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Chocolate Chip Cookie Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.4.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Ah, there was a woman. She's booted
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  from an Alaska Airlines flight after trying to
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  give a, like, be a preacher. And she's an evangelist.
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  Yeah, you know, she probably... has a sketchy
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  past. Here's the video. Hello, everybody. Good
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  morning. I know we're all waiting. It's kind
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  of frustrating, right? Just wait. But I want
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  to tell you... Okay, let me repeat a picture.
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  She's on an Alaska Airlines, and she's filming
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  herself with a selfie stick, and she's in the
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  middle of the aisle, and this goes on for another
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  minute. That God's timing is perfect, and God
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  knows everything. God wants you to shut up! And
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  maybe he's sparing us from God's not real! danger
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  today. So I want you to rest and know that Jesus
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  Christ loves you so much. He's not real, honey!
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  That he died on the cross for your sins. He rose
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  What a dumb run. again in three days. He's alive
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  and he's the one true God. It's fiction! But
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  the wages of arson is death. Hell forever. And
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  this plane's going down as a part of our sin.
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  Apart from Jesus, we won't make it to heaven.
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  But he loves you so much. And what's unfortunate
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  is she's so freaking hot. You know, you could
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  do so much better in life, honey. But no. You're
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  just making women look bad. Make him Lord. Repent
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  of your sins. He is coming back very soon. I
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  cannot specify how hot the woman is, by the way.
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  I pray protection over this flight. Shut up.
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  God, you know she's annoying during armaments.
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  Never shut up. In the name of Jesus. Amen. Amen.
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  Bless you guys. No one's even saying amen. Not.
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  Can you tell me what's going on? You can't just
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  tell me to get my stuff and then not tell me
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  what's going on. Okay, so you're pulling your
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  stuff, it's pulling. Alright, so she gets kicked
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  off the plane. I don't know why it's so funny
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  to me. You're still not telling me. God, is she
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  an annoying broad. Shut up! You'd be so better
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  at porn. You're still not telling me what's going
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  on. I don't feel safe. Oh my gosh. I didn't know
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  the message of Jesus Christ was unsafe. It's
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  not God, it's you. You dumb broad. Of course
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  I was at Orlando's airport. I don't know why
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  it's so funny to me. This is so insufferable.
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  I'm attracted to crazy girls too. Okay. I'm crying.
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  That was so funny to me. She's stupid. She thinks
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  she's smarter than... She got this condescending...
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  Are you saying when I'm randomly making people
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  uncomfortable in the aisle of an airplane that
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  they don't want me here? I bet she doesn't talk
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  to her family or whatever. But nothing in Florida
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  is worse than Duke Energy. We are less than an
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  hour away now from the midnight expiration for
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  St. Pete's 30 -year franchise agreement with
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  Duke Energy. No, not Duke! Screw you! Oh, but
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  how about the community? That's what you're supposed
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  to do as the only energy company after the worst
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  hurricane in a century. You ask why? Watching
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  10 Tampa Bay News at 11, I'm Dave Wagner. Duke
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  Energy says there is no reason for alarm. The
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  lights won't shut off at midnight, but some St.
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  Pete leaders want both sides to come together.
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  I don't want them to shut off. Just go away!
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  The politicians last year were like, well, we're
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  going to spend the next year coming up with an
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  idea for a replacement. And then the time frickin'
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  flies! Another changes! Like usual with the politicians!
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  Together. Quickly, send your lazy -ass wife.
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  Tampa Bay News reporter Chris Rivers is live
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  in St. Pete tonight. And Chris, they tell you
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  the debate is over. Yeah, that's right. It's
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  all about this idea that maybe St. Pete should
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  take over the electric grid. Of course they should!
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  Because Duke Energy is an evil corporation! From
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  Duke Energy. Now, they say, though, this six
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  -figure study is a waste of money. What? What's
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  the problem? What's the problem? What's more
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  a waste of money? A study that could change things?
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  Or paying the fucking Duke bill every fucking
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  month? RJs! Well, now we don't have the money
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  and then the program has to go. Yay! Good job,
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  politicians! You stupid morons! As St. Pete City
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  Council tries... Ken Welch came by the radio
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  station last week. I was very polite to him,
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  but I wanted to say, Get rid of Duke! to figure
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  out a budget gap in the millions. I question
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  whether spending almost $600 ,000 on this study
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  makes sense right now. Downtown Partnership CEO
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  Jason Mathis thinks a recently approved study
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  on ditching Duke Energy for municipal power will
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  ultimately be a waste. You know what, dude? Fuck
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  you! You know why? Because you're in bed with
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  Duke! You're whipped by them! You're a bitch!
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  You know you are. Any of the politicians that
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  can afford the high bills and it doesn't affect,
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  screw you. Sick of it. We're just not gonna,
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  what? You gotta invest in things. You invest
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  in your success, you asswipe. But you're all
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  whipped. Oh, you're whipped. As you've been whipped
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  by Duke. You morons. Burn it up. Even though
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  hell's not real. You know what hell is? Hell
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  is real life of paying your Duke bill every month.
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  Oh yeah! It is Tuesday. We are recording on August
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  4th, 2026. And we're doing a good job. I like
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  to think so. Mm -hmm. It is Taco Tuesday. Oh,
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  jeez. Mm -hmm. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Mm -hmm.
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  If you are a nepo baby, you will probably hate
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  it, but still listen to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy. This is the Joe Show. All kids out of
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  the pool for adult swim. All kids out. Attention,
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  FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins now. Loud,
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  rude, aggressive. Those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
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  You ready? One, two, three, go. Welcome to...
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  We'll be right back. The semen was so big. And
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  now, something completely different. Hoppy Hour
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  starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This
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  is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. It's time for Hoppy's
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  Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh
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  yeah! I pissed over a religious person! When
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  do I not? I did that video, which was played
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  in the beginning of the Best of Hoppy Hour, where
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  I talked about Whitney Lynn, that hot piece of
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  ass that believes in God. And she was preaching
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  on the plane. And I actually have clips later
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  of her bothering people in the past. So she's
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  making actual religious people look bad by being
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  a brat. Someone comments on my video and says,
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  Totally don't want you coming across my feed
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  anymore. I'm a proud Christian and I don't appreciate
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  this. So take your channel and go away from mine.
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  Um, I'm on your algorithm. And by commenting
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  on my video, you dumb fuck. I'm just going to
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  be there. Another message. Hi, I'm a podcast
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  promotion expert. I help podcasts grow on such
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  platforms as Apple Podcasts and Spotify. I think
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  I've heard of them. By increasing real listeners,
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  downloads, 70, followers, and engagement. If
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  you want to boost your channel and reach a wider
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  audience, I'd love to help you grow it. And there
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  is this weird scheme that goes on online. It's
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  very strange, very weird. You know what that
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  is? It's all these people that live over there
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  in Dubai. Their name will be like M .D. Katan
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  Patel. And they all have this generic message
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  like the one I just read. Makes you wonder. If
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  they're like doing like this world plan, like
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  they're all like in an office. Like, you know,
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  when you apply, like one time I tried to do a
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  sales job by working at a frontier internet and
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  you have like a basic script. I don't know if
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  there's just some headquarters of scam artists
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  in Dubai that want to promote podcast. But you're
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  all losers. That's one thing for sure. Call the
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  show. 856. You're tweeting me. All right. I'll
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  be right here. Let's see what today's national
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  day is. I think it was a day. Oh, yeah. National
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  chocolate chip cookie day. National night out
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  day. So have a night out with a hot ass woman
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  you love. I need chocolate chip cookie. All right,
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  I don't even know where this show's going. Like
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  I say every day, it's like that very obscure
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  song by Youngberg. Where do we go from here?
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  Which I think is a sample of something else.
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  Mm -hmm. Today on TMZ. Our guy Charlie in D .C.
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  had eight seconds to ask Senator John Ossoff
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  a question. They're all freaking losers. He chose
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  wisely with three initials. B. B -D -E. Oh, yeah!
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  You've been saying that you've got B -D -E. You
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  know B -D -E? Yeah, the little guy in the...
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  Yeah! I got a pound down in my intestines! As
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  a Jewish man, this must make you very proud.
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  Totally. First Jewish American to be accused...
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  Wait, is he Jewish? Oh, yeah. Partly Jewish.
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  Oh, yeah, you said, yeah. What part's Jewish?
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  You're stupid! Chris Hemsworth, he went on a
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  vacation with his family to Costa Rica. Oh yeah,
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  I love a good vacation to Costa Rica. And he
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  posted a long video. There's this part where
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  he's in like a puddle jumper, a small, small
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  plane. And he shows out. God, he looks like a
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  hunk. And that's coming from a hetero. The window
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  and there's dark clouds and it's clearly bad.
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  And then a lightning strikes right by the plane.
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  Lightning strikes. Isn't that like a song from
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  the 60s? I remember one time my dad was waking
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  me up at like 6 a .m. for school in like 06.
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  And 94 .7 Classic Age Channel with Scott Channing
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  was playing Lightning Strikes Again. It's unfortunate
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  when my good memories of my father include a
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  song that goes Lightning Strikes Again. Happy
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  Hour. Happy Hour. Ryan Hoppy Radio dot com. The
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  hour will be right back. You probably had Taco
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  Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
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  I smell is poop. Me too. We also need to be affectionate.
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  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
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  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
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  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. To see.
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  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
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  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
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  so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.
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  Hoppy Hour will be right back. I'm trying to
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  milk the game as if the game was a cow I had
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  an Eddie Vile expedition seven years ago My grandma
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  used to tell me that she swore I'd be in every
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  throat I used to wear braids like Jason's lyric
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  quote Spent the bundle on the clock because I'm
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  spiritual And I could never measure physical,
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  I stay high High as the voice of A -Town And
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  make mine a straight with no J's, hold the ice
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  I got enough, uh Anyway, they hyperventilate.
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  I got them running after me like I'm about to
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  win the race. Cause I'm a beast. I'm a dog. Bitch,
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  I'm a beast. Oh, I'm a dog. Yeah, you know that.
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  I'm a beast. I'm a dog. I'm a beast. Oh, I'm
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  a dog. You know that. Never entertain the suckers
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  with the hate and business. I'm only got plenty.
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  Place fire, the door close to the boot, I feel
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  like a page liner Yeah, let me loose, now let
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  me get em Cause I ain't going back and forth
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  like badminton No, I will never drop the ball
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  like badminton And I ain't been conceited, I'm
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  just admitting I'm so cocky, got hair in rhythm
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  I got this bitch on lock like San Quentin I'm
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  tough daddy, what's poppin' gangsta? I'm trying
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  to keep my pocket Bitch, I'm a beast Oh, I'm
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  a dog, yeah, you know that I'm a beast I'm a
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  dog, I'm a beast Oh, I'm a dog, you know that
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  I'm a beast I'm a dog, bitch, I'm a beast Oh,
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  I'm a dog, yeah, you know that I'm a beast I'm
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  a dog, bitch, I'm a beast Oh, I'm a dog, yeah,
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  you know that Okay, now I'ma go off on them At
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  first I was going soft on them But now it's time
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  to go hard Bustin', bangin', boom, go And I've
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  always thought I was fly like I had a pigeon
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  on my back And I got these signals on my back,
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  vision on my back So don't be running up on me,
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  I got precision with that gap I don't rest at
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  that town, all I got to do is tap Then I hit
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  my target like a fucking dart match My address
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  is cloud nine, you can use your fine We be on
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  the grind, I'm bout my Frankenstein You know
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  me, yeah, from my Lincoln's to my Franklin See,
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  I made that money, it's rich, it could nick like
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  an inkling I'm a beast We got 36 days until the
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  NFL returns to our hearts. But the summer's flying
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  by. No, no, not the summer. Oh, man. But we're
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  going to have so much time. Let's be honest here
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  real quick. I don't know why I just said it like
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  that. Once the NFL begins... Then it's Halloween.
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  And then it's Thanksgiving. And the Thanksgiving
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  Day Game. And the day where you try to not take
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  a dump in your friend's bathroom at their Thanksgiving
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  party. And then there's the Christmas games.
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  And then the whole new year. So I appreciate
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  the moment. Even though you're glad the NFL's
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  back. Uh -huh. how we know that the NFL is back.
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  That douchebag! Now that Aaron Rodgers is talking
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  again. That's how you know. And here he is going
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  scorched earth on Anthony Fauci. Listen, I don't
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  like Anthony Fauci. I think he's a dumb boomer.
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  But I don't like Aaron Rodgers either, so I'm
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  at a crossroads. And you can meet me there. Having
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  a time, because your name was slandered. You
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  were called a murderer. You were called a...
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  Oh, thanks for making it political, Pat McAfee.
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  Kisses! And I like your show, but Jesus Christ.
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  A lot of things... I was endangering my teammates
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  and this and that. Now look what happened. They
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  suppressed early treatments. Oh, yeah. Such a
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  delight! Maybe in 2022! They lied about where
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  it came from. Tony Fauci's right. Oh, dead conference.
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  What if I gave him Aaron Rodgers? What if Aaron
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  Rodgers is the one who started COVID? And in
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  his journal about, I don't want to create any
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  vaccine hesitancy if I tell him what. You know,
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  Aaron Rodgers is insufferable at parties. Everyone's
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  like, shut up, you're annoying. The actual stats
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  are. You're a douche and you're totally not in
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  the closet. Not at all. How many papers have
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  been written? How many McCulloughs and Malones
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  and all? What a miserable soul. I know you just
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  reconnected with this gentleman, but shut your
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  ass! All the great doctors out there who actually
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  did the treatment. You don't even know what you're
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  saying because you're shoving it up your ass
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  and just saying much of nothing. On the front
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  end and repurposing. Oh yeah, you like it from
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  the back end. These drugs that are the safest.
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  Oh, whatever, dude. I'm such a miserable douche.
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  Shut up! And nine. Uh. NFL receiver. Retires
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  two years after getting drafted. New Orleans
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  Saints Jalen Polk. Retired at 24. Even he's like,
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  I don't want to play for the Saints. Not my vibe.
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  Here is LaShawn McCoy defending Tony Romo. To
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  that douche bag. Notice Emmanuel Acho on his
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  terrible speakeasy podcast. You can just be like,
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  hey, bro. let me get half the rest of my contract.
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  Let me get half the rest of my contract. And
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  if you're CBS, bro, it's like, Hey, rather than
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  us playing this out legally, we'll give you,
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  if we still owe you a hundred, take 50. Don't
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  sue us. You just walk away and let's move forward.
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  Why would you walk away and make the, he's so
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  good. Plus, it's fun to play the game. Mm -hmm.
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  How many times is Tony Romo going to say the
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  word Jim? Actually think shady, actually think...
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  That's Emmanuel Acho talking, and LeSean McCoy
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  defends him later on in the clip, but I really
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  can't stand Emmanuel Acho. Like, I really just
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  want to bitch on him. Shut up! Although it is
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  pretty cool you got to have sex with him. Joy,
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  too. Mm -hmm. All right. One of my proudest moments
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  looking back on it. I worked in Cleveland radio.
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  You know what I did? I made a post that said,
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  if a Johnny Menzel cannot handle the Cleveland
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  media, how are you going to handle the NFL? This
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  isn't a TMZ land, bro. And you're over here.
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  Really, man? And talked about it on it. And there's
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  this thing that I hate to admit. Hoppy's always
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  right. About 45 % of the time. But yes, I was
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  right. That douchebag fizzled out. He said he
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  wore a fake mustache and a wig to gamble in the
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  fans. There's your allegedly, allegedly blotted
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  in Las Vegas wearing a blonde wig, a fake mustache,
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  sunglasses, and a hoodie checking into the Cosmopolitan
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  under the alias Billy. Hey, I'm Logan Paul, stupid.
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  Used a fake name at the hotel tab and was seen
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  gambling and drinking while listed as in construction
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  protocol. Is that inaccurate? Statement. Some
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  of it is. It's Johnny Manzone, drunken loser.
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  Hair needs a really likable bar. It's like he
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  buys out the bar. Clavicular made up with the
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  founder of the popular looks maxing website or
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  met up with the guy that makes the website looksmax
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  .org. And he just looks like someone that would
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  do it. A loser. Looks maxing. Who cares what
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  you look like? You're going to die. Jesus Christ.
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  How would you care what you look like? Hey, guy.
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  What's going on with Nicki Minaj? Nicki Minaj
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  has a new way of making money by charging fans
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  to see her exclusive content on X. Yeah, so Nicki
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  Minaj wants us to pay for her acts. Over the
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  weekend, Nicki announced a new subscription on
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  X that costs $10 a month. Nicki told fans to
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  pay just for people that want to have fun, think
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  deeper, grow, learn, laugh. Yeah, so now I think
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  I'm funny. I think of your career after 2015.
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  Even though you had that banger in the club and
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  on his barbie girl. All the girls were getting
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  down to barbie girl. UFC fighter. Oh, and that's
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  a man who's always dead. Christina Applegate
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  discharged from the hospital. Leto! Posed on
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  the beach looking like a hot piece of ass. Sydney
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  Starr is a pedophile. Molly Shannon. made up
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  that she was called ugly, according to the dog
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  care owner. Yeah! Molly chatted, she's like a
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  daddy, daddy, bruh! And over there at Pokemon,
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  they were sued over hidden bathroom cameras.
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  And Matt Rife has a new girlfriend. Mario Lopez
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  did an AI video of his niece eating a hot dog
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  very suggestively with mustard on her face. It
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  was very strange. Yeah, I'm going at age 54 looking
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  hot at the beach. This hot drug lord influencer,
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  this Mexican hot ass woman got murdered. That
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  sucks. And Courtney Love asked for all the inside
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  files on Kurt's death. That's totally not sketchy.
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  Always remember. Not everyone has a family that
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  checks in. Yeah, I'm pretty lucky to have a good
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  family. Now, do they approve of my life? Not
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  at all. They still love me. Not everyone has
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  parents who listen or siblings who care. Yeah,
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  it sucks. I don't have any siblings. I think
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  that's one of the things that really holds me
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  back in life. Some people learn to wipe their
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  own tears. I thought you were going to say wipe
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  their own tears. Wait, wait, wait. Care. Some
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  people learn to wipe their own. I thought you
• 27:49
  were going to say wipe her own ass. Own tears.
• 27:53
  Yeah, you got to wipe them. Here is Kendra Wilkinson.
• 27:57
  I'm going to the Playboy Mansion at 18. Oh, my
• 27:59
  God. I swear to heaven. Are having their midlife
• 28:05
  crisis and regret. They regret. No one was forcing
• 28:11
  you to go to the Playboy Mansion. Maybe I'm wrong.
• 28:16
  Maybe a gun was put to your head. But I don't
• 28:20
  think you were being forced to go. I think you
• 28:23
  were willingly going. Not because you had possibly
• 28:26
  been groomed, yes. Wait, no, victims! I was 18,
• 28:30
  I took that one -way ticket, never looked back,
• 28:33
  and it was the best decision of my life. At least
• 28:35
  she embraces it. You got like Holly Madison.
• 28:39
  Shut the fuck up. Hugh Hefner calls one day and
• 28:42
  was like, hi. She's a loyal girl. This is Hugh
• 28:46
  Hefner. Would you like to move into the Playboy
• 28:48
  Mansion and be one of my girlfriends? Oh, yeah.
• 28:50
  You just graduated high school. I was like, wait,
• 28:54
  what? How did he find you? While I was living
• 28:56
  with this boy in San Diego, I did. Oh, yeah.
• 29:00
  I bet you were living with him all night. Photo
• 29:04
  shoot. And this photographer sent my photo in
• 29:07
  to the Playboy Mansion and to the Playboy. All
• 29:12
  right. She seems damaged. It's just funny. When
• 29:18
  he was alive, they didn't say any of this. But
• 29:20
  once he dies, all the broads come out talking.
• 29:24
  It's funny how that works. Of course, you guys
• 29:27
  got nothing else. You're stupid. Tiana Trump
• 29:31
  speaks on the environment she grew up in. Ah,
• 29:34
  she's a good poster. Okay, I want to ask a question.
• 29:37
  I know this is the most annoying question in
• 29:38
  the world. I know that you probably hate being
• 29:40
  asked this question, but everybody's going to
• 29:41
  want to know. What was your upbringing like?
• 29:45
  Well, I mean, there's that whole cliche thing
• 29:47
  that because you're in porn, you had a bad upbringing,
• 29:50
  which is usually true. As far as your parents.
• 29:55
  My dad was super, super sexual. I remember like,
• 29:57
  oh yeah. I used to have like sleepovers and you
• 30:00
  would hear him fucking. Oh, that describes how
• 30:03
  loud you are. In the other room. Fucking your
• 30:09
  mom. No, fucking his, he, my, they never dated.
• 30:12
  It was like two one night stands. Oh yeah, it
• 30:14
  really describes Tiana Chubb. Oh, fucking some
• 30:17
  random girl. Yes. All I know is there was one
• 30:20
  time my dad, one of my moms, and about 25 minutes
• 30:24
  later. To really have. And now I'd be like, sorry
• 30:32
  guys. You know, like my dad, it would be so fucking
• 30:35
  embarrassing. My brothers, even they, I wonder
• 30:37
  if I'd be a fan. They got plowed by a fan. I
• 30:40
  used to watch my dad have sex through his keyhole.
• 30:43
  Oh wow. Okay. So I love how Adam 22 starts off
• 30:46
  with, Oh, what a general. Born starts having
• 30:49
  bad childhoods. And then proceeds to tell us
• 30:52
  about a bad childhood. She's loud like her father.
• 30:58
  She makes some good videos. One of the greatest
• 31:00
  luxuries in life is being married to the handy
• 31:03
  guy. Yeah, that is something I can't provide.
• 31:08
  And if you're a girl from a dating, I'm sorry,
• 31:10
  you ain't going to get anything from the toolbox.
• 31:14
  Oh, yeah. But I'll use my tool. Not yacht or
• 31:19
  private jet rich. I'm talking about a level of
• 31:22
  wealth that is way more realistic. The dryer
• 31:26
  starts making a weird noise and your husband
• 31:28
  goes, let me take a look at it. That is wealth.
• 31:34
  Because you know what I do when something breaks.
• 31:36
  I immediately start calculating how much money
• 31:38
  it's going to cost to fix it. Or if you live
• 31:40
  in an apartment, you got the repairman. Although
• 31:44
  I always feel like a freaking loser. Not really.
• 31:48
  But what I have to repair it over and they're
• 31:50
  like, oh, you need to have your sink unclogged
• 31:53
  or something. And then they do two things and
• 31:55
  they're like, it's done. Pretty goody gumdrops.
• 31:59
  Makes you feel like, I don't know, I'm overthinking,
• 32:02
  but you know as a man, you want to be manly.
• 32:06
  And then all of a sudden you're getting help.
• 32:10
  But I do pay $1 ,500 a month for the apartment,
• 32:12
  so it's the least you can do. Here's a modern
• 32:18
  day woman talking. I have literally built my
• 32:23
  dream life. She's got a nice body. Living my
• 32:27
  dream life. I can't listen to this. Number one,
• 32:31
  I don't care about your life. And number two,
• 32:33
  stop touching the sound part of the video because
• 32:35
  it's making a little sound. Jesus Christ. Alana
• 32:42
  Powell, who makes good porn. Since you got three
• 32:44
  BBLs at her parents right now. Three BBLs. Three
• 32:47
  now? Wow. Yeah. I'd want the next year to fix
• 32:50
  sort of like a few botched areas. I'll be honest.
• 32:53
  I'm not into BBLs. I love an ass that comes from
• 33:01
  eating a lot of fried chicken. Because they're
• 33:04
  squishy. I like one that feels like cement. So
• 33:09
  was the first one not ideal? Like, the first
• 33:11
  one was good. I was happy with it. Oh, yeah,
• 33:14
  it's pretty good. But... Really worried with
• 33:18
  the DP. Was it not big enough? It was big, but,
• 33:21
  like, just my size. Sounds so delightful to have
• 33:27
  a cement ass. Oh, yeah, Neon and DJ Academics
• 33:32
  are perfect for each other. Those cloud -chasing
• 33:35
  morons. Mm -hmm. Yet, I'm the one playing the
• 33:39
  clip here, so I kind of add to the problem. Neon
• 33:42
  couldn't believe DJ Akademiks flew his date economy
• 33:45
  yet. DJ Akademiks is smart. He's saving his money.
• 33:52
  Well, little Neon has to give girls the best
• 33:56
  things ever and not even get laid. Where's the
• 33:58
  craziest place you fucked? Same. It just happened.
• 34:10
  Yo. Just happened? Oh my God. Daphne and Johnny.
• 34:17
  Yo! Wow, that is the most autistic I was in high
• 34:24
  school during COVID thing response ever. Yo!
• 34:30
  That's what they all sound like in public when
• 34:32
  you're around anybody that was born in like 03.
• 34:35
  having a conversation. Hey, how was your day?
• 34:38
  Yeah! They're douchebags! I'm kidding about that
• 34:44
  part, but that really is how you, when you're
• 34:47
  around like a 21, you're all at a bar and they
• 34:49
  don't shut up. Yeah! Oh, you poor kids got such
• 34:56
  a bad hand with COVID. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I
• 34:59
  made you a bunch of sociopaths! Can marriage
• 35:03
  survive without intimacy? That's called being
• 35:05
  a roommate. As a married Christian couple that's
• 35:10
  been married for... Oh, they're Christian! Oh,
• 35:13
  good for you! Of course you are, you're white!
• 35:17
  Two years exactly today, here are our top tips
• 35:20
  when it comes to navigating the early part of
• 35:22
  your sex life. what is to have realistic expectations
• 35:25
  of what it looks like for you guys to be growing
• 35:28
  in intimacy together because when you are just
• 35:30
  getting married you are learning your partner's
• 35:32
  whatever it's so boring you're not sure the missionary
• 35:34
  queen just lays there oh you should be grateful
• 35:38
  to be with me do trans girls get morning wood
• 35:43
  oh yeah i did this morning Do you want me to
• 35:47
  be honest? Yeah. All the time? That's kind of
• 35:51
  interesting. You thought I was going to say kind
• 35:53
  of hot. I don't judge trans because I'm not a
• 35:56
  transphobic person. I don't quite get it. But
• 36:00
  I'm not supposed to get it. Because I don't get
• 36:02
  why I'm in the vagina. Even though it feels so
• 36:04
  good. Ah, here's Jake Paul talking to his ex
• 36:08
  on his stupid podcast. That year, we're not going
• 36:10
  to get married yet because I want to plan the
• 36:12
  wedding. And wedding and... Is that the word?
• 36:14
  Yeah. Whoa, I haven't... Mindfuck. I can't speak
• 36:18
  English. You're stupid. You're stupid. You're
• 36:23
  amazing. That's what the Logan Paul podcast sounds
• 36:28
  like. Neon's podcast is... And Logan Paul is...
• 36:33
  You can speak English. Wow, I feel stupid. I
• 36:39
  was listening to Anthony Cormier and Jim Norton's
• 36:42
  new podcast on Patreon. Very good. Although I
• 36:48
  miss Opie. You need the straight man to run the
• 36:51
  equipment. That was still a good show. And they
• 36:55
  were talking about how they didn't want to have
• 36:57
  comedians on because it's like too, you know,
• 36:59
  having them on through Zoom is so, you know,
• 37:02
  freaking pandemic -y was the word Jim Norton
• 37:05
  said. And that's how I feel about Logan Paul's
• 37:07
  podcast. It's like, God, you're a douche. You're
• 37:10
  a douchey douche. Here is Daphne Joy talking.
• 37:15
  Aw, I love that. Yeah. Well, with academics,
• 37:19
  he... By the way, if I talk slow, it's just my
• 37:22
  way of calming myself down. He really brought
• 37:26
  the records for five seconds. Oh, for sure. I
• 37:31
  mean, this is... And you're stupid. You don't
• 37:32
  have to think about what you're going to say.
• 37:34
  This is a safe space. Don't worry. Thank you.
• 37:36
  Oh, yeah. I'll catch up to your speed for sure.
• 37:40
  Oh, yeah. You know, she got plowed by Adam 22.
• 37:45
  Probably had whack on her. And that other gremlin
• 37:49
  looking dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he was definitely,
• 37:57
  he's a really large voice. And I just find him
• 38:01
  so hilarious. He is fun. As I told him, like
• 38:05
  underneath all the vulgar words and the profanity,
• 38:09
  I definitely could. see a man that was honestly
• 38:12
  attracted to me. You know, you're a happy space.
• 38:16
  Even though you've been passed around like a
• 38:18
  blunt at the high school party. That's the problem.
• 38:24
  Here is Neon saying he was going to marry his
• 38:29
  ex. That cloud chasing religious dumb broad OnlyFans
• 38:33
  girl. Known as Sam Frank. Biggest hoes. They
• 38:41
  go and they do the craziest shit you could think
• 38:44
  of. And then after that, they go and become extremely
• 38:47
  religious. Why do they do that? Because they're
• 38:49
  stupid. And they feel embarrassed about having
• 38:53
  a huge body count. Look at what happened to Britney
• 38:58
  Renner. Oh, she was, you know, getting plowed.
• 39:04
  Mr. Plow. And then all of a sudden she's like,
• 39:07
  oh my God, I don't believe in God. Now I do,
• 39:10
  now I don't, now I do, now I don't. Make up your
• 39:12
  mind. No, no, the Sam Frank, the Britney Renner.
• 39:15
  We know a couple hoes. Oh, yeah. It's called
• 39:19
  a whole redemption arc. I'm telling you. I like
• 39:22
  that. There's a lot of them. Mm -hmm. That need
• 39:28
  redemption. All right, yeah. Fucking a bird.
• 39:31
  All right, now. Yeah. Yeah, just say it as long
• 39:36
  as you want. Mm -hmm. Here is my crush. Oh my
• 39:44
  God. If I had five minutes with her. Being Jamie
• 39:50
  Lynn Sigler talking about MS. I was so afraid
• 39:53
  of ruining somebody's life with what I came with.
• 39:57
  That's so crazy that that was the narrative in
• 40:01
  your head that you felt like you were going to
• 40:02
  ruin someone's life. At what point did you have
• 40:05
  an epiphany that that was maybe something that
• 40:07
  you were telling yourself and not true? It took
• 40:10
  my husband to make me believe that that wasn't
• 40:12
  true. And what did you think you would ruin about
• 40:14
  their life? With uncertainty, with just the instability
• 40:19
  that it brings in all the ways, physically, emotionally.
• 40:25
  I mean, this takes me on a ride. It does. Like
• 40:28
  even to this day, I've lived with this for 25
• 40:30
  years and I still have moments where it takes
• 40:32
  my breath away of how sad I am and how devastated
• 40:35
  I am to have it. There's other moments where
• 40:38
  I celebrate my strength and I feel really proud
• 40:41
  of how I'm navigating my life. But to ask somebody
• 40:45
  to come along on that with you felt unfair to
• 40:51
  me. Oh, geez. I was going to make a joke about,
• 40:57
  come on, Eileen. But then Mike wouldn't turn
• 41:00
  on. That's my karma. People were making a big
• 41:04
  deal that. Lil Dirk's judge is gay. Wow. Not
• 41:11
  that he murdered people. Lewis Hamilton said
• 41:14
  when that GTA comes out, you won't hear from
• 41:17
  him for a few days. I'm wondering if Kim Kardashian's
• 41:20
  going to approve of that. Here is Adrian Bruner
• 41:26
  talking about how him and Dean the Great are
• 41:29
  not really getting along. They have been so good
• 41:32
  to us. And, you know... You know, they always
• 41:35
  come through, man. We fuck with them heavy. Oh,
• 41:36
  yeah. It's definitely day 24. Got it. And you're
• 41:41
  fat. You're fat. Things can seem like they going
• 41:45
  sour or going south, but, you know, this is not
• 41:49
  easy, bro. You know, we're filming 24 hours a
• 41:51
  day. Yeah, and, you know, raping girls, it's
• 41:54
  not really good. Mm -hmm. And, um... He even
• 42:01
  has, like, a wishy -washy voice. Like, shut up.
• 42:04
  They say, man, sometimes brothers gonna fight,
• 42:06
  but... And brothers. Especially when they're
• 42:09
  Gen Z brats. Adoshes! 856 -49 -Hoppy. Here he
• 42:19
  is throwing some shots over at Dean the Great.
• 42:22
  Not Dean the Great! At Dean the Great. Chat.
• 42:31
  There he is eating food like a fat ass. Ain't
• 42:34
  gonna lie. This food is good as fuck. Know why
• 42:43
  I'm talking with my chat? Got it. It's all real
• 42:48
  motherfuckers in here. Oh yeah. We don't do the
• 42:52
  bots and shit. That is really... I don't need
• 43:00
  no bottom. Thanks, though. Thanks for the 500
• 43:08
  kicks. You know what I love? I'm going to be
• 43:11
  honest. I really need to work on this. So all
• 43:14
  day, I am looking for clips. And sometimes the
• 43:19
  captions don't even really match what was said.
• 43:22
  And now it's him eating like crab legs. So to
• 43:25
  that, we do this. No one's perfect. It's like
• 43:42
  that J. Cole song. Nobody's perfect, but you're
• 43:45
  perfect for me. Adrian, let's see if he even
• 43:49
  says it in this clip. Adrian Broner admits streaming
• 43:53
  24 -7 isn't easy. You know, uh... Things can
• 43:59
  seem like they're going sour or going south,
• 44:02
  but... Alright, I already played that. We need
• 44:03
  to get back on track. We're losing a little bit.
• 44:07
  8 -5 -6. 49 happy. Supposedly, this is a video
• 44:13
  of Navea and Blueface talking. We gotta go change
• 44:16
  this number two, because I accidentally leaked
• 44:17
  it. You are too happy about this shit. I don't
• 44:21
  know why Blueface always talks so stupid. Maybe
• 44:25
  because he always talks like this. What are you
• 44:29
  doing? I accidentally leaked it. I know, but
• 44:32
  you're just saying it so loosely. You don't care
• 44:34
  about me. About it happening to me. I care a
• 44:37
  lot about you. That's so cute. I feel like Blueface
• 44:42
  doesn't want to be with him. He doesn't know
• 44:46
  what to do, so he's trying to be a dick and get
• 44:48
  rid of her. She's like, no, I'm a nice person.
• 44:51
  NLE Choppa made a song called Light It Up about
• 44:54
  Chud the Builder being in jail. You're a loser!
• 44:58
  You make white people look bad. You racist little
• 45:02
  scumbag leech. Oh. You got bitch slant face.
• 45:07
  856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494. The number one
• 45:12
  question you need to ask yourself before you
• 45:14
  marry a person is... Do I respect this person?
• 45:18
  That's a good point. You don't want to be with
• 45:20
  somebody that you don't respect. Because underneath
• 45:25
  that question are a bunch of other questions.
• 45:27
  Like, do I respect this person enough that I
• 45:30
  actually want my children to be just like this
• 45:32
  person? That is a good point. You also got to
• 45:37
  look yourself in the mirror and go, do I want
• 45:39
  kids to be like me? Because it's not always the
• 45:41
  man. It takes two to tango. Men with no hoes.
• 45:48
  Where are you? What are you? Gym. Working. Taking
• 45:52
  care of responsibilities and priorities. Possibly
• 45:55
  building businesses. Trying to leave behind a
• 45:57
  legacy. Building the life that they want to lead.
• 45:59
  Alright, so that was a response video. 856 -49
• 46:03
  -HAPPY. 856 -5... Neon responds to academics
• 46:11
  saying he only dates good girls. I've never talked
• 46:14
  to a girl that's talking to multiple guys. I've
• 46:16
  never been cheated on. What? Oh, yeah, you get
• 46:18
  cheated on all the time. And you spent $38 ,000
• 46:24
  on a Birkin bag. And didn't even get laid. Stop.
• 46:30
  Yeah, I don't like Neon. Like, have some self
• 46:32
  -awareness. Like, I'm a weird guy. But I'm a
• 46:35
  self -aware. Why are men not approaching women
• 46:40
  anymore? Oh no. Where are you guys meeting these
• 46:44
  cute men? Because we go out to the bars every
• 46:47
  weekend. Oh yeah. Every weekend. God, this freaking
• 46:51
  white girl. Let's go to Park and Rec in downtown
• 46:56
  St. Pete. And we only see cute guys. In the run
• 47:00
  clubs, at bagel shops. Yeah, you know. Yeah,
• 47:04
  we're practicing with the bagel. Like fucking
• 47:06
  at the grocery store. Oh yeah, you see some hot
• 47:09
  piece of asses over there at Publix. I'd rather
• 47:13
  ask a girl out at Publix than at, I don't know,
• 47:16
  the club. I don't gotta talk to you at the grocery
• 47:18
  store. The bar is the best place. No, it's not.
• 47:23
  We only have whiskey there. I really believe
• 47:26
  there's a disconnect in sucks. Like, you know,
• 47:29
  when you put on a condom, it doesn't feel as
• 47:31
  good. When you're drunk, it doesn't feel as good.
• 47:34
  But for girls, as long as it's penetration, they
• 47:38
  love it. When they don't go out. I know. Well,
• 47:43
  you guys are always at bars because you want
• 47:44
  free drinks. Ah, this made me feel old. Obama's
• 47:49
  63 years old. The only president I ever voted
• 47:52
  for. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Soulja Boy says he wants
• 48:01
  to fight Kai Sinatra. You're almost 40 years
• 48:10
  old, Soulja Boy. If you live to 70, you're currently
• 48:12
  middle -aged. Shut up. We don't think you're
• 48:20
  serious. Your name's Draco. Like you have a...
• 48:27
  No, that's why I love Kai, bro. You know what
• 48:29
  I'm saying? Kai's... 8 -5 -6. 49 hopping. It's
• 48:38
  8 -5 -6. 5 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. Protect everything
• 48:43
  that you have. If you're a woman that is... focus
• 48:47
  on making more, having your own career, bringing
• 48:49
  in your own money. Absolutely. I think, okay,
• 48:51
  so this is going to be my hot take. And no shade
• 48:53
  to either of you. We're only three minutes in.
• 48:55
  I know. I think marriage is for broke bitches.
• 48:57
  And so I think a woman who wants to I think that's
• 49:00
  very true. be married is leaning more into the
• 49:03
  patriarchy and wants to be essentially, possibly,
• 49:06
  taken care of. Oh, yeah. I'll take care of you,
• 49:10
  baby. Their man is the leader. All of the ideals
• 49:13
  for me of what marriage looks like is that. Yeah,
• 49:16
  it's not really a hot take. The hot take would
• 49:19
  be like, marriage is good for men. That would
• 49:22
  be a hot take. But broke bitches getting married,
• 49:27
  of course. Today in THC news, most THC gummies
• 49:33
  and others are up to 90%. Wait, Jesus. Wow, this
• 49:39
  caption made me feel stupid. I'm just going to
• 49:43
  read the caption like it said. Most THC gummies
• 49:46
  and up to 90 % of other THC products will stop
• 49:49
  being produced in Texas. Oh yeah. Don't mess
• 49:53
  with Texas. You guys suck. Add it. There's this
• 49:59
  idea with a lot of young men that they'll hit
• 50:00
  their prime at 40 and then they can exclusively
• 50:02
  date young hot women. Hell yeah. That's what
• 50:05
  you exactly do. Because these women that are
• 50:08
  35. 10, 11 years ago, we're dating the guys that
• 50:13
  are now 50, 60. You're just mad that you're old.
• 50:18
  I am the young hot woman trying to date your
• 50:20
  dad. Let me tell you something. Most of you will
• 50:22
  not be pulling young hot women when you're 40.
• 50:24
  I'm going to be honest. You're not that pretty.
• 50:28
  We'll be bald. All right. Just because you can't
• 50:31
  pull it off. Here you go. 856 -49 -HAPPY. Here's
• 50:42
  RFK talking about his gag reflex. I will literally
• 50:47
  eat anything. I don't have... I don't have...
• 50:54
  They should make a movie called I Have No Gag
• 50:56
  Reflex. How Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Became Secretary
• 51:01
  of Health. But even the gag reflex... Neither
• 51:08
  did the girl you cheated on Cheryl Hines with.
• 51:11
  You loser! Show your ass! He put it like that.
• 51:18
  I love how he's in charge of health. Unhealthy
• 51:22
  sounding guy. Pitchfork is still hating on Chris
• 51:28
  Brown's latest album. Dave Bautista is going
• 51:31
  to be in God of War. Mm -hmm. I brought that
• 51:37
  up to some of my friends yesterday. 8 -5 -6.
• 51:43
  49, Hoppy. It's 8 -5 -6. 5 -6 -7 -7 -3. Sauce
• 51:51
  Waka. Oh, yeah. I love you, Sauce Waka. He talks
• 51:56
  about his baby mama being ungrateful. Have I
• 51:58
  changed your life? Yeah. And I made you, oh,
• 52:01
  because you think you did it. I can't play it
• 52:04
  because it's got Drake in the background. He
• 52:05
  talks about how he introduced his baby mama to
• 52:09
  Drake. I don't know why you would do that. A
• 52:14
  movie theater showing Spider -Man Brand New Day
• 52:17
  in Cartagena, Colombia evacuated after somebody
• 52:20
  ripped the most heinous fart. Here's the thing.
• 52:24
  Besides the heinous fart part. I don't really
• 52:26
  get Tom Holland as a superhero. I really don't.
• 52:36
  I don't believe it. Here's what went down. Everyone
• 52:41
  was enjoying the movie when someone released
• 52:44
  a villainous fart. Apparently, the odor was so
• 52:48
  bad, the audience cleared out of the theater.
• 52:50
  You even see Spider -Man himself, just a cosplayer,
• 52:53
  left the theater as well. You can see the people
• 52:56
  who evacuate in the hallway covering their faces.
• 53:02
  Here's a clip of Nikki Glaser talking about Leonardo
• 53:05
  DiCaprio. The only person who sent something
• 53:10
  back to me, I did a joke about Leonardo DiCaprio,
• 53:13
  which I was really struggling with because...
• 53:15
  I was like, I just don't want to make the joke
• 53:16
  about how he has young girlfriends. It's been
• 53:18
  done so many times. I mean, it's been, that joke's
• 53:20
  been going on longer than, you know, his current
• 53:22
  girlfriend's been alive. It's truly been around
• 53:29
  forever. And I'm like, I don't want to do it.
• 53:32
  There was nothing else to say about him. Me and
• 53:34
  my writing team found a Teen Beat article from
• 53:36
  1991 where he revealed that I was like, Leo,
• 53:39
  we don't know anything about you. You know, the
• 53:41
  only thing we know about you is from a Teen Beat
• 53:42
  article. Oh, I already heard that joke. I'm going
• 53:49
  to be a blue face, a new iPhone. How the fuck
• 53:51
  I put a charcoal location on it? He literally
• 53:53
  popped that bitch open, opened it himself. Yeah,
• 53:56
  I got him a phone so he can talk to the next
• 53:58
  bitch. Ready to buy me a new phone? God, it should
• 54:03
  not be together. Here's academics telling me
• 54:08
  on what Selena Powell said about him. Selena
• 54:17
  was saying you had the shirt. Listen, I had somebody
• 54:19
  try to say it about me. Neon, whatever. Small
• 54:22
  penis. Me? I was about to leak. They just let
• 54:24
  me know like, yo, bro. Me off the honey pack?
• 54:27
  3 a .m.? Undefeated. Yeah. Here's Blueface telling
• 54:34
  Nivea she's replaceable when he's a replaceable
• 54:36
  loser. Unreplaceable. There you go. Tyree says
• 54:42
  he needs prayers from God. All right. Speaking
• 54:46
  of religion. Remember earlier in the show. Yesterday.
• 54:56
  I talked about this stupid hot ass religious
• 54:59
  broad. Named Whitney Lynn. And she was bothering
• 55:02
  people on the airplane. She's making actual religious
• 55:05
  people like my mom look bad. You stupid moron.
• 55:08
  Here she is harassing people at the airport.
• 55:10
  Or at the mall I mean. Oh, yeah, you know what
• 55:15
  I should probably do? Is unmute it. Paid for
• 55:19
  you and me by dying on the cross for our sins.
• 55:23
  Yeah, you know, your sins probably being a side
• 55:25
  shit. So we'd be forgiven and have a way to heaven.
• 55:31
  But the wages of sin is... Shut up, you're annoying.
• 55:35
  God dating you must be fun until you start dying.
• 55:38
  Death, hell forever. That's drunkenness. Oh,
• 55:42
  yeah. Smoking weed. Oh, yeah. I'm a hedonistic
• 55:46
  slut. Having sex before marriage. Yeah, you know.
• 55:51
  Homosexuality. Yeah, she's definitely telling
• 55:53
  us that she is into women when she's talking
• 55:57
  about homosexuality. All these sins will send
• 56:00
  us straight to hell. I kind of want to go to
• 56:02
  hell. I feel like I'm living it right now. Jesus
• 56:04
  came to forgive you of those sins because he
• 56:07
  loves you so much. He wants to give you eternal
• 56:10
  life. I think last night when I was sleeping
• 56:13
  and I was not really dreaming, I think I was,
• 56:17
  you know. practicing death put your faith in
• 56:20
  jesus repent he loves you so much he loves you
• 56:23
  sir freedom of speech i can say whatever i want
• 56:27
  sir She's an annoying person. Praise God. I'm
• 56:31
  telling them about the love of Jesus. Can you
• 56:33
  imagine having her as a mom? This is not harassment.
• 56:37
  God loves you so much. No, he does not. Love?
• 56:39
  Love is harassment, sir? Yelling? It's loud in
• 56:43
  here. I have to be loud. That's not harassment.
• 56:46
  You think love is harassment? Is love harassment?
• 56:49
  I can't listen to this. She's annoying. Shut
• 56:51
  up. And here she is bothering people like coals.
• 56:58
  Hmm. Witchcraft shirts, by the way. These are
• 57:00
  all witches. Witch stuff. Astrology. Yep. Astrology.
• 57:07
  If there was a stereotype of an annoying woman,
• 57:11
  it's her. Astrology is witchcraft now? Absolutely.
• 57:14
  It's witchcraft. It's called divination. And
• 57:17
  the Bible says those that practice divination.
• 57:20
  Can I just plow you in the changing room and
• 57:22
  you just be quiet? And witchcraft will not inherit
• 57:24
  the kingdom of heaven. So if we trust in God.
• 57:27
  So when you throw stuff in a pot and you mix
• 57:28
  it up, you're not doing witchcraft? That's witchcraft?
• 57:31
  I like that woman. What do you mean? What are
• 57:34
  you talking about? Take me off your table. No,
• 57:35
  because I was already taping and you talked to
• 57:37
  me. It's a free country. No, I didn't talk to
• 57:39
  you. You showed me. You asked me if this was
• 57:41
  witchcraft, but I'm in the middle of videoing.
• 57:43
  Yeah, why are you videoing a cauldron, moron?
• 57:45
  You showed me that. You said that's witchcraft.
• 57:48
  And it is, and I'm trying to tell it. Wow. Gee,
• 57:51
  I wonder why she's single. It sounds like a freaking
• 57:53
  delight. So, I'm a little self -conscious right
• 57:59
  now. So, our sales guy, Mark Zellis, had to record
• 58:04
  next door in Speedy's room. Production director.
• 58:10
  But Speedy asked me, hey, can you stop recording
• 58:12
  for five minutes? I'm like, sure, it's fine.
• 58:14
  They're going to have to use this room? No, they're
• 58:17
  recording in Speedy's room. And I was like, do
• 58:19
  you guys need a room? He's like, no, no, I just
• 58:20
  need you to be quiet for five minutes. I'm like,
• 58:22
  can you hear me through the walls? He's like,
• 58:24
  everybody can. And I'm like, oh, Lord. Now these
• 58:27
  are soundproof. Happy Hot Topic! Stephen Baldwin
• 58:33
  is getting candid about his exit from Hollywood.
• 58:36
  Yeah, I think that was not really by choice.
• 58:39
  During an interview with People Magazine published
• 58:41
  August 2nd, the 60 -year -old explains how his
• 58:44
  Christian faith played a large role in his departure
• 58:46
  from mainstream media. Yeah, I think there's
• 58:49
  more people that want to work, you know. Telling
• 58:51
  the outlet, I probably could have pointed myself
• 58:53
  in the direction of becoming a big star, but
• 58:56
  that wasn't me. I didn't. Yeah. I'm as annoying
• 59:00
  as your brother is, Alec. He's a lot more talented
• 59:04
  than you. Happy Hot Topic! Rihanna's going all
• 59:09
  out for her son, Riot's, birthday. Oh, yeah.
• 59:13
  Yeah, it's a cool appearance to have. A $AP and
• 59:16
  Rihanna. Rihanna and A $AP Rocky celebrated their
• 59:18
  son, Riot's, third birthday. So they celebrated
• 59:22
  a birthday. Celebrate great times. Come on. Happy
• 59:26
  Hot Topic! Drew Garcia is on the mend. Shortly
• 59:31
  after the professional wrestler was hospitalized
• 59:35
  August 1st following a shoulder injury at SummerSlam
• 59:38
  in Minneapolis, her twin sister Nikki Garcia
• 59:41
  shares a hopeful update on her recovery during
• 59:44
  an appearance on Busted Open Radio August 2nd.
• 59:51
  Alright, so she's feeling better. That's good.
• 59:53
  No, I was so worried. My whole life was so affected.
• 59:56
  Happy 100! topic oh yeah it's amy schumer after
• 1:00:04
  some posing i look in the mirror and i go you're
• 1:00:12
  doing the best you can bitch and that's not very
• 1:00:17
  good i seriously say that like i just talk to
• 1:00:20
  myself like i'm my own friend yeah it sounds
• 1:00:22
  like a real friend no wonder you're divorced
• 1:00:24
  Amy Schumer's confidence off the charts and on
• 1:00:27
  display on an A -list vacay. Oh, yeah. Mmm. Corny
• 1:00:32
  cocks. Jennifer Aniston. It feels great. Check
• 1:00:38
  out the 45 -year -old getting some vitamin D
• 1:00:40
  on... Yeah, she looked pretty good for 45. Not
• 1:00:43
  really. Mmm. We'll dust off the glitter graphics,
• 1:00:47
  cue the autoplaying profile song, and start thinking
• 1:00:50
  about your top eight. MySpace, the social media
• 1:00:53
  giant that ruled the internet long before likes,
• 1:00:56
  reels, and doomscrollers. Wow, she is living
• 1:00:59
  in the past. Maybe plotting a comeback. That
• 1:01:06
  woman sounds like she's talking about her party
• 1:01:07
  days. Oh yeah, hit her up in 06. Did you miss
• 1:01:13
  me, Spidey? This morning, the box office is caught
• 1:01:15
  in Spider -Man's web. Spider -Man! Tom Holland's
• 1:01:19
  Spider -Man Brand New Day swinging to a staggering
• 1:01:22
  $355 million. Oh, yeah, it seems good. Tell me,
• 1:01:27
  McGuire, it's still, you know, mine. Happy Hot
• 1:01:33
  Topic! In case you missed it, no one won that
• 1:01:38
  massive Powerball jackpot. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:01:41
  I'm not really into Pounder Ball. Mm -hmm. I
• 1:01:45
  could, you know, get some kava with that money.
• 1:01:48
  Anything else? But not that. Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:01:54
  World, and it's sparking debate among players.
• 1:01:57
  Sony announced PlayStation will stop producing
• 1:02:00
  physical game discs after 2028. Yeah, this is
• 1:02:03
  because they want to... I think you're going
• 1:02:05
  to end up... This is how I think the future is
• 1:02:07
  going to happen. Mm -hmm. I think you're going
• 1:02:10
  to have this thing happen where you're going
• 1:02:14
  to have to like rent games. Like, you know, like
• 1:02:16
  when you play Nintendo switch and you got the
• 1:02:18
  like booster pack or whatever that has all the
• 1:02:21
  old Nintendo 64 games, but you got to like pay
• 1:02:23
  for the package every fricking year. It's like
• 1:02:25
  50 bucks. That's how I think games are going
• 1:02:27
  to be. Man. We really peaked in 2010. Didn't
• 1:02:30
  we? That is video of 52 -year -old Johnny Polk
• 1:02:42
  being arrested after Lake County deputies said
• 1:02:45
  he tried to use his tractor to ram into a roadside
• 1:02:49
  cruise vehicle. What a loser. I bet he had a
• 1:02:52
  caliper on. This is a Florida man. Skaters say
• 1:02:56
  it happened along County Road 452 and Falcons
• 1:02:59
  Road in Leesburg Monday night, just steps away
• 1:03:02
  from Polk's property. According to Sun Biz, the
• 1:03:04
  address is also listed for Johnny Aaron's tree
• 1:03:07
  service, a business registered under Polk's name.
• 1:03:11
  He would be a tree man. He's no time to tree
• 1:03:14
  man. Nicole Kidman is sparking romance rumors.
• 1:03:17
  Oh yeah, you know. She probably got to dust up
• 1:03:20
  some of the, you know, cobwebs. One year after,
• 1:03:23
  she and Keith Urban parted ways after... Yeah,
• 1:03:26
  we really have not heard from Keith, have we?
• 1:03:28
  More than two decades together, the Practical
• 1:03:30
  Magic star is seen having a luxurious car. Alright,
• 1:03:33
  so she was on a date with somebody. Who gives
• 1:03:35
  a fuck? This is sad. Right here. Jake and Romy
• 1:03:39
  Reiner are honoring their late parents, Rob and
• 1:03:41
  Michelle, at a baseball game. Yeah, I'm not saying
• 1:03:44
  you ever want to get your parents murdered, but
• 1:03:46
  I feel like when your brother murders your parents,
• 1:03:48
  it's even worse. The sister and brother duo threw
• 1:03:51
  out the ceremonial first pitches. And all of
• 1:03:54
  Hollywood was clapping for the Dodgers. Finally,
• 1:03:59
  Harry Styles, the pop superstar, is in the middle
• 1:04:02
  of his world tour. Are you? Currently playing
• 1:04:04
  six nights in Mexico. Totally not cheating on
• 1:04:07
  Zoe Kravitz. Mexico City. I gotta be careful
• 1:04:09
  because they're playing the music in the background,
• 1:04:11
  but there he is. He slipped on stage. Are Bradley
• 1:04:14
  Cooper and Gigi Hadid married? Why their ranks
• 1:04:17
  are sparking rumors they've... Man, Bradley Cooper
• 1:04:22
  looks really good before plastic surgery, and
• 1:04:24
  now I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude. Tied the knot.
• 1:04:27
  So they think that they might be getting married.
• 1:04:30
  Who cares? Whatever. Has no impact on my life.
• 1:04:35
  Mm -hmm. Yet I just talked about him, so. Am
• 1:04:40
  I contributing to the problem? Probably. Machine
• 1:04:45
  Gun Kelly is sharing a rare glimpse with his
• 1:04:47
  mini -me. Bapper's youngest daughter, Saga Blade,
• 1:04:52
  who he shares with ex -Meghan Fox, makes a sweet
• 1:04:54
  appearance in her dad's YouTube series called
• 1:04:56
  Steady Hall. That's cute. I like Machine Gun
• 1:05:00
  Kelly. I hung out with him for an hour. When
• 1:05:03
  he came by real every morning, he was a good
• 1:05:05
  guy. Happy Hot Topic! Savannah Guthrie, making
• 1:05:12
  a new plea after authorities investigating the
• 1:05:14
  kidnapping of her mom released two ransom notes.
• 1:05:17
  Yeah, I don't even think the body exists. It's
• 1:05:21
  clear. Savannah is begging for answers. Yeah,
• 1:05:24
  I don't know if that's going to happen. I'm sorry,
• 1:05:25
  babe. All right. So the video is going to say,
• 1:05:34
  is celebrity worship syndrome a real thing? Yeah.
• 1:05:37
  I think just ask every Taylor Swift fan or fans
• 1:05:39
  of Bruce Springsteen. Bruce Springsteen and Patty
• 1:05:42
  Scalfa are hopeful amid her reassuring health
• 1:05:45
  news. The legendary singer shares an update that
• 1:05:49
  his wife of 35 years and guitarist in the E Street
• 1:05:52
  Band is now in remission after battling blood
• 1:05:55
  cancer since 2018. I feel like if you're born
• 1:05:58
  in New Jersey, it's the greatest music. And if
• 1:06:00
  not, it's like, shut up. Happy Hot Topic! I will
• 1:06:07
  go on the 30th anniversary next year and be on
• 1:06:11
  with, in whatever way they want me, just as a
• 1:06:14
  guest, you know. It's Rosie O'Donnell returning
• 1:06:16
  to The View, but this is the best episode ever.
• 1:06:23
  Hey, Stewie, three o 'clock, time for The View.
• 1:06:26
  No, no, no, not again! Let me out of here! I
• 1:06:39
  can't watch another second! Time for David Beckham
• 1:06:43
  news. Turn it up, turn it up. Let me talk my
• 1:06:51
  talk real quick. I'm so self -conscious about
• 1:06:55
  my levels now. Being too loud for the hallway.
• 1:06:57
  I've been running these streets. They scrolling
• 1:06:59
  for the cameras. I scrolling for the stats. Got
• 1:07:01
  trophies in my mind. They just posing for the
• 1:07:04
  flash. Everybody worship what the tabloids tell.
• 1:07:07
  But they don't see the work. They just buy that
• 1:07:09
  shell. I ain't hating on the hustle. I just hate
• 1:07:11
  the act. Built on PR teams and a filtered past.
• 1:07:14
  I ain't trying to re -beg them that vibe. Treasure
• 1:07:17
  me. Whole brand of hollow just plaid. Brooklyn
• 1:07:29
  Peltz Beckham is finding comfort in one of his
• 1:07:33
  family's oldest friends. Amid his ongoing estrangement
• 1:07:39
  from parents David and Victoria Beckham. It's
• 1:07:42
  so sad. Life is so short. I would love to be
• 1:07:45
  around my dad. So you're a little nipple baby
• 1:07:47
  brat. Brooklyn and his wife, Nicola Peltz Beckham,
• 1:07:51
  were spotted vacationing with Elton John and
• 1:07:54
  his husband. All right, that's good. Time for
• 1:07:57
  my favorite intro I've ever made. I know on this
• 1:08:02
  side chick news. Welcome to the circle riding
• 1:08:25
  in the booth cut straight through the surface
• 1:08:27
  call it like I see it feelings in the hearse
• 1:08:30
  kid you click the key now you get the whole thermos
• 1:08:33
  the lips playing games acting like they saints
• 1:08:35
  got a whole spouse home still sliding to the
• 1:08:38
  dates screenshot save little good night babe
• 1:08:40
  then they on a yacht pick trying to hide the
• 1:08:45
  Everybody frontin', postin' healing energy While
• 1:08:48
  they DM huntin', scrollin' through the gram All
• 1:08:50
  I see is double lies, you can't tag the man But
• 1:08:53
  you tag the watch, he buys it This is side chick
• 1:08:55
  news, side chick news Ryan Hoppy gon' choose
• 1:08:58
  Every fraud, every fling, every late night move
• 1:09:02
  We exposed, we amused Yeah, we say it like it
• 1:09:05
  is on an afternoon cruise This is side chick
• 1:09:07
  news, whole world tuned to the truth I got to
• 1:09:24
  skip over this because of copyright, but she
• 1:09:25
  does make good music. Right now. Right now. Spotlight
• 1:09:31
  following concerns over her health and appearance
• 1:09:34
  after the release of her new album. I can't play
• 1:09:36
  this. It's covered in music. Let's see if there's
• 1:09:39
  another video. It's Ariana Grande taking a step
• 1:09:42
  back. Ariana Grande is no longer joining the
• 1:09:45
  upcoming West End revival of Sunday in the Park
• 1:09:47
  with George. Just hours after the singer's team
• 1:09:50
  shared she'd be temporarily exiting the public
• 1:09:52
  eye following the end of her Eternal Sunshine
• 1:09:55
  tour in September, the team behind the upcoming
• 1:09:57
  West End revival of Sunday in the Park with George
• 1:10:00
  confirmed she will be stepping away from the
• 1:10:02
  production. Yeah, she won me. And her mom shows
• 1:10:06
  support. I think what's underrated is the fact.
• 1:10:14
  How do I word it? Oh, yeah, she went through
• 1:10:17
  a breakup. SpongeBob. Here is what Aaron Rodgers
• 1:10:23
  says about how ESPN handled the Diana Rossini
• 1:10:27
  and Mike Vrabel side trick scandal. What is the
• 1:10:31
  network doing? You have literally an individual
• 1:10:33
  that maybe used to work at ESPN that covers our
• 1:10:37
  league at the highest level and there's a major
• 1:10:39
  scandal and it's just like nobody can fucking
• 1:10:44
  talk about it? I didn't know they could see the
• 1:10:51
  effort on ESPN. It really is ridiculous, though,
• 1:10:54
  how everybody protected her. Jim Rome was like,
• 1:10:57
  they're my friends. I'm not going to talk about
• 1:10:58
  it. I'm like, that's the problem. Personalize
• 1:11:01
  or personalize. I feel like you of all people
• 1:11:04
  should know that. I understand. But if it's affecting
• 1:11:07
  certain things, if there's leaks going on. Thank
• 1:11:10
  God someone stood up. And if it has to be Aaron
• 1:11:13
  Rodgers, so be it. But all that kiss -ass crew
• 1:11:15
  doesn't want to piss off the NFL. If there's
• 1:11:17
  tampering going on. If that person is also an
• 1:11:20
  MVP voter and a coach of the year voter, remember
• 1:11:23
  when I won MVP in 2021? Yeah. At that bomb in
• 1:11:26
  Chicago? Uh -huh. Yeah. Yeah. That's real life.
• 1:11:30
  I like that. Mm -hmm. All right. It's time for
• 1:11:37
  a Hoppy's Hopes. I'll do this. Ryan Hoppy on
• 1:11:47
  the mic, breaking down the scenes. NBA drama,
• 1:11:51
  living out the dreams. Fencewives wild, stories
• 1:11:53
  about the queens. Dropping dollars, bombs all
• 1:11:56
  in on the schemes. Hoppy's loose, man, he knows
• 1:11:59
  it all. From scandals to the court, rise and
• 1:12:02
  fall. Tune in, now you'll have a fall. Hoppy
• 1:12:06
  Hour got that shock and awe. MJ to Kobe, legends
• 1:12:09
  in the game. Shaq's big presence, true hall of
• 1:12:12
  fame. Hoppy's skills at T ain't plain tame. Behind
• 1:12:16
  the curtain, nothing left the same. Hoppy's loose,
• 1:12:19
  man, he knows it all. From sandals to the court,
• 1:12:22
  rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.
• 1:12:26
  Hoppy, I got that shock and awe. Yeah, Donovan
• 1:12:40
  Mitchell's getting married. Mm -hmm. I got to
• 1:12:46
  skip over it, but yeah, he'll cheat on her in
• 1:12:48
  two days. Mm -hmm. Kevin Durant spoke on LeBron
• 1:12:53
  James joining the Philadelphia 76ers and compared
• 1:12:55
  it to when he joined the Golden State Warriors.
• 1:12:58
  Kevin Durant's a weird dude. He's so self -conscious.
• 1:13:00
  Like, dude, you should have just stayed with
• 1:13:03
  the Warriors forever, but you're known as the
• 1:13:05
  guy that couldn't beat them, so you had to join
• 1:13:08
  them. Mm -hmm. Now you are a very vital part
• 1:13:12
  of them winning. I'm not going to take that away
• 1:13:14
  from you, Kevin Durant. But you're always trying
• 1:13:17
  to make it about you because you're a narcissist.
• 1:13:20
  And it's obvious. We're not dumb, Kevin. We know
• 1:13:27
  you're a narcissist. Happy for him. You know,
• 1:13:30
  it's a great decision for him to go to a team
• 1:13:32
  that got a good chance to win. Philly, a great
• 1:13:35
  fan base, great market. So it's great for the
• 1:13:37
  league, man. So many odds that tuned into his
• 1:13:40
  decision. All right. So there you go. Here is
• 1:13:44
  Jalen Brown reacting to the 76ers getting LeBron.
• 1:13:48
  Upcoming season. Yo, we got Bron. Jalen's such
• 1:13:51
  a nerd. It's adorable. And like, what an opportunity
• 1:13:53
  that is. Like, obviously, everybody's. They'll
• 1:13:57
  say whatever they want to say, and there's going
• 1:13:59
  to be a bunch of media. All right. Here's the
• 1:14:02
  miserable guy. Here is Stephen Curry saying he
• 1:14:08
  wouldn't trade his two titles for the 73 -9 season.
• 1:14:13
  If you could trade the 2017 and 18 championship
• 1:14:19
  to complete the 73 -win championship. Would you
• 1:14:24
  trade those two championships to complete the
• 1:14:27
  73? Let me get the resume right. We'd have two
• 1:14:33
  chips and a damn near perfect season? Mm -hmm.
• 1:14:37
  Oh, man. I don't even know how to answer that
• 1:14:40
  question. I would say no, but I think for the
• 1:14:42
  rest of our life, I'll still be able to just
• 1:14:44
  laugh at 16, which is fine. Yeah, there you go.
• 1:14:48
  It's fine. That was when they choked. Always
• 1:14:51
  going to be that. I like how you can address
• 1:14:57
  it and not be a little bitch like LeBron. Acknowledgement
• 1:15:01
  of an amazing regular season and the finals run.
• 1:15:04
  But yeah, I say no. I like that. Good guy. Here
• 1:15:09
  is Jalen Brunson and his dad. I laugh when people
• 1:15:12
  say, oh, he left this on the table. Man, his
• 1:15:16
  dad, we face every year trying to get a check.
• 1:15:20
  So, bird in the hand. Man, he does not have good
• 1:15:23
  equipment with that freaking Echo. Yeah, we don't
• 1:15:25
  take that. What a moron. This stupid dad. He's
• 1:15:29
  really good around women, too. Lakers Luka Doncic,
• 1:15:33
  his ex -fiancee, drops the challenge of poor
• 1:15:35
  case. Yeah, he's been hanging out with the kids
• 1:15:37
  over the summer. He definitely talked her out
• 1:15:38
  of it. Maybe even gave her some penis. Josh Smith
• 1:15:41
  says he would average 25 points in this era.
• 1:15:44
  That Atlanta Hawks team was really weird. Why
• 1:15:51
  do I say it's only earned? The idea that's weird
• 1:15:56
  about it is they were so talented, yet they would
• 1:16:00
  resort to jump shots. If you play in today's
• 1:16:03
  game, Smoke, what do you think? What do you think
• 1:16:05
  your average? About 25. Damn! You're going to
• 1:16:11
  be getting money like that? I got chicken without,
• 1:16:13
  you know, folks didn't really pass me the ball
• 1:16:16
  like that. I had to get my own. You know what
• 1:16:18
  I'm saying? I averaged me a 15 off of that. Come
• 1:16:21
  on now. Come on now. I had me a little Gennaro
• 1:16:23
  Pargo, one of these little short point guards
• 1:16:25
  that they got. Yeah. A little live or two. A
• 1:16:29
  little dump off in that dunker. Yeah. God, don't
• 1:16:33
  you feel stupider for Los Angeles or just talking
• 1:16:35
  like Atlanta? Here's Mark Cuban talking about
• 1:16:37
  Kawhi Leonard. Does Kawhi Leonard deserve a statue
• 1:16:40
  in Toronto? No. Why? You don't get a statue if
• 1:16:45
  you leave. If you leave? Yeah. That makes no
• 1:16:48
  sense. So does LeBron not get a statue on Cleveland?
• 1:16:53
  I mean, I guess Kevin Durant doesn't. I kind
• 1:16:55
  of get what he's saying, but. If you leave on
• 1:16:58
  your own accord, you do not get a statue. No,
• 1:17:01
  no. Can't do it. Can't do it. Particularly because
• 1:17:05
  he was only there a year. Six months. Six months.
• 1:17:07
  Yeah, yeah. You don't give a statue to a guy.
• 1:17:10
  And he wouldn't even tell you that, right? He
• 1:17:12
  wouldn't even tell you that. Hey, listen. If
• 1:17:15
  you're going to give one to him. Yeah, way too
• 1:17:17
  many podcasts. These are terrible. And Caitlin
• 1:17:20
  Clark got mad at a reporter that talked about
• 1:17:22
  trans athletes. I think for us, like, you know,
• 1:17:26
  it's not really a discussion we really have in
• 1:17:29
  our locker room, I think. They're talking about
• 1:17:31
  trying to win games. Freaking trans people. It's
• 1:17:34
  for leagues and the governing bodies to work
• 1:17:35
  with their athletes to find solutions, but our
• 1:17:37
  focus is on basketball, and that's what we talk
• 1:17:39
  about and how we can get wins, and obviously
• 1:17:41
  we didn't do that tonight, so you need to find
• 1:17:43
  an area to improve in that way. Do you have any,
• 1:17:46
  you know, reaction to the... I just answered
• 1:17:48
  for you. Spicy. You know what it is? It's probably
• 1:17:53
  her time of the month. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour.
• 1:18:03
  It's time for Poppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio
• 1:18:11
  .com Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably
• 1:18:14
  had Taco Bell before. Whatever. we're going outside
• 1:18:17
  um we all i smell is poop we also need to be
• 1:18:22
  affectionate and you can see that with barack
• 1:18:25
  and michelle as well they do a lot of touching
• 1:18:28
  kissing even fisting and we'll call it a day
• 1:18:35
  The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
• 1:18:38
  feel like listening to this next song, you can
• 1:18:40
  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
• 1:18:43
  pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
• 1:18:45
  Oh, yeah. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will
• 1:18:49
  be right back. What do I feel I plan? Let me
• 1:18:54
  see. We're going to go through a little bit of
• 1:18:56
  these selections. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. 8 -5 -6.
• 1:19:02
  494 -6773. Let's do a bobblehead by D4L. Oh yeah.
• 1:19:08
  I love a good bobblehead. She's a bobblehead.
• 1:19:25
  She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, she's
• 1:19:29
  a bobblehead. It goes boing, boing, boing, boing,
• 1:19:32
  boing, boing. It goes boing, boing, boing, boing,
• 1:19:35
  boing. She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead,
• 1:19:40
  she's a bobblehead. It goes boing, boing, boing,
• 1:19:45
  boing, boing, boing. It goes boing, boing, boing,
• 1:19:48
  boing, boing, boing. Just one way in, but no
• 1:19:52
  way out. I'll tell you about this girl. Deep,
• 1:19:55
  deep in the south. Toss real fast with two goals
• 1:19:58
  in her mouth. Walks real slow and her tongue
• 1:20:02
  stays down. I got her in my spot. I got her in
• 1:20:05
  my spot. I got a little itch. I got a little
• 1:20:08
  pot. I'm looking at her face. I'm looking at
• 1:20:12
  her twat. I'm looking at her lips and I'm rubbing
• 1:20:15
  on my cock. Give me head. Oh, please just give
• 1:20:18
  me head. I ain't in a bed and I ain't breaking
• 1:20:21
  bread. She ain't gotta be a nine. She ain't gotta
• 1:20:24
  be a dime. I'll be a fuckin' six when she show
• 1:20:28
  you this shit Sacky, sacky, sacky, sacky, sacky,
• 1:20:31
  lick Licky, licky, licky, she swallowed down
• 1:20:34
  my dick Brought it back in one stroke. Asked
• 1:20:37
  her, can I do the poke? Turned around and smiled.
• 1:20:40
  Then she nodded with a fucking throat. She's
• 1:20:42
  a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead.
• 1:20:46
  She's a bobblehead. It goes boing, boing, boing,
• 1:20:50
  boing, boing, boing. It goes boing, boing, boing,
• 1:20:53
  boing, boing. She's a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead.
• 1:20:57
  She's a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. It goes
• 1:21:01
  boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing. It
• 1:21:04
  goes boing. She got them lips like she suckin'
• 1:21:09
  kiss on it That make me want it long time Do
• 1:21:12
  you like to lick on it, go through the torment
• 1:21:14
  I see Make it feel like a million and you do
• 1:21:17
  it to a rhythm If a nigga ever wanna look around
• 1:21:19
  for some good head That's what she give them
• 1:21:21
  People respect her when they see her They say,
• 1:21:23
  hey, not ho Cause they know that it's chillin'
• 1:21:26
  Something that you real good for And she ain't
• 1:21:28
  pickin' bout to spot if I say, come, she go So
• 1:21:31
  I can be smokin' and shittin' when I push the
• 1:21:33
  flow I ain't know you could do it like it do
• 1:21:36
  what you do it Constantly sweatin', so let me
• 1:21:38
  give you some fluid But when you suck it, just
• 1:21:42
  suck it with pride Open up wide and stuff it
• 1:21:44
  in there like you really love it Don't touch
• 1:21:47
  it if you won't taste it, I tell you that you
• 1:21:49
  a tease And that'll be the last time that you
• 1:21:52
  ever see me So team, if you hear some flurfin'
• 1:21:55
  noises on side of bed Then you know what I done
• 1:21:57
  came from, let the poor say She's a bobblehead,
• 1:22:01
  she's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead Excuse
• 1:22:26
  me, excuse me, excuse me, I am looking for a
• 1:22:28
  Bible. If you is not a Bible, then please get
• 1:22:31
  off of my house, oh my. Old bills, old will,
• 1:22:34
  do what you gon' do. What? No deal, old will,
• 1:22:37
  do what you gon' do. Shit, a Bible ain't bad.
• 1:22:40
  A Bible's something good. A Bible make you holler
• 1:22:43
  when you walk into the hood. A Bible make you
• 1:22:46
  tell your niggas they misunderstood. Cause everything
• 1:22:49
  she do for you is also very good. A Bible ain't
• 1:22:52
  scared. A Bible ain't nervous. A Bible don't
• 1:22:56
  spit. A Bible don't serve. Pick your, pick your,
• 1:22:59
  pick your earth. If you hit a window, then it
• 1:23:03
  probably was perfect Oh, bobbly, bobbly, when
• 1:23:06
  you doing me properly And my foot on the throttle,
• 1:23:09
  I be about to run off of the road Oh, no, a bobble's
• 1:23:13
  not only for cars A true bobble shines anywhere,
• 1:23:16
  she's a superstar She's a bobblehead, she's a
• 1:23:19
  bobblehead She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead
• 1:23:23
  He go boing, boing, boing, boing, boing He go
• 1:23:27
  boing, boing, boing, boing Oh yeah, you love
• 1:23:31
  me, bobblehead. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour
• 1:23:37
  with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Welcome
• 1:23:44
  to Hoppy Hour. And now for something completely
• 1:23:57
  different. Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy
• 1:24:46
  hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most
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  listened to radio show on the planet. Even the
• 1:24:57
  other stations are tuned in too. Ay yo, motherfuckers
• 1:25:29
  I make kiddos, motherfuckers Ay yo, yo, yo Static
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  crackles, poppy on the air Spilling radio secrets,
• 1:25:41
  man, he don't care Airing out the closet, skeletons
• 1:25:44
  in pairs DJ drama, he's the one who dares Program
• 1:25:47
  directors scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists
• 1:25:51
  rigged like monsoons Fake callers on the line,
• 1:25:54
  they rehearse too soon It's harder than a baseline
• 1:25:57
  boom. Radio snitching, hockey spitting the truth.
• 1:26:00
  Pulling back the curtain, exposing the booth.
• 1:26:02
  No more lies, no more disguise. He got the receipts,
• 1:26:06
  calling out the spies. Morning shows faker than
• 1:26:09
  they laughs at six. Producers ghost write, hosts
• 1:26:11
  rate the scripts. Interns running miles, unpaid
• 1:26:14
  trips. While the suits sip coffee, counting clicks.
• 1:26:18
  He's the voice, the FM fizz. Mic in hand, cutting
• 1:26:22
  through vanilla. Oh, yeah. K -Love to acquire
• 1:26:27
  95 .1 KISS and X107 .5. Ben and Skin to take
• 1:26:34
  over Lone Star 92 .5 in Dallas. They got a good
• 1:26:37
  show. And here is Craig Cardin talking about
• 1:26:43
  how to utilize callers. Use the way music stations
• 1:26:46
  use hit songs. Just because someone calls doesn't
• 1:26:49
  mean they have the right to come on the air or
• 1:26:50
  you should put them on the air. I personally
• 1:26:52
  can't stand callers that call to every single
• 1:26:55
  show on a station because it's about them. It's
• 1:26:58
  not about what we're doing. Now, I think each
• 1:27:00
  show does have relationships with a few. A few
• 1:27:03
  callers that are unique to their show that help
• 1:27:06
  take a topic from this level to the next level.
• 1:27:08
  Yeah, there's a, I remember on Pat and Aaron,
• 1:27:10
  they had Buccaneer John. I was like, Jesus Christ,
• 1:27:12
  Pat Donovan, stop. But if we're not using...
• 1:27:15
  I'm Aaron Jacobson. ...callers the way Z100 uses
• 1:27:18
  the latest Ariana Grande song, then we're making
• 1:27:21
  a mistake. No one's tuning in to hear what any
• 1:27:24
  of those people have to say. But it's fucking
• 1:27:26
  your job. They're tuning in to hear what we have
• 1:27:30
  to say and the other hosts on WFAN. And I think
• 1:27:32
  when you're too caller... Let's see what I'm
• 1:27:35
  looking for. I'm getting old. of Reliant. And
• 1:27:38
  you're like, oh my God, you know, the full of
• 1:27:40
  the bank. You can say what you want about Craig
• 1:27:41
  Cardin, but man, does he know about Reno. The
• 1:27:44
  calls is there. What am I going to do? Well,
• 1:27:46
  you shouldn't be doing that as a job. I agree.
• 1:27:49
  Um, let's see. What do we want to do here? Hmm.
• 1:27:53
  Let's do Jacksonville news. You're right. Yeah,
• 1:28:07
  uh, uh. All right now. Hey, y 'all. I didn't
• 1:29:02
  have Hoppy Hot Topic loaded up. Jesus Christ.
• 1:29:04
  But that was kind of cool. No! Hoppy Hot Topic!
• 1:29:08
  Students in Northeast Florida will be back in
• 1:29:10
  school next week. Oh, wow. The summer flew by.
• 1:29:14
  Can't believe it. Covering St. John's County
• 1:29:18
  this evening, there are still lingering questions
• 1:29:20
  after a deadly shooting in the St. Augustine
• 1:29:22
  Shores neighborhood Saturday. Oh, yeah. You know,
• 1:29:24
  you never expected a St. Augustine day. So hopefully
• 1:29:30
  it all worked out. Well, they did die, but then
• 1:29:33
  there's this. Okay, before I play, there are
• 1:29:37
  three topics that are going on around America
• 1:29:39
  in every city. The usage of AI in schools, flock
• 1:29:46
  cameras, and e -bikes. Every local news. If I
• 1:29:49
  do Jacksonville, Fresno, Winston -Salem, Cleveland,
• 1:29:51
  Chicago, Tampa, Rochester, Louisville, whatever,
• 1:29:54
  any of the cities I do, that we get a lot of
• 1:29:56
  listens in. Fresno, whatever. It's all the same
• 1:29:59
  thing. Nationwide controversy over flock cameras
• 1:30:03
  reaches northeast Florida. Yeah, you're not going
• 1:30:06
  to be able to stop them. Oh, and data centers.
• 1:30:09
  I forgot about that. How did I forget about data
• 1:30:12
  centers? Oh, Jace. You can't forget about data
• 1:30:17
  centers. Oh! He lights it up. Time for I Test
• 1:30:26
  Your News. Oh! Turn it up, I got the scoop. Rochester
• 1:30:30
  in the loop. New York on the line. He speaks
• 1:30:33
  his mind. Hoppy hour in the end. Ryan Hoppy on
• 1:30:36
  the frame. Tampa Bay in his blood. He don't do
• 1:30:39
  the fluff. Say it plain. Say it loud. He go off.
• 1:30:43
  He draw a crowd. Hoppy hour, hoppy hour. Hoppy
• 1:30:46
  hour. Hoppy, hoppy, Ryan Hoppy. Ryan Hoppy. Rochester,
• 1:30:51
  New York news, straight talk. No excuses. Hoppy
• 1:30:56
  hour, hoppy hour. To Albion, a man there is accused
• 1:31:11
  of lighting a Molotov cocktail at an apartment
• 1:31:14
  complex. Yeah, what else you doing Rochester
• 1:31:16
  besides eat the garbage plate. After police say
• 1:31:21
  a woman inside reported threatening messages
• 1:31:23
  coming from her ex. This was early Saturday around
• 1:31:25
  four o 'clock. It's like if Gotham was a city.
• 1:31:30
  Investigating that scene, found a man running
• 1:31:31
  away and chased him. 22 -year -old Marquise Harrell
• 1:31:34
  was... Wow! He is a rough 22. He was in middle
• 1:31:41
  school during COVID. He's a loser. Taken into
• 1:31:44
  custody. It's time to happen. Let's get it started
• 1:31:48
  in, huh? It's time for a Winston. Winston Salem
• 1:31:52
  News. Hit it up. Hit it up. Winston Salem News.
• 1:31:57
  Winston -Salem News. Winston -Salem. Tune in,
• 1:32:06
  baby. From Winston -Salem, I'm talking clean.
• 1:32:11
  Give a line of breeze in my daily routine. Got
• 1:32:14
  that draw when I roll through the lines. Slow
• 1:32:17
  with the words, but the thought still shines.
• 1:32:19
  Riding Hoppy on the mic all day. Out of Tampa
• 1:32:22
  Bay, he don't play. Say what he mean, let the
• 1:32:25
  truth come through. If it hit the room, then
• 1:32:28
  it hit the room. He don't bite his tongue. No,
• 1:32:32
  he let it fly. If it's on his mind, you hear
• 1:32:38
  it live. Winston -Salem News. Tell the truth.
• 1:32:43
  Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Winston -Salem
• 1:32:47
  News. Coming through. Copy hour on the dial.
• 1:33:07
  A breaking update on the weekend shooting at
• 1:33:10
  the Royal Banquet Hall on Westgate City Boulevard
• 1:33:12
  in Greensboro. I've been there before. It's pretty
• 1:33:14
  nice. Oh, that left nine people hurt. Greensboro
• 1:33:17
  police have charged two high point men in connection
• 1:33:20
  to the shoot. yeah you know high point's not
• 1:33:23
  the greatest city winston -salem is the king
• 1:33:27
  of that area oh yeah it's time for a chicago
• 1:33:53
  Where the stories flow. Ryan Hobbs got the Mike
• 1:33:59
  Keys running the show. He calls it like it is.
• 1:34:03
  No sugar, no glaze. Serving up the truth in a
• 1:34:09
  Midwest place. Of course I had it on freaking
• 1:34:33
  mute. Jesus Christ. A final festival day unobstructed
• 1:34:38
  by mother nature. The doors opened at 11. Oh
• 1:34:42
  yeah. I wonder how many orgies happened in the
• 1:34:44
  crowd. Some still booted to be best suited for
• 1:34:47
  the muddy conditions inside. So there's Lollapalooza,
• 1:34:55
  and then there's this pig of a cop. Right now,
• 1:34:59
  an Illinois state trooper is behind bars charged
• 1:35:02
  with sexual assault. Losers! 54 -year -old Douglas
• 1:35:07
  Lee is accused of... He just looks like a thug.
• 1:35:09
  ...sexually assaulting a bartender after drugging
• 1:35:12
  her. Oh, good. Well, the Chicago Police Department's
• 1:35:16
  so good. Yeah. Yo, it's Hoppy, I will be about
• 1:35:29
  to go live Tampa Bay News is the place we arrive
• 1:35:32
  From the beach to the bay and the city's crazy
• 1:35:34
  moves We got stories hotter than the Florida
• 1:35:36
  grooves Tampa Bay News, we makin' it spin Oh,
• 1:35:40
  Hoppy, I will be about to go live I'm Haley Zarconi
• 1:35:52
  at Freedom Lakes Park. We're Sunday morning family.
• 1:35:54
  Oh, yeah. I love this park. Every day during
• 1:36:01
  COVID. Actually, you know what we're going to
• 1:36:04
  do? Let's see if my friend picks up. We used
• 1:36:08
  to work out every day at Freedom Lake Park. There
• 1:36:10
  was a shooting there. We called Devin Persaud,
• 1:36:13
  son of legend known as Danny Persaud. See if
• 1:36:21
  he remembers Freedom Lake Park. A -1 -3. All
• 1:36:30
  right. Unlike the Joe show, he might not pick
• 1:36:35
  up because all those calls always pick up after
• 1:36:37
  the first ring. Hello? Anybody home? Your call
• 1:36:58
  has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're
• 1:37:01
  trying to reach is not available. At the tone,
• 1:37:04
  please record your message. When you have finished
• 1:37:06
  recording, you may hang up. Hey, Dave and Prasad.
• 1:37:11
  Remember that time you told me at the gym like
• 1:37:13
  five years ago that my show is like drinking
• 1:37:15
  Mountain Dew? Well, I got Mountain Dew right
• 1:37:17
  here. And also, I want to talk to you. There
• 1:37:19
  was a shooting at Freedom Lake Park and I was
• 1:37:21
  remembering all the times we used to work out
• 1:37:24
  together. So I'm going to try to call you one
• 1:37:26
  more time. One more time. This is how you know
• 1:37:37
  the prank calls are fake. He ain't picking up.
• 1:37:42
  No one's picking up for a number. Oh, but they're
• 1:37:44
  picking up for the Joe show to get cheated on.
• 1:37:49
  Your call has been forwarded. We're not going
• 1:37:52
  to bother him. We'll see if he calls. Families
• 1:37:54
  were here for a child's birthday party and suddenly
• 1:37:56
  they were in the midst of a situation they never
• 1:37:59
  thought they would be. One mom tells me when
• 1:38:01
  it came time to react, she grabbed her kids and
• 1:38:04
  she trusted her gut. Hannah Hayes, her six -year
• 1:38:07
  -old daughter and three -year -old son came with
• 1:38:09
  a gift in hand. It was a party short -lived.
• 1:38:13
  Like, just full -blown, like, panic attack and
• 1:38:16
  was asking me, like, Mommy, are we going to die?
• 1:38:18
  Are we going to be okay? That's not good. Freedom
• 1:38:21
  Lake Park turned into a scene no parent expects
• 1:38:23
  to see next to a playground. As soon as I saw
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  them with their guns drawn. All right, so there's
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  that. Very strange because I used to go to that
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  park. Mm -hmm. 10 Tampa Bay breaking news. No.
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  Oh, yeah, I'm sure it wasn't breaking at any
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  of the other places. Only 10 Tampa. And that
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  breaking news right now in Lakeland. The Polk
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  County Sheriff's Office says deputies shot and
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  killed a suspect. It happened this morning. Oh
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  yeah, and they love their guns. All of it at
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  the Wabash Shopping Center off US 92 in Lakeland.
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  I think Wabash is in Chicago. It must be a common
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  name. The local community is joining the growing
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  list of local governments putting a pause on
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  new data centers. So they're pausing the data
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  center in Lakeland, but... By 2030, they'll be
• 1:39:11
  everywhere. Just embrace it. That rain coming
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  as the Tampa Bay region remains in a phase three
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  drought. That is how bad the drought has been
• 1:39:20
  this year. It's all the rain. And still, we're
• 1:39:26
  in a drought. That's how bad it is. Money is
• 1:39:30
  tight for many families, and that has led some
• 1:39:32
  people to rely on those buy now, pay later loan
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  options to afford. So Better Call Bank did a
• 1:39:37
  report on it. Yeah. The problem is, here's the
• 1:39:41
  problem. If you go and do a buy now and pay later
• 1:39:45
  for like Klarna, for like concert tickets, but
• 1:39:48
  then you get laid off by a radio legend, and
• 1:39:51
  it's hard to pay off because that happened to
• 1:39:55
  me. An early morning deputy -involved shooting
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  in Polk County left a man dead. A car door. Yeah,
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  I feel like you don't really want to get involved.
• 1:40:05
  You never want to get into a shooting. You know
• 1:40:07
  a moment? You don't want to get into a shootout
• 1:40:09
  is the term. With police, but definitely not
• 1:40:11
  crazy judge police. There's like 1, 2, 3, 4,
• 1:40:15
  5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17,
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  18, 19, 20. There's like 20 bullet marks in his
• 1:40:19
  car. Riddled with bullet holes. Yeah, there's
• 1:40:23
  about 21 bullets. They love their guns. I'm sure
• 1:40:27
  he was dead after four and they're like, let's
• 1:40:28
  just keep doing it. You're watching Tampa Bay
• 1:40:32
  28, part of the Scripps News Group. I think it's
• 1:40:38
  a really bad idea. It's a very bad idea. I think
• 1:40:41
  it would be totally wrong. That would be the
• 1:40:43
  worst mistake they can do. It really, like, caught
• 1:40:46
  me by surprise. I was like, wow. They're talking
• 1:40:49
  about the cell phone policies and how they're
• 1:40:51
  trying to ban cell phones. People don't like
• 1:40:52
  it. Right now, St. Pete is ramping up efforts
• 1:40:56
  to protect neighborhoods from future flooding
• 1:40:58
  starting this week. Yeah, we waited a little
• 1:41:01
  too long, especially when we got that little
• 1:41:02
  big -ass governor with his... You know, knocking
• 1:41:06
  down trees and not helping out the infrastructure.
• 1:41:09
  We'll be out surveying city -owned seawalls.
• 1:41:12
  So there's that. Mm -hmm. This is weird. This
• 1:41:15
  afternoon after a house fire breaks out in Weeki
• 1:41:17
  Wachee. Oh, yeah. I love Weeki Wachee. So we're
• 1:41:20
  called into the fire. One time I had sex with
• 1:41:23
  a girl that was a Weeki Wachee mermaid. It was
• 1:41:25
  a good time. In the 7200 block of Coventry Court
• 1:41:29
  just before 4 this morning. So there was a house
• 1:41:32
  that almost burned down from a family visiting.
• 1:41:33
  It's got to be traumatic. Four people are facing
• 1:41:37
  charges after highway patrol officers say they
• 1:41:40
  participated in this chaos on a Oh yeah. I -75,
• 1:41:44
  a 100 car takeover over Bunch of thugs and fatherless
• 1:41:49
  behavior for the weekend. So there's that. Alright,
• 1:41:53
  time for Cleveland News. Static crackle, mic
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  pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy,
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  steel mills choppy City on the Cuyahoga, hearts
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  heavy, never sloppy Radio waves, carry tales,
• 1:42:15
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  where dreams collapse, downtown echoes Oh yeah.
• 1:42:49
  Can this fucking start? Jesus, what was the nine
• 1:42:52
  seconds of that for? Monica Robbins with your
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  top three health headlines. Cleveland Clinic
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  is demonstrating the future by being the first
• 1:42:59
  to roll out drone delivery for prescription medications.
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  The program partners with Zipline using autonomous
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  drones to pick up, fly, and drop off prescriptions
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  at a safe flat spot on a patient's property.
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  Delivery costs patients nothing. extra and nothing
• 1:43:17
  extra and follows the same i feel like something's
• 1:43:19
  going to go wrong with this pharmacy safeguards
• 1:43:22
  his other prescription deliveries so there's
• 1:43:25
  them and also they were complaining about the
• 1:43:28
  weather being too hot i don't get people in the
• 1:43:30
  midwest when it's negative five oh it's too cold
• 1:43:33
  and then when it's like hot out oh it's too hot
• 1:43:36
  what do you want Let's take a look at the gas
• 1:43:39
  prices this morning. Some more pain at the pump
• 1:43:41
  continues for drivers. Wow, they're more than
• 1:43:43
  us in Florida. They're $4 .20. The national and
• 1:43:46
  Ohio averages topped $4 a gallon. We're at $3
• 1:43:49
  .85 in Florida. But don't move here. Lakewood
• 1:43:53
  is making it easier for local businesses to offer
• 1:43:55
  single -use, gender -neutral restrooms. And anybody
• 1:43:59
  that's offended is a loser. It is enshrinement
• 1:44:03
  week at the Pro Football Hall of Fame and Canton
• 1:44:06
  police say they're focusing on safety. That's
• 1:44:09
  good. Got to keep the baller safe. There was
• 1:44:12
  a new warning tonight about the growing dangers
• 1:44:14
  hiding in the illegal drug supply in Northeast
• 1:44:16
  Ohio. Yeah, it's so bad out there. You can't
• 1:44:18
  even just get high anymore without dying. Investigators
• 1:44:21
  say powerful animal sedatives and synthetic opioids
• 1:44:25
  are showing up more often. Here was a quote from
• 1:44:29
  one of the people from the report. Mmm. If you
• 1:45:34
  couldn't get drunk and paint yourself orange
• 1:45:37
  and brown every Sunday, you might realize I live
• 1:45:41
  in Cleveland. You're looking at your tiny little
• 1:45:53
  house that you can't afford because of the mortgage
• 1:45:55
  crisis and your horrible little floppy kids who
• 1:45:57
  will have diabetes by the time they're eight
• 1:45:59
  because they live on corn syrup and lye. And
• 1:46:02
  then you look at your big bloated mess of a wife
• 1:46:05
  and she waddles towards you with her front butt
• 1:46:06
  spilling out over the top of her ass and long
• 1:46:08
  jeans. And you think, I'm going to go shoot myself
• 1:46:11
  and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter right
• 1:46:13
  now. Do you regret anything that you said about
• 1:46:20
  Cleveland? Not at all. You think Cleveland's
• 1:46:26
  cool? I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm
• 1:46:28
  going to Cleveland on vacation. What's so cool
• 1:46:33
  about Cleveland? I don't know. from the outside,
• 1:47:03
  whether you're white, or black, or Sasquatch,
• 1:47:07
  even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter
• 1:47:10
  how crazy or against the law it is. Except for
• 1:47:14
  Sasquatch. If your Sasquatch rules are different.
• 1:47:17
  Forgetting me, what? I'm a circus freak. That's
• 1:47:21
  all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one
• 1:47:25
  of those guys who can't wait to get to work in
• 1:47:27
  the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Oh, yes!
• 1:47:34
  Yes! Oh! All right. Climb up. Climb up. And you
• 1:47:46
  got it! That is what I said! I still have a fight!
• 1:47:52
  Are you kidding me? That's right! What do you
• 1:47:56
  think you are? I am! So if there's a few bucks
• 1:47:58
  left over, you know, go get some noise. Yeah!
• 1:48:03
  $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, did they have
• 1:48:07
  nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got
• 1:48:10
  an albino, send her up, too. In, like, 20 minutes,
• 1:48:13
  I'm gonna be asleep, so get him up there. I had,
• 1:48:16
  like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers,
• 1:48:19
  this whole f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh, the
• 1:48:23
  Sandman is coming. Oh, no! He's in four scientific
• 1:48:44
  disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call
• 1:48:48
  me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.
• 1:48:53
  You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid.
• 1:49:02
  God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What
• 1:49:07
  is it now, Hooper? Have you turned on the TV
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  that's a good... No, not that specific. But why?
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  That's how I met your great -grandpappy. Oh,
• 1:49:58
  he loves him, the good butthole. I told you not,
• 1:50:01
  never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never, verbulate
• 1:50:04
  that man's name in the house again. I don't think
• 1:50:07
  he said his name. Some of us were a little too
• 1:50:09
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• 1:50:13
  you go Facebook him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff
• 1:50:15
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  Yeah, you know I did. You're going strong or
• 1:50:20
  you don't know it all. You're a real live robot.
• 1:50:28
  Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
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  Bite my shiny metal egg. It doesn't look so shiny
• 1:50:35
  to me. It's shinier than yours, meatbag. And
• 1:51:10
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  Oh, the happy hour, it's comin' to a close Radio
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  Music Clockwork to a show Now it's time to face
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  the silence Like a TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held
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  the mic With humor so divine The void left in
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  speakers, silent eyes But coming to an end Like
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  a rollercoaster stopping Round a river's bend
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  Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind Now
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  silence flowers And the thoughts we can't rewind
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  What a Hoppy hour in the air, but we'll keep
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• 2:09:06
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  Hour is now over. Poppy Hour! is now over. Game
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• 2:10:13
  night and God bless America.