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The Mantis · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 4: producer Jack Bradshaw.
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  Speaker 1: Good afternoon comedy alien Ross.
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  Speaker 5: Paget Shoes say a lot about you and.
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  Speaker 4: The wonderful Bob Friar, former your TV guy here in
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  Speaker 4: town and now a world traveler.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you, Bob.
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  Speaker 6: Yay love being here, especially when Jim's off playing golf.
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  Speaker 5: I'm the real handicap now.
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  Speaker 1: For this show, No, not always. How are you doing.
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  Speaker 6: I'm grand granding, glorious. Yeah, as you said, doing a
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  Speaker 6: lot of traveling for my company sc NTV, A on camera,
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  Speaker 6: still doing videos for associations and.
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  Speaker 5: Conventions and things like that.
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  Speaker 6: Like last night got in from d C, and then
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  Speaker 6: Sunday I go to Tampa and then after that Baltimore.
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  Speaker 5: So wow, it's a busy time of year.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say, how is the no the
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  Speaker 4: TSA situation?
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  Speaker 6: Is that actually not bad? I haven't yet to run
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  Speaker 6: into a problem with it.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I know, yeah, absolutely traveling that.
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  Speaker 6: I've got clear, so I had been able to get
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  Speaker 6: through pretty quickly. I haven't had an issue with that.
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  Speaker 6: But I haven't even seen really bad lines.
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  Speaker 1: You are a world traveler.
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  Speaker 5: I'm kind of a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: Is I love that?
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  Speaker 7: Well?
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  Speaker 4: Jack said that you actually do have a funny traveling story.
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  Speaker 1: We thought we would start.
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  Speaker 6: With it's not a traveling story, it's more of a
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  Speaker 6: self deprecating story, which I love.
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  Speaker 5: Those are always good. As you said, self defecating, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's than that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, especially in the shared studio.
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  Speaker 5: Think I don't have any of those. But no, you know,
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  Speaker 5: as you said, I was.
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  Speaker 6: On TV here in Orlando for about twenty years, and
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  Speaker 6: we thought you're on TV once in the next day,
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  Speaker 6: everybody knows who you are. It doesn't work that way.
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  Speaker 6: It takes years before people know who you are. And
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  Speaker 6: after twenty years, you know, I got used to people
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  Speaker 6: knowing when the head's turning a little bit and pointing
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  Speaker 6: or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Right, you hear the whispers at the grocery store.
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  Speaker 6: Not always shocked when people knew who I was, but
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  Speaker 6: still you get used to the you know, the little
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  Speaker 6: head turn Anyway, So this Christmas, I'm with my daughter
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  Speaker 6: at the Malla Millennium. We're walking around and for the
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  Speaker 6: first time, you know, it's been five years since I've
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  Speaker 6: been on TV, I noticed that no one was turning
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  Speaker 6: their heads.
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't getting recognized anymore. And I knew my daughter
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  Speaker 5: would laugh at this, and I said, I walked up
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  Speaker 5: to her and go.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I kind of missed being famous, and she
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  Speaker 6: laughed and I laughed. And then that night was Christmas Eve.
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  Speaker 6: We're at the house.
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  Speaker 5: We're all playing taboo, and her word was famous.
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  Speaker 8: Oh wow, And she goes, oh oh what Dad says
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  Speaker 8: he misses being and they all start shouting out young,
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  Speaker 8: good looking, thin.
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  Speaker 9: Thin like dang it, oh doubt you from every sense
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  Speaker 9: in the night, taking all over the place.
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  Speaker 5: Smart, awesome on top of things, never late.
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  Speaker 1: And that was before Christmas.
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  Speaker 5: It was that one was Christmas Eve.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they still get their gifts. The next day.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, Santa pulled the sleigh up on the curve.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna need that book exactly.
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  Speaker 8: Oh man, just well that's just a fast way of
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  Speaker 8: finding out what everyone thinks about you when you get
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  Speaker 8: that prompt.
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  Speaker 6: Well, you know, I had another one where they were like, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I gotta get in my prescription, right dude.
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  Speaker 5: Oh is it for your skin? Is it your eyesight?
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  Speaker 1: Is it your hair?
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  Speaker 4: Kids bringing you back down to earth since the day
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  Speaker 4: they were born, right yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, And they actually squashed my spine to talk about
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  Speaker 6: bringing me back down to earth, having them on my
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  Speaker 6: shoulder and carrying them for a parade. Oh, I think
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  Speaker 6: they compressed my spine. I used to be six feet
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  Speaker 6: and I'm like five to eleven.
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  Speaker 4: We all find the excuses for the changes, right Jack.
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  Speaker 4: Jack has mentioned before, Well you're not really shrinking, right,
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  Speaker 4: It's just they're not measuring the same.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I think the scales have gotten bigger.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's just kind of like scales have metrics.
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  Speaker 4: I'm convinced it is just like I'm convinced that whenever
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  Speaker 4: the genes don't fit, it's the dryer's fault.
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  Speaker 9: I have to have this argument tomorrow morning at nine
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  Speaker 9: a m. Because I have my annual physical, so they're
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  Speaker 9: going to check my height and I'm going to be like, what.
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  Speaker 1: Check again exactly, remeasure that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but now do it with a different exchange rate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, put it in the metrics system at least.
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  Speaker 9: Now they used to weigh when you would donate blood.
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  Speaker 9: Now I they just like, I just fill it in
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  Speaker 9: and I walk right past the scale. So I just
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  Speaker 9: tell them what I think I am.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, you don't even have to do that embarrassment. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I have them we.
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  Speaker 5: Me after I donate blood.
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  Speaker 1: So that's a little less.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's seriously, if you think about that should be
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  Speaker 9: like two pounds at least a pound at least pint
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  Speaker 9: is an eighth of a gallon. Gallons eight pounds, so yeah,
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  Speaker 9: that's about a pounds.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, mister wizard, seriously, that would have taken me a weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, get to get through that.
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  Speaker 8: Russell Crowe a beautiful mind over here, exactly exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Now he's breaking out the calculators just to check.
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  Speaker 11: You know.
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  Speaker 4: It's better though, then it's better to do that rather
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  Speaker 4: than asking if you can strip down naked in the
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  Speaker 4: waiting room, because because close ads.
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  Speaker 1: It's not fair to weigh with your clothes. It's not
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  Speaker 1: and your jewelry and your shoes. I mean, that's gotta
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  Speaker 1: be what five pounds? Will come on work with me.
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  Speaker 5: That's a big cardigan sweater you got going on there?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly exactly change in the pocket. We'll use any of
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  Speaker 1: the tips and tricks we can get. What was that ros?
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  Speaker 5: I know, I just take it to another level. I'm
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  Speaker 5: not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 8: I'll spit as many times as I possibly can.
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  Speaker 5: Right before I.
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  Speaker 1: Weigh, I'll run a whole bunch when you blow.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll wash, I'll wash your River runs through it,
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  Speaker 8: so I cry and get the tear weight out of me.
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  Speaker 5: That's an obscure movie reference. But river runs through it
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  Speaker 5: makes you cry. I rather don't talk about it. I
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  Speaker 5: mean Brian's song, I guess you know.
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  Speaker 9: The Natural Song was the first movie I remember actually
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  Speaker 9: crying as a kid.
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  Speaker 1: But river runs through it.
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  Speaker 9: I cry because I watch how long eagerly my wife
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  Speaker 9: looks at that screen.
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  Speaker 1: Oh dreamy Brad Pitton his long hair.
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  Speaker 4: I believe The Song of Brian is probably the movie
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  Speaker 4: that most men will say they cried at.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably the only movie most guys.
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  Speaker 5: I've got three that I cry it. I always crying.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, what's the worst's name, mister. Yeah, that one always
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  Speaker 6: makes me cry. Sea Biscuit, Thank you, Sea Biscuit always
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  Speaker 6: makes me cry. Brian's song will make me cry. And
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  Speaker 6: then there's an obscure movie called Something for Joey which
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  Speaker 6: was on TV and it's about the guy who won
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  Speaker 6: the Heisman Trophy but his little brother has leukemia and
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  Speaker 6: when he goes up to accept his Heisman Trophy, he
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  Speaker 6: gives a speech about how he really deserves the trophy
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  Speaker 6: and he gives his Heisband trophy to his little brother.
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  Speaker 3: Joey.
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  Speaker 6: I'm telling you, I can't get through it. I mean sobby,
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  Speaker 6: like really, Oh like the guy by guarding the Wizard
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  Speaker 6: and the Wizard.
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  Speaker 5: Of Oz who lets him through.
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  Speaker 12: Jack.
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  Speaker 1: You care to admit to any other movies that make
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  Speaker 1: you cry? Yeah, just like every other public commercial.
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  Speaker 5: Oh for Valentine's No, we didn't even say it. He
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  Speaker 5: just gets out of the car.
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  Speaker 4: Still, my favorite one of those is the guy who
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  Speaker 4: waits for years to hear his stepdaughter call him Dad,
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  Speaker 4: and she does after he sees on your wedding day
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  Speaker 4: and he says you look beautiful and she says, thanks, Dad,
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  Speaker 4: And you see that look of recognition and shock in
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  Speaker 4: his face. He's been waiting decades to hear that name,
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  Speaker 4: and oh, forget about it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I gotta throw a little flag on the fields here.
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  Speaker 8: The question was what movies Jack make you cry? You said,
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  Speaker 8: publish commercials, and it went right back to a computer
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  Speaker 8: screen like you didn't want to really talk about it,
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  Speaker 8: all right, and I'm gonna hold you fire here. Yeah
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  Speaker 8: you're looking at the movies. Yeah, looking at movies. That
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  Speaker 8: will just move the topic. What movie, okay has made
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  Speaker 8: you cross?
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  Speaker 9: I already I mentioned Brian Shaw was the first movie
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  Speaker 9: I believe the champh.
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  Speaker 1: The Champ when he dies kneeling over little Rocky Schroeder.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it. That's just the one too.
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  Speaker 1: I don't keep a list, Ross, I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: I mean it happens.
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  Speaker 5: I keep a list.
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  Speaker 3: I had three.
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  Speaker 5: I've teered up at.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are just ganging up on him, all.
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  Speaker 9: Set up at several episodes of The Pit Okay, nobody,
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  Speaker 9: they tell a really good story.
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  Speaker 8: He doesn't keep a list. How many times have you
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  Speaker 8: cried watching something? Because it's saying that you don't have
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  Speaker 8: a list makes it seem like I don't know. Fifteen
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  Speaker 8: sixteen here's a random one.
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  Speaker 6: The Christmas episode of Happy Days where Phonsie says he's
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  Speaker 6: gonna go to walker Shop, but Richie realizes he's gonna
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  Speaker 6: spend Christmas alone, and they invite him over to the
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  Speaker 6: house to fix their broken Sanda or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: I watched that every single year.
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  Speaker 6: And at the very end they're gathered around the table
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  Speaker 6: they have five he say grace, and all Fonsi does
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  Speaker 6: is he looks up and he says, hey, God, thanks.
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  Speaker 5: I cry every single time Simon Birch.
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  Speaker 1: Simon Birch does it for you.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, man, it was like a like a small handicapped,
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  Speaker 8: little dwarf kid in a movie.
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  Speaker 1: That description is gonna make us. I'm my faking facts.
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  Speaker 13: It's the movie.
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  Speaker 8: Dude, all right, don't comb at me, and hes danked
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  Speaker 8: on my heartstrings.
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  Speaker 5: There's like he's like a little small, a little small homie.
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  Speaker 9: You sound angry about it, well, yeah, because why would
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  Speaker 9: they make that movie?
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  Speaker 5: Was cheered and then Jim carries in it. It felt
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  Speaker 5: like a fever dream.
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  Speaker 8: And then he takes the life by hitting a baseball,
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  Speaker 8: and then the baseball hits some random kid's temple.
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  Speaker 5: Ruined me. Man, I may have to check out this movie.
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  Speaker 1: I know, same year. I haven't seen it, but all right,
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  Speaker 1: what else is on your list?
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  Speaker 5: Ross oh Man? And Coco?
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  Speaker 13: God?
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  Speaker 14: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I was walking my dog the other day and I
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  Speaker 6: started thinking, which Pixar is the saddest thing in the world.
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  Speaker 6: Is at the beginning of up the beginning of up
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  Speaker 6: right and then or or Toy Story two where she's
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  Speaker 6: singing about when somebody loved me.
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  Speaker 1: And it's the toy and the underneath the bed.
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  Speaker 6: He's under the bed, and then she pulls herround finally says, oh,
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  Speaker 6: she wants to play with me.
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  Speaker 5: No, she winds have been a box the side of
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  Speaker 5: the road for donated toys.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, in contos pretty yeah, there's some there's some tear
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  Speaker 4: drinking scenes in there as well.
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  Speaker 8: The end of Coco, right, and listen, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 8: spoil it, but it's worth getting to the end of Coco.
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  Speaker 5: If you haven't been to the end of Coco, let's
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  Speaker 5: just say this. You go, oh my god, it's the
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  Speaker 5: name of the movie, like if you don't have tears
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  Speaker 5: going but and then then and then the name of
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  Speaker 5: the movie is Coco.
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  Speaker 13: I know, please please?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: All yeah, there's plenty of other things that have Uh,
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  Speaker 8: there's sometimes when it's like kind of like game time decision,
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  Speaker 8: when I'll cry watching something. Really yeah, like there's no
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  Speaker 8: way I would be crying at this if I was sober.
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  Speaker 5: I just had like that's a fair point, you know.
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  Speaker 4: I thought he was going to say if his wife
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  Speaker 4: was sitting next to him or something, but no, it
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  Speaker 4: was just sobriety, Like like I.
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  Speaker 8: Cried at Scott Pilgrim. That's not a movie you cry at,
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  Speaker 8: not typically, No, no, no, But I was out there.
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  Speaker 8: I was out there in that theater.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I understand what you're saying.
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  Speaker 9: Don't see Home Alone on Acid really just stuck because
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  Speaker 9: when he goes to the neighbor and you see this
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  Speaker 9: the neighbors so sad.
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  Speaker 1: Oh buddy, Just.
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  Speaker 6: The fact that you actually feel like you have to
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  Speaker 6: warn him on acid exactly, don't watch this movie.
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  Speaker 1: This would be a bad one. That scene gets you.
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  Speaker 8: I would not want to watch Home Alone on Acid
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  Speaker 8: because you've got people like chasing after you, and then
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  Speaker 8: I kind of look like McCaulay culkin like all stages
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  Speaker 8: of his life, and then they're just like two thieves
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  Speaker 8: coming at me. I would not do well trip. Been
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  Speaker 8: watching Home Alone. The name of the movie is literally
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  Speaker 8: called home Alone. Yeah exactly, I am home alone.
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  Speaker 4: Well as you as you can hear. We're going to
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  Speaker 4: what we're gonna do now is take a quick break
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  Speaker 13: Sh good day, Culbert Show. It's concrete, Mike. Guys are
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  Speaker 13: talking about watching movies and tripping.
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  Speaker 15: Man.
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  Speaker 13: I went to the movie theaters and watched.
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  Speaker 16: The Twister movie in the front row on three hits
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  Speaker 16: of blotter acid, and I walked outside after that, and
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  Speaker 16: I've never looked at another cloud the same way that
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  Speaker 16: changed me for life.
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  Speaker 13: Also watched the Saw three D movie.
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  Speaker 3: That was not a good idea.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, everybody, I'm swilling so a movie that got me
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  Speaker 7: real bad, I mean crying big old crocodile tears to
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  Speaker 7: the point where I regret watching the movie.
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  Speaker 13: Marley and Me seen in a movie that made me cry.
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  Speaker 17: Superman three, when bad Superman is sitting at the bar
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  Speaker 17: and he's blasting peanuts and all these expensive bottles of
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  Speaker 17: top shelf liquor.
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  Speaker 5: Nice scotches. Take a look.
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  Speaker 1: Freeze framing can see all the really nice scotches he's ruining.
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  Speaker 5: I cried, Coleventry, you know him.
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  Speaker 18: word as long as it's new. Have a good hill, y'all.
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  Speaker 4: I've said it before, guys, I'll say it again. We
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  Speaker 1: Superlatives there are there are, but we'll stay with wonderful
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. Jim, we'll be
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  Speaker 4: Pryor Bob You ready for some news?
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, I was so dough.
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  Speaker 6: I watched Superman three just the other night and I
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  Speaker 6: cried just to Superman three so bad.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we're rich your prior, right, it is.
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  Speaker 5: It's just it's literally I literally did watch it last
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  Speaker 5: night and it's so bad. Thanks time for JCS news. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: News on the GYM and JCS. News is brought to
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: you by that mortgage guy Don. A brother and sister
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: are being charged in connection with an alleged plot to
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: attack McDill Air Force Base over in Tampa. The FBI
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: says Alan Zang is facing multiple charges after allegedly planting
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: a device at base in Tampa that is the headquarters
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: for Sentcom, which is overseeing military operations in Iran. His sister,
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Anne Mary Zang, is being charged with accessory after the
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: fact and tampering with evidence. She allegedly damaged a car
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: to keep it from being able to be used in
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: lethal proceedings. The incident happened March sixteenth, when a suspicious
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: package was found outside the base's visitor center. Meanwhile, a
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: thirty five year old Palm Harbor man with quote extensive
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Baker Act history end quote, has been charged with threatening
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: McDill Air Force Base during a phone call that prompted
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: a shelter in place order on March eighteenth. Now, the
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: gentleman called saying, quote, how did you like the surprise
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: at the McDill visitor center, before adding tick tick boom,
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: it's going to be between your eyes and quote, Yeah.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: That's going to get you in trouble.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's going to get you in some serious trouble.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: The FBI says he then made a second call saying, quote,
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: did you enjoy your pipe bombs at the front gate
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: of McDill end quote. Elder was later arrested at the
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Saint Pete assisted living home where he resides. A suspicious
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: package was found at the base two days before the calls,
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: but at this point there's no evidence that Elder was
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: involved with the brother and sister.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: This was just a separate incident.
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: Wow, I know, Yeah, I was in Atlanta three weeks
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: ago and I was walking through Is that your alibi?
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: I looked around and I was in Centennial Park and
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: I went.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah the scene of the Olympic bombing back
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: in what nineteen ninety six yet sixty six?
• 17:47
  Speaker 19: Yeah?
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 17:47
  Speaker 8: This guy sounds like a Batman villaindeede send his ass
• 17:50
  Speaker 8: to Arkham.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: The hell's he talking like that?
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: For?
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Why did two Republican legislative seats turn blue this week?
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: That's the question the floor GOP is likely asking when
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: they should be pointing their fingers at those in Tallahassee.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: That's what Paul Renner says.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: The former state House speaker and current Republican candidate for
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: governor says nothing is being done to help Floridian's pocketbooks.
• 18:15
  Speaker 20: After almost two years of talking about property taxes. There's
• 18:18
  Speaker 20: not a single thing today on the ballot to save
• 18:21
  Speaker 20: the people listening a single dollar also on their property taxes,
• 18:25
  Speaker 20: and that is a total failure of leadership.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: The Democrats flipped a House seat in the district that
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: houses mar A Lago and a Senate seat that used
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: to be held by Republican Lieutenant Governor Jay Collins, and
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Renner says those losses may just be the start of
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: a quote rough end quote election cycle for Republicans across
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: the States.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: This is the kind of stuff that makes my flags
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: super frosted.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: In the meantime, President Trump is explaining why he voted
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: via mail in ballot for that upcoming Florida special election.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: During a cabinet meeting today, Trump said he voted by
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: mail because quote He's the president end quote, and he
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: felt it was better to be in Washington, DC.
• 19:01
  Speaker 21: Because of the fact that I'm President of the United States.
• 19:03
  Speaker 21: I did a mail in ballot for elections that took
• 19:06
  Speaker 21: place in Florida because I felt I should be here
• 19:10
  Speaker 21: instead of being in the beautiful sunshine.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Trump has been against mail in voting overall, or as
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: he is called it, quote mail in cheating end quote.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: When pressed about recently being in Palm Beach, Trump said again,
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: quote he couldn't be there, end quote. Trump when went
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: on to note several reasons why mail in voting is
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: valid all right. An illegal immigrant truck driver accused of
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: causing a crash that killed three people in South Florida's
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: due in court today. Harjinger Singh is facing vehicular homicide
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: and immigration violations and connection to that accident last summer.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: He's accused of making an illegal U turn on Florida's
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Turnpike right and an eighteen wheeler stretched across all three
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: lanes of traffic cars had nowhere to go. That happened
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: near Fort p Fort Pierce. He ended up colliding with
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: a mini van. Singh has pleaded not guilty to all
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: the charges. Today, the judge will review the case's status.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: A separate motion hearing is scar next week.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure there is footage of this. There is,
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: and it is gnarly.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: It is because again they didn't know he was going
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: to be making this turn. So they're going full speed
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: down the turnpike and all of a sudden, this eighteen
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: wheeler just stretches across all the lanes of traffic.
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: Like for me, it takes a lot for any car
• 20:18
  Speaker 8: accident to be a crime, right, And this kind of
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: fits the bill without a doll like it is so negligent.
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: You have a responsibility when you are behind that wheel.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Any wheel, but especially when you have eighteen of them.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Well, the Justice Department issuing the parent
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: company of SeaWorld over its wheeled walker ban. United Parks
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: and Resorts, Incorporated is accused of violating the Americans with
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Disabilities Act. The lawsuit claims that the ban prevents guests
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: with disabilities from accessing large portions of the parks. Federal
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: officials want United Parks to modify its policy, provide staff
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: training on disability rights, and offer compensation.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: Where I'm trying to think about the Sea World a
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: number of times, I'm trying to think of where you
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: can't get in well.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: And the thing that SeaWorld has talked about is these
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: these wield walkers. You know, people will use them sometimes
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: to sit down and they're worried about the safety of
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: the guests and say, hey, you can use the wheelchairs
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: that you can rent here at the park. We just
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: don't want you using these wield walkers because they're not
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: as safe.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: SeaWorld Orlando ELSO has an update on a manatee rescued
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: from a storm drain of Bovar County. Yeah, we're covering
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: the serious story story. Peter Official said yesterday. The manatee
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: named Melby is gaining weight, showing signs of recovery. If
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: you don't remember, Melby was found in Melbourne Beach last month.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Like Melby or Melb Melb like from Spice Girls.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: No, that's what that's what it means.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: She's hot.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: I wasn't expecting Melby Melby from the Spice Girls. Reference
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: from whatever show no one.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Ever expects, but Melby from the Spice Girls.
• 21:54
  Speaker 9: Because she's a jodge on American's Got Talent, my favorite
• 21:56
  Speaker 9: summertime show.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Oh oh there you go.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh. She must love being compared to a manatee.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: That's a good point.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: That's a good point. The Melbourne Beach Rotary Club started
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: a go fundme page so you can contribute to its
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: recovery and eventual release, which could be about six weeks away.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: In the meantime, Melby has become very popular with visitors.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: SeaWorld zoological specialist Alyssa Tripp tells New six everyone wants
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: to see Melby the storm drain Manatee a.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: New six my old crew.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Trader Joe's is expanding in Orlando.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: The company announced it plans to open a grocery store
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: on North Alafaea Trail. No word on when it's going
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: to open, but it will be the second Trader Joe's
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: in Orlando. There's already one in Doctor Phillips on sand
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Lake Road, and good luck and God blessed trying to
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: get to it because I'm still too scared of that
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: whole sand Lake thing that's going on.
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: Is there a Trader jos in Winna Park?
• 22:50
  Speaker 14: Yes?
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 22:53
  Speaker 9: This then they usually have an agreement to be put
• 22:56
  Speaker 9: in plazas where they have really small parking lots.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's right, that's right, all right.
• 23:03
  Speaker 13: Uh.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Florid Attorney General James Uthmeier making news all over the
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: country with this story. He is directing the NFL to
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: drop its rule requiring interviews of minority candidates for coaching
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: and managerial positions.
• 23:16
  Speaker 22: We're demanding the NFL suspend the Rooney Rule, and failure
• 23:20
  Speaker 22: to do so may result in enforcement actions against the
• 23:23
  Speaker 22: league for race based discrimination.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Now, Uthmeier says NFL fans here in Florida they don't
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: care about the race of their coaches. He's asking NFL
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Commissioner Roger Goodell to confirm by May first. After that,
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Uthmeyer says he will no longer enforce the rule on
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Florida's teams. I'm sure Roger's going to get right on
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: the phone.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, shut up, meer, shut up again.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Going back to the earlier story, can you guys do
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: something about property taxes around here?
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, we got so many we're focused on.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: We talked a lot about it yesterday, Bob, you would
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: not believe the heartbreaking text messages we received from listeners.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: So many had telling us they had to sell their
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: home because insurance had just become unintentedly untenable. Yeah, people
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: texting in the numbers at how much it had increased.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: It's it's really we should yeah, we should hear more
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: of these stories. Yeah, And sadly, I think we probably will.
• 24:15
  Speaker 8: Actually, I'm actually gonna kind of side with uth Meyer here.
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: I only care about football, So this is right up
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: my alley, Like I'm joking, there's I don't know that
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: that Joe completely bombed my bad.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: No, not really, No, I was just thinking I thought
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: he's all about soccer.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I was just that's the real football that
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: I thought he was all about that base.
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: Like when it comes to the cost of housing and
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: then yeah, no, but actually, let's just talk about diversity
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: and hiring football coach positions instead.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Exactly, God, where it's not there isn't even a problem.
• 24:48
  Speaker 8: You remember that toy that you would hold and then
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: you basically have to go to first base for it
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: for you to play with it, and then it slips
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: out of your hand. That's what all of this is.
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: Like every you're like, what about property taxes? Actually, football cut?
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: What about property taxes?
• 25:03
  Speaker 19: Well?
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: Actually, and it's like, but we're just everyone's saying the
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: same thing, and it's it's kind of frustrating.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: It's frustrating, it's exhausting to go ahead and come to
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: grips with like they ain't gonna touch it.
• 25:14
  Speaker 9: No, let's all just agree to talk about the Epstein
• 25:17
  Speaker 9: files exactly.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, the meme war something.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know if you've seen anything on social media.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: I tend to stay off these days. I don't have to,
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: so I don't want to.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't blame you, but apparently the meme war
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: going on between Iran's and the US because apparently, yeah,
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: they they're starting to drop the Epstein files over in
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Iran now.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: So yeah, real interesting story there.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: In the meantime, fans here in Central Florida are gearing
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: up for a new era of spring football as the
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Orlando Storm make their debut. The ten week UFL schedule
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: starts this week and runs through May thirty. First, the
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Storm is going to kick off their inaugural season on
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Sunday against the Columbus Aviators. The game will be held
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: at Enterancoast Stadium with an eight pm kickoff time.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Playoffs are in June.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: I love some spring football. I love arena football too.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Do you really actually do? I missed that the Predators
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: are not? Well?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Right now, you got arena football back.
• 26:11
  Speaker 9: We have the Orlando Pirates, oh really okay at the
• 26:14
  Speaker 9: Key Center, and we have the Orlando Storm playing at
• 26:17
  Speaker 9: Interncoast Stadium.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I wonder team starting.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: My treasure chest is full.
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: I wonder, I wonder if arena football also had the
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: Rooney rule. I wonder what he was myer things about
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: arena football. Oh God, I'm such a Floridian. I fell
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: for the trap. It worked all right.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: A South Florida couple is using March Madness to choose
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: their daughter's name.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that, Jack up, Bob Zaga. Yeah, can
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: you imagine.
• 26:44
  Speaker 13: Our daughter?
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: Final four?
• 26:46
  Speaker 23: Right?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Exactly? Sorry?
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Copyright High school sweethearts John and Maria Ruiz, who bonded
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: over basketball, are expecting their first baby soon. They set
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: up a bracket with sixty four team names as potential
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: baby names. The higher ranked teams correspond to their preferred names. Oh,
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: Duke and Sofia are top choices. They're documenting their journey
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: on Instagram.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: What maybe a daughter?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: It didn't say, just said a baby.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: Well, Duke and Sofia.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Duke sounds more like something you name your.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Dog, did do you think?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: Do you think Duke got Duke? Do you think the
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: name got the team?
• 27:22
  Speaker 13: Am I wording that right? Jack? I don't know.
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: So Like they had a knockout challenge and then they
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: seeded their own baby names to the actual seated basketball teams.
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna lie on the service. I thought this
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: was going to be dumb. This is unbelievably awesome and
• 27:37
  Speaker 8: super cute and adorable and like custom tailored to their relationships.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is, and it is right if they bonded
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: over basketball. I mean, what a clever way to come
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: up with a Baby's no.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Reason your son should suffer just because you named him Sofia,
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: you know, yeah, yeah, or Duke.
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: I'm assuming gender's gotta play a role baby, yeah, you know,
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: you know, like maybe the left side of the bracket
• 27:57
  Speaker 8: is male, the left the other side is female.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: All right, and then finally, all right, give me a
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: moment here.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Lebohang Moroke is suing a comedian for mistranslating the Circle
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: of Life chant from the Lion King. Who's seen the
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: social media video of the translation.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I have not seen that.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: I see him sing it. I've seen this comedian on
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: America's Got Talent.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Oh wow cool. Yeah.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Well, that's according to the Guardian, who says the Grammy
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: winning composer is filing against learn more Jonasy for quote
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: allegedly damaging his reputation end quote by lying about the
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: songs meaning on a podcast and his own stand up routine.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Jonasy joked that the Chance Chance lyrics translated to look,
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: there's a lion, Oh my god, when it really means
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: quote all hail the King, we all bow, and the
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: presence of the king end quote. The musician is seeking
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: more than twenty million dollars in damages over Jonasy's mistranslation,
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: adding that he presented it as quote fact and not
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: comedy end quote.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I always like the what's on the menu?
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: What was that? That was from cartoon?
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: I'll throw it down a little different perspective than I
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: think you guys may think, because I've always wondered where
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: is the line, especially as with this job, with this
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: microphone in front of me, and what's joking what's not?
• 29:29
  Speaker 8: So he does the joke on the podcast, and I
• 29:31
  Speaker 8: believe there's a moment when everyone else in the room goes, really,
• 29:36
  Speaker 8: that's what it means.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's he goes, that's exactly what it means.
• 29:41
  Speaker 8: Oh wow, kind of like he doubles down and then
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: later on like one of my I'm not taking anybody's
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: side here, but one of my personal pet peeves as
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: a comedian who watches other comedians is that they'll dip
• 29:55
  Speaker 8: out of accountability and just wrap it up with going
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: I was joking, And although that may be the case,
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: you can't blame people for getting it wrong and thinking
• 30:07
  Speaker 8: that you're not joking.
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: You remember Dennis Miller, Yeah, you could end all of
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: his rants with of course that's just my opinion. I
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: could be wrong, and then that's sort of the you know,
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: whitewash of the entire thing. Yeah, a little white out
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: on the on my entire rant.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: So like, I don't know what. I'm curious where this
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: is gonna go. I don't take you too. I don't
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: think they're going to get a single dollar out of
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: learn More. I don't think I hope they don't.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: I don't think they can because I don't think the
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: sky can prove that somehow it ruins anything about the
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: movie or the show.
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: Well, in that instance, when I watched that clip and
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: a big reason why that went viral, I'm not taking
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: anyone side it, even though it's gonna sound I'm just
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: playing Devil's advocate here is that it sounds like everyone
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: on that and we're watching it.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: I was the audience. I was laughing I laughed.
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: I was convinced, I was he's I was convinced that
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: maybe that is what the lyrics are. And now I'm
• 30:58
  Speaker 8: laughing at the lyrics.
• 31:00
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: I don't think it's worth twenty million dollars worth of damage.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I think it's twenty seven million. For yeah, it's a
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: lot of money.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: I was worth a steak dinner and that's about it.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: I was running a race, like a half marathon down
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: at Disney and I had Disney music going on, and
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: it happened to be a kutamatata and somebody bumped into
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: me and they said, I'm so.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: Sorry, and I went, no worries, I mean, that's not
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: I'm not making that up. That actually happened. I wasn't
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: trying to make a joke that actually happened. I was like, Wow,
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: that was really weird how that worked out. That was
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: I learn more.
• 31:34
  Speaker 9: Actually got served while doing while on stage showing stand up.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: That's on our YouTube feed right now.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: I was wondering why he was holding papers all of
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: a sudden, y Wow, so served while he's doing his
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: stand up routine.
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: Which if for me, I hope I don't get served,
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: but if I do get served, I do hope it's
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: on stage because wow, what content. Well the comedy God's
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  Speaker 8: giving you a miracle of like figure it out, funny
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  Speaker 8: man exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Well, either way, that concludes your j c S news
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  Speaker 1: Dely Lily.
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  Speaker 5: I forgot, am I supposed to do something.
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  Speaker 1: I was supposed to tell you to join in with
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• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I hope he doesn't do well.
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  Speaker 24: So talking about the Lion King song, I am from
• 32:31
  Speaker 24: East Africa, Tanzania and the song is in Swahili. You
• 32:34
  Speaker 24: have to understand that with Swahili, different regions have different
• 32:38
  Speaker 24: dialects and different.
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  Speaker 5: Meanings of words.
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  Speaker 1: So m hm, technicalities.
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  Speaker 13: Thanks by.
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  Speaker 25: Also Digby why also dig e boy, why do not
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  Speaker 25: say that in English?
• 32:53
  Speaker 14: Or you'll get thrown off the air?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: What what a Colbert crew?
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  Speaker 13: Ub?
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  Speaker 3: How are you?
• 33:00
  Speaker 26: And congratulations on the upcoming nuptials. Thank you, Chack buddy,
• 33:03
  Speaker 26: how are you hey? I contacted Jack the other day.
• 33:06
  Speaker 26: There is a GoFundMe page set up for Ashley and Conrad.
• 33:12
  Speaker 26: It's rebuild Ashley and Conrad's home. Their neighbors of mine
• 33:15
  Speaker 26: house burned down. It's a total loss. They have three children.
• 33:19
  Speaker 26: They need clothes, food, donations, money, anything anybody can do.
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  Speaker 13: Please help you. Guys are great.
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  Speaker 26: Love this audience.
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  Speaker 13: Peace out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we love this audience too.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for letting us know, and I'm sure lots
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: of folks are gonna help out with that. We'll get
• 33:32
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• 33:34
  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Jim Culbert Show on Real Radio
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: one oh four point one. As I said earlier, Jim
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: off golfing in Palaca with his son at his annual
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: golf tournament. Dab Jack and Ross are here to entertain you,
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: along with the wonderful Bob Fryar.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: I keep messing with Jim's camera here. He's gonna committed
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: to be very upset.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you're doing the Lord's work here. You look great.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Speaking of Bob, I wanted to share a test that
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: we got early. You're at seven seven zero three one.
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  Speaker 4: I hope I'm saying your name correctly, ma'am.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: But it's Friar, Bob, Bob Fryar.
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  Speaker 4: Say hello to Bob. My name is Mehra or Myra.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: We met at a convention in Las Vegas for home builders. Okay,
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: we had a moment when I recognized him, so he
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: is still famous.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: We were in Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 6: That's weird when that happens. I was in New York
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: the Music of the Day. Yeah, somebody came up. I
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: was like, Oh, that's weird.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: That's Jacks, that's our own Bradshaw. Oh so you were saying,
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: it's weird when you're uh.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: When you're like when I'm in when I was Back
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: of the Day, when I was in Orlando, it would happen,
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: but you don't expect it when Yeah, definitely not what
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: happened when I would get back to the gate flying back.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: I would get back to the gate at the airport
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: flying to Orlando, and then all the people there were.
• 34:50
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• 35:23
  Speaker 4: helps you out. So let's see you guys know Easter
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: is coming up right.
• 35:27
  Speaker 27: All right?
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so April fifth is actually Easter Sunday this year.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: A new study, because we don't have a lot of time,
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: reveals the favorite Easter candy in the US, And I'm
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: automatically going to have a problem with the candy they
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: say is number one in Florida.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: Peeps.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: No Peeps is actually uh that came in the most
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: popular nationwide.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, does anybody here like a peep? No?
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: No, ew no, I'm down like if they you know,
• 35:51
  Speaker 8: I like, if I'm in a corporate job setting, they're
• 35:54
  Speaker 8: on the table and someone's like, hey, man, I just
• 35:56
  Speaker 8: brought peeps for everybody, Like.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: We'll toss one my way. You'll have a peep. I'll
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: throw down a peep followed by a mom.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: And pop employment situation and has to be corporated.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: If it was mom and Papa'd be like, why would
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: you guys bring these.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: So in other words, he's saying he's an askis my
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: ex likes.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: Chocolate covered marshmallows, so we always have to go to that.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Well, followed by chocolate bunny are followed by traditional chocolate bunnies.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Then you have the jelly belly jelly beans being very
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: specifically there well.
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: And they should be because there are differences within jelly beans. Listen,
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: I got passionate about jelly beans about I don't know,
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: ten years ago.
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: I still got some opinions.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Right, So are you a starburst jelly bean?
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: Dye ding ding ding?
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: Starburs jelly beans grossly underrated? Yeah, people got to recognize
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: real and this reel recognizes real starburs jelly beans.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Well, jelly belly jelly beans are followed by Swedish fish.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: Oh what don't.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: They're not sweet enough. I'll have a gummy bear rather
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: than a Swedish fish. And there's too much gummy.
• 37:07
  Speaker 9: That was great in the seventies when that's all we had,
• 37:11
  Speaker 9: what Swedish fish.
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: There's better candy, much better.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: It was like when back in the day when you
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: ate mecho wafers and pretended they were actually tasty.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Nowadays people eat it because it's of a nostalgia you know.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: More about I would think that as well. And then
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Reese's Eggs.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: You got something to say about Swedish fish.
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: Well, you guys are going against Swedish fish like it's
• 37:29
  Speaker 8: a nostalgia.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: Think I could.
• 37:30
  Speaker 13: I'm not.
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: I understand they're not the best candy in the world.
• 37:34
  Speaker 8: But the disdain, the dislike, that hatred, I don't understand.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Oh well, just eat one you'll understand.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: Well, I've had them, I know. I'll say this. I
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: don't know what they do to your gums. They just get.
• 37:47
  Speaker 8: All adhesives, like you just haint red glue. I get that,
• 37:51
  Speaker 8: but I don't even know what flavor it is. It's
• 37:53
  Speaker 8: like cherry, but it's not exactly.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Things got harribo gummy bears.
• 37:59
  Speaker 8: I respect that Sweetish fish went like, no, we're not
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: going We're going one taste, one taste.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Only you know why it.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: Is that way because the Swedes are neutral and they
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: don't want to commit to one.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: But I can't believe that Reese's Eggs came behind Sweetish fish.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: That's crazy to me. That's just that's.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Come on, what do you think you guys will never guess,
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: but just go out of Good and Plenty, Good and Plenty.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: Is your your idea of out there that out there candy? Well,
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: this is what they say.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: This is from inner Body. This is inner body dot.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Com with the top Eastern candy, top Easter candies, and
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: so what do you think takes the top Easter candy
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: in Florida.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of some others that we haven't
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: mentioned yet.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Yellow Mass it's Jordan Almonds.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: That's not a candy, the pastel ones.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're saying Florida's top eastern can and is Jordan Almonds.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: We didn't get Cadbury, Jolly Rancher, M and M's, we
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: didn't get any of that.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: We got Jordan Almonds.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: Well, I know this all checks out. How I feel
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: like I'm on an island here.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: You kind of are on an island there.
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: The Jordan Almonds is definitely Eastern. Jolly Ranchers not Easter
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: to me. I feel like, you know, that's kind of
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: year round. But out of everything you just mentioned right there,
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: Jordan Almonds are the ones that if we're talking about.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: The same ones. The paste Yeah, well light Bob.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Right, it's usually it served as wedding favors.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: That's yeah, and then I think they're also chocolate dipped.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's supposed to represent the bitter and the sweet.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: I get right with the almond and then the chocolate.
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: See, I'd love one thing about Eastern chocolates and Eastern
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: candies and all of the religious backgrounds like candy canes.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: This is the Shepherd's cane. I remember being in private school.
• 39:51
  Speaker 8: In every Easter we would be given a treat and
• 39:53
  Speaker 8: it was like every layer of the treat that you're
• 39:56
  Speaker 8: about to eat signifies this epic part of the Bible.
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: And then you would go on and it would just
• 40:01
  Speaker 8: be like this really weird experience, as like you're eating
• 40:04
  Speaker 8: a lesson. Right, people know what I'm talking about.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: Jordan Almond reminds me of the Resurrection of christ Y.
• 40:12
  Speaker 8: I guarantee you there's some pamphlet that comes with Jordan
• 40:15
  Speaker 8: Almonds of like this is why we eat these kid.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna take a quick break.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: When we come back, we're gonna get our last recommendation
• 40:23
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• 40:26
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• 40:40
  Speaker 6: Hey, this is the in from Port Saint John I'm
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: just saying, don't stop that messing with the camera.
• 40:45
  Speaker 10: I'm sure that seat needs to be adjusted.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I'm sure the area just needs to be just to
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: make yourself more comfortable.
• 40:52
  Speaker 17: Jim will notice later.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show on Real Radio.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: One of four point one.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Uh, Jim is off. Jim is out playing golf.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: That'll be back next week, so Bob, we've got a
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: whole crew a weekend.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: People we can blame.
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm telling you, but I've also noticed. I'm looking
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: at your cameras. You got the nice right lighting. Jim's
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: lighting is very dark. I'm guessing there's a reason for that.
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: It's got that soft focused thing to going on.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: That moonlighting cut off the shining from his head.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: We have to is that what it is?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Yet with that, well, you could power that. I've tried.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I've tried.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: Like I said, Jim is off, You've got deb Jack,
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: We've got Ross and today our special guest co host
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: when Bob Fryer, I love.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: When you guys asked me to come on. This is
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: so much fun.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: We look when you agree to come in and every
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: Thursday at this time at least, this is for the
• 41:41
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• 41:43
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• 41:56
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• 42:01
  Speaker 12: How you doing, Danny, Let's pour one out for that
• 42:04
  Speaker 12: theme song for the final time.
• 42:06
  Speaker 10: I know, I know.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: So if you can't, just give the audience a real
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: quick update as to why this is the last date
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Night done Ryan, it was Jim right, yes, Jim, but
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: we've heard that before.
• 42:18
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I was just running away. It's really just a
• 42:22
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• 42:25
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• 42:28
  Speaker 12: and then the Tampa equivalents because we also have those
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• 42:39
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  Speaker 12: the theme parks and it's worldwide attractions, and it'll be
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• 43:10
  Speaker 4: Well, congratulations once again, and you know we're going to
• 43:13
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• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Jack put her name on the list of guest co hosts.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: Possibly God, yeah.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, it's already there. Awesome, awesome, my pleasure. Well,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: we don't want to take up any more of your time,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: but what do you have for us this weekend?
• 43:27
  Speaker 12: It is going to be another lovely weekend. Please get
• 43:30
  Speaker 12: out there and enjoy before it gets crazy hot. And
• 43:33
  Speaker 12: one of the things that is perfect this time of
• 43:36
  Speaker 12: year is Firefly Nights at Blue Spring State Park. Yes,
• 43:41
  Speaker 12: it's happening every night until April twelfth, six pm to
• 43:45
  Speaker 12: nine pm. It's fourteen bucks per vehicle. So if you
• 43:49
  Speaker 12: want to do like a drive in and you know,
• 43:50
  Speaker 12: shove some people in the trunk, I won't tell. But
• 43:53
  Speaker 12: they are reporting hundreds and hundreds of fireflies as they
• 43:57
  Speaker 12: rise from the forest floor there.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, that would be so cool to see.
• 44:01
  Speaker 12: So I'm hoping to go out there sometime soon and
• 44:03
  Speaker 12: check it out.
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: No specific showtimes, They just want to come out.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, sadly, you know that came out recently that
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: we could be the last generation to actually get to
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: see fireflies because of the pesticide us.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: All right, so get out there and see them now
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: while you can.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: All right, somehow felt like good news, but it's awful.
• 44:26
  Speaker 12: There is efforts being made. There's different things you can do.
• 44:29
  Speaker 12: One of those is actually it's kind of a little
• 44:32
  Speaker 12: late for that. But when you have leaves fall on
• 44:35
  Speaker 12: your lawn, don't be in such a hurry to rake
• 44:38
  Speaker 12: them up. Let the leaves settle, especially on the grass,
• 44:40
  Speaker 12: because that's actually the breeding ground for fireflies and other
• 44:45
  Speaker 12: things that we need.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Just one more reason to get rid of your lawn.
• 44:50
  Speaker 12: So again, that happens every night through April twelfth.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: That is my fire.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Romantictice.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: I'm going to burn my lawn down. First I gotta
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: grow it, and then I'm going to burn it.
• 45:04
  Speaker 12: This is exhausted power to the pollinators. All right, Yay,
• 45:09
  Speaker 12: I'm such a I love that. Happening tomorrow is bark
• 45:14
  Speaker 12: Haven's Singles Night. So bark Haven's is a dog bar.
• 45:20
  Speaker 12: It is in between Ivanhoe Village and mills there on
• 45:25
  Speaker 12: brook Haven, hence the name bark Haven.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I think it was so cute.
• 45:29
  Speaker 12: And so the singles night I think is just ten
• 45:33
  Speaker 12: dollars and then your dog is maybe five bucks additional
• 45:36
  Speaker 12: and you get a welcome cocktail, and it's just a
• 45:40
  Speaker 12: great way to kind of meet singles. You know, I've
• 45:42
  Speaker 12: always said that a dog makes a great way, great
• 45:47
  Speaker 12: conversation starter. So and you know, ladies, if he can
• 45:50
  Speaker 12: take good care of a dog, then it's.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: A green flag, green flag.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: I love the fact they have a cover for the dog.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: Your dog can't be your plus one.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Gotta make that money, honey, that's right.
• 46:05
  Speaker 12: Happening Saturday ten am to six pm is the Japan
• 46:09
  Speaker 12: Festival in Eustace.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Wow makes sense, Yeah, not nails not so.
• 46:19
  Speaker 12: This is at the Arching Oaks Art and Cultural Center
• 46:23
  Speaker 12: on Thrill Hill Road, one of my absolute favorite roads.
• 46:26
  Speaker 12: I'm not even lying.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: It rhymes.
• 46:30
  Speaker 12: My son like anytime we drive out there, he's like,
• 46:32
  Speaker 12: are we gonna? Are we gonna do the road? Because
• 46:34
  Speaker 12: it is it's got like a it lives to its name.
• 46:37
  Speaker 12: It's got this really cool hill. Uh. So this will
• 46:40
  Speaker 12: have traditional Japanese food offerings, performances, a kid zone with
• 46:44
  Speaker 12: Japanese crafts and games, interactive gaming booth, photo booth with
• 46:48
  Speaker 12: Japanese props and costume items, a cosplay contest, and a
• 46:52
  Speaker 12: Japanese calligraphy demonstration.
• 46:55
  Speaker 8: I made a noise on the Japanese cosplay contest because
• 46:59
  Speaker 8: that can get defensive real fast.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: A sure, very careful with it.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: Make sure you talk to that one uncle before you go,
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: make sure he knows. Just goes Godzilla, You'll be fine.
• 47:15
  Speaker 12: I'm just curious what the cause players and Eustace are
• 47:18
  Speaker 12: gonna come up here, That's what I'm saying.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: Well, I have a feeling maybe he's had something to
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: do with the cherry blossoms blooming in DC that were
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: gifted by the Japanese.
• 47:26
  Speaker 8: With that, okay, yeah, listen. I actually I'm a lover
• 47:33
  Speaker 8: of the country of Japan. It's one of those things
• 47:35
  Speaker 8: that's a bucket list trip for me, one of those
• 47:38
  Speaker 8: but it takes like four and a half days to
• 47:39
  Speaker 8: get there or something. So I'm like, I'm just never
• 47:42
  Speaker 8: gonna go, but I'll look.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: At a picture.
• 47:45
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: I'm down.
• 47:46
  Speaker 8: Hell yeah, us is we're having a having a Japanese
• 47:49
  Speaker 8: Japan Festival.
• 47:50
  Speaker 12: Man all Right, happening Saturday at two pm is a
• 47:55
  Speaker 12: mixology class at Packwoods, which is in Maitland.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: It is a really really cool craft bar.
• 48:03
  Speaker 12: This is one hundred dollars and you're going to learn
• 48:06
  Speaker 12: four timeless cocktails. They will also have light bites by
• 48:10
  Speaker 12: executive chef Ryan Stewart and the team will guide you
• 48:13
  Speaker 12: through the history, proper builds, and essential techniques of these cocktails.
• 48:19
  Speaker 12: And if you haven't been to Packwoods, it's in the
• 48:21
  Speaker 12: Maitland Social House.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Uh it's on Packwood right name.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: And it's just a really cool vibe that sounds like
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: a really fun date night experience.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: First date date.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: I would say by the fourth cocktail that.
• 48:35
  Speaker 8: Itself smoking backwood on Packwood, dude, that sounds like a
• 48:40
  Speaker 8: fun time.
• 48:41
  Speaker 12: Hopefully the fourth cocktail is a little easier to make
• 48:44
  Speaker 12: because you know, if you've been sipping on the other.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Three, you won't even notice it, slashing it around.
• 48:51
  Speaker 8: I made this new cocktail. It's called straight. It's nothing,
• 48:57
  Speaker 8: figured it out. I got the balance perfect. I don't
• 48:59
  Speaker 8: need it any thing extra.
• 49:02
  Speaker 12: You're gonna need a couple of extra those light bites
• 49:04
  Speaker 12: to kind of soothe it out.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 49:06
  Speaker 12: And lastly, happening Saturday and Sunday ten am to four pm.
• 49:11
  Speaker 12: This is a event that's near and dear to my heart.
• 49:15
  Speaker 12: It is the third annual John P. Thomas Memorial Volution.
• 49:21
  Speaker 24: There it is.
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: I knew it was gonna be there somewhere.
• 49:25
  Speaker 12: Volusha Valor Days. So this is at the Volusia County Fairgrounds.
• 49:30
  Speaker 12: And this is a collection of fully operational World War
• 49:35
  Speaker 12: Two tanks.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Oh cool artillery, and wheeled vehicles.
• 49:38
  Speaker 12: It is Florida's Florida's largest World War Two battle re enactment.
• 49:44
  Speaker 12: I'm stumbling over this because I'm smidge nervous. This is
• 49:47
  Speaker 12: my husband's organization.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: And wondering.
• 49:52
  Speaker 12: It's it's a really really cool event that they started
• 49:56
  Speaker 12: three years ago, hence it's third annual, but now it's
• 49:59
  Speaker 12: become a tribute to one of the original crew members,
• 50:02
  Speaker 12: John P. Thomas, who has passed away. And this event
• 50:06
  Speaker 12: is bigger and bigger than it was in its start
• 50:09
  Speaker 12: three years ago.
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  Speaker 1: So besides World.
• 50:11
  Speaker 12: War Two armor, you're going to have historians, guest speakers,
• 50:16
  Speaker 12: different displays from museums all around Florida and nationally. There's
• 50:22
  Speaker 12: touch a truck for the kids, there's a couple like
• 50:25
  Speaker 12: emergency vehicles that they can climb into, and all kinds
• 50:28
  Speaker 12: of cool things. There was, like, I think a helicopter
• 50:30
  Speaker 12: and a huge crane of some kind, and I liked,
• 50:33
  Speaker 12: just huge things for the kids to see, food truck vendors,
• 50:38
  Speaker 12: and if you are going to go to the battle
• 50:40
  Speaker 12: re enactment portion that's at two pm, definitely bring some
• 50:43
  Speaker 12: hearing protection.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Oh point, good point.
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: It is My first thought though, is any dating event
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: that covers two days should be a dinner and if
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: it's successful, a breakfast.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: Ah, there you go.
• 50:57
  Speaker 12: Yeah, all right, but I was thinking this isn't too
• 51:00
  Speaker 12: far from the Firefly Nights. Oh yeah, go you know,
• 51:04
  Speaker 12: walk around enjoy that. If somebody you know, you know
• 51:08
  Speaker 12: is into history, this would be definitely a cool thing.
• 51:11
  Speaker 12: And then maybe take them to the Firefly Nights that
• 51:14
  Speaker 12: evening and set more romantic tone because you know, I mean,
• 51:18
  Speaker 12: World War two tanks are cool, but they're not necessarily
• 51:20
  Speaker 12: romantic exactly.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: Starting with the tank, they're the hottest things I've ever seen.
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: And again, since Dandy's husband is the guy involved with this,
• 51:31
  Speaker 9: I think she would know.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly exactly.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: I think she's already told us what their date night
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: is going to look like for this weekend.
• 51:38
  Speaker 12: It is funny that I hate loud sudden noises and
• 51:42
  Speaker 12: I married this man who does this for a living.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: But you know, opposites a tract, right, Yes, Well, thank
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: you Danny, as always.
• 51:49
  Speaker 12: Thank you guys, and I appreciate the past three years.
• 51:53
  Speaker 17: You got it.
• 51:54
  Speaker 12: Please head to Orlando Datenightguide dot com. They will still
• 51:57
  Speaker 12: keep going and keep the the date nights going even
• 52:01
  Speaker 12: as I transition off into the sunset.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: Well, for those who maybe missed your recommendations, I will
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: be posting the Date Night Done Right podcast very shortly
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: so they'll be able to hear that.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: And then we hope you'll just keep in touch with
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: us and let us know how life is treating you.
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: Absolutely, and Danny wanted to get your personal Instagram.
• 52:17
  Speaker 12: Yeah, so my personal instagram is at this Florida life
• 52:22
  Speaker 12: and I'm certainly very active there, so please keep in touch.
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: So the first time we can read you sorry an
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: Attractions magazine would be win.
• 52:28
  Speaker 12: I'm actually already doing stuff, so you can go to
• 52:31
  Speaker 12: Attractions Magazine dot com and I've already got a few
• 52:33
  Speaker 12: things going there.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Well cool, He'll definitely be checking it out.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: I love that magazine.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, you two are probably the
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: two biggest theme park people I can think about. I
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: mean Ross as well, but you guys are really into
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: the So congratulations again. Put your hands together for Danny myer'n.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: This is all about crying today. I know it really
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: make us cry.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: We're gonna soothe Ross to take a quick break. We'll
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: be right back, so keep it on Real Radio four
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  Speaker 15: Shy Danny Myering knows that we really loved her segment.
• 54:04
  Speaker 15: She's got a great personality and tipped us off to
• 54:06
  Speaker 15: some really great things. Sad to see her go. You're
• 54:10
  Speaker 15: gonna have a hard time replacing her.
• 54:13
  Speaker 17: Good afternoon, Cobra Cruz palmetto Paul from Warm Beats, Hey,
• 54:19
  Speaker 17: gotta tell you man, Yeah, I bet Jim shoots three
• 54:23
  Speaker 17: on her par and Cuba gets invaded by the United
• 54:28
  Speaker 17: States by the end.
• 54:30
  Speaker 13: Of the month.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: That's a strange parlay and as almost death.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: Good to see you back in the chair.
• 54:36
  Speaker 17: You guys are lunning your rock show when she hosts
• 54:40
  Speaker 17: Miss Jim, But really not so much.
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: At least one of those things.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: I think you probably can bet.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: I'll poll you Mark, probably all of these.
• 54:50
  Speaker 28: I don't often watch this on the YouTube here, but
• 54:53
  Speaker 28: today I am, and I'm wondering. Did Ross do something
• 54:57
  Speaker 28: extra special to his hair today because he knew he
• 55:00
  Speaker 28: was going to have competition with Bob Friar's hair in
• 55:03
  Speaker 28: the studio. He's wonder looks a little something something.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: You guys have a great thing.
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: Boss.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Deputy Scott, Thank you for texting us earlier
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: and letting us know he's getting ready to retire.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Why after twenty seven years with the Lake County.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: Sheriff's Office go to make thirty you.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Come on, Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. Jim
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: is off playing in his annual golf tournament. He'll be
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: back with us next week. Hope he's having a good time.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: First time he's playing this golf tournament with his son,
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: so this should be a good family moment for him.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: Coming up, we do have Colbert Court with personal injury
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: attorney Glenn Klausman, who not only sent us a really
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: cool case, but also wanted to let us know he's
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: going to be bringing in the Orlando Magazini received in
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: the mail listing best lawyers in Central Florida.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, I wonder if he wonder? I wonder man.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: When you see his signature and you see how many
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: accolades he's received peer reviewed, it's like, Damn, he really
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: is the attorney you need to call.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: He's the lawyer's lawyer.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: He is the Lawyer's lawyer.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: Also coming up in the five o'clock hour, we're going
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: to be talking to a couple of Seminal County firefighters
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: about because Seminal County is getting ready to host an
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: inaugural All American challenge in training camp.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: That's pretty cool, right, called the Hunger Games.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: It is the Hunger Games. It would be for me,
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: It would be for me. So we also have something
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: pretty cool coming up. Also, we'll have trivia from Brad.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: We'll get some ross thoughts at six o'clock. So still
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: plenty of fun. So keep it right here, absolutely, so
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: keep it on the Jim Culbert Show on Real Radio
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: one of four point one in Jack. Speaking of a
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: real radio, Iheart's got something pretty cool going on tonight.
• 56:39
  Speaker 9: Oh, the iHeart Radio Music Awards are tonight, Yes they are,
• 56:43
  Speaker 9: and they show them live on Fox. So from eight
• 56:46
  Speaker 9: to ten o'clock tonight you're Ludacris is hosting. Taylor Swift
• 56:51
  Speaker 9: will be there as well. So it's a pretty fun event.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: It is a big it is a big event, and
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: it's interesting how much pinash those awards now have.
• 57:00
  Speaker 9: What's really interesting is who gets the vote on him
• 57:03
  Speaker 9: and I'm a person who gets the vote on him.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: No way, I should not be voting on this. How
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: come you get to vote on that program?
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: Directors?
• 57:12
  Speaker 9: They are They do a survey for certain It's it's
• 57:16
  Speaker 9: like the Hall of Fame vote or something. It's like
• 57:19
  Speaker 9: all of our you're an Academy voter, It's like we
• 57:22
  Speaker 9: add up to one. And I don't know how they
• 57:24
  Speaker 9: figure this out, but they do email us a survey
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: and then they kind of like, come on, you gotta
• 57:30
  Speaker 9: do it.
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: Hurry up by the deadline, just like real voting.
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: Right, and yet, and yet the music you've played on
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: this show has been groove is in the heart And I'm.
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: Stuck in the middle with you.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Right, So do you think he listens to Ludacris?
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: I don't think he listens to anything from this like decade.
• 57:48
  Speaker 9: You're right, all of the stuff that I'm voting on,
• 57:50
  Speaker 9: I have no idea. So then I always go to
• 57:52
  Speaker 9: my kids, I'm like, hey, what do you like?
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: It's like how I choose judges, whether I should retain
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: this judge or on.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well they don't. They don't make it easy to
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: find that out. No, yeah, they definitely. Wow, I had
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: no idea you were one.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Of the voters. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's tonight.
• 58:10
  Speaker 8: I had no idea he was so easily to confess
• 58:12
  Speaker 8: to bad things. He's Catholic. It comes with part of
• 58:17
  Speaker 8: the job.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Are you allowed.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: To still bet on the winners or no?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I guess yeah. That seems to be allowed nowadays.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: I mean why not exactly? I mean I don't see
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: any point why you shouldn't. It'll be interesting to be
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: able to say, yep, that was a jack vote.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: That was a jack vote.
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: But yeah, so should be pretty cool tonight, eight o'clock
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Live on Fox. All right, I have this really quick story.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: I got to give points for at least creativity. Two
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: Texas women were arrested for allegedly using a drone and
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: hollowed out plastic bird decoys.
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: Okay, what do you think they did that for ravens
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: trying to take over their crops?
• 59:00
  Speaker 9: No, you said hollowed out? Yes, so they were putting
• 59:05
  Speaker 9: something inside. Yes, so we're talking drugs.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: We're talking drugs and cell phones into a federal prison.
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: Oh my, they're just birds, right, I would.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Say brilliant, But if we're talking about them, they got caught.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: They did get caught.
• 59:19
  Speaker 8: I went the wrong way, dude, I thought they were
• 59:21
  Speaker 8: scarecrows a man.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: They The suspects claimed they were paid forty thousand dollars
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: to drop the contraband filled crows yeah into a Grant Parish,
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: Louisiana facility before being intercepted. Of course, now they face
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: multiple felony charges for smuggling in drug possession, though the
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: the federal facility targeted hasn't been publicly identified.
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: But right, I mean, the Birdman of Alcatraz has never
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: been this popular exactly.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: All right, Well, we're gonna take a quick break. When
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: we come back, it's time to put on our legal
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: thinking caps.
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: Is uh is uh he was bowling. Hell, there he is.
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: He's always here. He's ready to talk. He's ready to speak,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: and I'm ready to communicate, y'all him. I'm here, culbrit Court.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Is next to keep it here on Real Radio one
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: of four point one Radio.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 13: Happy Thursday, y'all.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 19: I just wanted to let you know that the jack
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 19: at the Japan Festival tomorrow is in Eustace and Fareren Park.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 19: Arching Oaks are the ones that are putting it on
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 19: and their business is on Thrill Hill. But the actual
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 19: festival tomorrow is in Farren Park.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 13: Have a great night, y'all.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: You two be safe out there.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 29: Hey de clarius, if you can do some searching on
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 29: the four seventeen four nine I four area about ten
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 29: twenty minutes ago at this point, there was about Hey
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 29: deb clariens, if you can do some searching. I wanted
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 29: to get this part okay area about ten twenty minutes ago.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: At this point.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 29: There was about twenty top cars including swat Florida Highway
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 29: Patrol and Sandford PD. Wow stopping highway. I don't know why,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 29: but I'm just wondering if anything popped up on any raintars.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 9: So dev I know you're hosting a show, but if
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 9: you could take Patrick's and just go search.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: That for him, so h, just whatever you were going
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: to do.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Having my car keys good, Well, whatever you were gonna do,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: run that down for him and then so we can
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: let him know.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Hey, listen, Patrick, We're gonna definitely do everything we can
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: to find out. Maybe some of our law enforcement friends,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: like did Deputy Scott, you know, anybody with law enforcement
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: connections could.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 11: Let us know.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we did have a text earlier that said there
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 9: was a police chase happening in that area.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: I did see that text, but maybe someone I four
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: and four seventeen was what they had said. But Swatt, Yeah,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: troopers and me Sandford PD and Sandford p D.
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  Speaker 9: Patrick, send any other talkbacks. If there's anything else you
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 9: want dead.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: To do, feel free, Patrick, But no, we appreciate it.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: I'll drop everything right now.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: I canvas, buddy, but we actually.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Are is that my motor Patrick was not?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: No, not that Patrick. I like the fact that you
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: called him by Patrick.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: All right, well, real quick, welcome back to the Jim
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: Colbert Show on Real Radio one o four point one.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: You've got deb Jack and Ross. Our special guest co
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: host today, Bob Fryar as Jim.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: I'm watch right now.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. I appreciate you putting in the
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: work for that so that we can get that.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: My friend said that she would check. I'm not sure.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: Let me check.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: All right, great, so we can get that answer to Patrick.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: And of course every Thursday around this time, we welcome
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: the esteemed personal injury attorney Glenn Clausman for Colbert Core.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: When you are listening to is real well sort of
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: the participants on actors as a fact This is, however,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: a real case that will be decided here in our forum.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: It's called Colburn Courts.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: Hey, everyone put your hands together and welcome to attorney
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: Glenn Klausman.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: He brought he brought visual aids too, I did.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it made super lawyer again legal elite.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 30: I got in the mail yesterday this, Uh, I don't
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 30: know if camera to see this Orlando magazine at the
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 30: top says to a twenty twenty six best lawyers list,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 30: And I always and.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: You brought it in just to brag about the other lawyers.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'll always concerned. Did I make it again?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 15: You know?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 30: And then yeah, so there's a couple different categories. And
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 30: it's interesting because I also got in the mail yesterday
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 30: this piece of paper that says here.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Put it in front of the microphone. That makes it easier.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 30: Yeah, it's it's a it's a it's this top personal
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 30: injury attorney in winter Park for twenty twenty six.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: And that's that's not true. It's this is like they
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: want me to buy a plaque.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 17: You know.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 30: So this is the kind of stuff that some lawyers
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 30: get and that some lawyers use and say, hey, you
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 30: know a lawyer here and there, but this one with
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 30: Orlanto magazine.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 14: It says.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 30: It's compiled from asking established local lawyers to name top
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 30: practitioners in their particular fields, and it's a national survey
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 30: that they do. And fortunately there's two categories where fortunately
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 30: I was named again this year. One is insurance and
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 30: it's interesting because there's probably twenty five lawyers listed under insurance,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 30: but I think there's only four or five of us
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 30: that are actually lawyers that do not represent insurance companies
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  Speaker 30: but represent everyday people.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, the rest are insurance company laws.
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  Speaker 3: Yea resta our insurance company lawyers.
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  Speaker 1: Well, of course they would get the traps right, yep.
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  Speaker 30: And then there's another category for personal injury, which there's
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 30: a bunch of good lawyers listed there, and I'm just
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 30: happy that I'm listed with the rest of them in there.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, it's always good to be continue to be recognized.
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  Speaker 1: Well, congratulations.
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  Speaker 4: As Jack said early when we were talking about the
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: fact that you were bringing in the magazine that you
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: are the lawyer's lawyer.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, Well, let's see I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 11: You got it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see if the other lawyer is here. Faticus.
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  Speaker 5: It was always heal he is prison.
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  Speaker 3: And it's interesting.
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  Speaker 30: Some of the lawyers that you'll find advertising quite a bit,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 30: you won't see their names in here. So if you've
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 30: if you're interested in whether your lawyers or not, you
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 30: might want to pick up Orlando magazine and see if
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 30: your lawyer's in there or not, or keep a copy
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 30: handy so when you need a lawyer, you can look
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 30: down the list and see if they're one of them
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  Speaker 30: that is listed.
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  Speaker 5: To Well, just keep our Lando magazine on retainer and
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: then you'll be able to check out.
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  Speaker 1: That's a clever way of saying what you can't say.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you guys, ready to hear the case for
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: today's Colbert Court. Yeah, you got it? Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Sam was driving southbound on Highway seventeen ninety two in
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: winter Park when a car driven by Louis coming from
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: the other direction, turned left in front of Sam's oncoming vehicle.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: To try to enter the Trader Joe's shopping Center.
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  Speaker 5: Oh a death track. He saw a parking spot and
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: he had.
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  Speaker 4: It was distracted, would not I would not doubt that
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  Speaker 4: A team bone crash Unfortunately occurred between the front of
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: Sam's car and the passenger side of Louie's car. Unfortunately,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: as is the case, Louis has no auto insurance to
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: pay for Sam's injuries.
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  Speaker 1: Louie, what are you doing?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: Traffic was backed up before the crash, and Louis said
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: the driver of the car and the next lane and
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: the lane next to Sam had stopped leaving and opening
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: for Louie and had waved Louis across. As Sam's attorney,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: what can you do to help Sam? We've heard this before, right,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: You have to be so careful when you're trying to
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: wave someone else through traffic if you can't completely see
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: where you're going. Yeah, you could be encouraging someone to
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: enter a dangerous situation.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: I'm wondering.
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  Speaker 4: But we don't have that person's information, so we can't
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: go after the person who waved. Louie says, waved them in.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Well, if you have that person's information, let's assume.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: You have it, then yeah, you go after them to
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: and nail. You go after their insurance because it was there.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: If they hadn't made the motion to Louie to move forward,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: Louie wouldn't have taken the opportunity to try to get
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: in front of Sam.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Last time I try and be a nice guy.
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  Speaker 6: You know what they say, it's not the driver's responsibility,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: whether or not someone's waving you through it.
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  Speaker 9: It is ultimately it is louis responsibility to be able
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 9: to turn and make it across the multiple lanes of
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 9: traffic without being here.
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  Speaker 5: But Sam has got culpability in that because he gave
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: him the hey, you're going.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: Sam's the guy that got hurt.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 30: Sam's guy got hurt on the inside outside curb lane,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 30: and Louis coming from the other direction and turns in
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 30: front of these cars. The one stopped and leaves an opening.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 30: And but of course Sam doesn't see that this car
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 30: is turning in front of him because there's that car
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 30: and away.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: So Sam keeps going and.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 14: Yeah, friends, right in front of him.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Sam had the right away, it did.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: Sam had the right away.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: Louis fault. And I believe this happens.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 8: I think every thirty five minutes in the trade of
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 8: Joe's parking lot, you're playing with fire if you have
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: to drop a vehicle in the limits of that monkey.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: They're opening a new store.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: They may like to advertise, knock it off, take it back.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: Please support your local radios.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So wheel's just fell off this courthouse.
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  Speaker 30: Right, So what if the other drives say the other
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 30: driver's named Joe, even though it's trader joe's'll say the
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 30: other driver's named Joe, Okay, And what happens if Joe
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 30: hasn't looked back to see whether there's cars coming, He's
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 30: just letting him know it's okay.
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  Speaker 3: For you to go in front of me.
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  Speaker 4: Right, That's where that's where I think the responsibility lies.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: It makes me question, though, if Louie was even paying
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: attention to the traffic conditions at the time, because traffic
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: is backed up. Everyone's trying to jockey for their position
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: in traffic. But you can't go after Louis because he
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: has nothing to pay.
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  Speaker 30: Yeah, Louie is the definitely at fault because he turns
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 30: in front of Sam. But Louie doesn't have the kind
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 30: of insurance you can get money from. So this as
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 30: the lawyer for Sam, you've got to look elsewhere.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: I say, you sue every car around him?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: Well, well, this is a dumbstake of a claim.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 8: But could you go like like a civil lawsuit, like
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: a civil lawsuit, like just take his couch or something.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Civil lawsuit take his couch, you.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: Know, like sue him, and then he has to give
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: you his se him personally. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, civil
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 30: If you happen to sue Louis personally and Louis doesn't
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 30: have any insurance to pay a claim, it's not likely
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 30: Louie is going to have much that you can collect
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 30: from him.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: A bar stool or something might not be enough.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: I'm still gonna go with the driver driver who waved
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: Louis in, because Louis wouldn't have made the move had
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: the driver not motioned that it was quote unquote safe
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: to do.
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  Speaker 3: But is that driver going to stick around that you
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: got Let's assume that we know who it is at
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: this point. Okay.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 30: If they don't stick around, then you're the same situation
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 30: that we are. That we need another kind of insurance
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 30: coverage that Jack has been sleeping on.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Well, I've been waiting for my counselor.
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  Speaker 9: My cousin's here, and it would be making sure hopefully
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 9: Sam has uninsured motorists coverage, which would come into play
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 9: in this situation.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 30: Absolutely right, absolutely right, that's why it's so important I
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 30: have uninsured motors coverage.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because there's too many Louis out there.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 30: Too many Louis, and even the guy waving is going
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 30: to turn around and say all I was doing was
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 30: waving him and go in front of me. I didn't
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 30: turn around and look and give him the high sign
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 30: that it was safe in the other land.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just letting them know ay and go in front
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: of me.
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  Speaker 9: Is it any possibility to go after Trader Joe's claiming
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 9: they were an attractive nuisance?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's not possible. Or the city of Winter
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Park for allowing that number of parking spaces for a
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: store like that.
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  Speaker 5: That sounds like a contradiction.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: In term of uninsured motorist coverage, I've uninsured coverage. Where
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 6: do I buy something like that? I'm uninsured, but I
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 6: have coverage for being uninsured.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 30: You're buying uninsured motorist coverage to protect you from the
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 30: uninsured driver.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: That's bust the injuries.
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  Speaker 19: Can we have.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't Florida one of the top states in the country
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: for the amount of drivers we have that are uninsured?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: Absolutely?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 30: Absolutely, because in our state different from just about every
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 30: other state in the country. To get legal with your insurance,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 30: to get the bare minimum, it does not pay for
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 30: injuries you cost to someone else because of your negligence.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 30: All it does is pay for up to ten thousand
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 30: dollars damage you do to someone else's car, and it'll
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 30: pay up to ten thousand dollars for your own medical bills.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 30: It pays zero for the damage you do to somebody
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 30: else's body because you were negligent. So that's why it's
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 30: so important to have uninsured motors coverage because so many drivers,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 30: they're allowed to buy the kind of insurance they buy,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 30: and it doesn't protect you when their negligence harms you.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: Well, Glenn, I want to address two things here because
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: whenever you bring this up before, it was just assumed
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: insured motorist coverage, and then we started seeing text messages
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: from listeners over and over again. Well, my agent says
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: that because I have health insurance, I don't need uninsured
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: motorist coverage, and we're.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Hearing that more and more and more.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: So what would be your advice to listeners who were
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: told that they didn't need it because they have their
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: own personal health insurance.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: What would you tell them?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 30: Well, first of all, they need another agent because the
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 30: agent's not telling them what the law is. What the
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 30: agent might be confusing with is you can buy additional
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 30: coverage called medical payments coverage. That's additional medical coverage that
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 30: people can buy that pays a certain amount for medical
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 30: bills over the first ten thousand that you are required
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 30: to have insurance for. But that's not If you have
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 30: that medical payments coverage, you may not need to If
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 30: you have health insurance, you may not need that extra
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 30: medical payments coverage.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: But you still need uninsured uninsured.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 30: Motorist coverage nowcause there's so many drivers out there that
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 30: are causing injuries and don't have enough insurance. And even
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 30: folks that have have bodily injury lability insurance to pay
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 30: for your injuries, most of them don't have enough to
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 30: pay for your injuries. Most of them have ten thousand dollars,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 30: which is the minimum they can buy, and that's not
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 30: going to cover most folks injuries. You know, in today's world,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 30: the damages people have from car crashes are usually much
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 30: more than ten thousand dollars.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 6: And I can't believe that you're in that magazine and
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 6: not on the cover of that magazine, because, ay, you
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: look like the most interesting man in the world.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: It's so photogenetic well, yet so knowledgeable at the same time.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 30: Well, Bob, you know, the situation is there's a lot
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 30: of folks who have their pictures in here, but you
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 30: have to pay for that.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 8: Ah.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: They have to pay a good sum of money to.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: Pay for that.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: And I thought, well, you know, what's the point?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, somebody did text us at seven seven zero
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: three one how much uninsured motorist coverage? I realize it's
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: different for everybody, but what's a good bare minimum?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 30: Yeah, we get this all the time, and the answer
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 30: is as much as you can afford, okay. And the
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 30: situation is, when you buy a bodily injury liability insurance,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 30: that means if you hurt someone else, the amount of
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 30: coverage you'll have to pay for their injuries the amount
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 30: that you buy for bodle injury liability insurance coverage. You
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 30: cannot buy more uninsured motors coverage than you buy for
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 30: bodle injury liability coverage. So if your bodily injury liability
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 30: coverage is ten thousand dollars, you're only allowed to buy
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 30: ten thousand dollars uninsured motors coverage. If you have more
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 30: than one car, you can put that ten thousand dollars
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 30: of uninsured motors coverage on each car, and you can
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 30: stack it, but you're limited to the uninsured motors coverage
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 30: you can buy based on the amount of liability insurance
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 30: you buy to protect yourself when you injure someone else.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: Why is that the law? Why is that the case?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: That's the insurance industry wants it that way or else?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: What swarm of reason is there so they can save money,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: So they can save money.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: They want it that way.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 30: My guess is they realize uninsured motorist coverage is going
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 30: to pay a lot of claims, and they would prefer
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 30: that you don't have a whole lot of insurance to
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 30: pay big claims.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: So that's what we're seeing so often now I've seen
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: reports from law enforcement saying that so many more of
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: Florida's crashes are the result of high speed accidents. So
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: obviously you're going to have far more catastrophic injuries and
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: a high speed crash versus, you know, waiting outside of
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: and stuck traffic at Trader Joe's. And because of the economy, Glenn,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: are you are you? Is your office fearful of more people?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, we're seeing more and more dropping their insurance.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 30: Yeah, we're seeing more and more and seeing people that
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 30: have have reduced the amount of uninsured motors coverage they have.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: I have one right now.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 30: They had one hundred, and we settle the case a
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 30: couple of years ago for their one hundred thousand dollars
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 30: in under insured motors coverage.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: And they get in another accident. They're hurt again.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 30: And once you get hurt in one accident, you're more
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 30: susceptible of being worse when you get hit again. Right,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 30: It's like a concussion. You get the first one, the
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 30: second one is going to be you're more liable to
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 30: get hurt worse. And in this case, unfortunately, she's needed
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 30: to save some money, so she dropped her uninsured motors
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 30: coverage from one hundred down to twenty five. And you
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 30: have to sign a paper saying that's what you want
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 30: to do, and that's what she did, and unfortunately we
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 30: were limited to that twenty five thousand instead of the
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 30: hundred that she had a couple of years earlier.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 9: H Gleudden, this text comes in and I know you've
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 9: talked about it before, but this person asks, I have
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 9: full coverage, so am I covered?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: Oh that's a great question. Yeah, so that's deep brought there,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: that's deep. I talked a my therapist about that last month.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 28: Yeah.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 30: Full coverage, well, you have to look at what's called
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 30: the declarations page that you get when you're with your
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 30: insurance policy, and it tells you what kind of coverages
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 30: you have, and there's all kinds of different coverage and
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 30: just because you have full coverage does not mean you
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 30: have uninsured motorist coverage. You have to look at the
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 30: declarations page on your policy to make sure you have it.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 30: You know, sometimes folks have loans on a car and
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 30: they're required to have full coverage to protect the car,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 30: which is collision coverage and comprehensive coverage. That protects the car,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 30: but it doesn't protect you when you're an you're injured
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 30: in an accident. So you want to make sure your
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 30: full coverage includes uninsured motors coverage.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because you can say, you can call your insurance companies,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 9: I want full coverage, and they can give you a policy.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 9: It doesn't necessarily include uninsured motors coverage, which is why
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 9: it's important to check your declarations.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 30: That's absolutely correct, and a lot of times you hear
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 30: that phrase full coverage because if there's a loan on
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 30: a car, of course you're required to have collision coverage
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 30: and comprehension of coverage to protect the damage to the car.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 8: Okay, now I would like to beat beat, beat back
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 8: up to something real quick. The whole reason why uninsured
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 8: motorists coverage can't surpass your bodily home insurance coverage is
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 8: that correct.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: Your body injury liability if you're liable.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and that's essentially the insurance companies getting their way
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 8: to prevent us from getting more uninsured motorists coverage.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 30: Yes, they they will not write more uninsured motors coverage
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 30: than your bodily injury liability insurance coverage.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: They just won't do it.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 30: I mean, there's no logic behind it other than they
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 30: don't want to do it. It's and they're in the
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 30: business there what's called the actuary business. They have a
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 30: pretty good idea of where they're going to pay claims.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 30: It's the massive computers. That's how they determined rates and everything.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 30: And they know from their rate history and from their
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 30: claims history that they're better off not pushing this uninsured
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 30: motors coverage and certainly not offering it higher limits.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: Some damn super computer.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 6: It's like the actual aarial tables where they know, yeah,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 6: a person is going to be more likely to die,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 6: and that's when they're covering.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: That's more they do with hurricanes.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 30: You know, we're going to charge you so much on
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 30: your homeowners and showanspea because we know there's going to
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 30: be a catastrophic hurricane this year, and then of course
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 30: there were.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: When there is one, they're not giving you your money back.
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  Speaker 13: But Ross come on ride with me on this knock knock.
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  Speaker 5: Who's there?
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  Speaker 7: Broken pencil?
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  Speaker 5: Broken pencil?
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  Speaker 3: Who?
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  Speaker 13: Nah?
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  Speaker 5: Never mind, this is pointless.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Now, oh, Ross, he just gave you the ultimate dad joke.
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  Speaker 3: That was brutal.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: That was brutal. That was brutal.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: That was a pencil today. Damn I do you actually Ross,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 5: you would enjoy this joke? Okay?
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  Speaker 6: The day that you discovered that burger spelled backwards, is
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 6: Scooby Doo offering you a leg massage?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Idea? Yeah, as a former Shaggy yourself, yes, yeah, I
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: do that actually a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 8: I find myself spelling words back words a lot of
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 8: the times, do you really, Yeah, just.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: Because it's a purpose.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's yeah, exactly, would be dyslexia or
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: demon possession.
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  Speaker 8: Like one of my favorite soccer players right now, his
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 8: name is a palindrome. His name is Hugo Eka t K.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 8: A t K is a palindrome, And every time I
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 8: see it, I'm like, you.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: Can spell it backwards like you just I don't know, man.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 5: Palindrome's rip.
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  Speaker 13: They're a cool part of.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: Day to day, Like, hey, let me just reset real
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• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: to talk about this challenge that Somemoneal County is getting
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: ready to host this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: But back to the palindrome thing, Ross, I know you
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: have a thing for palindromes.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: I've always yeah, I like them.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 8: And there's like the goats everyone knows about, like the
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 8: top four or Rushmore of palindromes.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 9: Like our special guests who spells his first name backwards, Bob.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Bob, I would not put that on the Rushmore
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 8: of palindromes. But like Taco Cat always gets brought up,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 8: race car always gets brought over, or even well that
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 8: doesn't scratch a little brainch like what he just said
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 8: that that felt good.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: I got my eye in between my Q scratched. Yeah,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: but you don't have to live with Bob. Every time
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: I meet somebody Oh, you know what's odd about this?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 8: Bob said, I kind of do live with a bob
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 8: because I call my wife Bob.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: That's right, that's right.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 5: Wondering why you were giving me that. Look. I think
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: my Bob also calls me bob back.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 8: And it was just because we were doing like some
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 8: weird like surfer Stonery, California cation of the word babe
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 8: one night, and then Bob came out of and then
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 8: Bob stuck. It was kind of out of our control.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: So do you have any nicknames for Naomi Jack that you.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 7: Look at that?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: I hope you're watching us on YouTube right now. No, no, no, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want it. Legit topic for five it's called
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: what's your what's your nickname for.
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  Speaker 5: Your hooky wooky or something? For some reason, I don't
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: know where I saw Bebe Rexa, Right, you are not
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: going by the name of Beba Rexa in your house?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 9: No, but it shortened it to bebe and so and
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 9: then she calls me bebe and what I call home.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 9: We'll go bebbe bebe back and forth for a while.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 9: It could be forty five seconds before anyone says anything else.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: It's like hearing.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: It's like hearing Bob. So it's Bob and Bebe Bebe,
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  Speaker 1: Bob and Bubba.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: And it came from it started from bebbe Rex, I said,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 5: bever reck, I go ahead. Bet is a beebe or
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: bee is a baby baby?
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: So?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 8: Is you being confused by modern pop musics?
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: The origin story?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: That kind of hurt Ross?
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 5: It's fine.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: Did you have or do you like to have cute
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: nicknames for when you're dating or romantically?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 6: My ex was called Scooters And there's no real reason
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 6: for it other than we were falling asleep and I just,
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 6: in a sleepy haze, went I couldn't think of anything,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 6: and I just went Scooters and she.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: And she rolled over what scooters? And so from then
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: on she was always Scooters.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: Did she have a nickname for you?
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 6: She called me Bob Fryar every time I yeah, I
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 6: gotta go. Yeah, Bob Fryer, just keep in the house.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 6: Really it was always Bob Fryar.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: At least she didn't use your middle name. Uh no,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: because you doesn't.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 20: I know that.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: My mom doesn't matter how old I get. If you
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: hear your full Christian name, yeah, you know you're in trouble.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 8: If my mom hit me with the first, middle and
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 8: last name, I'd laugh at her. I would go, oh,
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 8: bless your heart. You think that still works. I'm so
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 8: sorry mom that that ended a while ago, doesn't That
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 8: doesn't sting?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: Not anymore? Yeah, yeah, yeah, not anymore.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 5: I know. I don't know. Does that make me a
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 5: bad person? That kind of sounds like I'm an ass.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: No it doesn't. If like, uh oh wait, Jack just
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: turned around to me, like, give it a moment, keep talking.
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  Speaker 5: No, I just I don't know. I'm thirty six. My
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: mom hits me with the first, middle and last you
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: will always be her child, always, her baby, always, I
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: will always be her child. But the whole full name thing.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: Man, you put them on a colored shirt, and all
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: of a sudden, it's like, you know, man, daddy, it'll.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 8: Be way more offensive if if my mom just called
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 8: me my middle name, what is your name? My middle
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  Speaker 8: name is dumb, dude, It's weird.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: It's like it's family that I.
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  Speaker 5: Thought it was dumb. You literally thought it was dumb
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: that the name. He's told us.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I like ross dumb, padget that's actually kind of it. Yeah, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 8: it's quoit.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah for coitas. Yeah, it's really close to coitus.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 5: I didn't even think about that. It's really close to Coas.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 5: I've said this once, I'll say it again.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 8: Is that my middle name sounds like something that Pinky
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 8: would say after like in Pinky and.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: The Brain, Remember that cardoon, Oh yeah, and then he.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 8: Would be like no off, and that he would also
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 8: it sounds like you would go koit Like I've always
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 8: thought that about my middle name, is that I'm essential
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 8: and I am very pinky esque when it comes to
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 8: Pinky in the brain. Well you that, and you have
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 8: a pinky ring, pinky ring, tall goofy. I think he
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 8: also had not the whitest device. If I remember correctly,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 8: he was a pink rat. So they gave him the
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 8: bad eyes. He just looked, yeah, yeah.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: But your middle name doesn't that a family name?
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 8: I don't care, I don't. It sounds phonetically awful. Sound
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 8: It sounds like in the same cul de sac of gout.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 8: It sounds like you can get gout and then right
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 8: after you get out, you get quaked. Yeah, or it
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 8: sounds like you're saying court with a speech impediment.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 5: How is it spelled.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: I gotta check my I d O y T I believe.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go with that ass series.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 8: It's kind of like a dead name. Don't dead name me, bro.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 8: I do not like my middle name. I have never
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 8: enjoyed it.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: Mine is just Vanilla. That's a great name. No, it
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: would be so sick. I would that would the destiny
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: would be to be a stripper. It's Ann Ann is
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: my middle name. No E, just a n N.
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  Speaker 5: Come to the stage right now, Vanilla.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 8: Hey, And then Anne is a tough man name too,
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 8: because now your name is a sentence, right, you know,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 8: like it's Deborah Ann Roberts.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 5: So it's like it's all a very law for me.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: Now this is I've made this joke for years, but
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: it really is true. You know how some brides will
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: hyphenate their maiden name with their married name. Yeah, well
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: I never wanted to do that because it sounds like
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: a barking dog. Yeah debass Marava Roberts, yeah ERTs. And
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: then you have Roberts a smearn off and then have
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: a year off and then to rubber.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 5: Now I know why it's taking so long for this marriage.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: When a woman, when a woman hyphenates the name her
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: the surname.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: Is her name first or second or is it it's obstin.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it'd be her maiden name, hyphen her married name,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: just like in Latin cultures. So you take your father's
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 4: name and then you take your husband's name. So that's
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: why names in Latin culture are always so long, because
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: you take both names of both your parents. Yeah, my
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 4: best friend in Colombia, her nickname is Couchie. Really together,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 4: her full name was card mensas is Celia Vells Garcia.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: So you understand the need for nicknames.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 5: Let's go with Couchie. That's way easier for you, know.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: I sure hope the Seminal County firefighter is not sitting
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 4: in his car at this moment hearing this program and
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 4: going on being interviewed by who.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: Are they in the red room?
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: All right, So what we're gonna do is take a
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: quick break and then we're going to introduce you to
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 4: the Seminal County firefighter as well as the public information
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 4: director for Semonal County to tell us all about this
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: really cool firefighter challenge Seminal County will be hosting. I
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 4: believe it takes place. It's going to be in April
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: first and fourth. We'll get all the details next, so
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  Speaker 4: keep it right here. On the Jim Colbert Show on
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  Speaker 5: You get peeps, you.
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  Speaker 22: Open them, and you let them go stale in they
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  Speaker 22: a peep in the freezer. Buy peeps now, cut them open,
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  Speaker 22: put them in a package, let them get stale and
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  Speaker 22: eat him next year.
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  Speaker 5: I'll tell you you never had anything better.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 22: You don't know peeps. You don't know nothing.
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  Speaker 1: And that is what we call a hot take here
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  Speaker 1: on the Jim Colbert Show. Hot take on peeps. Man,
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  Speaker 1: of all the things to get passionate about, that was
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  Speaker 1: not on my BINGO card.
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  Speaker 5: To freeze my peep.
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  Speaker 1: You do that after you leave the room.
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  Speaker 5: Patchet is right Old Cala, April eleventh.
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  Speaker 4: And then our special guest co host today, Bob Fryer.
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  Speaker 5: Lovely to be here.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much again for co hosting with us today.
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  Speaker 1: We really do appreciate it.
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  Speaker 4: And then we've got a really cool event that Smoneal
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: County is getting ready to host early on in April,
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  Speaker 4: and here to talk to us about it is Seminole
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  Speaker 4: County Battalion Chief Jason Cabal.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing, Jason doing good?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Good for having me. Oh absolutely, thank you for coming in.
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  Speaker 1: We appreciate it.
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  Speaker 4: So what is this cool event that you have coming on?
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: It sounds very glattery, Gladdy ater or esque kind of.
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  Speaker 25: So basically, you know, health and fitness is a very
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 25: important part of firefighting, right, and so they have an
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 25: event where it's basically five tasks. They are very similar
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 25: to what you do on a real call, but then
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  Speaker 25: we do it for as fast as possible. As quick
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 25: as possible, so it'd be quite athletic. And you have
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 25: to run up a tower of five flights oh man,
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 25: full gear everything, carrying a hose pack, and then you
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 25: GetUp there you know the hoisting event where you hoist
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 25: up a hose, roll up to the fifth floor. Then
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 25: you run down it hit a fourth entry machine, which
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 25: about one hundred and seventy five pound sled they hit
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 25: to slide five feet, and then you run through a
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 25: bunch of cones. You pull a charged hose line, you
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 25: spray water, you knocked down a target, and then you
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 25: carry a dummy one hundred sixty five pounds dummy, you
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 25: got dragon one hundred feet.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting right here.
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  Speaker 14: You guys want a little bit.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 25: Well, now, the thing is it's a six minute time cap,
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 25: but the good guys are doing it in a minute,
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 25: thirty minute, twenty oh whoa, they're flying.
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  Speaker 8: Also to the people who last seven minutes though, right
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 8: if they go in six minutes and they just get decuged,
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 8: you're like, all right, well that was that was interesting
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 8: to watch.
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  Speaker 5: You're done for me stop. For me to do that,
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't need a timer, I'd need a calendar.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: No, for me to do that, just give me the
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: defibrillator before you even start. Yeah, so how heavy is
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: this hose hat that you.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 25: Can twenty two pounds they carry it the stairs, and
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 25: the forty two pounds that you hoist up to the top.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: And your gear though, your gear, your jacket, your boots,
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 4: your helmet. How much does that weigh?
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 25: The gear is roughly thirty thirty five pounds and the
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 25: air packs around thirty to thirty five pounds.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 14: As well, So you're roling seventy pounds roughly, and it
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 14: is one.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 6: Hundred and sixty five pound dummy? Is that the average
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 6: weight of a person that you might have to rescue
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 6: used to be?
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 14: I was gonna say, yeah, it's good, But you know.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 6: With into Florida, right, you've seeing us, you've been to
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 6: the malls.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 25: One hundred and sixty five has been the number that's
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 25: been for probably the last twenty years of the it's
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 25: been going on, and so it's.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 14: It's just kind of stayed as a standard.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: But I still like that responsive that it used to be.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 8: There's probably no better piece of commentary to talk about
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 8: America's health.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 5: It used to be used to be.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 9: You've got to update the doll for the firefighters because
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 9: it's just not realistic anymore.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 25: We did do that by accident. We made a dummy
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 25: that was two hundred and twenty five pounds that.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 5: We're talking, well, that's too heavy.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 12: I bet.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 13: Well.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: You know they're having to make bigger caskets, bigger toilets
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 4: just because we're getting which is.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 5: Funny, bigger. This is I will die in a five.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 14: Our guys are very good.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 9: Practice are getting smaller.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 4: Yet airline seats are getting smaller, and that's so they
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 4: can charge you more. So, Jason, this is not just
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 4: a Seminole county competition, right, You've got firefighters coming from where, well.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 25: They come from all over the country. They come from
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 25: all over the world. Really, yep, this is the first
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 25: event of this season Spectator Sport.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 5: We get to watch this.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 14: It's actually quite exciting to watch.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 5: I'm saying, can we sell tickets?
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 14: The tickets are free. You come over free this Friday. No,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 14: that's a great event. It's family. It's family fun.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 25: Friday is the relays and the tandems and so that's
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 25: all day long, and then Saturday is the individual runs
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 25: and that's also the Touch of Truck Day. Which is
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 25: from ten to two, right, so you come out, you
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 25: can see.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 3: The fire trucks.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 25: We probably have police vehicles out there as well. They
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 25: have food vendors, they have games for the kids.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: Can't love that.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 14: Oh it's an exciting event.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 25: They have the costumes for them to get to kind
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 25: of run like a miniature course for the kids, and
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 25: they get to see all the stuff.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 5: So well, what's great.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 4: What's cool is that ESPN has actually deemed this as
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 4: quote the toughest two minutes in sports and quote So
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 4: those are some pretty and that's from ESPN.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of some other sports like bowling. No,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 5: that's the I can't be.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 14: It's a little easier on the legions.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 25: It's a tough event. And the guys that do it
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 25: train a lot. We having practiced Monday, Wednesday and Friday,
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 25: try to train and get everybody set up and show
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 25: them the course the best we can and get everybody
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 25: as physically ready as possible. Even our achieve of the
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 25: Department's doing it, which is fantastic.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 6: But really, let me ask you this, because they will
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 6: I keep seeing all these things in my feet, Like
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 6: guys get to the gym and they waits and stuff.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 6: They're not as fit as the guys who do the
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 6: tai Chi challenge, right, they're all doing these or the
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 6: guys who are out running.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 5: What's the best physical shape that you can be in
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: for an event like this? Is it cardio? Is it strength?
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 14: It's a little bit of both. The cardio. It's such
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 14: a fast event. Yeah, that cardio is important, but it's
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 14: so quick that.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 25: You have to have the mixture of the cardio with
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 25: the muscles where you can really do some explosive movements
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 25: very quickly.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 5: All right, well let me shoot my shot. I once
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 5: ran a five k under thirty minutes. You're in okay.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 14: You gotta run the hose, you gotta run the cones,
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 14: you gotta pull the dummy.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 5: That's perfect.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 8: I'm six foot two, I got a pretty large gate,
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 8: so I feel like I can move. I vape a lot,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 8: so that's one strike against.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 14: Me, but it a little bit.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 5: You got two lungs, so that's two strikes.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 7: Agains.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 5: That's two lungs, but a lot of vaping. But like
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 5: that's not even real smoke, So like we're good. That's vape.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 5: He's firefighter material right there.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're in put him on the force.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I'm not scared of how many stairs?
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 21: Was it?
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 5: Four? Five? Five?
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 14: Five flights?
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 5: And then what am I holding? I'm holding a corpse
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 5: or a corpse sorry, if.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 6: You're rescuing them, there are yeah, yeah, I mean that
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 6: it's a forty two hose pack.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 25: Hose pack, yeah, plus all your gear. And if you're
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 25: doing the individual then you're wearing your mask and breathing air.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 4: No way as you're climbing five flights of stairs and
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 4: carrying a forty two pound Why do you guys do
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 4: this to yourself.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 14: That's that's real life.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 25: In case, you know, if you have an apartment fire
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 25: on the third floor, we've got to carry all that
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 25: hose up to the third floor. We've got to carry
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 25: all the equipment and everything like that. And to be honest,
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 25: that's actually kind of light.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 5: Hang on, are you on you have the mask on?
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 5: You're breathing the oxygen or no?
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 14: On the individual events?
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 5: Yes, sir, nice because I would need it.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: I need it just for the conversation.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 25: Yeah, it makes it harder to breathe because you have
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 25: to kind of you have to you have to initiate
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 25: the breath and they have to force against it, so
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 25: it's a little bit more work than just regular breathing.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 14: So it's it's a.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 8: Little more difficult, like a clogged pin. I got it,
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 8: you got you gotta break through. There's a little threshold,
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 8: there's a little kids and then once you cross that line,
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 8: you're like, all right there, right there we go. When
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 8: does the one hundred and seventy pound dummy get used
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 8: in this whole competition? I'm confused about that. That's why
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 8: that's I think where I'm gonna struggle.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 25: What is the very last event of the five events?
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 25: And it is a lot of times the's tough, but
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 25: you feel great going to it and you think, oh
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 25: I got this, and you pick him up and he
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 25: is extremely heavy all of a sudden because it forever.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 9: So how how do you Is there a requirement on
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 9: how you have to carry it? Because I know we've
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 9: heard of a fireman's carry like over the or can
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 9: you just drag I was.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: Going to ask, can you just drag them by their feet?
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 25: Well, the heels have to stay on the ground. You
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 25: can kind of pick them up. How you warn your
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 25: heels dummies, and you gotta go backwards.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 9: So the best way I would probably be under the
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 9: arm pits. And then you're dragging them correct how far?
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: How far?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 14: One hundred feet? Oh okay, don't sound like much till
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 14: till you pick them up. But then because about three
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 14: miles long.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 8: Because the human body is awkward where like sometimes top heavy,
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 8: bottom heavy. It's just like holding a like I'm not yeah,
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 8: I'm not sure if you've ever held somebody like an adult,
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 8: but it's like holding like a bag of water.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 5: If they go in, I've been there. It's a long story, just.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: Story.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, feet away from the bar, they got him like
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 5: the dummy.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the dummy, I would think is also kind of
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 8: flopping all.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 5: Over a little bit.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 25: He's a little stiffer, okay, so he doesn't really flex much,
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 25: so he's he's pretty rigid and when you pick him up,
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 25: it's kind of a street shot.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 5: All dummies have a good name. What do this dummy
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 5: has to have a name.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 14: We don't have a name for him.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what about ross spelled light sauce?
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 14: I will I will spin it to the group and
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 14: see what they say.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 5: Throw that in there we go. I would love that
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 5: dummy to be named Ross. Like, my work here is done.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: If that happens, name it Ross, I will see what
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: I can do.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 5: Bricket, that's you'll have to be there for.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: And then you know, Christen it or something. Wait, that's
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: probably not a good idea.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 9: This event is over several days. It's happening at the campus,
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 9: the Seminoles State College. Like, so what day is it
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 9: is good for spectators to go there and watch what's
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 9: going on?
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: Is it all the days or.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 14: Both days are great?
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 19: Uh?
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 14: Like I said, Friday is the tandems in the relay.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 25: So you have a lot of firefighters on the course
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 25: because when you do the relay, it's three to five
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 25: people per team, and two teams are going to go
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 25: at the same time. There's a red side and the
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 25: blue side, and they race against each other now and
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 25: the time is a little bit different with the way
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 25: the brackets work. But they're racing against each other, so.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 5: Competing where they win. We're talking next Friday, right a
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 5: week from them tomorrow?
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 5: Okay, the third and the fourth? Is there a prize
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 5: at the end? Uh?
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 14: Just just success and pride.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 4: And dragging rights man. You get to walk by all
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 4: the other firefighters and go you suck.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 25: Oh, don't say that, but it is a very tough event,
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 25: and you know it's you got to really commit to
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 25: going out there and doing it.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 14: It's not just uh, who's the.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 5: Guys, who's the first guy is going to do the
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 5: dumb joke we're on fire? You know, whats gonna do
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 5: that dumb joke?
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 23: Just us?
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 21: Just me, Jack?
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: Did you have something to say? No trophy?
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 12: Uh?
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 14: No, no trophy. But there are of different rewards, like
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 14: like you lions did.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 25: If you run a certain time, if you're super fast,
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 25: you get recognition to go to Worlds for that qualifying
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 25: times and then we get to world it's a bigger event.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: No t shirt, Yeah, you get no cake. Still work.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, they're trying to stay in shape.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 4: Speaking of worlds, since there's firefighters coming from all over
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 4: the world, is the training kind of standard for firefighting
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 4: everywhere or what's been the biggest difference you've maybe noticed
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 4: from the overseas?
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 6: Maybe maybe in Canada they do two thirds of it
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 6: something like that. A rate of exchange is what I'm
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 6: going for here.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 25: Actually, back a couple of years back, the Canadians came
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 25: down and they did really really well. Actually, but uh no,
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 25: the training is roughly the same because it's it's all
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 25: roughly the same skill set. You gotta be able to
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 25: climb stairs, you gotta be able to carry heavy objects.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 25: You gotta be able to drag people out. You gotta
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 25: be able to carry all the equipment. So the train,
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 25: you know, it's a lot of try and get to
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 25: the gym and stay cardio, try to stay muscular, try
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 25: to keep all that up to shape.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: Because obviously I need it the same thing. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: a lot of.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 14: Times called occupational athletes, right because of them being in radio.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 5: Got it sound? So keep yourself fit.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 4: That twelve once curls, it is out of all of
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 4: the you know, first responders, I think the ones who
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 4: have it the hardest when it comes to preparing for
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 4: the for the job is firefighters because the amount of
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 4: gear you have to wear running into a burning building
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 4: is incredible just just being able to do that.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: And then you get to the job.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 25: Yes, uh, you know, hydration plays a huge part. Sometimes
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 25: you had a busy dale ready and then you go
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 25: into another fire. Sometimes you get two or three in
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 25: a day, which you know, hey, what happens and.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 5: I've seen Backdraft, so I feel pretty well versed in this.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 14: It's a great movie.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 13: You all have.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 5: Fantastic What's the hardest part about fighting fire? Is it
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 5: the heat? Is it the spoke? Is it the I
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 5: don't know what else? Those are the two things I
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 5: know about fire.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 14: I have a question in shape, I think the hardest
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 14: part is keeping oriented.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 25: You know, kind of where you're at, where the rest
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 25: of the people are team, and how are things kind
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 25: of going.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 13: Uh.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 25: If you're not in shape, then just getting in the
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 25: building is sometimes extremely tough. And that's why firefar fitness
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 25: is so important.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 8: That seems like a shot at some coworker, and I'm
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 8: here for it, David. David's listening, Jason.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 5: One of my.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 8: Childhood best friends is a firefighter. He's a paramedic. He
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 8: is so I talked to him probably once every couple
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 8: of weeks, and one of the wildest things about him
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 8: growing into that profession is seeing how normalized it is.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 5: Whatever.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 8: Whoever's listening to this right now, imagine your nine to five.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 8: You see how good you are at your five and
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 8: how normalized it is, and how you know every little
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 8: square inch probably about your day, that shift of work.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 8: That's the same thing happening with my best friend. But
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 8: he is a hero for his nine to five, So
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 8: it's so wild. There's never a bad time to think.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 8: Any first responder, any paramedic, any firefighter to remind you.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 5: That it is still heroic work.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 4: And not only is it heroic work, but it's awesome
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 4: being in the public's parking lot when one of the
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 4: fire trucks pulls up for them to do their weekly
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 4: grocery shopping.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: That's fun too.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 14: We do shop.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 1: Yet they say it's some where it's a pleasure.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 9: Well, what is the shift on and off? Because the
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 9: hours are pretty brutal, or it's a schedule you have
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 9: to kind of get used to.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 14: You gotta get a little bit used to it and
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 14: your family to get used to it.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 25: Because it's twenty four hours on and then forty eight
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 25: hours off is the typical schedule. Yeah, some are twenty
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 25: four to seventy two. Some were forty eight ninety Six's
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 25: see us social Florida. It's twenty four to forty.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 8: H jack, dude, I'll be playing like video games with
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 8: my hero friend. He works down in Southwest Florida, and
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 8: all of a sudden over on the Xbox Chat, you
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 8: could just hear like, beep beep, why not as I'm
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 8: Sarah Tardo is a highway three seven five, And he
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 8: was like, I gotta go, Like, it's it's wild.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 5: That he is living. They live in the community of
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 5: their job. It's a crazy gig.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 1: So what are some of the things you do if
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: you are there for twenty four hours and there is downtime?
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 1: Is it video games? Is it cooking?
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 5: We hear you like, do you have the best cooks?
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 14: So I am social mixture. During the day, we do
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 14: a lot of training.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 25: You know, I got into the job. I did not
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 25: be going to school as much as they did, right
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 25: into as much training. But every day we got training.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 25: We got some sort of educational stuff, we got online training.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 25: We've got a bunch of things that you're always doing.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 25: Come evening time, if it's kind of slow, then y,
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 25: you can relax watch TV. But the thing a lot
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 25: of people don't realize is is we're there a third
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 25: of our lives and that is our second family, right. Yeah,
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 25: But then also like if you're in the middle of
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 25: dinner and the tones go off. You gotta go, Like
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 25: you're saying, you're playing the video games. He's got to go,
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 25: he's done, you're in the shower.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 8: I'm going I'm over here thinking about our damn FIFA
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 8: win loss record and our co op season.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 5: I'm like, but we need to win this.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 9: I used to watch Emergency fifty one. They always leave
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 9: the meal. It's always in the middle of the meal.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I always got to leave it.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 6: Right on the table, and someone forgot to turn off
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 6: the show.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 5: Can you imagine?
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 4: Here's another question, is is it true that fire has
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 4: a personality, and that the more you're a firefighter, the
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 4: more you can read the fire.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 25: Sometimes you you take a lot of training on how
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 25: the smoke is and how to read the smoke and
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 25: how to read how fire behavior is right, and so
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 25: you can predict decently what's going to happen. There's still
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 25: the biggest unknown is that we're getting so big now
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 25: that the buildings to walk through all of them and
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 25: know all the buildings intimately.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 14: Is extremely difficult.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 25: So a lot of times we're going to a building
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 25: that maybe we walked through a year ago, we haven't
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 25: seen before, and so the layouts changed and we don't
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 25: know where the rooms are, don't so you ge'd be
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 25: very adapt to keeping your awareness and keeping your situational
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 25: you know, space, so that you know what's going on
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 25: and where you're at, because you don't want to get
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 25: lost in the building. That's the pussible worst.
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  Speaker 9: Speaking of buildings in Seminole County, I'd like to point
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  Speaker 9: your direction to the I four ice, sour sir, the
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  Speaker 9: Majesty building under construction for twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Five seers or so. Yeah, what's going on? What can
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 1: you tell us?
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  Speaker 14: I don't know anything about that.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 9: Don't any building to be able to have the permit?
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 9: I thought they always had to like show that they're
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 9: under construction. I'm like, as far as inspections and stuff,
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 9: would you not know if you guys had to do
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 9: inspections or is that someone else's department entirely?
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 14: I am operations that would be inspections.
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  Speaker 1: I die, not my department. I don't know any story
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  Speaker 1: about you know.
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  Speaker 6: I think the the answer to most when a kid
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 6: is a kid and what do you want to be
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 6: when you grow up? The answer is normally firefighter, isn't
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 6: it is that most most of the people quite a
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 6: bit you were one the kids that had the little
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 6: red fire hat and all that.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 25: I wanted to be a truck driver actually, but maybe
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 25: kind of are well driving the big rigage?
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 5: Do you get to drive the truck?
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 14: I used to a smaller truck. I drive the fire suv.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 1: Now okay, so Jack again, you need to be there
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: at the Touch of Truck event so that you can
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 1: maybe go sit in the event.
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  Speaker 5: Jack is in his mid fifties.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, you're never too old to appreciate a fire truck.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 1: But then you got the driver. Yeah, they're so absolutely.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 14: I used to. I used to drive the tower truck
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 14: and that is the best job ever. Driving that truck
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 14: is fan.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 5: Have you ever been in a firehouse that has you know,
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 5: got the poll? Yeppe, you know, come on, you did
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 5: it right? Oh of course.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 14: It's a quick way down the stairs.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 1: And it's cool too. A lot of the fire trucks
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 1: are built in my home state of Wisconsin, I believe.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They talk about seeing them drive down highways and stuff,
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 4: bringing them back from where they buy them.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 25: I've been up there to that plant, have you really? Yeah,
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 25: it's a beautiful, it's amazing, it's gigantic.
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  Speaker 1: Well, welcome back over.
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  Speaker 5: Are you competing or no, I am you are.
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  Speaker 25: Yes, I'll be doing a tandem with my partner Bowman,
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 25: and then I'll be doing the relay race with a
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 25: couple of people from the stations, and then I'll be
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 25: doing the individual as well on Saturday.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 5: It's a pregame postil. But what's going on?
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  Speaker 20: What do you do?
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 5: It's no, not too much.
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  Speaker 1: Just usually striking rice, that's it.
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  Speaker 5: And then yeah, warm up and pull a hammy shot
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  Speaker 5: on the knee.
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  Speaker 14: We're not there yet. The shoulders are a little war
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 14: of that, right, But that's just old age.
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  Speaker 1: Oh is there?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's my question.
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  Speaker 6: Is there an age where at some point you feel
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 6: like most firefighters are like, Okay, I think that that's
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 6: going to do it for me.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 5: I can't do this anymore.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 1: That's when they go from operations to inspections.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 5: It's an unsolicited attack.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 1: You know, there are a lot of guys in.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 25: Their sixties that are still doing the job and they're
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 25: doing great, but it is a very physically demanding job.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so.
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  Speaker 25: You know, it's kind of each person's own own deal
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 25: of how fit they stayed act if they stayed throughout
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 25: their life because if if they haven't been for the
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 25: last twenty years, they're not going to find it at sixty.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I've been looking it's now I'm not finding
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 4: it anywhere, So listen, you definitely want to be there.
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  Speaker 4: It's April first through the fourth at Seminole State College
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 4: of Florida. Firefighters not just across the country, but the world,
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 4: converging in Seminole County for the inaugural All American Challenge
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 4: and Training camp.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: That preseason event. Where do folks go to get more
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 1: information like times and when the Touch of Truck event?
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 25: The fire Fight Combat League should have a Sorry, combat
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 25: I'm sorry, Firefight Challenge League. We'll have more information on
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 25: that website. Okay, I believe we have a link on
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  Speaker 25: our county page.
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  Speaker 5: Correct, Yeah, all right, cool a link.
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  Speaker 14: There as well.
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  Speaker 5: Is there a Firefighter Combat League because I'd like to
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 5: see that.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't like the way you said that, not that
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 5: I never seen one yet, and they've got access and stuff.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 14: Dangerous.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah only off duty, but you know what happens to
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 5: combat leagues on that league.
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  Speaker 1: Jason, thank you so much for coming in today and
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: sharing this really cool event.
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  Speaker 14: Thank you, Thank you for having me.
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  Speaker 4: I appreciate it absolutely. Welcome you guys out there, and
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 4: you're welcome back anytime. And please let us know if
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 4: you do name the dummy after Ross, we'll do all right.
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  Speaker 4: Excellent guys, put your hands together for battalion Chief Jason
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  Speaker 4: say you're last.
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  Speaker 1: Well come on, ye, thank you so much. We appreciate that.
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  Speaker 5: Bob.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe you can go out there and you know, compete.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 5: Pull a hammy, try the course. How much time have
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 5: you do exactly?
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  Speaker 1: Can I smoke?
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  Speaker 28: All right?
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: Anyway, we're going to take a quick break. Load up
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  Speaker 4: You've got deb Jack Rosser, special guest co host Bob
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  Speaker 4: Pryor who you speaking of?
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  Speaker 1: Jack? Let's see what's in the Jackie sack. All aboard
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  Speaker 1: chug get, chugg.
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  Speaker 5: Up jew jew clickity clack, clickity class yay, clickity clack.
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  Speaker 1: We've ever had awesome clickity.
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  Speaker 5: C Usually our clickity clack is click be sad or mad?
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  Speaker 5: So that was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 9: The prizes up for grabs or window will will get
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 9: to pick. Maybe it's a pair of VIP passes to
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 9: the fourteenth annual Sandford Tints and Paws Craft Beer Festival,
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 9: happening this Saturday. I will be there, and it's a
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  Speaker 9: pet friendly beer festival. Help raise hundreds of thousands of
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  Speaker 9: dollars that all goes directly to pet rescues in need.
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  Speaker 9: Over seventy breweries, food trucks, vendors, live, entertainment and community
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  Speaker 9: fun and beautiful historic downtown Samford. You can get details
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 9: at Pints and Pause dot com. We'll talk more with
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 9: Dom will be in tomorrow from the Supervillains. We'll be
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 9: talking to him and also west End Brewery and Training.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 9: He'll be here tomorrow. We'll talk all about pints and pause.
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  Speaker 9: But your chance to get VIP tickets. Also in the
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  Speaker 9: Jackie Sack, a pair of tickets to see Orlando City take.
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  Speaker 1: On the Houston Dynamo at Interim Coast Stadium.
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  Speaker 5: This happens April eighteenth.
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  Speaker 9: And finally, a pair of tickets to Mumford and Sons
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  Speaker 9: at the Benchmark International Arena that's in Tampa. That's August
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  Speaker 9: seventh for that show. Those are the prizes in the
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  Speaker 9: Jackie Sack.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that sounds great.
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  Speaker 4: So about Pryer, We're gonna give you the honor of
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 4: picking the which colorative pick first?
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  Speaker 19: What do we have? All?
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  Speaker 1: Five? Yeah? One through five?
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  Speaker 5: H's will strong me to go with two?
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  Speaker 13: Two?
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  Speaker 18: Is?
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  Speaker 1: Josh? Hey, Josh? How you doing fantastic? Zab All right?
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 1: Would you like to play a little game? Josh?
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  Speaker 5: Hello, yeah, yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Just be quiet, okay, Josh, you know how this game
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 4: is played. I'm going to make a statement followed by
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 4: four facts. However, one of those facts is a lie?
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 4: Find that lie and you get to go play in
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 4: the Jackie Sack.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready? I hope you are here?
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  Speaker 17: You go.
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  Speaker 4: On this day some eighty two years ago, a star
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 4: was born. Her name is Diana Ross. Here are three
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 4: fun facts about the iconic diva and one supreme lie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Brad you trickster. Number one.
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  Speaker 4: Motown Record signed her as a member of the Primets
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  Speaker 4: after graduating high school.
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  Speaker 1: Number two.
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  Speaker 4: Ross was the first female solo artist to score six
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 4: number one Billboard Hits number three. She has a fear
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 4: of dogs, stemming from a childhood incident on the streets
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  Speaker 4: of Detroit.
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  Speaker 1: Or number four.
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  Speaker 4: Including her work with the Supremes, she has released sixty
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 4: seven albums, which is the lie.
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  Speaker 5: You said?
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  Speaker 1: Number four? Number four? That is, in fact a fact.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Josh.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 5: Sixty seven sixty.
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  Speaker 1: Seven I know is not amazing. Thank you, Josh. Who
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 1: do we pick next?
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  Speaker 23: Bob?
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 5: Let's go with four? All right?
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 1: That would be Rob?
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  Speaker 13: Rob?
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  Speaker 1: How you doing good?
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  Speaker 3: How are you guys doing?
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  Speaker 10: I just want to say one thing before we do this.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 28: Jim, who are absolutely killing it today?
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 19: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you?
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  Speaker 12: Please?
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 18: Rob.
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  Speaker 1: Wish I could speak all right, here are your three
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 1: remaining facts. All right.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 4: Number one, Motown Records signed her as a member of
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 4: the Prime Mats after graduating high school.
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  Speaker 1: Number two.
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  Speaker 4: Ross was the first female solo artist to score six
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 4: number one Billboard hits or number three. She has a
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 4: fear of dogs, stemming from a childhood incident on the
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 4: streets of Detroit.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say number three, fear of dogs. And let's say
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  Speaker 1: you are a winner, Rob.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 4: Tickets say me you pick whatever you want. Rob, Thank
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 4: you so much for playing. We really appreciate that. You're welcome.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 4: Thank you for that compliment. That was very sweet of
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 4: you as well. It turns out the dog thing was
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 4: just made up by Brad.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, he just made it up.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Brad. That's awesome. Here are a couple more
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 1: fun facts about Diana Ross that she may not.
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  Speaker 5: Know, Brad the liar, Good job lying, Brad.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, she was meant.
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  Speaker 4: She was meant to play the singer with Steve McQueen
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 4: as her protector. Romantic interest in the bodyguard Now in
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 4: real life, one of Ross's bodyguards was former bouncer Lawrence
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 4: to Rod.
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 1: Do you know who that person is? Is a his
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 1: stage name Better known as mister t oh wow, Jack.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 5: I guess it's good. But every time you keep off
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 5: Ross like Diana, I think the same thing. Are ros
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 5: me too? I get well, you get confused with all
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 5: the time. The hair, it is the hair.
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  Speaker 4: And then lastly, this is a crazy stat This is
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 4: like Susan Lucci level crazy. Nominated for twelve Grammy Awards,
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 4: she was, she never won until twenty twelve, when she
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 4: received a Lifetime Achievement Award.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't That Sad?
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  Speaker 4: Sixty seven albums one of the most iconic music groups
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 4: all female groups, in the history of music, and yet
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 4: took her until twenty twelve to get a life achievement.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 6: We're just hanging out with Michael Jackson. At some point,
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 6: let's get her an award and.
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  Speaker 8: The awards defense. It's a lifetime achievement award. Those take
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 8: a lifetime, you know, Like.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but you know George Clooney has one of those already.
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  Speaker 6: You know, it was handed these days out.
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  Speaker 8: You know, like you, I don't know, it's hard to
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 8: get choosy over a lifetime achievement.
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  Speaker 5: I mean it's a good one. It's a good one
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 5: the ones to have. That's a good one.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 1: Sinking of a good One's Ross? What do you got
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 1: coming up? For thoughts?
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 5: First time?
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  Speaker 8: It would be weird to get a lifetime achievement ward
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 8: at like twenty five.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 5: Everyone would be pissed to be like, what the hell
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 5: unless you're you know, Neil Armstrong.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but even then I'd be like, well, what happens
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 8: in his thirties? You know, he might do something real bad, But.
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  Speaker 5: Then again, he's in a hero.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 8: What I'm trying to get at is today's Ross Stotts
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 8: is kind of already an homage to what I'm getting at.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 5: If you've picked up on this tone, if you've picked
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 5: up on this vibe.
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 8: The reason why is because there is bad things happening
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 8: all around the world, but we also live in a
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 8: very first world society. We do, so it's very hard
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 8: to complain about first world problems.
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 5: But where did they go? Where did those complaints go?
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  Speaker 19: They go?
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  Speaker 8: On Thursday March twenty six, six o'clock Ross Thoughts and
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 8: five to six minutes of after commercials, we'll do that next.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 5: All my first world problems coming up next?
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 1: Hey, Ross, what's racecar spelled backwards?
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  Speaker 14: It's racecar? Well, what's racecar?
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 3: Upside?
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  Speaker 11: Down.
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  Speaker 15: That's a bad time.
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 1: All the dad jokes you can handle.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Jim Pulbert Show, Real Radio one
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  Speaker 4: of four point one. Having a good time here. Thank
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 4: you so much for a spending part of your Thursday
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 4: with us. Hope you're having a safe drive home. A
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 4: lot of rain out there. Was not expecting it, so
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 4: definitely give yourself some extra time on your way home.
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  Speaker 4: We've got you covered all the way to your driveway
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  Speaker 4: and beyond. Jim will be back with us next week
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  Speaker 4: after his golf tournament.
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  Speaker 1: You got dead Jack.
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  Speaker 4: Our special guest co host Bob Fryer today, Ross Paget.
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  Speaker 1: And speaking of Ross, let's get some of his thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird, it's funny.
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  Speaker 5: Do you have AC problems sometime? You can change that.
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  Speaker 8: well you need call Mills Air. That's what I did
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  Speaker 8: my AC unit, which I honestly need to probably call
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  Speaker 8: them just to make sure.
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  Speaker 5: Like everything's good for the summer, right, Yeah, I haven't and.
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 8: It still hasn't had a hiccup. I'm still on it.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna be proactive. I'm not a bad adult.
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  Speaker 13: I am.
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  Speaker 8: I'm working on it, other version of me. But call
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  Speaker 8: Mills Air, go ahead and hook you up with a
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  Speaker 8: carrier unit. Now today's rostots, listen. I don't want to
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 8: just show up and be a negative Nancy, but like
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 8: I'm a negative ned all right, Like I'm a negative Nigel.
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 8: I'm not a Nancy, but I'm And I don't want
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 8: to show up and complain because even though I do
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 8: think that whenever I plane, it can be looked at
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 8: as very entertaining, which is yes a problem in my marriage, and.
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  Speaker 5: And it's very hard to take me like seriously a
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 5: lot of the times.
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  Speaker 8: So let me just throw this little disclaimer before I
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 8: get to my big like bitch complaint fest. Let me
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 8: preface this by saying, my life's great. Everything's going good.
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 8: I love being a dead I love my wife. I
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 8: can't wait to go home to mow my scabby ass backyard,
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 8: to see there I go. It's really hard. I can
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 8: only get I can only stay happy for about three
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 8: or four sentences right now, and then it just starts
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 8: to topple because it's so much more fun to just
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 8: let it go of those bad things this morning, how
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 8: about this? This is my little first world complaint. I
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 8: should be I should be grateful for my car.
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 5: I love my car.
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 8: You said that a lot lately, that you love your car,
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 8: But you should be grateful for just transportation. It's borderline
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 8: a miracle. And now, granted, if you're on a bus,
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 8: this might not be for you. But if you have
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 8: a car, all right, cars are pretty sick, no matter
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 8: how old and all that. So why is it when
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 8: I had a hoopedie, a piece of crap vehicle, I
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 8: drove that thing all around Orlando, Jack not a single
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 8: rock off of any truck, No, not.
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  Speaker 5: A single rock anything to ever kiss my windshield. Get
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 5: a new car. Love my car. It's not new, it
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 5: was pre owned.
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 8: Then, I'm like a year and a half into this
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 8: this morning, I've already had two cracks in the windshield,
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 8: these little, two little chowed cracks. Right, they're a little
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 8: whiter than they are tall. So they're going left and right,
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 8: not up and down. This morning behind a truck. I'm
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 8: going thirty five.
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 5: I don't know what.
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 8: A whole brick, maybe an entire brick spidered my entire window.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 8: Left side of the window. I'm just trying to get
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 8: coffee from me and wifey. Oh no, yeah, yeah, driver's
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 8: side too. So now it's just and now it looks
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 8: like somebody missed. It looks like I am some sort
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 8: of bandolero or some sort of agent. And i just
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 8: got out of a card chase. So I'm on my
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 8: way to coffee, and I'm like, all right, At least
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 8: I was proactive and I and my wife has been
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 8: telling me about the whole mobile order pickup thing, so.
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 5: I decided to give that. Do you guys do that?
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 1: I've done that before. Yes. Do you like it?
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I hate it. I'm done with it.
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 8: Why because it's awkward and it's weird. And I listen,
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  Speaker 8: I know this is a first world problem, but the
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 8: mobile order pickup is just another getting you to spend
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  Speaker 8: more money on whatever stores electronic digital currency that they have.
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 8: If you have like one of those fast food apps
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 8: or any of those apps, that's all that is keep
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 8: you more invested. I show up mobile order pickup for coffee.
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 8: I walk up there was no coffee. It's said to
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 8: be done ten minutes ago. Oh so now I have
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 8: to look at First of all, the first thing I
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 8: do is just stare aimlessly into the abyss of air
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 8: into this coffee shop.
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 5: Because I'm like, I don't know what to do. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: it's said it's done. So I bring up.
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  Speaker 8: I talk up to one of the employees. I go,
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  Speaker 8: I think a mobile order pickup is happening. This is
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 8: why I don't like mobile order pickup. They go, yeah,
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 8: it's on its way.
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  Speaker 6: If you're taking ten minutes to pick up a coffee
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 6: that's pre ordered, you're just showing disdain for that coffee
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 6: that's been sitting there for a while.
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 5: So well, that's the thing.
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 8: When the response is it's on its way, you don't know,
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 8: And I don't know because we haven't had the person
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 8: to person exchange of confirmation of whatever I want is
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 8: on its way. So I go ahead stair into the
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 8: abyss once again. Five more minutes passed until they realize
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 8: what's wrong with sad guy and pajama's over there.
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 1: I looked homeless now pajamas on top of it.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 8: I look, yeah, it was, I mean they were sweatpants,
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 8: but I use mes pajamas, which if you're what, yeah,
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 8: that's worse. It's worse when you normalize sweatpants like that.
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 8: And I'm wearing slides, so it looks like I sell
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 8: pain killers and you're you're you're.
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 5: You're driving a car with a Charlotte Web windshield. That's
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 5: just the brutal.
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 8: So then I'm wearing sweatpants out of a cracked window.
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 8: I'm just basically John Travolting in the middle of this.
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna name it Starbucks and it is. I
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 8: just have my hands in my pocket, just waiting for
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 8: the coffee, and then finally they go, I'm sorry, what
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 8: are you waiting for?
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 8: I was well, you said I had, Like there's just
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 8: so much confrontation, Like the whole point of mobile order
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 8: pickup is to skip the whole exchange of that, and
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 8: now here we are.
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 5: I thought this is gonna be fast. It was not.
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 5: And I understand that it's hard. I know I'm getting
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 5: older because this.
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 8: Is just the signs of the times changing, whether it's
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 8: the custom tip amount at the end of stuff, which
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 8: there needs to be a rule book because I'm breaking
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 8: out in hives. Every time I order something at any
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 8: business casual place right now, went to a brewery, picked
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 8: up a four pack of beer right at the end.
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 5: Boom, do I tip on beer out of a brewery?
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 5: It's in cans? I asked, Is that awkward?
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 19: No?
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I asked him, My god, how much do I
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 5: tip you guys on this?
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 13: What are the rules on this?
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 5: What say you?
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 9: I think he'll have the same answer that Glenn Klausman
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 9: has for everyone who asks how much insurance they should get?
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 5: As much as you can afford.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, I thought You're definitely gonna sayuninsured motorist coverage.
• 2:06:41
  Speaker 5: As much as you can afford.
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 8: That's where I think I get upset and we have
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 8: ross thoughts like this because like this is just a
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 8: sign of the times. How about this, dude, I am
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 8: going out to these business, fast casual places now, and
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 8: tell me if this makes me a monster because I
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 8: like tipping. I enjoy tipping.
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 9: But if I'm taking tip instead of charity, I am
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 9: allously give nothing to charity because you tip.
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 5: Well, it's because I'm paranoid about donating.
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 8: Like whenever they're like you want to round a dollar
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 8: to a foundation that might not exist in two years.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't know, dude, where where is this
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 5: money going? What is this American Heart Association you speak of.
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 8: I'm not saying that there aren't good charities, but I
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 8: rather go ahead and help out.
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 5: Todd helping me out with this pizza right now?
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 1: What happened to the first harvest.
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying I'm perfect.
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 8: I'm just saying that's how I go about life because
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 8: there's so many ways to go about this thing. And
• 2:07:44
  Speaker 8: then I go, so, what do you do on tipping?
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 8: I took beer out over refrigerator.
• 2:07:49
  Speaker 1: I don't think you should tip anything.
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 5: You don't don't tip that.
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 1: Why would you tip?
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 4: They didn't do anything, But now that you mentioned it,
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 4: now they're expected.
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 5: Guess what They said five? So I tipped twelve percent?
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 5: How about seven? They said five to ten?
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I wanted to go a little bove. Here
• 2:08:08
  Speaker 8: you go, because I don't donate the charity.
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 5: You see, I can do that. You don't just be
• 2:08:17
  Speaker 5: shelling out your ear Shellyes, I just and.
• 2:08:22
  Speaker 1: Then like I wanted did you go to the wrong Starbucks?
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 1: Did you ever get your coffee?
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 8: I got my coffee after I looked homeless for about
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 8: twenty minutes, just roaming around looking like, where's the Wi Fi?
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 1: Can I have it? Did they apologize? Did they give
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 1: you any explanation?
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 12: No?
• 2:08:37
  Speaker 8: No, I've just done with the mobile order pickup. I'm
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 8: done with the whole app. Things you can order on
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 8: the app. Just let me walk up to the register, yep.
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 8: And then you walk up to the register and guess
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 8: what that cashier is doing.
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 1: Dude, they're punching it in on a different screen.
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 8: No, that cashier is like, we'll be right there with you.
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 8: We have like we just got bombarded by Uber Eats drivers.
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 8: We have to take care of that first before we
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 8: get to the living human being in front of me.
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 8: Twenty twenty six is about to be the death of me. Guys,
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 8: I don't think I'm gonna make it.
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 5: How many more mons we go? Like eighteen?
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 8: No, it feels like that though, God, al my, it
• 2:09:18
  Speaker 8: does feel that way, like and it's hard, Like I
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 8: love my car and I love I love that it
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 8: looks like I don't like it.
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 5: It looks like I love that. It looks like I
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 5: don't care just because you're driving it, like as Ventura.
• 2:09:32
  Speaker 9: I love the app ordering you're saving you're getting a
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 9: better deal. It's right, you walk in and it's ready.
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 9: Well for most of us, it's ready when you walk in,
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 9: when you do it right, Why is it?
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 5: Is it a better deal?
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 14: A lot?
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 5: They'll give you better deals to encourage you to use
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 5: the app.
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 9: That's why on Wednesdays and Sundays you could get a
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 9: McDonald's hamburger or cheeseburger for sixty seven cents.
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 5: Sixty seven.
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 1: I said it six seven.
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 5: They're really leaning into that, they are.
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 8: I thought it died. Oh no, that's the commercial. Oh god,
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 8: that's what they said in the cover on frost.
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 5: I need to cool down. Mills are way to bring
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 5: it back around exactly.
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 1: That's there's this full circle.
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 5: That was good.
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 4: All right, Well we we're gonna take a little break
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 4: when we come back. Oh we have the sweetest, sweetest
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 4: Florida man story.
• 2:10:29
  Speaker 5: Oh really.
• 2:10:29
  Speaker 4: Oh we're gonna talk about that next, so keep it
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 4: here on the Jim Culbert Show on Real Radio one
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 4: A four point one.
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 13: Oh he no.
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 23: So when I was a server and I have four
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 23: or five tables and then all of a sudden someone
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 23: called in. Now they just double trumbles at me in
• 2:10:58
  Speaker 23: another section, and now I'm getting drinks for them, and
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 23: then the first two tables are ready to check out,
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 23: and your boy or girl at Starbucks just turns around
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 23: with something that was made for him.
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 13: I expect the same tip.
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 21: No.
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 14: Today is Ros's Thoughts is brought to see you by Safelight.
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  Speaker 14: Really want to blow your mind. All of South America
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 14: except for Ecuador and a little piece of broom are
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 14: east of Florida. They're ahead and time.
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 1: Wow, you win that for a second.
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  Speaker 31: We Hey, i's it o'hanna and big shout out to
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 31: you brother Bob over there. Yeah, jump in on this
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 31: eastern candy thing. And while I rarely eat candy, there's
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 31: only a number one thing for me. What during Easter?
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 31: Actually it's a year round thing. Can only be brother off.
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 31: We all geeked up over here for your show at Pineapples.
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 31: Cannot wave bro, We'll catch up Aloha.
• 2:12:09
  Speaker 1: Aloha brother.
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  Speaker 13: Love that.
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 8: But before that show at Pineapples you can catch me
• 2:12:16
  Speaker 8: live in Okalla at Marion Theater April eleventh.
• 2:12:20
  Speaker 5: Tickets are at Rosscomedy dot com. Do you guys hear that?
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 5: That's me being a professional comediano. How do you spell Ross?
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 5: It's spelled like sauce. That's r a u ce. I'm trying.
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 4: Hey, absolutely get your tickets. Man, that's cool that you're
• 2:12:40
  Speaker 4: going to be up in O'Kelly.
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 1: You really like it there.
• 2:12:42
  Speaker 5: I love Okalla and I love you. It has worked
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 5: out for me in the past Sports Country.
• 2:12:47
  Speaker 8: But can I be honest with you a little tm
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 8: I here, yeah, a little behind the scenes. Originally, I remember,
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 8: for all my comedy shows, my whole number one goal
• 2:12:58
  Speaker 8: is for twenty dollars tickets. I always tell the venue,
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 8: just make it a twenty dollars ticket. Just make it
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 8: a twenty dollars ticket. This venue, though, by accident, went
• 2:13:05
  Speaker 8: ahead and I believe the first three rows are thirty
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 8: dollars tickets.
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 29: Wow.
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 8: And as soon as I was about to be like,
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 8: oh sorry, guys, there's one miscommunication, there's that instead of
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 8: thirty dollars tickets in the front, we'll just make it twenty,
• 2:13:20
  Speaker 8: someone had already bought like five tickets in the front row.
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 8: So now I'm super stressed out about this nightmare scenario
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 8: where the room's going to be packed except for the
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 8: first front three rows.
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 5: That's worried about that.
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 1: I don't think you should thirty dollars for a ticket.
• 2:13:39
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 5: There's gonna be at least five people there. Yeah, yeah,
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 5: and then they're gonna think the silver lining Bob. They're
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 5: gonna think that like I'm Gallagher or something. No, no, no,
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 5: your rows are half full.
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 8: Like I'm smashing fruits and everyone's afraid of the front.
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know. It's a nightmare. We'll see what happens.
• 2:13:58
  Speaker 4: We'll keep you posted, all right. So that's Rosscomedy dot
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 4: Com April April eleven. That's coming up quick. And then
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 4: when are you going to be in Pineapples?
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 5: That's going to be later on in the I have
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 5: to look at he's so busy. What's so busy?
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 1: He is very busy.
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 4: And what's cool is you've already got people calling and
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 4: saying they're looking forward to that show. Yeah, exactly up
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 4: in Marion County, Sumter County, Lake County. Get your tickets
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 4: at Rosscomedy dot com. Speaking at comedy, Yeah, you guys
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 4: want to talk a little Florida man's story here.
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 1: To Florida Man. All right, here we go. We'll let
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 1: you We'll let him tell you for himself.
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 4: So a man described as highly intoxicated is accused of
• 2:14:42
  Speaker 4: causing a security breach over in Vaalusiah County.
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 1: Holly Hills.
• 2:14:47
  Speaker 4: Brian Parker was allegedly really drunk yesterday and apparently very
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 4: high when he drove through a gate at Daytona International
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 4: Airport and onto an active runway.
• 2:14:58
  Speaker 1: He ran onto the airfield.
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Sheriff's office says he tried to enter a
• 2:15:06
  Speaker 4: running airplane, but it was locked.
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 5: The airplane was running and yet locked.
• 2:15:12
  Speaker 4: He say he was able to get into two other planes, though,
• 2:15:19
  Speaker 4: before a security and airport staff caught up to him.
• 2:15:25
  Speaker 1: Now Here we go.
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 4: Parker was booked into the Volusia County Branch Jail on
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 4: charges of attempted aircraft piracy, burglary of a conveyance, felony, trespass,
• 2:15:41
  Speaker 4: indecent exposure, criminal mischief, DUI with damage, and refusal to
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 4: submit to d UI testing.
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 1: Here's what he had to say for himself.
• 2:15:53
  Speaker 30: What's the deal, man, I don't remember.
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 5: A bunch of rugs.
• 2:16:02
  Speaker 3: And cocaine, drinking and smoking.
• 2:16:05
  Speaker 5: Pot AfOR why you gotta bring pot in that?
• 2:16:11
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 2:16:12
  Speaker 13: Like what we did, we.
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 5: Didn't do it.
• 2:16:14
  Speaker 1: Drum that gateway to the air force.
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 5: And why do you say it last? Why do you
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 5: say it last?
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 1: He buried the lead. There you go, Florida Man's strikes again.
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 5: Hang on, you didn't explain the indecent exposure. We don't know.
• 2:16:31
  Speaker 1: No, they didn't have enough space in the story to
• 2:16:34
  Speaker 1: write all that.
• 2:16:34
  Speaker 8: I probably boothed something he's probably hiding.
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 1: But the takeaway is I went to an AA meeting.
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 4: The next thing I know, I'm drinking, doing cocaine and
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 4: smoking pot.
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 8: That is just I have always kind of thought that
• 2:16:51
  Speaker 8: that is the chance that you are risking whenever you
• 2:16:54
  Speaker 8: have an AA meeting because you have a bunch of
• 2:16:56
  Speaker 8: people who are kind of struggling. Yeah, you have people
• 2:17:01
  Speaker 8: who are struggling, all meeting each other for the first time.
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 5: And reminding themselves of back when they used to have
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 5: a good time.
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that twelve step program.
• 2:17:09
  Speaker 6: They don't talk about that thirteen step because doing cocaine
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 6: from marijuana.
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 4: I am just I'm amazed, because again, how do you
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 4: go from an AA meeting yeah, to crashing. I mean,
• 2:17:21
  Speaker 4: he's got a beautiful blue Mustang that's all busted up.
• 2:17:24
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna guess he lost one of those chips.
• 2:17:26
  Speaker 3: Said he.
• 2:17:30
  Speaker 5: Have six month chip. We're gonna need that back. The
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 5: last thing he said was, I'm all in chip in
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 5: the center of the table. How old is this guy?
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 1: He is fifty eight years old. That's my age exactly.
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 1: Have you seen his picture?
• 2:17:45
  Speaker 5: I oh, if you haven't, nan By Stations, let's see
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 5: this thing.
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 1: You have it.
• 2:17:49
  Speaker 29: I love it.
• 2:17:50
  Speaker 9: I love when Bob goes into tv TV mode all
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 9: the way go bad By Stations on the West Coast
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 9: came to live feet.
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 5: Oh there he is.
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 1: Look, that is a hard fifty eight.
• 2:17:59
  Speaker 5: He has been and rode hard and put up with
• 2:18:01
  Speaker 5: and I are the same. Aide, We're not We're not
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 5: going to bring it up. We're not going to bring
• 2:18:05
  Speaker 5: it up. That's a go tea less Jim. That's Jim basically.
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 1: That is the same age as Jim Colbert as well.
• 2:18:13
  Speaker 5: No way, ye wow, dude, that's that's Tim Flobert right there.
• 2:18:19
  Speaker 4: If you're watching us on our YouTube channel, Jack has
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 4: put the photo up for you to peruse as well.
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 1: Is it just mirror? Does he look a little confused
• 2:18:26
  Speaker 1: as to why he's there?
• 2:18:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he just looks confused as why he's anywhere.
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 1: So I went to an AA meeting and now I'm here.
• 2:18:35
  Speaker 8: So he went full GTA five Trevor, and he went
• 2:18:38
  Speaker 8: ahead and went after multiple planes.
• 2:18:41
  Speaker 1: Multiple planes. And that's not even like he had a
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 1: flight to catch.
• 2:18:44
  Speaker 4: He just busted through the gate and drove onto the
• 2:18:48
  Speaker 4: runway and tried to enter, you know plane. It was
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 4: actually a like an airport technician who had to drag
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 4: him out.
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 5: And with the indecent exposure charge. I'm glad this is
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 5: a chest up photo exactly.
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 9: Tried to board at one running occupied playing. Yeah, it
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 9: was locked. There were I guess people were inside.
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 1: So there you go. That's why you couldn't get into
• 2:19:07
  Speaker 1: that one. No injuries reported. Wow, I mean piracy. I
• 2:19:13
  Speaker 1: know that is the first time I've ever heard of
• 2:19:15
  Speaker 1: that charge.
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 8: All Right, I gotta be careful what I say here.
• 2:19:19
  Speaker 8: But you guys, remember you guys know about sky King,
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 8: Remember sky King sky King twenty eighteen. Guy took a plane. Yeah,
• 2:19:26
  Speaker 8: and then he's over the intercom and then he ended
• 2:19:28
  Speaker 8: up kind of like not having like some weird devoted
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 8: fan base. But you can hear his final words. He
• 2:19:34
  Speaker 8: ends up crashing the plane. I believe he dies in
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 8: his plane press yeah, and he's but that event is
• 2:19:41
  Speaker 8: still looked at with like some level of like, I
• 2:19:46
  Speaker 8: like admiration, admiration because of the just absolute, full tilt
• 2:19:51
  Speaker 8: in to free will by all means. I'm not saying
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 8: this is a good idea, do not do this, just
• 2:19:58
  Speaker 8: to clarify, but I also so like part.
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 5: Of me is like, this guy had one hell of
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 5: a night.
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah he did super illgally can't do it, and thank
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 8: god he didn't get you know, actually airborne. Right, he
• 2:20:09
  Speaker 8: didn't get airborn. Hey, you know, I hate to do this,
• 2:20:13
  Speaker 8: but this does. This is a nice segue into an
• 2:20:15
  Speaker 8: experience I had on just the second flight, second to
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 8: the last flight I had.
• 2:20:19
  Speaker 6: Speaking of locked doors on airplanes, the green light is
• 2:20:23
  Speaker 6: on for the bathroom, so I figure, well, now's the
• 2:20:25
  Speaker 6: time to go before we land. I walk up there,
• 2:20:28
  Speaker 6: open the door. The look on her face in my face,
• 2:20:32
  Speaker 6: staring right at each other, was uh, it's both burned
• 2:20:35
  Speaker 6: into my brain. Yeah, that's something I'll never forget. I
• 2:20:37
  Speaker 6: slammed the door shut.
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 5: Look at the steward.
• 2:20:40
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, flight attendant, and I say, whatever happened to
• 2:20:43
  Speaker 6: people locking the door when they go to the bathroom?
• 2:20:46
  Speaker 5: And she's like, hey, what my world's been forty five years?
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 5: Happens all the time, like seriously kidding me.
• 2:20:52
  Speaker 1: She wasn't in midwipe or anything.
• 2:20:54
  Speaker 5: She was she would see it.
• 2:20:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not sure what was going on, but I
• 2:20:59
  Speaker 6: didn't ask any questions.
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 5: I just slammed the door, just like a portal let.
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 9: What I some people might not realize is when you lock,
• 2:21:05
  Speaker 9: it is when it changed exactly signed from if you don't.
• 2:21:10
  Speaker 5: If you don't, it's gonna stay green. And I choose
• 2:21:13
  Speaker 5: ignorance on this claim.
• 2:21:15
  Speaker 1: It sounds a little bit like she was planning on
• 2:21:17
  Speaker 1: someone walking in and getting them.
• 2:21:18
  Speaker 5: A little bit of a show, not the position she was.
• 2:21:21
  Speaker 1: Good Lord, I want to hear more about this story,
• 2:21:24
  Speaker 1: but I want to keep our license.
• 2:21:25
  Speaker 8: My wife walked on me midwipe and it's been a
• 2:21:28
  Speaker 8: disaster ever since.
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 5: So we're only having one child.
• 2:21:32
  Speaker 3: It's been bad.
• 2:21:34
  Speaker 5: It's I don't know if she's ever really returned. I
• 2:21:41
  Speaker 5: did not mean to take this show that way.
• 2:21:44
  Speaker 9: It's one piece of wedding advice I got from my
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 9: older sister. She says, just you know, just close the
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 9: bathroom door. Really, don't go to the bathroom in front
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 9: of each other.
• 2:21:54
  Speaker 5: But I'll never forget it was. My wife has beautiful eyes. Yes,
• 2:21:58
  Speaker 5: she does. I've never seen him that big.
• 2:22:02
  Speaker 8: Because she was confused why, because she was wondering technique exactly.
• 2:22:06
  Speaker 1: She was wondering from the front.
• 2:22:08
  Speaker 8: She was wondering why I was standing looking like a
• 2:22:11
  Speaker 8: praying mantis. Yeah, I'm a standard and I'll.
• 2:22:13
  Speaker 5: Die on that hill. I don't care.
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, I sit down and I sit
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 8: down in the shower, and I stand when I do that.
• 2:22:23
  Speaker 5: Not the whole time, I mean for the no, not
• 2:22:26
  Speaker 5: the whole time, but for the for the paperwork. Yeah, yeah,
• 2:22:29
  Speaker 5: for the paperwork.
• 2:22:31
  Speaker 6: Aren't you afraid of a little, you know, a little
• 2:22:35
  Speaker 6: little flight over London dropping a few.
• 2:22:36
  Speaker 1: Bombs on the little Dingleberry situation.
• 2:22:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe something comes loose. All right, listen, you better
• 2:22:44
  Speaker 5: put your finger over that dumb button. This is about
• 2:22:47
  Speaker 5: to get rid of ending on a low note.
• 2:22:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, I had something about a tourist sirring over
• 2:22:53
  Speaker 4: hers alsa.
• 2:22:53
  Speaker 5: But this is so much better.
• 2:22:56
  Speaker 8: Well, this is well listen, I'm not proud of it,
• 2:22:59
  Speaker 8: but it's just how I was taught. Okay, it's kind
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 8: of like how I yeah, yeah, it's how my dad
• 2:23:04
  Speaker 8: taught me.
• 2:23:04
  Speaker 6: You know, I don't think they'll think your body I
• 2:23:06
  Speaker 6: think your body kind of comes together a little bit
• 2:23:08
  Speaker 6: to put a leg up on the sink.
• 2:23:09
  Speaker 4: What happens when he did say he looks like a
• 2:23:11
  Speaker 4: praying mantis? Describe the praying mantis.
• 2:23:15
  Speaker 5: Drinking from a you know you were taught by your dad. Yeah,
• 2:23:18
  Speaker 5: before you the prop.
• 2:23:23
  Speaker 8: So before you guys start throwing jabs, just know you're
• 2:23:26
  Speaker 8: also making fun of my dad as well.
• 2:23:27
  Speaker 5: So my dad did this like.
• 2:23:30
  Speaker 8: I'm a standard like my father before me. Okay, all right,
• 2:23:33
  Speaker 8: all right, coy okay, all right, all right?
• 2:23:36
  Speaker 5: What did that become a bully?
• 2:23:38
  Speaker 23: What?
• 2:23:38
  Speaker 5: What happened here?
• 2:23:39
  Speaker 1: It's been in there?
• 2:23:40
  Speaker 5: What's happening? She's got that gene?
• 2:23:43
  Speaker 8: There is one thing, there's one detail that I will
• 2:23:47
  Speaker 8: be vulnerable and share.
• 2:23:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, will you be heard if we laugh?
• 2:23:52
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I didn't.
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 8: Is that like when my when that happened, right we
• 2:24:00
  Speaker 8: She looked, she was confused. I went, oh no, and
• 2:24:03
  Speaker 8: then I closed the door. It's not even a close,
• 2:24:05
  Speaker 8: it's a slide. It's one of those doors without a
• 2:24:07
  Speaker 8: door handle, but a little little screwdriver, a little place thing.
• 2:24:11
  Speaker 1: You pooped with the door open.
• 2:24:13
  Speaker 8: No, I know it was closed okay, it was closed.
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 8: She opened it up, thinking, no, when I didn't know
• 2:24:19
  Speaker 8: you were home. Next thing she knows, she sees the
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 8: mantis for the first time.
• 2:24:28
  Speaker 5: I'm looking like Ralph Macho and the Karate Kid.
• 2:24:34
  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna lie, so like this is this is
• 2:24:37
  Speaker 8: the funniest part. This is my favorite part. This is
• 2:24:39
  Speaker 8: why I'm even sharing this because, like I would say, like,
• 2:24:42
  Speaker 8: I don't know, seven ten days ago by, we have
• 2:24:46
  Speaker 8: not talked about it for like a while.
• 2:24:48
  Speaker 5: Don't talk about it. Yeah, hey, I was wondering if
• 2:24:52
  Speaker 5: you want to know.
• 2:24:56
  Speaker 18: The other day.
• 2:24:56
  Speaker 5: No, were not married.
• 2:25:01
  Speaker 8: This, this happened a long time ago, and she's still
• 2:25:03
  Speaker 8: Marris still married.
• 2:25:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:25:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but we are a couple of years in. So
• 2:25:07
  Speaker 8: it's like one of those things that maybe at month
• 2:25:09
  Speaker 8: four you leave a guy, but two years in you're like,
• 2:25:11
  Speaker 8: I just got my power.
• 2:25:13
  Speaker 1: Through build up too much good will?
• 2:25:15
  Speaker 17: You know?
• 2:25:17
  Speaker 8: I heard this advice recently is that if your partner
• 2:25:19
  Speaker 8: does something three times and you don't like it, you
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 8: better start loving it. And that's pretty true. And this,
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 8: this is my technique. This is how I get this done.
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 8: And uh I just about seven ten days ago by.
• 2:25:31
  Speaker 8: She then wondered, she like got the answer to her riddle.
• 2:25:36
  Speaker 1: Of like why.
• 2:25:38
  Speaker 5: Why why?
• 2:25:40
  Speaker 13: Why?
• 2:25:40
  Speaker 19: Why?
• 2:25:41
  Speaker 5: Why did I do this?
• 2:25:44
  Speaker 8: Like this is kind of weird because I I remember
• 2:25:48
  Speaker 8: hearing this same exact conversation. I believe Tom from Tom
• 2:25:51
  Speaker 8: and Dan is also like this.
• 2:25:53
  Speaker 1: He's also a standard.
• 2:25:54
  Speaker 8: I believe he's a fellow Standards. He goes stage five
• 2:25:58
  Speaker 8: Mantis karate Kid. That's the only visual I have, right, yeah,
• 2:26:06
  Speaker 8: because there's like a it's kind of like a rap
• 2:26:07
  Speaker 8: layer because you kind of got to look back at it.
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 8: But she was, but what you guys were talking about
• 2:26:18
  Speaker 8: was like that could happen. Didn't happen every time? I
• 2:26:21
  Speaker 8: don't want to even want.
• 2:26:21
  Speaker 5: To say it. I think you have to, but like, no, no,
• 2:26:25
  Speaker 5: not one of those.
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 8: But it was just like sometimes there would be like
• 2:26:29
  Speaker 8: depending on the toilet paper in its softness, I need.
• 2:26:32
  Speaker 5: Hard ply, all right, I don't pad.
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the next you know, it's winter out and there's
• 2:26:39
  Speaker 8: like a damn there's a blizzard, like and then she
• 2:26:45
  Speaker 8: ten days ten days ago by, and she goes, oh
• 2:26:48
  Speaker 8: my god, that's what that's been this entire time, and
• 2:26:52
  Speaker 8: uh my entire time.
• 2:26:54
  Speaker 5: I mean like not that much time. She thought it
• 2:26:57
  Speaker 5: was dandruf. Yeah, she didn't know what it was. She
• 2:26:59
  Speaker 5: thought maybe I was doing drugs off the toilet seat.
• 2:27:04
  Speaker 1: She probably would have preferred that after seeing the mantis.
• 2:27:08
  Speaker 8: Listen, man, us fellow standards out there, all right, we
• 2:27:12
  Speaker 8: got a unite. I'm going to start a Facebook group,
• 2:27:15
  Speaker 8: you know.
• 2:27:15
  Speaker 1: And then there was one there there are there are
• 2:27:18
  Speaker 1: several on the texting service.
• 2:27:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, man, And we learned it from our dads because
• 2:27:23
  Speaker 8: there's no other person who's going to teach us that.
• 2:27:26
  Speaker 8: No God willing, no exactly. You know, you don't want
• 2:27:30
  Speaker 8: the guy from isle A going. I can help you out.
• 2:27:34
  Speaker 5: I'm really kind of hoping evolution takes care of this.
• 2:27:37
  Speaker 5: Have you tried YouTube?
• 2:27:38
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 2:27:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now banned. Oh here's the next question. How are
• 2:27:43
  Speaker 1: you going to teach your son?
• 2:27:45
  Speaker 5: Oh? No, man, it depends if he walks in on me.
• 2:27:50
  Speaker 3: Let your wife do.
• 2:27:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 2:27:53
  Speaker 5: Why are you changing his diaper? Hanging him upside down?
• 2:27:59
  Speaker 1: Put your leg up like this? Yeah, you're gonna want
• 2:28:02
  Speaker 1: up there, buddy.
• 2:28:03
  Speaker 5: There you go, kid together.
• 2:28:05
  Speaker 8: I know I am in the minority, but there are
• 2:28:08
  Speaker 8: other fellow one cheek sneakers out there.
• 2:28:12
  Speaker 5: They're out there now.
• 2:28:14
  Speaker 8: I don't know I'm curious what the Venn diagram is
• 2:28:16
  Speaker 8: of the standers and people who sit in the shower.
• 2:28:20
  Speaker 5: That if you do both of those, welcome.
• 2:28:23
  Speaker 1: To my world.
• 2:28:24
  Speaker 5: You sit in the shower.
• 2:28:25
  Speaker 8: I only sit in the shower like I I have
• 2:28:28
  Speaker 8: sat every shower. I think of my adult life and
• 2:28:31
  Speaker 8: people think I'm going through something. Do you also wax
• 2:28:34
  Speaker 8: on and wax off?
• 2:28:35
  Speaker 5: Is that how that works?
• 2:28:36
  Speaker 15: No?
• 2:28:36
  Speaker 8: I just stand and or I just sit in the
• 2:28:38
  Speaker 8: middle of the shower and I just kind of sigh
• 2:28:41
  Speaker 8: for a little bit, and it feels good. I feel
• 2:28:43
  Speaker 8: like I'm again my relaxation on Jack.
• 2:28:45
  Speaker 1: Did I lose you?
• 2:28:46
  Speaker 5: A lot of people? A lot of people would call
• 2:28:48
  Speaker 5: that a bath. You don't never thought about? Maybe a bath? Well,
• 2:28:51
  Speaker 5: sometimes I do make it a bath because I'll sit
• 2:28:53
  Speaker 5: on the shower drain.
• 2:28:57
  Speaker 1: The gross stuff goes. Oh my god, your pH over
• 2:29:01
  Speaker 1: the shower drain.
• 2:29:02
  Speaker 5: No, No, I don't put my VH No. No, how
• 2:29:08
  Speaker 5: many plumbers have refused to come to your house? No, guys,
• 2:29:11
  Speaker 5: I am I'm not a monster, all right, I am
• 2:29:15
  Speaker 5: not a god.
• 2:29:19
  Speaker 8: No, it's not a pH It's not that you have
• 2:29:23
  Speaker 8: to go cheek you have to go all cheek on
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 8: the drain because that seals it, and now you got
• 2:29:27
  Speaker 8: a baby bath.
• 2:29:28
  Speaker 5: If you go bh, water is still going in.
• 2:29:30
  Speaker 6: You know what.
• 2:29:30
  Speaker 4: But if you're sitting cross if you're sitting cross legged,
• 2:29:33
  Speaker 4: you are BH to drain.
• 2:29:35
  Speaker 6: But I mean your cheek on the drain to make
• 2:29:37
  Speaker 6: a mini bath. O kidding aside, you're kind of a genius.
• 2:29:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can make any shower to a bath. Thank you, Bob,
• 2:29:44
  Speaker 5: Thank you, God.
• 2:29:47
  Speaker 1: Get you.
• 2:29:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah you really thought that through? Did you discover that
• 2:29:51
  Speaker 6: accidentally or did you just do the math?
• 2:29:53
  Speaker 5: I know, I just was going through something one day.
• 2:30:06
  Speaker 5: Oh kill me. Just going through.
• 2:30:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh wow, oh yeah, this is best
• 2:30:15
  Speaker 1: of all. Right, we're gonna take a quick break. When
• 2:30:17
  Speaker 1: we come back, we're gonna do you heard it here?
• 2:30:19
  Speaker 5: Nerd you heard you heard it here? Nerds? Sucking nerds, you.
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  Speaker 10: Hang on a minute, doesn't everybody stand with their wife.
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  Speaker 10: what you wipe it and you can't eat.
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  Speaker 1: You got all the one yes.
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  Speaker 10: On the paper to make sure it's not on your Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: you gotta look down and see what kind of pride
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  Speaker 10: you me like? Don't you want to see like some
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  Speaker 10: kind of work you put in, like what you are doing.
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  Speaker 10: If they make something great, you like an you gotta
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  Speaker 10: shift the paper to make sure it came.
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  Speaker 3: So excuse guys, echo.
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  Speaker 32: So I'm sitting here trying to figure out why you
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  Speaker 32: guys were busting up over praying mantis was the little
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  Speaker 32: green insects was a two little front arms folded, And
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  Speaker 1: Prame Manto's just about tell over.
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  Speaker 13: Ant, Bob.
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  Speaker 6: Don't you know that's the signal for somebody wanting you
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  Speaker 6: to join the mile high club with them.
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  Speaker 1: That's the clearest signal.
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  Speaker 5: Leave in the bathroom door.
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  Speaker 10: Unlocked there looking at the paper and wonder why you're
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  Speaker 10: still wiping and in the place where you look down
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  Speaker 10: a toilet and look at the prize your body.
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  Speaker 5: I guess that guy is right.
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  Speaker 1: I should have their first time talk back from me.
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  Speaker 13: Joy.
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  Speaker 11: I had to tell you guys, it is so fun
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  Speaker 11: to just listen to you guys just having fun and laughing.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously Ross is.
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  Speaker 14: A comedic legend.
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  Speaker 11: The best, but uh, it's it's so fun. I got
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  Speaker 11: the biggest smile on my face just hearing y'all laugh.
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  Speaker 4: because you know, for the every person that texts or calls,
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  Speaker 4: there can be up to ten people who love what
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  Speaker 3: I think that guy is right.
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  Speaker 6: I should have been suspicious when there was that upside
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  Speaker 6: down pineapple on the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, always the pineapple. It's always the pineapple. Listen.
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  Speaker 4: If you enjoy Ross and he does make you laugh,
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  Speaker 4: and you've never seen one of his comedy shows, Jack,
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  Speaker 4: how many shows of Ross's have you been to a handful, yeah, which.
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  Speaker 1: Is a nice way of saying probably A doesn't.
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  Speaker 5: He's got big hands.
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  Speaker 1: I'm waiting for new material.
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  Speaker 8: You gotta come out, come out to all these I
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  Speaker 8: love all eleven April eleventh. These a hi jokes, Baby,
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  Speaker 6: your career, saboteur, yeah, I'm.
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  Speaker 13: On it, come on it.
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  Speaker 4: Ross spelled like sauce. All Right, you guys ready to
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  Speaker 1: Nerds?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you're hear nerds.
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  Speaker 13: It's time for you heard it here?
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  Speaker 5: First, Ong Cob show full disclosure.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta admit I don't hate it. Yeah, got admit
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  Speaker 1: I don't hate it. Although someone texted it and said
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  Speaker 1: I'm in full on bully mode.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well we like it. It's that hurt so good.
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  Speaker 5: It's like McDonald's sprite. That's got to be a drop though,
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  Speaker 5: isn't it. You heard it here?
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  Speaker 1: Nerds, We'll have to.
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  Speaker 5: Ask that with Jack.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, real quick, if you're going to be traveling and Bob,
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  Speaker 4: I know you are going to be traveling. The Centers
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  Speaker 4: deng gay fever. The agency's Level one Take Precautions alert
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  Speaker 4: and make sure you bring along some insect repellent.
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  Speaker 5: What is the fever cold?
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  Speaker 18: Dengay?
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  Speaker 5: We and gee, I didn't even say anything. Wait no,
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  Speaker 5: I didn't even make the joke.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 4: NFL legend Tom Brady says he has asked the league
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  Speaker 4: about a possible comeback.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no no.
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  Speaker 4: In an interview with CNBC, the seven times Super Bowl
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  Speaker 4: champion said he inquired about the league's policy with him
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  Speaker 4: now being a.
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  Speaker 1: Part owner of the Las Vegas Raiders. There you go, Jack,
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  Speaker 1: let's go.
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  Speaker 4: Brady said, quote, they don't like that idea very much.
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  Speaker 4: He went on to say, quote, we explored a lot
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  Speaker 4: of different things, and I'm very happily retired end quote.
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  Speaker 4: Brady retired in twenty twenty three after playing three seasons
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  Speaker 4: with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
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  Speaker 5: I mean he saw Rocky Balboa, right, you've seen that movie.
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  Speaker 9: He threw a touchdown playing flag football. He's like, oh,
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  Speaker 9: I forgot I'm good at.
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  Speaker 1: This exactly, and my wife has already left me, so
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  Speaker 1: why not.
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  Speaker 8: I'm happy you brought that up, debt, because more people
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  Speaker 8: need to recognize he literally played one more season at
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  Speaker 8: the cost of his marriage. Yeah, in front of everyone.
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  Speaker 8: And it's not even like a rumor. It's like everyone
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  Speaker 8: knows that.
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  Speaker 1: And it wasn't necessarily that great of a season.
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  Speaker 5: The super Bowl like that was for that nine and
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  Speaker 5: eight season by the Live exactly.
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  Speaker 8: I know it's not a secret, but it's just crazy
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  Speaker 8: that it's an objective fact in his career.
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  Speaker 4: And then now you hear him talking about a comeback,
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  Speaker 4: it's like no, Tom no, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: He's the camp self abuse director. He's then signed up
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  Speaker 6: for that roast too, with a brutal The.
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  Speaker 5: Roast was also like, bro, you got kids?
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  Speaker 1: I know, yeah exactly, hear all that exactly.
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  Speaker 4: And then finally, a popular video game character is joining
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  Speaker 4: Mario and Friends. And the Super Mario Galaxy movie. It
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  Speaker 4: was announced on Thursday today that Fox McLeod what from
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  Speaker 4: Sorry that was real? That was That's why I told
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  Speaker 4: this story.
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  Speaker 5: That's awesome, Star Farks.
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  Speaker 4: It's Fox McCloud from Star Fox. Yeah, and Super Smash
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  Speaker 4: Brothers will be featured in the film.
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  Speaker 8: Oh cleanupile me dude.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, this is sick.
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  Speaker 1: The voice sector for the character has not been revealed.
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  Speaker 4: The Super Mario Galaxy movie debuts and theaters on April one,
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  Speaker 4: Ross next week.
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  Speaker 1: You know already check that out.
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  Speaker 8: Oh man, that Super Mario Brothers movie, the first one
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  Speaker 8: is one of my highlights of the last five years.
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  Speaker 5: I had two beers about ten milligrams something. I just
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  Speaker 5: watched this movie.
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  Speaker 8: As my seat rolled back, I was like, Man, this
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  Speaker 8: is not first world problem. This is a first world
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  Speaker 8: solution right here.
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  Speaker 5: This is great. I love this.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I was so happy to bring you the
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  Speaker 1: news today, Ros.
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  Speaker 5: We're getting a Super Smash Brothers movie.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to let you know. I thought you'd be
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  Speaker 1: very excited to hear that.
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  Speaker 4: All right, so I want to say our thank you
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  Speaker 4: for tonight, starting with you, mister Bob Fryar.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you again. So much for coming in and hosting
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  Speaker 5: Believe me, I came out on the good end of
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  Speaker 5: this week.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, little Dicey.
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  Speaker 5: Little Dicey.
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  Speaker 4: Also want to thank Mills Air for making our Thursday
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  Speaker 4: saucier than we expected. Danny Myering with Orlando Date Night
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  Speaker 4: Guide Attorney Glenn Klausman, a Seminole County firefighter, Battalian Chief Jason.
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  Speaker 4: this week. And then last but never least, Sam Bowen,
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  Speaker 20: Jack.
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  Speaker 1: Did we even have a question of the day today?
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  Speaker 9: We did, it's who would you like to be our
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  Speaker 9: guest co host tomorrow? And they answered Joel Warren.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, excellent choice, guy, I know having YouTube together. Giv
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  Speaker 4: me me and Joel if you thought today was fun?
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  Speaker 8: Right, And I'll say this right now to me, Joel
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  Speaker 8: is the funniest person I've ever encountered.
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  Speaker 5: I I'm still here. Are these Oh yeah, it is on.
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  Speaker 5: I'm still here Colose.
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  Speaker 8: Second is Bob fryar Man, and that I'm actually drafting
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  Speaker 8: off of him. At this point, I'm ready to take
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  Speaker 8: that final turn and go to finish this race.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks to everyone who spent some time with us today.
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  Speaker 4: We look forward to joining you on our Friday. We
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  Speaker 4: pm for more of The Jim Culbert Show. Until then,
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