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Johnjay earned his GOBBLE GOBBLE! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Our phone number eight seven seven ninety three seven one
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  Speaker 1: oh four SEVENN. The text line text JJR Whatever's on
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  Speaker 1: your mind ninety six eight ninety three. So my wife
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  Speaker 1: had a procedure a week ago today, he directed me, right,
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  Speaker 1: so she's not supposed to be moving around or anything
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  Speaker 1: for a while.
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  Speaker 2: She's doing great, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: But so the other day I went to go get
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  Speaker 1: some subscriptions for her because of her meds and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And then it's a there's a CBS and there's a
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  Speaker 1: safeway next door, and I wanted to get some.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff that's the safe way for me, like grapes and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Right, So as I'm walking in outside the safeway, they
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  Speaker 1: got to Saint Mary's Food Bank that's looking for donations, right,
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  Speaker 1: and they got so you know, when the grocery store
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  Speaker 1: has two huge doors on either side of the safe
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  Speaker 1: way and there's four people outside each door with boxes
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  Speaker 1: collecting money, and I'm collecting food for Saint Mary's Food Bank.
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  Speaker 1: And I walk in and I go, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: they have a big sciences. We need your turkeys. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: I know, donate a turkey. And I was like, if
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  Speaker 1: I'm going through the safeway and I come up because
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted grapes. But if I happen to see
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  Speaker 1: a turkey, I'll grab one. I'm not gonna go out
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  Speaker 1: of my way to get a turkey, right. Meanwhile, I'm
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  Speaker 1: pushing my cart and then over the loudspeaker the safe way.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a donation to register five bubble. I'm like
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  Speaker 1: the hell, and then I'm pushing my cart.
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  Speaker 2: Don'tnation you registered to?
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh man, there must be people dropping off the
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  Speaker 1: turkeys at the register getting down of gobble. I kind
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  Speaker 1: of want to gobble gobble. So I pushed and I
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  Speaker 1: see a bin with a bunch of turkeys. So I
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  Speaker 1: grab a turk turkeys like fifteen bucks and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh I got this turkey, Like oh you get two turkeys.
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  Speaker 2: I got two turkeys.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like I can't wait to get my gobble
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  Speaker 1: gobble right, So I'm pushing dude thing and the donation.
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  Speaker 2: Register all right?
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  Speaker 1: So I get in register five. I'm standing registered five.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lady in front of me. She's got no turkeys.
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  Speaker 1: So she goes to pay, and I see the lady
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  Speaker 1: in the register go.
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  Speaker 2: Donatetion you REGID five. I'm like what gifts. She didn't
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  Speaker 2: have a turkey, whyould get a gobble gobble? Right?
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like all right, So now that lady leaves
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  Speaker 1: and I start putting my stuff through the register. Two
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  Speaker 1: turkeys go through, no gobble gobble, and I finally I said,
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  Speaker 1: what's with the gobble gobble? And she goes, oh, would
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  Speaker 1: you make a donation? She goes, Saint Mary's food bank
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  Speaker 1: is outside, Saint Vincent de Paul is in here, so
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  Speaker 1: if you make a donation to Saint Vincent de Paul,
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  Speaker 1: we give you the gobble gobble. And then she holds
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  Speaker 1: up this card that has QR codes on it and
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  Speaker 1: one is like a one dollar five dollars in custom
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  Speaker 1: and she goes, would you like to make a donation
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  Speaker 1: to say he's a Paul? And I'm like, now, I'm
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  Speaker 1: like guilty. I'm already focused on Saint Mary's. But I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't say no to charity like that, right, So
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  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, sure, I'll do five dollars. So
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  Speaker 1: she does her little radar thing beep and it just
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  Speaker 1: goes to my bill. Right, So now it's and then
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  Speaker 1: she goes, don't be shod. Yeah, So then it's time
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  Speaker 1: to pay. So when I pay with a little thing,
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  Speaker 1: you slide the thing through it says, would you like
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  Speaker 1: to make a donation? One dollar? Five dollars? Customer, I go,
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  Speaker 1: what's this for? She goes, same thing, Saint Visita Paul.
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  Speaker 2: I go, what gifts? I just gave you five dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're hit me again. I go.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like if I say no, then it's going
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  Speaker 1: to go like into the computer file, into heaven that
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  Speaker 1: I said no to a charity donation, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta give.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, so I go boop.
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  Speaker 1: I go a dollar, right, don't need to make a
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  Speaker 1: big deal out as a dollar. I just it's from
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  Speaker 1: my own karma.
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  Speaker 2: I got two. Goa.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's staring at the register now, so I walk out
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  Speaker 1: through the safe way. I go left, and there's the
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  Speaker 1: Saint Mary's Food Bank people right now. I parked over
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  Speaker 1: by CVS, which is way to the left. I give them.
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  Speaker 1: I go, hey, I got a turkey for you. They go,
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  Speaker 1: thanks to the turkey. I go, I got two turkeys
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  Speaker 1: for you. So I get two turkeys.
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  Speaker 2: I go thanks.
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  Speaker 1: Then I realized over easy the breakfast restaurant is way
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  Speaker 1: on the right and Blake had ordered food for me
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  Speaker 1: to pick up for her. So I got my shopping
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  Speaker 1: car full of food and I'm like, I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: push my cart over to over Easy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get my steps in.
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  Speaker 1: I parked on the other side right, so I start
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  Speaker 1: pushing my cart through and I got to pass the
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  Speaker 1: other Safeway door and they're.
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  Speaker 2: Like, would you like to make a donation to say Mary's?
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  Speaker 3: But I just gave it.
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  Speaker 2: Give you two turkeys over there?
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  Speaker 4: Say what?
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  Speaker 1: And I pushed And then the second guy standing by,
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  Speaker 1: leaning against the pillar, he just looks at me with
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  Speaker 1: a smirk, and I'm like, looking at him, we just
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  Speaker 1: make eye contact us. I'm pushing the cart and I
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  Speaker 1: want to be like I'm in my head, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I gave you freaking two turkey. So I go to
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  Speaker 1: over Easy and I get the food for Blake. Now
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  Speaker 1: I got to push the cart all the way back
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  Speaker 1: by those people. So the second guy, the guy that
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  Speaker 1: was leaning against the wall, I'm pushing the cart. He
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  Speaker 1: looks at me and he goes, would you like to
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  Speaker 1: make it? I gave you two turkeys? Two turkeys over there?
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  Speaker 2: I go over there. You guys got to communicate pretty stressed.
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  Speaker 2: Give me all kuinds of stress here, man. So I
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  Speaker 2: pushed back again, going by the other.
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  Speaker 1: Like the same lady that I gave the two turkeys,
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  Speaker 1: who says, would you like to make a donation to
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  Speaker 1: Say Mary's?
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  Speaker 2: I said, are you serious? I handed you two turkeys.
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  Speaker 2: We made eye contact.
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  Speaker 3: This is so stressful for you.
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  Speaker 2: I was so stressful for me.
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  Speaker 3: Like you should have heard what happened to register fied
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  Speaker 3: a few minutes.
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  Speaker 1: I got you gobble gobble, like if there's a gobble gobble,
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  Speaker 1: I gave you two turkeys that do gobble gobble anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Then I gets in my car a double double gobble gobble.
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  Speaker 3: We should also say St. Saint Mary's is amazing with
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  Speaker 3: the Saint Vincient Apolo.
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  Speaker 1: Great, but I think I think you got to pick one.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they shote you it too. It's stressful.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a charity scam. They're going to good reasons,
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  Speaker 1: they're going to good causes, but the stress, like I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to say no, and then you have to
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  Speaker 1: say no to these people.
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  Speaker 2: They need to communicate more.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, your gobble gobble, you're double gobble gobble. I'm sure
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  Speaker 3: made it all the way to Heaven.
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  Speaker 2: I hope, so because that's why I do what I
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  Speaker 2: do to go to heaven. You had a friends giving yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: How was that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? It was good.
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  Speaker 4: It was actually the complete opposite of like stressful Thanksgiving vibes.
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  Speaker 4: So the original plan was that we were all gonna
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  Speaker 4: like cook and we were all going to do a
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  Speaker 4: different little dish whatever, and with our booked and busy schedules, like,
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  Speaker 4: it was just almost impossible. So we decided to do
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  Speaker 4: friends giving. But we did it at like a restaurant,
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  Speaker 4: and I highly recommend because time is money, people. Our
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  Speaker 4: check was probably just as much as what it would
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  Speaker 4: be for us to buy the ingredients for everyone and
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  Speaker 4: then all of the time that it would take us
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  Speaker 4: to cook.
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  Speaker 5: Highly recommend. We went to Cooper's Hawk and it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, fantastic. That place is stellar.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got a couple of bottles of wine. We
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  Speaker 5: all had good food.
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  Speaker 4: It was really nice though, Like before food came out,
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  Speaker 4: there was a It was a group of nine of us,
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  Speaker 4: so it was four couples and then my one single
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  Speaker 4: friend and we all went around the table talked about
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  Speaker 4: like what we were thankful for, and it was just
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  Speaker 4: like such a special time and we've never done that before.
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  Speaker 5: So I think we started a new tradition and.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: So nine people, how much did it costed? Who paid?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? We all we did, couple like, so our tap
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  Speaker 4: was one fifteen before tip for you.
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  Speaker 2: But what about the single person? Did you guys have
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  Speaker 2: to break down?
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  Speaker 5: Ask her?
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  Speaker 2: So she had to pay one to fifteen and also no,
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  Speaker 2: we like.
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  Speaker 4: They had their own ta We didn't do.
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  Speaker 5: It in like in total, No, we did it.
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  Speaker 3: That's smart too, by couple, that's smart too, because if
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  Speaker 3: you do the drinks with that many people, that could
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  Speaker 3: get pretty price exactly because.
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  Speaker 1: If you're doing it at your house, everyone would make
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  Speaker 1: it together and everyone bring their own ingredients or whatever, and that's.
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  Speaker 2: How you do it.
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  Speaker 4: You know, we would like you would cook at your
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  Speaker 4: own house and then bring it to wherever we were hosting.
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  Speaker 5: But it was so it was seriously.
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  Speaker 3: Such a good Thanksgiving food there? Or did you just
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  Speaker 3: do whatever?
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  Speaker 5: They have a special Thanksgiving menu but I got speedy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you don't want Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 5: I really yeah, I.
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  Speaker 4: Don't really care for it, but highly recommend skip the cooking.
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  Speaker 3: Go to a restaurant like Thanksgiving that's strong.
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  Speaker 1: But I keep I keep thinking about wicked, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because I saw it the other day. In fact, I
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  Speaker 1: went and I was on the treadmill working out yesterday
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  Speaker 1: and I listened to Define Gravity. Then I go to
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  Speaker 1: Apple Music and I look for different version because the
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  Speaker 1: talking throws me off right, So I could have. Didn't
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  Speaker 1: Demi Levado do Defining Gravity?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I know the other like big Defying Gravity cover is
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  Speaker 4: from Glee.
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  Speaker 5: You should listen to it.
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  Speaker 2: I found that one.
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  Speaker 1: There's even a Keith Urban one, really really Keith Urban
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  Speaker 1: does Jimmy Buffett does Defying Gravity.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't hear the versions I just saw, but I
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  Speaker 1: was looking for the Demi Levado one. I swore I
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  Speaker 1: was listening to it a couple of days ago.
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  Speaker 2: Probably a really good Diana Menzel one.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've heard that one too. I download that and
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  Speaker 1: that was great. So you Demi didn't do it. We
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  Speaker 1: never played a Demi Levado Defining Ground that I never
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  Speaker 1: talked about it.
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  Speaker 5: I know she did let it go, but I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if she did defy that where she
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  Speaker 1: did the value. But anyway, I couldn't find it, So
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  Speaker 1: maybe I just.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe that's where you're getting mixed up, because Adida Menzel
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  Speaker 4: did Let It Go, and Demi Levado did that cover,
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  Speaker 4: and Adiina Menzel is the o g Alpaba.
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  Speaker 3: Demi Levado saying define gravity at her thirty third birthday
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  Speaker 3: party in a curioses what it was?
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  Speaker 2: We fight that on the air? Okay, see I'm not crazy,
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  Speaker 2: but not about that Vado sing that song.
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  Speaker 1: There are two Wizard of Oz horror movies on the way,
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  Speaker 1: which I thought Wizard of Oz was a horror movie,
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  Speaker 1: it kind is. The first was called Gail Yellow Brick Road.
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  Speaker 1: It hits theaters February eleventh, and this one, Dorothy is
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  Speaker 1: an old lady and her granddaughtersvered the Secret of Oz,
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  Speaker 1: which has become a terrifying playground for malevolent forces beyond
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  Speaker 1: her imagination. There's a trailer already on YouTube. The second
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  Speaker 1: one is called Dorothy The Haunting of Oz.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, do you think they'll like remake the original?
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  Speaker 1: It follows a group of college basketball players on Halloween
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  Speaker 1: night who are attacked by terrifying versions of Dorothy company,
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  Speaker 1: as well as serial killer clowns.
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  Speaker 3: What don't like it. What that seems It seems like
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  Speaker 3: the Sharknado horror version.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they're capitalizing on the wicked stuff man,