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Alien Statue Vanishes from Statesboro Shop | Seattle News

A giant alien statue from Charlie’s Funky Junk Shop in Statesboro vanished between 4 and 6 PM on August 26th—right during a big promotional push. Surveillance checks and police reports are underway, but no suspects or sightings yet. Social media theories point to Georgia Southern’s Greek row, but nothing’s confirmed. The shop’s quirky vibe just got a whole lot weirder—and the alien’s return is still anyone’s guess. Listen in comfort:Get a discount on a Soli Pillow: http://solipillow.com/discount/dnn. Advertise on DNN:advertise@thednn.ai This is an automated, high-level news summary based on…

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