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Dad Jokes · Second Date Update

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Speaker 1: Ah, it's time to make a love match. It's that
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Speaker 1: time of season. It is cuffing season. Let's help him out.
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Speaker 1: Dylan is on the line. Dylan and Meriden went on
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Speaker 1: a first date getting ghosted.
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Speaker 2: Good morning, Dylan.
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Speaker 3: Morning.
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Speaker 2: So, tell us about this great first date.
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Speaker 3: Uh, well, yeah. She's beautiful, first of all. And, um,
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Speaker 3: I'm still just like, can't believe how much fun I had.
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Speaker 3: We went out, you know, we met on dating app. And, uh,
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Speaker 3: you know, I took out to dinner and, um, We
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Speaker 3: went to this corn maze nearby. It was a good time.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And I don't know. Conversation was really great. I didn't
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Speaker 3: feel like there was any breaks in the conversation.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 3: I just felt like there was a real connection there.
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Speaker 2: All right. So you went to, that's like a nice
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Speaker 2: fall date. Was it romantic? You're at a corn maze.
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Speaker 3: I thought it was really romantic.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 3: I can't, you know, it's one of those things where
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Speaker 3: obviously something happened. And I keep looking back, though, and
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Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know. I can't think of anything.
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Speaker 2: All right, so you did the corn maze, you did dinner.
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Speaker 1: Did she have the proper footwear for said corn maze?
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Speaker 2: Oh, gee. Was that, like, sprung on her? Because I
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Speaker 2: know sometimes ladies get a little difficult.
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Speaker 3: That's a good question. It was sprung on her. But
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Speaker 3: she was wearing good footwear for this, so. Okay. All right. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: that wasn't the issue at all. Definitely not.
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Speaker 2: Did you drink too much at dinner?
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Speaker 3: Another good question. And I would say no. I went
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Speaker 3: down the whole list.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: The fact that you've been racking your brain and you
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Speaker 1: can't even come up with one thing.
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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I think we just need to call her and ask her.
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Speaker 2: Just be upfront and ask her.
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Speaker 3: Exactly.
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Speaker 2: Are you ready to find out?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Let's just get right to it. I want to find
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Speaker 3: out what it is.
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Speaker 2: Sounds like a nice guy. I think I know the problem.
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Speaker 2: What's the problem? I think he talks a lot. Like
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Speaker 2: you were trying to talk and he kept cutting you
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Speaker 2: off and he's mansplaining. That's the worst. I hope that's
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Speaker 2: not it. Hello? Hi, is Victoria there?
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Speaker 4: This is she. May I ask who's calling?
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Speaker 2: Yep, this is Courtney. Hey, Victoria, it's Walmart Jeff. Hey, Victoria,
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Speaker 2: it's Savannah. I'm here too. We're calling from Kiss 95.7.
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Speaker 2: You're on the radio.
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Speaker 4: Stop it.
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Speaker 2: What's up? Good morning. Well, listen, Victoria, the reason we're calling.
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Speaker 1: You, obviously, you listen to the show, so you probably
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Speaker 1: are very aware.
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Speaker 2: Of a second date update. You are on second date update. Okay,
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Speaker 2: so apparently, you know what we do on Second Date Update?
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Speaker 2: You get ghosted, call us, we get answers. You're doing
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Speaker 2: the ghosting.
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Speaker 1: You went on a date with a guy named Dylan.
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Speaker 1: He has called us, Victoria. He said the date was great.
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Speaker 1: You went to a corn maze and out to dinner.
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Speaker 1: And he, for the life of him.
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Speaker 2: Can't figure out why you're not responding to his messages.
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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, if there's a time of year to ghost,
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Speaker 4: it's now, right?
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Correct.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if that was supposed to be a joke,
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Speaker 2: but that was pretty funny. No, I like it. I
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Speaker 2: love it.
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Speaker 4: Well, it was better than the jokes I had to
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Speaker 4: listen to during the entire date. The date was not good,
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Speaker 4: you guys. Like, he's a nice person, but definitely.
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Speaker 2: Not my type. Okay, because....
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Speaker 4: Where do I start? We did a corn maze and
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Speaker 4: the guy left me in the corn maze.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 4: Left me in, yes, it could have been a romantic
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Speaker 4: notebook moment, you know, all cozy and like chilly out
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Speaker 4: and romantical and killing me in the corn maze.
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Speaker 2: So he leaves you in the corn maze. So you go,
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Speaker 2: so then you go to dinner.
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Speaker 4: And the whole time, all he did, you guys, was
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Speaker 4: tell like really bad dad jokes.
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Speaker 2: Okay, was he nervous? Like, maybe he was nervous.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but he also, like, never asked me a single
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Speaker 4: thing about myself. So even if you're nervous, you can
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Speaker 4: always say, tell me about yourself. What do you like
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Speaker 4: to do for fun? Did you grow up here in Connecticut?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of mansplaining.
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Speaker 4: Like, he could have asked me anything, and all he
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Speaker 4: did was tell really cheesy jokes.
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Speaker 2: It just felt like.
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Speaker 4: He's an aspiring comedian that's clearly never going to make
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Speaker 4: it because they were really bad jokes. But it was like,
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Speaker 4: he needed all the attention. He needed to be like
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Speaker 4: a prankster. Yeah, Victoria, did he make any like that
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Speaker 4: corn maze was real corny kind of jokes? Oh my God,
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Speaker 4: you're going to make me throw up.
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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry.
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Speaker 3: I apologize.
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Speaker 2: Can I just jump in?
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Speaker 1: I want to bring, he's been listening, but Savannah had
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Speaker 1: mentioned maybe Dylan talked too much and it sounds like
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Speaker 1: he might have talked too much about himself.
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Speaker 2: Dylan, are you there?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm here. God, I feel so bad. I thought
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Speaker 3: it was funny, the corn maze. I wasn't trying to
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Speaker 3: make you uncomfortable. You, yeah. It was funny. You literally
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Speaker 3: left me there. Yeah, that was a good time. It
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Speaker 3: was funny.
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Speaker 4: No, it's not funny. That's like somebody, like, dumping out
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Speaker 4: a bag of spiders on your bed and being like,
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Speaker 4: ha ha, it's.
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Speaker 2: Funny, ha ha.
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Speaker 4: No, it was not funny. It was not funny. It
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Speaker 4: was really scary, actually.
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Speaker 3: Spiders are funny.
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Speaker 2: Hey, Dylan, I consider myself a funny person.
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Speaker 1: Do you have any of these jokes that you are
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Speaker 1: rattling off at dinner?
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Speaker 3: All right, all right. Did you hear about the leaf
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Speaker 3: whose bank closed? It had to find another branch.
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Speaker 2: Okay. All right, let's just try another one.
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Speaker 3: Why are dads so good at fall puns?
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Speaker 2: I don't know why.
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Speaker 3: Because they're so corny.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Let's just do one more. One more.
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Speaker 2: He's warming up. He's warming up. Now he's really nervous.
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Speaker 2: He's on the radio. He's warming up. This is going
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Speaker 2: to be the one. Go ahead, Dylan.
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Speaker 4: Here we go.
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Speaker 3: Okay, okay. Why did the tiny pepper wear a sweater? Why?
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Speaker 3: Because it was a little chilly.
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Speaker 2: I mean, that one's cute.
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Speaker 3: Okay. All right.
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Speaker 2: So Dylan was the problem. So Dylan. Thank you.
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Speaker 1: I usually offer to pay for another date. And I
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Speaker 1: know you've apologized, Dylan. I know you feel bad about it.
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Speaker 3: I do now. I mean, yeah, we don't have to
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Speaker 3: go to corn maze.
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Speaker 2: Do you want to go on another date and I'll
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Speaker 2: pay for it, guys?
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Speaker 4: I'll go on another date without him.
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Speaker 2: Oh, without him.
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Speaker 4: You like that joke, Dylan?
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 3: That wasn't really funny.
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Speaker 4: It was funny to me. Okay, you guys.
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Speaker 2: Listen, I'm glad, Dylan, you got the answers.
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Speaker 1: Victoria, I mean, you know, I wish you guys both
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Speaker 1: the best. Thank you for being so honest with us.
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Speaker 4: Well, thanks for having me and love you guys.