebrating her way. Oh,
• 44:57
  yeah. You know, he's celebrating too. I don't
• 45:01
  have to deal with her annoying personality. Full
• 45:05
  glam, a five -figure shopping spree, and a little
• 45:09
  romance. She has no redeeming qualities besides
• 45:14
  being hot. On the side. In a series of videos
• 45:17
  posted to TikTok July 28th, Mikayla documented
• 45:20
  her very busy divorce day, beginning, of course,
• 45:23
  with a get ready with me. She was the one that
• 45:25
  had the big wedding. The better the wedding,
• 45:29
  the better the divorce. A tutorial. The 28 -year
• 45:33
  -old then stepped into an all -black look. She
• 45:36
  looks rough for 28. Suki Waterhouse reveals that
• 45:42
  her and Robert Pattinson's daughter already has
• 45:44
  a nickname for the Batman star. Robert, I forgot
• 45:47
  he did that. Radio 101, the microphone just got
• 45:57
  unplugged. I'm going to keep that in there because
• 46:00
  it's real radio, real raw, unprofessional radio.
• 46:05
  I never saw a Batman, man. I know it from Twilight.
• 46:08
  Its transformation into Gotham's Dark Knight
• 46:11
  is making quite the impression at home with Suki
• 46:13
  sharing details on the July 28th episode of The
• 46:17
  And The Writer Is. Whatever. So the kid's figuring
• 46:20
  out his dance kind of cool. Mm -hmm. Nick Cannon
• 46:24
  pokes fun at having to pay child support for
• 46:26
  his 12 kids. The Love Don't Cost a Thing star
• 46:29
  jokes about having to pay child support for his
• 46:31
  multiple children. Who knows him for Love Don't
• 46:34
  Cost a Thing? What is that? I know that's a J
• 46:38
  -Lo song! With whom he shares with six different
• 46:42
  women. Oh yeah, he's got a lot of baby moves.
• 46:47
  In a skit he shares to Instagram on July 25th
• 46:50
  with his girlfriend, Bree TAC. Oh, she's such
• 46:53
  a hottie. Nick, it's time to pay child support.
• 46:57
  Como se what? You have to pay child support.
• 47:00
  No, I don't. I'm on it. What does that have to
• 47:04
  do with anything? You have to pay child support.
• 47:06
  No, I don't. I got the vaccine. You still have
• 47:10
  to pay child support. This is kind of funny.
• 47:12
  In one more attempt to get out of the child support
• 47:15
  pain. Because he's actually paying. That's why
• 47:17
  it's kind of funny. Nick points out that he doesn't
• 47:23
  have to pay up if I have over 10 kids. Yeah,
• 47:27
  get up and suck to me, you moron. I got one of
• 47:32
  those. Well, Hollywood was hobbing last night
• 47:36
  because down the street, the cast of Ted Lasso
• 47:37
  celebrated their return. And star Jason Sudeikis
• 47:40
  told AXS guest correspondent, Ted Lasso, pull
• 47:42
  out of freaking jail. I don't coming back. I
• 47:45
  didn't really like it that much. I don't like
• 47:47
  soccer. But from what I heard, it ended perfectly.
• 47:54
  Or maybe not. I don't know. Happy Hot Topic.
• 47:58
  First up, Simone Biles. The Olympic icon was
• 48:02
  part of the exclusive group at MSG earlier this
• 48:04
  month for that very special wedding. Yeah, the
• 48:07
  one that they signed the NDAs. Because they're
• 48:10
  losers! Being Taylor Swift. While she was celebrating
• 48:16
  her friends, Taylor Swift and Travis... Ah, so
• 48:19
  her sunglasses were stolen. That sucks! I wonder
• 48:24
  if that goes against the NDA. When you're saying
• 48:28
  stuff like that. Now let's talk about the legendary
• 48:37
  New York rapper, Curtis 50 Cent Jackson. I heard
• 48:42
  of him and I met him. Recently, 50 Cent delivered
• 48:47
  a crazy live performance in Las Vegas. Liv Beach.
• 48:51
  Imagine being 51 years old and still rocking
• 48:55
  the stage at clubs. It's a testament to his enduring
• 48:58
  energy and influence. He is enduring. There he
• 49:03
  is performing. Good old 50. They need to bring
• 49:08
  back that grape thing he had. The grape vitamin
• 49:14
  water. Jared Leto is facing more accusations
• 49:17
  of sexual misconduct. The BBC is reporting. He
• 49:20
  has that Russell Brand long hair vibe of being
• 49:23
  a loser. Like, yo, look at him. He's like, God,
• 49:27
  you're a creep. Four more women have made allegations
• 49:29
  that the Oscar winning actor acted inappropriately
• 49:32
  or assaulted them when they were in their teens.
• 49:35
  Yeah, watch out for him. He's a creep. Six years
• 49:41
  after the pandemic gripped the globe, new insight
• 49:44
  into the U .S. government's response. A Senate
• 49:46
  committee today is set to question Dr. Anthony
• 49:49
  Fauci. And he pleaded the fifth because he's
• 49:52
  a douchebag. If you got nothing to hide, you
• 49:57
  fucking episode. Fuck you. Apple is giving customers
• 50:02
  a new way to have all the company's latest phones
• 50:05
  and gadgets. It's called Apple Upgraded. Why
• 50:08
  do I don't know English? The program is called
• 50:12
  Apple Upgraded. It's replacing the current iPhone
• 50:15
  program. It offers folks the option to lease
• 50:18
  the iPhones. Yeah, the thing is, I think I'm
• 50:20
  going to have to get a new phone for my birthday.
• 50:23
  My birthday is in... 35 days! And the new iPhone
• 50:31
  comes out like a week after. So I'm probably
• 50:35
  going to do it. Katy Perry's latest concert stunt
• 50:38
  proved she's definitely not a plastic bag. But
• 50:42
  she did find herself trapped in... She is full
• 50:44
  of plastic. ...inside a giant plastic water bottle.
• 50:48
  You know she's firing me, man. ...inside the
• 50:51
  inflatable prop during her July 22nd performance
• 50:54
  at the Isle of MTV Malta Festival. That's so
• 50:58
  cool! after fans carried her away from the stage
• 51:02
  instead of it says katie aid that's so funny
• 51:05
  she should release some lube that's called katie
• 51:12
  aid uh president trump says u .s will hit hard
• 51:17
  on jordan good let's start a war you fucking
• 51:20
  piece of shit Looks like a new romance is officially
• 51:24
  blooming for Orlando Bloom. I like the bloomin'
• 51:31
  onions. Oh, by the way, you know, Katy Perry's
• 51:36
  very mad that he found someone. And she's a lot
• 51:39
  classier looking. The Lord of the Rings alum
• 51:43
  confirming his relationship with model Louisa
• 51:45
  Lamel. She just looks like the type of person
• 51:48
  he would date. Just vapid and model -y. The FDA
• 51:55
  or health officials are warning against squishy
• 51:58
  toys hurting kids. What's going on here? Sean
• 52:06
  Diddy Combs, who was recently sent to solitary
• 52:08
  confinement following a fight with a fellow inmate,
• 52:11
  has had his release date changed again. I never
• 52:15
  want to hear anybody complain about how to originally
• 52:19
  get away with everything. And then we keep pushing
• 52:25
  back his date. We encourage this behavior. Unfortunately.
• 52:34
  He's a scumbag and he should have gotten the
• 52:37
  R. Kelly treatment. According to Federal Bureau
• 52:40
  of Prisons records viewed by E! News, the rapper's
• 52:43
  release date has been changed from February 23rd,
• 52:46
  2028 to January 24th. Why? Why do the rich and
• 52:52
  elite on this planet get away with things? It's
• 52:57
  ridiculous. 2028. Combs is currently serving
• 53:01
  a four -year prison sentence for prostitution
• 53:04
  -related charges. Yeah. Just make sure he doesn't
• 53:07
  go near Nebraska Avenue with Tampa. The change
• 53:10
  marks the fifth time Combs' release date has
• 53:13
  been updated as he was initially set to be released
• 53:16
  on May 28, 2028. So they pushed him back four
• 53:19
  months! You know what? I'm done. I'm done. Never
• 53:24
  want to hear people go, what is it? Why does
• 53:26
  the original leak get away with things? If you're
• 53:28
  going to only get four years, give them all four
• 53:31
  years. So tire out of this. Cardi B is revealing
• 53:35
  she's had her butt injections reduced. Rapper
• 53:38
  addressed her famous behind in a recent Instagram
• 53:40
  live. Oh, yeah. Oh, she had a fetish. Saying
• 53:45
  she had biopolymer injections at 21. I wonder
• 53:49
  what it feels like when you're having sex with
• 53:51
  a girl from behind. If it feels kind of nice.
• 53:56
  Or if it's like cement. This morning, the legal
• 54:02
  case involving the 22 -year -old mayor of Stockbridge
• 54:05
  being put on a slight pause. Yeah, there's this
• 54:09
  22 -year -old mayor that's in a lot of trouble.
• 54:13
  And I'm telling you, if he wasn't a politician,
• 54:16
  he would be prosecuted. But everyone's kissing
• 54:20
  his ass. A hearing was held this morning for
• 54:23
  Mayor Jaden Williams where several motions were
• 54:26
  filed, but no decisions were made. All right,
• 54:28
  Liam. Gee, politicians go, why don't you like
• 54:33
  us? Because you get away with things. In this
• 54:38
  next segment, I dedicate to you guys having side
• 54:41
  chicks. Unknown as side chick news. Side chick
• 55:00
  news. We talking message today. Post a hill of
• 55:30
  energy while they DM huntin' Scrollin' through
• 55:33
  the gram, all I see is double lives You can't
• 55:35
  tag the man, but you tag the watch He buys, this
• 55:38
  is not you What's going on with Ariana Grande?
• 56:09
  This morning, pop superstar Ariana Grande is
• 56:12
  fighting back, suing hackers for malicious invasion,
• 56:15
  claiming they stole unreleased songs, photos,
• 56:18
  and videos from her. Let's see the nudes of you
• 56:21
  looking like us. Let's see the nudes of you looking
• 56:24
  like Skeletor. I can't play any more of it, but
• 56:29
  there you go. Oh, yeah. Let's do. Actually, I
• 56:39
  don't really feel like playing the whole production
• 56:40
  for it. The Kardashians had a Zootopia birthday
• 56:43
  party for their kid. You know, it's fine. I love
• 56:47
  that movie. So I'd love to have a Zootopia birthday
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  party. Time for Alec Baldwin news. We be like,
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  that's a lie Say yeah, then say goodbye You ain't
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  fooling us tonight Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!
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  Oh, yeah. I'm like the Alpha Parent. Elaria Baldwin
• 57:53
  is playing the ultimate name game. Oh, yeah.
• 57:56
  If you got it, you're wham! Say she's the Alpha
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  Parent. You're whipped! During a July 29th appearance
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  on Jana Kramer's Wind Down Pop. Ah, she's such
• 58:07
  a hot piece of ass. A cast. The mom of seven
• 58:10
  admits she's a. Oh yeah, she's got a strong vagina.
• 58:14
  Sometimes loses track of which kids she's calling,
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  saying. Trust me, I miscount them. Somebody's
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  doing something, I'm like, I go through all the
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  other names. Whoever you are, stop doing what
• 58:25
  you're doing. Whatever. Sounds like a zoo in
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  that house. It is a time. For Britney Reigns.
• 58:59
  Same game, same photo, same win. Same name in
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  the feed, trying to force one more spin. But
• 59:04
  the crowd see the script when the mask starts
• 59:06
  to slip. You can wave for the flash, still can't
• 59:08
  fake that grip. Uh -huh. Here we go. They love
• 59:11
  that faint taste. Uh -huh. Here we go. But it
• 59:13
  don't hold place. Brittany ran the news. We don't
• 59:19
  buy the view. Brittany ran the news. We see right
• 59:25
  through. Here she is talking about penis. What's
• 59:32
  the biggest fight you've ever taken? How many
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  inches? Probably like... This is someone's mom,
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  by the way. Like... Oh, yeah! Probably like...
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  I mean, I haven't really like measured them,
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  but there was one that I did measure. Oh, yeah.
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  Well, I kind of know what it is. I'm saying I
• 59:56
  haven't had a chance to, you know, pull out the
• 1:00:00
  tape measure for all the shit that I've sat on.
• 1:00:02
  Oh, jeez. I'd say probably the biggest was like
• 1:00:06
  maybe like eight. Was it Mandingo? That was her
• 1:00:12
  five years ago. And now she's 34 and says this
• 1:00:14
  is how she judges value as she's washed up. I
• 1:00:17
  cannot tell you guys the amount of guys that
• 1:00:19
  I've been trying to talk to in my DMs like take
• 1:00:21
  me on dates. It's nuts. Sounds like life's going
• 1:00:26
  well. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah, we got 41 days till
• 1:00:44
  the NFL returns. Aren't you all excited? Tom
• 1:00:51
  Brady went on a trip of a lifetime with his kids.
• 1:00:54
  He's making up for lost time. Supposedly, Eric
• 1:01:02
  Bien -Ami's wife is doing better and it's good.
• 1:01:05
  The losers start shooting him. Le 'Veon Bell
• 1:01:08
  is glad he's not in jail. And Patrick Mahomes'
• 1:01:12
  dad wants to get rid of his ankle monitor because
• 1:01:14
  it hurts. Shut up! You're a bitch, dude! And
• 1:01:21
  also, Tony Romo had booze in his car. Oh, yeah!
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  Like a true person in Wisconsin, all you do is
• 1:01:29
  drink! Mm -hmm. Brian Hoppy on the mic, breaking
• 1:01:52
  down the scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams.
• 1:01:56
  X -Wives wild, stories about the queens. Dropping
• 1:01:59
  knowledge bombs, all in on the schemes. Hoppy's
• 1:02:02
  moves, man, he knows it all. From scandals to
• 1:02:04
  the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll
• 1:02:07
  have a ball. Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe.
• 1:02:11
  MJ to Kobe, legends in the game. Shaq's big presence,
• 1:02:15
  true hall of fame. Hoppy's skills at T ain't
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  playing tame. Behind the curtain, nothing left
• 1:02:21
  the same. Hoppy's loose, man, he knows it all.
• 1:02:24
  From scandals to the court, rise and fall. Tune
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  in, now you'll have a ball. Hoppy, I don't got
• 1:02:31
  that shock and awe. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's such
• 1:02:39
  a great idea. You know, a new chapter. Devin
• 1:02:42
  Booker and Irina Shayk starting a new chapter.
• 1:02:45
  Oh, yeah. She's hot. As a couple. Devin Booker
• 1:02:50
  may never get a championship, but his roster
• 1:02:53
  is great. You know, now was a perfect time to
• 1:02:57
  switch it up. Hell yeah. You're 39. You're just
• 1:03:02
  chilling. Here's Shaq saying LeBron's a modest,
• 1:03:06
  arrogant guy. LeBron is a modest, arrogant guy,
• 1:03:09
  for example. He's loving the fact that he's the
• 1:03:12
  number one scorer in the league. But guess what?
• 1:03:14
  I'm going to put this shit so far out of reach,
• 1:03:16
  nobody will ever do it. Yeah, he's a douche.
• 1:03:21
  Here is Greg Oden saying he made $1 million tax
• 1:03:26
  -free in China. I ended up going to China, and
• 1:03:29
  I felt like I was good. You know, $1 million
• 1:03:33
  tax -free. I was like, it's a couple, six months.
• 1:03:37
  I'm over there. A million dollars tax -free six
• 1:03:39
  months? Yeah. What a city that is. Hey, hold
• 1:03:43
  on. Don't get any ideas. Wow, it's a terrible
• 1:03:48
  podcast. Here's Kevin Hart teaching LeBron some
• 1:03:52
  Philly lingo. Yeah, he'll do you. Inside checks.
• 1:04:07
  People are saying that Monica McNutt is a Kalen
• 1:04:11
  Clark hater. I have no idea why. I'll let that
• 1:04:14
  sit there. LaMelo Ball was sued on Monday for
• 1:04:17
  owing his Charlotte landlord over $250K. Yeah.
• 1:04:24
  That seems pretty believable. Why do I say that?
• 1:04:29
  Because you look at LaMelo and he is no rocket
• 1:04:33
  scientist. No cap, bro. Mm -hmm. No cap at all.
• 1:04:39
  You're pretty stupid. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Hockey
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  Hour. Hockey Hour. It's time for Hockey Hour.
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  RyanHockeyRadio .com. Hockey Hour will be right
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  back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Yeah.
• 1:05:10
  You need to be affectionate, and you can see
• 1:05:12
  that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do
• 1:05:15
  a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. And
• 1:05:19
  we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As
• 1:05:24
  a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 1:05:26
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 1:05:29
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
• 1:05:32
  so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.
• 1:05:36
  Hoppy Hour will be right back. Now she'll go
• 1:05:41
  her way, and I'll go mine. Tomorrow will be the
• 1:05:47
  same day as tomorrow. This is real. This is real.
• 1:05:56
  You say you've got a man, but what that got to
• 1:05:59
  do with me? As long as you're straight up with
• 1:06:01
  me, I don't give a damn who you see. But when
• 1:06:03
  I'm back in town, just spend some time with me
• 1:06:06
  whenever your man is not around. Let me be the
• 1:06:08
  one that holds you down. Whenever your man is
• 1:06:10
  not around Let me be the one that'll hold you
• 1:06:12
  down, hold you down I'll be the one that'll turn
• 1:06:14
  your, turn your frowns around Cause you can be
• 1:06:16
  yourself with me No need for front -ended suckin'
• 1:06:19
  in your stomach No need to suck in your stomach
• 1:06:21
  Knowin' them, but you can't breathe Loosen up
• 1:06:24
  just a little bit I'm the one you need to chill
• 1:06:26
  with When you need to, somebody real Ooh, wait
• 1:06:29
  till you see my Later, we'll talk about it After
• 1:06:32
  the first time You might not wanna be without
• 1:06:34
  me There's a reason you cheatin' on me Compare
• 1:06:36
  him to me, I doubt it I'm gone, blazin' Go somewhere
• 1:06:39
  private and see about it And you know that we
• 1:06:42
  know what's wrong You know that we feelin' strong
• 1:06:44
  Wanna know if we can get this on If you be my
• 1:06:46
  Mrs. Jones Mrs. Jones I don't mean to play your
• 1:06:54
  name But I'm gonna cause you kisses, Mrs. Jones
• 1:06:56
  We both know what's wrong But baby, we can get
• 1:06:58
  this on You miss them hugs and kisses You miss
• 1:07:22
  excitement at night And you miss excitement at
• 1:07:24
  night And girl, you don't feel the same And he's
• 1:07:26
  steady trippin', ain't he? Trippin', ain't he?
• 1:07:28
  Trippin', trippin', ain't he? And I'm gon' simply
• 1:07:30
  change it See, I can taste your cherry pie before
• 1:07:33
  I slide inside See, I miss those and cause they
• 1:07:36
  lonely and they kissin' I read between them lines
• 1:07:39
  I see that you be fine Cause he ain't even trying
• 1:07:42
  So I'm the one to ease your mind Girl, you ain't
• 1:07:44
  foolin' me Your man ain't who he used to be And
• 1:07:47
  plus, girl, he ain't cool You ain't gotta leave
• 1:07:55
  them, you can, you can be my Mrs. Jones Let's
• 1:08:26
  get busy, baby, take it off Make it wiggle when
• 1:08:29
  you out Labels gonna call the law Cause I'm about
• 1:08:32
  to break you off Got kids, knock them out Send
• 1:08:35
  them out with your spouse Make it rock when it's
• 1:08:38
  loud Wanna see you cry the loud Me and you, let's
• 1:08:40
  have a ball Make it hot like Arkansas Snatch
• 1:08:43
  the phone out the wall Let me see that monkey
• 1:08:45
  paw Take it low, ride it slow On the bed, on
• 1:08:49
  the floor Up and down, there we go Round and
• 1:08:51
  round, yeah I know you tired of creepin', but
• 1:09:01
  now you know you cheatin' But you with me because
• 1:09:03
  you like the way that Jay is eatin' You know
• 1:09:06
  it feels good, but we both know what's wrong
• 1:09:08
  It's what it is, girl, to my Mrs. Jones Mrs.,
• 1:09:15
  Mrs. Jones Don't need to say your name, but I'm
• 1:09:18
  gon' call you Mrs. Jones We both know what's
• 1:09:21
  wrong, but baby, we can do this song Ooh Man
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  Cow Show, and you're listening to my good pal
• 1:09:38
  and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy Hour.
• 1:09:42
  Wow, thank you. I love when people add the radio
• 1:09:44
  legend part. It boosts my ego. The show you secretly
• 1:09:48
  listen to, and that includes you, Mike Colta,
• 1:09:51
  stalking my pages. Whatever. Anyway, back to
• 1:09:55
  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome to... DOOR
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  IS CLOSING The other stations are tuned in too.
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  the place we arrive from the beach to the bay
• 1:11:30
  in the city's crazy moves we got New details
• 1:12:00
  about a rollover crash in Largo. Man, what is
• 1:12:03
  it about Largo? Everyone drives like a freaking
• 1:12:06
  idiot. First told you about this yesterday. That
• 1:12:10
  driver is now in custody. Loser! Police say the
• 1:12:14
  crash seriously injured three kids. That's good.
• 1:12:18
  Check. One of them has been released from the
• 1:12:20
  hospital. Police say Desmond Sanford was speeding
• 1:12:23
  on Dreyer Avenue. Failure in life. A new Sunday
• 1:12:26
  night when he lost control. That is video of
• 1:12:28
  the scene right there. Look at that. That is
• 1:12:31
  not good. And he should probably never be alone
• 1:12:34
  with the kids again. Happy Hot Topic. Two executions
• 1:12:39
  are scheduled to take place tomorrow in Florida.
• 1:12:42
  Took long enough. I don't know why we don't just
• 1:12:44
  kill him right away. Bye, bitch. James Duckett
• 1:12:48
  at noon and Dominic Occhione at 6 o 'clock, both
• 1:12:52
  at Florida State Prison. This is the first time
• 1:12:54
  the two inmates have been executed on the same
• 1:12:57
  day. Hell yeah. Celebrate good times, come on.
• 1:13:02
  Happy Hot Topic. A Tampa woman caught on camera
• 1:13:08
  throwing and kicking a dog. You see that video
• 1:13:11
  right here. Yeah, pig! Disturbing. Took a plea
• 1:13:14
  deal. Amania Davis was sentenced to 364 days
• 1:13:18
  in jail with 48 months of probation and... Wow!
• 1:13:21
  That's a lot of time for being a moron! You dare
• 1:13:25
  on him, bro! Wow! He was convicted of stealing
• 1:13:31
  tens of thousands of dollars from an older couple
• 1:13:33
  in Hillsborough County. And after 10 investigators
• 1:13:35
  began reporting on this case, this man was sentenced
• 1:13:39
  to prison. Tonight, the woman at the center of
• 1:13:41
  the case. So it was a contractor that ripped
• 1:13:44
  off an old woman. Burn it out! Alright Dennis,
• 1:13:48
  thank you. Hillsborough County deputies need
• 1:13:49
  your help tonight finding a hit and run driver
• 1:13:51
  who killed a man with dementia. I will never
• 1:13:55
  understand hit and run! Unless you're playing
• 1:14:01
  the Simpsons game. And what I mean by it is you're
• 1:14:05
  probably going to get arrested at the Seine.
• 1:14:08
  But if you're at the Seine, you'll be in less
• 1:14:11
  trouble. Fucking morons. America's newest millionaire
• 1:14:21
  is right here in the Bay Area. Hit me up. Last
• 1:14:25
  night's winning $800 million ticket was sold
• 1:14:28
  at Wawa. That was on State Road 70 in Bradenton.
• 1:14:31
  I was going to go and I forgot. I'm kidding.
• 1:14:36
  Pretty jealous. Happy Hot Topic. We move next
• 1:14:45
  here to our cover story and a string of car burglaries
• 1:14:48
  has neighbors in one Pasco County community on
• 1:14:50
  edge. Perfectly describes Pasco County. A bunch
• 1:14:56
  of disrespectful douchebags. Happy Hot Topic.
• 1:15:02
  Thank you, Jeff. The mothball mystery on St.
• 1:15:06
  Pete Beach is now solved. State wildlife officials
• 1:15:08
  say two beachfront business owners are responsible
• 1:15:12
  for spreading toxic mothballs in the sand to
• 1:15:14
  keep... Losers! ...birds away and preserve their
• 1:15:19
  own profits. Oh, wow. Bunch of dorks. But nothing's
• 1:15:25
  a bigger dork than Duke Energy. Burn in hell.
• 1:15:29
  Happy Hot Topic. Well, the agreement between
• 1:15:33
  the city of St. Petersburg and Duke Energy is
• 1:15:35
  set to expire on Friday. Yeah, this whole year
• 1:15:38
  flew by. And all the politicians claimed they
• 1:15:42
  were going to take care of this. Mm -hmm. By
• 1:15:46
  creating a new option, a new company, and the
• 1:15:48
  year flew by. And like usual, the politicians
• 1:15:52
  let us down. It comes as the city conducts a
• 1:15:55
  $600 ,000 study to see if they can handle power
• 1:15:57
  themselves. News Channel 8's Eden Hodges live
• 1:16:00
  in St. Peter's. Try anything. Take a chance.
• 1:16:04
  Have some credibility. Berg with more on the
• 1:16:07
  story for us. What's the latest, Eden? Well,
• 1:16:11
  Josh, there's a lot of uncertainty right now
• 1:16:13
  when it comes to how people are going to keep
• 1:16:15
  those lights on. Really, how much they're going
• 1:16:17
  to pay for that. I don't know what's worse, getting
• 1:16:20
  an angry email from your boss, getting an email
• 1:16:23
  about a subscription going up $1 .50, or your
• 1:16:26
  Duke Energy statement. Unless it's like January.
• 1:16:31
  Now a local spokesperson. Burn in hell. for local
• 1:16:34
  businesses around here tells me that kind of
• 1:16:37
  uncertainty, it's just not good for business.
• 1:16:39
  You don't say, honey. Whether business owners
• 1:16:43
  and residents will pay their power through the
• 1:16:45
  city or keep paying through Duke Energy, it's
• 1:16:48
  up in the air. Man, they are really screwing
• 1:16:52
  us over. But hey, at least they focused their
• 1:16:54
  time on the fucking raise. Giving businesses
• 1:17:00
  some certainty about where the energy is going
• 1:17:02
  to come from, who's going to be providing it,
• 1:17:04
  and what rates they're going to be paying, that's
• 1:17:07
  a pretty low bar for us to be able to hit as
• 1:17:09
  a community. Yeah, but the problem is the politicians
• 1:17:12
  get their cushy job and then quit caring about
• 1:17:16
  us. The city is nearing the end of a 30 -year
• 1:17:20
  franchise agreement with the company set to expire
• 1:17:22
  July 31st. You know what they should do? Is create
• 1:17:28
  their own company and never come back. Get out
• 1:17:36
  of there. Fuck you, dick. It's time for Fresno
• 1:17:42
  News. Since we are out of Fresno. We'll be right
• 1:18:11
  back. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! A Clay County man
• 1:18:49
  is facing charges for super speeding with a child
• 1:18:52
  in the vehicle. Oh, gaudy, gaudy gumdrops! Why
• 1:18:56
  are there so many freaking idiots in the world?
• 1:18:59
  Deputies say they caught Armando Martinez driving...
• 1:19:01
  Loser! ...driving 105 miles per hour in a 60
• 1:19:05
  mile per hour zone. That's good. Making Fresno
• 1:19:08
  look like crap! Time for Chicago News. From the
• 1:19:43
  berms to the block, that's a hell of a hike.
• 1:19:46
  Turn the dial, see his name on the lights. He
• 1:19:49
  got callers on the line trying to break they
• 1:19:51
  news. From the side to the sticks, they relate
• 1:19:53
  to the views. Every segment like a story from
• 1:19:56
  the avenue. Turn slick, then he fact check the
• 1:19:59
  attitude. This that Chicago. I know. Whoa! Happy
• 1:20:26
  hot topic! The south suburban Lansing, that is
• 1:20:31
  where a violent storm left, look at that, several
• 1:20:34
  blocks of major damage to homes. Yay! I have
• 1:20:39
  an aunt that lives in Barlett, and there's been
• 1:20:42
  constant weird weather going on. It has to be
• 1:20:46
  global warming. School cafeteria food is notorious
• 1:20:50
  for being bad. And teenagers today are apparently
• 1:20:53
  figuring a way around it. A new survey found
• 1:20:56
  nearly half of teens aged 13 to 17 use food delivery
• 1:21:00
  apps. Wow, I don't know how I feel about that.
• 1:21:05
  Let's move on for now, though. Mayor Johnson,
• 1:21:07
  as Liz just mentioned, about to sign a new executive
• 1:21:10
  order this morning. Yeah, so this is related,
• 1:21:13
  we've learned, to how and where the city buys
• 1:21:16
  its firearms. So they're doing tougher gun laws.
• 1:21:19
  Oh, it's totally going to work. It always works
• 1:21:22
  when they do that. It is a new effort to get
• 1:21:26
  kids to pay attention in class. Starting with
• 1:21:29
  the 2027 -28 school year, K -12 classrooms will
• 1:21:34
  become cell phone free. Alright. So I was talking
• 1:21:37
  to my friend Matt yesterday. There's going to
• 1:21:40
  be a teacher and I'm totally fine with that.
• 1:21:44
  You just got to make it where they can access
• 1:21:46
  it if there's a shooting. That's all you need.
• 1:21:52
  Before we go, a young man in Kenosha is bringing
• 1:21:54
  people nostalgia by creating a free Blockbuster
• 1:21:57
  movie pick -up box. That's awesome. Hopefully
• 1:22:00
  people return them. But even like back in the
• 1:22:03
  day in Blockbuster, they probably won't. And
• 1:22:07
  one of the underrated, annoying things about
• 1:22:09
  renting a movie was the late phase. Ravi, the
• 1:22:15
  DEA Chicago field office telling the I -team
• 1:22:17
  exclusively there has been a major influx of
• 1:22:20
  meth in the Chicago area. Oh, yeah, right before
• 1:22:23
  Lollapalooza. Which you would have to be on meth.
• 1:22:27
  Mm -hmm. To enjoy some of the bands at Lollapalooza.
• 1:22:35
  Winston -Salem News. Winston -Salem News. From
• 1:22:46
  Winston -Salem, I'm talking clean. Give a line
• 1:22:49
  of breeze in my daily routine. Got the draw when
• 1:22:52
  I roll through the lines. Slow with the words,
• 1:22:55
  but the thought still shines. Riding Hoppy on
• 1:22:58
  the mic all day. Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play.
• 1:23:01
  Say what he mean, let the truth come through.
• 1:23:04
  If it hit the room, then it hit the room. He
• 1:23:07
  don't bite his tongue. No, he let it fly. If
• 1:23:13
  it's on his mind. Winston Selim News Tell it
• 1:23:20
  true Winston Selim News Coming through Half an
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  hour on the dial Let it loose Winston Selim News
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  That's the truth Winston Selim News That's the
• 1:23:39
  truth Alright now A man arrested on multiple
• 1:23:48
  gun charges is due in court today. Greensboro
• 1:23:51
  police responded to a home on East Bessemer Avenue
• 1:23:54
  around 2 .30 yesterday morning. Ah, that's not
• 1:23:57
  a good time to go to a home. Police say a woman
• 1:23:59
  called 911 and said her ex -boyfriend, identified
• 1:24:02
  as Tyreek McCain, Loser! was trying to break
• 1:24:07
  into her home before That's good. Got it, got
• 1:24:10
  it, gov drops! Carolina Tar Heels fans will have
• 1:24:17
  a lot of questions. This after the university
• 1:24:19
  announced the general manager of the football
• 1:24:21
  team, Michael Lombardi, is now on paid administrative
• 1:24:25
  leave. Then it's not really a leave. It's a vacation.
• 1:24:30
  If you're paid up. Those are stupid. He on the
• 1:24:44
  dial, he don't fold Hoppy hour on the air, truth
• 1:24:47
  told cold Jacksonville headlines, he call it
• 1:24:51
  like he see it If it's foul in the duve, I best
• 1:24:53
  believe he gon' read it He speak his mind, no
• 1:24:55
  script, no filter If the room get tense, he get
• 1:24:59
  stiller Clips in the feed, names in the mud He
• 1:25:02
  don't smile through lies, he Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:25:39
  Actually, this is Madison Fogler. She picks up
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  Automated license plate reader cameras known
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  grow nationwide. Yeah, I don't like it, but I
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  this morning we're waiting for an update on how
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• 1:43:49
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  Come to find out at the age of 12, the doctors
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  decided I was autistic. Now at the age of 48,
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  I have completed an associate's degree in radio
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  no different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and
• 1:44:15
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  that autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.
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  To find out more about autism, please visit autismspeaks
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  .org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. Outro
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  Music I'm going to say them gays, oh, it's going
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  to blaze you, nothing is going to save you. Bets
• 1:45:29
  on the street, bets on the beat. If you want
• 1:45:33
  to bounce, bet every point to me. City shot time,
• 1:45:36
  where I put it down. Ain't no limit, drop a piece,
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  about a pound. Throws out a lot, cause you know
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  I call a shot. Stack a paper like the bacon so
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  it is hot. Hey! My home team. Super ugly with
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  I can miss a pimpin'. It's a gator team. Y 'all
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  don't know me through a dome. Gator. Gator warm.
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  I'm real. I'm spinning. And I ain't even driving.
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  I'm just parking lot pippin'. Slide off in the
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  club. Family man is in the 50s. Don't fresh,
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  don't clean. Push like an MLF and what it is.
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  What it is. What it do. What it do. Don't shout
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  it. Let me see you get loose. Get loose. You
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  And P .I .P. I'm coming. Outro Music And the
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  I like them light -skinned Feel what it's like,
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  now I'm winnin', winnin', winnin' Don't agree,
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  in my glass like they all best friends We'll
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  Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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  skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
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  In a recent study, people with autism are less
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  an on -air personality for many years. Always
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  Yeah, yeah, 50, baby You already know what it
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  mama, I had to do it to him 40, I see you Oh,
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  It don't happen when I stay late Yeah, boy wonder
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  I swear it's like this every single time Toronto,
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  I got you Outro Music Scheduling million dollar
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  meetings with the president Someone cut the lights
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  on, where is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo,
• 1:51:44
  watch me as I settle in I deserve an MTV show
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  for me and my people And if you tryna zone, I
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  got a whole switch to sweep through Rappers all
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  liars and they women all deceitful Added to they
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  subtract me, I'd never be a equal Flash for these
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  strizzled the nigga in the lead now, Weezy told
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  me just write every single thing you need down,
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  then he got it for me and I'm happy as can be
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  now, about to start balling like I'm coming off
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  a rebound, yeah, and I should have the most bragging
• 1:52:11
  rights, because the niggas spit crack, bag it
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  tight, hate what rappers say, they trying to
• 1:52:17
  get their swagger right, cause I became a more
• 1:52:19
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• 1:52:22
  hater, you should do you, you ain't heard of
• 1:52:24
  me, then you should go and get a blue slew, oops,
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  I mean a red slew, Wayne's here too, bet he felt
• 1:52:30
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• 1:52:33
  I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't
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  seein' no badge It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate
• 1:52:39
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• 1:52:42
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• 1:52:44
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• 1:52:47
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  Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin' like a Camelite,
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  stupid hoe, ask me But don't me shit about me,
• 1:52:57
  and know the game really ain't shit without me,
• 1:53:00
  she might have to pay me, but I dick her down
• 1:53:03
  free, wanna know if it's the truth, and pull
• 1:53:05
  the zipper down to see, down to see, yeah, um,
• 1:53:15
  I'm gone now, this is my galaxy, this is my premise,
• 1:53:20
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• 1:53:27
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  tattoo, I had to kick my princess up out my cassock,
• 1:53:45
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• 1:53:50
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  ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker, the
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• 1:53:58
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  spend them bucks and then just fuck her and If
• 1:54:27
  I told you I'ma do it, I did it, got my city
• 1:54:29
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• 1:54:32
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• 1:54:34
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• 1:54:39
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• 1:54:42
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• 1:54:47
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• 1:54:52
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• 1:54:54
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• 1:54:57
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• 1:54:59
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• 1:55:02
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• 1:55:10
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• 1:56:37
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• 1:57:26
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• 1:57:28
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• 1:57:31
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• 1:58:32
  that, it's gone. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 1:58:36
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 1:58:41
  poop. I'll catch you in the next, and we'll call
• 1:58:44
  it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour
• 1:58:57
  is now over. This concludes our broadcast day.
• 1:59:14
  Good night, and God bless America.