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Mikayla was the IT GIRL at the HOLIDAY PARTY · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Me, Kayla, good morning, Good morning you guys morning.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for holding what's going on?
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  Speaker 3: All right? So this is a PSA for anyone who
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  Speaker 3: is hesitant about going to their holiday work party because
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  Speaker 3: they think it's going to be boring. I would go
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  Speaker 3: and get your boss absolutely hammered. So my boss generally
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  Speaker 3: like doesn't even really like look in my direction. She
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  Speaker 3: might give me like a polite smile and like nod
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  Speaker 3: and then just like keep walking. But I don't know
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  Speaker 3: what happened, but at the holiday party, she just decided
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  Speaker 3: that I was hurt.
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  Speaker 1: Girls and we were drinking martini, a lot of them,
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  Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden she pulled me into
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  Speaker 1: like the corner of the room and is just absolutely
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  Speaker 1: spilling every single piece of tea that was going on
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  Speaker 1: in the office.
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  Speaker 3: She was telling me who was in bezeling money having
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  Speaker 3: affairs in the office. Yeah, like big stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Does she work in Michigan State? Sports jokes? Sports joke?
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  Speaker 2: You guys, Hey, you could leave the light again. Let
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  Speaker 2: me give you a walk off. He's like, oh, man,
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  Speaker 2: does she work in Michigan State?
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  Speaker 4: Oh see, I think it's the University of Michigan.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you either way you do that, I.
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  Speaker 3: Guess that it's for me to decide. I mean she
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  Speaker 3: was literally telling me who had criminal backgrounds, like who
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  Speaker 3: was that at their job? Like, I mean, it was unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm using this to my advantage because I think
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  Speaker 3: she may have like woken up with anxiety or something
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  Speaker 3: and thinks that I'm going to tell people what she
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  Speaker 3: said that race. I probably should, but like at the moment,
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  Speaker 3: she just like she like will be like, hey, girl,
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  Speaker 3: I brought you lunch. Hate girl, Like you want to
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  Speaker 3: go to happy hours working?
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  Speaker 4: Your silence to be bought for?
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  Speaker 3: Raid?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, your silence can be bought. Absolutely, there's no shame
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  Speaker 4: in that.
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  Speaker 3: No, I can be bought. Yeah, I'm not above it,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm taking full advantage of it. And you know what,
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  Speaker 3: that was the best holiday party I've ever been to
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  Speaker 3: And I have zero regrets. She may, but I don't.
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  Speaker 4: Do you Guys remember that line from Succession, Like when
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  Speaker 4: one of the guys is saying to the boss, He's like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: are we good? And the boss says, if we're good,
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  Speaker 4: we're good. Just leave it at that. That's what your
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  Speaker 4: your attitude should be. Well, the problem is we're good.
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  Speaker 2: If the boss spilled all this information and now she's like,
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  Speaker 2: oh gosh, what have I done, she might now be
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  Speaker 2: going I need to get rid of her. Depends on
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  Speaker 2: the line of work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So be nice
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  Speaker 2: to her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, not me, a blackmail queen.
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  Speaker 1: I love it all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, We'll have a great day, MICHAELA. Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks