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Murdock really loves to pokemon · Bean and Superbad

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  Tree bats have bitten my neck, bitten my back, making me walk
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  around my house and hit something, cut my leg when I
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  move in trees. Yard work has made me sick, made
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  me look like I caught that COVID disease.
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  Now I'm skinny and I need some gluten please.
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  Ah yeah, fucking my foot. Shit Dad here the man.
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  I love your hair. I wish you could just sling your
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  clothes. I reverse shade back to you.
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  Now back to the greatest show no one knows about.
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  I agree. This is the BS show.
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  You're welcome. It is the bean and super bad
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  show 2 two weeks in a row for the first time in Bam.
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  Bam. Oh, you did one without me?
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  Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that.
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  Yeah, I messaged you into a meeting and you were like.
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  Oh really 3? To six and you're like, I'll be
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  there. I I have no recollection.
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  I don't sleep a lot. That didn't happen.
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  Didn't happen. It might have happened.
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  I don't know. I could have, yeah, yeah, It's
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  funny 'cause I was looking at after the show when I, when I
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  was editing and putting it up, we had the the Red Bull and the
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  purple Comet, the header for episode.
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  Last year and. Then we only had like one or two
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  the year before 'cause we introduced Tony.
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  Oh yeah. And then we.
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  Introduced and JJ the. Next time.
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  And then there was nothing until the pedophiles just we had the
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  live streams where we we came in and tried to do that stuff.
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  Yeah. But outside of that?
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  Yeah, that Purple Comet episode is.
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  Pretty good. It's good stuff.
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  That's pretty strong. That's a good.
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  That may be one of our like best offshoot like.
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  Yeah, having it was like a South Park season, Like we dropped one
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  episode, right? That's all.
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  You get this. Year.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, I I think super bad
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  needs this more than all of us. I think he needed to get in
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  front of a a cleanse his therapy pole there and.
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  Yeah, yeah, I told Jay a couple weeks ago I needed a smash room.
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  You know that room where you just go in?
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  His birthday's coming up. I think maybe we get.
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  Everything you know, just grab like 1010 lamps.
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  Smash room for him. OK.
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  How are you for a demolition job?
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  You pay money again I. Need to go on.
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  The Vegas. That's the Bunny Ranch.
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  No, Like, yeah, destruction. Are they called Smash rooms?
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  Probably not. They are destruction.
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  Room. I think you could call it I.
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  Think it's. I think it's a break.
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  No, I think it's not a strip. Club, the Spanish ones, you call
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  it Smash Room, okay. Well, Smasher room, whatever.
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  Well, in like last. Nationality of smash room.
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  I'll I want to break shit. See.
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  Collado. Well, I tiptoed around because I
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  didn't want to, like, I don't know what you want to get into
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  because I, I while you were here last week, I was saying I, I, I
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  was just like, I said that you had your own like family stuff
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  going on. Yeah, there's a lot, obviously.
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  And then I didn't really get into the club stuff.
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  I just was like, it was there and I'm not.
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  And you are. And Oh yeah, that's kind of the
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  reason why. Things were stalled, yeah.
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  So I don't know. OK, see.
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  Not that short. You know what I mean, Kyra?
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  Not cornrow short. That was I was 19.
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  I can't let me see the picture again.
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  We're going to have to post this picture.
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  You look like it's like an actor and I'm spacing on who it is,
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  but he looks like from the 90s. OK.
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  Actually, no. You know who you look like.
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  You look. Like Katie powers you.
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  Look like. And looks like that enough.
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  Let me see, let me see, let me see the dog on.
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  He looks like a like a, like a Shane Gillis meets like a Post
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  Malone, you know? Shane Malone Post Gillis Post.
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  Gillis. Post Diabetes.
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  Gillis. You're pre.
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  You're pre Gillis. What's his name?
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  Jelly. Roll like a Jelly roll.
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  Yeah, maybe that's who I was thinking of like.
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  I wasn't little. Yeah, yeah, like a Shelly was a.
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  Shane Roll He. Was back with 36 Yeah a.
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  Jelly Gillis 3. 6 Mafia if you will.
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  And me throwing gang signs. Because in the in the 475 miles,
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  OK, she's not. Around anymore can.
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  We post these. I need the cornrows.
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  Not the gang signs. And powers in the Austin Powers
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  movie Eufaja. That's crazy.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, going through his
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  two park stage. How old when?
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  19 younger than you. Yeah, really.
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  It's funny as when I was that we look related and then you guys
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  now look related now that you've slimmed down.
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  But like when I was Chunk, that's how I looked.
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  I didn't have cornhole. Chunk people look alike.
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  Maybe a little. A little I mean.
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  You can't avoid that. Things on the chunk because I
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  have had that experience where you're like, you know what all.
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  There's different, but there's different.
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  There's different. Always.
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  But yeah, that's what you're saying.
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  It's not kind of quasi chunks. But like smushed in kind of
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  junk. Yeah, when they're a mess.
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  When? They're yeah, I was gonna say
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  there's different shapes of the chunks, right?
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  And me and Murdoch can speak on this because we're former fat
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  guy. There's a controlled chunk
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  right? When you when.
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  They stay in the legs like form, upside down V you know what I
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  mean? Like rubbing with each other
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  and. Shit, you don't qualify as a fat
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  guy anymore. You can try to, you can try to
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  shit on yourself, act like you, but you don't.
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  You don't qualify anymore. You're not.
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  You don't. There's.
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  There's definitely qualifications if I need to play
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  it. Up as an American, you're you're
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  thinner than probably 80% of the country.
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  Yeah. When you look down, is
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  everything you can see everything, Yeah.
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  You're all right. You're.
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  Ain't there no more than yeah, you're all right.
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  You don't have Dickey Doo syndrome.
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  No Dickey Doo syndrome, OK. We're all in like our our time
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  skip, you know, like form and then Frank is just like not aged
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  or changed or anything, you know.
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  That's how that works, though. Yeah, I interviewed someone this
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  week. They're 40 years old.
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  I told them I would card them for chocolate milk.
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  They they just don't age right. Asians without all things being
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  even. Yeah.
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  I've been buying Frank's blood for the last 10 years.
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  How do you think I've been? The Caribbean and Asians, the
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  man they some of them just. Yeah, I mean, that's how the
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  crazy rich people do. They get the blood, right?
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  And they, they even they. But that's like I've been
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  getting Frank's blood suits and shit.
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  Thanks for the but Frank. But like, none of you look that
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  much older, you know what I mean?
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  Like not I mean like y'all look this.
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  Even though the to. Me you all.
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  What are you saying? Yeah, that's what I'm saying
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  since. We've been around each other.
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  We all been around. Of us look like we've aged.
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  We've all been waiting. The universe is just spinning
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  its wheels. Maybe like a year.
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  I mean, on my birthday was maybe the last time I was in a room
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  with everyone. You know who's going to look who
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  is noticeably. I didn't pick.
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  Up a mustache now. Oh yeah, I'm not.
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  Yeah, I feel like I look the most.
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  Little, little chin. Hair.
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  I'm 26, guys. I turned 27 this year.
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  OK. Our little baby girl.
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  Yeah, I remember my 20s. Right.
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  He was a minor. I'm in my late 20s now.
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  Yeah. You know 30s now.
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  Yeah, right. Right.
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  And Jay's 40 40X you. Know why are people lying?
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  Wow man. I got a couple more years and
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  I'm 30. OK.
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  That's going to be how. Did that fucking happen?
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  OK, that's. Going to hurt.
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  You're 30 and you're living in a garage.
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  You know when you're playing D&D hoping to get 20s and crits is.
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  It going to be in Michigan living with Tyler.
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  It's Magic the Gathering now which?
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  I had that. I had the thought too.
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  Like, Dang, a few years I'll be 40.
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  It's like because I I don't even feel the age I am now sometimes
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  so. Millennials don't age either.
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  Anyway, we got we're the best generation.
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  So all right then, me and you are flanked on each side by Z.
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  Not quite as. Have you Frank, have you thought
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  about what your? Life is worth.
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  In 10 years. Sorry.
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  To take me, humbly speaking, if you were to take me as an
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  example, I'm 50. I don't act 50.
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  You don't. You don't look 50.
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  I don't. I'd like to think I don't look.
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  50 No you don't. That same genuinely, you don't.
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  Earlier in the week this fella I I interviewed born the same year
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  I was born in 74 and I was like, hey man, real talk, do I look
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  like that? And New Girl was like.
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  Hell no. How often I'm like, hey, I went
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  to school with that guy and shut the fuck up.
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  Some people look like they're struggling, like they they hurt
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  and so I can't walk, but I I think I look OK, but I still act
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  like an 18 year old. My hat's crooked.
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  I bump my music and I talk crazy and.
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  Keeps you young though and. You only think about your age
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  when you like, really have time to yourself and you like damn
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  well, I'm actually almost I'm, but I don't feel that.
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  But I really think that helps. Like you don't think about it.
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  You have to push cart living as a group and I hug up to some
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  cutie pie in line and I say something.
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  She says something. I don't think about her age,
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  like, oh, I'm 20 years older than she is.
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  I just see. Her.
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  As you know, someone I'm just talking to about whatever that
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  it might be, right? And then you feel what you feel
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  and the vibe's what it. Is you're like, Oh yeah, yeah,
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  she's 25 and you're like, I'm 50 and you're like, I'm.
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  Shit. Could be.
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  Well, like, depending on how much she hates him, you know,
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  you never know. Yeah, I, I hear people who are
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  like 2423 now and I'm like, oh, you know what I mean?
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  Children only. 26 going on 27, you're 17 and it's like, whoa,
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  like, you know, that's a decade ago.
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  Now what? Do you think you're going to be
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  like, in 10 years, are you still going to act like Frank?
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  You're still going to wear what you wear, and you're still
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  going. To.
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  I think so. Yeah.
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  Right down hidden table tops. And I think there would be there
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  would be more keeps young man, like more more of me to come.
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  You know what I mean? Like but.
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  Frank says he's getting fat. No, I can't.
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  I can't be more of that. His final form, you know, I
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  don't know. It's a transfer of weight from
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  my side of the table to him. It's a slow process.
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  It's been deliberate. It's.
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  Been eventually it's going to come back.
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  I wanted to go to you know who over there.
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  Oh, this broken body can't handle that weight anymore.
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  Could ever be heavy again my life could finish I.
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  Can't even imagine. Crumble.
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  I would mock him. And I mean, hey, William, what's
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  going on? Yeah.
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  It's gotta come in with a fat suit on just to amuse.
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  Have you ever seen a heavy vegan Real?
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  I mean really though, have you ever seen a heavy?
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  Well, if you eat a lot of anything, you know.
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  Well, that's true, yeah, like, but you don't see very many
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  hats. Celery's got a.
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  Lot of you can overeat carrots and celery.
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  Celery's got a lot of my. Experience.
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  Celery's bad for you, right? What an elephant considered
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  calorie, calories, or. Some bullshit, Yeah, If you eat,
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  I guess it. Yeah, would it get you for all
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  your ivory? You know what I'm saying?
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  An elephant would be considered a a heavy vegan.
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  And a hippo I. Guess yeah, like a brontosaurus.
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  You ever hear about brontosaurus dinosaurs?
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  We're not talking about dinosaurs.
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  An elephant is here, right? Now a Beanosaurus.
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  You would have to eat. A lot of or hippos would be a
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  like a how do you I was gonna. Say, wait a minute, you get fat
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  off hummus. That's.
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  Chickpeas and oil. They're high fat, same as
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  avocados. If I just smashed avocados and
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  hummus. Yeah, but that's a power of
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  food. Yeah.
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  Not a, not a sit on a couch food.
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  That's a fat burner. It might be.
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  It's. It might.
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  Be these are the good, good fats though, right?
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  Those aren't like fat treating. You're not eating 10 bags of
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  Skittles, right? You know what I mean?
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  Yeah, man, I want. To this is the first bag I.
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  Crushed. You're not scratching his chest.
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  Give me a fucking squirrel. Just.
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  Want one of them. OK I get one.
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  All I want is 1. If he would have waited a little
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  bit, I was going to. Is that the flavour you wanted?
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  I haven't had, I don't think he cared.
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  Piece of sugar. Yeah.
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  Right, my lips. Right.
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  So you need it. His sugar spiking.
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  Oh, Oh yeah, I was. Going to say is this good?
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  It's over 9000. It's over 9000.
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  You you summon the energy in the room and like this receipt thing
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  like went off. She just like cost an
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  electromagnetic aura. I went into.
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  A. Is the board OK?
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  With my mom, it's a little pre Mother's Day thing.
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  Rock star, like a birthday. You know, treat him right.
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  Is this the Mother's Day special?
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  Mother's Day special we go to the Asian market.
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  I said a few things that may have sounded racist.
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  We left there with some. I got a picture of duck tongues
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  tongues of A on the phone. Of a duck I.
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  Didn't even realize Duck's head tongue that was kind of built
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  into. The Yeah.
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  Do they have the? Long they don't anymore.
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  They got little skinny tongues like little.
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  It sits at the bottom of the. Automobile some of the ducks
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  have like the. Long is it now like you sit
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  there. There in Asia.
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  And then we went thrifting. Did you go to fok lock tower?
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  We did not go to Fok lock tower. OK, Fok, Lock tower.
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  That's a real place. I know exactly what you're
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  talking. About what is that?
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  That's. Where I get all my.
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  Next to the same. Roasted roasted pork Berry is
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  only 899. At the Asian market, it's 14.
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  Is it the big Asian market that one down on 41?
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  Down South? Yep.
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  Down South, Yeah, where Livingston's used to be.
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  Before. Oh no, not that one.
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  Not that one. Livingston's is still there,
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  right? Different liberty ones I know.
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  When you were he's speaking in your diapers.
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  Back four times. Changing your diapers?
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  Yeah, there was a place called Livingston's, maybe even.
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  Before and what is the? Asian market called I shop at
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  the Asian market. I love the Asian.
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  Market the Asian market that is South of Clark Rd. and 41 yes.
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  So S Bridge. That's the newer one, yeah.
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  And it's called what? Asian market, No, the other one
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  is the other one's called full clock top.
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  It's. Off of three O 1 and 12 there
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  you. Go 17.
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  Yeah. Yeah, like Brian Clark, right?
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  They have cuttlefish. There's one down, OK.
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  He's talking about that. That was part of the one that.
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  Right by the McDonald's, right? In there, but Folklochta was
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  always my spot. Yeah.
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  And so took Mama Dukes out. We handle her business.
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  We have a good old time. When we went to we went to
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  Paisano's, she had never been in this place.
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  The bakery, the Italian bakery's legit.
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  And it's it's it'll change her life.
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  So bring her in there and she's all excited like a kid.
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  She gets a lemon bar and a lemon tart and all this food because
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  they fight with sugar. I can give up anything else,
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  man. That sugar and carbohydrates is
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  I'll let Lisa watch me cheat on her on that.
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  So that whole, that whole trade, that whole thing of food was
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  just saying stuff to me. And I grabbed her and I was
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  like, look, man, none of it has to do with you.
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  It's about me. So look the other way or you're
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  going to watch. She's like wow, don't get real
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  ugly. About to build this muffin cap.
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  Just need that. I needed that muffin cap I
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  didn't get. I got a cannoli, but it was just
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  kind of the watch. So watch to.
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  Look at, you know, just to kind of look at it and.
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  The smell you. Need it?
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  Really. Hey, hey, hey, hey, bite this
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  for me. Yeah, just.
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  Chew it. Chew it real slow.
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  Let me watch slow. Now turn around I.
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  Said slow. Damn it.
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  Touch your Touch your hair a little bit.
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  Put one finger inside the canola cream.
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  Not when you swallow it. Don't rush to swallow.
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  Just can you fit? Can you fit 2 fingers in the
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  cannoli? Yes.
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  It's warm and it's soothed. And you.
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  Yeah, yeah. Bust up that could.
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  Goon in the British Bake Off. Not sure.
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  Edging the. Like coming here with with
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  Carlos Stewart Bake over fucking cake.
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  A real a little. You got a little something on.
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  Your stash and then he's just no.
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  No turn around. Lick it off.
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  That's nothing. That was gluten free powder.
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  Why can't I get it? Why is the?
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  Food Channel parent law. Yeah.
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  He would go downstairs and 2:00 in the morning he's watching
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  Chop rubbing his nipples Ever since he.
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  Took a bite of that cannoli. He'd been sleepwalking and
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  eating candy and shit. Oh man.
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  So I feel so depressed because I can't get right.
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  I can't eat and enjoy myself because that's my addiction so.
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  And he spent years making fun of everyone else.
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  So he can't like eat gluten free and healthy stuff because.
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  All I eat is vegetables now and I can't even eat the carrots
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  because that's the sugar in it. Yo I can't get over 100 fruits,
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  £95 man. What do you what would you eat
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  legit, son, just to get right to have a snack that would let you
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  know. All right, man, I I had
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  something. Oh.
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  That wasn't bread and wasn't sugar I.
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  Usually crush a protein bar but that's those got lots of sugar
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  and so. What you have to hunt to find
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  the good ones of those. Yeah, I do like a hummus.
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  I'll do like a veggie and like a hummus thing.
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  I would like that. That's good food.
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  What would you have? You'd have hummus.
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  And yeah, well, yeah, if it was like a snack, not like a meal
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  thing, and it was like that and it was around, yeah, I would
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  probably crush some hummus. Not even like shade.
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  It's just like and what? Well, I don't know, like a
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  cracker, but that's like carb. Sugar free.
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  Peanut. Butter that I I jam on a on a
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  celery stick. And I think hummus and celery's
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  not bad, you know, you get a little like.
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  This is a meal that's. More like, no, it's a, he said a
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  snack or something. That's what I mean.
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  Like if I couldn't like crush like a, you know, pack of
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  Skittles or. Something I had a half a if they
• 16:59
  had. Those little pretzel and fucking
• 17:01
  hummus cups here. I'd eat one right now.
• 17:04
  Not even kidding. You did raise him.
• 17:06
  Not even joking, Hummus is good. I like hummus.
• 17:09
  It's it's great. It's very when you finish one
• 17:13
  container by yourself, you just hate women.
• 17:17
  It's a it's a global thing. I think they just.
• 17:19
  Is that why I do? It that's what I feel.
• 17:21
  Oh, no, you know what? Now I correlate that.
• 17:24
  Yeah, it could be. A You ever had the garlic that's
• 17:27
  like a hummus, but it's garlic whipped into a into a hummus.
• 17:30
  Don't kiss anybody. But it's like the best it's
• 17:33
  it's. Pretty good.
• 17:34
  You tried to feed me that once and it was passed by like 6
• 17:37
  months, Did I? No, no, for sure you did.
• 17:39
  And I was like, oh this doesn't taste great.
• 17:41
  And you're like, oh man, look at the date on that and it was six
• 17:44
  months passed. I think the year was even
• 17:45
  different. He knew he did of.
• 17:47
  Course he knew this spicy hot hummus one time.
• 17:50
  Oh shit, that was. Good.
• 17:51
  Look what I'm. Eating spicy hot hummus.
• 17:53
  That was good if I had like it had honey in it, I think.
• 17:58
  It wouldn't be. It would be some protein, it
• 18:00
  wouldn't be this chickpea like beef jerky stuff.
• 18:03
  No. Beef jerky way too high.
• 18:05
  You know, yeah, that's. No.
• 18:07
  I eat cheese and. And so if you guys like, so you
• 18:09
  guys got it in like the healthy realm, it would be Publix got
• 18:13
  this chicken salad brand that they got.
• 18:17
  I think it's Publix Walmart 1 of this.
• 18:19
  Yeah, I think it might be Walmart, but that and the
• 18:22
  chicken, chicken, chicken biscuits.
• 18:25
  Crackers, crackers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:30
  Where I. Was like I know food or seafood
• 18:31
  salad like. Publix has the volcano and it's
• 18:35
  the seafood of spicy. Chicken Chicken biscuit.
• 18:38
  What is it called this doggone? Yeah, see.
• 18:40
  See. Doggone crackers are.
• 18:42
  Fire Well, the chicken biscuits are the bluish.
• 18:45
  The box is blue, Yeah, but do you know they got a ranch
• 18:47
  flavour? Oh yeah, that's a green like
• 18:51
  this. Why you put me back in rehab,
• 18:52
  I'm putting. You on just I'm putting you on
• 18:54
  I. Appreciate it.
• 18:55
  It's like a former meth actor. You know, they got a bunch of
• 18:57
  like, strawberry flavored meth now and like, Oh yeah, flavored
• 19:01
  meth. It's pink.
• 19:02
  They talk about hummus and stuff, man, like sunflower seed,
• 19:07
  mashed potatoes, shit, what it sounds like.
• 19:11
  Just take a bunch of bird seed and mash it up and.
• 19:13
  Then pressed. Sunflower seeds.
• 19:15
  Man, nothing. I.
• 19:15
  Love them, Get some hummus in your life.
• 19:17
  But I like to go through the method of eating them.
• 19:19
  I don't get them. Oh, free shell?
• 19:21
  Yeah. You like.
• 19:22
  You like them with the shell? You like the terrier?
• 19:26
  When I eat something healthy I just hear the the container say
• 19:29
  you pussy. What I used to be.
• 19:34
  I'm. Trying to realistically problem
• 19:36
  solve, I forgot we were on the show.
• 19:37
  Right, right, right, right. Well, I mean, if you care about
• 19:40
  me, look out for me. Yeah, eat a Skittle or whatever.
• 19:42
  That's another one. He.
• 19:44
  Wants me to die. He's like shoving them down.
• 19:46
  Oh, what am I doing there's? Another one right there.
• 19:48
  Don't do me, Scott. I'm the colour.
• 19:51
  I'm being accused and Frank's over here pushing dope on the
• 19:55
  poor man. It ain't dope.
• 19:57
  He only had two of them. I got accused, I got accused of
• 20:02
  being inappropriate earlier in the week, same atmosphere, same
• 20:06
  same room, same day as the older guy, the left and I said grape
• 20:12
  kool-aid and Percocets. And there's we have a one of our
• 20:17
  of our team. She's black and she kind of she
• 20:20
  has her back to me now she knows who I am.
• 20:23
  I mean, I've known her a minute. But I'm at work so but, and that
• 20:28
  being said, and she turns her head a little bit and the other
• 20:31
  guy's like, can you even say that here?
• 20:33
  I was like, it's grape kool-aid. Who doesn't love grape Kool-aid
• 20:36
  and Percocet? Do you have a problem with grape
• 20:38
  Kool-aid? Yeah, and painkillers.
• 20:40
  What's? Wrong with that.
• 20:40
  You're making it weird by questioning what I said.
• 20:44
  But what listeners don't know is is Frank just gave me a grape,
• 20:49
  Skittle and Bean looked at me with.
• 20:53
  You guys totally miss. Intent in his eyes like.
• 20:56
  I go ahead and I go. I know.
• 20:57
  I was like, did you see the the flavor he gave yet?
• 20:59
  Flavor. Did you guys see?
• 21:02
  Did you see the flavor? The one before that was orange.
• 21:05
  Anymore of those just. As.
• 21:06
  Close. Yeah, don't do that.
• 21:07
  No, I'm gonna grab that whole bag and leave that.
• 21:09
  Word get him some more skinny pop, get him some.
• 21:11
  More the shark from Nemo. It's like.
• 21:14
  That's good. Yeah, Bruce.
• 21:21
  Bruce. Smell the bag.
• 21:22
  Smell the bag. Leave me.
• 21:30
  He's holding on to that. One candy's not food.
• 21:32
  Candy's not food. He got it put in his jaw like a
• 21:35
  camel. Candy's your friend, not food.
• 21:39
  Oh my God, a gerbil. Yeah, gerbils do that.
• 21:42
  What? Candy packed food in the.
• 21:45
  They jammed that stuff back. There.
• 21:47
  For days. So originally on the show today,
• 21:50
  we were supposed to, we were going to play the game we've
• 21:52
  only done once before where I was going to have, and we're
• 21:55
  still going to eventually do it when JJ decides to grace us with
• 21:58
  his presence. Is he coming?
• 21:59
  I don't know, OK? Not tonight.
• 22:02
  It's past his bedtime. Parents won't let him out.
• 22:05
  I said it. JJI said it.
• 22:07
  It's where we, all of our names are written.
• 22:09
  Everybody gets the, the paper with our names.
• 22:10
  And then you write the first thing you think of the person
• 22:13
  and then we shuffle it up so we don't know who said it and then
• 22:15
  we try to guess who said it 'cause then that was one of our
• 22:17
  one of our. And I've been wanting to do that
• 22:19
  with JJ for a while and that was kind of my plan tonight.
• 22:21
  And then he, you know. Does does now you give him a
• 22:24
  chance to study 'cause you just said it out loud?
• 22:26
  I know I probably have done that You're.
• 22:27
  Going to reminds me of of the huxtables of.
• 22:31
  Yeah, let's just throw shade at. Jake, no, I'm just saying.
• 22:34
  No, no, I'm saying let's do it. I wasn't you'd a smart ass he'd.
• 22:36
  Be here. I'd still tell him, 'cause he's
• 22:39
  a clean cut guy. He's a good looking fellow and
• 22:40
  he looks like he did from the Huxables.
• 22:42
  He he reminds me of. Last week you were saying that
• 22:45
  he looked like the before to Frank's after.
• 22:47
  What? Which one went bad like which?
• 22:50
  One, I can't remember what how you set that up, but it was
• 22:53
  like. I'm daylight he midnight, so
• 22:55
  that's how that happened. You know there's different
• 22:59
  phases of of of the cycle. Because you made a joke about
• 23:03
  getting What's the disease? The Verdo.
• 23:06
  Yeah. Oh my God, it's.
• 23:08
  About four and. 1/2 or something.
• 23:12
  You Uncle Ruckus, I got reverse ventiligo.
• 23:15
  The opposite of what Michael Jackson got.
• 23:17
  Oh. Man, has anybody here seen that
• 23:21
  movie? Witching.
• 23:22
  Not yet, it just came out. The Huxtables no.
• 23:27
  The Huxtables the. Michael Jackson movie.
• 23:29
  That was a show, right? Did they make a movie
• 23:31
  eventually? It's.
• 23:32
  Called the Cosbys bro. Yeah.
• 23:34
  It's called the You could have seen it on court TV.
• 23:38
  The Cosbys became a different show.
• 23:41
  No the Huxtables. I know it was The Cosby Show.
• 23:43
  Cosby's became a different show because Cosby started going to
• 23:46
  prison. Yeah, that's what he said.
• 23:49
  The Huxtables. I thought he was talking about
• 23:51
  Bill Cosby's show. I.
• 23:52
  Don't think he knew. I didn't.
• 23:53
  Yeah. So the Huxtable no.
• 23:55
  You not. Really what Bill Cosby was.
• 23:57
  What was it? Bill Huxtable.
• 23:59
  Yeah, the Cosby. 'S I know, but did he play?
• 24:00
  What was his first name? Bill?
• 24:02
  Was it Bill still? Yeah, I think he was.
• 24:04
  Name was Huxtable right? I know they.
• 24:05
  I know they changed, yeah. OK.
• 24:07
  Were you? Referencing Bill Cosby.
• 24:09
  Well, that's what he said. I knew about.
• 24:11
  I knew that was the thing. I didn't know it was the Cosby
• 24:13
  thing. Wow.
• 24:14
  He's. Yeah.
• 24:15
  Then they went on to do different stuff.
• 24:16
  All the. People grew up.
• 24:17
  They spun that show off like 100.
• 24:19
  Theo died. His son died in real life.
• 24:21
  Recently, right? Well, yeah, right.
• 24:22
  He drowned. He's off the team.
• 24:24
  What? You didn't know that?
• 24:25
  No, I did. I just.
• 24:26
  I mean, I figured it out. He.
• 24:28
  Said drown in your black eye. But he could swim.
• 24:31
  And last week you were like, I can't swim.
• 24:32
  I was like, well, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 24:34
  That looks like 2 for two, yeah. That's right.
• 24:36
  Last week he goes I can't swim or I goes whoa.
• 24:40
  Hashtag summer camp, man. Like once you get out a little
• 24:43
  more. Yeah, that's how.
• 24:46
  Who Who has a boat and goes fishing and can't swim?
• 24:49
  I don't. Is that what happened?
• 24:50
  He was on a boat. Like again, I'm not that profile
• 24:53
  I. Don't think the current.
• 24:54
  Car. Yeah, as he say, he was like
• 24:55
  swimming. He wasn't saving anybody.
• 24:57
  The current or Yeah. Maybe he was saving?
• 24:59
  Someone in it he might have, yeah.
• 25:01
  On all of his Skittles went out of his pocket.
• 25:02
  Can you really not swim, Frank? No, I could swim.
• 25:05
  That was the end of the joke. I was just making sure, 'cause
• 25:07
  I'm like, man, don't go out in a boat like that if you can't the.
• 25:09
  End of that joke was I can swim. I can really.
• 25:13
  I like making white people. If they're making a horror
• 25:15
  movie, he screwed twice because he can't swim and he's a whole
• 25:17
  person to go. I do that on purpose when I go
• 25:20
  like places or I can't. Swim.
• 25:22
  You should do that every time you take someone out in a boat.
• 25:24
  I do. Yeah, you should definitely.
• 25:25
  Or when I'm on the boat. Pretend to drown, not.
• 25:28
  Pretend to drown. Just be like, you know, I can't
• 25:31
  swim. Maybe a man.
• 25:33
  It's a it's a black stereotype. You know, everybody thinks a
• 25:36
  black person can't swim, right? There was a fishing.
• 25:40
  I don't like the segue this trigger speaking about what
• 25:43
  you're talking about. Got to do with flashing or
• 25:45
  something. And now?
• 25:46
  See. How quick to jump and how long
• 25:49
  it's taking him to scroll through.
• 25:51
  There's yeah, I got some. Data gigabytes of information
• 25:55
  and shape our. Karma folder is brutal.
• 25:59
  Yeah, I caught. A 6 LB is like 3 weeks ago of of
• 26:03
  what? A six pounder fish Fast, OK
• 26:06
  fast. What?
• 26:08
  I don't eat. 6 pounder in your ass eating?
• 26:09
  I don't. No, that's at that.
• 26:14
  I was. It was just.
• 26:14
  It was just for. Sport.
• 26:16
  No. Oh, OK.
• 26:18
  Brock is showing a picture for the listener.
• 26:20
  What's on the boat going on? Some boats wait.
• 26:22
  No, steal that from that's. Lovely.
• 26:26
  And then, OK, we got pictures. Oh hold on, we got more pictures
• 26:30
  before. And after.
• 26:32
  OK. Is that from the same trip?
• 26:34
  That's a lunk. That's a.
• 26:35
  That's a big. You see how you see how long it
• 26:36
  is, right? Yeah.
• 26:37
  Man paws as long as my aunt. My forearm.
• 26:42
  That's what we've heard. Would you like to see what's?
• 26:43
  The GMFE used to talk about all the time.
• 26:45
  Oh yeah, that's. About as long as my forearm.
• 26:49
  Did you swim in the water to catch it?
• 26:51
  No. Stood on the edge son didn't
• 26:53
  have going with. With your bare hands.
• 26:56
  We went to the Asian markers a day and then they filleted the
• 26:59
  fish. They had floundered for 499 a
• 27:01
  pound. So this guy didn't understand
• 27:03
  what I was saying so I was trying to.
• 27:05
  Oh no. I was doing my best.
• 27:08
  Did he get out of here? But he's like, I'm not
• 27:10
  Vietnamese are. You like doing the thing that
• 27:12
  you do. I pointed at the wall and I use
• 27:15
  my fingers because there's numbers that say filet cut, so I
• 27:19
  pointed to three. And then you didn't.
• 27:21
  And he's like, it's too thin, but he can't say too thin to me
• 27:24
  because I don't speak wherever he's.
• 27:26
  From He's saying it, but you can't.
• 27:27
  Oh no. Sure was translator shit or
• 27:30
  whatever out pulled. Your phone out man.
• 27:32
  I could have what are you? Doing man, it's 2026.
• 27:35
  You just said you're not an old guy.
• 27:37
  What just happened you? Just forgot what phone you got.
• 27:39
  What phone you got? Barely an old one.
• 27:40
  I don't think about using the. Translator.
• 27:42
  You don't have to. You can just go and Google.
• 27:44
  It with with these eyes and a smile.
• 27:46
  I don't. I don't.
• 27:47
  Come on man, if you can figure out how to look up how.
• 27:49
  Somebody bring their. Translator.
• 27:51
  I'm pretty sure you can figure out how to talk to one of them.
• 27:54
  If I needed it, I probably could.
• 27:55
  Yeah, you was just baffled. And tilefish.
• 27:58
  Have you ever eaten tilefish? I've never had tile fish, and
• 28:03
  that was on sale too. So got Mama Dukes a whole fish.
• 28:07
  He filleted that up and the flounder, he cut that up.
• 28:10
  So basically he got what she was, you got what he was going
• 28:13
  to give you because of the translation barrier, and you're
• 28:15
  high. Pointed and I know what a
• 28:17
  flounder looks like. Sure it's like flounder and he's
• 28:21
  like cool man. They didn't like me and they I'm
• 28:23
  not received super well. I don't think they'd like you
• 28:26
  any better if you whipped out a translator too.
• 28:28
  I don't. I don't know if that would help.
• 28:30
  Like if he goes in doing an accent.
• 28:32
  Diddy Mao. Diddy Mao shouting.
• 28:35
  He's. Get out of here.
• 28:36
  And he's like, that's what I'm saying.
• 28:38
  Go fool. I got cuttlefish and duck
• 28:42
  tongues. Duck tongues.
• 28:44
  Has more pictures Chicken feet. It was shitty, Mao.
• 28:51
  Yeah, I probably guess you hate it.
• 28:52
  And you walk in, you're going the next.
• 28:54
  Time I walked out with two face there.
• 28:55
  Are the tongues. Yep, exactly what are the
• 28:58
  tongues It's. A little Oh my God, what?
• 29:01
  Makes you. No, I.
• 29:03
  It's a delicacy. I know, but like what decided
• 29:05
  one day someone like. It's like a little popsicle.
• 29:07
  Don't let nothing. Don't.
• 29:08
  Wait, a year ago? But duck heads, what happens?
• 29:10
  If we RIP that tongue out of that duck's mouth.
• 29:11
  We won't be hungry. Yeah, that's exactly what they
• 29:14
  were thinking. Yeah, right.
• 29:16
  You know you got to eat this stuff.
• 29:18
  In that time frame to where you only had just say you had $10.00
• 29:24
  for the week you had. You're hunting ducks and ripping
• 29:28
  tongues. Out.
• 29:28
  Maybe you're not hunting the duck.
• 29:29
  Maybe you just trapped the duck. Or maybe you?
• 29:32
  There's all the other parts of the duck that.
• 29:33
  Yeah, but you only got 10 bucks and you need to feed.
• 29:37
  Am I buying the duck before I kill it?
• 29:39
  You buy it, you're having. To buy the neck and you're
• 29:42
  ripping you. You probably don't want to buy
• 29:44
  it because you only got 10 bucks.
• 29:45
  You need to get other stuff to make.
• 29:46
  Does a duck that you name taste better than one that?
• 29:49
  Does it? I'm pretty sure it does.
• 29:51
  So, Frederick, there's. Fred, Freddie.
• 29:53
  And he comes. You gotta you gotta like Mortal
• 29:55
  Kombat fatality they. Just found out like.
• 29:57
  RIP out its tongue, you. Just found out that you aren't
• 30:00
  getting paid for the next week and a half and you need to
• 30:04
  figure out what you're going to do to feed your family tonight.
• 30:06
  And Freddie been over there. Just you've been feeding
• 30:09
  Freddie. And you'd be like, the kids got
• 30:11
  to go outside and play and then they're going to come back.
• 30:13
  Freddie going to be on the table, just letting you know,
• 30:16
  Freddie. And then when they come, yeah he
• 30:19
  going to be Ferdinand the Duck afterwards with some sauteed
• 30:23
  taste and shit around it all for 10 bucks.
• 30:25
  Frank, sounds like you grew up on a farm.
• 30:28
  I tell you that, duck. All right, you ain't watched
• 30:33
  baby. Half the duck your Mama was.
• 30:36
  Right, that part Mama was good, but you tender.
• 30:42
  Man, now I want roast duck. I might have to get that.
• 30:45
  To me, but duck to the point to where getting to the tongue like
• 30:49
  you don't want to let nothing. Go to waste, yeah, I get that
• 30:51
  kind of stuff. But like they're resourceful.
• 30:52
  But it's but it's but it's not that it's a delicacy like you
• 30:55
  said, it's not. Letting things probably what
• 30:57
  happened it came to that point to where it.
• 30:58
  Yeah, it turned into a delicacy. What, it turned into a delicacy
• 31:02
  or like an appetizer? Yeah, or something like that.
• 31:04
  You know what I mean? No one's getting a duck in front
• 31:07
  these tongues just for the tongue.
• 31:09
  That's what I was trying to. No, no, you're.
• 31:11
  You're getting the whole duck, treating the bird, and then it's
• 31:14
  like, Oh well, we got the head, so turn that into something.
• 31:16
  You got the energies and you got.
• 31:18
  The brain, you can get the beak, you know they gonna chop that up
• 31:21
  for it's gonna. Go all the way down to the
• 31:23
  blood. They don't do that and drink
• 31:25
  that later or something, Yeah. That's not good for either
• 31:27
  though. Like even brain.
• 31:28
  You don't know that. I do know that we've.
• 31:30
  Been doing it for years. I've been doing it for years
• 31:32
  over there and they still. Translate ancient.
• 31:34
  Tradition into. Like market the mass production.
• 31:38
  Be it mad cow disease because the cows eat the brain.
• 31:41
  If you if animals eat brain, it's not good.
• 31:43
  You shouldn't eat brains. It's not a smart.
• 31:44
  Thing Brains is yeah, that's a little.
• 31:46
  That's a down sauteed up a little bit.
• 31:48
  No cooking. Don't kill that stuff.
• 31:52
  Put it on some rice. I watched some stuff with the
• 31:55
  third world. A little hummus.
• 31:57
  Rice. That's when you know he should.
• 32:01
  Pass Yeah. Well, when Murdoch said don't
• 32:03
  eat it when you. You.
• 32:04
  Oh, what you say you don't? Really.
• 32:06
  Oh, yeah. No brains.
• 32:07
  No brains. He's a vegan telling us not to
• 32:09
  eat. Yeah.
• 32:09
  If the world ended tonight, how quickly does being Do I eat a
• 32:13
  brain? Oh do.
• 32:14
  You know how long I live compared to you guys, 'cause I
• 32:15
  don't eat anything and I. When is he going to go to the
• 32:18
  Spain? Why he's not eating anything
• 32:19
  'cause. He's going to have to eat
• 32:20
  protein. As realistically what, what kind
• 32:23
  of world ending you know, are we like in nuclear winter?
• 32:27
  Is it like us 4 together would last pretty long?
• 32:30
  We all have. Are we in a bomb shelter?
• 32:32
  Is it rations? Are we?
• 32:34
  Is it zombies? Would have us running a Costco
• 32:37
  as our base in three. Days.
• 32:38
  We'd have a fucking Pokémon card shop and a matter of fucking
• 32:43
  three days. No, that's right.
• 32:44
  And those goddamn zombie nerds would be lined out the fucking
• 32:47
  door to get some. How much for that For that Mews?
• 32:50
  Heroes. Booster cans of beans.
• 32:52
  One mew for six cans of beans, Yeah.
• 32:54
  All the it's normally 8 I'm going.
• 32:55
  To do today, it's on sale, yeah. Today it's on sale.
• 32:58
  My boyfriend got some duck. Today it's on sale.
• 33:01
  One pack of Skittles. It's free, man.
• 33:05
  As long as I can. Feel my foot up.
• 33:06
  You've got like 10. I'll tell you what, we will
• 33:07
  blend those sugar packets. I'll give you a booster box.
• 33:10
  Won't be hungry and you might not be a vegan for long.
• 33:12
  How long, though, until Jake? Won't be a anything.
• 33:15
  How long? How?
• 33:16
  Long until he has to concede to eating fish or.
• 33:22
  Oh wow. You know something out there
• 33:24
  that I go hunt that fish, he goes to hunt that we fish, He's
• 33:26
  gotta eat something. There's so much.
• 33:28
  You don't eat sushi. Yeah, what?
• 33:31
  Just the right. He doesn't eat any fish, he
• 33:32
  doesn't eat anything that had any feelings or.
• 33:35
  Yeah, it's all it's a birthday. Pranks, right?
• 33:36
  I just eat right You can. Get veggies.
• 33:38
  You can get sushi rolls that are just veggie.
• 33:41
  Yeah, yeah, I eat veggie sushi. Like avocado?
• 33:43
  That's silk carrots. Yeah, when you like a seaweed
• 33:46
  and rice. Wrap fake when you eat fake fish
• 33:49
  like the OR the impossible beef like that stuff do you get?
• 33:54
  Bread and like seafood. Depression or do you?
• 33:57
  Did you try the Impossible Burger?
• 33:59
  Impossible burgers are great I. Haven't possible.
• 34:01
  I haven't tried one, but I've. Heard I had him do when we were
• 34:03
  eat when we were out at the I get.
• 34:05
  It tastes like a real waffle. Yeah, they're pretty good.
• 34:07
  Does that did that bring you back home?
• 34:09
  My. God no, I used to be like that
• 34:12
  the first couple years. Like I'd smell, I'd smell meat
• 34:14
  cooking and it like literally like my mouth with.
• 34:17
  Water, yeah, but. Now they put that fake fake
• 34:19
  Patty on the conveyor belt with the regular patties so you can't
• 34:23
  eat that stuff. Really though.
• 34:24
  Yeah, that's why I cook my own. Yeah.
• 34:26
  Your own Impossible burger? Yeah, all.
• 34:29
  Right. Oh, so they cook it with the
• 34:30
  grease then? Probably they're not supposed.
• 34:32
  To they have that little conveyor thing where.
• 34:34
  You probably do. Like Domino's, they have a
• 34:35
  gluten free pizza, but they put it on the.
• 34:38
  Same counter. With the same as the rest.
• 34:39
  Of the, it's like, it's still probably a little better because
• 34:42
  it's like still. Unless you have legit made the
• 34:44
  gluten. Thing up years ago.
• 34:45
  I've never said I had a gluten problem.
• 34:47
  Make your son. I don't.
• 34:48
  I remember saying that about you.
• 34:50
  Gluten free? Gluten free?
• 34:52
  Really. I.
• 34:54
  Can't. There's about 10 remixes.
• 34:56
  I don't. Remember that range?
• 34:57
  Free. Look like gluten?
• 34:58
  Free. You're calling them range free.
• 35:00
  The remix about you wanting to take your own life on the
• 35:05
  Skyway, right? Man, that day must have been
• 35:09
  special. At work this week because I
• 35:10
  played that. I'm laughing to myself like I'm
• 35:12
  that the funniest person ever. When we did the show last week,
• 35:15
  I was like, you know, like, hey, send me a new Murdoch concert.
• 35:18
  It's like I got you. And it went, it didn't make the
• 35:20
  cut before we had to to publish. But after he's like, I got you.
• 35:23
  And it's like for the 40 minutes straight I was getting texts.
• 35:27
  It was like concert, concert, concert.
• 35:30
  You got it. And I'm like, holy shit, yeah,
• 35:32
  I've. Got to ask for another two
• 35:33
  weeks. So these people hear me crushing
• 35:36
  you about clinical depression, suicidal tendencies, and just
• 35:40
  not real mental health, just not being great.
• 35:44
  And I'm not only celebrating your mental health, the
• 35:47
  struggle, but I'm, I'm condoning you doing all these things.
• 35:51
  And they're like, do you even like that guy?
• 35:52
  I was like, yeah, he's one of my best friends.
• 35:54
  He's like, really? His depression level raises my
• 35:57
  blood sugar level on a constant, yeah.
• 36:00
  It's a symbiotic thing, you. Go through the Vegeta.
• 36:04
  Like it's gluten free Skittles. He he raises his sugar his blood
• 36:08
  sugar inside of his power level. You guys are stacking infinitely
• 36:10
  off. Glucose gun, Yeah.
• 36:20
  Glucose gun. It took right a second you.
• 36:27
  Got it. The chimp is back.
• 36:30
  Insulin's gone. Oh good, that's.
• 36:34
  Thanks for that. Yeah, nice.
• 36:36
  I needed that. If it sounds like I have joy in
• 36:39
  my heart for casting disdain, and to anybody here, I certainly
• 36:44
  don't. It's just a it's a byproduct.
• 36:48
  It is. It is what that is a.
• 36:50
  Humble product, right? It's super humble.
• 36:53
  I put that in my hair and I use it as product humility to the
• 36:57
  core. Gotta wear it.
• 37:00
  Like a. Shell be ashamed, yeah?
• 37:02
  Big like a pickle. I'm still getting paid laid by
• 37:04
  the ladies. Are you is is who's at the who's
• 37:08
  at the club this week? Is it's not is it?
• 37:11
  This. This week is some female comic.
• 37:13
  Next week is Rob Schneider. Yeah, I can't.
• 37:15
  Wait to get some more Rob Schneider stories.
• 37:17
  Yeah, next week is Rob. I was marking last week that you
• 37:19
  buy four of his shows. You buy just pinwheels and put
• 37:22
  them in there. Yeah, just the green room.
• 37:24
  Yeah. Did we do that story?
• 37:26
  We talked about it A. Little bit that was like still
• 37:28
  like that was probably only a couple shows ago at this.
• 37:30
  Point I was gonna say, I think, yeah, that we we we touched on
• 37:32
  when we were doing like the we can bring it up again.
• 37:34
  But we did like the Tony one. But yeah, Rob Schneider ate his
• 37:37
  his pub pub sub Pinwheels. Yeah.
• 37:40
  Yours. Yeah, that's what Legit Son was
• 37:42
  telling me today. Early leave you something.
• 37:44
  No, Rob Schneider and I don't. He owes me to get in trouble Is
• 37:49
  is he's the kind of guy that like, if you're Rob Schneider
• 37:52
  and I have to talk to you, I have to talk to him.
• 37:55
  He's like that kind of guy, Like, hey, Rob, wow.
• 37:58
  Oh yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot.
• 38:00
  About that, yeah. So he's like And there ain't no
• 38:03
  reason to be. Like, I don't I don't work his
• 38:05
  first shows, so all the other goons got to do the set up, you
• 38:07
  know, and then I can just go in on like the last four and then
• 38:11
  just like close out. Just treat him back when it like
• 38:14
  someone comes to talk to you. Oh, I don't.
• 38:16
  Respond. Yeah, I like to tell them to
• 38:18
  yeah, call somebody else. Yeah.
• 38:19
  Talk. To someone else, yeah.
• 38:20
  So what you're saying redirect, redirect.
• 38:23
  Should I say it? He's a Dick.
• 38:24
  Oh he's super Dick in my opinion, Yes.
• 38:26
  Yes, having met him and and and experiencing.
• 38:30
  Worked, yeah. That yeah, he's a super Dick.
• 38:34
  He's probably the most Dick of all the comedians I've ever met
• 38:36
  and worked with, from radio to to comedy clubs and stuff.
• 38:39
  The weigh insurance are probably right there with them.
• 38:41
  Really. All of them, and in my my
• 38:43
  opinion, I've met most of them through working through the
• 38:46
  radio and stuff. It's super depressing.
• 38:48
  I'm going to get you sucker and and in living color, I love
• 38:51
  Damon. Were the younger ones are
• 38:54
  definitely not better. Younger ones as in.
• 38:58
  Junior and. Yeah, yeah, they're way again,
• 39:02
  my opinion. I've met them, I've and like
• 39:06
  we've gone through a lot of them.
• 39:07
  Like Sinbad, he was awesome. Wayne's not awesome.
• 39:12
  Most of the I mean, it's been heartbreaking over the years
• 39:14
  doing that. Most of the comedians that we've
• 39:15
  wanted to meet and work with, like when you meet like that,
• 39:18
  don't meet your heroes, not if they were heroes, but like it's
• 39:20
  so true, man. Don't don't ever like.
• 39:23
  When you're meeting them as a comedian, they're still like.
• 39:29
  Have you done a set on? Have you?
• 39:31
  Not forever. I found that video, the other.
• 39:33
  Day. Oh yeah, I've done open mic.
• 39:36
  Yeah, he's done some. I did a 5-5 minutes.
• 39:38
  I. Got asked to do that early.
• 39:39
  I got have I not told you guys about the the five I did.
• 39:44
  Have you guys seen any story? Of your.
• 39:46
  And this is for you to vent. No ones ever seeing it ever
• 39:48
  again. I got tanked like absolutely
• 39:52
  like. OK, he was.
• 39:53
  Smashed. Well, the bartender kept handing
• 39:56
  me fucking drinks. It's before you worked there,
• 39:58
  right? It was right before I worked
• 39:59
  there. It was like maybe the month
• 40:01
  before I started there and I just got like I.
• 40:03
  Was trying to get him in there and yeah, fucking blast.
• 40:05
  They were constantly trying to get him drunk and I get him on
• 40:07
  stage. Yeah.
• 40:08
  And like I was just like ordering drinks and I would get
• 40:10
  like 2, you know? And it's like, well, I'm not
• 40:12
  going to fucking not drink that. And also I'm like never been on
• 40:14
  stage before. Yeah, yeah, I had like a whole
• 40:16
  set. It's about like door dashing and
• 40:18
  how like I don't feel comfortable like buying people
• 40:21
  ice cream unless there's like a, you know, they have like a weigh
• 40:24
  in because I don't want to contribute to their, you know,
• 40:26
  diabetic heart attack they're going to have or whatever.
• 40:29
  I can't be, I was like, I can't be held responsible.
• 40:31
  You know, like I need like a weigh in or like a photo ID, you
• 40:35
  know, something before I deliver you like the family size bag of
• 40:38
  Doritos, you know, like, and it was just basically that for like
• 40:41
  5 minutes or so. Yeah, but it was.
• 40:42
  Good, because you kind of even irritated some of the comics
• 40:45
  because everyone was like, you went up there and actually
• 40:48
  drunkenly slicked. So you didn't tank as a no?
• 40:52
  He didn't he genuinely. Said and I did the five.
• 40:55
  He finished and I said. All my jokes.
• 40:57
  He got laughs, yeah. And and I'm saying like the
• 41:00
  house comedians were not great laughs.
• 41:02
  Yeah, beginning you didn't, but they but you were crushing it by
• 41:05
  the end. Yeah, but you, I I just watched.
• 41:07
  Like why can't I see I? Have no memory.
• 41:09
  I I remember going up. I remember getting through my
• 41:13
  set. No one's seeing it ever again.
• 41:14
  It's buried. We're burying it.
• 41:16
  I've seen it once so. Yeah, no, it's OK once.
• 41:18
  Do you not see? It again.
• 41:19
  No, don't say this. No, I definitely won't.
• 41:21
  I totally will, just. Wait if.
• 41:23
  I'm gonna not show up. Twinking.
• 41:24
  We'll do it, yeah. So I remember going up it'll.
• 41:26
  Be I run the screen. I specifically Remember Me and
• 41:30
  you standing there and it's like fuck, it's time I.
• 41:33
  Was hyping you. Here we go.
• 41:34
  Towards the very end you were like.
• 41:36
  I'm not doing that. And they kind of throw you in.
• 41:38
  It's like you're just like, you don't have time to like, oh,
• 41:40
  make sure the mic is like good. And they're fucking Josh MO
• 41:44
  idiots running that shit. It's not like you got actual
• 41:46
  tech guys like balancing your level.
• 41:48
  So you talk and it's like, and it's like, OK, so it's like
• 41:52
  automatically if you've never done it, you're like going to
• 41:56
  blow up the fucking microphone because you like, I know how to
• 41:58
  talk into a mic, but it's like, I've never heard myself talking
• 42:01
  to a mic. And then it boomed through a
• 42:02
  room, like doing podcasts. You don't hear totally.
• 42:05
  Different yeah you can hear yeah because like on podcasts you
• 42:07
  want to be loud you want to be crystal like clear and you want
• 42:10
  to do that on an open mic but you can't like shower room and.
• 42:13
  Shit. Yeah.
• 42:15
  So that should be my thing to get over stage, right?
• 42:16
  Let's put headphones on and do the the my whole standard so you
• 42:19
  can hear yourself looking like a complete Jackass.
• 42:21
  But I would feel more comfortable.
• 42:22
  I would love that. Like do it's a weird thing doing
• 42:26
  radio for all the years like and now I feel.
• 42:27
  Like I want to have phones right now or you can, you know what I
• 42:30
  mean? Or just use that as your bit.
• 42:33
  That you have the headphones. On lean into the autism and
• 42:36
  just. Like turn the other way, you
• 42:38
  know but. Realistically, he's wearing them
• 42:40
  now. Yeah, he became he, he for 10
• 42:43
  years and he's like. I know why he wears them now,
• 42:46
  yeah. I have not even.
• 42:48
  Music power. So yeah, I remember going up.
• 42:51
  I, I like kind of remember. I remember that I did say all my
• 42:54
  jokes. I don't remember saying all my
• 42:56
  jokes, if that makes any sense. Like I remember, like I just
• 42:59
  read like from my little notes 'cause of my first.
• 43:01
  Next day he's like, did I go up? And it's like open my yeah.
• 43:04
  And I was, I was just like sloshed.
• 43:06
  Do you know what I mean? I.
• 43:07
  Went up. You're sure?
• 43:08
  I'm like, I got the video. You went up.
• 43:09
  He's like. But I remember going up.
• 43:11
  'Cause he knew he wouldn't. Getting so it it felt like 2
• 43:15
  seconds went by and I'm already getting the light from like the
• 43:17
  host to like get off the fucking.
• 43:19
  Stage. That's what I'm saying.
• 43:20
  You watch the video, you never know he was obliterated like.
• 43:23
  And I like remember that I did it.
• 43:25
  Fell down getting off the stage once he got back to the bar
• 43:27
  'cause I don't like he had just enough.
• 43:29
  Yeah. And then, yeah.
• 43:32
  Like like like MCU it was. Bad.
• 43:34
  Not my finest moment, but. Adrenaline was pumping.
• 43:37
  Yeah. I don't remember shit.
• 43:38
  No, like he was, yeah. That's the thing.
• 43:40
  But you did it though, man, that's.
• 43:41
  But I did it. Yeah, hell, you went up and mad.
• 43:43
  That was bad. That was like 2.
• 43:44
  Years. Why maybe so amazed?
• 43:46
  Like when you say, oh, did I go up last?
• 43:48
  Night. Yeah, You weren't the guy that I
• 43:49
  would. I would point at and say he's
• 43:51
  going to do a set. He's going to actually go up.
• 43:53
  You're going to go in front of people and talk.
• 43:55
  And I'll never forget because Johnny was sitting next to me.
• 44:00
  Yeah. And he was like elbowing me.
• 44:02
  He's like, this is going to be a train wreck.
• 44:03
  Yeah, 'cause he knew you were drunk.
• 44:05
  Right. And I like kind of knew Johnny
• 44:07
  like a. Little bit and he had he knew
• 44:09
  about us and how what we did and he was like constantly shitting
• 44:12
  on us like you guys aren't you know, I'm we're real comedians
• 44:14
  kind of a thing. Not even necessary dish pable,
• 44:16
  but you guys want to be funny. We're comedians and he went up
• 44:18
  there and drunk as a fucking skunk.
• 44:21
  Slave him a little piece of humble.
• 44:22
  Johnny went from joking to like pouting after 'cause he went up
• 44:25
  there and was like slay. Back off the mic, Mike.
• 44:31
  That's on my Christmas list. I want to see that.
• 44:33
  Yeah, OK. All right.
• 44:35
  Cool job, brother. Yeah, yeah, man.
• 44:38
  But yeah, definitely. Have now that you've done it, we
• 44:40
  should do what we talked about forever and just do the thing
• 44:41
  for the show we all have to. Write well, I need a new five
• 44:44
  like I would do a new 5 for sure.
• 44:46
  I would bury that. One you kind of get out of it,
• 44:48
  you don't have to do it again. I feel like, yeah, you should
• 44:50
  get to be the judge on that one. That was my trial 5 too and I
• 44:53
  like didn't even mean to sign up for the open mic.
• 44:55
  That was when I was emailing. I emailed the club.
• 44:58
  How do you sign up for the Open? No, like you're on the list and.
• 45:00
  Like you're going on in May and this was like in maybe like
• 45:03
  February. Yeah, you had like 2 years ago.
• 45:05
  Yeah, the runway. Yeah, so it's like fuck, I got A
• 45:08
  at least, you know, I got the slot.
• 45:11
  I'm not going to not do it 'cause it's months in advance.
• 45:13
  You got to like get that spot. And it was before I worked
• 45:16
  there. Now I could go up if I wanted
• 45:17
  to, just. Anytime.
• 45:18
  Go up. Yeah, yeah.
• 45:21
  But it's like, OK, you know, this will be a fun story or
• 45:25
  whatever, so. Well, the the lesson I feel
• 45:27
  like, and I, I don't want to speak for him, but I bet you
• 45:29
  he'll agree with me on this. The lesson we've learned,
• 45:31
  though, through comedy is it's it's a shit show.
• 45:34
  Yeah, it's disorganized. Yeah, you don't want to go into,
• 45:37
  you don't want to be a stand up comic.
• 45:38
  Everybody who has a comedy club thinks that they have the best
• 45:41
  comedy club and that they are the best owner and the funniest
• 45:44
  person you want to. You want to be a Tik Toker who
• 45:47
  headlines yes. You don't want to be a stand up
• 45:49
  comment. Like if we all put our heads
• 45:51
  together and said, hey, let's open up a comedy club, we would
• 45:53
  make $100 million because all of the ones around here fail
• 45:58
  forward because there is no competition.
• 46:00
  And that's not that's not a slight on anyone.
• 46:02
  That is, that's just the facts. If you don't have a lot to
• 46:05
  compete against, you don't have. To do it, no one really wants
• 46:08
  like a traditional stand up comic anymore.
• 46:09
  They want like the Crowd comics, you know what I mean?
• 46:11
  They want like the Kill Tony guys who are like going to be
• 46:14
  popular on social. Media that's tanking too, right?
• 46:17
  So now everyone's going back to your traditional There's not a
• 46:20
  lot of. Yeah, now all those guys who
• 46:22
  made characters off kill Tony, who made it, are like, I don't
• 46:25
  want to fucking do this anymore. Like I don't want to be this
• 46:28
  character anymore. You guys have been in the
• 46:30
  business, so you understand this.
• 46:32
  Let me ask there. There's a handful, there's a
• 46:36
  half a dozen. Kevin Harts and Shane Gillis,
• 46:40
  right? And Segura and people like that.
• 46:43
  Right, the big money ones, yeah. That you know and that you
• 46:45
  recognize and they'll be around a minute and then they make
• 46:47
  movies and they find out what the real money is.
• 46:49
  They don't do $10,000 shows anymore.
• 46:51
  Now they get shows. Yeah, now they.
• 46:52
  Get and but the shelf life it's got to end at some point.
• 46:57
  It it. Most of them it does, but.
• 46:59
  You don't comedy. Make your bag and get the fuck
• 47:02
  out. So for the rest of the people,
• 47:05
  yeah, that aren't those six people that could open anywhere
• 47:08
  and do anything and work anywhere, right?
• 47:11
  What's their shelf life like? I'll give you the exam, I'll
• 47:14
  give you the closest comparison. Almost all comedians, if you get
• 47:19
  to a certain a certain level, not even a great, not even like
• 47:23
  I'm super good, but just just enough that you've torn enough
• 47:26
  to do the the open mics and and start getting in to do open or
• 47:29
  mid right. You get to that level.
• 47:31
  It's like playing in a like a cover band from a real popular
• 47:34
  band. You're going to be able to make
• 47:35
  enough money that if that's what you want, you're not going.
• 47:37
  To be a famous for how long? Forever people want to hear KISS
• 47:40
  play. But are they going to listen to
• 47:42
  that mid level? But not all of them are KISS.
• 47:45
  You know what I'm saying, but probably.
• 47:47
  People from Punta Gorda, FL. Because there's 1000 little
• 47:50
  comedy clubs all over do half stepping.
• 47:53
  There's so many rooms. You have there's a billion of
• 47:56
  rooms that you can be just good enough he with that 5 minute
• 48:00
  set. I shit you not, we know people
• 48:03
  already like Ethan. Let me make a phone call right
• 48:06
  now. He could be playing another club
• 48:07
  because. He if he had staged presence.
• 48:09
  Not that he doesn't. But to forget your name,
• 48:11
  hypothetically, yeah, you. Got a guy that has a little swag
• 48:15
  and has a little. Presence, any one of us at this
• 48:17
  table could do an open mic, not just got over a.
• 48:20
  Stage but to turn it into something you would do on the
• 48:21
  weekends and then your weekend you job makes more than your
• 48:24
  weekday job. That's the thing.
• 48:25
  But. And we would want good, good,
• 48:27
  you know. A couple, yeah, not a lot.
• 48:29
  True, It takes. And even the good ones, I'm not
• 48:31
  going to throw shade on anybody because one of them I actually
• 48:33
  really like. And I think he is one of the
• 48:35
  funniest people I've ever met. Yeah, he still doesn't have the
• 48:38
  drive. He's gotten himself comfortable
• 48:41
  because he now knows, oh, I can get right here at this 15 minute
• 48:44
  mark. And.
• 48:45
  Make a Isn't that the same with everything, though?
• 48:46
  I mean, you get complacent and you're happy with that.
• 48:48
  All right, Maggie, my $20 per. Diem it takes a lot to get to
• 48:52
  that. Like it actually takes talent to
• 48:53
  get to that level. So it's really weird to see
• 48:56
  people get to that level and then just like, I'm done.
• 48:59
  But then you see people in like Lesser time who are already
• 49:02
  headliners doing 45 and it's. Like a lot of those people.
• 49:04
  Not because they're funny, but because they have like such a
• 49:07
  huge online. Presence.
• 49:09
  It's the online. If you don't want to grind, you
• 49:11
  have to get I mean. You can grind, but your grind is
• 49:13
  different. Social media first.
• 49:15
  You have to have that now. You just.
• 49:16
  Well then. Yes or no, but OK, times to be
• 49:19
  questioned. Up there already to be making
• 49:21
  tops of dollars, yeah. It helped 50,000 followers so.
• 49:24
  Right there goes back to your question about shelf life.
• 49:26
  Those people, zero shelf life. Yes, they strike out, they have
• 49:29
  a year or two, they tour and we have to kiss their ass when it
• 49:31
  comes to the club and pretend like they're and then you never
• 49:33
  hear from them again. Then they're gone.
• 49:35
  So what are they doing for a living?
• 49:36
  I mean, that's just that's. The question.
• 49:37
  That's what it. Is they tried they comic cons
• 49:39
  and things and live off of there and make a couple 100?
• 49:41
  Bucks a lot of money off social media and if your social media
• 49:44
  presence is big, you sell out shows.
• 49:46
  Even if you're not funny, it's like those things just forever.
• 49:48
  You'll go play like these smaller little crap clubs and
• 49:50
  they'll pay you 1000 bucks for the weekend.
• 49:53
  You can go viral, you'll like one thing, copy that, and then
• 49:55
  you become the guy who talks about.
• 49:58
  That. You know Big Gulps or whatever,
• 49:59
  and then you know Big Gulp guy, right?
• 50:02
  The problem is everyone now thinks that's all you have to do
• 50:04
  and the same thing. I'm talking about the other
• 50:06
  comedian I like. Is how far there's other.
• 50:08
  Comedians, I know you know exactly what I'm talking about.
• 50:10
  Now that have thought, Oh well, I'm just going to write 1 to
• 50:14
  three jokes and I'm going to try to shove this into whatever
• 50:18
  viral hole I can for the next 5 years.
• 50:21
  Yeah, with different takes, different angles, different.
• 50:23
  Clock copy and paste it. Fucking joke.
• 50:25
  And that's what they're all. Doing They're not evolving.
• 50:27
  Some of them aren't. No, but that's that's the
• 50:29
  problem right now is 90% of comedians are like, I'm just
• 50:31
  going to get the clip. I'm not going to write new jokes
• 50:33
  because this is funny. It'd be like if we just did the
• 50:35
  same show every week. Right.
• 50:37
  Like. Literally the same show. 1 viral
• 50:40
  moment. Yeah, and.
• 50:40
  Going one day it'll catch guys that's.
• 50:44
  Yeah, take our best bit and imagine if we just did it like
• 50:46
  over and over and over 400 times.
• 50:48
  Right, Every day we kept playing Tyler's parody from dungeons
• 50:52
  and. Yeah, for goblins, right and.
• 50:54
  Just still same we ran. It for a week?
• 50:55
  Yeah, we ran for a week. Or two and never played it
• 50:57
  again. That's what I'm saying that's
• 50:59
  how we write how the comedians that are good the ones that
• 51:02
  you're talking about like the Chappelle's and the like those
• 51:05
  that tour forever. They never not he's writing a
• 51:07
  new every every day, like he almost never does the same.
• 51:11
  And you'll hear comedians go that's really hard and that's
• 51:14
  not how we do it anymore. And that like you got to the
• 51:18
  real comedians, the real good writers, I should say, are are
• 51:21
  like that are the ones. Creative and stuff.
• 51:24
  Every day that. Williams is a great comedian.
• 51:25
  He doesn't do the same set every time and when you see his live
• 51:29
  performances on Netflix or whatever, they're never the same
• 51:32
  as the one before even though people love him.
• 51:34
  For the no, because most comedians that are decent will
• 51:36
  take and build a set over a year or two or three and they'll shop
• 51:40
  it and they'll move across the country and they'll do it.
• 51:41
  And when they feel that it's finalized and they'll do their
• 51:43
  special there's, they'll do their big.
• 51:44
  Thing tour, The little tour. Yeah, the tour is all the little
• 51:48
  like Chitling. But even most of them.
• 51:49
  Shopping and building. Yeah, tuning it.
• 51:51
  Up and make a. Tune, but even most of them,
• 51:53
  that's it. Yeah, they do that one time,
• 51:55
  then they live off that and that's variations off that for
• 51:58
  the rest of their life. We've seen comedians, we've
• 52:00
  probably been in this for maybe like 3 to 4 years, maybe total.
• 52:04
  Now, yeah, like super close to it.
• 52:06
  Yeah. And then like comedians from two
• 52:09
  years ago will come and perform and it's like their set is
• 52:13
  verbatim O, the same to the word.
• 52:15
  And it's because. I've seen a few that do the same
• 52:18
  stuff over and over again. I can repeat it like.
• 52:20
  Yeah, yeah. No, we wouldn't make or they
• 52:22
  like the joke is coming, but they changed it something.
• 52:25
  They changed the beginning of it.
• 52:27
  Because they're going to different markets, so everybody.
• 52:29
  Because. They're paying to see that show
• 52:32
  that they heard about from XY. And that's.
• 52:35
  What? We don't know like bands.
• 52:36
  When I say it's like cover bands, they treat it that way.
• 52:38
  So like, it's really weird, right?
• 52:40
  And that's why I feel like the the the whole industry is
• 52:43
  grinded to a halt because it's like he's saying, I'm just going
• 52:45
  to come in and I'm going to do my album.
• 52:47
  And I know you saw me six months ago here in Sarasota.
• 52:50
  I'm coming back. I'm doing that same album I put
• 52:53
  out. And then in five years from now,
• 52:54
  I'm going to come back and do that one album I put out that
• 52:57
  was a hit. And now that's what everybody
• 52:59
  does. That one year DL Hughley came
• 53:01
  down here. I had already seen DL not in
• 53:04
  person, but on TV, you know, and when he came in person here, he
• 53:10
  did some of the stuff that I had already seen.
• 53:12
  So that's why like I, I understand that like, but
• 53:15
  people? We want to see that in person
• 53:17
  sometimes. Sometimes.
• 53:18
  Right. Yeah, and I did.
• 53:19
  Some people that had never seen him before saw it for the first.
• 53:22
  Time right, but how disappointed are you like if we're talking
• 53:24
  about comedian that we saw two years ago and we're like oh he's
• 53:26
  coming back we haven't seen him in two years and we're all hyped
• 53:28
  and we go show up at the show and it's the same jokes and it's
• 53:31
  like. Instead of getting 100% laughs,
• 53:33
  you're getting. You said you heard 60.
• 53:35
  Percent laughs because you heard.
• 53:37
  Some of them, yeah. Or.
• 53:38
  They change it, they put the punch line somewhere else or
• 53:41
  something like. That yeah, that's still, that's
• 53:42
  even a little better sometimes. It's verbatim, word for word, 45
• 53:46
  minutes of. Just.
• 53:48
  But I'm having a same pacing, same timing.
• 53:52
  Yeah, you watch it four nights in a row, sometimes double s and
• 53:54
  it's like, throw something else in, act like you're not a robot
• 53:57
  lines. And a lot.
• 53:58
  Of sounds cookie cutter, like they're just going through
• 54:01
  actually figured. Out something that was funny and
• 54:04
  you're talking about it, but you're not actually.
• 54:07
  Doing enthusiasm, you know we're.
• 54:08
  We're too close and it's like a we can tell maybe the average.
• 54:12
  A little. 80 year old Longboat Key.
• 54:14
  I would think not knowing anything about that industry, if
• 54:18
  it we're me, well, and I, I sell people by you, not the product.
• 54:22
  So my set could be great. But if I deliver enthusiasm like
• 54:28
  it's my first day or last day or it's the first time I've ever
• 54:32
  said those jokes, even though it's the 100th time, then it's
• 54:36
  received differently. You can, I think you can hear if
• 54:39
  Frank tells me a story about some Betty on a boat.
• 54:44
  I'm like, all right, man, I've heard this story before.
• 54:45
  Well, and then our thing is. Engagement and the dynamic is
• 54:49
  here in there to make I would. Listen to the story more than
• 54:53
  the. Before If it's just Betty on a
• 54:54
  Boat story, then we've got to listen to at 30 minutes.
• 54:58
  Betty on the Boat story is going to come in for the next 5
• 55:01
  fucking shows with this dude. Yeah exactly.
• 55:04
  You're a Betty on the boat story.
• 55:05
  I mean by show 5. I'm going to.
• 55:08
  Blow my brains out. I know some, you know, like some
• 55:10
  of the new age comics now they they'll do a podcast or do
• 55:14
  reactions and stuff on on on YouTube or whatever or whatever
• 55:19
  they're live streaming on and they'll throw in some of their
• 55:21
  jokes, do out there whatever they're doing.
• 55:24
  Yeah, to shop out. How is this going to work for
• 55:27
  actual set? And that's what sucks is we've
• 55:29
  talked about before, we've done this for forever.
• 55:30
  We did podcasts weren't popular. No one, everybody nerd.
• 55:34
  That's a nerd thing. Who likes that When when we did
• 55:36
  this stuff? And you're right now everyone
• 55:37
  has one and none of them are that good.
• 55:39
  And it's not like, oh, they're saying that because they think
• 55:41
  they're better, But it's it's like we have actual like radio
• 55:44
  people and actual people that know what we're doing.
• 55:46
  Then you got comedians aren't aren't radio people.
• 55:49
  Most of them aren't. They have 50,000 people that are
• 55:52
  listening so. Who cares, right?
• 55:54
  Which is crazy, as I'm saying, like the whole thing is upside
• 55:56
  down and topsy turvy. It's like radio people can be
• 55:59
  comedians, but comedians couldn't Joe and jump to be
• 56:01
  radio. Not.
• 56:02
  Instant serious. Serious XM basically barely
• 56:05
  exists because they thought that was the case.
• 56:07
  Just sign celebrities to come be radio host rich comedians and
• 56:10
  musicians. And that did not work.
• 56:12
  Because if you don't know what you're doing, like, you know
• 56:14
  what I mean, I'm not going to ask you to go, you know, I
• 56:18
  don't, I don't know you now do everything.
• 56:19
  So it's a bad example. It's like, go cook a peep.
• 56:21
  No, you could do that. Wow.
• 56:23
  Go lose some weight. You got that?
• 56:26
  I got it. Yeah, you're good at that too.
• 56:27
  Take me a minute. But I got it.
• 56:29
  I like to tell people I got sick with a straight face.
• 56:32
  I don't see people for months at a time.
• 56:34
  And then I will go through. I went through a building a
• 56:37
  couple weeks ago and you OK, Tracy comes out, she's like,
• 56:42
  man, you look good, man, what have you been up to?
• 56:44
  And I was like, I got sick. And she's like, oh, and the air
• 56:48
  sucks out of the business office.
• 56:50
  That's why I think he'd be a great comedian, because he's
• 56:52
  torturing. On.
• 56:53
  Purpose. Yeah, I'm saying.
• 56:54
  Always be different and he wouldn't have to like, you know
• 56:56
  what I mean? Yeah.
• 56:58
  And so she's so uncomfortable and three seconds seem like 30
• 57:02
  seconds. And every in the room is looking
• 57:04
  to like be the the guy from Grandma's boy.
• 57:07
  They're on the on the wall. How can you see me?
• 57:10
  And they're just please Get Me Out of this room.
• 57:11
  I was like, no, no, I'm not sick because I'm not talking about I
• 57:14
  have like leukemia. I'm talking about I made a poor
• 57:17
  choice in Tijuana and I'm sick like I, I made a bad choice.
• 57:21
  How else do you lose 100 lbs? He's.
• 57:24
  Like, yeah, I've been on the cocaine diet.
• 57:26
  Man, you know, it's either that or a poor choice.
• 57:28
  He's like I got aids and they are not helping me do my.
• 57:30
  Task. That's what I was delivering.
• 57:32
  I can't meet up with JJ on the corner every week and I'm
• 57:36
  tripping. The fuck?
• 57:37
  Out right now. Got sick.
• 57:39
  Oh man, they get so uncomfortable.
• 57:40
  Yeah. The pity points, the guilt trip,
• 57:42
  and then you and then you. Full counter reversal.
• 57:45
  Yep. Yeah, Then it earned my
• 57:47
  business. Yeah.
• 57:48
  Because I'm not vanilla, so. And they look for that, you
• 57:51
  know, they people look, I look forward to seeing you legit,
• 57:53
  son. I haven't seen you in a minute.
• 57:54
  And there's a dynamic that I expect.
• 57:56
  Yeah, an engagement, you know, there's going to be an exchange.
• 57:59
  And I I look for that, Right. And if it was different than
• 58:02
  that? But that style.
• 58:03
  Would be satisfied. Funny though is somewhere in the
• 58:06
  middle. You're talking about the kill
• 58:07
  Tony stuff. That's an extreme one way to
• 58:08
  where it's like not funny because it's just like, you
• 58:10
  fucking suck, you should kill yourself.
• 58:12
  Like that's not. Yeah, no, it's not fun.
• 58:13
  I do that so many times before it's not.
• 58:16
  Funny. And there's the other side that
• 58:17
  we were just talking about, like what he's doing, as I'm saying,
• 58:20
  what our brand is. I feel like we're somewhere in
• 58:21
  the middle, yeah. We rag on each.
• 58:23
  Other cuz he can tell a similar story but it's actually a
• 58:26
  different story because he's a fucking asshole and he's doing
• 58:28
  it to someone else and he's got a completely different reaction
• 58:31
  and now a whole new story doing the same thing he did before.
• 58:34
  He also not ruining anybody else's life by being like, how'd
• 58:37
  you lose weight? Oh, I'm I got sick, right?
• 58:39
  No, it's just a funny. Thing to say and right, No, I'm
• 58:42
  just yeah. No, and every person is going to
• 58:44
  react totally different and you have a totally different.
• 58:46
  Story you're looking for cuz I'm the same way.
• 58:47
  The reaction you're looking for, is it discomfort?
• 58:51
  It's almost. Like really uncomfortable super.
• 58:53
  Cringey and the and the fact that you could keep a straight
• 58:56
  face is the. Like that's the kicker.
• 58:58
  I haven't told you this girl when I took King to the, oh, not
• 59:01
  to the bathroom, but I took him to his first physical just like
• 59:05
  not too long ago. And so when he asked me, we was
• 59:09
  in the car, I just picked him up from school.
• 59:10
  He said, hey, so Dad, yeah, we got AI got a, we got a physical
• 59:13
  because I had to take both of them, Jayla and him.
• 59:15
  And I was like, yeah. And he's like, so, So what they
• 59:18
  do? So I'm driving well.
• 59:21
  Here we go. Just like what he said like.
• 59:23
  Trouble hooks out just. Straight, straight faced drove
• 59:26
  just driving, looked to him. I was like, this is going to
• 59:29
  check your nuts and have you cough a little bit and I turned
• 59:32
  back here and you should have just seen the dread on his face
• 59:34
  when I said that. I literally what you mean his
• 59:37
  No, his eyes was just big. He's like I had you lying and at
• 59:41
  this point I'm laughing. Fine, I guess we'll see.
• 59:44
  I'm laughing and I can't stop laughing and he think I'm he
• 59:47
  think I'm joking because I'm laughing.
• 59:49
  It's like, Nah man, I'm dead ass.
• 59:51
  Because you're about to find out.
• 59:53
  I'm dead ass serious, so it's bugging him the whole way.
• 59:56
  We pull up to the house and he's got his phone out.
• 59:59
  I'm looking at the corner of my eye and like, what you doing,
• 1:00:01
  man? You looking it up?
• 1:00:02
  He's like, yeah, man, I'm trying to figure out what's going on.
• 1:00:06
  Like man. Yeah, he's what he's probably
• 1:00:08
  like. They'll check my temperature
• 1:00:10
  reflex. Thing, yeah, then you see.
• 1:00:13
  He's he just turned 12. So yeah, he was 11.
• 1:00:16
  So I didn't realize which I probably forgot you only they
• 1:00:21
  only checking nuts and have you cough when you're like 15 when
• 1:00:23
  they drop. Oh yeah.
• 1:00:25
  So he, he he didn't even have to go to that.
• 1:00:27
  So I put him, I put him through some shit that he was just
• 1:00:29
  thinking about all the way into the.
• 1:00:30
  The weight loss Jay. Is drinking a nice Coors Light
• 1:00:33
  for all the. And then say with Coors, the
• 1:00:38
  other big laugh is I don't have any hair in my body.
• 1:00:41
  I got none. Yeah, I got, I got nothing.
• 1:00:43
  Oh, shit. See my legs, it was nothing.
• 1:00:47
  And it's like, oh. It's just on your neck from the.
• 1:00:49
  Neck a little bit here. I got nothing else, nowhere
• 1:00:51
  else. And people will say, oh man, are
• 1:00:54
  you a competitive swimmer? Did you swim?
• 1:00:56
  Like, what'd you do? I got.
• 1:00:58
  Sick. Straight face.
• 1:01:00
  I was in a chemical spill as a child.
• 1:01:01
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I lost my family.
• 1:01:04
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• 1:01:08
  AI Got. Joker I got.
• 1:01:10
  Joker man. My dad was a boxer and he didn't
• 1:01:15
  stole the fight. Daredevil.
• 1:01:19
  Was blind for a little bit and then I fixed that.
• 1:01:22
  Was grandma told me to go get the oil for the popcorn she was
• 1:01:26
  making and just so happened to spilt it all.
• 1:01:28
  On my I was melting some sugar on the stove.
• 1:01:34
  Give me that hit. Yeah, he's got sugar on a spoon
• 1:01:36
  and he's heating it up and. Then like it cuts to him dipping
• 1:01:39
  like a doughnut in the melted sugar it.
• 1:01:41
  Was the cookie monster in the Family Guy?
• 1:01:44
  He's got the cookie stuff in a tube and he's gotten a spoon.
• 1:01:47
  Come on man, come on man, I just need a fix.
• 1:01:53
  Just want some sugar right now man.
• 1:01:56
  I fucked those Skittles in the face this whole time we've been.
• 1:01:58
  He's not even eating them anymore.
• 1:01:59
  No. Now the bag is just slowly he's
• 1:02:02
  pushing it over to murder almost every time he takes one now.
• 1:02:05
  Like I've only eaten like 4 of them.
• 1:02:07
  What a Dick I've. Been slotting him, can't do it
• 1:02:10
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• 1:02:11
  About that two fingers it has gotten.
• 1:02:12
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• 1:02:15
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• 1:02:17
  he's just got something else, like a cake.
• 1:02:20
  Yeah, it'll be a carrot cake. Pars.
• 1:02:23
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• 1:02:27
  Like Cheeseburger Eddie, but I got them cakes.
• 1:02:29
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, some Carvel ice cream cake got.
• 1:02:31
  Them little Debbies, man. Do you know how to hurt me,
• 1:02:33
  Don't you? Oh.
• 1:02:34
  My God. I've had ice cream in forever.
• 1:02:37
  Sad. Just sad.
• 1:02:38
  Really. It's not a no sugar.
• 1:02:40
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• 1:02:44
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• 1:02:45
  That's how they get you. They went on sale, BOGO and I
• 1:02:48
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• 1:02:50
  Extra people or whatever. It was something like that.
• 1:02:52
  They had a, they had them. On clearance, a couple of the
• 1:02:55
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• 1:02:57
  But there's 0 sugar in it. Yeah, the one with 0 sugar.
• 1:03:00
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• 1:03:02
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• 1:03:04
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• 1:03:07
  or one gram depending on the kind.
• 1:03:08
  You get you messing with the dairy products though.
• 1:03:11
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• 1:03:13
  different or they don't eat artificial.
• 1:03:15
  Sugars. They just don't put a bunch of
• 1:03:16
  sugar. Hey, don't because he watched 2
• 1:03:18
  dudes get out. It doesn't make him gay.
• 1:03:20
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• 1:03:22
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• 1:03:22
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• 1:03:25
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• 1:03:27
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• 1:03:29
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• 1:03:31
  with that. Make you gay, right?
• 1:03:33
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• 1:03:35
  You can't eat eggs. You don't eat eggs either,
• 1:03:36
  right? Eggs kill.
• 1:03:38
  Eat eggs. What kind of vegan are you see?
• 1:03:40
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• 1:03:41
  I know. Not vegan.
• 1:03:42
  I'm, I'm, I've been, I've been vegan.
• 1:03:45
  I'm I'm more vegetarian now, but I don't think eggs should be on
• 1:03:48
  that list because eggs are naturally.
• 1:03:50
  Occurring. Yeah, cows.
• 1:03:51
  Have to lactate, they have to be milk, right?
• 1:03:53
  Yeah, or they'll hurt. Yeah.
• 1:03:55
  I don't like, I don't like name tags bro.
• 1:03:58
  And honey. Honey should be vegan too I
• 1:04:00
  think. Yeah, but the way they go about.
• 1:04:01
  Anything it doesn't, whatever comes from an animal or whatever
• 1:04:05
  is not. Most people do.
• 1:04:06
  You can't eat it. You can't eat it.
• 1:04:07
  I don't want to hear it. You cheat.
• 1:04:08
  I'm not vegan. Oh, so now you're not being?
• 1:04:11
  I'm I'm not have not been vegan in like 8 years pizza.
• 1:04:14
  Tonight, I don't give a fuck. I stopped being vegan I think on
• 1:04:17
  the night that he threw the pizza on the ground and I said
• 1:04:20
  fucking no. There.
• 1:04:21
  Was you? Do not Remember Me saying that.
• 1:04:23
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• 1:04:25
  And raped into a hamburger that. Was because it was Rico's,
• 1:04:27
  right? He said that was.
• 1:04:28
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• 1:04:30
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• 1:04:33
  Michelangelo's I'm like on university.
• 1:04:36
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• 1:04:38
  Remember. I see I wasn't making that up.
• 1:04:39
  No. And you freaked out.
• 1:04:40
  We had the pizza and I was. Okay, freaked out.
• 1:04:44
  Fucking I know it was dessert. I don't care if she's or not,
• 1:04:47
  I'll eat it. I don't.
• 1:04:48
  We rubbed his nips a little bit. No, that's I'm saying.
• 1:04:52
  When I was working like 2 jobs and like fucking yeah.
• 1:04:55
  We was talking about and it was just early.
• 1:04:57
  Stages of you getting your Yeah, I was like.
• 1:05:00
  We busted child. 20 maybe? He was like rock em soccer
• 1:05:04
  robots and. He's coming in 20, yeah.
• 1:05:06
  Into the room with Ali and Frazier 19 or 20 he.
• 1:05:09
  Wasn't 20, Yeah. He was at least 19.
• 1:05:11
  I knew he was at, he was. I was still at local chill at
• 1:05:13
  that. Point.
• 1:05:14
  He was treating you like little brother for real.
• 1:05:16
  I went through all those remixes this last week and there's so
• 1:05:22
  many about you and your V card and Wendy's and it's so
• 1:05:26
  hardcore. I'm thinking, man, I love all of
• 1:05:29
  these. And then it's Frank getting tugs
• 1:05:31
  from the closet from a certain four letter fella duf what?
• 1:05:37
  Yeah, you know, remember, you know what I don't know the.
• 1:05:39
  Duf what about no tugs? But and those cliques, they
• 1:05:43
  didn't either. They're talking about about you
• 1:05:45
  and. No short.
• 1:05:47
  Curtains tugs ain't. No money.
• 1:05:50
  No, no, no tug. The tug is the guy.
• 1:05:54
  Oh my God, there it is. That's the.
• 1:05:57
  Next one, he wrote the lyrics. That's all I need.
• 1:05:59
  That's all I needed was that song.
• 1:06:00
  No tugs and. Then we just played clips of
• 1:06:04
  GMFB going Come here Frank. A cock is a guy who gets no from
• 1:06:10
  Frank. Tugs from me.
• 1:06:13
  So those songs were they were they were punching.
• 1:06:16
  Heavy. I think he hung himself.
• 1:06:17
  I think it's fine to wait, you see, because.
• 1:06:19
  Support is waiting. Oh, I thought you was like.
• 1:06:23
  How skinny do you think she got? Try and hunt him down.
• 1:06:25
  We did, he went over to try to recruit him, we did semi
• 1:06:28
  seriously for the sports show just to see his react.
• 1:06:32
  Nice to hear, hey. We're bringing the sports show
• 1:06:33
  back. Would you like to come back?
• 1:06:34
  That, that pitch. And it's like, fucking
• 1:06:36
  absolutely yes, do that. That'd be the funniest thing
• 1:06:39
  ever. That'd be just a screenshot.
• 1:06:41
  Ever. Still no response.
• 1:06:42
  Yeah, nothing. Shit.
• 1:06:44
  He wasn't having. We used the wrong guy to go
• 1:06:46
  there and talk to him. Yeah.
• 1:06:48
  Man, that's good stuff. Yeah, I see.
• 1:06:49
  Him in person and he says yes and then he doesn't answer back.
• 1:06:53
  And now there's peptides and stuff.
• 1:06:55
  That thing weighs 100. And 30 lbs.
• 1:06:57
  Left him a decade ago. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:00
  It's probably and on the related news, Frank's stating somebody
• 1:07:02
  new. Oh, you talk about him.
• 1:07:05
  That's what he said. No, I can imagine that in a in a
• 1:07:09
  day where people can lose weight with Ozempic and and things like
• 1:07:12
  that, a big girl could lose 100 lbs and all of a sudden she's
• 1:07:16
  cute and well. She was cute before she got big.
• 1:07:20
  You see, so now she can be extra cute.
• 1:07:22
  You don't have to climb a mountain.
• 1:07:24
  Now you can. Just yeah, yeah, you gotta lay
• 1:07:27
  it over in a ditch upside down. And pay no attention what's in
• 1:07:32
  the. Closet straight up this time.
• 1:07:34
  With the red blinking light on the camera.
• 1:07:35
  Yeah. Where's my dog?
• 1:07:39
  Where's my dog? Oh.
• 1:07:42
  Yeah, we're strong. Every time I eat it all the way
• 1:07:46
  up. Is that grape?
• 1:07:49
  Yeah, grape. Cool, that was going.
• 1:07:51
  To be my balls if I could. Use a frying chicken flavours.
• 1:07:55
  This how you get them to stop. No, no, no, it hurts.
• 1:07:59
  You do one of them right there and.
• 1:08:00
  It's a different color from three hours.
• 1:08:02
  Now we're going to be a news story of of A1 and man that
• 1:08:04
  broke into a Dunkin' Donuts. I broke.
• 1:08:08
  Vocal shirt. I got pants on running.
• 1:08:11
  And it's torn. Hello Kitty shirt Hot snippin.
• 1:08:15
  Powdered sugar all over my face. Nothing but Dragon Ball Z stocks
• 1:08:18
  they're. Looking like Scarface.
• 1:08:20
  Had left behind at the scene. Went to a Rays game this week.
• 1:08:24
  On I Saw You, I almost started clowning you when I saw the
• 1:08:28
  picture. Black Bryan was just stadium.
• 1:08:32
  The what, same game? No, I wasn't there.
• 1:08:34
  I was watching Black Bryan on social media, was updating pitch
• 1:08:38
  by pitch, OK and picture by picture.
• 1:08:40
  And I was like, what's Murdoch doing at the Rays game?
• 1:08:45
  I don't go out very often and so those people close to me really
• 1:08:49
  have a laugh that yeah, I looked to see if it was still there
• 1:08:52
  and. You moved it, he pushed it a
• 1:08:55
  little bit. It's.
• 1:08:55
  A shell game with Skittles. Step right up, step right up,
• 1:08:58
  step. Up play the game.
• 1:08:59
  Play the. Game none because I ate them.
• 1:09:04
  My fingers are stained with red and purple.
• 1:09:07
  Nothing to see here. I'm smashing on my corner.
• 1:09:10
  Yeah, so black. Bryan and his wife lost her
• 1:09:13
  shit. Because I have a dynamic and I
• 1:09:16
  am who I am. I I appreciate it.
• 1:09:18
  There's a little reference. Yeah.
• 1:09:19
  They're married. Back to the original wife or the
• 1:09:21
  one that. No, they're they're married
• 1:09:23
  still. OK, so red, so red and what so
• 1:09:29
  red and black Brian they've been together for?
• 1:09:31
  Forever. Yeah, forever.
• 1:09:34
  We go to the game and his wife is as white as I am.
• 1:09:38
  She's super pale red hair, white white white cake.
• 1:09:44
  White. Cake, white cake.
• 1:09:46
  And so we have a laugh and he he's black, so.
• 1:09:49
  Baby powder. Whatever, man, it's a it's a
• 1:09:51
  funny. She doesn't like the jokes.
• 1:09:53
  So we we met some other people, Captain Compression from my job
• 1:09:58
  and, and and the other fella, Bailey Spitz, and they meet him
• 1:10:04
  for the first time, they've heard about each other.
• 1:10:06
  All the time when you talk. For like 10 years, but they've
• 1:10:09
  never met. So they meet for the first time
• 1:10:11
  and now it's Black Brian and I having a good old time and
• 1:10:14
  including them and she's looking at me like, are you fucking
• 1:10:16
  serious? I have kids with this guy,
• 1:10:18
  right? What's wrong with you?
• 1:10:19
  You're. Like, yeah, OK, you need to go
• 1:10:21
  there and you tell jokes about that, I'm sure.
• 1:10:23
  So on the way back over the skyway, she's like, I don't
• 1:10:26
  appreciate it, man. And Brian's like, it's OK, love
• 1:10:29
  that guy, he loves you, he loves me.
• 1:10:31
  Like it's just our gimmick. It's what our it's what it is.
• 1:10:35
  When you're not around, you should see the you should hear
• 1:10:36
  the shit we say to each other. That's.
• 1:10:39
  Another thing that I said, you think it's bad now imagine when.
• 1:10:42
  We have group chats that get us all in trouble.
• 1:10:44
  PG compared to it's. Just a laugh.
• 1:10:46
  So I was like, all right, man, I'm, I'm sorry.
• 1:10:48
  No, yeah, I know like the guy I work with, we worked well, we
• 1:10:52
  worked together. I've known him for like 20
• 1:10:54
  years. And so when we working on the,
• 1:10:56
  on the job sites or whatever, and there might be other workers
• 1:10:59
  around and we hear them arguing or going back and forth like,
• 1:11:04
  yo, how long have you guys been married?
• 1:11:06
  We've been married for about 20 years.
• 1:11:07
  You know what I mean? Because it's like the stuff we
• 1:11:09
  say to each other. You would have thought you guys
• 1:11:11
  got to be. That guy that you've known for
• 1:11:13
  20 years, does he get away? Does he get away with a little
• 1:11:16
  bit more than somebody else that you just met or someone that you
• 1:11:19
  just had a casual relationship? With most definitely so I know
• 1:11:22
  that he's white. I'm black.
• 1:11:25
  Not too many like you think I'm racist.
• 1:11:28
  He just threw all three of us under the bus.
• 1:11:30
  He's like, not to me, white people.
• 1:11:32
  No, but it's other than you guys.
• 1:11:34
  Y'all are cool you know. What I mean?
• 1:11:37
  I didn't mean you white people. You know, I told a Puerto Rican
• 1:11:41
  girl I made Casper look biracial on Tuesday, and she laughed out
• 1:11:45
  of her nose. Stuff came out of her nose.
• 1:11:47
  Yeah. I wear a suit and tie and give
• 1:11:49
  an interview, and then I find my spots.
• 1:11:51
  I'm like, I got to. I got to.
• 1:11:52
  Yeah, you got to do it. This is me.
• 1:11:54
  Allie you in the pocket? She didn't know I spoke Spanish.
• 1:11:56
  I'm like what we know about that now, you know?
• 1:11:58
  So you said that you said that in Spanish.
• 1:12:00
  I didn't say, I don't know how to say biracial in Spanish S
• 1:12:03
  biracial. So it's like Gigante?
• 1:12:05
  You just put an S in front of anything or Soi Yeah.
• 1:12:08
  That is my go to. Widget son, that's biracial.
• 1:12:10
  That's funny, my S dad does that with me too.
• 1:12:13
  And boy I, he's an S pastor. He makes some S jokes about some
• 1:12:17
  S Spanish. Yeah, that's sweet.
• 1:12:20
  That tracks. All right.
• 1:12:23
  Well, that concludes this week's show.
• 1:12:26
  Happy Mother's Day. Happy S Mother's Day, yeah?
• 1:12:29
  Oh my God, yeah. Speaking of Mother's Day.
• 1:12:32
  Check out last week's show. JJ did a new outro for us, so
• 1:12:38
  check. That out.
• 1:12:39
  Listen, I promise. I'm gonna, I wanna kind of try
• 1:12:41
  to get some new ones every week or two like we were trying to do
• 1:12:44
  before. I sent him a script and it was
• 1:12:46
  like I need this and he's. Like OK, do it.
• 1:12:49
  So maybe I'll maybe get Franker I I will have some Murdoch
• 1:12:53
  concerts. Murdoch sent me a a bucket this
• 1:12:55
  week, so. It's gonna be frank and
• 1:12:58
  motocross. That's probably what and you
• 1:13:00
  never know. I can't write it.
• 1:13:01
  It just plays the music and there it is.
• 1:13:04
  And so that's how I get down. It's just, it's raw and it's
• 1:13:07
  organic and it's, it's fresh, but I think it's gonna be
• 1:13:10
  motocross and table tops and catfish and white girls, you
• 1:13:14
  know, like the way it always is. I think tell everybody too that
• 1:13:18
  we're back. I think we're back because I
• 1:13:19
  want to be back. AI like coming back?
• 1:13:21
  Monetize. I soft drop this system.
• 1:13:23
  Yeah, that's OK. I'm totally OK with that because
• 1:13:25
  it's like I I need the outlet one because I want to.
• 1:13:28
  I I could put my head through a. Wall right now, believe me,
• 1:13:30
  we're going to ramp up slowly and the second that I'm able to
• 1:13:34
  and you're able to and not be there and we can vent and really
• 1:13:37
  let stuff go, we will. Yeah, I wanted it to be a nice
• 1:13:41
  wait. We're waiting in this time.
• 1:13:43
  Now the build up, it's like, hey guys, by the way, we're back.
• 1:13:46
  GoPro smash Room and we'll film it.
• 1:13:48
  That'll be good. GoPro smash.
• 1:13:50
  Room GoPro Smash Room, I watched.
• 1:13:51
  Cameras on him and let. Him break.
• 1:13:52
  I watched a rug that was rolled. I got some fishing content
• 1:13:56
  today. Love you against your will.
• 1:13:59
  So I don't know how well you're going to do.
• 1:14:00
  And I watched a rug. Love you against your will.
• 1:14:04
  Is that when you were sitting at the window having a sip of?
• 1:14:06
  Coffee, watching him struggle. That is when Eight years ago,
• 1:14:09
  Dog. Yeah.
• 1:14:09
  Yeah, yeah. No, I mean, I know it wasn't
• 1:14:12
  yesterday, but it was yesterday. That's.
• 1:14:13
  One of those things for him, like you go watch on Derek on
• 1:14:16
  YouTube makes you feel better. He just said thinks about the
• 1:14:18
  time that he did not help. You.
• 1:14:20
  I think I could throw that rug through a window right now.
• 1:14:22
  But I got to see it in the wild when you couldn't, right?
• 1:14:26
  And you went out to that car. Like you were Trunks, pretty
• 1:14:30
  time chamber. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:32
  Right. And he went out there, Frank,
• 1:14:33
  and tried to get on this rug and this rug.
• 1:14:35
  Took him the business. Gave him the business.
• 1:14:36
  Jodie Foster on the pinball machine.
• 1:14:38
  I mean, just gave it to you. Now, was that rug that we were
• 1:14:43
  trying to figure this out, Was that rug incident the same day
• 1:14:45
  with the pizza? Those were two different days.
• 1:14:48
  No 'cause that was moving into that studio, 'cause we needed
• 1:14:51
  the rug we had. A few rugs, but we hadn't been
• 1:14:52
  in there that. Long That was a huge fucking.
• 1:14:54
  Rug to be fair. That's it for you.
• 1:14:56
  It was. Shove into my fucking what?
• 1:14:58
  Was it the Impala or my Sebring or some bullshit like?
• 1:15:01
  Mobile 2.0. Yeah, that was a fucking
• 1:15:03
  nightmare. Like my seats didn't go down all
• 1:15:05
  the way, so I had to like, shove it in and then like pull it
• 1:15:07
  through. And if you would have pulled the
• 1:15:09
  background. It's not fucking helping.
• 1:15:11
  Super dead and put it through the trunk.
• 1:15:13
  It probably would have fit. Like good luck I.
• 1:15:14
  Don't know if the back seats went down something I they
• 1:15:16
  probably did, but it was something along.
• 1:15:18
  And when he first told the story, he was like telling us
• 1:15:21
  the story, like, yeah, I went to pick up the rug and, and, and,
• 1:15:24
  you know, and. No problem like.
• 1:15:26
  Murdoch wasn't there, and Murdoch was like, Oh no, I was
• 1:15:27
  there. I was there.
• 1:15:28
  I was watching the entire time. You.
• 1:15:31
  Son of a bitch. Popcorn and drinks I had.
• 1:15:34
  Yeah, I saw What? Really.
• 1:15:35
  Happened charcuterie board. I want to hear the story about
• 1:15:38
  the rug. I wish I'm going to tell the
• 1:15:40
  story. About I wish you like filmed it,
• 1:15:41
  you know what I mean? That would have been funny.
• 1:15:43
  Yeah. Like how you film me and
• 1:15:44
  everything I do. Come on.
• 1:15:46
  Like last week we had a God. I got to delete that for you.
• 1:15:49
  Yes. Always show everybody the
• 1:15:50
  Domino's video with a little person like.
• 1:15:52
  JJ, have you seen? They ask.
• 1:15:53
  There's him. Let me show you.
• 1:15:56
  I'll try to you my stand up video for that video.
• 1:15:58
  Sold. Like Pokémon?
• 1:16:00
  Cards, I need some more heat before I fuck.
• 1:16:02
  Card where you're. Give you my one of one and Ryan
• 1:16:05
  as fuck stand. Up kit, OK.
• 1:16:08
  All right, I'm not gonna promise exact schedules, but I'm gonna.
• 1:16:12
  I think the show's gonna go up on Wednesdays.
• 1:16:14
  That's my plan. That's our old first day we ever
• 1:16:16
  did, years and years and years ago, 100.
• 1:16:17
  Years ago ASAP. This will go up Wednesday.
• 1:16:20
  Oh, OK. I mean, it's Wednesday,
• 1:16:21
  obviously it's when this is. We're doing that whole Mother's
• 1:16:26
  Day shit. You gotta cut all that.
• 1:16:28
  Yeah, no. It's mothers.
• 1:16:30
  We got we. Your your so little man last
• 1:16:37
  week. Oh yeah, yeah, I work for
• 1:16:40
  Murdoch now. I know.
• 1:16:41
  I. Shout at the kids.
• 1:16:42
  I'm like, yo, you know you in and they're like word every
• 1:16:45
  week. It's I'm in, I'm in, I'm in he.
• 1:16:46
  Wants to go, he doesn't want to live with.
• 1:16:48
  Me anymore, they're making, they're making money, they're
• 1:16:50
  excited to do it. And so last week I hit him up on
• 1:16:54
  Monday. That's a good get when you're
• 1:16:55
  like that age though, right? That's.
• 1:16:57
  A sweet. A little job at like 1314.
• 1:16:59
  It's a little camaraderie. Crush it with uncle.
• 1:17:01
  Murdoch, we walk through Costco afterwards and buy whole pizzas
• 1:17:05
  and give high fives and eat hot dogs and rage.
• 1:17:07
  You just have a good time. So Monday is the weekly.
• 1:17:11
  Are you guys in or out, You know?
• 1:17:13
  No, if you're if you're in, cool, let me know now and I'll
• 1:17:15
  plan for it. If not, let me know and I'll
• 1:17:17
  plan. And yeah, Short Stack says she
• 1:17:22
  was like, yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm in.
• 1:17:24
  The little man says I'm in. And then Big Search was like,
• 1:17:27
  you know what, I might have to talk to a little man about that
• 1:17:31
  because we may not be in. She had plans.
• 1:17:35
  Then little man is. So little man tells me on the
• 1:17:40
  side, on the side on the sly. Now he he DMS me like yo dude.
• 1:17:44
  So don't worry about big sister. I'll just meet you there in the
• 1:17:48
  morning. I'll have my mom take me.
• 1:17:51
  This is Monday, right? This is for Tuesday.
• 1:17:53
  Yeah, it was Monday night and we're having this.
• 1:17:54
  Conversation was in the morning. Home school.
• 1:17:56
  Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Murdoch.
• 1:17:58
  So little man says yeah, he's doing.
• 1:18:00
  A business humble, humble school that's.
• 1:18:02
  Right. He enrolled in the fall.
• 1:18:03
  He's in. So he's in job training the OJT.
• 1:18:07
  He shoots me a a side text and so does she.
• 1:18:11
  They're now they're both giving me.
• 1:18:13
  Right. Because they don't want each
• 1:18:15
  other to hear right. She's like, I can't, you know, I
• 1:18:17
  don't think so, but I think that he wants to do it.
• 1:18:21
  And I'm like, you know what I'm not going to have?
• 1:18:24
  I don't know if it's because one thing is for the big sister
• 1:18:27
  who's getting a few dollars on her own and she's going, but to
• 1:18:31
  bring in a family member that isn't that I'm good with.
• 1:18:35
  You know I she's great and we give each other high fives.
• 1:18:38
  We've never had any any issues in the past.
• 1:18:40
  But at 7:00 AM, do I want to see your wife roll around the corner
• 1:18:43
  in her car going what in the sweet name of Jesus is my boy
• 1:18:48
  asking me to take him out of this God damn house at 7:00 in
• 1:18:52
  the morning? For now, we got to stand with
• 1:18:53
  her for an hour while she I crushes me.
• 1:18:57
  No thanks, man. I'm a pass on that because I
• 1:18:59
  don't know the element right, so I just sent that text hey man
• 1:19:03
  next week guys, week I'm. Gonna be honest with you though,
• 1:19:05
  that's kind of hype because even.
• 1:19:07
  I didn't know. I never had chance to talk to
• 1:19:09
  you about it first. They were all like, you know,
• 1:19:11
  they were very, that whole Spanish attitude about it, kill
• 1:19:14
  yourself because we don't care. But Joey just kept on and on.
• 1:19:17
  And on his enthusiasm, he's. Persistent Lillian's on and on
• 1:19:20
  and on and. Then Joe is like Murdoch's
• 1:19:21
  making X $1000. Are they getting product?
• 1:19:25
  Are you giving them product? When we do get it.
• 1:19:27
  He wasn't here for the needle. Story I've been on for a while
• 1:19:31
  guys I. Know, I know.
• 1:19:32
  That I'll close with that I'll close on line.
• 1:19:34
  Retouch on that. You listened to this last week.
• 1:19:36
  Sorry, we're doing a comedian thing.
• 1:19:37
  I like club, you like the audience the kids got in line in
• 1:19:40
  the last two months, so. The kids got in line for me.
• 1:19:43
  Yeah, Once Upon a time. Right.
• 1:19:45
  But I always say thank you like you and I would do man, if
• 1:19:47
  you're going to come out and spend an hour with me, I always
• 1:19:50
  got you right. If you went somewhere for me,
• 1:19:52
  we're friends. Like you would go to my funeral.
• 1:19:55
  We're we're pals. I'll go to your wedding, you're
• 1:19:57
  going to get a gift. But I don't do it for free
• 1:19:59
  because I don't work for free. So why would I ask anybody here
• 1:20:02
  to do something for free? So I have kids now I've got
• 1:20:05
  their kids. Like man, how can I show an
• 1:20:09
  entrepreneurial A capitalism with some tree hugging lefties?
• 1:20:14
  Yeah, that, but I want to show him.
• 1:20:15
  I just want to introduce it to him.
• 1:20:17
  Yeah, New Ave. But but he beans got capitalism,
• 1:20:22
  but he just doesn't eat meat, you know, so it's cool.
• 1:20:25
  So they get in line. He's.
• 1:20:26
  Halfway through his cores already.
• 1:20:28
  They get in line and we get a few boxes and it was worth it.
• 1:20:34
  And some days I push and I lose money because it's garbage.
• 1:20:37
  Perfect order and it's trash. New set, right?
• 1:20:39
  That's the newest set. That's the new set.
• 1:20:41
  I thought Ascended Heroes was the new set.
• 1:20:43
  Was that two sets ago? That was 2 sets.
• 1:20:44
  They drop on every two. Months they're trying, they've
• 1:20:46
  been trying to curb the the the murdocking.
• 1:20:51
  The ascended you go into you go into a place and you get 2 boxes
• 1:20:55
  and great and you leave with two boxes.
• 1:20:56
  You RIP 1. You sell one in two.
• 1:20:57
  Box boxes. Two Etbs you're allowed two
• 1:20:59
  items, 2 per SKU per. SKU.
• 1:21:02
  But because of the demand, the line's 40 people deep.
• 1:21:07
  So if I am fifth in line, if I bring let's say 4 through 40, an
• 1:21:12
  example, my dad and my mom and my son and his son and his
• 1:21:18
  daughter and my girlfriend and. Sometimes I.
• 1:21:21
  Can daughter. So now I got positions 6 through
• 1:21:24
  14. They don't.
• 1:21:27
  Catch on. They can't do anything.
• 1:21:29
  What are they going to do? I don't know.
• 1:21:30
  As long as you're like he's following the rules.
• 1:21:31
  Like Yep, he's not like the douche bags that are trying to
• 1:21:33
  cut. With three-year olds holding up
• 1:21:35
  infant child. Changing their makeup and coming
• 1:21:37
  back in like, you know, yeah, his.
• 1:21:39
  Kids saw the dollars and that's all I wanted him to was to see
• 1:21:43
  it with. I say business class but like
• 1:21:45
  I'm on. Frank, you can tell me how to
• 1:21:46
  how to, how to jig for a fish, but if I don't do it myself and
• 1:21:49
  I watch you, I'm never going to learn.
• 1:21:51
  I just I can't. I'm not going to do it right.
• 1:21:52
  So wrong angles to wrong degree. You roll up with seven people.
• 1:21:57
  How much product are you getting?
• 1:21:58
  Well, we want to deal. With depends on where you sit.
• 1:22:00
  On the day. Boxes per people, you're getting
• 1:22:02
  like 7. On the drop day like a boxes.
• 1:22:05
  Per thing? Yeah, per person.
• 1:22:06
  So there's 8 drop. Day during the week, on any day,
• 1:22:09
  today it's tomorrow, whatever day that it is, you got to get
• 1:22:15
  in line. There was 40 people at Walmart
• 1:22:17
  at university yesterday, 40, and the guy wasn't even there yet.
• 1:22:23
  So the first five people get 5 items each.
• 1:22:26
  All the good stuff's gone. The first five people are there.
• 1:22:29
  What time does the guy get? There he was there around 2230.
• 1:22:31
  So you waiting for the truck? Store open that.
• 1:22:34
  For an. I'm gonna pause real quick.
• 1:22:35
  I'm gonna start a group chat with all of us so that when you
• 1:22:38
  get the alerts or if anybody is out somewhere and see something
• 1:22:41
  that we can all feed in and if there's any one of it, the more
• 1:22:44
  we do that. Hey, where are you at?
• 1:22:45
  I'm only a mile away. You know what I mean?
• 1:22:47
  You got, reader. Stuff.
• 1:22:48
  Just one of your things. And we used to, but we used to
• 1:22:51
  hit each other with that. If I knew something was
• 1:22:52
  somewhere, I'd be like, hey, man, can you meet me here?
• 1:22:54
  What do you got? Frank, what are you doing?
• 1:22:55
  You know, Hey, where are you at? Legit?
• 1:22:57
  Can you can you get an hour? Do you have an half an hour?
• 1:22:59
  When you were crossed over here, when you both were here, Best
• 1:23:02
  Buy was on a Wednesday. I'm gonna put you on that at 9.
• 1:23:04
  And I give you something You never asked for anything.
• 1:23:07
  But I just feel like that's that's right.
• 1:23:09
  Like, appreciate you, man. Good looking.
• 1:23:11
  Buy lunch and have to do that. Yeah, Best Buy Wednesday now.
• 1:23:15
  Best Buy is Wednesday, it could be a Friday.
• 1:23:18
  Best Buy sucks and they never have a lot of products so much.
• 1:23:20
  Magic stuff. It's fucking insane.
• 1:23:22
  I'm I'm eating over here on the Magic.
• 1:23:24
  Kids get in line and we hit Ascended Heroes drop day.
• 1:23:29
  Yeah, I have 22 Etbs. He won the lottery.
• 1:23:34
  I got 16 that day. I ripped.
• 1:23:36
  Two on ascended heroes, Yeah. Not perfect order, no.
• 1:23:39
  He said that's true. I also have 20 perfect order.
• 1:23:42
  How about the Ascend? Good.
• 1:23:43
  That's the good good. That's the good how many KS he
• 1:23:45
  made. The yeah the Ascended is at 185
• 1:23:48
  bucks a box. 100 and 8525 and you're paying. 70 I got I got
• 1:23:53
  people that are out there that he just sold 30 boxes. 2 days
• 1:23:58
  ago he was doing a show Local sell.
• 1:24:00
  Them in bulk. He sold 30 boxes for 5K.
• 1:24:02
  Yeah, that's $167 a box. You're at 20 volume.
• 1:24:05
  That's a, that's a, that's a volume discount.
• 1:24:08
  They're 180, five, 185 each. You know you can, you can buy
• 1:24:11
  like the cases and shit. Like if you buy one but you got
• 1:24:14
  to be in a store. You have to have a just.
• 1:24:16
  Buy and they don't drop them every week.
• 1:24:18
  Store. Here's Pokémon.
• 1:24:19
  It doesn't come out every single week.
• 1:24:21
  True, they flood it for a week or two.
• 1:24:23
  There's 9000 other card games you have a card tab you do,
• 1:24:26
  board games you do. Dragons does that.
• 1:24:29
  Magic has 10 cards that are worth over $100 and two worth
• 1:24:32
  over 1000. He pulled the Chase card from
• 1:24:34
  the set. He sent it off to get it.
• 1:24:36
  Fantasm, I got the game card. The phantasmal flames one it.
• 1:24:40
  Says if it's if it's graded as 10 it's like a 2 grand.
• 1:24:43
  Or 4 game card. That one's crazy.
• 1:24:44
  And but the ascended, so I'm putting kids on game that one
• 1:24:50
  day it's gonna be trash and then the next week and then I tell
• 1:24:53
  him to I walk through Costco with him.
• 1:24:55
  Not so they would feel bad so they could understand business.
• 1:24:58
  I gave you a $25.00 bill and I gave you a $25.00 bill today and
• 1:25:02
  I lost money. I bought product that isn't
• 1:25:05
  worth anything and it cost me. That's called an opportunity
• 1:25:08
  cost. I love your dad.
• 1:25:10
  Your mom's great. This is what I understand that
• 1:25:13
  may be different than what they see.
• 1:25:15
  This is called an opportunity cost.
• 1:25:17
  So if I don't have you there, then I don't get anything.
• 1:25:21
  But if you are there and we hit an ascended Heroes, right, and
• 1:25:25
  that's worth $150.00, I made 3X right at 20 boxes.
• 1:25:29
  You want to do the math? Because now we're going to
• 1:25:32
  Sizzler. Yeah, but those other weeks
• 1:25:33
  where I lost $50, who cares? Yeah, give a shit about that
• 1:25:37
  $50. We go in Sizzler, we I lose 50,
• 1:25:40
  I lose 50 and then I make 700, right?
• 1:25:43
  So it's just the math. And then they got it.
• 1:25:46
  And then Joe was like. I want to do that again.
• 1:25:48
  I want to do that again. Wait.
• 1:25:49
  So I give him a $20 bill. I give him a 20.
• 1:25:53
  Yeah. And then these needles, these
• 1:25:54
  squishy things that. He's seen these things.
• 1:25:56
  He he's doing that, I will say, hey man, go look.
• 1:26:00
  He. Got Joey to do it.
• 1:26:02
  Wow, with his own money so 20 turns into 40 and he keeps 2 on
• 1:26:06
  his own. Doubled his money so the big
• 1:26:08
  lights. No way.
• 1:26:10
  It made sense. He was.
• 1:26:11
  If you had cash, he gave you a discount of 12.
• 1:26:13
  Otherwise it was 15 on hours. So if I don't double my if I
• 1:26:17
  don't double my money. On those boxes more than double
• 1:26:19
  he was. It sounds sounds lousy without a
• 1:26:21
  problem. Frank, if you spend 1000.
• 1:26:23
  Dollars a day and I gave. You 10% of your money.
• 1:26:25
  Tomorrow for that $1000, would you take it?
• 1:26:28
  Yeah. OK, that's 10% of your money.
• 1:26:30
  Wow, you used to have to work your leathery ass to trade IBM.
• 1:26:34
  And. Watch it go up a fraction of a
• 1:26:35
  point. Stocks are a joke now compared
• 1:26:37
  to everything else. You guys Pokémon cards and now.
• 1:26:39
  I just thought tonight I hustled I.
• 1:26:41
  Hustled a pokey. Deal at the library for
• 1:26:44
  prismatic tins. I had $10 in them, $22.00
• 1:26:47
  apiece. Wow.
• 1:26:48
  So that money I opened up the Senate Heroes undercutting.
• 1:26:51
  All the. Actual scalpers significantly.
• 1:26:54
  But that Ascended Heroes is just straight, and they'll keep
• 1:26:56
  coming back 'cause they're. They do and they do.
• 1:26:58
  My phone's full. Of you get customer loyalty,
• 1:27:00
  that's what we. Talked about last week, how do
• 1:27:02
  I? Put the show up.
• 1:27:04
  Fucking damn it's funny 'cause you can like, search the show.
• 1:27:07
  And now like the AIS. 'Cause they're all part of all
• 1:27:09
  the search engines. Like start breaking down our
• 1:27:11
  show. It like it broke down last
• 1:27:13
  week's episode already and it was like talking about Pokémon
• 1:27:15
  cards, the Pokémon stuff and what you're just saying is so
• 1:27:17
  funny. What are the show?
• 1:27:18
  Talks about Betty's and and and getting sick.
• 1:27:21
  And losing weight Business business time is now Murdoch
• 1:27:23
  talking about his business. Business time Time on a Tuesday
• 1:27:28
  when I. Now.
• 1:27:31
  Work is work. I've always, I always hustled
• 1:27:33
  and I could find my spots. I'd find an hour here, I find an
• 1:27:36
  hour there. Tuesday's is a drop day.
• 1:27:39
  I can't do it. I meet at the target and.
• 1:27:44
  Meet both of your kids. At 7:00 AM in my shirt and tie,
• 1:27:47
  I'm ready to go to work. I get in line with everybody
• 1:27:50
  else. I still can't make it back, but
• 1:27:52
  I want to show that you guys aren't employees.
• 1:27:54
  I'm here with you. I'm going to do this with you.
• 1:27:56
  And now they're starting to see knowing you can't.
• 1:28:00
  And then there's the other kicker I give.
• 1:28:02
  Him 20 at the beginning for an. Hour.
• 1:28:04
  You worked an hour, Here's a $20 bill for an hour. 20 bucks an
• 1:28:07
  hour if you get right and we get something.
• 1:28:09
  Big inside, we get huge. I'm going to get you right
• 1:28:11
  again. And so they got right and they
• 1:28:13
  got ascended heroes. They had these.
• 1:28:16
  I shot them another 20 each and they're like, oh man, some days
• 1:28:20
  are good and some days are bad. That's a little bonus.
• 1:28:22
  Something I'm genuinely looking for storefront I'm.
• 1:28:26
  Not even kidding, because, I mean, it's do you have
• 1:28:30
  interested? And we have a team that we can
• 1:28:31
  always make a mobile storefront. Oh no, we're going to do that
• 1:28:34
  too, Yeah, he told. Me about the flea market and
• 1:28:36
  like we're no. I'm saying to make it mobile.
• 1:28:38
  Oh no, we're that's box truck. Back glass window.
• 1:28:42
  Going from. I sell so much ice cream truck.
• 1:28:45
  Style. So much weight.
• 1:28:47
  Yeah, it. Is damn.
• 1:28:49
  Right, that's really fucking. Good.
• 1:28:50
  And you? Just go to the hospital.
• 1:28:52
  You. Go to these different buildings.
• 1:28:53
  Just post up and post up with Pokémon on the thing.
• 1:28:56
  You don't need anything, you just.
• 1:28:57
  Drive a van around. You need a vendor license.
• 1:28:59
  No, you don't need a vendor. License not not you're going to
• 1:29:01
  get harassed, but until they do. Yeah, there's, I mean
• 1:29:04
  technically. You're not doing anything, it
• 1:29:05
  would just set up pop. Goes the weasel.
• 1:29:07
  It's a Pokémon theme song. You know Pop goes the weasel
• 1:29:10
  cause the weaves goes. Gotta catch em.
• 1:29:13
  Oh my God. Frank, from the other idea, what
• 1:29:16
  we're planning mixed with that, I like that.
• 1:29:19
  I like mobile and so it's big. Worm, So Frank's up there with
• 1:29:22
  his hat. Crooked.
• 1:29:23
  He's like yo-yo. What you want, man, What you
• 1:29:25
  want? Got that prismatic baby.
• 1:29:26
  I got that prissy, prissy. Baby.
• 1:29:28
  I got I got that ascended what you want, I said get weird
• 1:29:33
  sitting in the back with an apron and I.
• 1:29:34
  Got Squirtle on it. Can you just imagine pulling up
• 1:29:38
  at like Comic Con or something like.
• 1:29:40
  That, but with your mobile shit outside, you go to the baseball
• 1:29:43
  game. We're oh, we're back to comic
• 1:29:44
  cons. I've like I've got the schedule.
• 1:29:45
  Printed out, you just missed. Siesta con but I I move a lot of
• 1:29:48
  volume. Legit so I can.
• 1:29:50
  That's dark sides event. Everything I buy, I sell, so I
• 1:29:53
  don't have. I don't you don't have the.
• 1:29:54
  Product. I don't have the product, just
• 1:29:56
  pushing it out. I sold 2600.
• 1:29:57
  Dollars in product last week you're.
• 1:29:58
  Pushing it out as quick. As you're pulling.
• 1:30:00
  It he can't keep product, I stopped.
• 1:30:02
  Buying it because Target and Walmart.
• 1:30:04
  Went up 30%. So paying $10.00 for a 2 pack
• 1:30:07
  and selling it for 15 is no longer a viable A viable option?
• 1:30:11
  It's $14.00 and I sell for 16. I'm making $2.00 and making my
• 1:30:15
  money stay hostage for a month. You need to store so you can
• 1:30:18
  just buy both from the. Distributor or be happy with my
• 1:30:22
  10 to 15% true. And then when you get big on the
• 1:30:26
  weeks that you get big with an ascent, but you got to be in
• 1:30:28
  line and you got to have people because two boxes aren't, I
• 1:30:31
  think you run it 2 prong. You have the small storefront
• 1:30:33
  with everything. Else you go, you're going
• 1:30:35
  because then on the stuff that you're waiting to sell, instead
• 1:30:37
  of having an inventory, you have it on a shelf.
• 1:30:40
  If we don't have singles, wherever we do shows, if we, if
• 1:30:43
  we. Did that's coming?
• 1:30:44
  Yeah. When?
• 1:30:44
  When? When Frank goes out on the
• 1:30:46
  street with. His with his mic we post.
• 1:30:47
  Up somewhere and there's Pokémon guys.
• 1:30:50
  We got Pokémon cars over there. The bus is over.
• 1:30:52
  There the same poke. Bus.
• 1:30:54
  Yeah, humble Bus. All it took is getting.
• 1:30:58
  All four of us back. In the room again and.
• 1:31:00
  Everything pokey bus. Is over there you get all your
• 1:31:02
  ascended heroes, all your other shit.
• 1:31:03
  You would right there. If you get a booth at Comic Con,
• 1:31:07
  you. Could charge more because it's
• 1:31:08
  in person Yep you're getting it there oh you know that when we
• 1:31:11
  went around the oh God right you can save money if you.
• 1:31:13
  Had your booth, then they're coming to our booth show.
• 1:31:16
  Exposure, you're expected. You're expected around a 20%
• 1:31:19
  markup at. Comic Con.
• 1:31:20
  You'd pay for the guest, you'd pay for the booth.
• 1:31:22
  Like that, right? Is what I'm trying.
• 1:31:24
  To say, Oh yeah, we pay for the booth.
• 1:31:26
  It's a mini fridge, right? Ours.
• 1:31:27
  So true. And stickers.
• 1:31:29
  Imagine. Yeah.
• 1:31:30
  Yeah, but you got. To have stacks, you got to be
• 1:31:31
  able to put money in play. You.
• 1:31:33
  Yeah. But So what?
• 1:31:34
  I mean, but a booth isn't expensive.
• 1:31:36
  No, I did my inventory. Last night you'll appreciate
• 1:31:38
  this. I did my inventory.
• 1:31:39
  Last night I did hard count on all my product and the money
• 1:31:44
  that I still had out there on my credit.
• 1:31:47
  I have $8000 in two. 1024. Sealed football product, It's a
• 1:31:55
  monster rookie year so I have 8000 and it's not a brag is what
• 1:32:00
  I got. So I got $8000 in boxes.
• 1:32:03
  Damn. I got 18 prismatic booster
• 1:32:08
  bundles, 10 prismatic ET BS. Oh yeah, I've got 22 ascended
• 1:32:14
  heroes I've got and then the Perfect plus all the other
• 1:32:19
  ascended that I haven't listed and I've got $3600 outstanding.
• 1:32:25
  I've got 8000 in in football cards.
• 1:32:27
  I've owed the 23 UPC's from the Charizard, the blue ones that I
• 1:32:32
  couldn't sell for $150.00 if I tried six months ago.
• 1:32:35
  Do you see though having a store and now they're $228?
• 1:32:38
  Frank's idea too. Think about.
• 1:32:40
  This, but once it's gone, it's gone.
• 1:32:42
  Now what? Where's your product now?
• 1:32:43
  It's gone. Right, that blueberry Yum yum's
• 1:32:45
  gone. I ain't got no more but that's
• 1:32:46
  why it's so expensive. That's why it's so expensive if
• 1:32:49
  we're. Look at it this way, jumping on
• 1:32:51
  his. Idea and expanding.
• 1:32:52
  It everyone's online, The Costco thing, when Costco drops
• 1:32:56
  tomorrow, it's going to be in the store.
• 1:32:57
  Tomorrow, tomorrow, I think it's going to be today or tomorrow, a
• 1:33:00
  new set. They have ascended triple packs
• 1:33:03
  coming. They have Destin.
• 1:33:04
  Rival, which is $225 for the ETB, they have that in bulk,
• 1:33:08
  they have the Prismatic. We got UPC but that's why I blew
• 1:33:13
  up a phone and say yo. Man, I need you to get.
• 1:33:15
  Down there, I'm not asking, I mean it's Monday, but it's a
• 1:33:17
  crosses you handled that because you make a. 3X at Costco.
• 1:33:21
  So then I got Mom and I got Dad and they got me and I got short
• 1:33:24
  stack. And then I got you and I got
• 1:33:25
  your short stack and I got little man and I got you and I
• 1:33:27
  got anybody else with a Costco card.
• 1:33:29
  Costco dropped and I'm gonna cut you in.
• 1:33:30
  I'm gonna get you, right. But that's how you get 20 of
• 1:33:33
  those boxes, Frank. You're not that far from the
• 1:33:34
  brain thin Costco. You could go to 1.
• 1:33:37
  Costco to the other, you do the Bermuda Triangle.
• 1:33:39
  And you just hit all yeah, there's a Venice Costco now get
• 1:33:41
  they just opened get monster big.
• 1:33:43
  That's what my guy does the. Venice Costco.
• 1:33:45
  Yeah, I've never seen that one. There was a fight there.
• 1:33:47
  It's the last. Time they had it.
• 1:33:50
  But all the product that I had but.
• 1:33:52
  But. I, before I forget his idea,
• 1:33:55
  imagine outside at Target. At 7:00 AM and people are in
• 1:33:58
  line and they've got to get in line they got to wait and
• 1:34:00
  they're like damn it you happened to cop from the week
• 1:34:03
  before he poke poke van comes flying by the humble man comes
• 1:34:07
  out of the line to buy the stuff we.
• 1:34:09
  Already have. Because of course they would.
• 1:34:11
  And why they get out of the line.
• 1:34:13
  Then we just continually show the line we need to build a line
• 1:34:17
  that's that easy, even if it's only we only could get.
• 1:34:19
  One or two more of our people in that line.
• 1:34:20
  Way then it just and then the van pulls up and then our people
• 1:34:24
  go inside and. People come from the line
• 1:34:26
  because they see the van. It's, I mean, it's literally,
• 1:34:28
  that's the easy. I mean, it's talking the van.
• 1:34:30
  While the people are it's the snake eating, it's it's.
• 1:34:32
  Perfect I. I you didn't think of it, I see
• 1:34:35
  you're like, oh shit, that's a really good idea.
• 1:34:38
  That is a good idea product. I like to lean on a on.
• 1:34:41
  An opportunity. That's all I.
• 1:34:43
  Just like to explain that work van you don't even need a box
• 1:34:46
  truck. But we you find any of it, a
• 1:34:48
  Little League you go to. Go to Cal Ripken.
• 1:34:51
  You go to any place, and then you find the person that runs
• 1:34:55
  the organization. He's $100, man.
• 1:34:56
  Let me get you right. Dinner's on me.
• 1:34:58
  It's so easy. And then you go to a Little
• 1:35:00
  League or the soccer tournaments.
• 1:35:01
  Or whatever. And you post up and you just
• 1:35:04
  post up and you play Pokémon. And we set up Carcade how we did
• 1:35:09
  it, and we just. Flop it out with Pokémon we
• 1:35:11
  already had. A winning team gets free packs
• 1:35:13
  and you tell the organization. How much van cost a week ago?
• 1:35:16
  You can get a, You can get a work van.
• 1:35:18
  Come on. Kids a white van, we got a
• 1:35:21
  Pokémon. Car, we got a set in here.
• 1:35:22
  Come on in, come on. We got the Gatorade.
• 1:35:25
  What's the what's the what's the gaming drinks?
• 1:35:26
  The kids drinking. Now AG fuel or whatever the the
• 1:35:29
  mix that you put in the G fuel or whatever.
• 1:35:31
  Something like that. Yeah, we got to have the
• 1:35:33
  inventory. Game.
• 1:35:34
  Gamer fuel or something? Like that, all the stuff.
• 1:35:37
  The kids and I and and. My, my people, get on.
• 1:35:40
  Tuesday will be gone by Friday. If I sold it because you can't
• 1:35:44
  find it again. That's the last thing.
• 1:35:45
  Really though, what's out there today, what drops now that
• 1:35:50
  Ascended Heroes, it's very intermittent and it's six boxes.
• 1:35:54
  It's not 2 cases, it's six boxes, period, just sticking out
• 1:35:57
  six poster boxes. So it's two per person.
• 1:36:00
  The first three people in line are getting that.
• 1:36:01
  The other 28 people are getting nothing.
• 1:36:03
  They're getting that perfect order.
• 1:36:05
  So you got to be ready to post up.
• 1:36:08
  I know what you're but on the on the drop days.
• 1:36:10
  There's days that you know and that's.
• 1:36:12
  Those are the days that I know. So I'm like, hey man, it's going
• 1:36:15
  to be 7. The kids last week, they got
• 1:36:17
  there at 7:15 on a drop day and they got there just a little bit
• 1:36:21
  later. It was 720.
• 1:36:23
  There was 5 people between me and them and they just parked.
• 1:36:27
  They parked 5 minutes behind me. There were 5 minutes behind and
• 1:36:30
  there were five people behind and 5 * 2 is 10 boxes.
• 1:36:34
  So you thought you were getting ascended here or you're not
• 1:36:36
  because I need to brush my seat. So they let them go.
• 1:36:39
  They let them go and tie your shoes.
• 1:36:41
  You get in line. You get into a queue if.
• 1:36:43
  It's there already. I'm gonna break that down.
• 1:36:45
  Like we're all just autistic weirdos.
• 1:36:47
  Yeah, I saw that. I was there for a little bit.
• 1:36:50
  I watched a dude flip out. Because you gave me your spot.
• 1:36:53
  Do that. Sure did that.
• 1:36:55
  That was at that Fruitvale. One, yeah, I gotta go to.
• 1:36:57
  Work. You get my first place spot.
• 1:36:59
  Sweet. And then I fucking you got
• 1:37:01
  right. I slung some some Mons, you
• 1:37:03
  know, Pokémon was my gateway drug to magic, though, And now
• 1:37:06
  I'm down that rabbit hole and there's no scalp in there that's
• 1:37:09
  pure. I'm playing the fuck out of some
• 1:37:11
  magic the gathering. He's like, no, I ain't selling
• 1:37:13
  my coke. I.
• 1:37:14
  Am right up the nose. I'm right up the nose.
• 1:37:16
  I really wanted that box. You you sold the Murdoch.
• 1:37:18
  Of the random. Magic car, He's never.
• 1:37:20
  I really wanted that. I really wanted that box.
• 1:37:23
  I made $21. On that deal, he would have paid
• 1:37:26
  cursing. Your name?
• 1:37:26
  I would have paid you 30 for that box.
• 1:37:29
  Do you have some good shit? In there I made $21.00 on that.
• 1:37:32
  Deal I would I. Would have paid you 30.
• 1:37:34
  Whatever I gave you that, that's that stuff.
• 1:37:38
  Yeah, it was. Good.
• 1:37:39
  It cost me. X dollars.
• 1:37:41
  And I was willing to make that. Deal.
• 1:37:42
  And you had Y dollars in the Magic cards and you're like, I
• 1:37:46
  see that there's a that works for me.
• 1:37:48
  Yeah. And so you just given the Magic
• 1:37:50
  cards, though I was. Yeah, he wasn't in.
• 1:37:53
  But I would have given you, I would have given him 1.10 years
• 1:37:56
  ago. Originally.
• 1:37:58
  I wanted him and then. He paid you because I never said
• 1:38:00
  I'd give you. I'm a grimy.
• 1:38:02
  I'm a grimy salesman. I'm like, OK, if he's going to
• 1:38:04
  give them to somebody. I didn't know that you were just
• 1:38:05
  going to get them. I didn't mean to like take it
• 1:38:07
  from you, but I was like, on his birthday, let's go ahead and get
• 1:38:11
  you something. Let me.
• 1:38:12
  It was like that was. Like the week I was getting
• 1:38:14
  into. Magic.
• 1:38:16
  So it would have set me up pretty well breaking his magic
• 1:38:18
  chair. That was the week I found out JJ
• 1:38:20
  was black. Now I'm.
• 1:38:21
  Fucking now I'm. In now I'm disgustingly.
• 1:38:24
  In He's in too deep, I'm in too deep.
• 1:38:27
  Yeah, Mike UPS, he's. So good.
• 1:38:29
  So good guys and too deep, so appreciate.
• 1:38:30
  You fellas, that's. Good stuff, Next.
• 1:38:33
  Next week we should. Do an hour we should we did
• 1:38:36
  almost 2 hours 2. Hours.
• 1:38:38
  I wouldn't try to. Get super bad has, like I said,
• 1:38:42
  stuff going on. That he's taking.
• 1:38:43
  Care of I'm going to I'm going to try to get him here as much
• 1:38:46
  as possible. But if we're next time we're all
• 1:38:49
  here, we'll do the we'll do the introduction when things are
• 1:38:51
  like confirmed, like we're good, good, good, good, good.
• 1:38:54
  Good. Then it's tell all, you know
• 1:38:57
  what I mean? Like then it's full on.
• 1:38:59
  But well, I'm happy to see you when I see you, whenever that
• 1:39:01
  is. Yeah, me too.
• 1:39:02
  Good. To see you now, yeah, it's.
• 1:39:04
  Good to be here. You know, yeah, JJ.
• 1:39:06
  Did actually be? Initiated too.
• 1:39:08
  So he did we. Have that.
• 1:39:09
  Get that fish a balling issue. Nasty fish balling.
• 1:39:11
  Yeah, I want. To do a stunt.
• 1:39:12
  You guys didn't make me do. Anything icy?
• 1:39:14
  Hot. We.
• 1:39:15
  That would he knew the name of that of.
• 1:39:17
  That fish he. Knew the name of the fish that.
• 1:39:19
  He knew the name Tanzina Guitar Hero.
• 1:39:21
  Here would be. Really fun.
• 1:39:25
  Yeah, we'll go over that. Yeah.
• 1:39:26
  We'll be back next week. We're still working on the
• 1:39:28
  streaming stuff. We got a new 10s unit, Guitar
• 1:39:31
  Hero, Icy Hot Pendulum. Combined, that's.
• 1:39:35
  Actually better, we've got a new a new video game channel
• 1:39:37
  watching. It's gonna be called digital
• 1:39:40
  imprecision. This is how you can tell.
• 1:39:41
  Like I have no idea what's going on and I just send them.
• 1:39:43
  They have. Been this is what we're doing.
• 1:39:45
  Yeah, it's cool. I'm totally.
• 1:39:46
  OK with that. Though like let's.
• 1:39:48
  OK, do that knowing what it is. At least you recognize it and he
• 1:39:51
  does. Like he's going to answer.
• 1:39:52
  Two of the ten of these things. Yeah.
• 1:39:54
  But cool, at least you sent it. True.
• 1:39:59
  All right, we'll try. That one more time.
• 1:40:00
  Go ahead and do your thing. I'm gay.
• 1:40:02
  You're welcome. Hey, yo, Jay.
• 1:40:10
  Jay. Hey, man, you here yet?
• 1:40:13
  You told me we need to record some stuff for the show, Jay.
• 1:40:19
  Man, this motherfucker ain't even here yet.
• 1:40:22
  He literally told me hey man, can you meet me in the next 5
• 1:40:24
  minutes so we can record some stuff?
• 1:40:27
  Yeah, heard that. Start speaking in biganese.
• 1:40:32
  Oh shit. What this is?
• 1:40:35
  Oh, it's the new outro for the show.
• 1:40:38
  You've been listening to the Bean and Superbad show?
• 1:40:41
  As soon as it's going to be the JJ and Frank show starring J
• 1:40:45
  Bean Martin starring at anything he's starring at.
• 1:40:49
  Never shutting the fuck up. Yes bro, we get it.
• 1:40:52
  And you're an author over here. Being so skinny, making Stephen
• 1:40:56
  King look like a normal dude. Shit, you make an anorexic bitch
• 1:41:00
  look healthy, Ryan. Super bad.
• 1:41:02
  Sharp super bad. More like super pastime for a
• 1:41:07
  haircut hippie looking lumberjack motherfucker.
• 1:41:10
  Like dude, have you seen scooby-doo?
• 1:41:12
  Shaggy looking ass Murdoch. Honestly, I got to ask Frank how
• 1:41:18
  much longer we got to pretend like this dude has a black card.
• 1:41:21
  Fake ass Kid Rock having an allergic.
• 1:41:23
  We asked him to Shellfish motherfucker.
• 1:41:26
  Frankie Buttons my *** show MVP. Enough said.
• 1:41:31
  Real *** Frank and JJ show baby shit.
• 1:41:34
  That shit sounds good, don't it last but definitely leash JJ.
• 1:41:40
  What the fuck? Did this dude really just say
• 1:41:44
  that? Wow, really?
• 1:41:49
  Oh hell no. I can't believe this
• 1:41:51
  motherfucking said that. Oh, I can't.
• 1:41:52
  Wait to see. You.
• 1:41:53
  Hey, JJ, everything going OK? Sorry I'm late.
• 1:41:56
  Hey. Man what's good, good man,
• 1:42:00
  Everything. Is great.
• 1:42:01
  Just doing the outro stuff, man. Oh, very cool.
• 1:42:04
  Everything you do is great. Oh, stop.
• 1:42:07
  Yeah. Great stuff.
• 1:42:08
  Thank you so much. Yeah.
• 1:42:09
  Yeah, you know what? Else is going to be great when I
• 1:42:11
  put. My foot up.
• 1:42:12
  Your ass? What?
• 1:42:13
  What was that? You're welcome.