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DLHS Hour 2 | Are you okay with Trump bringing back the draft · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the deal. You will show your twenty twenty sixth editions.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that they should bring the draft back
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  Speaker 1: jasmine where you say?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I was going to tell you playing around and
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  Speaker 2: get it take it.
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to live, Okay, I was trying to live.
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  Speaker 3: This is Mayan Haler, and I needed it. You got
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  Speaker 3: a problem with that, Yeah, I do take it up
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  Speaker 3: with Jesus anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So here's what happened.
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  Speaker 3: The draft registration was suspended April first, nineteen seventy five,
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  Speaker 3: by President Gerald Ford following the end of inductions in
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  Speaker 3: seventy three. However, it was resumed in July of nineteen
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  Speaker 3: eighty by Jimmy Carter, and it remains in effect today,
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  Speaker 3: requiring men aged eighteen and twenty five to register, although
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  Speaker 3: automatic registration is planned for late twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: At automatic good, that'll hold your ass. That's straight from that,
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  Speaker 1: that's straight from the hotel.
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  Speaker 2: Should have to go. Anybody finally got the UMAR should
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  Speaker 2: have to go to You got a regist twice as
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  Speaker 2: a matter for all them, all of them, seeing them
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  Speaker 2: the dudes, Hey, I don't see no difference. Oh you'll
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  Speaker 2: see one now, all the ones and you got to
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  Speaker 2: earn my vote, cas in the hood.
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  Speaker 1: It will now it'll be empty. Everybody going to war.
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  Speaker 1: Wow out there, And if you didn't vote, you just
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  Speaker 1: have to go first there it is.
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  Speaker 3: You should automatic shift starting December eighteenth, twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, so yeah, happy hat automatic all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, okay, look, look all.
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  Speaker 2: Right automatically what I see? Yeah, I told you here.
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  Speaker 2: But it's gonna be a loophole for all the people.
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  Speaker 1: Like of course, of course there is butt them dumb
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  Speaker 1: goofy ass. Yeah, they ain't no loop o for them.
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  Speaker 1: That loop boat is a target. Goofy ass listening to
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  Speaker 1: these goofy.
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  Speaker 2: Ass Yep, you're gonna mess around.
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  Speaker 1: Now sudden the draft is back something we don't need
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  Speaker 1: draft kings.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is different.
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  Speaker 1: And then your draft chicks too, Oh I think, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know you. I got rickeds, you got rickets, she
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  Speaker 1: got she.
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  Speaker 2: Got scurvy, got scurvy. What are you a pirate?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: What's the age limit? Like, what's the cutoff? Depends on
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  Speaker 2: how bad it get? They depends on how bad it get.
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  Speaker 2: It also depends on the branch, because the cutoff for
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  Speaker 2: the Air Force is forty two. Yeah, not anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I tell you you come on, come on
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  Speaker 5: come hear ye hear ye here ye here, all right,
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  Speaker 5: all right, do you think there should be a draft?
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  Speaker 2: Jab you said twenty twenty sixth December twenty six. That's
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  Speaker 2: what you got for Christmas? Drafted? Alright? Eight seven say,
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  Speaker 2: I just didn't gonna start. They just got to register.
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  Speaker 2: They know where you're know, yeah, where you are? Now
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  Speaker 2: we just need just in case. Yep, you're knocking the
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  Speaker 2: door to right this land shark. Yeah, that ain't ice.
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  Speaker 2: That's the good.
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  Speaker 1: I hope they take ice to first. They should, they
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  Speaker 1: should take the bad. Yeah, so over zillo, yeah and
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  Speaker 1: so yeah, and the mask is optional.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, hallelujah for for lojah. If you want what.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see how they go on, Terran, Let's see
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  Speaker 1: how that go. So do you think the draft should
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  Speaker 1: come back? It is kind of well, the registered draft
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  Speaker 1: is coming back January.
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  Speaker 2: What is it? What is it?
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  Speaker 3: December December? I gotta do it with December twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 3: December twenty twenty again, registration automatic because he see.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sixty two. What I'm gonna do, what I'm gonna do,
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  Speaker 2: i'mna that would be.
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  Speaker 1: Cool what they're gonna put you in the UF I
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  Speaker 1: have planning, fancy, I can't go out.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna beat the bob hope entertain the truth. So
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  Speaker 2: here's what it said.
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  Speaker 1: And then when you're a you're see this, here's my
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  Speaker 1: turn in Porky and bess Us.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna be in the band.
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  Speaker 3: So starting December eighth, twenty twenty six, US Selective Service
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  Speaker 3: System will automatically register men eighteen to twenty six using
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  Speaker 3: existing federal database. Re good mean, first of all, that
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  Speaker 3: means your information is already.
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  Speaker 1: Then y'all young brother, Then then you do real good
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  Speaker 1: with young dudes. Dennis Good, go take your ass over there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't having sex, no way, kids not. We got
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  Speaker 1: a TikTok chaligt for your ass. Hop about that TikTok challenge,
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  Speaker 1: remember it's back now? Yeah yeah, yeah, I bet you
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  Speaker 1: what you hoped your ass to that ice line?
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  Speaker 4: Did you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Get in this one? So Jazmine, what is the scenario,
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  Speaker 2: so they.
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  Speaker 3: Say, Starting December eighteen, twenty twenty six, uh, the US
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  Speaker 3: Selective Service System will automatically register man eighteen to twenty
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  Speaker 3: six using existing federal data. If you're living with your mommy.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know they still can find you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: come on, and as soon as you get registered, you'll
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  Speaker 3: be notified.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: You know that you've been in a meat marketing line
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  Speaker 1: at number twenty six.
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  Speaker 2: That's how they used to call you up. Now serving
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  Speaker 2: I'm selfish. I got twenty two year old son.
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  Speaker 1: I may well, you know what. I'm sorry that it happened.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry it happened, But you know what, that's what
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  Speaker 1: apathy will get you.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly now. He voted. What are you talking about I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Talking about I'm not talking about him. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: the more people in this country didn't vote than did.
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  Speaker 4: That.
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  Speaker 2: Apathy ain't got nothing to do with my son. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. I'm surey got skipped.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't gone here. I'm sure we can find something.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're going through the votes.
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  Speaker 6: I so concur with with Jasmine and with d L.
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  Speaker 6: You steing home, Your kids go, your grandkids go, your
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  Speaker 6: nieces and nephews they go. The Yeah, the podcast Brothers,
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  Speaker 6: Joe Rogan, what the other one that sit on the
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  Speaker 6: toilet and his leg swings? That other podcast, the uncle Mama,
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  Speaker 6: not the answer Mama, but the uncle Mama, who's selling
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  Speaker 6: selling the pancakes. He should go. All them black conservatives
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  Speaker 6: who was posing in a white house, All of y'all
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  Speaker 6: should go. My kids should not go. My grandkids should
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  Speaker 6: not go. My great grandchildren, who ain't never here yet
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  Speaker 6: shouldn't even go. I vote every single I vote for
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  Speaker 6: the dogcatcher.
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  Speaker 2: So no, you didn't vote you go. You didn't vote
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  Speaker 2: your kids.
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  Speaker 6: Go, You didn't vote your family members go.
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  Speaker 2: You voted for this, You voted for this. See you go.
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  Speaker 7: I want to tell you that I made it six
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  Speaker 7: and I was deafted in nineteen sixty. I was dempted
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  Speaker 7: in nineteen sixty two, another another sixty sixty one. I
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  Speaker 7: went in but I was already in the Air Force.
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  Speaker 7: But I got my grad nose and I registered in
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  Speaker 7: nineteen sixty. When I went out there in eighteen and
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  Speaker 7: then would you believe, raised in November and I had a.
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  Speaker 4: Class one A.
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  Speaker 7: I uh December that year for Christmas, and then I went.
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  Speaker 7: I went on volunteer. Now I had seventeen scholarships, and
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  Speaker 7: I went on volunteer because I didn't want to go
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  Speaker 7: to the arment in it. And I think, and did
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  Speaker 7: they have to your questions about the draft. Uh this
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  Speaker 7: cuckle then got us uh and then you know, uh
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  Speaker 7: got us back as the wars and it don't make sense.
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  Speaker 7: I'll probably be a deserted down.
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  Speaker 8: They should bring it back if Baron Trump gets to go.
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  Speaker 8: I don't feel that a draft is necessary because you
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  Speaker 8: have so many people that volunteer to go to the military.
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  Speaker 8: But if they want to bring the draft back, Baron
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  Speaker 8: Trump should be able to go to all of those
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  Speaker 8: people that helped him get in office, they should be
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  Speaker 8: the first ones to go.
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  Speaker 4: So since so many people's sons.
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  Speaker 8: Are sacrificing their lives for this country, his son should
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  Speaker 8: have to do the same.
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  Speaker 9: If they're gonna start a draft and gonna draft anybody
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  Speaker 9: to go over there and fight for the war that
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  Speaker 9: the president that whoever elected for that guy. So we're
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  Speaker 9: gonna need to go ahead and get Mago over there,
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  Speaker 9: mag of Republicans whoever were voted Republican and definitely sent
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  Speaker 9: nice over there because they're making more money than our
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  Speaker 9: average soldier or military person.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, and this.
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  Speaker 9: Guy's already literally in the news THEIL trying to blame
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  Speaker 9: his actions on blowing.
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  Speaker 7: Up those people.
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  Speaker 9: About a week or so, ago.
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  Speaker 2: On his cronies.
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  Speaker 9: The little drunk guy is in charge of the defensive
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  Speaker 9: with the Department of War now and all the rest
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  Speaker 9: of the guys that he claimed he got intail on
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  Speaker 9: because literally, like you said, he went over there and
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  Speaker 9: blew up their leader because he wanted regime change. He
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  Speaker 9: said he wanted regime change. He didn't say anybody else,
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  Speaker 9: and he literally said, I got tired of negotiating. So
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  Speaker 9: that's his answer to not talking to somebody. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 9: blow you up because I'm tired of talking to you.
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  Speaker 9: And that's what I mean by when you put strong minded,
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  Speaker 9: ignorant people in charge of a country that you act
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  Speaker 9: like you hate half of the country because they didn't
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  Speaker 9: vote for you.
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  Speaker 1: So do you think the draft it is starting to
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  Speaker 1: say twenty twenty six you automatically registers, d have eighteen
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  Speaker 1: and twenty six?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bet you missing the Latin dude.
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  Speaker 3: Now, guess what failing to register is a felony? I know, Pable, good,
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  Speaker 3: you know all the riggers. You're there, good, five years imprisonment,
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  Speaker 3: two hundred fifty thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Hold you remember it, Mohammed.
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  Speaker 3: You also lose eligibility for any federal job, most state
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  Speaker 3: student aid as any state job.
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  Speaker 2: That's what apathy gets you.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, all of that because you don't want to vote
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  Speaker 1: for the black woman, all of this, all.
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  Speaker 2: Of that there you go and put this little bow
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  Speaker 2: on there for you, yep.
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  Speaker 1: And you don't think they know that's there. You think
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  Speaker 1: when Carol Levet asked her that question, she knew it
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  Speaker 1: was there. I didn't have none to do what It
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  Speaker 1: just just roll.
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  Speaker 2: It was rolling. It just happened. Good. Good.
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  Speaker 1: Now we'll see all that tough you training at the gym,
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  Speaker 1: at the UFC fighter, all the you know, all that. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: how we're going to the farms.
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  Speaker 4: I think Trump's baby boy, I think he's nineteen. He
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  Speaker 4: should be number one on the list. Then you go
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  Speaker 4: to the Supreme Court. Their grandchildren should be the same group,
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  Speaker 4: and then you have the Black matters then them, and
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  Speaker 4: then you have the Senators and the House of Representative
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  Speaker 4: their children and grandchildren. Ordinary people should be the last
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  Speaker 4: on the list. But all the farmers and all those
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  Speaker 4: people that voted for Trump, send their kids and grandkids.
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  Speaker 4: That's how we should But baby boy Trump, the youngest one,
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  Speaker 4: he should be number one on the list.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 9: You First, I want to say I love y'all show,
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  Speaker 9: I love the knowledge that I gained from listening to y'all.
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  Speaker 7: But hell no, hell to the note. Why would they
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  Speaker 7: do that.
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  Speaker 8: I agree with the draft, but I'm trying to figure
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  Speaker 8: out how many of them will pass because all of
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  Speaker 8: them they see smoke weed.
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  Speaker 2: You got to cancel drug tests.
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  Speaker 6: They're gonna be dropping a whole lot because I'm riding
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  Speaker 6: home from work and stopping their red lights and then
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  Speaker 6: my car just gets full of weed.
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  Speaker 4: And you're like.
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  Speaker 2: You should have a job, you should be somewhere working.
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  Speaker 4: You're just riding around with friends smoking weed all day.
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  Speaker 4: Those are the people we need, but we're good at it.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I call him a correction on what Dial was
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  Speaker 9: saying about the draft.
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  Speaker 4: Thing were about the same age. You didn't sign up
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  Speaker 4: for the draft. He signed up for this thing called
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  Speaker 4: selective service.
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  Speaker 7: That's what we had to sign up for in eighty
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  Speaker 7: eighty one, eighty two.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a selective service.
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  Speaker 7: That way, we're here to sign up.
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  Speaker 2: For and if it would have been a draft, data
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  Speaker 2: pooled us.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard people say.
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  Speaker 10: That Trump is the greatest president that we've ever had.
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  Speaker 10: Heard people say that, And if that's your opinion, that's
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  Speaker 10: your opinion. I can't get mad at an opinion. But
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  Speaker 10: if you just look at the history, that's not true
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  Speaker 10: at all. Just based on history, right, what happened in
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  Speaker 10: twenty sixteen?
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  Speaker 2: He beat Hillary?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 2: And then who he just beat?
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  Speaker 5: Calmon?
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  Speaker 10: Look right, you can't be the greatest if you're only
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  Speaker 10: beating girls. What what were we doing, man, I've never
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  Speaker 10: been watching a co ed basketball game, Like, damn, these
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  Speaker 10: dudes might be better.
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  Speaker 2: Than Lebron right here, they just dunked on that girl.
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  Speaker 10: I know that sex is ladies, but come on, y'all
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  Speaker 10: know where we're at. We live in a James Brown song.
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  Speaker 10: Sam Trump is the greatest president. It's like if somebody
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  Speaker 10: asked me who the greatest fighter or all the time was,
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  Speaker 10: and I was like, Diddy.
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  Speaker 2: Can I be honest with y'all?
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  Speaker 10: But I don't even really like that punch on. I
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  Speaker 10: wrote it, but because Dinny was, Dinny was definitely beating
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  Speaker 10: dudes up too, you know.
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  Speaker 2: So I was trying to think.
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  Speaker 10: I was like, Damn, who could I say? I was like,
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  Speaker 10: I could say Chris Brown.
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  Speaker 2: But that's played out.
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  Speaker 5: Plus she already forgave him.
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  Speaker 10: So I was like, what I'm gonna say, ray Rice?
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  Speaker 2: That's the old.
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  Speaker 10: Ike Turner, Bobby Brown, that's all old.
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  Speaker 7: Then I got mad at myself.
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  Speaker 10: I was like, wait, hold on, why am I only
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  Speaker 10: thinking of black man?
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  Speaker 2: What's wrong with me?
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  Speaker 10: Well, I can't think of no prominent white man just
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  Speaker 10: beat his woman.
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  Speaker 2: Then it dawned on me.
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  Speaker 10: I was like, oh, that's because white men, y'all don't
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  Speaker 10: beat y'all women.
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  Speaker 2: Right, y'all just kill him?
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  Speaker 10: So I see why you divorced.
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  Speaker 2: And it's smart, smart, very funny