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A Farewell to HQ4 | Son of a Boy Dad #166 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Our last episode here at HQ four my bad.
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  Speaker 2: Yes this is our last or well maybe our last,
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  Speaker 2: we don't really know yet, but we will be moving
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  Speaker 2: back to HQ three for Monday's episode and most likely
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  Speaker 2: Wednesday's episode as well. Because we have a studio now
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  Speaker 2: feels like a major step backwards.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we'll see how it goes. I think it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be good. I think the studio.
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  Speaker 1: Look this guy that wanted us to have the studio.
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  Speaker 1: So it's like, you don't don't even know what we
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  Speaker 2: You didn't see the clip, fuck, I'll find it. Someone
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  Speaker 2: asked him something and then he like he was like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say that, and then he just goes
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  Speaker 2: shout out to Erica for stepping down as CEO. It
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  Speaker 2: was like it was literally like a thirty second clip
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  Speaker 2: with him like talking like pro life for some shit,
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  Speaker 2: then instantly just into like the Erica thing, changed topics,
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  Speaker 2: but instead of saying like congratulations on your career, he
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  Speaker 2: said shout out to Erica for stepping down as CEO,
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  Speaker 2: which was cracking me up. Very funny. They got Jersey
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  Speaker 2: Jerry fucking uh. I felt bad for him last night.
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  Speaker 3: Dude.
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  Speaker 2: That did not look They got.
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  Speaker 1: Them a full monkey monkey mode that shit.
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  Speaker 2: It's not I'm not a big like throw up guy,
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  Speaker 2: so that wasn't like that just looks like terrible. I
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  Speaker 2: know some people like that and people think that stuff
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  Speaker 2: is funny, but like I was, no part of me
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  Speaker 2: was like that was just like this looks painful.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna well, it's jackass vibes. Yeah, which I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I like the jackass movies when they're like making their
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  Speaker 1: penises into ping pong paddles or whatever. That shit is
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  Speaker 1: funny to me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like some jackass stuff, but I don't like
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  Speaker 2: the I guess no, maybe I don't like some jackass
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  Speaker 2: stuff because most of it is just them like shoving
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  Speaker 2: shit up their asses. All right, this is the clip
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  Speaker 2: we're watching, A clip.
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  Speaker 3: Thoughts on the border problem? Yeah, I mean, dude, all I.
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  Speaker 2: Say is this.
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  Speaker 3: Matter of fact.
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  Speaker 6: I think I think Dave.
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  Speaker 2: Would like me to keep them out shut. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: gonna say it. Shout out Erica for stepping down the CEO.
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  Speaker 2: I would have mind.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I wouldn't mind hearing Jerry's political opinions.
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  Speaker 2: If that's what Jerry's after Dark is gonna be awesome.
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  Speaker 2: What do we think about the border problems?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Man, I don't know enough about it to speak on it.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, quick pivot, did you see the pictures
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  Speaker 3: of the tunnel systems? I know he'd bring up the
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  Speaker 3: tunnels a lot.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't. I was literally just listening to a
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  Speaker 2: podcast where they were talking about it.
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  Speaker 3: Amas's tunnels.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you were talking about the Brook tunnels.
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  Speaker 3: About tunnels look better than the subway system in New
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  Speaker 3: York City.
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  Speaker 2: How so they are what are the walls of dirt?
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  Speaker 3: They've got stone mosaics that are homages to Spike Lee.
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  Speaker 2: Damn they have again a big shout out. Uh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean it is they actually have to do the
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  Speaker 2: right thing. Mosaics up?
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  Speaker 3: What's that? Mars Mars.
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  Speaker 2: If you're Spike Lee and you see an homage from Hamas,
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  Speaker 2: what is your reaction there? You make a movie shut
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  Speaker 2: out for the fans because you don't want to go
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  Speaker 2: against your fans, right, But at a certain point, like
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  Speaker 2: I'm assuming there's a large amount of Hamas members, so
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  Speaker 2: you don't want to like isolate them. But it's also
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a conflicting thing. Like if you if
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  Speaker 2: you did a show in Israel and you sold out
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  Speaker 2: an arena and it was all Hamas people, what's your
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  Speaker 2: plan there? You can't cancel the show.
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  Speaker 3: I know I'm wondering how they're how they're getting home,
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  Speaker 3: how did they get in, and how are they getting back.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm doing as I'm catering to
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  Speaker 1: whoever likes me, even a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm switching my political opinion to whoever I'm talking to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he saw flipp make the bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm getting real sauce, real fast. It's so hard
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  Speaker 1: to have any type of conviction, and I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: people do. Honestly, it's probably exhausting to have conviction, as
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  Speaker 1: exhausting as it is to flip flop and just go
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  Speaker 1: where the wind goes. Having conviction and like shushing the
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  Speaker 1: like any dissenting opinion has to be it has to
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  Speaker 1: be just mental torture.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm glad. I don't. I find it mentally torturous
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  Speaker 3: to just uh see how strong people's opinions are. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, how how could you care?
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  Speaker 7: That?
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  Speaker 1: Being said, we have to close this fucking border though
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  Speaker 1: there's way too much.
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  Speaker 2: Let's bring it all back around. Order needs to be closed.
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  Speaker 3: We had a white American uber driver who brought us
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  Speaker 3: here and we left and said, thank god, it's been
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  Speaker 3: so long.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really, I hate when that happens.
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  Speaker 1: This guy's name was Frank.
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  Speaker 2: Anytime I have a white uber driver, I'm in the
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  Speaker 2: back of the seat just fuming. Why because they talk
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  Speaker 2: so much?
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  Speaker 3: He was not sure how to do his job.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. Remember he was like, is it here?
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, did you just get here? Probably fucking
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  Speaker 3: wyoming and start.
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 1: I think Francis was dead on. He must have been
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  Speaker 1: a convict, he must be fresh out of the clink.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense that he would have
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  Speaker 3: fallen backwards into a job driving ubers in New York City.
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  Speaker 1: We could give the uber driver jobs back to the migrants.
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  Speaker 3: Bro was when he couldn't figure out because we were
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  Speaker 3: telling him to go right on an earlier street so
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  Speaker 3: we could get coffee, and he was looking at the
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  Speaker 3: stream signs and he lifted up his glasses. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that is this Morton. That's that's yeah, that's not good,
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  Speaker 3: like your dad reading an ingredient list.
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  Speaker 2: It was tough.
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  Speaker 1: And I was saying that Caroline put out a sketch
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  Speaker 1: about an uber driver, like being in the backseat of
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  Speaker 1: an Uber in New York, and I was just taken
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  Speaker 1: out of the sketch because the uber driver was like
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  Speaker 1: a young white female. I was like, no fucking way, Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's not at all. Rarely ever even a
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  Speaker 2: girl uber drivers for them. Yeah, probably, you know, but
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  Speaker 2: when you do they're studying in traffic, Yeah, I've never
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  Speaker 2: had that.
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  Speaker 3: They've got like a GMAT book on the driver's seat
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  Speaker 3: and they're looking waiting for the lights.
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  Speaker 2: Why are so many lawyers fucking uber drive where.
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  Speaker 3: As themselves dough nights school and prepping while they're taking you?
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  Speaker 1: Why are there so many l sat uber drivers? I've
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  Speaker 1: seen whenever I'm watching these like I Know my Rights
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  Speaker 1: type of TikTok videos, it's always uber drivers who know
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  Speaker 1: the law really well. They're like, I'm a fucking lawyer, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not fucking giving you my ID.
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  Speaker 3: Type of thing.
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  Speaker 1: Why Why do so many lawyers can't get money? Lawyers
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  Speaker 1: can't make a buck these days, they resort to driving.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they're still in the process of becoming a lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: What about their daddy's money, What about mommy and daddy's money?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be a lawyer without money and daddy's money.
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean, isn't it like eight years of school? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: three years of school something to become a lawyer, that's right,
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  Speaker 2: Like a good lawyer though, or like a defense attorney.
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  Speaker 3: As a caller lawyer at a high caller.
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  Speaker 2: At a high color high collar firm in three years.
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  Speaker 3: But you got to you gotta clerk in the summers
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  Speaker 3: or we got to do those internships and then you
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  Speaker 3: the first year that you have at those firms sucks.
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  Speaker 3: You're working sixteen hours a day.
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  Speaker 1: It's gotta be tough work for the dudes who are
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  Speaker 1: defense attorneys whose clients expect them to get off of
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  Speaker 1: a crime that they obviously did.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think it's mostly they probably just try and
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  Speaker 2: get them the best deal that they can, right.
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  Speaker 1: The clients probably expect they're like, oh, like I hired you, like,
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  Speaker 1: get get me out of this. It's like, dude, you
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  Speaker 1: did you did the thing you're on tape, robbing the
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  Speaker 1: old lady with the gun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, being at a defense attorney in general would be
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  Speaker 2: a very morally conflicting job, especially if you get put
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  Speaker 2: on like a massive case.
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  Speaker 3: Well there's two types, right, There's there's ones that get
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  Speaker 3: there's private defense attorneys or whatever. There's you know white call.
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  Speaker 2: Big collar, yeah, big white collar. And there's public defenders yea,
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  Speaker 2: who they're free. They're paid by the by the city.
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  Speaker 3: By uber by not paid it much and those people
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  Speaker 3: are required to take like uh, I think it's like
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  Speaker 3: they do three days on, four days off. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if that's the number, but it's like being a
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  Speaker 3: fucking Alaskan king crab fisherman because the work is so
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  Speaker 3: soul crushing.
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  Speaker 2: You come home soaking well.
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  Speaker 3: They're defending like child rapists and and they're and they
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  Speaker 3: have to hear these stories and go through it and
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  Speaker 3: be like, don't give him the death penalty, just put
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  Speaker 3: him in jail for life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And they have to like say, look, he's you know,
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  Speaker 3: he's trying. He learned the ABC's last week your honor.
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  Speaker 1: He was born a perfect Yeah, there's nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Blah blah blah, he's just carrying on the family name.
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  Speaker 1: And you think it'd be morally tougher to do that, though,
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  Speaker 1: than to be a prosecuting attorney who's I bury him
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  Speaker 1: under the jail, throw away the fucking key.
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  Speaker 3: They believe in what they're doing. They think they're putting
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  Speaker 3: bad guys off, taking bad guys off the street.
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  Speaker 2: I go depend on the crime. It would suck to
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  Speaker 2: have a dude who gets busted for weed and you
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  Speaker 2: got to give him the fucking death penalty in like Florida. Wait, say,
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  Speaker 2: what do you mean by that say that again, Well,
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  Speaker 2: there's like I mean, I'm sure it would be a
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  Speaker 2: lot easier to put a fucking like serial killer away
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  Speaker 2: than someone who committed some low level crime.
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  Speaker 3: Right. Roan's question was, what is more grading on the soul? Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I think being a prosecutor or a public defender.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely Definitely a public defend I agree, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I think the opposite. I think if you're putting
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  Speaker 1: someone in jail, like I'm picturing fucking Jean Valjean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: picturing a boy who just fucking is just wants some
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  Speaker 1: bread or like, is so poor and desperate that they
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  Speaker 1: have to rob.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's what That's what I meant when
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  Speaker 2: I said, like low level crimes. Putting someone away for that.
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  Speaker 1: Would be I'm thinking of robbing candlesticks from like the
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  Speaker 1: church or something like that. Yeah, and someone gets put
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  Speaker 1: on like twenty years of hard work, dude on the
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  Speaker 1: chain gang or some shit like community.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would take on the vikings. Yeah, it still wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: I still don't think it would suck as much as
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  Speaker 2: having to defend like horrible crimes. I agree, But who's
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  Speaker 2: committing horrible crimes?
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  Speaker 1: There's like five people committing horrible crimes, and they're skinny
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  Speaker 1: white guys who were eventually going to wind up getting
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  Speaker 1: fucking killed in jail.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure i'd be curious to know what
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  Speaker 2: it's like in New York City as a public defender.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably just fucking constantly. There's probably so much bad
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  Speaker 2: ship that happens in this city that you're.
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  Speaker 3: Not gonna wear because I was. I was a fucking
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  Speaker 3: paralegal in the District Attorney's office for a year.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and the color is yours queen for a day.
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  Speaker 3: You ever heard of that?
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  Speaker 2: Now that I think a day? U?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, the purp, the perpetrator would come into the
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  Speaker 3: DA's You've been queen in your whole life. Brother, give
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  Speaker 3: me five more seconds and then give me your next tag,
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  Speaker 3: and then I'll go another five continue. Go, I want
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  Speaker 3: to just get it all out now.
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  Speaker 2: No, that was the only one.
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  Speaker 3: Queen's over here, Queen, b Let me know when you're
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  Speaker 3: and they all tell what the story you asked me
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  Speaker 3: to tell.
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  Speaker 2: I did not ask you to tell the story, but go.
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  Speaker 2: You said the floor is yours, Yeah it was. That
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  Speaker 2: was a tag. You missed the tag.
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  Speaker 3: That's a pretty normal idiom to use to tell someone.
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  Speaker 2: I want to hear the story, tell the story.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even want to.
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  Speaker 2: Tell the story.
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  Speaker 3: You'll like this, okay, Queen for days where the purp
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  Speaker 3: comes into the DA's office and I think everything that
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  Speaker 3: they say.
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  Speaker 2: For a day. All right, I'll stop go.
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  Speaker 3: Bruh, all right, I.
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  Speaker 2: Won't do it again. I mean I had to do
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  Speaker 2: it again.
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  Speaker 3: It was really good.
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  Speaker 2: He's going to strangle you in your sleep. But he
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  Speaker 2: loved it. Oh man, that was.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: So good the timing there.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: All right, they come in, I'm not going to say
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: anything else.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: I think they can tell their story and nothing that
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: they say.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: In that meeting can be used, okay.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: And they speak to the prosecuting attorney, Yeah, the assistant
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: the ADA, right, the assistant district attorney.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: There's the DA. There's one DA, and then there's like.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: A ton of adas who are all the lawyers who prosecute,
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: and the defense attorney's in there as well, and then
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: the DA and the prosecutor try to come up with
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: the deal so that it doesn't go to trial. Nobody
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: wants it to go to trial.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Because it cost so much money.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: It's just a huge waste of fucking time most of
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: the time. Yeah, Like it's a big waste of like
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: judges time resources opening getting a fucking jury together is
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: a huge asshole. Yeah, you're you're putting whatever it is,
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: nine people out of work, eight people.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Whatever it is, nine or like I thought it was
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: like sixteen.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: It might be yeah for for sometimes weeks.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe twelve.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Angry men'll be around eight, depends on the country.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Probably.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's just like a mighty king who decides to
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: cut your baby in half or not. But go ahead,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: what is that Solomon? Oh, yeah, there's past judgment. He
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: was just pass judgment over everybody.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Biblical you wouldn't know that your Testament was holding. Oh
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know what are you guys talking about.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Most of the references that you guys have made today
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: have just gone right over my head. We war Were
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: you guys talking about the Bible before this or something?
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: So we warmed up though in the cab we had
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: a good thing going, all right, I want to hear
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to crush no, I want to hear
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: the rest of the story.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: The ubern out the cap and it was I would
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: sit in and take notes on the meeting, and so.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: You would hear what they're like confessing, Yeah, yeah, yeah, damn.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Do you have any good ones?
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Well? I remember a few. Yeah. And one thing that
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: was crazy to me was that I always found the
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: fucking purp so convincing, and the Dada would always be
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: such an asshole to him and be like, I don't
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: believe a single word you're saying. You're lying to me, Yeah,
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: And I was like, are you kidding? He's almost in tears. Yeah,
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: you didn't buy that. I bought that. Why why are
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: you being an asshole? One of them that I loved this,
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you one good one was that there was
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: this guy who had tried to start a restaurant and
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: the restaurant failed and then there was a like twenty
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: five thousand dollars of damage were done was done to
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: all of the restaurant machine machinery, like the stoves, the broiler,
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: the hood.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: That expensive all of that.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And he claimed that he had no idea
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: what had happened.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: It was like he was trying to do like an
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: insurance scheme.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: He was just mad at the investors and he was
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: trying to he like went in there with a baseball bat,
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: like beat the shiplate.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Do you think after that, because it's probably mostly adrenaline
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: that entire time, you think as soon as that ends,
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: he's like, what the fuck did I just do? When
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: he's looking around and the entire restaurant is just in shambles.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: I think he knew that they were going to sell.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: They were going to sell it all, yeah, because you
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: can sell that shit, yeah yeah, and he didn't want
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: them to be able to because he was so bitter
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: that they had shut his restaurant down because it was
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: his vision. I think he was like the owner and
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: it had been his dream. And then the investors were like,
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: we're pulling out. We're not. I don't even think they opened,
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: but they had bought all this stuff, and he just crimes.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: And passion are hilarious, like shooting your lover after finding
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: there they had an affair or something like that.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: It's like a fuck because it's any shame. You're just
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: like a deep breath would have cured most of those crimes,
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: or just like going on a walk, just like playing
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: video games.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: I got one more, I got one more. I just
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: remember one more story for what is it? The There
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: was another one where a guy he wanted to represent
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: himself because he thought the whole system was against him
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: and uh ted Bundy, Yeah, and he was They're all
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: they're never smart. They never they think they are. They're like,
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: I've read, I've watched you know, law and Order. I
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: can represent myself in court. It's a huge mistake, and
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: so his but the the defense attorney is required to
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: sit next to them but like not speak. Yeah, and
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: that guy's just sitting there being like, yeah, I told
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: you I say that, but you're yeah.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: This defended themselves.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: He had started with the defender, the public defender, and
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: then like thought he wasn't doing a good enough job
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: and was like I wanta per se or whatever it's called.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: I think it's per se or pro seor like I'm
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: representing myself.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Pro prose force helth bingo.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Wow, you got Latin.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he knows all the ludden. That's pretty good. I
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: know all languages. So this guy went pro se.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And here's what he had done. He'd been in
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: a cab in New York City. He was fucked up,
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: threw up in the back of the cab. The cab
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: driver got out of, pulled over, got out of the
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: cab to come around back and then pull him out
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: of the cab. When he pulled the guy out of
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: the cab, throwing up, the guy punched the cab driver
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: in the face, punched him in the face, then got
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: into the cab and then drove up all my university
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: place going like fifty five ash into a telephone pole
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: on Union Square at the top of University and bent
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: the telephone pole and the top of the telephone pole
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: skeward a hot dog cart. Oh my god, I swear
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: to cop sparks and ship everywhere, like just like went
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: right through the middle of it.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Dude, imagine that fucking wake up.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: And that stopped him and that was there was like
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: damage to the multi you know. So it was like
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: your joke.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean that's crazy because that's like, again,
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: that's that's something that shouldn't have been nearly as bad
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: as it was.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: No, it should have been worse.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: You think in fact, nobody was killed, nobody was in
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: jil Yeah, that's true.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: This guy's shit face drunk driving a cab. Willy Nelly
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: thinks he's being like chased up one of the most
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: populated blocks of mid Lower Manhattan.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Do you think he was trying to just get home
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: or was he just driver?
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: It was definitely just all adrenaline. Yeah, and maybe a cops.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: I can't remember if the cops had like we're chasing
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: or whatever. But he this only stopped because he ran
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: headfirst into a telephone pole.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I could see my another myself doing it with a
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: lamp light. I could see that the thrill of the
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: cab driver pulling you out, you punch them, and then
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: you take his car. But then just like it would
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: be hilarious if you just took the car and then
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: just like parked it a street over and got out
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: and walked.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: I could see.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Like that would be gone away from it. It would
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: be because that.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't the cab driver wouldn't even have called the police.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: He probably would have just been like, all right, you
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: win this. I guess I'll get back in my car
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: and go back to work, right.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Just walking around like cold as ship in the city,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: just grumbling under his breath.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Two bucks over, get it and then clean all the
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: puke out.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: That would be Or just like just to show him
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: what you could have done, just get in the car,
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: drive like two hundred feet up, get out of the
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: car and run away. It's basically the night up. Yah,
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: that's what that's so.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I just can't imagine ever being that drunk that I
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: would make such an irrational badges.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: It pact to have been some drugs involved as well,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: So I can't. Yeah, I can't remember.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: To swing on the cab driver a and then to
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: get in the car and be like fuck it, I'm
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: taking this thing.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: And this is a guy who himself in court he
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: kept saying must he's he kept yelling at the judge
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: and the judge there was a jury, yeah, and the judge.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: See, I'm surprised that that's something that I would think
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: wouldn't even go to court.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: You don't have a choice if they insist.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just think I thought I would think that's
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: like a low level enough thing that like the DA
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: would No, he's like, he's.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Like, I didn't do what they're saying I did. Oh,
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: or he's he says that the cab driver he made
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: him fear for his life and that's why he got it.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Was like, yeah, yeah, whatever it is, that's why he
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: skewered the hot dogs. Sounds so crazy and such an
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: asshole that he's like I'm taking this to the finality
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: of the American legal His argument it was it was
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: all over the fucking place. He is, you know, he's
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: got like documents and he's blown stuff up at like
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: a fucking Xerox store. You know, he's got a Kinko's,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: and he's got like maps of Manhattan and he's drawing stuff.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: It's you know, it's all over the place. And then
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: he's getting mad because the judge keeps telling him like,
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: move on, and then the and then he thinks the
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: judges against him, and he starts yelling, uh, this is
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: a miscarriage of justice. You know, He's yelling big things
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: like that. And then the judge and he are having
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: such a bad time that the judge has to excuse
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: the jury because for them, he knows that for the
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: jury to continue to see him berating the judge berating
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: his defense attorney is going to bias the jury against
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: him to such a degree that he will have to
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: call a mistrial and then find another fucking jury and
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: start over, which is what happens.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: But you're still in like holding when that's all happening, right,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Did he get out on that?
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Sure? Yeah, Yeah, he's in jail.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, while he can pus like prolong this.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I think the worst thing that can
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: happen maybe, I mean, the only way to really get
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: him is like contempt of court, which I don't even
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: know how bad that is, so I'm getting I don't know.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: I didn't. I just we went to watch it for
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: two days because it was like such a fireworks show.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: But then you just get so sick of this fucking guy. Yeah, yeah,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: that makes sense.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe that people just want to be lawyers,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: thinking that, like people are good at arguing when they're
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: like twelve years old and they're like, I want to
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: be a lawyer.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Well. I think it also has a lot to do
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: with like TV, because the same shit when I watch
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: like one of those shows, like I'm watching season three
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: of True Detective right now, and it's like, man, I
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: wish I was a detective, And then you realize that
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: most detective work is like, oh, there's a fucking some
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: dude hit his wife and now we got to go
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: over to the place and figure out what happened.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like waking up like four in the morning to like, yeah,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: somebody getting mowed down like forty eight bullets.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and just being hammered all day rest as fucking.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: In season one, Woody Harrelson stops being a detective because
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: he goes to a scene where a guy microwaved his baby.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, And he said, I didn't want
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: to see that again, and that reported that one. I
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: feel like that's easy they believe it or not. It's
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: fucking hot in here. Hello, am I on popcorn?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: You were thirty seconds to get your officer.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Reheating me.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Damn, they put me back in the oven, you say,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: they say, but in the oven. You would think it
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: would make sense put them back in their home, you know.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: But I guess a microwave is a little bit too
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: modern for.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: The I would imagine it just being like fucking I
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: would imagine it just being like you'd be like a
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: marshmallowf you ever put a marsh alone a microwave and
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: they just get really big, Like that's like Grouse Park episode.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: That's what the movie Jack was about. Yeah, he just
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: grew up really fast because they put him in the microwave.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Have you seen that South Park episode where they put
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: their balls in the microwave? You haven't seen that?
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: I have?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: They get they can get cancer, sular cancer, medical marijuana,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: and then.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: They're all they're all bouncing around their balls. That's like
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: they're more their transportation.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I've seen that Randy walking to uh work with his
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: balls and a wheelbarrow. Very funny, man, very.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Fun It was like the first episode of South Park
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: I ever saw.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: You guys, remember when your parents started letting you watch
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: like dirty television?
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: No, because I don't think I ever was. It was
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: never like I don't think my parents wanted me to
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: watch south Park.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah mine mine didn't want me to watch south Park
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: or even the Simpsons. Finally got to watch the Simpsons,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: and my life materially changed for the better.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Really, Oh my gosh, remember the first R rated movie
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: you ever watched?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I was watching The Blues Brothers as a youth, but
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: R rated movies without breasts rated movies was just cursing.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, because a lot of old R rated
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: movies could be PG thirteen easily.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I rented Rome and Michelle's High School Reunion thinking that
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I was gonna see Lisa Kudro's titties. Yeah, I got
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: it from the fucking t l A video prepared to
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: beat off in my basement. Yeah, and dude, fucking just
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: dry jack to no completion for the entirety of the
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: movie because there wasn't so much of a nipple slip.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's tough, dude. It was brutal.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: An hour.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: No, just fucking So that's just painful, that's all that is. Yeah,
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: you pain for an hour.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: And I don't forget because like the cover of it
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: is like two like hot Blondes and like Teddies. I
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: was like, I'm definitely gonna see some Teddies. Teddies is
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: like a see through nightgown. It's like a sexy, like
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: pink Nike nightgown. And I was like, I have I
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: feel like I was guaranteed for.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Some it's what a mistress would wear to a sleepover.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, very interesting, guaranteed sexiness, and there's no sexiness. In fact,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: it was these intellectually fucking disabled women, these dumb women. Yeah,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: the movie was about it didn't like it at all.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: We'd go to more reality show movie gallery and we
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: would go rent a movie for a sleepover for the
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: express purpose of hoping that it had.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: That's what That's why I got romy and Michelle. I
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: feel like that's and we often struck out.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one time we rented Waiting for Guffman, and
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know why we thought there would be unity
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: in that, but we rented it and we watched it,
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: and we thought it was the worst thing we'd ever seen.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: And years later people are talking about it like it's
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: this cult classic from all those you know Canadian that
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: whole tribe of people that did the Greatest Show whatever,
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: The Dog Show.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: On, Yeah great.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I know those mockumentary shows, the Show, Yeah, which are brilliant.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: They are, But I was I was too young to
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: appreciate that humor. I didn't get it at all.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I remember the first I remember when I was in
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: sixth grade. My friend slept over and we rented The
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Internship with Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. She saw it
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: in fucking sixth grade.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: See.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: I was hesitant to bring this up because I know
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: that movie is like not that old, and I know
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: every time I bring it up, people are like, you
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: were that young when that movie came out.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: There's a line in that movie that made me laugh
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: so hard that I missed a lot of the movie.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: That movie's hilarious. But we rented the unrated version and
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of tittas in it. Really when they
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: go to the strip club. Yeah, that shit is. I
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: used to crank down to that. Just caught like most days,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: just throw it up on the X ball.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Is it skipped to the scene or you watch the
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: whole movie?
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: How to watch the whole movie?
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: It's nice because it's like the plot of a porno.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I would skip to this scene gets you in the
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: fucking mood a little bit.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I uh. I was at a Jewish funeral. We
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: were sitting shiva.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at a fucking a friend's house and then a
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: line in uh, Pennsylvania, and they put the kids downstairs.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: All the adults were upstairs scarfing down locks, bagels and
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: ship like that, and they put on Starship Troopers and
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: all the Jewish kids were watching Starship Troopers and me
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: and my Catholic sister were in there, and fucking titties
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: popped up on the scene. And my fucking sister went
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: in front of this, in front of the movies, in
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: front of the TV screen and stood there like starfish like,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, tires screen like Noah could watch this
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: and do the little The Jewish kids who were probably
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: like five years younger than we were, probably like nine.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: These kids were like five years old or some shit
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: like that. Were furious. They were like screaming at her. Yeah,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: they were fucking disgusted. But we had this Catholic guilt
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: sewn into us that the Jews are just lucky enough
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: to was.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Doing it to protect the Jews.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: No, she was doing it being like, you can't watch this,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: We're not this is naughty.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Oh that's crazy, that's not crazy. The Jews, the least,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: the Hasidic Jews, are very strict with like, oh.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: You thought she was being noble. No, she was being
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: like she was protecting the Jews. We're not allowed to
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: be watching this, and you're certainly not allowed to be
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: watching it while we're down there sitting shiva.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: The parents were probably throwing it on.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: They're like, get these kids, horny, fucking get them along
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: to making a new generation of Jews.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: We need to repopular. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's the whole Jewish mantra. I uh,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: the first Jews on her.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: The first Aria movie I ever watched was stand By Me,
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: and I was in I was at a hot I
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: was in a hotel. With my parents then let me
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: rent it on iTunes on my iPod Touch because they
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: knew there was no breasts because it's pretty much not
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: an rated movie. But I remember being so pumped and
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: then I watched it and the only thing, like they
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: just swear, yeah, the cuffs. It's a great movie.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Though, it's great movie, but the cussing, the fact that
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: they're throwing out R rated movies for cussing, you know what,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Really there still is but there still.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Is, like limits to PG thirteen. I think you can
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: only say the.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: F word once it, which is so stupid.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: And Titanic was PG thirteen but Kate winslet.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: But there's resticles in its full sweater puppies, yeah, chostacles.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: But it's so long that you literally that's another one
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: that I fucking was dry jacking for the entire first
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: VHS and I did, and like it was like an
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: hour and a half. Then there's another VHS that you
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: had to put in to finally get to the city.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The same was true of the Sound of Music.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Is there on the Sound of Music? Yeah, just two
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: vhs Von Trap That movie is so long. It's long,
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: but it's amazing.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: We just watched a movie in school. It would take
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: us like two those of plass to watch it. It's
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: like four hours long long.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's long.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: I saw that movie story. I saw the movie in
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: theater and at a musical with my family. The sound
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: of music, what do you mean you a play? Say
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: live play. I don't remember where it was. I was
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: very young, but I remember.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: When I was three years old. Yeah, I think we.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Talked about this before, but I remember, say, when they
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: dropped the swastika flags down, like whoa, I remember being like,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: I remember, I remember being like, I hope someone doesn't
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: like accidentally stumble in here. Yeah, and they just assumed
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: that it was like, yeah, we were at some fucking
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Nazi rally. They're like, real, I mean, sas is that
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: you getting caught at the sound of music or being
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: imagine being the dude whose job it is to like
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: bring those in when they're traveling. He's going to travel
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: with them. You got that clag guy?
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I probably ripped that from Curve a little bit.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: So really is that a Curb thing?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: But there was a great episode of Curb where he
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: had to go get the uh, the fucking hood, the
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: k k K Hood's outfits, try cleaned? Oh really killed
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: the coffee on him?
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think I've seen that.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: It's funny, but like going through airport security with like
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: massive black duffel bags, Yeah, fucking.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Forget and you had like a water bottle in there?
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Fuck ship?
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Do you mind if we search this thing real quick?
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Would do it in public? Or should we do it?
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Take it to the back.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: There's a bomb in there with the small children's body.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: That would be so funny. Oh man, she was.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what though, for for a former nun
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: that Maria?
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Yep?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, How do you solve a problem like Maria?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: How do you catch up a flipperty a wisp?
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Hold it down? Yeah? That always felt a little rape
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: to me. It probably was how do you hold the
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: movie and it feels.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: A little bit rape to you? It usually is rape?
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: How do you hold one? In that case?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: I've never seen the movie, so I don't know.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: You just saw the play.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, sound of music. I feel like we were going
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: back to one of this old time I.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Still use a sound of music to find a music
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: note to warm up your voice, No, just to be like,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: what is this note.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I still I didn't know that ship until the sound
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: of music.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: It is a good ass movie. It's a classic. Dare
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: I say, but as dough a ors at sea, it's
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: see right.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: It all depends on how it's it's your most basic
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: scale would be major. Yeah.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I took chorus in fifth grade and we used to
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: have to warm up and go mommy Mayne much my
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: m and ms yum yum mommy. It was very fun.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: It's a music, the most fun part of chorus and
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: we would sing swing low, sweet Cherriot coming forward to
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: carry me. It was very did you go to? It
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: would always feel weird when you when you would like
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: notice yourself getting into it and you'd be like swing
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: loo and then you'd be like, I'm not supposed to
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: enjoy this. I forgot, you know. I always this was
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: gay for a second. Yeah, that's what the teachers are
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: looking for.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Which one you which one? He was gay enough for
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: me to cast in a musical. I was misjudged as
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: gay when I was in fourth grade. They cast me
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: in a musical. They were like, you're gonna be Winthrop,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: you know. There they saw me singing gay enough They're like,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: you're probably gay.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: We'll put you in sing with the musicals. Yeah, did
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: he just close his eyes for an extended period of time.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: We're just close his eyes when he head back.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: Do you do that thing they do an a cappella
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: groups when they're singing, and they're like.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Make an eye contact with another guy you're singing with. Oh, yeah,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: he's gay enough.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Put him in the musical.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Yeahs ship because the other kid, it was like four
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: nights and I was like Tuesday Saturday or Thursday Saturday.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: The other kid was Friday Sunday, and that could turn
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: out to be gay.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: He turned out to be gay. His brother turned out
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: to be gay. And those are the only two boys
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: in the family, whole tribe of gays. So they hook up.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Is it incest?
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Yes, the brothers, but but my question different rules around it.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Is their dad definitely gay?
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: If he If he gay, I think it's like hair loss.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: It skips the generation.
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: It's like if you're the grandfather. Yeah, he's actually the
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: straightest man in all because two gay sons, it guarantees
• 39:32
  Speaker 8: that you are plowing down pussy and only puss.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: But he was probably so pumped to get two sons.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: He was probably like, yeah.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I know, but he probably, knowing him as well as
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: I do, he probably learned to accept it and love him.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: His one son is now the theater reporter on New
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: York One. That's how okay he is, come on really
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: wow as it gets. And that his other a son
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: who is my grade, who also played Winthrop at our
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: eighth grade dance. He was like, he was probably like,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: let me try out this straight ship. And so he
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: came with a crew neck shirt that just said NFL
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: on it.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. The Rob Low he just didn't know.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: He didn't have like a team to pick, but he's like, no,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I'm straight.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: The Kyler, the Kyle Mooney sketch with the jacket with
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: just different balls on it. It was exactly that. But
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: like before like games on tonight.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: About and even then it was like, bro, we all know.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Dude, yeah, take that ship off, take that ship off,
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: and let me see your bare chest. Are there any
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: gay players in the NFL right now? Yeah, there's like
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: one confirmed Colin Kaepernick. One confirmed Colin Kaepernick.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: That's why they blackball because he's gay too. But it
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: was Carl Nassib was gay for a while.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Aaron Hernandez historically historically gay st and so I killed
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: all those people.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: And then there's the the wh the throngs of claustic get.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Talk about out kicking your coverage right now. They're like, hey, man,
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: nobody cares that much that you're gay. Yeah, you didn't
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: have to kill that guy. Well was it never even
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: he never even said he was gay.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: It was the random dude, Like they just like they
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: just like picked up some random guy who like went
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: to high school with him, and he was like, oh yeah,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: me and Aaron were fucking constantly and as a young boys. Yeah,
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: there's like no one was there to confirm it.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: They were just like, yeah, let's just roll with that.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden it just turned into
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: this hole. He was so tortured from being closeted gay. Yeah,
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: I got to rewatch that and it was like, oh no, really,
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: we're just gonna we're done with that whole cte.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Theory because they had some legs.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the fact that he was chain smoking blunts in
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: the off season and then uh mashing his brain into pudding.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Well he was smoking angel dust, was it? Yeah, what
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: a legend.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: So he was getting fucking loose because blunts aren't just
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: gonna make you kill, but they.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Angel dust will. Angel dust will make you kill a lot.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, have you ever smoked angel dust? I have not.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: That's surprising. I could see you doing that.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I don't really like smoking powders.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: True, that's a little sketchy.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: One time a guy was offered me like cigarettes dipped
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: in like cocaine.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: It was like, dude, I don't think I could do that.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: It turns it into crack. Yeah, that's crack from me.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: There's a name for that.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Freebasing.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: No, the turbo, I don't know, dipped in coke something.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: It was something because I probably probably I did the coke. Yeah,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: and then I thought it made me so it made me,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: like my hands tingle so much that I had to
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: leave the Korean restaurant that he and I were at.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: When was this? Why were you doing cocaine at a
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Korean restaurant? And then he was offering to like what
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: kind of Korean restaurant was it?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: It was like in South Street in Philadelphia, and we
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: were like, it was like a friend of a friend. No,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: we went across the streets to his apartment.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Did this coke.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: This guy's like, he's like, I won't even tell anybody.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: He was like one of these real cool Koreans. He's like,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I won't even tell anybody my connect. I got the
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: best coco in the city.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: I believe, like it was too good.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: It was far too good because it made my hands
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: feel really weird.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: This chili paste, whatever that paste that chili is that
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: they have.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: It, it was kimchi that we were smoking.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: What's what's the sex one that see chili?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: But that's not your mouth tingle, that's seche one.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Sure, no, but there's another.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: There's a Korean one that you used to make like
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: steak sauce. You could put it in with a little
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: bit of wine. I forget what the paste is, but
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: it was truly, it was truly the most violent cocaine.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: I love the idea of going to an ethnic food
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: restaurant and doing cocaine.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: I was hanging out with a lot of swaggy Koreans
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: at this point, like I was around.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: It with swagas are the swaggiest people on earth. Right
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: next to Filipinos. Are Filipinos up there? Because I have
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: a Filipinos there. I mean from my point of view,
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: I will not say that Filipinos have a lot of swag,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: but they like not my style, but they swag out
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: harder than any other race or I think ethnicity by fall.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe they have a higher ceiling, but I think feel
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: like Koreans have a higher floor of swag. Even the
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: least strippy Korean is like swagger than any way.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Jeese, Japanese are pretty swag. They are.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: It's very swag is very big in Asian culture right now.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Like you like the Filipinos though, they're the type of
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: guys to rock like the cookie monster flat brim.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Oh so that I don't I think you might be
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: wrong about Filippino doesn't sound good.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: It's not, but it for them it is.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: So they're swagged out for themselves.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Telling me, are they just a decade late? They're very late. Yes,
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: they rock like osiriuses and the flat brims like the
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: flattest flat brim of all time.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: You know what's ironic is like dressing like.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: You could do coke off of it a Korean restaurant
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: with your bull gogie.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: But uh, you know what's ironic is like if they
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: had just stayed in the Vietnamese like war outfits. Those
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: have come all the way around enough where like that
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: would be swaggy if they were all just dressed like
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: soldiers from the Vietnamese, the vig Kong. The viet Cong
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: uniform is now swaggy.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: The hats, yeah, the hats. Those hats are very fashionable.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: But they were talking about the green camp.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: A green canvas like baggy with like probably like a
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: wife beater or some shit like that, or like military action.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Well, Vietnam soldiers, Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, the
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: viet Cong.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: What do you think they wore like a rice like
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: a big hat. Yeah, I think you're talking about like
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: a rice patty worker who's in the sun all day
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: and I might protect themselves.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: I would love that.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: I've never been to a rice patty, so let's there's
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: one on my TV screensaver that. Every time I see it,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I gotta get to a patty.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: They look good, they look good.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: I believe to be at a rice patty.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Wondered about yesterday. I got a question. When you guys
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: go and order a coffee or something like that, do
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: you ever are you always honest? Do you ever give
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: him a fake name or anything like.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: That, or I say Frank, Frank, I don't because it's
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: not easier.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: So want to deal with them either fucking it up.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: I don't want them to have to type in a
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: seven letter two civil names.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: That is funny? Is that like a big Does that
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: frustrate you a lot? Because the people that I know
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: that happens to, it's like they've been doing the fake
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: name thing for a while, and it's like it seems
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: like it honestly has changed their lives. Like it's like
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: a like my buddy Bo, he says his name is Bob.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so much easier when.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: He says Bo. They're like they ask like a thousand
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: questions and they can't figure out how to spell it.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: And he's like, it doesn't matter how you spell it.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Does he spell it b E A U? Yeah?
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yikes, like a French boyfriend.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Yes that is gay.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: It's a little gay. Yes, yeah, that's a little rassing.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: But so just so you go by Frank only at
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: coffee shops or ordering a salad.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Or it's gotta be tough if you have a very
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: ethnic name or something like that.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: That's probably when you just go and say I'm Tom.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: You're not Tom. Anybody you can't be Tom. You you
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: guys don't even have Tom.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: And you're like, there's not even a symbol for Tom.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: There was a there's a battle Rapper. There was like
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: a battle rap event. There's this dude named Arsenal, the Rebel.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: He fucking we were at a battle Wrap event one
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: time and uh, everybody went to Dominoes afterwards, and like,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: you're going to put it in, like your Domino's order.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I think it was actually even in England or some
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: ship like that, and everybody's going into like you put
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: in your order and then it's like, okay, who's the
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: order for?
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: For Adam?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: It's for Frank, you know what I mean, it's for
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Bo And they're like what name can we put on
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: the order? And he was like the rebel and they're
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: like what did you say? He's like the rebel, like
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: what did you say? And he had to put in
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: like he made them yell out the rebel for his
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: fucking for his Dominoes order.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Preposterous, But he was around all these other battle rappers.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: He didn't want to say what his like real name.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Clarence. His real name's Clarence.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I didn't want people to know his parents had a
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: real good.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: He was.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: He made them fucking say durrebel.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I can't believe. Like and people who work in that industry.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I love to talk to a barista, like what kind
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: of names they have to say? I love to talk
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: to the Dominoes folks and be like, what are people
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: making you say?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that shit sounds stressful. I mean, the language
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: barrier in New York City is very tough. It's very
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: hard to deal with.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I heard in Japan that the language barrier is it's
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: like like nobody speaks English.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, was that your experience?
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: I haven't been dying to go. I look at the
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: flights all the time. Oh my god, I got fucked
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: in the rectum recently on traveled to tell I had
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: been looking at this hotel for this fucking wedding we
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: have to go to and just looking at it, looking
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: at it, looking at it, thinking maybe we're not even
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: gonna go.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Why is that nice?
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: No to the wedding because it's so expensive. Yeah, and
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: it's far away, and.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: You know it's that expensive. The hotel has to be
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: really nice.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: This is not there's not a room block situation. It's not.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: There's there's multiple hotels you could choose from for the wedding,
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: and we're gonna go a couple of days early, and
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: I want it for that time to have to stay
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: at this really nice place. And I was looking at
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: it and they were good, and then last night I said,
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: all right, now we have to pull the trigger. And
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: I went back and they were four hundred dollars more
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: per night.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Ooh, is it because like you were searching multiple times?
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: It could be like a Tuesday dip situation.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: That people say that all the prices for that ship
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: and around midnight on Monday and Tuesday is when it's
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: the cheapest. For real, It's it's all theories. I've never
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: had that happen, but I will say, I mean, I've
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: had the thing happen.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: But I think this was because I was looking before
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: New Year's and then I waited and then booked in
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: the New Year. That would have been my guess.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: That sucks so bad sometimes though, if you're on the
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: same site and you open up another window, then their
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: system thinks multiple people are looking. I know, there's some
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: nasty shit where they drive up the fucking prices.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: It's crazy to be illegal. Yeah, I should have that.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: You should just have fixed pricing. That shit gets me
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: fired up. When you look at a flight and then
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: you come back thirty minutes later and it's four hundred
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: dollars more expensive.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: It almost makes you not want to book it out
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: of spite. Yes, but then you have to. Speaking of
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: I sent you a whole bunch of messages about flights,
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: we need to book it, and you didn't respond to
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: a single one of them.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: No, I saw them. I'm gonna do them because I
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: also didn't realize that we're flying on Super Bowl Sunday.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Was it home from Denver? Yeah?
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to do that, so I got to
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: get back early.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, super Bowl get the one I got. Yeah.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: What's what's our move for the Super Bowl?
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Well, we should do it in our building.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: I think my wife's away, so we could do it
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: at mine. Calm down, I'd be kind of fun for anything.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: We should watch.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I haven't been home for the super Bowl because last
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: year I was at the super Bowl.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: To be home this year, no, I fly home on.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Friday, but for the five years prior, I had to
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: go to the city of a team hoping that they'd
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: win so I could film a video.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Maybe six actually did that in Cincinnati.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: That's actually crazy.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: It sucks.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: So I haven't been able to watch the super Bowl.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know what a super Bowl commercial looks like.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen a super Bowl commercial, and like all
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: this because I was watching a Buffalo wild wings in
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: a fucking random ass city. Dude, I have been sendana
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: beers to do the fucking man on the street.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: When we did that, we had to watch the super
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Bowl in a hotel bar and then walk down the
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: street and it was fucking so cold.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I haven't had a good experience watching the super Bowl
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: since the Eagles won the super Bowl.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: This makes me feel good, so poorly of at the company.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: You went to the super Bowl last year. Even if
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: the team did that you want didn't win, that's the
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: pretty ideal way to watch the super Bowl. It's still
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: the ideal way to watch the Super Bowl.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Did you would you be willing to uh break the
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: seal on your drinking on the super Bowl night? No?
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I think that's a really good time now to get
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: back into Oh I don't even like drinking and watching
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: ball to be fully focused.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: That is a The Super Bowl is actually a fun
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: night to drink for some reason. I love drinking on
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: the Super Bowl, and I think that would be a
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: really good time for you to You can spend the night.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: You can crash.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna First of all, if I was to drink,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not crashing at anyone's. You guys live ten minutes
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: away from me. Why you crash? If you get so wide?
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Would I crash? I'm not going to drink.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: I think between the two of us will have a
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: spare bedroom for you. No, you're not going to be
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: You're not gonna want to figure out to get home.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: And you wind up in the in the back of
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: a cab, fucking throwing up, punching the drive and driving
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: into a hot dog.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Well, hopefully I won't have that issue because I will
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: not be drinking.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: And you can afford your own lawyer.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: That is true. Giddy for football this weekend.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: What if the Bills make the Super Bowl? Any chance
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: you would fly from Denver to Vegas and go to
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: the game.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: Now, how about come over to our place? Bills are
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: in the super.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Bowl unless invited, then yes, I would absolutely do that.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: What do you mean invitable is going to invite you game,
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: Josh Allen, Maybe he's talking to me.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Wait.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Yo, So last night I was at the fucking Sixers
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Nuggets game and uh we went in the Nuggets coaches
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: press conference afterwards, and the Nuggets media director came up
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: to me and he was like, check this out. Shows
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: shows me the background of his phone. It's his kid
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: and the son of a boy dad. Sure, He's like,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I'm a fucking massive son of a boy dad fell
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: a massive little SaaS fan. I met him when I
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: was in Denver. I talked to him. I told him
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: that I had four seats for him in like the
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: owner's section for the Denver Nuggets game to come the
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: next night, and he said he would and then never
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: even opened up the message. And I said, that's the
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: most little sass everything I could do, the most little sass.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Their whole fucking media staff was.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: I actually do recall that dubbing this very powerful friendly guy.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: I do remember him doing that, and I appreciate it.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know what. I don't know why
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have done that. I probably just forgot yeah, right,
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: you just said you remember, I remember someone offering me
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: tickets to the Denver Nuggets. But I also is the.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Denver Nuggets that were offering you tickets to the Denver Nuggets.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: It was then it was might as well have been
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: fucking Jamal Murray.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: I also got offered to uh to play golf where
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: the Masters were? No, you didn't or where where was
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: the Masters last year? For the PGA Championship?
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: God, if you had been offered to play.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: I was offered to play golf. Was it in Rochester
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: last year?
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: The PGA was when Brooks won it last year? I
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: think that was? Yeah, Upstate New York? It was.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was offered to play there like a month before.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: What's it called oak Hill? Okill? Yeah, some dudes from
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: the PGA, like the staff came and they were all
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: wearing PGA stuff and they gave me. He gave me
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: his card and said come play tomorrow.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: But instead you masturbayed masturbated.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: I fucking I did not do that. You want to
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: take it up.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: I feel like that would be weird if I said, hey, man,
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: I know you offered this to my friend.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Two years ago, hair Ball, He's dead I found it.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: I found it in his wallet, and I had to
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: carry on his legacy. He had always said he wanted
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: this for me. One thing he wished he'd done was
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: played Oak Hill.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: You said, you give him like a napkin that says
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: will at the top of it, and.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: I sprinkle his ashes water hazard off thirteen. It's be
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: very important, and I just bring a fake urn.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Both of those things are things that I would do
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: now if they were offered to me. Yeah, I because
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: it was probably because I was in Dorchester and I
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: was new to headlining, and I probably blacked out and
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: woke up at fucking three pm the next day and
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: was like, there's no way I'm going golfing today.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a big no guy.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you love that word. That's true.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: But also in basketball, to be fully honest, I probably
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: still wouldn't do that. I'm not a big basketball fan.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: You how many games have you been to this year?
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Dozen't?
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Wow? Do you sit court side?
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: No? Just with the one with Dave, I sat like
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: actually front row court side. Yeah, the other ones I've
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: sat like close like third row. Then, I mean last
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: night I sat like at the like the Phantom of
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: the Opera, I was literally in the fucking rafters of
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: the stadium and I joined. It was hilarious as much
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: as any watching experience.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I have a turned two hundred into five
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: grand betting thing that I'm doing this weekend. If you
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: boys want to hop on, yeah, I'd like that. But
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: so pretty much, it's two hundred dollars on Gus Edwards
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: and Deebo Samuel to score a touchdown on Saturday, and
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: then that's going to pay out seven hundred, not including
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: the two hundred that we already put on it, to
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: nine hundred dollars and then nine hundred dollars will be
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: going on.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: Wait, if you put two hundred dollars on it to
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: win seven hundred, Yeah, doesn't that usually include No, you're
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: saying you're seeing you profit.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: You would profit hundre and then get your nine hundred
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: and then you'd get your not and then you'd have
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: nine hundred including the two hundred, and then we're putting
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: that on. I haven't decided yet, So how the this
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: is speed? Because I did have Dalton Kinkaid and then
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: who's playing the early game the Lions against I think
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: I had Dalton Kinkaid and Gibbs to score Jamior Gibbs
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: and that would pay out five thousand, three hundred dollars.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: The only problem is what an opportunity. Yes, this is amazing.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: I didn't know they offered things. I'm just telling you guys, don't.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: The thing is me and Muke put this together. Well
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: I put it together and Mooke is on board with it.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: The problem is we both were like, there's a good
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: chance that if the first bet hits, I will not
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: be placing a nine hundred dollars bet on the second day.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: I'll just I'll love it right along. Yeah, but also,
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: this is definitely gonna put two hundred dollars because I
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: only want one bet for each day. I don't like
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: having like a last Sunday, I had so many bets
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: and it just got too complicated. I want one bet,
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: one big bet.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: This is the kind of thing that like tout sharps
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: who have early morning AM radio shows on Sunday say
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: like that. This is the type of where they're like, like,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: you want to some extra money for the holidays, Like
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: you take this five hundred dollars in six easy bets,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: you could turn it into fifty thousand dollars.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, I'm on a hot streak. I was hitting
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: anytime touchdown scores. I was betting them straight this weekend.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: I was hitting everything.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: So I could take four hundred dollars and turn it
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: into ten thousand.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: The first three Yeah, yeah, I could.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Pay eight hundred dollars down and turn it into twenty.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Thousand dollars with you're playing. Yeah, feel free.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: I could put down sixteen hundred dollars and make forty
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: grand on your plan.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Bro, I'm telling you feel free.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Is that all of that's possible?
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: All of this is possible.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Sixteen hundred dollars turned into forty grand with my plan
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: in the house. You get your family out of all
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: the problems you've been having all your wife.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: Tell her to bring out the red pennies.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: I have the highest credit card balance I've ever had
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: right now on my credit card.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: All right, bro, tell call MX, tell them it's over.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Damn that's ridiculous. My credit card is not even able
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: to go that high?
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Really bad? What what? What is all this fucking Italy
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: shit that from Italy Flights?
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: And but you probably just got like diamond status for
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: next year on that alone.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: No, not even so.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Do we like that do we like? I love Deebo
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Samuel to score, I love that. Do I love us Edwards?
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: That's the twelve touchdowns in like fucking and like six hundred.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Yards play the Texans. Oh bro, that's curtains. That's easy.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: That's easy, that's automatic. That's easy money.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: And then you see Jay Stroud though.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but defense Texans defense isn't too strong. Okay, they're
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: not gonna be stopping the The ruthless Ravens office is
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: a good talking ball. It is.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: So.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: I'm all I'm saying is that is my bet for Saturday.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Follow along if you want, and then Kincaid and Gibbs.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: I haven't decided. We will be releasing that later in
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: the week.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Responsibily, these are really dumb bets.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Bet Irresponsibily, these are bets. Put everything on them.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: It's not irresponsible what you're saying. These are such mortal
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: these are guaranteed mortal locks.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: We're getting to the end of the season. Throw the
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: mortgage on it. Wow, we'll get we'll get.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: Francis. We're gonna put that minus whatever in your account
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: to a positive whatever in your answers.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: We're gonna fix that. I could use that clip. The
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: entire other is if we win.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: Money, I'm gonna go buy more, brother, buye you want
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: to win, you know what.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: You should do? Buy the wine now. That's how confident
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: I am. There's an auction by the wine now, and
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: we'll get you your money. On Saturday evening, I had.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Two incredible fucking bottles of wine this week, our glasses
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: from bottles. Oh my god, dude, when was that eleven
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: mass in Park Jesus Christ? Incredible bottle of wine?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Do you remember what it was called?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: I took a picture of it.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, baby, talk dirty to me, daddy. Do you do
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: the wine pairings when you go to a fancy restaurant
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: like that?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: With that one? I did, yeah, because I was like,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: I want to go for that.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Do you go for the regular or do you go
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: for the reserve?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: I went for this when I went for the reserve.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ must be nice.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: I went for the reserve.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: Do you know how expensive that is? No?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: And to be honest, I don't really care at all.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: I've never liked wine.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: You're a piece of shit.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: Way to be enthusiastic for your friends, So I'm happy
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: for ron. Obviously, No, you aren't I'm always happy for
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: run if I hit. Sometimes I wake up up in
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: the middle of the night and I I'm so goddamn
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: happy for ron.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: A Bianco Seco cadell Merlo. Was that a not Merlow
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: with a T.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: Though, alien that's the same thing. It's just oh that's
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: a pricey bottle. Oh this is Quintarelli. So Quintarelli is
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: the producer and he is renowned, famous. They have incredible
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: the green labels. This is sick and uh, you know
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: he's a huge fan of this wine lebron James Wow,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: and maybe a bottle. He's like a big wine guy.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Damn Brown Peliac.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: I went wine training with Francis once, and I was
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: almost certain that the owner of the shop thought that
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: I and Francis were a gay couple, because it was
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: just Francis walking around looking at the wine. Or maybe
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: I was like your younger brother or your son. We
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: were going from societies to the stand and we stopped
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: on the way forgot about it, and it was pretty much.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: It reminded me of when I used to go into
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: an expensive store with my mother as a child and
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: she would be like, put your hands in your pockets,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: don't touch anything, and I just had to stand and
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: follow Francis around.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: I was to do that, that's nothing.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: It second like pulling out a yo yo and fucking
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: like yeah, through like twenty.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: I was scared to touch stuff.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: Stores have always scared me like that because that shit
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: is so expensive and it's so fragile.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: That seemed a little stacked, Like yeah, the scene in
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Borat where he goes into the uh the Civil War
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: kind of like Confederate antique store and breaks every single
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: thing in there, that was the hardest I've laughed. And
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: the couple watching they're not even mad. They're old and
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: they're just like, you're gonna pay for all?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: And he did.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it did, and it's worth the scene.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: They probably had, you know, one hundred fifty grand in
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: the budget for that.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know at what point is it not worth
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: the scene?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: At one point is it what? It's something that's like
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: so rare, dude, it was an expensive that you break it,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: and it's like even if you pay for that, you just.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Even have the inventory or like how could they even
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: know how much everything was and everything that was broken.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: They got They probably have to go through and just
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: like put the glass pieces together.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that had to be so painstaking. Like have you
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: ever been in an ant overstuffed antique store? Yes, where
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: like the only inventory is a guy who has a
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: binder with like yellow pages and it's like, let's see
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: what that's worth and he fucking goes to page seven hundred.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: Dude, antique stores are my fucking hell. Really, my wife
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: loves them.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Dude, that's what my whole My mom used to always
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: got antique stores and just look around. It's just ship
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: and it would be like I would be like bumping
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: into big ass fucking pottery pieces. They yeah, they'd be
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: like tipping, coming close to tip.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Fucking terrible share smell like death. I hate the smell.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: I hate the smell of old ship. I hate the
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: smell of libraries. I hate the smile of mine that
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: smelled oil stores. You mean the dead skin that's residing
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: between the pages of every book you like that?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a necrophiliac. I wish my well sleeping.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: The boat.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: It smells of dead skin. It's just like a homey smell.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: What Yeah, no, it's not candles. But what I didn't
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: hear what he said, my home smells like a warm
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: roast or candles. That's that's the warm Smellless define the
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: smell of a warm roast.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 9: A roast bubbling underneath the show garlic. You just you
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 9: just constantly have a roast meat. Yeah, we have a
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 9: plug in that's roast. That smells like a roast.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: It smells like the hale when you return home from
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: a quest.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's nice. I haven't been going on nearly
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: enough quests lately.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: Have you been leaving much my house?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: I have, Yes, I was worried. I've been get and
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: out I have.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: You know, the word hall comes from a great hall,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: and it's just shrunk down over time to like a hallway,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: but it's really the great hall that you walk into,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: and throughout time there's been these ancillary rooms that pop
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: off the sides and the little etymology for your bitch ass.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that. That's good.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: That's good, that's where you were into it.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: I saw his eyes glazing over. I saw this a
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: little sass fucking falling as.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: My arm is very sore because I went to the
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: gym yesterday.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: All Right, I'm not gonna make one of that.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: I lifted. But it's just like, dude, it's I can't
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: go again today. I'm too sore.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: You need to start slower though.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go on a walk after
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: you guys leave, you then, know what they say, motion
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: is lotion?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Are you at the stand tonight, I'm not. Damn.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: That's no spots until Friday.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: When we got tomorrow night.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Boys, the wife's out of town, dick, I'm not doing
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: ship all right, let's go fucking.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: Let's paint the town.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: Then paint the town town boys.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Dinner, no alcohol for you, but a nice dinner.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nice, nice diet coke.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: They don't have diet cokes at the type of restaurants
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: I go to, but they do.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: I went to the Strip House the other night with
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: my manager and agent and we got diet cokes in bottles. Damn,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Mexican fa Fancy, the Hairy Fancy.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Pretty nice.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: It was a long dinner. We were there for two
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: and a half hours and you didn't have any alcohol.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: Now, and you talk the whole time.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: They definitely like took it out of your pay.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: Were there, lolls and the who paid? By the way,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: did they split it? Yeah? I think interesting.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: No, they definitely took it out of your five reach
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: for the card, that's for sure.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: I knew that.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Because you're already paying make my hat off, which I hated.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: You wore that to a really nice steakhouse.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: I didn't know it was a really nice steakhouse.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: Did you wear sweatpants? No, so you knew well enough
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: to wear nice pants.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't wear sweatpants out of the house ever.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: Oh what about for your walk later? Now, I'll put
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: kakis on. Really, yeah, I don't like wearing sweatpants out
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: of the house. Also, I find that sweatpants aren't even
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: that warm in the winter because because there's no I
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: need a little wart pants in the winter.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Through the right things.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Are when I go fishing, I wear khakis under my waiters.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: You guys have like insulated pants. You need something better
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: for a day like today. It's cold.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: Brown fucking biked to work today, bites over.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: The Manhattan Bridge. Yeah, there's fucking violently cold.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: Motion is lotion, bro.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: I I'm on a thirty thirty thirty right now. Really,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: when I wake up in the morning, within thirty minutes,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: I have thirty grams of protein and do at least
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: a thirty minute workout. There's been more like ninety.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: That sounds like, hell, why, dude, I need in the morning.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: I need at least two hours in bed before I
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: get up. Why I'll wake up at eight and I'll
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: get out of ten to scroll sound paralyzed.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: That actually explains a ton, dude getting out of bed.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Getting out of bed thirty minutes after waking up.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: Is so bad.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: No, it's not. Motion's lotion on the weekends though, on
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: the weekends, I'm up and out instantly.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Motion is lotion.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: You actually want to soak in all that weekend time.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Did you have to get a new gym membership?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: I still have one. It's been paying it the whole time.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, all this is crazy. So the
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: gym that I go to, it's supposed to be like
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: a nice gym. It's a luxury gym, which is all
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: gym temple like they all are in New York. But
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: it's not. It's very it's really not. It's actually it's
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: just as bad. It's just as good as as blank is.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: I think I've said that before, But dude, they finally
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: they added a sauna in the gym, and the sauna
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: is in between the men's locker room and the girls
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: locker room, and it's a glass window and it's you
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: go downstairs and then it's right there in between the
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: two doors. So if you want to go in the sauna,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: you have to sit there and stare out into the
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: people going in and out of the out of the
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: locker rooms. It's like the worst placement of all time
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: for sauna zero. And your ass is definitely in there
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: fully clothed. Yeah, dude, jeans on it sweating? Is that crazy?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Like that would be like, dude, Like there's like girls
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: going in out of the locker room and you're just
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: sitting there just sweating with your legs together. Yeah, that's crazy.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: There's no way girls are Like, I wouldn't fuck him now,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: Oh are you?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Are you wearing a shirt and shorts? I haven't gone
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: in the sauna. I went to the gym once. I'm
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: not at a sauna point yet.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: But you know a lot about it.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: Well, because it's right there.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Folks go to the sauna now and like more than
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: like the gym, like sauna, like Sauna cold Plunge are
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: so popular that like they make it seem like that's
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: all you need to do to get into shait.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: This cold plunge shit is getting out of control.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: I'm glad you guys brought this up. I'm getting one, of.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Course, are you Actually?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: I'm not for an upstad. I'm not even being a
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: Joe Rogan kind of uh acolyte. Yeah, exactly. I'm not
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: trying to be a sick ephant here. But I have
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: done it after a workout, and there it's so bizarre
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: how much less pain I'm in the next day I
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: found Well, then, fuck, I guess this does work. It
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: just works. And I've never found anything else because I'm
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: in pain all the time. And so I messaged Taylor
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: Lejuan and I said, hey, man, which tub should I get?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: And he goes, you should get this one that I got,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: and uh, I'm going to last thing I'll say is
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: that I've been doing a cold plunge every day for
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: the last forty seven days and I'm not obsessed. And
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: then I wrote, so you don't recommend that I get one?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: And he goes, what are you talking about? I can't
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: speak more highly of it? And I said, what is
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: happening right now? He is obsessed? But he wrote the
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: antonym of what he meant to.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Say that does make any sense?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know he just accidentally said not Yeah, but
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: the one he got one that you it's like a
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: barrel and he's six foot eight and I'm like, is
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: this can you fit in this fucking thing? And he
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: goes it's you know, it only comes up to my
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: shoulders or whatever.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: Are you gonna have that?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna use that in your fucking upstate?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes way more sense.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't get it.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: That's what everybody says who's never done it.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: It's like everyone is doing it.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: You need to have pain.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: I have pain.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: Exercise.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll just take an Adville.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: And then you need to do it and compare it
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: to when you didn't, And unfortunately, it works more than
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: anything I've ever experienced.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: I think I'm just going to stick to stretching in advil. Yeah,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you stretch a lot. I do stretch more
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: than your bold ass.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: I No, you definitely don't. I guarantee you don't.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: You're brittle.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: You guys need the fucking cold plunges because your bones
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: are deteriorating.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: I have no cartilage. My spine is just like books
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: stacked on top. Make sure I feel better back. You
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: do it right after, right after.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: See, I haven't done it bad because I've heard conflicting
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: things about doing it right after.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: But I should do it right now.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna read up on it. I'm just gonna do
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: what I've done, and I'm gonna buy it. I don't care.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: I would pay anything for this thing.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: Why shares use a bathtob like what Rone does.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: And whole thirteen gigantic party bags of ice from the
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: bodega in.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: I only freeze as ziplock bags.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: I freeze gallon bags in my freezer, but probably not
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: big enough.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: We don't have a big enough freezer to create ice
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: on a daily basis for me to take a daily
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: ice bath.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: It's not as it's probably not. Mine is probably not
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: as cold, but I just I make do with as
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: much ice as I can put in there.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: So what is like the idea? Do you want it
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: to get as cold as possible? Do you want it
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: have one hundred degrees? The typical one is your ice bath?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: The man you are, yes, do you do you like meditate?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: When you're like, how long are you going in there?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Four minutes?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: I try to get to ten. But I think I'm
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: doing not as cold as him.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: You're doing. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: in my entire life. I apologize, but I truly like this.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Is I'm not doing it because I want to seem
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: because it feels better.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: You've been doing it for a while.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: I'm not telling anyone else to do it. I don't
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: want you to do it.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: I truly don't get it.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: All work for you? How about I try one?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: No, I don't forget it, like I can't even do
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: the cold showers because I'm just like I can't. It's
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: not that I can't do it. I just can't get
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: over like the like well, I'd rather just take.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: A warm shot. I hate the cold shower.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: I just don't. Yeah, I don't get it. I hate
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: them like it wakes you up more in the morning.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: KB says.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: It's this KB jumping squats in the shower while the
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: cold shower is on him. Come on, swear to God,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: was he wearing shoes? No, he's as naked. He's ass naked.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: That sounds so dangerous, probably.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: To his flat, perfectly flat feet. Though, if you put
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: a level underneath his feet, that bubble would be.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: To see deck tape on the bottom of his seek deck.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Tape on the bottom of his feet too, which is
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: his other thing that makes it way easier.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: This or reminds me if that like workout in the
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: eighties where they thought that you would lose weight if
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: they just like if you went in that thing and
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: it just shook you, it just like shook you back around. Yeah.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah the band or they also used to have like
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: an ad belt, Yeah, which would you like strap a
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: belt on and it would just like.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the one that shocked you.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it'd be like simulating the muscle contractions of
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: a sit up or some shit like that.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: People really thought that.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: You could burn fat because like some chiseled infomercial model
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: was just its like it.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: Worked for me.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Twitter has been all over those ads. Have you seen that. Uh,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: there's been that dude who's been doing the ads forever,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: because I remember I used to always see his videos
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: and they would be like they'd be like I eat,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: I eat cheeseburgers and pizza every day and I'm still
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: losing weight constantly. And now the community notes under his
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: videos just says this is a scam.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Good Yeah, all the community notes are fucking the community
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: notes are getting savage. Oh yeah, this is not how
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: this game is played.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: For the only fans who yeah.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: You think, oh man, you think this woman is actually
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: just bringing her man some fucking freshly cooked steak with
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: her titties. Yeah, like, no, no, no, this is an ad.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Don't be fooled, man, this is impossible.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: The Only Fans ads on Twitter are so funny because
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: there they try so hard to beat around the fact
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  Speaker 2: that it is a porn website. They're like, come see Riley,
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  Speaker 2: They did like an old they did one a couple
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  Speaker 2: of years ago. I remember all the Only Fans people
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  Speaker 2: were like furious because they listed off like things that
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  Speaker 2: people do on OnlyFans, and it was like magic magicians
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  Speaker 1: They'll make the salami disappear, didn't somebody didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody put out a haven't people done comedy specials on there?
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  Speaker 2: Wa Whitney Cummings did?
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  Speaker 3: She did?
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  Speaker 2: She did like a roast or some ship on there?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know, I wasn't the roast of Burts.
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  Speaker 2: I think the roast of Burt was on there. I'm
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  Speaker 2: sure it's I don't think they're doing that on purpose.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure OnlyFans is like, we'll pay you two million
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  Speaker 2: dollars if you put a special out on only fans.
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  Speaker 1: Remember when Barstool was like, we're gonna start putting it
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  Speaker 1: on only fence.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was a gas. It was a gas gas
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  Speaker 2: and Chuck. I think that. Yeah, they were like, only
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  Speaker 2: fans is bigger than ever. It's gonna be all barstool content.
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  Speaker 2: Used to be.
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  Speaker 1: A guy walked in with fifty women with him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all the fens we need to get on this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want fifty women with me at the club.
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  Speaker 2: They were trying to do, like Barstool behind the scenes
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  Speaker 2: shit on only fans.
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  Speaker 1: Right, They're like, who's gonna pay a fucking premium to see?
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  Speaker 1: Like I mean even Joey and Pat like, people will
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  Speaker 1: probably watch them because there's chance of seeing seeing some
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: penis or some some actual gay shit going on. They're
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: offering like clemor and fucking vibs like sitting at their desk. Yo,
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  Speaker 1: I'm paying fucking seven ninety nine ship.
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  Speaker 2: Where else could I get this?
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  Speaker 3: Man? I'm hot?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very warm. Heats up quick when you get
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: three fucking killers in here. All right, Well we've been
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: going for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Unfortunately the people with number of people watching just
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: keeps on going up there.
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  Speaker 2: Now what does it at now? I don't know, because
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: this freaking thing twelve hundred damn brou.
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  Speaker 1: We could we could get leave it, leave on a
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  Speaker 1: high note.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's leave on a high note. Thank you guys
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  Speaker 2: for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for rocket with HQ four. Next week we
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  Speaker 1: are going to be in HQ five, HQ three.
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  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, we will be taking a step backwards.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, back sliding. But if it goes poorly, if you
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  Speaker 1: guys don't show out in fucking massive numbers, we'll be
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  Speaker 1: right back to h Q four, which Sash will probably
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: sabotage on purpose to make us come back to his
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  Speaker 1: apartment because this boy does not want to leave, even
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: though he knows that motion is lotion.
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  Speaker 2: Motion is lotion, guys, Motion is lotion. All right, thank
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  Speaker 2: you guys all for walking and listening. I hope you
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  Speaker 2: guys enjoyed the stream. Make sure you subscribe. Oh, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna be in Pittsburgh next weekend. No, we don't. I'm
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: gonna be in Pittsburgh next weekend at the Improv.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: You can get tickets for that at Lil sasquatchwebsite dot com.
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  Speaker 2: I'm also gonna be in Houston the week after that,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: also at the Improv. And then Francis and I are
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  Speaker 2: going to be in Denver. The tickets for that are
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  Speaker 2: going fast. You can get those webs You can get
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  Speaker 2: the tickets at Lil Sasquatch website dot com or Francis
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  Speaker 2: Ellis dot com. And then all been in New York
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  Speaker 2: the weekend after that. Do a recon in Denver for me.
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  Speaker 1: I got a bachelor party coming up out there.
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  Speaker 2: Most kings per capita? Most what tings? Most things per capita?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: What are tings?
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  Speaker 2: All right, we'll end on that.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: There's such a see guys, doche.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: Bruh, goodbye. Where things that think it's just like women women? Oh,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: isn't that Drake?
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  Speaker 1: Did he say that?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I need to know one thing, oh,