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G lights the "BOMBfire" to kick off the weekend ! · Aired Out

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  Speaker 1: One to.
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  Speaker 2: One, no.
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  Speaker 3: One.
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: You know what's saying is we actually saw that this morning.
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: I will be the first to say I didn't know
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: what it was. I'm like, is it a dead squirrel?
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah? We thought it was road killing. Ah, yep, this
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: was on somebody's car. People.
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  Speaker 1: The things that you see on a.
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  Speaker 2: Super rue, the things you see on a super.
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: Listen, man, that was a thing. How many times have
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: I said to you Gee that if you can't laugh
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  Speaker 1: about stuff, you're just missing the boat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's what we did. We laugh at stuff,
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  Speaker 2: We have a good time. Just loosen up, and that's
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  Speaker 2: what it's about.
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  Speaker 1: At least it should be if you see something funny
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  Speaker 1: or is something that at least you think is funny.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be something that everybody thinks is funny.
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  Speaker 1: If you think it's funny, take a picture of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: put it on. Absolutely, Oh my god, absolutely, good morning,
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: good morning, Welcome to the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, happy Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Please please don't talk about Chuck until nine thirty.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yes, because anything before nine thirty Chuck's not awake yet.
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: He's yeah, he's sleeping in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: A lot to get to this morning. A whole bunch
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  Speaker 1: of fu Oh my god. Yeah, where's.
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: You gotta get the weather?
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, we're gonna do the weather forecast first. Before
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: we do that. Something happened this morning, Oh, in the
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: Duncan Donuts line. Yes, something that was very hard for
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  Speaker 1: both of us to to process. Yeah, what happened?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Something came up on the screen when you when you
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: went through the Duncan Donuts line this morning?
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  Speaker 2: What came up?
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: Senior discount? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck was that? Holy shit, I'm sitting there
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: putting my order in. At the end, he adds it
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  Speaker 2: all up and you see it on the screen and
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  Speaker 2: underneath it says senior discount. Just because they know what
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: my order is doesn't mean they have to call me
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  Speaker 2: a senior.
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  Speaker 1: Now, what is your order?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what is that? What is that on
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  Speaker 2: your on your shoulder? What is that? It's like a
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  Speaker 2: paper or something? The hell is that?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? This is Uh, this just serves as a reminder
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  Speaker 1: to me of what you get here. Let's show. Can
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  Speaker 1: we show everybody? Why don't you why don't you read
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  Speaker 1: it off?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I can't see it.
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: Large Hot Americano caramels, squirrels yep, one splendor and one
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  Speaker 1: almond milk yep, and one espressop. Why does why does
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  Speaker 1: it have to be so unbelievably complicated? It's not that's complicated.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: My sweetener is the caramel, The splendor is because I
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  Speaker 2: like to taste the splendor even though it's not good
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  Speaker 2: for you. And then the rest.
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: Did you just say a hot coffee? Why can't you?
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  Speaker 2: Because I want an extra shot of espresso to wake
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  Speaker 2: me up, and I also want sweetener in it, and
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: I can't drink dairy, so I take almond milk and
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  Speaker 2: I know you're drinking your plain old coffee. Yep. Feel better?
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  Speaker 1: What what is the strangest I want to ask everybody this,
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  Speaker 1: Stacy Gino, please tell us what is the strangest thing
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  Speaker 1: that you have ever ever received in the mail? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's question of the day. I don't have a stranger thing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean the strangest thing Jed and I ever gotten
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  Speaker 1: the mail was a pop up doggie dish water dish
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  Speaker 1: And we're like, okay, that's interesting, okay, just out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: But you're not going to tell us yours right now?
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  Speaker 2: Are you?
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  Speaker 3: Not?
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  Speaker 1: Right? Now, but I am going to if I want
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  Speaker 1: to say, this is just god disclaimer here, I swear
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  Speaker 1: that this is real. This is true. I have the
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  Speaker 1: box right here. Yeap, that arrived in the mail from
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  Speaker 1: the United States Postal Service right there, addressed to Sherilyn,
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  Speaker 1: not me. Nope, I saw it. Yep, you saw the address.
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  Speaker 2: I saw it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to know where you live. Shit, you're afraid
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  Speaker 1: of that. Damn. I'm going to open this box on
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  Speaker 1: the air this morning. Oh and you will not believe
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  Speaker 1: your eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: It was. We were absolutely speechless and we opened this.
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  Speaker 2: I can't wait. I can't wait. I haven't even seen it, but.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know. I want to know from others,
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  Speaker 1: what is the oddest thing, the strangest thing you've ever
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  Speaker 1: received in the mail? This one I'm still I'm just
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  Speaker 1: still trying to process. I know. Tracy's oddest thing she
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  Speaker 1: ever got in the mail was a bag of dicks.
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  Speaker 1: Well that was she pissed off somebody, she.
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  Speaker 2: Must have, so she immediately sent it to her sister.
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  Speaker 2: She did. I was like, where's a bag of dicks?
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  Speaker 2: I sent it to my sister?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Taylor just wrote nothing coming to mind
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  Speaker 1: right away. But I recently ordered something that never came.
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  Speaker 1: So someone else is probably going to get a package
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  Speaker 1: with brown food coloring and popsicle sticks. Oh nice, there's
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  Speaker 1: something to order and not get. There's something to order
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  Speaker 1: and not get. A. I know Chuck ordered a I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what he was. He was saying, like some
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  Speaker 1: like an inflatable person.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yes, and he sucks Chuck's.
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  Speaker 1: Mail order Bride and he never got it though, so
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  Speaker 1: someone else got.
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  Speaker 2: His mail order Bride.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what he was talking about.
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  Speaker 2: You know they always said these women are self fake,
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  Speaker 2: they sell fake. Well, you know what his mail order Bride.
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  Speaker 2: She's so plastic.
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  Speaker 1: Gino says female products. Oh yeah, Geno, that would be
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  Speaker 1: an issue. Let's see what else. Let's see car insurance
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  Speaker 1: when I don't have a car and said it was overdue.
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  Speaker 1: I like that one. Yep, I've got that, have you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Wow? What else? Stacy saying the strangest thing I ever
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  Speaker 1: gotten the mail is a day without junk mail. That
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  Speaker 1: is odd.
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  Speaker 2: That is very odd, because even when I get no mail,
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  Speaker 2: there's always a piece of crap in there somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there really is Stacey.
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  Speaker 2: Good one.
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  Speaker 1: Now, yeah, that's a great one. Yeah you want a forecast?
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  Speaker 2: Oh sure, why not? I can tell you what the
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  Speaker 2: forecast says.
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  Speaker 1: But go ahead, let's send it now, yes to our
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  Speaker 1: resident meteorologist. G take it away. I don't have it
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  Speaker 1: in front of me. Can you make it up?
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: Well I can, but I can just pull it up too,
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  Speaker 2: because I'm talented like that.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: I got it too. Well, what do you wait a minute?
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  Speaker 1: What do you give it a but hold on? Wait
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  Speaker 1: you do that, you do the forecast, I'll do the color.
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  Speaker 1: But sixty three degrees right now in the Granite City.
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: It's sixty three. Yeah, it's going to be sixty four
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  Speaker 2: at ten o'clock this morning. If anybody wants to do
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  Speaker 2: anything at one o'clock, you can go do something.
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  Speaker 1: But it's gonna be raining, and it might be sixty
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  Speaker 1: five at that point.
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  Speaker 2: No, seventy whoa, they're saying seventy degrees by two o'clock.
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: Easy now, yeah, but it's gonna rain the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna rain the whole fucking times. Now, Saturday is
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  Speaker 2: gonna be seventy six.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's almost eighty and sunny. It's almost
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  Speaker 1: July and sunny.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you notice what I'm wearing in fucking.
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: The end of June twenty sixth sweatshirt for Christ's sake. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's that's horrible. Sunday people, It's gonna be sunny and
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  Speaker 2: eighty degrees.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: There's so much going on Sunday, so.
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  Speaker 2: Much, and it's gonna be sunny, including the food trucks, the.
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  Speaker 1: Food trucks of the Berlin Mall.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and where are they located at the Berlin Mall
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: back parking lot. No, the other side of the parking lot,
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  Speaker 2: opposite from Walmart. The other side. That's the backside.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: Let's say this.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say the other side. When you pull in to
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  Speaker 2: the outside Monday, it'll be eighty four degrees and partly cloudy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just doing what you always do to Mey, You
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  Speaker 2: just start talking right over me and change the topic.
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  Speaker 2: And then guess what.
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  Speaker 1: Tuesday and Wednesday it's gonna be in the eighties with
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  Speaker 1: some showers. But we are going to be in the
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  Speaker 1: eighties all week, all.
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  Speaker 2: The way through next Sunday. We're going to be eighty
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  Speaker 2: nine next Friday.
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  Speaker 1: How long is it gonna be hot for? For like
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  Speaker 1: a week?
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  Speaker 2: Probably a week and then it we'll go right into snow.
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  Speaker 2: Could be a really hot summer, it could be two weeks.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: The wind is four miles an hour, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: they're saying thundershowers moving into central Vermont at any point now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's going to go for the rest of
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: the day. Rain.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm reading right here. Hold on, let me get some.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, my tomato plants and pepper's are all happy, but.
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: I want to get some weather music here. Just bear
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  Speaker 1: with me. Good thing is I haven't Good thing is
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  Speaker 1: I haven't watered my play plants and days because well,
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: the rain's doing it for me. All right. Uh, thundershowers
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  Speaker 1: likely today, Yes, gusty winds yep. Small hail yep. Seventy
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  Speaker 1: three for the high yep.
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  Speaker 2: I just said all that. I didn't say the hell.
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  Speaker 1: You missed the hail. I missed the hall. I'm disappointed whatever.
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  Speaker 1: You also miss this chance of rain one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's why I said it's going to rain today. People.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have to go through a percentage. I just
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  Speaker 2: said it's going to rain. That's what I said.
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  Speaker 1: You're repeating everything I said, So what do you Are
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: you saying if you did the one that you'd be
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  Speaker 1: overly dramatic?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, because I'm just saying it's going to rain,
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  Speaker 2: because that's what we used to every day.
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  Speaker 1: Rain tonight partly cloudy skies meals considerable cloudiness fog after midnight,
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  Speaker 1: oh fifty six?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think that's from the movie The fog.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: Could be in at midnight? Where'd they film that? Main?
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: I think so?
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  Speaker 2: I think so.
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  Speaker 1: The Mountaineers they're on schedule to play tonight in the
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  Speaker 1: foggy rain. No, there's no it just as partly cloudy skies.
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  Speaker 1: There's no word of any rain tonight, Sontain. The Mountaineers
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  Speaker 1: are on all right, six point thirty Recreation Field in
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  Speaker 1: Montpellier and tabulous. You better be there. Where are your parka?
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  Speaker 1: Bring a blanket or five? I'll bring my weighted blanket
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  Speaker 1: Tomorrow Saturday partly to mostly cloudy chance of a rain
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  Speaker 1: shower YEP. Doesn't give the percentage though, seventy eight for
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  Speaker 1: the high and then Sunday, as you said, eighty two
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  Speaker 1: clouds and sun in the mix.
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  Speaker 2: YEP.
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  Speaker 1: So there you go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I said all that. I want to wasted people's time.
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  Speaker 2: Listening to you, Pete what I said. I want to
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: read something that is in the world. Okay, newspaper. God,
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  Speaker 2: I look so weird, I look so short in here.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead, this is.
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  Speaker 1: Real. Yep, it's in the world.
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  Speaker 2: The world.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, is this the thing we're going.
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  Speaker 2: To go do.
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  Speaker 1: I want to let you know. I want to let
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  Speaker 1: everybody know that I have registered you and Chuck, oh
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: good Lord, together to volunteer some of your highly sought after,
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: valuable time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm scared to do something. Okay, for the sake
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  Speaker 2: of our wildlife.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: What are we doing here? In for mom, I'll tell
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: you what you're gonna do, because I'm going to show
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: everybody in the world paper right now. And you are registered,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Charlyn and I registered. Very excited with you and Chuck,
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: very excited it is right here. Fish and Wildlife seek
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  Speaker 1: volunteers for goose round up. Oh dear God from ad
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  Speaker 1: Fishing Wildlife Department is asking for a limited number of
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  Speaker 1: volunteers to help in rounding up and placing ID bands
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  Speaker 1: on the legs of Canadian geese Wednesday, July one. Very
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: exciting quoting I'm looking forward to this. We need to
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  Speaker 1: keep the number of volunteers at forty no more, no
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: more than forty, in order to ensure the event is
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: manageable and safe for the participants and the geese. That's
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: a quote.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Said Andrew Bouten, the state waterfowl Biologists. Ah. Okay, if
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: you I am still quoting here, yeah, If you are
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  Speaker 1: interested in attending, you must call our Fish and Wildlife
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  Speaker 1: Office in Essex at eight seven eight fifteen sixty four
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  Speaker 1: for more information, nice and to register as a volunteer.
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  Speaker 1: I've already done that job for you.
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  Speaker 2: Love it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to do anything. Now you're gonna come
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  Speaker 1: with me? I'm busy.
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  Speaker 2: No, you know, Volunteers, we're gonna go. We're gonna go
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: wound up, Geeth, you and me.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Literally, I'm reading here. If you don't believe me, Stacy.
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  Speaker 1: Volunteers should wear appropriate clothes and boots and use adequate
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  Speaker 1: sun protection. Oh you don't want to get a sunburn
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  Speaker 1: when you're chasing Canadian No?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, you want to focus on what you're focusing on.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Could you imagine everybody's out chasing geese and you're standing there,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: going it's hot, getting the.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Getting a barn feet hurt. Yeah, well, then don't go.
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  Speaker 1: Bring plenty of water, yep, and be prepared to walk
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  Speaker 1: a long distance to capture the geese.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you can't make this shit up. People,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: You cannot make this shit up. For anybody interested, call
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  Speaker 2: that number and you can be a geese chaser too.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Eight seven eight fifteen sixty four. There you go, you
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  Speaker 1: can see me there. The Canada geese nesting in Vermont
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  Speaker 1: today are the result of work begun by the Dead
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Creek Wildlife Management Area in the nineteen fifties by the
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  Speaker 1: Vermont Fish and Wildlife Department.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Keyword there would be Dead Creek. The data gathered in
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: the annual Dead Creek Goose round Up will help in
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: monitoring the states, Vermont's, or the status of Vermont's resident population.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: I must have known this was coming because of the
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  Speaker 2: shirt that I wore.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, not happen. Nope, not gonna Happenbody God, Oh good, well,
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  Speaker 1: I hope you're going to be there on July first.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll have footage.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: It's the Great Goose round Up.
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  Speaker 2: My god, who could ask?
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Great, great, great, the Great up round up.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: We got sound effects and all people sound effects and all.
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  Speaker 1: I hope Chuck's ready. I hope he has comfortable footwear.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I hope he's got plenty of water.
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  Speaker 2: To hear him whining the whole time.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Sunscreen, Ugh, he needs sunscreen. He's a redhead, Taylor says,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: talk about a wild goose chase. That's it. Wow, good going, Taylor.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got the double here.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: We had.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: This should be interesting when we do this, though.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: We had complete utter chaos at your hot Wing contest.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, that was fun. That was fun.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: At one point, insanity multiple people tell me if I'm
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: if I'm if I'm making this shut up? Go ahead,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Multiple people vomiting at the same time. Yep, yep.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, pacing, pacing, a lot of pacing around, arms folded
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  Speaker 2: while walking, complaining, complaining, Yes, up.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: To and beyond two hours post contests, yep, yep. We
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  Speaker 1: had the Hot Ones Wings Challenge event. Yeah, the event
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: at your place. Yes, and we had a very select
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  Speaker 1: group of.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Macho men. Macho men, yep. Uh, at least that's what
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Tracy me and Uh and Chalynn was saying. Well, look
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: at these big tough guys.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I'll show the picture here on the screen of the
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: different sauces that we had here there.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: These there were ten different sauces.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Ten different one number one being the mildest.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: And then going all the way up from there, up
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: this Scoville up to what's called.
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  Speaker 2: TEA b A, which is an acronym for be announced,
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  Speaker 2: because they didn't. There's no Scoville for the last one.
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  Speaker 2: It's so hot that they can't even measure. They can't
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: even measure it, so it's to be determined. So maybe
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: it's a to be determined.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Definitely over a million scoville. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The people were crapping out after number five and
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: number two kicked everybody's ass.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say this, and partly the part part
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: of the reason why I'm going to say this is
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: because I know Rop doesn't listen and I don't want
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: him to beat me up, which he could, but he
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: was completely he was complaining a lot.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: He was he was, and he ended up crapping out
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  Speaker 2: at number nine.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: As a man with let's just be honest, gargantuan arms,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: a lot of muscles yep, former cop Yep. The legs
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: has been at the he kind of be sprayed in
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: the face with pepper spray.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Yep. He dead lifts all the time, dead lifts, yep,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: and he just whimped out. He was seed out, and
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: you totally passed them. You were like, get aside, people,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I'm ready for my next one.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: How yeah, tell everybody, how was my performance?
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Your performance was good? The first five you other than
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: number two, because number two, when you eat it, about
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: an hour later, it's still there. And you guys were
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: complaining that there was hot stuff going on top of
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: that it with other wings and it was making it difficult, which, yeah,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: not my problem. And we watched all all of you,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: all five of you. We watched you guys doing it,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: and both Chryl and Tracy and I told you guys
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: at the end. Okay, we told you guys at the
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: end that we five men there and we three were
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: the smartest because we didn't do the fucking challenge. Yeah,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: so we were the smartest. While you people were pacing
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: and going wow and all that stuff, we were just
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: sitting there calmly, kept giving you more and you kept
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: eating it. You can killed number nine. And then we
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: lost two people. We lost Michael over the balcony.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was for real. I mean, we're not making
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: this up here. And Rob he was outside with his
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: arms crossed, pacing. Well, he was hurling too, No, he
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: was spitting, Oh, spit spitting up? What about what about Jed?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Was was he hurling?
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: He hurled after number ten? Yes, but that's because Jed
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: had an upset stomach that morning and he was hoping
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: this wouldn't affect him. But after he did all ten
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: of them, he said, the bomb is what got him
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: because his stomach was already upset. So soon as they
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: put the bomb in, which is one of the sauces,
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: he was no. Bueno Brian, feel good Bryan, Brian thin, skinny,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: not like raw. He's the one Rob would pick on
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: if you ever saw cartoons. But nope, tough, he went
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: right through it.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Here's here's my recap of things. I was so impressed
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: with Jed. If there was a winner of anyone, me,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Brian and Jed, it would clearly be well, it would
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: be both Jed and Brian.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: No, you were zipping through that. Well.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: But here's the thing though about Jed, and I'll never
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: forget this. That freaking guy no ice cubesp no milk,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: no ice cream, no ice cream. Meanwhile, Brian and I
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: put like down two gallons of ice cream.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys, all of you was drinking milk, ice cream,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: ice water, the whole thing, crying, and we were just
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: laughing at you guys because you were like wow, oh
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: oh no, and we were just laughing. Oh yeah.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Some of these sauces were delicious and others were flat
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: out absolutely disgusting.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Yep, that's the bomb. The bomb is probably one of
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: the most disgusting flavors. And yet who is one of
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: them said I kind of liked the taste.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Who was I think very demented brother. No, I don't
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: think he liked it either. I think Lob liked it.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: All I know is that after the bomb, you guys
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: all went downhill fast, and yet you finished, Brian finished,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Jed finished, and us three watching laugh.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was funny. It was a lot of fun.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Tracy was reading out what the scovilla and what the flavor.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Was, yeah, and I was like, Tracy, slow down, take
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: your time, we need time.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you wanted us to go slow, so that well
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: we it took almost an hour to do.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: So I mean it's not like we putched around, you know,
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: but we didn't go slow. I mean an hour to
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: taste ten sauces on a small hot wing. I mean,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: come on, that didn't take long. Yeah, it took longer
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: waiting for you guys to say, wait, give us a break,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: we need a minute. Don't do it yet.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so many things. I'm overwhelmed because there's so
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: many lot of things on your list. There's so many
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: things I want to talk about, so talk. So first
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: of all, before I forget tonight Mountaineers, Yes, if you
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: would like to win tickets, yep, here's what you have
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: to do, and we're gonna make this really easy for you.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Hold on a second, I'm going to show you a
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: graphic here I'm producing on the fly. Give me a break, geek,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I haven't said a word. We're gonna give you a
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: chance to win tickets. All right, okay, come on.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: People get excited.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Let me hear you clap in there, clap it out,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Come on, clap it out.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: We're gonna be winning tickets.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: God, I'm trying to find.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: It here, Stacy, did you clap it out?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I'll find it.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Taylor, did you clap it out?
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Go ahead? What we're gonna do they got the clap
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: is I'm going to have. If you're going to the
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Mountaineers tonight, I'm gonna have a pair of It's real simple.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a pair of tickets on me, not mine, right,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a spare pair of tickets. First person
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: to find me tonight at the game, I'm gonna give
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: you a pair of tickets. Nice.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: How are they going to get into the game if.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: They haven's idea? By the way, that's.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Great, But how are they going to get into the
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: game to find you to get the tickets? If they
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: don't have tickets to get into the.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Game, They've they've gone into the game? How with their tickets? Yes?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: And what do they need tickets for the game?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Because I'm going to give them a pair of tickets
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: that they can use for the rest of the whole season.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, a pair that they can use for the whole season.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: So if they find you first and they get they
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: come up to you, You're going to give them tickets
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: and they can go to every single thing after that,
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: any game with any game with the tickets. Yes, that's
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: how many times? Just once, I'm going to give them
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: a pair of tickets. Okay, Like I'm going to have
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: the tickets on me.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I'm going right.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: So what you mean by they can do at anytime
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: is they can do it once anytime. Well, you had
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: made it sound almost like these tickets would get you
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: into every game.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: No. I never said that, No, but you implied it.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I did not.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: You did imp it.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: You assumed that it was your.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Assumption that anyway, sunny today with a chance of rain.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: So that's what's happening tonight. Are you going to come
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: to a game? You?
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, as soon as the weather's warm enough. Okay, if
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I go to the game tonight, I'm going to be cold.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: It's going to be in the sixties, all right, and
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: I get cold easily.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I really hope that that you're gonna you're gonna come
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: to a game. I will enjoy it.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: I will do we get hot dogs, of course.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Last uh last week, Yeah, it was dollar dog.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Night, Dollar dog night. What does that mean? He gets
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: to buy a dog for a dollar? You guess who
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: was with me and Dandy? What's dollar dog night?
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: A dollar for every hot talk? Oh?
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Dollar a dog?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Well, you didn't say that. You said it's
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: dollar dog night. Yeah, what were you assuming that I
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: was talking about something else?
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had no. I I thought your emumptions. I
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: thought you had moved on. You were like, oh yeah,
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: and I'll give you a ticket by And I said,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: you know, can we have a hot dog? And you
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: said yes. I was like okay, And then you were
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: like listen dollar dog night. I was like, what is
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: that a new thing?
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: It was last week and it was absolutely amazing.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: What about this week?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: No, you bring you bring eight dollars with you? You
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: could get eight hot talks? I know.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: My question is how many did Andy put down? Yeah?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Ten? So that's ten bucks? Yeah? Wow?
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: You see how I did the math? You know why
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: because I did not graduate from Spaulding. Yep, people graduate
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: from Spaulding can't do math generally, generally, and I know
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: all all all general statements are untrue, including the one
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I just made.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Jed wants you to tell everybody about the Anthony story
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: and then we have to attack Chuck. So what's what's this?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: What's going on with Anthony? The Anthony store? G tell
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: the anthe Anthony story.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: I didn't know there wasn't Anthony's story.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: That's what Jeded is saying right here.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I know Anthony but I
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: don't know what his story is.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll tell Jed to text you. Yeah, text me.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: The story Jed real quick, and I'll try to remember it.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Chuck saw, Oh, Chuck Son, Chuck's on.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, welcome Chuck. It's about goddamn time, is Jesus Mary?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: You can't even get up and do one thing other
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: than smoking pot.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: And putting your foot loops in a bowl and pouring
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: some milk on it.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and putting your hand down your underpants.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: That's just that, that's just not classy, Chuck. Chuck started
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: freaking out. Why because in the mirror, he's in addition
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: to that, he's gonna get a little balled up top.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I know it's a bald ginger he saw.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: He started freaking out because he saw spot sider Man
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: walking around.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, remember that last week?
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Wow, which is weird because Anthony lives in Northfield and
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: he never saw a spider man.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm telling you that myself. I use one
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand percent sober. You're making it up too. I
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: saw spider Man walking the streets in Northfield. That's awesome.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Chuck also saw spider Man. I don't know if he
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: can attest to the same level of sobriety. But he
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: saw Spider Man as well.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he probably wasn't all there really.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, Chuck.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Wet, you're getting quite the reputation on here for being
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: a drugie.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's but he's not not.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: But we always joke about it because when I see him,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: he's high. But that's yeah, once in.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: A blue moon, and it's usually right around like four
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: twenty in the afternoon, chuck. Ah. But he has a
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: little bit of a fan base going on now. Yeah,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: he's got a couple of people that have bumped into
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: him and said, oh, I recognize your voice. Are you Chuck?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: How is that voice not recognizable? Oh it's Chuck Chuck
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Martin Lee. Yeah, everybody knows what I'm sounding. I know,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I know everybody knows me as the guy with the nails,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: the guy with the nails. I'll be I'll be at
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: the store and somebody this is what I love, the question,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: are you the guy with the nails the nails? And
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like, clearly, yeah, clearly, And they're like, oh my god,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I saw you on air. Out of what do you
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: what do you just say? What are you talking about
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I know when they ask you that, I don't anyway,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: but hey, what so Facebook cut us off? Yes, last
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Friday it was a major outage and we remained on YouTube,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: but there was a huge Facebook outage. Everybody, whole thing,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: everybody went down.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's funny because shouln message mean JD's
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: phone is down?
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Can you tell him? Yeah? Mine was down too. I
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: didn't see the message until it all came back. Well,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: we you know, we were right in the middle of
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: the whole mass unleashing an attack on Chuck. Yep, it
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: was brutal.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: It was too easy. It's too easy though.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: I think we were talking about uh that he was
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: that he walks around with shorts and suspenders.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Who does that?
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: He does At some point in your life you just
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: say why fuck it? Yeah, I just want to be comfortable.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I don't care what Angel thinks of me and how
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: how I'm dressed.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: If I don't care if my breath smells, I don't
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I'm screw it. I'm going with the shorts and the suspenders.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and now all that's that's exactly what Chuck said,
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be comfortable. Yeah, I don't care if I
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: look like a total molon. Right, I'm gonna be comfortable.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: And you know what, not only am I gonna wear
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: my shorts and my suspenders, but I'm gonna also wear
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: that old stinky ratty ac DC shirt.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Oh god.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna wear these ridiculous crocs yeah, with ducks
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: on them. Yeah, that's wrong. And then I'm gonna step
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: it up and go with socks also. Yeah, not black socks. No,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: white white socks.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: White socks with shorts and a suspender.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and a one out shirt. Right.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: God, you gotta love that. He put a lot of
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: effort into that.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I assume he's calling. Well, he wants to ask
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: you a question. Oh god, So Chuck call me if
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: you want to come on the air, call me, Yeah, Chuck,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: if you're brave enough, if you're manly enough. By the way,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: speaking of being manly enough, did you see Chuck it
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: at your place during the hot Wing contest?
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: No, And he said it on the air. He said
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: to everybody, all right, I'll see that. I'll see you.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: I'll be there on the air people. Yeah.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Never he never showed up.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: No, not even a text and he knew thing and
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: he knew, oh he knew.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Oh. I said it on the air last Friday and
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: he was like, yep, I'm in. Yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: First he said no, and I was like, Chuck.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Come on and he's like, ay, I'll be there. So
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: typically never happened. Yeah, I can't. I can't handle that.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's ginger wise?
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Looking around? I'm like, where's Chuck.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Let's call him ginger wiss.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Wanna Yeah?
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: He says, oh, my underwear also has holes in them.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that I've tried to sew. Chuck, go
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: to the store and.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Buy yourself a pair of underwround wow.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Wow. Gino says, no matter what you wear, JD, I'll
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: still love you. Oh that's well.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Gino's awesome.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Gino. Do you know Gina's going to be back in
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: here soon?
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you know that? When I was when we
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: were doing the show last week and Gino came in
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: after the show and we were chatting with Gino, it
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: kept me thinking all week, literally, because I spent a
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: lot of time on the couch and relaxing and this
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: and that, and all week I was thinking about what
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Gino was saying, and all the work that GINO does
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: for this community.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, a ton a ton.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Ton ton And I'm actually thinking of possibly getting involved
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: to help out. All right, so yeah listening.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: No I am oh it just hate you now, Yeah, listen.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: You have a truck, I have a truck. Yeah, let's
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: let's join forces with GINO. I would love that because
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: she's getting stuff delivered to people that really need help. Right,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I'm in, count me in.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm into gino is. I gave that a
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: lot of thought all week. I was like, wow, look
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: at what they do.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's it's either next week or
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: the week after that. Gino's going to be in here.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to be a couple of weeks. It's
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: on the books. Yeah, it's a couple of weeks.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: You'll be in. Uh. Christian just posted a comment here
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: about Chuck sowing that hole in his underwear, saying, I
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: think the hole in the front is supposed to be there.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Hey I heard something. What's that?
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I heard that you got a new sponsor.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: We did.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, congratulates, we did.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Hold keep talking, keep talking while you're talking. Yes, I'm
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: pulling up the picture.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay. Yeah, it's when I saw that, I was
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: very pleased. Yeah, I was like, that's awesome because they
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: deserve it. You know, they deserve it. Understatement, I mean
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: the girls, each one of them have over ten years
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: of experience.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: We're talking about ah two pass Yeah.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: And a lot of people that saw them as a
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: sponsor have made comments about how wonderful they are. Yeah,
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: my dog loves her, so he comes right in when
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: I go there. If I go to the vet, he
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: won't go inside unless I do the air jail where
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: I carry him. Yes, but when it comes to the groomers,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: we go to eight oh two pores and let me
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: just tell you that dog is in there and ready
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: to roll. Yeah, it's like a treat for the dog
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: and knowing that they're safe.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm going to show pictures here. Everybody, have a seat,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: take a sip of your coffee, and relax. I'm going
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: to show you pictures here in a second okay of.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Fish copies out Figgy as a a Chihuahua, a person. Chihuahua.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Just I never said dog, because dogs are people too,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: they are I just said Chihuaha. I never said he
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: was a dog, unlike you what time are you going
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: to pick up the dog? How disrespectful.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Anyway, this is not a dog, This is a person.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: When he's a little heighstrung, he.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Can be, he can be.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: He's a chihuaha.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: My god, what do you expect from a chihuahua?
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: But when he call find it? Hold on, just give
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: me a second here, I'm fine that I got it.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get it right now. When Figgy goes
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: into a two pauses, he's calm. Yep, what's up with that?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I've noticed that he's he's so calm, he's content. He
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: knows what's coming. Yeah, what's coming is pampering.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Nails yep. I'm gonna say the word cologne. Yep, yep.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: He gets an. I don't understand the whole cologne thing
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: at all. I'm not sure I ever will, but this
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: is this is real. This They even put cologne on
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: him at the end.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he gets he gets the whole treatment. You're trying
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: to shrink it down so you guys can see me.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Well, I want everyone to see the nails too, my dog.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: All right, ready, yep, here we go. There's one of
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: the pictures.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: There's my Figgie.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: They with the red, white and blue nails. They take
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: this beautiful human being yep, and they bring him out
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: back yep, and they they you can't even do you
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: can't even not laugh at that last paper you pulled up.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: They ridiculously spoil this doc.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Not ridiculously.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: We're talking what now, we're talking about shampoo?
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we're talking about a dog that was
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: left alone outside in hot, hot, hot weather down South
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: a few years ago, and the poor thing was miserable.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: And now now that I've adopted him, he's been with
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: us for over a year, he now knows that everything
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: is about him. He gets pampered, he gets spoiled. I
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: actually had to put him on a going out schedule
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: because he likes to go out so much that I
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: have to keep getting up to putting him out. So
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I ended up having to do a schedule so that
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: when he goes to the door, I'm like, no, you're
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: not ready yet.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, he's pampered, he spoiled. They do everything, shampoo, ears, ears,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: They clean his face, and they can't do his ears
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: because they do his eyes and sid they can't do
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: his ears inside because he doesn't let people touch his ears. Okay,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: so that's.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Just something I don't know if he was he was
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: tortured as a dog whatever, But yeah, eight.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: O two paws, Yes, all women owned and operator.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's ten years of experience plus for each of
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: them of grooming. So you're talking thirty years of experience
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: right there in that building.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Kim, Kim, Tanya and Debbie. Yep, they understand that Vicky
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: and all the other dogs that come there are a
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: lot more than just dogs. Oh.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, they treat them like people because they are better
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: yeah than people, better than people actually, yeah, but you
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: know what, they they've had a life, and their life
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: is so short. Yes, you're talking about being born and
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: being on this earth for anywhere from seven to fifteen
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: years plus and then they just die. So for that
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: period of time, shouldn't they be pampered? Shouldn't they be loved?
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Because they give you love no matter what you do.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: You can yell at the dog, in two minutes later
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: he jumps up and sits with you. I mean that's
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: unconditional love. So this dog deserves to be pampered and
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: deserves to be treated.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Don't you wish more people thought like this?
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: I do wish why I don't understand why people lead
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: their dogs outside in horrible weather. I don't know why
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: people drop their dogs off in the middle of the
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: streets somewhere and disappear. I don't understand that. Would you
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: do that to your kid? Oh no, but that's different.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Why because a kid you can't give back. Yes, you
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: can contact social services. They'll take the kid and they'll
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: give it to somebody who.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Now you're getting controversial.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, but as far as the dog goes, they should
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: be treated very well because they will love you forever.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: They'll love you forever. So we just got a comment
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: from Rex. Are you ready for this is beautiful? Sure?
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: If you want to figure out who loves you more,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: lock your wife in the trunk, lock the dog in
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: the trunk. See who's happy to see you?
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah, well it's true.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: The dog.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, there is no time that I can leave.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: He's my dog. Okay, he's hiawas. Everybody knows most people
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: there are people person. They pick one person and that's
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: their person. And I'm his person and he looks at
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: me to keep him happy. Okay, So taking him to
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: the vet or taking him to ato two pause those play.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: That's pampering him. Okay, and the girls over there. At
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: eight oh two, they walk in, Hi, Figgy, how are you?
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: When I go to the vet to pick up medicine
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: the paper the bag says Figgy fourbis. Yeah, yeah, because
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: he's his own person. Oh sure, okay, eight oh two,
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: pause dot com. Here's the thing. There's the first of all.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: They're not expensive. Good pricing, yes, excellent pricing. You can
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: go there and just get the dog's nails cut and leave.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been in customer there for a long time,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: ever since I've had figure. Yeah. Here's the thing. What
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: you and Chuck and Rex have in common. The three
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: of you have little tiny box.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Actually, little dogs are becoming a thing. They're showing pictures
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: now of big muscular guys holding their little Chihuahua and things.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: It's becoming a thing.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I have never been a little dog guy now, and.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: You were always a big dog, not big, big, medium,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: medium to big like the retriever size.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you I mean you know and and Rex
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: and and Chuck, Yeah, big burley guys.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they love their little dogs. Rex is taking
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: it next level. I mean his dog is the teacup
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: whatever it's called. Shitsu or whatever. I think it's I
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know whatever. It's a mix.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: But this this thing is like, yeah, three three ounces.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Loves this dog? Next level.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: My husband said, what's more important the dog than me?
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: And I said the dog.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: And Chuck, I mean his little He's got a little
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Boston Terrier.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: I love those.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Her name is lil loves loves the tennis ball. Yeah,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Chuck is like, Chuck will tell you straight up. I'm
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: being serious here this morning. Chuck will tell you I
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: am screwed without my dog. Oh.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. My dog is a support dog.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: So he has a support leash and everything. He took
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: the classes, the whole thing, and he's a support dog.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Who's he's supporting? He's supporting me. Yeah right, And the
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: more he loves me, the more I love him back.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Taylor says, my dad got our dog a Chihuahua
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: pug mix. Oh my gosh, an old baby car seat
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: and let him sit in the front seat while I
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: had to sit in the back seat. Yeah, that's a
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: man's best friend.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, figure's got his own seat in the car. He
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: has his own seat and it's a doggy seat. Amazing
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: and he lays in it while I'm driving, and sometimes
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: I put my hand back because he's right behind me.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: I'll put my hand back and he puts his paw
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: on my hand and I hold them while I'm driving,
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: I hold his paw. So, yeah, well we want to
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: welcome aighto two paws. Yes please people if you if
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: you have a dog or you're getting a dog, go
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: talk to them because they will.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: They'll accommodate anything you need. One sixty four South Main Street, Yeah,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: in Berry and they'll paint your dog's nails for you. Now,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: for some of us are going, where the hell's one's
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: sixty four South Main Street.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Go past the post office, up the hill and make
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: a left across from the car wash on South main Street.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: There you go. That's better.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah the hill, yep, go past the post office and
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: then it's up on the left.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: So go past, just past South End Comby's. Yep, go
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: up the hill a little bit. Yep, you got laser
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: wash on the right.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: You got eight to two paws on the left.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Bingo.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: It's a small little parking lot, but trust me it
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: houses some really caring people there.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Let me say this, this is genuine, This is real
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: g is one of the pickiest mofos I've ever met
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: in my life.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: No, you are just because everything has to be exact.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: You are you. You want a great product, a great
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: service for a great price. Yep, and that's what I get.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Your demands are pretty high. Yep. You mean the normal
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: demands of people. They want good products with good service.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: When you don't complain about something, Uh huh, that's significant.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really it is. If I'm not complaining about something,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: it's because it's it's something that I believe in and
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: I care about. Yeah, and let me tell you those
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: ladies up there, not only are they good to the dogs,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: but gosh, they'll sit and chat with you. Oh yeah,
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: they'll give you advice on how to do certain things
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: with your animal. They just great.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Kim, Tanya and Debbie ten plus years each of experience.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: We're going to be talking about them an awful lot.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna go. We're gonna go over there and
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: show people the facility and show them, you know, outside,
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: show them inside, show them what they do all that stuff.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: And then after you see that, you'll be like, screw
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: the dog, I want to go get pampered.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, would they give me a shampoo. I don't know.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Would they shave my head for me?
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Would they give would they do nails for me?
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Let's i'll find out next time I
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: take figs.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, because that would be really cool.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Could you imagine the two of us in the dog
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: in the dog baiting area with our heads back, shave
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: me and trim him.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: What happens to and he wants to cologne? They actually, yeah,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: they actually put colone yeah on Figgie.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Let me just tell you, dog cologne makes people Colonne
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: look ridiculous. Dog cologne smells amazing, and they put it
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: on the dog afterwards, so he leaves soft and smelling amazing.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Every time I take him to the vet, to the groom,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: or when I come home, Jed pets the dog, say
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: all nice and fluffy. You're all fluffy.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: It's not amazing. Yeah.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: So if you're gonna go to some place that you're
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: gonna get, you know your dog taken care of. Do
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: it local? Yeah, right here, and they're quick. If you're
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: telling him I have to have the dog in an hour,
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: they'll make sure you have it in an hour.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Me.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: I literally, this is how much I trust them. I
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: literally walk in handed the figure, chat with them for
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: a couple of minutes, and then I just leave and
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: I leave my dog in her arms, in what we
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: like to call air jail, okay, in her arms to
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: take care of him, and I walk away. That's how
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: much I trust them. I don't even trust my husband
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: or my brother when they.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Raise the voice and the dog. No, you don't.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: But when it comes to them, yeah, he leaves with
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: his tail wagging.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah he's happy.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: He's happy. So anyway, we don't want to be a
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: bed dead horse. But it's just a question. Okay, I'm
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: not implying anything. I know I'm going to ruffle feathers here.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Is it a masculine smelling cologne and painted nails? Yes,
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: well the nails is at the same time, at the
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: same time.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Or is it a perfume, a feminine smelling perfume? Feminine?
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: But okay with the painted nails, it's.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: The painted nails and cologne. By the way, if you
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: go online all of yous and you look for doggie cologne, yeah, yeah,
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: that's a lot of money. Let me just tell you,
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: are you horseshit? I mean right, yeah, I'm serious to
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: buy a bottle of that. It's like one hundred and
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Summar dollars.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, just a bottle?
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Because I went on, I asked her what cologne do
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: you use? And she told me so. She said, you
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: can go online together, it says, but it's expensive. I
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, that's okay, And then I went online.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: I was like, wow, damn, I'll just like the girls
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: do it to him when he goes there.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, I have a doggie cologne at home, but
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: not this one. This one's expensive. We got to get
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: kim Ortnya to put some of that on me. Yes,
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: I'll wear it.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: When we have him here for an interview, we'll we'll
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: have them bring the cologne for you.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: All right, what burns your ass? Gee? If you don't
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: mind my burns my ass. When they're working on the roads, Oh,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: here we go again.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, this is not a negative.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: It is a negative. When they're working on the roads
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: and after they rip the roads up in everything, they
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: spend a whole day redoing a walkway and leaving the
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: roads like shit. Taylor, before you say anything, because you
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: always like to go logical, Taylor's coming after you. Before
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: you say anything, Taylor, I get it. They're trying to
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: make the walkway safer for people to walk on. So
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: they do that first bullshit okay, because they just destroy
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: the tailor hasn't even a stand. They destroy the roads
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: and the sidewalk, and they fix the sidewalk, and they
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: leave the road for all summer until the fall, when
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: they just throw a quick something on before winter so
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: that it gets all dug up again. So what burns
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: my ass is if you're gonna fucking go down there
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: and shape the sidewalks and do everything, guess what, get
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: one of those trucks in there and at the same
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: time turn around and fix the fucking road.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: But they right in front of you. They they you
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: may not understand.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: I've seen them standing in the potholes fixing the stupid curb.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: I'm like, are you kidding your standing in a hole
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: fixing the curb.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: But you may not understand.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: I don't have to understand.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: My car doesn't like it that sometimes they might have
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: to do the sidewalk first from an engineering stamp.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: So you did the sidewalk, Now the next day, go
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: up there and fucking do the road. But no, we
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: have nice, pretty sidewalks with shitty ass roads. We got
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: to comment from Taylor up save tailor is gonna yell
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: at me.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, in theory, if they're fixing the road, why
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: should the sidewalk even need to be fixed in the
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: first place.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: There you go, there you go. I agree, Yes, I
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: agree that should be a walkway, I get it, But
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: there's one on both sides, all right, Enough for nothing?
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Fix the damn roads along with that, okay, instead of
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: they spent so much time shaping and yeah town when
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: it came up, they were still working on its.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Is that better? All right? So anyway, they're paved, they're
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: paving all the sidewalks. They're doing a beautiful job. And
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: then they step in the hole, step out, and go
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: to their truck and leave. Ticks you right off. It
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: does take me off because I'm happy for the pedestrians
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: they have a safe place to walk. Yeah, but what
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: about our vehicles that are getting destroyed? They fix the
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: holes on on Hill Street and guess what they're coming back?
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Gee, come down?
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: No, because it's that cold patching is such a such bullshit.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: It's bullshit.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: You know what burns my ass. What when people say
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: minus well, have you heard that land?
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: What are they say? Well, minus well, minus well, yeah
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: in set instead of might as well. You know that's
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: that's just lazy slang.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Might as well is what you is what you're supposed
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: to say, might as well, not minus minus well. I
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: heard my kid say this the other day.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: It's like when they say, so don't, I don't don't
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: do that to me? Fuck, so don't I? What does
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Vermont had their own hillbilly?
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Don't say that? You know?
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: If you talk like that, people when you go into
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: a normal place, like anything other than Vermont, they look
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: at you like, so don't I What fuck does that mean?
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: It's wrong on multiple levels, And I'm.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: Gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. People are gonna
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: yell it's redneck. Don't say it is so don't I?
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: It's so do yeah? So do I? So don't die.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: I love pizza, So don't die. No, I said I
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: do love pizza, So don't die. What kind of a
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: stupid saying is that?
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Taylor?
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: You don't say that, do you?
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Please?
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: Taylor? Please tell me you don't say that.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Taylor.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: I never met you, Taylor, but I have a lot
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: of respect for the comments you make.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Now you're insinuating that Taylor says that.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Taylor does say that. No, Taylor doesn't say. I don't
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: think Taylor is into that kind of toy.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: It's not minus well, it's might as well.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, mine as well.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: There's a few others. Yeah, it's not cease and assist.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: It's not oh yet, gee, it's cease and desist.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: You know it's funny. Is my son.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: My son always thought that the phrase was hold on ah,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: oh gosh, I just had it.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Oh well, well if you think of it.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: I will. But it's just the way people say things.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: It's it's like, why.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: You know what's getting me? And I know, oh, go ahead.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: He says doggy dog world, it's dog eat dog And
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: he says doggy, doggy dog. Yeah, no, it's dog eat right. No,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: he doesn't say that. He says, it's a doggy dog world.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: It's not a doggy, it's not a doggie. It's a
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: dog eats.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: You need to have you corrected him now, you need
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: now because he could kick my ass. You know. The
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: other thing. The other thing that gets me is it's
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: it's we're gonna have a bonfire, yeah, b o n Yeah,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: bonfire f I r E bonfire? What's a bonfire? A bonfire?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: People say bomb fire? No you coming over with Geno
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: to have a bomb fire.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: They're like, nope, coming over to see a bonfire?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Bomb it's not bomb.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: And yet what is that?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Because it's it's gut language. Bomb it's gutter language. That's
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: what I was taught when I was a kid, that
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: that was gutter language. When they go and say things
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: and they rewrite things a certain way to make it
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: easier to say. Is it easy to say dog eat
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: dog world? No, but that's what it is, not dog e. Yeah,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: it's just people they get lazy.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Well, Geno's saying, hey, guys have a Boston accent, and
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: some people don't understand what I say.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, Geno, No, that's not true. If people don't understand you,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: it's because they don't understand the accent. I listened to
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: your talk last week, Gino, and you look perfectly clear
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: You know, have you heard play it by year?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Instead of play it by ear, Yeah, play it by year. Yeah,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: play it by year.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: It'll come around. We'll play it by ear.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: We'll figure it out.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: What are we playing by ear? Are we playing music?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: It's not played by year?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: I know, but I thought maybe played by year. They're
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: they're playing only music from the seventies.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: What a sicko fran scene is here saying it might
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: be a bomb fire? I mean, franccene, come on, inappropriate scene.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: Look a lot of respect for you. You you hooked
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: us up a lot of times, and I'm very pleased.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: But you drop the deuce on that one.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: You're risking people's lives. Franccenes. Yea is dangerous.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you took a deuce on that one, Franccene, throwing it.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: Let you forget throwing a bomb in a fire?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: All right? You ready, I'm ready? Are you sitting down? No?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: The question of the day is what if.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: People could see what I see sitting here? You all
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: see my face, and you see me looking outside a
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: lot while I'm looking outside for a reason. There's some
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: weird ass people out there, of course. Oh that's right,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: it's Barry, my bad.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: There's always gonna be weird people.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: There's in a single time I've driven down Barry and
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: not seen something that I'm like, why why?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Stacy just said, why is it an axe ax instead
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: of ask yeah, YESK.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: That's true. You're gonna ask them, or you want me
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: to ask them?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: No, but I'll ask him. Brad says a friend used
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: to say no, but fucking no, but why but fucking.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: Fucking I no, fucking fucking ah, fucking proceed with.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: His sentence, except he'd say it like no, but fucking wow.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: I used to have a friend who used to say,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: you ready for this?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess the fuck maybe?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: I guess the fuck Maybe.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Would say, Hey, we're going out. We're going out for
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: a creamy you want to come?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: I guess the fuck baby? Does that mean yes or no?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: That's a suggestion of I'll think about it. I'll think
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like Chuck should have said that last week instead
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: of saying he was coming and then nut show up.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know what planet Chuck's on. All Right? You ready? Yeah?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: I asked you. I asked everybody. What's the strangest thing
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: you've ever received in the mail?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah? You said? You and a Jed have received a uh.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Fold the bowl collapse able old doggie dish dish. Okay,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: We're like, okay, did you order it?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: It came to us and I ended up using it
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: when I took him for walks. Believe it or not, okay,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: because figure gets overheated.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm going to show you what just came in
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: the mail. And this is not a joke. Okay, this
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: is for real, not making this off now.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: And I can attest to that people, because I saw
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: the label it was. It was towards shallow.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: It was mailed to my wife.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: Yep. Even tried to call to find out where it
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: came from.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: We called the post office. It came from a private
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: residence in uh Philadelphia.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Wow, are you ready?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: I'm ready.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: This is a just because thing that got sent to her,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: right just because.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm a right.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: A glove.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: I'm putting this ONNG whyte is it cursed? If it's cursed,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: I want it. This was pretty different. If it's cursed,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: I want it. Oh you're gonna get this. It's going
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: to your house. Do I need gloves I'm putting on too? Wow,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: I'm scared.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: If it's cursed.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: I love anything dark.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: I love really I like goth, really very into goth,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: into gargoyles, into witches, and I love all that stuff.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Do I believe in all that stuff. Not necessarily, but
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: god do I love when when it gets down deep.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: I see you putting those gloves on. Here we go,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Here we go, everybody with gloves, fully gloved, fully gloved.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Oh dear god, I'm scared.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: Look at him getting ready, people.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Look at how excited he is. He's like good boy
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: on Christmas morning. Look look at what I got Here.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: We go, go for it. This is real, all right?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: What the f one shoe?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Two?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Are they yours?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: They're Birkenstocks?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: Are they yours?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: Of course they're not mine? Are they cholne? I've never
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: warned fucking birkenstocks?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Why too expensive?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: Oh my god? Yes, people, that's are they used?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: You tell me, asshole?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't see it from there.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Oh that's used.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: That's used.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Ill.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: Oh no, wonder why you're wearing and somebody sent that
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: to you? No clue why that's just discussing on too
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: many levels?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Got dirty there, it's.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Ripped in dirty. I wonder why that got sent to you.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: H Do you want to hold one? No? Here, watch
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: the other one here. Somebody's got a little their balances
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: off place here?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Is it their balance or did a dog eat it.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Why why would somebody? Oh my god, why would somebody
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: send that to you? Was that say they were what.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: They were supposed to go to? Montpullier?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, Jesus Country. That's just nasty. That's just nasty. Did
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: you contact the people from the home?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: I wonder if this guy had any athletes's foot I wonder.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: Who did you contact the residence where it came from?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: We tried to.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Why don't you just look up the number of the
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: residents and call them and say, why did you send
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: me your slippers? Yeah, I'm all sad.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Do you want to smell them?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Nope?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: No, I'm all good. I'll give you ten bucks if
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: you smell these new.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: I love money, but ten bucks isn't going to get
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: me to touch that stuff.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: There's no note in here.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: That is bizarre, nothing bizarre.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Just a very old, used pair.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Of expensive slippers birkenstocks. Wow, holy shite, What do you
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: do with that? You bring it on the air and
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: out podcast, and then you burn it.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know what we're gonna do. I'll tell you what.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: I'm I want to find out who the people are
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: that sent it. You should send me the address so
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: I can do the reverse look up on them, because
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: I can do lookups on anybody. We're going to do that, yeah,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: because then I'll get the number and I'll call and
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: I'll say, did you send shoes? And they'll be like, yeah,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: Billy never got them cause you send it to the
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: word place.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Mar Wait, wait a second, So Sherlyn's saying that there's
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: something called brushing that's going on where people I don't know,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: brushing scams or brushing schemes or brushing something to do
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: what where you mail some ship to people and you
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: you get a review from them. But I'm not going
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: to be putting I'm not putting these birkenstocks.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: That review would be a one. But it came in
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: a box. Gino. They pulled a name out of a hat.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: You won, Yes, congrats. It might be somebody that you
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: know who knows somebody that moved down there and I
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: don't know. That's uh, yeah, that's a thing.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Taylor says. One way to guarantee weird things in the
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: mail is to get one of those mystery boxes with
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: returned items. Yes, my family did one of these for
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Christmas and took turns picking out random things instead of
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: getting each other gifts and it was hilarious.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: Oh I bet what kind of gifts did they have?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: What kind of things did I always wondered what was
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: in those boxes?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know, buddy, but I don't know. If I
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: can just take these Birkenstocks and throw them away.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, I wouldn't throw them away.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: I'd burn them.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: I'd make sure they never touch anybody's hands again.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: I think what I want to do is get him
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: out of the box. Yeah, I think I want to
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: start passing them around to friends, and then it'll come
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: to you and you'll have a laugh, and then you'll
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: bring him over to Chuck's house. I'm all set, and
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: then he'll have a laugh, and then we'll bring him
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: over to Geno's. All set. You don't want to do that?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: Nope, nope.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: What if you wake up some morning and you go
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: to let out Figgi and there's the Birkenstocks.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: I'd burn them right there. So if you're sending them
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: out to get a laugh, don't send them to me,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: because I will burn that sucker in the fire pit
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: so fast, because that's weird. You sure they're not yours?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Hell to the no?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: Is that another thing all to the No.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: First of all, does this look like the type of
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: man that would wear birkenstocks? Know? I know?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: So, don't die. Yeah, it's a doggy dog world out there,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: my friends.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: You gotta be careful. Don't do it. Do it killing me, buddy.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: We'll see it tonight at the Mountaineers game. Find me
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: be the first to do so. You get a ticket
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: for one game. Oh, you'll get a pair of tickets
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: for any game.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: That one one game, any one game. People, These tickets
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: are not for every game. I'm gonna choke you out
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: right now, bring it.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: Baby, just wow, bye bye, bye.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: Bye bye, sorry, not sorry, bye bye, good night, but
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: pay
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: Shut it off.