Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #495 We Don't BODY SUSPENSION the Same W/ Neil Chakrabarti
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- 0:00Speaker 1: But it's up.
- 0:01Speaker 2: Good morning. Thank you so much everybody for being patiently,
- 0:04Speaker 2: uh being I'm sorry waiting patiently. I feel like my
- 0:06Speaker 2: brain started late too, just like I felt like I
- 0:09Speaker 2: had a little drop like the camera did. But nonetheless
- 0:12Speaker 2: shot a big shout out to Ray for making sure
- 0:14Speaker 2: that everything is running accordingly, and shout out to be
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- 0:26Speaker 2: to everybody for making it happen, and once again, thank
- 0:28Speaker 2: you Ray for you know, fixing this accident real quick. Also,
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- 1:37Speaker 2: the show. Also, what is it returning? Here is my
- 1:42Speaker 2: toxic co host x G.
- 1:44Speaker 1: Well, sub dog, what's up? I'm feeling good? It's a
- 1:46Speaker 1: packed house.
- 1:50Speaker 2: Okay, Oh shit, I was wondering what we.
- 1:53Speaker 1: Have a technical difficulties all morning and night.
- 1:56Speaker 2: I know it sounds like your grammar schools.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Fuck you dog, Try a right, you.
- 2:02Speaker 2: Like, try to put sentences together and then like it
- 2:05Speaker 2: ends up like an unfinished railroad station or a railroad track.
- 2:09Speaker 2: You know, like you're like that your brain sometimes when
- 2:11Speaker 2: it comes to sentences, it's like the Donkey Kong level
- 2:13Speaker 2: when they're on the cart and then you just have
- 2:15Speaker 2: to like jump and hope it lands.
- 2:16Speaker 1: If it doesn't, you say something, my brain's too fast
- 2:18Speaker 1: for my mouth. I think my brain's too fast for
- 2:20Speaker 1: my mouth. I'm taking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's sometimes it's
- 2:23Speaker 1: not good in the long run.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean at least at least you're aware of it.
- 2:29Speaker 1: Now. Also, what is it? Well, let's welcome the guest. Now.
- 2:33Speaker 2: I've known this guy since Taco Session Blacklist Blacklist Session
- 2:38Speaker 2: days for a minute. This is the kind of guy that, like,
- 2:41Speaker 2: I kind of felt like I got high off of
- 2:42Speaker 2: just looking at him. But I didn't know what I
- 2:44Speaker 2: was kind of getting high off. I kind of had
- 2:46Speaker 2: an idea. But this guy's like a mister Trippman himself.
- 2:50Speaker 1: Man.
- 2:50Speaker 2: I mean, like his shirt feel. His shirts feel like
- 2:53Speaker 2: they will get you on a sick one. His tattoos
- 2:55Speaker 2: he has like these molecules tattooed on them. He's he's
- 2:58Speaker 2: tied it all everywhere. Uh, let's give it up for Neil.
- 3:01Speaker 2: Uh the body, So how do you why would you
- 3:03Speaker 2: say body with suspension?
- 3:05Speaker 1: Uh? Well, I go by Neil fuck shit up on
- 3:08Speaker 1: Instagram and uh, in true fashion of that name, I'm
- 3:13Speaker 1: the one that fucksh up with the camera. So I'm
- 3:16Speaker 1: the reason why the show started late. Uh, but it
- 3:19Speaker 1: was because I was bringing a lot of ship to
- 3:22Speaker 1: the show, such as all this Peer and Proper flower wax.
- 3:27Speaker 1: I got pre rolls, I got hash holes, I got
- 3:32Speaker 1: rosin and got jars of flower for you guys and
- 3:35Speaker 1: of course for Cyprus Hill as well.
- 3:37Speaker 2: There you go. So so it's safe to say that
- 3:39Speaker 2: this show is brought to you by Pure and Proper
- 3:42Speaker 2: premium cannabis.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Yes, and I'd like to thank I have Buddha for
- 3:45Speaker 1: providing that. He's the man, and thank you very much
- 3:48Speaker 1: for that.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Yeah, let's let's see what's so. I see some of
- 3:51Speaker 2: the strains. It's you got some z up in there,
- 3:53Speaker 2: some gem eighty one. This is crazy, Yes, sir, make
- 3:56Speaker 2: sure you guys check them out. Some of you guys
- 3:58Speaker 2: already know bro, so we'll for sure all smoke a
- 4:00Speaker 2: hashle up in here, because everybody started out blazing it.
- 4:03Speaker 2: But yeah, Pure and Proper is the what is the
- 4:05Speaker 2: ones is the one place that you want to check
- 4:07Speaker 2: out in is a company that even people in the
- 4:09Speaker 2: chat room were saying, you know, they got some heat.
- 4:11Speaker 1: You know, superclassy, superclassy. The bag the other things. The
- 4:15Speaker 1: other gift I brought that helped accidentally knock over the
- 4:18Speaker 1: camera was a I brought something. I represent Wild Coast Studios.
- 4:22Speaker 1: They're a dab tool company. Okay, so I brought ten
- 4:25Speaker 1: dab tools for you guys and for Cyprus Hills.
- 4:27Speaker 2: Oh that's why you were so happy that I didn't
- 4:28Speaker 2: have a dab toolhun Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was like,
- 4:30Speaker 2: there's a dab tools somewhere around.
- 4:32Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all Oh those are the fucking Ninja're looking ones.
- 4:37Speaker 1: So they're they're all made from wood that's been ethically sourced,
- 4:40Speaker 1: and each dab tool that is bought goes towards planning
- 4:43Speaker 1: a new tree. This is like the Toms of dab tools. Yeah,
- 4:46Speaker 1: and they some of them come with crushed opal inlays
- 4:50Speaker 1: and inlay inserts on the end, and uh they're great
- 4:54Speaker 1: for monster dabs, like I like taking big fucking dabs.
- 4:57Speaker 2: I don't think my puff coo could handle a monster
- 4:59Speaker 2: dab like that.
- 4:59Speaker 3: Yeah that this is made for like real rig yeah,
- 5:01Speaker 3: I mean no, I have a real break back there
- 5:04Speaker 3: it is and it's like but like the one you
- 5:06Speaker 3: brought very much, but yeah, we'll pass the back around
- 5:09Speaker 3: and everybody picked one and then you.
- 5:10Speaker 2: Know, also what is it? Thank you for running the
- 5:13Speaker 2: boards as usual, Ray, Thank you for saving the day
- 5:15Speaker 2: as per usual. Uh and running the I mean uh
- 5:19Speaker 2: and returning but returning as a part of our co
- 5:22Speaker 2: host community here. Let's give it up all the way
- 5:25Speaker 2: from Canada. Let's give it up for welcoming his first
- 5:27Speaker 2: episode here on the We Don't Smoke the same podcast
- 5:29Speaker 2: as a co host, Nitty Sack.
- 5:31Speaker 1: Everybody.
- 5:31Speaker 4: Yeah, happy to be here, bro, thank you for having me.
- 5:35Speaker 4: And I know I know you did it for me.
- 5:37Speaker 4: You brought in another Indian guys.
- 5:38Speaker 1: I guess two Indian guys on the podcast before you
- 5:41Speaker 1: know what.
- 5:42Speaker 2: I didn't know he was in and I just thought
- 5:43Speaker 2: he was like, I E hispanic. I saw his last Okay,
- 5:50Speaker 2: I hung it. I hung out with everybody in the
- 5:53Speaker 2: I E. And I'll tell you right now, you meet
- 5:55Speaker 2: like it's like you meet like everybody that you remember
- 5:58Speaker 2: Grand Theft, Auto, Trevor, where he was at. You meet
- 6:00Speaker 2: all the characters there, bro, like.
- 6:03Speaker 1: Like for those of you guys who aren't from California.
- 6:05Speaker 1: I E. Is Inland Empire, La La, where the Kings
- 6:09Speaker 1: lived a live. L A is what everyone knows. When
- 6:13Speaker 1: you tell people from outside of California I E. They
- 6:15Speaker 1: look at you like you're smoking crack. So I E's
- 6:17Speaker 1: Inland Empire. When you go east of l A, like
- 6:19Speaker 1: you're going towards the Sultan Sea or Vegas or Arizona
- 6:22Speaker 1: before you hit all that the meth Capital, Okay, you
- 6:28Speaker 1: lived in a gated community to make I'm talking about
- 6:32Speaker 1: Sultancy community. I'm talking about before you hit that like
- 6:36Speaker 1: I hit it. I live in the part of the
- 6:38Speaker 1: ie where there's like normal folks and ship.
- 6:40Speaker 4: What's that Sultancy area with all the what's it called?
- 6:42Speaker 4: With the mountain and all that the art pieces? You know,
- 6:46Speaker 4: that town of like no law, what's Yeah? I drove
- 6:50Speaker 4: through there on my way to Texas. I drove from
- 6:52Speaker 4: California and Texas. That place is nuts, dude.
- 6:55Speaker 2: You know it's crazy, bro. Like when you're not when
- 6:56Speaker 2: you're not from a place, you'll do some stupid ship
- 6:58Speaker 2: bro like for real, Like you know, like I watched
- 7:02Speaker 2: hell of videos of YouTubers. He was like He's like,
- 7:04Speaker 2: I'm going to the castideos in Porto Weeko. I'm like, bro,
- 7:07Speaker 2: those are the hoods. Like, just because you heard in
- 7:10Speaker 2: a Regged Thone song, that's not a tourist attraction.
- 7:12Speaker 1: You always send me pictures of how people act in Japan.
- 7:15Speaker 1: Oh no, It's like he gets so upset. He's like,
- 7:18Speaker 1: don't my homeland.
- 7:19Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, how people act in Japan, very respectful world,
- 7:23Speaker 4: but you don't like when they're disrespectful.
- 7:24Speaker 2: Yeah, I get offended, Like I'm Japanese, Okay.
- 7:28Speaker 1: He's like, this is where I come for order.
- 7:29Speaker 2: I don't have that at home, so you're gonna come
- 7:31Speaker 2: ruin it here.
- 7:32Speaker 1: So I was one months where he was doing that
- 7:34Speaker 1: for Canada. Remember yeah, oh yeah, he switched up Real
- 7:38Speaker 1: Fast Dog, Real Fast. I didn't want to give me
- 7:40Speaker 1: health care.
- 7:42Speaker 5: There's one video and there's one video a bunch of
- 7:44Speaker 5: the homies went to Japan and they were just kind
- 7:46Speaker 5: of running amuck in the subway, if you get what
- 7:48Speaker 5: I mean, not standing in line, like running down the rails,
- 7:51Speaker 5: just doing grimy ship. He's all, send it to me,
- 7:53Speaker 5: and he's like, this is why they don't belong there.
- 7:55Speaker 2: Just not like just like not like just disturbing the peace.
- 8:00Speaker 2: You know what I mean, It's just like a very
- 8:01Speaker 2: chill spot.
- 8:02Speaker 1: Man.
- 8:02Speaker 2: Have you ever been Have you ever been outside the
- 8:05Speaker 2: country now?
- 8:05Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so I feel like you go to Thailand.
- 8:08Speaker 1: So i'd into Thailand yet as an adult. So here.
- 8:11Speaker 1: I was born in the Bay in California, but my
- 8:14Speaker 1: dad was a project manager for oil companies. So we
- 8:18Speaker 1: moved to Saudi Arabia when I was a kid. Wow,
- 8:21Speaker 1: God damn bro. When I was two till when I
- 8:23Speaker 1: was nine, we lived in Saudi Arabia and then we
- 8:25Speaker 1: did you go to the KFC out there? You know
- 8:27Speaker 1: they had one? They didn't have one yet that This
- 8:29Speaker 1: was the eighties, dude, I'm old. I'm forty four, So
- 8:32Speaker 1: like I from eighty two to eighty nine, I lived
- 8:35Speaker 1: in Saudia. I lived in Saudi Arabia. We left right
- 8:37Speaker 1: before the Gulf War started. So this guy said, I
- 8:41Speaker 1: was there from when I was two to nine. This guy,
- 8:43Speaker 1: you got a AFC. There was there's only one KFC
- 8:47Speaker 1: out there. They didn't even have Pizza Hut there yet.
- 8:49Speaker 1: They had what they called pizza shake. It was their
- 8:52Speaker 1: version of pizza Hut. But yeah, it was crazy living there.
- 8:56Speaker 1: I would not recommend it not fun actually if you're
- 9:00Speaker 1: a woman or if you know, have tattoos or weird
- 9:04Speaker 1: or any anything like that. Or I heard like the
- 9:06Speaker 1: prostitution out there is next level. I was too. I mean,
- 9:11Speaker 1: so I have no fucking idea, I'm sure.
- 9:13Speaker 4: But it must say some ladies who are like, what
- 9:15Speaker 4: do you mean, like next level, like they'll just like
- 9:16Speaker 4: do it anywhere.
- 9:17Speaker 1: No, but I mean no, I mean like there's it's
- 9:19Speaker 1: full of because there's so much money there. So where
- 9:21Speaker 1: I was in Saudi Arabia was the real super like
- 9:23Speaker 1: religious part. So where it's like super pious and religious
- 9:26Speaker 1: is not really like that. That's more like the cities
- 9:29Speaker 1: with all the money, like you buy ply. Yeah, that's
- 9:30Speaker 1: like the United Arab Emirates and shit. But Saudi Arabia,
- 9:33Speaker 1: like you can't go to that nation unless you're Muslim
- 9:37Speaker 1: or you are working there for a good reason. And
- 9:39Speaker 1: then if you have kids, once your kids are past
- 9:43Speaker 1: ninth grade, they're no longer allowed. If they're not Muslim,
- 9:46Speaker 1: they're no longer allowed to be in the nation, so
- 9:48Speaker 1: they can't corrupt the nation's youth. That's how it was
- 9:51Speaker 1: in the eighties. I don't know if it's still the
- 9:52Speaker 1: same way. So my sister was I'm still throwing a rock.
- 9:55Speaker 1: So I think my sister's older than me. So when
- 9:58Speaker 1: she was gonna go to tenth grade, my dad gave
- 10:01Speaker 1: her the option to either go to boarding school or
- 10:02Speaker 1: we could move to California. And we're like, yeah, let's
- 10:05Speaker 1: move to California. Well then his ass pulls the rug
- 10:07Speaker 1: out from under us. It's like, well, property values are
- 10:10Speaker 1: way lower in Texas. At cost of living is or
- 10:14Speaker 1: is way lower in Texas. I think you know. So
- 10:17Speaker 1: my parents they were Hindu. Their money is their new God.
- 10:24Speaker 1: Just like everybody. They don't believe.
- 10:26Speaker 2: They don't, they said, I feel like that was a
- 10:27Speaker 2: part of the agenda. It's like the wealthiest some of
- 10:29Speaker 2: the wealthiest people are in are Indian.
- 10:31Speaker 1: They jumped on my train. I'm from birth been religion
- 10:36Speaker 1: is the opiate of the masses. I've been an atheist
- 10:38Speaker 1: since birth. And now they followed suit. They followed me
- 10:41Speaker 1: back to California and they followed me and that like
- 10:44Speaker 1: it's weird. I'm the black sheep. But now like things
- 10:46Speaker 1: that I've done, They're like, whoa, you actually aren't an idiot.
- 10:50Speaker 1: Caskiar question about what you just said.
- 10:52Speaker 4: You said because you take such trips and shit, I
- 10:54Speaker 4: know religion, how like are you that same way about
- 10:57Speaker 4: spirituality and shit or no?
- 10:58Speaker 1: I'm not the same way about spirituality. I wouldn't consider
- 11:01Speaker 1: myself a spiritual person. But I've had things happen to
- 11:03Speaker 1: me in my lifetime where I can't like deny certain things.
- 11:07Speaker 1: You say you grew up religious like so no, no,
- 11:09Speaker 1: not anti religious?
- 11:10Speaker 2: So your parents were not like my parents were Hindu,
- 11:14Speaker 2: like the that's like all the gods right, Yeah, it's polytheistic,
- 11:19Speaker 2: multiple gods. That ship always enough for nothing, bro, But
- 11:22Speaker 2: that shit always look like one big acid trip every
- 11:24Speaker 2: time I saw a picture.
- 11:26Speaker 1: It's just like these eight arms and all this shit. Bro.
- 11:29Speaker 1: Like speaking of acid trips, Uh, I'm gonna pop some
- 11:32Speaker 1: right now because instead of coffee, I'm fucking tired. I
- 11:34Speaker 1: don't drink coffee. I eat let's d I mean, have
- 11:37Speaker 1: you have you?
- 11:37Speaker 2: I mean, oh, cheers to that, bro. I mean I
- 11:40Speaker 2: don't know if I could ever. I don't know if
- 11:41Speaker 2: I could ever, like but like just bite the bullet
- 11:43Speaker 2: like that, maybe like on a vacation or like a
- 11:46Speaker 2: like Chalice in two thousand and three years.
- 11:48Speaker 1: We'll do a podcast. Well, I'll take a drop of
- 11:50Speaker 1: that liquid I brought. I just said, four hundred and
- 11:52Speaker 1: fifty micrograms. Four hundred and fifty that's like Moore tabs.
- 11:56Speaker 1: That's a window four a half tabs. Usually I eat
- 12:01Speaker 1: between in a whole trip, I'll eat between five hundred
- 12:05Speaker 1: and one thousands of micro So I got.
- 12:06Speaker 5: To start vibrating. So I got to ask you, Uh,
- 12:09Speaker 5: you've done DMT. Yes, how do you not believe in
- 12:12Speaker 5: like some spiritual shit?
- 12:14Speaker 1: You can't? Does I believe in spiritual ship? Don't believe
- 12:17Speaker 1: he's in religion and like organized religion and a specific god.
- 12:24Speaker 1: You know, I grew up in Saudi Arabia to work.
- 12:27Speaker 1: They are crazy about their religion and they know that
- 12:30Speaker 1: they're right. And then I moved to Texas, where they're
- 12:32Speaker 1: crazy about their religion and they know that they're right.
- 12:34Speaker 2: Come on for everything in Saudi Arabia. After every sentence,
- 12:37Speaker 2: how do allah who's like you know what I mean?
- 12:40Speaker 2: Like straight up, bro, Like you've seen the most radical
- 12:44Speaker 2: of both sides? Right, yes, which one's worst? Which one's
- 12:46Speaker 2: more radical? Where you can't change? And you're like, oh,
- 12:48Speaker 2: this person is like all of it all of all
- 12:51Speaker 2: of them, all of them. They're saying the same ship
- 12:52Speaker 2: just yeahing different. That's exactly what I would expect. Okay, yeah,
- 12:55Speaker 2: so like what he's saying, bro is it? He's like,
- 12:57Speaker 2: look man like, He's like, I didn't see Jesus Christ
- 12:59Speaker 2: on a trip, but I saw some ship that I
- 13:01Speaker 2: know that we we just did not just come out
- 13:03Speaker 2: of an egg.
- 13:04Speaker 1: Oh I have I have tattooed on the back of
- 13:08Speaker 1: my head. I'm gonna try and turn around without breaking
- 13:11Speaker 1: or fucking anything up. As I say, monitor his exavier,
- 13:14Speaker 1: please we can. Oh ship. Oh that's trippy. That scared
- 13:19Speaker 1: me just if I was already had a sick one
- 13:20Speaker 1: and this wasn't me at a concert. That is an
- 13:22Speaker 1: Alex That is an Alex Gray painting, and that is
- 13:25Speaker 1: uh he that's what he sees and that is what
- 13:30Speaker 1: people a lot of people think angels are. Have you
- 13:33Speaker 1: been to I've been to the Chapel of Sacred Marriage
- 13:37Speaker 1: when it was in Manhattan. I haven't been to it.
- 13:39Speaker 1: So you know about the Who's just Alex Gray? He
- 13:43Speaker 1: does like people that he's an artist. Have you ever
- 13:45Speaker 1: heard of the band Tool? Oh yeah, yeah, no, wait,
- 13:48Speaker 1: I've beach.
- 13:50Speaker 2: He had a fucking little gallery one time, and I
- 13:52Speaker 2: was like, yo, we'll so put all these like because
- 13:53Speaker 2: it was a mixture of people. There was like rich people,
- 13:56Speaker 2: then there was like people that I'm just like, okay,
- 13:58Speaker 2: this goes to challenge or some ship, you know, and
- 14:00Speaker 2: and there was like other people, but they were all waiting.
- 14:02Speaker 2: And I say, it's the kind of fucking pictures I hate.
- 14:04Speaker 2: In the doctor's office.
- 14:07Speaker 1: Yeah, you can see. I know exactly what it is.
- 14:09Speaker 1: He makes those. Yeah, he makes those pictures of like
- 14:12Speaker 1: what the fuck?
- 14:13Speaker 2: Oh no, no, that's I thought I heard like a
- 14:16Speaker 2: computer turn on, but it's it's yeah, So it's he
- 14:21Speaker 2: makes these kind of fucking art art pieces that you
- 14:24Speaker 2: know when you go to like a chiropractor's office and
- 14:26Speaker 2: they have that picture on the wall and it shows
- 14:28Speaker 2: like and it shows the layers.
- 14:29Speaker 1: It's like these are the veins.
- 14:31Speaker 2: I fucking hate those pictures, bro, because they fucking creep
- 14:35Speaker 2: me out.
- 14:35Speaker 1: Bro, Like they literally creep me out.
- 14:37Speaker 2: I don't like, yeah, literally, look, but if I was
- 14:42Speaker 2: meant to look at that, then why don't we have
- 14:43Speaker 2: a zipper?
- 14:43Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean, Like, I don't need
- 14:45Speaker 1: to know what that ship is like because so for
- 14:47Speaker 1: me to go like this like, oh wow, look like
- 14:50Speaker 1: now it's cool. Bro. If we had a zipper losing
- 14:53Speaker 1: their ship all the time, everyone's different. I roll around
- 14:55Speaker 1: with the fucking surgical stafler in my car just in
- 14:59Speaker 1: case something happens and I need to fix myself or
- 15:01Speaker 1: somebody else.
- 15:02Speaker 4: That's crazy. That's a crazy statement. If people don't know
- 15:05Speaker 4: that you hang off that about to say, can we
- 15:07Speaker 4: get a little can you know what you do? Can
- 15:10Speaker 4: you let people know?
- 15:11Speaker 2: Very dexter, He's like.
- 15:13Speaker 1: You never know where the trip's going. Man. I'm very
- 15:16Speaker 1: heavily into body modification and I've been involved in the
- 15:20Speaker 1: body suspension scene since two thousand and one. If you
- 15:23Speaker 1: guys don't know what body suspension is is when you
- 15:25Speaker 1: pierce hooks in your body and hang from them. I've
- 15:28Speaker 1: had hooks from all the way from like the top
- 15:30Speaker 1: of my head in through the bottoms, and now through
- 15:33Speaker 1: the sides of my feet.
- 15:34Speaker 2: Any right, I was gonna say any genitals, Yeah.
- 15:37Speaker 1: No genitals, but I've had hooks in my feet, which
- 15:40Speaker 1: that was because he's not crazy.
- 15:43Speaker 2: This isn't the pain because I'm like, I was like
- 15:46Speaker 2: the scrot him is a stretchable part, like, yes, you
- 15:48Speaker 2: know what.
- 15:50Speaker 1: I know about them? I know yeah, and he's uncircumcised.
- 15:54Speaker 1: Bm ME is body modification Easy and it was started
- 15:57Speaker 1: by a guy named Shannon Larrett. For you potheads, if
- 16:00Speaker 1: you can you drop knowledge on this. If you've ever
- 16:03Speaker 1: seen Clerks Too, it's the guy with the hanging ear
- 16:06Speaker 1: lobes at the beginning of the movie that's trying to
- 16:07Speaker 1: order the burger and she pulls them away. Fucking freak.
- 16:10Speaker 1: That's Shannon Lair. That's the guy who started the modern
- 16:12Speaker 1: body modification movement to where we can all talk together
- 16:15Speaker 1: on the internet. Uh Graham dab time. Yeah, so who
- 16:19Speaker 1: people don't know for this?
- 16:21Speaker 5: He just fucking munch down like four he said, four
- 16:25Speaker 5: hundred and fifty.
- 16:26Speaker 2: And then he's really taking like a gramm of like
- 16:28Speaker 2: by the way, shout out to pure improper and mom,
- 16:30Speaker 2: do it.
- 16:31Speaker 1: I'm getting all of it. No, and not just not
- 16:33Speaker 1: just that bro.
- 16:34Speaker 2: He's doing it off of like that. That's like, at
- 16:36Speaker 2: least that's a real lad. That's like a good fucking
- 16:39Speaker 2: couple of racks.
- 16:40Speaker 1: Up in there. In fifteen thousand, shifteen racks. That's more
- 16:43Speaker 1: than my chromer dog, it's ten times more than mine.
- 16:45Speaker 1: That's how much it costs my from me to get
- 16:47Speaker 1: my visa to come out.
- 16:49Speaker 2: This is what I was saying about the aph smoking
- 16:51Speaker 2: Visa dog smoking that Visa pack.
- 16:54Speaker 1: You want to smoke that Visa pack? Boy, I didn't
- 16:56Speaker 1: even put that much down on the truck. Dog.
- 16:59Speaker 2: That how much they want that, dude, that's how much.
- 17:02Speaker 1: That's not the entire setup. The entire setup with everything
- 17:04Speaker 1: I got, would be around twenty two.
- 17:05Speaker 4: K Okay, hey bro, that but if I was your dad,
- 17:10Speaker 4: I'd be proud of you too. Guys fucking smoking on
- 17:12Speaker 4: a twenty two pac. We're out here, like, what the
- 17:13Speaker 4: fuck will we do?
- 17:15Speaker 1: Yeah? So I stopped that.
- 17:16Speaker 2: I stopped that ten bro, like ten was like and
- 17:19Speaker 2: I felt stupid, bro, like me personally, like because I
- 17:23Speaker 2: was just like, that was a new car, you idiot,
- 17:25Speaker 2: I see on the trajectory. But but then that was
- 17:27Speaker 2: a year a year and a half later when I
- 17:29Speaker 2: had those thoughts. The whole year was like triggered off
- 17:32Speaker 2: every video.
- 17:33Speaker 1: All of a sudden, you need ten G You're like,
- 17:35Speaker 1: the fuck I get this? Yeah, all of a sudden,
- 17:38Speaker 1: I need ten gs And I'm like you hedeal.
- 17:42Speaker 2: I mean, but I don't regret it though, because every time,
- 17:44Speaker 2: like like.
- 17:45Speaker 1: Oh dude, every time, every time it's a it's an
- 17:47Speaker 1: art piece.
- 17:48Speaker 2: As you grow in Candy Place, only comes up here
- 17:50Speaker 2: just to use that ship because he's like, yeah, I
- 17:51Speaker 2: only he's like fucking hundred dollars grams, one hundred dollars
- 17:55Speaker 2: rig one hunder k rig.
- 17:56Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:56Speaker 4: Your trajectory though, as you go and the next year
- 17:58Speaker 4: you're gonna buy like a twenty g one eventually get it,
- 18:00Speaker 4: buy like a fifty one.
- 18:01Speaker 2: Now I went through that, I got, I got that
- 18:03Speaker 2: ship out of me early. Bro, like this, I haven't
- 18:04Speaker 2: bought a puff Go Peak topper like or I haven't
- 18:07Speaker 2: gotten a new Peak topper. And uh in like years, bro,
- 18:11Speaker 2: I sold all.
- 18:11Speaker 1: The ones that I had.
- 18:12Speaker 2: I was selling them on my site and I just
- 18:14Speaker 2: just used the original one. And it's not until this one.
- 18:15Speaker 2: And the only reason I got this one was because
- 18:17Speaker 2: shout out to you enough Glass, because he told he
- 18:20Speaker 2: thanked me, Broke. He was like, hey, Bro, he's like
- 18:21Speaker 2: look man, he's like, I don't like not a lot
- 18:23Speaker 2: of people fucking give thanks to for whatever for what
- 18:25Speaker 2: other people do for them. And he was like, you
- 18:28Speaker 2: really helped put my shit on because when Broe was
- 18:30Speaker 2: filming Bong Appetite, which was for Vice TV, I would
- 18:34Speaker 2: go kick it and eat what they didn't fucking eat
- 18:36Speaker 2: because it was all medicated, because they would you know,
- 18:38Speaker 2: they had they would do an entree, but they would
- 18:39Speaker 2: not eat everything. So I'll just be like, let me
- 18:41Speaker 2: get that burger, let me get this. But Bol they
- 18:43Speaker 2: would bring him like Mothership had this brig there. They
- 18:45Speaker 2: would bring him some crazy shit and me here I
- 18:47Speaker 2: showed up with my puff go peak and I was like,
- 18:49Speaker 2: and Whiskalifa was there and then and then and I
- 18:52Speaker 2: was just sitting there like, you know, just being a
- 18:54Speaker 2: flying though all b Real is talking to it's b Real.
- 18:57Speaker 2: I think Chuck d or like somebody. Somebody could be wrong.
- 19:00Speaker 2: It's not Chiggy and whis Khalifa and I'm just going
- 19:03Speaker 2: like and then he's like, hey man, what the why
- 19:06Speaker 2: are you taking a dab? And I'm like you never
- 19:07Speaker 2: seen this?
- 19:08Speaker 1: And then he's like nah.
- 19:08Speaker 2: And then I gave him and I got the picture
- 19:10Speaker 2: of him in the like literally hitting the actual fucking
- 19:14Speaker 2: uh dino head and he was like really intrigued on it.
- 19:19Speaker 2: Of course the day after everybody starts using that picture
- 19:22Speaker 2: and all that stuff. But they started hitting up my
- 19:24Speaker 2: boy who makes these signature Dino heads. Yeah, and he
- 19:27Speaker 2: was and then he's like, yo, bro, He's like, I
- 19:29Speaker 2: got you on some love, bro, and then he hooked
- 19:31Speaker 2: it up. That's awesome, dude, and he was like, I
- 19:33Speaker 2: just wanted to thank you for that, because it's like, bro,
- 19:35Speaker 2: the weed in the street. You meet a lot of
- 19:37Speaker 2: forgetful people because this shit does make you forget. And
- 19:40Speaker 2: sometimes I like to get people the benefit of the
- 19:41Speaker 2: doubt and be like, yeah, you just forgot because you
- 19:43Speaker 2: just smoke too much.
- 19:44Speaker 1: But there are some people that I'm not gonna lie.
- 19:46Speaker 1: I have face blindness. If you don't have tattoos on
- 19:49Speaker 1: your face, your tongue's not split, you don't have horn implants,
- 19:52Speaker 1: you don't have fucking three inch ear lobes. If you
- 19:55Speaker 1: don't do something like worth remembering, I am not gonna
- 19:58Speaker 1: remember you. So you only remember people from hot topic.
- 20:01Speaker 1: I mean from hot topic. I don't have to do that.
- 20:06Speaker 1: I remember people that are like actual people who like
- 20:08Speaker 1: the body modification industry, that have like have dedicated their
- 20:12Speaker 1: lives to like like curating their body because they know
- 20:16Speaker 1: that they don't belong with everybody else or here for
- 20:20Speaker 1: that matter, and they're just doing what they can to
- 20:24Speaker 1: just live, you know. So okay, back to the body hanging.
- 20:29Speaker 5: There was just one shipper that used to work at
- 20:30Speaker 5: George's Trip club, and she had tats and then all
- 20:33Speaker 5: of a sudden, you're following her because you know she's
- 20:35Speaker 5: kind of hot, and then all of a sudden, you're.
- 20:37Speaker 2: Drinking yeah, because like all of a sudden, I'm giving
- 20:42Speaker 2: her three hundred dollars.
- 20:44Speaker 5: Though all of a sudden, I'm watching her story and
- 20:47Speaker 5: she's hanging at a fucking park, like a public park.
- 20:50Speaker 1: I probably did that suspension. Her name is.
- 20:55Speaker 5: She did the dating show on TMZ. She dated a
- 20:59Speaker 5: little short magic guy. What you know who I'm talking about.
- 21:03Speaker 5: You've heard the episode with George Press.
- 21:04Speaker 1: But she was just hanging at a random park. And
- 21:06Speaker 1: how do you just go from was it North Hollywood Park?
- 21:09Speaker 1: Because I'll bring it up right now. Let's figure this out.
- 21:12Speaker 2: Hey, you're gonna see right now, it's like neo music
- 21:14Speaker 2: mutual friend because like brow in that community, I think
- 21:17Speaker 2: I feel like, you know, all.
- 21:17Speaker 1: The hanging bitches women like yeah, and.
- 21:24Speaker 2: By the way, a big shout out by the fucking
- 21:26Speaker 2: smoke on some of this pure and proper, Pure and proper.
- 21:30Speaker 1: Make sure you check them out, pure and proper.
- 21:32Speaker 2: The links will be put under the show bio after
- 21:35Speaker 2: the show, so make sure you guys check them out.
- 21:37Speaker 2: If not, what's the ig right now? So if you
- 21:39Speaker 2: know it right off the bat, pure and proper co,
- 21:41Speaker 2: pure and proper co, you guys will know it because
- 21:43Speaker 2: it's the loco, pure and proper about it. Try some.
- 21:46Speaker 2: I mean, hey man, this is.
- 21:47Speaker 5: Did no one catch that the guy with the face
- 21:50Speaker 5: hats to hangs told him not to call women bitches?
- 21:54Speaker 1: And I'll say it again women. Do you know here
- 21:58Speaker 1: buying chance? Yeah, that's my homegirl. And that was me
- 22:01Speaker 1: suspending her. What's up? And a fucking park dog. I've
- 22:04Speaker 1: seen your work. Then if she was it from her chest,
- 22:07Speaker 1: that was me that did it, or the two that
- 22:10Speaker 1: she did in the park, I did those suspensions. Yeah,
- 22:13Speaker 1: So okay, how do you how how did this start?
- 22:14Speaker 1: I think it was, yeah, like, how does something like
- 22:16Speaker 1: this starting? How do you know? Were you just going fishing?
- 22:18Speaker 1: And so she was following me and she was talking
- 22:22Speaker 1: to me about she had been wanting to do it
- 22:24Speaker 1: for a while, and that she was going to fly
- 22:26Speaker 1: for the first time. And I was like, oh, that
- 22:28Speaker 1: term flying, will suspend, fly, whatever you want to call it.
- 22:31Speaker 1: Hang And she was going to do it for the
- 22:33Speaker 1: first time, That's what she referred to it as. And
- 22:35Speaker 1: and uh, I'd like to give a shout out to
- 22:37Speaker 1: Ethereal more excuse me, Ethereal Metamorphosis. That is the team
- 22:42Speaker 1: in San Diego. It's a team of four people, Aaron,
- 22:47Speaker 1: los Merced and Bibi. All of them are extraordinary people.
- 22:53Speaker 1: And she had reached my friend had reached out to
- 22:56Speaker 1: me saying that she wanted to fly for the first time.
- 22:59Speaker 1: And uh, she said that she was gonna hang with Ethereal,
- 23:03Speaker 1: and I said, oh, they're an awesome team. There you
- 23:06Speaker 1: are putting the looks on her. Yeah.
- 23:08Speaker 2: Oh dude, it's no fucking Your wardrobe must be the
- 23:11Speaker 2: most colorful ship ever, bro, because I look at sure
- 23:15Speaker 2: it is like a trip, bro, Like I feel like
- 23:16Speaker 2: I'm getting high off, like when I.
- 23:18Speaker 1: See your ah, how does she know she that she
- 23:22Speaker 1: wants hurt so like this dude. That wasn't her first suspension,
- 23:26Speaker 1: that was her her second one. But either way, whenever
- 23:31Speaker 1: whenever I uh spoke to her about it, I told
- 23:36Speaker 1: her that I don't actually work uh with ethereal metamorphosis.
- 23:40Speaker 1: I work with members of them to suspend people. But
- 23:42Speaker 1: I'm just I just go to hang out at no
- 23:45Speaker 1: pun intended. I just go to hang out at their meets.
- 23:47Speaker 2: Okay, Neil, Like I want to ask, is this like
- 23:49Speaker 2: the thing to like get off or is this like
- 23:52Speaker 2: like like your sport or like what would you concot
- 23:54Speaker 2: It's not in that setting like there are like bds
- 23:57Speaker 2: M parties and stuff for people, because there is a
- 23:59Speaker 2: sexual right for some people for some people, but for
- 24:02Speaker 2: some people it's a spiritual thing for other people.
- 24:05Speaker 1: Can I do this thing? Does it start with like
- 24:07Speaker 1: self harm? Uh? No? No it uh so with me,
- 24:12Speaker 1: it's a fishing trip. I did a lot of drugs
- 24:15Speaker 1: when I was a teenager, and then I stopped and
- 24:18Speaker 1: then I needed some sort of adrenaline rush. But I'm
- 24:21Speaker 1: fucking afraid of heights, so I'm not jumping out of
- 24:23Speaker 1: a plane. I'm not bungee jumping, and you know, I'm
- 24:27Speaker 1: not committing the crimes I was committing when I was
- 24:29Speaker 1: doing drugs. So when I was a teenager, I did
- 24:32Speaker 1: a bunch of dumb shit. Uh, I'm sure we all did.
- 24:35Speaker 2: Yeah, So I asked, look at those five NOS tanks
- 24:39Speaker 2: right there.
- 24:40Speaker 1: The best maybe not the best, but you know, some
- 24:42Speaker 1: of those things we did was before, like states could
- 24:46Speaker 1: communicate with each other, and you know, before you were
- 24:48Speaker 1: old enough for them to keep it on your record
- 24:50Speaker 1: permanently or whatever. You know what I'm saying. So I
- 24:56Speaker 1: I quit doing drugs and I needed some sort of rush,
- 25:00Speaker 1: and I watched this movie in nineteen ninety eight called
- 25:03Speaker 1: Strange Land with Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister, and he
- 25:10Speaker 1: played this dude called Captain Howdie, which Captain Howdy I'm
- 25:14Speaker 1: pretty sure was one of the names that the Manson
- 25:17Speaker 1: family was involved with. I can't remember exactly. But then
- 25:21Speaker 1: the movie, Captain Howdy is a serial killer that Dee
- 25:25Speaker 1: Snyder plays and it's a little cheesy, it's a horror movie,
- 25:28Speaker 1: but you know, he's taking people and he's hanging them
- 25:31Speaker 1: from hooks and then he does this, yes, without their consent,
- 25:35Speaker 1: and then he's doing this thing called a Cavati bearing,
- 25:38Speaker 1: which I have on my page I can pull up
- 25:39Speaker 1: on my Instagram. It is that she just seems like
- 25:43Speaker 1: like the way a Cavati bearing is you have a
- 25:46Speaker 1: cage around you and there's a whole lot of spears
- 25:49Speaker 1: stuck inside your body holding up that cage.
- 25:52Speaker 5: Oh oh, it's like from the like medieval This is
- 25:58Speaker 5: like a medieval toys. Are you gonna put me in
- 26:01Speaker 5: a bull and then heat that thing up?
- 26:03Speaker 1: Like? So Saw probably got some inspiration from this movie.
- 26:06Speaker 2: So you had that, You had the Melenda's brother inspiration
- 26:08Speaker 2: type of shi but excepting like different, he's like a movie.
- 26:11Speaker 1: So the thing is, I see this ship and I
- 26:13Speaker 1: was like, yo, that's obviously very fucked up to like
- 26:16Speaker 1: kidnap people and do that to them without their consent.
- 26:18Speaker 1: But like I want to see if I could actually
- 26:20Speaker 1: do that ship. I'm like crazy, but I don't know
- 26:23Speaker 1: how the how I was eighteen, Okay, I was like,
- 26:26Speaker 1: I don't know how the funk I'm gonna pull that off? Though,
- 26:28Speaker 1: So like in two thousand and one, I go to
- 26:31Speaker 1: this piercing shop and there's this poster of this his gut,
- 26:37Speaker 1: this white guy who took on an Indian name. Uh,
- 26:40Speaker 1: he went by Fakir Musifer. He's passed on, but he
- 26:44Speaker 1: was on this poster name. I was helping his white
- 26:50Speaker 1: name is Roland Loomis. So this this guy, he's doing
- 26:55Speaker 1: a Kavati bearing. What did you think when he said
- 26:58Speaker 1: that name. I was hoping that they can Thomas when
- 27:03Speaker 1: he said for Musafar, I don't know, like person some
- 27:08Speaker 1: ship bro like it just didn't.
- 27:10Speaker 2: It just didn't necessarily sound like an Indian name.
- 27:12Speaker 1: Man, I haven't.
- 27:12Speaker 2: I haven't met that many Indian food.
- 27:14Speaker 1: Was like that, you know, I know you thought my
- 27:15Speaker 1: name was when I when I was in jail in
- 27:18Speaker 1: Arizona and I told them I was Indian. They were
- 27:20Speaker 1: convinced that I was Native American.
- 27:23Speaker 2: I would have thought that a hundred times before. You said,
- 27:26Speaker 2: like you're like, you know, I'm Indian.
- 27:27Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'm like, I'm East Indian, like the country India,
- 27:31Speaker 1: like you know, Native Americans, like we're club. Was that
- 27:33Speaker 1: he thought he was India, so he called them Indian
- 27:35Speaker 1: even though he was like in the Caribbean and not
- 27:37Speaker 1: actually America and it was Americo vespecies that came here
- 27:41Speaker 1: to America.
- 27:42Speaker 4: But whatever I knew right away because of your name
- 27:44Speaker 4: and outside of the tattoos, I see your face and.
- 27:47Speaker 1: You look like all my uncles and my cousins. Yeah, beard.
- 27:50Speaker 1: You guys got like a similar like beard. Yeah, yeah,
- 27:53Speaker 1: Indian thing. So, uh, you're at that too shop. Yeah,
- 27:58Speaker 1: I'm at I'm at the piercing shop and I see
- 28:00Speaker 1: poster with Fakira Musafer on it and he's doing the
- 28:02Speaker 1: Cavati bearing on the poster and I asked the guy
- 28:06Speaker 1: who's piercing me. I was like, hey, have you ever
- 28:09Speaker 1: seen the movie Strange Land. He's like, yeah, actually, I'm
- 28:12Speaker 1: part of a performance art troop that we were at
- 28:14Speaker 1: the premiere of that movie. And I was like, oh word,
- 28:19Speaker 1: and he's like yeah, and sorry, stop you already like
- 28:21Speaker 1: pretty tatted? Like are you already like kind of like
- 28:23Speaker 1: in the scene kind of. I'm twenty one years old
- 28:26Speaker 1: and I have very few tats, Like like a fuck,
- 28:30Speaker 1: I just said tats. I hate that fucking word. By
- 28:32Speaker 1: the way, I have very few tattoos. I have very
- 28:37Speaker 1: few tattoos at the time, but and I do have
- 28:40Speaker 1: stretched ears. I have like my steptum piers in a
- 28:44Speaker 1: bunch of fucking So.
- 28:45Speaker 5: He still known he can tell you you're down kin, yeah,
- 28:47Speaker 5: ye got you got the image on him?
- 28:49Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. So I'm I'm back there and I'm talking
- 28:51Speaker 1: to him about it and he's like, yeah, so I
- 28:53Speaker 1: run this performance art troop and if you want to
- 28:56Speaker 1: join it, you don't have to perform on stage. We
- 28:59Speaker 1: have different departments. We have piercing, we have rigging, we
- 29:01Speaker 1: have costume makeup, we have merch. You know, we have
- 29:06Speaker 1: all kinds of shit. So you don't have to be
- 29:07Speaker 1: on stage, but you know you have to help somehow.
- 29:10Speaker 1: And then we have private meets where you can like
- 29:13Speaker 1: request to suspend and uh. And so I went to
- 29:17Speaker 1: a show and I went to a private meet and
- 29:20Speaker 1: I was no pun intended. I was hooked immediately. So
- 29:26Speaker 1: well hooked, O, well hooked? You the vibe the people
- 29:28Speaker 1: with the hooks it was. It was watching you have
- 29:34Speaker 1: to see it in person, like seeing video of it
- 29:37Speaker 1: and seeing pictures of it, you don't understand the energy.
- 29:41Speaker 1: Like so when whenever I first I got pierced and
- 29:44Speaker 1: I was I was afraid because like, I'm getting hooks
- 29:47Speaker 1: in my back for the first fucking time, and I
- 29:48Speaker 1: don't know what the fuck's about to go down. I
- 29:50Speaker 1: thoughts skin could stretch like that. Yeah, so I'm my
- 29:54Speaker 1: skin really isn't that stretchy like brown people like us,
- 29:57Speaker 1: like most of the time our skin is like a
- 29:59Speaker 1: lot harder to pierce through.
- 30:01Speaker 2: And like so even like even like tattoos food, like, yeah,
- 30:05Speaker 2: that's the only time I ever and the only time
- 30:07Speaker 2: I ever and be like white people's skin is like
- 30:08Speaker 2: when I'm applying for credit shit, or like when I
- 30:10Speaker 2: see tattoos, or when I see tattoos Broly getting pulled over, yeah,
- 30:15Speaker 2: or when I'm getting well, you know, a.
- 30:17Speaker 1: Lot of times, there's a lot of times, there's a
- 30:19Speaker 1: lot of yeah, but the go to they come to mind,
- 30:21Speaker 1: bro like yeah, those exactly like two times in his life. Dog,
- 30:25Speaker 1: it's a lot of time like being white, I have
- 30:27Speaker 1: I have a C A B tattooed on my wrist.
- 30:30Speaker 1: So those cops fucking see that ship when I hand
- 30:32Speaker 1: them my ID. Like that's high up on my list
- 30:35Speaker 1: of who the fuck I hate, So just putting that
- 30:40Speaker 1: out there. But anyway, so yeah, I get the hooks
- 30:46Speaker 1: put through my back and I'm like, whoa. That just
- 30:48Speaker 1: felt like a lot of pressure and then a pop
- 30:50Speaker 1: and like didn't really I didn't really feel shit, Like what.
- 30:52Speaker 2: The is it?
- 30:53Speaker 1: Because they're like really sharp, right, well was it like that?
- 30:56Speaker 1: And I just found out at that point that I
- 30:58Speaker 1: have an extremely weird pain tolerant like that most people
- 31:01Speaker 1: don't have, and up to.
- 31:02Speaker 2: This point, like you yeah, I mean like everything's been
- 31:04Speaker 2: cool in your life, like you ain't been running from
- 31:06Speaker 2: shit like or like you just having a normal upbringing.
- 31:10Speaker 1: Uh no, see U. I got arrested when I was
- 31:12Speaker 1: in high school and I fucking had to do like
- 31:16Speaker 1: a lot of community service before I could actually go
- 31:19Speaker 1: to college. And I was on probation, and I fucking
- 31:21Speaker 1: just did a shit ton of drugs.
- 31:22Speaker 2: Okay, but like nothing like I would say, like traumatic
- 31:25Speaker 2: that you're like trying to hide with this pain or
- 31:26Speaker 2: something like that.
- 31:27Speaker 1: Right, well then, like, yeah, so I was on probation
- 31:30Speaker 1: and I got i've I tested positive for PCP, cocaine,
- 31:33Speaker 1: and weed, and I was gonna go to prison because
- 31:35Speaker 1: I had four different dirty uas. I didn't know that though,
- 31:39Speaker 1: but uh I was like, dude, I'm a fucking piece
- 31:42Speaker 1: of shit, like I fucked everything up, Neil fucks shit up.
- 31:48Speaker 1: I fuck up everyone around me, like I just need
- 31:51Speaker 1: to not exist. And I attempted to take my life
- 31:53Speaker 1: when I when I was eighteen, and because I fuck
- 31:57Speaker 1: everything up, it didn't work. And uh so I was
- 32:03Speaker 1: like before the judge even said anything to my because
- 32:06Speaker 1: I was in the hospital and I was supposed to
- 32:09Speaker 1: go talk to the judge, but my liver enzyme count
- 32:11Speaker 1: was too high, so they wouldn't release me from the hospital.
- 32:14Speaker 1: And I'm like telling my parents and my friends who
- 32:17Speaker 1: are no longer my friends after this, because that's what
- 32:19Speaker 1: happens when you make these decisions. I'm like, I'm gonna
- 32:21Speaker 1: get fucking sober, and I mean it, I'm I'm gonna
- 32:26Speaker 1: get fucking sober. And the judge talked to my dad
- 32:31Speaker 1: and he was like, yeah, well he needs to fucking
- 32:32Speaker 1: get sober because if he doesn't, he's going to prison
- 32:34Speaker 1: for real, for real.
- 32:37Speaker 2: And uh, so is your dad like traditionally Indian, Like,
- 32:41Speaker 2: oh yeah, he didn't know what.
- 32:43Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't know what the fuck to do, Like
- 32:45Speaker 1: it was like destroying him in our relationship. It was
- 32:48Speaker 1: a fucking very traumatic time for all of us. And
- 32:51Speaker 1: then I, uh, but I got sober. I So I
- 32:56Speaker 1: went from the hospital to the fucking mental hospital. The
- 33:01Speaker 1: first day I'm there, they're like, yeah, so they're uh
- 33:04Speaker 1: bringing in a guy who uh did a whole lot
- 33:07Speaker 1: of PCP and he's also schizophrenic and he attempted to
- 33:11Speaker 1: murder somebody. What's the PCP high? Like, uh, real, real desosative.
- 33:19Speaker 1: I used to get real wet. So I grew up
- 33:21Speaker 1: in Houston, Texas. I used to get wet like a motherfucker.
- 33:23Speaker 1: I used to smoke that shirm. I used to sip
- 33:25Speaker 1: that lean. I used to do all kinds of fucking ship.
- 33:30Speaker 1: Yeahg I didn't even move when I heard that gunshot.
- 33:34Speaker 1: Y'all are like and like Cod's showing up not to
- 33:40Speaker 1: get deported, and he's gonna stay.
- 33:41Speaker 2: You're gonna act, You're gonna actually announcey INDROI.
- 33:44Speaker 1: How does PCP even look? Uh? So it was in
- 33:46Speaker 1: a bottle. It was liquid and we would dip it.
- 33:48Speaker 1: You're supposed to dip like a toothpick sized joint in
- 33:51Speaker 1: that ship and like share it with people. I would
- 33:54Speaker 1: dip like fucking fat ass like rolls like you guys
- 33:58Speaker 1: are smoking, and smoke that ship to myself and like
- 34:00Speaker 1: leave my body really yeah. Like I my first concert,
- 34:05Speaker 1: I was sixteen years old. Was it fun?
- 34:07Speaker 5: Though?
- 34:07Speaker 1: It was fun? It was rage against the machine ice
- 34:10Speaker 1: and I was on PCP and cocaine as a fucking
- 34:12Speaker 1: sixteen year old. Time of your life damn fo dude.
- 34:16Speaker 1: So the concert was supposed to be September twenty second,
- 34:19Speaker 1: nineteen ninety six. The shit got delayed because Zach de
- 34:21Speaker 1: Larroca had strep throats. So it was October sixth, this Sunday,
- 34:25Speaker 1: October sixth, the day that LSD was made illegal in California,
- 34:29Speaker 1: by the way, in nineteen sixty six, And I kin
- 34:31Speaker 1: you know that October sixth was the first concert that
- 34:34Speaker 1: I ever went to in nineteen ninety six, So thirty
- 34:37Speaker 1: years after LSD was made illegal in California to the
- 34:40Speaker 1: day is when I saw rage against the machine. Amazing.
- 34:43Speaker 1: And so because the concert had been delayed for two weeks,
- 34:48Speaker 1: fucking the crowd emptied from the bleachers or not the
- 34:52Speaker 1: bleachers of seats. It was Astro Arena, like so Astra
- 34:55Speaker 1: World used to be a fucking like six flags in
- 34:59Speaker 1: fucking in Houston, you know, Fuck Travis Scott, you know,
- 35:03Speaker 1: fuck that guy. So Astra World, and across from it
- 35:06Speaker 1: was the Astrodome and Astro Arena. And there are astrodomes
- 35:09Speaker 1: where the Houston Astros played and the fucking Astro arenas.
- 35:12Speaker 1: There are a lot of conventions and a lot of
- 35:13Speaker 1: fucking huge shows there, So that's where I went to
- 35:15Speaker 1: go see Rage, and all the seats emptied into the
- 35:19Speaker 1: fucking moshpit because everyone was just like waiting for this
- 35:21Speaker 1: fucking show, and I was like having the time of
- 35:24Speaker 1: my life, but also like I might die today. Moshpit
- 35:27Speaker 1: is fucking I don't I don't like that ship, dude.
- 35:29Speaker 1: I love that shit. I love it, dude. My first show,
- 35:33Speaker 1: my second show was corn, my third show was Metallica,
- 35:36Speaker 1: my fourth show was Pantera, like I'm a metal head
- 35:39Speaker 1: and then also in the middle of Smith, but in
- 35:42Speaker 1: the middle of it, I'm also like I would go
- 35:44Speaker 1: to like see like fucking little Keikey in Herschelwood Hardheads
- 35:48Speaker 1: and fucking Botany Boys and fucking street military in Houston,
- 35:52Speaker 1: like all that fucking DJ screw shit like screwed up click,
- 35:56Speaker 1: and like, you know, somebody gets stabbed in the fucking audience,
- 35:59Speaker 1: so the fucking show is over early and shit like
- 36:01Speaker 1: that happened when I was like fucking eighteen years old,
- 36:03Speaker 1: and shit.
- 36:04Speaker 2: So you're like, no, there's a rap show like DJ
- 36:07Speaker 2: okay ca. I was gonna say, like, are you expected
- 36:10Speaker 2: in a rap show?
- 36:11Speaker 1: DJ screw screwed up click, that's where like the fucking
- 36:14Speaker 1: Lean culture came from, Like Big Mo, fucking Pimpsy from
- 36:19Speaker 1: UGK died on Lean in Los Angeles. DJ Mo I
- 36:23Speaker 1: mean I DJ Screw and Big Mo they both died
- 36:25Speaker 1: from Lean. Like we knew in Houston a long time
- 36:28Speaker 1: ago that Lean like people do coke to get up
- 36:31Speaker 1: and then Lean to come down. And when they were
- 36:33Speaker 1: on that Lean fucking around would slowed down records. That's
- 36:36Speaker 1: where they learned to screw and chop music. So that
- 36:39Speaker 1: ship came from them being all fucked up partying on code.
- 36:41Speaker 2: Remember that to remember those times where I would like, like,
- 36:44Speaker 2: I think it was like three months where I was
- 36:45Speaker 2: or like two months where I was like, oh, Lean
- 36:47Speaker 2: is the greatest thing ever.
- 36:48Speaker 1: It was.
- 36:49Speaker 2: It was because I was on uppers and I would
- 36:52Speaker 2: use that to come down. People would do that and
- 36:53Speaker 2: then it would die yeah and that ye no and
- 36:55Speaker 2: didn't And I remember I was shocked.
- 36:58Speaker 1: I was like, why are you not doing it? You
- 37:00Speaker 1: know what I mean?
- 37:01Speaker 2: But I'm like, I'm like, my fucking friends didn't tell me.
- 37:04Speaker 2: I'm like, well you could die.
- 37:05Speaker 1: Well the ship is watered down and weak as fuck
- 37:07Speaker 1: now because of that. You can't get the shit as
- 37:08Speaker 1: strong as it was in the nineties and fucking texts
- 37:11Speaker 1: you were drinking leaning in that. That's how that time
- 37:13Speaker 1: I was a teenager in nineties in Texas, I was
- 37:15Speaker 1: doing PCP and fucking drinking lean in the back then.
- 37:18Speaker 1: So I got sober. So you got you were able
- 37:20Speaker 1: to get the glass bottles. Yes, yeah, damn that's crazy fools.
- 37:23Speaker 1: They can't.
- 37:23Speaker 2: There's fools that have those like just just as like
- 37:26Speaker 2: a as like a keepsake food. I've seen that ship
- 37:28Speaker 2: in like like a fucking uh like foods like a
- 37:31Speaker 2: trap trophy. You'll be at somebody's house and you're just like,
- 37:34Speaker 2: there's like two Frenchies walking around, and then I'm just like,
- 37:36Speaker 2: you have your man fucking display case and they'll be
- 37:38Speaker 2: like a glass bottle of activities.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Bro. So I was living like by NASA, like in
- 37:44Speaker 1: the nice ass suburbs. My dad's an engineer, like he's
- 37:47Speaker 1: he was like, hey, your dad's really Indian. Yeah yeah,
- 37:49Speaker 1: and like but I was going and hanging out in
- 37:52Speaker 1: most city in the hood and that's where I was
- 37:54Speaker 1: like picking up like weed and coke and PCP and
- 37:57Speaker 1: all that shit. So just so everyone knows I don't
- 38:00Speaker 1: do all that shit anymore. I don't do pills, I
- 38:02Speaker 1: don't do coke, I don't do fucking I've never done meth,
- 38:05Speaker 1: heroin or crack. Right up, I gotta ask you about one.
- 38:07Speaker 1: Nothing against anyone who does.
- 38:08Speaker 5: By the way, hey, I just never ran into it,
- 38:10Speaker 5: and it's just that i'b be expired if I ever did.
- 38:12Speaker 1: Have you ever done quelutes? No, I've never done kayludes.
- 38:16Speaker 1: After watching that movie I don't hear that's where we
- 38:21Speaker 1: watched Cheech and Chong, I was like, damn, I wish
- 38:23Speaker 1: coludes were still around. I'm not that old, but like,
- 38:27Speaker 1: I'm sure somebody had coaludes. We just didn't know them,
- 38:29Speaker 1: and they were fucking hoarding them, like they're not gonna
- 38:31Speaker 1: give them some fucking fifteen year old and dude, there's
- 38:33Speaker 1: something really fucking wrong with them. They're probably a kid toucher.
- 38:36Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, straight up. There's no grown as person
- 38:40Speaker 2: that should from the kualude era that should want to
- 38:42Speaker 2: be partying with anybody that's like twenty five and UNDERPA word,
- 38:45Speaker 2: yeah even I know that's legal, but like twenty five
- 38:48Speaker 2: and understill, Like, what the fuck am I gonna talk
- 38:50Speaker 2: to you if I don't if you're not an entertainer,
- 38:52Speaker 2: Like if Joey Diaz wasn't an entertainer, I don't know
- 38:55Speaker 2: what I would talk to him. Is just a regular
- 38:56Speaker 2: old man, you know what I mean, because it'd be
- 38:58Speaker 2: such a disconnect.
- 38:58Speaker 1: What do you still have the stories? Fuck? Yeah, he'd
- 39:02Speaker 1: be making a grade of grandpa. But like it wouldn't
- 39:04Speaker 1: be my grandpa. You know what I mean.
- 39:05Speaker 2: You could get that from any old man, right, you're right,
- 39:08Speaker 2: wisdom in life, Bro, They'll give you stories.
- 39:10Speaker 1: Bron, make it.
- 39:12Speaker 5: I can tell make it. I know it's not made.
- 39:14Speaker 5: But if you're a chemist, can you make it? And
- 39:15Speaker 5: if you're like a real yeah, I'm sure sure you can.
- 39:18Speaker 5: You can make anything you want unless there.
- 39:22Speaker 1: Unless the precursors to make it no longer exist, which
- 39:25Speaker 1: I'm not sure about that. I'm not a chemist. I'm
- 39:27Speaker 1: not that smart. I'm kind of asking that. I'm trying
- 39:29Speaker 1: to ask the Indian guys you would have smarter than
- 39:31Speaker 1: Let me give me a week and I'll get back
- 39:32Speaker 1: to you. I'm actually kind of an idiot.
- 39:34Speaker 2: So now you're just gonna assume they're both like have
- 39:36Speaker 2: engineering skills.
- 39:39Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so I did have next podcast, I'll have
- 39:41Speaker 1: a pill for you. I definitely had some traumatic shit happen.
- 39:44Speaker 1: And then on top of that, so when I got
- 39:45Speaker 1: into the suspension scene, I met a whole lot of
- 39:47Speaker 1: fucking people. And then in two thousand, so I was
- 39:51Speaker 1: sober for twelve and a half fucking years when I
- 39:53Speaker 1: was doing the suspension shit. I at twenty two, got married,
- 39:56Speaker 1: had a kid. I was working all the time. He
- 39:58Speaker 1: was working for me doing I was working like as
- 40:02Speaker 1: a fucking uh a supervisor for a burrito company called
- 40:06Speaker 1: free Birds in Texas. And then I got a fire.
- 40:09Speaker 1: There's one in Santa Barbara. He doesn't work there no more.
- 40:12Speaker 1: He don't care. I was super I worked ship. I
- 40:15Speaker 1: worked from a guy who rolled burritos all the way
- 40:17Speaker 1: up to corporate looking the way I did. But then
- 40:20Speaker 1: they got bought out. And then then the people like
- 40:21Speaker 1: this dude's fucking crazy, like he has come into the
- 40:25Speaker 1: office devil tattooed on him and he hangs from hooks
- 40:28Speaker 1: and ship Yeah, bro, like you had a hanging kid
- 40:30Speaker 1: of your own corporate office?
- 40:31Speaker 5: Bro?
- 40:32Speaker 1: Like no, but he got shipped done though I wouldn't
- 40:35Speaker 1: have fired him. So so, they they were pretty religious
- 40:39Speaker 1: and they were like conservative and they want to stay
- 40:41Speaker 1: by ownership almost, so like they fucking they got rid
- 40:46Speaker 1: of me. But I was also working in a lot
- 40:48Speaker 1: of music venues and I met a lot of bands
- 40:50Speaker 1: and fucking musical acts and ship and I was bar
- 40:52Speaker 1: backing and working security at a lot of venues throughout Houston, Houston, Texas.
- 40:56Speaker 1: That's where I was for a long ass time. Have
- 40:59Speaker 1: your parents seen you? Hang? Uh? They saw me on
- 41:03Speaker 1: the news, but not me personally suspending. Like they saw
- 41:07Speaker 1: me when our suspension team was on the news when
- 41:10Speaker 1: I was like twenty one, and they were like freaking out.
- 41:13Speaker 1: What was the second My parents, yeahs also saw me.
- 41:16Speaker 1: It was it was about body suspension and what was
- 41:19Speaker 1: that conversation? Like, well, like your parents like, I was like, hey,
- 41:23Speaker 1: if you want to know what I've been up to,
- 41:24Speaker 1: watch the news tonight. And they watched, like, oh my god.
- 41:28Speaker 1: Our friends probably saw that and they're like, you have
- 41:31Speaker 1: a tattoo on the middle of your fucking forehead, dude,
- 41:36Speaker 1: So it is. They didn't say fucking no, no, I
- 41:38Speaker 1: know I did.
- 41:40Speaker 2: So the hooks come out like eighteen right, like that's
- 41:44Speaker 2: when you start doing it.
- 41:45Speaker 1: No. I started that when I was twenty one. So
- 41:47Speaker 1: the first time I took hooks was November eleventh, two
- 41:49Speaker 1: thousand and one, Rememberance Day in Canada, and it's also
- 41:52Speaker 1: Veterans Day here, and it was my best friend's birthday. Like,
- 41:55Speaker 1: so he wanted to do a four way poll, so
- 41:58Speaker 1: I took the hooks. He explained that to us. Wait,
- 42:00Speaker 1: so he wanted He wanted us to be hooked up
- 42:03Speaker 1: to a hub on the ground and four of us
- 42:05Speaker 1: pulling separate directions, kind of like a tug of war.
- 42:07Speaker 1: Was this is my first time. I'm like, hey, this
- 42:11Speaker 1: is like pulling, seems like it might be a little
- 42:13Speaker 1: bit less intense and actually hanging my entire body was
- 42:16Speaker 1: the flowering term for this term. Not really, No, So
- 42:21Speaker 1: I I I got my cherry popped by doing a
- 42:24Speaker 1: fucking uh pull with three of my friends, and I'm
- 42:28Speaker 1: telling them, yo, go easy on me. I've never done
- 42:30Speaker 1: this before. I've never had hooks in me, Like, uh,
- 42:32Speaker 1: take it easy on me. So I get the hooks
- 42:34Speaker 1: to me and then we get hooked up and we're
- 42:36Speaker 1: listening to Tool Lateralists, the first nine tracks of that album.
- 42:40Speaker 1: It had come out in May of that year, so
- 42:42Speaker 1: the album was like six months old. Everyone's sober. Uh. Yeah,
- 42:47Speaker 1: we were required to be with this suspension team. That's
- 42:49Speaker 1: not how I work these days. I was sober at
- 42:52Speaker 1: the time anyway, So everyone was sober and it was
- 42:56Speaker 1: uh And like I said, it was Tool. Alex Gray
- 42:59Speaker 1: is a guy who does all the artwork for Tool.
- 43:01Speaker 1: He's the guy who's tattooed on the back of my head. So,
- 43:04Speaker 1: like Alex Graham, Tool have been very influential in my life.
- 43:08Speaker 1: So I was the one who actually picked the music.
- 43:11Speaker 1: It was my homies birthday, was like, you care what
- 43:13Speaker 1: we listened to? Is like, now we can listen to Tool.
- 43:15Speaker 1: So I knew all the fucking music very well. So
- 43:17Speaker 1: as soon as like the music really got going in
- 43:20Speaker 1: in the Grudge, the first track on the album, I
- 43:24Speaker 1: fucking just pulled all three of them across the room.
- 43:26Speaker 1: They're like, what the fuck you know? And they're like, Dude, Neil,
- 43:29Speaker 1: you told us to take it easy and you're pulling
- 43:30Speaker 1: us all across the room like chill, And I was like, Dude,
- 43:34Speaker 1: I meant for this shit, Like I knew like that
- 43:37Speaker 1: day in like, I meant for this fucking shit.
- 43:39Speaker 4: Were you bleeding? Yeah a lot? But I don't fucking care.
- 43:42Speaker 4: You know, that's just part of it. It's it's as
- 43:44Speaker 4: long as it take the heel before you can do
- 43:45Speaker 4: it again then so it so you gotta think about
- 43:48Speaker 4: it like this.
- 43:49Speaker 1: When you get pierced, it's not just the one hole
- 43:52Speaker 1: or the like the two hook holes. It's the entire
- 43:55Speaker 1: area where you took hooks. So if you fucking took
- 43:58Speaker 1: hooks on your entire body, your entire is healing. So
- 44:01Speaker 1: it can be like, you know, a week externally it
- 44:05Speaker 1: looks fine, but like internally it's probably healing for two
- 44:08Speaker 1: to four weeks. Sometimes if you've really gone hard like
- 44:11Speaker 1: I tend to do, sometimes they give me like six weeks,
- 44:13Speaker 1: eight weeks, so you're hooking like once every month or
- 44:15Speaker 1: two usually like sometimes more, sometimes less. I've done conventions
- 44:20Speaker 1: where I've done like fucking five six suspensions in a weekend,
- 44:23Speaker 1: and then like I've gone periods where i didn't suspend
- 44:26Speaker 1: for like a year and a half because like I
- 44:27Speaker 1: fucking hate everybody and they can all go fuck themselves.
- 44:30Speaker 1: How's the morning after? Like, like you must be like
- 44:34Speaker 1: in so much after that. I'm different. I'm different than
- 44:39Speaker 1: most people. So every time people ask me questions I'm like,
- 44:41Speaker 1: I answer for myself, and then I answer for like
- 44:43Speaker 1: regular ask people for myself. I'm usually like maybe a
- 44:47Speaker 1: little bit sore. I forget that I've hung and I
- 44:49Speaker 1: keep hitting my shit. I'll like clean myself up, not
- 44:51Speaker 1: really wear any bandages, and I'm just like whatever, you know,
- 44:55Speaker 1: And you know, sometimes there's a little bit of like
- 44:58Speaker 1: like people call it PSDP suspension depression, like your serotonin
- 45:02Speaker 1: level like dip and shit, Like it's like after you've
- 45:05Speaker 1: done a whole bunch of molly, you know. So does
- 45:08Speaker 1: it affect your tattoos the scarring? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's
- 45:11Speaker 1: why I like, I used to take a lot of
- 45:13Speaker 1: hooks in my throat, but now that I've gotten the
- 45:15Speaker 1: tattoos on my throat the way I like them, I
- 45:16Speaker 1: won't take throat hooks, and any guy I just don't
- 45:18Speaker 1: do it doesn't seem safe. Yeah. Well, I mean I've
- 45:20Speaker 1: suspended from three hooks in my throat and one in
- 45:22Speaker 1: my forehead, and the one in my forehead completely tore out.
- 45:24Speaker 1: That's why I have this fucking scar in between my eyes.
- 45:27Speaker 1: So that can happen, yes, so often? How often does
- 45:30Speaker 1: it happen? I've had two hooks completely tear out. And
- 45:33Speaker 1: I've tried to tear a few more hooks out that
- 45:35Speaker 1: didn't but almost did. Did you try to just cauz
- 45:39Speaker 1: fuck it? Because I was I'm testing myself. There was
- 45:43Speaker 1: one day where I was like, I want to hang
- 45:45Speaker 1: from two hooks in my wrists. See if I can
- 45:48Speaker 1: flip upside down and tear the hooks out while I'm
- 45:50Speaker 1: upside down and backflip back down. And I almost did it.
- 45:55Speaker 1: I have like a lot of scars on my wrists
- 45:57Speaker 1: from wherever.
- 45:58Speaker 2: Yeah, Like if you didn't tell us that, I'd be like,
- 46:00Speaker 2: that is a cutting.
- 46:01Speaker 1: That is a scarification of a molecule of LSD on
- 46:06Speaker 1: my arm because I wanted to see because if you
- 46:09Speaker 1: could actually drop liquid LSD into your bloodstream and feel it.
- 46:13Speaker 1: So I got a molecule of LSD cut. I have
- 46:16Speaker 1: lots of cuttings and brandings on me, by the way.
- 46:18Speaker 1: So I got that cut into my arm and I
- 46:21Speaker 1: dropped two drops of liquid LSD and nothing happened. So
- 46:25Speaker 1: people who are like, oh I got acid on my leg,
- 46:28Speaker 1: and they're full of shit. So you can't sweat it.
- 46:30Speaker 1: That whole thing that Jimmy has to come through mucous membrane.
- 46:33Speaker 1: So if you get it on your fingers and accidentally
- 46:35Speaker 1: touch your eyes or nose or mouth, that's how it
- 46:38Speaker 1: fucking happens.
- 46:38Speaker 2: So like if I would have grabbed the sheet that
- 46:40Speaker 2: you gave me and I would have been like, well,
- 46:41Speaker 2: this is cool, and then I would have picked my nose.
- 46:43Speaker 1: I'm getting high. Possibly. Oh okay, I seen some wrapper
- 46:49Speaker 1: dropping his ear. Not doable, that's douable. Yeah, that's mucous membranes. Okay, okay, Yeah,
- 46:54Speaker 1: So when I was a tear when I was a
- 46:56Speaker 1: teenager before I got sober for twelve and a half years,
- 46:58Speaker 1: which okay. So here's the other traumatic thing. By the way,
- 47:01Speaker 1: So I have a really fucking close friend that moves
- 47:03Speaker 1: to Texas from New York and we're and we're driving
- 47:07Speaker 1: from Texas to California for a body suspension of related event.
- 47:11Speaker 1: I'm driving behind him in Fort Stockton, Texas, and his
- 47:15Speaker 1: back right tire blows while we're going eighty five miles
- 47:18Speaker 1: an hour on the highway. The speed limit is eighty
- 47:20Speaker 1: so we're only going five miles over the speed limit. Yeah,
- 47:23Speaker 1: West Texas, the speed limit is eighty, by the way,
- 47:25Speaker 1: just for you, guys, if you didn't know under youth
- 47:27Speaker 1: was get mad when you guys come here. So fuck yeah,
- 47:31Speaker 1: I'm like, why the fuck isn't everyone going to eighty?
- 47:33Speaker 1: What the fuck is wrong with you people? Anyway? Eighty
- 47:37Speaker 1: is like the slow like I like go like around
- 47:39Speaker 1: one hundred to one hundred and ten if everyone's going
- 47:41Speaker 1: the right speed, you know.
- 47:42Speaker 4: Keep forgetting gets talking about Miles, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Miles
- 47:45Speaker 4: par Ki Yeah.
- 47:46Speaker 1: Sorry, we don't do metric unless we're talking grams, bron.
- 47:50Speaker 1: We speak the same language. Yeah. So I'm following behind him.
- 47:55Speaker 1: His back right tire blows and his car flips by
- 47:58Speaker 1: me like five six times. He I'm fucking freaking out.
- 48:02Speaker 1: Everyone in my car is freaking out. There are four
- 48:03Speaker 1: people in his car. One of them gets thrown thirty
- 48:06Speaker 1: fucking feet out of the fucking out the window because
- 48:09Speaker 1: his seat belt didn't work in death. No he didn't die, no,
- 48:13Speaker 1: yeah he but I thought he was dead, but then
- 48:15Speaker 1: the screaming started once we like ran up on them.
- 48:18Speaker 1: But like, I walk up on my homie and his
- 48:21Speaker 1: his head is on his chest and his neck is broken,
- 48:23Speaker 1: and I think he's dead. But then we hear him
- 48:25Speaker 1: snoring and we realize he's alive. He laid in a
- 48:28Speaker 1: hospital bed for fifteen fucking months, and then after he passed,
- 48:33Speaker 1: his mom came to my house for what should have
- 48:35Speaker 1: been his birthday and said, Neil, I want to smoke
- 48:38Speaker 1: spliffs with you today, because his name was so. He
- 48:40Speaker 1: was a performer named Splifto or splif and he would
- 48:44Speaker 1: he had eyebrow piercings and he would fucking lift bowling
- 48:47Speaker 1: balls with his fucking eyebrow piercings. So there's a there's
- 48:51Speaker 1: a performer called the mister Lifto out of uh Austin, Texas.
- 48:57Speaker 1: That is a from he used to be with Jim
- 48:59Speaker 1: Rose because he's like he's like an og with like
- 49:02Speaker 1: sideshow performers. So when Spliff called himself splif though, it
- 49:06Speaker 1: was homage to him, but it was he smokes a
- 49:09Speaker 1: lot of weed. He never smoked spliffs though. He hated
- 49:11Speaker 1: weed mixed with tobacco, but he went by Spliff. And
- 49:15Speaker 1: you know, whenever I met him, I would always be like, hey,
- 49:18Speaker 1: o Spliff with a weed at But it would be
- 49:19Speaker 1: funny because like I would help him go get weed.
- 49:22Speaker 1: I would help him have weed mailed to him. I
- 49:24Speaker 1: would help him sell weed, but I was sober as fuck,
- 49:27Speaker 1: and he was like, Neil, how can you not smoke
- 49:29Speaker 1: the shit? Because he was getting shipp from northern California
- 49:31Speaker 1: sent to Texas and he was like from the like
- 49:33Speaker 1: Green Triangle, and She's like, how do you not want
- 49:35Speaker 1: to smoke the I'm like I do, but I'm a
- 49:37Speaker 1: piece of shit when I do drugs, so I'm not
- 49:39Speaker 1: gonna fucking do that shit. Like I can smoke weed
- 49:42Speaker 1: and do acid and mushrooms and be a decent person,
- 49:45Speaker 1: but once I do that, I want to do all
- 49:46Speaker 1: that other shit like drinking and cocaine and pills, and
- 49:49Speaker 1: I'm a fucking piece of shit, so I can't, dude,
- 49:52Speaker 1: And like there was one time he was smoking Beth
- 49:55Speaker 1: one time to fucking like work on a suspension that
- 49:58Speaker 1: we were doing, and he wanted to be up for
- 49:59Speaker 1: two days. He wanted to have me do thirty one
- 50:02Speaker 1: different suspensions before coming down for my thirtieth birthday, so
- 50:07Speaker 1: he was working on that. He got me contact high
- 50:10Speaker 1: off myth when I was sober, and he laughed his
- 50:11Speaker 1: ass off about that ship, and so did everybody in
- 50:13Speaker 1: that apartment. Dude that meth laugh too.
- 50:16Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, there is such a thing as meth. Laugh,
- 50:19Speaker 2: bro Like it's like like most like that had.
- 50:22Speaker 1: About me being fucking contact because they're like, Neil, that's
- 50:25Speaker 1: the word. Because I was trying to sleep on the
- 50:27Speaker 1: couch and they're like, Neil, you're not asleep, you're awake.
- 50:30Speaker 1: You're just muttering angry ship under your breath. Oh shit,
- 50:34Speaker 1: you're high on meth. Like I fucking hate you guys.
- 50:38Speaker 2: So but you know, like you know it is what
- 50:41Speaker 2: it is, like exaber smoke Math one time in front
- 50:46Speaker 2: of two hundred people on stage and they all cheered.
- 50:51Speaker 1: Fucks. I don't judge. I don't trust anyone for the
- 50:55Speaker 1: things they do. No, but you know, tell him why
- 50:57Speaker 1: he did it?
- 50:57Speaker 2: Like, tell him he did it for three months.
- 51:00Speaker 1: I was broken at the time. Ship won hit him Math, Yeah,
- 51:02Speaker 1: I won't hit him. And what happened? Look at that Danny.
- 51:06Speaker 1: Yeah I took Danny like in a couple like I
- 51:08Speaker 1: let it hit it, and then I took a good night.
- 51:10Speaker 1: All right. It was three months worth of.
- 51:12Speaker 2: Rant telling me he started cleaning up.
- 51:16Speaker 1: Someone in the audience gave you three months.
- 51:18Speaker 2: No, they they like they promised, they promised it an
- 51:21Speaker 2: episode two hundred because I didn't think they were gonna
- 51:23Speaker 2: like not fight and I keep going, Yeah, so they
- 51:25Speaker 2: thought they were gonna have like this podcast was gonna
- 51:28Speaker 2: make it to two hundred episodes. And when he was
- 51:30Speaker 2: and they were promising everything and they were like, I know,
- 51:32Speaker 2: it'll do it. And then and it started as a joke.
- 51:34Speaker 2: They were like, yeah, fucking episode two hundred on stage
- 51:37Speaker 2: because they did it a strip clup. They took over
- 51:39Speaker 2: zeal fucking smoke some myth what is it on stage
- 51:43Speaker 2: and people were they They all of a sudden started
- 51:45Speaker 2: liking ship. They started showing up and dude, the tickets
- 51:49Speaker 2: sold out and like the first day and people were
- 51:52Speaker 2: fucking dming him talk about if you don't do it,
- 51:54Speaker 2: we're gonna ask for our money back.
- 51:55Speaker 1: Type of ship. It's so funny.
- 51:56Speaker 2: People want to watch people just fucking And then then
- 52:01Speaker 2: to top it off, it wasn't just the regular pipe.
- 52:04Speaker 1: They brought the excel big ass pooky but wasn't someone
- 52:08Speaker 1: was it like a dirty used math pipe. I wanted
- 52:11Speaker 1: a brand new one. I wanted a brand new ones
- 52:12Speaker 1: I could actually Yeah, it was good. The crazy part,
- 52:17Speaker 1: crazier part.
- 52:18Speaker 2: Let's get off the meth for that all right, but
- 52:21Speaker 2: the terry on top though, the home being side dick
- 52:23Speaker 2: Eddy out of the blue right like like X. She
- 52:26Speaker 2: takes the hit and he's like, I'm just that's it,
- 52:28Speaker 2: I promise, right, and then he's said, Geddy sees there's
- 52:32Speaker 2: still smoke, and he fucking goes to the stage and
- 52:34Speaker 2: just goes it clears.
- 52:36Speaker 1: This ship up. Bro, God, what the fuck? That shunds crazy?
- 52:40Speaker 5: To be honest, I've done pretty good on stage, but
- 52:44Speaker 5: they've never cheered like that for me. After I took
- 52:46Speaker 5: that hit on stage, everybody was like some people say,
- 52:50Speaker 5: if you want to hit it, I was gonna ask
- 52:51Speaker 5: for a refund.
- 52:52Speaker 1: He said that. And every show like that, and every
- 52:55Speaker 1: show like that, that could be like you know, every
- 52:58Speaker 1: time my bomb I'm just gonna pull out. That could
- 53:00Speaker 1: be like the food, like the watermelon food, and then
- 53:02Speaker 1: you just just be like the met food. You know.
- 53:04Speaker 1: So before that happened a month before my thirtieth birthday,
- 53:07Speaker 1: on July fifteenth of twenty ten, that wreck happened, and
- 53:11Speaker 1: then Spliff ended up passing away on October sixteenth of
- 53:14Speaker 1: twenty eleven, fifteen months later.
- 53:16Speaker 2: Was he the only person that passed from there?
- 53:18Speaker 1: He was the only one that passed his widow, Like
- 53:23Speaker 1: she was pregnant at the time, five weeks and she
- 53:26Speaker 1: nothing happened to the baby. The baby like was bored
- 53:28Speaker 1: and she has she's a beautiful like like young woman.
- 53:33Speaker 1: So like but uh yeah, and then uh one of
- 53:37Speaker 1: the other two people that were in the wreck, like
- 53:40Speaker 1: they they were all injured, but Spliff was apparently the
- 53:43Speaker 1: one who got it the worst. And he ended up
- 53:45Speaker 1: passing on October sixteenth. And then like on January eighth
- 53:49Speaker 1: of twenty twelve, is when his mom was at my house.
- 53:52Speaker 1: We're having a birthday party for him. We were suspending people,
- 53:55Speaker 1: people were getting tattooed. No one I know it was
- 54:00Speaker 1: doing acid that day. So that was the day that
- 54:02Speaker 1: I smoked weed again, Like I smoked weed the day
- 54:05Speaker 1: that he died at his funeral, and then I stopped,
- 54:08Speaker 1: and then when his mom came, I smoked again, and
- 54:11Speaker 1: then I just I was on weed again, Like I.
- 54:14Speaker 2: Felt like you guys like hooked the hook and then
- 54:15Speaker 2: instead of carrying the casket regular you guess, we were
- 54:18Speaker 2: like in honor.
- 54:19Speaker 1: Like we're actually after after his funeral, it just sounds
- 54:24Speaker 1: like an og in the game. At his funeral, his
- 54:28Speaker 1: name was Spliff, but his actual name was Arwin, so
- 54:31Speaker 1: Arwin was like after Arwin from Lord of the Rings
- 54:34Speaker 1: and his morning Star. So I met my homie ganj
- 54:37Speaker 1: for the first time at the funeral. So we all
- 54:41Speaker 1: have these Camo bandanas because we're part of this thing
- 54:43Speaker 1: called Cross Island Connection. It was pretty much people looking
- 54:46Speaker 1: out for each other and having each other's back at shows,
- 54:49Speaker 1: making sure that fucking actual gang members don't fuck with people.
- 54:54Speaker 1: So I had my fucking Camo bandana, and we had
- 54:59Speaker 1: Joe Snake, Spliff's brother, come up and cut a morning
- 55:02Speaker 1: Star into Ganza's face at in the funeral, put the
- 55:06Speaker 1: piece of skin in my bandana. We put it in
- 55:09Speaker 1: spliss pocket what the with some suspension hooks that I
- 55:13Speaker 1: had bent out that he had hung me from to
- 55:17Speaker 1: go get cremated. And we watched his body go taken
- 55:20Speaker 1: to go get cremated while we went and took hooks
- 55:23Speaker 1: and suspended and fucking bled our fucking asses off for him.
- 55:28Speaker 2: Geez, there, you don't take a piece of your skin
- 55:33Speaker 2: off when I die and rolled it up in a
- 55:34Speaker 2: joint like a hash hole, like.
- 55:36Speaker 1: A shirt of God bottom of my foot. Yeah, the
- 55:39Speaker 1: hard part.
- 55:41Speaker 2: Take some of my toe, Keith, he give me a
- 55:49Speaker 2: run of apast for fucking Homi love on it, like
- 55:56Speaker 2: like we understand, and like we like that you're being
- 55:59Speaker 2: so transparent and like because this is the reason I
- 56:01Speaker 2: knew like it was gonna be like a great interview,
- 56:02Speaker 2: because you're just You're just you bro like people like
- 56:06Speaker 2: it or not.
- 56:06Speaker 1: You're just you dog.
- 56:07Speaker 2: And it's like, that's that's what it is.
- 56:09Speaker 4: What it is, Dog, It's what any community would do.
- 56:12Speaker 4: Like if a comedian dad, we go to do a
- 56:13Speaker 4: comedy show.
- 56:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to take a two grand dad for splip.
- 56:16Speaker 1: Let's do it.
- 56:17Speaker 2: Hey he took the other dad just like nothing.
- 56:19Speaker 1: Hey for real, a uh, let's fucking uh, let's bark
- 56:22Speaker 1: up some of these hash holes do it. Hey, I
- 56:23Speaker 1: got I got a question for you.
- 56:25Speaker 5: Since we're talking abut a little bit of accidents and
- 56:26Speaker 5: some crazy shit, we're already there. Anybody ever go to
- 56:30Speaker 5: the hospital after a suspension for whatever reason, someone someone
- 56:33Speaker 5: did the wrong hook someone there.
- 56:34Speaker 1: They don't know how to hurt. People who use the
- 56:36Speaker 1: wrong equipment or people who shouldn't have been delaying or
- 56:41Speaker 1: holding the rope, and people have had bones broken and
- 56:45Speaker 1: shit has happened, and shit happens, you know, and all
- 56:51Speaker 1: you can do is learn from it. Move. There's been
- 56:53Speaker 1: educational conventions because of it, called Suspension Practitioner Conventions, and
- 57:00Speaker 1: so pretty much almost every time I suspend, it's like
- 57:04Speaker 1: for spliff or my son or just for the fucking it.
- 57:09Speaker 1: How was your kid? My kids twenty one? Ship? You're
- 57:12Speaker 1: a dad fo Yeah, yeah, my kid's twenty one and
- 57:14Speaker 1: he is in Europe right now in college.
- 57:17Speaker 2: Uh, traveling kid.
- 57:18Speaker 1: Dude, he's gonna be an engineer, so you can fucking
- 57:20Speaker 1: stand him. He turned down. Okay, yeah, take a two
- 57:25Speaker 1: dad for split. Let's go for splip.
- 57:29Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bro, hey, mind you this.
- 57:31Speaker 1: He took that focus splif right. Actually yeah, hey, by
- 57:33Speaker 1: the way.
- 57:33Speaker 2: Big shout out once again appearing proper cold for making
- 57:36Speaker 2: this happen, appearing proper to Graham jar Yeah yo this, yeah,
- 57:40Speaker 2: this has been fucking just taking like just crazy dabs
- 57:42Speaker 2: the whole time, you though, I mean, but yeah, but
- 57:44Speaker 2: taking a puff.
- 57:45Speaker 1: Go on there, that's not the same thing. Shout out
- 57:47Speaker 1: to proper How do you open this, dude? I thought
- 57:50Speaker 1: you had him in Canada, broof no, no, I don't know.
- 57:53Speaker 1: Not the it's illegal proof. Oh man, Jesus food, let's
- 57:57Speaker 1: go clouding this bitch up.
- 58:00Speaker 2: Hey, I thought that was a noise from them now,
- 58:02Speaker 2: I was like, yo, is that? How the fuck do
- 58:03Speaker 2: you make it? Make laser noises? Hey, you got a
- 58:08Speaker 2: hell of smoke in here?
- 58:11Speaker 1: How to the homie? Would you ever consider hanging nah.
- 58:14Speaker 2: Bro too fat for that?
- 58:15Speaker 1: Oh? By the way, limit I got no.
- 58:20Speaker 2: I mean they hanged the cows when they're ready to.
- 58:22Speaker 1: You know, the homie. Buddha's dog Rush passed away recently.
- 58:26Speaker 1: There's a bunch of Rush stickers here that dad was
- 58:28Speaker 1: also for Rush. Shout r P man. I love animals
- 58:32Speaker 1: as well, So your cot is just going through if
- 58:35Speaker 1: I p By the way, I brought a marble here.
- 58:37Speaker 1: I had a ferret that passed away, and I had
- 58:40Speaker 1: a glass blower that put her ashes in the marble.
- 58:44Speaker 1: That made it into a gallaxy. That's cool. So he
- 58:47Speaker 1: made it into a nebula.
- 58:49Speaker 2: I actually, you know, I have both of my dogs,
- 58:51Speaker 2: my dog's ashes that passed away last year, and I've
- 58:53Speaker 2: thought about doing something like that, but I just ain't
- 58:55Speaker 2: been ready.
- 58:56Speaker 1: DM Glass, my boy Cameron Baman, if you, if if
- 59:00Speaker 1: any of you guys have ashes from animals that he
- 59:04Speaker 1: needs the smallest amount. Cameron Berman DM memorial glass.
- 59:09Speaker 5: Uh so what's crazy is detail next to me when
- 59:13Speaker 5: I DAP. So it'd be kind of cool to be like,
- 59:15Speaker 5: I got the homey with me again. Yeah, because he's
- 59:17Speaker 5: always there, you know.
- 59:17Speaker 2: He's like, hey, no, but look the dog's name was Nebula.
- 59:20Speaker 2: And look how fucking just take a sorry ferret. Look
- 59:24Speaker 2: how fucking detailed that shit is? That is That is
- 59:28Speaker 2: fucking crazy.
- 59:29Speaker 1: He also made a portrait on a little coin for
- 59:32Speaker 1: me that I have up at home of me and
- 59:34Speaker 1: my ferret together. Yeah.
- 59:36Speaker 2: You know what those shout outs to everybody who's passed
- 59:38Speaker 2: on from his life to the next round. So rip
- 59:40Speaker 2: to everybody, n RP.
- 59:42Speaker 1: Yeah. People die every day and you know, whether.
- 59:44Speaker 2: You get your flowers or not, I hope you get
- 59:45Speaker 2: him in the next part, the next phase of life.
- 59:47Speaker 1: So you asked me about if I'm spiritual. I'm not.
- 59:50Speaker 1: But so there was one time in twenty thirteen, about
- 59:56Speaker 1: a year and a half after split passed away. Oh shit,
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: I'm in Arizona and I meet this I meet this
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: person at a show that I do and she hits
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: me up on social media afterwards, and she was like, hey,
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: can I talk to you about something without like seeming
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: like weird. I'm like, all right, this is already kind
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: of seeming weird, but whatever. Okay. So she had been like,
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: go go dancing the night before, and she was pretty attractive,
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: so I was like, okay, we could have a conversation.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: What's up. That's very fucking Zemer like right there like that.
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: So and she had performed too, so she was a performer,
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: so it's not like she was just some rando, you know.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: And she was like, so I have connections with spirits,
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: and I have spirits that follow me around. Well I
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: want you to know that you have one that follows
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: you around. Ohh And I was like, oh yeah. She
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: was like okay. So last night when I was going
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: home from the show, I met this very large animated
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: man with long, large hair. I'm like, oh my god,
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: she's starting to describe Splith. And he followed me home
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: and I grow weed and I'm a stripper and he
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: was looking at my weed grow. He's like, damn, girl,
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: you got some nice plans, said, you know what, you
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: got some nice titties too, Like holy shit, it is splith,
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: So you heard that. So she's having a conversation with
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: this dude and he tells her to tell me, don't
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: worry about him. He's doing fine, like he's got this,
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: You've got this, And that was his thing that he
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: used to say, It's like you got this. He was like,
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: you got this and if you and he was the
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: old and she was like, I didn't want to be disrespectful.
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: The only reason I joined your smoke circle last night
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: is because he never got a chance to smoke with you.
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: And that's how he was gonna smoke with you. And
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: I was like word, and she's like, if you look
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: at that picture, the group picture from last night, and
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: you look over your left shoulder, there's a bright white dot,
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: that's him.
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: You know I believe this story too, man, because I mean,
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: you know me, like I you know, I have my
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: Malarina bro. I heavy practice with the Santaio bro. Like
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: we're gonna have her on too as well, because we
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: always have her on October because she's you guys like
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: asking the spooky questions. But uh yeah, bro, Like whenever
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: you have a mesa, you kind of it's to communicate
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: with a mesa. It's like a mass. Uh, it's it's
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: a that's it. It's called a mass. Whenever you have
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: a mass, it's like it's usually like you have family
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: members when you invite people that are in your family
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: because it's one of your own sisters has something to
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: say or somebody close to you, and you kind of
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: like invoke the spirit and the person the translator, but
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: the person the priest in the situation kind of gets
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: it's technically possession. But they speak through them type of shit.
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: And they'll start and they'll start telling you shit to
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: be like hey, man, like I just wanted to say goodbye.
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: I wanted to do this, and then like people that
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: doubt it, like they'll start asking to be like how
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: do I know it's you? And then they'll fucking tell
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: you some shit be like remember this this in time,
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: like like I was there, we did this, like shit
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: that only you would know, like significant others and shit
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: like that, and then like that shit would only like
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: and it's it only goes as long as they wanted,
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: whatever they feel is done, so like you can't be
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: like no, but wait, that's why now when a lot
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: of times it's demonstrated in movies and shit like that.
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: That's usually what happens. The message gets pointed, the message
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: gets across, and then you feel like, oh wait, they
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: could come back, and it's just like noah, bro, they
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: were just finishing off the business and that's it.
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: By the way, I just want to say, I'm really
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: thankful that you guys didn't ask me to do this
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: like a week or two ago, because I was like
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: really close to the fucking wildfires and shit, and my
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: lungs were fucked up for the like I got sick
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: as fuck, and like, if you would ask me to
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: do this last week, I there's no way I would
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: be able to take like a fucking half gram dab Hey.
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: Man, I should salute to you for surviving them fires. Bro,
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: that's just crazy. I have a sister in law up
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: there and then they have to evacuate with a brand
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: new baby.
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't live there. I have friends who
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: lived right by it, and they were leaving for their
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: honeymoon and they had me take like a a couple
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: of their dab rigs for them, and like, I also
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: took their like disorderly conduction coil for them and uh
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: their box and got it replaced while they were out
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: and like.
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: I like that, but like still like they're like no, no,
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: some of these like it's like what would I do,
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: like in an earth like in an earthquake, I'm like, no, no,
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: I would come up here my rigs, like I would
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: like It's like for real though, man, that's like what
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: I would.
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: I would. Well, I was like I was already going
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: to go session with them and grab some rigs while
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: they were going for their honeymoon. It just worked out
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: that it was denied that the fires were happening.
- 1:04:56Speaker 4: So I think if like, if it's apocalyptic time like
- 1:04:58Speaker 4: that and you have to go back and grab some thing,
- 1:05:00Speaker 4: Flower would be the best bet to grab right well, because.
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: It was their dog Derby.
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean realistic ship.
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: First of course family members and fucking pens, which, by
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: the way, like I'm not taking my rig before I
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: put my baby or something.
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: They're super they're super into my friends are super into
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: Glass and Hash and Derby is named after the glass
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: blower Derby Darby home Glass, so big shout out to him,
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: like huge name of the game, shout out to Scotti,
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: mikel the guy who made this rig right here.
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: That's just great.
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: It show it to the camera.
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: That ship is is a is a beautiful piece in itself.
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: That's the kind of piece that you see displayed it
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: like Champs or some shit.
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: Is that close supposed to look like sheets of acid.
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: That's what I asked for. That was twenty g's right,
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: that thing fifteen retail crazy. The glass market has gone
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: down a little bit.
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: So okay, Neil, hold hold it up, but just where
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: you're at right there, don't put it close like that'd
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: be cool.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: That's yeah, I was. I was looking at the shot.
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I was trying to show them
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: the fucking the center piece, the diamond.
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: They could that you can see that diamond from downstairs.
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: Scottie mikel his wife Carlin was his fiance at the time,
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: does all the faceting, so they do the work together.
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: So I was gonna ask you, and I probably already
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: know the answer. I really really want to go. Never
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: been you've been to Bernie Man right, Actually, man, I
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: would love to do a podcast. I would love to.
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: I have not. I have not because it's very expensive
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: and you have to like kind of know a camp
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: and I do know people.
- 1:06:30Speaker 5: I could probably helping the answer with Jack because I
- 1:06:32Speaker 5: was gonna tackle line, he was gonna lie who he's in.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: Like you think you could just tackle with this, you
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: need to know someone.
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: I don't really like people very much, especially you.
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: I have a lot of friends that are burners, and
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: I love them, but I can't handle all burners. And like,
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: when you're there, like you have to use certain words
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: and like you have a certain name when you're there
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: and all that ship Like that's all cool, and like,
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: so here's thing, what do you mean you can't well,
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: words can't you use? I'm not sure. Like there's just
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: like certain words that you use while you're there that
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: are like refer to when you're there, you know, and
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: they're like it's.
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: Its own little community there, Yeah, exactly.
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: So the thing is about that is that's great for them,
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: but like the way, okay, so this is the way
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: I live my life. I do my thing every fucking day,
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: Like I trip multiple times a week. Like I don't
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: really give a fuck about Halloween because I am a
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: walking hall Halloween costume as it is, you know.
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: And I bet if you were to dress up and
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: then like you take the mask off, people would be
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: like holy shit.
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: It just gets crazier. Yeah, I don't. I fucking like Okay,
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: I tattooed my ears recently.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I would have thought like either I swear
- 1:07:45Speaker 2: Native American or like half Hawaiian, because like how great
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: like Polynesian because like you got like but like it
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: is both.
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: My parents are from Goldkata. I'm East Indian, but I
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: was born in the Bay.
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: Man like your whole body's stattu.
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a lot of crazy shit tattooed on me. Yo,
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: shout out to pure and proper. These are sick, dude.
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: These yeah, these these are fire and they're burning slow too.
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: Mann Like whatever flower it is, it is fucking delicious,
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: all right? So you said multiple times a week? Bro,
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: So what is it?
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: Like?
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: How many times would you consider? Because I remember, like
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: everybody kept asking me this question that like how many
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: Jewetsy smokings are you do all these podcasts? And I
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: told it I narrated down anywhere from seventeen to twenty.
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: That was a year ago.
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: Now I've lowered it down because you know, I like
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: dab it here and there too, But like how many
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: how many hits a week?
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: I got out of jail in Arizona in twenty nineteen
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: in Uh is that a scary place? April of twenty nineteen.
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: Oh dude, I'm glad I wasn't there a year later
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: when they were piling dead bodies during COVID Jesus, Okay,
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: at least I'm not the only one almost knocking. So
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: fucking I was there in twenty nineteen, a year before that,
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: like pretty much exactly a year before that. And uh
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: it because I was driving through Arizona, I got popped
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: with a twenty pack of cannabis and one hundred and
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: thirty one grams of wax and a puff co that
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: was unopened.
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be kind of hard if I saw you
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: driving and I'd be like this guy driving.
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: Okay, so listen, my face was not this tattoo. Then,
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: Oh this is recent. So I got I got arrested
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: in twenty eighteen August of twenty eighteen. I got out
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: of jail in twenty nineteen. And when I got out
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: of jail, I'm a felon. I'm like, well, I'm already
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: a fucking felon, and I already have a couple face tattoos.
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: Might as well go all the fuck way in. Now
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: you got a must how did they catch you so here? Well,
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: here's the thing. I just want to say one funny
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: thing real quick. So I got a ticket in like
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: June of like fucking twenty nineteen, and then I didn't
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: go to court till February of twenty twenty. And the
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: cop looked at me, and I had gotten so many
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: tattoos on my face in that time that he was like,
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: I have absolutely no recollect of pulling this person over.
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: So the case was dismissed. Hell yeah, the pig was
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: actually fucking honest because he did not. Because I had
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: gotten so many tattoos in my face in that period
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: of time, He's like, I would remember this. He was like,
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: there's no way I pulled that guy over. I would
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: remember that.
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: Damn So your face tattoos, dead ass, like got me
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: out of a ticket.
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: There's so not just the ticket, bro, you got caught
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: with some fucking packs. No, no, no, I I so
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: I didn't have that many face tackles when I got
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: caught with the packs. I fucking ended up having to
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: do thirty thirty days in jail in Arizona. Then they
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: gave me four days, sir, from when I originally got arrested.
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: It was fucking twenty thousand dollars for me, twenty thousand
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: dollars for the woman that I was with at the time,
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: and then our lawyer. Her lawyer was like eighty seven
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: hundred and mine was ten racks, So fucking it was
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: a lot. They pulled you over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: is you hear that.
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: You hear those people that are out there in other states.
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: This is why prices are what they are. Maybe you're
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: a fucking state because if anything goes wrong, are you
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: gonna be there to fucking bail the homie out or pay?
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: It's fucking ten rex here, twenty rex here, twenty rex there.
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: So when people have good ship and they want to
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: say and they're selling it to you and their price
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: is not i mean they're not fucking I'm not saying
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: they're doing you, but I'm saying, like, you know, like
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: like like like when their prices are reasonable, you're like,
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: it's not that bad and you're getting a better deal
- 1:11:25Speaker 2: than a dispensary. Fucking buy it, bro, because you don't
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: know the risk people took to get that ship.
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: There anyone shit son Kelli Weed that doesn't live here.
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: That's because we keep the best ship for ourselves, and
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: you don't get to smoke that ship.
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: Unless you show up in a plane and come by exactly.
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: Hey, you gotta pay the fucking you gotta pay the
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: fucking ticket to ride. I mean what else I love
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: coming out here and smoking. You always have this stuff.
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: Fucking money to live out here, eat out here, pay
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: for gas out here, entertaining people out here. Fucking it
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: ain't cheap.
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: Dude, driving anywhere just for like let's just say, hey,
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: you want to go watch a movie. Foo, there's overhead already. Bro,
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: You're like, like, there's fucking parking. Like if you don't
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: want your car broken into, you gotta pay in a
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: nice parking lot of hope that somebody's watching this ship.
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: So like, you know, like you're paying for parking right
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: off the bat.
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: But I'm a little bit luckier in the ie with
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: parking and ship, Like.
- 1:12:20Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's like, man, you guys got like a
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: whole empty mom out there by the Non Center.
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: That's the best thing about that. You can actually own
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: a fucking house. I know. That's the one thing that
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: I whenever something the fucking theater by my house in
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: Ontario during COVID, Like after COVID, they're like, you know what,
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: we're fucking going all in. That theater has a fucking IMAX.
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: The forty x A rpx A screen X and I.
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: Recently tried x D movies and that's just kind of cool.
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: It's kind of like the Shrek ride at Universal Studios
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: like that, and.
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: That was what Regal has. Forty X Yeah, like forty
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: Like yo, you gotta like keep your phone in your
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: pocket and keep your hold of your snacks and ship
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: or else. Shit get wild sometimes Like I was in
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: a drink spider Man and ship. I was like, what
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: the fuck? Like shit was like popcorn was like flying
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: out of my lap and ship like.
- 1:13:08Speaker 2: And it's definitely one of those experiences like I usually
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: do Deadpool.
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: You get stabbed in the back a lot too. You
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: feel the bumps that's yeah, yeah, it is like that.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: It is like the ride, but a bunch of more
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: is that ticket?
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: It's dude, it's only like like thirty forty bucks on
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: twenty five. I don't know if I want to, like,
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: I mean, what's like with everything if you get snacks
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: and ship, oh yeah, with snacks and it ends up
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: being like fucking forty bucks.
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: It's fun for like five minutes, but two hours. I
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: mean it.
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: Depends, like because are you are you? Are you an
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: avid moviegoer?
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: I love? I don't know if I want to move
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: around the mushrooms are do some K and talk to
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: me about Okay, that's what I was gonna say.
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: My go to is every time I go to the movies,
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: I take a I take a fucking k lollipop, and
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: I fucking will chill.
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: There bro and I fucking get I don't care the
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: movie has shitty riding.
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I'm already here.
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: Dude, I get into it. I just go straight into
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: the bathroom and I'll be flushing the toilet and be
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: doing bumps. I don't give a fucked.
- 1:13:59Speaker 6: So during the previously the movie, you know, like you
- 1:14:07Speaker 6: know because in the movie you and should go to
- 1:14:09Speaker 6: the movies together, And all I'm hearing is, y'allho go
- 1:14:11Speaker 6: to the movie dates all.
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: I don't fucking do the powder for him, dog, Like
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: I'm cool with just the loto, all right. So my
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: experience with K it is because like one.
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: Time, I bet I haven't don't I haven't done yeo
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: since like twenty twenty two. I stopped completely and I
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: was just and we used to that used to be
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: my party drug of choice. And uh, somebody was like
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: you should try K it's fun, right, And I bought
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: a bag right and me I treated it just like YAlO.
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: So I was like, wrack them up and that's and
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: I was like yes, dude. And it was the most
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: inception ship ever.
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: Bro. I felt like it was the Rubik's Cube of
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: all Rubik's cube.
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: What happens I would because I would literally be back
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: for two seconds and then all of a sudden.
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: Ship and like, I'm straight, I'm.
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: On that ship.
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: I've been with people who've done that shit with me.
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: They like Neils we fucking smoke DMT, Like, no, you
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: just did some really good K.
- 1:15:05Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's it's it'll take you to another place.
- 1:15:08Speaker 2: And I like being on the I like edging, bro.
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: I don't like fucking I don't I don't like fucking uh.
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: Going to d You like breaking through. I like going
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: places that you shouldn't go. Sometimes. Have you ever had
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: a bad.
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: Trip where you're just like, because me, I didn't much,
- 1:15:23Speaker 2: not necessarily a bad trip, it's just the trip that
- 1:15:26Speaker 2: you needed at the time.
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: And the last time that I had a trip that
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: I would call a bad trip was after a friend
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: of mine took his own life. And it was in
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: like January of like twenty nineteen, and like it was
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: when I was facing jail time for my arrest and
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: my fucking X who had left me had been at
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: the funeral and everyone thought that she was still with me.
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: That's worse. Yeah, so, uh, you have to act on
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: And I ate like seven grand of mushrooms on a
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: raw stomach, on an empty stomach, like raw mushrooms.
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: He had probably been crying too, because he's a funeral
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: Like I was supposed to suspend people, but like they
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: were like, yo, fucking I was like, yo, I'm gonna
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: fucking puke if I try and put hooks in anyone
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: right now. But we did. So we went down to
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: the beach like during the like memorial service or whatever
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: it's like. So it was for a bunch of people
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: from the West Coast. We did like a huge suspension
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: meet pretty much like a uh, and so we were
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: hang We were hanging people all day. But I went
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: down like to the coast, like walk down the steps.
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, I wish somebody would have rolled
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: a blunt. And there was like five of us down there,
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: and like there were like tide pools and shit, and
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: we're getting ready to walk back up and someone was like, hey,
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: you know what's buy your foot? And I look and like,
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: right next to a tide pool I had almost stepped
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: on it and kicked it into the water was a
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: freshly rolled blunt of gorilla glue dry like it was
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: not in the water. And I like my homie that
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: had passed, that had taken her life. He was a grower.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: And I was like, I picked up the blunt and
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: I looked up. I was like, thank you will he
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: left it down there he passed away, So like we
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: just found a blunt. I was like, damn, we wish
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: we had a blunt down here. We're getting ready to
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: go back up to meet up with everybody else and
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: there was a blunt just waiting there for it's freshly rolled,
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: not in the water. So when I say I believe
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: in fucking certain weird shit, I've had a lot of
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: weird shit happened to me. Have you done anyauasca, so
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: I onion, I have not. I have not done ayahuasca
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: or peoti. Because so whenever whenever I was out here
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: in California, I was living in Texas. When I was
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: out here doing a one of those, the first time
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: I ever did a cavati bearing that cage with the
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: spears inside me, you've done that four times? Oh that
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: picture was.
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: Me, Okay, have you have you ever have you ever
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: had any of the things were like, you know, because
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: you say, do you bleed every time?
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: Like, have you ever like bled out where You're just like, fuck,
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: you're dead? Because let me let me get to this.
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: So when I when I came out here i did
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: a show, there were there were fires happening in Upland
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: where I was staying. So when there are fires and
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: earthquakes happening in southern California, sportes get released into the
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: atmosphere that can cause valley fever and they can lay
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: dormant in your body for a year or two, and
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: then you can have Oregon failure. So I had kidney failure,
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: heart failure, and double pneumonia, and nobody in Texas knew why.
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: But when I moved out here in twenty fifteen, there
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: were fires happening in thousand Oaks and they were talking
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: about it on the news. They were talking about valley
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: fever and how it's like really bad and culture wars.
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: Get released yeah, like from the ground, yes, and how
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: do you reasonable to do?
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: So there's there are spores living in the earth, mushroom
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: sportes here, it is here. It is fungal spores. What
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: is that that are living in the earth that when
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: there are fires and earthquakes get released into the atmosphere.
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: And you can be that one to two percent of
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: the population that gets really fucked over when you inhale
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: it and have organ failure. So I had so a
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: year and a half later, all of a sudden after
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: visiting California, I'm having kidney failure, heart failure, double pneumonia.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: So I've had fucking and because of that, I've had
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: several heart attacks and shit. So like I've had. I
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: had had a widow maker that I tried to walk
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: off like. I finally ended up going to the hospital
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: for my fourth heart attack. I had three heart attacks
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: that I did walk off, and then the fourth one,
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: They're like, yo, you should be dead. How are you
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: even walking around? I'm like, cause I'm a stubborn motherfucker.
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: And I'm hard to fucking kill. Bro. Four heart attacks.
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: I didn't that, like, I just your arms going number like,
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: oh yeah.
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: I knew because I had had heart failure already, so
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: I knew I was having a heart attack.
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: How did how many times? How much time did JEW
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: spend in the hospital from having all those things go bad?
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: So when I I went into the hospital on October
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: twenty six, two thousand and five, for the heart failure,
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: the fucking White Sox had just swept the Astros out
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: of the World Series. I don't give a shit about sports,
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: but I like making fun of people, and so everybody
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: in Houston was sad. So I was trolling people in
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: the ambulance on the way to the hospital that Astro
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: shit on. I was like, ah, save your life, dude.
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: Was to Dick. He was trying to talk to me
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: about my job, and She's like, hey, don't you work
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: at Freebirds. I'm like, motherfucker, I think I might be dying.
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: How about fuck you and your Astros? All right, don't you.
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: Work at Freebirds? Like Bro, I'm in a stretcher, Bro,
- 1:20:50Speaker 2: I mean like, can I give some oxygen? I told
- 1:20:53Speaker 2: you Freebirds is fired.
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: I was dying and I was trying to fight this dude,
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: and whenever I was better, and he came into Freebirds
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: and he saw me. He turned around and he walked
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: out because I was shouting at that motherfucker. Don't what
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: is Freebirds? I don't even know what that? Oh yeah,
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: so fuck am I so listen. When I was at
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: the hospital, I had insurance through Freebirds, so I had
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: in network doctors. So I got a fucking bill for
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: six hundred dollars from an out of network doctor that
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: I don't remember seeing. And I was like, who the fuck?
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: And I asked a hospital and they're like, oh, yeah,
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: he was checking your charts when you were sleeping. You
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: never actually talked to him. I'm like, I got charged
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: six hundred dollars from an out of network doctor for
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: being asleep, and people say the United States is the
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: best nation in the fucking world. What the fuck? So
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: I went to this motherfucker's office and I took the
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: bill and I pretty much threatened him. I pulled him
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: over the counter and I was like, yo, I've never
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: fucking spoken to you. And I shoved the bill in
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: his face and almost into his mouth and was like
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: I'm not fucking paying this shit, and like they were
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: ready to call the cops on me in the fucking
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: doctor's office, like immediately, but like the doctor's like, no, no, no,
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: just let it go. And I never had to pay
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: that fucking bill. Yeah, oh yeah, dude.
- 1:22:05Speaker 2: I mean America, they do try. They do try to
- 1:22:08Speaker 2: get you, bro. But you know that's that's not the.
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: First time or the last time I flipped out in
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: a hospital.
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: I mean for heart attacks, I would have met that's man,
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: do you have you're like your immunity. It must be,
- 1:22:20Speaker 2: so it must be.
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: After I had the heart attack two and a half
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: months later, I'm suspending, and I have these different suspensions planned. Well.
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: Seven seconds into it, I go so hard that I
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: break the hooks and I land on my face and
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: I break my nose and eye socket, give myself a
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: concussion and almost fucking kill myself.
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: Sh damn.
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: So when I'm in the hospital, they won't let me
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: have my medication, and then.
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: The like medication they gave you or like you're just
- 1:22:46Speaker 2: my own.
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: Heart medication the heart attacks, they won't let me have
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: the fucking okay, and they're like they won't let me
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: eat or drink anything until I see a neurologist. The
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: neurologists like, yo, this man has two stents in his
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: heart that have been put in there two and a
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: half months ago. He needs his medication. Give him his
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: fucking medication. So I went to my backpack and took
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: my medication. Well, the next day they come in and
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: they try and give me medication from the pharmacy. I'm like,
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: what's this. They're like, this is your medication? Like, I
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: got that in my backpack. I'm like, you guys are
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: not gonna get me and charge me double on my insurance.
- 1:23:20Speaker 2: So they can like give it, give you the same shape,
- 1:23:23Speaker 2: but just charge you for it exactly.
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: So I kind of pulled my IV out and sprayed
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: blood everywhere and started talking about I'm gonna burn this
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: bitch down if you don't let me out of here,
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: and uh then security showed up and I look at
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: security and he's like this tall got a lot of
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: mollie guys. Yeah, yeah, hey dude, I'm not really gonna
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: burn this place down, but you know how these motherfuckers
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: are trying to get you for every single penny? Was
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: like yeah, I was like exactly, I'm like so just
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: let me leave. He's like all right, man, And so
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: like we're walking by the fucking cafeteria. Shit, I'm like, yo,
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: I'm really hungry, any chance against some foods. Like, I'm like,
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: all right, I won't push him, and I won't push
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: my luck.
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: Damn man, You're like you're the type of patient that
- 1:24:02Speaker 2: they're like when you're old, they're gonna have to like
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: like tie you to the fucking bed.
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: Dude. So when I had heart failure, I had fifteen
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: percent heart function. What's going on? Ex geez? That pure
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: proper kiki. Yeah, fuck that is. It's kicking everybody's First
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: of all, I haven't heard him cough. Bro, He's like
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: I've been coughing from that two granddad. I fucking took.
- 1:24:21Speaker 2: I don't think anything makes you, it has any effect
- 1:24:23Speaker 2: on you, bro, Like life doesn't hear. Like apparently life
- 1:24:26Speaker 2: can't even get you, bro. Like, like, bro, you've been
- 1:24:28Speaker 2: you suffer like four heart attacks, you break your face,
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: You're like tripp.
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: So when I got out of the hospital, my friend
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: had to like come meet me with a bowl of
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: weed at the place I was getting food at because
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: I was like, yo, if you don't fucking bring me
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: my weed that you smoked. You don't bring me some
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: more weed, you're gonna see me on the fucking news
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: if I by the time I finished with this meal,
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: You're gonna see me on the fucking news if you
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: don't bring me some fucking weed.
- 1:24:55Speaker 4: Of course, But you know what, like I could I,
- 1:24:59Speaker 4: I I and see. Can people get scared when you
- 1:25:01Speaker 4: call their phone? They're like, oh shit fu yeah, But
- 1:25:07Speaker 4: most of the time they know it's good name. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:25:09Speaker 4: I'm just sucking around.
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's but Neil. But Neo just comes off
- 1:25:13Speaker 2: as a very nice guy because people just judge, like,
- 1:25:16Speaker 2: you know, they judged the culture a lot.
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting the craziness. Yeah.
- 1:25:21Speaker 2: Yeah, Like he came up very nicely to be real like,
- 1:25:24Speaker 2: and he was like, hey, be real, would you like
- 1:25:26Speaker 2: one hundred hits of acid?
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: I don't know how that went. I think he told
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: me first. So I had a sheet of acid to
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: sell on me and then I had a bunch of
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: ten strips to hand out to people. But I went
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: to go grab the ten strips, but I accidentally pulled
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: out the sheet. You're standing in front of the big
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: dog and you can't be all fumbling like oh, I
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: didn't mean that and then pull out like the small thing.
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: So I was like, well, here we go. Do you
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: want the sheet? And like before he could even answer,
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: all you guys like yes, he wants the sheet, I'm like, sweet,
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: here's the sheet. I don't give a fuck. It's for
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: the fucking man, dude, like not just that we had
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: to confirm it to because he was on give it.
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: And I was like like I had him.
- 1:26:02Speaker 2: I'm in front of all the guys because you know,
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: he's not gonna say no. It's like you you We're
- 1:26:06Speaker 2: gonna do it on the show, right, Like yeah yeah,
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: Like I was like, dude, we're gonna do it on
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: the show, right. He was like Kelly Blaze was like
- 1:26:13Speaker 2: you bet we are you know? And then and then
- 1:26:15Speaker 2: the real was like I guess we're gonna have to
- 1:26:18Speaker 2: uh yeah, lighter, yeah no, but it's it's it's been
- 1:26:22Speaker 2: hella hell of a fucking episode. Let me go ahead
- 1:26:24Speaker 2: and remind you guys and think once again, you're in
- 1:26:27Speaker 2: proper doc, pure and proper cold. Make sure you check
- 1:26:29Speaker 2: them out on Instagram. They're definitely giving us, uh what
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: is it the best, right, there. Also, there aren't the descriptions,
- 1:26:36Speaker 2: so make sure you guys check them out. Also, I
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: want to give a big thank you to h what
- 1:26:39Speaker 2: is it? Wild Coast Studio who made these dabbers and
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: as gifts for us. These are pretty fucking dope. I mean, hey, man,
- 1:26:46Speaker 2: looks like you're gonna have to get a rig while
- 1:26:47Speaker 2: you're out here. Yeah, yes, so so yeah, this is uh,
- 1:26:51Speaker 2: it's very equality. It's from from uh what is it? Sourced?
- 1:26:55Speaker 1: Ethically ethically sourced would and each tool that has bought
- 1:26:58Speaker 1: goes towards replanting a tree.
- 1:27:00Speaker 2: And it's a very nice exavier. Got a badass when
- 1:27:02Speaker 2: I like that one. That one's really cool. Cool the
- 1:27:05Speaker 2: cool pattern on the wood. But yeah, make sure you
- 1:27:07Speaker 2: guys check them out. If you guys want to get
- 1:27:09Speaker 2: some of those, I might put them my might buy
- 1:27:10Speaker 2: some and put them on my site because I know
- 1:27:12Speaker 2: some of you guys. It's gonna be some new stuff
- 1:27:14Speaker 2: coming on the site. Also too, I want to give
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- 1:27:52Speaker 2: people that are on Patreon, the raffle winners for the
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- 1:27:57Speaker 2: the twenty dollars Raffle will be posted today, so you know,
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: so what is it? One of you guys gets a
- 1:28:02Speaker 2: half and the other one gets a full zipper. And
- 1:28:05Speaker 2: also the new hats are in for the people that
- 1:28:08Speaker 2: are in the thirty dollars tier, So this is a.
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: What is it?
- 1:28:11Speaker 2: This is the we don't Smoke the Same hat for
- 1:28:13Speaker 2: the month. For all the people that have subscribed on Patreon,
- 1:28:16Speaker 2: dm me on Patreon to get those sent out to
- 1:28:19Speaker 2: you guys. It never stops sending you guys shit. I
- 1:28:21Speaker 2: bet your mailman's like yah, but it's not gonna stop
- 1:28:24Speaker 2: as long as.
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: You guys are subbed.
- 1:28:26Speaker 2: Also, let's get into the super chat since we're almost
- 1:28:29Speaker 2: right around that time. DJ Boss hitting us with that
- 1:28:33Speaker 2: first one saying good morning y'all, same team, yo E.
- 1:28:36Speaker 2: Maybe we have an update on the Harvey sending positive
- 1:28:38Speaker 2: vibes and speedy recovery. All right, so thank by the way,
- 1:28:41Speaker 2: thank you everybody who hit me up though, because I
- 1:28:42Speaker 2: was at the vet the last three you know, the
- 1:28:44Speaker 2: day before yesterday. So apparently my cat that I rescued
- 1:28:48Speaker 2: off the freeway ended up having FIP, which is like
- 1:28:51Speaker 2: the their version of COVID. A lot of like ninety
- 1:28:53Speaker 2: percent of cats carry it, but it's dormant and it's
- 1:28:55Speaker 2: very rare that that shit actually develops and it acts up.
- 1:28:58Speaker 2: There's a FIP wet and FIP dry. He ended up,
- 1:29:01Speaker 2: you know, having dry, which is the one that uh get,
- 1:29:04Speaker 2: fucks up your kidneys and it starts fucking with your
- 1:29:07Speaker 2: neurological shit. So he couldn't walk. He was walking all weird,
- 1:29:11Speaker 2: and I was like, oh man, he must have ate
- 1:29:12Speaker 2: some weed. So I took him to normal vet. Didn't work,
- 1:29:14Speaker 2: took him to the er vet. They needed to do
- 1:29:16Speaker 2: extra blood work to check it out, and then I,
- 1:29:18Speaker 2: you know, I had him there. They released him to
- 1:29:22Speaker 2: me yesterday and he's on MADS. He's showing a lot
- 1:29:23Speaker 2: of progression though, Like he's been eating a lot because
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: he dropped a lot of weight because he was with
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: that sickness. But he's been eating a lot. And I
- 1:29:30Speaker 2: just checked in the camera. I left the fucking the
- 1:29:32Speaker 2: cat channel on. So he's just like watching birds.
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: On the TV, animals over people all day.
- 1:29:36Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I feel you on that man. So like
- 1:29:38Speaker 2: he's just he's cool.
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: He's just waiting for him to gain some weight.
- 1:29:42Speaker 2: I've been getting. The cool thing about it is I've
- 1:29:43Speaker 2: been giving him, like Hella just all the snacks he wants.
- 1:29:46Speaker 2: So whatever he wants right now, he's gonna get just
- 1:29:48Speaker 2: because he needs to get fat again or period.
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: Next one.
- 1:29:53Speaker 2: Thank you for everybody asking next one. S Jake K
- 1:29:56Speaker 2: twenty five says he's on the whole party as well.
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: I want to send send thoughts and prayers to the
- 1:30:00Speaker 2: people who got smashed and to him and to the
- 1:30:03Speaker 2: people who got smashed by the hurricane on the East Coast.
- 1:30:06Speaker 2: Thank you, and yes, big shout out. I have some
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: people out there in the East Coast that are going
- 1:30:10Speaker 2: through it. That shit does suck. I mean, we don't
- 1:30:13Speaker 2: know what it's like. It's Californians, but a lot.
- 1:30:14Speaker 1: Of people in the glass community and hash community out there.
- 1:30:17Speaker 2: That's the one thing I was gonna say. I do
- 1:30:19Speaker 2: know a lot of glass borers and the hash community
- 1:30:21Speaker 2: that are out there, and it does suck to see
- 1:30:24Speaker 2: them go through this.
- 1:30:24Speaker 1: So reach out to your friends and family. Blue Soldier
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: Art jd Z forty two gallery, just fucking leveled. If
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: you guys can do anything for those guys like they
- 1:30:38Speaker 1: have go fund meets going. Yeah, sorry, I gotta shout
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: that out. No no, no, but sit dude, stop stop
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: that be like, oh no, like don't help these people.
- 1:30:49Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, next one, Menace the painter says, right now,
- 1:30:53Speaker 2: I'm smoking on that half o Z that I won
- 1:30:56Speaker 2: last month.
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: There you go, dog salute to him. Who Okay, what
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: is it.
- 1:31:01Speaker 2: Who won last month? The good luck to everybody who
- 1:31:03Speaker 2: is entered. The next one comes from Sam Wise the Great.
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: Torch. Oh no, so, speaking of we don't smoke the same.
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: I just wanted to say something real fast. So these
- 1:31:14Speaker 1: rooms rolls. Yeah, he's like a super badass roller. He's
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: a one man team by the way he rolls precision
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: rolls like every single time, Like if you look in
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: the mouthpiece, like you can see like.
- 1:31:27Speaker 2: A DNA strip.
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: Yeah, and like they're always rolled with the premium quality
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: flower and uh rosin. So this is third gen family farm.
- 1:31:39Speaker 2: Haven't hurt third j in in a whow I know
- 1:31:41Speaker 2: they're fire ahuasca uh papayawasca.
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: Yeah on the rosin pure and per pure and proper
- 1:31:48Speaker 1: co flower and the kamakazi. So here's the thing with
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: these when talking about we don't smoke the same. The
- 1:31:56Speaker 1: thing about hash holes, like when you when you light them,
- 1:31:58Speaker 1: you gotta light them like a like pop on it
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: like a cigar. Yeah, and then you gotta let it
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: slow burn, like you can't chief on it. And then
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: you gotta like give it like a minute or like
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: at least sometimes between hits. You can't be one of
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: those impatient smokers, just like it's it's a smoke for like,
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: so those don't have hash in then Okay, this is
- 1:32:16Speaker 1: one of the rolls like those are joints. Like you
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: can chief on that if you want, Like, but when
- 1:32:20Speaker 1: you chief on it, like sometimes it gets like shitty
- 1:32:23Speaker 1: near the end, for sure, But like that's the one
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: Ray got he's at fuck.
- 1:32:30Speaker 2: Yeah, he's yeah. You can see the doughnut is so
- 1:32:32Speaker 2: perfect though from right here, like just show it at us.
- 1:32:34Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, if you if you hit it slowly
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: and patiently, that's what it should look like.
- 1:32:39Speaker 2: That is the kind of smoker.
- 1:32:40Speaker 1: Ray.
- 1:32:40Speaker 2: That is the kind of smoker Rays. Though, motherfucker have
- 1:32:43Speaker 2: a bag.
- 1:32:44Speaker 1: If you're in a circle with someone who don't know
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: how to smoke these and they chief and they're taking
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: you like one hundred dollars roll and fucking chiefing on
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: it and fucking it up, and like, don't pass it
- 1:32:52Speaker 1: to those kind of people, dogs, those people, and like
- 1:32:55Speaker 1: find out beforehand before you do, or else you're gonna
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: be upset.
- 1:32:58Speaker 2: You gotta have a decoy joint, bro, you gotta see
- 1:33:00Speaker 2: them smoking first.
- 1:33:01Speaker 1: And if you see them just doing one of these,
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: like yeah, oh man, I just the classic white guy hit.
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: Hate that ship so much. It's the greedy ass hit.
- 1:33:14Speaker 1: It's the I'm only gonna get one hit, so I
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: gotta get the most that I can't. Hey, we all
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: did that when we were kids. Yeah, but we're like
- 1:33:20Speaker 1: we're yeah, yeah, we're not smoking.
- 1:33:25Speaker 2: And that ship he's nasty too. After if you do that, Yeah,
- 1:33:29Speaker 2: Like come on, bro, you gotta be like sophisticated with
- 1:33:31Speaker 2: the ship, all right. Next one, Browsey says, same team,
- 1:33:35Speaker 2: Thank you so much for that. Uh super chat, Same
- 1:33:38Speaker 2: team to you back. Vinnie Mack says, another one, shout
- 1:33:42Speaker 2: out to you from Big Texas. Stay screwed up.
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, George Floyd, you know I can't breathe Yeah,
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: he was in screwed Up Click.
- 1:33:53Speaker 2: He was in screwed up Click.
- 1:33:54Speaker 1: Yeah, he was fucking big George. He said, George Floyd,
- 1:33:57Speaker 1: you know that I can't. No way, xamer fucking rapper
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: in the screwed up click.
- 1:34:02Speaker 2: Hey, bring this ship up to your conspiracy podcast examor
- 1:34:06Speaker 2: I make Sam. But when you say it, record record Sam.
- 1:34:09Speaker 1: Even had to click that. I didn't have to do
- 1:34:10Speaker 1: the whole thing.
- 1:34:11Speaker 2: Record Sam's reaction with him. Oh my god, I want
- 1:34:16Speaker 2: to hear one of those.
- 1:34:16Speaker 1: I'm a metal head that loves raves. He's right, I know,
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: my shit, Oh he's right.
- 1:34:22Speaker 5: The Wrap report to George Floyd AK Big Floyd, the
- 1:34:26Speaker 5: legendary screwed Up Click forty five unarmed black man was
- 1:34:31Speaker 5: killed by Minneapolis earl this week. Once known as DJ
- 1:34:34Speaker 5: Screws Legardy Houston Crew, ab.
- 1:34:38Speaker 1: B oh, that is like, come, we don't know that?
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: I like, I don't know that for someone who's like.
- 1:34:44Speaker 2: Hey, some reason, Hey fucking everybody did for the Green
- 1:34:48Speaker 2: Thumb show requested in the MiGs.
- 1:34:52Speaker 1: Look it's super Jender June twenty seventh. Screwed Up Click
- 1:34:56Speaker 1: June twenty seventh. That's what that's the free style. Oh dude,
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: all right, we're gett June twenty seventh. You gotta get
- 1:35:03Speaker 1: this audio file and get that George Floyd, what is
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: it flow? All right. I'm not sure if Big Floyd's
- 1:35:10Speaker 1: on that one, but a lot of people are on
- 1:35:12Speaker 1: that one. I'm pretty I think he might have a
- 1:35:14Speaker 1: little verse on that. Dude.
- 1:35:16Speaker 5: This is why not Big Mall, Big Mall, Bird Demos,
- 1:35:21Speaker 5: KC Youngster, Big Pokey Haircut and K Love.
- 1:35:27Speaker 1: Maybe there's a I don't know, a research. If you're
- 1:35:31Speaker 1: from Houston and you don't know June twenty seventh, you're
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: not from Houston, heard that there.
- 1:35:37Speaker 2: You go to all my astro people.
- 1:35:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:35:41Speaker 2: Next one, Uh, here's one for split same team. We
- 1:35:46Speaker 2: don't suspend the same There you go. He gave a
- 1:35:48Speaker 2: shout out to your boy Yo.
- 1:35:49Speaker 5: Here's one though, DJ screwed sitting on Top of the
- 1:35:53Speaker 5: World featuring Big Floyd.
- 1:35:55Speaker 2: All right, all right, alright, request that one on the
- 1:35:58Speaker 2: gree Thomb Show.
- 1:35:59Speaker 1: Please getting on Top of the World featuring Big Floyd.
- 1:36:03Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:36:03Speaker 2: Next one, twelve, Next one, Matt says this episode is wild,
- 1:36:09Speaker 2: but in a good way.
- 1:36:10Speaker 1: Salute to everyone, fam.
- 1:36:12Speaker 2: Thank you so much. I appreciate you tuning in. Uh.
- 1:36:16Speaker 2: Juaquin Rodriguez says, saludos from San Antonio.
- 1:36:20Speaker 1: Same team.
- 1:36:22Speaker 5: They call it last time. Uh what what they called
- 1:36:25Speaker 5: san Antonio last time? I forgot the initials s A.
- 1:36:29Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm from all right. Next one, Houston's h town.
- 1:36:35Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Xavier is thinking just Houston, Texas. Xavier's over
- 1:36:40Speaker 2: here taking the worse acronyms. Next one, Dead President, Dead
- 1:36:43Speaker 2: President says r I P Big George, r I P
- 1:36:48Speaker 2: All r P. And last one coming in h what
- 1:36:51Speaker 2: is it? Go cry elsewhere? EA Zone, thanks for the
- 1:36:55Speaker 2: final prize for the fire prize last week.
- 1:36:58Speaker 1: Salute.
- 1:36:58Speaker 2: We will be doing a giveaway tomorrow as well, and
- 1:37:00Speaker 2: also thank you to everybody that followed me on my
- 1:37:04Speaker 2: Flavors by EA Zone YouTube page that i'd be doing live.
- 1:37:07Speaker 2: That'd be going live on I'll probably be doing a
- 1:37:09Speaker 2: pre show for the Doctor before the Doctor Green Thumb
- 1:37:11Speaker 2: show and being at the office, so make sure you
- 1:37:14Speaker 2: guys follow me on there. I did tell you guys
- 1:37:15Speaker 2: that a thousand subscribers that we would fucking hot box
- 1:37:18Speaker 2: the smoke box, So we're gonna do it and hopefully
- 1:37:21Speaker 2: be Real doesn't get mad tomorrow after the show.
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: So we're gonna do it on my channel. I subscribe
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: with tenfold on my page, so yeah.
- 1:37:29Speaker 2: So yeah, so make sure you guys look forward to that.
- 1:37:32Speaker 2: If you want to watch that, subscribe to my Flavors
- 1:37:35Speaker 2: by e Zone YouTube page and then fifteen hundred I'll
- 1:37:38Speaker 2: have be Real come on there and come on the
- 1:37:40Speaker 2: on there shit also too, because I mean, he is downstairs,
- 1:37:43Speaker 2: so I just gotta he's gonna be like, why are
- 1:37:44Speaker 2: you asking me questions in front of the camera. Bro,
- 1:37:46Speaker 2: We'll see how it goes. Yeah.
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:37:50Speaker 2: Jay Hudson is a new super chat that says how's
- 1:37:53Speaker 2: that window?
- 1:37:53Speaker 1: Feeling Neil, Oh man, it's feeling good right now. Just
- 1:37:57Speaker 1: so one of the tied eyes that I was wearing
- 1:38:00Speaker 1: in that when I was suspending that person, Jay hud So.
- 1:38:03Speaker 1: Jay Hudson made a tied ie with a original gonster
- 1:38:08Speaker 1: so Gonster. Oh yeah, that's sick with the spiny faces
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: acid pendants. Like so he just got an opal tab
- 1:38:14Speaker 1: of acid on his tongue and uh my shirt. Can
- 1:38:18Speaker 1: you pass? Can you pass the hash test? That's the
- 1:38:21Speaker 1: reference to can you pass the acid test? Like when
- 1:38:23Speaker 1: they would have the the Mary pranksters following Ken Kesey
- 1:38:27Speaker 1: around in the sixties. Uh uh, they would have parties
- 1:38:30Speaker 1: with punch bowls full of acid and grateful dead shows
- 1:38:32Speaker 1: and sometimespecting people would come in off the street and
- 1:38:36Speaker 1: not know what if you want to can you pass
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: the hash test? I think everyone you're the.
- 1:38:43Speaker 4: Things you said you were suspending yourself to test yourself,
- 1:38:46Speaker 4: and you're like, yeah, the wrong test.
- 1:38:48Speaker 1: I've suspended on acid, mushrooms, ketamine, d m Z, taking
- 1:38:53Speaker 1: a gram dab while suspending. Fucking I've done it.
- 1:38:58Speaker 2: Something At the next time you're doing s spending, we
- 1:39:02Speaker 2: can we go? Can we go check you out?
- 1:39:03Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:39:04Speaker 2: For sure, you should do something like yeah, yeah, we
- 1:39:06Speaker 2: get we're gonna go, We're gonna blog it.
- 1:39:07Speaker 1: You should do something like completely normal while you're up there. Well,
- 1:39:10Speaker 1: last question email one more question. If you really want
- 1:39:15Speaker 1: to trip, if you really want a trip, how many
- 1:39:17Speaker 1: do you what you're not?
- 1:39:18Speaker 5: What's your actual like obviously you're podcasting, you don't want
- 1:39:20Speaker 5: to trip trip.
- 1:39:21Speaker 1: I find out that I usually have to take a
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: thousand micrograms of l and eat about ten grams of
- 1:39:27Speaker 1: mushrooms together.
- 1:39:28Speaker 4: To feel something like trip after tripping, like talking to
- 1:39:33Speaker 4: God Jesus, like trip where I shouldn't drive for a
- 1:39:37Speaker 4: few hours.
- 1:39:38Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't be able to come in for a week.
- 1:39:40Speaker 5: Man.
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: I like kicking I like kicking it on, which is
- 1:39:43Speaker 2: you didn't came back.
- 1:39:45Speaker 1: To little dots of rock crystals that felt like fifty
- 1:39:48Speaker 1: doses at one time.
- 1:39:50Speaker 2: Fuck, dude, you're you're you're a wild man, Neil. We
- 1:39:53Speaker 2: got one more, says yo, Neil. Have you ever considered
- 1:39:55Speaker 2: being on a g t Uh?
- 1:39:58Speaker 1: No, because my friend uh like Squid and Andrew Stanton,
- 1:40:04Speaker 1: who are way more talented than me, have already been
- 1:40:07Speaker 1: on the show and haven't gotten in. Like uh, Squid
- 1:40:10Speaker 1: got very far. So uh, I'm sorry, I call him squid.
- 1:40:14Speaker 1: He's one of the squiddling brothers. Is Jellyboy the Clown?
- 1:40:18Speaker 1: So Jelly Boy the Clown and Andrew Stanton from a
- 1:40:21Speaker 1: Swing shift side show. Andrew, that dude can move his
- 1:40:26Speaker 1: organs around in his body. I've seen him move his
- 1:40:29Speaker 1: heart to speeding right here, and I've seen him balance
- 1:40:33Speaker 1: his entire body on the tip of a spear and rotate.
- 1:40:37Speaker 5: He's gonna bet And you said a g T. Yeah,
- 1:40:41Speaker 5: I just typed in a g T. It's American's got talent?
- 1:40:43Speaker 5: How are you gonna get on there?
- 1:40:44Speaker 1: I'm not because my friends that I'm talking about are
- 1:40:48Speaker 1: way more talented than me.
- 1:40:50Speaker 4: They don't want to see any ship that I think
- 1:40:52Speaker 4: it's I am not for the public. Yeah, I don't
- 1:40:54Speaker 4: think the mainstream is ready for it? Is that not
- 1:40:57Speaker 4: for like what America's got talent?
- 1:41:00Speaker 1: Boy is real? Yeah, Jelly Boy, that was not. I
- 1:41:04Speaker 1: thought that was a consideration. What a g T. I'm
- 1:41:08Speaker 1: so lost and his boy went on a g T
- 1:41:10Speaker 1: and go far. Yeah, I'm talking about my friends Jelly
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: Boy and Andrew Stanton that were on a g T
- 1:41:16Speaker 1: and got pretty far. And they're way more talented than me, Like,
- 1:41:20Speaker 1: but like, how far is the Like they were actually
- 1:41:21Speaker 1: on like the last season, jelly Boy got like pretty
- 1:41:25Speaker 1: fucking far like he was tight he was he got
- 1:41:28Speaker 1: to like like the semi finals. I don't know how
- 1:41:31Speaker 1: they how it works. I don't watch the fucking show
- 1:41:33Speaker 1: unless my friends were on it. I've only watched the
- 1:41:35Speaker 1: show when Andrew Stanton and Jelly Boy were on it.
- 1:41:39Speaker 1: Is there any edits? Is it pretty pretty? Was it
- 1:41:41Speaker 1: pretty legit? Straightforward? Because it's on ABC, right, It's not
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: like it's not gonna fucking legit. I haven't talked it's
- 1:41:47Speaker 1: on TV. Andrew's actually a very close friend of mine.
- 1:41:51Speaker 1: Whenever I had a heart my heart attack, whenever I
- 1:41:53Speaker 1: had he actually he came to visit me and in
- 1:41:58Speaker 1: the house that I was healing up at, he told
- 1:42:00Speaker 1: me how he figured out how to swallow his sword
- 1:42:02Speaker 1: and get it out of him without using his hand.
- 1:42:04Speaker 1: That's crazy, bro, How do you even discover that? I
- 1:42:07Speaker 1: know right guy right now? Because that dude actually has talent.
- 1:42:15Speaker 1: I'm just a dumb ass. He likes staying for books.
- 1:42:17Speaker 2: The next super Chat says, I seen jelly Boy. That
- 1:42:21Speaker 2: guy has talent.
- 1:42:23Speaker 1: Yes, he does.
- 1:42:24Speaker 2: Thank you so much for that super chat. Hey man,
- 1:42:26Speaker 2: we're right at that time. Listen man, hey Neil this
- 1:42:30Speaker 2: you've you've literally just tripped us out by just your
- 1:42:33Speaker 2: stories and just being you bro. And you're welcome here anytime.
- 1:42:36Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:42:37Speaker 2: For everybody who wants to follow you on your Instagram
- 1:42:40Speaker 2: or check you out for your next upcoming show, shout
- 1:42:43Speaker 2: out your socials and all this stuff.
- 1:42:45Speaker 1: It is Neil fuck ship up Underscore seven.
- 1:42:51Speaker 2: You go, Neil Bucks shit up Underscore seven to ten.
- 1:42:56Speaker 2: Make sure you guys check out the homie. Also, a
- 1:42:59Speaker 2: big shout out to ray h for saving the episode
- 1:43:02Speaker 2: at Morning Shot Films. Make sure you guys check them
- 1:43:04Speaker 2: out at Morning Reel Podcast.
- 1:43:05Speaker 1: I do fun up my bad Yeah we funded up
- 1:43:10Speaker 1: here too, dog.
- 1:43:12Speaker 2: Also, I want to give a big shout out to
- 1:43:14Speaker 2: Big Trippy Bear or aka Tripu Bear, who make this
- 1:43:17Speaker 2: happen to Also big shout out to Pure and Proper
- 1:43:21Speaker 2: for blessing us. And you know I'll give one of
- 1:43:23Speaker 2: those jars and and a hashole or a joint to
- 1:43:25Speaker 2: be real or some hash because he's smoking hash again.
- 1:43:28Speaker 1: Uh. And also once again, welcome to the team, Nitty.
- 1:43:32Speaker 2: Appreciate you.
- 1:43:32Speaker 1: Thanks for having me.
- 1:43:33Speaker 2: Can they follow you at and what are you gonna
- 1:43:35Speaker 2: You're gonna do some comedy tonight.
- 1:43:36Speaker 4: I'm gonna try, man, I'm just trying to, you know,
- 1:43:39Speaker 4: find my way in the scene. I'm gonna stop by
- 1:43:41Speaker 4: the storm and Ship. But follow me on Instagram at
- 1:43:43Speaker 4: Nitty Sack and at t t y s.
- 1:43:44Speaker 1: A K by the way Wind and ac events can
- 1:43:47Speaker 1: also fuck up like you trying to smoke an even
- 1:43:50Speaker 1: hash hole. Just so you guys know it smoked beautifully.
- 1:43:53Speaker 1: Shout out pure and proper.
- 1:43:55Speaker 2: Yeah for real?
- 1:43:56Speaker 1: What is it? Yeah?
- 1:43:57Speaker 2: Well, we're about to finish it, Exavier.
- 1:44:00Speaker 5: If that light bundon, we'll be here tomorrow with Alfred Robliss.
- 1:44:03Speaker 5: So come ready for some Pisa questions. The homies killing it,
- 1:44:06Speaker 5: Alfred Robless a comedian out there killing it. He's a
- 1:44:09Speaker 5: he opens up for Fluffy.
- 1:44:11Speaker 1: Uh, he's just killing it. So be ready. It's gonna
- 1:44:13Speaker 1: be a funny episode.
- 1:44:14Speaker 5: Hit that light bundon, subscribe and me and Ray are
- 1:44:17Speaker 5: gonna be doing Baby Reindeer. He has an agreed to it,
- 1:44:20Speaker 5: and I don't give a fuck because it's Emmy nominated,
- 1:44:24Speaker 5: so he has to watch it. It's a movie on Netflix.
- 1:44:28Speaker 5: It's a little series show that's really fucking good.
- 1:44:31Speaker 1: Watch it. It's a series, dude. We have to just
- 1:44:34Speaker 1: do it. Just watch it, please.
- 1:44:37Speaker 5: Seven they're thirty minutes. We'll do two parter. But the
- 1:44:42Speaker 5: first time we do a two parter, he'll.
- 1:44:43Speaker 1: Think about it. He'll think about it. Reals. Last thing
- 1:44:45Speaker 1: I wanted to say is a free Palestine and fuck
- 1:44:49Speaker 1: genocide all over the world with you.
- 1:44:51Speaker 4: But also one last thing after that. I just remember
- 1:44:53Speaker 4: October twenty third, I'll be at the improv in La
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- 1:44:58Speaker 1: I'll get you that more from me as the show's gone.
- 1:45:01Speaker 2: Yeah, follow the Homi. He's already tagged on all the pages.
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