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Dirty Little Secret:“One Shower One Mistake Total Chaos” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is dirty little Secret.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what is going on up the toll way.
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  Speaker 3: Can this but it's mixed one or two point nine
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  Speaker 3: bill ay kid Canni slow pass producer poo. There's been
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  Speaker 3: like four fire trucks going north on the toll way,
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  Speaker 3: then in another emergency vehicle. I don't know what's happening
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  Speaker 3: up the toll way, but please be saying. Maybe let's
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  Speaker 3: have our head meteorologist get on that.
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  Speaker 2: Look that up. Yeah, I'll find that. Looks like there's
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  Speaker 2: a house fire in Frisco. Is that what it is?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Two alarm house fire? Oh, two alarms. Sure, maybe that's
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's where they're going. That's pretty
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  Speaker 2: far from here, but oh.
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  Speaker 3: No, But I mean four fire trucks passing the station
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  Speaker 3: is kind of weird. So but whether it's crazy, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what's going on. So please be safe because
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  Speaker 3: there's still a lot of floods happening and whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: All right, dirty little Secret.
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  Speaker 3: If you got one eight three, three seven eight seven
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  Speaker 3: one o two nine, it doesn't matter what kind of
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  Speaker 3: secret you got, bring it on, big.
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  Speaker 2: Secret, little secret. This is what we do.
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  Speaker 3: We love your confessions. Good morning, How are you good morning?
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing good, good, I'm good. I'm ready for your
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  Speaker 3: confession because it sounds like a good one.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on? What did you do?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is really embarrassing, and I have
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  Speaker 1: to tell you that my husband rings it up every
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  Speaker 1: chance he gets. So a few weeks ago, I was
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  Speaker 1: traveling for walking. I was staying at this hotel and
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  Speaker 1: everything was normal. I'm just show. I managed to flood
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  Speaker 1: my room.
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  Speaker 2: So bad oh that they had to move.
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  Speaker 1: Me and the people under me because the water was
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  Speaker 1: coming down from their ceiling.
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  Speaker 3: You're okay, so for me from your hotel room, it
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  Speaker 3: was leaking into the next one.
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  Speaker 2: Correct? What?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: What happened? What did you do? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: This is this is weird.
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  Speaker 2: I get this.
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  Speaker 1: But I love sitting in the shower. Okay, and I
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  Speaker 1: know that sounds really strange, but I've done it for years.
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  Speaker 3: All right, hold on, did you say? I hope you
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  Speaker 3: said sitting sitting? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, this is getting too weird for me.
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  Speaker 2: So you love sitting in the shower. Never heard of
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  Speaker 2: anyone else?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I know, I know it's I've actually done it
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  Speaker 1: for years and sometimes I'll sit on the floor against
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  Speaker 1: the wall, and sometimes I even just lay down on
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  Speaker 1: the toe and just let the hot water hit me.
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  Speaker 2: It's very therapeutic for me. Okay, so I'm visioning this
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 3: So oh well, even if it's not a tub, if
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  Speaker 3: it's just whatever you're in, if it's a shower, so
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  Speaker 3: you're the showers.
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  Speaker 2: On, you're sitting down and just letting the water.
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  Speaker 1: Hit you, Okay, exactly exactly. I sat down against the
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  Speaker 1: wall like I always do, and then I sat down
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  Speaker 1: a little lower, and apparently a little too low, because
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  Speaker 1: without realizing, I completely blocked the shower during with my
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  Speaker 1: body and I fell asleep.
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  Speaker 3: In the ship. You fell asleep in the shower in
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  Speaker 3: the show, sitting down, blocked the drain with your booty
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  Speaker 3: and flooded it and flooded the shower.
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  Speaker 1: Well, because I fell asleep and I didn't realize. But
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  Speaker 1: when I woke up, the sound of the water splashing everywhere,
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  Speaker 1: you guys, everywhere. The entire bathroom floor was covered in
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  Speaker 1: water because okay, the water was outside of the bathroom
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  Speaker 1: running into the hotel room. Geez jumped up in panic, right, panic,
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  Speaker 1: water everywhere. I'm slipping around like a literally like a
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  Speaker 1: cartoon character again.
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  Speaker 2: Like rine a walk over this water.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I panic, So I got dresses and as I could,
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  Speaker 1: and then called the front as and the guy answer
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  Speaker 1: and asked what happened, And I was like, I was
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  Speaker 1: so embarrassed and I had to come up with like
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  Speaker 1: a lie immediately, and I told him so I was
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  Speaker 1: running the shower and my phone rang and I stepped
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  Speaker 1: away to answer, and the dream ust of not being
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  Speaker 1: working properly because like the bathroom flooded.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So you lied to him. You lie to the
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  Speaker 3: hotel about what happened, so you didn't be like.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I was just sleeping in the shower, laying down.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and all of a sudden, it's hadden.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So you lie, and I understand why you lied,
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  Speaker 3: all right, So you lied.
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  Speaker 1: Even if I'm saying it, it sounded so ridiculous in
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  Speaker 1: my mind, you know what I'm saying, Like I knew that.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, they're not gonna believe me. But the
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  Speaker 1: maintenance guy came up, and the housekeeping came up, and
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  Speaker 1: bag came up, Like I felt like that everybody was
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  Speaker 1: up in my room. And then meanwhile I'm just standing
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  Speaker 1: there trying to act confused, like why don't but.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, I think I'm just more fascinated by the
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  Speaker 3: fact that you sit down in the shower. I can't
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  Speaker 3: go right, it sounds like, I mean, I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 3: real and maybe a little too graphic. Just the thought
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  Speaker 3: of like wet tiles on my butt. Yeah, that sounds
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  Speaker 3: so unappealing to me. Yeah, I mean, I'm very particular.
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  Speaker 2: About what touches my towel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like even a wet towel my butt sounds awful.
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  Speaker 2: That's not so weird.
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  Speaker 3: I'd need like a stool or something like if I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna sit down a bench, yeahpper, yeah, experience, I only.
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  Speaker 1: Just lay down, try it once, I'm telling.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well I know what I'm doing tonight. All right,
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  Speaker 3: motherre's showers here work. Maybe I'll try it here.
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  Speaker 2: Pooke on.
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  Speaker 3: No, all right, so you you lied about it, but
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  Speaker 3: you must have told your husband. That's hysterical. If I
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  Speaker 3: were your husband, I would have never never let you.
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  Speaker 3: I will never let you live this down.
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  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: Never, really embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever laid down in the shower, Candice, No,
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  Speaker 2: sat down well in the shower, that I had a
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  Speaker 2: bench in Yeah I've sat down.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you had a bench yeah, yeah, that's very ninety
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  Speaker 3: year old of you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it was nice.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a spat experience, like when you go in
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  Speaker 3: the like steam room or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I'm scared to ask, poop, who have you ever sat
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  Speaker 2: down in the show? Would never do? Have you ever showered?
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  Speaker 2: I'll always shower. You're the one that's always calling people
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  Speaker 2: from the shower. Yeah, that is weird. I guess I'm weird.
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  Speaker 2: I do. I like calling people from the shower. Lay
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  Speaker 2: down next time? Maybe I will