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LEAN WITH IT | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:58 · Chisme With DoKnow

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: What's the deal? Welcome back to another episode of Cheeseman
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: Way Do Now. Make sure y'all clap them cheeks before
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: starting and watching the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: No. You're disgusting. You're disgusting. Okay. That was pretty awesome.
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: This is where we're with the homie right now. We're
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: with the homie.
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  Speaker 1: He actually cuts our hair. The reason you guys haven't
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: seen him, he was around more often. If you guys
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: are old, gee, the homie's a fan. You've been watching
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: the YouTube. Paul used to be around, but he fell
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  Speaker 1: in love with another fellow Oaxacan. They met in the
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  Speaker 1: tribes of Oaxacan area.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we did. And then- Right in the tribe by
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  Speaker 2: Normandy and Olympic. Right in the tribe of Normandy and Olympic.
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  Speaker 2: And what's it called? There's a shower in Mole. Mm-hmm.
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: That's not what we did. And eat chapulines. And eat chapulines.
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: And then also eat, what is that big thing you
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: guys do?
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: Arrepas? Clayudas. Clayudas, yeah.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: They actually had it. They clayudas for about 900 days together.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Now he's back free. He actually had to shower with
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: Morley to take the curse off, and he's back home.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: Demon home, baby. Demon's home. Demon home. Woo! Demon home.
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  Speaker 2: You know who else is in the demon home? Lil Durk.
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  Speaker 2: Lil Durk.
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  Speaker 4: By the way.
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  Speaker 2: Five counts. All not guilty.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, all you fools that were posting Lil Durk.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't know you. You cloud chasing weird bitch. The
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  Speaker 1: fools that were outside protesting, you thought you're not going
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  Speaker 1: to get a chain. You're not going to get a chain.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen the most thirst. That's the most thirstiest
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  Speaker 1: shit ever, fool. That's the most thirstiest shit ever, dog.
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  Speaker 1: Posting free Dirk and you don't know Dirk?
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  Speaker 2: I entirely disagree.
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  Speaker 1: And upcoming rappers that are posting Dirk like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: knew he was going to hold it down. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up. You didn't know. I think all you guys
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  Speaker 2: are going to get OTF chains. you guys just keep
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  Speaker 2: doing what you're doing and keep supporting, Dirk will see this.
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  Speaker 2: Dirk will see this. Dirk will see this, and you
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  Speaker 2: guys are all going to get signed. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Every food I was posting, free Dirk that don't know
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  Speaker 2: Dirk and was invested. And not invested. I think going
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  Speaker 2: there was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but not invested in a sense to where like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're just watching this and that.
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  Speaker 2: But you're invested. Day to day, day to day. Dirk
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  Speaker 2: might as well get out of jail, go to your house,
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  Speaker 2: and put his dick in your mouth. That's how I feel.
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  Speaker 2: The only thing about getting an OTF tattoo, I know
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  Speaker 2: hella foods with that.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, actually don't you have tattoo because what is it
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  Speaker 1: only in the family? Yeah, that's just not family Papa
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  Speaker 1: The people that.
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  Speaker 2: Snitch they're the ones that got locked up. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 2: 44,000 days something like that. Hey only the frauds Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: only the gazes. I don't like food. That's kept the
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  Speaker 2: player and you know.
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  Speaker 1: I I ain't gonna lie, fool, that shit, that is
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  Speaker 1: the most, like, cause you know, it's like, you know
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  Speaker 1: how foods have the Nipsey chain?
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  Speaker 2: Like, like, like the, I mean, sorry, the chain, the tattoo. The,
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  Speaker 2: the all money in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the all money in. That's more like of a, like,
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  Speaker 1: get money. But OTF, that's their, that's their vibe. That's
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  Speaker 1: like if somebody were to get like, um.
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  Speaker 2: OTF, I mean, is it a snitch if I say
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  Speaker 2: they're kind of like a gang? I think it's over already. OTF, Duno,
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  Speaker 2: and Jam, best friends. You're wild.
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  Speaker 1: But, fool, you're, like, that shit is the most, like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Dirk might as well go to your house,
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  Speaker 1: the fool that posted, you know, he home, demon home
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  Speaker 1: type shit.
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  Speaker 2: Dirk might as well go to your house. If you're
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  Speaker 2: a grown man. You might as well open the door
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: on your knees, open your mouth, and let Dirk put
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  Speaker 2: his dick in your mouth. That's how I feel. If
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  Speaker 2: you're a grown man and you posted demon's home with
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  Speaker 2: a devil emoji, I want you to right now, I
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  Speaker 2: want you to run into a wall, full force. All right,
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  Speaker 2: I guess I'll go run right now. Yeah. Leave the
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  Speaker 2: jokes to us, okay?
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  Speaker 1: No, bro. I ain't gonna lie, that is the most
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  Speaker 1: gay shit I've seen in a long time.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean, Dirk was like a huge impact on
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people. To who? Not to me. To who?
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you if you could let me fucking talk.
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  Speaker 2: The one impact song he has is the one with Chico.
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  Speaker 2: That's the one that I'll promote him. Which one was that?
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  Speaker 2: All my life. All my life. I let me down.
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  Speaker 2: I like, I like, I like. Whoever uses that shit, man,
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  Speaker 2: I swear it. Okay, but there's not a way you
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  Speaker 2: segment into your barber shit. We don't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Shut your bitch ass up. All right, Dirk. Hey, Dirk,
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  Speaker 2: big papa Dirk. You're home, baby. Demon's home, baby. Demon's home.
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  Speaker 2: And I hope the demon doesn't go back into jail. Dirk,
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  Speaker 2: if you go back to jail, you deserve to stay there. Yeah, probably.
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  Speaker 1: This should have been a lesson. Dirk, this is what
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  Speaker 1: you need to do, papa. Dirk, you need to move
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  Speaker 1: to a nice white neighborhood. I'm pretty sure you need
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  Speaker 1: to do this.
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  Speaker 2: High security 24-7. High security 24-7. No more saying those
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  Speaker 2: stuff in your songs, dude. No, no, keep saying all
• 4:24
  Speaker 2: that stuff. You can't be acquitted twice, right? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a lawyer. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's like for a double fucking... Double homicide. No, fucking
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  Speaker 1: double jeopardy. If you commit a double homicide, you'll be
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  Speaker 1: in jail.
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  Speaker 2: You can't be acquitted twice, right? For the same thing?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Andrea!
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  Speaker 2: Andrea! Nah, nah. That was you. I'm sorry, my phone. Dude,
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  Speaker 2: we're joking around, Papa. It's okay. You look great. It says, no,
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  Speaker 2: the federal government cannot prosecute our guy. Come on. He
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  Speaker 2: can't be prosecuted no more. For the same crime. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: so he's good. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: So basically, he'd go back in there and be like,
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  Speaker 1: I did hire OTF Jam.
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  Speaker 2: And he's a punk guy. Bitch, I'm snitch. Damn. I
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: don't know. Jakarta, look. Jakarta, me and you, we're driving.
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: You know when is that point? I'm snitching. Hold up. Listen. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: All three are driving. Yeah. We see some opps. We
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  Speaker 2: see the opposition? We see the ops. Okay. I get cracking. Sass, sass, sass, sass, sass.
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: So I'm guessing he's driving. No, no, I'm driving. You're
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  Speaker 2: the driver?
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  Speaker 5: Sass, sass, sass, sass, sass.
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  Speaker 2: You're the driver and the shooter? Come on, I'm a demon. Demon.
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  Speaker 2: You're wilding. You're wilding. Like this, look. Sass, sass, sass. Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: What should I be doing? No, no, you're using the
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: back like this. Okay. I'm in the front like this, too.
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  Speaker 4: Look at this.
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  Speaker 2: And then it goes, sass, sass, sass, sass, sass.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But remember, you can't drive, but you just got a
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  Speaker 2: new whip. Yeah. So we do the mission, and your whip,
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  Speaker 2: we take off. Uh-huh. Boom. We pull over to the side.
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  Speaker 2: We park the wheel. We clean it up. Feed him it, right? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And then the cops come hit your door.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, at my door? Your door.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Mr. Umba. I'm a door for heart. Okay. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: We have suspicion that your car was using a in
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  Speaker 2: a murder. Okay. Uh, I didn't, my car was, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, I don't, I've already got it.
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  Speaker 2: What time is it? What time is it right now?
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  Speaker 2: What time are they knocking? 1pm. They got you off guard. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my car was stolen. Why didn't you report it? I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know it was stolen. You know, but then why
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  Speaker 2: is it in your driveway? They probably returned it when
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  Speaker 2: they were done. They were nice. Yeah. They returned it
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  Speaker 2: when they were done. You actually washed the car too,
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  Speaker 2: so I don't know. Was it really a crime committed?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, Ossifer. I didn't report this. I didn't report nothing.
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  Speaker 2: You guys hungry? You guys hungry? Wait, you sent you
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  Speaker 2: right away? On you?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, you're the driver and the shooter. You're a demon.
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  Speaker 2: You need to stay inside, buddy. Come on. Come on.
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  Speaker 2: What is this guy? Multitasking piece of shit. And why
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  Speaker 2: the fuck did you use my car? Because we're driving
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  Speaker 2: at the club before my car was at the stop.
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  Speaker 2: And you never drive. And you never drive. And I
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  Speaker 2: don't think I want to. Put some miles into it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I want to. And I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: return that car to Diego. I really succumbed to terms
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  Speaker 2: yesterday when I was thinking about it at night. And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm just wasting time. This is for
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  Speaker 2: no reason. Yeah. I don't think it's really mean that...
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  Speaker 2: It's not mean. I didn't... I feel like I was
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  Speaker 2: pressured to use the car, and I don't even want
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  Speaker 2: to drive. Well, you don't want to drive? No, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Like at all? No, probably later on, but not right now, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Is there a reason for it? I don't know. To
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  Speaker 2: be honest with you, I'm scared. I'm scared of driving. Okay, okay, Jakarta.
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  Speaker 2: But is that why you practice? Yeah, no, it is
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  Speaker 2: why you practice, I guess. But I'm just... Want me
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  Speaker 2: to help you out? I'll teach you. Bro, you left
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  Speaker 2: us for like six years. Now you want to help
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  Speaker 2: me drive? We don't care about us, bro. Wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 2: So you're giving up on driving for the year? For
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: the year? Yeah, probably for the year, yeah. How much
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: money do you waste on Uber monthly? I'm saying this
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: like I'm trying to be as respectful as possible. You
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: guys can't ask me and I'm being really transparent and
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: I'm telling the truth and you guys laugh and like, oh, ha, ha, ha.
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  Speaker 2: I'm being genuine. I probably might not even want to
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: drive to the end of the year. How much do
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: I spend on Ubers? A whole lot, brother. But I
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: think it's worth it. I don't know.
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of money. But it's worth it because
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: you live with mommy and shit.
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: So you don't have no overhead. What is overhead, bitch?
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: I paid. Bro, you don't... Oh, that's the thing, too.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know my life, so stop thinking like you
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: know my life, bitch. I hate that shit so much.
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: I think... No, no, no. You think. You think. That's
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. You keep thinking, but you're not a thinker,
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: so shut the fuck up. I don't know your life.
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: You don't, bro. You swear you do, and then you
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: love saying shit to the people. No, I'm not. Why
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  Speaker 2: are you.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: No, no, hold on.
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: I'm just being genuine. You love to say, oh, I
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: have no overhead. Bitch, you don't know what I have.
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: I have underhead, overhead. You don't know what type of
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: head I got. Okay, okay. Motherfucker, don't do that. Don't
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: tell me what my life is. What's your overhead? Who
• 8:55
  Speaker 2: are you? Why do I have to tell you? I'm
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: not going to tell my whole life on this podcast,
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: but I do have overhead. But I just don't think
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: the overhead involves you. No, no, it does involve me. Yeah,
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: it does involve you, actually, because I do spend a
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: lot of fucking money buying people food, so I think
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: that's one of the overheads, too. You want if you
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: want to say overhead I spent the same amount of money, okay,
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: and I'm not that I'm not knocking you you have
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: overhead soon Did I say you don't you didn't have
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: overhead but I because I live on my what is
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: overhead like why is Andrea once said? I don't need
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: you to buy my food. I could buy my own food.
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: See I say see how they bring up back from
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: the team.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you brought that up. I didn't bring it up Okay,
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: you said overheads. I have to fight to figure out
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: what overhead a house means, but I'm not thinking I'm
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: not saying it's what do you think overhead means? I
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: literally have no idea. Yeah, baby. It's on the screen
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: read it. Oh, yeah rent payments okay to the ongoing
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: indirect cost of running a business that are not tied
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: directly to a specific product or service yeah i definitely
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: have overhead yeah examples read the examples all right one
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: but you don't have to talk to me like i'm
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: a fucking kid Well, because you're just staring at a screen.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: It's a podcast. Where does it say examples? Where does
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: it say? Oh, are they all the examples?
• 10:04
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: I was looking for the word examples. Rent, payment for
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: office space, warehouses or storefront. Okay, no, I don't do that. Utilities, electricity, water,
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: internet bills. This... Go ahead, bitch. This doesn't apply to
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: my house? No. No? Then I don't... I guess I
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: don't have overhead.
• 10:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: Okay. Oh, oh. Pay for staff who... Yep. That's... That
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: one's me for sure. That's overhead right there. Who? Pay
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: for staff... Just overall stuff. You don't know that. No, no. Okay. So, like... But...
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: I think you get a comfortable conversation. For having overhead.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: Like, I have a home overhead and then I have
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: a job overhead.
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: Okay. That's what I'm trying to tell you. So, you...
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: I have a home overhead too. You know... Listen to
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. That's all you have, though. What? I
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: pay my phone? $ 100. I see how much you make. $ 100. Okay,
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: go ahead. You pay your phone? No, no, no. Something
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: personal like money? No, no. I'm telling you how I feel. No,
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that. Bro, like for a second. Motherfucker,
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: you were going to break down all my expenses right
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: now on camera. You literally went, okay, $ 100? And you
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: wanted me to continue so you could break down my expenses.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: And I feel like, overall, you're trying to say, like, oh,
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: I'm a fucking kid and I'm a bitch or something. No, no,
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: you can't say, you can't say, you can't be sad
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: about money and then every saying you have after this
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: podcast when you started getting money is, I got money now, bitch,
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: suck my dick. I got money now, bitch, suck this dick. Bro,
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's a funny gimmick now. I like
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: saying that shit. It's funny. He's smart with his money. Literally.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: The fuck?
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Gang. If you're spending over $ 500 on Uber monthly, that's
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: smart with your money.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: When you can be paid $ 100. Well, because he's scared.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: It's a personal problem. It's a personal problem, and I'm
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: trying to work on that myself, bro. And you know what?
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you were gone for two years. I forgot
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: how much of a bitch you were, too. I totally forgot.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: These are two biggest bitches I know right here. Two
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: of the biggest bitches I know. He's just mad we
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: have two parents. That's what it is. That was crazy.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: That's fine. I didn't even say that. They make you
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: guys bitches. Okay, cool. Bro, just because you think I'm
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: a bitch, literally, that shit means zero to me, bro.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: That's not true. No, I promise you. I promise you. No,
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: because I'm learning.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: I literally have a video of you telling me, oh,
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: my life.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: You're a fucking idiot, bro. There's nothing wrong. I don't know.
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: I just don't like how it feels like, and I'm
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: going to tell you genuinely, it feels like whenever you
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: ask me something, you try to break me down all
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: No.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: I'm being genuine. I'm being super genuine. Okay, so I'm
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: being genuine too. Okay, yeah, I know you are being genuine.
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: That's the part that fucking bothers me. It seems like
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: you're being genuine trying to break me down all the time.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: I just don't understand that I just.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: Don't understand how as a grown-ass 27 year old You
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: don't know you don't fucking want to drive cuz you're scared.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah My whole argument goes back to that. Okay,
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: you're scared to drive Don't meet up with some foot
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: alley and pick up drugs That's never fucking happened in
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: my life. I've never I've never met You haven't seen shit.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: I see why I've seen you hang out at one
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: of the most dangerous gangs area.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Okay more But were you scared? Yeah, I'm trying to
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: get over shit. Yes, bro. But I just don't understand how, like,
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: just because you say shit, bro, doesn't mean like, oh,
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: that's how it is. Oh, that's how it is. Like, yeah, bitch,
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: I know. Okay, I'm starting to work on it, bro.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: Fuck you want me to do? I can't just start
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: driving right now. Yeah, you can. Yeah, well, I'm not gonna.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: That's what it is. I'm not gonna. All right, then. Yes,
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna. Fuck me, bro. You know, it's always
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: like this. You're always trying to, like, put me on
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: the chopping block or, like, fucking... We both asked the
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: same question and then you got mad. No, bro, don't
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: do that. You both did not ask the same question.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: I think you should put it on the table. That's
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: when you want to learn how to drive. That's definitely
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: something I do need to plan out. But, yeah, the
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: person like this is going to be like, all right,
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: he's a lying bitch. He won't ever do that unless
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: he's a fucking bitch. It is a buggy. When he
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: brings up the car, he's like, hey, next week I'm
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: going to put his shit in. You got the car
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: five months ago. Wait, did you ever go to the DMV?
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't do shit, bro. Didn't do shit with it.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: I remember him saying, yeah, I'm going to go to
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: the DMV. He was on the phone with you. He's like,
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go to the DMV today or something
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: like that while I was cutting his hair. I remember that.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: I remember saying that too. And I'll probably just stop
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: telling you shit over and over. Just so we don't
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: ever bring shit up again. And then I'll be like.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: But at this point, it's a gimmick for me, too.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: I think it's hilarious.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: I think the fact that you're a grown-ass man that
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: get a bag. Because that's what he likes saying. He's like,
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: I get a bag.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Catch a motherfucker. The only reason I say I get
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: a bag is because you guys are always telling me
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: I'm a fucking Jew.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: I haven't called you a Jew. You've called me a
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Jew a hell of times. Calling you a Jew and
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: you're Muslim is what makes it funny.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: No, that's not the point. You're calling me a Jew
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: because you're trying to say I'm cheap. That's what it is.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: That's what it is. And then what? And then what? Oh,
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: and then look, look, look. And then look, the way
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: he acts right now, I literally saw it first.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: He was about to throw a fit and leave because Poirot.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Was backed up a little bit. Not backed up a
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: little bit, because this. He said he was going to
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: take 30 minutes on his and 30 minutes on mine.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: These motherfuckers are hugging, laughing, kicking it. He took 55
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: minutes on it. Shut up. He took 55 minutes on
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: his haircut. This motherfucker took 15 on mine. Obviously, I'm
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: going to get fucking mad, bro. It shows you obviously
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: want to like, like, bro, you're on a time crunch,
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: you know? Is this not your fucking job? Why are
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: you kicking it with this nigga 45 minutes? Bro, they
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: got to be done like six times. The booksy says.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: 45 minutes. Bro, they were shit, bro. They were doing
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: the most more. Obviously, I was mad. 55 minutes, no. Obviously,
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: I was mad. That's not why he was mad. No,
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: he was mad because a little half person came in
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: and sat next to him. And if we didn't stand
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: on business there, you know what he'd be saying? When
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: I'm dying, I'm going to sock him out. I didn't
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: even talk to that. You're a pussy. What I hated
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: but what I hated bro was the disregard of people's
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: time that you guys have you guys don't you guys
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry you How the fuck you gonna tell me yeah,
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: but we're gonna get to the 30 and get to
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: the 30 we don't be done Baba, but you took
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: 55 minutes How long you took 20 minutes 25, bro,
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: I always do you always tell me Oh, don't get
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: me out of the chair. Hurry up. Let's go.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: You put your earphones, but you make it and you
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: make it so easy to do that you make it
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: so broad Why because whenever it's not because whenever they're
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: off you're always trying to make fun in like No.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: No, you want to know why you got to it
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: cuz pose cutting.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: My hair the Jewish there I came in and I
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: was like, hey, hey boy, you're gonna take like five minutes.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, we're at a barbershop. Oh everybody's shooting the shit
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: in there. No one's no one was shooting shit. Oh
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Nobody was shooting shit. Everyone was minding their own business.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: You niggas was over here doing butt plays. We're shooting
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: the shit. That shit just got me so pissed off, bro.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: But why were you mad? It's because you guys disregard me.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: You guys don't respect me. That's why I was fucking mad, bro.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't say nothing. He said he's like angry. Yeah,
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I know. I know. I know. Bro, that's what he does, bro.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: That's what he does. No, no, no. He's like a
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: master manipulator. I'm sitting down, boy. He knew that shit
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: was going to get me pissed off, too. So he
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm mad as fuck, bro.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: No, I said I got mad for the Jewish guy
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: walked in.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: And then he said he's a Jakarta. And I'm like,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, and I'm like, he's shit. No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I told boy, like. That's a boy like, hey, fool, if.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I make sure that we're about to take off right now, like,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: if I make sure you guys come down, if we're
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: not here, we're about to take.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Off on the Jew, you feel me? And we're sitting down,
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: we're chilling, and then.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, Jakarta, that's what Paul said, just wait
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: another 20 minutes, that was going to get the Jew
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: real quick.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: This fool got up and he was like, I'm going
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: to go home, I'm going to go home. I could
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: just go home. I could just go home. I literally
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: did not have that. All I did was, I said,
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: I said, I want to relax. I want to be
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: able to relax while I get my cut. I could
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: come tomorrow morning. Didn't I say that? And then I
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: was like, oh no, I still got you. Like, I
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: don't know. But then he made that joke and that
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: shit did get me pissed off. Fuck you too. Yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What joke did I make? Facts, bro. Facts, bro.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: What joke did I make? Bro, this is why, bro.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad you haven't kicked it with us in
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: so long, bro. Cause like now that I'm down at
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: your back, bro, I fucking want you gone again, bro.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: It's like you both together just are not good people, bro.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: But you're like really sensitive. We were obviously going to talk,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: but obviously we told you he got too big. But
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: why were you frustrated? Because we had a long day? Nah,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: that's a long day.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: I always accept you, do I not? Yeah, no, no,
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: of course, of course. I appreciate it, I appreciate it.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Maybe I was just tripping that day, bro, but this was-
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Because it was true. Yeah, it has nothing to do
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: with the fucking guy. No, no, no, you were mad?
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: It has 0% to do with the guy. The thing
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: that got me mad was because you said, you said
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: you were going to go 30 and 30, and then
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: you took hell along with him. God forbid, I freaking
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: took 15 extra minutes, bro. I'm sorry. Yeah, God forbid.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, bro. 20 extra minutes. 15, bro. Now, I'm
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: not mad about it anymore. I could give a fuck. No, no, no.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: But let's be honest, Jakarta. What's the deal?
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Before we continue with this episode, we want to tell
• 18:18
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• 18:19
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• 18:25
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• 18:49
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• 18:51
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• 18:53
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• 18:55
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• 19:02
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• 19:07
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• 19:11
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• 19:15
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• 19:18
  Speaker 2: What the heck? You tripping.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: It's because of that and also because Carolina.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Panthers are 53%. Yeah, facts. And then we got the
• 19:25
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• 19:27
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• 19:33
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• 19:37
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• 19:39
  Speaker 1: We just went to Chicago. We're going with Chicago Bears.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Always. And plus they're going to win. I'll go a
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: little more down. All right.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: The Cincinnati bangles and the houston texas we love houston
• 19:49
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• 19:51
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• 19:53
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• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Jakarta used to think Puerto Rico was one of the states.
• 20:22
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• 20:41
  Speaker 1: If it was a more struggling race, like a Latino
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: or a black, you would have been more okay with it.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: But the fact that I made the joke that the
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Jew was going to go further for you, it triggered
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: something in your Islam and faith and blood.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: You're such a fucking idiot. It was the fact that
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: you said another person was like, bro, like, It was
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: a fun you try to give me orders in the barbershop.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Maybe 20 minutes. Who the fuck are you? Who the
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: fuck do you think you are? I was joking. No, bro, bro.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: You weren't like, bro. I wasn't joking. You were joking, bro.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: But you know what you're you know what you're talking about.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I hate how you try to. It was just a joke.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up. I've been to the barbershop before. Dumbass.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: And we joke. You're not funny. Stop joking. I always
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: tell you. I'm like, all right, there's your guy. You're like,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: shut up, bitch. And then you leave. No, but I
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: got to. I got to. I got to.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: I got it right there.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: And then, and then it's cool.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Like for right now, he made a joke about my
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: dad being dead and me only having one parent.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I didn't cry, bitch. I didn't. I didn't laugh. You said,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: you said, when did I say, I didn't see. That's
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: how I know you're such a fucking dumb ass piece
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: of shit. No, I know. I didn't. I said, if
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: you write it back, I said, literally what I said was, damn,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: that's crazy. Damn, that's a good one. I heard no,
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I said damn that's crazy. You said damn. That's a
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: good one Did I did I say damn that's a
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: good one or did I laugh and I shook his hand?
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: What did I do? You laughed and shook his hand. Okay.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I didn't say damn. That was a good
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: one You said both at the same time. Okay, then yeah,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I guess that was a good one. It was a
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: great one, bro It's the best joke in the fucking world.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Wow I hate I hate how you guys I hate
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: how you guys try to put but you see how
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: i'm not getting mad I mean the only reason i'm
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: getting mad was uh, bros because look, ah, bruh, fuck,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: but I just look silly as fuck right now You
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: don't look silly. You gotta stop taking stuff so personal.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Everything is personal, bro Every cuz you think I'm over
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: here a fucking Jew hitting motherfucker and I was tripping
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: because what's your heart? What's your car this time?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: What's your car this Tuesday episode of Miley Martin comes
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: out a lot of you Fuck that.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you. So what I stand on everything I said
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: on that. I Never say I just say hey juice people.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't I'm critical of them I'm not
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: a Jewish hater. I'm a Zionist hater I was cracking homies.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I would have kicked up Okay, what do you what
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: do you think I would have done? All right, good shit, bro.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know what but why do you keep trying
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: to paint me? Like I'm a bitch. Is that your thing?
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: That's your gimmick. You're trying to paint me like a
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: hoe every single episode.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: We're joking about the one You're trying to expose my
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: fucking finances and shit $ 100.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: All right, what's next? What the fuck? But I backed
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: you up on that, bro. Yeah, right. I was right.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Come on. All right, then. There you go. I'm not mad.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck, actually. I don't care about nothing, bro.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: It shows. Yeah, I know. Especially in your own head.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Especially in your own head. Especially the gift people give you.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: What you do with my cartons? You're never going to
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: wear them either? No, I'm going to get them prescribed.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Thank you for that, by the way. All right. What's
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: today's date? Today is the 14th. Okay. September 14th. Today
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: is September 14th. Yeah, 9-14. Okay.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: By when, let's put a polymarket thing. Over or under?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Over or under, when Jakarta will get this prescribed.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: How long does it usually take to get your glasses prescribed?
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: It depends where you get it, but usually you could
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: get them as fast as like five days, seven days.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Not for car years, for sure, no. I'm definite. Well, Dick,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: it's the same thing. I mean, it's still glasses. It's
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: a special pair of glasses, though, no? Pretty sure it
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: wouldn't be the same. I don't want to fight him. Yeah,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: I know, bro. You should tell yourself that. No, no,
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: but listen, but listen, but listen. Bro, stop fucking grabbing
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: me like that, bro. I'm not grabbing you. Bro, you're
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: telling me you don't want to fight him? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: There you go. Grab me softly, bro. What, bitch? I
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: want to break your hand too, what, bitch? Here, here.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Look at me. Look at me. Bro. Look at me. Okay, bro,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: but extend more, bro, because I'm not your bitch, bro. No,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I know you're not. I didn't say you were my bitch.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: So why you grab manhandling me like this, bro? No,
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to grab you like this, like... I want
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: you to be a better man Papa.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I know I appreciate that like like like for your
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: people pretty strong I thought to the other day. No,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I imagine you have a card You're gonna be a
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: very a very mobile people like getting driven around.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I know Jakarta. What if she doesn't have a car?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: What are we doing kicking it?
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying No, Jakarta, but listen, you gotta relax.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: I'm relax, bro. I just I've been feeling this like
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I I feel like every time we kick it, brother,
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: there's something else new that's wrong with me. That shouldn't
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: be a thing. I didn't say... No, no, no. I'm
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: just saying... I didn't even bring up the car thing.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I didn't even bring
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: up the car thing. You brought that up. I'm not
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: talking about the car. I'm just saying, in general, I
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: feel like every time I see you, you tell me
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: another thing that's wrong with me. No, I don't tell
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: you another thing that's wrong with you. I tell you
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: another thing that you can improve.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Every single time? Nigga, no one's perfect. And I definitely
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: have been making... I've been... I definitely been making changes
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: in my life, you know? For sure. Okay, so.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I'm just mad that as a 27-year-old, you don't want
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: to drive. Okay, but be mad.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I got to figure that shit out myself.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Stay mad. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck to
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: tell you. And you're a problem, bitch.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: You're like his other little friends, enabling him to be
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: thinking it's okay.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: No, no. I told him to make a timetable. I
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: know it's not okay. I told him. I know as
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: a man, I need to learn how to drive. One,
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: I know how to drive. Two, I just don't feel
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: comfortable driving. That's what it is. If it's life or
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: death situation, I can fucking drive. I've driven from Long
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Beach to Burbank once. I've told you that many times.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: All street or freeway? Freeway. Nice. Granted, it was a
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: lot of traffic, but. Which is scarier. Yeah, but I
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: was with a bitch, so it was cool. So I
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: got an option, you know? Were your palms sweating when
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: you were young? Yeah. Wasn't on the wheel? Nah. One
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: on her thigh? One on my thigh. Mine's just big
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: as hell. Yeah, you got to just be... You got
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: to get it done, fool. Yeah. I hope you're out
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: for a run. No question. Yeah, I mean, you have
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: a lot of free time now, so you could definitely
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: help me out. Yeah. I'll be down. All right. I
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: don't know. I just... I'm not really like... I'll go
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: where my dad taught me. Go happy, bro. You were
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: going to say something? I wasn't going to say anything.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Go ahead. No, it's cool. Just say it, bro. I
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: wasn't going to say anything. Well, you should have. I know,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: And then I would think you guys would be more like,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Self-sufficient with two parents, you get double the knowledge, and
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: it doesn't seem like that.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Self-sufficient? Bro, I don't ask you for shit. No, I'm
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: saying within your own life. Okay, okay, so within my
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: own life, I don't ask nobody for shit. That's pretty self-sufficient.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I don't even ask people for rides. I'm pretty self-sufficient.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I can do everything my fucking self if I wanted to, bro. Hey,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: do you want to come to me at your house?
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: I can go with you. Okay, when was the last
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: time I did that? This weekend, to Camino. You came
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: to my barbershop with him? Actually, I asked on dress.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: I didn't even ask you. You did ask me. No,
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: me and I just already had plans to go together.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: For you to check the group chat? Yeah, you can
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: check the group chat, but me and I just already
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: had plans to go together. So then why didn't you
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: guys meet at my house? Because you said you wanted
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: to go. You said, hey, let's all just go together.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: And bro, why are you just trying to like, oh, bro,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you're rage baiting me or something, bro,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: but it's like, it's kind of pissing me off. It's working.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: It's working, definitely, bro. Don't let it get to you.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: That's why I have high cortisol, bro. Just because there's
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: so much stress in my face. You're acting like caribou.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Like you're such a sensitive bitch. Like working with two
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: is like working with a high knot, fool. Like it's
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: sort of God, fool. Like I've worked around women before, fool.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: And they're some of the hardest people to work with.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Like nobody frustrates me more than Andrea and.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: You, fool. Like that ass.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: But Andrea literally has a vagina.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: So I could deal with her attitude when she's like, listen,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: let me talk.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: But with two, fool, it's like the shit at the
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: barbershop that day, I was really surprised. I literally made
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: a joke like he's going to put the two first. Hey,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I'll just go tomorrow.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I want to be comfortable when I'm sitting down, all right?
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: I'm going to just take off. Put your headphones on.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Did he not make a scene? I just don't know
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: how any of that was wrong. If I said I
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: wanted to be comfy, bro, while I was looking at this.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: What were you being comfortable, though? For what? Because I
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: don't want to feel like I'm getting rushed. You're not.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: I told you. I knew when I sat down, you
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: told me, bro. And, like, bro, you think I'm the
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: most difficult person to work with? I think you're definitely
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: one of the most difficult people to work with. How?
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm so chill. Yeah.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Difficult doesn't always mean that you're not obnoxious. It could
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: mean lack of work ethic or something like that. Difficult
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean that. I think you're one of the funnest
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: people to work with, but that also makes you one
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: of the most difficult people to work with.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so. I truly believe that. There's nothing
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: wrong with that. No, there's everything wrong with that. What
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: do you mean? Saying that you're a difficult person to
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: work with, there's definitely something wrong with that. It means
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: that there's something wrong with me and I'm being difficult. Yeah.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: So how is that not something wrong? But there could
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: be levels to difficult. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you said
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: you're one of the most difficult people to work with. Yeah,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: and I haven't worked with a lot of people because
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: usually I get rid of people. Or I don't work
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: with them anymore because I make a choice. But when
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: you are making a choice, do I complain 100%? But
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: do I deal with you? Yes. You're fun. So it's
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: an even thing. I hope you're not a super easy
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: person to work with as well. Yeah, I'm also the
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: boss when it comes to a lot of these things.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: There you fucking go. And that's how it is. And
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: that's how it is at the end of the day. Yeah,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: you are like Lil Yachty. Yeah, I guess you're done.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Like you wrote every song for Caribou and Caribou didn't even,
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: write every song for her. I did. Nah, he said
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: he did it. He said he did it, right?
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: He wrote the verse for On The Radar, and On
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: The Radar is what got Caribou. She was his assistant.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: And then she was like, I want to start rapping.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: He was like, okay, I'll put you on.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I'm going to ask you more personal. He wrote for her. Oh.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: So that she could start like begin out there on
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: the radar for what got her out there.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: She had like one song maybe before on the radar.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: She was on Concrete Boys? Yeah. She got, she was,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: let's say it's Andrea. Andrea wants to start.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Use the example of me in Jakarta. Well, he wasn't
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: your assistant. It's an assistant. That fool was damn near
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: my bitch. No, okay.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: So basically, Carapool was Lil Yachty's assistant. She told him,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I want to start rapping. Obviously, she's influenced by the
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: vibe that she's in. And then once she got the position,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: she became a cocky bitch.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: She was... Yeah. She was like, oh, I'm fucking... She's
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: basically like, if.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: She was popping it like she was doing it all herself,
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: but you can tell when it's Yachty's shit.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't hate on that. Who said you're
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: on Caribou's? Uh, what? Well, why are they fighting, though?
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: They're fighting because when, when, when, essentially when they had
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: the fallout, he shoved her, right?
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: No, no, but what was the fallout? She was in
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: the fucking... She left.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: She wanted to leave because she was saying that he
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: was always putting it on her that... That he was
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: writing the lyrics for her and everything. But then, fucking,
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: I think he let her go, but he kept her
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: rights to the.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Music or something. But it's because she had signed a
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: deal under the Concrete Boys. Like, under, basically, his, like, little,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: his brand that he has. And he used it? Used it? What,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: the music? Yeah. No. I mean, it's his, though. Yeah,
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: it's his. You're writing her biggest hits. And then... Well,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, not her biggest. I thought it was like.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Well, it was on the radar and I think there
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: was another one that he had wrote for her.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the one that she was getting up and screaming
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: and crying? Yeah, that clip. That clip. Can we play
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: that clip or no? Yeah. It was like on the... Yeah,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: you can play it from like an Instagram clip for sure.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: That's just funny because that food just never says he's wrong.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: He's like... Okay, yeah, we got mad. But it's because
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: he's not wrong. She's playing with emotions. She kept fucking saying...
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Because she posted.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Saying that he hates women, that he's a piece of shit,
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: that he disrespects her, that he did all.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, just because he disrespects her doesn't mean he hates women. No, no,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: he didn't. No, but he was like, okay, but I
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: didn't do that. I didn't do that. She was like, yeah,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: because I was mad at you, like this and that. Oh,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: he's like, oh, then this is the same reason why
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: I said that about you. Yeah, but it's like a
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: lot of shit.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: A lot of people in the comments were saying like, oh,
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: that's the type of shit that could get somebody canceled
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: and then just for it to be at the end, like, oh,
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: I was just lying.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I was just based out of emotions. Because they react
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: off emotion a lot. I hate that shit.
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: You want to make a joke right now? See, you're
• 32:23
  Speaker 8: making it about two. I knew you were going to
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: make a joke. I felt it. What was I going
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: to say? You were going to say, oh, this was
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: a sensitive little bitch like her. That's probably what you
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: were going to say along those lines.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: No, I was going to say, you are. I'm sorry. Yeah,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: a lot of your emotions, like you not driving, it's
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: mad funny to us. I don't give a fuck. I
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: don't have your money on Ubers. Go ahead. Okay, cool.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to be a good friend and tell
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: you that. It doesn't sound like it. Okay, how should
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I say it? No, it doesn't matter how you say it, bro.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: I already know your intentions. No, no, how should I
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: say it? No, no, no, it's cool. Give him an example.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Hypothetically speaking, okay, let's just say, you know what, you guys?
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: I got a car, and I'm going to just give
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: it back. I don't feel like driving the rest of
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: the year. You beat me. Go ahead. No, real quick. Like,
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck. Like, you're a waste
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: of fucking space. You're a piece of shit. You're a
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: dumb bitch. That's literally what comes out your fucking mouth. Bro. Hey, bro.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I'll be you. I'll be you. You ready? No, no, no.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: It's okay. You already were me. You just were me. No, no.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Give me three, two, one, action. All right. Three, two, one, action.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I'll be Narciso. I don't feel like driving because I'm scared. Oh. Oh,
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: 2-4 every morning. Oh. Oh, H-Mark. I got an Uber
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: to H-Mark because I can't drive. Oh. I'm never Uber.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: I don't ever want to drive because I'm scared.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Oh. I don't want to drive because I'm scared. Oh.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Call the plug.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, though. Let's drive. Let's drive. Oh, no. Oh.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: That just shows, bro. That just shows what you can do. See,
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: I didn't get mad when you made me. No, I'm
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: not mad. He's getting mad. Bro, you guys need to
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: tell me. How are you going to tell me I'm
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: getting mad? How are you going to tell me I'm
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: getting mad if I just told you I'm not? Okay.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is this is why you can't tell
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: certain people how you feel. You know, because they'll think
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: of it as like a fucking joke, and they'll just
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: say it's a fucking joke, and you're a fucking joke. Oh,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: such a joke. Oh, tofu every morning with my cup
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: of noodles. Oh. Oh, Fidel got the plug. Oh, let's
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: drive that with your car. I can't because I'm scared
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: to drive.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Heaven delivered will pay extra. Oh. Go ahead, reply like me.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: All right, three, two, one, action. Honestly, bro, don't fucking
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: touch me. Leave me the fuck alone. I'm not surprised.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on. Before you play this, I feel
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: like this. Dude, shut the fuck up. Let me talk, bro.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Let me talk. I can't talk. Shut the fuck up.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Let my brother talk. I feel like her right now, bro.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: That's exactly all I wanted to say. Go ahead, please.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: The guy's still there. I thought he, I thought he
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: got kicked out. No, he didn't get kicked out, but
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: like they just stopped it for a bit. Oh, and
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: then they got back. Yeah. Okay.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: That's why I'm irritated. Because you said, I said you
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: didn't write two songs, right?
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: And I agree. No, you didn't.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: You said, but I wrote every other song, which is untrue.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: First off, I said that.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: That is not true.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: When are you saying that? You said you didn't write
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: my biggest songs. I said, that's true. I said I
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: didn't because I didn't. And I agree. I did not
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: write your biggest records. You just after that said, but
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: I wrote everything else. Because I.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: But you did not. I should have said, did you
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: write Running Late? Did you write Never Need?
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: And I said no.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: And it should have been that.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: That's not fair. Because that's not fair. I said that
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: because you're trying to make it seem like I didn't
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: do anything.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: You literally said you wrote every single song I ever made.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: And then you just said you can't. And you said
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: so much things about me. What are you talking about?
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about one thing. This is the point of this.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: And I can talk about a million things you said.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: You literally said you wrote every single thing. You're trying
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: to make it seem like I did nothing. And that's
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: the part that's bothering me. No, I'm not. Yes, you are.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: It's a group. We did this together. You make it
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: seem like, oh, you ain't writing no songs for me.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: It's not I. And you da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And you da-da-da-da-da-da-da. I'm sorry, bro.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: I think Caribou's right, bro. Is that how I looked
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: right now? Yeah. No, I just think... What'd you say, bitch?
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I just think.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I just think, like, sometimes, like... And I love that
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: for you. I love that you're winning. But you could
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: be a really cocky bastard. And what cocky makes you do... Like,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: me cocky, me girl blowing up.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Makes me want to work harder. To you, it's like...
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: I do what the fuck I want. Don't tell me
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: what to do. You can't make fun of me because
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Looked as bad. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom. Listen, listen, listen. You're going
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: to get mad. I'm not getting mad.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not getting mad. Even though what you're saying is
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: hurtful and shit, I'm not getting mad. Because that's not
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: even how I move. I've never even done this to
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: a camera. I don't know. Andres, Andres, Andres. You missed that.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: I said, I've never even done this to a camera.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, I get the Sopranos thing. No, it's not,
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: it's not. I just think you need to- It's how
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: you think. I don't even act like that. I don't
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: act like no one can make fun of me. All
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: you guys do is make fun of me. Literally, that's
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: you guys' thing. I've never seen you guys make fun
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: of each other. I have made fun of you. Dude,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up. No one's talking to you. Yeah,
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: mine though. Please just wait. No, I'm talking about the group,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: not you. And I feel like you don't know how, like,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: you could think you know that's how I act, and like,
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: I'm acting like this, but it's not how I'm acting. Okay,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: so then if it were to take a poll, you
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: think they'll take my side or your side? Oh, bro, bro,
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: they'll take your side no matter what. No, no. It
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: could be all over, anything, they'll take your side. It
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter. It's just what it is, truthfully. Sometimes I
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: feel like it's a U3 against me sometimes. Who's U3?
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Who do you think?
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Me and Jess and Andres, you think we team? No,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I think it's you two against me. Okay, so then
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: why are you saying three? So which one is it,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: two or three?
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Maybe, I don't know. What is it? What do you think?
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I'm asking you. Well, I don't know. Maybe it's just you, actually.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's just me. Which one is it? I just
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: don't like how you think, like, I'm a cocky bastard
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: and I'm this and that. Like, bro, I feel like
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I'm super. No, no, you're a cocky pussy. Bastard. That
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: was good. That was good. You can't get mad. That
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: was lame as fuck. That was good. He caught you
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: off guard when he said pussy. He said, ah.
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is. No, no. Bro, trust me. I
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: heard all you were saying. I just don't like how
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I feel like you're trying to. I feel like you
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: guys are. You guys are trying to paint me like
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: I'm a bitch or something. That's how I feel. I
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: feel like you guys are like, oh, I'm a cocky bastard.
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: I'm a.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: I'm an arrogant piece of shit or something like that.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's far from that. I feel like
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: I'm really cool, chill. I feel like I'm a very
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: loving person, too. I agree. So I don't know where
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: this is all coming from. I don't know where the
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: I do whatever the fuck I want is coming from. Okay,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: so Poirier, you're not being from our group, right? Okay, Poirier.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: I feel like you are in the group. What do
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: you think about Caribou? I just don't like that she
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: has to get loud to prove her point. What do
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: you have to do that for? And I'd already discredit-
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: That's you who's fucked. I already discredit that. I like
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: how Lil Yachty kept calm and just- That's literally me.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: I keep calm all the time. Kept the same tone
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: the whole time. I used to hate that with anybody. Okay, okay, okay.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Is there somebody you're talking about specifically? Okay, okay, okay.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: So the situation between me and Jacar, because you watch
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: the podcast. Yeah, yeah. I do, for sure. What do
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: you think? I think you guys both yell, though. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: But do you think Who's loudest? Do you think he's sensitive?
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: For sure, I can tell you that, yeah. No, no, no,
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: I'm talking to him. Okay, go ahead, bro. But are
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: you being serious with your responses when you're sensitive? Some
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: of them, definitely. There's definitely two. No, for sure, I
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: think he's probably sensitive. Yeah? For sure. Because I don't
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: take this shit too deep. But do I think you're
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: overly a dickhead? Yeah, for sure. Sometimes. Like, 90%. But
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: that's the job, I think, right? Yeah, being a dickhead's
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: the job.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: But I think it would be different if I was
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: a dickhead about his clothes.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, you didn't wrinkle ice cubes. Bro, you are
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: a dickhead with my clothes. Every time you see me
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: with a shirt, you go, damn, no plancha. All the time, bro.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: All the fucking time. But that's a joke. Is that
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: not a joke, though? That's a joke. It's a rose. No, no, no.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: But there's truth to it. Come on. That shit does
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: bother you. There's a truth to every joke. Yeah, exactly.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: There's a truth to every joke. When you call me
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: a fat piece of shit, do I cry? Bro, are
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: you a fat piece of shit? You just lost 70 pounds.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Are you a fat piece of shit? Okay, okay, okay.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: But do I cry? Bro, when have you... You have
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: tears falling out of my fucking eyes? Is that what
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: crying is? I've never cried, bro. Maybe to myself, but
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: not on a fucking camera for sure. But do they
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: hurt you when I say that you don't iron your shirt? No,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: it hurts me when you say I don't do shit
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: with my life. That's what fucking hurts me. I say
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: you don't drive. I was bringing up the driving. No, no, no.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: And I'm bringing this up. Because that's how it feels.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: When you bring up the driving, you bring up something else,
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: and you bring up something else, and you bring up
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: something else, it seems like.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: See, I think he's on my side.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: He is on your side. This is your main bitch.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: I even said... It's your bottom bitch. I even said
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: I agree with you on a lot of things. All right, bro.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Bet that. Bro, you don't agree with me on shit.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: I fucking hate you.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I always tell you, bro, but I'm a dick when
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I have to be, but I'm also a good appraiser
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: when you do good.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. No, it's cool. I just... Okay, so don't
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: make me seem one way and then not the other way. No, no.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: You're definitely both. You're definitely both. But I'm saying lately
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: you've definitely been on the other way. But I have
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: been giving you some reasons for you to be like that.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: So I do understand. But right now I feel like
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: I'm on a streak where you can't talk shit to me.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Have I done anything? No, no, no. About anything. The
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: whole issue was about the driving. Okay, if the driving
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: is such an issue, I don't know. Because it doesn't
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: affect you at all. Like zero percent of it. And
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: I promise you, bro. Wallahi, bro. I would try my
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: hardest to not fucking ask you for shit. If your brother...
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: It's not about asking me for shit. He wants to
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: see you do it.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: I want to see myself do it too.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Listen, listen, listen, listen.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: If your brother was not driving at a certain age.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: and you fools are all doing good around you and
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: you're like, damn, before you start driving, is it not
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: bothering you that he's not driving? It would bug the
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: fuck out of me. It would bug the fuck... No, listen,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: let me get my point across. If we all get
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: into a bag, right?
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: And let's say you and all your whole family is
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: getting into a bag. and one foot just sitting on
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: the couch all day and not just doing nothing.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: It would bug you, right? It would bug the fuck
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: out of me.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: If all of us drive and we're all drive, we
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: all get into it, and we all working better to
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: get more business deals and everything, right?
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: You would want to get that too, right? Of course,
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: of course, yeah. So you see everybody around you driving.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I would want to drive. And then I'm your brother, right? Yeah,
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: of course. I'm your brother? Of course, bro. We're brothers.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: I think you're my brother. Dude, I said yes, yes, yes.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: You know you're my fucking brother, bro. And we're real brothers.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Not like OTF Jam and Lil Durk. No, because they're
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: not real homies. Well, actually, you said you would snitch
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: on me, but you're a punk ass bitch. Depends on
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: the crime. Yes, I would. Bro, if you just killed
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: seven people and you came to my house straight after,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: you're getting snitched on, bro.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, bro. Depends on the seven people. Yeah,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: what if they were all Zionists?
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Shit happens where you can hide in my attic like
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: fucking Anne Frank if you want, bro. Okay, so all I'm.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Saying is all I want and meet and when I
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: say personal, we've talked about it all here.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: I don't mean in a bad way. I generally think
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Stop being a punk-ass bitch and learn how to fucking drive.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: There you fucking go right there, buddy. I don't like
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: how you talk to me, bro. I don't like it.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Stop being a punk-ass bitch and drive. Okay, but bro, it's... Papa, papa.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Papa, you get to a fucking bag.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I see your checks. Go fucking learn how to drive.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: At this point, hire a driver instructor. I'll tell you something, bro.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you something. No, shut the fuck up, boy.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Dead ass hire a driver.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Go to driving school if you're that scared.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: You pussy bitch. Hop in that Prius.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Hop in that Prius with the big ass yellow student
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: driver and be a punk bitch.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Go to Jakarta. Learn how to drive. And as an adult. Okay.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: You know what? Let me finish. Hold on. What's the
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: date today right now? 14. Okay, pull up the calendar
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: for me. September 14. Shut your fucking mouth. Pull up
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: the calendar. Shut the fuck up. What do you need
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: a calendar for? What is average from right now? Do
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: you think... To learn how to drive? Because I know
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: how to. I know how to. Then what the fuck?
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? It should be less than a week.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Less than a week.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: As somebody that brings up money, right? And I'm saying this,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: you bring it up as a gimmick, but you're serious.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: You get to a bag. Only because, you guys, only because.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: You're not that man if you don't know how to drive.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Bro, I've been the man when I had, if I
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: had no fucking legs, I'd be the fucking man. If
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: I had no fucking dick, I'd be the man. Hell no.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: For you to be the little man, the little legless man,
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't be a man. All I'm saying is. He
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: disrespected me. He disrespected me and I never got to
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: get him back. He disrespected me and I never got
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: to get him back. Sorry. I'm sorry. He disrespected me
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: and I never got to get him back. So now
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: we're cool for the barber thing. Now we're cool for
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: the barber shit. Hey, don't call my barber a punk bitch.
• 44:58
  Speaker 9: Ah!
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is- You have to understand, bro, a
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: lot of this, like, look, I've been podcasting right now
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: for nine months. I've been podcasting for nine months. I
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: just sold out the Novo. A lot of people that
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: are just coming up podcasting, they really want to sell
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: out the Novo, you know? And for me, I feel
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: like this is a huge accolade that I've achieved. So
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: when I do these little dramatic things, it's kind of,
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: it's called a, we call it clickbait. Yeah. You know?
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: We call it clickbait. So that's what it was. You
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: think I'm really sensitive? Clip farming. Clip farming. Clip farming?
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Clip farming? It's a new thing. So when I do
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: shit like that, it's because I want attention and I
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: want reels and I want to get more views on
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: our shit. I don't really feel like this. Me and Duno,
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: we're super smooth, actually. My driving shit, I'm already learning
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: how to drive. Okay, well, put up the calendar. I
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: don't know why you want to do a calendar.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: September should be the month you want.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: You should know. What the fuck, bitch? For what? For
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: the last 26 years, 25 years. It's so crazy. There's
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: two of my family's birthdays in September. Okay. Yeah, by... Okay,
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: but what's okay. So what's going to determine does he
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: know how to drive the you get a car? I
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: don't care. I mean, can you drive yourself here? You
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: drive yourself here here. You're bugging. What the fuck here?
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: You're bugging. This is car. No, it's not. This is
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: so far from my area. Foot your car. Do you
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: hate when people rush you? Rush me? Yeah, all the time.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: So now imagine you don't have to rush nobody Papa.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: You go on your own time.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Now imagine you don't have to rush nobody. Now imagine
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: you don't have to wait for them. They have to
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: pick you up to go to my house and we
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: have to meet up. Now imagine you could just pull
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: up whenever.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: Listen. Bruh. This is a fact. Listen. I don't ask
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: nobody for shit. Papa, papa, how much? Okay, how much
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: do you spend on Uber? This is real shit. Literally
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: over $ 600 a month. That's crazy. I'm so dead ass.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Over $ 600? Yesterday I just spent $ 150 on Uber. What
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: the fuck? Sorry, sorry. Where the fuck are you going? $ 110, $ 110. No. Nah.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Where are you, bro? Gang. Yesterday, I went to Tarzana
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: and I came back from Tarzana. Was it for something? No,
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: not even play. And you paid them? Nah. Yeah, just
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: to see the homie. Nah. I paid that much to
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: see Fidel, bro. You Tarzana? I see that for every day, honestly.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: This is ridiculous. I had a good time, though. For 110? No, no, no.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: This is like a fact.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: This is just like, now we're speaking like a fact. 110, bro,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: that could be a week of gas, Bob.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Depending on the car you have. The car that
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: he has right now, that shit's two weeks. No, no, okay, okay.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, but let's just say, because Jakarta's going to be
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: a first-time car buyer. What car are we suggesting Jakarta
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: to buy?
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: What are you like, all over? Andrea, what do you think?
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: What type of car should Jakarta get, his first car?
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: Just get like a used beater car, like a good
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: reliable car, like a Camry or something.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: She was terrible. They're not reliable. She was not. Honestly,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't have asked you about cars. Women don't know shit.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Get yourself a Honda Toyota Camry?
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: No, that shit will eat the gas. That shit will
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: eat the gas. I feel like, are you guys just... Wait, Andrea,
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: are they just disagreeing with you just because anything? No,
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying car wise. Andrea's been through like 30
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: cars I've known her. Oh, yeah?
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: No.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Well, no, she hasn't been to 30 cars.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Honda or Toyota?
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Honda. Honda, Honda, I agree. Yeah, that's what I was
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: going to say. You need to get like a Honda Accord.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Even if you get one that I know, like you
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: get one of 2026 or 2027, it'll last you literally
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: for the rest of your life. You can give it
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: to your kids.
• 48:33
  Speaker 7: But honestly, first, like, really know that you're going to
• 48:37
  Speaker 7: drive it.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Like, don't go get.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: A car and get into a car payment.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: No, he does need that. You want to know why?
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: He needs that so he could drive. It'll motivate him.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: It'll motivate him to drive.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: He has a car.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: He doesn't want it. He doesn't want that car. Yeah.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: So the issue is the car.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: No.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: The issue is you don't want to drive. You're scared
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: to drive, right?
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: I'm not scared of nothing. I'm a grown ass man.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: A beat that ass.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit. But I think it's the car too.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: I just want to give the car back. I feel
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: fucked up for even having it this long and not
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: doing shit with it. So I'm definitely going to give
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: the car back, but I will still learn how to drive. Yeah,
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: I know about something.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I think if you were to get into a car,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: it don't have to be a big car payment. It
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: could be like a little two, three. what literally what
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: he spent yesterday on one Uber would be a quarter
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: of his car like you would have to pay let's
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: say you pay let's say you pay $ 600 on Ubers
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: a month let's just say let's just estimate let's just
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: go the highest $ 700 Now you get a Honda Accord
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: that's like a light, it's not a super, you'll pay
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: top 400 a month.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Plus, let's say you.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Get like liability, not really on what you, the way
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: you panic, the way I've heard you got in a
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: car accident while putting in the parking.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: You might need full coverage, but let's just say that's
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: what you're going to be spending on a car that's yours.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: That you can have your shoes in the bag, you
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: can park it whenever.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: It's feeding my vibes. It definitely changes. You feel better, bro. Trust. Yeah. Yeah.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Once you have your own way, it gives you like a,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: For the first year, you're going to want to drive.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: After the year, you're going to be like the rest
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: of us. Nobody wants to drive no more, but it
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: is what it is. But you are going to be.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: And honestly, it'll help you be more like.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: For sure. How much? Do you Uber Eats a lot?
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Every day. Damn. Every day. You Uber Eats every day?
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Every day.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: How much do you think you spend on Uber Eats?
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Not just Uber rides.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: You have the membership?
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: You pay Uber One? Uber One. Be real, bro. I
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: don't want to say it. It's going to be embarrassing
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: as fuck. No, no. How much did you spend on
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Uber Eats? How many points do you have?
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: If he spends... More than a band, for sure. Nah.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: A month? Impossible. Are you sure? For sure. 800. Okay, okay, okay. 800,
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: something like that. Eight, seven, eight, six. What the fuck?
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Maybe six. But a lot of it's... I buy it
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: for the group. Wait, so that's 1,200 on Uber? Nah, bro,
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: but that's like a super high month, you know? Papa.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: I definitely have been throwing bread because I feel like... Yeah. So,
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: you know how they say, like, live by your means?
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Don't overspend it. Like,
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: live your means? Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, like...
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Don't be lying to me. Live your means. Like, live...
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. Necessity-wise? Yeah, yeah.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: But definitely, I feel like... Because I didn't have it.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: And now that I kind of do, I want to...
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Maybe I want this right now, or maybe I want this.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: You kind of get what I'm saying? But I think,
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think. I was like that.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: But like, so this is how you got to look
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: at it. The first of the month, this is how
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I look at my shit. Live within your means.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: That's what it is. Live within your means. Spend less, buddy,
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: that we're equal to. Yeah. But so like, how I
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: do it is. Spend less. I feel like. I feel
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: like that's a big thing. Let's just say somebody gets $ 20, 000.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: And let's say $ 8, 000.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Of that goes to overhead.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Which is what I was talking about, your overhead, which
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: goes like rain, water, all that. And let's say $ 3
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: of that is savings, $ 5 of that is taxes, $ 5
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: for emergencies.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: I think that's pretty good. I mean, I don't know.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: I think I'm pretty good with money if I can save. Like,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: that's what I want somewhere. Like, if I can learn
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: how to cook, bro, I'll be saving so much more money.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: But the same thing about him driving. Why don't you
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: want to learn how to cook?
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Well, because I have... My situation is different, though. There's
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: people around me that cook.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: So... If I match it to $ 300 on groceries every month. Okay.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: You feel me? Yeah. But, but I, but I do
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: think 1200 a month on Uber. That's crazy. 700 on, on,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: on Uber is crazy. It's probably way less realistically. No, bro.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Gas is expensive right now. The other day I called
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: an Uber. Andre, where do we call an Uber from? Bro,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: it was like $.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: 70, bro. What's the most I spent on Uber? Probably
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: like 70, 80. It was our spend on Uber. One
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Uber was like 110. From where to where? From here
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: to somewhere like past the valley for my cousin's wedding.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: And I forgot. Oh, where though? Like Santa Clarita vibes? Yeah,
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: something like that. I think maybe farther. That's a lot, bro.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: But that was because of the distance. And I fucking
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: overslept and they left me. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: That's, yeah, that's a lot, fool. Because I feel like
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: once you know how to drive, you're able to do
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: more shit more freely.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: I hate, I hate Ubers. It was like ranch on
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: some shit.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: I get car sick.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: You get car sick? Yeah. Really? I love, I love, well,
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: it depends, though. Sometimes I get in an Uber and
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: I be feeling mad uncomfortable. Oh, that shit snows? Yeah,
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: that shit, that shit bothers me. It's not, though. Sometimes
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: it's Asians, like, when, when. It could be anyone. It
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: could be anyone. Oh, yeah, but, like, a lot of
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: them cigarette smoke. So the car just reeks of cigs,
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: you know? And I fucking hate that shit. Nah, I
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: feel like, I feel like Ubers shouldn't be cigarette smoking. No, don't.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: It's not, but I'm saying, let's say if this guy
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: is a smoker, in a sense, you know what I'm saying? Oh,
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: like him in general is going to smell? Him in general,
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: he's going to smell, or his car is going to
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: reek of cigarettes or something like that, you know? You
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: could smell the masking of the Febreze and shit, but
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: you could still like, you know, it's in the seats.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: The other day I got a headache, so I put
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: the black ice, the smell on my car.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: That shit gave me a headache. I didn't open the window.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I had my AC blasting. Bro, I got a fucking headache.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: I got to throw up, bro. That shit was too
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: fucking strong.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: That's why I don't put air freshener in, bro. I
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: get headaches off that shit. I do. That's why I
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: don't even use cologne. You know what? You don't use cologne? Oh,
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: that's why you seem like a fucking nasty bitch. How
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: have you been in your life, bro? Talk to the people.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Just been working. Oh, shut the fuck up, boy. No, no,
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: come on, bro. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, bro,
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: because the boss said it. Come on. Are you going
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: to be going with those places now, bro? Oh, yeah.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: Of course, bro. Because I feel like everybody... You're such
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: a punk bitch for leaving in general for the first time.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't leave, bro. You left, bro. You left. I
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: didn't leave. You left, bro. You got with the girl
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: and then you left. And you left. Like a pussy bitch.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: It's not a bad thing. I'm just saying. You're one
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: of those fools that like... It's normal. It's not like... No,
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: I stayed through the struggle. I stayed. No, no, no,
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: that's not normal. That's not normal. That happens all the
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: time with people, bro. Yeah, but you're not people, bro.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: What happens with people that are homies with their homies?
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: But I learned, you know? No, no, it's crazy, it's crazy.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: I'm never going to let that happen again. No, no,
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: you left, but you stayed with your other homies. That's
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: the thing that kind of bothers me. No, yes, you did. Yes,
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: you did. You literally stayed with all your other homies.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Who was I fucking bitches with? Them or you guys? Well, us,
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: but not me, bro.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Come on. That's the truth. You were fucking my bitch. No, no, no.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: You were fucking my bitch. Facts. Double tap it. Wow. Okay,
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: so it was your bitch first. Yeah. Double tap it.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Double tap it. Nah, you used to hate Poe for
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: a while. I used to hate Poe. Poe used to
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: intentionally fuck up my haircut. Remember? No, I did not.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: I asked you and you said yes. Oh, you guys
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: fucked each other's bitches. Yes. But remember? No, no. But remember?
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lie, gang. That's not cool, fool. That's
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: not cool. What? That's not cool. That's not cool.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: If the group didn't know that, that you liked the
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: bitch and Jakarta was sticking his little come on, man.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: I didn't know. You didn't know? You didn't know that
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: you liked her? No, that Jakarta was sticking his up
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: in whatever the fuck. You didn't know? He didn't know.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: I made it known. He made it known. I made
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: it known to the group. I was like, hey, bro.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: But then I remember because my fades, one of them
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: would be faded really nice and the other side would
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: be good. Wait, that's why you were fucking in my burger? No, no.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on. And this other one
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: would be kind of fucked up. And I remember one
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: day I was sitting on Denner's couch and you're like, yo,
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: what's up with that fucking cut food? And I'm like, what?
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: And I look in the camera and I'm like, what
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: the fuck is going on? I was just two years in. No, no,
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: hold on. And then I asked you the next time
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: I got a cut and I was like, hey, bro.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: are you like kind of fucking me up because of that?
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: And you were like, just like a little bit. And
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, what? It's a joke. You're at a barbershop. No, no.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: We weren't at a barbershop, actually. We're identical. You just
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: say your next cut. So you know anything about clickbait?
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: He didn't have that much experience. That's cool. He didn't
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: have much experience. Yeah, bro. I was only like two
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: and a half years in, bro. Yeah, and he just
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: didn't fucking like me. Oh, my God. And you also
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: fucked his bitch. He fucked mine.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: But do you think you fucked his bitch because he
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: fucked yours?
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't. Well, he didn't fuck yours. He just
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: finger banged her. Oh, bro. Dude, you need to shut
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: the fuck up. I forgot, bro. Seriously, you need to
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up because he fucked your bitch.
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: But realistically I'm glad you're coming back around but you
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: can't only come around to the cool shit and.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: That's true. You have to come around to all the bullshit.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: You can't come to any gym until you regain our trust.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: Until you have to prove. Until you regain our trust. Yeah.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: Because you can. You can't be with us and then
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: you get with your girl and then. I can tell
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: you what's the point. No, no, let me finish. I
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: can tell you what's the point. Let me finish. Let
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: me finish. Bring some hoes around. Let me finish.
• 57:34
  Speaker 9: No.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: That's the truth. Let me finish. Let me finish. You
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: can't be with us, kick it, and then you find
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: a girl. No, shut the fuck up, bitch. Let him talk.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: He's the boss.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: And then you go M.I.A. But you're like, oh, no,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: it's because of my girl. It's because of my girl.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: But then your girl's cool with your other friends, which
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: they're all punk-ass, lame-ass bitches. Nah, shout out my homies.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Fuck your homies. Yeah, fuck your homies. You like them.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: I do. They're cool.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: And then you and your girl break up, and now
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: you want to come hang.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Out with us again. It's not that I wanted to.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: I always wanted to. It's just, you know, there was like-
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not even trying to bring her up or anything,
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: but I did ask her. I did ask her. I
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: was like, yo, bro, do you know I left this
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: for Kika with us? And she was like, that's him. Oh!
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: I heard that. I heard that. And you know what?
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: It wasn't even only to me. She said that to
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: multiple people. She was like, it's this one. He doesn't
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: want to kick what you guys. But you know what
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: I think it was? I think it was, you just
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: can't control yourself when you're around us. You want to
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: fuck a bitch. You know? I want to fuck something.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: So that's why he was like, I don't want to
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: cheat on my girl, bro. You know what I'm saying?
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: So I can't kick. But damn, you really... I'm more
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: chill now, though. I'm not on that.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: So what's the reason why? I'm more chill now. Instantly
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: started going to all the cool shit. Literally came back,
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: instantly started going to the after parties. Started going to
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: the Airbnb. So what's the reason? That what? That you
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: wouldn't kick it like a punk bitch you are. There
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: wasn't like a specific... Bro, you made her cry one time, bro.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: I made your girl cry one time and it was
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: because I was joking. All I said was that the
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: fit was too deep. And that was a joke.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe she's a sensitive ass bitch.
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: I mean, you know.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: I'll just say that. I'll just say that. Now you're
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: on your own. Oh, man, your bitch was crying like caribou. No, no, no.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: But yeah. But you're a punk bitch for not telling
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: her her fit was ugly. When you're in love with somebody,
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: nothing's ugly about that. Facts. All right. I've never been
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: in love, but I'm pretty sure that's how it goes. Yeah, nah,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: you've been in love.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: The fact that you knew he put his little fat
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: fingers in your girl's vagina, you still made out.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: With the bitch. I didn't just make out with the bitch.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: I was with that bitch for like a little bit.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: I was with that bitch for like a society month.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: By the way, bro, I don't respect you as a man,
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: so shut the fuck up. I was trying to make
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: me look like a bitch. That shit's funny to you.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Embarrassing as fuck, bro. I'll fuck with you. I was
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: fucked up. But yeah, you're a bitch. Fuck you. Don't
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: be saying he didn't faint. I don't care. I ain't
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: with that bitch no more. I get money, nigga. I
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: don't give a fuck. I had to say it. I
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: had to say it. I had to say it. I
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: had to say it. How mad were you when you
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: fucked up? I was distraught. I was heartbroken. I was like,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: oh my God. And then I thought about it. I
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is because I fucked his bitch up.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: And that's what happened. But now, what? What? The homies
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: still stay. You know what I'm saying? We don't fuck
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: bitches together, bro. Yeah, we with our one-one. This is
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: a food that- Who's you? This is a food that
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: tries to divide people. Yeah. He tries to divide his homies.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: We're back. Okay. This motherfucker's a Zionist. That's what it is.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is- Oh, you hear what he's saying? Oh,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Uber Eats. Oh. All I'm saying is- I definitely have
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: some soup at the Cribrano Korean Soup. And I've been
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: waiting to fuck that up. And guess where we got
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: it yesterday? On Postmates. So just wanted to throw that
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: out there. What's a day old? It's a day old.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Because soup can last. Postmate food is a day old?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: That's fucking disgusting. I'm straight out of that. Andrea, how
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: long can soup last?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: Depends if you store it properly.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Probably a couple of days. The fridge? Yeah. Yeah. But
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: from Postmates? He didn't get it from Poland. Yes, he did.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: He got it from a restaurant.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: He got it from a restaurant. You don't know how
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: long ago the restaurant had it.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: No more than a day because you don't know when
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: the restaurant cooked it.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. The restaurant makes it fresh.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: They only make this one dish at that restaurant. What
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: is it? Pho? No, it's suluntang. The Korean soup? What?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: I'm not up about that already. I'm sorry. What do
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: you want? Call the dress again? He fat bitch. Shut
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: the fuck up fat and he ran 10 miles All right,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: don't do that fat. Oh, he called you a fat.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: She was leaning.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: You just got them Bitch I've been happy Bitch I've
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: been happy Fucking non-slips.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: That's so crazy because when I got these. But when
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: I got these the first time, no one ever made
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: fun of it. I was like, these are super comfy.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: You were like, oh, nice shoes. And now all of
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: a sudden, like, I'm fucking... I didn't say nice. I
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: said that's a good choice to get. Yeah, they're nice,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: but they feel incredible. These feel really good. It's like
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: they have cloud tech. There's dust coming out of them.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: You gotta fucking clean them, bitches. I haven't used these
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: in so long. I just got back with them. They
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: do kind of look like prescribed shoes, though. I can
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: kind of see that. He got them bitches wearing wooden glasses.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Two for one deal. And he came with his glasses.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: How about, why do you look like a big midget?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: How about that one, huh? Why do you look like
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: a big midget? How about that, huh? So, let's make
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: fun of you. Hey, that's my joke. You don't own it.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: You can't take my joke, bitch.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: You heard him?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: He said, your bitch liked me. Yo, bitch don't like you. Actually,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: if we're just, oh, you want to say that? Man,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: all right then. What about the fact that these last
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: six months, you wanted every bitch except your bitch? How
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: about that? Niggas want to say that. It's okay. We'll
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: cut that. We'll cut that. Nah, we won't cut that.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: You don't give a fuck? Because it's not true. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: That's not true. Swollen up your bitch. Boy was figuring
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: your bitch was done. That's fucking disgusting. I like how
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: he just came up with that. He's been getting better
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: with drugs, actually. Fucking midget fingers. They're like newborns, huh? Bro,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: probably this. Bro, go. Go. We can't be... It's not
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: that far apart, bro. Bro. No, no, no. By the way,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: we can't be saying midget. I told you that's like
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: a bad word. What? Yeah.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: We got one right here.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: No, that's it. That's it. That's their like word. It's like,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying? Yeah. How do you know? Bro,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: we've talked about this on the part. One of my
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: coworkers is a midget angel. Yeah. So we're good. That's
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: the gay one? Yeah, the gay one. Yeah, that's funny.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: That's the one. That's the one. Okay. So there's like
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: seven barbers in your barbershop? Seven, yeah. Two of them
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: are best friends. You know the Fujon with the zigzag?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: And then the angel, the little gay guy. And I
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: guess there was a situation where... I feel like I've
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: got the Hitler going on right now, right? Yeah, I've
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: seen that shit. He has the Antonio Banderas shit going on.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: So there was a situation where I guess they got
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: into it at a bar. All the barbers are there.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Them two get into it at a bar. And they're
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: best friends, by the way, right? So they get into
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: a van. They're not talking. They go outside. Angel's talking
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: to two girls. And then, you know... Senora. The group
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: of friends are right there. And then they ask him, like, oh,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: do you know them? Are they your friends? And Angel says... Nah,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: they're not my friends. Not anymore. Not anymore. And this
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: John goes up tripping. I'm not your friend. We're not
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: best friends anymore. And they get into it for like what?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: For like a minute, huh? For a fat minute, bro.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: Until somehow they convince each other. That they were best
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: friends again. They made them hug and kiss and shit.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: That shit was hilarious, bro. When I was hearing that
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: get on my hair cover, I thought that shit was
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: so fucking funny, bro. And that was the last time
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: I went out with him. Yeah? Oh, because you don't
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: kick with them no more, now you're kicking it with us?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: That's what it is. Now you're kicking it with us?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: You know what I feel? He shouldn't be able to
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: go to Colorado. I think so, too.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: But my thing is, I mean, you can come, but
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: I'm just not going to put you on the list. Yeah,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: so just buy a ticket. My thing is, she was like,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go with those friends. I'm not
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: going to kick it with these ones.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: Bro, it was him. No, hold up. Listen, let's hear
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: him out. All right, well. You can't come on this
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: podcast when you were begging me to tell me, oh,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say whatever. But I'm getting my story sheet.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: You were begging to be on the pod? I didn't beg.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: Motherfucker's begging, oh, please, got to get on the podcast, please. Oh, please,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: got to get on the podcast. Oh, I'll give.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: You three free haircuts, please.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Oh. By the way, whatever you're going to give him,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: you have to give me two. That's not true. It's
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: both our podcasts. Okay, I got you. It's both our podcasts.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: I got you, I got you. It's both of ours. Okay,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: but I get 45-minute cuts and you get 15-minute cuts. Yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: But you still get three. So is it going to
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: be the same product at the end? Maybe. We'll see.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Come on, bro. We're going to do a tell-all right now, bro.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: Get down and dirty right now, dad. I mean, I
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: would hang out with them then and there. You know,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: not all the time either, but... That's not true at all.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: You were with us every single day. You were home
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: with them? No, with us. Yeah. You used to be
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: with us every single day. Yeah, and I'm not with
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: them every single day. I work with them every single day. No,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: you were with Jesus. You hang out with them all
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: the time. And Roman and Coleman. I don't hang out
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: with them all the time. Bro. And it was Holman, Holman. Holman, Holman. Holman, Coleman.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Toby loby you guys would go out to eat like
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: at these bougie ass places.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 9: Getting tomahawk steaks everybody's girls would be there too yo
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 9: you weren't at my last birthday you went out i
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 9: had a dress his last oh was he at yours
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 9: no you weren't at a dress a surprise party you
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 9: weren't you weren't at his yeah did you even.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: Get him something for his birthday four nights when did
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: we get him by the way i didn't.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Like I did tell you. I did tell you. Oh,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: of course he invited you. You know why? Because you're
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: the big famous guy. Oh, he just invited to the
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: recent one. Not last year. No, no, no, bro. He doesn't.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: We're not counting nothing this year. If we weren't doing
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: the podcast, he wouldn't give a fuck about us. I
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: hope you know that.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Last year, the last two years, 2024, 2025, you stopped
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: hanging out with him because your ex-girl didn't like us.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Count.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: Count. He didn't like us. And I feel like I
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: didn't want anything to be said around, and then it
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: turned into an argument like that. And then so you.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Would prefer hanging out with punk ass Jesus and punk
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: ass Roman and their girls.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: You were like on a double date vibes. Well, if
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: I'm dating somebody, why would I want to be around
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: people that are also dating? That's so crazy. If I
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: hang out with single people, they're going to want to
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: do single shit. No, that's not what it is. Bro,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: we're with Brittany and Denner all the time. They're together. Yeah.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: What do you mean? Oh, you don't think they're a
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: real relationship? Is that what you were going to say?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: You don't think they're a real couple? They're already friends
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: with you guys. My girl was not like... Well, yeah,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: because you didn't let her be friends with you. Bro,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: nobody likes Brittany. She already made her cry one time.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: She got over it. Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Nobody even likes Brittany, bro. We tolerate that shit. Yeah,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: we tolerate it. Bro, nobody likes PZ, baby. Nobody likes Brittany.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: We bet. Nobody likes Andres' girl. Well, his multiple girls,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: we tolerate. Hey, food. Since we've been with Andres, two men,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: we don't like none of them. We tolerate.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: I never even met the bitch, and I still don't
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: like her.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Why do you keep calling her a bitch, then? Okay,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Why are you bringing up her and her men?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: And by the way, I love your man. Well, I do. Oh,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: you don't have a man? Not yet. I'm sorry to
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: bring that up. You brought that up, though. So all I'm.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Saying is so was it you or was it your
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: girl was your girl specifically like boy?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: I don't want to hang out with do know Jakarta specifically.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: What were the rules it about? It's just to avoid
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: problems in my opinion. I mean, I don't joke. I mean,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what it is. He's afraid. He's afraid
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: that you were going to say something and it would
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: have been a problem again and again. I know about
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: her outfit. Her fashion has nothing to do what he
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: puts it.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: I would never say that he fucked all the bitches
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: in the world Yeah, he was wrong with me and
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: then and then he went with her and cuffed her,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: but it's not.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Fucking better when he was like five I.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Would never say that to her. I wouldn't kiss in there.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: Kiss me. I would never say that to her. I
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: would never say that to her Hey, is this your friend?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: He's bothering me Hey, do you know him? He keeps
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: touching me. I don't even remember. That was the baseball
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: night when they had to run the fade. You remember? Oh,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: I remember that. I was so blacked out. I grabbed
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: this one. I go, what are you doing? Leave the
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: girls alone, bro. All right, bro. Relax. Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Am I wrong or no?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: It was in Arizona. I was recording. I was recording. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: It was in Arizona when we went with Major. I
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: blacked out. I still had the big- the big-ass camera
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: I was recording- Oh, the one- oh, there's the one- oh,
• 1:09:29
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• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: except this nigga, too. You was trying to pay that
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: bitch to suck your dick, bro. What are you talking about, bro?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: You were, bro. Get up out of the face, man. Wait,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: who's the one? I don't know. Andres got mad. Who
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: was trying to... Andres got pissed. Yeah. Andres got pissed.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: I was trying to go to sleep. I was like, nigga,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: this shit is locked. And Jakarta was like, well, we
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: were already sharing the room. And he was like, fuck,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: this shit is locked. We get in. Fucking hiding his shit.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: We're just like, nigga. This is all I hear. This
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: is all I hear. Jakarta! Jakarta! Get him the fuck
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: out the room! And I go inside and Andres is pissed, bro.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: This was still trying to fix his dick and shit.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, why the fuck are you guys on
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: my bed? And who is this bitch on my bed, bro?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out the room, bro. That's how fucking
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: important it is, bitch. Yeah, yeah. That was when that
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: bitch took advantage of you. I took advantage of you.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: I was drunk. I woke up, she's like, you good?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, I think so. I was like, I
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: don't really remember. And then this one was like, you
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: take Zell? I did nothing. You was like, I'm just
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: going to the car. Please, can you suck my dick? Please? Please?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: You just did it to my friend. Please? Look at
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: my fingers. My girl's liking it. Hey, you take tap?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: He was like, come on, you're just like my homies.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: He was like, come on, please. Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: You're a bitch, you're a bitch.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: It was before. It was before. No, no, no. How
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: would he wake him up? It was right before. That's
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: where you went to the car. No, no, you had
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: to voice it because it was before. All right, bro.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: Finish it at that, bro. Don't try to play the bitch.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: I fucked your fridge.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: No, bro.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: All right, bro. Nigga, this nigga was like, bro, you're
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: already on OnlyFans. Come on. Just like me off to.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: By the way, one of the best things I've ever
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: had not.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: That I don't even remember. Yeah Yeah, no, you don't
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: remember cuz the next thing he goes the fuck happened.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: I will go I remember I said I said I
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: woke up and I seen the bitch that that now
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: that they may say major I Seen the girl And
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: Andres is pissed at her and I remember looking at
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: her and she gave me a stank look and I
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: was like, you woke up in somebody's house, you don't
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: even know none of us. I was like, that's- Oh,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: Major's bitch. Yeah, and then I was like, that's fucking embarrassing.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: And then she looked at Major. Major was eating that night.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: She looked at Major. Hey, Major was- Fucking eating ass.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: I know he's disgusting. Animal, bro. Major? Yeah, animal. I
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: think like, it goes Major, then poet. Yeah, Major's- But no,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: but he's like, like, levels up. Hey, did you guys
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: hear me the next morning? No, what'd you do? I
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: was going hard. Oh, with her? She was cool. Shout
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: out to her, man. I was just doing good. Yeah.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: From what I heard, she changed her life around. Last
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: time I seen her, she's like... Goes to church now? Cristiana.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: That's good, though. But she rocked my... Oh, yeah, but
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: you know what? I'm sorry, but.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: I'm like, for when a bitch fucks you, dog, fool,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: you gotta, like, treat that bitch like... When I woke
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: up the next morning and she was sitting there like
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: a player... Like, she was sitting.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: There, like, rubbing my bag, like, she's like, you good?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah. She does that shit. She's like,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: you need some water? How would you know? I'm just saying.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: Does that hit? Oh, please suck my dick, please. When
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: you first got paid, you told me what you did.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: I bought, I can tell you right now, I bought, like,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: seven prostitutes. And bro, now that you're single, we could
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: be us. It could be us buying prostitutes. Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: I didn't know you were.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Trying to buy pay her.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: I wasn't, bro.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: He did. He went to the car. No, I didn't, bro.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: You went to the car after. Then I paid her.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: And I was like, damn. Then I paid her. No, no.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: You did try to pay her. But I didn't pay her.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: She didn't want to take the money because she wasn't
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: going to suck your dick. What the? She did. She did? Yeah.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: That's why you went to the car. Oh, you did? Oh, yeah, bro.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: At least you got that. Did you pay them? No.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: All right. Would you just give the deposit? I set
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: the sale and it's like a fake one. Disputed with
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: the bank. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. It wasn't me.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: That's fucking hilarious, bro. You didn't care that she fucked me?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: It was before fucking you, though. How is that possible?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: Because we had just gotten to the crib. Yeah, once
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: we got on the crib, they immediately went to the room. No,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: they didn't. You're a nasty bitch. Do you want to
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: know how I know, bro? What room would he have
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: been in? His own room. Because he slept with her
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: the whole night. It was beforehand, bro. Gang, no. We
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: went straight to the room. She came out. She came
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: out to use the restroom or something. You tugged on her.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: You pulled her hair. Yeah, I pulled her hair. How
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: do you vividly remember this? No, because I remember too.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: That's what happened. She left the room. I got mad
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: at you and I wanted your favor. She left the
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: room briefly and he went into our room with her. No, bro. No, bro.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: And he was like, please suck her dick. I'll pay you.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: I don't think she sucked your dick. Okay, bro. She didn't. Okay.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: And then you did your famous move. You grabbed her
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: by the neck and you pulled her towards you and
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: you started macking it on her. When he, she already
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: sucked it. No!
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: It's what he said for real, Jesus.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: It's what he said for real. Nah. Nah, this nigga said,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: this nigga said, come here, let me taste doodles. And
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: she posted on her own, you guys fucking a midget?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Kissing guy after I sucked his best friend's dick. You
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: did that too? Fucking my man made your best friend. Hey,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: that'll get clicks. That'll really get clicks. Would you ever
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: be open to like... No, no, no. If you're fucking
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: with a girl and she's like, hey, can you get
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: on my OnlyFans? No? Nah, but you're masked. She said
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: no face. Yeah, yeah, masked up. I think body-wise, I'd
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: be able to tell it to you, though. His fingers. Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Big-ass tattoo. Oh, you just see my thumb go in there. Yeah,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: would you be able to? Nah, nah, hell no. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Undress?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. He's already been featured. Yeah, undress? He said,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: you've already been featured. That's fucked up. Wait. What? No,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying. He's talking about that thing. What thing? Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: It's already up, I think. In the Philippines. American boy gets...
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: American boy plays with dick to Filipina girl. Once that
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: phone ended, boom, that shit was instant, huh? What? The
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: hit up? Yeah, he was like, motherfucker, I got you,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: nasty ass. I was like... I heard the story again vividly.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: I'm like, why would you do that? You can never
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: answer with your face. It was lagging. So I got
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: my phone. I was like, is it my internet? I
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: was like this. Out of all the trips you've been
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: to with Duno, where was your favorite?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: Arizona. Can you tell the story of when you got
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: too mad? In Arizona. In Arizona. Okay. But the story
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: comes like... So, okay, so, okay. I've heard about this
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: story many times. Again, if you guys don't know Poe, bro,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: Poe is a dog, so the fact that, like... He
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: was a demon. And the reason we're... And we know
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: he looks.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Like a little midget fat, little, like, oversized grown midget,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: little fat obese little midget fuck.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: But, like, he's really a good guy. Super dope. And
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: he's also all of our barbers. He's all of the homies' barbers.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: He cuts all of our hair. Whose homie do you
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: not cut? He only doesn't cut Denner's hair.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: Oh. And Beto's. And Beto. Oh, because Denner doesn't cut
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: with him, so Beto's like, fuck, no, I can't cut
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: with you, bro. Beto, Beto. No, no, don't tell Beto.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: Call me to post. He's like, no. My dad said no. Wait,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: does he call Denner? Like, Denner is cool if I
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: take a shit right now? For sure.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: I think Beto calls Denner to see if it's okay
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: for Beto to hang out with us. Like, if Beto
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: doesn't want to shower one day, he'll have to call
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: Denner and be like, hey, don't have to shower.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: Patron. Patron. Yeah. But point is....
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Poets down to go travel.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: If I'm going to spend money, we might as well
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: hit the road or something. Poets with it. So one
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: weekend I get booked in Arizona to go to Oh,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: that's the Diesel weekend, no? No, no, no.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: Because I flew there. No, no. With Cali. No, you know.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: And you and you. No, no, no. I was with Cali.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Diesel was the major hype day.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: No, that's the one where we got kicked out? Yes. Yeah,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: we got kicked out. Okay. So this fool met up
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: with me. This fool met up with me. This fool
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: and Cali.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: They met up with me in Arizona. Wait. Wait for it.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Where was I coming from? I have no idea. Is
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: that when we came from Denver? Denver. Denver. Because you
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: guys were with... That's when we did the opening for
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: the shop. Was it?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay. So that's the first time I went to that. Damn, fool.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: That's a long time. A long time. I've been grinding
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: for a long time, dog. My body hurts, boy.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: The point is, the point is we get to Denver
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: before we get to Arizona. We get one room because
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: it's four boys. You know, like we share the bed.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's too bad. It's too bad. It's the homies
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: and shit. We go to the club that night. They
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: had a balcony. Yeah. We go to the club that...
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: We're riding downtown, Jakarta, right where... We literally walked like
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: two blocks from where they were. To the club, right?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: So we're riding downtown. And we get there a day before.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: We might as well get there a day before. We
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: get there, man.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: Shout out my boy, Luciano. He's always believed, dog. I
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: ain't going to lie. Shout out my boy, Luciano. We
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: get there, fool. And we're chilling.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Luciano's like, let's go out tonight to a new club
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: that just opened. It's crackin'. This was.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: Before your event. That's the 12 Bel Air day. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: The day before your event. That's when they brought out
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: 12 Bel Airs. Yeah. We asked for water. Oh, for
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: we're Bel Air boys at the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: We drinking 12 Bel Airs. Go back tonight. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: There's some of our oppas. No, some Habibis right next
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: to us. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: And they got two Latina bitches with them. And one
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: of them goes like, hi. She's like, I know who
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: you are. I watch your videos.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, what's up? And I'm like,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, and I'm like, oh, I was like, oh,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: it's my homie, the poet. She's like, what are you
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: doing out here? I was like, oh, I'm hosting. I
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: forget the club the next day. Yeah. And she's like, okay,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: but Andres is recording.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: I actually have that photo of you recording right behind me.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Andres is recording right behind me. And then we're in
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: the club. They say my name is cracking. They prop
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: up the bottles. The Habibis are tripping on these bitches.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: The minute they talk to us, the Habibis kick them
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: out the section. I'm like, just climb over.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: So me and Poe helped them climb over. We climb over.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: We go to the, we get lit. Straight to the bitch.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Essentially, not even yet. She just told me she recognized
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: me and I was like and then got me kicked
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: out and she kind of looked at us and we're like, yeah,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: two little baddies. So we're like, boom, get on it.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: We popped Belair. This fool Luciano was like, let's go
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: to the strip club. We go to the strip club,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: we get cracking. We go back to the room, we
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: immediately kick out Andres and Kylie.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: So where do you guys go? To the lobby. There's
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: a player. Give me the player. Oh, no, no. They
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: had another room. Moreno. Moreno and them. Shout out Bar Entertainment.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: I went down with them. I was just drinking with them.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: You know Moreno?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: That's the boy. Deuce and them. I know. I know.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: We were just drinking with them.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Moreno, Deuce, and the homie Bobby Castro. Some of
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: my best people. Like when the industry tells you you
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: meet good people, you.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: Hear something like that. Those are them.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: Shout out Bar Entertainment. Those are my boys right there.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: Junior, all of them fools. Junior, Deuce. Moreno. Fucking all
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: that shit. So these fools go, right? Boom. They go.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: I'm in my bed with my bitty, Poe's in his
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: bed with his bitty, and we got the time. I've
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: never fucked in the same room as the homie, but
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: we're all in the sheets.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: We're getting cracky. We're getting cracky. Poe's doing his thing.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: At some point, we're hitting the same position at the
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: same time. I can't. I can't. My bitch is going crazy.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: Poe's bitch is going crazy. It's a good time. Poe
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: and his bitch are like, you know what? Let me
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: go crazy, I want to take you to the bathroom. Yeah,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: that's what Poe's like. Poe's being an explorer.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: He's like, turn around before I finna hit the balcony
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: real quick. So I don't want to see his ass cheeks, right?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: He didn't turn around, by the way. I was like,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: oh shit, all right, Poe, all right. And then Poe
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: is putting his... And his bitch is acting, she was like.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Cool. Cool.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Like we're, we're fly shit. Poet and his bitch start
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: going crazy in the, in the, in the balcony.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: We locked up. Poet locks the, the, the.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: Um, what is it?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: Like the screen door and the glass door. Right.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: And then he's like in the cut where I can't
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: see him anymore. So I'm doing my thing. Me and
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: my bitch are doing our thing. Me and my bitch
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: are doing our thing. We're having like the intimate sex
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: at this point. We're like, oh, you know, just like
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: face to face.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: Point is, I just hear a bang. Like loud as fuck.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: Boy and his bitch were so in the mood, they
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: forgot to close the glass door.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: I passed by. I think I closed it or something.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know what I was going to do. And
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: she tried to come in.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: But she was like, just having a good time, just
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: trying to run back in. This bitch hit her face
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: in the glass door.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn. Boom. I'm so glad I was done already.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: Bro, we started laughing, me and my bitch. My bitch
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: goes like, oh my God, my friend is so stupid.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: It was just funny as fuck.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: And then Poison asked him, like, let's trade. And I
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: was like, no. No, no. We both finished. And then
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: this fool gets up to use the restroom. And I
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: look to check out his bitch. I'm like, damn. What
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: are you doing on this trade? He's like, nah, I
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: didn't use the rubber. And then the girl was like,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: I'm down. Yeah. I was like, you can go, but
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: I'm cool. Yeah. Fucking little whore. By the way, I
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: seen her on TikTok not too long ago. Oh, swear?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: She's in love now. Oh, nice. What a fucking slut.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: I feel bad for that fool. Sometimes that happens, fool. No,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: it's disgusting. But I mean, everyone takes chances. I'm pretty sure.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, but you'd be proud of Jakarta. He's been
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: getting some top lately all over the city, pops.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: I like that. I'm proud of that. No, I fucking
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: have not. No, I have not. No, I have not.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: In Salt Lake City, he.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: Left us to go get his dick sucked and we
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: were all wet. Because he didn't give a disclaimer. That's
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: what they didn't give a disclaimer. Like, hey, I finna
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: go get my shit sucked.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: I come back and Andrea's screaming at me. Well, it
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: was just a shit show. Bro, you got to tell
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: the story. We're not telling stories, fool. That's not a
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: story that I want to say. It's not. But you
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: can't bring up my stories and tell me to say it.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: You could have said no. You could have said, no,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: I don't want to say it. You know what I'm saying? Literally,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: that was it. I seen the bitch. It was at
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: the club, and I looked at her, and I went...
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: At first, I said, you have a car? Did you
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: drive here? I was like, where's it at? She's like,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: right outside. I was like, cool. I forgot something inside there.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: Let's go. And she just went? Knocked it, and then
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: I literally just went back inside. Seen the homies. How'd
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: you clean yourself? She did it. She cleaned it? You
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying? Oh, she didn't let nothing spill? Nah.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: That's the best.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: He was trying to stick his fingers in everybody's mouth.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're a nasty bitch. That's the part that I
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: wanted to avoid you guys saying. Why were you doing that? Bro,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: we talked about this literally like fucking years ago. I
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: said sorry. And it won't happen again. I went like this.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: I was like, look. Like Officer Doofy. I used to
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: hate when he put his, bro, oh my God. What?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Because those like, they don't look good at all, bro.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. You got like dirt on there. You want
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: better fingers in your fucking face, you nasty bitch? Jesus Christ.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: It happens, but then that same church before we got
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: kicked out. Oh shit, not right now. Right now I do.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: Why you don't do nothing, girl? I don't know. I'm
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: fucking beat, too. Literally, this is my mom's last day
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: in L.A. Because she's tomorrow morning, so I'm probably going
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: to go home, take a fucking fat ass nap, and
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: then go kick order for a little bit, and then
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: go to sleep. What are you guys going to do? Today?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: It's Monday. I got to figure out something to do.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: I might go work on my set list for the week.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: Got to work on a gang of shit. I got
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: to fucking, like you hit up Narciso, prepare for fucking
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: this weekend.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: By the way, you guys, Jakarta will be hosting this
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: weekend at Ontario Improv. He will be my host this weekend.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: It's too easy for him to be with me on stage.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: By the way, he's a punk bitch because he tried
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: to come on stage and make.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: Fun of me. So it backfired and I was like,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: all right, bro, five minutes by yourself. I only did
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: that because Andres told me to, bro. And you listened
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: to this dumb bitch. Motherfucker set me up, bro. I
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: bet you were happy as fuck when this one left, huh? Edgar,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: how did you feel for five minutes? I felt alone.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: And now I'm going to be like that right now.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: It's going to be like, fuck. What do I do?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: I go up and I say a story or some shit? No,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: I think. No, no. I said it was your kind of. Yeah,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: which you're good at, but you can't. Your only crowd
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: can't be, oh, Mexican. You can't be like, oh, fuck you, bitch.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: You're laughing at me. Fuck you, bitch. Yeah, fool. I've
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: never said fuck. That only happened once at San Fran.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 4: Just go up there and look at opportunities.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: Ask questions.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: Involve the crowd.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: Just do you, bro. Thank you. You know what? Who
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: are you calling? Narciso. Narciso. Oh. Yeah. I think you're
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: going to do great. You might be, right? He might
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: be a good host. He might be a good host. Yeah,
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying. Just a quick little five up there.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 9: Yo.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Yo. Narciso. What's up, dude? So guess what?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: You're going to be featuring this weekend and Jakarta's going
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: to be hosting.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: Really? How do you feel?
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Like, what's some advice? We're on the podcast right now.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: What's some advice you have for the boy? He definitely
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: needs to be calm and not be so manic.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: And he just needs to have fun. That's valid. You
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: were going to get offended. I wasn't going to get offended. Damn,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: I'm falling into the agenda. I said, he got mad
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: and she did. What'd you call me? I'm pretty nervous
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: about this. I'm pretty nervous. As a product of my environment,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: I'd like to say that I'm a man. Thank you. Okay,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: so what do you suggest for Jakarta to do? Just
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: be patient. It's not the Jakarta show. It needs to
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: control the audience. It's about the audience and he really
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: needs to bring energy. All energy. No fighting with people.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: None of that stuff. Yeah, I got you. Can you
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: go on stage and say, oh, look at all these
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: Mexicans or no? Yeah, I mean, but he's got to
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: follow it up with a funny joke. Insulting your audience
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: gets old. Your audiences get over it. You know what
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: I mean? Yeah. So when in doubt, insult yourself.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: When in doubt, yeah, that's not a bad, that's not
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: a bad, right? For when in doubt, insult yourself.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, that's a good idea, but like, don't
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: be self-deprecating, you know? Like, also, survive, like, live yourself up.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: You know, like, it's all energy to Cardi. You have
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: great energy, but when you get caught up being nasty
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: and mean... What the fuck am I nasty and mean?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: You've been nasty with Narciso? Yeah. But not mean. Nah.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: I just got that. So I fought a tiger last night.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: All right. That's cool. All right, Narciso. We're going to
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: call you back. That's cool. Bye. I got stung by bees.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: That's cool. Tell the stretch mark. Yeah. All right, guys. Well,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: this has been another. Hey, hold up. Holla, holla, holla, everybody.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: I do got to take a shit. Okay.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: I think this is a good pod. Can we look
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: up any, like, two topics? We'll just finish in five
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: minutes each.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We should give them, like, an hour 40 banger.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: Fifty more minutes. I just got to take a shit.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: I know, but Jakarta fifth. Jakarta papa. You don't have
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: to give me attitude about it.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: You don't have to give me attitude. What do we do? Oh,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: my God. Yes. Jakarta, we forgot to talk about this.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: El monstruo de Toluca. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. Oh, what
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: is the... So after the show... Okay, okay, okay. 3-2-1,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: we're back. 3-2-1, all right, we're back. After the Covina... No, Covina, right?
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: Covina show. Yeah, we're at Covina. I went to the bar.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: I went to the bar of the Rude Dogz. Right
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: next door, yeah. With Narciso and Raymundo. And we're just kicking,
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: Narciso went on his own. I just kicked, I seen
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: some fans, like some of those foods, and I was
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: just kicking with them. We're just talking and shit. And
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: I remember I was telling them how I used to
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: work at the hotel and shit. And the fuck is
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: watching the podcast a lot? And he was like, Yo, bro,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: so the hotel is connected to the mosque or some shit?
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck, bro? The mosque and
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: the hotel were one unit. It was an Islamic hotel. Yeah,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: he thought it was an Islamic hotel, bro. We all
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: pray together and shit. I was so confused. I was like, no, bro,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: totally separate. He was like, but your dad's there. I
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: thought he was part of the mosque. And I was like,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: this nigga watches too much, bro. I like the fact
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: that when you talk to somebody and when they watch heavily, bro,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: they know every detail about you. Isn't that shit kind
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: of crazy to you? Do you go to, like, have
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: you ever been talking to a fan and this dude
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: just says, like... That's a good thing. Let me say
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: it once. It is, but it's like, do they just
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: say a bunch of shit about you personally that, like... Oh,
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: you're kind of, like, just, like, caught off guard. Yeah,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: caught off guard. That's what it is, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: You're just like, oh, shit, you do know a lot
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: about me. Yeah, yeah. But, like, they just start saying
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: details about you and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Has that
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: ever happened to you? Uh, yeah. That's not a bad thing, though.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: He was cool as fuck, but shut up, the boys.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: Like, for some girl at the meeting, she said she
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: wanted to give me a hickey. She's like, I see
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: that neck, boy, come here. Because you haven't posted about
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Pay attention to where you're
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: posting this shit.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. But this is like, I guess, yeah,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: but this is like more intimate in a sense where
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: it's like, they were like, yeah, but your dad's a
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: manager at the hotel, right? Or like, oh, this really,
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying? Oh, you mean like that?
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess, yeah, when people are probably like-
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: It's not a bad thing, but it's just like, whoa.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: I think it's more like when people talk about like
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: my mom being from Mexico City and shit.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I see what you mean by personal. Yeah, no,
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: I just thought that shit was funny. This meeting was
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: crazy though because we met, so- At the same day.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: The same day. Yeah.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: Same day at the meeting, we met some dude and
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: he was like cool as fuck. And he's like, hey, bro,
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you guys something. He's like, you
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: guys talked about El Monstro de Toluca, right, Andres?
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: That's the guy's name? El Monstro de Toluca. That's the
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: guy's name.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: Can we look up the clip just to rewatch it again, please, Andres?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: Just look up El Monstro de Toluca. Point is, point
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: is this dude, he killed a bunch of people.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: Holy. Called his mom after.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: Called his mom after, and the video went viral because
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: it shows.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: The love of a mother is unconditional. Yeah. You know
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying? Is he going to have his back typed?
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: I think it's this fool. Yeah. Or like on YouTube.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: It's call, call. It's got to be on Reddit or something.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: Phone call, yeah, yeah, yeah. Con su madre, yeah. Ay, hijo. Ay, hijo. Ay, hijo. Ay, hijo.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: So the point is, pause it, pause it, pause it.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: So the point is, right, this video went viral.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: I remember me, Jakarta, and Andres, we.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: Talked about it a while back.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: But we met his best friend when.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: They were kids. Holy.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: In Ontario?
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And Acovina. Acovina. He was like, hey, bro, you
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: want to talk about it? I was like, yeah.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: He's like, fool, that was my homie in Mexico. We
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: were best friends growing up, but I came to the States.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, what? He's like, yeah, fool, his mom
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: was a teacher. And I was like, was he cool?
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, fool, he was cool. Regular. Regular. Regular guy.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: And that fool killed his pops. Killed his, no, I
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: don't know. He killed his pops. He killed his girl.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: I think his girl and then- I don't know exactly why. No,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: I don't think it was that. I think it was
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: for a reason. Well, his reason. I'm not saying that
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: there was like a good reason behind it. Your reason,
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: there's no reason enough for you. But for his reason,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: what he did is whatever, right? And yeah. Do you think,
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: do you think like, lately there's been a lot of this, right?
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: Do you think, let's just say, right?
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying, but let's just say in a different,
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: in a different, let's put it on, So he's a narcissist,
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: he's a misogynist.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: If you catch your, and this is just, we're speaking hypothetical.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: If you walk, if you and your girl are together
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: for four years, you guys been together for two, moved
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: in together, the extra two, right? Let's say you guys
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: were just relationship two, moved in together two years after.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: So you guys been together for four years.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: Okay. You guys, you've gave, devoted your life to your girl.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: This is separate from this. Point is, we met the fool.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: But I'm just, I'm speaking in general, right? You're with
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: a girl for four years. You've been with her together
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: for four. You've been moving together for two.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: Or whatever. I'm lost right here. I thought she was
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: going to be you.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: But let's say, but let's say you come to the crib.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: And you think she's at work. She told you she
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: was at work. Or told you she was at work.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: Before you get home. And she's in the bed. With
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: another guy. With another fool getting cracked. Getting cracked. Hmm.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: Does she deserve a slap? A slap? Nigga, I might
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: beat the shit out of that bitch. I might literally
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: try to beat the shit out of this bitch. If
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: you get home and you're a bitch that you've been
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: with for four years. I don't know. I feel emotional.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: I might just break down. I might not even know
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: what to do. But if you think she deserves a slap,
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: I think that bitch deserves a kick in the fucking mouth. Like, bro,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: I'd be so like, bro, like, and I'm not promoting
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: like violence against women. Like, I'm not saying that, but
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: I'm saying like, personally, I don't know what I would do.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: I would, I'd be so distraught. I'd be heartbroken. I'd
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: be devastated. I'd be torn apart, bro. It'd be character development.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: That's one hell of a development, though. What about you? Yeah,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't even know how to react. I think I'd
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: be speechless, but I feel like if I'm paying for
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: most of this shit... I'll immediately get the fuck out.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: I'll probably just take her out, though. I won't, like, physically.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: What about you, Andres? You get home full, your bitch
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: is getting fucked in your bed. I'm burning the bed,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: and I'm I'm taking off the whole bed. She got
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: to hit the road. Get an ass beating first and
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: then hit the road. Yeah, for sure. I got to
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: beat the shit out of her. Pick her up, put
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: her on the wand, just choke the shit out of her. Oh,
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: that's too much? That's your bitch. That's your bitch that
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: got fucked, gang. You got to trust. Hold her. Slap her,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: bring her down, and then kick her in the fucking ribs. Hey, gang.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is wrong with you? I love that.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: Fuck that. I love that. I love these. I love these. Andrea. Chokes, right?
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: Andrea, you think you get, if you're in your man's bed,
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: and you're cheating on your man, and the other fool's
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: boning you, and your man walks in, and he slaps
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: the shit out of you a couple times, do you
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: think you deserved it?
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? No, wait, wait, wait. As
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: a woman, as a woman, you're big on women, right? Yeah.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 7: The short answer is, I mean, yeah. Why are you
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 7: doing shit you're not supposed to be doing? What were
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 7: you expecting?
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: But not murder.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. I don't think murder. I don't think murder.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: You know what would piss me off is if they
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: try to justify it. They'd be like, whoa, it's because
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: you were... Nah, yeah. You know what they do? You cheat.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: You could always break it. You could always leave somebody
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: instead of cheating. You can always leave somebody.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 4: That's true. But at the same time, I don't think
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 4: you should resort to violence.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, no. You want me to wait for him
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: to take his dick? I'll be like, what happened here?
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: Why'd you do this? No.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 5: But you see, I'm not asking all those questions. I'm
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: just being like, get out of here. You fucking bitch!
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 5: I ain't gonna lie for you. I'm my shit on
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 5: that bitch.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 7: Bitch, you gotta go now. I'm not even gonna give
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 7: you time to take your shit. Get the fuck out of.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: My house now. Naked? Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of my house now.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: I like the way you're humiliating the bitch.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: You're humiliating the bitch more than... But what happens if
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: the food that's fucking your bitch whoops your ass? You
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: know what she's gonna have to buy all her shit
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: all over again start all over again You're gonna fuck
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: her you're gonna fuck her over.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: If I get home to mine and my bitch's house
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: and she's fucking some food in my bed, I ain't
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: going to lie, I'm going to have to take off
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: on that bitch.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: I might have to. But then why? But why? Because
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 2: you betrayed me. Think about it this way.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: Her fucking someone else, yes, it's hurtful and it's wrong, but.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 2: It's not a crime. It is a crime.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 4: It is not a crime, guys.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 2: It's a crime. That's a crime. Adultery in the Catholic
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: church is a crime. Adultery in the Catholic church is
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: a crime as well.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 4: She's not going to jail because she cheated on you.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: No, she's not going to jail. She's going to hell.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 4: You're not going to see her there.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: I'll take my little three months for DV, but bitch,
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: you're going to burn forever.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: No, I ain't going to lie, fool. I might not.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: Be smarter than that.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest, though, fool. I'm going to
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: be honest. Being raised by a woman, fool, I've been
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: in a lot of positions where.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: A lot of my homies, they've done their thing.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: And you support it. No, I don't. You support it, too. Okay.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: And I just mind my business. I don't have it
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: in me. But that bitch is getting kicked out, but naked. Immediately.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: But naked.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 4: That's better than you putting your hands on her.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: No, no. But fool, have you ever walked in and
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: your bitch getting fucked? No. No.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: You don't know what type of fear you might build up.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 2: You don't know what you'll do. It could be the
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 2: other way, too. I could walk into.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 4: My house and a bitch is fucking my house.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: That's not the scenario, bro. Okay, so what about this then, Andrea?
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: If you walk in and that bitch is in your bed,
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: are you taking off on him?
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: Get the fuck out of my house.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: You're not taking Andrea. Get the fuck out of my house.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 4: Naked, not naked, I don't give a fuck. Get the
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 4: fuck out of my house now. And I'm going to
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 4: burn all your fucking clothes.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: I'm calling every woman in my phone right now. They're
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: going to tell you they'll beat the shit out their man. Yeah,
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: for the phone's for it. Yeah, obviously. But that's because
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: it's so normalized.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 4: But I hate a bitch that wants to take off
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 4: on the girl. Like, that's wrong.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey. All right, scenario. We're on the podcast. You
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: get home and the man you've been with for four years.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: You're in your house and you're a bitch and that
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: was fucking another bitch. Are you beating the fuck out
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: of your man?
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: I'm running him over. Automatically, right? No thoughts, no nothing.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: No questions asked, no. You're taking off on him butt
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 2: naked right there. Yeah. Okay. Vale, okay, bye. Yo. What happened?
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: You get to the crib and your man's fucking some
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: bitch in your bed. Are you taking off on him?
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: Yes or no? No question. You're beating the fuck out
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: of him? Yes. Okay, bye. Andrea, there's no way in
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: your right mind you're going to sit there. I know
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: Andrea personally. Andrea is going to beat the shit out
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: of that. Andrea, Andrea, I know you personally. You're going
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: to go to jail. Yes. Yes, bro. You know why?
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: You know why you're going to go to jail? You
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: already wanted to cancel the New York trip when you
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: thought we were talking shit. You're definitely going to beat
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: the shit out of this man. That's a fact. And
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: you know that for a fact. No, no. I hope
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: we never get in that predicament. I pray to God
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: we never get in that predicament.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been in a jealous type relationship where
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: a guy, you felt like a guy was doing something
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: that got you jealous?
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 2: Did you want to beat the shit out of him then? Well,
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: maybe you're just one of those good souls, you know?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 2: It's all a knock for the camera. It's not a
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: knock for the camera because, Andre... No, we're going to
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 2: judge you, fool.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 7: Anyone who's dated me can come out here and say whatever.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 4: They'll tell you. I've never put.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 2: Where are all of them at? Come on, guys. Hey,
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: wait in line. One at a time. One at a time, please.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 4: Take a ticket.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 2: Calling number six.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 4: I just, I can't. There's a lot on the line.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: I can't. Two, two, two. Wait, wait, wait. She's talking
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: about you right now.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 4: I did some crazy shit before, yeah.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: Like what? What's the craziest shit you've ever done, Andrea,
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: as a woman?
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 7: I found out this guy was dating me and at
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 7: the same time he had a girlfriend.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: Player! Player! Player, player, player, player, player, player. So where
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: do we send like a trophy to him?
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: Is there any way? Of course, number one. That's fucked up.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: That's fucked up. Were you number one or two for it?
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but his parents knew both of us.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: You know what? That shit in the blood, papa. That
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: shit in the blood. Come on, baby. That's my son, boy.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: That's my son, boy. Okay, so what happened? She came
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: from Arizona, and I was told not to go that day.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: And I showed up. You should have listened. That's the
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: thing about women. They do not listen to men. You
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: should have listened. So you showed up and you beat
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: the shit out of that bitch?
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 4: No, I told her.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 7: I don't know if you know, but I've been together
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 7: with him for the past six months.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? Did she still stay with him after?
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know. What did she tell you? I don't know.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 4: She was like, I really didn't know. I don't live here.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: So you're dumb and a snitch?
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 2: Fuck him. It's us. We're going to get good food
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: after this. Trust me.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: Wait, Andrea, who are you dating now? Lately, you and
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: Jakarta have been on your thing. Is that Andres or Jakarta?
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: Which one is it, Andrea?
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 4: What? I don't know. I'll call Andres for a lot
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 4: of stuff, actually.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 2: Don't get jealous, dick. Chill. I know.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 4: Jakarta. I was like, oh, I told Andres this the
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 4: other day.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh, of course you told Andres. She told me.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: She was like, yeah, have I told you about my
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: house thing? Oh, I already told Andres. And I was like, yeah,
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: of course you fucking tell him. You love that guy, right?
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 2: She picks him over any of us any day. That's fine.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 2: Except over you. No. No, today I called her twice.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: She didn't answer. I thought about firing her.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 4: I feel like you want.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: To fire me. I don't.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 4: It's coming up.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: You do it. Hey, hey, hey. You're getting skinnier every day.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 2: Does that shit even matter? Get fired. Be skinny and fired.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 2: You'll be mad. You'll be mad at something. You'll be fired,
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: but you'll be skinny.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 1: No, recently, recently, I had to like get at you
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 1: about something, and that was the first time I saw
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 1: you go like, oh, okay, I'll take care of it.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, see how easy that is?
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  Speaker 4: I always say that.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You say, no, you say, well, and then walk out.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 4: It's because I figured, like.
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  Speaker 7: You guys are the type of man, like, a woman
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 7: can have an input or an opinion.
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  Speaker 4: Like, I just have to sit.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 2: There and be quiet. Wait, wait, wait. You say you can't?
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: I can't. Like, I can't.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here. You literally have a
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: fucking mic, dumbass. I don't understand.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: The mic is literally in your fucking face.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: Fucking stupid. We literally didn't ask you about fucking opinions
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: all the goddamn time. For we literally didn't eat at
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: a restaurant. Not at the pot.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 4: Outside of the pot.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: We literally didn't eat at a restaurant because you were
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: so mad that you've never tried that one before. You
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: were trying to prove a point. That was you. That
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: was you. You were trying to prove a point. That
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: was you.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 4: That had nothing to do with me. I was happy
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 4: at the other place.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: No, you weren't. Yes, I was. No, you weren't.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 4: We were already there. No.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: It was $ 125. I want Cracker Barrel. I've never had
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: Cracker Barrel. I've never been outside. I've never been out
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: of San Jose. I've never put El Salvador down. Hey,
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: both you guys shut the fuck up, but you leave
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: her alone. Fuck up, Muslim. Aw. The fact that you
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: say we're men, are we not? No, no, no. Shut
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 2: the fuck up. I've learned.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 1: Out of every story you've heard about these comics and
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 1: these people, are we not the nicest to women?
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 7: Okay, but you have to understand that it's beyond just now.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 7: We've known each other for a long time, so it
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 7: would be fucked up in general if you were fucked
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 7: up to me because I've known you for a long time.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 4: It's not just an employee relationship. Like, I'm not a stranger. Like,
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 4: I'm not a girl you just hired last month.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: You got to separate work and relationships.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 4: And I think we do.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 2: That really well.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 4: I don't take anything personally. I don't.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: The other day, you cried. You know me for 10 years. Wait, listen, listen.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 2: The other day, no, pops. Pops, you know me for
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: how long? Who the fuck is this? You know me.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 2: You're copping so much for the part right now. You
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 2: know me. Fool, fool, Andrea. Andrea, Andrea, you know me
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: for 14 years. I'm a checker for Coca-Cola. Ready, ready, ready. Ready, ready.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: I popped up evidence for you last time. Let me
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: pop up some evidence.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: You've known me for 14 years as somebody that would
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: get kicked out of class for being myself and clowning.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 2: You almost cried the other day.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 7: Because I'm sensitive. Because you don't think I want to
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 7: settle and have a life and be married.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: And have children? You were like, oh, that's what you
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 2: haven't settled down.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 4: It's a personal topic. And I was also about to
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 4: get my period.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Oh, by the way, don't ever say
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 2: that again, okay? Keep that shit to yourself.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 4: Period, period, period.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, stop. Period, fool. All right, now you're gay. I'm gay?
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 4: But I don't, like, come back the next day and, like, ooh,
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 4: you said this and that.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: Like, you don't try it on.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 4: No, we've argued with Andres. We've, like, I really.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 2: You held that one on for a whole weekend.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: You held it for a whole weekend until we were
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 3: forced to come over here and you made it awkward
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 3: with me.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 1: You definitely, Andres, Andres, Andres, that one, that one, you
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 1: deserved it a little bit.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: No, I don't. I didn't. Not right now. Relax, Andres.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: Which one are you talking about? You know what it is?
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: Which one? No, no. What fight are you talking about? Wait,
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 2: which one are you talking about? I'm talking about Arizona.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 2: She's so happy. You're mad. Arizona, I don't really remember.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: You know which one I do remember, though? I do remember. No,
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: you want to talk about sensitive? You're right. You're not talking.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: This one was about to fire you because you guys
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: were quiet in the car for 10 minutes.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 7: And I had to apologize to him today because I
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 7: was on the phone the whole ride.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know why you apologized. I was asleep. I
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 2: was literally asleep.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 4: I didn't answer because I was on the phone.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, but I feel like you felt bad.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 2: I didn't feel bad. It was okay. You're good. You
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 2: guys are crazy. No, no, no. She was like, oh, sorry.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: I couldn't really talk to you. I was on the phone.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: I was like, no, it's okay. That's exactly what happened.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 2: She's burned it out of fucking performance. No, I'm not.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 2: You're making it seem like I'm like, dude, apologize now.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 7: No, I'm being mindful of your feelings because you expect
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 7: to have a nice conversation with me and I couldn't do.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 4: That for you today. So I apologize in advance. You're
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 4: mad because I'm taking your feelings into consideration.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm just,
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: you're making me, you're making me sound kind of crazy, buddy.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 1: I do think, I do think, I do think it's, okay, okay,
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 1: that's fine, that's fine. Let's just finish the conversation. I
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 1: do think, I do think if we're in a car,
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 1: unless we're on a long drive and we're bumping music
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 1: and shit like that, we should be able to talk
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 1: to each other.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: Like today, Paul was going to put headphones on on
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 1: a hike and I thought that was a really rude bitch.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: No, I asked. I asked. I'm like, oh, did you
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: bring your headphones? And I was like, no, because we're
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: going to be talking. And then I left it. I
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah. Okay, yeah. Come on, bro. See, Jakarta,
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 2: like at the barbershop, he has headphones on and it
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 2: guards everybody. No, he does. He's like, all right, hold on.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 2: At the barbershop? And he puts it on. Bro, my job, bro,
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 2: my job, bro, is so stressful. I have to talk
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 2: for like an hour and a half long. If I
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: just want to listen to a little bit of Brazilian
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 2: music for 10 minutes. I can ask you this. Jakarta
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 2: can ask you this. Now that you've been like....
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 1: You kind of talk for a living, your social battery
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 1: has to be at all time high. At the end
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: of the week, are you like, nobody talk to me?
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: At the end of the day, I'll be like, nobody
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 1: talks to me.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 2: Fool.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 1: This weekend, old girl wanted to talk the whole time
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, dude.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up. You give her one of this?
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: Fuck no Pop closed fist for that one That's my
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: mental health papa That one can't be taken lightly No
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: no no I do be getting My energy do be
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: low though It do My energy do be low though.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: But when this is your job And you have to
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 2: talk For a fucking living It's like It's a beauty.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 1: Cause Andres I'm pretty sure yours And Andres social battery
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 1: Is low too right After like the weekend On Sundays
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: you're like I'm cool Andres is a little different I
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 1: have to be a mom But that's a different Type
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 1: of social.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 7: Battery Honestly yes And sometimes people You guys might think
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 7: That every fan is really nice They're.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 4: Not A lot of times.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 2: Well, they're nice to, like, me.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 7: They're nice to you guys, but there's people that are
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 7: not nice.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 2: To what? To you?
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 4: Setting merch, there's people who are really mean and complicated.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 2: And, yeah. That's a fact. Not everybody.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 1: And it might not be that they're mean or complicated.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: They were drunk as fuck. It might be drunk a
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 2: Or it might be, like.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 1: You always got to look at it like me as
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 1: a person. I'm like, I'm not always having the best day.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 1: So that means sometimes people are.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: Not having the best day. But there is such thing
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 2: as just having basic manners. I do 100% believe that.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 3: Special batteries, whatever. Like after this weekend, fucking got up.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 3: I said hi to my family. Took my ass to
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 3: the beach and ride just to fucking.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 2: Calm it down.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 3: No, it's like, bro, I just want to zone into
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 3: whatever the fuck I'm doing.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 2: I don't want to talk to anybody or anything. That
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 2: was cool. And when's the marathon? October 11th.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: October 11th, we will all be supporting Andres at the
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 1: Long Beach Marathon at the finish line.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: I'm busy, actually. You're busy? Oh, it's October 11th. Yo,
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: where are you going to be? I'm going to be
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: running in the marathon. Right by, right alongside Andres. We're
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: going to be there tonight. What the fuck did you say?
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: Ever went into the water? She said your fence is
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 2: not going to make it through the line. She said what, bro?
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 4: I said, ese boy nunca llegó. You never made it.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, you said, I can't be God's boy. Hold on,
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 2: the little me boy. All right, guys. This has been
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 2: another episode. Wait, wait, wait. What, motherfucker? Why you trying
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: to leave the people, pops? It's a great episode. I
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: had to take a shit for 10 minutes. Okay, okay, okay.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 1: I feel like we should finish off with one of...
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 1: Poet's favorite song on behalf of him being here? What's
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 1: your favorite song?
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 2: Poly Yellow or The Scientist. All right, go sing it, bro.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 2: We had to play it. No, we can't play copyright. Oh, damn.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 2: I can't remember now. Nervous pussy. You're still something beautiful. No,
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 2: it's your skin. Shut up, bitch. Okay, wait, hold on.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 2: Go right here, right here, right here.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 6: Oh, come up to meet you. Tell you I'm sorry.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 6: You don't know how lovely you are. I had to
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 6: find you. Tell you I need you.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 2: Tell you I set you apart. All right. Good job.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 2: All right, guys. We'll see you guys in the live talk.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 2: Love you guys.