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Far from the Madding Cows (Promo) · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: All right now we can move on can the real
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  Speaker 1: world can we after this not really but we still
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: have to threaten people god forbid we not get a
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  Speaker 1: movie thread in so um i was going through we
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  Speaker 1: don't really have any specific things that crossed over with
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  Speaker 1: this week sometimes i find a thread this time i
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  Speaker 1: just went with this one because i like the idea
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  Speaker 1: it's Equally as ridiculous as everything else we've been talking about.
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  Speaker 1: So the one I came across is Kill Katie Malone.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh.
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  Speaker 3: You like the idea of Katie Malone being killed?
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  Speaker 2: Once we get into this.
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  Speaker 1: So the plot, according to the back of a box
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  Speaker 1: that I found, says, College kids and best friends, Ginger, Jim,
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  Speaker 1: and Dixie. I mean, don't you like these kids already?
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  Speaker 1: They pool their cash to buy a.
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  Speaker 2: Ghost in an online auction.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Are you not on board? I got to that and
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  Speaker 3: I was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, this is so dumb. I can see us
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  Speaker 1: doing it. Stop reading and just press play. And just
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  Speaker 1: start watching that movie.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I thought. So, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The three think it's a goof, but once they open
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  Speaker 1: up the antique box to examine their treasure, in quotes,
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  Speaker 1: they unleash the vengeful spirit of an Irish servant girl
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  Speaker 1: who's been wreaking havoc on her owners throughout generations.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds fun.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm kind of okay with putting that.
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  Speaker 3: On the list. IMD described it in a nutshell as fantastic, thrilling,
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  Speaker 3: and violent.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: These are words we're looking for in our movies. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if you guys don't come up with something better, I'm
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  Speaker 1: fine with putting Kill Katie Malone on the list.
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  Speaker 3: It's got Stephen Coletti in it, which I think is
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  Speaker 3: an actual actor. Hmm. I don't know that it is.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway.
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  Speaker 3: It's got someone named Lil' J.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we're taking it back off the list.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know Lil' J was in this.
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  Speaker 3: Never mind. So, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I like it if people just come up with movies
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  Speaker 1: all on their own and join the club and put
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  Speaker 1: them on our list and then we don't have to
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  Speaker 1: come up with this nonsense. But instead, I have to
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  Speaker 1: go out in the world and find a ghost that
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  Speaker 1: you buy online.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Stephen Coletti was on One Tree Hill. That's a show.
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  Speaker 3: Which season? Ah, that's a good question.
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  Speaker 2: Because it takes a turn.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, awesome, awesome. Wait, what are we doing? And
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  Speaker 1: by the end, I was like, is this show still on?
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  Speaker 1: If Hillary's not here, you're wasting my time. Speaking of
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  Speaker 1: wasting time, if you don't give us something better, we're
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  Speaker 1: going to say things, and then we're going to say
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  Speaker 1: ridiculous things like this.
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  Speaker 2: He's gorgeous. The sister's gorgeous. Their cousin's gorgeous. This is
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  Speaker 2: why everybody's hooking up.
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  Speaker 1: Well, knowing you, that sounds like you, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what happened.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully, you didn't die. No, I did. I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I felt like I was going to die.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a g-g-g-ghost, you have to tell us now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I would tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I would be cool with it, actually.
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  Speaker 1: First one almost ties to the movie.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, does.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of, but indirectly. Or directly, but so distantly that
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't really tie to the movie.
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  Speaker 3: Like, you don't have to see it.
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  Speaker 1: But it has a very specific thing from the movie
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  Speaker 1: that plays an important part in it.
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  Speaker 3: A friend of mine has recently turned me on to necrophilia.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Zombies versus infected people versus not zombies versus being dead
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  Speaker 2: or undead versus just sick. That was fun.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember any, during the mad cow disease, I
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  Speaker 3: don't remember any reports of man eating hamburger patties.
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  Speaker 1: I wish.
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  Speaker 2: And in this one, he continues to be creepy, but like,
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  Speaker 2: he can also kind of get it.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's what I've heard about this movie. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like everybody's getting it in this movie. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: It's very sexual.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Way more than I, like I kind of knew
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  Speaker 1: some of it was going there, but there's a lot of,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of focus on the free will. If you're,
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  Speaker 1: if you're given this life, what are you going to
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  Speaker 1: do with it? And you realize really quickly if there's
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  Speaker 1: nothing else telling you not to do that, why wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: you just do that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Some of them were just like, nope, they just dig
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  Speaker 3: up corpses and fiddle around with them. And I'm like, Ooh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It ties to one of mine.
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  Speaker 3: And fiddle around is putting it mildly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That one's a more fun one, because at least
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  Speaker 1: she's back from the dead, so you know.
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  Speaker 2: So I could see how it's very controversial. I told
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  Speaker 2: my friends afterwards, I was like, I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: directly recommend it to you, because I don't want you
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  Speaker 2: to watch it and go, Nora told me to watch this?
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  Speaker 2: Nora's a freak. Which we already know that, so it's okay.
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  Speaker 3: But your regular friends, they're not prepared for that.
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  Speaker 2: It's a wild ride. Going not knowing what it's about.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of bodily fluids that happen that I
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  Speaker 2: was not expecting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was one of the things you complained about.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Joy. They even showed little babies. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Little babies humping each other.
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  Speaker 2: Which was interesting. Yeah. They're mad. Joy.
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  Speaker 3: Putting stuff on the shelves, and she found a product
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  Speaker 3: that she was telling us about this, and she was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we had this stuff. I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 3: And I asked the guy, and he said it was
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  Speaker 3: something called VCR head cleaner. Yeah, it was fancy. Technology.
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  Speaker 2: You had to clean your VHS.
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  Speaker 1: You're probably a slacker, and you aren't even cleaning your
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  Speaker 1: streaming service ever, are you? No.
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  Speaker 2: You heathen. No. Also, the banjo music in that scene
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  Speaker 2: was so overpowering that they're like having a conversation and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, turn down the banjo. I have said
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  Speaker 2: that exact line. I cannot hear what you are saying.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, your mom's dead. Suck it up.
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  Speaker 3: We can smoke dope together, but God forbid we talk
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  Speaker 3: about boyfriends.
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  Speaker 2: Whereas I weirdly thought Billy Zane looked like he could
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  Speaker 2: be dating his daughter.
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  Speaker 1: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: Why didn't we work with that? Should we check on mother?
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  Speaker 3: Has she been eaten?
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  Speaker 2: Who knows?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, who hasn't tried to drunkenly get ice out
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  Speaker 3: of a hotel ice machine?
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  Speaker 1: By sticking their head in it and looking for it.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: It's really gross and, like, really beautiful and it's really something.
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  Speaker 1: Recommend!
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  Speaker 2: I'll recommend it to this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are weird, so you'll like it. You'll like it.
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  Speaker 1: Or at least be interested by it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it could be.
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  Speaker 3: Be like, I want you to be sexy when I
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  Speaker 3: put you in the room.
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  Speaker 2: Again, with the necrophilia. Here we go. The theme circles back.
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  Speaker 1: Who doesn't love necrophilia? So come up with a better
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  Speaker 1: option than whatever we had to watch and whatever we're
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  Speaker 1: potentially going to watch like Kill Katie Malone. And go
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: to MovieMeltdown.com, join the Meltdown Horror Club, and give us
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  Speaker 1: something better to watch. Or worse.
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  Speaker 3: We don't care. Or we'll kill Katie Malone. It's like
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  Speaker 3: a threat at this point.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wait. It was always a threat.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I hope there's someone out there named Katie
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  Speaker 3: Malone who every time we say, we're going to kill
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  Speaker 3: Katie Malone, is like, eh.
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  Speaker 1: Or she's calling the police right now. These weirdos are
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  Speaker 1: threatening me on the internet. That's what the internet's for, man.
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  Speaker 3: Don't worry, Katie Malone. We can barely tie our own shoes.
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  Speaker 3: That's kind of true.
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  Speaker 2: This one's too tight. It's cold. I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: leave the house.