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Fast Five Shorts | A Lululemon v. Vuori Lightning Round · Omni Talk Retail

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  Viori
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  just
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  hit
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  a
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  $5.5
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  billion
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  evaluation,
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  thanks
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  to
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  their
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  latest
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  $825
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  million
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  funding
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  round.
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  If
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  Lululemon
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  and
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  Viori
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  were
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  side
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  by
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  side
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  in
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  the
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  mall,
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  which
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  one
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  are
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  you
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  going
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  to
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  first?
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  Oh,
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  I,
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  I
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  think
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  you're
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  the
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  same
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  on
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  this
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  one,
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  but
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  I'm
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  curious.
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  I
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  want
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  to
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  hear
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  what
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  you
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  think,
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  too,
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  but
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  for
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  me,
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  it's
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  Lululemon.
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  Like,
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  yeah,
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  the,
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  the
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  Fury
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  stuff
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  does
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  not
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  fit
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  my
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  tall
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  torso.
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  Body
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  very
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  well.
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  And,
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  you
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  know,
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  it
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  just,
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  it
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  just.
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  Doesn'T
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  More
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  than
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  viewers
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  needed
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  to
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  know.
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  But,
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  yes,
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  I
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  think
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  I'm
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  general.
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  That's
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  a
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  problem
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  for
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  me.
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  But
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  you
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  are,
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  too.
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  Okay.
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  Yeah,
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  generally
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  speaking,
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  I
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  have
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  problems
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  with
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  everything
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  that
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  fits
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  me,
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  but
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  Lululemon
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  does
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  it
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  better
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  than,
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  than
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  Vi
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  for
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  me.
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  But
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  what
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  about
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  you?
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  You're
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  the
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  same
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  way.
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  No,
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  I,
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  I,
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  I'm
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  still,
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  I'm
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  still
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  kind
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  of
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  a
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  Lululemon
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  loyalist.
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  I've
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  got
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  a
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  few
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  Vori
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  products
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  that
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  are
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  very
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  nice,
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  but
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  I
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  also,
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  I
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  don't
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  know.
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  It's,
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  it's
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  not.
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  Yeah.
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  I
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  don't
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  know.
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  I'm,
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  I'm
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  gonna
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  still
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  go
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  to
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  Lulu
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  first.
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  Sorry,
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  Vi.
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  Yeah,
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  I
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  do.
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  You're
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  good.
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  You're
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  good.
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  You
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  still,
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  you
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  can
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  still
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  get
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  a
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  sizable
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  chunk
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  of
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  the
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  market.
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  All
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  right.
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  And
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  a
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  raccoon
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  was
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  recently
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  seen
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  falling
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  from
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  the
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  ceiling
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  at
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  LaGuardia
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  Airport.
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  Where
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  does
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  a
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  falling
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  raccoon
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  rank
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  in
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  terms
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  of
• 1:10
  the
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  worst
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  things
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  you
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  have
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  encountered
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  at
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  the
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  most
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  godforsaken
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  place
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  on
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  Earth,
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  aka
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  the
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  LaGuardia
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  Airport?
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  You
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  know,
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  I
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  feel
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  really
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  bad
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  when
• 1:18
  I
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  read
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  this
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  headline
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  because
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  LaGuardia
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  has
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  done
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  such
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  a
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  good
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  job
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  cleaning
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  itself.
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  They
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  have.
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  In
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  fairness,
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  they
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  have.
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  Oh,
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  my
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  God.
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  They
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  are
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  just.
• 1:25
  It's
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  like
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  unrecognized.
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  It's
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  a
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  great
• 1:26
  airport
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  now.
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  Airports
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  gotten
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  so
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  much
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  better.
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  But,
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  I
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  mean,
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  I
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  saw
• 1:31
  somebody
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  that
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  was.
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  Yeah,
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  I.
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  The
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  bathrooms
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  at
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  LaGuardia.
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  You
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  never
• 1:37
  know
• 1:37
  what
• 1:37
  you're
• 1:37
  going
• 1:38
  to
• 1:38
  find
• 1:38
  in
• 1:38
  there.
• 1:38
  You
• 1:38
  think
• 1:38
  Vegas
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  is
• 1:39
  bad,
• 1:40
  but
• 1:41
  I've
• 1:41
  seen,
• 1:42
  I've
• 1:42
  seen
• 1:43
  things
• 1:43
  that
• 1:43
  I
• 1:43
  will
• 1:43
  never
• 1:44
  unsee
• 1:44
  in
• 1:44
  the
• 1:45
  bathroom
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  at
• 1:45
  LaGuardia
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  Airport.
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  So
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  I'm
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  going
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  to
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  say
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  that's,
• 1:47
  that's
• 1:48
  worse
• 1:48
  than
• 1:48
  a
• 1:49
  raccoon
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  falling
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  from
• 1:49
  the
• 1:50
  sky.
• 1:50
  Although
• 1:50
  that
• 1:50
  would
• 1:50
  be
• 1:51
  very,
• 1:51
  very
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  bad.
• 1:53
  Yes.
• 1:53
  Worst
• 1:54
  bathrooms
• 1:54
  worth
• 1:54
  worst
• 1:55
  bathrooms
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  in
• 1:55
  airports
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  real
• 1:56
  quick.
• 1:56
  And
• 1:56
  rankings.
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  One
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  is
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  LaGuardia.
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  Two
• 1:58
  is
• 1:58
  Dallas.
• 1:59
  Love.
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  Three.
• 1:59
  Love
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  Las
• 2:00
  Vegas.
• 2:00
  That.
• 2:00
  That's
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  my
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  top
• 2:01
  three
• 2:01
  worst
• 2:02
  bathroom
• 2:02
  airport.
• 2:02
  I
• 2:03
  think
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  this
• 2:03
  might
• 2:03
  have
• 2:04
  to
• 2:04
  be
• 2:04
  a
• 2:04
  breakout
• 2:05
  session
• 2:05
  where
• 2:05
  we
• 2:06
  standalone
• 2:06
  show
• 2:07
  because
• 2:07
  it
• 2:08
  is
• 2:08
  different
• 2:08
  for
• 2:09
  the
• 2:09
  women.
• 2:09
  I
• 2:09
  think
• 2:10
  there
• 2:10
  are
• 2:10
  definitely.
• 2:10
  Oh,
• 2:11
  right.
• 2:11
  There
• 2:11
  are
• 2:11
  definitely
• 2:12
  different
• 2:13
  experiences
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  for
• 2:14
  women
• 2:14
  in
• 2:15
  bathrooms.
• 2:17
  I
• 2:17
  would
• 2:17
  say
• 2:18
  Amsterdam,
• 2:19
  worst
• 2:19
  airport
• 2:20
  or
• 2:20
  sorry,
• 2:21
  worst
• 2:21
  bathrooms
• 2:22
  in
• 2:22
  the
• 2:22
  entire.
• 2:23
  Yeah,
• 2:23
  you're
• 2:23
  bringing
• 2:23
  international
• 2:24
  into
• 2:24
  this,
• 2:24
  into
• 2:25
  this
• 2:25
  question
• 2:25
  now.
• 2:26
  Oh
• 2:27
  my
• 2:27
  God.
• 2:28
  We're
• 2:28
  going
• 2:28
  to
• 2:28
  put
• 2:28
  you
• 2:28
  in
• 2:29
  a
• 2:29
  hot
• 2:29
  steamy
• 2:30
  dungeon
• 2:30
  in
• 2:30
  the
• 2:30
  basement
• 2:31
  and
• 2:31
  there's
• 2:31
  only
• 2:31
  three
• 2:31
  stalls,
• 2:32
  so
• 2:32
  good
• 2:32
  luck.
• 2:33
  And
• 2:33
  everybody
• 2:33
  just
• 2:33
  got
• 2:33
  off
• 2:34
  an
• 2:34
  eight
• 2:34
  hour
• 2:34
  flight.
• 2:35
  Okay.
• 2:37
  Yes.
• 2:38
  All
• 2:38
  right,
• 2:38
  Chris,
• 2:39
  question
• 2:39
  number
• 2:40
  three.
• 2:40
  Got
• 2:40
  to
• 2:40
  give
• 2:41
  a
• 2:41
  shout
• 2:41
  out
• 2:41
  to
• 2:42
  our
• 2:42
  omnistar,
• 2:43
  Allison
• 2:43
  Peterson,
• 2:44
  who
• 2:44
  just
• 2:44
  opened
• 2:45
  Carter's
• 2:46
  first
• 2:47
  ever
• 2:47
  7,000
• 2:48
  square
• 2:48
  foot
• 2:49
  flagship
• 2:49
  store
• 2:49
  in
• 2:50
  Atlanta
• 2:50
  last
• 2:50
  week.
• 2:50
  Complete
• 2:51
  with
• 2:51
  a
• 2:51
  mother's
• 2:51
  lounge
• 2:52
  for
• 2:52
  nursing
• 2:52
  moms,
• 2:52
  a
• 2:53
  gift
• 2:53
  wrapping
• 2:53
  area,
• 2:53
  a
• 2:54
  gift
• 2:54
  shop
• 2:54
  and
• 2:55
  a
• 2:55
  toddler
• 2:55
  tested
• 2:56
  playhouse
• 2:56
  for
• 2:56
  independent
• 2:57
  play
• 2:57
  while
• 2:58
  their
• 2:58
  adults
• 2:59
  shop.
• 2:59
  Given
• 2:59
  your
• 3:00
  background
• 3:00
  and
• 3:00
  baby,
• 3:01
  what's
• 3:01
  the
• 3:01
  one
• 3:01
  thing
• 3:02
  that
• 3:02
  you
• 3:02
  would
• 3:02
  ask
• 3:03
  Alison
• 3:03
  to
• 3:03
  test
• 3:04
  in
• 3:04
  this
• 3:04
  new
• 3:04
  flagship
• 3:05
  store?
• 3:05
  Chris?
• 3:07
  Oh
• 3:07
  man,
• 3:07
  this
• 3:07
  was
• 3:07
  a,
• 3:08
  this
• 3:08
  was
• 3:08
  hard
• 3:08
  because
• 3:08
  I,
• 3:09
  you
• 3:09
  know,
• 3:09
  it
• 3:09
  sounds
• 3:09
  like
• 3:09
  it's
• 3:09
  got
• 3:10
  everything
• 3:10
  that
• 3:10
  you
• 3:10
  would
• 3:11
  generally
• 3:11
  expect.
• 3:13
  You
• 3:13
  know
• 3:13
  what
• 3:13
  I
• 3:13
  came
• 3:14
  up
• 3:14
  with
• 3:14
  though
• 3:14
  was
• 3:14
  because
• 3:15
  there's
• 3:15
  a
• 3:16
  lot
• 3:16
  of
• 3:16
  products
• 3:16
  that
• 3:16
  people
• 3:17
  probably
• 3:17
  want
• 3:17
  to
• 3:17
  return
• 3:18
  off
• 3:18
  the
• 3:18
  registry,
• 3:19
  particularly
• 3:19
  from
• 3:19
  Carter's.
• 3:20
  I
• 3:20
  like
• 3:20
  the
• 3:20
  idea
• 3:21
  that
• 3:21
  Nikki
• 3:21
  Barrett
• 3:21
  shared
• 3:22
  with
• 3:22
  us
• 3:22
  in
• 3:22
  terms
• 3:22
  of
• 3:22
  like
• 3:23
  a
• 3:23
  mobile
• 3:24
  stood
• 3:24
  associate
• 3:25
  return
• 3:26
  process
• 3:27
  that
• 3:27
  like
• 3:27
  she,
• 3:27
  I
• 3:28
  think
• 3:28
  it
• 3:28
  was
• 3:28
  at
• 3:28
  North
• 3:28
  Face,
• 3:28
  right,
• 3:29
  And
• 3:29
  that
• 3:29
  that's
• 3:29
  where
• 3:29
  she's,
• 3:30
  where
• 3:30
  they
• 3:30
  were
• 3:30
  doing
• 3:30
  that.
• 3:31
  And
• 3:31
  I
• 3:31
  think
• 3:31
  that,
• 3:32
  yeah,
• 3:32
  that
• 3:33
  that
• 3:33
  could
• 3:33
  be
• 3:33
  a
• 3:33
  good
• 3:33
  idea
• 3:33
  because
• 3:34
  the
• 3:34
  idea
• 3:34
  that
• 3:34
  Nikki
• 3:35
  shared
• 3:35
  with
• 3:35
  us
• 3:35
  was
• 3:35
  like,
• 3:35
  like,
• 3:36
  right.
• 3:36
  People
• 3:37
  get
• 3:37
  their
• 3:37
  return
• 3:38
  taken
• 3:38
  care
• 3:38
  of
• 3:38
  right
• 3:38
  as
• 3:39
  they
• 3:39
  enter
• 3:39
  and
• 3:39
  then
• 3:39
  they're,
• 3:40
  they
• 3:40
  have
• 3:40
  that
• 3:40
  cash
• 3:41
  in
• 3:41
  hand
• 3:41
  and
• 3:41
  they're
• 3:41
  going
• 3:41
  to
• 3:41
  spend
• 3:42
  more
• 3:42
  with
• 3:42
  you
• 3:42
  as
• 3:42
  well.
• 3:43
  So
• 3:43
  that
• 3:43
  was
• 3:43
  my
• 3:43
  idea.
• 3:44
  That's
• 3:44
  a
• 3:45
  great
• 3:45
  idea.
• 3:45
  Plus
• 3:46
  like
• 3:46
  being
• 3:46
  able
• 3:46
  to
• 3:47
  as
• 3:47
  a
• 3:47
  new
• 3:47
  parent
• 3:48
  too,
• 3:48
  to
• 3:48
  like
• 3:48
  be
• 3:49
  able
• 3:49
  to
• 3:49
  walk
• 3:49
  up
• 3:49
  to
• 3:50
  a
• 3:50
  mom
• 3:50
  and
• 3:50
  just
• 3:50
  be
• 3:51
  like,
• 3:51
  what
• 3:51
  do
• 3:51
  you
• 3:51
  need?
• 3:52
  Turn.
• 3:52
  Let
• 3:52
  me
• 3:52
  take
• 3:52
  it
• 3:53
  from
• 3:53
  your
• 3:53
  stroller
• 3:54
  here.
• 3:54
  Is
• 3:54
  that
• 3:54
  your,
• 3:55
  you
• 3:55
  know,
• 3:55
  here's
• 3:55
  your
• 3:55
  card
• 3:56
  or
• 3:56
  whatever
• 3:56
  or
• 3:57
  like
• 3:57
  your,
• 3:57
  the
• 3:57
  mom's,
• 3:58
  you
• 3:58
  know,
• 3:58
  trying
• 3:59
  to
• 3:59
  nurse
• 3:59
  the
• 3:59
  baby
• 4:00
  or
• 4:00
  whatever,
• 4:00
  like
• 4:00
  watch
• 4:01
  the
• 4:01
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• 4:01
  Like
• 4:01
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• 4:02
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• 4:02
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• 4:02
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• 4:02
  great
• 4:03
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• 4:03
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• 4:03
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• 4:03
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• 4:04
  So
• 4:04
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• 4:05
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• 4:05
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• 4:06
  listening.
• 4:07
  That's
• 4:07
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• 4:07
  great
• 4:07
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• 4:08
  Listening.
• 4:08
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• 4:09
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• 4:09
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• 4:09
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• 4:09
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• 4:09
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• 4:10
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• 4:11
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• 4:11
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• 4:11
  A
• 4:12
  new
• 4:12
  AI.
• 4:12
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• 4:12
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• 4:12
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• 4:13
  A
• 4:13
  new
• 4:13
  AI
• 4:14
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• 4:14
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• 4:14
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• 4:15
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• 4:15
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• 4:15
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• 4:16
  authenticate
• 4:17
  sneakers
• 4:17
  by
• 4:18
  their
• 4:18
  smell.
• 4:20
  And
• 4:20
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• 4:20
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• 4:20
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• 4:20
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• 4:20
  sneaker
• 4:21
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• 4:22
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• 4:23
  notes
• 4:23
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• 4:23
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• 4:24
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• 4:24
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• 4:25
  find
• 4:25
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• 4:25
  your
• 4:25
  pre
• 4:26
  worn
• 4:26
  Nikes?
• 4:27
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• 4:28
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• 4:28
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• 4:29
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• 4:30
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• 4:30
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• 4:30
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• 4:30
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• 4:31
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• 4:31
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• 4:32
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• 4:32
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• 4:32
  ask
• 4:33
  why
• 4:33
  this
• 4:34
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• 4:34
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• 4:34
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• 4:34
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• 4:34
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• 4:35
  I
• 4:36
  smell
• 4:36
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• 4:37
  You
• 4:37
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• 4:37
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• 4:37
  smell
• 4:38
  your
• 4:38
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• 4:39
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• 4:39
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• 4:39
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• 4:39
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• 4:39
  You
• 4:39
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• 4:40
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• 4:41
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• 4:41
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• 4:41
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• 4:42
  lavender
• 4:42
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• 4:44
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• 4:44
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• 4:45
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• 4:45
  yoga,
• 4:46
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• 4:46
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• 4:46
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• 4:46
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• 4:47
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• 4:47
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• 4:48
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• 4:48
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• 4:48
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• 4:48
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• 4:48
  smelling.
• 4:49
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• 4:49
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• 4:49
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• 4:49
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• 4:50
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• 4:50
  a
• 4:50
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• 4:50
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• 4:51
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• 4:52
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• 4:52
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• 4:52
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• 4:53
  lavender
• 4:53
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• 4:54
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• 4:54
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• 4:54
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• 4:55
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• 4:55
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• 4:55
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• 4:56
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• 4:56
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• 4:57
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• 4:57
  into
• 4:58
  my
• 4:58
  sneakers,
• 4:59
  so
• 5:00
  my
• 5:00
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• 5:00
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• 5:01
  smell
• 5:01
  like
• 5:01
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• 5:03
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• 5:03
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• 5:03
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• 5:03
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• 5:03
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• 5:04
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• 5:04
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• 5:05
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• 5:05
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• 5:05
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• 5:05
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• 5:06
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• 5:06
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• 5:06
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• 5:06
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• 5:06
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• 5:07
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• 5:07
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• 5:07
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• 5:07
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• 5:07
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• 5:08
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• 5:08
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• 5:08
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• 5:08
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• 5:08
  oaky
• 5:09
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• 5:09
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• 5:10
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• 5:10
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• 5:10
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• 5:11
  with
• 5:11
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• 5:11
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• 5:11
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• 5:12
  With
• 5:12
  the
• 5:12
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• 5:13
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• 5:13
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• 5:13
  you
• 5:13
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• 5:13
  all
• 5:13
  the
• 5:13
  time.
• 5:14
  Oh,
• 5:14
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• 5:14
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• 5:15
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• 5:15
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• 5:15
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• 5:16
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• 5:16
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• 5:16
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• 5:17
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• 5:17
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• 5:17
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• 5:17
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• 5:18
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• 5:18
  grass.
• 5:19
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• 5:19
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• 5:20
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• 5:20
  you
• 5:20
  go.
• 5:20
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• 5:21
  Yes.
• 5:21
  Asphalt.
• 5:23
  Asphalt.
• 5:24
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• 5:25
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• 5:25
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• 5:26
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• 5:26
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• 5:27
  Which
• 5:27
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• 5:27
  weird.
• 5:28
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• 5:28
  I
• 5:28
  have.
• 5:29
  This
• 5:29
  is
• 5:29
  like,
• 5:29
  a
• 5:30
  crazy
• 5:30
  thing,
• 5:30
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• 5:31
  I
• 5:32
  used
• 5:32
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• 5:33
  use
• 5:33
  a
• 5:33
  lavender
• 5:34
  room
• 5:34
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• 5:35
  like,
• 5:35
  cleaner
• 5:35
  spray
• 5:36
  and
• 5:37
  when
• 5:37
  my
• 5:37
  kid
• 5:37
  was
• 5:38
  sick
• 5:38
  when
• 5:38
  he
• 5:38
  was
• 5:38
  little,
• 5:39
  and
• 5:39
  so
• 5:39
  it
• 5:39
  always
• 5:40
  reminds
• 5:40
  me
• 5:40
  of
• 5:40
  vomit.
• 5:41
  So
• 5:41
  I
• 5:41
  cannot
• 5:41
  smell
• 5:42
  lavender
• 5:42
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• 5:42
  I
• 5:43
  equate
• 5:43
  that
• 5:43
  smell
• 5:43
  to
• 5:44
  vomit.
• 5:45
  So
• 5:45
  just
• 5:45
  in
• 5:45
  case
• 5:45
  anybody
• 5:46
  cares
• 5:46
  and
• 5:46
  wants
• 5:46
  to
• 5:47
  get
• 5:47
  deep
• 5:47
  into
• 5:47
  the
• 5:47
  depths
• 5:48
  of
• 5:48
  why
• 5:48
  I
• 5:48
  can't
• 5:48
  stand
• 5:49
  lavender,
• 5:49
  it's
• 5:49
  because
• 5:50
  it
• 5:50
  covers
• 5:51
  up
• 5:51
  the
• 5:51
  smell
• 5:51
  of
• 5:51
  vomit
• 5:51
  to
• 5:52
  me,
• 5:52
  so.
• 5:52
  Oh,
• 5:52
  that's
• 5:53
  not
• 5:53
  a
• 5:53
  good.
• 5:53
  Not
• 5:53
  a.
• 5:54
  So
• 5:54
  you're
• 5:55
  not
• 5:55
  down
• 5:55
  with
• 5:55
  the
• 5:55
  lavender
• 5:56
  latte
• 5:56
  then,
• 5:56
  either?
• 5:57
  And
• 5:57
  that's
• 5:57
  why.
• 5:57
  Oh,
• 5:57
  God.
• 5:58
  That's
• 5:58
  like
• 5:58
  drinking
• 5:59
  vomit
• 5:59
  to
• 5:59
  me.
• 6:00
  No.
• 6:01
  Can't
• 6:01
  do
• 6:01
  lavender.
• 6:02
  Love.
• 6:02
  Love
• 6:03
  and
• 6:03
  appreciate
• 6:04
  that.
• 6:04
  It's
• 6:04
  so
• 6:04
  good
• 6:04
  for
• 6:05
  so
• 6:05
  many
• 6:05
  people
• 6:05
  and
• 6:05
  comforting.
• 6:06
  It
• 6:06
  makes
• 6:06
  me
• 6:07
  think
• 6:07
  of
• 6:08
  fresh
• 6:08
  barf.
• 6:09
  A
• 6:09
  fresh
• 6:09
  barf.
• 6:10
  As.
• 6:10
  As
• 6:11
  they
• 6:11
  said
• 6:11
  on
• 6:11
  SNL
• 6:12
  last
• 6:12
  week.
• 6:13
  All
• 6:14
  right.
• 6:14
  But,
• 6:14
  you
• 6:15
  know,
• 6:15
  and
• 6:15
  in
• 6:15
  closing.
• 6:15
  And
• 6:16
  one
• 6:16
  thing
• 6:16
  I
• 6:16
  do
• 6:16
  want
• 6:16
  to
• 6:16
  share,
• 6:17
  I
• 6:17
  went
• 6:17
  to
• 6:17
  Starbucks
• 6:18
  this
• 6:18
  week,
• 6:18
  you
• 6:18
  know,
• 6:18
  thinking
• 6:19
  of
• 6:19
  lavender
• 6:19
  lattes.
• 6:20
  20
• 6:21
  minutes.
• 6:21
  It
• 6:21
  took
• 6:21
  me
• 6:22
  20
• 6:22
  minutes
• 6:22
  to
• 6:22
  get
• 6:23
  my
• 6:23
  drink.
• 6:23
  20
• 6:23
  minutes
• 6:24
  from
• 6:24
  the
• 6:24
  time
• 6:24
  I
• 6:24
  ordered
• 6:24
  it
• 6:25
  to
• 6:25
  when
• 6:25
  it
• 6:25
  was
• 6:25
  in
• 6:26
  hand.
• 6:26
  You
• 6:26
  need
• 6:26
  to
• 6:27
  send
• 6:27
  Brian
• 6:27
  Nichols.
• 6:28
  You
• 6:28
  need
• 6:28
  to
• 6:29
  send
• 6:29
  him
• 6:29
  a
• 6:30
  direct
• 6:30
  message
• 6:31
  about
• 6:31
  that
• 6:31
  experience.
• 6:32
  I
• 6:32
  want
• 6:32
  to
• 6:32
  hear.
• 6:32
  I
• 6:33
  bet
• 6:33
  he'll.
• 6:33
  Bet
• 6:33
  he'll
• 6:34
  get
• 6:34
  back
• 6:34
  to
• 6:34
  you.
• 6:35
  22
• 6:36
  minutes.
• 6:36
  That's
• 6:36
  just
• 6:36
  crazy.
• 6:37
  That's
• 6:37
  just
• 6:37
  too
• 6:37
  long.