Reality Roundup: VPR, RHOBH, The Valley and RHOA

Hello Bravo Bosses! Today on our Monday Reality Roundup we get into allllll your fave reality tv stories including:

Vanderpump Rules

Tom Sandoval declares that his ex-gf callled his penis tiny. Why is he telling us this? That, unfortunately, is what we will be discussing.

RHOBH

TRIGGER WARNING: We discuss Denise Richard's podcast appearance on Dumb Blonde Podcast

Amanda Frances is one and done

The Valley

Brittany sits down with People to talk Jax and Lori K.

Jax responds via a TMZ interview

Janet, Brittany and Zack respond in the comments

RHOA

Porsha Williams got a big win in her divorce from…

The skinny

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