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THESE KARENS ARE UNHINGED · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: Karen's we are some sometimes we run into them all
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  Speaker 1: the time we hear about them every Goddamn day, and
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  Speaker 1: that's just how it is and I thought hey you
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  Speaker 1: guys freaking love when we watch Karen videos I think
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  Speaker 1: it's because it makes us laugh it makes us cringe
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  Speaker 1: It makes us angry and it makes us hella happy
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  Speaker 1: that we were not in that situation, so let's jump
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  Speaker 1: right in Some nasty Karen's don't be a carrot unless
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  Speaker 1: you have to sometimes I don't do that ever Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I just tried to ask you to go to speed
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  Speaker 1: limit as well.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you're going to have to open that trunk. You're
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  Speaker 2: going to have to get my bag out of your car.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't have shoes on. I'm sorry, I just saw
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  Speaker 2: the comment. Why is she screaming in lowercase? Literally goes,
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  Speaker 2: get out of my car. Not wearing shoes. Halloween caution tape.
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  Speaker 2: The American flag.
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  Speaker 1: A mask.
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  Speaker 2: No shoes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really curious on what's going on. Not only that,
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  Speaker 1: but how often are you in an Uber where they
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  Speaker 1: have every window open and the sunroof?
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  Speaker 2: I think she's already going through a hard time. She's
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  Speaker 2: screaming in lowercase, I can't!
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  Speaker 1: If I saw her haircut before getting in, I'd call
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  Speaker 1: another Uber. I've had that, you get in the car,
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  Speaker 1: there's either like, you get in the Uber, there's some
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  Speaker 1: kind of smell. The first indicator for me when you
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  Speaker 1: get into an Uber is the smell, okay? If it
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  Speaker 1: smells like someone's ass cheeks, you know you're in for
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  Speaker 1: a time. If it's over cologne, for some reason, you know,
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  Speaker 1: they're just not going to talk to you even if
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  Speaker 1: you try. If there's no scent at all, you get in,
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  Speaker 1: you're like, okay, I'm good. He's got gum in the console.
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  Speaker 1: Not going to chew it. I don't trust you because
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  Speaker 1: now you're being too silent. But that situation, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be getting in that car. Vin Diesel sneak peek
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  Speaker 1: from Fast 11. Oh my gosh, she needs to be
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  Speaker 1: a video game character for sure.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have any yachts for rent. Whose brats are they?
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  Speaker 2: They're personal yachts. I want to talk to the manager.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, one second.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, how can I help you? What the f *
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  Speaker 2: * * is your problem? My dream, my dream is
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  Speaker 2: for someone to say to me, let me talk to
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  Speaker 2: the manager and for me to spin around and say, hi,
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  Speaker 2: how may I help you?
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  Speaker 1: The amount of time that I spent in customer service
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  Speaker 1: where I did not have the confidence to just be
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, props, babe. You young, you jumped into it. Screw
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  Speaker 2: that lady. Who's Yatsu in the water? Not yours! The
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  Speaker 2: way she really thought she was going somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine this woman goes to a neighborhood and gets pissed
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  Speaker 1: because the houses aren't for rent.
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  Speaker 2: Well, whose houses are those?
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  Speaker 1: I think sometimes logic just flies out the freaking window
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  Speaker 1: for Karens.
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  Speaker 2: She's been waiting to do that since day one. The
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  Speaker 2: manager thing?
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  Speaker 1: Yes!
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  Speaker 2: She saw it and she took it. Just tell your
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  Speaker 2: baby to be quiet.
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  Speaker 1: But she's a baby. She's crying.
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  Speaker 2: How about you, Shaw? No, I'm not going to shut up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm entitled to sit in this car. You're obviously not
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  Speaker 2: a good parent. Where's the baby's mum? I might be
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  Speaker 2: a single parent. Well, wouldn't surprise me. Oh, I would fight! First...
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  Speaker 2: Babies cry.
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell you the amount of airplanes that I've
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  Speaker 1: been on where every single time I'm on an airplane,
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  Speaker 1: I am sat either in front of, behind of, or
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  Speaker 1: directly beside a child who has colic. Okay, and I
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  Speaker 1: understand though, and I sympathize. Roll up your damn window, Karen. Ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: I will find some speakers and you will hear my
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  Speaker 1: child roar. Oh, Bluetooth that b * * * *.
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  Speaker 1: Damn that woman cooked homeboy. Nah man, that fell flat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm entitled to sit in this car.
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  Speaker 2: So is the kid, Karen.
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  Speaker 1: Duh.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to do that to a Karen. I
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  Speaker 2: just want to go, duh. I am doing my job.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're not.
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  Speaker 2: Your job is to be a principal. Do we go here?
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  Speaker 2: My job is to get you off the campus. This
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  Speaker 2: is the place of business. No, that's the security's job.
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  Speaker 2: You're a principal. That is my job.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: Get off the campus! Quit yelling at me! Get off
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  Speaker 2: the campus!
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  Speaker 1: Oh! Oh no!
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  Speaker 2: Please God.
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  Speaker 1: One day, let me to have the tenacity to boldly
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  Speaker 1: face a Karen.
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  Speaker 2: And not be the Karen, but boldly face the Karen.
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  Speaker 2: The guy has a PhD on how to deal with
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  Speaker 2: this kind of situation. Honestly, he intercepted her frequency.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: This is hilarious. Who's louder, Karen or Ken? Yeah, you could.
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  Speaker 1: You straight up could, that's why your f * *
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  Speaker 1: * ing mirror's falling off and shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because your f * * * ing ass couldn't move!
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  Speaker 1: My ass didn't move!
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  Speaker 2: I can't control where the.
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  Speaker 1: City f * * * ing puts it, it's trash. Oh, yes! Yes!
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  Speaker 2: I need to see it again.
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  Speaker 1: I can't control where the city f * * *
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  Speaker 1: ing puts it, it's trash. Well, she.
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  Speaker 3: She disproved Newton's third law of physics. Freaky toy noise audit,
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  Speaker 3: did she? Not really, not really.
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  Speaker 2: If it wasn't filmed, she would say she got pushed. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: one hundo. Public indecency. It's actually breast milk. You're doing
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  Speaker 2: public indecency. It's not, it's breast milk.
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  Speaker 1: Pause this woman just took her view out of her
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  Speaker 1: shirt and breast milked his car.
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  Speaker 2: I Can't handle it you just mommy milk that just
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  Speaker 2: window I need to hear this It's public indecency.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't have a baby on your boob and
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  Speaker 1: call the police right now or you can just.
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  Speaker 2: Leave Ask me if I'd do that. Ask me. What
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  Speaker 2: do you mean? What do you mean? Titty Karen. That's
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  Speaker 2: a new one.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Cheaper than gas. Oh my gosh. Where's she from? Asking
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  Speaker 2: for a project. Why are we all curious? Oh, I
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  Speaker 2: don't get paid, darling. I don't get paid as much
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  Speaker 2: as you think I do to put up with this. Well,
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  Speaker 2: that's a good point. My food is.
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  Speaker 1: Valuable, too.
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  Speaker 2: Then maybe you should find a better job. Maybe you
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  Speaker 2: should just find a better job. Don't tell me what
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  Speaker 2: to do. Ma'am, you want your refund?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Just be quiet and let me do it. Please do
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  Speaker 2: not come back. Okay, we will trespass you. Put your
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  Speaker 2: card in, please, right here. It goes back on your card.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot give cash refunds. Why are you going to trespass?
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  Speaker 2: Are you being rude to the customer? What you should
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  Speaker 2: do is get the store number. Oh, is this just...
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  Speaker 2: Did they just get Karen up? There wasn't enough foresight.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get to see who the Karen was.
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  Speaker 2: They were carrying back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, the lady, the lady didn't even seem bad. It
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  Speaker 1: was probably the lady behind the counter. McDonald's Karen. Imagine
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  Speaker 1: mocking someone for their job and then telling them to find.
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  Speaker 2: A better one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, she did say that. And then they clap back,
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  Speaker 1: asking you to be quiet. Karen was met with energy
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  Speaker 1: she gave. That was just a Karen against a Karen.
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  Speaker 2: And they just.
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  Speaker 1: I would not last long working this job. No, I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't work in fast food, I'll tell you that right now.
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  Speaker 1: Karens are getting united. It's a worldwide menace. Honestly, though,
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  Speaker 1: I think this, you know, we're just getting fed up.
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  Speaker 2: Not that I'm a Karen. I'm not a Karen. I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: I am what I need to be. What's Karen doing?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she... What?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she really looks like a bad one. You all
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  Speaker 2: right there, love? Do you know what you're doing here
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  Speaker 2: with your engine idling?
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  Speaker 1: No, what?
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  Speaker 2: You are polluting the atmosphere.
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  Speaker 1: You're just sitting here without a care of the world
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  Speaker 1: with your engine running and you don't care who you're
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  Speaker 1: polluting here.
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  Speaker 2: There are lots of kids living around here, you know. What,
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  Speaker 2: is that so?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you lose it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't see any kids here. Well, they're not here
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  Speaker 2: at the moment, but they're living in these flats. You know,
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  Speaker 2: the fumes from this car are going in through... Isn't
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  Speaker 2: that Tesla? The fumes from this car, yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you do know that this car's electric, right?
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  Speaker 1: Ha, ha, ha.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if she just feels dumb at this point.
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  Speaker 2: Like when he says it's electric, she's like, haha, but
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  Speaker 2: she looked awkward, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I miss my Tesla. That hat is the real crime.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't even take a picture of him. She does
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  Speaker 1: know you have to press a button to take the photo, right?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe she doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: And maybe that's for the best. I would have started
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  Speaker 1: revving my gas powered engine immediately.
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  Speaker 2: I live across the street. I work for the police department.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: I'll get you out. Call the cops.
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  Speaker 1: We're not bothering you.
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  Speaker 2: You can't do that. There's people walking there. We're not
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  Speaker 2: stopping for them. We're stopping for them.
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  Speaker 3: Get out.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Go down there and play.
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  Speaker 1: No. Play?
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  Speaker 2: Grow up.
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  Speaker 1: You.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she's kind of scary. I'm gonna be honest. Up
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  Speaker 2: and down. The police will be around. Don't worry. When
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  Speaker 2: they coming? She's literally bent out of shape.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: Literally.
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  Speaker 2: Her, grow up. Him, you. If a cramp was a person,
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious when it comes to leaving dogs in car.
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  Speaker 2: I've had to make three calls this year.
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  Speaker 3: That's when I'm a Karen.
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  Speaker 2: I can't even call.
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  Speaker 1: To Karen. You leave your dog in the car, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to lose my ever-loving shit on you.
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  Speaker 2: Like he's going to answer you.
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  Speaker 1: I stand by this man right here. I stand by
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  Speaker 1: you too, babe. Like he's gonna answer you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm dying.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Because dogs that don't. I'll cry. I'll die.
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  Speaker 1: Here in Australia, if you leave your child or pet
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  Speaker 1: in a car on a warm day, the general public
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  Speaker 1: will ventilate your car for you by breaking the windows. Ay.
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  Speaker 2: I've literally made a decision with myself.
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  Speaker 1: If I find another car and there's like a dog
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  Speaker 1: in there that's literally suffering, like a lot of the time,
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  Speaker 1: I think they're not even panting too hard when I
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  Speaker 1: find them.
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  Speaker 2: But if they are, I'm just gonna take the dog.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna take the dog, which is illegal.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: You can tell this man, this man has dealt with
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  Speaker 2: people like this. He has grown up with this situation.
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  Speaker 1: He's so calm.
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  Speaker 2: Comments. Oh, literally though.
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  Speaker 1: She was spouting some demon stuff. They could hear her
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  Speaker 1: voice even from the far horizon. Oh, can you imagine
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  Speaker 1: making that call? Just be like, one of them's coming.
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  Speaker 1: She's raring and ready to go. Lock your doors.
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  Speaker 2: Winter's coming. I'm sure she's really a sweetheart. She's just
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  Speaker 2: having a bad day. I don't think you're right. Is
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  Speaker 2: this how you wake up? You wake up in this mood?
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  Speaker 2: I asked you a simple question. I asked you a
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  Speaker 2: simple question. No, now we're going to make you famous.
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  Speaker 1: We got a Karen.
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  Speaker 2: We got a Karen over here. I'm literally making a delivery.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm assaulting you. Look, I'm assaulting. Look, I'm
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  Speaker 2: making a delivery. I asked him a question and started
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  Speaker 2: yelling at me. See, I am not strong. I'd run
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  Speaker 2: people over.
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  Speaker 1: Rhonda, stop.
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  Speaker 2: Rhonda, stop. Rhonda, stop. Rhonda, stop.
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  Speaker 1: Rhonda.
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  Speaker 2: Rhonda, stop it.
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  Speaker 1: Karens, I feel like have just gotten so much worse
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  Speaker 1: since COVID. I feel like too many people were just
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  Speaker 1: locked inside for too long and we just, a few
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  Speaker 1: of us.
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  Speaker 2: Lost our goddamn minds. And I think that's how it is.
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  Speaker 1: The way he starts saying Rhonda after hearing her name,
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  Speaker 1: I aspire for this level of petty response. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like Rhonda may put Chardonnay in her Cheerios. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna try that.
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  Speaker 1: Just pour a bucket of salt over her and she
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  Speaker 1: can have a case for being assaulted.
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  Speaker 2: Stop.
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  Speaker 1: Apple store meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: Why is, like, it's always women between, like, 40 and 60, man.
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  Speaker 2: 40 and above. This is all time to relax.
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  Speaker 1: I love how, like, you can also tell they've been
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  Speaker 1: through it and they're just like, let her burn it out.
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  Speaker 1: Let her burn herself out. Turn off, wait 10 seconds,
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  Speaker 1: and turn back on again. No. Dear customers, we apologize
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  Speaker 1: for this woman's behavior in our store.
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  Speaker 2: We've got spirit. Yes, we do. We've got crazy. How
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  Speaker 2: about you? Honestly. I get frustrated, though.
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  Speaker 3: Well, then, get the f * * * ing thing running.
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  Speaker 2: My wife cannot be without air conditioning. You're breaking the
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  Speaker 2: law right now. I don't give a f * * *.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Get this f * * * ing thing running. You're
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  Speaker 2: breaking the law right now.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: You should relax. I should relax? Yeah, you should relax.
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  Speaker 2: You want me to f * * * ing rip
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  Speaker 2: the battery out of your car so you can set
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  Speaker 2: the f * * * ing heat?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you want to do?
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  Speaker 3: I will.
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  Speaker 1: I will. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Just go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: You're videoing me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a f * * *.
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  Speaker 2: You got ten minutes.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: You got.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want a number? I called this number.
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  Speaker 1: No, there's a number that you don't have.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want it?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 2: Well, calm down so I can give it to you.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: That man is nine months pregnant. They should chill around him.
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  Speaker 2: Give it to me. Yeah, he needs to finish his
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  Speaker 2: beer before he has his baby.
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  Speaker 3: It's my day off.
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  Speaker 2: That man, he's in his 27th trimester. That man was
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: digging in the dirt for 16 hours.
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  Speaker 1: I saw that. Oh my.
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  Speaker 2: His wife can't be without. Nah, it's all him. That
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  Speaker 2: wife probably don't even care.
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  Speaker 1: No!
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  Speaker 2: Guys, that was Karen's. Male Karen's, Kyle's, Kevin's. I don't
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  Speaker 2: even know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Selena and I get angry only sometimes. So hey,
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  Speaker 1: if someone's pissing you off, maybe you shut the f
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  Speaker 1: * * * up and move on with your day
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: because you don't know what people are going through.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know their story.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure some of these people had reasons where I'm
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  Speaker 1: just as sure 50 to 90% of them didn't have
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  Speaker 1: a goddamn reason. So.
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  Speaker 2: I love you, and until next time, stay spooky, Boo Crew. Bye.