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Selena Gomez vs. Hailey Bieber with Justin Martindale · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 1: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
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  Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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  Speaker 1: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
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  Speaker 1: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
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  Speaker 1: click and collect.
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  Speaker 2: So easy.
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  Speaker 1: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love. Heather MacDonald has
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  Speaker 1: got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 4: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have one of
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  Speaker 4: our favorites, Justin Martindale. Welcome back to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Mother.
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  Speaker 4: It has just continued to be a cold weekend, and
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  Speaker 4: I was telling you that I was getting, preparing for
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  Speaker 4: the storm of the century. And I also want to
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  Speaker 4: say to people that think the world is ending, and
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  Speaker 4: I don't disagree. However, I've lived here my whole life.
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  Speaker 5: I bought the house next door to my parents.
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  Speaker 4: It has.
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  Speaker 5: snowed twice before.
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  Speaker 4: I have photos from the 80s of my old house
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  Speaker 4: with a little bit of snow on the grass in
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  Speaker 4: our front yard. So I know people are freaked out
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  Speaker 4: by it, but it does happen and it doesn't necessarily
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  Speaker 4: mean the aliens are coming, but I do believe they're coming.
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  Speaker 2: I did text you when it was snowing. I said,
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  Speaker 2: Erica Jane was right.
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  Speaker 4: She's loving it. She definitely has had a fun weekend
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  Speaker 4: appreciating that.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if it was showing Pasadena, but I
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  Speaker 4: think Mount Baldy, which is pretty close.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it happened.
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  Speaker 5: It was freaking cold.
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  Speaker 2: It's still cold. It's raining again today.
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  Speaker 4: And I ended up not doing anything, preparing for the storm.
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  Speaker 4: And then by the third day of wearing pajamas and
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  Speaker 4: watching bad TV, I was like, you know what, Heather?
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  Speaker 4: So we went out last night, Peter and I, brought McKenzie.
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  Speaker 4: Peter's all excited to go to this Michelin star sushi place.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 5: And when I called, they said, okay, you know, like,
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  Speaker 5: how many people? I'm like, three or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: And they're like, okay, it's a set menu. It's $ 100
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  Speaker 4: minimum a person or something.
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  Speaker 5: And I go, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Like, whatever.
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  Speaker 4: So we sit down, 530. Because I figured the guys
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  Speaker 4: would be cooking. It's like a big deal, right? But
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  Speaker 4: I also thought $ 100 each of just sushi is expensive,
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  Speaker 4: but it's a special occasion, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: So whatever.
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  Speaker 4: We go there and there's only one other couple there.
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  Speaker 4: And it's like in a little shopping square in Encino.
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  Speaker 4: And the guy is like really mean that McKenzie's not there.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, um, you know, and he, and he's hard
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  Speaker 4: to understand, you know, cause he's not American born and
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  Speaker 4: he has a mascot.
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  Speaker 5: And so like, it was, I was like, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Like she's my daughter. Like we're, I'm sorry that she's not,
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  Speaker 4: he's like, wait, I prepare all the stuff. We're starting now.
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  Speaker 4: And I go, okay, well we can just start then.
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  Speaker 4: Like she's, that's her fault.
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  Speaker 2: What was the special occasion?
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  Speaker 4: There really wasn't a special occasion. Just lies at the beginning.
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  Speaker 4: I just like that we were like having dinner with McKenzie,
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  Speaker 4: who's my daughter.
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  Speaker 5: So anyway, so the food was amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Each new little fish had a long story about why
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  Speaker 4: this fish is so good and on the rice and
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  Speaker 4: just melts in your mouth.
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  Speaker 5: And okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 4: And we had a cup of glass of wine each.
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  Speaker 4: It was so expensive. Peter's like, I didn't go. I
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  Speaker 4: guess if we would have said, hey, we don't want
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  Speaker 4: this set menu, but they didn't really give us a choice.
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  Speaker 4: And I had that $ 100.
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  Speaker 5: In my mind.
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  Speaker 4: So I thought the set menu was $ 100, not counting alcohol.
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  Speaker 4: And at one point I'm like, well, I'm getting kind
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  Speaker 4: of full, but, you know, want to eat everything. And
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking, God, this is pretty cheap for just $ 100,
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  Speaker 4: like all this. Anyway, this is one of those expensive things.
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  Speaker 4: You probably heard about it where you go to the
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  Speaker 4: sushi place and the guy just gives you any weird
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  Speaker 4: thing he wants.
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  Speaker 5: But it wasn't very weird.
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  Speaker 4: But I was like, okay, well, after you told me
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  Speaker 4: the price, I was like, okay, yeah, don't need to
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  Speaker 4: do this again.
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  Speaker 2: You thought it was $ 100 per person? Yes. It's the minimum. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: But he didn't give us a choice to be like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: we don't want that.
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  Speaker 5: We just, can I see a menu? They didn't give
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  Speaker 5: us the menu.
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  Speaker 4: They only gave us the drinking menu, which was just
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  Speaker 4: sake and wine and beer. And so, yeah, I just
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  Speaker 4: was like, okay, let's experience this. Like, I've heard about it. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, for the price, no, I don't need to
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  Speaker 4: do this again.
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  Speaker 2: How much was it?
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  Speaker 5: For the three of us?
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  Speaker 2: For the three of you.
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  Speaker 5: It was over $ 800.
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  Speaker 2: For raw fish and rice. I know. What was the
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  Speaker 2: weirdest thing you had?
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  Speaker 4: Um, their starter was like, so I wasn't into some
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  Speaker 4: of these like, like little squares of, I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: tofu thing, but all the.
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  Speaker 5: Fishes were, were great. There was only one thing I
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  Speaker 5: was like, eh, not feeling that.
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  Speaker 4: But out of like the 10 other things, ate every bite.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, wait, so the mango sorbet wasn't included.
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  Speaker 4: And he's like, no, that was also like, that was all.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I could have lived without that. Again, they
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  Speaker 4: made it seem like you have a choice. Mango sorbet,
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  Speaker 4: lychee sorbet.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like the Saw movies. You have a choice,
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Will you have the sushi in front of
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  Speaker 2: you or the Megan Sorbet?
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  Speaker 5: I'm glad that Peter had picked it out and everything.
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  Speaker 4: Because, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You have a choice. You have a choice, Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, let's get into the fun. I didn't really watch
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  Speaker 4: the SAG Awards, but let's talk about some scoop on
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  Speaker 4: the SAG Awards.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of SAG, I don't believe that Audrey Plaza's boobs
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  Speaker 4: were saggy at all.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, is that the thing?
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  Speaker 5: Nice and little. So they saw her.
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  Speaker 4: When they won the award for best cast that she
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  Speaker 4: seemed to be like saying things or being pissed, like
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  Speaker 4: being annoyed. So they've since analyzed it. And she's wearing
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  Speaker 4: this like top that looks like, you know, two ace
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  Speaker 4: bandages going across your tits.
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  Speaker 5: And of course featuring the hottest look of the year.
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  Speaker 2: The only trend.
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  Speaker 5: The under tit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Under tit.
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  Speaker 4: And I guess somebody, when she got up there, said
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  Speaker 4: your tit had fallen out. And that's why she was like,
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  Speaker 4: oh God, you know, and like annoyed she was covering it.
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  Speaker 4: But this thing from, we looked it up, Audrey Plaza
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  Speaker 4: sag video, and it comes up, Audrey Plaza popping out
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  Speaker 4: of her massive saggy tits. First of all, they're not saggy.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: And they're not massive.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 5: They're tiny. The outfit is.
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  Speaker 4: It's not my favorite look, but she has the body
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  Speaker 4: to pull it off. But it popped out.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, what do you want?
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  Speaker 2: It popped out. But also, that article was from sex.com.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, they're like, yeah, you got them big, saggy tits.
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  Speaker 5: Jessica Chastain fell.
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  Speaker 4: She pulled a J.
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  Speaker 2: A J-law. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Which is always good to do.
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  Speaker 2: And where was this? It was on YouTube or something?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like, it wasn't even on TV. Nobody cares.
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  Speaker 2: I just saw, like, a couple of the highlights. But, like,
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  Speaker 2: I think... What I saw from this before was that, yeah, her,
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  Speaker 2: what is it? The strap was coming up off her boob.
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  Speaker 2: And then someone grabbed her and she just kind of
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  Speaker 2: got pushed to the back a little bit. And she
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  Speaker 2: was just kind of like.
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  Speaker 4: Like, what the fuck is happening?
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  Speaker 2: Why am I up here? Right. And I just love her.
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  Speaker 2: And she won, right? I think she won for something.
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  Speaker 5: Did she win for something else?
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  Speaker 2: I think she did.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I'm so out of this whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's just, this awards season is exhausting to me and
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  Speaker 2: so predictable. Like, I'm really happy for the cast of everything, everywhere,
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  Speaker 2: all at once. I haven't even watched it either.
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  Speaker 5: What is it about?
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  Speaker 2: It's about, like, the multiverse. What do you mean, the multiverse? Heather,
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  Speaker 2: where have you been? It's the multiverse. It's like, where
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  Speaker 2: would Heather McDonald be in an alternate universe? It's like,
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  Speaker 2: You're here now at Juicy Scoop, but like in another
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  Speaker 2: realm you would be, I don't know, what would you
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  Speaker 2: be in a different world?
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  Speaker 4: I kind of like that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I'll watch it. Because she won here. She won,
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  Speaker 2: but the aggregate, and I'm happy for Michelle Yeoh and
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  Speaker 2: all of the cast and everything, but did you see
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  Speaker 2: her dress, Michelle Yeoh's dress?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: It was like crinkle fries. And when she got up
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  Speaker 2: there to accept her award, the crinkle fries just kept hitting.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean crinkle fries?
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  Speaker 2: Real fries? It was like hay or something. And when
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  Speaker 2: she won, it was just scratching the mic. And that's
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  Speaker 2: all I could think of was just this nightmare ASMR happening.
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  Speaker 5: Well, Jamie Lee Curtis got up there.
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  Speaker 4: And I.
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  Speaker 5: Think she had a good speech.
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  Speaker 2: She had a great speech.
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  Speaker 4: She said, I love actors.
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  Speaker 2: I love acting.
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  Speaker 5: I love the job we get to do. I love
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  Speaker 5: being part of a crew. I love being part of
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  Speaker 5: a cast. I love what we do with each other.
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  Speaker 5: It's such a beautiful job.
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  Speaker 4: And I know that so many people in our industry
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  Speaker 4: who are actors who don't get to do this job
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  Speaker 4: and you look at nights like this and think, is
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  Speaker 4: that ever possible for me? And I know you look
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  Speaker 4: at me and think, well, Nepo baby, that's why she's there.
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  Speaker 5: And I totally get it.
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  Speaker 4: But the truth of the matter is I'm 64 years
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  Speaker 4: old and this.
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  Speaker 2: Is just amazing.
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  Speaker 4: So I think that was good with the Nepo baby
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  Speaker 4: conversation that she like acknowledged it about herself. But then
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  Speaker 4: at the same time, she's like, hi, I have a
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  Speaker 4: huge body of work that's been started since I was
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  Speaker 4: like 17. So, you know, yes, that's what I always say.
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  Speaker 4: The Nepo babies get their start, but they wouldn't keep
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  Speaker 4: getting hired if they suck. So good for her. But
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  Speaker 4: her art is still weird on her wall.
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  Speaker 2: But she did the.
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  Speaker 2: Still weird. I don't care.
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  Speaker 4: And I still found her to be like very annoying
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  Speaker 4: on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 5: But that's not her fault. They asked her to be
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  Speaker 5: on it.
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  Speaker 2: She was chic. It was very chic. She had a
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  Speaker 2: very chic experience. But she did the intro with the
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  Speaker 2: SAG Awards. Did you see? You know, when they're like, hi.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When I started out, you know, and she did the,
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  Speaker 2: she was doing, she said she was on a show
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  Speaker 2: with her dad, Tony Curtis, and she got fired from
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  Speaker 2: the show. which I did not know. And then she
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  Speaker 2: was like, had I not been fired, I would not
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  Speaker 2: have gone on to audition for this little low budget
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  Speaker 2: movie called Halloween. So I like that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Those kinds of stories.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: How far are we away from Jamie Lee Curtis and
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  Speaker 2: Michelle Yeoh boning it down officially? There is a love there.
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  Speaker 2: Every interview they do, she's like, because of Michelle Yeoh,
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  Speaker 2: I am here. And she kissed her during the SAG Awards.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not mad at her. I'm kind of here for it.
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  Speaker 2: But there is like, I feel like there's some sexual tension.
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  Speaker 4: She talked about how she tracked down and scored her husband,
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  Speaker 4: Christopher Guest, who did all the best in shows.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so good.
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  Speaker 4: How she saw him somewhere and she said to her friend,
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to marry that man. And then so she
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  Speaker 4: called up her agent and she said, set it up
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  Speaker 4: and everything.
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  Speaker 5: And everyone's like, what? And all the comments were like,
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  Speaker 5: what an amazing story. They're like, what an amazing story.
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  Speaker 4: You called up your agent and you set up a date. Like,
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  Speaker 4: it's not that, like, yeah, you went for what you wanted.
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  Speaker 2: But listen. Nepo baby privilege.
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  Speaker 4: There are certain people in this world that appear to
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  Speaker 4: live a heterosexual life.
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  Speaker 5: And it's really, truly a shame. And I think she's
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  Speaker 5: one of them.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm not outing her or saying, I'm just saying
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  Speaker 4: there's certain people that you're like, damn. I think she
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  Speaker 4: should be on a different team. And I just think
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  Speaker 4: it's a shame. So anyway, she's one of them. I
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  Speaker 4: have more in today's show. I have more people I
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  Speaker 4: want to say that it's a shame about.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I feel like we are due for
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  Speaker 2: like a 64-year-old fluid woman. Like if she just comes
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  Speaker 2: out and she's like, yeah, I'll do whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the rumor is.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: The rumor is that she was born as a hermaphrodite.
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  Speaker 4: That's an old rumor. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's an old rumor. She did.
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  Speaker 4: No one knows what is true or not. If that's
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  Speaker 4: like up there with the Richard Gere.
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  Speaker 2: Rumor of- The hamster or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Of a hamster going up.
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  Speaker 2: His butt for- Sorry, gerbil.
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  Speaker 4: Gerbil going up his butt for fun. And then I
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  Speaker 4: know the person at the ER that pulled it out
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  Speaker 4: in that whole story. So she did adopt kids. So
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  Speaker 4: she never gave birth. So that would maybe go along
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  Speaker 4: with it.
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  Speaker 5: Does have very narrow hips. Anyway, who knows and who cares?
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  Speaker 2: Huge nuts, too. Then she has two kids.
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  Speaker 4: So the two kids that she has, one is non-binary fluid,
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  Speaker 4: and that's the one who got married in the backyard
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  Speaker 4: doing cosplay.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So she's right for whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Go for it.
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: And I think she could still stay married to Christopher
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: Guest and do whatever, pull a Bronwyn from Real Housewives
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  Speaker 4: of Boise, who just buried her eighth girlfriend since she
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  Speaker 4: broke up with her husband in the last two years,
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  Speaker 4: and they've been together for seven months.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm all for everyone just being gay and happy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she can be everything, anything, all at once. Perfect.
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  Speaker 4: Now, this was from page six. So Marky Wahlberg, Marky Mark,
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  Speaker 4: he presented... Let me see. He was presenting for the
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  Speaker 4: award for the Asian cast of... Predominantly Asian cast, Everything Everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: And the Twitter world... reminded us that I was not
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  Speaker 4: aware that when he was 16, before he was a star,
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  Speaker 4: he was arrested for attacking a Vietnamese man.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, and arrested for it.
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  Speaker 4: And with some people, but he, then people were going
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  Speaker 4: back and forth saying it was 35 years ago that
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  Speaker 4: he was sorry. He met with the man. He's, he's
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  Speaker 4: the spokesperson for a Catholic app. Everyone sent me this
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  Speaker 4: Catholic app.
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  Speaker 2: What's the Catholic app called?
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  Speaker 4: It's, It's an app you have to pay for. It's
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  Speaker 4: like a prayer app for Lent.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: And anyway, you know, they didn't ask me.
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  Speaker 2: That's just rude.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, so he's super Catholic and that's all good.
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  Speaker 4: But other people are saying maybe it is good that
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  Speaker 4: he's presenting this award to the predominantly Asian cast because
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  Speaker 4: he has this history and he's clearly sorry for it
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  Speaker 4: and whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But God, nobody forgets.
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  Speaker 4: So it was like, was this an oversight by the Academy?
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  Speaker 4: Or was it actually on purpose? Or did he ask
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  Speaker 4: for it? I think it was an oversight. I don't
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  Speaker 4: think people remember this from 35 years ago.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they do either. And also, he was
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  Speaker 2: 16 years old? You mean a 16-year-old was an asshole?
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  Speaker 5: What?
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: And that 35 years later, being a father and a
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: married father and everything, that you that you can't so
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: we don't want anyone to grow up we don't want anyone.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: To it's never good enough it to no one is.
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: Able to be forgiven nothing.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: No growth so then what is the point yeah and
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: and and i'm i don't know maybe maybe it was
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: like a chance for everybody to be like hey i
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: want to do this yeah because i've grown i'm matured
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: now i'm you know i'm learning from my past.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: But My opinion is nobody thought of it, including himself.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: I don't think they did.
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: And someone at home.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: That has great Juicy Scoop history knowledge made this happen.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: This was my favorite dress of the night. This is
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: Zendaya in Valentino, light pink satin with applique like roses
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: on it.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, granted, she is tiny, tiny, tiny. So it's
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: not like this would look great on everyone. But with
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: her skin color, hair color, it is, this is probably
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: one of my favorite dresses of the whole season.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: And she had like five or, she had four or
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: five that night.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: Was she the host or something?
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: No, she's just there. Just being gorgeous. She missed the Globes.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: I think she might have missed a couple of the
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: other awards.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: Just stunning.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Her big, like, I'm back moment.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: And then look at her necklace. It was diamonds.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, just gorgeous. Luxury law does not... What's luxury law?
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: That's Law Roach. That's his Instagram account. He's her stylist. Oh,
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: look at you.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Are you aware of this whole Selena Gomez, Hailey Bieber, TikTok,
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: a brewing?
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: It's very confusing. I'm familiar with it because Hailey did
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: this on like a show when they mentioned- What do
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: you mean did this? Taylor Swift was mentioned in like
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: a clip. Okay, I'll tell you. Let me just explain. Yeah,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: go for it.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: It's very confusing.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know if people know, but Selena Gomez and
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Justin Bieber were a couple in love.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: They were teenage sweethearts.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: It has also surfaced that a lot of people always
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: felt that Hailey Bieber was like stalking Justin and was
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: a fan and broke them up. There are tweets and
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: everything from Hailey Bieber being a huge fan of both
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: of them and both of their loves. Nothing's cuter, like
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: literally Hailey Bieber tweeting, Nothing's cuter than Selena and Justin.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: I just love Selena. She's so gorgeous.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: This, this, this.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: He's on a red carpet. She's like lurking in the back.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: But she also like had famous family.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: She's, you know. Nepo baby.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: She's a Baldwin.
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: So anyway, so Selena did this thing called laminating your brows,
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: which is like you brush them up and then they
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: put something on them so they stay brushed up.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: And they looked pretty weird. And she did a TikTok like,
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: I don't know about these brows.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: So then Haley and Kylie.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: Right, they posted it.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: Sorry, Haley and Kendall Jenner were like joking and they
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: played some song and people tried to think that the
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: song was being rude to Selena.
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: And then who did the brows?
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Then Kylie posted just a photo of her brows saying,
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: it wasn't an accident. And anyway, everyone's getting involved during
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: the rain and like, and then Taylor's like, don't mess
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: with it. Taylor Swift, because she's her girl at the
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: certain point, Selena goes forward and goes, I've gained weight
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: because I have lupus and all this stuff on social
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: media is silly.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: So I'm going to leave.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Meanwhile, she gained 3 million more followers than Kylie. A
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: lot of people think Kylie buys her followers. There's all
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: these funny memes of like the whole, you know, like,
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: things coming after.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: And, um.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: These girls need a hobby.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: All I know is that those Selena Gomez fans, I'm
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: still shooketh from when I mentioned that, um... she wasn't
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: as vocal about this girl being her best friend, the
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: one that gave her the kidney. And everyone explained to me,
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: you can have more than one best friend, Heather, you bitch.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: And she has lupus and your old hag and the
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: rats are coming for you.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: And how dare you bring it up? And the girl
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: is fine.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: And she doesn't, they, they talked, they, they posted two
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: years ago. I don't know what you're talking about, that
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: they're not close. And so there you go. And then
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Haley's like, I love Kylie.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: It's fine.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Ugh.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: It's exhausting.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: It really is kind of exhausting.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: It was kind of boring.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: I don't even know why I talked about it.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: It's really boring.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: But I just felt like there was so much that
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: I was seeing bits and pieces that I felt like
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: I had to tell you guys.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: But I think Selena is the best because I think
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: she is the one handling the situation the best where
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: I think it was announced that she finally has the
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: most followers on Instagram.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Of anyone in the world.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: And beat Kylie. And then Selena went on to say
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: after the announcement- I'm going to be taking a social
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: media break to focus on my mental health. I'm like,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: get the followers and be like, bye.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: When do you think she'll come back? I give it
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: two and a half weeks.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, back on social media? I don't know. I think
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: she's pretty good about it. I mean, she's working.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: She's doing- What is, let's just talk, let's ask Juicy Cooper's.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: What is a social media break? Is it 28 days?
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: Like 28 days is how long it takes to go
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: to rehab, to detox?
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Like a sober January?
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: Is it one month? Is it a quarter?
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: What constitutes a social media break? Because I think society
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: needs to.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Take one?
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: If we're doing a four-day work week, if people are
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: going for that, that's fine.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: I think we also need to kind of.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Classified be specific about what is a social media break
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: and does that really mean that you remove all the
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: apps from your phone and you don't even look at
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: it yeah or you're just not posting or commenting or
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: liking I.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Think it's like you're doing all of that I think
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: you're removing all of them and just just sitting and
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: enjoying life like the olden days like.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: The 1900s and how long do you think that should
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: be I think it should be I think To be
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: significant and for it to have some major things happen
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: in the world and with people you know that, you know,
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: that you can't touch upon.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: I think it should be a solid 90 days.
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: for it? This exclusive place that Dada's connections with. They
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: You have to put me in touch.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: What's it called?
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: It's Dune ADL.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: Where?
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Dune ADL. There's an accent on the E.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Do you mean.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Yes, I got it on Done Deal Cars. Lift, please.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: You're going past Kimmage.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, Kimmage. No. Done Deal Cars.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: filed against me.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: what would you do if it was given back?
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: you had.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: To succeed in order to feel loved? He said, I
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: have a work dad. I need a home dad. What
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: It's about what happens next. I decided to risk it all.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to pull punches.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: I agree. If you're going to stick with it.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: If you're going to announce it.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, there needs to be.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: If you do an announcement, it has to be 90 days.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: And I'm going to hold you to it.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: The timer starts now.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're going to announce it. So be real
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: careful because I'm coming for you.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: If you show up on day 41. Hey guys, you
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: miss me?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: No, you broke it. You relapsed. You fell off the wagon.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Hold them accountable.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: And then it's either whenever people come back, it's either
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: the thirst trap, like gorgeous photo, or it's like just
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: of a daisy. It's never like an in-between, like, hey,
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: guess what? Went to Disneyland today and thought I'd just
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: share some great photos. Been becoming a killer mom. And
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: we went to Disneyland and had a great time.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: It's never that. It's going to be forever.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Thirst trap.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Just naked. Caption, did you miss me?
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Just in a shower.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Just an ass profile.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, I wish. I need to be a little more nude. No? No. Okay.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Okay, the Woody Harrelson.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: I started to see about Woody Harrelson had.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: A controversial monologue.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: So I go to watch it. It was really.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Pretty boring and unfunny.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I'll just say that.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: The show or the monologue? His monologue. Okay.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: I only got through the first.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: The first thing started and it was the new guy
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: that does such an amazing Donald Trump.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: That was hilarious.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: And then he started doing it. He was like telling
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: a story about smoking weed and being a weed smoker
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: and I don't know, coming to New York and.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: The last time he did it.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: And I'm waiting because I heard there's something controversial about
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: COVID-19 in this. And then at the end, he goes,
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: and so he keeps going back to that. He was
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: reading the script on this tree in Central Park. And
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: he goes, so finally, let me get back to it.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Let me get back to it. Like he kept going
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: off track. So I read the script, you know, and
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: I decided not to do the movie because it was
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: so unbelievable.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: And it was.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: About how the government got everybody to stay in their houses.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: And the only way they could come out is if
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: they took drugs and took the drugs numerous times.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: Hey everybody, it's Saturday night.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: And that, that was it.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: So he's basically, you know, but the audience absolutely did
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: not get what he was saying.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: They weren't like, Ooh, ah, they weren't like boo. They
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: weren't like laughing.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: They were my face right now.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: They were like, cause it was confusing.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: The only reason I think I caught it is that
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: cause someone else was like, Hey, he said something like controversial.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: At the end. And, um, He just said something and
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: it didn't make sense.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I definitely think it maybe not wasn't the
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: end of the... Was it on his teleprompter? Did they know?
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Because the other story was that Dave Chappelle hijacked the monologue.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: So he wanted to hijack the monologue, or at least
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: at the end.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: And.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: But it was a little too subtle.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: It's like when I tried to call out Bethany Frankel
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: and I was too subtle about it and no one
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: knew what the fuck I was talking about.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: That's exactly what it's like.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: So when I was trying to call out Bethany Frankel
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: for sending a cease and desist about this girl that
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: was doing videos about her.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, right. Yeah, I remember that.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: I was so scared of Bethany Frankel that I hit
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: it like this because I'm afraid.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Why? Because she'll find you in your dreams?
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: She'll find me or she'll send me a cease and desist.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: But now I'm not afraid anymore.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: And I thought I did it in such a clever way,
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: like Woody Harrelson, where I.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Put it in a movie. Uh-huh.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: Nobody knew what the fuck I was talking about.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Like, I was like, imagine there's this big former housewife
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: who da-da-da-da, and I did this whole thing.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: And literally, I think, like, I don't even think the
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: girl that I.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Was talking about, Meredith Lynch, got what the fuck I
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: was saying.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Like, it was just.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: So if you're going to say it, if you're going
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: to hijack something, just say it.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: But in Woody's defense, what if. Yeah. Because he's a big,
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: you know, cannabis advocator. He's got an amazing shop in
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: West Hollywood called The Woods.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: And he plugged that.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, he did?
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, good. He did a Skinny Girl thing. It's my favorite.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: It's my favorite store. But I think there's always that saying, like,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: when the edible kicks in.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: He could have been mid-monologue and that edible kicked in
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: and he went, it's Saturday night.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: I think it all came from, like, I've been smoking
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: pot my whole life.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: It's only recently been legal, but I.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: Had to deal with all this bullshit.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: You did, yeah.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: He was like arrested and all this stuff. So he's like,
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: isn't it ironic that now in the last few years,
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: literally the government was like forcing you to take this
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: in order to- live your life.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, I can see it that way. See what I mean?
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: The point did not get across.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: It did not get across because he was like, hey,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: maybe if you just smoked a joint and maybe the
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: medicinal qualities, whatever, but it did not read at all.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: No, I think he was saying the government was so
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: against marijuana use up until 10 years ago. And now
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: they're being like, if you don't take this drug, you
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: can't leave your house. You can't have any fun. Everyone's
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: going to hate you. And so the only way you
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: can get out of your house is do this. So yeah,
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: It was a big week for COVID-19 fun because also
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: they said now the energy, this is from Business Times
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: and everyone's reporting on it, says that COVID-19 pandemic likely
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: was caused by a lab leak in China.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: It was not the bad.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Do you see the shock on my face? Like, hasn't
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: this been said for like the past three years?
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: But I think it was still like.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Like conspiracy theory?
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Yes, and is this the bad and or did it
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: just start?
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: And so....
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: So it was funny. Chris Frangelo posted it. I thought
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: that was funny. He goes, so can the bat now
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: sue for defamation?
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Because that was really unfair. People were not friendly to bats.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: People didn't find them cute anymore.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Did you find bats cute?
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: No, but there are those places like in Sydney and
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: stuff where you go. I was freaked out by it
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: when I was in Sydney. And you go in some
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: cave at a park and you look up and there's
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: just like thousands of bats. And I definitely think. I
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: wouldn't want to go in that bat cave.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Like, anyway.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the bats that are like the size
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: of people? No, no. They're like gigantic bats and they
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: just hang.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Anyway.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: No thanks.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Don't come after me, everybody. I'm just reporting the news.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Lady Gaga is sued.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: What?
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: By the woman.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: You know her dogs.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Today's the anniversary, actually. That her dogs were kidnapped, or
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: it was like last night.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: So, as you guys, to remind you guys, she had
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: these French....
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Bulldogs.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: French bulldogs. And what do they call Frenchies? And her
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: dog walker was walking the three of them. He was
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: held at gunpoint and shot. He tried to keep them.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: I think he only got to keep one. And two
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: were taken. She then says, I will give $ 500, 000. No
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: questions asked. Just get me back my dogs.
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: The dogs surprisingly showed up tied to like a leash
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: in like a cute alley in.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: West Hollywood or whatever.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, by like a garbage can.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: And then whatever. Then someone like sees them.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: And then they put it all together and realized that
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: the woman that returned them knew the people that shot
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: this poor guy.
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: And that's that.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: That woman is now saying, but you said no questions asked.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: I want my $ 500, 000.
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: The woman who was part of it that returned.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: What? My head hurts. Yeah. So she was with the
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: dog nappers and then she's like, hey, I told you.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: They proved that there was a connection that they were like, hey,
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: if you want, go return these dogs now. And she...
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: So I'm guessing she kind of obstructed justice because she
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: didn't share her truth.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: But.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: The reason some attorneys take in is because Lady Gaga said, like,
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: no questions asked.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: You'll get your money. And she never got any money.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: That's if you were not a part of the kidnapping. Right.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: That's so shallow.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: So I don't think she is going to win.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: No, not at all. She's like, hey, remember that time
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: you said? Yeah. No, you were part of the dog napping. Right.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: You get nothing. No, that's dumb.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, this girl is this really cute girl who was
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: one of the soft swinging TikTok moms of Utah. So
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: this girl, what is her name? Taylor Frankie Paul. She
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: had all these friends that had equally long, gorgeous hair
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: and tiny bodies and very similar looking houses. And they
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: were young moms that were all Mormon that had like
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: cute husbands.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Two husbands? Cute husbands.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: They all had cute husbands.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, cute.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: They would come and they would wear crop tops and
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: sweatpants and do dances in front of their farmhouse.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, talent.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: And, you know, and then it came out that she
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: was like, we soft swing and it went too far.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: And some of the other people were like, no, we didn't.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: And then she got divorced. And then people said that
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: they saw them in Salt Lake City filming for a
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: reality show and. I asked Whitney Rose about it and
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: she's like, I heard that, yes, that she goes, I
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: don't know any of the young swingers. I know older swingers,
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: but I don't know the young swingers. But I can
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: see why people would be swingers because they get married
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: so young and they're not really supposed to drink alcohol
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: or have coffee.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Or caffeine. Right.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Or want to like, so they might want to swing. Anyway,
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: she got arrested over the weekend.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Taylor Frankie Paul.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: She has a new boyfriend and I guess she was
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: like hitting him or throwing something at him. And while
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: it was happening, her five-year-old was on the couch. So
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: she's in a lot of trouble.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: So she was beating this guy up while her kid
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: was on the couch. Yeah.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: So it's like a domestic violence, but also like child negligence.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Or it's worse if it's like in front.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: Of a minor.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, but it's also like training the kid like how
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: to watch like a Housewives episode.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Well, so this tells me like, does this mean that
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: the reality show is off or did this just get
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: it greenlit? Because now we have to see her go
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: through why she, and of course the boyfriend then is
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: like sort of defending her and not, you know, not
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: necessarily like, you know, cause it's.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Just a crazy night, but they were called the.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: I want to know what happened. And also that's the
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: name of the show. Soft swing.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: Let me see if I have it all here.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: The real soft swingers.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: So she was arrested at 1 56 AM.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: So that shows that, Something's up. Nothing good happens.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Had to stay there until 10.35 the next morning.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Ew.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Three misdemeanor charges, assault, criminal mischief, and domestic violence in
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: the presence of a child. Her boyfriend did not call 911,
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: but they think a neighbor did.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Because they were loud.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And he doesn't want to speak on it until
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: more comes out. And if it was up to him,
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: he doesn't want anything to come out saying that he's
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: so broken right now after her cheating scandal broke up
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: her marriage. Oh, she.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: She's so broken up. She doesn't want to speak on it,
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: but neither does the new boyfriend.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Well, ask the kid. What did you see there, Johnny?
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: She'll heal from this, I'm sure.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: I'm sure.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: She'll swing right back.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: I only feel like arrest can only help a reality
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: show career, providing you don't have to go and do
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: a lot of time in prison, which she won't do
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: any prison time for this.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Did you see this Iggy Azalea?
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: No.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: So she is on OnlyFans.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, I knew that.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: And she was very open about doing it and talking
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: to people and how she does it. And then Andy
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: was like, okay, talk to me as if I'm one
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: of your fans. And I show you, I send you
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: a picture of my small dick or whatever.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: He said that?
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then she just goes hardcore after him. And
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: she's like... you piece of shit, like saying all this
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: awful stuff, like degrading him.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's one of those.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Yes, and then they said, well, that's basically what the
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: character did in Euphoria, the teen sex worker in Euphoria.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, uh-huh.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: But I don't know if it was the exact thing,
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: or she's just being honest that that's what she does
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: with certain guys, and they like it. They like to
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: be emotionally abused, whatever.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, I know.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Anyway, I guess she does have a new song coming out. So,
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: I guess you can't blame people, but It's just kind
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: of like to admit that you like then say those.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Like it's one thing to be like, hey, I'm on OnlyFans.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Say what you will. If you want to see what
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: I do, join it. But the fact that she like
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: basically said, yeah, and I degrade these guys and they
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: like it and I get paid for it.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: It was honestly like so.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Honest?
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: To me, like depressing. Why?
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: Depressing on all fronts.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: Depressing that that's part of your way to make money,
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: to say awful things to a guy that you don't know.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Who's paying for it.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Awful that this guy exists. Wow. That he reaches out
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: for this and that he wants it. And that this
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: is just part of our society.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: And that it's like.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: It just exists. It's not secret anymore.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: And it's a.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: Career day choice.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Sex work is work. Yeah.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: I did career day next... How many... How soon before
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: someone's parents come and does career day?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: For OnlyFans? Oh, I give it maybe a couple years,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: if that.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: I give it four years at a public school, but
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: they say only seniors over 18 can go to it.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: OnlyFans is wild because I'll get on TikTok or whatever,
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: and then I'll see someone that I'm like, oh yeah,
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: this is a cute video of, you know, someone playing
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: with their cat, you know, and then a couple months
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: go by and then all of a sudden I'll see
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: that like Linktree app in the description and you're like,
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: what's this? You click on it and then you like
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: go to their Twitter and then you click on the
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Twitter and you're like, oh, this is full dong now.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: We're just, wow, we've just moved on up.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: I just got hot and took off my sweater, yeah.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Because you were talking about OnlyFans. Oh my. Yeah.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, that's what people have to do.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I know, I mean, I feel like that's
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: a thing. I feel like if you're doing it on
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: OnlyFans and you're being safe, go for it. Kink is kink.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: You know, I'd rather them.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: But then again, she says she's making so much money
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: on OnlyFans, Iggy, that she won't even say how much.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: Money she's making. And, you know, you gotta make it.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: You gotta make it when you can make it. Okay, fine.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Go for it. And she says that she's in touch
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: with Britney. And I, when Spencer and I.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Were on, we were pleading to Britney.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: To make her Instagram somewhat profitable. Sensitive. Whether it's Instagram
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: subscription or going to OnlyFans or Patreon.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: So hopefully Iggy, I will.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: Forgive the fact that I thought that was kind of
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: a gross moment on WatcherHum'sLife. If you get Britney to join.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: I did love that you and Spencer did talk about
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: that because I couldn't agree more. It's like, hey, get
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: on OnlyFans. It's what you like to do.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: You love reading the comments and now you've disabled the
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: comments because it's disturbing. Like, just enable the comments and
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: everybody that likes you will be writing you beautiful things
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: and every day can be like, hi, how do you
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: like my outfit? And that's going to get you going
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: and you're going to make all this money.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm missing a good old-fashioned Daisy picture.
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: For Britney.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Remember?
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: It's just like. A teacup. Yeah. A teacup.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: Six out of 10 young men are single.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: And there's disturbing reasons why. This is from the New
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: York Post. Well, so 63% of men under 30 are
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: electively single and experts say it's because of their erotic
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: alone time online.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: I mean, I figure that just so much porn by themselves.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Because they're addicted to porn.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: They're addicted to porn.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: And then the pandemic obviously made it harder to meet
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: someone and made it more comfortable to be alone.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: 34% of women.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Under 30 are single. This number has also gone up
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: since the pandemic. The male number also has a factor
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: that men the same age are not as appealing as
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: the older men.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: Because I think because the whole sugar thing.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Daddy, again, normalizing being a sugar baby and everything makes
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: it harder for these guys that are just like 30
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: and haven't really established themselves making money. Expectations of American
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: men are rising and men don't have any more to give.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Men are more lonely people than women. They just don't
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: have as good of friendships and stuff. And 50% of
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: men say they have no personal relationships at all, friends
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: or girlfriends. And women are emotionally intimate relationships with each
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: other and men do not.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: I think this is so sad.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: And I mean... Fascinating at the same time.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: I think there has to be, and I've said this before,
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: I think there's going to be more like.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: But you still have to get someone out of the house.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: But I think there should be more like.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Well, when the rain stops.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Almost like adult summer camp type of stuff. Forcing people...
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: To not only go to a place.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: A mixer.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: But like have games and stuff. Not just a speed dating,
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: but like getting people to be like, hey.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Interaction. Just, yes.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Like this is what we're going to do.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Go to this thing. You play this game. And even
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: just to make friends. Like it's seriously going to have
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: to be something that people have to work. Like you
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: have to get out of your house. You've got to
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: be social. And then maybe something more exciting will come
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: from it.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: I want to say, I'm going to chime in here.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Chime in. I think the reason for this is because
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: everyone is just so obsessed either on social media with filters,
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: how they look. You see this lifestyle of just like,
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: I'm getting my money. I'm making all this money. I'm
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: doing this. I'm making all this. I have all this
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: success where Everyone's bragging about all their accomplishments. I feel like... Yeah,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: it's just this kind of stigma of how many followers
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: I have, how many people subscribe to all my shit.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: And I think it's depression. It's depressed. People are depressed
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: because they just feel that they can't amount to that.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Or it's like, oh, well, I can't clearly date this
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: woman or this guy because... They're out of my league,
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: you know, rather than actually getting to know the person
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: or like, you know, saying hello. You know, they're just
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: they just kind of just backtrack and they're just like, well,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I'll never amount to their level. Or, you know, if
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: I date within their circle, their circle will be like gross.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Who's this like common person.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: You know? And I also think that with all the
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: apps and stuff, you hear so much that. then the person,
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: they never get to the date part.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: Like they match and they talk.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: It's just sex.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: Or even just.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: That they got the boost they needed that you matched
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: with them, but then they don't even make the effort
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: to actually.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Want to meet in person. We're so quick to ghost. Yeah.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: So quick to ghost.
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: And it's like, can we cut it out with this?
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: I'm like looking at these videos of people just going
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: up on the streets and be like, how much money
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: do you make? Yeah. And cut that shit out. Smash
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: or pass. I'm going to punch you in the neck.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: How about that?
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: Smash or pass.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Smash or pass. Annie, smash or pass.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: So you show a picture of someone hot and you're like,
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: would you screw them?
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: It's like, hey, if I went up to you and
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, would you fuck me or diss
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: me or pass me or whatever? And what would you do? Right. No,
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: I'm asking you, Heather. Smash or pass.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, I would smash you for sure.
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: But it's like that.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: I would smash you for sure. But it's like that.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: It's just like we're doing all this like.
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like swipe, swipe, swipe. Oh, this guy's hot. I
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: went on a date with him. And then I went
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: on a date with him. And then after the one date,
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: you're allowed to judge your future with this person off
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: of one date. And then, oh, I didn't like it.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: It was weird. He had like spinach in his teeth.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: So I ghosted him. You know, it's so weird. I
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: feel bad for these guys and girls.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: But then at the same time, I was talking about
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: like we saw something about this development that was going
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: to start.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: And I said, you know, if I was a developer though.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: I would only be making like a one bedroom or
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: studio places. That's what I would be making right now,
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: which is so sad.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Like if I was going to do like 67 units
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: of an apartment building in a city.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: I would do that. And I would make them like
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: small but.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: Super efficient because I think people would rather– So many
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: people don't even want to like live with a boyfriend
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: or girlfriend or, you know, deal with a roommate or
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: like two or three bedroom.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Like I think, you know.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: We need to pitch a show because right now all
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: the shows are Love Island.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Too Hot to Handle. Yeah. You know, what is it?
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Perfect Match. Perfect Match. We're just like getting horny singles
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: and giving them like, you know, a beach with all
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: the liquor.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: They're doing a, there's casting going out for the senior bachelor.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: So it's going to be Mike Fleiss, the bachelor, but
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: it is going to be with seniors.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Great. I'm saying like take them to like a farmhouse
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: and do the single mixer where there's no sex involved.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: You get one-on-one dates. There's no suites.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: For TV though, we still have to be intrigued and
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: we still have to see, you know, good looking people or, or,
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: weird people or weird situations like 90 day fiance or something.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: It has to be like intriguing for people to watch.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Now the, the senior one, some people are like, I
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: don't want to see this. I don't think it's going
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: to be good.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: I think that.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Are they seniors or is it like TV seniors where
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: they're like, they're 38.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: I mean the.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Photos of who they're looking for, for you to go in.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: I think it's going to have to be, I'm sure
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: it's going to be, it really should be 60 and over.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: Cause I feel like 55 is still really young. Um, And,
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: but I, around the corner. But I also feel like
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: with like plastic surgery and stuff, like you could look
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: really young at 55.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: But 60, even with plastic.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: Surgery, you are just a little, you're more mature. You're
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: just an old, so I think it should be 60
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: and over. And it could be fun.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: I think it'll be great.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: Because I think like that's, it's older people who watch
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: regular TV. So I think they're kind of smart to
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: do this as the regular bachelor has dipped a lot
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: in viewership. I think then you have all the same
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: staff and you have all the same people production. I
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: think it's worth trying again. I think they tried it
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: once before, but it was more like that mid-40s thing.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Life after love or.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Whatever the hell.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, go for it and see what this will be.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Do they get the, what is it? What's it called?
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: The sweets?
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: The fantasy sweets.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: The fantasy sweets. Do we get like senior fantasy sweets?
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: With some Viagra. Viagra, some lube. You get it. You know,
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: it's just like some romance.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: The snore mask.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: The snore, yeah. The tank next to him.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: The eye mask.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: The adjusting Tempur-Pedic bed. Totally.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: Everyone has like water, some pills.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: The life alert necklace.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: They're like, can I get the side closest to the bathroom?
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The handles in the shower.
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: And the hot tub just to get out of.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: And then who's the host?
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Is it somebody older or is it somebody younger being like, hey, Grandpa.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, the hands.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, Grandpa.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: So tomorrow is overnight.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: And you have three choices.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: I love an overnight camping trip with my grandson.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: No.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: You've got to bone it down with Thelma.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: They're not going to be like 80. They're all going
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: to be like.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: No.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: I think they're going to be like between 60 and 69.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: That's going to be my prediction. Good number.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: And pretty put together and pretty fit. Of course, we're
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: going to have lots of sad stories because there's going
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: to be a handful of widows.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Tons of them.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: We're going to have cheating.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: I mean, people are going to have a lot juicier
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: stories than the 22-year-olds we have.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: But still in that same thing.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Do they get roses? Do you think they're still going
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: to get roses? Yes.
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Definitely.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: No, they're going to have to just sign up for
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: the show the way the show is.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Pink. Pink. I love her.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: Is going on a massive.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Massive.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: I did see this since we're just doing a controversial show.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: I saw this girl on TikTok that's like, I'm a
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: huge Pink fan. And she looked like she should be
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: a Pink fan. She had Pink's hair. She, you know,
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: seemed like she could fix a lot of things in
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: the garage. And she seemed thrilled. And she's like, I
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: have loved Pink. I've gone to 500 shows of hers.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: She goes, and she's never had to promote a tour before.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: And now she has to promote all of her shows.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: And I'm watching this going, what is.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: The point of this?
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: And she goes, so then my friend called me and said,
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: we're not giving Pink any more of our money, are we?
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, what did she do wrong?
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: What did she do wrong?
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: She is a spokesperson for the vaccine.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: What? No, she is. Okay.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: So I guess if people feel strongly about that, They
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: are not. And that's what this girl was saying is
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: that's why she has to heavily promote her shows because
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: she may have lost some people with. I didn't even
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: know that was the case, but that I do remember
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: seeing a commercial. However, when we talked about Jamie Lee Curtis,
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: she is someone that, again.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: I would.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: I just think it's a shame she's not part of
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: a soccer team. I just think it's like, how can
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: this be? Everything about you is just perfect to be that.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: And she was with Drew Barrymore and they were like.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: I saw that. That was cute.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: Sitting on the couch and just so close. And I'm like, please,
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: you guys need to make out right now.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: I don't care that it's daytime TV.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: She's like, I got my hair done on Melrose and
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: I was sitting outside and- Love that.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: What you do for me and everybody is just- Look
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: at you.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: You have the hair.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: You have the music.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: You're a mother.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: You're so inspiring.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: And you're here on my show.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: I just love you so much. Like, you walked by,
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: and I remember I just moved to L.A., and I
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: saw Drew Barrymore, and I was like, God.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: How much did you even care about me at all?
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: I just love you so much.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: I'm like a nobody.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm a dork. No, you're not.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: I'm just this girl that's done, like, A hundred movies.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: I have 12 lines of home goods and clothing and
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: makeup and cookbooks and a talk show. But like, who
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: am I really compared to Pink? I can't spin around
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: on a bed sheet.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can. But I do have a question, Drew.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Smash or pass? Absolutely.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: I've not had sex in five years, but I would
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: smash you. Seven times over.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: And then I would.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: Smash some sweet potatoes in my kitchen and make you
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: the most delicious souffle.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: All right. You heard her, Ross. Beat it.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: Anyway, she's been talking about how at one point Christina
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: Aguilera said, get the fuck out of my seat or something.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: I'm sitting in my seat now. She's like, I don't
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: know why this is a big deal. I'm like, you've
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: been telling the story and we need to tell the
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: story because we need to sell you some tickets because
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: a bunch of people don't want to go to your
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: shows anymore because you did a Pfizer commercial.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: I think it's also like, Pink used to be so like, rowdier,
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: you know, so where's your glass? And like, you know,
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: she was kind of like a party anthem girl and
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: then she like became a mom and like her songs
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: got a little more mellow and chill. She has that
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: new song, Trust Fall, which is really, I love it.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: I love all her music. I do too.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: I think she's great. But I think it's like everyone
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: kind of was like, if I'm gonna go to a
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Pink concert, we're gonna see her spinning around on a trapeze.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: So it's kind of like, we know what we're getting into.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: So I don't, I don't, I'm not going to say
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: like necessarily be like, Oh, it's cause she did back.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: I think it's just kind of like, it's, it's predictable.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Like what you're going to get at a pink concert. But, um,
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: it is funny. You mentioned the whole thing at the
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: beginning of this story where, do you remember the footage
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: of her at the glad awards?
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: I just want to say also sometimes the audience do
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: get older.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: They are like, you know what?
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: I have seen it a bunch of times and I
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: don't know that I want to spend, $ 600 or however astronomical.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: These ticket prices are. A thousand, minimum. Like your sushi restaurant.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if I could only go to like two things
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: a year, I don't know that this is the one
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: I want to put the effort for.
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. But there was the video of her at
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: the GLAAD Awards one year and she got up on
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: the podium and she was like, I have something to say.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I'm gay. And the whole room was like, ah. And
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: then she stops and she goes, I'm kidding, I'm not. Wait,
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: what was this? Have you not seen this video?
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: No.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: It's like a couple years ago, maybe. I want to
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: say like maybe eight, maybe ten years ago.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: But if you look at it, she goes up there
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: and everyone's like, finally. Finally. And then she's like, just kidding,
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: I'm not. And they're like, what?
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: It's kind of crazy.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Maybe that's why the audience has turned on her.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Well, and she said that Christina Aguilera like swung at
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: her at a club. At a club? Oh, okay. At
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: a club, yeah. And then... I don't know. I love Pink.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: She is incredibly talented. However, this is what I want
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: to say. She went on Kelly Clarkson and they did
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: a duet of her song. Saw that too. That's what
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: I want. I want Kelly Clarkson and Pink to do
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: a tour because I think the two of them have
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: the best voices in the business today and I'm sticking
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: by it.
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: I really do. If they want to do something different,
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: elevate a tour. go on the road together, sing hits, classics,
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: do a Kelly-oke, Pinky-oke, whatever you want to do, I
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: think that would be great.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but we all know they're not going to do that.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Why not? Why not?
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: Because she's got a TV show, she has kids, and
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: she can do her own concert and make just as
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: much money.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: Why would she want to split the bill?
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Or, Pink, be a judge on The Voice. Bring your
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: fans back in, you know?
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: I don't need to see her on The Voice.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: Okay, this you sent me, which I'm so excited about it.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Kristen Chenoweth is to star as Jackie Siegel in the
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Queen of Versailles music stage adaptation. I have talked about
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: Queen of Versailles. The documentary, I believe, is on Amazon.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: You can watch it.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: It came out in like.
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: 2009 or 10.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: And it was all about them building this huge house
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: and all the wealth that they were accumulating by doing
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: timeshares in Vegas and Florida and everything else. And then,
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: of course, the 2008 real estate market crashed. And they
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: had to stop the, you know, building of the house.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: And she's like so honest.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: She had all these kids. She had eight kids.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: And she's like, well, I wouldn't have had this many
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: kids if I ever thought, like, I wouldn't have a
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: bunch of people to take care of them. And, like,
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: their little pets were shitting everywhere. And the dad was, like, miserable.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: And I know Jackie.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: I've interviewed her.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: On the show.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: And she's got a, you know, and she had it
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: come out again. The other show came out. I just
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: kind of want– I don't know. I wonder what this
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: will be like. I can imagine the set.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, everything.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: Like a half-built Versailles, and there's scaffolds, and she's coming out,
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: and she's like, why has the nanny quit?
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: I don't know what it's going to be.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Who's in my morning kitchen?
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Who's putting the birds by the fridge?
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: I think it's... Because there were those scenes from the
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: documentary where she was like, hey, honey, do you want
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: to come out and eat? And he was so depressed.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: So it's like, then does she go off by the window?
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I wonder if we're going to do
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: act one as the initial construction and then intermission is
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: going to be the time period of the recession and
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: they had to stop. And then act two is her renaissance,
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: if you will, of her, like her kids, like whole
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: new cast. The kids are all older now.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: Or they also could start it out where we get
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: her little life story.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Of how she was like a pageant girl and how
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: she was married and was Mrs. whatever she was, Florida.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: And the event happened at his hotel.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: And that's how she met him and then had the
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: eight kids with him.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: What if they did like, you know, in Phantom of
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: the Opera where the chandelier drops and what if instead
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: of that, it's like the marble tiles falling off of
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: the house? Like, and did you watch the second season? No,
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: because they had, they hadn't worked on it for so
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: long that the actual marble was falling off of the house,
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: like heavy ass marble. And they're like, we have to
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: move because this could kill someone. Um, and Kristen Chenoweth,
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, this is going to be so much fun.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: So much camp.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: I DM'd her and was just like, this is so awesome.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: I'm so happy for you. And, I think, yeah, I
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: think that's what we need. We just need a campy,
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: over-the-top musical with Kristen Chenoweth in it playing a fascinating person.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Because I think.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: I know, there's some.
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, they did lose a child. So there is, like, tragedy.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: There is tragedy in it.
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: I don't know if they'll share all that.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. Not in a musical. It's going
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: to be Kristen Chenoweth hyped up on speed, running around.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Like, building her dream home. I'm, like, here for it.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Sam Smith is teasing that he will be in Just
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: Like That. So we don't know if he has a
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: part with Shea Diaz. What's happening? We know that Aiden
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: has been definitely filming. Some people think that these photos
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: of them making out.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: Are to throw us off.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, I think they are.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Like they're almost doing these things to like have us
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: wonder that, you know.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Who did I talk to about this the other day?
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: We were talking about this and just like that. And
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: I think, here's my prediction that other people have been
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: talking about. that the Aiden-Carrie romance is gonna be a dream.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be a dream sequence. And she's gonna wake
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: up and be like, ah, I don't think there's gonna
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: be them getting together. I think it's a dream sequence
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: of her love lost. But I do think that Che
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Diaz and Sam Smith, it hasn't been announced yet, but
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: they are going to be best friends in the show.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: And Sam Smith will be playing the pivotal character of
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: they Diaz.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: I think that he will play a part in her
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: dorky sitcom that she's doing in L.A.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: But he's not going to be in the show. He'll
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: be like a camera guy or something. Okay. I disagree. No,
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: you think he'll be in it?
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think he'll be in it.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: He'll be playing some musical star, some version of himself.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: And she gets this guest.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: What?
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: What?
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: The third eye was moving. What happened? Raven-Symoné, come back.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: Because it's so unexpected.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: What?
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: What?
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: No. Yes.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: No.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Miranda walks in on them getting together. No.
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: 100%.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: That's a lot. And then she's just like, I told
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: you I was non-binary.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: I told you I was fluid.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: It's wherever the wind blows. And today it blew towards
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: Sam Smith.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: And that is unholy.
• 59:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: That's, mommy don't know that J.D. 's is getting.
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: And I also have a really, oh, I can't stop
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: the vision. What?
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Go. Stop the vision.
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: What it is sexually, and turn this down if you
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: have kids in the car.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Is it's going to be that Shay- Has a strap on? Yes.
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: And is doing him.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: Just like that scene.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: In white clothes. I will never forget. No. What?
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: The scene was in the Showtime, the L word, with
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: the actor who is the host of Traitors.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Alan Cumming?
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: He played a gay man on the show.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: But this character that was a woman who was transitioning
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: to a man, then- was having sex with him with
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: a strap-on. I didn't even know this was possible.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: And I was like in my 30s when I saw it, so.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: You had no idea? That the woman would do it.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: You know Julie Goldman, right?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: That the woman would do it to a gay man.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: So it was like a triple whoa. And I think
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: that that is what it's going to be. And that
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: is when.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: Miranda's going to go.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: And just like that.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: Just like that, I realized I just wanted to be
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: a late in life lesbian. I'm not into the expansion
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: of the queer universe in 2023.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: It's too much.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: It's too much.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: I thought we could just.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: Wear some turquoise.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: And lez out.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: And lez out. And go and travel around the world
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: and laugh and watch weird movies. Yeah. And I could
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: meet your weird friends and go.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I could have the occasional scissor in the kitchen.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: All of that.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: And you could be the masculine energy or the feminine
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: energy because you're non-binary. But this, she's going to think
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: that she can hang with it. And then she's just
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: going to be like, I can't. And then that is
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: going to be the reason why. That she leaves LA
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: and comes back to New York.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: And I do believe that Carrie and Aiden will get together.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: And I've said it.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: It just won't be a lasting thing.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: It'll be like he is separated from his wife or
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: something and they hook up. And all the stuff comes
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: up of how many times she screwed him over and
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: he will dump her.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Again.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: He never dumped her.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: No, she didn't want to get married to him. Then
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: she cheated with... You ruined my life!
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: She cheated with him.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: So he was heartbroken after he, like, fixed up her
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: place and everything. And then she tries to get back
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: together with him. And that's when he says, you ruined
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: my life. And then they see each other in the movie.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: And where she gets picked up like this. She keeps
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: her hands by her side. And they flirt, but they...
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: They don't follow up after that, you know. So I
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: think this will be the time where they do hook up.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: They have some like passionate sex and she's all excited.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: And now that he's single, he's being so inundated with
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: chicks from 25 to 60 going after him that he's
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: become like a player. He's not the guy that, you know, see,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: feel this.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: Wood right here. See, it's so soft. See the grain?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: Like he's changed from that guy that made the homemade furniture.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: He has an OnlyFans account now. He has taken thirsty
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: shower pics. Yeah.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: I think Aiden smashed.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: They should definitely have a storyline where they're all excited
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: about a guy and then they see that he's like
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: doing thirsty shower pics. I love that.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: I did watch the end of this show.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: Well, someone had to.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: The Real Friends of WeHo. I watched the end of it.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: In the end.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: Such an ally.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: They all, like, hate each other and are like, I
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: don't like this group of people and I don't want
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: to be, like, on this show anymore. And I watched
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: it and this is what I think.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: Okay. This was.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: The idea of having a bunch of gay guys in L.A.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: and follow them is a good idea. It should have
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: been up-and-coming, not-famous-at-all guys... that are here that, and watch
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: them like a real world, but with gay guys.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: It was on MTV.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know why MTV thought they had to have
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: 45 year old established gay men who are married and
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: CEOs of butter and all this.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: And they actually like hated each other.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: They all hated each other.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: They hated each other. It was like awful. And so
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: that's what I think. I think this needs to end.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: None of them lived here.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: It needs to end and this is what you need
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: to do. If this is– I think there's a show here.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: I think there's people that would watch it. I think
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: it's got to be like 25-year-old-ish gay guys or around
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: there that– like maybe 25 to 35-year-olds, something like that.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: But in a place in their life where like I'm
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: dating this older guy or I'm dating my best friend's
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: dad from high school. Give me some juice.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: Give me something. But not just, again, I'm opening something.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: This is my business. Here's my boutique.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: I'm opening a skincare line.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: I'm at Macy's.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Pomp. Yeah.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: It's just that got boring.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: Brad Pitt has a girlfriend.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: She's 30.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: He's 59. They went to a dinner together.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: So hot.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: And she is recently divorced, and she's pretty, and- I
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: don't know if it's his girlfriend. They went to a
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: dinner together and they sat next to each other. I
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: just thought it was another big age difference. But people
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: don't seem to care when it's Brad Pitt.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: They only are mad when it's Leonardo. And Leonardo is
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: back with Gigi. They went out to eat.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: And he came out with his phone.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, leave me alone.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: I thought they were both at the same party.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, they were both at the same party. Who? Oh,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Gigi and Leo?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Leo and- Yeah.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: I don't think they're dating.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so either. But it's also like
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: Brad Pitt. There was a time. There was a time
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: when Brad Pitt and Leo were just the two hottest guys.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: And now it's just Brad Pitt forever. I don't even know.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: You don't like Leo? Leo's face has gotten puffy. You
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: were born in 2010, right? It's a whole different thing.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: I remember when girls were like, Leo! And now I'm like,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: if you saw Leonardo DiCaprio at an Annie's age, you'd
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: be like, What? But Brad Pitt?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: He's looking all mushy.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: So Kim Zolciak from Real Houses of Atlanta, her house
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: was in foreclosure and her daughters were being stopped and
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: they were all like, yeah, it's a misunderstanding.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: You're crazy.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: And all the fans are like, no, finally, your overspending
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: is going to catch up with you. Ruin her. And
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: then sure enough, the foreclosure was canceled.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: She didn't get foreclosed upon.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: But it did come out that she has a horrible
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: gambling problem.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: God.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: And that she spends all this money that she'll, like,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: just be putting hundreds in the machine. And there's, like,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: episodes of the show, Don't Be Tardy for the Party,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: where she is a gambler. She also owes, like, $ 250
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: to American Express or something, $ 250, 000.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: She clearly has an issue with her spending.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, so if Kristen Chenoweth can play Jackie Siegel... I
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: need Jennifer Coolidge to play Kim Zolciak. Done. Done.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: And Kim Zolciak is only 44, but I know everyone's like,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: how can she only be 44? It's not that she
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: necessarily looks older than 44. It's just when she was
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: like 28, she looked 44. And she's been around forever.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: There are people that like that.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: Like even out?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: You just always look like you're 40.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen someone, they're like, you could be
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: 16 or 45. Yeah. Especially nowadays.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: It's very hard.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: Tom Brady, according to Raider Online.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: This is a rumor.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Do not do this to me.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: He loved doing 80 for Brady, which is a comedy,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: so much that according to this source.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: He is fixing to do stand-up comedy. It's his dream
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: to do stand-up comedy, have a comedy concert.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: Well, I think if he wants to start out, I
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: think he needs to go by the old Chris Franjola handbook.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Start out at a big corporate event. What could go wrong?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: God, you know how many corporate events he could get?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely. That would be like his jam. How many
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: people would be like, oh my God, I just want to...
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: Who gives a shit if he bombs or not?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: I wonder if you did have Tom Brady just like
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: you would if Tom Brady... Hosted SNL, which we see
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: if he ever has hosted SNL.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: They could write a funny monologue for anybody. So with
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: all of his money, if his dream is really like,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: I want to feel what it's like, couldn't he just
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: practice a monologue online? at a bunch of places and
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: then actually just do okay and get the laughter even
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: though he's not a real stand-up.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: Well I mean Brendan Schaub is I mean he's an
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: MMA fighter who like did stand-up and you're like and
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: you're like what so I mean it's like.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: There's I mean if you're looking for like a bucket
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: list Jeremy Piven does it yeah like it's like but
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: I feel like Jeremy Piven is doing it for a
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: while and he is like creating new stuff and telling
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: things and he's like.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: More I don't actively pursuing.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: I don't think Tom Brady needs to do that. I
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: think you hire a bunch of writers. You have a
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: bunch of sports jokes and, and you kill it and
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: you get a bunch of people that are like obsessed
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: with your life and sports. And, and you just have
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: that experience and you do it once. And then that's it.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: Cause it'll never go as well as the first time,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: especially if it's like, a set monologue. It's not like
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: you're playing off the audience or building an act like
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: a regular person. It's not like you're doing 10 minutes
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: at the comedy store. No, that's what he has to
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: do is to do like a 30 minute thing.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: He needs to guest host on the Pylon on Amazon,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: which is like Sarah Tiana and Taryn from SNL. What
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: is that? It's like a soup style show for the NFL.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really fun. But he needs to go on
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: something like that. Something comedic But don't jump into like,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: that's the thing. You look at these.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: I don't think this story is real.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: I hope not.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: I think it could have sparked his like acting bug.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: I think he enjoyed it. Yeah. And I think he'll,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: why not just do a bunch of cameos and be
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: guest stars and stuff.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: But there is nothing more entertaining or sad than like,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: you know, a comic who started out on like Tik
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: TOK or any type of performer on Tik TOK. Um,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: during COVID, they're like, oh, I'm going to try doing drag,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: like Sugar and Spice on RuPaul's Drag Race. They're like,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: we've only done drag for like three months. And then
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: they get on this season and they're like, oh, where
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: have you guys performed before? And they're like, our house.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: And you just realize how green they are or like
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: a comic on TikTok. And now they're like, oh my God,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: they're famous. And they sell out, you know, these rooms
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: and you just see them just like, hey, so, like
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: it's a whole different beast.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a whole thing to get used to.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: The queen, Camilla, will now be just called the queen
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: instead of queen consort.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: And also, since the South Park, Prince Harry, according to
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: your post, and Meghan Markle's U.S. approval rating plummets after
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: South Park dig.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: They did a poll. Well, who is this poll?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, this isn't like.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: A political poll.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: Of course. There's not like a.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, they said it's even worse than Prince Andrew's. That's
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: pretty bad.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Well, but I mean, no one gives a shit about
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: Prince Andrew.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: No, they don't care that he was like screwing young girls.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: Nobody cares about that. Who cares about that?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: Nobody cares about the Epstein stuff. Nobody cares.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: This was good. This socialite, it's a guy. And he was,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, he's like an Anna Delvey.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: We looked into it.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, you did some juicy research?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: We did.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: Annie did some research for me.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Okay. Annie did the book report?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: She did do a little bit of the book report. Wait,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: let me find it.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, here we go. Socialite excommunicated from New York High
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: Society over fake Hermes bags. So it's a guy, and
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: he sold a woman $ 100, 000 worth of fake jewelry, saying
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: it was worth $ 500, 000, but it was all fake. Then
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: everyone is blocking him on everything. No one seriously wants
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: him to do anything. He also would set up fake
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: appointments for, like, friends. Like, I'll get you that air-made
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: bag because it's so difficult to get an appointment and everything.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: And then the socialite would show up there and be like,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: what is.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: This guy's name? His name is George. George set it
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: up for me. And they're like, who's George? No, you
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: don't have an appointment.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: Who is George?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: And then they're like, what?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: So then they– So then the girl had to– she
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: cried in the store and the store took pity on
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: her and they still set her up with appointments. So
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: the next day she did get her dream broken. So
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: the story isn't that tragic. Anyway, he enters society through
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: his mother's connections but now everyone is blocking him. And
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: he's not allowed to go to any charity events and
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: they're taking such extreme measures to keep this guy away
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: from their inner circle that they're like, if I invite
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: you to a charity event and you have a plus one,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: now you need to give me the name, the ID,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: everything because we don't want this guy showing up. but
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: I know where he's going to be invited. Anna Delvey's
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: dinner party, for sure.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: You think?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: If she doesn't.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: If the producers of the show do not tap into
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: him right now and say, you need to go to
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: the Anna Delvey dinner party, I will be so mad.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Hey, George, you need to stay on your lane. Yes.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: This is my thing. You're so basic. Right.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: I think that she could be like a bitch to him.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. Oh, I want angry Anna.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: I don't have time for you.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: But I– there's– okay.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: There's all– listen. We've dealt with the Dirty Johns con men.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: I have featured a lot of con women, which is
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: the new thing. But I don't think there's anything more
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: fun and actually heartbreaking than a con gay. A gay
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: guy who is a con man is the most fascinating form.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: Because– A girl feels so safe with a gay guy
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: and he presents himself like he's rich and he knows fashion.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: He's like, girl, I got you.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: And you just, I mean, to be deceived, it's one
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: thing to be deceived by the guy that's saying that
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: he loves you and.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: He's fucking you every night.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: We expect that.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: Another one, to be deceived by some girl that, you know, whatever,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: like an Andelli. That's also horrible and weird because it's
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: your friend. But, Women trust gay guys. Like they are
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: at the top of, we trust them more than anybody
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: walking the earth. So when it happens, I think it's,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: I think this is such a juicy, this is why
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: I liked, you know, what was the story that I
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: loved with Matt Damon? That's like an old fashioned one,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: but the Matt Damon and Gwyneth Paltrow, Talented Mr.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: Ripley. Yeah, Talented Mr. Ripley.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: But I think there's, There is something.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: Also, the gay guy that was part of the bling ring.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: The bling ring. There's, what's his name? George Santos. My God.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm in Congress now.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: That's what the real friends of We Who Nude would be.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: That needs to be.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: Only gay con men.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: Only gay con men. By the way, I forgot to
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: ask you. I need your routing number and your account info. Yes.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: Whenever you can.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: Because you're sending me a gift?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There's like something coming. It'll be here anywhere between
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: like three days and six years. So if you could just,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: but like no rush, but like as soon as you can.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: So I don't know.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: I feel like in this story, maybe he only really
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: stole from the girl that gave him the money for
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: the jewelry, but the rest, he was just infiltrating their lives.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: And I think they probably just all thought he was
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: the greatest because I can get you any Chanel bag
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: you want.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: But I don't know that he was necessarily stealing from them.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: So it's like even more heartbreaking because it was just
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: like a fashion con.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: It was like you just thought you had this great
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: gay friend.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: You thought your number one gay best friend was all
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: these other bitches wish like they were trying to poach him.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: But you're like, he's my and then you realize he's
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: just full of shit.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: He's full of shit. And also he didn't realize that, yes,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: maybe New York City is one of the most overpopulated
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: cities in the country. but that inner circle is so tight. Right.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: And he was probably, it's expensive in New York. He's
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: probably just like, oh yeah, I can make some money
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: off these ladies, but didn't realize what he was actually
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: getting into. But do I want to see that documentary?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't think there's enough for a doc, but
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: definitely enough for a guest star on the Anna show.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure. But he's going to sit on
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: the other end.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: Or to come to WeHo.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Or friends of WeHo.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. My name's George. I'm a gay con and I'm
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: here to slay.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: And if they only keep one person, I will allow
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: them to keep Brad Goreski.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: And he can.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: Be like, look, I don't really, this guy is, you know,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: I know some socialites he's screwed over, but he does
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: know his bags. So he starts to work for him,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: but he's still shady, but he's like fabulous and fun. Right.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: But then Brad will Rip him to shreds after he
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: sees like all the fake bags and stuff. He's like,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: that's not a Chanel. And it's like pan to like
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: dramatic pan and then fade to black, you know, go
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: to commercial. That would be like, we have some good
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: cliffhangers with that one.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: Some slow-mo walking. This went viral.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: It was this person rented an Airbnb.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, I saw this. Yes.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: In Montauk. And there were so many signs. This was one,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: please don't.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: Spray or apply perfume, cologne, or body oils inside the studio.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: Please apply it outside. And then it was just, I mean,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: there were so many things. Leave the shower door open.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: Don't have the water going on longer than this. Instructions
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: about how to flush the toilet.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: I just saw a TikTok. Instructions? Yeah.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: And then I just saw a TikTok on like someone going,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: how I check out of a hotel and just like,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: you know, walking out, dirty clothes. How I check out
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: of an Airbnb and when there's like, you're doing the laundry,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: you're scrubbing the floor. Take the sheets off. I was
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: getting so paranoid because we got like one time like
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: a bad review or something.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Let's go off because I have one as well. What
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: was yours?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: We went to this place and it was years ago,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: a little bit outside. It was in Aspen, but not
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: like right in the town near Snowmass. And Peter booked
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: it for the three of us. Little did I know
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: that it was on the fourth floor and there was
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: no elevator and.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: But we put up with that.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: So I do walk up every time we're done skiing
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: with our skis and the heavy boots.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: And when we got there in the microwave was a
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: leftover burrito.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: Okay. Fine. Whatever.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, we, we didn't like stop the thing,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: but we still like, so then when we left, then
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: when we left, we took care of that.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: We threw that away.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: But then when we left, we kind of cleaned up,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know, whatever we.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: Were supposed to do, we did.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: And we got this like scathing report. that there was
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: like a coffee cup that was like missing or broken.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: I'm not kidding, like a coffee cup. And so then
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: we were like, what about the fact that this never,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: like actually this should be like illegal, that there was
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: not an elevator.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: What if someone was handicapped? Like you never told us.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: And then also this gross burrito thing. So then after that,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: we were so paranoid about cleaning up everything we were
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: supposed to do. And it's only recently that I've been like,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: If it doesn't have an option to pay extra for
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: a cleaning person, I am no longer doing a load
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: of laundry, nothing.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: I'm done.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: I'm done.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: I'm at a point in my life.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: And I kind of feel like there's people moving back
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: to hotels. I think people are over how much work and,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: of course, the cameras in these places and stuff aimed
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: at their beds.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: What's your story?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: I don't think that was it. I think there was
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: a squatter in that house. I think there was a
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: wall person. In that house that came out while y'all
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: were asleep, made a burrito, broke a mug, you guys
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: were passed out, then crawled back. Oh, don't get me started.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: You said left burrito, and I went wall person immediately.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: Mine was I went with some of my friends. This
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: happened twice. Once at New Year's.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: This past New Year's, we got a house in Palm Springs,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: and we had the whole house. Everything was ready. It
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: was freezing, and it was raining, much like today. And
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: we were like, well, we have this pool, and it's heated.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: So we turned the heat up. The guy got a
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: notification saying that the pool has gone up a couple
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: degrees and we're gonna have to pay $ 240 extra or
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: whatever the hell it was. And so I'm just like, no,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: we wanna sit in the hot tub on New Year's.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: And it was like, well, and it wasn't even mentioned.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, that's stupid. If you can't use
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: the jacuzzi, are you kidding me? Like in Palm Springs,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: if I wanna turn the heat on and it's like heated.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: And so we had to pay for that, which was dumb.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: The second one was I went to Palm Springs in
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: the summertime and nothing was touched. However, at 6 a.m.,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: the guy got a notification that the thermostat went down
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: maybe two or three degrees and called us and was like,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: I expected more from you guys. Started like yelling at
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: my friend who booked the room. Was like, I've been
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: a fan of yours. How disrespectful. I'm like, we turned
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: the AC on.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: It's in the summer in Palm Springs.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: What is wrong with you, you monster? And I'm like.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: Some of these people, I'm just kind of like... Just, please.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: Like, you should not be renting out your place.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: You shouldn't be renting. Like, yeah, it's cute and everything, but, like,
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: my God, I didn't realize I was in, like.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: And also, I want to say to the people renting
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: it out, my God, if that's the way it's going
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: to be, it's probably not worth... I mean, maybe it is.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, I understand you make money, but, like, all
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: the stress and time involved in it.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: I came here to relax. Why am I having to
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: worry about money or, like, oh, my God, I'm breaking
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: a rule?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: But also, it's just like, my God, I... Like I'm
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: not your kid.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm 15 and I'm at someone's house
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: and I'm just like, and also just the cameras, like
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: the fact that there's like ring cameras everywhere that can
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: see you and do things.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: And no.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: And they're like in their, you know, closet with all
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: their cameras.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: We use VRBO.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: It's the same thing as ARBO.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, VRBO.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: And I don't know.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: That's what we use all the time. And we, besides
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: that one time, we've been really lucky with it, but.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: It's now because we ask the questions ahead. Can we
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: have the clean? I was like, I cannot spend. And
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: also it's like, you get out by 1030 and.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: You have two hours of cleaning to do.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, I have two loads of laundry.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: I have to make up every, you have to strip
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: every bed, take out the trash. Like to the point
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: where I'd be like going in a tiny trash can
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: to make sure there's not one piece of trash.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: I'm like, what am I doing? Every dish.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: So now it's like, no, I have to. make sure
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: that there's an option to like pay a little extra
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: for a cleaning person.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: Cause I just want to fucking leave.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: Yes. So Paris Hilton had her son. Um, they've named
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: him Phoenix Baron and, um, with her husband Carter. But
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: now it is revealed that this article came out. Paris
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: Hilton shares why Kathy Hilton and family didn't immediately know
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: about her newborn. There was articles earlier that was like,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: Kathy Hilton didn't know for a week about the baby.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, I mean, duh.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: But first I was like the way it looked, I
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: was like a week that the like the baby's been
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: out like like she knew a baby was coming, but
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: didn't know for a week that the baby had been born.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: And reading it further, I think that they really kept
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: it secret from everybody that they were that there was
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: a surrogate carrying their child. And I think that totally
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: makes sense because Kathy Hilton is kind of wackadoo. And
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: I remember when Caitlin one time was like, I've got
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: 11 grandkids and everyone counted up and they're like, Kylie
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: must be pregnant again or Chloe must be pregnant again
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: or something because they added it up. But so I
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: think that they were like, let's just not tell anyone.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: But that is kind of sad that you can't like
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: share this news. But I guess when you're that famous–
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: And you're going through a surrogate. You don't want people
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: judging you. Oh, you know, where's the surrogate living? Or
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: trying to investigate or find the surrogate. So you want
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 4: to protect her privacy and everything. So actually, I think
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: it's kind of sad, but I think it's also really smart.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: I think it's great because I think I agree with
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: you completely that Kathy would have been like, well, Paris
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: is pregnant. And she'd be like, Mom, what are you doing? Right.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: So I think, I think it's.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: She protected her mom from, she protected her mom from
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: her being really pissed at her mom.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Yeah. I mean. Yeah. What's more to a mother's love,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: And it's like, I feel like when you're that rich
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: or that famous, there's that many rooms in your house.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Like you could have a surrogate and not even know
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: about it because she's in the East wing, you know,
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: just the whole time. Yeah. Wall person burrito in the microwave.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: You had no idea the entire time.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So good for her. Now she's got a memoir
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: coming out. Paris does, I guess.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: How many pages is it?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: I think it's a big, I think it's a juicy one.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: They're dropping little stuff. She has a Harvey Weinstein story.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: Sad stuff. She has a rape story that nobody knows about.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, the one where she was at the school? At
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: the school.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: She had an abortion. So it's like all these little
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 4: things coming out. So I mean, you know, and I
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: guess the mom knows about none of it.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: So.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, Kathy's just like, wow.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 5: I mean, I will be reading it.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: And yeah, and Kathy Hilton, I'm sure. I don't know
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: if she'll dislike it as much as she liked Kyle's
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 4: show about their mother called American Woman or how much
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: she disliked the book of Hilton, but I'm sure it'll
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: be somewhat, protective of her family.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: Do you think, okay, do you think she's going to
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: talk about the sex tape or whatever, or is that
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: just kind of over? Remember her sex tape, One Night
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: in Paris?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I think she will, but I think
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: she'll still stick to her story, which is, I did it,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: but I didn't know that the boyfriend was going to
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: put it out there. I think she should, being that
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: whatever the story is, she should tell it. I mean,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: I think it would be so juicy if she just
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: told it. If she said, and I don't know if
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: this is true or not, if she just said, Yeah,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 4: I didn't think it was bad.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: And I was like, I don't know. See, well, I
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: don't think she'll ever admit it at all.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: And I still think it could have been that she
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: didn't know.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: But what was so weird is that the guy that
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: put that out there, the Rick Solomon, then Pamela Anderson
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: married him twice.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: I know. I saw that in the documentary. I was like,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: wait a minute. What? Yeah. Very strange.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: I feel the only way she could have married him
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: is if he told her we were in on it together.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: How could she have.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: Married somebody that basically did to Paris what whoever stole
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: this video.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 5: Of her and Tommy did to her?
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: I have one word.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: How could she ever marry someone?
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: What's your one word?
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  Speaker 2: Digmatized.
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  Speaker 4: Do you really think?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: But I mean, when people say she's so... I just
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  Speaker 4: thought of that. When people say Pamela Anderson is so
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  Speaker 4: great and stuff, I don't think that needs to be explained.
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  Speaker 4: How you could fall in love and marry someone... If,
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  Speaker 4: in fact, the story is he filmed it and distributed it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. What's his side of the story to get you
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  Speaker 2: to be like, okay, let's do this twice. Yeah. Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 4: But when– And how does Paris feel about him? I
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  Speaker 4: hope she covers all of that.
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully.
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  Speaker 4: Because the side of Kathy Hilton is like it was horrible.
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  Speaker 5: We were horrified.
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  Speaker 4: That this happened, that this was out there and everything.
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  Speaker 4: They didn't, you know, they never anticipated that it would
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  Speaker 4: make her a bigger star because the Pamela Anderson thing
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  Speaker 4: was like, you know, a decade before.
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  Speaker 2: Or do we get the video of the surrogate giving
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  Speaker 2: birth to Paris's baby? We package it on a VHS
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  Speaker 2: and call it Welcome to Phoenix. Because it was a.
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  Speaker 4: Night in Paris, right?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Clever, clever, clever, clever.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Phoenix. That's the new tape.
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  Speaker 4: Justin, tell everybody where they can see and experience your
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  Speaker 4: clever form of comedy.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Well, I will be performing in
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  Speaker 2: New York City March 22nd. So if you're in the
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  Speaker 2: come see me at the Bell House Theater, March 22nd
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  Speaker 2: in Brooklyn. Also, you can catch me on television. I'll
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  Speaker 2: be on the Sherri Shepherd Show. I believe it's March
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  Speaker 2: 14th or the week of March 13th or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, follow me on Instagram at Justin Martindale. for
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  Speaker 2: all the details and yes, come see me at the
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